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Presenting Wonket's Gifs Of The Year That We Stole From Buzzfeed, Duh
You Got Your Government In My God: The Year In Churchstate
Teh Year in Ghey: A Wonktrospective
Tucker Carlson’s Post-Racial Year
Concussion-Gate Part Deux: The Clottening
The Year In Sesame Street Evil
Patriot Justice: This Is A Christian Country, Quit Asking Questions
Sundays With the Christianists: A 'World History' Textbook That Annexes The Sudetenland
Your Weekend Nice Time: California Makes It Easier for Lesbos To Have Gaybies
Hey Girl, Boy-Banders One Direction Gonna Make You Muslin All Night Long
Hero Patriot Literally Shoots Himself In Foot At Michigan Gun Show
Charles Krauthammer Figures Out Obama's Dastardly Plan To Rule...With Votes!
Try California Senator Dianne Feinstein for Treason Because These Signatures!
Italian Priest to Women Everywhere: Stop Hitting Yourself
You Are Not Gay Anymore, Thanks To Horse-Fondling School
Grover Norquist Drunk-Tweeting His Own Demise
Piers Morgan Joins List Of People Ted Nugent Has Invited To Do Sex Acts To His Machine Gun
Florida Pawn Shop Owner Will Sell No More Guns Forever
Obama Lies About How Much He Liked Daniel Inouye Because Whatever
Jennifer Rubin is Perfect but You Suck
Michelle Malkin's Lessons From Newtown: Teach Your Kids Not to Fear Death
What Would the U.S. Look Like If It Were a Failed State? Like Georgia, Pretty Much!
Kentucky Man With Obama Eating Watermelon Statue: It Seemed Like It Might Get Hungry
Hero Marylander Will Simply Not Have Gays On His Trolley, He Will Not
Bradlee Dean Tries New Career As Newtown-Obama-U.N. Conspiracy Theory Aggregator
They Killed Kennedy! Those Bastards!
Social Security Administration to Employee: Who Farted?
We Might Agree With Frank Luntz About Something, Possibly, But Probably Not
Hot New 'Guns Blazing' Negotiation Technique Is All the Rage
ABC News Stops The Presses: Obama Has A Friend Who Did Sex To A Hooker
Bikers Save Newtown Funerals From Left-Wing Cult 'God Hates Fags'
Actually Good Holiday Music That Is Not 'Little Altar Boy' From Your Wonket
Here Is Your Christmas Song You Can Never Unhear
Everybody So Mean To John Boehner
Dana Loesch And Ghost Andrew Breitbart's Wingnut Slap Fight: Which Terrible One Will You Root For?
An Armed Guard At Every Out Of Control Blaze
Study: You Are Not Actually Bruce Willis, It Turns Out!
Mitt Romney Didn’t Want To Be President Anyway, You Jerks
Daily Caller Comes Roaring Into 1950s, Starts Reviewing Cigarettes
Fiscal Cliff Negotiator: Screw It, Let's Get Drunk And Drive Around Arlington
Sundays With The Christianists: A 'World History' Textbook To Read In Your Hooverville Homeschool
Stock Up Now On Your End Times Accessories For Dorks And Paranoids
Michigan Lawmakers Want To Let You Own Lions And Tigers, Just As The Founding Fathers Intended
Please To Put Armed Guards Outside All Pennsylvania Churches Too, Also
Not On My Show Says Joe on Morning Joe Morning Show
Rhode Island Prof Learns Only Wingnuts Allowed To Use Violent Metaphors
Who Will Be Elected As New House Speaker Once John Boehner Is Torn Apart And Boiled In Oil?
Obama Nominates Kerry, Nation Collectively Shrugs
NRA Literally Blows Nation's Head Off; Midwest Has Sucking Chest Wound
Your Wayback Time Machine To Last August's House Vote On The Fiscal Cliff
Your Big Fat Wonkette Guide To The 'Plan B' Fiscal Cliff Nonsense Tornado
Super Appropriate Professional Holiday Card: Sexy Santa Goes To Thailand
Hero Gets 'All Riled Up' On Fox News And Beer, Burns Mosque
PSA: Get Your Own Patriotic Protection Apparatus, Courtesy of the Asheville Tea Party
Order Your Wonket Nonsense Tonight If You Want It In Time For XXX-Mas
Concussion-Gate: Hillary Clinton Perpetrates America's Most Nefarious Coverup
Wingnuts Furious At Jews, Jon Stewart, For Killing Christmas, Doing Newtown Massacre
Wingnuts Furious: Washington Post Called A Thing By The Name That It Is Called
National Review: Give Your Kids Boundaries, Like 'No, You May Not Shoot Up A School'
Robert Bork Finds Out if God Is A Strict Constructionist
David Brooks To Teach Next Generation Of Elites To Be 'Humble,' At Yale
Customer Stands Pizza Joint's Ground
South Carolina Has Fun New Idea: Jail Officials Who Implement Obamacare
Gerard Depardieu Pees On France
Prison Planet 'Baffled' By Stupid Citizens Turning In Their Guns After Newtown
Missouri School District Busy Being Awesome at Being Horrible to Poor Kids
Michelle Obama Becomes Transsexual Magazine Star, As Mayans Probably Predicted
Newport Beach Yacht Owners: What Could A Dock Cost? A Hundred Dollars?
Gretchen Carlson Asks Doctor (Who Is Selling A Book) If Newtown Victims Remember Attack Up In Heaven
Cool-Kid Michigan Voters To Bully Nerd-Governor Rick Snyder With Votes
Tea Party Nation Knows What Causes Shootings: Unions, Loud Stereos and Sluts
Walmart Will Take Away Your Sad, Meager Benefits For Daring To Say The Word 'Union'
Mitt Romney Grifted Your Yearly Salary In The Time It Takes To Read This Headline
New York Times Op-Ed: Young Men Shoot Children Because Women, Coloreds, Not Sufficiently Deferent
Plucky Girl Convinces Hasbro To Market Easy Bake Oven To Boys, Maybe Destroys American Manhood
No, Employees, McDonalds Will Not Be Paying You Overtime To Serve Their Garbage On Christmas
Sen. Daniel Inouye Now Kicking Ass In Different Spiritual Plane
A Helpful Taxonomy Of Who Should Be Carrying Guns Around Children
Daily Caller Gets Journalistic Scoop Of The Century: Obama's Signature Looks Like A Dick!
New York Times Cory Booker Takedown Just Got A Lot More Embarrassing For The New York Times
Megan McArdle Proposes The Worst Solution To Anything Ever
New Victims Of Newtown Identified: NFL Fans Whose Games Were Pre-Empted By Villain President
Mike Huckabee Puts Blame For Newtown Massacre On Abortion Pills, Where It Belongs
Hero Teen Opposes Government School's New ID Card Because It Is The Mark Of The Beast
Former Pizza Kingpin Does Not Want To Pay For Your Whore Pills
Joe Scarborough To No Longer Be A Dick (At Least About Guns)
In Bout Of Not-Affirmative Action, GOP To Promote Party's Lone Remaining Black Representative
Sorry Everyone, Now We Are Not Allowed To Talk About Mental Health Either
All Your Christmas Shopping In One Place, Unless You Have To Buy Stuff For Your Stupid Kids
Negging Women Is The Best Way To Get Them To Vote GOP
Earnest Wonkette Think Piece Here
Cory Booker Is The New York Times' New Al Gore
In Unfamiliar Role, Wonkette Scours Internet for Good News
If You Liked Too Big To Fail, You Will Love Too Big To Indict
Internet Welcomes New Stupidest Man
Breaking: More Than 79 Million Children Come Home From School
A Children's Treasury Of Sweet And Loving Missives From Your Friendly Neighborhood NRA
Let's Decompress With A Sweet Story About A Mini-Donkey And The Boy Who Loves Her
Here Is Barack Obama Politicizing Guns By Saying The Word 'Guns'
America: Land Of The (Working For) Free
Wonkette Letters To The Editor
Today Perhaps Not Greatest Day For Rand Paul's Hilarious Gun-Waiting-Period 'Joke'
Judge Smacked Down Just For Talking Sense About Your 'Technical' Violent Rape
Fired Wingnut Komen Lady Karen Handel Challenges Planned Parenthood To Bitch-Slap Contest
Senator Patrick Leahy Wants to Know When We Can Smoke Our Government Pots Already
Steven Crowder Tent-Gate: 12/11 Was An Inside Job
Hostess Executives Teach Us All A Little Lesson About Personal Responsibility
Walmart Wages Are No Problem, Says CEO of Walmart
Very Smart Republicans: A Deal Between White House And House Might Need Democratic Votes To Pass
A Wonkette Farewell To Joe Lieberman, With Traditional Advice Re: Door, Ass
McDonald's Employee Excited to Be Earning Minimum Wage After 20 Years On the Job
Wingnuts Simply Do Not Care For Nancy Pelosi Answering Back To A Man
'Right To Work' Possibly The Least Awful Thing To Happen In Michigan This Week
The Fairy Tale Crumbles: Tarp Palin Divorcing That Chick He Knocked Up
Michigan Pundit Bloviating On 'Right-To-Work' Is Newspaper Union Freeloader, Imagine That
Enterprising Student Gets Paid for Being Offended by Coursework She Chose
Hasn't Moran's Jerk Son Suffered Enough Through 'Embarrassing Situation' Of Beating Up Girlfriend?
When One Senator Loves Two Other Senators Very Much: The Lindsey Graham Story
Heritage Foundation Very Proud Of Its Incoherent Bondage Porn Filibuster Tumblr Message
Stud Romney Adviser Laughs Off Attempted Murder By Liberal Media
Jimmy Carter Continues To Be Most Awesome Living Ex-President
GOP Needs To Focus On Education, Says Man Whose State Textbooks Say Loch Ness Monster Is Real
Black Weather Lady Fired Over Hair
Minnesota Conducts Fun 'Experiment' On Its Olds, Poors
Wingnut Chick: Do Drugs and You Might End Up Like That Guy Who Became President
Never Forget! Union Thugs Push Down Koch Brothers Tent, Punch Steven Crowder In Face
Here Is Your Heartwarming 2012 'Throw A Poor Family Out In The Snow' Christmas Miracle, America!
Charlie Crist With New Party After Two Years Single
Michigan Rep Would Like To Stone Cold Crack Union Skulls For Jobs, Freedom
Antonin Scalia Knows Sodomy & Murder Not Same Thing, He Just Likes Saying They Are
Nike Will Trade You 500 Jobs for Billions of Dollars in Tax Revenue
How Long Before Fox News Ambush Guy Who Donated To Obama Hits Unemployment Line?
Ohio English Teacher Suspended For ... Wait For It ... Writing Novel
Whiny Gays Finally Get Day in Court, Keep Whining Anyway
Lindsey Graham: Macho Man of the Senate
Tennessee Sen. Bob Corker: Let Them Eat Catfood
ACLU Tries to Spoil Dumb Fad Of Sex-Segregated Schools, For the Kids
Daily Caller On Important Policy Question Of Our Day: Why Is Taylor Swift So Slutty?
Newsbusters: Known Black Man Jamie Foxx Ushers in Grave New World With Jokes About White People
Barack Obama Way Worse Slaveholder Than Actual Slaveholders, Obviously
Fox News: Why Is Jerk Obama Making Walmart Cut Its Healthcare Benefits?
Fourteen-Year-Old Actor Wants Buxom Pretty Sit-Com Lady To Be President, Is Idiot
Ghost Andrew Breitbart Welcomes Moonie 'Investigative Reporter' For All Future Racism Debunkings
Fox & Friends: Republican Senator Not Republican Enough To Win Confirmation To Obama's Cabinet
Fox News Host Reveals Dastardly Obama Plan To Replace Christian God With Bo The Dog
Second Term Michelle Obama Will Win Grammy, Keep Stealing Your Favorite Snacks
Sundays With The Christianists: A 'World History' Textbook To Ward Off Dangerous Modern Thinking
Scott Walker's Wife Makes Strong Bid to be Grifter-in-Chief
NRA: Despite Living In House Full Of Guns, More Guns Could Have Saved Kasandra Perkins
Camille Paglia: Ladies Having Sex Sucked Out Of Them By Sexy Pop Music
When Dick Morris And Newsmax Love Each Other Very Much ...
Job-Creating Californians to Be Beheaded With Taxes
Union Thugs Terrorize Michigan Cops’ Pepper Spray Canisters, With Their Faces
Donald Trump Acts Like Petulant Child To Surprise Of Absolutely No One
Court To Cook County Attorney: No More Creeping On Teenagers, Please
Karma Burgles Car Robber-Arsonist-Congressman's Darrell Issa's House
Obama Terrorist-Fist-Jabs Innocent Old Lady
Terrified 'War On Men' Lady Calls For Truce Because Men Like To Kill Things
Fox's Dana Perino Knows How to Reduce Domestic Violence
Don't Go Galt This Christmas! Give The Gift That Keeps on Giving
Indiana Wingnut Will Require Teachers To Prove Everything They Say Is True
Hollywood Communist Ed Asner Offers Hannity Producer Golden Shower Of Love And Affection
Loyal Opposition Mitch McConnell Now Filibustering His Own Bills, For Comity, And Freedom
Jim DeMint's Chosen Successor Maybe Has Had Sex Outside Of Marriage, Burn Him
Jim DeMint Has Had Enough Of Your Stupid Senate
Wingnuts Have Super Great Idea For House Speakership: Why Not Try Anarchy?
Anti-Gay Groups Declare Victory In War On Starbucks
George Takei Takes One For The Team, Has Greatest, Classiest Lunch With Donald Trump
Breitbart Found A Chicago Teacher Who Once Met Some Communists
New York Public Advocate Stone Cold Changing All The Lesbians, One Wife At A Time
Can You Guess Which Congresscritter Cast Lone 'No' Vote On Actually Sane Bill About 'Lunatics'?
Let CNBC Discuss What's Important About Citi's 4,000 Layoffs: Stock Prices!
Live, Work And Play In New Development For You And All Your Idaho Militia Friends!
North Carolina Prison Warden Discovers 'Hot Sauce On The Balls' Not Legitimate Penal Policy
Dennis Prager Channels Elephant Man, Is Shamed By Body, Not An Animal
Wingnuts Hold Anti-Gay Jeebus Conference In Magical Eastern Mexican Land of 'Spain'
Daily Caller: Obama Might Appoint Some Jerk Lady As Ambassador Because He Loves Money
Sad Slob Mitt Romney Just Deliberately Messing With Our Heads Now
Daily Caller Complains White House Twitter Feed Keeps Reminding Them Who Is In The White House
John Boehner Outraged That Obama Is Acting Like He Won An Election
Rick Santorum Will Fit In Fine At WND: Barack Obama Is Trying To Murder My Baby
Jan Brewer Is Your New Mark Sanford Of Unexplained Weird (Sex?) Trips
Daily Caller: Why Does Old Handsome Joe Biden Love Child Rapists?
Ailes: Respected Non-Partisan News Organization 'Fox' Did Not Make Hot Monkey Sex On David Petraeus
Can We Make A Stupider Headline About Kate Middleton's Pregnancy Than The Daily Caller's? Let's Try!
Recovering Weirdo Congressbum Thaddeus McCotter Wrote A Short Story! It's Not Very Good!
Michelle Obama Bogarting All The Christmas Trees
Birther Lawyer Orly Taitz Does Not Seem To Be Very Good At 'Law'
Intrepid Reporter Matthew Boyle To Write About Thuggy Black People For Ghost Andrew Breitbart
Ann And Mitt Romney Adjust To Sad Lonely Life Of Regular Old Centi-Millionaires
Senator Mike Lee Will Protect Poors By Protecting The Rich
Sad Bro Just Wants His Meat, Shy Girls, Sperms
Sundays With The Christianists: A 'World History' Textbook That Knows All Science Is Prayer-Based
16 Year Old Wingnut Pwns Liberal Media Weenie Eric Boehlert On Twitter; 2012 Election Nullified
Chicago's Favorite Underage-Sexytime Congressman Wants Jesse Jackson Jr.'s Job Please
Romney Face Tattoo Guy: Another Proud Republican Stumbles
Congresscritter Louie Gohmert: Why'd Obama Go And Kill That Nice Kaddafi?
B. Hussein Obama’s Secret Plan To Make Your Guns Into Chinese Jeeps
Wingnuts Can't Even Agree On Best Way To Hate Fags Anymore
Here Is Obama Conceding To Mitt Romey
Erick Erickson Asks Voices In His Head Whether He Should Run For Senate
Climate Denier Lamar Smith to Head House Science Committee
Please Read This Joe Biden Story So We Can Sell You Things
O'Reilly Launches Next Volley In War On Christmas: Christianity Not Religion
Fox 'Doctor' Keith Ablow: Screw You Marlo Thomas, William Doesn't Get A Doll
New York State's Senate Remains Comically Dysfunctional, By The Way
For His Next Trick, Glenn Beck Will Pull Mapplethorpe's Bullwhip Out Of His Butt
Characters Escape From Carl Hiaasen Novel, Get Arrested With Pot Guarded By Alligators
Romney Campaign Did Great, Right? Yes, Says Man Who Ran Romney Campaign
Grover Norquist In Denial Over Breakup With Cheating GOP
'Responsible Firearm Owner' Stands Ground Against Music (And 17-Year-Old)
What Will President Obama Serve Mitt Romney At Their Near-Beer Summit?
Surprise Shock Twist Surprise: Washed-Up Racist Base-Ball Man John Rocker Still Racist
Courageous Nakeds Swarm Boehner
We Have Always Been At War With The Womens
California's New Democratic Supermajority Promises It Will Do 'Nothing'
Millionaire Joe Scarborough Class Wars 'Rich People'
Fox News Simply Does Not Care For Lying Liar Guest Lying That They Are Liars
Donald Trump Makes Five Million Dollar Bet With Irony, Loses
Richard Cohen Does Not Think James Bond's Muscles Are Fair To Richard Cohen
'Progressive' Fellow In 'Men's Rights Movement' Has Inspirational Posters For Manly Men
Obama Can't Stop Revealing How He Stole Election
Please Enjoy This Picture of Kitties
Catch-11/23: Being A True and Accurate Account of the Late War On Christmas
Meet Alaska's Airport And Harbor To Nowhere
Comrade Obama Joins Wonkette War On Christmas With Halal Sharia Brigade
A Declaration Of War On Christmas
Communists At The Atlantic Blame America First
An Open Letter To Donald Trump Re: Buy Everything Day At WonketteBazaar.com
Wonkette's Holiday Movie Night: ThunderCows Are Go!
No, Thanksgiving Is Not A Celebration Of Triumph Over Socialism: Your Tofurkey Warblog
Watch the Palin Turkey Massacre Again, Because 'Tradition'
Wholesome American Guts: Your William S. Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer 2012
Newark Tries To Murder Cory Booker
Bill O'Reilly Is Very Peeved That People Found His Racist Rant Racist
Suck It, Nate Silver! Joe Scarborough Apologizes For Nothing
Classy Wrasslin' Two-Time-Loser Lady Linda McMahon Stiffs Staff, Invites It To Screw Itself
Stupid Old Joe Biden Takes Thanksgiving Vacation, Is Stupid
Priest Booted For Failing To Be As Terrible As Pope
Walmart Spokesman: Let Them Eat Cake (They Buy With Discount Cards)
Obama Steals Election, Again, According to Totally Clear Evidence
Strippers Score Hot Legal Victory Over Terrible Rhino
Niagara Falls Newspaper Owner Simply Does Not Care For Snarling Feminism Like 'Snow White'
Things You Didn't Know You Needed To Worry About: Getting Raped By Demons
Making Thanksgiving ‘Monkey Bread’ With Nancy Reagan
K-Lo Posts Her Dream Recipe: Carcass Stuffed With 10 Hamburgers
Now We Shall Repost Ken Layne's Repost Of Juli Weiner's Writeup Of Betty Ford's Boozy Chocolate Cake
Put Some Food On Your Family With Aunt Wonkette's Real Cranberry Business
Ron Paul Jabbers At Nation One Last Time: Let's Break Up America, For Weed
A Children's Treasury Of Things In New SEC Lawsuit That Are More Hilarious Than Its Sex Triangle
Allen West Finally Surrenders, Kills Political Comedy Forever
Trump's Vegas Restaurant Gains Popularity Among Bacterial Culture Community
Walmart: What's Good For Walmart Is Good For Country, The Children
Allen West Insists It's Not Over, While Singing Fat Lady Tramples All Over Him (With Votes)
Sad Bachmannite Party Clown Bradlee Dean Invites Children To Commit Arson, For Freedom
Charlotte Allen's Startling Insight: Lots Of Voters Are Idiots, So Sarah Palin 2016
Marco Rubio Becomes 2016 G.O.P. Frontrunner By Being Cuban, An Idiot
Hurricane Hypeman Joe Biden Warms Up The East Coast For Your Homeboy Barack Obama
Poor Dumb Oklahoma Humiliates Itself Again, Sets It In Stone
New Birther Judge Gary Kreep: Gays Threw Pus And Come On Me
Paula Broadwell Was Going To Be A Senator, Because Why Not
New York D.A. Busted Starring In Nudie Lewdie Dix Flix
Sundays With The Christianists: A 'World History' Textbook To Make The World Safe For Theocracy
Panty Prosecutor Wins, Evolution-Dumper Loses: Your Lesser Candidate Wrap-Up!
America Mourns Death Of Snack Food Murdered By Union Thugs
A Children’s Treasury of CEOs Throwing Very Grown-Up Tantrums Over Obamacare
Barack Obama Was Probably Banging Jill Kelley Obviously, Except For How He Is Gay
Dispatches From The FEMA Camps: Barack Obama’s Brave New World Will Not Have Applebees, Vinyl Siding
GOP Congressman Spitty With Fury Over Susan Rice's Benghazi 'Lies'
Anonymous Claims It Stopped Karl Rove From Hacking The Election By Hacking ORCA, We Think
Harry Reid Now Just Being Mean To Scott Brown For Fun
Alabama Fella Pretty Much Started Petition ‘Cause Fascist Gubmint Shut Down His Nudie Carwash
Pro-Life Tennessee Congressman Just Having All The Abortions So No One Else Has To
Nobody Expects The Minnesota-Teens-Who-Approve-Of-Gay-Marriage Inquisition!
Maine GOP Chair: I See Black People
Great GOP Hope Marco Rubio: Let’s Just Go Ahead and Let Rich People Do Whatever
John McCain Continues To Be A Bitter Old Idiot
Israel Having Time Of Its Life Live-Tweeting Assault on Gaza
Mitt Romney Drops By To Make Sure You Still Loathe Him
Petition To Punch Grover Norquist In Dick Removed From White House Petition Site
Ladies And Gentlemen, We Present To You: 'The Shirtless F.B.I. Guy'
Daily Caller Outraged: Queen Michelle Obama Bogarting All The Downton Abbeys
Irish Hospital Lets Woman Die Because Her Life Wasn't 'Endangered' Enough For Abortion
Fox News Furious: American Pie Actor Talked Real Icky About Ann Romney's Butt
Broward County Once Again Sucks At Life, Finds 963 Ballots In Some Warehouse
Man Who Gave Nation Sarah Palin Opines On Someone Else's Lack Of Intelligence, Qualifications
Without Gallup's Crappy Polls, Nate Silver Is Nothing, Says Gallup
Tea Party Learns Its Painful Electoral Lesson: That Mitt Romney Was Too Moderate
Washington Post: Work Till You Are Dead Or Iran Will Kill You Anyway
Cool Florida Principal Investigates Straight Teacher For Turning Student Into Lesbian-Gay
Failed SNL Comedienne Victoria Jackson Continues Being Not Racist Or Crazy At All
Senate Republicans To Swift Boat John Kerry All Over Again, For Larfs
David Petraeus, Gen. John Allen, And Shirtless FBI Agent Sent Sexy Emails All The Time, To Everyone
Arizona Taking Even Longer To Count Votes Than Florida, Which May Get Unearned Sense Of Competence
A Children’s Treasury of Random Wingnut Post-Election Butthurt (Part Douche)
Arizona Woman Should Have Just Run Over Her Husband 'With Votes'
Fox Nation: Did Obama Voter Fraud All Of Philadelphia?
Man-Hating Ball-Buster Sonia Sotomayor Teams With Sesame Street To Indoctrinate Your Princess
Fine Here Is Your Bloody Kurt Vonnegut
Did The Washington Post Bury Their Big Journalism Rapist Hug To Help Barack Obama?
Hi Dad You're In Jail, And Other GOP Vote Frauders 'Testing The System'
Newsmax Reporter: Petraeus Affair Endangered National Security, Per Egregious, Totally Fine FBI Leak
Prominent Florida Bigots Unite Against Holidays For Perverted, Evil, Terrorist-Cult Children
Peggy Noonan, Of Course, Says She Was Right All Along
A Children's Treasury Of Random Wingnut Post-Election Whining (Part 1 of ???)
Rick Santorum Will Gladly Compromise With Democrats To Ruin Social Security For You
Biographer Lady Revealed To Be Petraeus Mistress, Linchpin Of Benghazi Cover-Up Probably
Ann Coulter And Sean Hannity Jump On The Latino Moocher Train
Drudge Sirens: Gen. David Petraeus Resigns CIA Due To Spying ... Between The Sheets
Meet The Not-Racist Young Lady Who Called For Assassination Of, Er, Let's Just Say 'Black' President
Romney's Expensive Computer Get-Out-The-Vote Effort Explodes Miserably, Like Rest Of Romney Campaign
Dispatches From The FEMA Camps: Obama's Second Term Will Destroy American Values, Be Amazing
Come, Drink In Delusional Mitt Romney’s Election-Night Sadness With Us
Unchastened Chris Christie Continues To Make Sweet Gay Love To Barack Obama
Hero Boss Fires 22 Employees, For America And Patriotism
Wingnut Mad, Not Giving 'Suspected Democrats' The Pleasure Of His Doubtless Wonderful Company
NRO Has Smart Plan To Save America: Raze The Universities & Re-Educate All People In Glasses
Free Republic Geniuses Would Like To Be Part Of England Again, To Escape Socialism
Weep, Ye Mighty, For Fallen Soldier 'Joe' The 'Plumber'
A Children’s Treasury Of Job Applications For Defeated GOP Wingnuts
Sure, Here Are Michelle Obama And Ann Romney In A Chinese Condom Ad, Because Why Not
Yes, Victoria Jackson, You Are A Racist
Wonkette Salutes Fallen Hero And Pep Club President, Ohio Son Josh Mandel
A Special Wonkette Tribute To Fallen Senator Staple-Crotch, Massachusetts's Own Scott Brown
Farewell Janice Daniels, Celebrated Homophobe Mayor and Facebook Poet
Ted Nugent Death / Jail Watch, Day One
Pour A Little On The Ground For America's Greatest Deadbeat Dad, Hero Congressman Joe Walsh
Will Barack Obama Accept The Presidency? Live-Bloog Part A Zillion
Live-Blog, The Fab Fifth: Mitt's Concession Speech And/Or The Meltdown Of His Circuitry
GOP Superhero Donald Trump Calls For Revolution, Changes Mind
Livebloggenning the Election, Episode 4 More Years: Return Of The Jedi President
Why Are You Not Partying With Your Editirx In Glamorous Los Angeles, Right Now?
Wonking Your Face Off: The Live-Bloog Experience, Part III
Oh How Cute, Fox is Suddenly Worried About "Media Bias" and its Impact on Democracy
Your Wonkette Concedes Nothing, Never: Part 2 Of A Drunk And Getting Drunker Liveblog
Romney's Market-Based Solutions: Journos Must Pay To Cover His Victory Party
Barack Obama's Huge Election: Your Throbbing Liveblog (Part 1)
And Now Let Us Take A Quick Pre-Live-Bloog Breather And Get It On
A Children's Treasury Of Verbatim Last-Minute FOX NEWS Theatre
Stupid Oregon County Fires Election Worker Just Because She Added Republican Votes To Ballots
Chris Christie Literally Weeping Over Beauty Of His Forbidden Boss Love
Nice College Students Defend Sanctity Of Giraffe-Tiger Marriage
Do Not Mess With This D.C. Lady's Signs, She Will Wreck You
Obama Sends Letter To Girl Who Wrote To Him About Her Two Dads That Will Not Make You Cry At All
Romney Staffers Totally Butthurt That Chris Christie Is Too Busy For Their Nonsense
Cheers For This Illinois Lady Who Voted On Her Way To Give Birth
Maybe Tim Tebow Is Kind Of A Dick? Update: Maybe Not?
Wichita Ponders Great Question Of Our Time: Water Fluoridation
Oh Right We Have Just Now Decided To Have A Los Angeles Election Night Party
Cory Booker Will Bring You Some Blankets in His Sexxy New Tumblr
Totally Innocent, Not At All Terrible Republican Poll-Watchers Getting Booted In Philly
Uh-oh: Your Obama Vote Won't Count If You Post It On Instagram Or Whatever
Pennsylvania Reports Voter Intimidation From ... REPUBLICANS?!?
