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Goodbye To 2008: The Year Of 9/11
Why Is Everyone Being Racist Against Blago?
Alberto Gonzales, War On Terror's Latest Victim
Cuba Spends Its Birthday In The Caribbean
Bush Will Abandon Hippie Crawford Enclave For Dallas Palace
Obama Prefers Basketball To Thorny Gaza Problem
Rod Blagojevich Is The New Obama
John McCain's Sexy Lobbyist Friend Sues NYT For $27 Million That It Doesn't Have
Wonkette Nominated For Yet Another Award, Is Running Out Of Shelf Space
Roland Burris Has Already Constructed His Terrifying Death Chamber
Blago: Hey Harry Reid, I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU To Not Seat A Nice Old Black Man [UPDATE]
Is It Possible They Meant To Name Him "Trig" But Wrote The "g" Backwards?
Your Wonkette's Top 10 Political Teevee Clips Of 2008!
Blago Sells Senate Seat To Some Dude, Hooray...??
Roger Ebert Writes Insane Political Things On His Blog!
'Magic Negro' Racism Song Will Land Chip Saltsman GOP Job Of His Choice
American Weapons Working Just Fine For Israel
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Barney The Dog But Were Too Uninterested To Ask
America Will Become Quaint Haggling Marketplace
Nobody Wants To See Gay Larry Craig's Gay Airport Bathroom Now
Electricity Howls In the Bones of Her Face
Another Republican Politician Caught Trying To Screw Children
Police Corruption!: A Toys For Tots Ponzi Scheme
A Children's Treasury of Dumb Quotes About Dismal Holiday Sales
Ice Is Also Great, And Would Suffice
Happy Getting Through Christmas, America!
Goodbye, War On Christmas 2008!
Liberal Harold Pinter Dies, Of Cancer
'What Are You, Stupid? Whatsa Matter With You? Whatsa Matter With You?'
A Children's Treasury Of Terms Of Abuse For Our Favorite Villains
Merry XMas Greetings From Your Wonkette
Grinch Bush Revokes Real-Estate Crook's Pardon
God Bless Us Wonkette Nuts, Everyone
Happy War On Xmas Eve, Wookies!
Bush Pardons Real-Estate Criminal Whose Dad Donated $28,500 To Republican Party
The Blizzard of the World Has Crossed the Threshold
Obama Transition Team Reports That Obama Transition Team Did Nothing Wrong
Sarah Palin Still Blaming Campaign Loss On Her Lack Of Interviews
Rick Warren Rants Against Media In YouTube Screed [Update]
Rick Warren Is Your New Lincoln
Does Butts Embarrass Barack Obama?
Why Won't Barack Obama Fix The Cold Weather?
Buy A Calendar Of Hot Pin-Up Model Sarah Palin
Here Are Your Topless Obama Pics As Promised
You Will Probably Not Get A Job With The Obama Administration
A Children's Treasury Of Shoe-Throwing Games
Shoe-Hurling Iraqi Hero's Show Trial Set For December 31
Barry Golfs In Hawaii While America Freezes Over
Santa & Bush Conspired To Elect Obama!
Republicans Put Socialist Liberal On Their 2009 Calendar
Portraits of George and Laura Bush Unveiled
Blago's Press Conference Almost As Funny As Rick Sanchez's Twitter Updates
Wonkette Commenter Leads 'Angry Left' Reaction To Rick Warren
Obama Has Eerie Power To Read, Cloud Republicans' Minds
Liveblogging Rod Blagojevich's Important Address To The World
Obama Picks Navy Admiral As Spy Chief, Considers 'Domestic Intelligence Agency'
Wise Man Willie Brings Dope To Baby Jesus
Al Franken Winning (For Now!) In MN
Beautiful Naked Painting of Rod Blagojevich Revealed In Chicago
Levi's Mom Gets Arrested, Of Course, Because There Is Nothing Better To Do In Wasilla
Earnest Minnesotans Debate The Existence Of Lizard People
Liveblogging George Bush Rescuing The Auto Industry!
The News Today Is About Money, Cars, And Fighting
Best Leftist Protest Idea Ever: Throw Shoes At Dana Milbank
Obama On Rick Warren: 'Uhh... Hope?'
All Baby Jesus Dolls Stolen & Molested, For Laffs
Lizard People Defeat Al Frankenstein
Clinton Foundation's List Of Foreign Influence-Buyers Is Quite Long And Sinister
Media To Completely Destroy Caroline Kennedy
Maybe We'll Read Page 136 Just To Piss You Off, Mark Penn
Liberal WONKETT Blog Tries To 'FAIL' That 'Thank You George W. Bush' Website
Defensive Obama Team Defensively Defends Stupid Rick Warren
Pat Buchanan Still Seething Over That Fink, Hirohito
Famous MSNBC Host Mika Brzezinski Wuz Mugged!
Yahoo Will Forget Everything It Once Knew About You
Common Criminals Love Barack Obama
Evangelical Wingnut Rick Warren To Deliver Invocation At Inauguration
Elitist Obama Inaugural Will Feature Poetry
Robert Gibbs Is Obama's Favorite White Friend
Sam Brownback Does Something Boring For Attention
Joe Lieberman Is Most Hated U.S. Senator Ever
Insane Plutocrat Thinks Someone From Craigslist Will Go For This
Will Democrats Reinstate Monarchy And Feudal Aristocracy?
Richard Nixon Just Called To Say He Loves You
Clean-Fingered SEC Chair Did No Probing
OUR BARRY IS TIME'S PERSON OF THE YEAR
Vogue Features Famous TV Newsladies!
Former Ohio Secretary Of State Running For RNC
Blaggy's Too Much Of A Crook To Be Fired
Jesse Jackson Jr.'s Been Snitching On Blagojevich For YEARS (Maybe!)
Oh Wait It's VILSACK For Secretary of Agriculture
Potential Agriculture Secretary Likes To Pee In Cups, On Airplanes
Even The Symbolism In The Sad Tale Of Blaggy Is Despicable
Fed Slashes U.S. Interest Rate To Basically Zero
Check Out Dana Perino's Lady Shiner
Charlie Crist Will Run For President In 2012
Richard Cohen Simply Does Not Care For Those BlackBerry Machines
Detroit Now Home To Collapsing Newspaper Industry, Too
Deflation Kicks In As Americans Become Actively Scared Of Economy
'Obama' Offers Stunning Reply To Change.gov's Hippie Legions
Massive Crowds Protest Jeremiah Wright In Georgia
Bob Ney To Flee Ungrateful Country
Why Did Secret Service Let A Man Wearing SHOES Into Bush Press Conference???
Obama Unveils All His Boring Cabinet Picks
Dick Cheney Proud of Ruining America
K-Lo: Blago's Corruption Stems From His Liberal 'Pro-Choice' Position
Old Coot In Utah Has Theory About Obama And Nuclear Warfare, So Listen Up
Hippies Want One Thing And One Thing Only From This Obama
Shoe-Throwing Becomes Leftist Protest Du Jour
Joe Biden Purchases Menacing Police Dog
Some Kennedy Publicly Seeks Hillary's Senate Seat
Barack Obama Is The President Of Anachronisms
Furries Still Excitable, Despite Recession
George Bush's Dog, Barney, Wins War On Christmas
Al Franken Might Be The Favorite In Eternal Minnesota Recount
Joe The Plumber's Second Digital Teevee Commercial = Sexytime
Historians Already Sick of Obama Presidency
Blago Refuses To Quit Feeding Ravenous Media Maw
Barack Obama Loves Trains SO MUCH
Southerners Are Latest Ethnic Group To Be Outraged By Barack Obama's Cabinet Appointments
Throw Shoes At Animated George W. Bush!
Sarah Palin's Church Got Burnted
We Are All Iraqi Shoe-Throwers
Iraqi Journalist Throws Shoes At George Bush Jr., Microphone Beats Up Dana Perino
You Could Maybe Make a Few Dollars Selling These Tasteful Obama Souvenirs
Local College Will Not Let Kids Rent Out Rooms For Inauguration
George Bush Won't Let Obama Into White House Early, Because WTF?
Add "Sleeping" To Inauguration Day Blacklist
Is The 'Real' Rod Blagojevich This Libertarian Pamphlet Editor?
