We resolve the slow cooker myth debate in today’s Tabs.
This is tragic and infuriating.
Laura Ingraham is so bizarre in her not-ready-for-primetime slot.
Wait, Ben Shapiro was wrong about a thing … again?
Billion-Dollar 'Barbie' Makes Baby Shapiro Feel Less Than 'Benough'
The Barbie movie — you might’ve heard of it — broke the billion-dollar threshold last weekend and shattered several records in the process. After just 17 days in theaters, Barbie is the fastest Warner Bros. film in the studio’s history to deliver a billion in ticket sales, outpacing
Yeah, that’s probably not true.
What an adoring public!
Look at those baby cheeks on Trump’s goofy lawyer!
So, uh, WTF?

New Lessons For Florida School Kids: Native Americans Were No Saints, Slavery Much Nicer Than Death
Go, Joe, Go!
Overthrowing the government is not just “politics.”
Hacks gonna hack eventually
Screw you, Tubs.
That’s a wrap! See you Wednesday.
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