Obama's Hip-Hop Election Day Basketball Game Fails To Create Jobs
Proponent Of Surveillance State Prominently Featured On Maryland Ballot
Here Is Joe Biden Standing In Line Like A Boss
None Of These Democrats Actually Drive Trucks (Except Maybe The Nice Lesbian Couple)
Romney Mega Prayer Is Real Thing Starting Right Now, Just Might Work: THE LIVEBLOOG
AP Writes Entire Article About Obama's Terrifying, Witch-Doctor-Filled Kenyan Village Home
A Children's Treasury of Wacky Swing State Voter 'Irregularities'
NRO Weeps For America’s New Oppressed Minority: Poll Truthers
Gaze In Awe Upon Fox News’s Six Perfect Words: ‘Crack-Smoking Illegal Alien Registered To Vote’
Crazed Teevee News Squirrel Jim Cramer Predicts Insane Obama Landslide, May Be On Many Pills
Shocker: 'Legitimate Raper' Todd Akin Was Really Mean To Women, Has Insane Murdery Friend
Donald Trump Finding New And Exciting Ways To Be Ridiculous About Hurricane Sandy
Bill Clinton To Unleash Irish Paramilitaries To Ensure Obama Victory
Kansas School Board Candidate Will Solve Budget Problems By Eliminating Evolution
Wonkette T-Shirts Are For Lovers
Intelligence Community Points Out Fox Was Kinda Lying About Benghazi This Whole Time
Jon McNaughton, America's Greatest Painter, Now Fighting Slavery, Geography
Watch Ohioans Explain That Obama Is An Atheist Muslim (And That Buddhists Are Invading The Country)
Stupid Hurricane 'Victims,' Let Fox News' John Stossel Explain Why It Is Awesome To Price Gouge You
Somebody Told A Guy Obama's Columbia GPA Was Only 2.6, Daily Caller Takes 4 Pages To Explain
Steve Doocy Explains: Mitt Romney Saved The Auto Industry!
GOP Senators Have Had Quite Enough Of Your 'Research' And 'Economics'
Fox News Pedobear Steals Children's Candy To Teach Valuable Lesson About Kenyan-Islamo-Socialism
Listen Jack, Mitt Romney Ain't Here To Talk About No Mormonism, See?
Exciting New Ohio Ad: Republicans Are The Ones Who Love You, Black Dummies!
Romney Crowd Will Defeat Hurricanes With Chants Of U-S-A! (Video)
We Are Sure These Mysterious Vote Tally Changes In Broward County, Florida, Are No Problem At All
Rush Limbaugh Thinks Chris Christie Is A Big Fat Fool
Looks Like Tagg Romney Has Already Leaked Next Week's 'Election' 'Results'
Mitt Romney, With A Week To Think About It: Only A Crazy Person Would Try To Privatize FEMA!
Michael Brown On Sandy: Why The Big Hurry? It's Only A Hurricane, Not Benghazi
Here, Hippies, Is Your Dumb Astrological Election Prediction
Sad Pundits: Why Won't Insiders Tell Us Who Will Win The Election?
NJ Sen. Bob Menendez Proves Old Truism: Dude, Pay Your Hookers
Wingnut Poetry Critic Just Asking: Does Poem By 19-Year-Old Barack Obama Reveal Subtle Jew-Hating?
Election 2012: Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid
Megan McCain Wants to Know if Her Party Will Betray God, Acknowledge Existence of Climate Change
Steve King Off Message About GOP's Specific Plans To Screw Over Disaster Victims
God-Like Mitt Romney Imparts Great Gift Of Lying To Grateful Wisconsin Poll-Watchers
Nanny State RINO New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Cancels Children's Holiday, Inpeach!
Hero Texas A.G. Won't Let Foreigns Sap & Impurify His Precious Voterly Fluids
Mitt Romney Explains 'Fictional Football Team Show' Friday Night Lights To Hu-Mans
WND: Nefarious Obama Made Jan. 20 A Sunday So Blacks Could Riot On Inauguration/MLK Day
Wingnut Reverend Teaches Us 3 Words Wrecking US Amercia: Tolerance, Diversity, & ... Uh, Oops!
Wingnut Matt Barber Calmly Explains Why 'Obama's HHS' Is Pretty Much A Pedophile
Mitt Romney's Guide To Flood Management
Mitt Romney Can Kiss Chris Christie’s Fat Ass
Here Is Your New 'Backwards B' Girl, She Is A Gay Guy From Wisconsin
Cindy McCain, Philanthropist & Humanitarian, Simply Loves This Weather!
Cool Republican Bro Had Fun Spreading Dumb Fake Hurricane Rumors Last Night
Fox News Reveals Obama 'Watched' Benghazi Attack But Failed To Invade Grenada
A Reminder To You On The East Coast That Mitt Romney Finds Your Travails Hilarious
Ghost Breitbart Notes Hypocrisy In Lack Of Dumb Political Hurricane Jokes
Mitt Romney: Why Can't Amercia Be More Like China?
Mitt Romney Iz In Ur Hurricane, Privatizin Ur FEMA
Watch Paul Ryan’s Wife Janna Stop Herself From Tearing Unemployed Guy’s Throat Out With Her Teeth
Hobos, Come Here To Sell Your Sad Cans Of Hobo Beans, Find Everlasting Love
Daily Caller Shocker: Guy Who Worked For Union Was 'Required' To Do Union Stuff
Mitt Romney Finds Man Who Can Sing 'America The Beautiful' Worse Than He Can
Washington Free Beacon Super Squicked Out By Stinky Girls
Devilish NYPD 'Cannibal Cop' Planned To Cook Women Alive, Was Less Creepy On Rape Than Entire GOP
Wingnuts Terrified: Black Man Coming For, Possibly On, Their Daughters
Watch Ann Dunham Give Birth To Two-Year-Old Toddler Barack Obama In Kenya (Video)
Chuck Grassley’s Postmodern Tweet-Lit Phenom: ‘Assume Deer Dead’
Live-Blogging The Final Ohio Senate Debate: We Just Can't Get Enough Of Smurfy Boy Scout Josh Mandel
A List Of People Who Should Not Be Tried For Treason
History's Greatest Monster Barack Obama Calls Poor Defenseless Mitt Romney A Vile Swear
Hero Maryland Pastor: Vote Against Gay Marriage Or You Should Die
On Behalf Of Fellow Women Everywhere, John McCain Accepts Richard Mourdock’s Rapebortion ‘Apology’
Sad Clown Donald Trump Declines To Release School Records, Because It's 'Stupid'
Megyn Kelly Simply Does Not Care For Those Black Helicopters Coming To Spy On Our Elections
Sarah Palin Will No Longer Be Racist As Soon As She Understands What Racism Is
New AP Poll: Americans Are Dumb And Petty, Like Always (And Also Romney Is Winning)
Ladies In Uproar Over Time-Of-The-Month Science
Bill Clinton Finally Admits: Barack Obama Killed Vince Foster
Ghost Breitbart's 'Happy Cult' Degenerates Into Sad Mess Of Confusion And Backbiting
Elegant Lady Sarah Palin Simply Does Not Care For Negro President's Common 'Shuck And Jive'
Hero Wonketteer Takes To The YouTubes With Bold Counteroffer To Trump
Oregon Man Protesting To Save God's Precious Rape-Babies Stabs Other Man Seven Times
October 24, 2012: The Day Trump Changed Everything (LIVEBLOG)
Florida Genius Protests Obama Taxes By Throwing Money At People
GOP Candidate Richard Mourdock: Why Can’t Dames Understand That Rape-Babies Are God’s Precious Gift?
Trump ‘Bombshell’ II: Michelle Hates Barry, Wanted A Divorce
Walking Morality Tale Lindsay Lohan Really Milking This Whole Undecided ‘Voter’ Thing
Joe The Plumber II: The Bidening
Trump 'Bombshell' Probably That Barack Obama Is A Black Drug Dealer, Obviously
Fox News Cannot Believe Obama Is Unfamiliar With Cutting-Edge Weapon 'The Bayonet'
Mitt Romney Not Waiting Around All Day For You To Return His Call About Your Dead Son, Lady
Fox News Convenes Post-Debate Panel Of Snippy Idiots; Foofaraw Ensues
Sad Coot John McCain Simply Does Not Care For Whippersnapper Obama And His 'Cheap Shots'
U.S. American Mitt Romney Does Not Have Maps
Innovative Californians Discover Key To Boosting Voter Turnout: Free Weed
U.S Americans, Like Such As In The Iraq: Your Foreign Policy Debate Liveblog
Yes, There Will Be A Debate Livebloog Tonight!
Anderson Cooper To Whistleblower: Why Do You Want To Hurt Those Nice Banks?
Intrepid Conservative Blogger Magnificently Exposes Massive Hofstra-Based Conspiracy
Ghost Breitbart: Murdoch's Wall Street Journal Now Part Of Obama's Propaganda Machine
Not-Muslim Mitt Romney Receives Valuable Bigotry And Endorsement From Texas Church
Bob Dole A Total Communist Now, Apparently
This Is Not The Voter Fraud Virginia Republicans Are Looking For
'Macaca' Legend George Allen Determined To Destroy Wonkette By Being Boring
Super Cool Construction Worker From Scott Brown Ad Has Awesome Thoughts On 'Faggots' And Jews
Megyn Kelly: Words Are Their Own Opposites, Obama Double-Plus-Ungood
Ohio Soup Kitchen Obviously The Real Villain In Paul Ryan's Dishwatergate
College Newspaper Editorial Simply Does Not Care For Your Unseemly Obama Graffiti Of Chalk
Dilbert Creator Scott Adams Endorses Murderer Romney To Fight Murder
Daily Caller Explains It Was Named After 'The Time Dick Cheney Shot That Guy In The Face'
Lawrence O'Donnell Not Amused By Mitt Romney's 'Over The Line' Al Smith Dinner Standup Set (Video)
Live Blooging The Last Death Rattle Of Illinois Congressman Joe Walsh
Soon We Will Not Have Joe Walsh To Kick Around With Tammy Duckworth's Mechanical Feet
Lazy Slut Who Did No Work Dinesh D’Souza ‘Resigns’ From Million Dollar Christian College Prez Gig
Scott Brown Pretty Much Asking People Who Lost Loved Ones To Mesothelioma To Punch Him In The Nads
Minnesota Congressman Keith Ellison Correctly Calls Opponent 'Scumbag' In Totally Harmonious Debate
Filthy iPads Finally Murder Newsweek Print Edition
Children’s Party Clown Bradlee Dean Thinks Rachel Maddow Is A Gross Ugly Lesbo
America, Meet Your Newest Presidential Assassin: Candy Crowley
Mitt Romney To Fellow Plutocrats: Tell Peasant Employees They Will Get Fired If They Vote For Obama
Wingnuts Furious: Shameless Lawbreaker Michelle Obama Briefly Clapped For Her Husband At Debate
Maria Bartiromo: Obama Was Too Mean To Citigroup CEO Vikram Pandit And So He Quit
Fox’s Megyn Kelly Has Questions About The Liberal Communist Maoist Questions Picked For The Debate
Candy Crowley Did, But Didn't, But Actually Did Back Down From Correcting Mittens On Libya
Don't Turn Off The Lights: The Most Frightening Moment Of The Obama-Romney Rumble
Humble Gent Mitt Romney Tells President Of United States Of America To STFU
Fox News Watergates Debate Transcript; Erases Four Worst Minutes Of Mitt Romney’s Life
The Inevitable 'Who Wore It Best?' Michelle Obama vs. Ann Romney Smackdown
Help Belt-Deprived Urban Youths Defeat Prison Culture, Droopy Drawers
South Carolina Politician Joined The Klan For A While, Wasn't Super Into It
'Bout To Get Rowdy Rowdy And Debate It 'Bate It
Why Won’t Feminists Stop Destroying Marriage, Asks Dinesh D’Souza’s Extra Fiancée
Fox Nation Super-Stoked On Romney's Domination Of Pre-Debate Coin-Toss
What Poo Is Dribbling From Tucker Carlson's Mouth Today?
Arizona National Guard Recruits Unwilling Homeless People Into ‘Most Dangerous Game’
American Family Association Puts End To Travesty Of Children Being Nice To Each Other
Abusive Ogre Barack Obama Forces Hillary Clinton Into Taking Responsibility For Her Department
Paul Ryan Loves Poors So Much He Didn’t Even Punch This Homeless Man In The Face (Video)
Chick-Fil-A Grifts For More Of That Sweet, Sweet Anti-Gay Cash
Ohio Senate Candidate Josh Mandel Loves Women So Much, Has A Mom And Wife And Everything
George W. Bush Will Paint You Like One Of His French Girls
Dishwatergate: Paul Ryan Dishwashing Scandal Worse Than Ever Imagined
Yes, Virginia, There Is A (Sad Befuddled Old Man Running For Congress Who Thinks He Is) Santa Claus
Internet Wants To Buy Old Handsome Joe Biden A Trans Am For Teh Lulz, Charity
Crown Heights Cops Tenderly Wake Sleeping Homeless Dude With Their Fists
Wingnuts Outraged: Infiltrators Keep Making GOP Look Super Racist For No Reason At All
Not-Racist Shopkeeper: Obama Is An Ooga-Booga Witch Doctor Negro
Fox News 'Doctor' Just Asking If Joe Biden Has Dementia, That's All
Which Of These Election-Themed Cabbage Patch Dolls Will Murder You In Your Sleep?
In Shocking Move, Banks Pocket Cash Meant For Homeowners
Rad Dudes Riot For Totally Good Reason That Isn’t Stupid At All
'Joe' the 'Plumber' Has No Time For 'Debates'
Wise Teen Girl Proves Benefits Of Home-Schooling: Being Gay Turns You Into A Duck
Bankers, Please Feel Free To Stab Any Cab Driver You Wish
Five Shockingly Living People Who Endorsed Mitt Romney
Pollster’s Mean Questions Make Big Tough Conservatives Weep
A Children's Treasury of Butthurt Reactions To Joe Biden's Debate Demeanor
Rick Santorum Doesn't Care If You Murder Your Tiny Little Unborn Baby
Old Bald Liberal Jews Mistake Congressional Debate For WWE Ring (Video)
Gallaudet University's Diversity Officer Not Really A Fan Of Diverse People
Florida To Get Flaming Tap Water, Officially Become Hell
Vice-Presidential Debate Live-Bloog: Paul ‘The Kid’ Ryan Takes On Old Handsome Joe
Mitt Romney: None Of You Poors Die, I Think?
Should You Give An Opinion On Rape?
Fall In Love With Old Handsome Joe Biden All Over Again
Sorry, Ohio Dems, But Pile Of Manure Dumped At Your Headquarters Is Sort Of Completely Hilarious
Hero Utah Congressman Jason Chaffetz Outs Pretty Much Entire CIA
You Guys, We Are Starting To Worry About Fox & Friends' Brian Kilmeade
Wall Street Journal: To Use The Word 'Liar Is To Kill Six Million Jews
Aussie Prime Minister Broad Natters On And On, Won't Shut Trap About 'Sexism'
House Science Committee Member Paul Broun Has Excellent Reason For Believing Science Is Of The Devil
And Now Is When We Watch Scott Brown And Elizabeth Warren Finally Fall In Love
'Jail Is For Democrats,' Explains Awesome Racist Drunk GOP Mom On Way To Pokey
Jack Welch: People Making Fun Of Me Is Worse Than A Siberian Gulag
Pollster To O'Reilly: Romney Is So Far Ahead In Invisible Polls That I Quit
Smoke Em If You Got Em: Appeals Court To Decide Whether You Can Get Hiiiiighhhh
Totally Sane New Randall Terry Ad Says Samuel L. Jackson Is Genociding Black Babies
It's Okay, You Guys, Sarah Palin Is Just 'Writing' A Fitness 'Book'
Watch Tea Party Godfather Rick Santelli Blubber About the Jobs Report Conspiracy
You Guys, Sarah Palin Is Wasting Away!
Overcompensating Millionaire With Cartoonishly Large House Threatens Employees With Chain Letter
Insane, Crabby Lesbian Jack Welch Quits 'Fortune' Like A Little Bitch
Fox News Starting To Get A Wee Bit Cocky
Good Job, Barry! Big Bird Totally Voting For Romney Now
OMFG Your Precious Hand-Knit Etsy Hipster Item Is Totes Racist, LOL
Angela Merkel Enjoys Traditional Greek Hospitality, Rage
Tagg Romney To Be Our New George W. Bush
Hollywood Liberals Conspire To Give R Rating To Children's Film About Andrew Breitbart
California Gas Prices Still Out Of Effing Control
BREAKING: Obama's Campaign Site Rejects Fraudulent Donation
New Pew Poll Shows End Of Democratic Party As We Know It
Bible-Loving Arkansas House Candidate Wants Us To Kill All The Children, For Jesus
Romney Talks War Stuff Without Actually Promising More Wars, What A Wuss
Heroic Truth-Teller Mark Steyn: Big Bird Killed Our Ambassador In Libya
Hero Congressman Defends America From Commie Socialist Nuns
Mitt Romney Molested By Over-Enthusiastic Floridian (Video)
Old Handsome Joe Biden Will Buy You A Douche
Completely Heterosexual Alleged Sex Offender Is A Good Scouting Role Model
Justice Scalia Full Of Interesting Opinions About Your Sodomy
Hero Arkansas Rep. Pens Fabulous Paean To Slavery And Nazism
Sundays With The Christianists: A 'World History' Textbook For Home-Schooled Child Laborers
The Jon Stewart & Bill O'Reilly Debate-Like Thing, 8 PM Saturday: We'll Blog It Live!
Hero Rep. Paul Broun Takes Bible-Based Stand Against Hell-Spawned Lies of 'Science'
Washington Free Beacon Exclusive: The BLS Is Full Of Pedophiles
Bob Kerrey Nabs King Tut Endorsement
Great Beat, You Can Dance To It: Old Man Warbles Truths About Gay Obama Being Gay
WND Journalism About Gay Obama's Arranged Marriage To Lazy Michelle Not At All Racist
Panty-Related Rumor Roils County Prosecutor Race In Ohio
Oh Look Here Is Cheating Cheater Mitt Romney Pulling Illegal Notes Out At The Debate (Updated)
Washington Post's Sally Quinn Does Magick, Knows God Loves Mitt Romney
Ghost Mr. Rogers Will Help Save PBS From That Mean Old Mitt Romney
Insanely Low New Unemployment Numbers Mean Barack Obama Did 9/11
University Of Wisconsin Profs: This Campus Is No Place For Speech
Ann Romney To Simper And Smirk And Make Love To Us All As Guest Host Of Good Morning America
Florida Politicians Sure Do Love Paying For Sex
HALF-ISH EXCLUSIVE: It Took A Nation of Millions To Hold Back James O’Keefe’s Racist Boston Video
Dry Your Eyes, Wonkers, Here Is Your Precious Fightin' President
Stunning Maine GOP Discovery: Dem Challenger Is Socialist Video Game Psycho
Detroit Police Chiefs Just Can't Stop Doing Sex On Their Lady Cops
Walmart Strike Means No More Cedar Cheese or Those Cakes We Like
Finally, A Way We Can Just Pay Our Taxes Directly to the Job Creators and Cut Out the Middle Man
Oh No Democrats It Is Time For Your Mass Suicide!
Ultimate Lectern Fighting 2012: Liveblogging Mitt & Barack’s First Debate
ZingFest 2012 Is Almost Upon Us
Caption Contest: What Is TBN Loon Paul Crouch Up To In Jerusalem?
Your Handy-Dandy Wonkette Debate Drinking Game
Wonkette Has Always Depended On The Kindness Of Strangers
Wacky Ohio Nuns’ Video Says Women Who Use Contraceptives Make Men Gay
Fuddy-Duddy Bush Lawyer Rains On Romney Middle East Torture Parties
Fox & Friends' Brian Kilmeade Declines Commission In Tucker Carlson's White Knights
Destroying Democracy Thirty-Five Days Early: Ohio Voting Edition
Tucker Carlson Wants You To Enlist In Race War Against Jive-Talking President
Rick Sanchez On How Romney Can Win Tonight's Debate: Explain Jobs More Better
How Is Todd Akin Helping Claire McCaskill Today?
Matt Drudge Has Found Barack Obama's Whitey Tape For Real This Time He Swears
What Racist Bombshell Will Matt Drudge Drop Tonight?
David Brooks Pens Stirring Debate Statement For Imaginary Mitt Romney (Who Is Actually David Brooks)
Blackmail! Nudie Pix! First Cousins/Lovers! Here Is The Best City Goverment In Florida!
George Will: As We See From Baseball, Black Dudes Have It Made
Rupert Murdoch's New York Post Furious U.S. President Sometimes Visits U.S. Cities
Future Michigan Tea Party Congressman Will Rescue Us From A Bachmann-Less Future
Sad Republicans Will Be Unable To Steal Pennsylvania
Here Is Your Gif Of Elizabeth Warren Trying And Failing Not To Laugh At Scott Brown
Massachusetts Senate Live Blog: The Thrilla In Vanilla
Tonight At 7PM: Hunk With Truck Faces Professor With Dresser
What ‘Porn Star’ Sex Acts Did Extremely Normal Allen West Demand Of His Lady Wife?
Ann Romney Worries About Mitt's Brain Parts If He's Elected
Watch Nancy Pelosi Try To Murder A Goat, For Satan
Do Not Spray Silly String On This Philly Cop, Ladies
Everyone In Congress Choking Lindsay Lohan
Romney Cannot Out-Debate Handsome, Talented Barack Obama, Says Romney Spokeswoman
Sundays With The Christianists: A ‘World History’ Textbook To Haunt Your Home-Schooled Dreams
Midwest Madness: Your Wisconsin Senate Debate Liveblog!
Sad Face: Wonkette Bread And Butter Michele Bachmann May Be In Trouble
How Is Missouri Senate Candidate Todd Akin Setting His Compound On Fire Today?
Former CEO of Merrill Lynch Has Some Very Pressing Questions About His Executive Pay
Well-Regarded Mitt Romney Still Not Quite As Beloved As George W. Bush
Netanyahu: Iran Almost Capable Of Building A Cartoon Bomb
Mormons Apparently Not Allowed To Do Sex With Their Mouths
Scott Brown: Did I Mention Elizabeth Warren Said She Is Indian?
RNC Shocked That Firm Known For Voter Fraud Was Doing Voter Fraud For RNC
Gentleman Scholar Todd Akin Laments Claire McCaskill's Loss Of Ladydom
Mitt Romney To Stone Cold Politifact Barack Obama
Wingnuts Furious Media Ignored Huge Crowds at Romney Rallies That Are Actually Obama Rallies
Scott Brown Warns Elizabeth Warren To Stop Her Racist Tomahawk-Chopping And War Whoops
CNN Tells Of Harrowing Dangers Mitt Romney Faced In 1968 France (While Avoiding The Vietnam War)
Romney Website: Mitt Romney Just Cold Saving People's Lives Right And Left
Did Elizabeth Warren Illegally Practice Law In Massachusetts, By Which We Mean New Jersey?
Totally Compassionate Paul Ryan Is Our New Quayle Palin
'The Left' Is Anti-Science Because Of Hippies, Says New Dumb Book
Socialized ER Care Is Such A Sweet Deal, Unless You Have Ball Cancer
Who Is Chris Christie Yelling at Today?
Look Who Suddenly Supports Labor Now That Scabs Are Messing With Football (Hint: It Is Scott Walker)
Cherokee Nation Chief Would Like Brown's Staff To Can It With The War Whoops
Pamela Geller’s Super-Racist Anti-Muslim Subway Ads Turning Strangers Into Friends
Confuzzled Florida Republican Stalked By Phantom Occupy Burglars
Paul Ryan, 'Reportedly,' Simply Does Not Care To Take Calls From His Stinky Old Boss
Climate Change Will Kill Pretty Much Everyone, Says Report About To Be Ignored
Virginia GOP Group Definitely, Definitely Not Racist
Allen West Does Hilarious Allen West Impression, Will Murder U.N. With Bald Eagle Of Death
Daily Caller Now Investigating Random Military Retirees for Seditious Keith Olbermann Fandom
Sad Mitt Romney Tries Unsuccessfully To Lead Chant Of His Own Name
Oh Yeah, Mitt’s Mormon Mexican Cousin Thinks We Should Legalize It Also Too
Hillary Clinton Aide Invites Buzzfeed Reporter To Do Sexual Congress Elsewhere
Todd Akin Explains Inner Workings of Democracy In Language You Can Understand
Elizabeth Warren Explains Why She Wants You To Be Free To Get Hiiiggggh
Scott Brown Sorry Elizabeth Warren Forced His Staffers To Do Indian War Whoops By Being Indian
Bryan Fischer: Maybe Christians Can Vote For A Mormon (If They Use Hand Sanitizer And Pray)
Nice Black Lady On Fox And Friends Makes Responsible Slavery Comparison
Kidney-Failure Lady Humiliated For Being On Food Stamps Probably Won’t Vote Because Obamacare Kills
Watch Out, America: Handsome Joe Biden Wants To Snuggle You
Mitt Romney's Mexican Mormon Cousin: Amnesty For Everyone!
CEO Pay Unnecessarily High, Say Commie Liberal Academics in Their 'Study'
Weekly Standard: Filthy Rich Romney Gave Far More To 'Charity' Than Did Merely Wealthy Joe Biden
Mitt Romney Isn't Telling Us Exactly How He Will Ruin The Housing Sector
Gentleman Mitt Romney To Uppity Teacher: ‘I Didn’t Ask You a Question’
Romney: Healthcare Through Emergency Rooms Is A Pretty Sweet Deal
Don’t Worry, Republicans, We Have Found These Awesome Made-Up Polls For You
Science Genius Mitt Romney Thinks Airplane Windows Should Open
The Obama Dystopia: Kids Complain About School Lunch For First Time Ever
Newt Gingrich Still Angling For Job As Governor of Moon
Sundays With The Christianists: A ‘World History’ Textbook For Your Home-Schooled Darlings
Herman Cain Says He'd Be Doing Better Than Loser Mitt Romney, Because Of Deep Thoughts
GOP Source: Mitt Romney Threw ‘Tantrum’ At Univision ‘Brownface’ Forum
WND Has Creative Theory: Murdered Libyan Ambassador Was Gay, Just Like Obama
Mitt Romney Is One Glorious Tax Faker
The Bidens Are Bogarting All The Sex
Wonkette Book Club: Should The South Just Go Ahead And Secede?
Hey Why Are All These Mexican Mormons Drinking Tequila All The Time Anyway?
Olds Tear Paul Ryan Into Bloody Paul Ryan Chunks At AARP Conference
Chris Wallace Rumbles With Peggy Noonan For Control Of The Gang
Pennsylvania Voter ID Sponsor Simply Does Not Care For Lazy 47% ID-Less Bums
At Last, Rush Limbaugh Knows Who To Blame For His Tiny Penis
Mitt Romney Now Rambling About Beautiful Clouds
Ann Romney Wants You To Cry For Her, Argentina (Audio!)
Live Blogging Your Elizabeth Warren/Scott Brown Deathmatch (Pt. One Of Four)
Mitt's Mexican Family: In Which The Mormons Accidentally Start Shooting Up The Cartels
Yes We Will Live-Bloog Elizabeth Warren Schoolmarming That Dreamy Scott Brown
Hero Congressman Calls For Shoving Military Gays Back Into Closet
GOP Has Vapors Over Harry Reid Slapping Mitt Romney On Senate Floor
Texas Patriot Lynches Obama Chair
Sorry, But Ann Romney Does Not Think You People Are As Classy As Her Horse
Lynyrd Skynyrd Latest Victims Of Obama's Thought Police
Watch Fox & Friends Try to Roast Tiny Marshmallows With Their Hands
Mitt Romney Totally Loves Welfare Now, You Guys
Mitt Romney Dons Brownface For Forum With Mexicans
Ghost Michael Jackson's Abortion Jamz
Get Ready For Your Boycott And Counter-Boycott, Dos Equis
Romney: The Things I Say All The Time Are Debunked And Selectively Edited
White People Correct: This Black Man Is The Real Racist
Watch Mexican Mormons Complain About Being Murdered All The Time Constantly By The Cartels
Romney Tape Is Missing Two Minutes That Will Probably Lose Obama The Election
Rick Perry Totally Going To Fight Satan Now
Mitt Romney Stared Into the Abyss
Wonkette's Handy Explainer Of Pennsylvania's Voter ID Supreme Court Case, With Dick Jokes
Noted Media Ethicist James O'Keefe Thinks You Are Creepy, Mother Jones
Mitt Romney Is An Idiot For Letting Clint Eastwood Speak, Explains Clint Eastwood
John Sununu: Barack Obama Is Pretty Much Pol Pot, Because 'Government'
The Police Remembered Occupy Wall Street’s One Year Anniversary!!!
Even David Brooks Thinks Mitt Romney's 47% Comments 100% Dickish
Mitt's Mexican Family, Part Two: Homicidal Polygamist Goes On Blood Atonement Spree
'Israeli-Palestinian Conflict Too Hard To Solve,' Says Forceful Leader Mitt Romney
Five Ways Mitt Romney Could 'Save' History's Worst-Ever Campaign If That Were At All Possible
White Newborns, Mitt Romney Will Speak For You
Host for Romney's 'Half Of America Can Get Bent' Speech Is Big Fan Of Sexxytime Pool Parties
Video: Mitt Romney Really, Really (Really) Does Not Care For You People
Emo Clarence Thomas Watches Saving Private Ryan To Buck Himself Up
New Black Panther Party Set To Make White People Feel Mildly Uncomfortable
DNC Charades Winner Jennifer Granholm Was Once Sex-Kitten Dating Game Tramp
Ben Bernanke's Hip-Hop Barbecue Will Probably Not Create Jobs
The Cartels, Mitt's Mexican Mormon Family, And MURDER
Newsweek Explores 'Muslim Rage' Through Stupid Cover
Rodeo Clown Figgers Rodeo-Goers Will Just Love Racist Joke About Michelle Obama
Texas Declares Living Voters Dead; Will Maybe Not Declare Them Zombies And Shoot Them
Fox & Friends Embarrassed By Youth Even Douchier Than They Are
Texas Cosmetology Class Closed Due To Gayness
Horrible Dragon Lady Liz Cheney Thinks Czechoslovakia Is Still A Thing
Barack Obama Racistly Kills Babies That Look Like Congressman’s Babies
Mitt Romney Might Be a Little Out of Touch
At Last, There Is A Website For Your Homoerotic Presidential Fan Fiction
Stupidest Man On The Internet Thinks Obama Thanked Libyan President For Killing Our Diplomats
A Children's Treasury Of Your Wonkette's War On New York City
The Solution To Our Troubled World's Ills: Mitt Romney
Charlie Crist Tells Hugging Dude: You Know What I’m Here For
America Roughly As Infested With Poors As It Was Last Year
The Lord Jesus Hates Dr Pepper And You Should Too
Romney Camp's Crisis Management Tip: Things And Their Opposites Can Both Be True
Nancy Pelosi Apparently Does Not Care For That Whippersnapper Rep. Paul Ryan
Romney's World: With The Middle East On Fire, He Would Like Us To Help Rename His Plane
Sources: America's Sweetheart Monica Lewinsky To Open Wide, Tell All
Mitt Romney Seems To Think 'Obama Wants Fewer Wars' Will Make People Not Vote For Him Or Something
Jon Kyl To U.S. Embassy: Stop Raping Yourself
Anti-Abortion Ohio Representative Has Never Thought About Why Women Would Want One
Gay Fired Romney Foreign Policy Spokesperson Pretty Sure Your Wonkette Responsible For All This Mess
A Children's Treasury Of Wonkette's War With Philadelphia
Rand Paul: Stealing From the Government Just Like Being a Jewish Family During the Holocaust
NRO Simply Does Not Care For ‘Insane’ Questions About Romney’s Bizarre Libya Statement
Mitt Romney Is the Greatest Statesman of All Time
Mitt Romney Does Not Care What You Tell Your Stupid Gaybies
New York City, It Is Time To Get Your Drinky Thing War On
Five U.S. Diplomats Dead In Egypt, Libya; Mitt Romney Was FRIST On The Internet!!!
