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Zillionaire Mitt Romney Tells Obama To Stop Acting So Rich All the Time
Apocalypse Now: Newt Considering Palin For V.P. Or Secretary of Energy
2012: A Self-Fulfilling Prophecy As the Human World Breaks Apart
Rick Perry Pleads Stupidity In Response To Question About Gay Sex
Iowa Weather Advisory: Beware Rising Wave of Santorum
Virginia GOP Now Requiring Blood Oath, Firstborn To Vote In Primary
Hugo Chavez Demands to Know If United States Gave Him Cancer
Ron Paul's Iowa Campaign Hoping For Catastrophic Death Blizzard
Michele Bachmann's Iowa Campaign Chair Comes Out of Paultard Closet
Michelle Obama Celebrates 2011 With One Last Fancy Clothes Scandal
Mitt Romney Vows To Balance Budget With Reforms To 'Sesame Street'
Romney Leads in Iowa; Other GOP Idiots Promise To Burn Constitution
Rumored Closeted Republican Politician of The Week: Richard Nixon!
Why Can't Newt Gingrich Be More Like His New Hampshire Staff?
SOPA-Loving Congress Also Loves Downloading Pirated Files
Rick Perry Has Idea About Which Gov't Officials Need a Pay Cut: Not Him
Barack Obama Attempts To Eat Fingers Off a Small Child (VIDEO)
Newt Gingrich: The Democratic Process Is a Terrible Act of War
Fancy Old Man In Bejeweled Golden Hat Warns of 'Christmas Glitter'
This Holiday, Start Your Own Eggnog Riot With Our Handy Recipe!
Michele Bachmann Leaves 'Gay Marcus' Out of Family Xmas Video
Homophobic Anti-Robot Bachmann Thugs Bully Gay Iowa Robot
'Being Less Hated' Top Gift on Scott Walker's Xmas Wishlist This Year
'Twas the Night Before Iowa ... (A Visit From St. Reagan)
House Abandons Brave Fight To Raise Taxes on Workers, Passes Extension
Happy Winter Solstice, Third Night of Hanukkah, Etc.!
Gays Sorry For Causing Straight MN GOP Senator To Cheat on Her Husband
Ron Paul Quits CNN Interview To Prove He Is Not a Racist (VIDEO)
George Allen Again Victimized by Functioning Video Camera (VIDEO)
Steny Hoyer Slaps John Boehner Around As Things Get Uglier For GOP
A Children's Treasury of Sincere Comments Praising Wal-Mart
House GOP Trying To Murder Their Own Party For Whatever Reason
Hero Iowa Voter Perfectly Describes Newt Gingrich To His Face (VIDEO)
World Eagerly Awaits Christmas Miracle of Dick Cheney's Death
What Can Vaclav Havel Do For You?
Major Investigation: Capitol Xmas Tree Lacks Jesus-Themed Ornaments
America Faints Upon Sight of Barney Frank's Hard Nipples
Texas College Republican Would So Get an 'A' in Racist Twitter Poetry
Serious Journalists Begin To Wonder: Is Ron Paul Racist? Is Sarah Palin Still Not Running?
Rick Perry Loves the Gay Sinners, Still Feeling Conflicted About the Gay Sex
Racist Teabagger Calls For Assassination of Entire Obama Family
FLOTUS Proves Commitment to Military Families By Dating Marine
Angsty House GOP Ends Year In Favor of Higher Taxes, To Be Emo
Holiday Deaths: Kim Jong Il, Payroll Tax Deal, Newt's Frontrunner Status
Newt Gingrich Wants America's Judges Arrested, To Save Constitution
Sadness of Vaclav Havel's Death Lightened By Kim Jong Il's Death
70% of America 'Dreading' 2012 Presidential Campaign
Watch Ralph Nader (In 2008) Exactly Describe Barack Obama's First Term
Nobody Likes GOP Or Obama, So Third Party Hero Will Waste Nation's Time
Mississippi Mayor Outed After Visiting Gay Sex Shop With City Credit Card
Wal-Mart's Billions and the Art Museum of Cruelty: A Christmas Carol
Ohio Woman Says 'Whites Only' Pool Sign She Put Up Merely 'Historical'
Rick Perry's Rumored Adventures In Gay Sex, Now in Book Form!
Bachmann Calls Life Beginning At Conception 'Seminal Issue,' Bad Man Calls Democrats 'Nazis'
Liveblogging The GOP Idiots Debating How To Ruin Christmas, Forever
Wingnuts Refuse to Sell Breast Cancer-Fighting Bibles, Out of Love for Cancer
Everything Must Go! Iraq War Joins 2011's List of Worn-Out Evil Things
Herman Cain Wants Job He Is Least Qualified Person on Earth To Have
Congress Hashing Out Last-Minute Deal To End Government, Again
Combat Operations In Iraq End a Second Time, Gingrich Loses Coveted Gary Busey Endorsement
Obama Won’t Veto Law That Turns Military Into ‘Domestic Police Force’
Bill O'Reilly Not Sure Who Runs U.S. Military, Maybe Moon Monsters?
Ever Since Arafat Turned Him Down, Newt Swears Palestinians Don't Exist
Rick Santorum Pleads With Voters To Call Him 'Intelligent' Just For Once
Fox News Fails Third Grade U.S. Geography Test
Al Franken Lures Filibuster-Proof Majority of Senators With Secret Gifts
Melting Ice Caps To Kill Us; Rich Man Builds Space Rescue Plane Just In Time
Iowa Starting To Remember It Never Really Liked Newt Gingrich
Why Is Mitt Romney Recycling a KKK Slogan In His Campaign Speeches?
Parody Human Donald Trump Drops Out of His Own Dumb GOP Debate
Parody Wingnut Radio Host Offers $1 Million If Newt Drops Out
Foreigners Delight In Sarah Palin Pooping On Nativity Set
Birther Twits Create Aerial Banner Ad Seen Only By People With X-Ray Vision
Ocupados Shut Down Oakland, Other West Coast Ports (VIDEO)
Michelle Obama Announces Historic 300,000 People Exercising
The Iraq War Is Sort of Over, Just In Time For Roger Ailes To Write a Book About How Awesome It Was
Nobody Wants To Buy Sarah Palin's Dumb New Reality Teevee Show
Mitt Romney Tricks Himself Into Talking To Gay Person (VIDEO)
Newt Gingrich Promises To Stop Cheating On His Wives & Stop Getting Divorces All the Time
Crappy Retail Chain Lowe's Sorry If Anyone Is Upset They Hate Muslims
Roadside Redneck Scrabble Mostly Limited To Letters O, B, A, M, A
The Best of Saturday's Painful GOP Idiot Debate (VIDEO)
Alabama Wingnut Politician Secretly Impregnating Lesbians In New Zealand
War On Christmas Started By Hitler, Because of Advent Calendars
Taiwan Worries Trump's Monster Wig Will Jump Off During Dumb GOP Debate
Science Suddenly Inconvenient For Obama; Higgs Boson Leads Iowa Polls
Newt Gingrich Wants Everyone To Know Palestinians Are Pretend People
Rick Perry Will Get Rid of Activist Judges As Soon As He Can Name One
Abandoned Loser Donald Trump To (Probably) Cancel His GOP Debate
Corzine Basically Last Person on Earth Who Knows How He Lost $1.2 Billion
Obama Defends Plan B Nonsense, Republicans Do Not Like This Whole 'Consumer Protection' Idea
Rick Perry Enjoys Dressing Like a Gay Cowboy
Why Is Elizabeth Warren Doing So Well in Polls When Karl Rove Told Everyone To Hate Her?
Congressional Staffers Foolishly Drink and Tweet Their Jobs Away, On the Job
Bill O'Reilly Tries To Weaponize Umbrella When Protester Approaches Him (VIDEO)
Newt Gingrich Needs Two Times As Many Bathrooms As Everyone Else
Boston Judge Rules Free Speech Doesn't Count If Cops Need To Beat You
Plan-B Access Denied by Incorrigible Twits, GOP Very Upset Obama Trying to Appoint Cabinet Secretary
Stephen Colbert Tricks Money-Loving Whores of South Carolina GOP
New Rick Perry Ad Warns Obama Letting Gays Rob Children of Christmas
Nation Aghast As Obama Daughters Eat Asian Food on Pearl Harbor Day
Wall Street Journal Layout Designers Do Not Care For Newt Gingrich
Weepy Rod Blagojevich To Rot In Prison For 14 Years
Newt Gingrich Got Money Stealing Books From Children
Tony Perkins Discovers True Meaning of Jesus: Capitalism Is Awesome
Rick Perry Speaks Up In Favor of Abuse Against Gays Abroad
'Crucified Santa' Holiday Display Goes Over As Well As You'd Expect
Hero Child Explains Gay Rights In Words Bachmann Can Understand (VIDEO)
Fox News Dingbats Using Up Oxygen To Intensify War Against Puppets
S&P Threatens to Downgrade Everyone, Donald Trump Still as Annoying as Ever
WND Bible Nut OKs Bachmann Presidency 'Cause of 'No Real Men Left'
Joe Arpaio Fine With Sex-Crimes As Long As They're Against Illegals
Donald Trump Uses Term 'Joke Candidate' Without Referring To Self
Michelle Obama Reads Christmas Stories With Kermit, Malia Acts Bored
Newt Grabs Coveted Cain Endorsement, Huntsman LOLs at Trump
Bland Humanoid Romney Unsure Even of His Stance on Music He Likes
Herman Cain Bravely Quits Campaign For White House
Jackass NYPD Pigs Throw Protesters In Jail And Eat All Their Food
Iowa Bigots Can't Decide Between Santorum & Bachmann, Endorse Both
Donald Trump To Moderate Holiday Republican Debate
Herman Cain Starts Online Support Group For His Lady Fans
Michele Bachmann Kindly Offers To Let Gays Get Straight Married
Jobs Report Slightly Less Awful, Democrats About to Beat GOP For Once
Michael Steele Called Upon To Prove Some Republican Isn't Racist
New Herman Cain Ad Stars Random Guy With Truth-Sniffing Computer
Senate Old Farts McCain And Schumer Hold Mad Comedy Duel
Republican Strategists 'Frightened To Death' By #OWS Movement
California Destroyed By Blustery Day
Unliked Racist Weirdo George Allen Inventing All His Endorsements
Michele Bachmann Not Just an Idiot (She's Also a Clumsy Thief)
Bachmann to Close Non-Existent US Embassy in Iran, GOP Taking Away Billionaires' Food Stamps
Running Low On New Wars, Senate Declares U.S. Soil Latest 'Battlefield'
Power-Crazed Twerp Bloomberg: 'I Have My Own Army'
Oil Industry Senators Decide They'll Just Allow That Tar Sands Keystone Pipeline Anyway
Apple iPhone Censoring Birth Control, Help For Rape Victims
And Now This Week's 'Republican Caught In Gay Sex 4 Meth Sting' Story
Heritage Foundation Dweeb Bravely Notices Obama Nearly Made a Gaffe
Newt Brags About His Money, Herman 'In Special Relationship' with UK
Michele Bachmann Somehow Unaware She Is Not Michelle Obama
Rick Perry Hoping He Can At Least Win Imaginary Nov. 12 Election
U.S. Spends $4.3 Million To Force Mexicans To Learn Swimming
Herman Cain Hilariously Spending $$$ Trying To Distract Twitter Users
Supreme Court Obamacare Hearing To Enrich Lobbyists, Ruin Our Lives
Herman Cain About To Quit Because of Practicing His Love Too Much
Gloomy Fanatic Rick Santorum Admits Girls Despise Him
Arizona Gun Nuts Pose Children With Assault Rifles and Santa
Meet Your Newest Violent Birther Cabal: New Hampshire Legislators
Lady Claims Whirlwind 13-Year Romance Affair With Herman Cain
Weird Attack Ad Claims Bob Casey Was Actually Black At Birth (VIDEO)
Bored Immigration Agents Now Also Trying To Deport U.S. Citizens
Americans Ready To Swap 1% Bald Eagle For ... Grizzly Bear?
Kansas Hero Emma Sullivan Refuses To Apologize To Sam Brownback
Illiterate Scott Walker's Illiterate Tweet Removed By Staffers
Newt Gingrich Wins Coveted (?) Bill Clinton Endorsement or Something
Newt Gingrich a Mega-Millionaire, Sam Brownback Still Can't Get Any Respect from Teen Twitterer
Internet Seeks 'Off Switch' For Joe Lieberman
'Black Friday' Champs Walk Over Dying Man To Buy Target Crap
What's Really Behind the Nationwide Raids Against #OWS
Sam Brownback Insane With Rage After Twitter Insult By High School Girl
Shoppers Gird for Black Friday, Third Party Thinkpieces Make Inevitable Comeback
Americans Gobble Up Lard, Lenders Don't Gobble Up German Debt
Turkey In Wholesome American Guts: Thanksgiving Prayer 2011
Obama Celebrates Thanksgiving By Reminding America of Its Dysfunction
White House Turkeys: A Children's Treasury of Dumb T-Day Tradition
Pat Robertson Mystified By Strange African-American Thanksgiving Ritual
Illinois Republicans Bravely Propose To Secede From Chicago
Here's the Famous Real Cranberry Business Recipe From Wonkette!
Bombing Iran, Politicizing Turkey
Actress Loses Day Job Over Satirical #OWS Performance
Michele Bachmann Maybe Leaked Hawt Top Secret Info On Pakistan
Liveblogging the GOP Dingbats Debating This Mysterious World
Yes, We Are Liveblogging Tonight's GOP Horror-Clown Show
Alaska Rep. Suffers Brain Aneurysm (?) When Treehugger Speaks To Him
#OccupyLA Wins: LA City Council Offers Downtown Office, Homeless Housing, Farmland!
Nancy Pelosi Shamelessly Tries To Cash In On Occupy Wall Street
Mitt Romney Tries To 'Keep Cool' As Chris Christie Looks For Food
Not Even FBI Cares About Bloomberg's Phony Terror Suspect
Fox News Cop-Slobberers Say Pepper Spray Is 'Food Product'
Imbecile Sarah Palin Thinks Roger Ailes Doesn't Own Her (He Does)
Super Committee Flops, Stocks Drop, Newt Glops
Mitt Romney Ad Magically Turns McCain Advisor's Words Into Obama's
Banks Bleeding From Defections As Credit Unions Gain Members
Michelle Obama Survives Inevitable Taunting From NASCAR Slobs
Bored Condi Calls For Attacking Iran, Because What Else Is There To Do
Herman Cain Worried His Cancer Doc's Muslim Name Sounded 'Too Foreign'
Vacant DC Building Claimed As 'Public Property Under Community Control'
Evil 'Homeless Costume Party' Eviction Firm Closing, For Being Evil
Debt Supercommittee Fulfills Its Promise To Make Everything Worse
Corrupt Jersey Rep. Takes Family On Campaign-Funded Scotland Adventure
Newt Gingrich To America's 15.7 Million Poor Kids: Get a Job
Sneaky 1% Now Hiding In Custom $200K Vans That Look 'Normal' On the Outside
Rick Perry Jokes To Jesus Pumpkin As Herman Cain Hides In Napkin
A Children's Treasury of American Cops Brutally Attacking Citizens
Annnd ... Shepard Fairey Remixes His Obama-Hope Poster For #OWS
Delightful New Herman Cain T-Shirt Proves He Has What It Takes To Be President
Insane Anonymous Internet Racist Turns Out To Be Florida GOP Politician
Weird Democrats Won't Give Jack Abramoff His Dumb Web Domain
Joe Lieberman Pretends To Care About Insider Trading In Congress
Michigan Proposes Helpful Law To Harass Women Who Miscarry
Amazing Pictures From November 17 #OWS Student Marches
National Press Club Suspends Journalist For Questioning Saudis
John Boehner's Drunken Crying Ruins NASA Ceremony (VIDEO)
99 Percenters Foil Cops With Amazing #OWS Bat Signal
Scenes From a Civil War: Cops Vs. Crying Mothers
On 'Day of Action,' White House Wants You To Buy Their Beer Koozies
Fox News Names White House Shooting Suspect 'Occupy Shooter'
Marcus Bachmann Asks Gay Guy to Pay For Services Not Performed
Herman Cain Learns How To Speak Some Words In 'Cuban'
Hilarious Campaign Ad Proves Obama Thinks America Is Lazy
Oppressed Wall Streeters Do Not Care For These Mean Protesters
Texas Dummkopf Rick Perry Now Deemed Too Stupid To Give Money To
Watch Livestream of Ocupados As They Play Dress-Up Today (VIDEO)
With Nothing Better To Do, Congress Votes On Some Gun Stuff
'U.S. Going Communist' Now Much More Popular Than U.S. Congress
Congressional Support Grows For Bill To Shut Down Any Website
Do Novels Cause Old Person Terrorism?
Herman Cain Defends Theory That Presidents Are Supposed To Be Idiots
SEIU Thugs Predictably Endorse Obama for Re-Election
Did Bum Who Maybe Visited #OccupyDC Shoot At White House?
PETA Wants Video Game Stereotype Beaten For Dressing Like Raccoon Dog
Bachmann Memoir: Bush Was a Socialist, Boehner Was Dean Martin
Lying Liar Newt Gingrich Lies All Day Long, Is a Huge Liar
Georgia Senator Wants All License Plates To Read 'In God We Trust'
Toilets Fail On Fancy New George H.W. Bush Aircraft Carrier
Watch Karl Rove Get Snippy After Getting Mic Checked (VIDEO)
#OWS Says It Will Shut Down NYC Thursday
Surprise, Homeland Security Coordinates #OWS Crackdowns
Scalia & Thomas Have Anti-Obamacare Dinner (Kagan Should Recuse)
Mean Jerk John Boehner Never Visited Injured Gabby Giffords
Michele Bachmann Hires Secessionist Nutter To Chair SC Campaign
Congress Bravely Pushes Cafeteria Cheese-Slop on Our Children
Cyber Weasels Try To Shut Down Scott Walker Recall Website
Rick Perry Now Wants to 'Uproot' Three Entire Branches of Government
Panicky Billionaire Mayor Orders Eviction of Zuccotti Park (VIDEO)
Here's Herman Cain Wondering What This 'Libya' Might Be (VIDEO)
Obama Says His 2012 Ads Will Just Show GOP Debate Clips, 'Verbatim'
Insider-y Trading No Fun If Rep. Spencer Bachus Can’t Have Some
Herman Cain Is Also Sexist Against Vegetables
Wingnut Anti-Tax Hero Grover Norquist Actually Muslim Extremist?
Bill O'Reilly's Dumb Lincoln Book Banned By National Park Service
Michelle Obama Punished With NASCAR Race In Everglades
Mean Buzzkill Obama Cancels Beloved World Leader Costume Party
Cops Attack #Occupy Camps In Oakland, Portland, Salt Lake City & Denver
Supreme Court Finally Agrees To Dismantle Obamacare Next Year
Michele Bachmann Is Completely Unaware That China Is Communist
Swag Industry Does Not Care For Obama's War on Government Swag
Random Gang Shooting Near Occupy Oakland Causes News Coverage of Random Gang Shooting In Oakland
Taiwan Animators Freak Out Over NYT Proposal For US To Abandon Taiwan
Newt Gingrich Wins New GOP Poll By Coming In Second Place
Veterans Day Switched To More Fun Day Honoring Spinal Tap Idiot
Mitt Romney Promises Exciting New Endless War With Iran If Elected
Sad Pimp James O'Keefe Mocked By His Interview Subjects (VIDEO)
Watch The '99 Percent' Hilariously Occupy Michele Bachmann's Lame Speech!
Erick Erickson Asks Herman Cain If He Tried Turning It On and Off
Obama Caves To Environmental Groups, Election 2012 Has Begun
GOP Says Real Issue With Gay Marriage Is It Costs Too Much
UC Berkeley Head OKs Police Beating of Protesters To, Uh, Save Tuition
More Filthy Nixon Words Released After Public Citizen Lawsuit Victory
Charity Offering Veterans Chance To Strangle Donald Rumsfeld
Elizabeth Warren Hates 'Job Creation' For Sympathizing With Jobless
Personhood USA To Host Next Personhood Defeat In Florida
Tea Party People Bilked of $19 Million With Phony Wingnut TV Scheme
Relive Magic Sex Creep Herman Cain Calling Nancy Pelosi 'Princess'
Rick Perry Will Close Three Random Gov't Agencies, Maybe Defense?
Liveblogging The 'We All Hate Herman Cain Now' GOP Debate
Actual News Report: GOP Wives Get Along Together Just Swimmingly
Liveblogging History's First GOP Debate of November 2011, Tonight!
Evil Barack Obama Now Waging Jihad On Christmas Trees
Joe Walsh Unleashes Stream of Screaming Abuse At Voters (VIDEO)
Big Election Wins For Libs Obama Had Nothing To Do With Still About Obama
Expert Fun-Ruiner Barack Obama Outlaws Personalized Mugs
Maine GOP Warns Voter Registration Is Evil Homosexual Plot
Herman Cain Says Herman Cain Has No Idea What Herman Cain Is Saying
Angry Troll Leading Personhood Campaign That Bans IVF Has IVF Kids
Why Yes, There IS a Hawt Ron Paul Pin-Up Calendar
Crazed Hill Staffers Unleash Party Mob On Horrified Annapolis
Herman Cain Would Not Pay To Have Sex With Gloria Allred (VIDEO)
Gazillionaire Mitt Romney Whines Gov't Employees Earn More Than He Does
Michele Bachmann Calls On Us To Solve The 'Puzzle' of Her Twisted Mind
Pervert Herman Cain Has Sexy Job Creation Plan For Ladies (VIDEO)
Report: America Even Better At Making Its People Poor Than It Thought
Herman Cain Not Entirely Sure What This Medicare Thing Is
Michelle Obama Puts Kitchen Staff On Crash Diet
Jesse Ventura Announces He Will Turn Into A Mexican
Here Is Cranky Sarah Palin In A Muu-Muu Yelling At Olds
Watch Herman Cain Call Himself 'Koch Bros. Brother From Another Mother'
In Hopes Someone Will Pay Attention, Romney Proposes Killing Medicare
America's Most Famous Deadbeat Dad Joe Walsh Given Pro-Family Award
Saturday Is Bank Transfer Day, So What Will You (We) Do?
Seven In Ten Republicans Obviously Don't Care About Herman Cain Being a Sex Creep
Important Newz Regarding First Amendment Rights And Truck Nutz
Michigan GOP Approves Bullying Gay Kids As Long As It's 'Moral'
Are We Done With TV of Black People Charged With Misdemeanors Now?
Rick Perry Pretty Much Compares Himself To Jesus On Teevee
Elderly Iowa Candidate Caught Trying to Prostitute Himself
Occupy Chicago Interrupts Evil Goon Scott Walker's Speech
Jackass In Fancy Car Mows Into Oakland Protesters (VIDEO)
Rick Scott Has No Idea Where This 'Tampa Bay' Place Is
Election Season Gets Its First 'Gollum Army Invasion' Campaign Ad
MSNBC Clown Show Reaches Climax, Hires Meghan McCain
Kentucky Governor Race Now Suddenly About Secret Hindu Rituals
#OWS Shuts Down Oakland, California
Geezers Charged With Terror Plot Inspired By Fox News 'Expert'
Michele Bachmann Thinks Her Dirty Autograph Is Worth $125
Massive U.S. Power Outages To Get Much Worse, More Frequent
Mitt Romney Fantasizes About Having An Actual Job (VIDEO)
America's Newest Mass Terrorist Threat: Crabby Seniors
Why Does Herman Cain Think China Is North Korea?
Happy 10th Birthday, TSA! Thanks For, Uhh, Nothing?
GOP Rep. Explains Point of 'In God We Trust' Bill Was To Annoy Obama
Rep. Jeff Duncan Hoping To Seem Like Most Racist Person In South Carolina
Rick Perry Not Obviously Drunk Or High, Political Source Says
Herman Cain's Problems: Buying Off Sex Charges 'Cost of Doing Business'
UPDATE: Sad Nitwit Rick Perry Also Tricked By Occupy Toronto Parody
America Stuck With All These Guy Fawkes Masks, We Guess
Here Are The Hilariously Shlocky Herman Cain Ads From 2004!
