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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Dry Margarita!
Written after 12 hours at work behind the bar and three shots of Fernet-Branca. Be gentle.
Jun 19
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Those Cakes We Like ... Are Getting Messy This Summer
I could have made a joke about horns, but I do have some restraint.
Jun 7
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CakesWeLike
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Cucumber Gimlet!
And an impassioned aria for the creator of Hendrick's Gin.
Jun 5
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Matthew Hooper
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You've Got To Have Friends! Tabs, Fri., June 5, 2026
Morning news roundup and Montreal Wonkparty info!
Jun 5
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Rebecca Schoenkopf
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Filthiest Martini Ever!
Some folks like it dirty.
May 29
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, BEER!
Really, really bad beer, mind you.
May 22
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Brown Derby!
Because NA cocktails shouldn't taste like they came from a sippy cup.
May 15
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Hugo Spritz!
A nice little champagne cocktail for your Mom.
May 8
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, <Cocktail Name Goes Here>!
It's not what you do. It's how you do it.
May 1
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Straight of Vermouth!
I assure you, the name is purely a coincidence.
Apr 24
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Brain Driller!
Not a Painkiller. Nope. Surely not. But take two and call me in the morning.
Apr 17
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Mezcalita!
Life is scary. Drink mezcal.
Apr 10
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Matthew Hooper
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