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An Open Letter To The Majority Of Congressional Democrats

The norms are gone. Wake the hell up!

Feb 3 •

Trump DEMANDS Insolent Bishop Lady Apologize For Being So Christlike

Little too much Jesus for the MAGA crowd!

Jan 22 •

Joe Biden's FTC Chair Lina Khan Showed What 'F*ck The Broligarchy' Looks Like

Lina Khan Lina Khan lemme rock you Lina Khan!

Jan 17 •

Oh The BALLS On These Betsy DeVos-Ass 'School Choice' Bitchez!

Jan 7 •

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Are We Being Punished For A Feminist Utopia That Never Even Happened?

And how long will this 'masculinity crisis' last?

Dec 16, 2024 •

Robyn Pennacchia

Walkable Cities Cut Pollution, Preserve Nature. 'The F*ck Is THIS Sh*t?' — Americans

Nobody's going to make you live in a pod or eat bugs either.

Dec 11, 2024 •

Thanks For All These New Wonkette Subscribers, Jeff Bezos Of The Washington Post!

And LA Times, shame on you too!

Oct 25, 2024 •

Happy Anniversary, Jared And Ivanka! Jamie Raskin And Ron Wyden Got You A Present!

Mazel tov, it's a request for a DOJ special counsel!

Oct 25, 2024 •

Missouri, Kansas, And Idaho Are Suing The FDA Because They Don't Have Enough Teen Moms

I'm sorry, what?

Oct 18, 2024 •

Robyn Pennacchia

It's Time To Say Goodbye, Donald Trump

Go have some pudding.

Oct 15, 2024 •

Drink Every Time Kamala Harris Calls Trump A Felon! Your Debate Liveblog

Is this a drinking game? No it's a drinking TOURNAMENT.

Sep 11, 2024 •

Misogyny Makes You Stupid

Fact-checking the fact-checkers who fact-check the fact-checkers who fact-check the fact-checkers who fact-check the fa

Aug 31, 2024 •

Brooke Binkowski

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