Sarah Palin Wishes Barack Obama Had A Bigger Penis
Journalism Hero ‘Twitter’ Bravely Supports First Amendment, Dirty Hippies
Poor Fox & Friends Forced To Retract Easily Disprovable Lie
Breitbart Takes 'Fact-Check' Craze To Logical Conclusion: Bin Laden Is Alive, GM Is Dead
Small Businessman Built That, Sits On Throne Of Non-Union Lies
Joe Arpaio Cancels Birtherpalooza Festival When No One Buys Tickets
A Children's Treasury Of Your Wonket In Your Nation's Glorious Capitol
Wingnuts Furious: Obama Hugged A White Guy
Fringe Catholic Nut-Job Says Michelle Obama Got Hillary's Christmas Tree Decoration Crack Pipes
No, GM Is Not Losing $49K On Every Volt; Reuters Just Fails at Basic Business Math
Fox & Friends: How Is Godless Obama Hating Our Lord Jesus Today?
Obama Briefly Perplexed By Unfamiliar Phone, Tech Stocks Tumble
Never Forget The Summer Bin Laden Briefly Distracted Us From Saddam Hussein
Romney Campaign: The Entire Rest Of The World Is A ‘Shiny Object’
Dick Cheney Bombshell: Barack Obama Caused 9/11 By Ignoring All His Daily Briefings
Is Paul Ryan On The Marijuana?
Wells Fargo Even Sorrier After Second Time It Foreclosed on Wrong House
Liberal Media Cover-Up: D'Souza's Obama-Bashing Movie Was Mildly Successful On Slow Weekend
Barack Obama Now Committing Crimes Of Plagiarism Against Himself And Your Wonkette
Fifteen Percent Of Ohio Republicans: Mitt Romney Killed Bin Laden
For Bill O'Reilly's Birthday, We Will Do It Live
The Romney Campaign Wants You To Believe, Media
Warblog Wonkette To Invade Philadelphia 'Drinking Liberally' Party, Kill It
How Is Chicago Thug Barack Obama Threatening People Today?
Mitt Romney Takes Four Different Positions On Pre-Existing Conditions In Twelve Hours
Old Handsome Joe Biden Just Messing With Us Now
Washington Times Stakes Out DNC Prayer Room; Bothers, Judges People
Prince Harry To Unsheath His Mighty Sword
Mitt Romney Didn’t Ignore The Troops, He Said ‘Military’ Like Twice
Televangelist Explains How His Jebus Books Brought Down The Berlin Wall
Yes We Are Inviting Old Handsome Joe Biden To Our DC Wonkette Drinky Thing Tonight
Wells Fargo Accidentally Forecloses on Wrong House, Throws Away Couple's Precious Memories
GOP Rep: Student Loans Will Lead To A Holocaust Run By German-Americans, Obviously
GOP Puts Politics In Terms That Lady Voters Can Understand
Stand Up For God By Giving Allen West Your Money
Here Is Your New Barack Obama Getting You Pregnant Live-Blog So We Do Not Break The Internet
Live-Blogging Barack Obama Getting You Pregnant Right Through The Television
A Children's Treasury Of Random Wackadoodles Standing Outside The DNC, Plus Victoria Jackson
Forbes Explains Why You People Need More Horrible Rich Ladies Like Gina Rinehart
John Sununu Knows The Real Story Behind Michelle Obama's Dress
Not At All Racist or Sexist National Review Staff Tells You Why Not to Vote For The President
We Will Have This Party In DC, It Will Be So Great, We Will Call It 'Late Night Shots'
Charlotte Day Two Maybe: Dave Weigel Is A Crazy Bitch
DNC Night Two: The Professor and Hillary Clinton's Husband
DNC Delegates Finally Resolve This 'God' Business By Going Insane
Romney Campaign Announces Its Perfunctory Black Outreach Thingy
Freepers Excited About Prospects Of New Civil War, Yet Again
Michael Dukakis Just Stone Cold Trash-Talking Everybody At The DNC
Ohio Secretary of State John Husted Refuses to Comply With Court Order That Would 'Confuse' Voters
Computer Fiends Kidnap Romney's 1040 Forms, Demand Fake Nerd Money For Ransom
Quitter Obama Moves Speech Inside, As If A Lil' Lightning Ever Hurt Anybody
Twitter Elects Michelle Obama President of Speeches
America's Greatest Artist Jon McNaughton's New Painting May Be Too Subtle
DNC Night 1: From Abortion To Zabortion, Everything You Want And Need
North Dakota Senate Candidate Rick Berg Will Send You To Prison For Your Rapebortion
American Literature Saved! Bin Laden Death Porn Displaces Actual Porn As #1 Best-Seller
Zombie Breitbart Now, Somehow, Perturbed By The Word “Slut”
Terrified DNC Reporters Trapped Inside Filthy Butthole Murder Motels, Nation Laughs
National Empty Chair Day: A Measured Response To Mild Mockery Of Clint Eastwood
Science: Mitt Romney's RNC Speech Most Terrible In History
Hello Charlotte, Ready To Rumble?
Eric Cantor Honors America's Unsung Managerial Class on Labor Day
A Children's Treasury Of Dancing And Hijinks From Your Atlanta Drinky Thing
Your Labor Day Explainer Of Why None Of Us Have Jobs
Houston Schools Bravely Protect Students From Deliberately Fake Science Book
Why, Don't Forget Your Atlanta And Charlotte Drinky Things And Meets-Up, You Sweet Ol' Thing!
Peggy Noonan Saw a (New) Mexican (Governor)
Forbes Helpfully Explains Why 'Careers' Are for Olds
Michele Bachmann's Compelling Logic: Obama Is 'Extremely Wealthy' So Vote Romney
RNC Delegate Offended That a 'Mexican' Works at Epcot Center's America
A Brief Interlude From Today's Joe Biden Pool Report
Judge Restores Early Voting To All Ohioans Because He Hates The Troops
Karl Rove To Murder Todd Akin, Maybe
Matt Taibbi Explains Why You Should Hate Mitt Romney Even More Than You May Have Hated Him Yesterday
Fox News Suddenly Loves Hollywood Elitists After Clint Eastwood Yelled At A Chair
Michelle Obama Does Topless Magazine Cover For Filthy Europeans
Here Is A Picture Of Your Wonket With Clint Eastwood, Right After His Terrific RNC Speech
Clint Eastwood Cries All The Time, Berates Chairs
And Now We Shall Live-Bloog The Ultimate Of Everything, Tampa-Styley
Lindsey Graham Would Like To Feed On White Male Anger
Condi Rice Can't Really Name Any Obama Foreign Policy Failures, Except Maybe Bowing
Nice Old Woman At Romney Event Just Wants A First Lady Who 'Looks Like A First Lady'
World's Worst Woman And World's Richest Woman Are Coincidentally Very Same Person
Jan Brewer Loves Barack Obama Sooooo Much, Wants To Vote For Him And Have His Grandbabies
RNC Offers Video Tributes To Ron Paul, Other Losers
The Lying Lies of Paul Ryan, Who Lies
It Is Not Very Hard To Get Kicked Out Of A Politico Party Apparently
God Too Lazy To Destroy New Orleans Homosexualistas A Second Time
Liveblogging Tampa Wednesday: Rand Paul Ryan Rubio Olympians?
Your Wednesday Tampa Liveblogging Details!
Emergency Cartoon Violence: Dick Morris Has Some Terrible/Hilarious Cartoons On His Website
Ronald Reagan May Give Greatest Performance By Pretending To Tolerate Mitt Romney From The Grave
Ron Paul Just Doesn't Get Why The GOP Can't Let Him Have Everything
Romney Campaign Throws Fancy Party on Cayman Island Yacht
Author of SC Voter ID Law Said 'Amen' To Racist Email, Admits It Was Maybe Bad Idea
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DC Statehood Push Now Officially Terrorist Organization
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Mitt Romney Actually Going To Be A Good Husband This Time
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That Wacky Dinesh D'Souza Obamapocalypse Documentary: All The Rage in Cinema!
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Mazel Tov And L'Chaim To That SC Governor Who Ran Off To Argentina And His New Mistress Betrothed!
Constitutional Crisis: Wingnuts Furious After Obama Calls Top Navy SEAL 'Master Chief' Or Something
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Deranged Former LA Times Writer Furious Obama Made Self-Deprecating Joke
Mitt Romney Won't Release Tax Returns Because He Doesn't Want To Brag About His Charity
GOP's New 'Joe The Plumber,' 'Chris The Baker,' Just As Tawdry As The Last One
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BREAKING: Assange Eludes Extradition, Flees To Ecuador In Elaborate Masquerade
Louisiana Thinks Funding School Run By ‘Apostle And Prophet’ Is Somehow Constitutional
Ha Ha, Look At How Todd Akin's Campaign Tries To Spin Losing By 10 Points
Former Iraq Ambassador Ryan Crocker Arrested For DUI, Hit-And-Run
Scott Brown's Voting Record Should Be Off-Limits, Says Scott Brown
What Is Al Franken Famous For Today? (Hint: It Is ‘Rape Jokes’)
Mom-Hating Major Networks To Show Repeats of Dumb Shows Rather Than Ann Romney’s Speech
NPR Now Eight Millionth Outlet To Shake Stern Finger In Mitt Romney's Lying Face
Fox News Reveals (Possible) Name of Secret SEAL War Hero Author Guy!
Your Morning Nice Time Post: Roanoke Car Dealer Does Not Douche On Gay Person
NH Sheriff Candidate: The Constitution Demands I Kill Abortion Doctors
Caption Contest! The President's Meat
Tampa Totally Going To Cancel Republican Convention Just Because Of Tiny Little Act Of God
Mitt Romney To Nutter Rapey Doctor Last Year: 'We Agree On Almost Everything'
Nothing Comes Between Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown And His Calvins
Texas Judge Wants Tax Increase To Help Law Enforcement Fend Off Obama's U.N. Takover
Rep. Joe Walsh Just Doesn't Get Why Everyone Slammed Todd Akin Like That
GOP Convention’s ‘We Built It!’ Theme Night To Be Held In Arena That Government Built
Real Americans: It’s Those Other People Taking Government Handouts Who Are The Problem
Washington GOP Senate Candidate F-Bombs Reporter For Asking Questions About The News
Wyoming: November's Inevitable GOP Domination Offset By Hilarious Folksy Primary
Tom Friedman Bravely Calls For 'Conservative' Party To Basically Do Everything Obama's Done
NRO: Ladies Should Love Mitt Romney Because Of Gold-Digging, And Having Daughters Made Obama Gay
God Due To 'Stand His Ground' Against Tampa's Republican Convention, With Hurricane Maybe
GOP Platform Jerk Does Douchey Fist Pump Over Denying DC Representation Forever
Phyllis Schlafly And Bryan Fischer Pretty Much Think Todd Akin Is Jesus
Akin Clarifies Clarification: Women Just Constantly Lie About Rape All The Time
Koch Brothers' Brother Builds Old-Timey Western Town In Which To Properly Go Galt
Karl Rove’s Charity Has Very Charitable Purpose Of Buying Election For Mitt Romney
Todd Akin's Final Answer: He's In It To Win It! (Also Too, 9/11)
Wingnut Boycotters Take Credit For Starbucks' Business Cycle, JC Penney's Lousy Management
Rep. Steve King: I Have Never Heard Of Teenagers Getting Pregnant Except The Ones I Described
Caption Contest! Mitt And Ann Romney Are On A Boat
Todd Akin Straightforwardly Accepts Responsibility For Deeply Loving Rape Victims
Guardian Rolls Out Comedy Section With Paean to Ayn Rand
Romney to Student: He Will Give Her All The Jobs She Could Want
Anti-Gay Group Leader Frothing Over 'Hate Group' Label Was Totally Gay-Married To David Duke
Idiot Booze-Soaked Hank Williams Jr. Applauded By Iowa Fairgoers For Exposing Obama's Muslim Secret
Todd Akin Explains 'Legitimate Rape' To Mike Huckabee With Wheelchairs And 9/11
Civil Rights: Warlord Condi Rice & Some Plutocrat Finance Lady Allowed To Join Fancy Golf Club
Meghan McCain Fired From Being Wonkette GOP Gal Pal Bestie
Iceland Discovers That The Economy Has a Liberal Bias
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Hero Elections Officials in Ohio Save Voting Process From Black People
Republican Congressmen Experience The Holy Land By Getting Drunk And Naked In It
New York Times Columnist Bravely Defends Fortune 500 Company From Comedian, Grieving Parents
Missouri Senate Candidate Todd Akin’s Guide to Legitimate vs. Illegitimate Rape
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Kick A Poor With ‘Forbes On Fox’!
We Think We Can All Agree 83-Year-Old Ladies Can Spit On Whomever They Like
Pat Robertson: Don't Touch That Orphan, You Don't Know Where It's Been
The State Department Now Responding To 'HILLARY VP???" Questions With Poetry
Paul Ryan So Mad Obama Didn’t Save GM Plant That Closed Under Bush
Wasilla Gentleman Almost Definitely Wouldn’t Lock Disabled Children In The Attic
Listen Up As Karl Rove Explains Why Seniors Will Flock To GOP To Kill Medicare For Them
'Fox & Friends' Investigates the 'Lesbian Cabal' Running DHS
Secret Service Denies Existence of Any So-Called 'Cupcake Mutiny'
Obama Must Hold Another Hip-Hop Barbecue After Mispronouncing Rap-Man's Name
Business Booming For Hero Baker Who Tells Gross Food Stamp Families To Beat It
Hero Gov Jan Brewer Protects Arizona From Scourge Of DREAM Act Kids Getting Drivers Licenses
Study: CEOs and Incorporated Americans Sure Benefiting From Tax Code They Wrote
Ed Henry Asks The Dumbest Question in American History
Did The Secret Service Thank This Wingnut Baker For 'Standing Up'?
America's Sweetheart Paul Ryan Will Lie Pathologically To Your Face, Stimulus Edition
Tulsa Cop Sues For God-Given Right To Not Have To Talk To Islamics
Mitt Romney Went Back And Looked at His Tax Returns For Us!
We Might Let Some Republicans Into Our Tampa Wonkette Drinky Thing, But Only If They Are Shirtless
Heavy Metal Yowler Dave Mustaine Knows Obama Did All Those Shootings, Probably 9/11 Too
Endless Cummer Begins: Minnesota Pol Caught With Live Boy -- And The Pol Is A Democrat?
Ohio Secretary Of State Turns Car Around, Gives Equal, Crappier Voting Opportunities To All
Ann Romney Has No Idea What Is In Those Tax Returns But Assures You People That They Are Legal
Kentucky GOP Outraged Colleges Want Students to Know Things
Undercover Bathhouse Spy & Michele Bachmann Mentor Wins MN GOP Primary
Everyone Go Sign Mitt Romney’s ‘Stop Hitting Me’ Petition
Let Us Now Add ‘Medicare’ To List Of Things Obama Campaign Is Not Allowed To Say
A Children's Treasury of Donald Trump Hollering At Former Wonkette Writers
Pennsylvania Judge: Voter ID Law Might Not Disenfranchise Like 700,000 Poor People, So, Upheld!
Barack Obama Is One Of Those Annoying People Who Can't Stop Talking About His Home Brew
Sarah Palin Thinks Joe Biden Is An Idiot
Nation’s Troops Up in Arms That Barack Obama Had Them Kill Osama Bin Laden
Mitt Romney: I Am Not Unhinged
Nevada Republican Is Blacker Than Black Opponent Because Basketball!
Vogue Profile of Chelsea Clinton Reveals Her Shocking Coffee Habits, 'Magnetism'
Fox Nation Asks: Paul Ryan And Matt Damon, Separated At Birth?
Romney Declares 'FIRST!' With Savvy, Ludicrous Medicare Ad
Let's Speculate Wildly About A California Congressman's Abrupt Resignation!
Donald Trump To Unleash 'Big Surprise' On Republican National Convention
John Sununu Accuses CNN Of Pilfering Talking Points From the 'Democratic Blog Boards'
Romney Campaign Adds ‘Chains’ To List Of Words Joe Biden Is Not Allowed To Say
'Joe' The 'Plumber' Will Shoot All Your Mexicans For You, Arizona
National Review's Victor Davis Hanson Has Thoughts About Black People
Probably Don't Read This Story About Minnesota's Barack Obama Death-Threat Cat-Murder
Daily Caller Reporter Gotchas All Over Will Ferrell And Zach Galifianakis’s Face
Poor Paul Ryan Reduced to Enduring Hecklers Who Haven’t Even Paid $15 Each to Yell at Him
Joe Walsh: Islam Is Evil And Everywhere! Crazy Man: Okay, Cool, I Have Guns
Florida GOP Primary Raises Level Of Campaign Discourse To 'Slut'
Suspended From School In Mississippi? That’s A Jailing
Paul Ryan Arrests All The Olds At His Events, Probably So He Can Eat Them
Ryan Plan: Mitt Romney Would Create All The Jobs If We Taxed Him Only .82 Percent
Wonkette Salutes Tammy S. Smith, US America's First Openly Gay General
Your Monday Caption Contest: Paul Ryan With This Dead Thing
Newsroom Recap, Season 1 Episode Something: It Is Long Past Time To Fire Maggie
Boston TSA Screeners: Junk Science Failed, So Let's Try Racial Profiling
Caption Contest! Paul Ryan Is Your New Mr. Cool Disguise
Time Travel With Wonkette To The Marvelous Day When John McCain Picked Sarah Palin, America's GILF
Your Wonkette Primer On The Ryan Plan And How It Will Murder America as We Know It
Romney Taps Ryan For VP: Our Tape-Delayed Liveblog To Honor America's Olympians
Meet Your New Vice Presidential Candidate, The One and Only History’s Greatest Monster, Paul Ryan
Noted Ethicist Sarah Palin Murmurs Gently About 'Nauseating' President, Media 'Prostitutes'
Mitt Romney Offers Truce In Which Criticism of Mitt Romney Would Be Banned
WaPo Hack Jennifer Rubin, Show Us Where Barack Obama Touched You With Islam
Breaking: Goldman Sachs Did Not Break Any of Those Laws It Wrote
Vengeful God, Iowa Rep. Steve King, Will Smite Every Bill Obama Ever Signed Into Law
Hot Blog Rumor: Maybe One of Those Huntsman Boys Gabbed To Harry Reid About Romney's Taxes
As Mass Governor, Cartoon Plutocrat Mitt Romney Taxed People For Being Blind
NYT's Mitt Romney Beat-Sweetener Story Curiously Skimpy On Heart-Warmth
DHS Chief Janet Napolitano Sued For Being A Giant Lezzy, Apparently
Turk Says Olympics Turning Ladies To Men, Freepers Torn Between Anti-Feminism And Anti-Turkishness
Barack Obama Adds Playing 'Chase' To Busy Schedule Of Basketball And Golf
Chicken Lady With Gun Teaches Little Girl Valuable Lessons About Private Property, 2nd Amendment
Fred Thompson Explains How Tax Returns Work: Let's Say There's a Guy Watching Pornography...
Michael Gerson: Mitt Romney Must Let Chris Christie Emasculate Him
Why Won't Canada Let This Michigan Man Just Cold Shoot People All The Time, For Whatever?
Exclusive NYT Interview Indicates That Undecided Voters May Despise Politics Entirely
Scott Brown 'Outraged' That Citizens Who Don't Even Own Property Registering To Vote
America's Dad, Joe Walsh, Has Some Fatherly Advice For Barack Obama
Pathetic Loser Donald Trump Will Do The Classiest GOP Wheeling And Dealing (Updated)
Amtrak 'Pulling A Train' (Not The Sex Kind) For Gay Passengers
Breaking: Warrantless Wiretapping Has Been Illegal This Whole Time, Apparently
Conservatives And Liberals Unite To Get Paul Ryan on Presidential Ticket
Street Preachers Threatening To Rape Lesbians At Michigan Pride Event May Be Doing It Wrong
Mitt Romney Just Delighted To Wave Around His Blood-Soaked Death Squad Dollars
Ohio May Choose The Next President (Who Will 100% Be Mitt Romney Guaranteed)
Newt Gingrich: It Is Okay For Mitt Romney To Lie If It Is In A Political Ad, Yeah Sure Why Not?
WSJ Spews Bunch of Racist Garbage in Defense of Romney’s Racist Garbage
GOP Voter ID Backers Admit Voter ID Backs GOP
Romney Spokeslady: Move To Romney’s Socialist Massachusetts Paradise If You Want To Live
Bill Clinton Gives Romney Welfare Ad All The Pants-On-Fire Pinocchios
AEI Hack Just Asking If We Should Cut Food Stamps and Give the Money to the Military
Gay Men Goo-Goosh All Over Dictator's Daughter, Unaware They'd Be Imprisoned in Her Country
Mitt Romney More Reaganesque Than Previously Realized
Oops! Barack Obama’s Mom Forgot To ‘Change Him Back’ To An American
PolitiFact Comes To Connie Mack’s Rescue: He Didn’t Just Work At Hooter’s, He Also Sold Ab Rockets
Romney: My Dad Had a Golden Ticket For a Free Lunch At McDonald's And My Wife Has a Magical Pony
Louisiana Charter School Shames Pregnant Girls to Teach Important Lesson About Values
Psychic Wonkette Post Foresaw Hero Journalist Jerome Corsi's Next Move: Gaybama!
NYPD Has Very Good Reason For Beating Up New York Times Photog: [...]
'Romney Hood,' Then 'Obamaloney': Dumb Daily Wordplay Race Now a Dead Heat
Oh Boy Mitt Romney Really Hates Paying Taxes
Surprise: Allen West Once Did Dickish Thing To Black People
Mitt Romney So Mad About Obama Doing A Thing Mitt Romney Asked For
Bryan Fischer: Sikh-Temple Shooter Hated Herman Cain, Was A Liberal, Q.E.D.
Someone Should Step In Before White Supremacist Murderers Get Hurt
Will This Republican State Senate Candidate Beat His Opponent, From Jail? Probably, It Is Oklahoma
Nice North Carolina Lawmaker Calls Your Planned Parenthood Nurse Practitioner A ‘Murderer For Hire’
Nice Nonviolent Faith You Have Here, Shame If Anything Happened To It
World’s Greatest Operative Dick Morris Says Magical Poll Numbers Show Mitt Not Losing
Republicans Renege On Debt Deal, For A Change
In Wake Of Temple Shooting, Pat Robertson Strikes Ecumenical Note: 'It's The Atheists'
What Are Humble Followers Of Jesus Burning To The Ground Today?
Florida Governor Rick Scott Liberates Doctors From Burdens Of The First Amendment
Spite-Generated Harpy Michelle Malkin Has Thoughts On NASA, Science, Forced Abortions Probably
Buying 'Hardware Stuff': Day One of the Press' 24-Hour Surveillance of Mitt Romney
Here Is A Picture Of Sarah Palin Looking Wonderfully Elegant And Refined
What 'Dramatic' Something Will Mitt Romney Use To Save The Economy? Tax? Cuts?
What Is Mitt Romney Lying About Today?
What's Good For The For-Profit Colleges Is Good For America
Love Letter from Federal Prisons Director To Unabomber Et Al.: 'I Want You to Succeed'
Wingnuts Fail To Freak Out Over Gabby Douglas’s Mother Giving The Black Power Salute
It Is Your Birthday, Barack Obama
Win The Strip Club: How Mitt Romney Got Jenna Jameson's Endorsement
Guy Who Thinks Small Business Loans Aren't 'Government Help' Also Can't Tell Cusses From Threats
It Is President Obama Who Is The Real Racist, Say Good Folks At 'Fight Bigotry'
Protesting Now Illegal, Basically
Another NYPD Officer Accused of Extra-Protecting Lady Citizen
You Will Never Guess CNN’s Double-Secret Source About Romney’s Taxes
Massive Economic Depression Pushed Back Another Month
Breaking News: A Liberal Acted Like A Total Jerk
Obama Holocausting White People With Negative Ads, Bush Cousin Says In Excellent Buzzfeed Piece
Rafalca's Magical Olympics, Day One: Rafalca Losing To Some Dancing Horses, Beating Others
20+ Year House Grump John Boehner: Obama Has Never Had 'Real Job' In 'Real World'
Keith Ellison Opponent Explains Elusive Nature Of 'Facts' And Quotes To Lucky Reporter
Michigan Rep. John Conyers Totally Trolls English-Only Hearings
Bill Kristol's Dirtiest Fantasy: Watching Mitt Romney Eat Chicken
Briefly Famous Base-Ball Man John Rocker Thinks First Amendment Is Shield From Mockery
Rush Limbaugh Newsletter Hops Aboard Nerd Art Plagiarism Bandwagon
Powerful Gov't Twitter Monster In Puerto Rico Always Shouting Racist Nonsense at Obama
Sarah Palin Is So Mad At Dick Cheney, You Guys
'Big Hollywood' Saves America from Candy And Chewing Gum Company's Pro-Bestiality Agenda
Street Preachers Shocked By Naked Effrontery of Rude North Carolina Sinners
The NYPD Just Can't Keep Its Eyes Off Of You
Freddie Mac Regulator Cordially Invites Homeowners To Bite Him
Bolivia Expels Coca-Cola Because of the Apocalypse
Iowa Rep. Steve King: Why Is It Wrong To Dog-Fight If It Is Okay To Rape And Kidnap These Children?
Actual United States Congressmen: Free Birth Control Sinks Their Battleships
A Children's Treasury of America's Pilgrimage to Chick-Fil-A
Florida Legislator Has Hot New Body, Doesn't Care Who Knows It
Tennessee State Rep. Knows Precisely How Obama Will Steal This Election
Dick Morris: Barack Obama Is Holding Hillary Clinton Hostage, Because He Is A Terrorist
Veep Hopeful Rob Portman Just Like Mel Gibson But Not So Psycho, Maybe
Florida Man Sad He Did Not Get To Finish Dinner After Shooting Black Man Unprovoked
Harry Reid Is Pretty Much A Blogger Now
Awesome Pundits Just Cannot Stop Saying Idiotic Things About Elizabeth Warren
Iowa Rep. Steve King Loves Dog-Fighting So Much, Wants To Marry It, Have Its Slashed-Up Puppies
Mitt Romney Did Not Say Any of the Things You Heard Him Say
Millionaire Former New York Times Typist Pool Manager Bill Keller Calls On Olds To 'Sacrifice'
Arizona Republicans Manage To Combine Wars On Women, Math
Mitt Romney, Homewrecker, Is 'Other Man' In 300-Pound Fellow's Facebook-Love-Triangle Rage
Kingmaker David Brooks Now Disgusted With Romney, Everybody Else
Success! Romney (Barely) Ends Foreign Trip Without Savage Brawl Between Campaign And Press
Ron Jeremy Wants A Threesome With Romney And Obama, For Civility
Genealogy Shocker: Barack Obama May Be Black
Stocks Rally Due To Romney Win 100 Days In Future, CNBC Declares With Straight Face
Good Job, Republicans, You Finally Found A Dead Voter!
Daily Caller: Barack Obama Such A Loser He Only Killed Bin Laden Once
Why Is California Trying To Make It Easier For Prostitutes To Break Away From Their Rightful Owners?
Democratic Platform Endorses Mandatory Gay Marriages For All
Around The World With Lloyd Dangle: Austerity's A Bitch And Then You Die
Super Cool Police Lady Shows All Other Anaheim Protesters How To Properly Throw Bottles At Cops
Mitt Romney's Slaphappy Israel Party: A Roundup
Chick-Fil-A Now Firing Women So They Can Stay Home And Make Babies, For Jesus
Romney, Cheney and McCain All Busy Interventioning Each Other Over Impending Presidential Loss
Exciting New Front In Culture Wars: Ex-Gay, Two-Mommy Child Abductions For Jesus
Now Announcing Your Wonkette Drinky Thing And Meetup East Coast World Tour
Good Sunday News: Christian Puppeteer Was Arrested Before He Could Murder And Eat A Child
Wingnuts Outraged Over Socialist Marxist Hippie-Dippy Multi-Culti Antiwar Olympics Love-In
Mitt Romney Lies About His BFF Bibi
John McCain Is So Over His Defeat That He Still Won't Talk to the New York Times
Wall Street Journal: Why Is Obama Siding With College Students Against These Poor Banks?
