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Afternoon post roundup!

We here at Wonkette are getting ready for BIG OLE BATE tonight — don’t worry, we will email you at 8:30 pm with the link for LIVEBLOOG! — and we’ve all signed up to go to other people’s houses for them! (Will that impact our liveblooging abilities? WHAT DOESN’T?) Go to kamalaharris.com and click on “take action” to find one near you!

Here’s what Evan wrote to hold you over the next almost four hours!

Happy Debate Day, Donald! Kamala Harris Made This Obama Crowd Size Ad For You.

And here’s what he wrote this morning to yell at the New York By God Times. Man, they almost tried, didn’t they? Almost.

New York Times Apologizes For Sanewashing Trump By Sanewashing Trump Some More

Kamala hugged a lady and the wingnuts are furious!

Oh Penzeys, What Did You Do Now? Oh, Kamala Harris Hugged A Lady At Your Store?

RFK Jr., doing a fuck?

Spoiler Alert: RFK Jr. Off Ballot In NC, On In Michigan And Wisconsin

It gets worse from here; Robyn’s working on it for tomorrow >:-[

Republicans Sure Do Love Lyin' 'Bout Immigrants

Here’s one!

Ron DeSantis So Proud Of Jackbooted Thugs Harassing Innocent Abortion Amendment Supporters

Here is some Old Handsome Joe Biden fun!

LIVE: Joe Biden Just Hanging Out With Basketball Players Now

And here is the literal opposite.

Neo-Nazi 'Terrorgram' Leaders May Have To Continue Planning Their Race War In Prison

We miss this Michele Fiore gal, below. But Robyn couldn’t find a spot in the post for a SPECIAL MICHELE FIORE RELATED TREAT, so I guess you’d better hit up tomorrow’s tabs, where I will have brought you such a present!

Beloved Nevada Wingnut Grifter Pleads Not Guilty To New Charges In Dead Cop Statue Scam

See you bright and early for MYSTERY TABS!