Wonkette Email Of News For Aug. 8, 2023!

We resolve the slow cooker myth debate in today’s Tabs.

Cannabis King Embroiled In Bitter Legal Battle With Sushi Restaurant Owners! Tabs, Tues., Aug. 8, 2023

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This is tragic and infuriating.

Mom Sues Southwest After Being Accused Of Trafficking Her Daughter

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Laura Ingraham is so bizarre in her not-ready-for-primetime slot.

Laura Ingraham Knows Who's Worse Than Capitol Rioters, It Is Jack Smith And Those Nice MSNBC Historians

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Wait, Ben Shapiro was wrong about a thing … again?

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Yeah, that’s probably not true.

Fox Columnist: Maybe Aliens Are Demons, Ever Think Of That?

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What an adoring public!

It Was All Fun At Kentucky's Fancy Farm Event Until Everyone Booed Mitch McConnell

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Look at those baby cheeks on Trump’s goofy lawyer!

Who Is This Little Boy Saying Mike Pence Will Be Trump’s Star Witness?

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So, uh, WTF?

New Lessons For Florida School Kids: Native Americans Were No Saints, Slavery Much Nicer Than Death

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Go, Joe, Go!

Here's Joe Biden Making The Grand Canyon Even Grander

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Overthrowing the government is not just “politics.”

Fox News Idiots Real Mad That Trump's Obvious Crimes Are Treated Like Crimes

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Hacks gonna hack eventually

Judge Cannon Appears Ready To Pop Off In Trump Docs Case

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Screw you, Tubs.

Senate's Most Magnificent Dumbass Made Up A Cool Football Analogy For Russia And Ukraine, Y'all Wanna Hear It?

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That’s a wrap! See you Wednesday.

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