The Proper Conservative Patriot's Take On The Olympic Opening Ceremonies
FL Republican Crook Tells All About Efforts To Suppress Black Vote
Bristol Palin Will Be A Furry On Dancing With The Stars, Again
Wacky British Floppybums Clearly Unprepared for Olympics, Murder Bells Flying Everywhere
Newest Wonkette Pet Republican Diva Mindy Meyer Speaks!
Fox & Friends Will Defend Mitt Romney's Honor From Brit Press -- With Their Fists!
American Person Travels To London For Olympic Games, Doesn’t Embarrass Entire Nation
Mitt Romney Blames Great Recession On Losers Like You Who ‘Attacked Success’ (Video)
‘Sorry I Broke Glass Steagall’ Say Sandy Weill, A Little Late
Wall Street Journal Has New Theory About Alternate Economies, Universes, That Is Not Stupid at All
How Else Has Mitt Romney Insulted Jolly Olde Englande?
Why Won't Mitt Romney Root For His Wife's Dumb Horse?
Helpful Sign On Michigan Politician’s Porch Lets World Know How He Feels About Vag
Mitt Romney Now Losing Friends And Alienating People In Olde Anglo-Saxon-Lande Too
GOP Now Very Concerned About Women's Health And All It Took Was One Dead Abortion Lady
Liberal Scientists Claim That Health Insurance Stops Poor People From Dying, Somehow
Congress Goes Nuts Over Somewhat Comical Typo
New Obama Super PAC Ad Crosses the Line by Making Fun of Mitt Romney
Mitt Romney Does England, Day 1: Meeting The Dandies
The Devil Accuses Bobby Jindal Of Sinning In His Heart (And In His Hand) To Amy Grant
Santorum Family Just Cannot Get Enough Of This Chick-Fil-A Special Sauce
If Bristol Palin And Guido Can’t Make It Work, There Is Obviously No Hope At All
Student Loan Bubble Reaches Around 1 Trillion, So What Who Cares
Texas Congressman Pete Olson Is Here to Defend Honor of America, Capitalism, Ladies' Purse Parties
NRO Editor Kathryn Jean Lopez: Was Aurora Shooter Possessed By Beelzebub?
Romney Advisor Guy Slamming Obama For 'Leaks' Was Same Dude Who Leaked On Valerie Plame
Politicians From America's Weirdo Unattached States Form Unholy Alliance
Romney Camp Mau-Maued, Savaged Over Adviser's Innocent 'Black People Don't Understand' To Brit Paper
Idiots On Aurora: Pt. Trois(t)
Romney Hates Olympic Athletes in Addition to Poors, Blinds, Gays, and Welfare Moms
Dear Barack: WND Has Exposed Our Secret Marriage And I Can No Longer Stay Silent
Texas Congressman Louie Gohmert Casts Aspersions On Potency Of John McCain's Scrotum
Fox & Friends: Why Is History's Greatest Monster Barack Obama Picking On These Little Girls?
Calm, Judicious Tea Partier Seeks Total Recall Of Traitor Muslim-Lover John McCain
Arizona Sen. Jon Kyl: America Has No Class
Surprise! Lots Of People Invoking 'Stand Your Ground' Are Violent Criminals
Breitbart Wants Comcast To Block His Website, Apparently
'American Thinker' Magazine: Why Does Barack Obama Refuse To Be A Republican Woman?
GQ Has All The Mitt Romney's Penis News
Wingnuts Furious: Obama Hugged A White Gal
Idiots On Aurora, Part Douche: God Was The Second Gunman And Many Victims Went to Hell
Meet And Fap To 'Sexy,' Conservative, Republican, Orthodox Jewess NY Senate Candidate Mindy Meyer!
Mike Huckabee Orders You To Stop Criticizing This Anti-Gay Fast Food Chicken Company
Bummed About Your 15 Percent Tax Rate, Job Creators? Have You Considered Paying 'Zero' Instead?
This Old Man By The River Has the Perfect Mitt Romney Theme Song
Oklahoma ABC Affiliate Running Excellent NRA-Produced Journalism About UN Coming For Your Guns
Obama Campaign To Sell Massive Amount of Drugs at 'The Wire' Fundraiser
What Are We Naming After Ronald Reagan Today? (Hint: It Is 'All The Oceans')
This Episode Of Aaron Sorkin's Newsroom Will Rank With The M*A*S*H* Finale, We Are Sure
Tom Friedman: Something Something, Blah Blah Blah
Dark Knight Shooting Victims Practically Shot Themselves, Says Prominent Arizona Idiot
NRO's Kathryn Jean Lopez Just Doesn't See What All The Fuss Is About S-E-X
Tea Party Nation President: Obama Is Obviously A Gay Black Crack Addict
George W. Bush Selflessly Chooses To Let Others Enjoy All of Tampa's Strippers
Notes From The Periphery Of A Shooting
Housekeeping Note: Sorry We Keep Eating All Your Comments, It Is Because We Hate You Probably
Lanny Davis, On The Cutting Edge of Centrist False Equivalency
This Time, It Is U.S. President Barack Obama Who Is The Muslim Terrorist, Obviously
Louis Gohmert Claims 'FIRST' In World Comment Thread On Colorado Shootings
ABC News Should Fire Brian Ross, And Other Notes On Being Terrible
What New Comically Dumb Things Has GSA Been Caught Spending Loads Of Taxpayer Money On?
John Boehner Caught In Bald-Faced Lie About Very Important Issue: Socks
Texas Ignores U.N., Executes Mentally Challenged Man It Wanted Dead So, So Bad
Louis Gohmert Travels Alllll Around The World To Hug Muslims, He Does
Embedded Journalist Connie Schultz Weasels Out Of Breitbart Wannabe’s Sneaky Gotcha! Question
John Boehner Also Won't Defend Michele Bachmann For Randomly Accusing Top Officials of Terrorism
Scurrilous Scallawags Aim To Jape At Their Betters, The Lord And Lady Romney
Scott Walker's Got This Whole 'You Didn't Build That' Uproar Figured Out
Old-Hat Wars On Women, Voting, Given Snazzy Update With New GOP War On Math
Ann Romney's Metamorphosis Into Leona Helmsley Almost Complete
Goldman Offers Banking For The One Percent And There Will Be Neither Credit Cards Nor Toasters
Someone Please Assure Us That This 'Steampunk Palin' Comic Is An Elaborate Prank
Former Bachmann Campaign Manager Ed Rollins: Unlike Michele Bachmann I Am Not Evil Or Nuts
Daily Caller Finds Communist Under BLS Nominee's Summer Camp Bunk
‘Weather’ On List Of Things GOP Will Not Talk About
Congress And Ben Bernanke On Who’s In Charge Of Economy: One Two Three Not It!
Never Forget: Michele Bachmann Is The Real Victim Of Calling People Muslim Terrorists
At The Movies With Donald Trump: The Greatest, Classiest Review Of Dark Knight Rises
In Michigan, It Is Totally Not Illegal To Pay Your Political 'Opponents' To Take A Dive
Luke Skywalker Knows A Droid When He Sees One *Cough Mitt Romney Cough*
Kansas Fetus Memorial To Be Classy, Jew-y
Democrats Alienate Pony-Loving 12-Year-Old Voters With New Horsey Ad
Here Are Some Hot Young People Laughing At Mitt Romney, For You To Fap To
Romney Camp To Take Up Breitbart's Torch In Obama Vettening
Joe Arpaio Proves Beyond Reasonable Doubt: Barack Obama Was Never Born
Romney Surrogate John Sununu Regrets Using 'The Words That Were There'
Here Is How You Do Your Non-Apology Apology For Fried-Chicken-Related Racist Facebook Posts, GOP
George H.W. Bush Flunky Still Mad About Democrats And Their Weed
This May Be Michele Bachmann's Worst Stunt Yet
John McCain Rides To Romney's Rescue: Sarah Palin Was 'Better Candidate'
New 'Ching Chong Chinaman' Blithe Racist Is Washington Gov. Candidate's Policy Aide
Free Speech Under Siege: Obama’s Nazi Goons Censor Romney’s Dumb Ad
Let Us Pause to Honor the 47th Most Courageous Press Corps in the World
Tea Party In Epic Slapfight Over Who Loves Constitution The Mostest
The Latest End of America: No Urinals On Navy's New Gender-Neutral Carriers
Michigan's Most Effeminate Homophobe, Andrew Shirvell, Into Kinky Bus Play, Panel Concludes
National Review's Style Guide Apparently Takes No Issue With 'Wetbacks'
A History Of Scott Baio, Newest Romney Donor, Not Being Racist
GOP Florida Lt. Gov. Lady Giggles That She Can't Be A Lesbian Because She's Not Ugly And Stuff
Kathryn Jean Lopez Gets Thrill Up Her Leg For Romney's 'Vision Thing'
Newsroom Episode Four: How Is Aaron Sorkin Belittling Women Today?
Romney Campaign Pounces Back With Devastating Ad of Obama Singing Well
There Is No Way You Will Not Love This North Dakota Governor Doing The Twist
Around The World With Lloyd Dangle: Tea Party Lessons For The Whores Of Rome
Michelle Obama Threatened By Cops, People Who Hate Spider-Man Musicals
A Children's Treasury Of Rear-Entry Pictures From The Wonkette Drinky Thing In San Francisco
This Ad Is Not The Apology Mitt Romney Had Hoped For
Greedy Lawyers Victimize Hard-Working Bankers
It’s Woody Guthrie’s 100th Birthday, Comrades! Let’s Have A Sing-Along!
Let Us Memorialize This Fake One-Day Condi Boomlet Thing With a Wingnut Chain Letter
Remember To Drink With And Kidnap Your Wonkette Editor Tonight, In San Francisco!
National Review Lady Thinks Hot Gay Episcopal Bishop Sex Isn't Sexy, Somehow
David Brooks Comforts Rich People
Romney Campaign Responds To Bain Controv-- OH MY GOD LOOK OVER THERE IT'S CONDI RICE!
WND: Blacks Lazy, Shiftless, 'Should Be More Like Jews'
California Won't Let Iowa Rep. Steve King Torture Chickens, So Now He Hates States Rights
Sarah Palin Demands Head-Exploding Orgasms From Mitt Romney, Will Not Get Them
Radio Wits Have Fine Chortle Over Chinaman Running For Office
Dick Cheney To Shoot At Mitt Romney For Fundraising Stunt
Underwater German Deathbots To Keep Sweet, Sweet Crude A-Bubblin'
Mitt Romney vs. Most Black People
Is Florida's Pretty Lt. Gov. Lady Having Lesbionic Interracial Affair With Aide?
By 'Left Bain' Mitt Romney Actually Meant 'Continued To Run/Own 100% Of/Chair Bain For Years'
Live-Blogging: Joe Biden Talks To Black People
Hot Houston City Councilwoman In The Running For America's Next Top Grifter
Yeah Rick Perry Will Spend $25 Million Renovating Governor's Mansion, Wanna Make Something Of It?
Romney Supporters And Syria's Assad Have Thing In Common: Nails Girls
Nobody's Seen Congressman Jesse Jackson Jr. For A Month, By The Way
Michigan Misogyny: Not Just For Republicans Any More!
Fox & Friends Has All Sorts of Problems With These Olympic Team Berets
Get Your Kewl Old-Timey Rags From the Mitt Romney Vintage Stores
'The Blaze' Writer, Headline Writer At Odds Over Thrill Quotient Of Possible Portman Pick
A Brief Interlude from Richard Cohen
Caliente Joe Biden Tells Heartwarming Story About Parents Doing It (Video)
Old Handsome Joe Biden Talks To Mexicans (Video)
OK Fine, Here Is Mitt Romney Being Booed (And Booed, And Booed) By The NAACP (Video)
Live Blogging Mitt Romney Being Totally Comfortable With Black People
Arizona: Cutting Domestic Partner Benefits Can't Be Anti-Gay Because We Hate Straight Unmarrieds Too
Was Obama A CIA Spy In Pakistan? 'Maybe,' Say Confusing School Records
Around The World With Lloyd Dangle: On The Trail Of Mitt's Money
Smile, Pennsylvania, You No Longer Have To Suffer The Agony Of Voting!
Mosques Are Not Like Churches and Should Maybe Be Banned, Says Colorado Lawmaker
Fox & Friends' Brian Kilmeade: You Wanna Hear Something Really Scary?
What's In Your IRA? Don't Worry, Mitt Romney Doesn't Know Either
Big 'La Boheme' Fan Rick Scott Closes TB Hospital During TB Outbreak
Wingnuts Furious: Nanny Obama Coddles Goatherders With Cots And Lanterns, If You Can Even Believe It
Former FBI Lady Saw Angels At 9/11 Crash Site, Also Happens To Be Selling A Book
Now Entering Wonkville, Population You!
Fat Cat Gov't Scientists Suggest It's Really Hot Outside All The Time
Healthcare Lobbyists To Throw Smashing 'White Trash' Party
A Reminder That Your Wonkette Will Be Invading San Francisco To Drink It Under The Table
Obama Introduces Tax Proposal To Kill All Rich People (For One Year)
This Real Recipe From Rush Limbaugh Has Jello, Stuffed Olives, And Miracle Whip In It
Jordanian Politician Forgets To Bring Human Shields To TV Debate
Rick Perry Saves Poor Texans from Scourge of Medical Care
Newsroom Episode Three: In 'Sports Night' At Least They Got To Throw Some Humps
Everything's Better With Crisco: Real Recipes From Rush Limbaugh
Photographic Evidence of Your Seattle Meetup & Drinky Thing That Happened!
Communism Invades Romney Rent Party As Very Important Lady Only As Important As All Others
Arrests In The Hamptons At Romney Rent Party
Gay? Murderer? The Telenovela Life of Mexican President-Elect Enrique Peña Nieto
'Confirmed Bachelor' Barney Frank, 72, Was Just Waiting For Right 30-Years-Younger Boy Toy
Sundays With Jamie Kilstein And The Lord: Oh No Here Comes An Atheist
Guest Post From An Occupy Dude
The Totally True And 100 Percent Not Fictional Resignation Letter Of Rep. Thad McCotter, For Real
Chris Christie Now Getting Into Random Bum Fights With Jersey Shore Passersby
"Who Wrote This S***?" Mayor Bloomberg Does Not Care For Your Stupid Hotdog Puns
Lady Who Sexed Herman Cain For 13 Years Types About That
Sexual Politics: How Not To Be A Male Stripper
Screeching New Jersey Fat Man Snags Five Million YouTube Hits
Mitt Romney Considers First Ever Global War Tour!
Sorry, Arkansans Making $1899 Per Year, You Are Too Rich For Medicaid
Free Speech Under Siege: Obama 'Jokes' About Turning Off Fox News At A Bar
RNC Dude Just Busting Obama Campaign Manager's Chops, Bro
Do Not Be Brown In Arizona Even If You Are The 96-Year-Old Former Governor, Obviously
The Wonkette Geopoliticker: US Will Soon Insure As Many Of Its Citizens As Does Rwanda
Watch Joe Walsh Shout 'Ashleigh' At Ashleigh Banfield Ten Billion Times
Donald Trump To Build Garish Condos On Iranian Riviera
Why Does Chris Rock Hate Slavery So Much?
Stuff People Don't Know About ObamaCare, Harumph!
Grocery Shoppers Outraged Their Mexican Election Voting Bribes Were So Puny
'Ronald Reagan Riding a Velociraptor': Our National .JPG?
What Part of 'Religious Freedom To Hold Whites-Only Bible Study' Don't You Understand, Alabama?
Thad McCotter Interrupts Tragicomic Midlife Crisis To Conquer Hollywood With Terrible Teevee Pilot
Shrill Feminists Force Nice Old Senator To Cancel Class On 'Feminine' Deportment
Obama Outrageously Politicizes 4th Of July Naturalization Ceremony By Mentioning Immigration
Ann Romney To Obama: Please Don't Kill Mitt With A Missile If I'm Nearby
Mexico Elects Sarah Palin President
Mississippi Continues Valiant Effort to Save Women From Selves
A Children's Treasury Of Wingnut Remembrances Of Communist Traitor Andy Griffith, Who Burns In Hell
Romney's London Money Party Imperiled By Impending Enron-Style Disaster
That Joe the Plumber Idiot Has A Black Friend Now
Saddest Lady In World Presses Wrong Button, Legalizes Fracking In North Carolina
Erin Burnett Thinks You Are A Loser, Lies About It
JP Morgan Exec Given Parting Gift of $21.5 Million After Overseeing $9 Billion Loss
Sure, Yeah, Michele Bachmann Will Be Romney's Vice President, Why Not
Florida Congressman Allen West Pens Platonic Ideal Of Newspaper Letter-To-Editor
Students Successfully Hijack Domestic Flying Killer Robot
PJ O’Rourke Is America’s Greatest Political Humorist
Who's Hanging Out With The Iranian Terrorist Group Now?
A Comprehensive Recap of Aaron Sorkin's 'The Newsroom,' Episode Two
Very Self-Aware Grandma Grifter Sarah Palin Calls Nancy Pelosi ‘Dingbat’
Mitch McConnell Accidentally Says What He Thinks About Poors and Uninsureds
Anderson Cooper Admits He Is Attracted to Men, Not The Other People
Is This Schlubby Bank Robber The Ghost of Abraham Lincoln?
Famous 13-Year-Old Conservative Hero Now 17, Not Conservative
Youth Rise Up Against Big-Haired Mexican Presidential Candidate, Make Him Hide In Bathroom
It Is Official, Mitt Romney Is Christopher Walken From 'The Wedding Crashers'
Who Is Chris Christie Yelling At Today?
Around The World With Lloyd Dangle: How The European Debt Crisis Is Like Grease Through A Goose
Look, Just Go Read This GQ Piece About Income Inequality Right Now, We Will Wait
Sundays With Jamie Kilstein And The Lord: 9/11 Is The 9/11 Of Health Care Analogies
Watch Florida's AG Also Learn of the Wrong Health Care Ruling
A Brief Interlude From Rand Paul
Mitt Romney: Students Should Get 'As Much Education As They Can Afford'
Morgan Stanley Offers Its Employees an In-House Chance To Fluff Mitt Romney
Are You A French Person Fleeing Socialism? Buy This New Jersey Manse, Off Craigslist!
Rep. Jean Schmidt Has Public Orgasm Over Incorrect CNN Health Care Scoop
Today in Fappery: David Brooks on 'Burkean Minimalist' John Roberts
No, No, No, John Roberts Wasn't Extorted, He Is Just Stupid From Epilepsy
Bobby Jindal And Scott Walker Will Break Law Like Gandhi To Save You From Oppression By Health Care
Heads The Gop Wins, Tails Barack Obama Loses, The Washington Post Explains
Unofficial Seattle Wonkette Meetup Saturday 6/30: Toast The ACA, Mourn The Public Option
Barack Obama Now Destroying Your Liberty By Throwing Fabulous Food Stamp Parties
Allen West Is Surrounded By Racists And They Are All Black Congressmen
Nation Opens Hearts, Wallets To Console Mitt Romney On SCOTUS Upholding His Health Plan
Watch This Congressional Fellow Yelling Fast And Furiously About The Rule of Law And Whatnot
Rightwing Blogger's Shocking Discovery: John Roberts Was Blackmailed, Arrests To Come Soon!
Fox News Non-Apologizes For Reporting Individual Mandate Unconstitutional
A Children's Treasury Of Wingnut Obamacare Freakouts
Michigan Republicans' Ex-Spokesman Wants You To Shoot The Government For Giving You Health Care
Romney Camp Outraged That Journalists Covering Him
Health Care Decision A Victory For Everyone, Except Millions Of Poor People Maybe
Your Supreme Court Health Care Liveblog of the Century
Club For Growth Pres Will Now Explain Why Laying Off 47,000 People Will Help The Economy
CNN Typist LZ Granderson Simply Does Not Care For Investigative Reporting
Small Town Police Departments Really Need Those Tanks, Okay?
Iranians Creating Really Boring Video Game About Salman Rushdie
New Hampshire Lawmaker: Everything You Need To Know About Crime, You Learn In Kindergarten
Shouty Pundit Doesn’t Understand Brave Mitt Romney’s Plan To Save Detroit With Cleansing Fire
Hero Minnesotans Protest General Mills For Hating Straight Marriage, Call For Death To Gays
Texas GOP Will Literally And Non-Metaphorically Ban Critical Thinking In Schools
Exodus Int’l Admits It Can’t Cure Gays, Would Still Prefer They Not Have Gay Sex
Woman Arrested After Reporting Rape: Good News, Bad News Edition
Bryan Fischer Shares Jesus's Plan For The Poor: Hospitals, Turn Them Away
Supreme Court Invites Our Corporate Masters To Come In And Stay A While
Herman Cain, Ken Blackwell Team Up For Most Ludicrous Video Ever
Skipping Democratic National Conventions: It's All The Rage In Washington!
Here Is Glenn Beck's Very Unique 2012 Electoral Map
Jay Carney Insists That The President Wasn't Being Playfully Booed
Obama Biographer Accused of 'Fraud' for Editing Obama's 'Appalling' Grammar Skills
Mean Girl Barbara Walters Makes Rielle Hunter Eat Her Terrible Lies
John Edwards And Rielle Hunter Broke Up Last Week, Or Possibly In 2008
Unethical, Creaking Tax Cheat Charlie Rangel Cannot Understand Why Obama Won’t Endorse Him
Fox News Mixing Up All Its Scary Muslims
U.S. Embassy in Israel Tweeting Quotes From Henry Ford, Prominent Hater of Jews
Poor, Stupid Americans Outsource Fire Hydrant Repair To KFC
Houston Piñata Ban: Why Does Houston Ban Piñatas?
Around The World With Lloyd Dangle At The End Of The World
Scalia: If States Can Resrict Those Freed Slaves, Then Why Not Messicans?
Campbell Brown Wouldn't Hurt Planned Parenthood If It Didn't Make Her So Mad
New John McNaughton Painting Features Bro Chillin' With The Constitution
Iowa Congressman Cannot Even Breathe, He Is Laughing So Hard About Doing Violence To Nuns
Supreme Court Wusses Out On Sending Kids To Jail For Life, And More
The United Nations Needs James Bond To Save The Day
A Wonkette Recap Of HBO's 'Newsroom': Will They Hump? Yes, They Will Hump
Fox & Friends: Are Millionaires Who Abandon US To Flee Taxes 'Just Greedy'?
Garbage Connoisseur Andrew Malcolm Can See All Obama's Failures In This 30-Second Video
Governor Asks Shooters Pretty Please Self-Regulate While Utah Burns Because Of Shooters
Sundays With Jamie Kilstein And The Lord: Why Isn't Adam Carolla Funny?
Louisiana Leading Way in Prison Privatization, Rest of U.S. Catching Up
We Are Sorry We Left You Off Our List Of Hottest Conservatives, Steven Crowder
Allen West Running From Marxist-Bigot Lynch Mob, Save Him With Campaign Donations Immediately
A Children's Treasury Of Brutal Reviews Of Aaron Sorkin's Terrible New Show
Karl Rove Still Making Mockery of Campaign Finance Law, Humanity
Fox Nation's Latest Successful Trolling Effort: 'Reagan Given Middle Finger In Obama White House'
Barack Obama Would Like Anyone With A Gift Registry To Just Give To Him Instead
Politico Writer Points Out Romney’s Caucasophilia, Loses Hunger Games-esque Battle For Dominance
Dick Cheney's Daughter Got Gay Married, To Another Lady!
Calling All Wonkers! Let’s Help ‘FrackNation’ Show The Positive Benefits Of Fracking
Everybody Is Going Out To McDonald's Except Mitt Romney
Ohio Gov Appoints Lying Jock With No College Degree To Board Of Ed, For 'Diversification'
Wall Street Journal Has Proper Priorities For Hungry Americans
American Birth Control Mandate To Lead To Communist Chinese One-Child Policy! Everybody Panic!
Michigan Showers Mitt Romney With Almost $8 Million Worth of Speech In Single Day
NC Senate To Victims Of Forced Sterilization: Too Bad, So Sad
Who Will Be President Of T-Shirts? (Hint: It Is Ron Paul)
Bruce Springsteen Won't Even Give Superfan Chris Christie a Handsie
Richard Mourdock Thanks Court For Striking Down Obamacare, Slams Court For Upholding It, Etc.
Here Are The Hottest Conservative Men To Judge The 20 Hottest Conservative Women
Dictator's Daughter Gulnara Karimova Buying Her Pop-Ularity
Ron Paul: An Enigma Wrapped in a Riddle Wrapped in the Constitution
Right Wing News Ends War On Women With Peaceful List of Hottest Conservative Women in Media
Ronald Reagan's Other Son Says New Immigration Order Baby-Rapes Latinos
Which Kings And Queens Is Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown A Secret Agent For?
Women Don't Need 3,054 Languages To Call Men Hypocrites
Lucky Romney Camp Has 'Enough Truth' To 'Have It Both Ways' In Florida
Thoughtful Gentleman Rep. Joe Walsh Impugns Intellect Of Poopy-Head President
The Jon Stewart Of Egypt Has His Very Own Glenn Beck
Head DEA Agent Sticking To Story: Jazz Drugs Will Make You Rape White Women Or Something (Video)
Are We Going To San Francisco? (Yes)
Darrell Issa Will Put Eric Holder In Gitmo Forever And Then Steal His Cars
Mitt Romney Will Turn All The Nation's Schools Into Louisiana And It Will Be So Great
Romney Campaign Finds New Goon To Love
Michigan Lawmaker Simply Does Not Care For Radical Feminist 'No Means No' Ideology
Rielle Hunter and 'Johnny' Edwards Consummate Greatest Love Story Of Our Time
Arizona Talk Radio Gal Who Called Obama 'Monkey' Has Excellent Reason Why She Is Not Racist
The GOP Is Throwing Sticks and Stones At The President
Anger Bear Obama Body Slams Romney In Brutal Mexican Takedown
Michelle Obama Jumps Rope To Amusement of Obese Kelly Ripa Fans
A Children's Treasury Of Impolite-For-Mixed-Company Signs From Michigan's Vagina Fest
Better Than The Bolshoi, Deeper Than Roots, It's Bristol Palin's Teevee Show Or Whatever
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell Perhaps Not Totally Upbeat About Romney Victory In November
SC Gov Nikki Haley Changes Mind, Loves Girls Getting Cervical Cancer Now
Joe The Plumber Has Brilliant Analysis Of What Caused The Holocaust
Half-Term First Dude Todd Palin Will Be America's Newest Reality Star Now, Because
Typo Changes Everything We Know About Obama, Despite Being Typo
Romney Advocates For Bees Learning the Kazakhstan Anthem
NRO Hires Racisty Racist It Can Dig Up, For Racism
Your Lunch-Time Nice Time Video: Is Anyone In The Portland Police Bureau *Not* Gay Or Lesbian?
House Republicans Threaten To Kill 1.9 Million Jobs To Try To Make Like Eight Or Nine Jobs Max
Alabama Public TV Execs Fired For Not Loving Made-Up Christian History Show
Senator Joe Manchin Will Make Zero Eye Contact With Any Democrats Until November
Here Is A Picture Of Barack Obama’s High School Friends Being Total Drug Addicts
Scott Brown Will Debate Elizabeth Warren, But There Better Be Some Goddamn Perrier In the Green Room
Perfect And Off-Limits Ann Romney Will Now See You Next Tuesday
John Kerry To Play Fellow Tall, Limp Massachusetts Patrician Mitt Romney In Debate Practice
Moonie Times: Obama Plays Golf One Billion Hours Per Day
Very Intelligent White Supremacist Ginger Explains Homosexuality Is Genocide To Bunch Of Dumb Gays
Senate Candidate Demands End To Annoying Stories About Poor Starving People
Leading San Diego Judge Candidate Gary Kreep Busy Vacuuming Pockets Of Birther Rubes
Antonin Scalia Was Wrong To Uphold Everything, Will Now Destroy Everything
Michigan Just Cannot Get Enough Vaginas
Meh, Montana GOP's Barack Obama Outhouse Was Funnier 30 Years Ago, When Hustler Did It
Your American Dreams Are A Virus Against America
Mitt Romney Will Now Explain Why Implementing The Dream Act Hurts The Dream Act
Dry Your Eyes Seattle: Here Is Your Unofficial Get-Together!
Greek Neo-Nazi Politician Suing Woman For Making Him Punch Her on Live Television
Sundays With Jamie Kilstein And The Lord: Anchor Babies Away!
OMG, Michigan, Can You Stop Being Awful For Like Five Seconds?
Here Is Photo Proof That Newt Gingrich Is Finally President of Space
Hero Michigan Rep. Frank Foster Identifies Appropriate Words For Lady Parts
We Are Starting To Think Michiganders May Have A Problem With Women
Your Wonket Drinky Thing Non-Kickstarter Update (Behold Your New Prizes)
Alleged Sex Creep in Peter Pan Hat Is Prominent Oregon GOP Politican, Of Course
Brave Daily Caller Muckraker Exercises His Freedom To Troll
Trusty Surrogate John McCain Talks About All That 'Foreign Money' Funding Romney Campaign
The President's Famous And Farming Is Hot
Congratulations To CNN’S Carol Costello For Shoddiest Interview Of The Day
Brutal Dictator Barack Obama Rams Messican-Loving Dream Act Down Everyone's Throat
A Children's Treasury Of Michigan Lawmakers That Ladies Should Not Sex
Ha Ha, Leading Arizona Mexican-Hater Wingnut Kicked Out of Mexican Eateries
In Which You Give Wonkette All Of Your Moneys In Exchange For A Measly Beer
Senate Banking Committee Treats JP Morgan Chief Jamie Dimon to Luxury Tongue Bath
Rand Paul Insufferability Update: Rand Paul Is Insufferable About Food Stamps
We Will Not Mock This Pamela Geller Post Until A Doctor Assures Us She Did Not Have A Stroke
Ex-Senate Candidate Stands His Ground, Shoots Guy Whose Ground It Allegedly Also Was
Mitt Romney's Honking Bus Totally Sticks It To Rival High School
Failed President Sought Companionship Of President
Gretchen Carlson Snaps, Storms Off Fox & Friends, Due To Chronic Exposure To Brian Kilmeade (Video)
Celebrities Destroying America, According to Television
News Flash: What Is Texas Even Coming To When You Cannot Stand Your Neighbor's Ground?