McCain-Palin Fire Sale Features $20 Blackberry Phones Full of VIP Emails & Numbers
NASA Head Trying To Keep Outer Space Secrets From Obama Transition Team
McCain HQ Firesale Locks Out Nice Lady
Fox News Nut Invents Conspiracy
Santa Claus Palling Around With Marxists
Rrrow Catfight! Assortment Of Dems Don't Want Caroline Kennedy To Take Hillary's Seat
A Children's Treasury Of Cartoons Featuring Rod Blagojevich's Hair
'Upbeat,' 'Positive' Hairsuited Moron Blagojevich Forges Ahead
Blaggy's Refusal To Quit Ruins Entire State's Fiscal Health
Big $ale On Truck Nutz At McCain-Palin HQ!
Important Psychologists Help Newspaper Guy Write Lame Article Before Deadline
Sexy New Version of Florida Recount Makes the Ultimate War On Xmas Present!
North Dakota, Steaming Cesspool Of Political Corruption
Rod Blagojevich's Terrible Hair Found Guilty of Everything
Cheney Appears To Have Little Political Capital...??
Hillary Clinton Will Make $4,700 Less Per Year Than Condoleezza Rice
Michael Chertoff Latest Innocent Victim Of Nation's Unfair Immigration Enforcement Laws
Obamatards Are Stealing Your Speech Freedoms
Karl Rove: Everything Is Awesome For Republicans!
All Numbers Expected To Drop Forever
A Good Question Exists On Change.gov, For Once!
David Vitter Calling Something 'Ass-Backwards' Causes National Insanity
Look, It's Jesse Jackson Jr. Speaking Live
Blaggy Is Just As Shocked As You Aren't
Jesse Jackson Jr. Was That 'Candidate #5' Who Had Sex With Kristen, In Washington
Republicans Jabbering About Their 'Greased Chutes'
Wonkette Readers Saved the Environments!
Auto Bailout Wins, GOP Offers Appropriate Criticism
Obama Dares To Speak His Middle Name In Public!
Barack Obama On The Run From Illinois Governor's Corrupting Nether Regions
'NYT' Scribe Pillories Detroit
Blagojevich Told Press To 'Go Ahead And Tape Me'
Joe The Plumber Sells Out John McCain
The Washingtonienne Gets Married
Nation Of Poor Stock-Pickers And Corrupt Dillweeds
A Children's Treasury Of Comical Excerpts From Blaggy's FBI Affadavit
Blagojevich Released Into Filthy City Of Rats, Chicago
Kathryn Jean Lopez Very Excited About Simplicity, Non-Gayness Of Blaggy Scandal
Dick Durbin Wants To Strip Blaggy's Rightful Appointment Powers, For Some Reason
Did That B*tch Rahm Set Him Up?
Charlie Crist Delights In Madrid And Its Minibars
'Change' $39.95 Into This Tacky Golden Plate
Larry Craig Latest Sex-Scandal Republican To Lose Legal Appeal
Illinois Gov. Blagojevich Arrested In Comical Chicago Corruption Case
Paul Volcker Will Be President Of Cars
DC Will Be Paved In Charter Buses
Wonkette's 2008 War On Xmas Gift Guide
Conviction Of Violent Creep O.J. Simpson Advances The Cause Of Racial Justice
The Swiss Will Save Our Global Economy
'Twenty Dollar' Bob Allen's Latest Pathetic Appeal Fails
'Thank You George W. Bush' Webmaster Furiously Scrubbing Site
Gifted Linguist Karl Rove Will Expose "Unreceiving" [Sic] Bush Staffers
Mitt Romney Hoarding Cash To Run For President, The End
Bill Kristol: Spend Money On Military, Not Fanciful Green Thingies
Take Bill O'Reilly's Heathen 'Holiday' Quiz About Afrikans!
Netroots Terribly Disappointed That Barack Obama Is Not A Communist
Latest Crucial MSNBC Anchor News Update!
Drunken Failure Congressman Vito Fossella May Also Go To Jail
Libtard Supreme Court Will Let Alien Monster Barack Obama Be President!
George Will Hates The Liberals So Much, All Of Them, For Their Non-Existent Issue
New Evil Children's Book Found On Internet, Rushed To Front Of Mockery Line
People Are So Mean To Poor Old Ben Bernanke
Dante Never Had To Fly Through O'Hare
Barack Obama Will Build A Road To Your Heart
Obama's Chief Speechwriter Somehow Let This Photo Be On Facebook
A Very Sexy Day For DC Christmas Trees (Not Christmas)
We Went To A Robert Gibbs Party, And Then A Reason Party!
Peggy Noonan So Happy George W. Bush Prevented 9/11
Look, An Election Night Time Capsule, On The Internet, For Aliens
Barack Obama Buys Communist Tuxedo
Joe Biden Begs For Hot $$$ For Hillary
Massive Crowds Turn Out To Protest B-Rock NObama's Falsified American Citizenship
Palin Clothing Tab Rises To $180,000
America's Billion-Dollar Half-Muslin Cyborg President
The Holiday Warmth That Only A Crowded Club Or Movie Theater Can Provide
Check Out George Bush's Sexy New Dallas Home
Cute Symbol of Global Warming Now Up For Sale
A Children's Treasury Of Polite, Intelligent Threaded Comments On Change.gov
Senator Calls New Capitol Visitor Center A 'Left-Leaning' Offense To God
Chris Matthews Mulling Senate Run, Or Raise, Or Something
Arab Camels Spotted Near Porous Mexican Border
Bernanke Decides That Entire Economy Is Worth Saving
Eliot Spitzer's Thrilling Debut As Online Bore
Zombie Auto Execs Attack Washington
Catfight! Geithner Doesn't Like Bair
Dunderhead Florida Congresswoman Refuses To Take Obama's Phone Call
Who Will Bail Out The Forged Birth Certificate Industry?
Race Will Only Be Transcended By Those Who Purchase Obama Fleece!
Ed Rendell Thinks Napolitano Will Do Well At Homeland Security, Despite Her Vagina
Jonah Goldberg Is So Gay For Mormons
Women Constantly Trying To Do Kitchen Chores In Veterans Affairs Dept. Bathroom
Obama Accused of Using Lame 'Zune' Device
Bushes Disrespects America By Planning To Buy A Home, In Dallas
No More Book Learning For You Hobos
Your Latest Imaginary Minnesota Senate Recount News: Al Franken, Uh, 'Winning'
Jim Lehrer Tells Creepy Stories About Cannibals, For Laughs
Who Will Be The Next Barack Obama?
Liveblogging Obama Giving Bill Richardson the Latino Consolation Prize
Terribly Offensive Ornament Will NOT Hang On White House XMas Tree After All
Jeb Will Carry Bush Family Curse Into Senate
Bill Richardson, Perpetual Secretary
Actual Confederate Owner Of Slave Plantations Wins Georgia Runoff
Joe Biden Goes Off-Message To Make Fun Of Sarah Palin
Mel Martinez Latest Republican To Give Up
Christopher Hitchens Is Funny When He Talks About The Clintons
Meet Your New Commerce Secretary: Bill Richardson
Wonkette Advertisers Have Bailout Plan For Wonkette
Barack Obama Has A Special Gift For America's Leaders!
Can Mulatto Illegal Alien Bastard Negro Be President?!
Detroit Sexy Text Message Gal Pleads Guilty
Reader Fotos: God Hates America, Loves Taiwan
Condi Plays Piano For The Queen
Eliot Spitzer's Hooker For Senate
Saxby Chambliss Will Probably Win Georgia Runoff, Which Is... GAH It's Tomorrow!
Random Dude Who E-mailed Us Should Take Hillary's Senate Seat
Innovative Saxby Chambliss Campaigns On Promise To Do Whatever Alan Greenspan Says
Your Dow Jones Falls Many Points After Investors Discover Some 'Recession' Thing
Obama Announces Fancy Transition Donor Friends
Joe The Plumber Wants To Find Out Who Likes Him
Government To Offer Worthless Porn-Free Internet For Free
Modest George Bush Claims He Was 'Unprepared' For War
Why Does Obama Hate Short Gals?
Those Gates & Clinton Cabinet Appointments Everybody Knew About Are Now Official!
Our Recession Is One Year Old Already!
Your Morning News, Now In Convenient Afternoon Form
Peggy Noonan Is Thankful That She Doesn't Have To Encounter Poor People
Prepare For Gay Invasion, Redneck America!
George W. Bush Will Really Miss Presidential Food
Oh Hey Dudez Thanksgiving Got Rick Rolled!
