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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Matcha Sake Tonic!
Very Asian, very green, very tasty.
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Whiskey Rebellion!
Bar's closed today, or rather bar's open today!
Jul 19
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Kalimotxo!
Because lowbrow sangria is just plain awesome.
Jul 12
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The Top 2025 Projects For Hurting America! Tabs, Mon., July 8, 2024
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Those Cakes We Like … Have A Serious Chocolate Addiction
The temperature is too high for baking right now.
Jul 7
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Slow Mojito!
Breathe. Relax. Drink rum.
Jul 5
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Sagebrush Old Fashioned!
A bourbon classic, redone with the spirit of summer.
Jun 28
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Perfect Margarita!
Last boat to Margaritaville, boarding now.
Jun 21
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Trump Can't Remember Name Of Doctor Feelgood. (It's Doctor Feelgood.) Tabs, Mon., June 17, 2024
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Trump Can't Remember Name Of Doctor Feelgood. (It's Doctor Feelgood.) Tabs, Mon., June 17, 2024
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Hooper's Dark and Stormy!
A personal take on my favorite for Father's Day.
Jun 14
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Strawberry Mojito!
A weapon in your arsenal to beat back that mint plant that's invading the backyard.
Jun 7
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What Does Your Brainworm Say About You? Tabs, Mon., June 3, 2024
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