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Those Cakes We Like ... Have Abandoned Their New Year's Resolution Already
It's healthy if it has fruit in it, right?
Feb 1
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Coffee And Cigarettes!
In which your bartender wanders abroad and is humbled.
Jan 30
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Bitters and Soda!
It's 2026. You're allowed to be bitter.
Jan 23
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Worst Jack and Coke You Ever Had!
Srsly. It's bad. Good, but also bad.
Jan 16
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With More NOLA Shenanigans!
For as long as Hooper's liver could hold out. Which, actually, wasn't all that long.
Jan 9
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Matthew Hooper
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Those Cakes We Like ... Are Deliciously Sticky
A delicious hug of a dessert, perfect for cold, dark January.
Jan 4
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, A New Orleans Bender!
Hooper's drinking his way through New Orleans. Let's tag along.
Jan 2
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Matthew Hooper
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2,017
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Scotch!
I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...
Dec 26, 2025
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Matthew Hooper
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1,507
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Welcome To Wonkette Christmas Eve Happy Hour, With This Cocktail, The Wandering Rambler!
AKA What I Did On Christmas Vacation.
Dec 24, 2025
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Matthew Hooper
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1,488
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Conqueror*!
Lord knows, a strong tequila drink is necessary after this week.
Dec 19, 2025
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Loaded For Pear!
A pear martini with actual pears in it. Who would have thought?
Dec 12, 2025
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Matthew Hooper
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Those Cakes We Like ... Are Ready To Invade Your Larder!
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, and a Very Happy New Year too!
Dec 7, 2025
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