Today in Wonkette! Welcome to the weekend! :D

We did some tabs!

How a Medieval Murder Map Helped Solve a 700-Year-Old London Cold Case! Tabs, Fri., Feb. 2, 2024

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Last Taylor of the week!

Some MAGA Beta Try-Hard Gonna ‘Punish That Bitch’ Taylor Swift If She Endorses Biden

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That guy sure is having a bad time in court! (All courts. Globally.)

Trump Pissed Off As British Court Flushes Pee Tape Lawsuit

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Robyn has a secret for this dude: Demons don’t exist.

Infowars Guy Can't Believe You All Don't Know The Salem Witches Were Guilty As Hell

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LIKE GAY PAREE!

Chicago To Get Actual Public Restrooms Soon, Will Be Fancy Like Paris

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Because it would save lives, they said.

Fox News Host And Boebert Say Biden Should Stock Rio Grande, Which Already Has Alligators, With Alligators

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We made a new Wonkette friend!

Why Isn't This Racist, Sexist, Gun-Humping, Drunk-Driving Indiana Republican In Congress Already?

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Blech.

Remember Laura Loomer? Well You Weren't Paying Enough Attention, So She Went Batsh*t Racist On Ilhan Omar

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Hey! A Nice Time!

January Jobs Report: US Economy Adding Jobs Like A MOTHER, Again!

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Hey! Another Nice Time!

So Many People In Connecticut Are Gonna Get Their Medical Debt Canceled

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Hahahaha I LIED! *THIS* is the last Taylor of the week! (It looks delicious.)

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The French Blonde!