Hello evening Wonkette friends! I am dicking around with trying new ways to get you to click more things. Tonight let’s leave our fancy little embeds and just do this, which is somehow MORE work!
Things to read and news and nonsense and whatnot, it’s your morning tabs!
Tim Scott seems to think workers do not “work.” Tim Scott's Had It With Lazy Bums Who Build Our Cars, Keep Planes From Crashing
This lady dumb. Judge Boxwine Knows What Causes MURDERRRRRR, It Is Participation Trophies
Did you watch? Was it good? Both its? LIVE: Choose Your Own Adventure! Merrick Garland Or IRONMAN Secretary Mayor Pete?
Sure sure, why not. Guess Ron DeSantis Running For President Against Nancy Pelosi We Mean Kevin McCarthy Now
Yay! WaPo SHOCKER: Clean Energy Is Clean, Actually! (Yes, Including EVs)
This one was a real stumper, and I don’t mean Trump’s dick :( Was Trump Telling Aide To Lie When He Told Her To Lie? New York Times Helps ABC With The Hard Questions
Somebody put that poor old horse out to pasture. A Metaphor That Applies To Joe Klein's Latest Newsletter: F*ck Off
WHIPLASH. Pennsylvania Dems Re-Retake State House In Third Special Election This Year
Oh no what will become of the republic. Most Important Issue Facing Congress: Stopping John Fetterman's Body Double From Wearing Shorts At Senate
NOPE. Cassidy Hutchinson Says Rudy Celebrated Jan. 6 By Groping Her. Sounds About Right.
YES. Trump Wetting His Britches Over Going To Prison, Wearing Jumpsuit, Being Utterly Alone Forever
Well okay, if Shy was still doing these newsletters, this would have a theme and some jokes and whatnot, what ever happened to that guy? SHYYYYYYY.
Okay bye.
I only counted 12 stories THEY don't want us to read. I haven't had my morning tea so I may be wrong.
They again!!! Will nobody spare us from their malign influence???