Wonkette Job Ads: Help Charles Krauthammer Pen His Pulitzer-Winning Screeds!
Your Morning Nice-Time Gospel: Sing Out Brothers And Sisters, Testify, Amen
Illinois GOP Lawmaker Arrested in Animal Feed Bag-Related Incident
Former French President Nicolas Sarkozy: Hurry Up And Wait For Jail
Hero Border Patrol Chick Cold-Cocks Lady For Complaining About Public Knob-Gobbling
Mitt Romney Would Now Like to Discuss Presidential 'Incentives' at This Stage in Hiring Process
We Guess There Is Just No Way To Know What Is Going On In This Self-Taped Stand Your Ground Video
Quirky Wall Street Journal Says Firing Government Workers May Lead To Higher Unemployment!
Better Luck In November At Winning Gabby Giffords' Seat, Jesse Kelly!
Shell Oil Apparently Has Not Yet Learned What 'The Internet' Is For
Breitbarterdammerung: The Final Reckoning
Good Luck On Recall Of Lady Mayor Calling Your Kids 'Queer,' Troy, Michigan!
Arizona Guy Loves Guns So Much You Must Elect Him to Congress Now
It's Farm Bill Time, And All Amendments Are Perfectly Reasonable & Germane
Jeb Bush Continues Reign Of Madness, Declares Something Called ‘Context’ Important
Poor George Zimmerman's Wife Just Cannot Catch A Break
Zany Washington Post Marijuana Story Contains Dangerous Levels Of Wordplay
North Dakota Wants To Get Rid Of Property Taxes Because It Is Mostly Grass Anyway
Idaho Jails Discover Exciting New Potential Guests: Ladies Who Take RU-486
Campaign Manager of the Year Outs Boss's Gay Son
Great Questions of Our Times: Should the Bison Be the National Mammal?
Parents! Your Teen May Be Using Drugs To Qualify For An Elite Party School
High School Principal Defies Lee Greenwood, And No One Defies Lee Greenwood
Pennsylvania Governor Gives Taxpayers Opportunity To Donate To Shell Oil
Drunk Text The President As The World Ends
Law-And-Order Republicans In Indiana Now Let You Stand Your Ground Against Cops
Mitt Romney Likes Being Able to Fire People Who Provide Teaching To You
China Bravely Sending Woman Into Space Only 49 Years After Other Countries Did It
Comment Of The Day: Libertarian Sexts Edition
And Here Is a Photo of Michele Bachmann Disguised As a Pig
Jewish Support For Obama Drops From Superdupermajority To Mere Supermajority
Utah Republican Jason Chaffetz Has Some Original Ideas On Fixing The Deficit
Virginia Idiot: 'Sea Level Rise' Newest Left-Wing Plot
Rick Santorum Vows Epic GOP Convention War on Usurping Paultards
Politico: Barack Obama Can't Jump
What We Learned From The Nice Libertarian Fellows At 1:30 In The Morning In A Detroit Hotel Bar
Noted Constitutional Scholar Mike Huckabee: Supreme Court Should Be More Nakedly Political (Video)
National Review Redefines Abortion To Mean 'Having A Uterus,' Basically
Insert Watergate Headline Here
Let's Speculate Wildly About The Sec'y Of Commerce's Crazed Rear-Ending Spree (Update)
Science: Gay Hooligan Penguins Rape Dead Lady Penguins
Adorable Underdog Somali Militants Offer Two Camels For Info On 'Lady Of Bill Clinton'
Sunday With Jamie Kilstein And The Lord: God Is Dead, Scott Walker Lives
James O'Keefe’s Traitorous Former Collaborators Betray Each Other, Like A Bunch Of Traitors
Hero Photographer Fighting For Right Not To Deal With Icky Gays
Wonkette Providence Happy Hour Extravaganza Details, Come Or Be Hated
Hillbilly Koran-Burning Pastor Does New Insane Thing For Attention
Who Will Rescue the Banks From these Anti-American Assaults on Their Freedom?
Paultards Traumatized By Rand Paul’s Romney Endorsement
Doughnut Identification Glitch Detected in Mitt Romney Software
Homeowner Teargassed, Shot During Eviction Process, Realtor Finds It Hilarious
Hideous $3999.95 Painting of Andrew Breitbart Actually Swiped from Video Game
Do Not Forget Your Wonkette Meet-Up And Drinky Thing, Detroit!
GOP Rep. Warns Activist to 'Consider' Before Trying to Educate Congress Again
President Romney To Hand His Vast Fortune Over To Liberal Government Bureaucrats
China Didn't Want Those Dumb American Jobs Anyway
56% Of Americans Hate The Supreme Court, Yearn For ‘Thunderdome Law’
Everyone Must Spam GOP's Anti-Healthcare Reform Livestream Thing Immediately
Jonah Goldberg Still Babbling About Stupid Young People
Shell Celebrates New Arctic Drilling With Malfunctioning Oil Rig-Themed Party (UPDATE: SUPER FAKE)
Jeb Bush, Liberated By His Own Irrelevance, Says GOP Is 'Short-Sighted'
Neo-Nazi Greek Politician Beats On Lady Politician On Live TV (VIDEO)
Mitt Romney Is Southern California’s One-Man Narc Squad
The Wonkette Geopoliticker: U.S. Plotting Nostalgic Military Return To Vietnam
Your Wonkette Is At The Big Liberal Blog Conference, Taking Pictures And Such
Ollie North Is A Plagiarist In Addition To The Other Kinds Of Scumbag He Is
Get Ready To Get Down At Some Gay Weddings At Mitt Romney's House!
Chuck Grassley’s Weary Cell Phone Turns Against Him (VIDEO)
D.C. Council Head Quits For Boat-Related Misdeeds
Hey Liberals, Your Beloved Ray Bradbury Thought Reagan Was Greatest And The Best
Selfishness Expert Sarah Palin Rules On Selfishness of WI Union Thugs
GOP Congressman Calls China Government a Bunch of Hitlers
Hero Teen Radio Host Demands Obama Defend His Right To Bully Gay Teens
Birther ‘Gary Kreep’ Actually More Fortunately Named Than California Judgeship Opponent
Congratulations, Your 'I'm With Mitt' Photos Are Shameful Filth
Los Angeles Area High School Now Genociding Latinos By Giving Them Birth Control
Did Bilderberg Monsters Just Crown Mitt Romney Your Next Leader?
Poor Rich People Lost 25 Percent Of Their Speech In 2009
Shrill Harpy Mika Brzezinski Totally On The Rag Over Paycheck Fairness Act (Video)
No One Has To Slap Orly Taitz In The Face As She Will Never Concede, Never Surrender
Silly Ladies, Let NRO Explain To You About This 'Paycheck Fairness' Nonsense
We Need To Harsh on Barbara Walters For a Minute
Live Bloog 2: Wisconsin Recall Television Bloogaloo
Your Constantly Updated Wisconsin Recall Liveblog! (Send Us Pix/Stories!)
Stand Your Ground Totally Not Adversely Affecting Black People
Let's All Enjoy Mitt Romney's Old Love Letters to Individual Mandate
One Million Moms Defeats Battalion Of Gay Green Lantern Comix Nerds, Hides
What Should Bristol Palin Name Her New Dog?
Good Morning, The Future Is Here!
Louisiana GOP Does Not Believe The Children Are Our Future
Barack Obama Now Trying To Murder White Children, With Asthma
GOP Lawmaker Wants To Raise Taxes Now For Some Reason (Hint: War)
Catholic Church Patiently Explains 'Religious Freedom' To More Uppity Nuns
EPA Drones Terrorizing Ranchers Because the EPA Hates the Heartland
Boring Old Louisiana GOP Convention Livened By Rioting Paultards
House Urinal Explodes: All House Reporters Soaked In Piss, Hopefully
Beloved 'Let's Hurl Acid At Them Demcrat Gals' Staffer Resigns
Your Monday Wisconsin Recall Round-Up: Bambi's Mom Wants You To Vote Scott Walker
Herman Cain to Replace Other Annoying Guy on the Radio Forever
Hooray You Are All Wonkette Contest Winners
Americans Are Becoming Facebook-Addicted Europeans
Here Is A Painting Of Ghost Andrew Breitbart As A Nordic Knight
Why I Am Challenging Jonah Goldberg To A Fight For Charity, By Jamie Kilstein
Important Wonkette Party Announcement: It Is Your Turn, Detroit
Watch Tom Barrett Tell Scott Walker He Is a Miserable Weiner (VIDEO)
Kansas Gov. Brownback Turns Attention To Non-Problem of Sharia Law
Oklahoma Congressional Candidate Vows War on Texas if Elected
A Brief Guide To the Evil 2012 Bilderberg Conference, In Virginia
Pennsylvania GOP Now Just Straight Up Electing Actual Curb-Jobbing Nazis
Pothead Obama's Five Tips For Good Pothead Writing
Mitt Romney Holds Human Fund-Raiser In Lucille Bluth's Apartment
AZ Secretary of State Won't Even Bother Verifying Romney's Bogus Birth Certificate
Superrich Donors Simply Don't Understand Why People Are Mean To Them
Hunter Finds Mitt Romney's Human Diary
Delete That Crotch Shot Before You Get Famous
Romney Campaign Starting To Get Weird
You Still Can’t Take A Chicken To The Doctor Unless It Is A Chicken Doctor
GOP-Appointed Judges Strike Another Blow For States' Rights! (And Gayness)
We Can Now Identify History's Dumbest Political Campaign Spokesman
Contest! What Is This Official George W. Bush White House Portrait Missing?
John Edwards Jury Sick of Dealing With It, Mean Judge Makes Them Continue Dealing With It (UPDATE)
George W. Bush Is President of Paintings
Michele Bachmann Is Eternally Hilarious, Airplane Reading Edition
Comical California Mayor Gives This Chinese Autograph Seeker a Piece of His Mind
Condoleezza Rice Changes Mind, Would Like To Be Vice President Now
Spineless Fox News Execs Actually Ashamed of Hilarious Propaganda Video
Pro-Pot Primary Challenger Harshes Texas Congressman Silvestre Reyes's Mellow
Adorable South Dakota Democrat Would Like To Tell You His Entire Life Story Please
The Senate Furniture That Fell Off The Back Of A Truck
Here Is Your Handy Guide to Avoiding the DHS Eye of Sauron
The Wonkette Geopoliticker: Which Five Bloody Dictators Deserve A Date With The Hague?
Rick Scott Bravely Purges 91-Year-Old War Hero Criminal From Voting Rolls
Send Us Your Dumb Romney-App Instagram Pix, If You Want To Be Cool
Moonie Times Columnist Has Many Nuanced, Reasonable Opinions About Bikesharing
House Armed Services Committee Will Teach Stupid Hippie Generals The Error Of Their Ways
Don't Worry, Thrashing Lunatic on Illinois House Floor Just Some Legislator
This Friendly Republican Will Help Us All Get Drunk At The Democratic Convention
Obama Administration Has Devious Plan To Socialize Education Probably
NC Developers Working Hard To Prevent Scientists From Making Sea Level Forecasts
Michelle Obama Releases Fancy Book About Gardening
Obama Calls Romney To Congratulate Him In Epic Washington Gaffe
Let Us All Give A Standing Ovation To This Darling Four-Year-Old Wishing Homos To Hell
Why Is Barack Obama Politicizing The Presidential Medal Of Freedom?
Like A Good Neighbor, Bill Clinton Is There
The Obama Administration Assures You That Its Drone-Kill List Is In Good Hands
Mitt Romney Can't Explain What He Learned from Firing People
House Republicans Locate Lone Instance When Equal Rights Apply
'Politicizing' Now Simply Refers To Obama Saying Anything
Robert Mugabe, Beacon Of Hope, Appointed Tourism Ambassador By U.N.
AZ Teabagger Candidate Running on Traditional Platform of Hypocrisy
And Here Is A Youthful, Smiling Mitt Romney Pointing A Gun At His Jaw
Who's Pumped To Spend A Week With Republicans, In Tampa, In The Summer?
Ill. Senator Mark Kirk Turns Out Not To Be Gay, Actually Has Tons Of Lady Problems
Dan Abrams Will Not Let His Mediaite Be Bullied By That Trollop Meghan McCain!
GOP In Disarray Over Just How Much Of American Health Care System To Destroy
Morning Survey! Who Else, Besides Donald Trump, Is 'Good People'?
Why Are These Dastardly Spaniards Turning These Poor Penguins Gay?
Google Thinks We're Dumb And Lets Glenn Beck Take Over the Internet
Mean Old Alan Simpson Not Done Yelling At Republicans
The New Horrible Thing Liberals Are Responsible For: Some Bomber Dude
New Hampshire House Majority Leader Will Keep Resigning Until He Gets It Right
So Sorry, You Will Need To Change Your Panties Now
Your Memorial Day Weekend Happy Funtime Post: Duke Cunningham Still Behind Bars
Your Memorial Day Weekend Weep-Along, With Your Host, Old Handsome Joe Biden
Here Is Your Great Wisconsin Recall Debate Totally Timed For Maximum Exposure
Mitt Romney Won't Cancel Tacky Vegas Vow Renewal With Trump
Very Sane Website Explains: English-Only Driving Tests Protect Against Bigotry, Racism, The Pope
Brain-Eating Space Virus Roger Ailes Turns on Itself
Ew Gross What No (John Edwards)
We Nominate Fred Karger for President of Campaign Ads
How Dare This ‘Out-Of-Bounds’ Reporter Ask Jesse Kelly About His White Supremacist Pals? (Video)
More Hot Chicks In Combat, More Men At The Gyno
Your Morning Braintrust: Of Course Those Gays Should Be In The Pen So No More Gay Babies Can Be Born
Romney: I Love The Interchange With Individuals That Are Probing And Pushing
Young Barry Obama Always Bogarted That Joint
Young Meghan McCain Speaks Ill Of Dead Andrew Breitbart, Live Michelle Malkin
Why Won't The Democrats Compromise On The Budget Like Republicans Do?
New Jersey Mayor Arrested for Trying to Make Internet Quit Saying Mean Things About Him
Who Would Win In A Barfight: Joe The Plumber Or Joe The Biden?
Ungrateful West Philly African Americans Inhospitable To Poor Mitt Romney
Iran's Navy Saves American Ship From Pirates, We Are All Best Friends Now Hooray!
Spain Takes Break From Economic Woes to Laugh at Rick Scott
Levi Johnston Broke After Squandering Playgirl Pay On Boats And Guns And Stuff
Ghost Of Breitbart Convinced That Obama Will Drop Out Of The Presidential Race
'BudgetTravel.com' Joins War On Christians
Mitt Romney Says Something, CNN Writes it Down
Let’s All Get Gay Married On A Base On The Moon
Welcome To Miami Beach, Urban Kids, Now Go To Jail
New York Assemblyman Wants You To Sign Your Mean Internet Posts About New York Assemblymen
Veepstakes! Romney Hero Meg Whitman Out-Bains Bain Capital, Slashes 27,000 Jobs At HP
The Wonkette Geopoliticker: You’ve Come A Lilongwe, Malawi!
Film School: Your Exciting New Path to Obtaining Government Secrets
Chris Matthews: Cable News Never Would Have Let That Bad Iraq Reporting Go Unchecked
Awesome American Airlines Pilot Puts Abortion Slut In Her Place
Angry Old Coot Alan Simpson Lashes Out At 'Wretched Group' Of Fellow Old Coots
More Democrats Squeamish About Trying To Win Presidential Election
Meet Terrifying Pennsylvania GOP Crime Family 'The Orie Sisters'
Steve King Talking Dirty In Public Again
Wisconsin Republican Mata Hari Should Probably Be Hotter
Gallup: Record High Number Of Pro-Life Americans Want To Kill Your Children
Your Morning Whatsit: On Mitt Romney's Sad Awkward Laughter
Nation Weeps As ‘Obama Not An American’ Rep. Mike Coffman Releases Tragic Hostage Video
Wingnuts Confused Over How To Be Angry About New DC Comics Gay Superhero
Yes, Of Course Bristol Palin Has A New Reality TV Show, Why Wouldn't She
Lucky Children, World's Most Racist Non-Racist Man Is Louisiana School Psychologist
GOP Says Obama Is Worse Than Carter Without In Any Way Implying Carter Did Better Things
Sarah Palin Snubbed For Top Speaking Spot at Dairy Goods Meetup
The Wonkette Geopoliticker: Our Favorite Cold War
Breitbart's Biggest Bombshell Yet: Someone Else's SAT Scores Prove Obama Might Be Dumber Than Bush!
To Which Television Job Is This Latest Vapid Political Daughter Entitled?
Mob Offers Free Club Sammich To White Supremacists
Newt Gingrich Is All Out Of Whore Diamonds
Scientific Studies Show We're Turning Into Insecure Jerks
Why Didn't Obama Let Invisible Hand Of Free Market Protect Joplin From Deadly Tornado?
Nice Try, Obama, But Your Doctored Football Photo Is America’s No. 1 News Story
Socialists Trying To Prevent Job Creator From Selling Reagan's Blood
This Just In: GOP Is True Party of Civil Rights Because of Welfare, or Something
Priest Battles Homosexuality One 16-Year-Old At A Time
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Let's Classify This AZ Secretary of State's Birther Email Demands As 'Comedy Gold'
Bad Boy Chef-Trotter Tony Bourdain Will Fry Up Dick Cheney's Skull And Sodomize Him With It
The 'Evangelicals Won't Turn Out For a Mormon' Narrative Is Done, Spent, Over
Report: Congress Using Smaller Words to Yell at Each Other This Year
Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker Appoints ‘Deer Czar’ Who Says Deer-Hunting Is Communist
Let's Make Fun Of Rep. Daniel Webster, For Being Bad At Congress
George Zimmerman's View To A Pill
North Carolina Man Of God Would Like To Put All Queers Behind Electric Fence Until They Die (VIDEO)
Nation Safe From First-Time-Offender Drug Queen-Pin Granny For Rest Of Her Natural Life
Call Off Your Dogs, Twitter: Cory Booker Evolves On 'Nauseating' Attacks On Romney's Record At Bain
Grover Norquist: Why Are All These Democrat Nazis Holocausting Poor Billionaire Eduardo Saverin?
A Children's Treasury Of Hot Chicago NATO Protester Communists, And Jesse Jackson
Why Won't The Navy Let This Former Chaplain Explain: Evil Spirits From Homos Make Animals Gay
Here Is Your New P-E-N-I-S Lady, But About Blacks Instead Of Gays!
Mitt Romney Will Use Constant Mockery To Win America's Hearts
We’re All Getting Rich On Mitt Romney’s First Day, Video Says
House Votes to Give Middle Finger to Pentagon Missile Defense Strategy
Meanwhile, In Congress, A Veritable Donnybrook Erupts Over Libations
Eagle Forum Pretty Sure Rape Victim Congresswoman Is The Real Rapist
Obama May Not Make The Arizona Ballot For Usual Stupid Arizona Reasons
Rahm Emanuel Has Been Locked In His Bedroom, Sobbing, For 24 Hours
You Don't Gotta Tell Joe Arpaio About (Debunked) Literary Agent's 'Kenya' Brochure, He's Got This
Joe The Plumber Explains To Stupid Hippie Why Paying Taxes Is Cool (VIDEO)
Liberal New York Times Simply Does Not Care For Obama's Facial Expression (Update: Nevermind!)
Obama Just Cold Trolling Conservatives With Obama-Centric Reagan Bio
Pro-Life Ladies Compare Obama's America To Totalitarian State (VIDEO)
Army Of Minority Babies Prepares Crushing Assault On All Whites
This 'Punish That Cocksure Little Facebook Twerp' Legislation Sounds Delightful
George W. Bush Writing Alternate History Sci-Fi Book Where He Knows How To Run A Country
Queen of Italy Michelle Obama Will Receive Free Olive Oil Forever
Arab Media Chokes On 'His Penis'
How Gay Is Charlie Crist's Extortion Scandal, On A Scale From One To Very Gay?
Billionaire Republicans Have Fool-Proof Secret Weapon Against Obama That Will Totally Work This Time
Joe Biden Has Some Things To Yell At You, Rich People
Dumb AZ Politician Easily Falls For FBI's Free Baseball Ticket Trap
Men's Rights Group Happily Endorses Crappy House GOP Version of VAWA
Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Owns Your Vag But Penises Must Run Free
Mike Huckabee Declares War On Obama's 'Morally Repugnant Political Whores'
Operation Rescue Founder Randall Terry Invites Your Wonkette To Drink Beer, Murder Children
World Net Daily Declares Obama's Love Letters Fraudulent, For No Real Reason
Feds Cutting Back On Nuclear Power Plant Safety Because Honestly, Why Bother
Stop The Presses: There May Be Factual Inaccuracy In Latest James O'Keefe Masterpiece
Heroic Colorado Ladies Lysol Students At Prom For Pretending To Do Butt-Sechs
Ta-Da! Genius Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker Invents New Kind Of Math To Solve State's Jobs Woes
Nobody Will Let Poor Chris Christie Save Your Pussy From That Tree
Voter ID Bill's Newest Victim: GOP Lawmaker Who Shouted 'Sieg Heil'
Rielle Hunter Needed Healer's Help For 'Wrong Sauce' On Reuben Sandwich
Empress of Outer Space Orly Taitz Has New Senate Campaign Ad (VIDEO)
Rep. McKeon: Due Process Should Be Treat for Good Little Humans Only
Americans Elect Going The Way Of MySpace, Barack Obama Currently In Fourth Place
Congress To Finish Destroying Country During Lame Duck Session
Senior Officials, K Street: Terrorist Group Is Nice Now, Everybody!
Greek Neo-Nazis Win 21 Seats, Charm Nation With Reminder It Is ‘Time To Fear’
George W. Bush Finally Endorses Romney at Ornate Elevator Door-Shutting Ceremony
Man Charged In DUI Death For Which He Was In Jail When Haley Barbour Pardoned Him For Other DUI
Fox's Dana Perino: California Gov. Jerry Brown Is A Dictator Because He Made A Youtube
MS Rep. Bubba Carpenter Proud To Have Eradicated Abortion In The State, Save For The Coathanger Kind
Colorado House Speaker Forced To Find More Clever Ways To Murder Undead Civil Union Bill
How Much Pain Can Cops Inflict On You? John Roberts To Decide This, Ugh
Daily Caller Explains James O'Keefe's Sting Of 'Democrat-Friendly' Vote Fraud By GOP Kids Voting GOP
Virginia Kills Judge's Nomination Because He Acts Like He Is Married ... To A Man!
Edwards Wanted To Be Supreme Court Justice, Was Insulted By Rich Dowager
Ron Paul Plots New Democracy-Lite Path To Convention Glory
'Swinging Single' Dr. Henry Kissinger Reduced To Getting All His Action From TSA
Long Island Man Running Against Assemblywoman Ex-Wife Promises To Be Classy About It
Undercover Gay Bathhouse Spy Will Be Minnesota’s Next Michele Bachmann
Minnesota Republicans Fragging Each Other Over Viking Stadium
Wisconsin Sen. Scott Fitzgerald Accuses His Little Lady Challenger Of Being A Puppet For Her Husband
John Derbyshire Wonders: What Should We White Supremacists Call Ourselves Today?
Vote Now! What Will Be In The GOP's Replacement For Obamacare?
Treasonous, Cowardly, Un-American Troops Favor Obama By Seven
Jamie Dimon Doesn’t Need No Regulations, Says Jamie Dimon
Here Is The Nicest Story We Could Find For Mother's Day: Child Psychopaths
Joey 'The Enforcer' Biden Was Worse Bully Than Obama And Romney Combined
Romney Remains Firm On 'Right' Of Gays To Adopt For Almost Entire Day
North Carolina Guv Finds Worst Insult For Amendment One Supporters
Fox News Worries About Extinction (Its Own)
Mitt Romney Does Not Care for Barack Obama's Disgraceful Flip-Flopping
Mean Liberal MSNBC Lady Won't Let Whiner Whine About Metasomethings
Hot Gossip Interview With Wonkette's Own Former Cranbrook Preppy, Kirsten Boyd Johnson
Catholic Church Investigating New Threat To Humanity: The Girl Scouts
House Republicans Aching To Destroy Another Useful Thing, The ACS
'P-E-N-I-S Goes Into The Anus To Rupture Intestines' Says Nebraska Lady, Nobody Sure Why
A Children's Treasury Of Drunken Wonker Perverts And Weirdos
Hilariously Delusional Geraldo Rivera Thinks TSA Agent Wanted To Sex Him
Romney Fans To Gobble Down Sex Pills At Posh Fundraiser
Barack Obama Was Also Terrible Grade School Bully, HELLO
Ron Paul Supporter So Lonely, Would Like A Visit From The Secret Service Too Please
Quitter Bachmann Withdraws Swiss Citizenship (To Work Undercover)
Barack Obama Has Now Totally Ruined Marriage for Bristol Palin
Mitt Romney Bullies High School Classmates Into Saying Nice Things About Him
GOP Apologizes For 'Armed Revolution' 'Metaphor' With Reminder To Shed Blood Of Tyrants
In Case It Wasn't Clear, Michele Bachmann's Dual Citizenship Is The Left's Fault
Chris Christie Sends Obamacare Back To Kitchen
Massachusetts Democrats Working Overtime To Lose Massachusetts For Elizabeth Warren
Now For A Collection of Insults Hurled At Fan Of Same-Sex Marriage Obama
Mitt Romney Is Sorry If He Hurt You When He Went Too Far
House Armed Services Committee Busy Debating Whether Old Testament Is Or Is Not In The Bible
Diebold Machines Lose Tens of Thousands of Votes in South Bronx, So What Who Cares
Michele Bachmann Declares Allegiance to Socialist-Run Switzerland
North Carolina Has No Sense of Irony
Breaking! Romney Says His Gay Marriage Views Have Not Changed 'Since Running For Office'
Breaking! Obama Evolves Back To Gay Marriage Stance He Held In 1996
Reverse Racism! Young White Person Unjustly Profiled For Wearing Hoodie
Who Could Possibly Interpret Suggestion That We ‘Kill’ Claire McCaskill As Some Kind Of Threat?
Obama Campaign: President's L.A. Travel Will Not Disrupt Wonkette Drinky Thing And Meetup
Ousted Senator Lugar Says Something True, WaPo Needs Its Fainting Couch
Liberal Fascists Strip Pulitzer Nominations From World's Greatest Pundit Jonah Goldberg
Nearly Half Of West Virginia Democrats Vote For 'Inmate No. 11593-051' Over Barack Obama
Local Virginia Republicans Offer ‘Armed Revolution,’ Jell-O Salad
Wisconsin Hero Injured Jumping In Front Of SUV Of 'Crazy Liberal Nut' Voting Against Scott Walker
Why Is The Jack-Booted Government Arresting All These Nice White Supremacists?
Be Very Afraid: The Only Witness To Death Of Breitbart Has 'Vanished'
Lugar Loses 'Battle of Two Dicks' Indiana Primary
GOP Blocks Student Loan Bill, Will Blame Obama For Blocking Student Loan Bill
Joe 'You Lie' Wilson's Wife Also Has Talent for Screaming Outbursts
This One House Republican Really Loves Planned Parenthood
Obama Administration (In The) Black
Will This Chicken Monster Be Our New Vice President?
Romney's New Best Friend: The Dude Who Bragged About Private Jet While His Coal Mine Collapsed
David Brooks Collects Enough Pennies To Buy His $4 Million Dream House
When Will The Left Stop Being Hysterical About Obama Being Tried For Treason?
Romney Will 'Take A Lot Of Credit' For Auto Industry Comeback That He Mocks Obama For Daily
Santorum Endorses Romney In Sad, Rambling Late-Night Email
Rich Lowry: When Will This Welfare Queen 'Julia' Get Off Head Start And Pell Grants?
Maine Gov. Paul LePage To Unemployed Shiftless Slobs: Get Off The Couch
Long National Nightmare Over As Rich People Back To Being Richer Than Ever!
It's Been Another Banner Day in News About Truck Nutz
Chuck Todd Declares Existence of Homosexual Currency
U.S. Troops Won’t Answer To Liberal U.N. Secretary-General Nick Fury
The Wonkette Geopoliticker: Let's Cold War With The Soviets Over The Arctic Circle!
National Review All Snitty About Poors And Taxes For A Change
Failed AL Governor Has Ditched Wife To Knock Up Lesbians In New Zealand
Somehow It Is A Gaffe For Joe Biden To Talk About Domestic Violence, We Guess
Michelle Obama Is Weak On Obesity, Nation Keeps Getting Fatter
GOP Will Help Obama Get Rid Of 'Food Stamp President' Label By Getting Rid Of Food Stamps, Helpfully
Michele Bachmann Calls A Spade A Spade
‘Ex-Gay’ Group Cancels Party Because Nobody Wants To Come
Oh No France Is Socialist Again
Handsome Old Joe Biden Walks Into Gay Couple's Back Door
Happy 'It's Not Mexican Independence' Day!
Florida Judge Denies New Trial To Lady Standing Her Ground, But Totally Not Because She's Black
New Poll: Majority of North Carolina Voters More Idiotic Than Previously Thought
Tony The Tiger On Jon Stewart's Vagina Manger: Tastes Grrrreat!