Dweeb Right-Wing Bloggers Fall For Clearly Fake #OWS Parody
Ex-NJ Gov. Jon Corzine Staying Busy Destroying The Economy These Days
VA GOPers Send Charming Halloween Picture of Obama Shot In Head
Rick Perry Looks A Little Too Thrilled In Latest Campaign Ad (VIDEO)
Herman Cain Also Horrible For Taking Tons of Illegal Campaign Cash
Meet the Smart Anthropologist Anarchist Who Helped Launch #OWS
62% of Americans Morally Unfit For Amoral U.S. Politics
Evil Obama Destroys FLOTUS’ Healthy Halloween
Angry Pizza Man Blames 'Liberals' For Sexual Harassment Reports
Herman Cain Comedy Show ('America') Set To Close After Sexual Harassment Claims
What the Hell Is Rick Perry Jabbering About Now? (VIDEO)
Least Cool Person In America, Herman Cain, Decides Smoking 'Is Not Cool'
Foreclosure Mill Law Firm Costume Fun: Dress As Homeless Families
Fancy Rich CA Lawmaker Lady Caught Stealing From Nieman Marcus
Jon Huntsman's Daughters Provide Reason To Think About Jon Huntsman
We Now Agree With Newt Gingrich About One Thing, Can You Guess?
Parents 'Occupy' NY School Meeting, Freak Out the Squares
Last Minute 'Sexy Halloween Politics' Costumes To Ruin Parties and Lives
Jackass Trader Expands On Crazy Leaflets With Insane Manifesto
Devil Child Scott Walker Welcomes Gun Nuts And Their Weapons To Capitol
Toronto Mayor Calls 911 In Panic After Comedian Tries To Interview Him
Michele Bachmann Sends Creepy Spam Promising To 'Fleece' Supporters
New Bipartisan Bill Will Allow U.S. Gov't To Shut Off Any Website, Anywhere, For Any Reason
Reason Herman Cain Always Appears Disorganized Is Because He Is
Crazy Redneck Quran-Burning Pastor To Round Out GOP Presidential Field
Ex-Gay Candidate So Christian Now That Sex With Teen Doesn't Count
National Review's Racist Halloween Costumes To 'Scare Liberals'
Hopeless Clown Orly Taitz Officially Files For U.S. Senate Run
Your Comics Curmudgeon Has Written a Fancy Book
Here's the Insane Video of Marine Vet Scott Olsen Shot At #OccupyOakland
Washington Post Illustrates Oakland Police Brutality With Cop Petting Kitty
Fox News Turd Says Rick Perry Is Just Like Occupy Wall Street Protesters
Obama Carefully Begs Angry Young People To Vote For Him Again
Jackass Bank of America CEO Angry At You For Hating His Evil Bank
Violent Birther Gun Nut Also Massive Fan of Tranny Porn, Dildos
Immigrants Doomed To Seek Refuge In Horrible Dayton, Ohio
Obama Raises Money In San Francisco As Cops Gas Oakland Protesters
Right-Wing Extremist Pat Robertson Calls For Less Extremism In GOP
Meghan McCain Writes Least Insightful Column About #OWS In History
U.S. Suburbs Now Just Sprawling Hell-Camps For the Poor
Islamophobe Nuts Decry Sharia Takeover of Nashville Hotel
500 Riot Cops Attack #OccupyOakland With Tear Gas, Rubber Bullets
Here's the Complete, Hilarious First Rick Perry Ad, Where He's Dressed as Marlboro Man
Tacky Diamond Trinket Junkie Callista Gingrich Spotted Lurking At Tiffany's
Long Island Couple Trademark 'Occupy Wall St.' In Hope of The Big Bucks
Herman Cain Releases Terrifying 'Smoking Man' Campaign Spot, To Hurt America
Creepy Old Rick Perry Video Shows How He Loves Sausage
NY Post Blames Peaceful Ocupados For (Fake?) Rise In Gun Violence
Bachmann's Former NH Staffers Confirm She Is Totally Dysfunctional
Florida Teacher Somehow Broke Law By Registering Students To Vote
Bored NASA Agents Now Invading Denny's In Search of Moon Rocks
Fox And Friends Call Protester Mom 'Filth' For Joining #OWS
Happy End To The Eternal Iraq War That Is Not Really Ending
Eric Cantor Wimps Out On Speech After Hearing Peasants Might Attend
Michele Bachmann's New Hampshire Staff All Fleeing Like Hell
NJ GOP Mayor Has 'No Idea' How Rentboy Got Sexy Pictures of Him
Jackass Bankers Drop Insane Leaflets On Chicago Protesters
White Lady Can't See Why Black 'Scarecrow' Hung By Noose Is Racist
Both Sides of Congress Want Foreign Drug Lords To Buy U.S. Foreclosures
Michelle Obama Takes Break From Bicep Curls to Learn Twitter (VIDEO)
NJ GOP Candidate Not Sorry For Tweeting About Whores
GOP Jerk Thrilled That New Voting Law Stops Black People From Voting
Sarah Palin Reduced To Hosting Dinners At Disneyworld
Magical 80s Sitcom Writers Long Ago Foretold Year of Gaddafi's Death
Raging Feminist Herman Cain Is Your New Pro-Choice GOP Candidate
John McCain And Lindsey Graham's Old BFF Muammar Gaddafi Is Dead
Alabama Christian Doesn't Care To Read The Word 'Mexican' In Her Paper
To New York Post, Beans & Rice Donated To #OWS Is 'Food For a King'
WSJ Surveys #OWS, Finds Dangerous Radicals (Meaning, Democrat Voters)
#OWS Protester Scares Off Product-Plugging MSNBC Blowhard
Naughty Wingnuts Put Bad Word On Dick Durbin's Wikipedia Page
Soldiers In Afghanistan Burn Annoying Bill O'Reilly Books Someone Sent
#OWS Protesters Drown Out Idiot CNN Anchor In Las Vegas (VIDEO)
Word Association Game Reveals America's True Feelings About Perry
A Series of Unfortunate Events Awaits Wall Street Executives
Tea Party Dingbats Vow To Pretend To Stop Hiring Jobseekers
Watch Evil Rich Republicans Brawl Over The Hired Help On National TV
'I Hate Banks,' the New National Anthem (From 1986)
Cops Now Hunting Escaped Zoo Monsters
GOP Debate #194,834 This Month: Choose Your Own Adventure!
Dark Horse Candidate Gary Johnson Planning To Win On Pagan Vote
Americans Becoming Too Sick And Fat To Work Anymore
Mean Protesters Ruin John Boehner's Golf Game With Demands For Jobs
National Crisis Averted: Obama's Stolen Teleprompter Returned Safely
Grifter Herman Cain Sold Campaign $100k Worth of His Own Books
The NYC Citibank Arrests, According To the OWS Videographer
Citigroup Earnings Rise 74% As Cops Giggle Over Citibank Arrests
Michele Bachmann Throws Donald Trump A Party, Doesn't Invite Him
Weep/Laugh At Herman Cain's Creepy Hymn For The Pizza Gods (VIDEO)
Recalled WI State Senator Arrested For Being Drunk Driving Maniac
Ex-WaMu Banker Somehow Manages To Call Ocupados 'Entitled'
Herman Cain's Illegal Immigration Platform: Fry Them All To Death
Wonkette Pals Make Milwaukee Occupation More Fun
Muppet-Wielding Protesters Occupy Rupert Murdoch’s Speech
NYPD Arrests Woman For Closing Her Citibank Account (VIDEO)
Occupation Dispatch #10, In Which Riley Prepares To Be Cleaned & Beaten
Here Is a Weird Old Photo of Mitt Romney Making Sweet Love To Money
Rick Santorum Warns America About Dangerous Single Mom Voters
Obama Starting New War In ... Uganda! Sure, Uganda Sounds Good
Lead GOP Candidate's Economic Plan Stolen From A Computer Game
10/15: America's Global Day of Occupation Party Fun/Action
Riley Is Not Dead (Yet): Very Brief Update From Occupied Libertyville Park
Fashion Update: Ron Paul Possibly Wearing Eyebrow Wigs
Ocupados Cheer As Billionaires Chicken Out On Zuccotti Park Eviction
Rick Perry's Wife Concludes Everyone Hates Him Because He Is Christian
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Ungrateful NYC Panhandler Reminds Wall Street CEO of Barack Obama
Billionaire Bloomberg Terrorizes #OWS Families Out of Friday Campout
Hedge Fund Criminal Gets 11 Years, Which Should Placate Everyone
Twitter Overlords Order San Diego GOP Chairman To Get a Life
CNN Discovers Evidence of Blackberrys On Other Planets
Early Primary States Just Cold Screaming At Each Other All Day Long
Wall Street Journal Caught Padding European Circulation By Nearly Half
999/666 Comical Character Herman Cain LEADING Republican Race
Unimaginative Loser Joe Walsh Still Insists He Doesn't Owe Child Support
Florida GOP Rep: Let's Bring Back Those Cool Firing Squad Executions
What's the Mystery Thing In the Painting In the Mitt Romney Portrait?
'Allow Guns in Bars' Tennessee Rep. Arrested Driving Drunk With Gun
Where's Wags? Wall Street Riley Is On 'The Story'
Rick Perry Glad About That Time America Did War On Queen Elizabeth
Topeka Spouses Now Allowed To Beat The Crap Out of Each Other
Liveblogging the 'Oh Let's Pretend We Like Herman Cain' GOP Debate PART II
Liveblogging the 'Oh Let's Pretend We Like Herman Cain' GOP Debate
69 Percent of Fox News Poll Takers In Favor of Occupy Wall Street
Majority of GOP Voters Want Higher Taxes On Rich People
Georgia County Opts For Slave Labor Solution To Its Firefighter Shortage
Heroic Rich Girl Wants World Where 'We All Have Enough'
Science Finds Simple Source of 'Lasting Happiness,' So It's Completely Illegal To Have It
Non-Human Rick Scott Launches Jihad Against People Who Study Humans
Why Is Sarah Palin a Crazy Liberal Communist Now All of a Sudden?
Cops Make Middle-of-the-Night Raid On Occupy Boston Camp
Wingnuts' 'We Are The 53 Percent' Just Proves Point of '99 Percent' Movement
Has-Been Creepazoid 'Joe The Plumber' To Run Unsuccessfully For Congress
Wingnuts Plotting To Overthrow Devil Halloween Ritual With 'JesusWeen'
Right-Wing Journalist Crafts Heroic Spin To Prove He Is Not A Loser (He Is)
FLOTUS Moments Away From Creating Actual Army of Obese Children
Almost Twice As Many People Have Heard of Occupy Wall Street As Rick Perry
Iowa Cops Bravely Pepper Spray Handcuffed Wall Street Protester
Ask Herman Cain a Foreign Policy Question And He'll Respond In Tongues
A Complete List of National Politicians Who Have Embraced the Occupy Wall Street Protests
Hundreds of Occupations Nationwide; Find One Close To You!
Happy Entire Decade of Failed U.S. War In Afghanistan
Wingnuts Worried Their Anusburgers Sacrificed To Wrong 'Demon-God'
Crooked Jerk Scott Walker Dropped $60,000 In State Money On iPads
Nearly Half of Americans Cannot Name A Single GOP Presidential Candidate
Invisible Hands Shuts Off Libertarian Magazine's Elevator
Shivering Twerp Eric Cantor Afraid of Polite Unemployed 'Mobs' (But Not Gun-Waving Teabaggers!)
Silvio Berlusconi Offers To Rename His Party After Women's Genitals
IMF Advisor Announces End of the World In a Few Weeks
Topeka Gov't Wonders, 'Legalize It?' About Domestic Violence
Harry Reid Blows Up Time And Space With Voting Procedure Change Thing
Polish Candidate Tries Stripping To Get Votes
Secret U.S. 'Kill List' Somehow Not In Rand Paul's Paranoid Spam Forwards
Author Exposes U.S. Gov't Cluelessness, Gets Persecuted by U.S. Gov't
Florida GOP Rep. Wants Law Allowing Drunks To Throw Around Dwarfs
Occupy Washington Live Video Feed: It's a Pretty Autumn Day!
Evil Bank of America Crippled By People Closing Their Accounts
Stupid Fox Nation Photo Editing Proves Michelle Malkin Is An Idiot
Inventor of Pretty Much Everything Steve Jobs Dies At 56
Mentally Ill Fictional Humanoid Sarah Palin Not Running For President
Chicago Board of Trade Princes Mock Occupy Chicago Protesters From On High
Live Occupy Wall Street Video of Today's Big Labor/Liberal Protests
Nikki Haley Will Fix Stuff Right After Finishing These Fake Report Cards
Wonkette Veteran Alex Pareene's Immodest Proposal Unlikely To Win Crucial Herman Cain Support
Herman Cain To Ocupados: 'Don't Have a Job? Not Rich? Blame Yourself!'
Evil College Kids Force Bachmann Into Hiding With Funny Signs
Whole Lot of Unions Joining NYC Wall Street Occupation
Tennessee Denies 'Voting ID' To 96-Year-Old Black Lady
Dim CNN Reporter's News Analysis of Protesters: They Just 'Smoke Weed'
'Hungry Child' Sesame Street Muppet To Entertain Actual Hungry Children
Establishment Apologist Provides Ocupados With Addresses of *Other* NYC Finance HQs Needing Protests
Slot Machine Addict & Republican Crook Notes U.S. Men Are Failures
Dumb Alabama Immigration Law Working So Well Its Crops Are Rotting
Tea Party Nation Hilariously Demands Americans Stop Watching Football
California's Gazillion Prisoners Also Rioting
Vulgar Corporate Pig Officially Not Running For GOP Nomination
Congress Proposes To Legalize Robot Drone Assaults On Cell Phone Users
Child Prodigy At DC Paper Bravely (Cautiously) Mentions Occupy Wall St.
Michele Bachmann's Campaign Staffers Are All Running Away
Dumb Ape Who Sings Football Jingle Fired For Being Giant Bunghole
Fox News Reporter Tries To Trick Wall Street Protester With Sincere Questions
Michele Bachmann Campaign Down To Hobo Beans and Charles Manson Fans
Tea Party Leader's Hooker Sex Scandal Unfairly Ruining All His Fun
Michelle Obama's Trip to Target Was Basically a Lie
New York Times Quickly Learns Cops Are Right, Protests Wrong
Half of Republicans Don't Know What 'G.O.P.' Means
America Gets Another 'Rick Perry Is A Racist' Story Instead of Sex Scandal
More Awesome Pictures From Occupy Wall Street
Nice Cops Escort Protesters Onto Brooklyn Bridge, Then Arrest Them All
Occupation Dispatch #7: Mass Arrests & Total Craziness At Brooklyn Bridge
Here's the Video of Those Wall Streeters Drinking Champagne Above the Protest
Is Monstrously Obese Chris Christie Even Too Fat For Republican Voters?
NYC Protesters Receive Hobo Bean Care Packages
Koch Bros. Freaking Out Over Unpublished Scandal Story
Lonely Ron Paul Points Out Al-Awlaki Killing Was Super Illegal, Alone
Occupation Dispatch #5: Radiohead Unplugged & Massive Demonstrations
Herman Cain: Blacks 'Brainwashed,’ Can’t ‘Think For Themselves’
Occupy DC Begins Saturday; Maybe Thievery Corp. and Fugazi Will Play?
Radiohead Playing Occupy Wall Street This Afternoon? GO NOW TO SEE
Mayor Bloomberg On Wall Street Protests: We Need 'To Help The Banks'
A Children's Treasury of Occupy Wall Street Photographs
Weird Letters Show Kochs Briefly Drank Libtard Juice In Seventies
Cops On Internet Forum Love Watching NYPD Assault Protesters
Wonkette Operative Is Legal Hero At Wall Street Occupation
Welfare Poors Aren't Big Druggies, But Boeing Workers Sure Are!
Republican Orc-Monsters Create 'Rick Perry Rap' Video, In Texas
Will Herman Cain Propose Chilean-Style Student Riots?
Bored With Blimps, Paultards Will Now Begin Jumping Out of Planes
Michelle Malkin Hated Onion Hostage Joke Because It Lacked Democrats
Drone Terror Attack Thwarted Because Only Pentagon Is Allowed To Do That
Hero Columnist Offers To Pay To Drug Test Florida Lawmakers
Illinois GOP Lawmaker Told Police To Ignore Her Husband's 911 Calls
Florida Launches First Pie In Nat'l Slapfight Over GOP Primary Calendar
Who Dares Tell The Tea Party They Smell Like Old Gorilla Masks?
Wonkette Interviews the Peaceful Park Dweller Hippie Fiends!
LA City Council Becomes Millionth Victim of Classic 'Mike Hunt' Joke (VIDEO)
Rand Paul Takes Brave, Lonely Pro-Explosion Stance On Gas Pipelines
Riot Cops Battle Protesters Trying To Strangle Dick Cheney
NYC Protesting and Palling Around With Anti-Terror Militarized Police
Nikki Haley Fixes South Carolina's Bad Vibes With Stupid Phone Greetings
Rick Perry Makes Up Convenient Story of Teabagger Persecution (VIDEO)
Meghan McCain Finally Takes Offense At Someone Calling Her Stupid
Liberal NPR Won't Cover Wall Street Protests, So Read This Instead
Muslim Republican Braves Lair of Screaming Florida Teabaggers
Here's a Portrait of Riley Waggaman Covering the NYC Protests (With a Monopoly Apple Computer)
Richard Cohen Admits Giant Gay Crush On Rick Perry
Michele Bachmann Warns of Cuban Hezbollah Jihad Against Florida
Michael Moore and the Granny Peace Squad Occupy Wall Street
Symbolic Washington Monument Symbolically Closed Forever By Earthquake Damage
Texas Proposes To Steal Children's School Money For Oil Tax Breaks
'Banned Book Week' Is Wingnut Cue To Panic Over Gay Penguin Sex
BBC Business News Guest Warns of Total World Economic Collapse
Record 81% of Americans Hate America
FLOTUS Builds House for Women Vets With Space-Age Vegetable Machine
Racist Bake Sale Proves College Republicans Are Annoying
American Media Hates Peaceful Protesters For Not Being Violent Pigs
Rick Scott Tells Obama Teleprompter Joke He Read Off Teleprompter
Fugitive Rhode Island Rep. Blames Crimes On Fake Iraq War Service
Watch Drunk (?) Teevee Lady Forget How To Read In Front of Robert Gates!
NRA Chief: Obama Trying To Steal Your Guns By Not Stealing Your Guns
Bristol Palin Gets Into Bar Fight With Angry Homosexual (VIDEO)
NASA Now Says Falling Satellite Will Maybe Destroy America Today
Pot Legalization Initiative Winning Stupid White House Petition Website
Rick Perry's Forbidden Love of Mexicans Dooms His Campaign
Porn King Adds $1 Million Prize To America's Hunt For Perry Sex Scandal
Liveblogging the GOP Fox News Strap-On Death Match Debate #54
Sad Thad: McCotter Drops Out of Presidential Race
Here Is Your 2011 Demon Sheep Ad, This Time With Chupacabras
John Boehner Ready To Eat Tea Party Alive If They Continue This Dissent
Happy Birthday, Hobbits: A Children's Treasury of America's Middle Earth
Hero Elizabeth Warren Explains Concept of Taxation To Voters (VIDEO)
Stocks Collapse Worldwide On News About Meg Whitman
Sarah Palin Will Continue To Think About Running If You Send Her Money
Tim Pawlenty Running For President of Tunisia Now Or Something
Troy Davis Execution Is Wingnut Chance To Talk Abortion, Obamacare
Hundred Millionaire Mitt Romney Tells Crowd He, Too, Is Middle Class
Gay Meth Sex Preacher Set To Star In Episode of 'Celebrity Wife Swap'
Rick Perry Will Freak The Crap Out of You With Zombie Movie Campaign Ad
Republican Thugs Warn Ben Bernanke Not To Try To Fix Economy
Is Your Dumb Old Aunt Writing Obama's Campaign Email Subject Lines?
Fox News Proves Climate Change Is Fake Since Liar Bill Clinton Says It's Real
Birthers Fighting Among Themselves About Going After Marco Rubio
New Poll Shows Americans Do Not Even Really Want A President Anymore
Rick Santorum Pleads In Vain With Google To Fix His 'Google Problem'
Survey: 20% of Americans Believe God Won't Run America While Gov't Exists
American Family Association Freaks Out Over Ice Cream Named After Testicles
Bachmann Vows To Save Successful Gov't-Funded Factory From Itself
Corrupt Socialist Rick Perry Spent $294,000 In Taxpayer Money On 'Family Vacations'
'Don't Ask Don't Tell' Repeal Goes Into Effect, Apparently?
Rhode Island GOP Lawmaker Turns Out To Be Wanted Fugitive
Amazon Using Successful Disposable Human Strategy To Staff Warehouse
Multi-Millionaire Rep. John Fleming Can't Afford Obama's Rich People Tax
Andrew Breitbart Longing To Shoot The Next Person Who Insults Him
Last Thousand Or So Americans Still Mad About Economy Stage Protest
Michelle Obama Tricks Obese Into Boycotting The Olive Garden
Ron Paul Buys Himself Another One of Those Straw Poll Awards
Michele Bachmann Produces World's Cheapest-Looking Campaign Ad
Donald Trump Likes This 'Jim Perry' Guy He Met
Coming Soon To An America Near You: Insane Riots, Says Bloomberg
Best Part of Palin Book: Crazed Palin Hysterically Saying 'I F*&^d a Black Man!'
Michele Bachmann's Closest Advisor Is Whoever She Talked To Last
FBI Raids Computers of Koch-Monster Scott Walker's Henchwoman
Mitt Romney/Notorious Psychopath Dick Cheney 2012!
Michele Bachmann Flattered By Cougar Joke, On Twitter
America's Poor Beg Congress: 'Please Forgive Our Debt, Sirs!'
Supreme Court Ruins Rick Perry's Murder Train Party Fun Time
Ron Paul: Africa's Famines Will End When They Quit Being So Socialist
Tom Coburn Derailing Entire Senate Over Funding For Bike Paths
Dumb NASA Names Frozen Gas Giant Planet 'Tatooine' (Because It Has Two Suns)
Media Reporting About Own Fights Over Photo of Obama Drinking Beer
Pat Robertson: Jesus Doesn't Mind If You Divorce Your Spouse With Alzheimer's
Hero New Jersey Mayor Remembers 9/11 With Memorial To Himself
Childish Republican Gleefully Steals 'American Jobs Act' Title From Obama
GOP Candidates Fight For Support of America’s Most Insane Racist
Michele Bachmann's New Book Cover Is, Uh, WEIRD, To Put It Nicely
Dueling Polls Put Together Reveal Nothing About America's Opinions
Rick Santorum Proposes Olds Die Off Sooner To Save Social Security
Herman Cain Just Like Ronald Reagan (In Hiding Homosexual Staffers)
Nat'l Geographic Captures Hilarious Video of Screaming Paultard In the Wild
Al Gore Making Childish Threats About Global Warming, Which Doesn't Help
National Enquirer Says Sarah Palin Sexed Black Guy (Hint: Not Todd Palin)
Barack Obama Loses Race For Anthony Weiner's Congressional Seat
Keith Olbermann Is Angry (Of Course) At Glenn Beck's Teevee Thing
Steve King Invites Obama's Drunk Uncle To Party With Congress
Bachmann's Insane Vaccine Claim Is Too Insane, Say Other Insane People
Is Barack Obama As Depressed As the Economy? NYT Supposedly Investigating
Fox News Cold Freaking Out Over Obama's Use of Crappy Paper Clip
Sarah Palin Refused To Be Called 'Grandma' After Grandson's Birth
Michele Bachmann Says Cancer Sex Drug Makes Girls 'Suffer Retardation'
New U.S. Achievement: More Americans In Poverty Than Ever!
Relive the Magic: Watch Teabaggers Cry 'Death' To The Uninsured (VIDEO)
North Carolina Assembly Feeling Better Now After Picking On Some Gays
Betrayed Donald Rumsfeld Breaks Up With NY Times On Twitter
Liveblogging CNN's First Ever GOP Debate Copy-Paste From Last Week
Liveblogging Some GOP Debate Rerun That Is Not Actually A Rerun, Tonight!
