Nice Time

Afroman Wins Defamation Case, Because Making Fun Of Stupid Cops Is 100 Percent American

Free speech costs a buck oh five.

Mar 19 • Doktor Zoom

Virginia Gov. Abigail Spanberger Launches De-Youngkinization On Day One

With a big middle finger to ICE and Trump, too.

Jan 20 • Doktor Zoom

Actual Nice Thing: Universal Child Care Is Coming To New York City

Mayor Mamdani and Governor Hochul are ready to make it happen.

Jan 9 • Robyn Pennacchia

New York Swept Up In Mamdanimania!

Note to dude who canceled his Wonk subscription with note 'Mamdani is an anti-Semite': Fuck off till you run out of road.

Jan 2 • Doktor Zoom

Nice Time: Hero Of Australian Mass Shooting Thanked With Great Big $1.65 Million Check

People just want to help.

Dec 26, 2025 • Doktor Zoom

California Don't Need RFK Jr.'s Damn CDC, California Gonna Have ITS OWN DAMN CDC

States, sir, are doin' it for themselves.

Dec 17, 2025 • Doktor Zoom

Brad Lander Wants To Be New York's Nerd Dad In Congress, And We're All For It!

Making earnest decency cool again.

Dec 10, 2025 • Doktor Zoom

Tyrant Judge Orders Trump To Restore Funding For Libraries, Museums. Americans Hate Those!

Maybe to get the money they'll all have to be renamed after Trump.

Dec 6, 2025 • Doktor Zoom

Things Are Terrible But Not All The Things!

A Nice Times roundup.

Nov 30, 2025 • Doktor Zoom

Under Siege By DHS Nazis, Charlotte Refuses To Hush, Hush. Sweet!

And just like that, the goons (or some of them, maybe?) are fucking off to New Orleans.

Nov 22, 2025 • Doktor Zoom

'Seattle's Mamdani' Katie Wilson Clinches Mayor Win, Fox News Being Super Normal!

Lady Mamdani, Space Needle at your feet ...

Nov 14, 2025 • Doktor Zoom

Is Dick Cheney In Hell? A Wonkvestigation!

It's not a hell party without Old Dick.

Nov 4, 2025 • Marcie Jones

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