New Years Eve

Your 2023 Legislative Badass Is ... Not A Legislator, It's Joe Biden!

Congress barely legislated, but when it did, Joe won.

Jan 1 •

Wonkette’s 2023 Legislative Shitheel Is/Was His Teenage Son’s No-Porning Accountabili-buddy, Isn’t That Sick?

Fuuuucking creep.

Jan 1 •

Wonkette's 2023 Sexiest Person Alive Is ... The UAW's Shawn Fain!

Jan 1 •

Robyn Pennacchia

2023 In Memoriam: Good People Who Are Dead

Celebrating just a few humans who passed away in 2023, but ONLY THE GOOD ONES.

Jan 1 •

2023 Was Earth's Hottest Year Ever, AND The Climate Outlook Is Finally Improving

Our money is very much on Hope.

Jan 1 •

2023 In The World's Last Website!

It's US! Wonkette!

Jan 1 •

Rebecca Schoenkopf

2023: James Comer’s Year Of Looking For Hunter Biden’s Penis But Never Finding It

No, this isn't Legislative Shitheel.

Dec 31, 2023 •

2023, The Year George Santos Truly Became President

He's still less pathetic than Kevin McCarthy.

Dec 31, 2023 •

Stephen Robinson

2023: The Year Tommy Tuberville Fucked The Military And Saved Zero (0) Unborned Babies, What A Dumbass

This is not legislative shitheel.

Dec 31, 2023 •

2023, When Kevin McCarthy Was House Speaker For A Few Months

Farewell, Kevin, you won’t be missed.

Dec 31, 2023 •

Stephen Robinson

2023, The Year Congress Did Jack Shit

Pitiful, just pitiful.

Dec 31, 2023 •

Stephen Robinson

2023's Scammiest Psychic Swindlers

Don't give your money to people who claim to have magic powers!

Dec 31, 2023 •

Robyn Pennacchia

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