Chicago Tribune Gitmos Comic Strip For Talking Smack About Sarah Palin
Remembering America’s 'Remembering 9/11' Columns
Michelle Obama Plays Fancy Tennis Sport For Obese Children
French Nuclear Waste Dump Explodes, Kenyan Oil Pipeline Explodes
Alan Keyes Waterboards Trapped Boat Passengers With Song (VIDEO)
Ohio Tea Party Group: Public Transit Still Worse Than 9/11
Mystery Hero 'Tim Pawlenty' Returns To Help Pilot Romney Campaign Crash
Here Is Your Wonkette Refuge From the 9/11/11 Internet Madness
Oklahoma Lady Adds Gays To Her Personal Terrorist Watch List
Weird Story Surfaces In Ongoing Search For Rick Perry Sex Scandal
YouTube Dance Maniac Is Guy Running For Anthony Weiner's Seat! (VIDEO)
Joe Walsh Heroically Sues Ex-Wife Over Child Support Case
Raccoons Begin To Cleanse Suburbs of Humans
Michele Bachmann Must Now Pray To Sewage Monster For Relevance
Did Rick Perry Try To Rough-Sex Ron Paul At GOP Debate?
Nuclear Reactor Failure Rains Darkness And Sewage On Southwest
Newt Gingrich Upset People Continue To Ask Him If He Still Exists
Wisconsin Man Fired For Writing All-Caps E-mail Encouraging Voting
Hot Video of Obama Making Fake Promises and GOP Talking Points
Liveblogging Obama's $450 Billion 'I'm Sorry About Jobs' Speech
Illegalz-Hating New Mexico Governor Is Offspring of Illegalz, Obviously
Taiwan Animators Make Gross Rick Perry Video About Male Strippers
Inevitable 'Bachmann's Campaign Is Falling Apart' Articles Begin
Brave Bush, Palin Memoirs Still Cling To Shelves Amid Ruins of Bookstore Closeout
The Entire Republican Debate In 45 Seconds of Video
Can You Identify the Candidate Goblins In Our GOP Debate Blingee?
Angry David Vitter Busts Out His Best White Guy Jive Talk
Allen West Hopes To Reform Islam With His Constant Insults To Muslims
FLOTUS Body Double Parties With Britney Spears, Probably On U.S. Dime
Paul Ryan Arrests Every Human Who Asks Him Questions He Does Not Like
Michele Bachmann-Inspired Band Gets Undeserved Press, Not Unlike Michele Bachmann Herself
Barack Obama Is Now Secret Muslim President of Palestine
Liveblogging the GOP Reagan Zombie Death Match PART DEUX
Liveblogging the GOP Reagan Zombie Wrestling Death Match
A Look At Rick Perry's Past Debates: Bad Hair And Giggling (VIDEO)
TONIGHT: Liveblogging The GOP Debate At Ronald Reagan's Horror Emporium
A Children's Treasury of Rick Perry Deep-Throating Corndogs
Twitter Bars GOP Lawmaker From Attending Obama Jobs Speech
Obama Preparing 'Jobs Plan' To Give $961.04 To Each American
Ron Paul Introduces 'Al Gore's Texas Cheerleader,' Rick Perry (VIDEO)
Happy 9/11 Forever! Sad Cartoon Movie Shows How Osama Totally Won
Oh, Apparently There Is A Video Game About Murdering Tea Party Zombies
Rick Perry Remembers He Hadn't Yet Blamed Feds For Texas Wildfires
Obama Administration Invents Reason To Keep Troops In Iraq Forever
Janet Napolitano Has Seen The Promised Land And It Is Barefoot-Optional
A New Poll About Americans' Hatred Of Muslims, Just In Time For 9/11
Arizona Now Taxing People For Crime of Being Related To Criminals
Conservative Professor Protests Use of Term 'Tea bagger' In Front of Ladies
Texas Lawmakers Notice Wildfires, Slash Funding To Firefighters
Texas High School Catches Al Jazeera Terrorist Asking People About 9/11
Latest Scott Walker Fundraiser: Ask Rich Ladies To Give Him Their Purses
'Dancing With the Stars' Releases Chilling Image of Satan (Nancy Grace)
War On Everyone Round One Million: Charles Koch Defeats Jimmy Hoffa
Bachmann Campaign Manager Quits For 'Romney-Perry' Health Reasons
Townhall Proves Dumb Presidents Make America Great
Iowa Democrats Make Fun Internet Drinking Game Mocking Tea Party
Executioner Perry's Murder Train Often Picks Up Teenagers and Disabled
Why Do Poors Get To Vote If They Keep Insisting On Being Poor?
Fox News: Americans Overwhelmingly Want Sarah Palin To Disappear
Fox News Warns Parents Teevee Transsexuals Are Contagious To Their Kids
Obama Calls For Smog Death To Please GOP (They Still Aren't Pleased)
Lieberman Whines Obama Not Offending Enough Muslims To Win 9/11
Joe Walsh Refuses To Attend Obama Jobs Speech That Isn't About Him
Questioning Rick Santorum Is "Bigotry," According To Rick Santorum
White House Will Now Pretend To Listen To Everyone's Crazy Ideas
Rick Perry's States' Rights Obsession As Liberal As Rest of Rick Perry
Obama Moves Jobs Speech Ahead of NFL Kickoff, Fans Worry About Pre-Game
Illuminati Plan To Kill Off Texans Approved By Texas Lawmakers
Obama Campaign Forecasts 8.2% Unemployment By Election Day, Hooray
All the Black People In G.W. Bush's Administration Angry At Dick Cheney
Wingnuts Have New Book Proving Jefferson Never Sexed Black Lady
Arizona GOP Fundraiser Remembers Giffords Shooting With Glock Raffle
Are You a 9/11 Loser Or a 9/11 Winner?
U.S. Military As Good At Fraud As It Is Killing Random Brown People
Michele Bachmann's Analysis: Obama Hopes No One Watches Jobs Speech
John Boehner Tantrum Carries The Day, Obama Changes Jobs Speech Date
Tennessee Muslims Can Keep Practicing Religion, For Now
Irene Victims Can Now Blame Continued Suffering On Troops In Iraq
Washington Collapses In Fight Over Wednesday Night Teevee Time Slot
Dim Michele Bachmann Wants To Drill Everglades For Oil That Isn't There
Former Unicorn Obama Has Beloved Mermaid Arrested
Movie Presidential Candidate George Clooney Forced To Clarify He's Not Actually Running
Rick Perry Proposed 'Bi-National' U.S.-Mexico Obamacare Before 9/11
Oppressed Megacorporations Still Manage To Pay CEOs More Than IRS
Obama Won't Release Bush Memos On NSA Warrantless Domestic Spying
Basket Case Quitter Sarah Palin Cancels Her Own Tea Party Headliner
Fox Clown Bill O'Reilly Goes Nuts When His Wife Dumps Him For a Cop
Unlikely Hero Seeks Repeal of Dumb Florida Law Against Cohabitation
Fearful 9/11 Coloring Book Helps Kids Learn How to Fear Muslims
Patriot Drummer Banned From Luring Minnesotans To Ron Paul Booth
Dick Cheney Explains Why He Loves Torture (Because He Is Darth Vader)
Ancient Evidence of Rick Perry's Brief Humanity Surfaces In Old Letter
Christine O'Donnell Starts Speaking in Tongues on Twitter
Patriotic Children's Book Here To Rescue Your Child From Socialism
ATF Chief Who Funneled Illegal Arms To Mexico 'Punished' By Reassignment To Obama's Justice Dept.
NYPost: Confused Jewish GOP Donors Think Michele Bachmann Is A Jew
Russia and Exxon Make Deal To Carve Up Arctic For Oil
Happy 40th Birthday To Justice Lewis F. Powell's War On the American Left
Five Brave Souls Attend Christine O'Donnell Book Signing In Florida
U.S. Government Scientists Spent 1940s Infecting Guatemala with STDs
Michele Bachmann Will Create Jobs By Murdering Alligators In The Everglades
Michele Bachmann's Hurricane Irene Joke About God Caught On Video
Birther Nuts Hail 'Ironic' Arrest of Illegal Kenyan Obama Uncle
UPDATE: Mitt Romney Only Doubling Size of Mansion, Not Quadrupling
Michelle Obama Suddenly a Feminist, Hosts Abortion-Themed Luncheon
World Glad John McCain Was Not Elected Because of This Weird Tweet
Rick Santorum Whines Gay Terrorists Doing 'Jihad' On His Campaign
VIDEO: Idiot Michele Bachmann Asks White People, 'Who Likes White Wet People?'
Everyone Agrees Gore Presidency Would've Been About the Same As Bush
Taiwanese Animators Give Up, 'Review' Cheney Book By Dressing Him In 'Hot Dog On A Stick' Uniform
Rick Perry Decries New Social Security 'Tax' That Has Always Existed
Michele Bachmann: Hurricane Is Order From God To Lower Spending
Irene Tragically Spares U.S. Capitol, White House, Pentagon & Wall Street (VIDEO)
Irene Devastation: Netflix Streaming Apparently Out For Whole East Coast
Random Muslim Becomes Millionth 'Al Qaeda No. 2' After Robot Kills Him
Nostalgic Ron Paul Remembers His Favorite Early 20th Century Disasters
MLK Jr. Honored By Statue Built By Unpaid Chinese Laborers
Meet Anthony Weiner's Gay Puerto Rican Republican Doppelganger
Iowa GOP Already Sick of Michele Bachmann's Elitist Diva Routine
Why Must Barack Obama Have His Own Taste in Books?
Hurricane Slams Obama Vacation With Wind, Rain on His Parade
'New' Oil Spill In Gulf of Mexico Is From BP Deepwater Horizon Well, Of Course
Republican Barack Obama Says Filthy Tar Sands Pipeline Is Great
Michigan Bars Take Away Lawmakers' Booze to Protest New Law
Obesity Epidemic Set to Swallow America Whole by 2048
Eric Cantor Will Just Say It Already: No Hurricane Relief Without Cuts
Rick Scott: Welfare Poors All On Drugs! And By All, He Means 2%
Terrorists Not Nearly as Good at Killing People as Dogs
Mitt Romney Rejects Climate Change In Desperate Attempt To Be Cool
Gay Old Republican Lawmaker Caught With Male Hooker Is 'Not Gay'
Giant Gay Barbarian Horde Mobs Marcus Bachmann's Clinic (VIDEO)
Huffington Post Girl Reporter: Michele Bachmann Is A-OK, Except For Ugly Shoes
New York To Be Destroyed By Irene, To Celebrate Earthquake + 9/11
Rick Perry Tried to Sell Corpses of Texas Teachers to Wall Street
Jon Huntsman Risks Deportation After Suggesting Rich Pay Taxes
Americans Still Mysteriously Blame Bush for Terrible Economy
Eric Cantor Tours Quake Damage, Promises Gov't Has No Money to Help
Dim Beefcake Joe the Plumber Might Run for Congress
Condi Rice Photos Are Moammar Gaddafi's Dictator Porn of Choice
All We Heard Was 'Scott Brown,' 'Twitter' and 'Gay'
Earthquake Had So Much Fun In D.C., It Came Back For Another 4.5 Shake
Comatose Dick Cheney Had Lengthy Dream That He Was Caligula
Barack Obama Would Also Like to Talk About Hobbits Now
Another Lesson on Gays and Booze, Courtesy of Rick Perry
Sarah Palin Makes Forbes' Powerful Women List in 'Lifestyle' Category
God Now Aiming Hurricane Irene Directly At Billionaires' Mansions In the Hamptons
Secret Radical Group On Internet Plans To Occupy & Destroy Wall Street
Chuck Norris Discovers UN Plot to Steal His Pistols Inside Gun Statue
National Cathedral Zapped By Quake Because of Koran Snuck Inside
Symbolic Washington Monument Symbolically 'Closes Indefinitely'
Jon Huntsman Surprised By GOP Candidates All Being Insane Idiots
Texas GOP Candidate Talks Sense to Actual Crowd of Donkeys (GET IT?)
Congress Giving Millions of Foreclosed Homes To Wall Street Slumlords
Millions of Jobless Americans Filing For Disability To Get Food, Medicine
Wasilla City Council Gone Wild! Trashed Hotel Edition
Rick Perry Vows to End Jim Crow Oppression of Corporations
Smiling Jerk Rahm Emanuel Is So Happy To Be Out of The White House
Farm Animals Are Latest Things Stealing Jobs from Americans
Space Lizard Gods Didn't Get Eric Cantor or His Nuke Reactor This Time...
Pentagon, National Cathedral Only Victims So Far In D.C. Earthquake
BREAKING: God Tries To Swallow Godless East Coast With Earthquake
Jan Brewer Can't Write Her Book Because Obama Always Bothering Her
Rick Perry's Porno Stocks Don't Count Since He Sold Them Before AFA Noticed
NJ Lawmaker's Wife: Why Does A Black Guy Think He Understands Politics?
Court Rules Teachers Still Allowed to Mention Creationism Is Ridiculous
Tea Party Lady Is Disappointed Her Obama Assassination Joke Was Not a Hit
Karl Rove Forces Media to Write Another 'Will Sarah Palin Run?' Story
FLOTUS Rocks Out to Her iPod Because She Hates Barack Obama
Rick Perry Oddly Finds Social Security Less Unconstitutional Than Last Week
Angry Millionaire Wants to Kill Dept. of Education and Raise Executive Pay
Maxine Waters: Tea Party Should Visit Satan at His Office (VIDEO)
McCain and Graham Pout U.S. Didn't Get to Drop Enough Bombs on Libya
Mitt Romney's $12 Million Mansion 'Inadequate,' Needs Bigger One
Michele Bachmann Reminds America of Its Soviet Troubles
Rick Perry Has a Large Collection of Boots and 'Medical Tests'
ObamaCare Wants to Murder Herman Cain With Cancer
50 Richest Members of Congress List Winner Worth $294 Million!
Joe Biden Smooths China Relations With Joke About How They Own U.S.
Bank of America Exec Whispers To Rick Perry: 'We'll Help You Out' (VIDEO)
Treasury Gives Tim Geithner Sad Cupcake, Coffee Cup Lid for 50th Birthday
Arizona Sheriff Being Sued by Obama Learns Obama Birth Certificate a Fake
Former Goldman VP Got Sexy Name Change Before Getting Job in Congress
Obama Hilariously Tells a Farmer to Call The USDA
Boise, Idaho Hosts 9/11 Conspiracy Concert On 9/11 Anniversary
Fox Nation Seems To Be Implying Obama Has Been President Since 2000
Tom Coburn Will Murder Congress, Elderly, Medicare
Mitt Romney Tie-Dye Shirts Mocking Obama Remind Us How Colorless Mitt Romney Is
Ronald Reagan Spotted Sporting Hitler Mustache In Tennessee
No Wait, Historians Now Referring To 'Bush-Obama Presidencies'
Rick Perry's Ex-Sexytime Ladies/Men Offered $$$ For Gross Stories
Obama Was Supposed To Be the Kenyan FDR, But Now He's Herbert Hoover?
Michele Bachmann Offers to Crash Economy to Lower Gas Prices
Christine O'Donnell Calls Piers Morgan 'Rewd,' Storms Out of Interview
Karl Rove Says It's All About Peace and Love and Religious Diversity
Muslim Group Receives a Disturbing Letter About Allen West's Nuts
Jobs Report: Ohio Legislature Debates Opening Bar In Statehouse Basement
Jonathan Alter Launches Chris Christie Presidential Bid For Several Hours
Air Force Birther Moran Threatens Something (?) Until Obama Is Arrested
Watch Rick Perry Sensually Rub This Random Guy's Scalp
Paul Ryan Charging Town Hall Attendees $15 To Yell At Him
Rick Perry Campaign Gets Sloppy Seconds From Stephen Colbert PAC
Michele Bachmann Apparently First Republican To Hate Mexicans
Millions of Dollars Later, Wisconsin Dems Win Last Two Recall Elections
Michele Bachmann Screws Up Basic Historical Fact for Hundredth Time
After Two Years, Tea Party Prisoner Has Learned Things About the Tea Party
Actual Palin/Beck Reign of Terror To Kick Off With Night of Family Fun
Libertarian Billionaire Wants Island Nation for Libertarian Billionaires
VIDEO: Obama Tries 'Dad Voice' In Vain On Tea Party Screamers
Florida Spams Annoying Twit Rick Scott's Office With Robocall Payback
Rick Perry Wants to Kill Federal Regulations, Ben Bernanke
Is Michele Bachmann Just Marcus Bachmann in a Creepy Mask and Wig?
There Is a New Fancy Word For People Like Bachmann and Perry
San Francisco's BART Blocks Protester Cell Phones For (Totalitarian) Fun
Google Translate Figures Out 'Boehner' Is Just 'Pelosi' in German
Obama Now Less Popular Than Adult-Onset Diabetes, Basically
Michelle Obama's Desire To Go Outside Hurts America's Feelings
How Michele Bachmann 'Won' Iowa: Free Randy Travis Country Concert!
Christine O'Donnell Attacks Her Own Witch Commercial, Which Was the Only Good Thing She Ever Did
John Boehner's Office Swarmed By Death Robots, Fake Bombs
Rick Perry Running for U.S. President of Chinese Cyber Espionage
Fictional 'Tim Pawlenty' GOP Candidate Quits Presidential Race
Michele Bachmann Sucks a Footlong, Is President of Iowa
GOP Debate Winner Barack Obama Says No More Press Releases
Sarah Palin Appears for Giant Mosh Pit With Livestock and Cameras
Marcus Bachmann Is Only Charge of Michele's *Important* Decisions, Guys
Barack Obama Broke An Intern's Heart
Libtards Amazon Bomb Every Annoying Wingnut Ever And Marcus Bachmann
Atheists Win Right To Molest Christian Eyes With Godless Bus Ads
Is 'The Banana Splits' Secretly Last Night's GOP Debate?
A Wonkette Guide To Political Summer Reading (Ha, Not Really!)
Indiana GOP Lawmaker Trolls Craigslist Ads For... (You Can Guess)
Rick Perry Metaphor of the Day: Texans Forced to Consume Own Sewage
Another Small Town Becomes Victimized By Constitution
Postal Workers Will Cease to Exist Thanks to the Internet
Liveblogging the Ames GOP Presidential Devil Clown Anger Match
Christine O'Donnell Amazon Page Mostly Dildos and Witchcraft Books
Liveblogging the GOP Iowa Pajama Sex Party, Tonight!
Joe Walsh Screws Up, Leaves Racism, Hitler Out of Dumb Obama Simile
Mitt Romney Tells Angry Americans: 'Corporations Are People' Too
Rick Perry Is Now God and Mark Halperin Is His Moses
Peter King Does Not Like What He Read In Maureen Dowd's Intelligence Report
Kentucky Will Build an Ark, Sail Away From America's Problems
Sarah Palin Resurrects Bus Tour For Fried Butter, Other Surprises
Michele Bachmann Terrorized By... What, Today... 15th Century Art
Fox News Refuses to Let Gay Candidate Join Iowa Presidential Debate
Experts: Decline of U.S. 'Adds To View of Waning U.S. Power'
Mystery Tea Party Reality Adventure Show Seeking Married Couples To Cast
Wise CEO Suggests Heavier Taxes On Poor People To Help Weary Rich People
Rick Santorum Exposes Horrors of Gay Marrying With Boozey Metaphors
Naked Levi Johnston's Sister Now Also Naked And Yelling At Bristol Palin
Missouri Lt. Governor Peter Kinder Enjoys Recreational Lady Stalking
Magic Wisconsin GOP Vote Finder County Makes Magic Happen Again
Whole Foods Now Catering to Crazy People Who Don't Shop There
Teabaggers Agree on Totally Reasonable Idea to Impeach Obama
Wingnuts Ambush John McCain Demanding He Retract 'Hobbits' Insult
Michigan Using Debtor Prisons To Punish Poor Who Cannot Pay Fines
Mystery Batwoman Flies Banner Over S&P Offices Telling Them To Go To Hell
Beloved Epithet 'Welfare Queen' To Be Replaced With 'Welfare Raccoon'
Wisconsin Recall Voters Head To Polls To Kick Out Koch Overlords
Sarah Palin's New Grandchild Here Six Months Early
Rick Santorum Has Ideas About Making Healthcare Affordable
Nuns in Congress Tragically Axe Two-Century-Old House Page Program
Horror Movie Sequel 'Texas Governor For President Part 2' Opens Saturday
U.S. Recovery Canceled Due To New, Neverending Economic Depression
Wisconsin GOP Lady Pol Proves Drunk Driving Not Just For Male GOPers
Glenn Beck Does Not Like Michelle Obama’s Biracial Spider-Man
Newsweek Puts Another Insane Shrill GOP Female Politician On the Cover
Rick Perry's Weepy Sing-Along Hate Party Didn't Save America
Happy Friday Courtesy of Wisconsin Protesters Yelling At Scott Walker
What Is Harry Reid's Member Doing Still Hanging Around Congress?
Fox Nation Notices There Were Black People At Obama's Birthday Party
Barry Hates Riding In Cars With Boys
Fancy Fighter Jets Costing Nation Zillions of Dollars Do Not Work
Another Teevee Comedian Who Is Not Donald Trump Running For President
Less Hobo Tears Shed In July Jobs Report Than Expected
Rick Santorum Lives in Fear of Early Childhood Educators
Dow Jones Drunk Skydiving Without Parachute Again, Falls 500 Points
Hero Veteran Gets Court Permission To Sue The Pants Off Donald Rumsfeld
New Mexico Mayor Got Drunk At Work, Or, 'How Building Contracts Are Made'
Russia Secretly Congratulates Socialist Spy Barack Obama On His Birthday
New Mike Huckabee Cartoon Reveals True Story of Bush And 9/11 Terrorism
Nobody Wants To Attend Rick Perry's Dumb Extremist Rally
Couch Potato Children Now Forced To Consider Possibility of Climate Change
On the Ground At Barack Obama's Birthday/Ramadan Festival
EWW Headline of the Day Reports Rick Santorum Offering Free Jelly
Nikki Haley First Non-White Governor of South Carolina to Also Be White
Government Just Now Realizes It Is Wasting Millions On Motorized Scooters
Hooray, Fraud Everywhere Envelops Looming Wisconsin Recall Elections!
New FAA Safety Policy: Hope Airport Inspectors Don't Mind Not Being Paid
Sarah Palin Proves Tea Party Not Terrorists, 'Or Obama Would Pal Around With Us'
Naked New Jersey Politician Becomes Latest Victim of Cell Phone Camera
America Descends Into Spiral of Free Birth Control and Manicures
Gabby Giffords Appearance Makes Jonah Goldberg Curse Everybody Out
So What Did Obama *Really* Sign Today, To Destroy America?