Lame Details From Inside The Lame Courtship Of Michael Bloomberg's Endorsement
Adam Yauch Remembrances: Wolf Blitzer Edition
Is Michele Bachmann Taking Too Many Pills Again?
Ted Nugent Offers To Fellate Reporter And Rape Producer To Show That Ted Nugent Is A Damn Nice Guy
How Sweet: Politico Helps Students Prepare For The AP US Government & Politics Exam
Check Out These Lovely New Heartland Institute Murder Billboards
Wingnuts Furious ... With National Review Writer Noting Positive Jobs Report
Losing French Person Sarkozy Red-Faced And Flailing In Debate With Commie Marxist Kenyan Socialist
National Review Writer Does Not Care For HBO Program Explaining Why She Is A Fat Load
Susan G. Komen Staffers Dropping Like Flies
Nice Lt. Gov. Of Florida Knows Nothing About Trayvon Martin Case, But Thanks For Calling
Job Losses Fault of Mean Protesters And Not Scott Walker, Says Scott Walker
Important Wonkette Party Announcement, About Parties And Your Wonkette
Felonious American Hero Jack Abramoff: G-d Does Not Care For 'Truth' And/Or 'Peace'
What Conservative Blogger People Totally Sold Out To Mitt Romney Yesterday?
Nikki Haley Has Best-Ever Legal Defense Strategy Against Ethics Probe
Orly Taitz Still Suing To Get Off Ballot Guy Who Beat Her In 2010
Today In Hitler: Hitler Loved Cocaine And Bull Semen And Farting Everywhere
Minnesota State Troopers Got Occupy Activists High, For Research
Michele Bachmann's Meanest Quotes About Her Beloved Endorsee, Mitt Romney
Journalism Job! Have You Applied Yet At Al-Qaeda's Mag?
David Cameron, You Have Been Cavorting Far Too Much With Barack Obama
California Senator Dianne Feinstein Has Hot New Idea For Drug War: 'Just Say No'
Joe The Plumber: What Could Obama Possibly Be Doing That Is More Important Than Joe The Plumber?
Susan G. Komen and The Dictator's Daughter Had A Lovely Cure For The Race
Wall Street Donor Asks Obama For Healing Speech Praising Rich People
'Heartless Plutocrat Magazine' Names Texas Best State For Heartless Plutocrats And Their Serfs
Newt Gingrich Drops Out To Spend More Time With His Creditors
Angry Eagle Eats Ann Romney's Nipple
Florida Gov. Rick Scott On Tampa's Republican Convention: Needs More Guns
Americans For Prosperity's Insane Ad Against Popular Housing Bill Is Insane
Treasure Hunter Gives Up Hunting For Gold Because Bin Laden's Corpse Is More Interesting
Bloggers Offer Cool Ten Grand For Stupid-Head Obama's College Transcripts
Don't Pee On Electric Fence, Says Texas Politics Guy
Which Randomly Generated Nouns Will Levi Johnston Name His Baby?
Important Vanity Fair Barack Obama Nerd Love Update: Young Obama Wore Brut
Wife Of NC Senator Touts Anti-Gay Amendment One: Gay Marriages Don't Make White Babies
Tales Of Youthful Barack Obama Nerd Love
Master Of Terror Stephen King Rains Buckets Of Blood On Poor Rich Folks
Liveblogging Obama's 'Bin Laden Still Dead' Afghanistan Victory Lap
Wingnut Victory: Romney's Gay Aide Successfully Bullied Out of His Job
Romney's Rich Buddy Wants Hipsters To Be Investors Or Something, For America
Romney In NYC: Obama Should Have Handled Bin Laden The Way I Say I Said I Would
Newt Gingrich Sends Bizarre Message from Outer Space of His Mind
Townhall Columnist Solves Everything: Secret Service Is Addicted To Porn
Daughter Of Regular-Guy-With-Six-Houses Scott Brown Totally Loving Her Obamacare
A May Day Message For The NYPD, From Their Friends At Occupy Wall Street
Allen West: How Dare Obama 'Laugh' And 'Dine' At Dinner Where Allen West Laughed And Dined
Joe Walsh: Electing a Black President Made Us 'Feel Good About' Ourselves
Republican 'Elders' Hate Fun, Want Boringest Possible VP Candidate
FBI Foils Stupid Jerk Anarchists' Stupid Violent May Day Nonsense
Real American Shoots Gay-Homo Anti-'Amendment One' Sign, With Bullets Of Love
The Wonkette Geopoliticker: Congrats On Getting Rid Of Your War Criminal, Liberia!
Romney Aide Outlines Bold New Campaign Strategy of Stealing Credit For All Good Things
Romney, Obama Arguing Over Who'd Have Murdered Bin Laden Harder
Rush Limbaugh: 'All Hillary Is Is A Secretary'
How Will Media Totally Avoid Useful News Coverage of May Day Protests?
Sarah Palin Was Not A Terrible Horrible No-Good Veep Pick, Says Noted Pundit Bristol Palin
Nobody Has Any Money, Least Of All The Government, Because We Are All Fat
Good-Time Monday Fun-Day Stories From Arizona's 'Stand Your Ground' Law, 'Make My Day'
US Army Does Not Understand Ted Nugent Is An American Hero, Says Ted Nugent
Whom Did Obama Murder Now? Breitbart's Coroner, Probably
Boehner: How Is Obama Diminishing The Presidency Today? By Picking 'Fake Fights'
Whom Did Obama Kill At The White House Correspondents Dinner Last Night?
Nicolas Sarkozy In Bedouin With Gaddafi
LA Riots 1992: What The South-Central Schoolteacher Saw
Romney To Students: Just Borrow $20 Thousand From Your Parents And Be An Entrepreneur!
Don't Worry: This Story Ends With Everybody In Prison
Let's All Point and Laugh at Mitt Romney Boring Students to Sleep
Brian Williams Wins Shark-Jumping Award For Osama Death Anniversary Celebrations
Catholic Church Reaching Around To Jews and Muslims Over Shared Hatred Of Gays
House Votes to Fight Chinese Spying on Americans With American Spying on Americans
Bristol Palin Absolutely Not Sexing Anyone, Says Bristol Palin
DC To Take Rare Evening To Honor Unsung Heroes
No, John Bolton, They Were Just Laughing At A Dick Joke
Latest Obama Web Ad: Bill Clinton Rambles For 90 Seconds
Regular Guy Scott Brown Has Twice As Many Houses As Mitt Romney
John Boehner Has New Bar For ‘Beneath Dignity’ Of Presidency: Obama Flying In His Plane (Video!)
Lady Republicans Willfully Refuse To Recognize Phoniness Of 'War On Women' In VAWA Vote
Ann Coulter: Hollywood Libels Businessmen By Telling Their True Stories
Andrew Breitbart Tribute Video 'Breitbart Is Here' Is Quite Something
Karl Rove Would Like To Troll You With His Electoral Map
Democracy Canceled in Michigan Because of Incorrect Font Size on Form
Scandal: Obama Campaign Mentioning Osama’s Death To Help Win Reelection
Egypt Bringing New Meaning To Term 'Cold Fish' (UPDATED!)
The EPA Is Full of Barbarians and Energy Corporations Are Now Jesus
Sandra Fluke Engagement Leads To Even More Hilarious Jokes
Hot Excerpts From Robert Draper's New Book About The Idiot House of Representatives
Obama Conducting 'Marxist Dogma' By Trying To Reduce Child Labor On Farms
Louisiana Foster Kids Saved From Horror of Loving Homes
TSA Simply Cannot Stop Molesting Children and Congressmen
Only Mitt Romney Can Stop The Grave Soviet Threat
Janine Turner: Convert Your Liberal Friends To Reasonableness By Calling Them Stupid Traitors
Wingnuts Debut Boot-Scootin' English-Only Anthem For Antonin Scalia (Video!)
Pasties Take A Licking From UK Parliament
GOP’s Hot New Strategy: Romney Is Boring And Sour And Full Of Malaise! (VIDEO!)
The Wonkette Geopoliticker: Where Will Billionaires Propose To Each Other If The Maldives Are Gone?
Oh Yeah, Apparently Newt Gingrich Dropped Out of The Race Today?
BREAKING! Secret Service Sexing Must Be Rampant Because Marines Bought A Hooker In Brazil!
Scalia Shares Gratuitously Jerky Comment About Illegals Right on Cue
Tennessee Rep.: Bullied Gay Children Who Killed Themselves Didn't Have 'Proper Principles'
Real Househusband Tareq Salahi's Next 'Journey': The Virginia Governor's Mansion
GOP Senators Beg Frugal Pentagon to Request More Expensive War Toys
Fox News Threatened By Liberals' 'Socialist' Efforts In Outer Space
Obama Won't Let Poor Private Prison Beat And Rape Its Juvie Inmates, Because He Loves Crime
'Moms' Newest Battalion In War On Moms
Miss South Carolina Teen USA Now Running For Gabby Giffords’ Seat, Like Such As
Crybaby Car Robber/Firebug Darrell Issa: Obama Administration 'Most Corrupt In History'
Barack Obama Equals Rielle Hunter's Baby Daddy, According To Woman With Pulitzer
Your Boyfriend Barack Obama Would Like To Talk To You Long And Slow (VIDEO)
Hello Beggars, Here Is Your Newt's Last Chance Liveblog
Announcement: Live-Blogging Of Ye Olde Delaware Primarye To Commence Sometime Maybe
Iranian Diplomat Too Sexy For Pre-Teens He Fondled In Public Pool
Steny Hoyer Picks Hopeless Nerd Slapfight With John Boehner
Newt Gingrich Will Reassess His Plan To Declare Himself American Emperor
Here Is Your New Occupy Wall Street Poster Of A Unicorn Biting Pepper-Spray Cop's Head Off
Obama Travels To North Carolina To Make Fun of Virginia Foxx
Republican National Committee Co-Chair Thinks All Black Officials Are The Same
Hannity: Poor People Are Doing Fine Because There Is Enough Rice And Beans To Go Around
Chuck Grassley's Got This Whole Secret Service Problem Covered, You Guys
Which Black People Does Tucker Carlson Hate Now? Oh, Just The NAACP (Video)
How Could They Cram So Much Racism And Sexism Into Just One Lawsuit Against Paula Deen?
Mexicans Getting The Hell Out Of Miserable United States
Why Is This Tennessee School Racist Against This Nice Girl's Confederate Flag Dress?
Gingrich Plumps For Anti-Gay Amendment: Marriage Between A Man And A Women Until She Gets Sick
Orly Taitz Losing Senate Race, GOP Racism Against White People to Blame
Newt Gingrich Fails Even To Get .Com Address For 'ObamaFailures.net'
Liberal Media Predictably In Tank for Liberal Candidate Mitt Romney
MN GOP Takes Fiscal Conservatism To Logical Conclusion, Is Evicted For Not Paying Rent
Tampa Strip Clubs To Be Disappointed When Hordes of Straight GOPers Fail To Come
Catholic League Declares Itself To Have Broken Jon Stewart's Spirit
California Legislature Is AT&T's Bought-And-Paid-For Sexytime Gal
National Enquirer: Catfighting Michelle Obama Has 'Claws Out' For That Nice Ann Romney
Congressman Dana Rohrabacher (R-The Taliban) Gets No Respect From Afghanistan
Michelle Obama Spends More Time on Television Than Actual Actors, According to Vague Statement
French Resistance Encodes Election Results On Twitter: The Dwarf Has Pawned His Rolex
Daily Caller Finds 'Stand Your Ground' Shooting Victim It Can Get Behind (Hint: She Is White)
Jester's Reporte: HRH 'Patty' Noonington Is A Communist
Wal-Mart de Mexico Flips a Peso: Bribes or Baggers? Bribes Win
We Won't have Chuck Colson To Kick Around Anymore
Jeb 'The Smart One' Bush Gladdens Democrat Hearts With Vague 'Maybe' To Veep Question
Susan G. Komen Parboils The Truth With Dictator’s Daughter Denials
Apocalyptic Weather Fools Americans Into Thinking Climate Change Is Real
Mitt Romney Hosted A Lovely Totalitarian Loyalty-Pledge Party Today
Boston Sports Monsters Allegedly Boo President's Recorded Video Message
The Wonkette Geopoliticker: What We Missed In Cartegena While We Made Our Groupon Twitter Jokes
Mitt Romney Somehow Liberal Now For Hiring Gay GOP War Salesman
Joe Manchin Is So Principled That He Just May Support Mitt Romney
Racist Gallery Available For People Who Can't Afford To Visit Alabama
Your Cutesy Little Insight Into Mormonism Sucks
Romney Blames Obama For Plant That Closed During Bush Presidency
Fox Boss’s Gotcha Too ‘Ugly’ Even For Bill O’Reilly
Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal Bores GOP To Tears In Castro-Length Veep-Tryout Speech
Bishop In Search Of Hitler and Stalin Says Obama Good Enough Match
Sarah Palin Right About A Thing
Talmudic Scholar Pat Robertson: It's Not Their Fault The 'Poor Jews' Are So Stupid (VIDEO!)
Eric Cantor: Yeah, We've Got Some Anti-Semites In the House GOP
The Life And Loves Of Susan G. Komen's Newest Bosom Buddy, Gulnara Karimova
Scott Walker Professes Love For Ted Nugent, People Who Protect Their Turf With Guns
Michele Bachmann Orders Barack Obama To Put Down That Tar Baby
Marco Rubio Says He'd Reject VP Offer But Is Maybe Lying?
Romney Firm Too Busy Firing People For Not Being Mormon To Create Those Jobs He Keeps Talking About
Tennessee Close To Banning Any Sex Education That Involves The Word 'Sex'
Virginia Foxx Simply Does Not Care For You Damn Kids And Your Debt
Congressional Dems To Mitt Romney: Put Your Welfare Money Where Your Mouth Is
Kathryn Jean Lopez Would Like You To Know She Has An S&M Relationship With The Lord
Hero Lady Cop Will Probably Be Fired For Stopping Police Beatdown, Because Duh
Pope Yells at Nuns For Acting Too Much Like Jesus, Not Enough Like Pope
Virginia Town Shuts Down Lady's Spa For Sexytime Because A Man Tried To Rape Her
Susan G. Komen Foundation In Hot Sexy Hook-Up With Dictator's Daughter
Scott Brown Kindly Accepts Yankees' Reparation For Babe Ruth In Form of Campaign Donation
Florida Stops Dancing Thugs From Destroying Town
Gulf Of Mexico Seafood Much Cuter Now Without All Those Eyes
California Innovates New Immigrant-Hating Treehugger Fusion Wingnut
Library Of Congress Employee Fired After Liking 'Two Dads' Facebook Page
Immigrant Kids Are So Over This Place
'One Million Moms,' Fresh Off Victory Over Ellen Degeneres, Has New Lesbos In Sights
Twitter Digest: Ted Nugent And Secret Service To Bang Whores, Barbecue A Dog
The Wonkette Geopoliticker: Everyone Welcome Newest Sort Of Country ‘Azawad’!
Apparently Sometimes There Are 'Officially Sanctioned Purposes' For Posing With Corpses
The Refuterer: Margaret Thatcher Was Not Actually Ronald Reagan’s Secretary
Newt Gingrich Makes World’s Actual Most Pathetic Campaign Ad
Donald Trump Gave Ann Romney A Pretty Horsey Cake
Hillary Clinton Is Your Future President, Again
A Children's Treasury Of Communist Wisconsin Zombies Mobbing Their Prey, Gov. Scott Walker
Fox News Token Liberal's F-Bomb Terrifies Sean Hannity
Why Is 'The Bachelor' Racist Against Hot Black Football Players?
GSA Crashing Its Own Party With Tales of Exploding Toilets, Bubble Baths And Wine Coolers
The Secret Service Would Like A Quiet Moment With Ted Nugent
Mitt Romney: Legislation Is For Letting Me Hide My Tax Returns, Not For Giving You Health Care
Sad Johnny Boehner's A Mitt Man
Here Is a Political Blog Post About Dog Diarrhea
Former GOP Presidential Candidates Still Struggling Through Kubler-Ross Stages Of Grief
What Is Chelsea Clinton Hiding About Monica Lewinsky?
Ramesh Ponnuru: These 'Women' You May Have Heard Of Do Not Actually Exist
Mitt Romney Accidentally Gives Details On Something, Somewhere, To Someone
GOP To Ronald Reagan’s Secretary: Pay Those Taxes Harder!
Sorry We Missed Your Birthday, Ann Romney!
Patriot Zoo Animal Attempts To Eat Newt Gingrich Alive
Friendly Republicans Offer To Help Obama Out By Looking Into This Whole Hooker Thing For Him
Ted Nugent: 'Ride Into That Battlefield,' Behead The Democrats This Fall
Will You 'Quit Money' On U.S. Tax Day, Like 'The Man Who Quit Money'?
Sara Benincasa Fights For Vagina Rights At Fiesta In NYC Tonight
No Unemployment Moolah For Minnesota GOP Staffer Canned For Laying Senator
Who Will Be America's Next Most Historic Secretary of State?
Michelle Obama Ends War On Women Ceasefire With Disgraceful Prom Photo
British Lord In Spot Of Bother After Putting $10 Million Bounty on Barack Obama's Head
Unmitigated Disaster Dick Cheney Calls Obama An 'Unmitigated Disaster'
For Just $50,000 Mitt Romney Will Throw In An Invite To His (First) Inauguration
VIDEO! Mitt Romney Enlists In The War On Stay-At-Home-Moms (If They Are Poor And On Welfare)
Here Is Your Weekend Video Of Ronald Reagan Being A Total Communist
Barack Obama Finally Gets A Sex Scandal
Sen. Ron Johnson Considers Classic 'Pivot' Of Firing Everyone
War On Moms Update: Moms Retreat To Gun Convention
Rick Santelli Must Be Declared Vice President Right Now
Arizona Passes Bill Allowing Guns In Public Buildings, And Why Ever Not?
In Embittered Lovers' War Of Words, Fox Slams Newt Gingrich For Two-Timing With CNN
The Obamas Made 800+ Trillion Dollars Last Year (Per Day)
Bummed-Out Iowa Republican Withdraws Amendment To Drug Test Any Moms Who Get Child Support
Bristol Palin On Levi Johnston Baby News: 'I Said No Way, Shut Up!'
Quiz! Who Said It: Tucker Carlson Or Idi Amin?
Newark Mayor Cory Booker Breaks Into Building, Abducts Woman Inside
New Mexico Cop Has Explosive Situation On His Hands (VIDEO)
Here Is A Story About Ben Quayle With A Potato That Looks Like A Penis
Wolf Blitzer Will Put All Of You In, Uhh, All Of You In Timeout
Foster Friess Is Already Doing The Lord's Work For Mitt Romney On Teevee
Lyndon B. Johnson Called His Penis 'Jumbo'
Dispatches From Another Day Of Ceaseless, Unrelenting Lies
Bitter Newt Gingrich's Mouth Writes Fox A Check His Ass Can't Cash
Check-Kiting Con-Man Newt Gingrich Has Been Bouncing Checks To Everyone, Forever (VIDEO!)
This Smug Sex Mannequin Is The Official Libertarian Mascot
Gigantic Radical Homosexual Agenda Busy Tearing Holes In All The Bottoms (VIDEO)
Herman Cain's Latest 'Campaign' Video: The Government Is An Evil Man-Eating Chicken
Catholic League's Bill Donohue Explainers: Catholics Are Against Adoption Now
Check-Kiting Grifter Newt Gingrich Stiffed Nevada Small Businessman, But It Felt Like A Kiss (VIDEO)
Nice Ann Romney Dragged Before Obamacare Death Panel, On Twitter
FUNNY VP WATCH: What Could Go Wrong With a Lindsay Graham Pick?
SarahPAC Pulls Off Another Banner Quarter of Grift
WingNutDaily Is Not Pleased With Ghost Andrew Breitbart's Stealing All Its Vettenings
Whack-A-Mole: Who Will Rid Rupert Murdoch Of This Turbulent Pest?
States With 'Abstinence Only' Sex-Ed Continue To Knock Their Teens Up The Biggest
Does Mitt Romney Support The Equal Pay Act? He Will 'Get Back To You On That'
Check-Kiting Swindler Newt Gingrich Says He Is Rocky And Reagan On 'Newsmax.tv' (VIDEO)
Michelle Obama Appears on 'Biggest Loser,' Is Now a Kardashian
Who Do You Think Are Florida Rep Allen West's '80 Communists' In The House of Representatives?
Another Racist Out At National Review Because It Is A Day Ending In 'Y' (VIDEO)
Young Turks Stop Yelling Long Enough To Bid Rick Santorum Adieu (VIDEO)
Cocky Elizabeth Warren Just Spiking Football, Forwarding Scott Brown's Fundraising Emails Verbatim
Herman Cain: Ladies Be Stupid (VIDEO!)
Statement: Newt Gingrich Prepares To Declare Himself President
WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE! James O’Keefe Depos: Breitbart Paid Pimp, Ho Mad Cheddar For ACORN Videos
Wonkette Bookmaker: For What Cabinet Position Will Mitt Romney 'Tap' Loser Rick Santorum?
BREAKING! Rick Santorum Takes His Balls And Goes Home
Monsanto Threatens To Sue Entire State Of Vermont Over Food Labeling Bill
George W. Bush Wishes Bush Tax Cuts Were Named After His Father, Not Him
Baseball Person Suspended For Having Political Opinion For Which Miami Cubans Do Not Care
Here Is Your New Morning Meme, S*** Gay People Say To John Derbyshire
Stunning Victory For Furious Wingnuts: Obama Camp No Longer Cutting $10 Off Sweatshirts With Hoods
Super Not Racist Zimmerman Family: AG Eric Holder Protecting New Black Panthers Because He Is Black
GOP Rep. Hartzler Absolutely Sure She Isn't Sure That Obama's Birth Certificate Is Real
Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker Just Pretty Much Saying 'Eat Me' At This Point
If Only This Daily Caller Guy Had Listened To John Derbyshire, He'd Still Have His Bike
THE VETTING: White House Giving Obama Balls To Children?
Robot Helicopters Will Only Be Used To Spy On Pirates, We Swear
Hero Florida GOP Rep Lady Ruins All Barack Obama's Martial Law Fun
Karl Rove Has $200 Million To Screw Around With
Allen West: Tanning Tax Is 'Racist,' John Wayne Is 'Watching Our Back'
Noted Scholar 'Chuck Grassley's Twitter' Calls Obama 'Stupid'
Rick Warren Joins Furious Wingnuts: Obama's 'Freedom To Worship' Is War On Religion
Fox Calls Neo-Nazis Patrolling Sanford 'Civil Rights Group,' To Be Fired By National Review (VIDEO!)
The Time 'World's Most Collected Painter' Thomas Kinkade, Who Is Dead Now, Lied To Us About The NEA
Ann Romney Is Now 'Naughty' Mitt Romney's Mother, Also, Too
Wasilla Idiot Holding Up ‘Year Of The Girl’ Proclamation: Girl Scouts Equal Abortion
Breitbart's Ghost: Obama Exploited Catholics By Being Endorsed By Them
You Have One More Hour To Steal This Wonkette Art Election (UPDATE: WE HAVE WINNERS)
Comical Connecticut Senate Candidate Cries 'Whore' During Debate
Wingnuts Have New Kenyan Communist Anti-Colonial Enemy No. 1: Archbishop Desmond Tutu
Bo Obama Wears Bunny Ears Almost Long Enough to Distract From Michelle Obama's New Hairstyle
Al Gore And Keith Olbermann Now In Battle Of Snaps, Yo Mama Jokes
Alaska GOP Sen. Lisa Murkowski Keeps Not Getting Memo On War On War On Women
'Rick Santorum to Drop Out in Shame Any Day Now' Rumors Begin in Earnest
Idiot Orange County Vice Principal Gets Reamed For Yanking Pro-Gay-Marriage Kid From Beauty Contest
Campaign Reporters Officially Out Of Questions, Time For Everyone To Come Home
Phyllis Schlafly Warns Citadel Cadets: Some Feminists Will Trick You By Not Being Ugly
'Born-Again-Virgin' Bristol Palin To Shack Up With Cool Boyfriend, Renames It 'Trial Marriage'
Wonkette Book Contest: Vote For Your Favorite Disturbing Maddow/Scalia/Alien Art!
Magic Wizard Newt Gingrich Causes Everything He Touches To Go Bankrupt
RNC Chairman Slanders Caterpillars, Says War On Women ‘Is A Fiction’
A Reminder That Mitt Romney Spent A Full 100 Years Getting Every Degree At Harvard
Rep. Steve King: If Gays Would Just Stay In The Closet, Nobody Could Discriminate Against Them
Arizona Senate: 'Energy Efficiency' Is UN Plot For One-World-Order
White And Black Youths Come Together To Beat 78-Year-Old Ohio Peacenik Who Said 'Remember Trayvon'
Conservatives Wonder: If Obama Hates Paul Ryan's Plan So Much, Why Can't We Feed Park Animals?
In Arizona Even The Democrats Are Crazy
Donald Trump Now Waving His Junk At Hot Transgendered Miss Universe Lady (AUDIO!)
How Is Michelle Obama Taking The Jesus Out Of Easter Now?
Here Nerds, Have A Mid-Afternoon Obama/Uhura Snack, For ‘Bating
Mitt Romney Criticizes Political Media For Cynical Games He Absolutely Loves Playing
Super-Slick James O'Keefe Wannabe Tries To ACORN Everybody While They Point And Laugh
Fox News Anchor Tells Of Living Among 'Radical Vegetarians' In Park Slope, Brooklyn
Justices Scalia And Kagan Go Hunting For The Most Dangerous Game
John McCain: How Funny It Would Be If Someone Picked Sarah Palin For Vice President?
Win An Autographed Copy Of Rachel Maddow's Book By Drawing A Dumb Computer Picture
Welcome To Your 2012 Constitutional Crisis Starring Some Weird 5th Circuit Judge
Attorney General Eric Holder Raids Dope School, So Tired Of Only Being Hated By Right
Whom Will Rick Santorum Blame For Tonight's Loss In DC?
Thanks to Hilarious Florida Gun Law, Tampa Cannot Restrict Firearms at GOP Convention
Why Is Barack Obama Injecting Race Into Classic Children's Tale 'To Kill A Mockingbird'?
S&M Conservative Mitt Romney Personally Gay Married Entire State of 'Assachusetts'
GOP Michigan Lawmakers Will Drug-Test Your CEO Before Forking Over Corporate Welfare
Arizona Making Headway With Bill Defining Conception As...Two Weeks Prior To Conception
Lucha Libre Wrestler 'Jan Brewer's Fake Son' Will Kick All Messicans Butts Now
General Services Administration Head Resigns Over Taxpayer-Funded Vegas Bonanza
Godfather Herman Cain Will Illegally Fire All You Union Thugs
Idiocracy Posterboy Levi Johnston Will Out-Procreate Us All
Wonkette Bookmaker: Which Cabinet Person Was Russian Spy Anna Chapman Trying To Lady-Bone?
Fox Nation Calls Michelle Obama Spearchucker
'Bad Boy' Breitbart Guy Who Grilled Bono (Impersonator) Now Has Whole Book About Celebrities
Heartbroken House GOP Just Wants Its Beloved Earmarks Back
Old Lesbian Billionaire Warren Buffett Now Constantly Singing At People
Is Rick Santorum A Gutter Drunk?
BREAKY BREAKY BREAKING NEWS FROM THE AP...
Chris Christie Does Jerusalem: Vacation Pix!
RON PAUL! Supporter Harasses Mittens About Interracial Procreation
Rick Santorum: 'Seven Or Eight' California State Schools Don't Teach American History
New Rick Santorum Ad Offers Terrifying Obama-Romney Face Meld
Rick Perry: Hopped Up On Pain Pills, Singing In The Bathroom
Ann Romney: Husband Mitt Has Flaccid Pecker
Tagg Romney Simply Does Not Care For 'Mad Men' Trash-Talking His Dead Grandpa
Birther Metal Dude Dave Mustaine: Rick Santorum Would Be 'A Really Cool President,' 'Like JFK'
Sarah Palin Sure She Will Totally Pwn Katie Couric By Co-Hosting Morning Yap Show
Helpful Mormons Hitched Up Thomas Jefferson and Sally Hemings For All Eternity
Here Is Your Latest Obama Speech, For You To Fap To
Al Gore Fires Keith Olbermann For Being Terrible
Tucker Carlson's Daily Caller Begins To Stuff Its Trayvon Coverage Into The Memory Hole
Romney Will Release His Tax Returns When Obama Stops Being A Russian Iranian North Korean Mole
Old Texas Lady Beats Son's 'Roommate' With Cane, Proves You're Never Too Old To Go Hate-Criming
Bachmann: People Without Health Insurance Should Be Free To 'Roll The Dice' Of Life
Former Celebrity Apprentice Contestant Jose Canseco Accidentally Murders Poor Al Gore
George W. Bush Had Top Secret Prior Info That Obama Would Win in 2008
Joe Scarborough Discovers 'Disgusting' Daily Caller Racism, Is Surprised (VIDEO)
Kool Kampus Konservatives Love to Scribble 'White Pride' Everywhere
Let Us Now Have National Debate Over Whether Rick Santorum Said N-Word
Peggy Noonan Knows That Even Democrats Will Not Be That Sad When Obama Loses
Tucker Carlson's Daily Caller Has A New Outrage: Black People Voting
Silly Jewishes, War Criminal Congressman Allen West Knows What Is Best For You (War)
Romney Camp Saddened $100,000,000 Retirement Fund To Be Taxed At Rate Paid By Plebes
US Senate Votes To Aid and Comfort Oil Companies In Their Time Of Trillion-Dollar-Profit Need
Ex-Child Janitor Trashes Newt Gingrich's Revolutionary Economic Plan (VIDEO)
Eco-Terrorist Scamp Jailed For Punking Drilling Agency Put In 'The Hole' For Sending E-Mail
Snot-Nosed South Carolina State Rep. Proves You Must Stop Electing These Whippersnappers
Gingrich Claims Nothing Happened During Secret Hotel Tryst With Romney
Dentist Lawyer Realtor Birther Orly Taitz To Have Privilege Of Losing To Sen. Dianne Feinstein
Fidel to Pope: So, What Does a Pope Do, Anyway? (VIDEO)
Rick Santorum's New Pitch To Voters: I Am Good At Some Sports
Chip Off Old Block Mitt Romney Remembers 'Humorous' Time His Dad Shut Down a Plant
Nice Mississippi Republican Has Black Representative Escorted From House Floor, Because 'Rules'
FLOTUS Dangerously Suggests Possible Woman President in 100 Years
Rand Paul Turns Down Veep Slot to Marry True Love (Iran)
Tennessee Lege Can't Wait to Vote for Bill Exiling Immigrant Teachers
Human Monopoly Logo Mitt Romney Explainers Jay Leno: Uninsured Poors Should Die Already (VIDEO!)
