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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week’s Cocktail, The Lusty Bonobo!
You’ll go ape over this cocktail!
Sep 18
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Matthew Hooper
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Those Cakes We Like ... Are Taking A Midnight Plane To Georgia
No, not the State. This is an MTG free zone.
Sep 13
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CakesWeLike
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week’s Cocktail, Boilermakers!
Belly up.
Sep 11
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Matthew Hooper
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2,667
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week’s Cocktail, Jimothy Spoke In Class Today!
Try to forget this. Try to erase this from the blackboard.
Sep 4
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week’s Cocktail, SHOTS!
I don’t like making them. But dear Lord, do we ever need them right now.
Aug 28
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Matthew Hooper
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2,106
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week’s Cocktail, The Black Garlic Martini!
Savory, sophisticated, superb.
Aug 21
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Matthew Hooper
133
3,126
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RFK Jr’s New Healthy Cooking Show Will Have You Diving Into Bags Of Doritos Out Of Spite
Turns out the secret to healthy eating does not involve raccoon penis. Who knew?
Aug 20
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Gary Legum
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2,334
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Better Filthiest Martini Ever!
Kill your darlings.
Aug 14
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Matthew Hooper
154
3,054
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Fight Your Trinidad!
What happens at a Malört cocktail competition? Strange, unwholesome things.
Aug 7
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Matthew Hooper
133
2,520
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Those Cakes We Like ... Are Just Fooling Around
A cooling dessert for a hot summer day.
Aug 2
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CakesWeLike
169
1,844
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Garage Sale!
Time to clean out the liquor cabinet.
Jul 31
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Matthew Hooper
135
2,651
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Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Sazerac!
The perfect place, the perfect time, the perfect drink.
Jul 24
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Matthew Hooper
148
3,310
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