Wonkette News of Today: Stupid Nice Time Jill Biden making me cry.

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Jesse Watters So Mad At CIA For Rigging Post-Debate Coverage Against Trump, In The Future

And also!

Thursday Night’s Hottest Way To Abuse Yourself Is Watching The Biden-Trump Debate With Wonkette!

This edition of tabs has invites to FOUR wonkmeets. You should probably at least check!

FREE IDEA: What If Trump *Wasn't* A Yooge Asshole At The Debate? Tabs, Thurs., June 27, 2024

SHUT UP, YOU’RE CRYING.

First Lady Jill Biden Gives ACTUAL Be Best Speech For LGBTQ Pride

Supreme Court bullshits one:

Supreme Court Rules You Can Stop Worrying Your Pretty Little Girl Heads About Abortion (Until After The Election)

and Supreme Court bullshits two to five:

Supreme Court: This Place Could Use More Fraud And Pollution!

Matt Rosendale just doesn’t make any sense on IVF.

Don't Go Taking Decorating Ideas From Anti-IVF Republican Rep. Matt Rosendale

Imagine arresting someone just for doing a coup. What’s that like!

What's Up With Bolivia And Kenya? Coup-Coup-Catchoo!

This was real stupid.

Oh No! There's An Anti-Woke Twitter Cartoon And It's Got Us NAILED!

This was real stupid but not stupid so much as bad faith and lies.

Is Joe Biden Chopping Kids Up With A Hatchet? NYT Once Again *Just Asking*!

See you tonight for debate! And then in the morning bright and early for tabs!