Evan forgot to give you your One a Day yesterday, and I think I might have forgotten on Friday, DID YOU MISS US DID YOU DID YOU? Well you can always catch up right at www.wonkette.com!
Here’s the WARRRRRRR we wrote at you today. Fuck!
There were tabs!
There were “People who do eggs.”
But these eggs gon’ get fertilized :/
There was all this awful shit.
DO NOT CONGRATULATE.
DO NOT CONGRATULATE TOO.
Are you there, Congress? It’s us, Wonkette.
Still on spring break? Okay then. Not like anything important is happening, like the President being out of his pea-turkey mind.
Whatever may come, Wonkette will keep you posted!
Voted at 11:23 AM. Was the 33rd ballot. Small town gives me larger pull!
Gads, I hope there's an issue of this tomorrow.