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Afternoon news roundup!

Welcome to Wonkette’s end of day news roundup, where I just copy and paste all the day’s Wonkette stories!

What news did we shovel at you today?

Oh no! Not Joe Bi’en!

LIVE: President Biden In Wisconsin, OH NO IS HE DOING A COUP TO KAMALA?

Here is some Also Joe Biden Good News Again!

Joe Biden Keeps Doing Clean Energy To Rural America As If It Had Abundant Wind, Sun.

This one’s really funny and it’s about how mad Trump is that Charlie Kirk is getting sooooo rich off him, plus whatever the headline was about.

Trump Campaign ‘Don’t Talk To Press!’ Email Leaked To Press Immediately

This one, as all attempted Tim Walz sacks are, is pathetic.

Will History's Greatest Monster Tim Walz Survive This Shocking Accusation From Own Brother?

You are allowed to feel good, we permit it!

Look Ye At These Poll Numbers And ... Wait, *Don't* Despair?

I have a feeling they’re going to be rolling out new indictments for the next two months.

How Did Evil Russians Manage To Fool Dave Rubin, Tim Pool, AND Benny Johnson? Wow!

I keep getting Actually Shocked! I should stop that!

Elon, Tucker, And JD Vance Have A New Favorite Nazi Apologist, Would You Like To Meet Him?

This is important and good for Liz Cheney.

For Unto Kamala Harris Has Come A Liz Cheney Endorsement

And I gave you a morning news roundup, as is my habit. In fact I’m writing tomorrow’s right now!

Pop Quiz, Tucker Carlson: Who Were The Baddies In WWII? Tabs, Thurs., Sept. 5, 2024

See you bright and early for tabs!