Sitting Here Wondering How Trump's Meeting With His Probation Officer Went
We bet he behaved very poorly.
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Plus, Trump did a rally in Vegas this weekend, that even by his standards was HOO BOY. Can you tell the difference between the things he said and the things Gary made up?
This guy is a real piece of work.
So what happened over there in Europe this weekend?
And what happened over there wth Julia Louis-Dreyfus, besides being awesome?
Uhhhhhhh.
And Kristi Noem for good measure!
Wait WHAT?
We had the latest chapter of the serialized novel Wonkette’s been serializin’.
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Hey, Evan...
It opened a door.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GPuwMqNWgAA1Mj7?format=png&name=900x900
Why do I suspect he evaded the drug test?
https://x.com/TimothyDSnyder/status/1800270875905679746?t=_ijQwfLGXPc_QDD9hFtc3g&s=19
https://x.com/sandibachom/status/1800034726800928998?t=_n9rzbZ7d_bTqwESpr1GSQ&s=19
Does that probation officer KNOW that Roger Stone and Paul Manafort and Sidney Powell and that ilk are all either convicted felons or people who pled guilty to them ...?