Crazed Mob Stomps Wal-Mart Worker To Death
And A Happy Thanksgiving To You, Saxby Chambliss!
George Bush's Extremely Offensive Forestry Malapropism
Another Very Special Thanksgiving Treat From Your Wonkette!
Much Like Republicans, Al Qaeda Whines About Pro-Obama Media Bias
Happy Thanksgiving Prayer, America!
Here's Your 2008 Comical Bush/Turkey Photo
Joe Biden To Sit On Thumbs For Next Four Years
A Children's Treasury of Presidents & Turkeys
Give Thanks To Your Wonkette Pals, With Recipes!
Texans Want To Secede From Union, Name George W. Bush Their Texas President
Palin Cameraman Has Won Many Awards!
John McCain Addresses The Press From Random Conference Room
The Secret Mating Rituals Of Japanese Polar Bears
Who Is The Real President Of America Right Now?
Laura Bush Will Save The Publishing Industry Forever
AIG Using Taxpayers' $150 Billion To Annoy Comedy Blog
Amoral War Robots May Make Better Soldiers
United States Government Unveils 'TARP II: THE CURSE OF BERNANKE'S GOLD'
Joint Chiefs Chairman Cancels His Sexy Naked XXXmas Party
Joe The Plumber's Life Officially Becomes Off-Putting David Lynch Film
Mike Murphy On Slow Boat To China
Russian Expert: America To Separate Into Breakaway Republics
Washingtonienne To Marry Some Guy
Big Sale On Jet Packs This Holiday Season
George W. Bush Pardons Murderer of Bald Eagle
Oddly Endurant Sarah Palin/Turkey Slaughter Story Takes New Twist
Bill Kristol Orders Other People To Reconsider Their Ideas
Florida Atwitter Over Charlie Crist's Marriage, To A Woman!
If The $700 Billion-But-Somehow-Still-Tawdry Shoe Fits
Arianna Huffington Has Unique Take On Clinton Appointment
Your Most Recent 'AIG Still Spends Absurd Amounts Of Taxpayer Money On Dumb Things' News!
Hippies, 'National Review' Feud Over This Year's War On Thanksgiving
Thank You, Moose Clown, For Helping the Republicans Have Such An Epic Loss
Sean Hannity Finally Shakes Off That Liberal Sideshow Clown, Alan Colmes
'Lizard People' Voter Revealed!
Why Did SNL Censor This Rahm Emanuel Thing?
Liveblogging Barack Obama's Big Unveiling Of Money Peoples
Obama Advisor Larry Summers Linked To Communists!
Al Franken Will Win Minnesota Senate Seat Because More Stupid Voters Like Him
Who Will Be Obama's Token Republican Cabinet Member?
Barack Obama Worships At The Temple Of Basketball
Obama Is Hiring 2.5 Million of You Slobs!
Bidens Will Be Forced To Live In Filthy D.C.
It's Unofficially Official: Hillary Clinton Is Secretary of State
Who Will Bail Out Our Vital Weather-News Industry?
Obama Picks Some Nobody For Treasury
Last Republicans Will Nominate Anybody They've Heard Of
Exciting Additions To The Washington Times And Dulles Airport
Chris Matthews Returns To Daytime TeeVee Show After Sex Assault of Lesbian Hostess
Peggy Noonan Types Smart Column Topped With Mysterious Absurdity
Mukasey Just Had A Touch Of The Vapors
Nate Silver Has Mathematical Theory For Prop. 8
All These Leaks And Still No Treasury Secretary
Hollywood Fred Thompson Shall Return To TV!
Michael Mukasey Determined Not To Ruin Your Weekend
Awful Video of AG Michael Mukasey Collapsing
Check Out The Hot New Sarah Palin/Turkey Grinder Bloodporn
A Festivus Miracle: No Fannie/Freddie Foreclosures! (Until January 9)
Q&A With 'Get Your War On' Guy, David Rees!
Your Ante/Anti-Thanksgiving Fun Binge
Retarded Person Has Economic Theory
Science Proves Wonkette Writers Are Diligent Drones
Unmarried Congresslady Linda Sanchez Is Pregnant!
Examine Disputed Minnesota Ballots For Laffs!
Mike Huckabee's 2012 Campaign Begins In Iowa
Waxman Will Run House Energy Committee, Dingell Will Run Nothing
Liveblogging Uncle Ted Stevens' Sad Farewell
Sigma Chi Overlords Will Maintain Grip On Georgia Senate Seat
Bush Horribly Unpopular At G20 Summit
Unlocking The Genetic Secrets Of Hairy Monsters
Franken Up & Down, Coleman Remains a Twit
John McCain Is President Of Missouri
Sassy Daytime Talkshow Host To Become America's Doctor?
Tim Mahoney Is Faithful To Everything But His Wife
Ted Stevens Inexplicably Concedes
Career Advice For Kristen Ashley Dupre
A Children's Treasury Of Corner Posts In Which K-Lo Begs For Money
Communist Mob Thrilled By Daschle News
Ron Paul Back In His Comfort Zone, Goes Insane Over NWO
Kathleen Parker Mocks the Wingnuts' God
Famous Prostitute Ashley Dupre Gives Interview Months After People Stopped Caring
Al Qaeda Twat Is Also Racist Against Our New Black President
Hillary Decides: Obama's Cabinet Or Debtor's Prison?
NYT: Disgraced Alaskan Senator Was A Mummy
Nate Silver Cussed Out By Angry Wingnut
Dick Cheney And Alberto Gonzales Indicted For 'Prison Profiteering'
Pirate King Ted Stevens Is Sunk
Oral Roberts College Fires 10% Of Workforce
College Newspaper Lands Major 'Joe The Plumber' Interview
Getch'r Tickets To Sean Hannity's Concert Series! FOR AMERICA.
The Time Has Come To Ponder Bill Kristol's Future
Is Obama's Attorney General Secret Space Pirate?
Howard Dean Celebrates 60 Years Of Howard Dean
Meet Obama's Fancy Black Attorney General!
State Of Texas To Finally Fade Into Obscurity
4 Million Obama Nuts To Be Slaughtered in DC
Hot Older Ladies More Attractive During Recessions
American Women Super Angry About 2008, Etc.
Hell-Demon Obama Available For Personal Cleansing
Obama Dupes Nation's Gullible Children
Christopher Hitchens Doesn't Like Clinton For SecState
We Are All Bankrupt Automakers, In Our Hearts
Christian Group Lays Off Hundreds After Spending All Money On Prop 8 Passage
Romney, Huckabee Officially Feuding
Prince Returns From (Metaphoric?) Hell To Consult His Bible, Opine On Prop 8
Slaves Vote Heavily In Obama's Favor
Newt Gingrich Very Concerned About, What Now, The Gays
Obama, McCain Release Candid Joint Statement!
Sarah Palin's Book Advance May Dwarf Even Nate Silver's
Young Lady Owns Obama's Old Car
Mike Huckabee Writes Whiny Book About How Awful Everyone Else Is
McCain Pays His Awkward Respects To New King
McCain To Be Named Secretary of Old People
David Frum Leaves 'National Review'
Brave Lobbyist Mauled By Angry Republican Deer
Barack Obama Appears On Famous TV News Magazine For Old People
New German Leader Looks Like Generic 70s British Character Actor
Team Of Angry Embittered Scheming Rivals
Karl Rove Licks Stamps, For Pleasure
Hillary Clinton/Secretary Of State Rumors Flying Every Which Way
Obama To Show His Burdened Face On The YouTubes Every Week
Several Comical Instances Of Botched Crimes
Gays Strike Back At Mormons With Proposition ANTHRAX
ABC Pals Around With Terrorist (On Book Promo Tour)
Republican Governors Are So Bitter About Palin
A Nice Chart Showing How Poor You Are
National Hero Nate Silver Writing Lots Of Books For Lots Of $$$
Sarah Palin's First Press Conference Of The Campaign Happens Yesterday
The Sad Ballad Of George W. Bush
It's A Fun Obama-Biden Picture!
Obama, McCain To Meet Monday To Discuss The Politics!
