Another one of those days I wanted to send you EVERY SINGLE STORY IN THE EMAILS. One of these days I’m gonna, swear to God. Y’all gonna unsubscribe SO HARD.
We had some tabs! Not bad, tabs!
I sent you this one already because LOL
Florida people might be mostly a little *touched* but they know flooding and hurricanes and more hurricanes and more flooding when they see it.
Oh, no, Republican on Republican violence!
I sent you this one too because Nice Time :)
Ew.
Ewwwwwww.
One-two WonkTVs!
and
One-two Supreme Court making me REALLLLL NERVOUS.
and
So there’s a funny show on HBO (whatever stupid thing it’s calling itself now in the worst rebranding in history) called “The Other Two” and in it, the nice young former child star, Chase Dreams, is trying to make himself hated so his obsessed fans don’t murderize his still friendly ex-girlfriend. He does this.
Aaaaaand goodbye.
See you bright and early, America, for tabs! And CANADA! I’ll see you SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY at the Library Bar in Toronto’s Fairmont Royal York, 3-5 p.m. or 6, I forget! I’m buying!!!