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Before his brain transplant, he made a lot of sense! (Allegedly!)
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What Stupid Bullsh*t Will Republicans Shut Down Government Over THIS Time?
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LIVE AND IN PERSON, It's President Biden!
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Moderating The Moderators
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Five Times Kamala Harris Flawlessly Triggered That Idiot, By A Doktor Of Rhetoric
In ABC News debate, Lib triggers YOU!
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It’s Not Just That Kamala Harris Called Trump A Starf*cker For Dictators. It’s HOW She Did It.
Directly to his face, with repeated use of the word 'you.'
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Imagine Sending Your Illegal Aliens To Prison And They Come Home Days Later With An Operation
What the hell happened? Who did this to me? Who did this to me?
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After Debate, Trump Refuses To Apologize To 'Exonerated Five' Member, Delusionally Thanks Him For His Support
He still does not understand that what he did was wrong.
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Eight Times The Moderators Were Mean And Hurtful To Donald Trump, Very Meanly, Very Hurtfully
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Debate Spent Two Minutes On Climate, And One Candidate Actually Talked About Climate
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Trump's Abortion Answer Was So Stupid We Had To Make A Flowchart About It
The lies! The lies!
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Kamala Harris's Totally Awesome Post-Debate Party In The City Of Brotherly Love
And Wonkette was there!
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Trump Got Involved With The Taliban Because They Were Doing The Killing
He rang up Abdul, you see.
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JD Vance Encourages Supporters (And Donald Trump) To Claim Haitians Eat Pets Even Though It's A Lie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That just about sums up everything.
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Drink Every Time Kamala Harris Calls Trump A Felon! Your Debate Liveblog
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Guess GOP Rep. Virginia Foxx Heard Her Name When Dem Colleague Said 'White Folks Of Low Character'
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Arizona Found Some ‘Illegal Voters’! Whoops, They’re Mostly Republicans
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Fed Cuts Interest Rates, MAGA Absolutely Enraged By Good News
Naturally, a MAGA rally crowd booed lower inflation.
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Wingnut Social Media Dickhead Tim Pool Sues Kamala Harris For All The Libelslander!
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Cat Ladies (And Men!): Your Wonkette Kitten, No Whip, Tees And Tanks Are Back!
Good thing somebody asked for one, because I forgot!
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Yes We Updated Our Superhero Kamala Shirts For 2024!
Not the stickers though, we bought those wholesale.
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Why Yes We Do Have This Kamala Shirt Ready To Go
It's clean and elegant and you'll buy four.
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New! FINALLY Improved! The Wonkette Bazaar!
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Kamala Harris Adds 111 Former Republican Officials To Her Enormous List Of Endorsements
Meanwhile the Teamsters guy said something? Eh dunno fuck it.
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Republican Springfield Mayor Invites Trump And Vance to Stay TF Out Of His Town
Trump and Vance makin' friends everywhere they go.
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F*cking Ohio Supreme Court, Man.
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Nice Time! Dems Busting Ass To Goose The Youth Vote
Happy voter registration day, everybody!
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Hey, Any Good Environmental News Lately? There IS?
Thanks Joe Biden.
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Spread The Word On Joe Biden's Climate Action: Hold A 'Ribbon Cutting' For Your New Heat Pump!
Or rooftop solar, or EV charger in your garage, or induction stove, or ...
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Joe Biden Keeps Doing Clean Energy To Rural America As If It Had Abundant Wind, Sun.
Oh, by golly, it does!
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LIVE: Kamala Harris Speaks To Congressional Hispanic Caucus, Must Watch Now!
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Kamala Harris Visits National Association Of Black Journalists, Doesn't Even Get Laughed Off Stage Like Trump
With an important message on turning the page from the racism and hate of Donald Trump and JD Vance.
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China Killing It (Complimentary) In Clean Energy Transition
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Tortuga!
A complex, spicy, orange and cocoa rum Manhattan. As one does.
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Oh Penzeys, What Did You Do Now? Oh, Kamala Harris Hugged A Lady At Your Store?
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Skeleton Key!
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Old Fashioned!
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Brandy Alexander!
How about some nice dessert after a lovely convention?
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Caipirinha!
A little Brazilian love to round things out before the DNC.
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Hooper's Pirate Rum!
Hooper's on vacation. He left a strong bottle of rum behind for you. Make your choices unsupervised.
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Your 2023 Legislative Badass Is ... Not A Legislator, It's Joe Biden!
Congress barely legislated, but when it did, Joe won.
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Wonkette’s 2023 Legislative Shitheel Is/Was His Teenage Son’s No-Porning Accountabili-buddy, Isn’t That Sick?
Fuuuucking creep.
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Wonkette's 2023 Sexiest Person Alive Is ... The UAW's Shawn Fain!
Yeah he is.
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2023 In Memoriam: Good People Who Are Dead
Celebrating just a few humans who passed away in 2023, but ONLY THE GOOD ONES.
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2023 Was Earth's Hottest Year Ever, AND The Climate Outlook Is Finally Improving
Our money is very much on Hope.
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2023 In The World's Last Website!
It's US! Wonkette!
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2023: James Comer’s Year Of Looking For Hunter Biden’s Penis But Never Finding It
No, this isn't Legislative Shitheel.
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2023, The Year George Santos Truly Became President
He's still less pathetic than Kevin McCarthy.
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