Bill O'Reilly Makes Awkward Appearance On The Daily Show
Paul Krugman Wants To Spend So Much Money, For Fun
Money, Coworkers Disappear From Earth
The Last Time You Will Ever See Joe Biden
Yes, Tipsters, That Is George Bush Making A Loaded Hand Gesture
John Edwards Debates Karl Rove In Secret, Camera-Free Bankers' Lair
Stay Dry With Robert Samuelson And Lisa Loeb
Joe The Plumber's Website Is Hilarious
DING DING DING Senate Aide Arrested For Kiddie Porn DING
Obama's Staff Of Clinton Hacks Is Insufficiently Change-y
Fake McCain Supporter Again Revealed As Fake
'I Hope Tony Perkins Doesn't Pray To Jesus With That Mouth'
RNC Video About 'Building Our Future' Is Basically Just About Reagan
Faux 'New York Times' Reveals Hippies' Vision For Utopian Future
Gays To Finally Boycott Mormons
Auto Industry Bailout Is Annoying On All Levels
Stevie Wonder/A BlackBerry Curve 2012!
Dick Cheney To Show Joe Biden His Lair Tomorrow
Shep Smith Yells At Random Conservative Comedian
Joe Lieberman's Minions Working To Save Him
Helen Thomas Returns To White House To Finish Off Dana Perino
Hank Paulson Gives Up Buying Toxic Assets, Will Now Give Money To, Who Knows, Rats?
Bobby Jindal Dodged A Bullet In '08
Michelle Obama Wears Expensive Jewelry, Just Like Republicans!
Cindy McCain Caught Cheating With Ponytailed Loser?
John McCain Talks About 'Tough' Campaign On Leno
Mark Foley Breaks 2-Year Silence
Conservative 'Hot-Bottom Agenda' Revealed
America Has Looted Beneath Its Couch Cushions And There Is No More Spare Change
American People Give Republican Party Major Responsibility: big $ale on truck nutz
Alaska Figures Out Why Every Election Outcome Was Horribly Confusing
It's Truck Nutz Vs. Paultards In GOP-Fixin' Ideas Contest
Your Summary Of 'All That's Worth Doing' At The Republican Governors Conference!
She Who Lives In A Post-Apocalyptic Petrostate Shouldn't Throw Stones
John Edwards To Break Silence After Huge $$$$ Offer
Tragicomic Mormon-Homosexual War In California Intensifies
How Can You Help Rebuild The Republican Party?
Laura Bush Is Shoppin' Her Memoirs
Sarah Palin Tells Matt Lauer Some More Lies
Here's Your Creepy Bald Dog, Obama Girls!
Ted Stevens Signs Ironic Hat, Appears Foolish
Sarah Palin Moves To Socialist Venezuela
Palin's Dad: She Spent All Darn Weekend Going Through 'Her' Clothes
Are You Sexy Enough For Marc Ambinder's Obama Club?
New Map Proves America Is Spongy Tumor
Bill Kristol Relaunches Warlord Club Website
Take Intern Juli's Advanced Emanuel Brothers Personality Test From Hell
Andrew Sullivan Teaching Sarah Palin The Meaning Of 'Sisyphean'
Barack Obama Saves Joe Lieberman
Terribly Awkward Obama-Bush Meeting Underway
Important Twitter Regarding Terry McAuliffe
Sarah Palin Blames Loss On George Bush
Jersey City Dem Pees All Over D.C. Nightclubbers
Ron Reagan Not Impressed With Rahm Emanuel's Dancing
Joe Scarborough Says F-Word On Live Television
Michelle Obama Will Not Reform Healthcare
Peggy Noonan Disparages 'Menacing If Increasingly Antique' Black Rapsmiths!
Next Secretary Of State: Kerry Or Richardson?
McCain, Palin, Obama Consider 'Election Of Doom Reunion Tour 2k8' Across Georgia
How To See Mythical Creatures Like Pandas And Barack Obama
Liberals All Boned After Obama Win
Liveblogging Obama's First "Hope"ference With The Terrible Media
Lieberman Camp Calls Potential Punishment 'Unacceptable'
Joe Biden Seeks Affair With Michelle Obama
Time To Take The White People's Guns!
Anti-Muslim Hero Rep. Virgil Goode Loses
The Reign Of Hopeful Terror Begins
Jeremiah Wright Not Very Happy With Media
Sarah Palin Trashers Are Mostly Ex-Romney People
Cakemakers Are The Backbone Of Our Economy
What Will Obamazombies Do Now?!
Whack Job Palin's Diva Exit From America
Your Lengthy Guide To The Insane McCain-Palin Cold War
Eliot Spitzer Free To Keep Whorin'
Current White House Dog Goes On Biting Spree
Pretend It's Last Tuesday, All Weekend Long
Alaskan Elections Were Probably Very Corrupt & Fraudulent, It Being Alaska And All
Fat, Hated Burnout Considered Leading Candidate For Treasury Secretary
Rove's Electoral Projections Were Realistic-ish!
Oregon Gives Dems Another Commie Senator
Joe Lieberman To Have 'The Talk' This Afternoon
NYT Electoral Map Porn Is Here!
Meet Your New White House Press Secretary
John McCain Goes Back To Cookin' Ribs
Drunk Pennsylvania Bitter's Post-Election Rage!
Sarah Palin Thought Africa Was A Country, Not A Continent
Local Idiot Plans To Get Rich With Charity Website
Obamas Will Adopt Precious Rescue Puppy, Destroy American Businesses
Barack Obama Saves Print Newspapers For Entire Day
Ralph Nader Still Working Hard To Completely Ruin His Legacy
So... Which Pollsters Live, Which Will Be Killed?
Bitter Michelle Malkin Is Looking For Something To Cling To!
A Children's Treasury of McCain Nostalgia
McCain Campaign Knocks 'Wasilla Hillbillies Looting Neiman Marcus From Coast To Coast'
John McCain Perfectly Predicted Election Result A FULL YEAR AGO
Gore Vidal Yells At British Election Followers
Michelle Obama's Hell-Colored Election Night Dress
Who Will Be Obama's Treasury Secretary?
Rahm Emanuel, Next White House Chief Of Staff?
Your Post-Election Dangly Bits
My Campaign Gone By, I Miss It So
Barack Obama Wins ... Indiana, Too!
CNN's Greatest Moment Of The Year
Oh Jesus Christ... Liveblogging Obama's Victory Speech
McCain Concedes, With Dignity, This Is Awkward
Barack Obama Is President ... of AMERICA
Oh Hey, Is It Cool If We Liveblog HISTORY?
Here Is Your Election Night Electoral Map!
Liveblogging Part CLXXVI: The Fox News Depressfest
Liveblogging Your Transcontinental Voting Returnz
Buh-Bye Liddy Dole, Hello Western States
This Bull Will Be Slaughtered, In Kenya, If Obama Wins
Liveblogging The 8:30 (ET!) Wave Of Slightly Less Unimportant Results
Liveblogging The 8:00 (ET!) Wave Of Unimportant Results
Early Election Night: What's Up With Indiana?
Hey Everybody, Look At The Horrible Thing CNN Did
Oh Holy Election Night, Here We Go!
More Heartwarming Voting Tales From America
Rick Sanchez, Joe The Plumber Yell At Each Other For Six Minutes
Wonkette's 2008 Election Night Drinking Game!
McCain's Auntie Says He Will Die In Office, But Whatever
One Word For Ralph Nader: Jackass
Obama Cultists Construct 'Cake Shrine'
A Hobo's Guide To Profiting From The Election
A Children's Treasury Of Today's Hilarious Fox News Clips
Joe the Plumber Tries Voting At Wrong Place
Why the First Black President Must Stay In Shape
University Provost's E-mail Hacked, Tells Students That Election Has Been Delayed
Young Arlington Couple Caught Talking About Wonkette In Polling Place
Sarah Palin Voted In Alaska Today!
Peggy Noonan BRINGS IT In National Review Interview
'Missing' Stevens Juror Skipped Deliberations For Horse Race
Fancy Obamas 'Take Their Time' Voting
Vote McCain/Palin, Win Baseball Championships All Over Again!
Heartwarming Voting Tales From Across America
Read Sarah Palin's Important Medical Fax!
Barack Obama Is President Of Ice Cream
Early-Morning Election Reports From Your New York Wonkette Operatives
Let's See If This '50-State Strategy' Actually Works
Barack Obama Is President Of Dixville Notch, NH
Who Do You Think You're Changing?
Two Years Later, Election Day Is Here!
Sarah Palin Releases Medical Records Fax From Some Doctor
Ralph Nader's Hummus Sucks, Too
McCain-Palin Wingnuts Mourn Obama's Granny
Palin To Black Person: Todd & I Live With Racial Discrimination, Too!
