Wonkette's News Of Today Is Texas? HOLD EM!
Afternoon post roundup!
Normally we’d all be having a cocktail together right now, but Hooper, Your Bartender, is feeling poorly! So we’ll happy hour with BEYONCE and WILLIE NELSON instead!
We started the day — after tabs of course, which of course you opened and read!
— with three pretty big newses, and then it just kept on coming! Like so!
And for instance!
And SQUEEEEE!
Then it was sober, and important, and maybe some crying:
and you can watch here!
It’s weird how QAnon people never did cotton on to the fact that Jeffrey Epstein was one of Trump’s only friends, oh well.
A couple of scary things here, boo.
and
I mean, silver lining, I guess, to our most important institutions lying down to … what was that game they played for Daddy in the horrible scene that made me stop watching “Succession”? Piggy, or something? Gross.
Well that’s an awful image to end this newsletter on, let’s find one better.
My husband fell in love with Beyonce after this video!
Love your Afternoon Round Up's Rebecca, and will reStack ASAP 💯👍🇺🇸💙🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