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Do-Do-Do-DOOOO! Announcing The 2026 Wonkette Friends And Family (That's You, Dummies) Tour For 2026!

HAWAII, MONTANA, SAN FRAN!

Apr 2 • Rebecca Schoenkopf

Special Elections Pressing In On Donald Trump. The Horror.

The Special Elections Special rolls on!

Mar 25 • Doktor Zoom

Is Wonkette Dead Yet? A Wonkvestigation!

Mar 25 • Marcie Jones

If You're Still Nothing But Incandescent Rage Over Minneapolis ICE Murder, Come Sit By Us

Let's talk about channeling that rage!

Jan 8 • Evan Hurst

Whom Shall America Bomb Next For Displeasing God-Emperor Trump?

Our fascist leader spent the weekend listing some options!

Jan 5 • Gary Legum

Everything About WTF With Venezuela That We Could Fit Into 1,600 Words Or Less!

Can we get some checks and balances over here? Ha ha, just kidding, that is not a thing anymore.

Jan 5 • Marcie Jones

Who Are The Heroes Of 2025? It's A LONG F*CKIN' LIST.

If you're doing anything tiny to fight fascism, you're on it.

Jan 1 • Evan Hurst

An Open Letter To The Majority Of Congressional Democrats

The norms are gone. Wake the hell up!

Feb 3, 2025 • Ali Davis

Pentagon Debates What To Do About Illegal Orders From Cadet Bone Spurs

Here's something to keep you up at night.

Jan 13, 2025 • Marcie Jones

Are We Being Punished For A Feminist Utopia That Never Even Happened?

And how long will this 'masculinity crisis' last?

Dec 16, 2024 • Robyn Pennacchia

Walkable Cities Cut Pollution, Preserve Nature. 'The F*ck Is THIS Sh*t?' — Americans

Nobody's going to make you live in a pod or eat bugs either.

Dec 11, 2024 • Doktor Zoom

Thanks For All These New Wonkette Subscribers, Jeff Bezos Of The Washington Post!

And LA Times, shame on you too!

Oct 25, 2024 • Gary Legum

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