Your Election Eve Update On 'Polls'!
Alaska Betrays Its Imperial Princess
Keith Olbermann Gets Olbermann-y About Being Mocked On SNL
Palin: Obama People Think Terrorists Are 'Good Guys,' Now!
And This Is Why Matt Drudge Has Had No Impact On The Election
Mitt Romney Throws John McCain Under The Bus
Sarah Palin Calls Herself & Supporters Alien Race
Libtards Hack McCain Site Or Something
Bill Kristol Explains Why Liberals Should Love John McCain
'Never a N___r In The White House, Biggot!'
Palin Fighting 'Culture War' Nobody Cares About
Does McCain Know Something We Don't?
When Will Obama Drop This Loser Biden?
VA Republican Linked To Crappy Gay Art House Film
I'm In Ur Voting Machine, Erasing Ur Tally
We Told You Tattoos Aren't Cool
Hanged Raccoon May Symbolize... Barack Obama!
Mormons Will Invade Your Lesbian Houses If Prop 8 Passes
Pat Buchanan Has A Hearty Chuckle Over Disenfranchising Black Voters
Ad About Some Crazy Black Preacher (??) Appearing On Pennsylvania Teevees
Mississippi College Paper Is Racist
Goateed Prophet Chuck Todd Thinks This 'Obama' Will Win
John McCain Throws Sarah Palin, John McCain Under The Bus
Canadian Comedy Duo Destroys Palin
McCain Supporters Consider Mass Suicide
Mean Lady Doesn't Give Candy To 'Obama-Supporting' Children
Oh Here's Dick Cheney Endorsing His Boyfriend John McCain
John McCain Is Everywhere At The Same Time On Monday
Barack Obama Captures Coveted Peruvian Shaman Vote
Why Won't Barack Obama Apologize For His Large Extended Family?
Schwarzenegger Promises McCain Presidency Will Be Like POW Camp
Jimmy Smits Used To Play Barack Obama In Future-Predicting TV Show 'The West Wing'
Weekend Wonkette Returns... This Weekend!
Your Sexy 'Political' Halloween Costumes, Part One
Hey Kids, Check Out Lil' Trigger In His Elephant Costume
ZOMBIES KILL FUNDIES, TAKE OVER WALL STREET BULL
McCain Fan Electrifies Little Boys Who Are On His Lawn
Halloween Public Service Announcement
Everybody With Spare Obama Tickets Is Getting So Laid
Guess Who's Advertising In Arizona?
Peggy Noonan Is Barack Obama's #1 Fan
HEY EVERYONE IT'S ALMOST OVER LET'S LOOK AT CARTOONS
Lil' Sarah Palin Wants Welfare Handouts
Obama Boots More Journalist Enemies Off Plane
Larry Eagleburger Doesn't Like Sarah Palin
San Francisco Voters' Last Chance To Rename Poop Factory After George W. Bush
Joe Biden Had Salty Words For Press In 2004
Ohio Has A Pretty High Opinion Of Itself
Twitter Bird Can Help You With Voter Sadness
Barack's Aunt Is Poor & His Dad Is Malcolm X & Other Weird Crap We Never Got Around To Writing Today
Kay Hagan Very Upset At Liddy Dole!
The Onion Predicted 'Joe The Plumber' Crap
More Photos & Videos From Yesterday's Sacrilege Wall Street Bull Prayer
McCain Now Feuding With JOE THE PLUMBER
McCain Hated Palin From Day One
Goldfarb: Obama Hangs Out With Millions Of Anti-Semites Whose Names All Rhyme With 'Beremiah Bight'
Whatever Happened To Those NOBAMA Hillary Fanatics, Anyway?
Wonkette Sexy Election Parties Coast 2 Coast & Around the World Part II
Joe The Whore Shows Up At McCain Rally, Finally
America's Honeymooners Hate John McCain
Liddy Dole Attacks Opponent For Attending Fundraiser With ATHEISTS
The Idiot Is McCain, For Picking Idiot Sarah Palin
Happy Official U.S. Recession Day, Losers!
Joe The Plumber Stands Up McCain On Live TV
Robert Draper Reveals How He Seduced McCain Campaign Into Telling Him Things
Cancel Out The Vote Of Your Paint-Huffing Neighbor!
Undecided Voters Not That Important After All
The Infomercial That Wet A Thousand Hankies
Here Is Barack Obama's Late-Nite Infomercial
Liveblogging Obama's TeeVee Show, West Coast Prime Time Edition
Liveblogging The Nationwide Post-Infomercial Hopegasm
Liveblogging Barack Obama's Fancy Teevee Infomercial About The Poors
Palin Shoots For 2012, McCain Campaign 'Speechless'
Obama's Chilling Vision of American TeeVee
Don Young Predicts Ted Stevens Will Be Next Richard Nixon, As A Compliment
Illegal Robots, Illegal Bra Cash, Illegal Sunshine
Wonkette Sexy Election Parties Coast 2 Coast & Around the World
Jesus People Pray That False Idol Will Save God's Economy
Secret Obama Plan: Let Exotic Hawaii Control ALL WASHINGTON POWER?
As America Collapses, Gun Sales Are Booming!
Nicolle Wallace Will Not Be Thrown Under The Bus
McCain Tied With Obama ... In Arizona!
New Pepsi Logo Looks Very Familiar
Wink Wink, New Obama Ad Stars Sarah Palin!
Former Edwards Staffer Will Vote For McCain, Because Of Economy
Robert Draper Blogs Salacious Details Of Latest McCain-Palin Nastiness
Charlie Crist Ruins John McCain's Chances In Florida By Letting People Vote
Help Me, Obi Wannsylvania! You're My Only Hope.
Obama Demands Hippies Put Down Bong, Actually Go Vote On Tuesday
Unknown All-Star Hollywood Republican Cast Attacks Al Franken
Dancing Children: Voters Allowed To Choose Either Of Two Candidates
Sarah Palin Now Hates Ted Stevens' Guts, Too
McCain Describes Obama's Energy Policy In Three Simple Words, All Of Them "Blah"
Liberal Slate.com Staff Admits They Are All In The Tank, Several Times Over
Why Is McCain Making the Alaskan Quit?
ABC News Too Late To Get In On Barack Obama's Infomercial
Is John McCain the Secret Communist?!
Fred Thompson Is President Of GOP.com
Reporter Tells Epic Tale Of How She Has LIMITED PRESS ACCESS To Walnuts
John McCain Throws Ted Stevens Under The Bus
HillaryClinton.com Email Hacked By Breitbart Fan
Sarah Palin Planning 2012 Run, Will Be With America Forever
Facial Branding Meme Takes Hold
Indiana Telemarketers Walk Off Job Rather Than Read Anti-Obama Script
CIA/ISRAEL/RNC/COINTELPRO/OBAMA/MSM DIGG RON PAUL HOAX FRAUD AMEROS NWO BURY!!!
Sad Fox News Reports On Ted Stevens Conviction
Sarah Palin Fan Has Cute Nickname For Barack Obama
Race War Plan: Murder 102 Random Black People and Die Trying To Kill Obama
Poor Black Obama Voters So Poor They Have To Work For McCain Campaign
Congressman's Old Spokesman Beats Up Reporter With Cane!
Comical Romney Loyalists Trying To Destroy Sarah Palin
Rogue Sarah Palin Called Liar By McCain Campaign
John McCain Lies About eBay, Too
Targeted McCain Ad Targeted Somewhat Poorly
Mark McKinnon's Mournful Ode To John McCain's Terrible Campaign
Sarah Palin Wearing Hobo Togs Now
Joe Biden Takes A Crack At Explaining To A Child What Vice Presidents Do
Bizarro Bradley Effect Shocker: Voters Secretly Refuse To Support Republican Candidates
The Saddest Thing: Terrorists Twittering About The 'Mad Men' Season Finale
Please, Walnuts, Take A Nap, Take A LONG NAP
Here's Your 'Sunday Electoral Map Analysis,' Lozers!
Lady At McCain Rally Thinks She Is Sarah Palin
Monstrous Liberal Black African Welfare Beast Carves Up Pumpkin's Face!
National Review: Liberals Hate Palin For Not Having Abortions
Frumpy Rat Joe Lieberman Starts Hedging!
Which Oval Office Hell Demon Will You Be For Halloween?