Joe Lieberman Worried Social Security Hurting His Terrorist Murder Budget
Obama's Tea Party Bill Signed, Stocks Collapse
Rick Perry's Critical Undergraduate Political Springboard: Cheerleading
Newt Gingrich Actually Only President of Twitter Bots, Nothing Else
Surprise Gabrielle Giffords Appearance Brightens Lame House Debt Vote
Congressman Calls Obama 'Tar Baby,' But He's Not Racist
Parents Forced To Collect Drunk Ohio GOP State Senator Son From Party
Americans Describe Debt Battle As 'Stupid,' 'Ridiculous' and 'Disgusting'
Mitt Romney Turns Up After Debt Deal Saying He'd Have Done It Differently
Nice Spaceman Running For Senate From Washington State; Will End Minimum Wage & Colonize Space
Joe Biden Charging Secret Service $26,400 Annually To Rent His Tool Shed Out Back
Unlike All You Rich People, Michele Bachmann Deserves Her Federal Loan
America Reacts to New McDonald's Happy Meals on Photoshop
Wisconsin GOP Candidate: Public Schools Are Basically Nazi Germany
Herman Cain Wins Straw Poll, GOP Gives Up 2012 White House Bid
Debt Ceiling Party Finally Shows Signs of Hazy Come Down
Boehner Proudly Passes His Dumb Bill, Senate Immediately Suffocates It
Corrupt Former Louisiana Governor Marries Nice Young Lady He Met In Prison
The Internet Is Now In Charge of the Debt Ceiling
Rick Perry Discusses Awfulness of Gay Rights While Texas Burns
Americans Don't Even Want to Make Newt Gingrich's T-Shirts
A Children's Treasury of Mr. Spock Being Unimpressed With U.S. Politics
Some Lady In Alaska Has Threats To Make About Debt Ceiling On Facebook
Just In Time For U.S. Default, U.S. Recession Gets Much Worse
Tea Party Won't Vote For Pell Grants For Welfare Queen College Students
Bill Nye Explains To Fox News Moon Volcanoes Don't Cause Global Warming
Religious People Arrested For Singing Kumbaya, Holding Hands
Confused Walnuts Starts 'Lord of the Rings' Debt Ceiling Fight Meme
UPDATE: South Carolina Sheriff Thrown In Jail After Issuing TRUCK NUTZ Fine
Rep. Paul Broun Urges Debt-Addicted America To 'Give Up Its Country Club Membership'
Fiscal Prudence Screamer Joe Walsh Sued For $100,000 in Child Support
Herman Cain Is Now Every Muslim Person's Best Friend
White House Rickrolls Twitter User For Complaining About Debt Discussion
2009 FBI Training Manual: 'Muslims Are Weird and Not Like Us'
Homophobe Pastor Knows Media Only Mocking Him to Get to Rep. Bachmann
Kansas Senator Would Like Barack Obama To Beat Him At Basketball
Dunkin' Donuts Stock Goes Nuts As WalMart Sad Lady Sex Cream Fails
South Carolina Launches All-Out Assault on Truck Nutz
Here Are the 50 Sexxxiest People Trapped On Capitol Hill This Summer!
Hero Judge Mocks Orly Taitz For 'Stupidity'
Wisconsin Voter ID Law Basically a Huge Pain For Everyone Without ID
GOP Tries To Build United Debt Front By Watching Violent Movie Together
Washington To Close Historic Post Office In Benjamin Franklin's Old House Because Why Not
Obama Inauguration Pastor Reminds Us the Poor Do Not Pay Enough Taxes
Hero Creationists Fight Evolution With Vandalism To Biology Teachers' Cars
Taiwanese Political Animators Finally Get Perfect Subject: David Wu
Yet Another Pro-Life Ohio Lawmaker Charged With Drunk Driving
Barely Legal Furry Sexytime Topples Weirdo Rep. David Wu After All
Allen West Hosts Poorly Catered Muslim Conspiracy Party
Black People Have New Reason To Hate White People
Michele Bachmann Bravely Collects Salary For Not Doing Her Job
Voter ID Law Passed, Scott Walker Moves to Close DMVs in Dem Districts
Obama & Boehner Argue Details of Dismantling U.S. Government
South Carolina GOP County Co-Chair 'Likes' Cop Killing on Facebook
Glenn Beck Figures Out Norway Shooter Is a Secret Liberal Terrorist
Elitist Hobos Go 'Luxury Camping'
Americans Confident the Economy Will Be Horrible Forever
Texas Political Donors Show Obama More Love Than GOP Candidates
House GOP Now Planning To Destroy America's Environmental Laws
3 Million Americans Apparently Believe Mitt Romney Is Muslim
Sarah Palin Movie Suffers Like Its Protagonist From a Case of the Quits
Michelle Obama Endorses Walmart World Takeover
World Markets Falling, Debt Ceiling Blah Blah, It’s the Immigrants’ Fault
Norway's Mass Murderer Also Euro-Teabagger & Right-Wing Blog Wingnut
Furry Sex Creep Oregon Democrat Is Your New Anthony Weiner
The 1980 Winter Olympics Hate Tim Pawlenty
Watch Rahm Emanuel Storm Away From Harmless Interview Question
John Boehner Tells Everyone Debt Deal Reached, Followed By 'Just Kidding'
U.S. Wingnuts Ready To Pretend-Attack Norway Bombers/Shooters
God Gets Only Slightly Higher Job Approval Ratings Than Obama
Contraceptive-Based Mass Murder of American Poors Nearing Completion
Record Deportations Result In Victory For Traffic Safety
Arizona Wingnuts Outraged To Hear Muslin Word Being Used On Teevee
Twitter Is the Official Office Of The Tea Party
Mismatched Youths Attempt to Glitter Bomb Marcus Bachmann
'Spenditol' Wingnut Comedy Ad Just Mocks Everyone With Debt Problems
Goodbye Forever To America's Dreams of Space Travel (and Everything Else)
Rick Santorum Cancels His Family's Summer So They Can Campaign For Him
Everyone Who Calls Allen West Sexist Is Just a Racist
Rick Scott Busy Sexing Floridians With Robocalls And Ethics Violations
Superhero Al Franken Uses Literacy To Prove Homophobes Are Idiots
Grandma Palin Strikes Again, Knocks Up Newest Family Member
Wannabe Prez McCotter Reveals Five Principles of Nonsense
Tea What Party Just Twitter Happened Debate There
Tea Party Presidential Twitter Debate: Watch The Clowns Hump Each Other
Tea Party Nation Sued For Dodging $640,000 Las Vegas Casino Bill
Confederate Memorial Is Lone Alabama State Park To Avoid Funding Cuts
ABC News Reporter Relates Evil 'Mafia' Tactics of Bachmann Security Team
Allen West Shall Not Endeavor To Respect A Female That Speak Ill of Him
Gross Rick Santorum Says "Make It Hurt," For the Kids
Arkansas City Council Outlaws Public Meetings, Other Councils
Heritage Foundation Guy: You Don't Count As 'Poor' If You Own A TV
UPDATE: Now With Slow-Motion Video of Murdoch Pie Throwing Dude
Heroic Nevada Man Sues DMV For Palin License Plate
Michele Bachmann Also Obviously Huge Pill Popper, Constantly Suffers 'Episodes'
Rupert Murdoch Makes Weird Anal Sex Joke About David Cameron
Michele Bachmann Tells Flood Victims That Blacks Are Stealing Their Money
Lone Spine-Owning Democrat Congressman Saves Family From Intruder
Oklahoma Gov. Now Favors Rick Perry's 'Tell God To Fix It' Crisis Policy
Sarah Palin Movie Boasts Solid 0% Rating On Rotten Tomatoes
Gay Penis Size Today's Hot Topic In Right-Wing Blogosphere For No Reason But The Obvious One
FLOTUS Hamburger Scandal Overshadows Crucial Story On Bees
Low-Wage Jobholders Join (Literal) Stampede For Housing Assistance
Michigan Lady Will Not Go To Jail Over Her Garden, Just Her Dogs
Herman Cain: First Amendment Says Muslims Not Allowed To Build Mosques
Senile Obama Is Very Excited For His Senior Citizen Discounts
Christian Prophets Name Rick Perry As Future Earth Warlord King
Actual Twits To Tweet In Tea Party 'Presidential Twitter Debate'
California Will Also Teach Gay History Instead of Just American Wars
Fox News Droid Compares News Corp To Companies That Were Hacked
Harry Potter Teen Devil Magic Annihilates Sarah Palin Home Movie
Wingnuts Just Love This 'American Dream' Facebook Photo Contest Thing
Sarah Palin Spent $14,000 Of Other People's Money On Stickers
Fox News Host Forgets 9/11, Gets Very Angry About It
The White House is a Bummer So Kumar Is Leaving Again
Donald Rumsfeld Anally Probed By TSA
Oklahoma First Daughter Does Sexxxy 'Fashion Shoot' In Gov's Mansion
Minnesota Governor Offers To End Shutdown, Reestablish Beer Supply
'Budget Hero' Video Game Gives All Americans Chance To Fail At Budget Deal
Here Is Your Video of Michele Bachmann Mispronouncing 'Chutzpah'
Screw White Olds' Tea Party, Latinos Starting Tequila Party
America About To Lose Its Fancy Credit Card
Obama, Cantor Debt Ceiling Talks Now Just Debt Ceiling Screaming
Bored Tennessee Lawmaker Vandalizes Her Own Desk
First Lady of Twitter Callista Gingrich Writes a Book for Child Patriots
9/11 Hero George W. Bush Shilling Autographed 9/11 Baseball Cards
CIA Fake Vaccinated Children In Order To Capture Bin Laden
Minnesota's Booze Supply Latest Horrifying Casualty of Shutdown
Rick Perry Also Supports Confederate/Pro-Slavery Groups
Murdoch's Sleazy News Corp. Got $4.8 Billion Tax Refund From Washington
Florida Tea Party Adopts Grievance Against Endangered Manatees
Arizona Town Council Declares State of Emergency After Being Criticized
Wonkette Hero Evan Hurst Destroys Michele & Marcus Bachmann (VIDEO)
Michele Bachmann Reveals Strange Disability to Bill O'Reilly
Sarah Palin Was Also Wrong About That Slim Jim Thing
Gross WaPo Headline Announces Rick Perry Has 'Huge Opening'
Paultards Race To Discover Secret Meaning of Ron Paul Retirement
Wisconsin Becomes Orgy of Chaos As Recall Elections Begin
Michelle Obama Halts War On Obesity And Anusburgers
Michele Bachmann Is GOP's Queen of Iowa
Herman Cain Secret Gospel Album Now Available Online
Americans Who Use U.S. Gov't Social Programs Think They Don't Use U.S. Gov't Social Programs
Study: Americans Poor Now Because They Don't Have Any Money
Arizona Lawmaker Shows Off Her Loaded Gun By Pointing It At Reporter
Wingnut Camper Art Project Shares How-To Secrets For Sexing Obama
Gay Dating Site Offers Marcus Bachmann Free Lifetime Membership
The Terrorists Win, Because of Casey Anthony
BREAKING Newsweek Cover Story: Sarah Palin Still Not Running
FLOTUS-Inspired Garden Will Send This Lady to Jail
'Anti-Porn Pledge' Michele Bachmann Signed Also Noted Benefits of Slavery
Betty Ford, America's Rehab Queen, Dies At 93 Years Young
Rick Perry Probably Joining 2012 Race; Celebrates By Killing A Mexican
Sarah Palin Victim Sarah Palin Breaks Her Silence
Black Man Arrested, Fired From Job For Trying To Cash Large Check
Obama Failed To Create Jobs For All, On Twitter; Unemployment Soars
Casey Anthony Trial Coverage Gives Rush Limbaugh Great Abortion Joke
Barack Will Never Give You A Follow Friday
Michele Bachmann’s Marriage Vow Will Destroy Porn & Sharia Forever
Critics' Corner With Tim Pawlenty: Lady Gaga 'Actually Very Talented'
Democrats Forget They Hate Koch Bros. Long Enough To Ask For Money
Barack Obama Sr. Wanted to Drop His Kid Off at the Salvation Army
D.C. Councilmember Spent Kids' Charity Money On Hooters, Golf Clubs
Atlanta Teachers Save Newspaper Industry With Valiant Cheating Effort
Internet Holding Slapfight Over Whether Former Chinese President Is Dead
Liberal-Obama Climate Change Now Killing All White House Trees
Small Town Texas Walmart Finds Time To Host Bristol Palin Book Signing
CNN Fires Eliot Spitzer For Boring Everyone To Death
Southern California County Supervisor Decides It's Time to Secede
Newt Gingrich Is President of Internet Chat Rooms
Pawlenty Campaign, Minnesota Going Up In Flames As Shutdown Continues
Here Is Your Live #AskObama Twitter Feed So You Can Easily Mock It
Semi-Liveblogging The Obama Twitter Town Hall Thing
President Obama Will Hold Twitter Town Hall, Without Twitter
VIDEO UPDATE: Watch Ohio GOP Lawmaker Fail Sobriety Test
Florida Libertarians Demand Gov't Intervene To Stop TSA Pat-Downs
Ohio Voters Will Now Have to Read Maps
Palin Cult Followers Wander Iowa Awaiting Signs From Mama Grizzly
Hope And Change 2012: Ron Paul Blimp Maybe Coming Out of Storage
Rick Santorum Accuses Awful Obama of Best Employment Policy On Earth
Homosexual Mafia Infiltrating, Destroying Herman Cain Campaign
Capitalism Win of The Day: Texas Town Fires Police Force To Balance Budget
Washington Forcing Jews To Merge With Mexicans, Against Republicans
Mother Nature Attacks Jim Inhofe For Climate Change Denial
Diet Soda Also Making Americans Obese & Diabetic
Introducing Marcus Bachmann, Your Totally Straight Potential FLOTUS
Levi's Sister Says Bristol Palin Was Part of Teen Sex Tent Party, With Levi
Maria Shriver Officially Tells Arnold Schwarzenegger To Go Suck It
Kentucky Tea Party Sells 'Yup, I'm A Racist' Fourth of July T-Shirts
Fox News Tweets Scary Fake News About Obama, Because of Hackers
A Children's Treasury of Fourth of July Patriotic Musical Videos
Some GOP Guy With Cartoon Name Also Running For President
Mitt Romney Visits Abandoned Factory To Spread His Message of Doom
Libtard Victory: Fearful Glenn Beck Moving Away From New York
DSK Rape Accuser A Bad Lady So Raping Her No Longer Counts As Much
Hobos Rising: America In Most Jobless Recovery Since World War II
UPDATE: Minnesota Deficit Talks Fail, State Shuts Down
Ohio GOP Lawmaker Celebrates Being Pro-Life By Driving Drunk
Republican Voters Hate All Their 2012 Candidates
WSJ To Obama: Some Poor Rich People Can't Even Afford Private Jets At All
Glenn Beck Says Farewell In Usual Crazy Way
Lobbyists Being Treated Like Holocaust Victims In Massachusetts
Michele Bachmann Reminds Everyone She Won't Mud Wrestle Sarah Palin
'Closed' Sign Probably Going On Door Of Minnesota Tonight
Fox News Tells 'Corporate Jet Owners Are The Real Victims' Side of Story
Stephen Colbert Gets His Political 'Super PAC,' For America
Unliked Pundit Mark Halperin Is Suspended From TV, World Happy Now
Palin Family Leaves Empty Mall of America Book Signing Half Hour Early
WND Suing Esquire For Using Terrible Irony Weapon Against Birthers
Wonkette Alum Report: Dead Princess Di, Dead John Lennon, Nature House Thing
Tea Party Hero Takes 'Pro-Bullying' Stance Toward Gay Teens
2008 Obama Wakes Up To Help Uncool 2011 Obama Lecture GOP
Michele Bachmann Groupies Rush To Edit Her History Errors Into Wikipedia
Republican Politician In Louisiana Will Obviously Not Resign For *His* Underwear Picture Sext
Giuliani Breaks Promise To Legally Gay Marry His Gay Roommates
Hope & Change Headline of the Day: 'Michelle Obama Denies Supporting Gay Marriage'
Ohio Fetal Heartbeat Bill Passed So Public Can Pay To Have It Struck Down
Sarah Palin Grifts Over To Iowa For More Attention, Free Food
Tom Petty Threatens To Sue Michele Bachmann For Using His Song
Glenn Beck Jeered By New York Crowd For Using Socialist Park
Bristol Palin And Sean Hannity Make Beautiful Interview Together
Teevee MILF Learned Hard, Gross Way Not To Sleep With NY Pols
Tea Partiers Storm GOP Re-Election Office Demanding Head of Orrin Hatch
SCOTUS Upholds 'Violence OK'/'Porn Not OK' Free Speech Rule For Kids
Pat Robertson: History Will Reverse Itself To Punish Gay Marriage Law
Michele Bachmann Constantly Answering Her Own Questions Wrong
Chris Christie Makes Fox News Tilt Left
Hero Wisconsin Protesters Succeed At Ruining Scott Walker's Saturday
Longtime U.S. Policy Expert Fidel Castro Says U.S. About To Attack Iran
Our Fallen Hairline: Rod Blagojevich Guilty On 17 of 20 Charges
Michele Bachmann Launches 2012 Presidential Campaign By Praising 'Killer Clown' John Wayne Gacy
Republicans Weirdly Silent About NY Gay Marriage OK'd By Republicans
Another Koch Brother Who Gets Richer Exploiting America's Public Lands Buys Trinket For $2.3 Million
FLOTUS Tells Archbishop Desmond Tutu To Drop and Give Her Twenty
Jury Selection Process Will Probably Do Sarah Palin's Quitting For Her
'Human Rights' Canceled In D.C. Shopping Mall Ruled By Sharia Law
Terrible Koch-Owned Wisconsin Justice Allegedly Choked Lady Colleague
Screw MTV: Tea Party Makes Own Show About Unwed Colonial Mothers
House Condemns Libya Conflict For Real Reasons Iraq War Was Awful
Mississippi Wins Coveted Free Gay Porn/God Google Search Prize
Rick Perry's Amazing Jose Cuervo Joke Falls Flat With Latino Audience
Glenn Beck Offers To Make Out With Rick Santorum, Gets Rejected
Newt Gingrich Plan For Success: Win The Black Vote Back From Obama
LulzSec Hacks Arizona Cop Database, Releasing Many Virtual Mexicans
Crops Rotting In Georgia Since Illegal Alien Farm Workers Fled State
Ron Paul Starts 'R3VOLUTION' With Marijuana Legalization Bill
Herman Cain Calls Jon Stewart Racist For Quoting Stupid Thing Cain Said
Republicans Walk Out On Joe Biden's Budget Talks
Colorado Cuts Costs By Banning Medicaid Coverage of Circumcisions
Tea Party Lawmaker Figures She’ll Just Make Law She Hates Illegal
Sarah Palin Says She Only Kind of Quit Bus Tour, Also Quits Trip To Sudan
Liveblogging (?) Obama's Latest Afghanistan Plan Speech Thing
California Suspends Whiny Lawmaker Pay For Refusing To Balance Budget
Idaho State Senator Had 'Medical Reason' For Being Drunk, Stealing SUV
Baby Whisperer Obama Only Person Who Can Quiet Sobbing Baby
Sarah Palin Follows Comedy Rules And Quits Bus Tour Halfway Through
Here's How the Koch Bros. Put 'Raise the Retirement Age' On TV
Anthony Weiner Scandal Caused By His Secret Conversion To Islam
Christine O'Donnell Reminds Everyone She Still Wants Some of Their Money
Rick Perry Will Cancel Air Travel In Texas To Keep TSA Hands Off His Butt
Working Class Now Forced To Hold Up Banks To Gain Health Care
Remaining Gingrich Staffers Have Also Quit Now, Too
Video Update: Miss USA Scholars Not Sure If Evolution Should Be Taught In Schools
Mitt Romney Says Helping America's Tornado Victims Is 'Immoral'
Some Guy Wants NBC Anchorman Brian Williams To Run For President For Some Reason
Jon Huntsman Joining GOP 2012 Race As Comical 'Mini Mitt' Sidekick
Sexy Shirtless Ron Paul Photos Ignite America's Hearts
New Bristol Palin Memoir Tells How To Get Pregnant While Drunk
New Twitter User Barack Obama Not A Huge Fan Of His Job
10 Cutesy Business Headlines From Today's Marketwatch
Gal Who Interned For Hillary Clinton's Office Is Now Doing Pornos
Old White People Enjoy Scary Obama Birthday Cards
Theory of Evolution Wins Miss America Pageant
Rick Scott Will Ghostwrite Your Letter To The Editor Praising Rick Scott
Whoops: Not $6.6 Billion, But $18.7 Billion of U.S. Taxpayers’ Cash Missing In Iraq
Michelle Obama Confusing Everyone With Colorful Health Things
John McCain Says Pyromaniac Aliens To Blame For AZ Wildfires
Michele Bachmann Joins Elitist Club of The Glitter-Bombed
Obama Impersonator Thrown Out For Mocking GOP: Racist Jokes Were Okay
Maryland Closes Nightmare Unpermitted Kids' Lemonade Stand
Dumb Alabama Senator Calls Blacks 'Aborigines' On FBI Wire
Scooter Road Rage Tragedy Narrowly Avoided
'A Republican' Higher In Polls Against Obama Than Actual GOP Candidates
Texas Lawmaker Yells Down Man For Speaking Messican In State Senate
Illinois Tells Politicians To Quit Putting Their Names On Every Road Sign
Glitter Bomb Strikes Tim Pawlenty At Book Signing
Michele Bachmann Nearly Eaten By Lesbians In 2005
Rush Limbaugh Shilling Sex Fantasy Iced Tea For Only $23.76
Multimillionaire Investor Mitt Romney To Jobless Poor: 'I'm Also Unemployed'
Goodbye Anusburger, Hello Fecesburger!
Obama Campaign's New Contest: You Could Win a Plate of Food
Beloved Weiner-Twitterer Anthony Weiner Resigns From Congress
Broke Americans Selling Personal Letters From Obama To Pay Bills
Quitter Bristol Palin Moving Out of Bland Arizona Mansion
Obama's Illegal Libyan War Costing $1.1 Billion, Biden Still After That $125 Tortoise Website
American History Will Disappear From Students' Minds By 2060
Porn Stars, Weiners, Obama Says War Powers Act Doesn't Apply To Him
Comment of the Day: 'That's Our Unicorn!'
FBI Now Investigating Major U.S. Enemy: Domestic Peace Activists
Already Way Down In 37th Place, American Life Expectancy Is Much Worse In the South, Texas, Etc.
Baptist Wingnut To Weiner: Maybe You Should Worship the REAL God
Horrible Viral Video of The Day: Librul Stripperz 'N Gangbanger LOLZ
Pakistan Super PO'd About America Killing Pakistan's Favorite Guy, Osama
Newt Gingrich Charity Paid Newt Inc. Over $200,000
Lonely Orphaned Santorum Domain Names Need A Good Home?
Rick Perry's Strong Faith Instructs Him To Give Almost Nothing To Charity
Minnesota State Legislator Email Compares Unions With Hitler, Castro
Legislators Spending More On Travel Than Before Recession
Download a Free Copy of Wonkette's Ayn Rand Graphic Novel
Gingrich No Longer Taking Media Questions, Mauling Faulkner Quotes Instead
Moonie Times: Weiner Maybe Showed His Weiner Because He's Secretly Muslim
Tea Party Now Aiming For The Kiddies With 'Liberty School'
FEMA: Razed Houses In Alabama Have 'Insufficient Damage' To Receive Funds
Michelle Obama Now Going After Fat Babies
Joe Biden Loves $125,000,000,000 Lost War, Mocks $125 Tortoise Website
Liveblogging The New Hampshire GOP Debate
Liveblogging the GOP Clown Show Debate, Tonight!
VIDEO: Rick Santorum Was 'With, Loves' His Gay Friends
Tennessee Law Bans Offensive Images Online, Entire Internet By Extension
Meet Your Newest Wonkette, Kirsten Boyd Johnson, From Mexico!
Mitt Romney Drives Around Detroit In Campaign Video, Says It's Awful
Deathers Will Search Arabian Sea For Osama Body, To Prove It Is Not There
Anthony Weiner Is 100% Crazy ... Crazy For Twitter Gals, We Mean!
Atheists Told To Buy 'Insane Christian' Insurance To Protect Atheist Bus Ads
Any Random Sarah Palin Email Is Scandalous, As We Prove Here
Stupid Palin Email Dump Media Frenzy Makes Fox News Poll Kind of Fun
Can of Pringles Causes Bomb Scare At Bilderberg Meeting In Switzerland
Americans More Fatalistic About Debt Ceiling Than Ever Before
Congress Afraid of Twitter Ever Since Weiner Scandal
God Supporting Santorum, Bachmann & Cain ... Because of Holy Trinity?
