If you read just 11 stories today, they should be these 11 stories. Wonkette email of news, August 16!
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Kimberly Guilfoyle And Lara Trump Very Upset Their Idiot Boyfriend/Husband's Idiot Dad Indicted Yet Again
We have reached the point in Trump Fourth Indictment Week where we start looking at the reactions of some Trump family members, and laughing. Because of Ivanka’s and Jared’s utter silence, we will choose to believe they do not care, they are cooperating, or both, therefore they will not be part of this blog post.
Blech.
Truth.
Trump's Coup Was Never A Victimless Crime
The last time I spoke with my cousin, in December 2020, before he died from COVID-19, he was terrified about Donald Trump’s ongoing daylight election heist. “Cuz, what’s going on?” he texted me. That was a legitimate question, because while Republican cowards thought it was no big deal to “humor” Trump,
I already sent this one because it’s fucking hilarious. Treat yourself to Axios’s MELTDOWN.
Trump's Busy Court Date Schedule Eating Into His Wall Ketchup Time And Axios Is STRESSED
When you are a hustler and a bustler like Donald Trump, you get used to a busy schedule. He’s always been like this, including back when he was president, juggling his important schedule of watching Fox News all morning and then going to work at noon.
The Inflation Reduction Act is 1 today, and the administration is finally talking it up. IT’S A GOOD ACT, BRANT.
Stupid Inflation Reduction Act, Growing Economy And Decreasing Emissions And Capping Grandma's Insulin And
Today is the one-year anniversary of Joe Biden signing the Inflation Reduction Act into law, and there’s plenty of reason for the administration to take a victory lap. The IRA is the single biggest step the USA has ever taken to address climate change,
Oh good another one.
They’re from the government, they should be there to help.
And her. Yeah, you gotta look at that face if you want to OPEN THREAD.