Your Guide To America's New War In Syria
David Frum Throws John McCain Under the Bus
Wingnut TeeVee Reporter Yells Marxist Stuff At Joe Biden For Some Reason
Every Republican Endorsing Obama
Campaign Commercial of the Year
McCain Campaign Pushed Cut-Nut Mutilation Myth On Media
Ha Ha Ha: Ashley Todd Taken To Jail
Ashley Todd, Our Greatest Hope For FREEDOM!
A Children's Treasury of Wingnut Reactions to Cut-Nut Ashley Todd Confessing Her Racist Fantasy
Peggy Noonan Offers Generalized Assessment Of Various Political Things!
Wonkette Interviews Protester At Virginia Obama Rally
National Review Ladies Having BFF Breakup!!!
Fox News: Race-Baiting Finished McCain
Terrible Racist Dead Bear Shrine Not Racist After All
BREAKING: McCAIN CUT-NUT MADE IT UP!
Hope For The Best, Expect The Worst
John McCain's Brother Cussed Out 911!
A Children's Treasury Of Ashley Todd Updates
John McCain Is President Of Namibia!
Maybe (Hopefully) Tina Fey's Last Sarah Palin Impersonation Ever?
Michele Bachmann Will Have Lots of Free Time To Investigate the Anti-Americans
McCain Cut-Nut Gains YouTube Pals
Could 'The Mean Janitor' Have Attacked This McCain Lady, Again?
Racial Mugging Victim Helpfully Twittered Her Terrible Tale
GOP Gal Claims Savage Negro Mugged Her ... For Obama!
BREAKING: MCCAIN ISSUES BOLD, AUTHORITATIVE DEFENSE OF PALIN SHOPPING SPREE
McCain Won't Address Supporters Nov. 4, Plans To Give Statement To 'Small Group of Reporters'
Alan Greenspan Admits Minor Fault To Congress!
Obama Could Beat McCain In ARIZONA
Ted Stevens Deliberations Disrupted By Crazy Person
McCain Campaign Goes 'All In' With New Ad
It's Chris Matthews, Being Weird, On Late Night TV
For Eight More Days, The Emperor Wears Clothes
NYT Opinion Editor Hires Bono, 'Jokes' About How Conservatives Lie
Barack Obama Again Dances In Slightly Embarrassed Manner On 'Ellen'
Palin Idiots Armed & Dangerous ... To Each Other!
Sinister Obama Will Put Earth In Time Machine!
Chuck Todd Takes It All Back, Everything Is Awesome In McCain Campaign
Major Cost Cutting At ABC News
McCain-Palin Double Interview Chock Full Of Awkward Goodies
Axl Rose Didn't Spend $150,000 On Manolo Blahniks
Uh, Here's a Video of McCain and Obama Dancing
Can the McCain Campaign Explain Palin's Bizarre Veep Ideas? (No)
Sarah Palin May Have To Pay Income Tax On All Those Fancy Clothes
Weirdos Armed With Stepstool & Spray Paint Attack Garages of Minnesota Politicians!
Bill Ayers To Celebrate Obama Victory With Bestseller
GOP Abandoning Loony Michele Bachmann
Sarah Palin: Concerned Linguist
Evangelist Endorses Obama Because George Bush Disrespected 'Matthew,' From The Bible
America's Cops Prepare For Race War
NYT Mag Piece On McCain Campaign Reveals TEN MILLION MAGICAL SECRETS
Hey Hey, Listen To Rudy Giuliani's Dumb Robocall
New York Times Attacked By 9/11s!
Why Are Tina Fey and McCain On This LIFE Cover?
Meanwhile, Barack Obama Walks Holes In His Shoes, Then Re-Soles Them
Sarah Palin's School-Aged Children Conduct Important State Business!
John McCain Mistakenly Utters C-Word In Public
WaPo: Sarah Palin Promotes 'Freedom For Sex Trafficking'
Michele Bachmann Concedes Barack Obama Is Not An Anti-American Who Hates America
John McCain Couldn't Agree More With Western Pennsylvania Hater John Murtha
Unitary Executive Theory, Palin Edition
McCain Campaign Spends $150,000 On Palin Shopping Sprees, Plus a $4,000 Haircut!
Hippie Tries To Arrest Karl Rove, Gets Smacked
New Freakout Numbers: Obama 53%, McCain 39%
Make Your Own 'Joe The Plumber' Sign, Watch It Get Rejected
NYT Mag To Publish First Sexy Feature On McCain Campaign Internal Fighting
Mitch McConnell Unleashes Hilarious Attack Ad On... Charles Schumer
Sarah Palin Goes On Insane Nickname Spree
Gap Grows Between U.S. Richie Riches and Wretched American Poor
Obama Chooses Horribly Dangerous Setting For Election Night Speech, Yay!
Sarah Palin Caves To Fringe Propaganda Channel CNN, Gives Interview
Bitters Kill Bear, Cover It With Obama Posters, What Is Wrong With People
Michele Bachmann Says She 'Never Questioned Barack Obama's Patriotism'
Very Considerate Vandals Target Obama Supporter In Silicon Valley
Too Much Information About Joe Biden's Various Glands
McCain Surrenders Colorado, New Mexico & Iowa
Joe Biden Forces Actress Into The Tank
Barack Obama's Grandmother In Very Bad Shape!
John McCain Begs Communist Russians For Illegal Money, Maybe
McCain Spokeslady Calls Herself A Fake Virginian
Obama To Let Terrorists Drive Cars Into YOUR House
Congressman's Attack On McCain Will Make McCain Bring Up Jeremiah Wright
The Only Difference Between RSS And USSR Is U, And Facebook
Last Day To Register In California, Washington, Utah, South Dakota, Kansas
Barack Obama Wants Every Sports Team To Win World Series
Terrorists Officially Campaigning Against McCain, With Ad Buys
John McCain Wants All 'Joe The Plumbers' In America To Send Him Amateur Porn Clips
Philly Election Official: Everyone Quit Whining About Voting Problems
House Republicans Just Begging To Be Beaten By Liberal Website
Reanimated Moose Corpse Hates Sarah Palin
John McCain Avoids Fun Family Slave Parties On Family Slave Plantation
Joe Biden Terrifies Everyone With Promises Of Unpopular, Warmongering Obama Presidency
Judge Resigns Following Accusations Of Flashing In Starbucks Toilet
Obama Raises $150 Million In September
Sarah Palin Delivers Hilarious Sarah Palin Impersonation On 'SNL'
The Bespectacled Oracle Speaks
A Children's Treasury of Wingnut Responses To Powell Endorsing Obama
Michele Bachmann Rightfully Concerned About Liberals Hating America
Entire 2008 Campaign From Batman Show
'If I Say McCain Won the Debate, They Won't Notice When I Say Palin's a Dumb Clown'
Meghan McCain Will Tattoo New Hampshire On Herself If McCain Wins It
WHO IS THE BARACK BAT MAN? HENNGHH? HENNNNGGGGHHH???
Elitist Media Reporter Beaten Up At Palin Rally
Ha Ha, 'Hobnobbing With Crooks'
National Review: Doesn't Fancy Obama Know That HE Could've Been Aborted?
Did You Know McCain Hangs Out With Fags?
Here's a New Comic About the Presidents!
John McCain's Lobbyist Concubine Speaks, Denies Being Concubine
Albany Awash In Sick Porn Filth
Joe Biden Makes A Funny About Jobs
Presidential Candidates Roast Each Other At Alfred E. Smith Dinner
McCain Panders To Letterman, Embarrasses Everyone, Loves Terrorists
Mr. Met Killed On Fox Post-Debate Coverage
7-Eleven Convenience Store Chain Is In The Tank
McCain Campaign Hates Bill Kristol For Making Them Put Dumb Lady On Ticket
New Obama Ad All About the Crazy Blinking
GOP Gals Make Hilarious Obama Welfare Coupons
What Monster Did McCain Become Last Night?
Here's Joe The Plumber And He Hates Taxe$$$
Post-Debate Polls Say Obama Won (Yawn)
Here Is Your McCain Phunny Photo Of The Hour
Get Used To Seeing This New McCain .Gif All The Time
Fox's Brit Hume 'Just Kind Of Tired Of Doing It'
John McCain Does Not Believe In Women's Quote Unquote Health
Commence The 2012 Debate Prep!
The Last Debate, In 90 Seconds!