New American Retirement Scenario: Work Until You Die
Of Course Sarah Palin Made A Bus Tour Video To Ask For Cash
National Review: Weiner Scandal Is Like Urban Youth With the Hip Hop
Newt Gingrich's Campaign Staff All Quitting, For Obvious Reasons
WaPo Seeks Army Of Insane Volunteers To Spend All Weekend Reading Palin Email Dump
Rick Perry Resigns Control Of Texas: God In Charge As of August 6
Santorum Reminds Voters That Sick Pregnant Ladies Are Faking
Shocker: Another Weiner Politician In Trouble For Sexy Behavior
Koch Bros. Post Fake Eviction Notices On Houses, To 'Startle People'
Iowa GOP Legislator Tells Young People Not To Worry About Government, 'Go Home'
Oh, and America Is Fighting Another War Against Arabs (In Yemen)
Weiner's Weiner All Over Internet, While Weiner's Wife Is Pregnant
How Pawlenty Can Get Attention: 'Hire a Bus and Get a Lobotomy'
New Kansas Concealed-Carry Gun Permit Policy: No Policy
Mystery Wingnut Twitter Batmans Warned Ladies About Weiner
Most Voters Still Very Weirded Out By Scary Mormons
Dept. Of Education Now Using SWAT Teams To Terrorize Student Loan Defaulters
United States Gov't Sorry About Credit Card Not Going Through, Will Try This Other One
Pretend Person Tim Pawlenty Wants To Wish Away Amtrak
Scott Walker Hates (Paintings Of) Disadvantaged Children
Discount Airline Emails Giant Double Entendre To Unsuspecting Customers
Highly Anticipated Palin-Bachmann Camp Feud Begins
Here Is Your Taiwanese Animation Anthony Weiner Video
Ann Coulter: Police Should Fire On Liberal Protesters More Often
Glenn Beck TV Is Just Video Of Him Doing His Radio Show
Q & A With Ken Layne On His Book ‘Dignity’
Party of David Vitter & Larry Craig & Newt Gingrich Tells Anthony Weiner To Resign
Make California State Parks Into Off-Road Dirt Tracks, Says OHV Lobby
Bin Laden Corpse Honeymoon Over, America Now Back To Hating Obama
Sarah Palin's 'Rolling Menace' Bus Tour Makes Everyone Hate Her More
Anthony Weiner Twit-Pic-Dick Scandal Ends In Tears, Dick Jokes
Watch 'The Koch Brothers: Behind the Music' Tuesday On Bloomberg
Crying Anthony Weiner Sez He Sent Ladies Pix of His Weiner
'Pro-Life Horror Movie' Looks Pretty Horrifying
Palin Supporters Invade Wikipedia With True Story Of Paul Revere
Florida Now So Corrupt FBI Taking Out Newspaper Ads Seeking Tips
Rick Santorum Announces Candidacy To Crowd of Invisible Supporters
Sarah Palin Also Wrong About Everything Else She Says On Dumb Bus Tour
Palin Tells Paul Revere History Wrong Yet Again
Obama Ladies Plan Mysterious African Adventure
Iowa Rewards Romney's Visit With a Spanking (In The Polls)
Blagojevich Probably Would Have Killed Bin Laden If Anyone Had Let Him
China Hacks White House Gmail, Looking For Obama's Weiner Pix
Texas High School Graduation Ruined By Sharia Atheists
Richard Cohen Suffers Brief Moment of Self-Awareness
Sarah Palin Has No Idea Who Paul Revere Was, Or What He Did
John Edwards Finally Indicted For His Many Crimes
World Wealth Report: 1% of People Have 40% of Everything
Arkansas Kids Name Bush & Cheney Worst People Ever, In School Yearbook
Tea Party Ready To Dump John Boehner As House Speaker
47,700 Killed and 688,000 Hurt Just Trying To Cross U.S. Streets
Missouri Cops Repeatedly Shoot Concrete Alligator, Fail To Kill It
Mittens Is In: Romney Officially Declares, Finally
We Are So Sorry About Posting This NMA Weiner Cartoon
Juli Weiner To Anthony Weiner, On Weiner Jokes: ‘It Gets Better’
Joe Miller (Remember Him?) Leading Nevada (?) 'Stop Romney' Campaign
Virginia Confederacy Annoyed By Gay Flag At Richmond Federal Reserve
As American Middle Class Vanishes, Advertisers Focus Only On Richest 10%
Matt Drudge Very Concerned By 'Urban Chaos' and 'Urban Youth'
Weiner Photo Shocker: Weiner Confirms Photos of Weiner’s Underwear Exist!
'Media Whore' Sign Briefly Taped To Side of Palin's Rented Bus
Romney Wants Teen Girls To Know He Loves Those Mormon Vampire Books
Nation Needs To Replace 6,955,000 Pre-Recession Jobs; 38,000 Created Last Month
GOP Pinup Chris Christie Takes New Gov't Copter To His Kid's Ball Game
Liberals Eat Fancy Healthy Food, Conservatives Eat Awful Garbage
Palin's Dinner At Trump's Penthouse Turns Out To Be Street Pizza
With 45 Million Americans On Food Stamps, GOP Will Cut Food Stamps
Sarah Palin Mystery Tour Game Begins
Obama Hates Troops So Much He Played Golf On Memorial Day
Anthony Weiner Hires Lawyer To Pursue Wingnut Twitter Hacker
Giuliani Beating Romney In Poll Despite Not Running
Wonkabout's Arielle Fleisher Makes Mysterious Appearance In DC CityPaper
Beloved 'Friends' TV Show Also Hated Newt Gingrich
Michelle Obama to Destroy Food Pyramid With Her Vegetable Plate
Fox News: Did Shameless Obama Chew Gum At Joplin Memorial?
Tupac Resurrected On PBS For Some Reason By Lulz Hackers
Andrew Breitbart Wants You To See His Weiner Picture
Sarah Palin Honors Vets With Photo Of Herself On A Motorcycle
Does Newt's Campaign Website Now Go To Tiffany's?
Denied By God, Rick Perry Now Wants To Be President
Meghan McCain Plans To Eat Her Father's Bones When He Dies
To Stop Climate Change, GOP Suggests Clearing World's Rainforests
Rich GOP Entertainer Urges Seniors To Accept Destruction of Medicare
Right Wing Website Fantasizes About Palin Colliding Into Bachmann
Pope's Pedophilia Adviser's Priest Arrested For Pedophilia
Romney, Bachmann, Other Various Losers Collect Like Dust In Iowa
From France, Obama Forces His Robot To Sign Patriot Act Renewal
Joe Biden Stuck At White House Returning Calls For Obama
Dick Cheney Confirms That Paul Ryan Is Satan
Wisconsin Judge Strikes Down Evil Scott Walker-Koch Bros. Anti-Workers Law
Arnold Aide Says Governator Always Brought Lusty Ladies To Hotel
Bribery at Tiffany’s: Newt’s Latest Wife Did Tiffany’s Bidding
Terrifying Egomaniac Reality-TV Lady Considering 2012 Run
Republicans Freaked Out After Voters Notice Republican Plan To Kill Medicare
Newt Gingrich Such a Gift To Nation's Headline Writers
Reagan Daughter Patti Davis Poses Nude At 58, Looks Great!
Barack Obama's Limo Gets Stuck In Driveway, In Ireland
After Terrible Tornadoes, Eric Cantor Won't Allow Fed Disaster Relief
Jon Huntsman: D&D Nerd Who Played Keyboards In Band Called 'Wizard'
Sarah Palin Spokesperson Savagely Attacks Bristol Palin
Democrat Lady Wins Congressional Seat In New York Backwater
Here's a Video of Paul Ryan Pushing Grandma Off a Cliff
John Edwards To Be Prosecuted By DoJ For Campaign Sexytime
Possible Glamorous Daughter of GOP Candidate Discovered
George W. Bush Frightened By Baseball
Giuliani Considers Running Again For President of 9/11
Petition To Recall Gabrielle Giffords Not Really Very Nice
Minnesota Newspaper Puts Pawlenty's Campaign Announcement On Obituary Page
Fictional ‘Tim Pawlenty’ Candidate Vows To End Medicare, Social Security
Children’s Comic About Schwarzenegger Mysteriously Halted
Bill Clinton Accuses Greatest Generation of Being Bad Parents
Barack Obama Hits Irish Pubs, Gets Raptured By Jesus
Happy 70th Birthday, Bob Dylan!
Trusted D.C. Source Says GOP Congressman Aaron Schock Is Gay
CNN: Gays To Be Tested On Sports Trivia Knowledge
IMF Creep Staying At Fancy New York City Apartment Building
Michael Steele Is Now Going To Wreck MSNBC
Michelle Obama Slowly Losing Her Mind, Wants To Pick Flowers
Someone Named 'Mitch Daniels' Gets 16 Stitches In Head
Did Sarah Palin Buy a Tacky AZ Foreclosure That Looks Like a Panera?
Tim Pawlenty Accidentally Announces His Presidential Campaign
Liveblogging the Rapture, Countdown To West Coast Apocalypse
If You're Reading This, You're In Heaven!
Rapture Terror Alert Is Off the Charts
With Bin Laden Dead, My Work Here Is Done
Alvin Greene Delivers Ultimate Daoist Lesson On Letting Go
Undeclared Republican Presidential Candidate Power Rankings, Week 2
Lindsey Graham's Butchest Moments
CIA Leaks Memo Telling CIA To Stop Leaking Memos
World's Most Unfortunate Young Woman Joins Palin Family
Pizza Man Herman Cain Now GOP's Favorite Candidate
Willie Nelson On Gary Johnson Endorsement: 'My Bad'
Tim Pawlenty Has No Idea Why He's Running For President
Mitt Romney Angry Obama Pushed His Best Friend Israel On the Ground
Cornel West Heartbroken Over Obama's Wall Street Warmongering
Newt Gingrich Has 'Dancing Queen' As Ringtone, Still a Terrible Person
I've Got Friends In Jihad Places
Metro Section: Great Assassinations
This Saturday's Rapture: What You Need To Know
Gossip Roundup: Osama-Free Tuna
IMF Guy Quits IMF, Bin Laden Quits Al Qaeda, Planets Quit Solar Systems
WND: Esquire Taking Orders From White House To Destroy WND Book
Obama Campaign Selling Carefully Worded T-Shirt That Doesn't Actually Say He Was Born In U.S.
Newt Gingrich Wipes Off Glitter, Says Very Dumb Thing
Osama Bin Laden Death Photos Look Strangely Like Rob Lowe
Not Waiting For Kucinich, Willie Nelson Gives Coveted Kiss-of-Death To Johnson
Already Depressed Newt Gingrich Hit With Box of Glitter
'Rick Perry Presidential Push Quietly Gains Steam'; Haha, What?
Washington Post Hacked By ... Washington Post?
Ben Stein: Idiot, Bigot, Whatever
Newt Gingrich Is a Man of Endless Treasure
Iowan Corners Whiny Newt Gingrich
Feds End Their 'Watch On Muslin Men,' Newspaper Reports
Supreme Court: Police Don't Need Warrant To Kick Your Door Down, Shoot Your Dog
Shutdown-Averting 'Budget Package' Actually Increases Spending This Year
Proto-Bristol Palin: Schwarzenegger Fathered Kid With 'the Help'
The Top 'Enemies of Democracy,' According To Google
Exclusive Video of Mitt Romney Raising $10.25 Million Yesterday
Wingnut Broken Record: God Letting Tornadoes Happen Because He Hates Abortion, Gays, What Have You
After NBC Threat, Donald Trump Finally Ends Fake Campaign
God Is Telling New Jew Glenn Beck To Hold Rally In Israel
Michelle Obama Guilty of Letting Black People Visit White House
Greatest Accomplishment Since Capturing Bin Laden: We've Hit the Debt Ceiling
CNN Accuses Newt Gingrich of Making 'Past Discretions'
Newt Gingrich Is Not Allowed In the Republican Party Anymore
Guy In Charge of World's Money Jailed For Sex Attack On Hotel Maid
Undeclared Republican Presidential Candidate Power Rankings
Bob Dylan Poetically Tells Media People They're All Still Idiots
John Ensign Proposed To His Mistress At the National Prayer Breakfast
George W. Bush Was Eating Souffle With His Bros When Obama Called
Officials Uncover Osama Bin Laden's Inevitable Porn Stash
Huge Scandal Keeping Mitch Daniels Out of the 2012 Race: He's a Good Dad
Canada Shame Report: It's Terrible Up North Now, Too
White House Not Releasing Osama Photos Because Internet Will Make Funny 'Shops
Racial Stereotypes Would Like To Send 'Fellow Minority' To Congress
Mitt Romney Slams Obama By Saying How Great Both Their Health Plans Are
John Boehner Forced To Do Sharia By Giant Burqa Robot
AFA: Christian Women Are Heathen Witches For Doing Yoga
Osama Bin Laden Directive: Don't Bother Killing Joe Biden
FCC Lady Who Approved Comcast Deal Handed Nice Comcast Job
Huckabee Makes Cartoons To Teach Kids Reagan Destroyed Disco Blacks
U.S. Attorney General: Bin Laden 'Not Assassinated,' Just Kind of Fell Down
Photos: Looks Like Bin Laden Was Shot While In His Underwear
Meghan McCain Writes Jokes About Glenn Beck Criticizing Her Naked Body
Sarah Palin Earns Fox News Check By Implying Common, Obama Are Racist
Black Person Allowed To Read Poem At White House Despite Everything
Will Killing of Obi-Wan Kenobi Encourage More Terrorism?
Levi Johnston Has a Humorous Book Cover
House GOP Decries Dems Doing Same Thing They Just Did To Win Majority
Pro-America Front Yard Sign Next To Mosque: 'Bomb Making Next Driveway'
Harry Reid Didn't Even Want To See Those Bin Laden Photos, So There
Delicious Recipes From Ancient American Congressional Wives
Bristol Palin's Facelift Was 'Necessary For Medical Reasons'
Donald Trump Lied About Making Campaign Announcement On TeeVee Show
As He Enters Race, Newt Knows All of History Was Leading Up To Him
Obama, Boehner Keep Fighting Over How Badly Boehner Will Beat Him
Where 1% Controls 40% of Wealth & 25% of Income, Donald Trump Is Loved
Arnold Schwarzenegger: A Brief History of a Show-Biz Republican
Reality Cable Show Announced For Daughter of Reality Cable Person
Arab Guy On Plane Scaring Wingnuts Probably Just Needed To Pee Really Bad
Topanga, Moesha, and Meghan McCain Naked On Rooftop
Baja Arizona Trying To Divorce Wingnut Arizona
Sarah Palin, Conservative Media Angry At White House, Rapper
Glenn Beck Hanging Around Israel, Wearing Yarmulke
DRUDGE SIRENS: Arab Man On Plane Got Angry Or Something
Newt Gingrich's Weird Affair-Wife Is Kind of Weird
Bin Laden Was Only Thing Keeping Schwarzenegger and His Wife Together
U.S. Was Prepared To Fight Pakistan In Getting Bin Laden
Bin Laden Videos Prove Osama's Still Alive ... In Our Funny Bones!
Goodbye Forever! Also: No More War, Please
Nearly a Third of American Mortgages 'Underwater'
Finally, Truck Nutz and Scooters Unite
Hmm: Andrew Breitbart Gets Really Defensive About His Alcohol Use
Trump 'Least Racist' Person In World: Hired Black Guy Six Years Ago On TV
Michelle Obama Would Like To Teach Your Child How To 'Dougie'
Hillary Clinton Shopped Out of Sit-Room Photo In Case Readers Find Her Sexy
Dick Cheney Doesn't Think Obama Lets Detainees Be Questioned At All
Lil' Chucky Schumer Proposes Adorable 'No-Ride List' For the Choo-Choos
If Osama Were Alive, He'd Be Watching Himself On TV Watch Himself On TV
U.S. Doesn't Want To Go To War With Pakistan, But They're Making It Hard
Strange Minnesota Teabaggers Protest Light Bulbs, Health Care and 'Bohica'
Barry Is Officially Your BEST PRESIDENT EVAR
SCANDAL: Barack Obama Promises Teen Girl Access To Justin Bieber
Conservative Blog Creatures Accuse Obama of Destroying Ground Zero Flag
Al Qaeda Confirms Bin Laden Death, Promises To Rob Trains Or Whatever
Famous Progressive Scott Walker Declares 'Employee Recognition Day'
Republican Voters Apparently Really, Really Like Herman Cain
Donald Trump Forced Out of Driving Indy 500 Pace Car For Being Awful Man
Texas, In Budget Crisis, Slashes Chewing Tobacco Taxes
Cliche Bad Guy Osama Bin Laden Wanted To Derail Train On 9/11/11
Predictable Florida Governor Will Drug Test Poor People
The First Time Republicans Debate Who Is Least Likely To Be President Liveblog
Your Official First GOP Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Rep. Chris Smith: Fetuses 'Most Persecuted Minority In the World'
Michele Bachmann Delegates Hiring Her Campaign Team To God
Remembering the Life and Letters of Osama Bin Laden, Dead Person
Virginia Attorney General Cuccinelli Wants To Have Sex With Osama
Only One Lame Terrorist Got Shot Off On SEALs
Dumb Republican Senators Thought Osama Corpse Photoshop Was Real
Non-Bin-Laden Bloody Compound Corpse Photos Released
New Allegations Say Cheney Was a Dick
Harry Reid Injured By Stationary Car
A Children's Pizza Mascot and Ron Paul: Tomorrow's First GOP Presidential Debate
Barry Not Going To Release Photos of Dearly Departed Friend Osama
Beloved Patriot John Ashcroft Works For Blackwater Now
New Osama Bin Laden Details For a Hungry Media
Texas Teacher Mocks Muslim Student After Osama Killing
Delightful Airport Restroom Graffiti Proves You're In Alaska
Osama Bin Laden Had Cash, Phone Numbers Sewn Into Jacket Like a Child
Charlie Crist Now Making Local TeeVee Ads, Working For Ambulance Chaser
Chuck Grassley Invents New Way To Cut Grass
Japan Says It's Okay For Children To Be Exposed To Lots Of Radiation
'Dead Osama' Merchandise Makes End Of America Official
Chuck Norris Puts Out New Column; It Plagiarizes His Old Column
Man With Gun, Four-Wheeler Celebrates Death of Bin Laden
WSJ Writer Says Obama Is Allowed To Visit Ground Zero Now
Socialist Surge In Canada Means 'Collapse of Liberals,' Somehow
Alex Jones' Sources: 'Bin Laden Has Been On Ice For Nearly a Decade'
Iran: U.S. Was Working With Bin Laden To Do Terrorism
Obama Finally Does Something To Win Rush Limbaugh's Praise
Dick Cheney Thanks Obama For Letting Him Outlive Bin Laden
Obama, Release the Photos of Bin Laden's Corpse. Sincerely, the Internet
NATO Murders Gaddafi's Son, Three Grandchildren
Osama Bin Laden: A Life In Funny Pictures
Michelle Obama's Last Pre-Post-Osama Act: Letting Kids In the White House
Here's the Death-Stare Face Obama Made While Waiting Yesterday
How the U.S. 'Won': Torture, Secret Prisons
Politicians Are Racist Against Blacks, Even 'Republican Blacks'
Conservative Blogger: Crowds In Front of White House Were Plants
CNN: 'No Indication Obama Tried To Surrender'
Days After Birth Certificate, Obama Walks Into New Conspiracy Theory
America's Murder of 54-Year-Old Terror Suspect Celebrated In Taiwanese Web Cartoon
UPDATED: Bin Laden Used Wife As Human Shield In Firefight
Bin Laden Had an Ugly Mansion, and Now It Is Covered In Blood
Photos: America Pounds Beers In Celebration At Ground Zero
'Osama bin Laden' Buried At Sea Moments After Being 'Killed'
BIN LADEN DEAD: American Victory Over That Guy Liveblog Part II
DEAD!: Liveblogging the Address By Osama Bin Laden Killer Barack Obama
Sensitive Obama Bans Reporter Who Took Embarrassing Video of Him
Santorum: Planned Parenthood In Poor Areas? It Likes Killing Minorities
Massive White House Construction Project Probably Some Kind of Sex Thing
Schmaltz Artist Pulls American Jesus Prints From 'Liberal' BYU Shop
Here Is Your Nuclear Holocaust News Roundup
Fox Hosts First 2012 Debate Between Real Ron Paul and Fake Obama
Barry Obama's Donnie Darko 'Easter' Adventure
Trump Didn't Get Out of Serving In Vietnam the Way He Says He Did
Appeals Court Overturns Ban; Free Stem Cells For Everyone!
Giffords Doesn't Show Up To Ceremony Naming Arizona's Official State Gun
Donald Trump Shouts 'F Word' Multiple Times In Las Vegas Speech
Florida Governor Desperately Wants To Be Scott Walker, Fails Miserably
Michelle Obama Has Three Hands
Ron Paul Logo Guy: If Anything, Mitt Romney Stole Our Logo
Wingnut Mob Now Boycotting Superman, Because He Hates America
Trump Re-Reads 2000 Book He Wrote To Know Where He Stands On Issues
Wal-Mart Shoppers Now Completely Out of Money
George H.W. Bush a Scooter Person Now
Pickup Truck Warns of Impending 'Muslim Attack'
Tattooed Pig Urges Wonkabout To Leave DC (Goodbye Forever!)
Tennessee Legislature Making It Illegal To Mention To Kids Gay People Exist
Royal Wedding News Watch: Internet Full of Scary Crime
America, 2011: 'Women Fight With Police At IHOP As Boba Fett Looks On'
Donald Trump's Next Issue: Getting Geico Ads He Hates Off the Air
Birthers Allowed On TeeVee To Point At Birth Certificate, Give 'Equal Opinion'
Obama Nominates Leon Panetta To Lead War Department
A Children's Treasury of Brand-New Birther Theories To Explain Eveything
Donald Trump's Crappy 'Men's Fashion' Line Made In China, Of Course
Breathless ABC News Press Release: Our Cameras Caught Gabby Giffords!
'Atlas Shrugged Part I' Financier Afraid To Make Another One
Chuck Norris' 'Pastor' Writes All of His Plagiarized Columns
Rahm Emanuel Shares Romantic Moment With Bull Furry
Donald Trump: You're Welcome, America
WorldNetDaily: But It Still Says His Dad Was African
And Then Barack Obama Released His Birth Certificate
Trump Asked For White House Job, Wanted To Build Obama a Ballroom
Repulsive Press Release Celebrates the TIME 100 Gala Celebration
American Politicians Had So Much Gross Sex Throughout History
Ron Paul's Campaign Logo: Bald Eagle Desperately Trying To Escape Him
Trump's Son-In-Law (Who Is NOT Obama) Bought His Way Into Harvard
Boring Mitt Romney Makes Dumb Yet Boring Mistake
Blog: Lightning Striking White House During Easter Means World Is Ending
Pat Robertson Exposes Lesbian Plot To Rid World's Women of Babies
Fox News Warns America About Sinister 'Gay Pressure'
Whiny John Boehner Maybe Not Even Bringing Debt Ceiling To a Vote, So There
Chuck Norris Commits Plagiarism In His Column All the Time
Allen West: Evil Women Keeping Men From Fixing Budget
Brain-Dead Donald Suggests Obama Was Too Stupid To Go To Harvard
Levi Johnston Book About Palin Family Coming Soon, In Book Form
Obamas Host Friendly Egg Roll While Illegal Robot Wars Continue Abroad
Gabrielle Giffords Still Improving
Ron Paul Officially Running For President (of AMERICA!)
Erick Erickson Scared To Death Fancy Young People Will Re-elect Obama
Sad Sarah Palin Begging Blogs To Cover Her Squirmish-y Speeches
Michelle Obama Battles Nasty Old Lady (Mother Nature)
Potential Dixiepublican Haley Barbour Not Running For President
Bryan Fischer Opines On Lady Gaga, Admits He May Be Turning Into a Gay
Obama Wishes Brad Manning Happy Easter At Pagan Egg Roll Shindig
Socialist Supreme Court Refuses To Hear Health Care Case
Rick Perry Named His Cowboy Boots 'Freedom' and 'Liberty'
Chuck Norris Plagiarizes Hatred of Muslims
Nobody's Going To the 'Atlas Shrugged' Movie
Michigan Solves Deficit By Forcing Foster Kids Into Thrift Store Clothes
Wikileaks: Guantanamo Detainees 'Not Dangerous'
Battlefield Train: A Review of the 'Atlas Shrugged' Movie
Tea Party Sportsman Tired of Nigras Calling Him Racist
Los Angeles Times Calls Sarah Palin 'Special-Needs Case'
Breitbart-Palin Mob's Next Target: Andrew Sullivan
Thanks, Paul Ryan, For Reminding Voters GOP Wants To Kill Medicare & Social Security!
