Oh No, James Lankford, Did You Think You Were Here To GOVERN?
Common misconception.
Well well well, time for your Monday newsletter, let’s see what Wonkette talked about!
As usual, we had morning tabs:
And the talk of the day was the immigration bill James Lankford and the Senate released, which House Republicans immediately decided they hated, because they don’t actually want to fix the border, they just want to yell at Joe Biden about it.
More below!
Dean Phillips? Fuck that guy.
JD Vance? Fuck that guy.
Olivia Rodrigo? Fuck that guy. OH NO WAIT! We like her! She did the devil summoning at the Grammys this year!
Ronna McRomney? Under the bus you go! Sincerely, Donald Trump.
Some poll porn.
Some Greg Gutfeld COMEDY porn, ewwwww.
And finally if you’re keeping up with THE SPLIT, the serial novel that comes out every Monday on Wonkette, then it’s Monday!
And that’s all, goodbye!