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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Floor Is Guava!
Fruit. Rum. Other very good things. Summer's coming, drink well.
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Foaming Pineapple!
Tiki for Mother's Day? Yep. Hooper's bartending for brunch.
May 10
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The PK Mai Tai! (With Bonus Painkiller Chaser!)
You need a drink. I need a drink. Here are two drinks. They're awesome. One is on fire. Thank me later.
May 3
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The PK Mai Tai! (With Bonus Painkiller Chaser!)
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The White Linen!
A gin cocktail with all the toppings.
Apr 26
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Blackberry Old Fashioned!
An old fashioned Old Fashioned, done a little fruity.
Apr 19
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Blackberry Old Fashioned!
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Absinthe Frappe!
Time for a quick visit to the Green Fairy.
Apr 12
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Matthew Hooper
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Those Cakes We Like … Are Feeling Very British
Cup of tea and a crumpet, what?
Apr 7
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Those Cakes We Like … Are Feeling Very British
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour! This Week, We're Doing Tequila Shots!
Simplicity at last. Kinda.
Apr 5
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Doctor Funk!
Get down and funky with this tiki classic.
Mar 29
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Matthew Hooper
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47 Sweet Easter Desserts To Celebrate Spring! Tabs, Thurs., March 28, 2024
I'll buy that for a dollar. Morning news roundup!
Mar 28
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Rebecca Schoenkopf
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47 Sweet Easter Desserts To Celebrate Spring! Tabs, Thurs., March 28, 2024
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10 Extreme Coupon Tips For Normal People! Tabs, Tues., March 26, 2024
Morning news roundup!
Mar 26
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Rebecca Schoenkopf
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10 Extreme Coupon Tips For Normal People! Tabs, Tues., March 26, 2024
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Angos In America!
Cocktail bitter, party of one.
Mar 22
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Matthew Hooper
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