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Pretending Not To Be Off-Putting Sicko Was JD Vance’s Very Clever Debate Strategy!
That'll shock everybody!
 • Evan Hurst
Meet Marcus. Marcus Will Now Explain 'What Is Vice President?' To Idiot Republicans. Listen To Marcus.
Civics lessons!
 • Evan Hurst
Trump Did Not 'Salvage' Obamacare. It Just Survived All His Attempts To Kill It.
The balls on them. THE BALLS.
 • Doktor Zoom
JD Vance Just Had To Get A Little Mansplaining In
'Thank you for explaining the legal process.'
 • Robyn Pennacchia
No, JD Vance, Kamala Harris Is Not Smuggling Fentanyl In Her Cartel Minivan
Overdoses are way down, you dope.
 • Marcie Jones
JD Vance Remembers Trump's Peaceful Transfer Of Power. You Know, AFTER The Coup Failed.
He was a defender of democracy, after he wasn't!
 • Evan Hurst
JD Vance Didn't Fool Anybody With His Slick Rick 'Empathy' On Abortion
But we're going to need Democrats to be more clear on what 'palliative care' is.
 • Robyn Pennacchia
STUFF HIM IN A COUCH, COACH WALZ! Your VP Debate Liveblog!
Time for Tim Walz to make El Butthair Vance run laps IN HELL.
 • Evan Hurst
CBS Not Live Factchecking VP Debate, They're Doing Something Way Stupider
And all the other details about tonight!
 • Evan Hurst
Moderating The Moderators
And watching the detectives.
 • Rebecca Schoenkopf
Five Times Kamala Harris Flawlessly Triggered That Idiot, By A Doktor Of Rhetoric
In ABC News debate, Lib triggers YOU!
 • Doktor Zoom
It’s Not Just That Kamala Harris Called Trump A Starf*cker For Dictators. It’s HOW She Did It.
Directly to his face, with repeated use of the word 'you.'
 • Evan Hurst
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