Liveblogging the End of Everything, Part V
Liveblogging The Aftermath Of The Last Debate Ever
Here's Your Last Debate Liveblog, Ever, Part IV
Liveblogging The Last Debate In The History Of Mankind, Part III
Liveblogging the Last Freakin' Debate, Part II
Liveblogging The Furry Pre-Debate Debate
Last Call: Wonkette's Final 2008 Debate Drinking Game
LIVEBLOGGIN THIS EVENIN, NUT NUT NUT
LNS To Host 'Black People'-Themed Party!
NYT Magazine Wonders, Hey, Who The Hell Is This Black Guy?
Dow Drops 733, S&P Down 9%, Worse Since '87 Crash
ACORN Squirrel Furries Attack New York City
Say Nope To Dopes and Ugh To Thugs
Joe Biden Remembers Getting Cockblocked From Threesome, In College
CNN Lady Calls Correspondent John McCain's Favorite Word, Twice
Oh Noes, Nancy Reagan Fell Down!
Goddamned Stock Markets Keep Plunging
She/He's Back! La Pequeña Sarah Palin!
Dick Cheney's Heart Still Trying To Escape
Buckley's Kid Chortles About Quitting Conservatism
Tragic Details Of Republican's Ruined Plans For Sex With Imaginary Children
Business Is Booming! (For Pawn Shops)
Hillary Clinton Will Be Chief Justice AND President In 2012
Public Financing Is For Cheap Losers
McCain Will Kill Us All, Says Superhero Gal
Famous DC Rock Star DOESN'T Like Sarah Palin!!??
John McCain Pal'd Around With Saddam Hussein Or Something
Here's John McCain With His Mexican Terrorist Boyfriend, ACORN
Christopher Buckley Quits National Review, Scorns Them All
What Is This 'ACORN' Crap About, Anyway?
Old Man Walks Around Random Town, Confused, Alone
Elitist 'Schoolchildren' Elect Barack Obama
John McCain Does Not Give A Damn About Old Washed-Up Terrorist Bill Ayers
Former Upstate NY Politician Arrested In Seedy Motel Kiddie Porn Sting
Steve Schmidt: McCain Is Thisclose To Winning
Rachel Maddow Does Not Appreciate David Frum's Critique Of Her Show
Return Of The Son Of The Pantsuit
Barack Obama Is President of Video Games
Palin & McCain Pray To Godless Toilet Symbols
Wacky Sarah Palin Yells At Her Own Fans
Markets Up 11%; Dow Gain Is History's Biggest
Country Music Star Tries To Pick Up Sarah Palin
McCain Is Stockpiling Water, In Preparation For Iowa-Based Holy War
Mark Foley's Replacement Was Doing This Non-Wife Person
Republican Dennis Hopper Endorses Obama
Hitchens, Like Everyone Else, Endorses Obama
McCain Campaign: Bill Kristol In The Tank
Senator Pat Roberts Gives His Constituents Golden Showers, Which They Do Not Like!
CNN Anchor Dumps Lady Stalker On Twitter
Barack Obama Strangles Ohio Gal, Out Of Love
Important Basketball Person Dean Smith Endorses Obama!
John McCain's Awesome Do-Over Speech
Sarah Palin Now Making Nice With Terrorist Pal Barack Obama
Would You Like An Arson Charge With Your Delinquent Payment Notice, Sir?
Racist Moron Palin Clowns Continue To Be Racist Moron Palin Clowns
Philadelphia Hockey Fans Wildly Boo Sarah Palin
Liberal Alaskan Laws Smear Sarah Palin
Colin Powell Testifies About Nude Hijinks With Ted Stevens
Peggy Noonan Dismayed By Manner In Which Political Consiglieri Comport Themselves!
Baby Shark Jesus Forgives You, Harold Brazil
Rick Davis Says Weirdly Idiotic Thing, Take 894
Putin Gets Pretty Tiger For His Birthday
HA, 'Boycott McDonald's' Thing Ends In Holy Victory Over Gays
A Children's Treasury Of Poverty Iconography
Famous Conservative Son of Famous Conservative Legend Is Voting For Barack Obama
Sarah Palin's Alleged SAT Scores Revealed!
All Michigan Republicans Now Hate McCain
Liveblogging George W. Bush Telling The Nation Not To Freak Out
Plunging Markets, Blah Blah Blah
Maverick John McCain Isn't Afraid To Chew Out Harmless Women At The Craps Table!
International Domestic Surveillance
Details On Today's Latest McCain/Palin KKK Rally
Black Town Hall Questioner Tears Apart McCain In Facebook Message
McCain Begging Money From Goldman Sachs Employees
Watching The Dow Free-Fall Is Too Much Fun
...Or You Could Just Not Give Ralph Nader Money
Todd Palin Testifies In 'Troopergate,' Is Basically Responsible For Everything
Wonkette Advertisers Love 'That One'
Reporter Complains That Obama Plane Is Smelly
Hugh Hewitt Can't Get His Palin Book Published!
Mean Obama Kids Put Stickers On Wyoming GOP Office!
Sarah Palin Parking Lot, Part II
Cindy McCain's Angry Anti-Obama Rant Tape Discovered!
Putin Releases Long-Awaited Judo How-To DVD
John McCain Will Be Our Next Vice President!
D.C. Heating Aid Program Overwhelmed
The Guilt-By-Association Olympics
63 Million People Watched McCain Say 'That One'
'Blackmail' Your Jewish Grandparents, For Barack Obama!
Hunted by Sarah Palin, Wildlife Furries Take Refuge In School Gymnasium
Illuminati World Bank Cuts Rates, Stocks Tank
Sarah Palin To Drop Puck At Hockey Game Alongside Other Hockey Mom, Okay
David Brooks Calls Sarah Palin An Awful Disease That Kills People
McCain Will Put You All In Jail Forever
Palin's Doodle Sheet Intended To Be Campaign Poster, HEGHH?
Post-Debate Video: McCain Flees, Obama Stays Forever
Robert Gibbs And Sean Hannity Embarrass Nation
Barack Obama's $3 Million Overhead Projector Made Of Pork
Inevitable Campaign Paraphernalia Follows Last Night's 'That One' Remark
Enjoy Your New Standard of Living, America!
That FiveThirtyEight Guy On 'The Colbert Report'
Substantive, Civilized Debate Disappoints
'That One' Vs. 'Energizer Bunny'
You Know What McCain Calls Obama? 'That One'
Boring Debate Considered Inconsequential By Many!
Liveblogging the Postpartum Depression Debate, Part V
Liveblogging The Boring Economic Town Hall Depression Debate, Part IV
Liveblogging Various Poor Bums Yelling At Candidates, Part III
Liveblogging the Depression Town Hall Debate, Part II
Liveblogging Part I: The Pre-Debate Electoral Map Masturbatorium
Secret Bailout Bill Rider! 'All Washington Citizens Must Drink Filthy Blood'
Sarah Palin Still Making People Shout Things About Obama
Bill Ayers' Best Friend Continues To Win, With Bombs
Nazis, Racists, and Terrorists (Not Just Bill Ayers! But Also, Bill Ayers!)
Who Is Keeping Those Nine Wingnuts From Seeing 'An American Carol'?
Stock Plunge Continues; What Will Tonight's Debate Be About?
John Boehner's Offices Attacked By Bacon
Barack Obama Has Illiterate Supporters, Too!
'Inner City Maggots Will Murder One Another Over a Slice of Bread'
Katie Couric Mocks Sarah Palin For Being Illiterate
Oh Hey Look GLOWING Truck Nutz
Charming Loser Dukakis Says Obama Will Win, Probably
Two Years After: New McCain Walnuts Video!
Palin Troopergate Report Due Friday!
A Children's Treasury of Sad Stock Traders
Palin Riles Up Racist Crowd To Kill Obama
Andrew Sullivan Gets Really Mad At Politics Then Designs Insane Atlantic Cover
World Astonished That Stock Index Falls During Historic Financial Crisis
Negative Extra Credit For Jeffrey Toobin
Ha Ha, It's Sarah Palin's Historic Doodle
Hey Look, It's Another Reporter Telling Us This Race Will Get Nasty!
Bill Kristol Chit Chats With Sarah Palin!
Here's Your 13-Minute Keating Five Thing!
Announcing Wonkette's Political Book Contest Winners!
Big Obama Lead In Ohio, Pennsylvania, Minnesota
Win These Eleven (11) Political Books!