Illegal Aliens From Space (Mexico) Pay More Taxes Than G.E.
Republicans To Screen 9/11 First Responders To See If They're Terrorists
New York Times: Media Stopped Covering Palin Because She's Washed Up
Barack Obama Is Your Prophet and Savior of All Beautiful Things
Democracy's Troll Breitbart Says a Lot of Dumb Stuff To Victoria Jackson
Ron Paul's Son Hates Liberty: Not Running For Senate
Dogs Attempting To Overthrow Government of Tennessee
Book: Charlie Sheen & Matt Lauer Are Liberals Who Say Dumb Things
Christine O'Donnell Blames Living Off Campaign Funds On Bad Software
Muslim-Hating Wingnut (Not Palin) Shoots His Own Car For Some Reason
Michele Bachmann Honored To Be Noted by TIME Alongside Hitler
U.S. Military, Iraq Still Hoping U.S. Will Keep Troops There Forever
Obama Forced To Listen To People Sing About How Terrible He Is
John McCain Back To Libya; Doesn't Meet With Gaddafi This Time
Communist Requests Recount In Wisconsin Supreme Court Election
S.C. Teabaggers Love Trump & Neighbor Who Gets News Off the 'Puter
Wonkette Told You About iPhone/AT&T Spying On You, Back In 2007
Teabaggers Oppose Cuts To Medicare and Medicaid When Polled About It, of Course
Mike Huckabee Destroys Glenn Beck For Calling Him a Progressive Nazi
Chuck Grassley's Latest Twitter Neologism: 'Person-Anal Questions'
Meghan McCain Finally Gets a Job, With Donald Trump
'Maverick' Gary Johnson Running In 2012, Will Kill Social Security & Medicare
Final Proof Barack Obama Is Republican
Your Next President: The Guy Who Trains Monkeys To Ride Dogs
Poll: Republicans Suicidally Depressed With Their Lame Candidates
Scott Walker Now Going After Doctors Who Helped Union Protestors
Pat Buchanan Has No Idea Where He Is, What He's Saying
Wedding of the Century: Meet Your New Prince & Princess!
Donald Trump To Reveal Some 'Very Interesting Things' About Obama
New Terror Alert System Has Only Two Colors: 'Elevated' and 'Imminent'
Koch Industries Forcing Employees To Vote For Teabaggers
Donald Trump Only Republican Candidate Americans Have Heard About
Pre-Swamp Sweat Fest Fun: The Many Ways To Enjoy DC Spring
Stephanopoulos Tricks Bachmann Into Telling Birthers To 'Move On'
Andrew Breitbart Says Glenn Beck Helped Him With Shirley Sherrod Vid
Obama Holding Fake 'Town Hall Meeting' On Facebook Today
Obama Is Actually a Somali Pirate Child
One of Michele Bachmann's 10,000 Children Refuses To Pose For Playgirl
Hosni Mubarak All Depressed and Emo Now
Sarah Palin Wearing Star of David, Is a Jew Now Or Something
Bored Media Decides To Sink Donald Trump's Candidacy
Happy 'BP Destroyed the Gulf of Mexico Forever' Day!
Michelle Obama Survives Near-Fatal Near-Miss Airplane Non-Crash
Pawlenty's Kindergarten: Sharing Is 'Socialist' & Slavery Helps Capitalism
Floor of House Now Reserved Only For Stunts
Texas Kindergartner Exercising 2nd Amendment Rights At School Hurts 3
Michele Bachmann Wins Coveted Terrible Song Parody Endorsement
CNN Wondering Why Waco Massacre & OK City Bombing Were On Same Day
Rand Paul Already Filing For Re-Election
Fading Literary Star Barack Obama No Longer Selling Any Books
Bobby Jindal To the Rescue: He Will Sign Birther Legislation
James O'Keefe Dances and Sings In Flamboyant YouTube Musical
Ku Klux Klan Distances Selves From Westboro Baptist Church, Tea Party
Mich. Gov Training Army of 'Corporate Advisers' To Destroy Local Governance
(Kidnapped?) Jan Brewer Vetoes Birther Bill, Children's Gun Rights
First Lady Michelle Obama Helps All the Straight Military Families
GOP Hacks: Donald Trump 'Makes Our Loins Tingle' (Paraphrase)
VIDEO HORROR: Sharron Angle Sings 'God Bless the USA'
Trump! Palin! Trump! Palin! Gary Busey! In Case You Missed Today's POLITICO
Champion Teabagger Loon Screams At 'Pot Smoking Neo Marxists'
Rude Post Deleted By Editor; Author Apologizes
Rude Post Deleted By Editor; Author Apologizes
2011 Pulitzer Prize Runners-Up Announced
Crazy People Upset Glenn Beck Keeps Stealing Their 'Research' Uncredited
Benevolent God Floods Georgetown
NBC Says Trump Won't Run, Iowa Christian Fundamentalists Say He Will
Today We Are All This Guy Yelling At Sarah Palin
Terrible 'Atlas Shrugged Part I' Dismal At the Box Office
Orange County GOP Sending Around Obama 'Chimp Family' Photo
Obama Back Trying To Trick People To Believe He Wants To Change Politics
Sarah Palin Receives Massive Disrespect From Wisconsin Bolshies
Hang the Bankers (In Britain!)
Republican Fantasyland: No Actual Medicare, Tax Cuts For Millionaires
NOBAMAs Can't Make Signs: Photos From NYC's Teabagger Rally
Chuck Grassley Doesn't Mince Words: Blames NATO In Libya For 'Legles Kiod'
More Ron Paul Spawn May Be Running For Senate
President Caught On 'Hot Mic' Saying Things He Should Just Say In Public
Chris Christie Suggests Beating 76-Year-Old Lady Legislator With Bat
GOP Presidential Race Finally Has a Front-Runner: Donald Trump
No Birth Certificate? Arizona Will Accept Your Bris Certificate
'Witchcraft In the White House' Writer Punks TownHall.com
Obama Writes Op-Ed With Friends Promising Never To End Libya War
Photo Mysteriously Emerges Tying Trig Pregnancy To Sarah Palin
Obama Cornered: 'President Was Born Where He Says,' 'Doesn't Have Horns'
Scott Walker Admits Union-Busting Bill Will Save Wisconsin Zero Dollars
Sarah Palin To Be Pelted With Cheese Curds In Wisconsin Saturday
Obama 'Pleased' With Budget Killing Health Clinics & High Speed Rail
Teabagger Puts Budget Deal In Terms Teabaggers Can Understand: McDonald's
Own a 'Great Piece of History': Buy Ron Paul's Dumpy House
Donald Trump: 'I've Always Had a Great Relationship With the Blacks'
Why He Runs: Rick Santorum's Own 'Fetus Jar' Story
Donald Trump 'All About Quality,' Says Donald Trump's Book
Scott Walker Says His Attack On U.S. Workers 'Is Truly Progressive'
Scott Walker Bans Sick Days People of Milwaukee Voted For
Newsmax Says Trump Will Announce On His TeeVee Show He Will Announce
Haha, CBO Says That Budget Deal Actually Increases Spending
Rick Santorum Declares Candidacy, Declares He Hates This Country
Banker-Controlled Government Can't Figure Out How To Prosecute Bankers
Arizona Senate Passes Birther Bill To Disqualify Obama From Ballot
Barack Obama's Speech Puts Biden To Sleep
James Inhofe Nearly Killed a Bunch of People Landing Plane Last Year
Man Who Made Harmless Video Sentenced To 60 Days, Not Allowed Around Children
Birther Who Described Orly Taitz's Sex Parts Sells Nude Painting of Her
Here's Barack Obama Saying He Didn't Really Mean To Give Tax Cuts To Rich
Conservative Nonprofit Awards Jeb Bush $250,000 Genius Grant
Michele Bachmann: Al Franken Stole Election, Passed Obamacare Illegally
'I Believe the President Was Born In the U.S.,' Says Man Who Wants To Lose
Michele Bachmann Not Sure If the Gays Are a 'Public Health Crisis'
Violent Egyptian Military Junta Interrogates Hosni Mubarak
America About As Awful As Ever
Slow-Witted Liberals Finally Realizing Obama Is Their Enemy
Lawsuit Forces Charlie Crist To Make Humiliating YouTube Apology Video
Keep That Shutdown Spirit Alive In Semi-Back-To-Normal D.C.
Conservative Brains Fearful, Unable To Understand Complexity, Science Shows
Justin Bieber Unable To Broker Israel-Palestine Agreement
Child With Slightly Painted Foot Infuriates Conservatives
Fake Republican Candidate Trump May Also Run As Fake Independent
Pelosi Breaks With Party To Help Fake Colleges Make Money Off Tricking Poors
Roger Simon: 2012 Election To Be Obama/Kucinich Showdown
Bachmann Going To Serve Only One Term As President, Reinstall Mubarak
Budget Compromise Reached: No Money For Poor People, Nature
Japan Nuke Nightmare Level Raised To 'Chernobyl Level'
D.C. Mayor Vincent Gray Arrested, But Not For Usual D.C. Mayor Reasons
Mitt Romney's Flickr Alleges Oprah Is His 'Half-Sister'
Mitt Romney Takes Slogan From Loser John Kerry, Logo From Toothpaste
FLOTUS Turns American Religious Holiday Into Pagan 'Let's Move!' Party
Weird Robot Mitt Romney Makes Creepy Video Announcing His Candidacy
American Literary Icon Donald Trump Not Impressed With Juli Weiner
Do Republicans Know About These Socialist Security 'Star Trek' PSAs?
Boring Functionary Eric Cantor Trying To Destroy John Boehner
Maureen Dowd Is Still a Smug Idiot (Reason #115)
Texas Votes To Require Campus 'Family Values Centers' (For Non-Gays)
Report: Clumsy Aliens Left Brain Surgery Scars On Obama's Skull
Wonkette Harasses Attorney General Eric Holder At Washington Movie Premiere
Here's Rep. Donna Edwards Reading White Stripes Lyrics To Republicans
Tennessee GOP Bravely Votes To Teach 'Creationism' In Public Schools
Americans No Longer Driving As They Cannot Afford Gasoline
Beloved Natural Gas Even Worse Than Coal
Grammatically Challenged Trump Blasts Collins For Poor 'Word Usage'
Todd Palin 'Love Child' Rumor Completes Todd Palin Affair Scorecard
Donald Trump's Birther Investigation Makes Sarah Palin All Hot & Bothered
Everything Going According To Plan, According To AP
Oh Good For Them: 'Obama and Boehner Relationship Brightens'
Government Shutdown Briefly Averted: LIVEBLOG of the War of the Hoohaws
Boehner To Wreck America Over Ladies Getting Their Hoohaws Examined
Clinton/Clinton 2012, You Guys!
STUNNING PHOTO EVIDENCE: Barack Obama Is Not Real
Shutdown To Preclude Civil War Nerds From Re-Taking Fort Sumter
Plurality of Mississippi GOP Think Interracial Marriage Should Be Illegal
Sarah Palin Thinks U.S. Armed Forces Are About To Disband Or Something
Uh Oh: Ben Quayle In Charge of Our Earthquake Preparedness
Montana Still Wants To Prosecute People For Being Gay
Happy Government Shutdown, Everyone!
Wisconsin Wingnut-Justice Ahead After 14,000 Votes Magically Appear
Don't Worry, Congress Will Still Get Paid During Gov't Shutdown
D.C. Itinerary For 800,000 Furloughed Federal Employees
Glenn Beck: 'There Will Be No Interruption Between You and I'
George Allen Keeps Asking Black Reporter What 'Position' He 'Played'
Trump: Grandparents Put Notice In Paper To Make Obama Citizen Illegally
Rick Sanchez Hires Publicist To Promote Rick Sanchez Post On HuffPo
No Trash Pickup In D.C.? Just Put the Garbage On Boehner's Lawn
GOP Lobbyist's Drunken Loser Kid Resigns Sweet Job Walker Gave Him
All American Politicians Love Super-Old Antichrist Book
Scott Walker Blames Ruin of His Political Party On City Folk
Evil Muslim Plan To Convert Americans: Generosity
Donald Trump Has Team of Gumshoes In Hawaii Looking For Birth Certificate
John Boehner Cries; It's Beginning To Look a Lot Like Shutdown
Donald Trump, Orator and Statesman: 'I Will Be Better Than Anybody'
Walker Loses 19 Wisconsin Counties In Supreme Court Election
Labor Defeats Wisconsin Judge, Takes Over State Supreme Court
Conservative Rap Group 'The Young Cons' White, Terrible At Rapping
Voters: Here's the Trailer For Arnold Schwarzenegger's New Cartoon
Drunk Tim Pawlenty Staffer Tries To Break Into Iowa Home, Scaring Teen
The Global Conspiracy Is Complete: Glenn Beck Leaving Fox News Show
Fires Rage & Farms Dry Up Across the Oklahoma-Texas New Dust Bowl
Scott Walker Demotes Donor's DUI Son To Other Position He's Unqualified For
Crazy Old Michele Bachmann Is Somehow Only 55 Years Old Today
Ron Paul 'Gonna Have To Decide In a Month Or So' If He's Running For President
Abstinence Group Spent Way More On Bristol Palin Than Teen Pregnancy
WI GOP Supreme Court Justice Losing To Union Thug Lady In Close Race
Fish Union Unamused By Radioactive Sushi, Demands Compensation
Wasserman Schultz To Replace Tim Kaine, Who Is Taking Lobbyist Job At 'U.S. Senate'
Chuck Grassley Taking 'Pixturs' With '3 SixPak Voleybal'
Freedom From Fancy Culinary Tricks: Just Succulent Morsels of Meat
Bryan Fischer: Jesus Had Disciples So They Would Become GOP Politicians
U.S. Labor Dept. Wants Money It Gave Maine For Mural Torn Down By Teabagger Gov. Paul LePage
Right-Wing Radio Nut/Ex-Cop Accused of Murdering Neighbor
Christine O'Donnell's Hawt Witch Porno, 'Trouble Maker,' Drops August 16
You'd Better Take Part In the National Day of Prayer, Or God Will Explode DC
REVEALED: Homophobic Hag Who Attacked Gauguin's Topless Ladies
Michelle Obama Kills At Least One College Senior's Buzz
Mike Huckabee Destroyed All Evidence He Ever Used a Computer
Woman Attacks National Gallery Gauguin Painting For Featuring Boobs
Donald Trump Accidentally Doing Very Well In GOP Polls
Paul Ryan Plans To Ruin Medicare and Medicaid, Sneak In Tax Cuts For Rich
Obama Will Prosecute 9/11 Suspects In Kangaroo Court, For Freedom
Pawlenty Brags About Watching Male Athletic Snuff Porn To Seem Tough
Donald Trump 'Hair' Mystery Solved? (It's a Wood-Grain Scalp Tattoo)
Arkansas Sets Fire To Devil NPR Station
Scott Walker Pays $81.5K Gov't Salary to Drunk-Driving Loser Son of Crony
Hot Girl Totally Into You Until Condom Appears
A Cyborg Army of Tim Pawlentys Will Beam Down From Space To Kill Us All
Barack Obama Sends Threatening Text Message To Nation
McDonald's Will Hire 50,000 of America's 24.3 Million Unemployed
White House Forced To Turn Against Another One of America's Dictator Friends
Dreamer Lindsey Graham: 'Free Speech Is a Great Idea, But We're In a War'
Another Black Chief Executive Jumps Into Herman Cain's Presidential Race
BP Resumes Drilling In the Gulf, Oil Rig Executives Receive 'Safety Bonuses'
Huckabee Plans To Make All Americans Watch Jesus Wingnut 'At Gunpoint'
Brave Patriot Complains To Wonkette Re: 'blacks, mexicans, whit trash'
Richest 1% Should Prepare For U.S. Revolution, Says ... Vanity Fair
The Libyans Won't Steal Barry's DeLorean
MN State Senator: Integration 'Ruined' Minneapolis But He Still Likes Blacks
Pawlenty Wants U.S. #1 In Pet Rape, Thinks Another Recession's Coming
Illegal Kenyan Donald Trump Gets Job On 'Fox & Friends'
Recent Gaddafi Fan Lindsey Graham Now Wants Him Dead
Alaska Republicans Kill Sarah Palin's Only Legacy: Taxing Big Oil
A Children's Treasury of Japanese Tree Flowers
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Weird Creeper Ben Quayle Upsets Politico By Mentioning They're Terrible
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Maine Governor Broke Law By Removing and Hiding Labor Mural
Bill Bennett Wishes Every Day Could Be 9/11
Indiana Plugs 'Abortion Loophole' For Rape Victims
Hotbed of Civil Rights S.C. Considering 'Incandescent Light Bulb Freedom Act'
CIA Running Around Libya, Obama Authorizes Arming Libya Rebels
Arizona To Ban Racists and Sexists From Having Abortions
Brave Wingnut Crusades Against Creeping Sharia In Alaska
Fat, Wheezing MN Senator Says Avoid Doctors, Save $$$ On Heart Attack
Michigan GOP Looking To Revoke All Teachers' Licenses If They Strike
Teabag Spawn Forced To Stand On CGI Mt. Rushmore, Sing About America
Pro-Life Group's New Billboard Tells Black People To Stop Aborting Obama
Why Didn't Obama Just Tell Us He Thinks Libya Is a 'Turd Sandwich'?
Murdoch Biz Columnist: 'Tax the Super Rich Or Face Revolution'
Fox Exec Admitted He Didn't Believe the 'Obama Socialism' He Was Pushing
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Sarah Palin's Evil Socialist State Film Subsidy Funded 'Sarah Palin's Alaska'
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Donald Trump Releases New Birth Certificate, Raising More Questions
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House GOP Kills Program That Stopped 600,000 Foreclosures
And Now, Ohio Moves To Destroy Unions
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Sarah Palin: Is Libya a War Or Is It a 'Squirmish'?
Newt Gingrich: America To Become Simultaneously Islamic, Atheist
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MI GOP Gov Slashing Unemployment Benefits To Finally Ruin State Forever
Get Ready: U.S. Expanding Its War In Libya
Critic of Obama's New War Robert Gates About To Be Out of a Job
Donald Trump Puts Forward Unofficial Birth Certificate (What's He Hiding?)
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Willie Nelson Sentenced To Sing In Court For Latest Marijuana Arrest
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Joe Lieberman Already Planning To Invade Syria
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Republicans To Keep Threatening Shutdown Until They Get Their Way
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Obama To Declare Mission Accomplished In Libya War Tonight
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Newt Gingrich Loves 'Historian' Who Says Jesus Opposed Minimum Wage
Haley Barbour Pro-Baby; Barack Obama Anti-Baby
Sarah Palin Still Standing Behind Hosni Mubarak
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G.E. So Good At Evading Corporate Taxes That IRS Owes G.E. $3.2 Billion
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Sad Michael Steele Pretending He's About To Get Own Cable News Show
Sarah Palin Unable To Quit Whining Cold Turkey
Rusted Camper Reminds World Obama Is Muslim Satan, UFOs Are Angels
GOP Hack Suggested Using False-Flag Attacks To Discredit WI Unions
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NATO Finally Agrees To Take Command of Libyan 'Easy Part'
Maine's New Teabagger Governor Axes Labor Mural From Dept. of Labor
Hope & Change, Inc.: Obama Denies Libya War Is 'War,' While Escalating It
Near Total Destruction of Japan Will Not Mark the End of Cherry Blossoms
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Newt Gingrich Rams His Love of Easter Candies Down America's Memory Hole
Gaddafi Mourns Fictional Astronaut, Writes Books
Chuck Grassley Tells Us All To 'Quit Complaining' About His Twitter
Sharron Angle Forced To Self-Publish Her Book
Bachmann Going To Officially Run For President As Soon As They Make Her
Sarah Palin Says She's a 'Duck,' Will Stop 'Whining'
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Tea Party Tards Still Unhappy With (GOP) Congress, Will Protest Again
Arizona Shooting Victim To Be Honored With Giant Angel Made of 9/11
Civil War Expert Newt Gingrich Keeps Switching Sides On Libya
America's Manure Crisis Finally Hits Home
The Only Solution To Our Education Crisis: Fire the Children
God-Fearing Gay-Curing iPhone App Destroyed By Homosexual Radicals
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Former 'SNL' Player, Current Bigot Victoria Jackson Running for President?
Like All Living Beings, Rand Paul Is Considering Running For President
Obama Confirms There Is No Point To Our War In Libya
Glenn Beck Plots Media Empire, Restores Honor
Joe Biden To Impeach President Who Starts Arab Wars Without Congress
Tim Pawlenty To Attract Voters With Yosemite Sam Voice
Nancy Grace Informs Scientist Calif. Will Be Destroyed By Japan Radiation
PULITZER WATCH: Daily Caller Hires Clarence Thomas' Wife, For Journalism
And So Continues the Ironic Consumption of Pig
Budget-Conscious House GOP To Put 'In God We Trust' On All Buildings
Innovative New Tenth Amendment Idea: U.S. Citizens Don't Exist
Haley Barbour To Win Presidency By Bragging About Being Lobbyist
Dennis Kucinich To Impeach Obama Or Whatever
Obama Finally Gets Around To Telling Congress We're At War With Libya
Kochs Everywhere: Union-Busting Bill Introduced In Alaska
Libya and the Decline of American Military Power
Hated Telephone Hardly Used By Anyone At All (Except For Texts, Angry Birds, Etc.)
BREAKING: Tim Pawlenty Still Running For President
Here's Your Weird Japanese Obama Stuff
Michelle Obama Is Your Obese Child's Cyberbully
Troubled Former Cute Baby Ice Bear Knut Drops Dead
Tim Pawlenty To OFFICIALLY Announce He's Boring
Donald Trump: We Should Be Renting Out American Land To Gaddafi
U.S. About To Lose Another War
Wasilla Soldier Who Murdered Afghans For Fun Also Posed With Their Heads
Idiots Abroad: Palin Freak Show Tours India, Israel
Oh Yeah, America's In Another War Somewhere (Libya?)
Minnesota Republicans To Outlaw Poor People Having Money
A Fun Japanese Cartoon To Explain the Nuclear Holocaust To Your Kids
Today In Revolutions: Yemen Massacre, Syria Clash, Bahrain Bloodletting, Etc.
Diplomat In Austria Tells AP Japan Radiation Has Reached California
Koch-Blocked: Judge Blocks Wisconsin Anti-Workers Bill
Wonkette's Jack Stuef Interviewed By Vanity Fair (Former Wonkette Editor) About Tokyo
Cost of Living Soars As Income, Assets & Government Services All Decline
New Rape Bill From House Republicans: Sex Victims To Be Audited By IRS On Abortion Costs
U.S. State Dept. Rescuing Americans In Japan (Regular Bus Fare Applies)
Japan Raises Nuclear Apocalypse Alert Level
Union-Busting Kochsucker Scott Walker New GOP Favorite For 2012
Obama Making Some Statement About Japan Today, A Week Later
'The Cab Driver’s Homespun Wisdom Is Borne Out By Geopolitical Developments'
St. Patrick's Day: Are You Drunk Yet?
Sarah Palin To Visit Israel, Where Jesus Lives
Nuclear Holocaust May Affect Distant Nation's Sushi Supply
U.S. Evacuating Americans From Tokyo, Death Plume Heads To America
SURPRISE: U.S. Wants More Than Just a No-Fly Zone In Libya!
Radioactive Plume Begins Hitting U.S. West Coast On Friday (Don't Worry!)
Koch Bros. Creating Drone Army of Dumb Young Libertarians
Beloved Nevada Dingbat Sharron Angle Running For Congress!!!
