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Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, <Cocktail Name Goes Here>!
It's not what you do. It's how you do it.
May 1
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Straight of Vermouth!
I assure you, the name is purely a coincidence.
Apr 24
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Brain Driller!
Not a Painkiller. Nope. Surely not. But take two and call me in the morning.
Apr 17
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Mezcalita!
Life is scary. Drink mezcal.
Apr 10
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Blue Horizon!
It's spring. Time to enjoy the pretty things in life, like champagne cocktails.
Apr 3
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Viva Las Vegas!
Hail to the king, baby.
Mar 27
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, False Spring!
Because Ohio weather sucks.
Mar 20
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Matthew Hooper
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3,097
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Irish Whiskey!
Neat. Of course. With some Guinness. There is still some civilization left in the world.
Mar 13
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Matthew Hooper
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2,990
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Jet Pilot!
What Hooper's drinking to survive the daily news.
Mar 6
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Matthew Hooper
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2,921
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Those Cakes We Like ... Really Want To Know What A 'Posset' Is
Today, we are solving mysteries!
Mar 1
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, 216 Tiger Soda!
A very, very complex competition cocktail.
Feb 27
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Matthew Hooper
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3,068
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Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Espresso Sunrise!
A pick me up to start a good weekend.
Feb 20
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Matthew Hooper
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2,512
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