Wonkette News Of Today: GOOD NEWS! (Tiny print: and some Supreme Court)
FIRST AND MOST IMPORTANTLY! Did you already clip and print and send this to your grandchildren with the traditional $5 check?
Then you deserve a drink!
There were some tabs! They were good tabs!
Not A Cult wants to name the very oceans after Senor Cabeza Malo.
This by Robyn was *very* good!
This too also, Robyn, good!
Matilda, your salts!
I simply would not shit on the city that is hosting my convention in the state that I very much need to win.
GAAAAAH FUCK.
Only nine posts today? Well that was easy! Pop by over the weekend and see what we’re dicking around with then! (NB we will be off on Wednesday for Juneteenth! YAY Juneteenth! I hope you’re off too!)
Hugs for the warriors of love. Onward! Wonkette made the world a little more wonderful this week. Thank you.