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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week’s Cocktail, Jimothy Spoke In Class Today!
Try to forget this. Try to erase this from the blackboard.
Sep 4
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week’s Cocktail, SHOTS!
I don’t like making them. But dear Lord, do we ever need them right now.
Aug 28
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week’s Cocktail, The Black Garlic Martini!
Savory, sophisticated, superb.
Aug 21
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Matthew Hooper
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3,126
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RFK Jr’s New Healthy Cooking Show Will Have You Diving Into Bags Of Doritos Out Of Spite
Turns out the secret to healthy eating does not involve raccoon penis. Who knew?
Aug 20
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Gary Legum
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Better Filthiest Martini Ever!
Kill your darlings.
Aug 14
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Matthew Hooper
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3,054
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Fight Your Trinidad!
What happens at a Malört cocktail competition? Strange, unwholesome things.
Aug 7
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Matthew Hooper
134
2,520
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Those Cakes We Like ... Are Just Fooling Around
A cooling dessert for a hot summer day.
Aug 2
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CakesWeLike
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Garage Sale!
Time to clean out the liquor cabinet.
Jul 31
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Matthew Hooper
135
2,651
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Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Sazerac!
The perfect place, the perfect time, the perfect drink.
Jul 24
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Matthew Hooper
148
3,310
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Strawberry Rhubarb Daiquiri!
A big strawberry kiss before Tales of the Cocktail.
Jul 17
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Matthew Hooper
140
2,570
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Silly Wabbit!
This just in: Tricks are no longer just for kids.
Jul 10
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Matthew Hooper
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3,187
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Those Cakes We Like... Have The Royal Seal Of Approval
Not really, but we ARE baking one of Queen Victoria's favourite desserts.
Jul 5
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3,393
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