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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Fight Your Trinidad!
What happens at a Malört cocktail competition? Strange, unwholesome things.
Aug 7
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Those Cakes We Like ... Are Just Fooling Around
A cooling dessert for a hot summer day.
Aug 2
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Garage Sale!
Time to clean out the liquor cabinet.
Jul 31
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Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Sazerac!
The perfect place, the perfect time, the perfect drink.
Jul 24
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Strawberry Rhubarb Daiquiri!
A big strawberry kiss before Tales of the Cocktail.
Jul 17
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Silly Wabbit!
This just in: Tricks are no longer just for kids.
Jul 10
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Matthew Hooper
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Those Cakes We Like... Have The Royal Seal Of Approval
Not really, but we ARE baking one of Queen Victoria's favourite desserts.
Jul 5
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, 'Ti Libre!
Celebrate a little freedom on the Fourth of July.
Jul 3
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Gorilla Monsoon!
Welcome to the jungle. We've got fun and games.
Jun 26
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Dry Margarita!
Written after 12 hours at work behind the bar and three shots of Fernet-Branca. Be gentle.
Jun 19
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Matthew Hooper
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Those Cakes We Like ... Are Getting Messy This Summer
I could have made a joke about horns, but I do have some restraint.
Jun 7
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Cucumber Gimlet!
And an impassioned aria for the creator of Hendrick's Gin.
Jun 5
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Matthew Hooper
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