Wonkette's day in news is packing for the DNC!

Sara is not afraid to be servicey!

Your Democracy Super Bowl Packing List!

and

A Zillion Fun Things To Do Near The DNC

Is one of them Wonkette’s Sunday party at the Kaiser Tiger? IT IS!

There were some tabs!

How Many MALARKEYS Is Joe Biden Doing Today? Tabs, Fri., Aug. 16, 2024

There were these dumb choads!

Trump Begs NY Judge One More Time PLEASE No Prison PLEASE I’m Too Old PLEASE DADDY I'M SCARED!

and >:-[

Somewhere In Hell, Hitler Smiles As New College Of Florida Purges LGBTQ Library Books

and him again!

Trump Warns of Terrible, Dystopian Future Where 'Everybody Gets Healthcare'

and far too many of these idiots

Whom Is JD Vance Insulting Today? *Spins Wheel*. It's Irish-Americans!

and

Creepy Bigots Declare Tim Walz Race Traitor For 'White Guy Tacos' Joke

and don’t forget the sex pest!

Desperate Trump Campaign Brings Back … Sex Pest Corey Lewandowski?

Plus, unrelated, this bad wrong man!

Detroit Judge Handcuffs And Humiliates Teenage Girl To Teach Her A Lesson About Being Sleepy

Let’s wash the taste of that out of our mouths and replace it with COMMUNIST GROCERIES :D !

Live! Here's Kamala Harris To Do Communism On Your Groceries!

More on those proposals tomorrow from Dok. Keep your eyes peeled!

Now it’s time for a drink!

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Caipirinha!