Workin for the weekend! Wonkette One-A-Day for 4/17/26!

Afternoon post roundup, time for a drink.

Good afternoon friendlies, it is Wonkette One A Day time!

There were so many tabs!

World's Gone Wrong. Tabs, Fri., April 17, 2026

Lauren Boebert better not be calling the Horny Police unless she wants to go to horny jail!

Lauren Boebert Just Wondering Why Congress So Full Of Horndog Beetlejuicers

This is disgusting.

DOJ Asks Court To Pretty Please Un-Convict Proud Boys, Oath Keepers Of Jan 6 Crimes

They keep trying to send people to jail for pointing out they broke the law.

Trump Vengeance Machine Teleports To His First Impeachment

If you had “Pete Hegseth will forget to feed the troops” on your bingo card, you’d be home by now.

Oh No Did Pete Hegseth Forget That Sailors Like Food?

Finally a nice time for your PEOD (penultimate end of day)!

Zohran Mamdani Ate The Rich :(

Now get your drank on.

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