We started off, as is our wont, with your morning news roundup! It was okay.
Trump did a bunch of stupid shit, SURPRISE.
and this
too also
too this
and lolllllll
But not everything was Trump today! Just most of it. Sorry, it’s hard to look away when he’s decomposing onscreen.
In a bookend to her policy proposals for the rurals, Kamala Harris released an agenda for helping Black men out.
Might we finally be rid of this meddlesome prick?
Judge McBurney is sick of this shit.
And this woman almost understood, when she was attacked by anti-trans people for looking too male in the bathroom. But then she didn’t :/
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