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Evil Disney Queen Attacked By Actual Evil!

Read our thrilling Wonk-vestigation!

Apr 29 •

Yeah You Know What, Send Us Money

Too long since I subjected you to a proper MONEY YELLING.

Apr 14 •

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Damn Right Food Waste Is A Climate Problem, Too

We hope this won't inspire Republicans to make a show of buying food to deliberately waste.

Apr 5 •

Jordan Peterson Mad About Crosswalks Now, As One Is

You can't spell 'psychotherapist' without psycho.

Mar 24 •

Canadian Idiots Who Fled To Russia Because Of 'Woke' Now Getting Kicked Out Of Russia, Because Russia

They did not do the research.

Mar 18 •

LIVE: Where Were You When Joe Biden Tried To Give You The Butterscotches? The Robert Hur Hearing!

This is very serious business.

Mar 12 •

My Name Is Katie Britt, And I Am Singing ‘Tomorrow’ From ‘Annie’ In The Style Of ‘Birth Of A Nation’

OK does the director want me to cry? I need to know if I should cry. I can cry on cue. Does he need to see me cry?

Mar 8 •

Old Man Yells At Nation

We kid because those people suck!

Mar 8 •

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Wonkette Pal Sarah Taber Running For NC Ag Commissioner, So Move There And Vote For Her!

Honestly, she got us excited about tomato sauce.

Mar 1 •

Don't Make Me Go To The DNC!

Feb 26 •

I'm Not Your Devil Anymore: A Story Of Nex Benedict, Rage, And Grief

And with a lot of love and luck, hopefully a story of action and change.

Feb 23 •

Republicans Killing Republican Immigration Bill Because They Don't Actually Care About Immigration And Trump Barked At Them And

Is the bill the Great Replacement Theory? Sure why not.

Feb 6 •

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