House Republican Guys Hooking Up For Hot Video 'Group Workouts'
Michelle Obama's Obesity Myth Grows, Reaches 75 BMI
Another Patriotic White American Saved By Sharia Law
Hillary Clinton Quitting As Secretary of State (In 2012)
Stock Markets Plunge Due To Housing, Europe, Arab Revolts, Japan & Probably Space Aliens
Building Permits For New Housing Drop To 51-Year-Low
Joe Miller's Alaska Militia Friend Jailed For Trying To Murder Judges
Even Republicans Finally Tired of Sarah Palin
Hot New Trend: Working Actual Professional Jobs For Free, As 'Interns'
Here's Your Weird Portrait of Jeb Bush With Four 'Mini Candy Crowleys'
Emperor of Japan 'Deeply Worried' About Nuclear Crisis
Michele Bachmann: Reporting On Dumb Things I Say Proves Media Bias
Free Republic Fatties Think Obesity Epidemic Is Fake
Surgeon General: 'Appropriate' To Buy Radiation Pills, If You Can Find Any
GOP Car Salesman/House Candidate Charged With Car-Lot Sex Attack
Local Gas Station Now Serves Gourmet Eats, Because Why Not?
Obama Administration Picks Tokyo Electric To Build U.S. Nuke Plant
Stocks Collapse Everywhere In Reaction To World's Ending
COCAINE FOUND IN SPACE (CENTER)
Petraeus Cites 'Progress' In Killing Taliban Guys For 10 Years Straight
Cranky Old GOP Legislator Quits Over Cranky Pro-Hitler Comments
CNBC’s Larry Kudlow Is Happy Japan’s ‘Human Toll’ Worse Than Stock Losses
Beware the Nuclear Meltdown Ides of March
And While We Look the Other Way, Qaddafi’s Butchers Slash Rebellion
Nuclear Horror: Third Explosion At Japanese Nuke Plant
Vile Blogger Fined $60,000 For Spreading Malicious Facts
WI Unions Will Destroy Walker-Loving Bank By Pulling $1 Billion
Wisconsin's M&I Bank Fears Bank Run By Union Supporters, Shuts Doors
National Review Writer Accidentally Writes True Thing
Hilarious Haley Barbour Daily Emails Mock Japanese Quake Victims
Feds Changing Bus Capacity Rules Because Americans Are So Fat
Wife of Adulterous WI Senator/Union Breaker Joins Recall Against Him
Evil Obama Now Firing People For Acting Semi-Human
FLOTUS Celebrates International Women’s Day With Abortion Party
OH DEAR: Second Explosion At Japanese Nuclear Power Plant
Wonkette's Jack Stuef Is In Tokyo For Some Reason
Michigan Gov Giving Himself Power To Take Over Cities, Destroy Their Unions
Reminder: Pull Over the Side of the Road This Weekend With Sarah Palin Fans
NY Dem Voted Against Gay Marriage, Used Gay Lover To Help With Bribes
BREAKING: Ohio Safe From Tsunamis
Glenn Beck's Website Reveals NPR Lunch Video Was Edited To Ruin NPR
House Republicans Were Just Trying To Cut Tsunami Monitoring, of Course
And Now, Good News: Gabrielle Giffords Will Attend Husband's Shuttle Launch
Apocalypse Now: Michele Bachmann Probably Running For President
Worst Japan Earthquake Ever: 100s of Deaths, 'Nuclear Emergency'
Sarah Palin Demands Gazillion-Billion Dollar Cuts To Everything
8.9 Quake Hits Japan (Live Video Feed)
IRA Terrorist Peter King Now Wants To Take America's Amateur Radio Band
Glenn Beck Fans Can't Spell Glenn Beck's Name, Either
Florida GOP Lawmakers Slash Unemployment Payments
Wisconsin Assembly Finishes State Senate's Union Busting
Non-Glenn-Beck-Watchers Are Morons, Says Man Who Can't Spell Own Name
Eastern Market: Yuppieville Forever
Riot Police Stormtroopers Fill WI Capitol; Man Wants To Give Crowds Vuvuzelas
Stock Markets Collapse As Investors Quit Deluding Themselves
Hitler's Sexy, Fun, Yoga-Loving Gal Also Wore 'Blackface'
Chris Christie Responds To Rampant Speculation He Is 'Hot and Sexy'
Meanwhile, John Boehner Is Crying About Stupid Things
Idiot Peter King Lets Keith Ellison Testify Before Committee, Speak Truth
Palin Starting To Tease About What Her 2012 Trainwreck Would Look Like
Peter King 'Reveals' Foreign Terrorists Are Trying To Assassinate Him
World Powers Deeply Concerned For Humanity, Debate No-Fly Zone
Scenes From a War: Madison After the Union-Busting Bill
Wisconsin Republicans Ram Union-Busting Bill Through Senate, General Strike Next?
Washington OKs New Wireless System To Cripple GPS, Cell Phones & Jets
Glenn Beck Fans Don't Understand How We Can Possibly Dislike Him
Newt Gingrich Committed Adultery Because America Made Him Horny
Terrorist Conspiracy Takes Muslim-Hating Congressman's Wife Off Radio
Donald Rumsfeld On Facebook, Wants To Be On 'America's Next Top Model'
Aspen Institute Informs Wonkette That Ron Schiller Can't Work There, Either
Tea Party Racists Will All Start Listening To NPR Now
Utah To Pass 'Basil Marceaux's Law'
Not Having a Passport Gives You Diabetes
Pamela Geller Was Tricked By James O'Keefe's Sharia Website
Fear-Mongering Toad Peter King Has Bulging Hard-On For Irish Terrorists
New Newspaper Reader Sarah Palin Decides Washington Post Is 'Through'
Massage Teen Says She Wasn't 'Lent Out' To Bill Clinton, After All
Chuck Norris: Liberal Propaganda In Schools Causing Kids To Not Hate Gays
BREAKING: NPR Person a Human Being, Has Personal Opinions
Incompetent D.C. Government Crooked (Also: PBR)
In Case You Didn't Know, Rick Santorum Is Pathetic
Today In Holidays: International Women's Day PLUS Mardi Gras = Boobies
Anti-Gay Lady Doesn't Know Ladies Can Have Butt Sex, Too
Joe Lieberman Learns Lesson From Iraq: We Need To Invade Libya Now
'Child Pornography' Now Just Excuse To Prosecute Any Kind of Speech
Clarence Thomas' Heaving Body In the Heat of Passion, Described
Alan Simpson Decries Grandchildren These Days, 'Enema Man'
Gaddafi Seeks Deal To Let Him Escape Libya, Instead of Being Hanged
Creepy Nerd Ross Douthat Gets All Horny Over Idea of Monogamy
Don't Go To College; All Those 'Good' Jobs Are Being Taken By Robots Too
Michelle Obama Beats Sarah Palin On Food Thermometer Test
Sexy Senator Scott Brown Just Wants More Money From David Koch (VIDEO)
Senator of Sex John Ensign Not Going To Do It Again (Run For Re-Election)
Newt Gingrich Super Excited About 5,000 People Laughing At His Twitter
GOP 2012 Field's Dumbest Candidates Having First Iowa Forum Tonight
Glenn Beck's Ratings Falling; May Be Dropped From Fox News (Conspiracy!)
Sarah Palin Calls Kathy Griffin a 'Half-Been Comedian' For Some Reason
#1 Real America Grocery List Discovered In Walmart
George Will: Mike Huckabee Is a 'Vibrator'
Wall Street Journal Going To End This Wisconsin Standoff Itself
Billionaire TeeVee Sensation More Popular Than Well-Known Mormon
Did SUNY Professor Find 'Teeth of Jesus' In Israel Cave?
New York Times Celebrates David Koch, America's Best Person
NASA Scientist Finds Evidence Life Came To Earth On Meteorites
The Butt-Touching of Our 44th President
Racist Kid Pundit Has Opinions On Guns In Arizona, Schools
A Penis May Have Appeared On Fox News the Other Day
575-Pound Arizona Anusburger Mascot Guy Dead At 29
Wisconsin Democratic State Rep Tackled Trying To Enter Capitol
Rick Perry Did Something To the President's Dog
Stabilize Your Blood Sugar and Dodge Balls To End Diabetes
Twitter Won't 'Verify' Scott Walker Because He's Just a Random Jerk
Wisc. (Union) Firefighters Not Allowed In State Capitol For Emergency Call
AZ Tea Party Senators Want Tea Party License Plates To Benefit Tea Party
Unemployment Drops Below 9%; So, Feel Even Worse If You Still Don't Have a Job
AZ Senate Wants More Slaughter, Approves Guns For All Everywhere
Mike Huckabee Criticizes Actress For Having Baby, Neglects To Spell 'Potato'
Police Ordered To Capture WI Sens; Walker Says He'll Fire Workers At Will
Pervert Army People Love Watching Bradley Manning Get Naked
Government-Funded 'Terrorism Experts' Just Guys Who Hate Islam
Protestor Throws Crosses At Muslim Praying Near White House
Newt Gingrich Launches Website! Twitter! Facebook!
Here Are a Bunch of People Yelling At Muslim Kids Going To a Charity Event
Testifying Fetus Refuses To Cooperate
H Street: Now a Mainstream Urban Oasis
Junior Sen. Daniel Akaka, 86, Not Seeking Re-Election After Just 20 Years In Senate
Amazing Anthony Weiner Manages To Get In As Much Opinion As Fox Anchor
Bobby Jindal's Wife Getting Very Interesting Charity Donations
Famous Slug Dick Morris Would Like You To Know Some Things
Bradley Manning Charged With 'Aiding the Enemy,' Other Dumb Things
Yes, Wisconsin Now Has Palm Trees
BREAKING: Someone's Stopping Sarah Palin From Saying 'God' In Public
America's Muslims To Redress Statue of Liberty, Put a Burqa On That Hussy
Julian Assange May Or May Not Have Said There's a Jewish Conspiracy Against Him
Newt Gingrich Too Sleazy a Grifter To Legally Run For President Right Now
There Are Now TWO Fetuses Testifying In Ohio, and They Have a Music Video
Confirmed: That Fox News Reporter Wasn't Actually Punched By Protestors
Journalism Suggests Sheila Jackson Lee Is a Murderer
End the Suicide Watch: Bristol Palin's Book Is Entitled 'Not Afraid of Life'
Senate Democrats Promise To Fight About the Budget 'Next Time'
Serially Unemployed Meghan McCain Has Thoughts On Wisconsin Workers
Mike Huckabee Knows Barack Obama Grew Up In Kenya
Fetus To Take Oath, Testify Before Ohio Legislature
Hot Dead-People Trend: 'In Lieu of Flowers, Defeat Barack Obama'
Christine O'Donnell Bravely Refuses To Be On TeeVee Dancing Show
Your Beloved Former Wonkette Editor Juli Weiner Is Now In Vanity Fair Magazine
Bigot-Swindling Adulterer Newt Gingrich Is Running For President
The Lifesaving Power of IHOP’s Semi-Edible Poison (Maybe)
Joe Biden Requests White House Photograph Him In Kinky Voyeur Style
Anti-Gay Activist Pastor Allegedly Caught Masturbating At Public Park
IBM Quiz-Show Watson Machine Hustles Members of Congress
U.S. Military Preparing For 'Humanitarian' Intervention In Libya
Relentless World War I Claims Its 68,208,171st Casualty
Palin Fans Organizing Plan To All Pull Over To Side of Road For Some Reason
Annoying Obama Keeps Reminding GOP Voters Romney Once Liked Health Care
Fox News' Mike Tobin Says He Was Attacked By Wisconsin Protester
FBI File: Ted Kennedy Had Secret Sex Parties, Rented Out Brothel
Sarah Palin Also Has a Secret Twitter Account So She Can Follow Herself
Earth-Raping Dictator-Supporting House GOP Brings Styrofoam Back
Get Used To Everyone Hating On Michelle Obama Forever
Black College Republican Sounds Like Thurston Howell III, Is New Carlton Banks
Oh, Chris Lee Was Also Messing Around In the Craigslist Transsexual Section
Communists Continue To Occupy Scott Walker's Koch Palace
Louisiana: Wikipedia Pages Prank; Lobbyist: Wonkette Has No Ethics
White House Press Secretary: It's 'Routine' For White House To Meet With Lobbyists
Barack Obama Won't Stop Crashing Science Fairs
North Korea Acquires Video-Transition Weapons
Newt Gingrich Bragging On Twitter About Dinosaur Skull He Owned
Nancy Pelosi Has Resolution Honoring Her Edited; It Didn't Honor Her Enough
Donald Rumsfeld Refuses To Answer Whether Or Not He's a Lizard Person
Town Hall Crowd Laughs When Person Asks Who's Going To Shoot Obama
Wisconsin Assembly Votes To End Collective Bargaining
Oh Yeah, Well the Union People Are the REAL Thugs (Or Something)
Lt. Col.: Army Manipulated Senators With Psy-Ops
Boycott These Koch Industries Companies/Scott Walker Contributors
Workers Nationwide Fighting For Labor Rights; Barack Obama Invisible
Student Charged With Trying To Blow Up George W. Bush
Fun Georgia Bill: Give Death Penalty For Having Abortion OR Miscarriage
Madison Police Chief Says Walker's Comments 'Unsettling and Troubling'
Is Barack Obama a 'Sex Rebel' Fathered By Jimi Hendrix?
Events For Ladies, Drunks and Armchair Revolutionaries
GM Earns Big Profit, Pays $4,300 Checks To 45,000 Labor Union Workers
Pedobear Offers To Help Scott Walker By Teaching Wisconsin's Kids
Sir Richard Santorum Criticizes Left For Not Honoring the Crusades
'Lou Sarah' Friend: Sarah Palin Had Lasik Surgery, Doesn't Need Glasses
BREAKING: Person Upset By Camera Stuck In His Face a UNION MEMBER
Julian Assange Can Be Tortured By the Americans, U.K. Court Rules
Facebook: Sarah Palin 'Lou Sarah' Account Violated Our Terms of Service
Indiana Deputy Attorney General Suggests Killing Wisconsin Protesters With 'Live Ammunition'
Liveblogging Koch Employee Scott Walker's Prank Call Non-Apology
Wisconsin's Union Rapists Demand Collective Raping Rights
Sarah Palin 'Lou Sarah' Facebook Account Shut Down
Sarah Palin Issues Non-Denial Denial of 'Lou Sarah' Account, On Facebook
Obama Suddenly Decides Defense of Marriage Act Unconstitutional
Donald Trump Running Even With Obama; Americans May Not Know What Elections Are
Fake David Koch Has Lengthy Conversation With Real Scott Walker
Rick Santorum: Wisconsin Union Members Are Drug Addicts
Harry Reid Wants To Outlaw All Of Your Favorite Prostitutes
Amoral Serial Adulterer Newt Gingrich Questioned About His Amoral Serial Adultery
Simple Charts Explain How 90% of Americans Get Almost Nothing
Rahm Emanuel Defeats (?) Muammar el-Qaddafi
Indiana Democrats Successfully Stop Anti-Union Bill By Also Leaving Their State
Arizona Fully Recovers From Giffords Shooting, Honoring 'Official State Gun'
Helpful WaPo Columnist Tells Us What Giffords Would Think About Wisconsin
Wisconsin Governor's Google Results Not Looking Too Good These Days
Do Democrats Really Call Her 'Leader Pelosi'?
Leaked Book: Sarah Palin Voted For Mike Huckabee In 2008 Primary
Fighting Obesity With Sophisticated Lard
Pleasant-Seeming, Somewhat Electable John Thune Not Running For President
Apparently Richard Dreyfuss Was Drunk At CPAC
Screaming Alex Jones Says Evil, Soul-Killing Justin Bieber Isn't As Cool As Tesla, Magellan
Louisiana Just Printing Out Wikipedia Pages, Calling It History
Svelte Dreamboat Rush Limbaugh Slams Michelle Obama For Being Fat
Sarah Palin Has Secret 'Lou Sarah' Facebook Account To Praise Other Sarah Palin Facebook Account
Libyan Pilots Ordered To Attack Civilians, Defect To Malta Instead
Egyptian Names Kid 'Facebook' To Honor Jan. 25 Revolution, So Go Ahead & Name Your Kid 'Farmville'
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SUPER SHOCKER: American Killer In Pakistan Works For CIA
Something Called 'Moderate Republicans' Exist In Wisconsin, Will Compromise
University of Arizona Creating 'Civility Institute' To End Politics Forever
Leaked Book SHOCKER: Sarah Palin Is Terrible
Help Feed/Clothe/Bathe Wisconsin Protesters! Donate Right Now!
Palin & Bachmann Have Opinions (!) About Breastfeeding Tax Breaks
Allegedly Insane Rep. David Wu Also Appears To Be a Furry
United States Officially the 'Worst of the Worst' At Everything
Breitbart Will Save Scott Walker From Ordinary Working Americans!
Jefferson Davis To Be Re-Inaugurated As President of Confederacy Tomorrow
Yeah, the Federal Government Is Going To Shut Down Forever
Focus On the Family Worried It May Soon Have To Destroy Justin Bieber
Glenn Beck: Wisconsin Unions Want a UN Caliphate, Or Something
All Deposed Arab Dictators Are Now In Comas For Some Reason
Desperate Sarah Palin Hinting Hard She's Running For President
Firefighter Refused Call To Giffords Shooting Because of 'Political Views'
Delightful Kinko's Banner Warns Congress Office Visitors a Troll Lives There
Teabaggers Annoy WI Democrats At Lazy River; WI Gov Threatens Obama
24 Protesters Killed In Libya; Mideast Violence Continues
Runaway Wisconsin State Senator Wins Internet
The Joe the Plumber Show, Coming To a Cheeto-Smudged Monitor Near You
The Sun Does Not Set On Hibernation
Hilarious Congressman Trying To Take Away Obama Teleprompter Funding
Obama Meeting With Famous College Dropout To Discuss Aaron Sorkin Plot
WI Gov To Have Police Arrest Dems, Force Them To Vote On Union Ban
U.S., Other Sharia-Based Countries Destroying Israel With UN
Man Says He Legally Owns Sarah Palin's Face
Beck Didn't Like It When Abraham Lincoln Supported Google Either
Barack Obama Not Capable of Book-Writing, Sez 'Literary Detective'
Libyan Protesters Call For 'Day of Rage'
AFA's Bryan Fischer: 'Pocahontas Shows What Could Have Been'
Justin Bieber Attacks U.S. Health Care Just Because It Bankrupts Sick People
Stunning Enlightenment of Alvin Greene Renders CNN Incapable of Doing Math
PBS Deploying Furries To Save Its Federal Funding From Teabaggers
Scott Brown Reveals Tragic Reason Why He Has Empathy For People
Violent Sexual Assault Poorly Categorized
Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse March On Cairo, Stop By For Tea
Honor the Founding Fathers With Booze, Half-Smokes, and Chocolate
GOP Doesn't Realize They're Doing Affirmative Action In 2012 Contest
General Petraeus To Betray Us In Afghanistan, Do Something Else
CBS Reporter Suffers Sexual Assault In Egypt; Internet Ruins Life of Guy
Rick Santorum Wants the Google To Be Civil, Stop Calling Him Gay Sex Names
Entire Middle East Now Stickin' It To the Man
President Obama Accidentally Washed Down Giant Drain
WonketteMart's Very Last Shirts Now Just $5.93 Each!
That Arizona Sheriff Guy Is Winning Senate Race, of Course
John Edwards About To Be Indicted, If Obama's DOJ Will Pull Trigger
Clarence Thomas Now In 'Trouble' For Going On Koch-Paid Trips
Guy Who Made Up WMD Story For Iraq Invasion Admits He Made It Up
South Dakota Legalizing Abortion(-Doctor Murder)
Wal-Mart Bringing FOUR Wonderful Wal-Marts To D.C.
'President's Meet In Oval Office'
400-Pound Woman's Robbery Foiled When Scooter Gets Stuck; Then She's Tasered
Wisconsin's Teabag Governor About To Have National Guard Shoot Employees
Donald Trump Loves the Gays But Doesn't Want To Marry Them
Mubarak Rumored To Be In Extremely Convenient Coma
Louisiana Children Get Sunburn Outside Somehow; Parents and Teachers Demand Answers
Drudge: Airport Pat-Downs Now Entering Your 'T&A'
Bryan Fischer Finally Says Something Terrible Enough To Have Op-Ed Pulled
Something Truly Weird Happened At Disney World's 'Hall of Presidents'
Anti-Immigrant Fanatic Found Guilty of 'Home Invasion Murders'
Michelle Obama Will Cure Your Obesity and Failing Love Life
Meet Fred Karger, the First Openly Gay Republican Running For President
Kathryn Jean Lopez Asks Someone To Tell Her About Being Married
Austin Is Awesome, Plans $50-Per-Year Electric Car Charging
Obama Reveals New Budget That Won't Be Approved
Woman Who Says Todd Palin Sexed Her Also Says Trig Was Faked
Iran Protests Go Crazy (Somewhere John Bolton Is Planning To Nuke Iran)
Haley Barbour Sticks Foot In Mouth By Declining To Be Racist Against Mexicans
Gabrielle Giffords Now Able To Curse Out Guy Who Shot Her In Head
Egyptian Military Dissolves Parliament, Calls For Elections
CPAC Epilogue: Giant Newt Gingrich Turd Found In Bathroom Stall
Breitbart Gets Served With Shirley Sherrod Lawsuit At CPAC
CPAC Wingnuts Thrill To High-Speed Rail Commercial
Washington Post Launching Delightful New Personalized 'Google News'
A Children's Treasury of CPAC Stupidity: the Final Chapter
Remember To Send Your Rentboy a RNC E-Card Valentine!
Sexytime Reunion With Andrew Breitbart, and Other Sad CPAC Stories
VIDEO: Rent Is Too Damn High Guy Is Only One At CPAC Talking About Egypt
Michael Steele Shows Up To Gay Party, Discusses Having Sex With Sarah Palin
Here's the Topless Craigslist Pic of Mubarak You Wanted
Jim DeMint Also May Run For President of Losing To Obama
Mubarak Quits! Finally ... Also, Military Takes Over
Plan the Perfect VD-Free V-Day Around the CPAC Loons
Last Speech of Dick Cheney's Life Greeted By Paultard Boos
A Children's Treasury of CPAC Crap, Vol. 2
TERRIBLE: Egyptian Army Supports Mubarak's Decision To Stay
VIDEO: We Ask Dick Cheney About Death and Sonic the Hedgehog
Mubarak Says He Ain't Leaving, Egyptians Go Double-Nuts
Hey Look, We Voted In the CPAC Straw Poll
Liveblogging Your Next President Donald Trump's CPAC Speech
Wonkette Goes To CPAC: A Children's Treasury of Conservatards, Vol. 1
So, CPAC: Is It For White People?
Animated Michelle Obama Superhero Kills McDonaldland Clown With Dildo
Donald Rumsfeld Sad About Torture, Opponents of Torture
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CPAC Infested With Bedbugs, and Also Actual Blood-Sucking Insects
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CONFIRMED: Denver Internatinal Airport: Secret Portal To Hell
Rep. Chris Lee Sending Half-Naked Pics To Ladies On Craigslist
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More WikiLeaks Fun: Saudi Arabia Is Running Out of Oil, Fast
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Eat To Survive, Indulge To Be American
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BREAKING: Jim Webb Not Running For Re-Election; Photo of Rooster Confirms
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Egyptian Workers Takin' It To the Streets
Teabaggers & Democrats Join To Defeat GOP Patriot Act
Here Are All 48 Times Bill O'Reilly Interrupted President Obama Sunday
Terrorist American Public Standing With Islamists Instead of #1 Capitalist
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Top Ten New Obama Habits Since He 'Quit Smoking Last Year'
'Dickwad Hams' Quitting State GOP Post
Christine O'Donnell Finally Launches PAC To Pay Her Mortgage & Pizza Bills
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AFA's Bryan Fischer: Native Americans Have Never Had Morals
Tea Party Launching Sexy New Magazine To Save America, Publishing
FEMA/Homeland Security Making New Presidential Emergency Announcements
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Professional President Newt Gingrich Says Obama 'Amateurish' On Egypt
Rand Paul Being Mean To Henry Clay Made McConnell Walk Off Senate Floor
Democratic Leadership Council To Fold, Leaving Dems With No Leaders
Keith Olbermann To Join Al Gore's Adult Entertainment Channel?
