Wonkette's Today in Bummers and Also RFK Jr.'s brain :/
SO many bummers today, you guys! But at least we never got around to writing about the thing in Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s brain :/
(Dok drew the short straw and has to do it tomorrow.)
OH OH OH I forgot to newsletter you yesterday, here’s what’s important!
Toronto! The One In Canada! Wonkette Is Coming At You! Soon!
Hello Toronto! Whatcha doing on Victoria Day Eve, just 12 days from today? Is it “going to the Library Bar at the Fairmont Royal Yorkshire Pudding to see Rebecca and Shy”? It IS? YAYYYYY! Join us Sunday, May 19, from 3 to 5, and let us buy you some very spendy cocktails and some apps! And by
Okay, back to our regularly scheduled today!
There were some tabs! (They felt kind of short TBH.)
She just keeps trying, long after America came together as one to kick her ass down to the quarry.
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Marcie on Trump x Stormy: The Grossening!
Cool happy nerd stuff! (This might be the only not-a-bummer today, I’m not sure, I have to look again.)
None of us is happy that “tradwife” Lauren Southern realized it’s a bad path after marrying an abusive piece of shit.
An aforementioned bummer!
You should tell people about things Joe Biden is doing for America, because literally nobody has ever heard of any of it.
Le Bummer Pt Deux!
Less of a bummer!
People are disgusting, and REAL FUCKIN BUMMER. (But at least dude got threw out his fraternity.)
They’re all up in their feelings again. Be kind.
Well, that was today for you! See you bright and early for tabs!
I have had assorted brain exams to see what might cause migraines and once to see if I had a stroke. I did not have a stroke and they didn’t figure out from the scans why I get migraines. However, no worms, live or dead were found