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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week’s Cocktail, The Manhattan!
A moment of calm in a glass.
Nov 6
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Those Cakes We Like ... Are Tying Themselves In Knots
It's a Pretzel, Jim, but not as we know it.
Nov 1
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week’s Cocktails, The Bar Crawl Drinks!
Ready for all the drinks?
Oct 30
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week’s Cocktail, Guinness Punch!
The perfect start to a Halloween bar crawl.
Oct 23
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week’s Cocktail, The Fix?
I’m not sure of the name yet. Please help.
Oct 16
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week’s Cocktail, The Jersey!
How you like dem apples?
Oct 9
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Matthew Hooper
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Those Cakes We Like ... Are Taking The Cannoli
We’re off to Sicily to bake the Godfather of pastries.
Oct 4
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week’s Cocktail, The Espresso Martini!
Elevating the classic for Hemingway’s new look.
Oct 2
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week’s Cocktail, The Bar Cart!
Don’t make a “home bar”. Make this. And some drinks.
Sep 25
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Matthew Hooper
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week’s Cocktail, The Lusty Bonobo!
You’ll go ape over this cocktail!
Sep 18
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Matthew Hooper
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Those Cakes We Like ... Are Taking A Midnight Plane To Georgia
No, not the State. This is an MTG free zone.
Sep 13
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week’s Cocktail, Boilermakers!
Belly up.
Sep 11
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Matthew Hooper
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