Townhall Columnist Wants Obamapology for 8-Year-Old Murder of White Man by Other White Man
Scott Brown's 'Strong-Willed' Women Have Taught Him Many Things About Household Chores
Mitt Romney Edges Out Afghanistan War in Voter Popularity Contest
Al Gore: 'Embarrassing' 'Shallow' GOP Candidate Probably Rhymes With 'Smick Smantorum' (AUDIO!)
Apparently You Can Get In Trouble For Helping CIA Run Torture Gulags Now
President Obama Now Your Sister-in-Law, Wasting All His Time on Pinterest
Newt's Latest Big Idea: Laying Off Tons of Staffers Due To Total Lack of Money
Wonkette Comment Of The Day: Balls Edition
Ghost Andrew Breitbart Is Your New Che
Patient Lady Calmly Explains Constitution While Bill O'Reilly Yells (VIDEO)
Two's a Trend: Second Airline Employee Goes Cuckoo in Mid-Air
Breitbart's Ghost: Weiner's Wiener Was More Important Than (Limited) Time With My Children
Wingnuts Outraged by Casting of Elegant Actress Jane Fonda as 'Blow*** Queen' Nancy Reagan
Olympia Snowe Waited By The Phone For Years For Obama's Call
Mitt Romney's Modest 'Manse' Now Has a Car Elevator, Lobbyist
Televangelists Jan and Paul Crouch Live Like Jesus With $100,000 Motorhome For Their Dogs
NOPD Suspends Racist Cop for Proving It With Invite to 'Join Trayvon Martin in Hell'
Old Slob Newt Gingrich Now Charging $50 Per Pic
Newt Gingrich Officially Now Too Lame for Media To Care
Known French Person Dominique Strauss-Kahn Just Cannot Stay Out of Sex-Crimes Jail
CA Republicans Sue Hispanic Dem Candidate For Being Too Inspirational
Rick Santorum Would Love to Be Veep of 'Worst Republican In Country' Mitt Romney (VIDEO)
Amazing Magazine ‘The Conservative Teen’ Has A Lot To Say, None Of It By Teens
Serial Watermelon Murderer and Rightwing Paranoiac Gallagher Has Heart Attack Again
YouTube Does Not Care for Herman Cain's Bunny Snuff Film
McCain Throwing Party For Broke Bachmann Just For Something To Do
Handsome Old Joe Biden Yells at Fellow Olds
Wonkette Bookmaker: What Will Be the Final Supreme Court Vote Against Obamacare?
Rick Santorum Yells Rude Swear at Terrible Liberal Media (VIDEO!)
Rick Santorum Welcomes You To Obama's Murder Colony
A Children's Treasury of Scenes From the Coming Race War
Vice President Dick Cheney Still Undead
Arlen Specter Has Creepy, Sexy Thoughts About Sarah Palin's Knees
Toxic Cannibal Newt Gingrich Manages to Find Obama’s Trayvon Comments ‘Disgraceful’
Recalled Wisconsin State Senator Sobs During DUI Case: I Was Railroaded By Union Thugs!
Shep Smith Forgets FOX Talking Points, Again
Newt Gingrich Upset No One Noticing How Unapologetic He Is
Young Turks Kick Callista Gingrich When She’s Down (VIDEO)
'Pretend It's Obama' Suggests Hilarious Lady As Rick Santorum Shoots at Target
Misunderstood Gentleman James O'Keefe Sues Former 'Accomplice' for Raping His Computer
Geraldo Rivera: Trayvon Martin's Hoodie 'Is Responsible' For His Death
Daily Caller: Obama Commented on Trayvon Because Black Panthers Told Him To
2002 Mitt Romney Would Like You to Know He Is Really Not a Republican
SHOCKER! Rick Santorum Endorses Barack Obama!
When Will Barack Obama Invite George Zimmerman for a Beer?
Senate Celebrates Spring Break With Free Love Festival of Bipartisan Votes
British Cable News Guy Has To Explain Simple Joke To Newt Gingrich
And The Most Nepotistic Member of Congress Award Goes To...
Conservative Think Tank Apologizes For Posting Image of Obama Eating KFC In Sex Chains
Allen West Will Fake-Execute You If You Question His Devotion To Ryan Budget
Ann Coulter Says It Is Now Time To 'Go After' The Obama Children
Etch A Sketch Company's Stock Price Triples After Political Guy Says 'Etch A Sketch' on TV
WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE! President Obama Tells Birth Certificate Joke to Nice Lady in Oklahoma
Joe Arpaio Demands Barack Obama's 1980 Selective Service Card
AP Swims Against Tide With 'Good Neighbor' Angle for George Zimmerman Story
Handsome Old Joe Biden: We Are All 'Lubricated' in Different Ways
California Birthers, in Rare Moment of Consistency, Target Romney as Unnatural Unborn Uncitizen
Husband of the Century John Edwards Purchased Human Lady Flesh From 'Millionaire' New York Sex Pimp
Congratulations, Everyone: America Now A Country That Requires ‘UN Monitoring’ To Function
Hawt Lindsey Graham-Jim DeMint Smackdown Basically Imminent
Mitt Romney Assures Businessman That He'll Be Lucky Enough To Fail One Day
America's Greatest Artist Depicts Obama Burning The Constitution
Let Us Celebrate Mitt & Ann Romney On Their 582nd Anniversary!
Barack Obama Is Being Crushingly Adorable Again
Race Provocateur Condoleezza 'Al Sharpton Jr.' Rice Claims Society Is Still Racist
Everyone Is Playing With Etch A Sketches, Because of Politics!
Conservative 'Bad Boy' Ambush Reporter Sticks It To Bono (Impersonator)
Wonkette Endorsements: This Swashbuckling GOP Lunatic Spy
Jeb Bush Gives Up, Endorses Mitt Romney
Arizona Lawmaker Woman Wants Women To Watch An Abortion Before Having One
Romney Advisor to CNN: Mitt Is as Steady as an Etch-a-Sketch
Campaign Bus Boob Wheels Delight Canadian Countryside
Wife- and Girlfriend-Beating San Francisco Sheriff Simply Does Not Care to Resign
Obama Wishes Iranians Happy New Year, Forgets To Declare War
Dude Running For Gabby Giffords' Seat Chews Out 'Crybaby' Police Officer
Your Illinois 'Lincoln Primary' Open Thread
Go Party With RNC Chairman Reince Priebus WEDNESDAY! (UPDATED)
FLOTUS Visits Late Show, Things Get Real
Misogynist Neck-Beard Ross Douthat Has Learned To Stop Sharing His Sex Stories
Fat Chicago Cop Chokes Kid Out to Rousing Applause of 'Fox Nation'
Rick Santorum Calls Out Obama For Daughter's Mexican Vacation
Voters Simply Don't Care For Callista Gingrich, Who Is Not Running For Anything
Karen Santorum Proves Rick Doesn't Hate Women: He Cleaned Kitchen a Few Times
Drag Queens Proclaim Their Love Of Super Christian Anti-Gay Chick-fil-A (VIDEO)
Trayvon Martin Outrage Not at All About to Be Even More Combustible With Possible Slur on Audio
Rep. Walter Jones Is Sick Of Borrowing War Money From 'Uncle Chang'
Virginia Selling Off Naming Rights To Roads, Bridges For Pennies On The Dollar
Snide Trustfunder Tucker Carlson's Daily Caller 'Celebrates' Obamacare Anniverary, With Snideness
White Ladies (Newt Gingrich) Despise Robert De Niro's Racial Joke
Barack Obama Chopping Up Aborted Babies for Fun and Profit
Watch Mitt Romney ‘Rapping’ While Obama Sings The Chorus (VIDEO)
Chuck Norris Has Had It Up to Here With Wastrel Layabout Obama Voters on Teevee Program 'Judge Judy'
GOTCHA! Mailman Met Foreign Student Barack Obama at Terrorist's Mom's House 25 Years Ago
Rick Santorum's Secret Service Code Name in No Way Shows Messianic Self-Regard
Fox News Not Really Interested In Reporting On Shooting Deaths Of Unarmed Black Teenagers
Rick Santorum Praying for Gay Homosexual Dan Savage if That Even Is His Real Name
Important Corrections: Rick Santorum IS Blown and Tossed
John McCain: I Was Against the War on Women After I Was For It
Santorum Accepts Blessing After Pastor Tells All Buddhists, Muslims to Git Outta US
Rick Santorum Simply Does Not Care for Joe Scarborough's 'Gotcha' Questions
'Don't Re-Nig' Lady Has Magic Dictionary That Says 'N-Word' Is Not Racist
Romney: Ladies Understand Economy Because They Drive Kids to School and Practice
SC Immigration Law Secretly Exempted Jobs South Carolinians Really Want Mexicans to Do
Embarrassing Muppet Donald Trump Calls Windmills 'Horrible, Loud, Disgusting'
Bristol Palin Wants Apology Phone Call From President Obama, NOW
Mitt Romney: If We Can't Win Latinos, How Did We Win Puerto Rico, HENGHHH?
WingNutDaily Voice of Reason in Stupid Right-Wing Freakout About Martial Law
Puerto Rico Votes Against Man Who Insulted It to Its Face
Idiot Santorum Supporters Chant 'USA' at Smooching Men
Sad Unloved Rush Limbaugh Will Not Air Ad From Only Friend Westboro Baptist Church
BUSTED! Grainy 25-Year-Old VIDEO 'Shows' Michelle 'Whitey' Obama Sitting In a Harvard Hallway
James O'Keefe Might Possibly Have a Problem With Women
Obama Joins America in Making Urgent St. Patrick's Day Beer Run
Slate Explains: Democrats to Blame for GOP's War Against Women
Rick Santorum Takes Off His Bikini Top
Cee Lo Invite To Obama Fundraiser Proves Obama Hates Women, Gays, Decency
San Diego Guy Who Made Africa YouTube Jacks Off Around Cars But Doesn't Pee In Cup
Bin Laden's Plot to Assassinate Obama: Not Close, No Cigar
People's Mayor Mikey Bloomberg Rushes To Boost Morale At Goldman Sachs
Mitt Romney Will Let Puerto Ricans Speak Any Silly Language They Want
George Clooney Arrest Thoroughly Befuddles CNN Anchor (VIDEO)
Rush Limbaugh Promises All Ladies Whore Diamonds
Tennessee House Fights 20-Year-Old UN 'Sustainability' Plan, Because 'Forced Abortion'
Confirmed: Ron Paul Is A Hobbit, Will Throw Power Ring Into Fire Mountain
Obama Steps to Texas, To Be Blamed for Lack of Women's Clinics in 3 ... 2 ... 1
Morning Invocation at Georgia Statehouse Denounces Gays, Liberals, 'Urbans'
Wingnuts Outraged UK Prime Minister Did Not Kick Obama in the Manjigglies at State Dinner
Supermodel Snohomish County Executive Made Threesome Sexytimes During Work Hours, Maybe Stole Stuff
Bristol Palin Has a Mommy Blog
Whoops, Rod Blagojevich 'Got Lost' on Way to Federal Prison
WI Lawmakers Bravely Avoid Urgent Bills In Favor of More Rules For Uteri
It's The Trailer For Paul Ryan's New Movie, 'Paul Ryan's FY2013 Budget'
College Kids Demand To See U.S. Citizen's Green Card While He's Playing Basketball
Obama Smears Rutherford B. Hayes, America's Greatest President
Meghan McCain to Playboy: I'm 'Strictly Dickly'
THE VETTING Of Sandra Fluke: Her Boyfriend’s Father Is Some Kinda Super Jew
Minnesota Nice: Entire GOP Leadership Doomed Maybe, Because Sex Stuff
Pennsylvania Governor: Just 'Close Your Eyes' During That Mandatory Ultrasound
Texas Totally Over This Whole Voting Rights Act Thing, Y'all
GOP Would Love to Support Reauthorization of Violence Against Women Act, But, You Know
Newt Gingrich: 'My Opponents Cannot Comprehend' The Divine Magical Powers Of King Newt
Rush Limbaugh's Hot 35-Year-Old Fourth Wife So Mad You Guys
Rick Santorum Now Coming for Your Porn
Rod Blagojevich Not So Proud He Won't Offer Last News Event Before Prison
Those Weren't Gaffes; Mitt Romney Just Loves To Talk About Being Rich
Rick Santorum Tells English-Speaking Puerto Ricans, Who Speak English, to Speak English
Mummy Evangelist Pat Robertson Okays Sodomite Sexy-Time (for Hetero Marrieds)
Daily Caller ‘Reporter’ Blames AG Eric Holder for Metro Pickpocket, Lack of Minority Report Pre-Cogs
Ann Coulter: Only Ann Coulter Should Exploit GOP Base, Challenges Sarah Palin to Slap-Fight
Arizona So Going To Win This Birth Control Coverage Denial Contest
Most Popular Wisconsin Governor Ever Scott Walker Now Kvetching About Measly Salary
You Want a Job, Don't You? Super-Hot Orange County Republican Basically Sexed Up Whole Office
Rad Dude James O'Keefe Releases Shocking Video Expose of People Doing Legal Stuff
Sarah Palin Not Embarrassed Enough This Week, Would Like to Debate Obama, Please
Obama Friends With New Black Man, This One With Communist Party 'Ties'
Tea Party Congressman Jeff Landry Really Hopes Nobody Saw Him at Snoop Dogg Show
Liveblogging What Mississippi, Alabama Think Of 4 (Still 4!) Guys In Ties
Study: Liberals All So Intolerant, Want Everyone to Die, on Facebook
Florida Sen. Candidate Connie Mack IV Totally 'Sober' When He Struck Pro Ball Player in the Gants
Gretchen Carlson All Hung Up on Her Right to Buy Sudafed
Michelle Obama Brags To Child About Fancy Sweet Potato Fries
Obamacare Will Offer $1 Abortions, Say Crazy People
Tough Guy War Criminal Dick Cheney Terrified of Visiting Canada
Utah Makes Alarming Pivot to 'Dirty Hippie,' Wants Veto of 'Don't Say Sex' Sex Ed Bill
Georgia Lawmaker Compares Women to Pigs and Cows for Glory of Still-Born Motherhood
Very Impolite Newt Gingrich: Mitt Romney Is a 'Dead Loser'
Totally Non-Shocking Poll Results: Americans A-Okay With Denying Sluts Birth Control
Washington Post Columnist Richard Cohen Calls Sarah Palin and Entire GOP Stupid Ignorant Liar
New Hanover County, NC, Wants a Piece of That Popular 'Womyn Are Slutty' Act
Bachmannite Provocateur Is Preacher Heavy Metal Rap Artist In Iowa Assembly Gone Awry
Kathryn Jean Lopez Simply Does Not Care for Louis C.K., 'Women'
Unteachable Mitt Romney Talks About His Owner Friends In Other Sports
We Must All Pray To Allah For A Gingrich-Perry Dream Ticket
Preacher/Heavy Metal Rap Artist Bullies Kids At Iowa Assembly On Bullying
Rick Santorum: Make Teleprompters 'Illegal' On The Campaign Trail
Nixon Library Exhibits Disgraced Dead President's Mushy Love Tripe To His Bride
Feminazis' Open Letter To Rush Provokes 70s-Style Conservative Backlash
Fat Teevee Fathead Simply Does Not Care For Obama’s Names
God: Romney Is 'Accursed,' Santorum Will Save Economy With Christianity
Poll Shocker: Mississippi, Alabama Voters Not Very Bright
Chuck Grassley Learns Devastating Truth About The History Channel
GOP Primary/America Over: Jeff Foxworthy Endorses Mitt Romney
Obama Re-Reminds Nation He Totally Singlehandedly Murdered Bin Laden
Noted Economist Chuck Norris Explains Obama's 'Schemes' To Double Gas Prices
'Country First' John McCain Sticks To Story: Sarah Palin Was 'Best-Qualified' Candidate
Steven Seagal and Sheriff Joe Arpaio Use Tank, Bomb Robot In Raid, Kill Guy's Animals, Get Sued
Okie Sen. James Inhofe: No Climate Change Because Bible Told Him So
Game Faces, People: It's Time To Send Mitt Romney Birthday Messages
Hysterical Womenfolk All On The Rag Despite Gallantries of The GOP
Open Thread For HBO's Politics Movie 'Palin & McCain Lose An Election'
Santorum's Wife: Santorum Neither Blown Nor Tossed
WI GOP Lawmakers Have Bright Idea: Just Ban Pesky Recalls
Wolf Attacks Theater: A Special BLITZER'S BLOG Review Of 'Game Change'
Mitt Romney Trying Really-Super-Hard-You-Guys With Spotify Playlist of Sadness
Which GOP Presidential Candidate Looks Best With His Shirt Off?
Matt Drudge-Obama Plot Led To Ghost Andrew Breitbart's 'VETTING 2: THE VETTENING'
Mitt Romney Is The Worst Panderer In All of History, Mississippi Edition
Lead Plaintiff In Suit To Overturn American Care Act Simply Does Not Care To Pay Her Medical Bills
Bloodthirsty Lesbian Spokesmodel Ellen Degeneres Murders Nice Christian Ladies 'One Million Moms'
Missouri House Backs Making Gun Nuts Protected Class
Palin: Obama Seems To Want To Go Back To The Days Of Slavery
AZ Senate: Doctors Can Withhold Info That Might Make Ladies Opt For Abortion
Steve Doocey Tries Heroically To Get New Yorkers To See Humor In Dumb Sexist 'Joke'
Utah Lege's New Sex Ed Rules: Don't Say Sex
'THE VETTING' Is Just Unearthing Game-Changer After Game-Changer
'Single Parents Are Kid Abusers' WI Senator Not Done Saying Insane Stuff
Super PAC Turns Some Dude Who Didn't Campaign Into Winner, For Laughs
Santorum At Penn State: 'You Just Open Your Throat'
Latest Furious Kindergarten House Debate Ends In... A Passed Jobs Bill?
Rick Santorum Groupies Have Written Him a Lovely Theme Song (VIDEO)
Pat Robertson Calls For Pot Legalization, Ruins Everything
Joe The Plumber/Future Congressman Whining About ‘Gotcha’ Questions Already
Georgia Lege Goes For Gold In Wingnut Olympics
Secret Service Agent Tell-All! Hillary Clinton Didn't Say 'Thanks' That Much!
In Case You Forgot, Mitt Romney Doesn’t Care About Poor People
Teabaggers To Chase Orrin Hatch Out Of Senate Next Week, For His Liberalism
Bachmann: Birth Control Mandate Might Lead To Scary One-Child Rule
Programming Note: Rules For Commenting Radicals
Universe Eats Own Tail As Breitbart Editor Calls Buzzfeed Video 'Selectively Edited'
Barack Obama Thinks That He Is Justin Bieber
Romney Advisers Taunt GOP Base, Cite 'Math' and Other Booklearnin' Things
Robert F. Kennedy Jr: 'Speaking Of Prostitutes...'
Old Handsome Joe Biden To Campaign For Pakistani 7-11 Owner Votes
Palin Might Run For President Because Of Raging Non-Limbaugh Misogynists
Human Soba Noodle Richard Cohen Pees On Ghost Andrew Breitbart
Joe The Plumber May Become Congressman The Plumber
Extremely Sane Person Randall Terry Beats Obama In Oklahoma Primaries
Founder Of Media Research Center Brent Bozell Has No Idea What First Amendment Does
Super Tuesday Murdered By Meh Wednesday
Liveblogging Your Sloopy Tarsday: Part VI
Super Tuesday Liveblog Part V: Mitt Visits Yoda, Cloud City, & Ohio
Sooper Toosday Liveblog Cuatro: Get It Together Already, Ohio Results
Super Tuesday Liveblog The Third: Spit It Out, Ohio! And Other Vague Shrugs Of Assent
Super Tuesday Liveblogging Part II: Mitt Saves Virginia! (& Ohio??)
Liveblogging The Superest Tuesday: Probably The End For Newt Gingrich, Right?
Free Speech Martyr Rush Limbaugh Gets Hooker Website Ad Offer
Pinko Scum Newt Gingrich Class-Warring 'Poor In Spirit' Mitt Romney
Watch Newt Gingrich Sleep With His Comical Sleeping Faces
Throw Your Vote In The Trash Right Here
Fox News: Obama Could Lower Gas Prices Now If He Wanted, Unlike Bush
Reporters To Obama: War War War War War War Now War?
Traitor Mitt Romney Helping Iran Destroy Israel, Says Ex-Mossad Chief
Obama Threatens To Bomb the Housing Crisis [LIVE VIDEO]
Send Us Your Ludicrous Super Tuesday Pix/Stories, For America
Poor Old Lisa Murkowski Instantly Regrets Her Blunt Amendment Vote
Moon Emperor Gingrich: Obama Living In 'Cloud Cuckoo Land'
Noted Empath Barbara Bush: Compromise Doesn't ‘Rhyme With Rich’
Noted Humanitarian Rush Limbaugh To Be Honored At Missouri Statehouse
Millionairess Ann Romney Somehow Doesn’t Consider Herself 'Wealthy'
Watch: 'Mourning Joe' Scarborough Loses All Sense Of Hope
Breitbart’s Ghost: Obama Hung Out With Commies Like Studs Terkel
Fill In The Blank: John McCain Says U.S. Should _____ Syria
SC County GOP Launches Hawt Sexual Purity Witch Hunt Among Candidates
Scary Protesters Chase G8 Summit From Chicago To Camp David
HOSTILE KOCH TAKEOVER MANIA: Bros Seek 'Intellectual Ammo-Shop For Americans For Prosperity'
Homophobic Jewish-Christian Robots Attacking Fellow Robot Mitt Romney
Rush Limbaugh Sorry Liberals Made Him Be A Disgusting Liberal Like Them
Mitt Romney Fails At Complimenting His Wife
FLOTUS Less Popular Among White Ladies With Poor Self-Esteem
Manure Nut Comes Up With Funniest Political Craiglist Joke Ever
Fear Of Death Excellent Motivator In 'Curing' President's Trans Nanny
Rick Santorum Spending Kids' College Money On His Funny Campaign
Ohio Governor to Ohio: 'See You Suckers!'
Hero Journalist Attempts To Explain 'Womyn' To Disingenuous Douche
Wyoming On 'The Road' To Crisis Plan For Zombie/Hippie Uprising
Secret Liberal Rush Limbaugh Cleverly Kills Republican Party
Car Robber Congressman Saddened By Focus On One Teensy Little Remark
Tagg Romney Reveals Unassailable Proof of His Dad's Coolness
Watch RI Senate Candidate Do Creepy Mind Control On Innocent Child
Corrections: Your Wonkette’s Week In Mistakes
Ron Paul To Put America Back On the Chocolate Bar Standard
Jerry Brown To Washington Times Reporter: 'Are You a Moonie?'
John Kerry: Mitt Romney Is No John Kerry
Newt Gingrich Laments That Teachers Aren't Bullying Gay Children Enough
Wingnut Michael 'Savage' Weiner: Breitbart Was Assassinated
Your Wonkette Has a New Wonkette Publisher/Editor, For Freedom!
How Will Ghost Andrew Breitbart Haunt Obama From Beyond the Grave?
Wingnuts May Not Believe in Climate Change, But Insurance Companies Sure Do
Koch Brothers Sue Their Own Crown Jewel Think Tank
Joe Arpaio Said Something So Important That CNN Broadcast It Live
The AIG Bailout Was All A Dirty Trick To Spread Sharia
Herman Cain Watches Girl Torture Goldfish From Mountaintop
Senate Votes To Axe Murder Religious Freedom
Mitt Romney Has Worn A Garbage Bag, Just Like You
'Go To Hell Barack' Metro Ad Will Stay Despite Congressman's Mean Letter
‘National Review’ Discovers Condoms In NYC, Solves Contraception
Montana's Top Federal Judge Says Obama's Mom Screwed Dogs
Fox News Innocently Changes ‘Growth’ In Number Of U.S. Mosques To An ‘Explosion’
WI Senator Wants Law Saying Single Parents Are Probably Child Abusers
Google 'Spreading Santorum' A Little Less When It Comes To Rick Santorum
Rick Santorum Does Too Love Ladies, Like Those Female Founding Fathers
Orrin Hatch Calls Obama A Hipster With A Funny Hat And Coffee
Bristol Palin Has Some Other New TV Show About Stuff
New Dirt Field At Gitmo Is A Lil' Too Fancy For Fox News' Taste
This Angry 'Daily Caller' Guy Will Fix Our Food Stamp Epidemic
Neo-Nazi Scumball Would Like To Be Your Newest GOP Sweetheart, Illinois
Eternal Bachelor David Dreier To Leave House, Closet?
Virginians Now Somehow Able To Buy More Guns
Dumb People Not Clever Enough To Choose Smart Candidates
Mitt Romney Mocks Poor NASCAR Fans In Plastic Rain Ponchos
Your 'Michigan Mitt & Arizona Too' Election Night Death Blog
Mitt Romney Would Rather Lose Michigan Than Be Forced To Pander
Virginia Senate Passes Marginally Less Rapey Ultrasound Bill
Noted Economist Rick Santorum: Witch Obama Caused Housing Crash
Media World Implodes On Itself, Sprays Santorum Everywhere
Fox 'Person': Catholics Write Letters, Muslims Stab You With Letter Openers
Solve Diabetes & the Environment By Playing Dodgeball For Charity In DC
Nation's Sexiest Supervisor in Meth-Fueled Sex-Tape Sexytime
George W. Bush Apologizes To Muslim Country For Killing Korans
Science Proves Rich People Are Generally Evil
Why Won't Afghanistan Just Listen to Newt Gingrich About Everything?
Elderly Bachelor Tells Women How Jesus Will Allow Them To Get Pregnant
All American Ladies Rush To Join 'Women With Newt'
Paul Babeu Allegedly Slept With Student At Reeducation Camp He Ran
Mean Old Charles Krauthammer Hated The Berenstain Bears
Nebraskan Who Said Funny Thing About Rick Santorum Will Run For Senate
Scott Walker: Think of the Children We Could Save With This Recall Money
Vladdy Putin Pledges To Take Young Voters' Virginity
Alaskan Idiot: Obama Is Of 'Mulatto Race,' Thus Not Eligible For Presidency
Rick Santorum Wants To Vomit All Over JFK, Because Of Religion
Todd Palin's Alleged Prostitute Releasing Exciting Book About Sex With Todd Palin
Mitt Romney: I'm Not A NASCAR Buff, Just Friends With ‘Team Owners’
Rick Santorum Gives Mitt Romney the Oscar For Reading Teleprompter
GOP Jerk’s Wife Withholds Sex Because Of Transvaginal Ultrasound Bill
Florida GOP Lawmakers Propose To Drug Test Everyone But Themselves
Why Is Obama Making Allen West Pay $70 To Refill His Hummer?
Would You Rather Look At a Scary Graph or Watch Barack Obama Sing?
Which Terrible Picture of Bill Maher vs. The Pope Won Our Ticket Contest?
Mitt Romney Delivers Big Speech About Nothing To Empty Stadium
Join 'Michigan Mitt' Romney In This American Singalong (Friday Fun Video)
Santorum: Colleges Are 'Indoctrination Mills' That Evilly Enlighten The Young
Iran's Stubborn Refusal To Start Building Nukes Hindering Fun War Plans
Sarah Palin Worried About Oil Money Conflict of Interest In Her Divorce
Even Sociopathic Pat Buchanan Thinks Rick Santorum Is Nuts
Jeb Bush Is So Terrified Of Republicans
Embryos Greet Defeat Of Virginia’s Personhood Bill With Eerie Silence
Gay Marriage Passes in Maryland; Twitter Awaits Santorum's Reaction
Wolf Blitzer Blog Post Answers Every Question You Had About Politics
Wingnuts Protest in D.C. For Right To Feed Healthy Food To Kids, What?
Here's Some Sex Cartoon of the Devil Boning Rick Santorum Or Something
Congressman Realizes He Can Just Shoot People Who Get In His Way
This Boring Anti-Romney Ad Will Probably Be Very Effective!
Santorum: Contraception Is Evil Because This Racist Author Said So
Obama Apologizes To Foreign Leader For Bad Thing, Must Be Impeached
Florida Representative Caught Sending Creepy Texts to Colleague
GOP Suddenly Concerned About Being Insane Racist Misogynist Fanatics
Liveblogging The Last Arizona Apocalypse & The End Of All Things
Anti-Gay Marriage NM Gov. Fired From Her Gay Stylist's Client List
What Strange Terrorist Ads Will Air During Tonight's Debate?
