Wonkette's News of Today Is Drinking This Miller Hi Life, the Champagne of Beers
Afternoon post roundup!
You ever have a day where you kind of just suck? Well not me, that is for sure, and definitely not today and or yesterday! Like when I added in an Amazon commission link for Bob Woodward’s new book, War, into Evan’s post like five times but instead it was a link to a New York Times story about Uncommitted inching toward not-not voting for Kamala Harris. Oh did you want the real link? That’s weird! Anyway, the kids wrote you some stories. Let’s see what they were!
Okay, well I wrote tabs. Don’t say I never gave you nothin’.
Important achtung, let’s check in on this fucking monster.
When people are scared, they believe crazy shit.
Dok focused on mostly this one guy out of a whole bunch, but they are at the end of their ropes with this bullshit.
And of course!
We’re gonna get to the happy stuff in a minute, but first you have to see what the Supreme Court is up to, because it’s not good!
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This is still not the happy stuff, BOY is it not!
And I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Okay, FINALLY FINALLY YAY! :D
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Why I’m drinking a Miller Hi Life right now! Just kidding, I am drinking a Weihenstephaner Festbier because I’m classy and shit and you guys send me Good Beer Money.
See y’all bright and early for tabs!
I have thought about writing a parody of Stephen Miller's dating tips for men but I just start vomiting uncontrollably so someone else is gonna have to take that one
It's "The Champagne of BOTTLED Beer."
Let us never speak of this again.