Hooray, Wonkette Is Up For 'Best Political Bloggie' of 2010/2011
EXCLUSIVE Video Tour of Bristol Palin's Foreclosed Stucco Dump
Canada Urging HuffPo Bloggers To Revolt, Like In Egypt
Fox News Geography: Egypt Has Moved Again
Sarah Palin: Don't Trust the People of Egypt
You Too Can Have Sex Where Ronald Reagan Did
It Would Appear There Is a Bristol Palin Memoir
Michelle Obama Is Not a Barbecue Connoisseur, In Case That Was Unclear
Valerie Jarrett Commits Faux Pas At 'Fancy Dinner!'
Reagan Celebrants Impress Press With Money Spent On Cake Instead of AIDS
Flighty Lindsey Graham Decides To Let Immigration Reform Happen Again
Ben Quayle Thanks Ronald Reagan For the Free Jelly Beans
AOL Buys Arianna Huffington's Famous Internet Website
Remembering Our Fallen Week: America's Favorite Corpse Turns 100
Super Fun Hundred-Year-Old Ronald Reagan Quiz! (For Sex On Craigslist)
One Hundred Years of Reagantube: Remembering Reagan In Dumb Videos
Palins Officially Trademarking Stupidity
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The Week In Barry Drinking Game
Scientists Predict 'Tsunami of Obesity' Will Destroy Humankind
Mark Foley 'Reaching Out,' 'Touching' Young Republicans
History's Only Accurate Reagan Book Re-Released Today As E-Book
Bald Eagle Dies In Line of Duty Being Perfect Metaphor For Our Awful Country
Rand Paul Won't Interfere With People Shooting Down Airplanes With Lasers
For His Thousandth Birthday, Enjoy Ronald Reagan's Every Flavor Beans!
Commie George W. Bush Doesn't Believe In American Exceptionalism
Rush Limbaugh Laughs and Laughs At Hippie Journalists Detained In Egypt
Giffords' Husband To Go Be Civil With Space Aliens In Space
U.S. Sends Egypt a Script For How This Will All Play Out
GOP: Cut Basic Human Services, Increase Funding For Pentagon
Chuck Schumer Reconfigures the Branches of Government
NATIONAL ENQUIRER SHOCKER: Enquirer Thinks Boehner Is 'Handsome'
The Super Bowl Is THE Time To Celebrate Our Best President's Birfday
Here Are Photos of Julian Assange's Famous Broken Condom!
Family Jesus Council: Anti-Bullying Campaign Is Extremely Homosexual
Republicans Retreat From Brave Fight Against Government Rape Regulations
ALL SHIRTS MUST GO! WonketteMart Sexytime Close-Out Sale! Everything $8.99
Thune Un-Presidential-Candidately Honest About Presidential Ambitions
Commemorative 9/11 Coins About As Worthless As Normal, Not-9/11 Money
U.S., China Now In a Super-Cool SPACE Cold War
God Nabs All the Top Stars For His Annual Prayer Banquet
Donald Rumsfeld: It's Not My Fault
Senate Republicans Unanimously Repeal Obamacare, 47-0!
Dumb Dana Milbank/WaPo Online Team Already Break Palin Pledge
America's TeeVee Journalists Being Swallowed By Angry Egyptians
Virginia Contemplates New Dollar, Porkbelly Futures Skyrocket
Not Groundbreaking News: Americans Are Fat
Al Gore's Sex Life Ruined Climate Forever, Mark Kirk Says
And Then the Mubarak Thugs Showed Up To Beat the Unarmed Protestors
Hey Idiots, Can You Tell Bill O'Reilly Who Put the Moon Up There?
Mitt Romney Jokes About How Handsome and Smelly He Is, On TeeVee
America's Hottest Stars, Chuck Schumer and Snooki, Pass Each Other At DCA
Latest Wasilla Success Story: Mercede Johnston Posing For Playboy
New TSA Scanner Makes Airport Security Far Less Sexy
Clinton Helping Obama With All This Because She's Friends With Dictator
'Cold Air Mass From Canada' Attacks America, Never Forget
Mubarak To Retire, Spend More Time Being Dictator To Family
John Bolton Has an Opinion On Egypt: Time To Bomb Iran!
Celebrate America’s Newest National Holiday: Chinese New Year
2012 Dem Convention To Be In Charlotte, If South Doesn't Re-Secede By Then
Glenn Beck Explains World With Chalk and Construction Paper
Super Bowl Sunday: Come For the Lardy Food, Stay For the Sex Slaves!
Rahm Emanuel, Captivating Energy Orb Oversee Passage of Illinois Civil Unions
Half of George W. Bush's Daughters Are Now Gay-Marriage Advocates
At Least Israel Thinks the U.S. Is Standing With the People of Egypt
Huntsman Using Secret Mormon Time Machine To Run For "2010" Presidency
Rick Sanchez To Personally Overthrow Egypt Regime, Via Twitter
New Greatest Legal Mind Cites Tea Party In Striking Down Health Care
Sarah Palin Goes On the Alaska Radio Show To Defend Todd Against Hookers
Americans Have No Idea What 'WikiLeaks' Is, But Still Love Selves
Republican Pickup Truck Owner Fears Rhinoceros Attack In Missouri
U.S. On Egypt: Pretending It Doesn't Know How Democracies Are Made
Sharron Angle Running For President of Makeup
Michelle Obama Resurrects Terror Colors, For Weight Loss
Huntsman Still Running For President, Making Romney Look Like Teabagger
Let's Hope Fox News Is Right, Regarding Egypt's Location On Earth
Little Old Lady In Florida Just Loves Teabags
Al Jazeera In America: Channel 375 On DirecTV, 9410 On Dish, 275 On Comcast DC
Chuck Schumer Afraid the Bath Salts Are Corrupting Our Children
Lame Old White-Guy Terrorist Tries To Blow Up Mich. Mosque With Fireworks
Hillary Clinton Won’t Say Who the U.S. Supports In Egypt
Mubarak Hangs On, Opposition Calls For Million Egyptian March
1,000 Protest Koch Bros. Palm Springs Sexytime Corporate Wingnut Retreat
America Knows What's Important, Charlie Sheen vs. Egypt Edition
The Week Barack Obama Loved Salmon and Bears
Remembering Our Fallen Week: Fillet of the Union
Hey, Here Is a Photo of Obama Egypt Anti-American Groups Can Use!
George Allen Returns To Politics, Severed Deer Head Found In VA Family's Yard
Eastern Guru Joe Biden Tells Jobless To 'Hang In There' and Eat Healthy
House Republicans Have Helpful Tips On Correct Way To Be Raped
Happy Challenger Explosion Silver-Anniversary, Everyone!
College Students Get Parents To Buy Mitch Daniels Ad
Tracy Morgan Likes To Masturbate To Sarah Palin
Collapse of World's Governments Fuels Investor Concern
New Time Magazine Obama-Reagan Cover Is Racist Against Conservatives
Teabaggers Flooding Into Arizona To Recall Sheriff Who Called For Civility
Washington U. In St. Louis Throws Bristol Palin To Curb
Obama: Anti-Dictator Demonstrators Should Stand Down
Watch Joe Biden's Awful Coddling of Dictator Hosni Mubarak
Egypt On the Verge, Biden Praises Mubarak, Protests Spread To Yemen
People of Chicago Allowed To Vote For Their Favorite Insider Rahm Again
Obama Hiring a Carney To Be His New Press Secretary
'Tea Party News Brief': The New News Network For the Insane
BREAKING: POLITICO FINDS OUT ABOUT BEN QUAYLE'S MUSCLES
The Light Snow That Absolutely Decimated D.C.: A War Album
Did Snooki and/or Aliens Write This New 'O' Novel?
MSNBC Considering Replacing Keith Olbermann With Sitcom Man
U.S. Finally Ending Pretty Terrorism Colors
Ted Haggard Would Be Bisexual If He Was a Hott 21-Year-Old
Best-Ever NYT Columnist Ends Best-Ever Column (It's a Food Column)
Delirious DC Weather Reporter Just Wants His '15 Inches of Fun'
President Obama's State of the Salmon Address
Defeated Nutbar Sharron Angle Obviously Considering Presidential Bid
Sarah Palin Emerges From Hole, Sees Her Shadow, Says 'WTF'
Dugway Bioweapons Army Base Under Weird Lockdown
Man With Pencil: Christians Should Abandon Democracy, Support Dictator
Aliens Invade Earth For the Bargains
Supposedly Elite University Paying GED Grad Bristol Palin To Speak There
K-Lo Had a One-Night Stand With Her TeeVee Box Again
Winning the Future: Beer and Liquor Edition
Oh, That Explains It: Michele Bachmann Is Blind
Dennis Kucinich Suing House Cafeteria Over 'Dangerous' Sandwich
Here Is Your Biden Fist-Pump GIF
American Public Says the State of Our Union Is 'Salmon'
Obama Blames Dumb Children For Crisis and Not Ivy League-Educated Wall Streeters
Relive Michele Bachmann's Insane Speech To Her Devil!
Bachmann Threatens Health of Giffords, Watching From Hospital
Obama Wins the Morning: 92% Who Watched Approved!
Smaller Budgets! Bigger Lapel Ribbons!: SOTU Liveblog Part II
Liveblogging the Dismal State of Our Union, Part I
OMFG Here Is Some Random Person's 'Embargoed Remarks' About the SoTU
DC’s Other Christmas: It’s State of the Union Time
Join Us For Liveblogging, Tonight, Because of Obama's Speech Thing!
Awful RIAA Lawyer Chosen By Obama As New Solicitor General
All Eyes Will Be On Michelle Obama's 'Box' Tonight
House GOP To 'Ban' D.C. Gay Marriage, As They've Nothing Better To Not Make Law
Obama To Call For Budget Freeze, End To Earmarks In Boring Speech
Rahm Emanuel Still Running For Job He Can't Have
Timely New Report: Bush White House Constantly Broke Election Law
Marriott Taking Away Old Men's Porn Pay-Per-View
Bristol Palin Mumbles Dumbly To Alaska 'Rock Jocks'
Tim Pawlenty Re-Engineering Humanity, With Book Nobody Read
Obama's State of the Union Speech Is/Will Be Bad Because ....
Obama Administration Fires Its Only Environmentalist
Elton John Pleads Not Guilty To Arizona Shooting Deaths
'Palestine Papers' Leak Causes Chaos; Whole World Now Leaking Away
Incredible Michele Bachmann Speech Gets Every Historical Fact Wrong
Supreme Court Just an Institutionalized Zinger Contest
Tea Party Announces National Conference In ... Arizona, Obviously
Rahm Emanuel Kicked Off Chicago Ballot By F*cking Appellate Court
People With Nothing Better To Do Want Olbermann As Next Terrible CT Senator
Pedophile Industrial Complex Worried New Device Could End Fear of Pedophiles
Urine, Feces Now Literally Falling On Us From Sky
RIP Jack LaLanne, America's Fast-Talking TeeVee Scold
Defense Contractors Sad Lieberman Won't Be Giving Them Money Anymore
Weird Things the NYT Called the President of China
George Will Promises Not To Masturbate To State of the Union
Michelle Obama’s Communist Army Invades Wal-Mart
Canada/Earth Laughs At USA: Nostalgic Mike Huckabee Edition
Macaca Returns: George Allen Running For Senate Again
Obama State of the Union Will Remind You How He's 'Centrist' Again
Keith Olbermann Fired By MSNBC Or Something?
Woman Getting Shot Through the Brain Opens Up AZ-8 For Dude
Barry Gives Richard Gere The Finger
Will Obama's Hair Please Just Go Gray So the Media Can Shut Up About It?
Orange County Nazis Threaten To Kill Jerry Brown
Ron Paul Thinking About Doubling Senate's Paul Delegation
Mike Huckabee Waiting Until Summer To Decide If He Wants To Lose Again
4,765 People Actually Bought Tim Pawlenty's Book, Apparently
Meg Whitman Now Hoping To Piss Away $$$ By Losing To Feinstein
D.C. Bar Now Wishes It Hadn't Written That Post About Hating Mexicans
House GOP Deficit Plan Shows They Hate Poors, Federal Workers, Egypt
Arizona Tea Party Wants To Recall Tucson Sheriff
Gabrielle Giffords Has Won God's Prayer Sweepstakes, According To Fox
Anti-Business Obama Puts Another CEO In Charge of America
Chuck Grassley Has 'Peeps'; Chuck Grassley Has 'Personal Problems'
Giffords Graduates From iPhone to iPad, Is Trying To Speak
National Enquirer Says Todd Palin Bangs Hookers
Romney Going Around Being Personally Coy To Every Citizen of Iowa and N.H.
2011: The Year In Pictures/Economic Crisis
Michelle Obama's Hatred of Fatsos Killing Pedestrians
Reagan Boys Disagree On Dad's Dementia, Much Else
Future Prez Santorum: Obama Can't Make Decision Because He's Black
WaPo Newsroom Upset Because Black Lady With Boobs Hosts WaPo Webcast
John Roberts' Lesbian Cousin Not Going To Yell At Him About Marriage Rights
It's All Going To Be OK: The Zoo Pandas Signed a Five-Year Extension
People Get Mad That Dumb Alabama Gov Says Weird Christian Things
Congress Yells At Its Bank (China)
House Republicans Do Useless Thing They Promised To Do
Sad Old John McCain Trying To Get Friend Joe Lieberman Job With Obama
Dick Cheney Says We Should Look Into Gun Control (Is He Dying?)
RedState Makes It Official: Gays Unworthy of Marriage, Due To Gayness
An Open Letter To Birthers: Find a New Way To Question Obama's Eligibility
'New American Home' Is Vulgar Monument To America's Tacky Dreams
Time For Impeachment: Obama Hiding 'Stomach Parasites' From the Public
It Was Only A Matter Of Time Before You Were Drinking With Your iPhone
Gabrielle Giffords' Husband Also Saw Terrible News Reports Saying She Died
Giffords Playing With iPhone, Expected To Go Home In 2 Weeks
Bristol Palin's Facebook, Dumb Arizona Boyfriend (NOT Loughner) Revealed
NBC-Comcast Merger Approved: What It Means For You
Sargent Shriver, Uncle To the Stars, Dead At 95
Children's Pizza Mascot Herman Cain Knows More About Policy Than Obama
House Republicans Finally Try To Take Your Health Insurance Today
Another Patriotic Song For Sarah Palin (By the Wonkbot TSA-1138)
Bill Frist To Take Health Care Legislation To Prom, Get It Pregnant
Great Sighing Warmonger Joe Lieberman To Retire
Insane Anti-Abortion Activist Randall Terry To Face Obama In Primaries
Anonymous Obama Novel About As Boring As Actual Obama Presidency
America's Last Hope: Become a Nation of Whores
Tales In New York-ification: U Street Has a New Beer Dispenser
Jared Loughner Traded To San Diego, Exciting San Diego Murder Trial Fans
Basically, Richard Cohen Wants You To Know He Goes To Insidery Funerals
Will Dick Cheney Thieve ANOTHER Orphan's Heart?
Sarah Palin, Martin Luther King Pretty Much the Same Person
Michelle Obama Turns 47 On National Day of Laziness/Community Service
They're Serious About This Civility Thing: AZ Victim Arrested For Yelling
Gabrielle Giffords' Condition Changed To 'Serious' [APPLAUSE]
Wingnuts Have Proof Obama Wanted Applause At Weird Times In Tucson
Hawt Photo Shows Jared Loughner Posing In His Favorite Red G-String
We Made a Michael Steele Hamster Dance
Something Called a 'Reince Priebus' Is Your New RNC Chair
Remembering Our Fallen Week: The Tragedy In Wasilla
The Black Guy Always Dies First: Michael Steele Drops Out of RNC Race
Blah Blah, Sen. Mike Lee Wants Child Labor Legal Again, Blah Blah
Barry Knocks It Out Of the Park
Hooray, the Super Rich Have Totally Recovered From the Collapse!
Surprise: Ronald Reagan Had Lots of Alzheimer's In White House
Sarah Palin Taking Blood-Libel Show On the Road With Larry the Cable Guy
Gun-Hating Clear Channel Takes Down Perfectly Good Rush Limbaugh Gun Ad
House GOP Pretending They Can Repeal Health Care To Honor Giffords
Kay Bailey Hutchison To Leave Senate, Become Rick Perry of the Private Sector
Chuck Grassley Startled By Big 'Nrg'
Palin Confidante: the Jews Copyrighted 'Blood Libel,' Won't Let Others Use It
Voter Turnout High, White At RNC Secret Ballot Election
Wonkbot Will Take Its Terror To TeeVee's Jeopardy
Here Is a Compilation of All of Sarah Palin's Breathing In Yesterday's Video
Rush Limbaugh Billboard Promises People of Tucson More Shooting
Q&A With Eliot Weinberger (Who Wrote That Great Bush Bio Review)
When Tim Pawlenty's Elected President Next Tuesday, He'll Reinstate DADT
John Boehner Refused Air Force One Trip To Arizona So He Could Party
John McCain Attends Memorial To Death-Stare At Obama
Obama Out-Scoops Politico On Giffords-Opening-Her-Eyes News
Obama Calls For Civility, Despite Having a Stupid Face
YAY: More Americans Hearing 'Mixed News' About Failing Economy
Weird Canadian Still Trying To Sell Electronic Box Signed By Sarah Palin
Fine, We'll Take It: Herman Cain Is Your First GOP Presidential Candidate
Finally, Ted Nugent Weighs In On the Giffords Shooting
Oh No! Sarah Palin Removed Her Jew Blood Video! (UPDATE: It's Back Up)
John Boehner Cries About Giffords, Heads Over To Cocktail Party
Ben Quayle To Weird Out Barack Obama On Air Force One
Wonkbot Fireside Chat: It Is Jewish Blood Libel To Annoy the Wonkbot
Joe Wilson 'You Lie' Assault Rifle Thing: Way Late Or Right On Time?
D.C. Bar Wants You To Know It Hates Mexicans
Loughner's Annoying Dad Bothered Him On Way To Alleged Murders
Sarah Palin Delivers Annual State of Hateful Charlatan Provocation Address
America Celebrates Another Year of Indefinite Detention!
Wonkbot Threat Level: Snowy, Fearful
Rush Limbaugh Poetry: Democrats Helping Jared Loughner Avoid Jail
In Arizona, Glocks Selling Like Death Hotcakes Right Now
Weirdo God Kills Birds To Show Disapproval of DADT Repeal
Arizona 'To Announce Anti-Westboro Law To Protect Shooting Victims'
NSA Building Million-Square-Foot Facility To Look At Your Por
Doctor Says Giffords Has '100 Percent' Chance of Survival (Suck It, NPR)
Coy Loughner Upsets Political World By Being Registered Independent
Joe Manchin Says He Doesn't Hunt People With Gun, Just Stacks of Paper
Arianna Huffington Nearly Blows Up Plane With Rude BlackBerry Use
New York Times Front Page Is New Statue of Liberty
Wonkbot Terror Alert Level Actually Exceeds Known Measurement Scales
Here Is Jared Loughner's Horrifying Mugshot
Glenn Beck Worried Other Left-Wing Nuts Like Loughner May Kill Palin
Tom DeLay Sentenced To Three Years In Prison With Himself
Dumb Rep. Bob Brady Wants To Make Crosshairs On Maps Illegal
Helpful Gun Group Has Solution: Force Gun Training On Congress!
David Frum Asks Important Question: 'Did Pot Trigger Giffords Shooting?'
Absolutely Everyone Thought This Kid Was Going On a Shooting Spree
Meet Your Arizona Superhero: Gabrielle Giffords' Gay Latino Intern
Michelle Obama and Carla Bruni Eat Lunch at the Cool Table
Rich White Guy Tom DeLay Probably Won't Go To Prison
Westboro Baptist Church: 'Thank God For the Shooter'
Cops Seek Second Suspect, Say Giffords Gunman Didn't Act Alone UPDATE: Just a Taxi Driver
America Acts Shocked As Nut Murders 6, Injures 12 Including U.S. Rep
Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords Shot In Arizona (UPDATED)
Secret Best Friends Barack Obama and Ralph Fiennes Phone Transcript 05/19
TGIF: Terror Threat Level So Frickin' High Tonight, It Thinks It's God Now
Young People Continue To Ruin America With Their Awful 'Dancing'
Are Your Comments Disappearing? Please Let Us Know!
Congresswoman Mary Bono's Boob Licked By a Lady Donor (UPDATED)
Barack Obama and Other Persons Have Resolutions To Share
Try To Guess Where This Nazi Link On Fox News' Website Goes!
Unemployment Drops As Americans Abandon Pointless Search For Work
Man Doesn't Believe In Gravity, Will Interview President
Struggling Rudy Giuliani May Run For President To Keep 9/11 Relevant
Nazis Were Obsessed With 'Hitler-Mocking' Dog That Wore Sunglasses
Mistress To Wed John Edwards, Get Cancer, Justify 2012 Cancer-Pity Run
Constitution Was Violated By Those Who Read It Yesterday, Of Course
Famous Homo Meth Pastor Ted Haggard Will Star In TeeVee Special
Terror Threat Level: Very Orange
Steve King: We Can't Force Babies Who Die In Trash Cans To Buy Insurance
Here Are Some Things Joe Biden Did To Children Yesterday
John McCain To Personally Implement DADT
Birther Arrested For Shouting During 'Natural Born' Part of Constitution
Barry Picks Chicago Political Nepotism Rich Guy At Random For Chief of Staff
'GOP Bends Its Own New House Rules'
Steve King To Rescue Place Next To Mexico From Mexico
Teabaggers Forced To Pretend They Like the Whole Constitution Today
GOP Congress Ratifies Constitution Again Or Something?
BoehnerCare: Blue Shield Hikes Individual Insurance Rates By 59%
Terror Threat Level: Orange Alligators and Baja Fresh Gunmen
Christine O'Donnell's Lawyer Will 'Fix' Campaign Docs To Please FBI Aurors
Today America Is Restored (Got Rid Of the Vagina Speaker)
Liveblog Part II: May This Boehner Be Long and Earmarks Be Hard On
Ambassador Fired For Saying Thing About Gaddafi In WikiLeaks Cable
Liveblogging the Tears: John Boehner Gets a New Title!
Dick Cheney Still Has No Pulse But Is Really Enjoying Life Right Now
Everyday America: Woman Hears Urban Music, Assumes Husband Is Hostage
Michele Bachmann To Defeat Obama; Be First Female, Banshee President
Robert Gibbs Resigning, Becoming Part of Professional Left
New Orange Overlord Begins Reign Of Terror
Republican National Committee Candidates Unfamiliar With Books
America Under Attack: Terror Birds Dropping Like Bombs
VIDEO: Aimless Chris Dodd Disappears Into New York Night
National Zoo Death Panel Murders Brave Bald Eagle
Lieberman Pretty Sure Connecticut Will Elect Him Again
Wasted Newt Gingrich Sees Polar Bears On Shore Of 'Lakke Michogan'
Gay Wank Joke Navy Commander Likely To Be Relieved of Duty
Obama May Use Questionable Executive Power, Stop Questionable Executive Power
Antonin Scalia: Constitution Only Protects Men (Straight Men)
House Republicans All Excited To Pass Their Little Health Care Repeal
U.S. Wins In 'Afghanistan's Fallujah'; Massacres Kept To a Minimum!
Steve King Often Tells Young Children Parable About Gunman Shooting Them
Murdered Bush Aide Found Dumped In Landfill
Michelle Obama Is Pregnant (According To Twitter)
Palin Either Has Run Out of Things To Say Or Is Running For President
IMPORTANT: World Now Ending In May, Not Waiting For 2012
Hey Look, Joe Miller Finally Quit
Ungrateful Americans Want Congress To Tax Rich To Balance Budget
According To Quick Tally of RNC, Michael Steele Has No Chance
USS Enterprise Commander Stars In Series of Gay-Joke Wank Videos
Military Makes Gay Recruitment Video, Birds Drop Dead From the Sky (VIDEO)
Meet the New U.S. Government Terror Warning Robot
Lying Warmonger Judith Miller Blasts Assange For Not Verifying Info
Michael Steele Ready For First RNC Hip-Hop Poetry Slam Battle