Wonkette's News Of Today Was TWELVE DAMN POSTS Basking In The Debate!
End of day post roundup!
Guys, what a day we had at the Old Wonkette. Evan and Robyn and CripDyke and Dok and Dom and Marcie and … is that everyone? They just smashed out posts like they were Serena Williams making field goal baskets. Just damn!
Sorry I sent so many posts at you today, but I figured you’d want to make sure you saw them. Each one was a goddamn delight! And there were still more I didn’t send!
Without further ado!
First, last night we had Evan’s livebloog masterpiece!
And he wrote that from a PARTY! How? I don’t know!
There were my tabs, non-debate-related because of the vagaries of the space-time continuum.
Robyn, A HERO, had this ready to go for us before she even went to bed last night!
And now we begin our takes on the 10 most hilarious parts of the debate. Get ready!
This is not hilarious actually, it is a blood libel.
Also not hilarious, now that I think about it.
Absolutely beautiful photos, please treat yourself!
It was WHEW!
Now you will have #facts at the ready!
LOL.
Not LOL. Not LOL at fucking all, you syph-brained dick.
Tucker Carlson Golden Retriever Face:
INNARESTING.
And finally, Dok Doktor of Rhetoricked at you.
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What an excellent 24 hours of Wonkette! Worth the dollars I irregularly am able to throw your way and thankful for the rest of the Wonketteers too.