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2025 Hero Of The Year: Zohran Kwame Mamdani!
Hope and glamor are back in New York City, baby!
Jan 1
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2025 Shitheels Of The Year: Trump’s Clown Car Cabinet
How can you pick just one?
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Who Are The Heroes Of 2025? It's A LONG F*CKIN' LIST.
If you're doing anything tiny to fight fascism, you're on it.
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2025 In Hungry, Hungry Leopards
Here, have some schadenfreude.
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A Sober [Hic!] Assessment Of Pete Hegseth’s First (Last?) Year As Defense Secretary
WARFIGHTER! WARFIGHTER! WARFIGHTER!
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Five Things That Didn't Suck In 2025
Fairly sure we can find that many.
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The Year Trump Made The White House Resemble A Tacky Russian Whorehouse
Which we suppose makes sense in a way.
Dec 31, 2025
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2025: The Year The USA Got Infected With Both Measles And Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
One could cause hearing and vision loss, the other may make you pray for them.
Dec 31, 2025
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Robyn Pennacchia
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2025: The Year In Trump Making Peace!
No more wars? No! More wars.
Dec 31, 2025
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Marcie Jones
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2025 In What Did They Do To Their Face!
Time to be a catty bitch!
Dec 31, 2025
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Robyn Pennacchia
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2025: The Year Big Oil's Investment In Trump Paid Off
Also the year Trump outlawed science, Project 2025 happened to the planet, and China became the climate's best hope.
Dec 31, 2025
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2025 In Trump's Rotting Body
We just hope it hurts!
Dec 31, 2025
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Gary Legum
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