Wonkette's News of Today: Nah, JD Vance, it's only hell if we're with you!
It's your afternoon post roundup!
I love Superseding Indictment Day!
And here’s where you learn more about that!
Garsh, looks like the election’s a little close for Donald Trump’s comfort!
Whoops, and also in Texas!
Maybe in Florida? I wouldn’t say no!
JD Vance is so shaken that Trump got called out on rubbing his butt all over Arlington National Cemetery, he just told Kamala Harris at an Erie, PA, rally to GO TO HELL. He seems mad!
(JD Vance telling Kamala Harris to GO TO HELL is not in the next story, I don’t want to STOLEN VALOR what is in this post. I bet Marcie will probably write a followup.)
Speaking of STOLEN VALOR, it’s whatever the fuck they think they got here, LOL.
Oh good, Trump accepts!
It was a day! In labor history! (A pretty big one.)
That Time Martin Luther King Jr. Said The Three Sentences About Racism Republicans Have Ever Heard
Hey, you guys like children eating?
Okay! See you bright and early tomorrow, for tabs!
We did fire the person responsible for those 13 deaths: Donald Trump, who instrumented the most idiotic, non-strategic drawdown of troops in the history of human warfare, then left Biden to try to maneuver around the virtual landmines left in every possible extraction pathway in order to try to bring home the remaining people.
There is no bottom for the whiny orange sphincter.