If you read just 11 stories today, they should be these 11 stories. Wonkette email of news, August 16!

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Here’s your tabs.

13 Luxury Vacations That Won't Break The Bank! Tabs, Wed., Aug. 16, 2023

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Here’s some bad women whom I do not like.

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Blech.

Is America Meaner Now Than When It Lynched People? David Brooks Unsure.

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Truth.

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I already sent this one because it’s fucking hilarious. Treat yourself to Axios’s MELTDOWN.

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The Inflation Reduction Act is 1 today, and the administration is finally talking it up. IT’S A GOOD ACT, BRANT.

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Oh good another one.

Vile Homophobic Bigot Jenna Ellis Did Good Deed One Time, Please Pay Her Legal Fees

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They’re from the government, they should be there to help.

Let's Get Our Maui Sh*t Together, Feds

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And her. Yeah, you gotta look at that face if you want to OPEN THREAD.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Reveals Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Plan To Get Rid Of Marjorie Taylor Greene