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So many Trump stuffs! Lolllll!
Oh So Now It’s A Crime To Do Totally Legal Things If They’re Part Of Massive Criminal Conspiracies To Overturn Elections
Let’s check in with Crimey The Clown.
Some lawsplainer!
Why Trump's Ass Is Grass In Georgia
Donald Trump was indicted for the fifth time Monday night in Georgia, and Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis’s justice will prove the hardest for Trump to escape, not just because he’s guilty as hell. If Trump wins the presidency again, he’ll immediately kill any pending federal charges against him, and if he’s been convicted already, which is p…
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Nerd PA Gov Josh Shapiro Trying To Horn In On 'Hot Sh*t Blue State Doin' Good Things For Citizens' Contest, What A Nerd
We’ve been paying a lot of attention around these parts to the contest Big Gretch Whitmer, Gavin Newsom, and lately the governors of Minnesota (Tim Walz apparently) and New Mexico (Michelle Lujan Grisham) have been running amongst themselves. It is a contest about “which blue state is hottest shit right now,” and everyone’s a winner!
Not nice!
You Were So Blinded To 'The Blind Side,' You Missed How It Was All A Big White Savior Lie
The Blind Side was always a beautiful lie: Michael Oher, a Black kid from Tennessee who bounced around the foster care system, constantly returning to his drug-addicted mother until he found love and stability with some very nice white people, Sean and Leigh Ann Tuohy, who took him in when he was 16. He went on to play college football at the Tuohys’ al…
