Wonkette News Today: One Million Moms Mad At Ham

I had bad news today, I’ll tell you in the morning, in the meantime, drinking some tequila and giving you links.

There were some tabs! They were good tabs.

Could Rats Be The Secret To Saving History? Tabs, Thurs., April 4, 2024

They included this happy paragraph, which I will copy-paste here:

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Now you have read that paragraph twice!

I bet it is true.

Donald Trump Jr. Says The Bank Is Tracking Your Bible Purchases For The FBI, Is That True?

I would have stroked out.

Pissed-Off Family Of Murdered Ruby Garcia Blasts Lying Trump

Can’t scare me.

That Time Memphis Sanitation Workers Went On Strike And ... Well You Know The Rest

Somebody in the comments got mad about this story, which I think is on them.

Oregon Fish Truck Crash Is Emotional, Environmental Roller Coaster Ride

And now I’m mad at Texas women. REALLY, Texas women???

Over 80 Percent Of Texas Women Don't Know How Bad Their State's Abortion Laws Are

That is mean.

Mean New York Judge Won’t Delay Trump’s Hush Money Porn Peener Payoff Trial, Hell Beginneth April 15

If you are mad because people shouldn’t care about the aid workers if they didn’t care enough about the Palestinians, I don’t know what to tell you.

Deaths Of World Central Kitchen Aid Workers Spark New Calls To End Gaza War, Also Children Are Starving

Here’s a thing, I didn’t watch it, was it good?

LIVE: The VICE President Talking About Fighting Climate Change, Because She's Great

All the best people are fleeing to Russia.

Former MA City Council Member Facing Child Porn Charges Flees To Russia, Joins Army

Yay something great and I don’t want to die.

One Million Moms Mad At Ham

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