Newt's Ad To Latinos: Be Thankful America Gave You So Much Stuff
Sarah Palin Declares 'Wee-Wee' to Be a Word, Thing That Santorum Haters Do
Mitt Romney's New Economic Plan Centered On... Massive Tax Cuts
Important Website Now Lets You Turn Dead Mormons Into Gay Dead Mormons
What Will Be On/In Newt And Rick At Tonight’s Debate, For Ash Wednesday?
Don’t Worry, Chris Christie’s Gay Friends Know He’s ‘Not Bigoted’
Political World Somehow Shocked To Hear Rick Santorum Rant About Satan
Chris Christie To Rich Old Liberal: 'Shut Up,' Rich Old Liberal
'Ronald Reagan Impose Your Beliefs On A Woman’s Womb Act’ Will Never Be
Barack Obama Sings 'Sweet Home Chicago' With B.B. King & Mick Jagger
Recalled AZ Bigot Lawmaker Staying Busy Telling Awkward Scrotum Jokes
Mitt Romney's Son Kept Fish In Water Bottle During Cross Country Trip
Rick Santorum Used To Love Abortion
Each GOP Candidate To Lose Home State, Since They Hate Him There Most
Dow Soars 62% Since Obama Took Office; Do Stocks Have Liberal Bias?
Michele Bachmann's House No Longer In Michele Bachmann's District
Michelle Obama Takes Millionth Vacation For Fake Holiday
Ron Paul Dirties Self With Santorum So Mitt Romney Doesn’t Have To
America Now Burning Korans In Garbage Piles, In Afghanistan
Indiana GOP Rep: Girl Scouts Are Bunch of Gay Communist Abortionists
Great Moments In Romney Family Social Media Pix
Dow Jones Index Hits 13,000 For First Time Since Obamacare/Socialism
Santorum, Cumming, Blasts ... Weird Rick Still Making Headlines Gross
Wingnut Magazine Smartly Asks: Is Liberal Blog Obama's Watergate?
Wasilla Authorities Censor Giant Vagina
Mexico-Bashing Gay Arizona Sheriff Shares Tips On Forbidden Love
Mere 1% of Americans Can Correctly Identify Nation's Top Global Enemy
Breitbart Shill Wonders: How Is An Ultrasound Different Than Sex?
Who Implanted This Treacherous Alien Reptile In Obama's Head?
Celebrate Presidents Day With These Inaccurate Androids
Santorum Compares Obama To Hitler, Immediately Denies Comparing Obama To Hitler
Right-Wing Anti-Mexican Arizona Sheriff Has Gay Mexican Lover
Mystery Senator Hints at Mass GOP Suicide if Romney Loses Michigan
FBI Breaks Up Latest Terrorist Plot That It Created
Today In Rick Santorum Whining News: He Whined Again, Today
Zygotes Close to Becoming Microscopic People in the Eyes of Oklahoma
The Late Anthony Shadid Reporting From Baghdad, 2003
Well Someone Has To Fight the Scourge of Poor Kids Getting Free Meals
Congress Extends Payroll Tax Cut! Let's Ruin The Fun With Grating Cynicism
Newt's Nutty Super PAC Billionaire Casually Tosses In Another $10M
America’s #1 Professional Bigot Pat Buchanan Officially Out At MSNBC
Gingrich Bus Breaks Down In West Hollywood, Everyone Laughs
Aspirin Has Other Exciting Off-Label Use Ladies Will Want To Know About
Mitt Romney & Rick Santorum Pull Out Of March Debate, CNN Cancels
BREAKING: POLITICO SCOOP: 'Politico' Makes Hilarious Error
'Don't Say Gay' Bill Might Include 'Don't Watch Modern Family' Clause
Rick Santorum: Whitney Houston Set 'Poor Example' For America By Dying
GOP Goes With 'Pompous Sausagefest' Theme For Contraception Hearing
Sarah Palin Is Plotting Her Greatest Grift Of All
Newt Gingrich Will Casually Give Your Business A Shout-Out For About $200K
Rick Santorum Scores Lock On Christian Death Metal Fan Contingent
Rude Failure Larry Summers Is A Candidate For Another Top Job
Pete Hoekstra's Lie-Filled Racist Ad Surprisingly Unpopular
Republicans Just So Sick of Obama Campaign's Racism Against Latinos
Mormon Glenn Beck Converts America to Catholicism Because...Freedom
Feds Seize Thousands Of Ugly Electrocuting Hair Dryers From Hell
Sarah Palin Has Put In The Final Word On Evil Contraceptives
Wonkette Art Contest: Win Bill Maher Tickets With Your Terrible Computer Picture
You Must Read The Occupiers' 325-Page Comment To The SEC
For Old Time's Sake, Here's Rick Santorum's 2006 Gay Wrestling Ad
Scott Walker Is Too Sick To Meet With Obama!
Santorum Makes Ad Showing Frothy Fecal Matter Ejaculated At Him
Virginia Mandates ‘Unwanted Vaginal Penetration’ For The Abortion-Curious
SC Rep. Shares V-Day Tips on Twitter: 'Why Not Tke Ur Girl To a Strip Club'
A White House Staffer May Have His Fingers Amputated Because...?
Wingnuts Furious About ... Fox News Going Liberal
Conservative Pundits To Youths: Stop Being Such Trollops At CPAC
Bible-Loving Ohio Teabagger Also Really Loves Prostitutes, Drugs
Fox News Fool: Women in the Military Should 'Expect' to Get Raped
Mitt Romney Plans To Win Michigan By Driving A Car
Newt Gingrich Wishes You A Very Disgusting Valentine's Day
House GOP Mysteriously Filled With Spirit of Compromise
Hot Breaking Chuck Grassley Twitter Telephone Action
Let Us Remember Whitney Houston, With Sarah Palin
Machete-Wielding Caribbean Pirates Conquer Stephen Breyer's Tropical Palace
Gingrich Makes Sad, Cheap Campaign Ad to Prove He Needs Money
Chris Christie Looks Forward To Screaming Down Gay Marriage Bill
K-Lo’s Wingnut Blog, ‘National Review Online,’ Tells Newt Gingrich To Quit
Today’s Opportunity To Point & Laugh At Mitt Romney: He’s Losing Michigan
Tea Partiers Scoff At Government Handouts, Use Them to Buy Stuff
Sure, Let's Spend All Of 2012 Talking About Contraception
Michelle Obama Celebrates Fitness Campaign Success With 'Obesity Tour'
Idaho's Gays To Be Discriminated Against, Forever
Mitt Romney's Google Results Sabotaged With Dog Poop
How Much Were These People Paid To Like Mitt Romney?
Deconstructing Sarah Palin's Marvelously Bad Speech At CPAC
A Brief Guide To CPAC's Terrifying Exhibit(ion) Hall
CPAC Gangsta Rap Number More or Less Satan's Cue to Destroy Earth
Look, It's Mitt Romney In His True Robot Form
Santorum: Lady Combat Troops Will Poison Male Troops With Feelings
Founders Rise From The Dead To Discuss Our Failure, At CPAC
Prissy Mitt Romney Loves Hawt Sexy Porno Money
Newt's Campaign Is Broke And Staying That Way
U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Pose Proudly With Nazi Flag
CPAC Once Again Full of Self-Hating Gay Men Hunting For Gay Sex
The Ocupados Have Arrived At CPAC!
Obama Screws Over America's Women To Appease Religious Fanatic Men
Herman Cain Tells CPAC To 'Outsmart Stupid People Running America’
Here's Your 'Conservative Comedian' Interlude
Romney Actually Concerned About The Very Poor, Namely Drug Testing Them
A Children's Treasury of CPAC Junk & Tchochkes
What Happens If Moon Nazis Invade When Sarah Palin Is President?
Joe the 'Plumber' & Kirk Cameron Plot Moral Crimes At CPAC
How Steve King Enjoys His Light Bulb: 'I Screw It in There and Smile'
Santorum Not About To Have Obama's Lady Priests Telling Him What To Do
Bristol Palin Promises You Free Stuff If You Will Hang Out With Her
No One Told Us All These Conservatives Would Be At CPAC
GOP Only Approves 'Handouts' If They Go To CPAC Attendees
Rick Santorum Describes First Amendment As ... French Guillotine?
Mississippi Legislator Proposes Gulf of Mexico Be Renamed Gulf of America
John Kasich Does An Excellent Parkinson's Disease Imitation
House GOP Angry Over Word 'God' Being Left Out of Air Force Joke
Rick Santorum Fetes The Jews With New Testament Quote
DC Should Obviously Dump All Of Its Rats In Virginia, Maryland
Flying Spy-Death Machines, Coming to an Airspace Over You
Obama and Pope Battle Over Free Condoms In Hellish Cathedral
Senator Mocks Crazies With 'Each Sperm Is Sacred' Amendment
Bill O'Reilly Compares Ellen Boycott to McCarthyism, Universe Explodes
Which Of These Magnificent CPAC Events Should We Attend?
Let's Point And Laugh At Mitt Romney's Horrible Failure
Tanning Machine Cancer Industry Sends Big Bucks To Boehner
Santorumemtum! Weird Rick Wins Missouri, Minnesota & Colorado!
Rick Santorum Is a Flaming Idiot From Space
Rep. Louie Gohmert Is Talking About Caribou Sex In Congress
Ocupados To Terrorize CPAC To Its Bitter Core
U.S. Scaling Down To Just 8,000 'Diplomats' In Iraq Forever
Appeals Court Mandates That All Californians Get Gay Married
Mentioning Coffee In Romney’s Presence a Form of Grave Offense
Rick Santorum To Ruin Everyone's Fun In Tonight's Elections
Failed Republican Windbag Karen Handel Self-Aborts From Komen
Mean Old Florida Senator Won’t Let You Buy Candy With Food Stamps
Staples Co-Founder: Obamacare's 'Lactation Chambers' Will Cost Jobs
The Asian Lady In Pete Hoekstra's Ad Was Named 'Yellow Girl'
Michele Bachmann: America Passed Up 'Perfect Candidate' Michele Bachmann
Gingrich Spokesman Constantly Fiddling With Newt's Wikipedia Page
House GOP To Ban Black Ladies From Going Pro-Choice On Their Fetuses
Gross Close-Ups of Mitt Romney's Face Based On This TNR Cover
One Month Later, Half of U.S. Forgets Iraq War, Wants New War (With Iran)
Karl Rove ‘Offended’ By Dull Ad Promoting Major U.S. Company
Newt Gingrich On Ronald Reagan: 'Harry Truman Accomplished Vastly More'
Rep. John Fleming Shocked By Abortionplex Scoop In 'The Onion'
Who Should Win These Terrible Conservative Dinner Awards?
British Lizard Queen Celebrates 60 Earth Years of Oppression
Orly Taitz Orders Prosecution of Everyone Who Disagrees With Her
Romney Actually Did Worse In 2012 Nevada Caucus Than He Did In 2008
Pete Hoekstra Would Like You To Know That Asians Talk Funny
Ari Fleischer, Ex-Bush Spokesman, Secretly Involved In Komen Disaster
Michelle Obama Does More Pushups Than TV Lady, Wingnuts Furious
Jim Newell Is Back, Writes 'Failed Blogger Returns To Wonkette' Headline
Romney Wins Super Bowl of Nevada GOP 2012 Politics, Again
NRO Will Now Explain to Stupid Liberals How Private Charity Works
Orrin Hatch Tells Obama He Can't Be Like Jesus, Because Of Taxes (VIDEO)
What Would Jesus Do, If He Was a Tea Party Wingnut 'Christian'?
Komen Charity Reverses Weird New Pro-Breast Cancer For Poors Policy
Gingrich Wants Florida Primary Rules Changed, Now That He Lost
12 Things Gifzette Will Miss About the 2012 GOP Primary
Donald Trump Now Planning To Bury People In His Tacky Golf Course
Today's Love Fest: Sharron Angle For Santorum, Trump For Romney
Donald Trump Endorsement to Help Mitt Romney Lose Nevada
John McCain Needs Stuff to Sacrifice to War Gods, to Save War Budget
Rick Santorum Solution to Health Crisis: Everyone Quit Buying iPads
Gingrich Super PAC Head Rick Tyler: Democratic Party Aborts Black Babies
Happy 107th Birthday, Zombie Ayn Rand!
Alabama Senator: It's Against Bible To Pay Teachers Too Much
House GOP Earning Salary Today Worrying About Strip Clubs
Tasing Violence At Occupy DC Gets CNN's Erick Erickson Hot And Bothered
Romney Says He's 'Not Concerned About the Very Poor,' Stuns No One
Santorum Correctly Warns GOP They 'Can Do Better' Than Mitt Romney
Liveblogging the Gingrich-Romney Gator-Toilet Bowl (Mittens Won)
Gingrich Security Heartlessly Tries To Break Toes of Ron Paul Supporter
VA Lawmaker Adds Male Anal Exam Fairness Rule To New Abortion Law
Everybody Please Prepare To Have Jim Newell Back At Wonkette, Next Week
Mitt Romney Bursts Into Song, Awkwardness Ensues (VIDEO)
Will Florida Choose the Plutocrat Or the Amoral Jewelry-Debt Piglet?
'Don't Say Gay' Turd Stacey Campfield Thrown Out of TN Restaurant
Jan Brewer Expecting Treat Now for Shaking Finger at Barack Obama
Santorum Wants Malpractice Award Caps For Everyone Except Himself
Lazy Jerk Newt Gingrich Refused To Get Job While Studying
Muppets Kermit & Miss Piggy Respond To Charges By Fox News Muppets
Pot Fanatics Ruin Obama's Attempt to Talk About Serious Things Again
British Tabloids Uncover Michelle Obama's Fancy Underwear
Mitt Romney Is NOT the 1% ... Mitt Romney Is the Top 0.0025%
Canada (Two Teenagers + Lego Man) Takes Over American Space Program
The War Against the Machines Unfolding in Iraqi Airspace
Truck Nutz and Newtonian Child Labor On the Florida Campaign Trail
Here's a Video Reminder of Why Politicians Should Really Be Required To Rap In Every Campaign Ad
Pennsylvania House Votes To Declare Bible Awesomest Book of 2012
Obama Says College Will Be Affordable Again One Day, Maybe
Tennessee Bigot: AIDS Caused By One Monkey-Loving Airline Pilot
Palin Defends 'Angry Little Muffin' Newt Against Right-Wing Conspiracy
Oh, Look, Romney Attacked Kennedy's Blind Trust During 1994 Senate Race
Arizona Cop Not Sure What Big Deal Is Over His Bullet-Riddled Obama Photo
North Carolina Representative: Let's Bring Back Public Hangings
Conservatives Dumb, Says Science
Liveblogging the LAST GOP Debate (Until the Next One, Which Is Soon)
Did Romney Secretly Baptize Holocaust Victims To Make Them Mormon?
Florida Congressional Candidate Likens Obama's Term to Slave Ship
Newt's GOP Pal Duke Cunningham Offers Support, From Federal Prison
Aussie Politician Plagiarizes Michael Douglas To Attack Opposition
Newt Gingrich Was Lying About ABC's Interview With His Ex-Wife, Of Course
Santorum To Win This Thing With New Stance Against College Education
Indigenous Australian Heroes Nearly Capture Australian Prime Minster
Romney Would Like You to Believe His Tax Rate Is 'Closer to 40 or 50 Percent'
Jan Brewer And Barack Obama Nearly Come To Blows Over Book Excerpt
Newt Gingrich Pledges Moon Base to Aid Interplanetary Tourism Sector
Niger, El Salvador Beat United States in Press Freedom Last Year
French Elle Praises FLOTUS for Being the First Black Woman to Dress Well
Zombie Voters Latest Scourge to Terrorize SC GOP's Imagination
East Haven Mayor's Idea of Latino Outreach Is 'Eating Some Tacos'
Nancy Pelosi Knows Some Incredibly Terrible Secret About Newt Gingrich
Famous Floridian Jeb Bush Won't Endorse *Any* GOP Candidate
SOTU Proves Obama Thinks Americans Are Simple (In The Bad Way)
Herman Cain Gives SOTU Response Sadly Bereft of 9-9-9 Mentions
Comedy Saved: Michele Bachmann Running for Congress Again (OR NOT?)
States and Unions: Why Have Either? Liveblogging the SOTU, Part Deux
Liveblogging the Sorry State of the Union! Which Is Still Around!
Here Is Your Official Wonkette State of the Union Anti-Sobriety Plan!
Karl Rove Invents Worst SOTU Drinking Game Ever, In History
Obama Being Forced to Show Up to Lame Birther Court Hearing in Georgia
Gingrich Threatens to Shut Mouth If Media Does Thing He Hates Again
State of the State of the Union Liveblogging/Drinking Game: Join Us At 9PM (6PM Pacific)
NYPD Trained Police Force With Endlessly Looping Anti-Muslim Film
Occupy Wall Street's Scripted SOTU Response 'Embargoed' By PR Company
Hero OK Lawmaker Seeks To Outlaw Aborted Fetuses As Food Ingredient
Sarah Palin Movie ... Nominated For An Oscar? (OH WAIT NOT REALLY)
Sarah Palin Under the Impression That Chris Christie Wears 'Panties'
Happy Mitt Romney Tax Return Day!
There Is Wonkette On Tumblr Now!
The Longest Apocalypse: Liveblogging Yet Another GOP Debate
Santorum Tells Pregnant Rape Victims: 'Make the Best Out of a Bad Situation'
To Mark Roe v. Wade Anniversary, Winger Lady Says Decorate With Abortion Porn
Man Writes Spectacularly Bad Song, 'Stand With Governor Walker'
Spelling on Chuck Grassley's Twitter Finally Improves After Being Hacked
Gingrich Formerly a Fan of Executing People for Drug Possession
Mitt Romney On Right-Wing Radio: Economy's Getting So Much Better Under Obama!
Michelle Obama's 'Let's Move!' Receives Critical Endorsement From Fat Joe
Rand Paul Robot Caught By Brave TSA Body Scanner
Tennessee Tea Party Don't Want No Talk o' Slavery In Them Schoolbooks
Santorum's C.U.M. Party Crashed By Glitter-Bombers
Romney Hoping SOTU Will Cancel Out Release Of His Tax Returns
Mitt Romney Believes in an American America Full of American Americans
Newtmania! Gingrich Wins South Carolina, Will Lose 80%-20% To Obama
Mitt Washes His Magic Underwear For Good Luck in South Carolina Primary
Tensions Low At Fake 'Ham House' Feud Between Romney, Gingrich
Scott Walker Recall Webcam Wisconsin's Favorite New TV Show
Wingnuts 'Uniting Behind Santorum,' Obviously
Paultards Launch Hot Air Balloon Over SC Freeway to Remind People Paul Exists
Newspaper Editor Suggests Israel Assassinate Obama
Newt Gingrich's Tawdry Affairs Secretly a Sign of Moral Strength
Obama Attempts to Win Back America With Tiny Musical Moment
Romney Short-Circuits Over Debate's Tax Return Questions
If You're Not Whiplashed You're Not Paying Attention (Which Would Have Been a Good Idea Yesterday!)
What Is Rick Santorum Doing To This Poor Microphone?
Cheating, Serial-Divorcing Pig Upset By Adultery Question
Santorum Steals Apple's '1984' Ad In Misguided Attempt To Seem Hip
Arizona Schools Ban Mex-Am Studies, Angry Kids Put On Janitorial Duty
Gingrich Bashes Obama for Holding Elitist Town Hall in Disney World
Huntsman Daughters Interview Romney Bobblehead in Lost Video
Homeless Child Spared Usual Fate of Homeless Children Due To Rare Intellectual Gifts
Newt Gingrich Was Aspiring Polygamist in Nineties, Ex-Wife Says
Team Santorum: Romney Acting Like a Spoiled Little Kid
Up To $33 Million Of Romney's Zillions May Be Hidden In Offshore Tax Havens
Perry Dropping Out to Play More Scrabble With Huntsman
Iowa GOP Still Having Trouble Counting Extremely Small Number
Guy Auctions Himself Off to Embarrass Romney in Public
Obama Doesn't Hate Bain, Unlike Gingrich And His Own Campaign
Old Gingrich Campaign Flyer Looks Like a Ransom Note
Everything About Rick Santorum Is Gross, Like His 'Creamcup Trust'
Oopsies, Mitt Romney Probably Did Not Win Iowa Primary
Chris Christie Reminds America Romney Is Unemployed Zillionaire
Gingrich's Latest Target: Elitist Apartment-Dwelling Subway Riders
Protests Work! Cornyn & Rubio Drop SOPA, Obama Rejects Keystone
Sarah Palin Would Vote for Gingrich ... In South Carolina
Chuck Grassley To End Child Obesity By Ending Labor Laws For Fat Kids
Crazy People Paid Mitt Romney $50K to Talk for One Hour
Happy Anti-Censorship Day, Internet!
Enjoy John McCain's 2008 Treasury of Romney Opposition Research, Today!
Several Hundred Thousand Dollars 'Not Very Much' If You Ask Mitt Romney
Rick Santorum's Wife Used To Dig The Pro-Choice Types, We Hear
New Gingrich Ad Has No Content
Rick Perry Continues to Think He's a Scholar of Turkey
A New Batch of Ron Paul Newsletters for Your Reading Horror
Romney Robocalls SC Voters Using Santorum’s 2008 Endorsement
Scott Walker Bravely Flees Wisconsin on Recall Petition Deadline Day
A Children's Treasury of Newt Gingrich Ratcheting Up Tensions With Poor Kids
Romney's Tax Rate Is About the Same As Congress's Approval Rating
FLOTUS Celebrates Birthday, is Crowned Queen of Nickelodeon
South Carolina Republicans Boo Black Person For Mentioning Blacks
Elizabeth Warren and Scott Brown Look Down Their Noses at Super PACs
Santorum Guy Doesn't Think Women Should Be Presidents
TSA Now Testing Radiation Levels of TSA Airport Security Workers
Colbert Super PAC: Mitt Romney Is a Serial Killer
Rick Santorum Is a Giant Pork Spender, As It Turns Out
Rick Perry Suspiciously Not THAT Opposed to Peeing on Dead People
Unloved Moderate Mormon Millionaire Dropping Out of GOP Race
John Edwards Waging Heroic, Life-Threatening Battle With Karma
Philadelphia Mayor Tells Citizens to Stop Being 'Idiots and A**holes'
Rick Perry Forgets U.S. Agency Name Again, Tries To Call On Mannequin
Federal Reserve Thought Housing Crisis Was Funny in 2006
Romney's Bain Job Count Goes From 100,000 to 'Thousands' in Six Days
Romney and Gingrich Have Black Fathers, Says Crazy Birther
Scott Walker Billboard Brags About Job Creation To Empty Factory Yard
Stephen Colbert Is 'Exploring' Running for President
Chris Christie to Oprah: I Was a Donut Burglar
Republicans Mad About Debt Ceiling Increase They Already Agreed To
Santorum Calls Romney 'Just a Paler Shade of What We Have'
Fred Karger Achieves Dream of Beating Bachmann In At Least One Primary
Putin Campaign Dismisses Angry Web Comments As a 'Computer Game'
Sarah Palin to Mitt Romney: And But Like So, What 100,000 Jobs?
Jerkoff To Retire From Congress
Homeland Security Is In Your Tweets, Waiting For Your Revolution
'Venomous, Obese, Gullible Imbeciles' -- Genius Describes Americans In One Perfect Paragraph
New York Times Wondering Whether It Should Tell the Truth About Anything
James O'Keefe 'N Friends Maybe Going To Prison, For Being Idiots
Lobbyists Try to Weasel Around New DNC Rules Ahead of Convention
U.S. Soldiers Changing Hearts & Minds By Urinating On Dead Muslims
Happy Birthday Guantanamo Bay! Why Aren't You Dead Yet!
Romney Declines To Discuss Wealth Disparity Unless It’s In ‘Quiet Rooms’
Rick Perry Bungeeing His Way to Zero, But CNN Letting Him Debate Anyway
Doomsday Clock 5 Minutes 'Til Midnight; Iranian Assassinated
Gingrich As of An Hour Ago Regrets Bain Attacks On Romney
Jan Brewer Sorry She Pawned Off Arizona State Capitol, Wants It Back
Romney Earns Support of Evil Arizona Immigration Law Author
Fidel Castro Endorses Mitt Romney, Apparently
Michelle Obama Not 'Some Kind of Angry Black Woman'
Sean Hannity Watches in Horror as Rick Perry Declares Himself Socialist
Gay Republicans -- OPENLY Gay, We Mean -- Very Pleased With Romney/Paul/Huntsman Three-Way
So Mitt Romney Won New Hampshire, Let's Hang Out
Here Is Your Obviously Necessary New Hampshire Wonkette Drinking Game!
Court Strikes Down Oklahoma's Sinister Ban of Sharia Law
Republicans Probably Not an Asset to Debt-Ridden New Hampshire Grads
SC GOP Has Hawt New Plan for State's Many Unemployed: 'Free Labor'
Actual Muppet Now Has Good Shot At Republican Nomination, Probably
Rick Santorum Campaign Now Selling Sweater Vests
Fancy New Yorker Magazine Won't Print Definition of Santorum, But Prints 'Anal Rapists For Bush'
Christie Mentor Alex DeCroce Dies in NJ Assembly Bathroom
Could Huntsmania Actually Have an Impact in New Hampshire?
Newt Gingrich Now Against Filthy Excesses of Capitalism, What?
Obama Wins First in the Nation New Hampshire Pre-Primary
Media Now Trying To Kill Ron Paul's Campaign With TOO MUCH Attention
Georgia School Brings Slavery, Slave Beatings Into Math Questions
Obama Chief of Staff Bill Daley Quitting Already
Alabama Nut Will Shoot Anyone Who Steals His Wife's Campaign Signs
Tim Pawlenty Compares Presidential Run to Bungee Jump Fail
Santorum Totally Reached Across the Aisle to Hitler-Like Democrats
NJ Strongman Chris Christie Will Not Share Pie with Obama or Anyone Else
New Book Reveals FLOTUS Hates Rahm Emanuel, Just Wants to Party
Mitt Romney Admits He Isn't Really Sure Why He's Running for President
Republicans Finally Done Talking in New Hampshire
Thanks For Ruining Our Weekend, GOP! Liveblogging Debate #666
House of Representatives Holds Yelling Match Over Who Is Working Less
Already Very Relaxed Rick Perry Shoots Guns to Relax
Bain Capital Victim Prefers Despicable Obama Over Disgusting Romney
Old Walnuts McCain Accidentally (?) Endorses Obama Instead of Romney
Sarah Palin Finally Unpopular Enough To Accept CPAC Speaker Invite
Lawmaking Fool Apologizes for 'Mrs. YoMama' E-Mail
Obama Remembers He's the President With New Immigration Policy
Newt Meant ALL Minorities In Saying Blacks Shouldn't Want Food Stamps
Boston Globe Endorses Huntsman By Process of Mittlimination
Romney Claims He Created 100,000 Jobs, Forgets To Carry the Negative
BREAKING: Santorum Said Something Stupid
Orly Taitz Scores Procedural Victory in Birther Lawsuit, America Is Saved
Romney's Tax Plan Proposes a $600 Billion Bet With America
Gingrich Declared Geekiest Candidate, Geek Population Promptly Dies Off
Tennessee GOP Wants Law To Protect Anti-Gay Bullies From Persecution
Paultards Hate Huntsman for Knowing Chinese, Adopting Foreigners
Nikki Haley Tries to Empower Women While Endorsing Woman-Phobic Freak
Sexy Rick Santorum's Top 10 Sex Tricks To Drive God Wild In Bed
Shady Santorum Ethics Finally Getting Their Time in the Sun
Herman Cain Launches New Personals Site 'CainConnections.com'
Republicans Outraged that Obama is Obstructing their Obstruction
U.S. Constitution No Longer Original Enough for New Hampshire GOP
Gingrich Lies To Potheads About Dope-Growing Founding Fathers
A Handy User's Manual to the Mitt Romney Machine
Obama Installs Consumer Chief, Officially Makes Citizens 'Consumers'
Ron Paul Correctly Observes That Newt Gingrich Is Massive Wimp
Rick Perry Still in This Thing, Because Governing Texas Is So Last Summer
Even Taiwan Cracking 'Come From Behind' Jokes About Rick Santorum
McCain to Be For Romney After Being Against Him
Michele Bachmann Tragically Aborts Her Presidential Campaign
Introducing Liz, From Canada and Possibly Returning There Soon Forever
Nooooooooooo: Michele Bachmann Cancels SC Trip, Maybe Dropping Out
Mitt Romney Only Had to Lay Off 47 People to Win in Iowa
Romney Beats Santorum By Just 0.000002667% of U.S. Population
Try To Act Surprised: Iowa Republicans Love Santorum
Ron Paul Is (Briefly) the Winner of the Iowa Caucus!
Liveblogging Some Iowa Crazy-Time Caucus Cage Match Stuff, Tonight!
Some Guys: Obama Teleported to Mars With Us
Wingnuts In Full-Scale Panic Over 'Socialist' Third-Grade Sing-a-Long
Gingrich Accuses Romney Campaign of Being a Campaign
Vote Bachmann Since She's Like That Annoying NFL Player Everyone Hates
Iowa Caucus Reporters Reveal That They Despise Iowa Voters
Obama Just Wants to Remind You That He Won Iowa In 2008
Sketchy 'Activist' Trying To Sex You Is Just an Undercover Cop, Probably
Mitt Romney Supposed To Win Iowa Caucuses, Unless He Doesn't
Jon Huntsman Donating To Himself For a Few Days
66% of Americans Cannot Even Guess Approximate Population of USA
Iowomp Womp Womp: Happy Caucus Day!
Rick Santorum Dials Up Racism In Final Push For Iowa’s Bigot Vote
Rupert Murdoch Discovers Fun New Venue For Unrepentant Evil: Twitter
Barack Obama Guiltily Signs Off On Eternal Imprisonment Without Trial
Richard Nixon and George Bush Sr. Wish You a Happy New Year!