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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, False Spring!
Because Ohio weather sucks.
3 hrs ago
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Irish Whiskey!
Neat. Of course. With some Guinness. There is still some civilization left in the world.
Mar 13
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Jet Pilot!
What Hooper's drinking to survive the daily news.
Mar 6
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Matthew Hooper
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Those Cakes We Like ... Really Want To Know What A 'Posset' Is
Today, we are solving mysteries!
Mar 1
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CakesWeLike
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, 216 Tiger Soda!
A very, very complex competition cocktail.
Feb 27
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Espresso Sunrise!
A pick me up to start a good weekend.
Feb 20
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Recipe, GROG!
Your bartender has turned completely pirate for the weekend. Plunder some hearts and go drinking with him.
Feb 13
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Matthew Hooper
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2,632
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, King's Square Spritz!
Something tropical-minded for a winter that won't let go.
Feb 6
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Matthew Hooper
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Those Cakes We Like ... Have Abandoned Their New Year's Resolution Already
It's healthy if it has fruit in it, right?
Feb 1
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CakesWeLike
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689
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Coffee And Cigarettes!
In which your bartender wanders abroad and is humbled.
Jan 30
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Matthew Hooper
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3,103
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Bitters and Soda!
It's 2026. You're allowed to be bitter.
Jan 23
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Worst Jack and Coke You Ever Had!
Srsly. It's bad. Good, but also bad.
Jan 16
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Matthew Hooper
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2,656
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