Sitting Here Wondering How Trump's Meeting With His Probation Officer Went

We bet he behaved very poorly.

Oh hello, Wonkerrrrrs, it is your dinnertime Wonkette newsletter, because we had to take a nap because of a migraine. Womp womp, us.

Here is the news of Monday! Starting with, of course:

Felon Trump’s Got A Date With The New York Probation Department

Plus, Trump did a rally in Vegas this weekend, that even by his standards was HOO BOY. Can you tell the difference between the things he said and the things Gary made up?

Is That Donald Trump Quote Real Or Fake, And Are You Emotionally Stable Enough To Tell The Difference?

This guy is a real piece of work.

Republican NC Gov Wannabe Mark Robinson Tells Women To Keep Their Skirts Down

So what happened over there in Europe this weekend?

European Parliament Elections Verdict: Democracy Still In Charge, Just

And what happened over there wth Julia Louis-Dreyfus, besides being awesome?

Julia Louis-Dreyfus Throws Bucket Of Cold Water On 'Woke Is Killing Comedy!' Hysteria

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Uhhhhhhh.

Makeup Brand That Sold 'Black Face Paint' Foundation Finally 'Addresses' Controversy. Somewhat.

And Kristi Noem for good measure!

JD Vance And Tom Cotton Have Mendacity Contest On Sunday Shows, It's A Tie Again!

Wait WHAT?

That Time In 1963 They Outlawed Gender Pay Inequity Wait What?

We had the latest chapter of the serialized novel Wonkette’s been serializin’.

Wonkette Presents THE SPLIT: Chapter Thirty-Two

And of course we had your daily TABs post. A blue ribbon TABS post. A TABST BLUE RIBBON if you will! We’ll see ourselves out.

Unfair To White Dudes! Tabs, Mon., June 10, 2024

No really, we will see ourselves out. Back tomorrow with more news, we hear secret Alito recordings are dropping. WHEEEEEEE!

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