John McCain and the Keating Five
Sure, Why Not: Letterman's Palin Debate Recap
Well If 'Famous Person' Said So, Then Maybe We Should Reconsider
Federal Bailout Saves U.S. Economy!
John McCain Sure Has A Way With Those Whiny Women
Conservative Pundit Describes Boner He Got Watching Palin
California Would Like Some Bailout Billions, Too
House Passes Bailout, Now That There's Some Tasty Pork In It
Thankin' Joe Sixpack fer tha' Ads, You Betcha!
Bill O'Reilly Shouts At Barney Frank, For Being Gay
How Sarah Palin Survived Ninety Minutes Without Spontaneously Combusting
Palin Quoted Reagan Calling Medicare Communism
Judge Says Troopergate Can Continue!
Liveblogging Sarah Palin Reading Her Dumb Notes, Part III
Liveblogging The Weirdest Debate In History, Part II
Liveblogging the Palin-Biden Debate, Part I
Liveblogging The Pre-Debate Bumfest
Big Liveblogging Tonight! Until Then, Here's All Yer Palin Internet Crap
Everyone In Georgetown Rapidly Dying From Death Disease
Elitist New Yorker Magazine Endorses Obama, OH HOW SHOCKING
Howard Dean Is Mean & Other Reports From St. Louis
McCain Says Obama Lead Growing Because 'Life Isn't Fair'
Cowardly McCain Surrenders Michigan
Conservative Response To Latest Palin Clip: Biden Was Worse, Couric's Evil For 'Quizzing' People
Senate Bailout Doesn't Actually Save Collapsing Economy
Peggy Noonan Squeezes In Seven Or Eight Words On Daily Show
Palin-Biden Debate Drinking Game Begins NOW
Walnuts Confuses World On Morning Teevee
Only One-In-Three Voters Now See Sarah Palin As 'Qualified'
Fancy Political Elite Enjoys Granola, Hot Food For Breakfast
That Other Alaskan Celebrity (Not Santa)
Brave Senate Saves Massive Gov't Spending Bill
Sarah Palin Knows About Roe v. Wade, At Least, You Haters!
Rudy Giuliani Conference Call A Hit!
Homer Simpson Killed While In The Tank
Finally A Journalist Treats Sarah Palin Fairly, Not In-The-Tank-ly
Old Scranton People Laugh At Fox News Reporter
EXCLUSIVE: Wonkette Interviews 'Washington's Only Wasillan,' On Gchat
GOP OUTRAGED: Black Lady Political Journalist Writing Book About Black Politicians!
McCain Gets Lost On Campaign Stage
Moose Killer Sarah Palin Will Save Hunting Industry
Much-Hyped Pinnacle Of Palin Retardation To Air Tonight
John McCain Hates Iowa Editor Lady
Buy One of John McCain's Unwanted Mansions, For $12 Million!
Does John McCain Know About the Real Great Depression
Obama Winning In Pennsylvania, Ohio ... Florida?
Palin's Undiscriminating Love Of Journalism
Andrew Sullivan Demands Everybody's Medical Records
Steve Doocy's Stupidity Stuns McCain Into Prolonged Silence
McCain's Maverick Pick For SEC Boss Actually Caused Entire Financial Crisis
White House Will Replace 'Bailout' With 'Rescue' And Everyone Will Love It
Now We Can Use Basketball Metaphors To Talk About Palin
Old Pervert Hangs Nude Palin Painting In Bar
VP Debate Moderator Gwen Ifill Breaks Ankle, HOW PECULIAR HMM?
Jesse Ventura Makes Obvious Career Move
Whoa Hey John McCain Half-Misspeaks Whoa Hey
Does John McCain Have A Special Rosh Hashanah Stunt Up His Sleeve?
So Is Sarah Palin's Lipstick a Tattoo, Or What?
Terrifying Monster Children Sing About Obama
Washington Ladies Sell Gold Jewelry, Teeth
McCain TELLS OFF Couric For BEING MEAN To Palin
RNC's New Ad Fails In Several Ways
Is Greenwich, Connecticut Too Big To Fail?
Meanwhile, House Prices Down 16.3%
Conservatives & Media Tired of Palin, Too
Couric Interviews Palin Again, And This Time She Brings WALNUTS!
Wonkette Interviews Bob Barr At Weird-Sounding Reason Mag Party!
Wonkette Canned Soup Index (WCSI) Soars!
Who Are America's Worst Politicians Today? All Of Them!
Newt Gingrich Still A Powerful Douche, Somehow
Lindsey Graham: FINE, Obama Wins, Just Please Leave Me Alone
Palin's People To Lower Expectations AS MUCH AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE
New Yorker Cover Doesn't Respect Sarah Palin's Foreign Policy Experience, Either
Bill Kristol To Save John McCain's Campaign
Why Does John McCain Hate Mahmoud Ahmadinejad?
Oh Lord, CBS Has More Palin Video
South Carolina Mayor 'Just Curious' If Obama's the Antichrist, From The Bible
Everything's Over And Just Beginning!
Of Course McCain Was Wrong; He Was Tortured!
Hillary's Sad Little Saturday Rally
The Debate That Changed Earth (Not Really)
What The Poo Was This Debate About? Liveblog, Part IV
Liveblogging Walnuts vs. the Punk, Part III
Liveblogging The Mississippi Mud Slide, Part II
Liveblogging the Barack vs. Obama Mississippi Massacre, Part I
Liveblogging Debate Night Pre-Show: What Do Dumb Anchors 'Predict'?
OMG Old Video of Sarah Palin In Ugly Swimsuit
Kentucky Rednecks Have Edifying Insight About This 'Hussein' Ay-Rab Preznint
A Number Of Sad Truths Concerning Breakfast
McCain Screwed Up So Badly, Ha
America's Hottest Politician Has Fantastic Website
Coward McCain Will (Maybe?) Show Up Tonight, So Here's Your Debate Drinking Game!
National Review Wingnut Lady Now Hates Sarah Palin's Guts
Deep Space Aliens Destroy Corn Field With Sarah Palin Cutout
McCain To Stop Fixing Economy Briefly, WILL DEBATE
Barney Frank & Harry Reid Will Kill John McCain
Wait, You Can't Draw Obama and McCain?!
Ted Stevens Blames Everything On His Wife
Well, That's One Definition of 'Wins Debate'
Liveblogging George W. Bush Crying About the Greatest Depression
Washington Mutual Collapses; McCain Destroys Bailout Deal
GOP Proof That McCain Is Walnuts!
Wonkette Sponsors Won't Suspend Campaigning!
How John McCain's Destruction Of Bailout Compromise Went Down
Couric/Palin Sexterview Part III: OMG You Are So Awful We Want To Die
WALNUTS! Had Some Kinda Productive Day In Washington
John McCain Ruins Compromise For Now
September's "Oktober"-Themed Merriment
HALPERIN: MCCAIN HAS UNFORTUNATELY TIMED ERECTION
Sarah Palin Idiotically Answers Four Questions
The Couric/Palin Sexterview: It Just Gets Worse
It's That Damnable New Yorker Satire Cover Again!
Obama Will Just Hold Some Town Hall If McCain Doesn't Show
China's Astronauts Blast Off Again, For Spacewalk
John McCain Too Busy Saving Economy To Read Bailout Plan
US Congress Plotting To Foil WALNUTS!
McCain 'Suspends' Campaign To Get Palin Out Of Debates
The Bat Man Would Know How To Avert The New Depression
Clinton, McCain, Biden Dying Of Mystery Illnesses
'Times' Crossword Puzzles In The Tank For Obama
John McCain 'Suspending' Campaign by Campaigning More
Here's David Letterman Mocking the Coward McCain For 'Suspending the Campaign'
David Letterman Currently Mocking McCain During Taping That McCain Cancelled On
Screw Gold Or T-Notes, PUT YOUR MONEY IN PORNO
Liveblogging Obama's Response To Crazy Ass Walnuts
Palin Suspends Own Ability To Form Sentences, To Fix The Economy!
A Children's Treasury of Web Responses To McCain Pussying Out of Debate
More On McCain's Latest Bum Stunt
Bill Clinton Stops Concealing Motives For Anything
What's His Name, Bush, Will Speak On TeeVee Tonight, About the New Depression!
GOP Congresslady Refuses To Dignify Smoking Rumor Because It Was On That Twitter Thing
Excitable Ohio Lady Candidate Sparks Bar Brawl
Sarah Palin's Alleged Lover's Estranged Wife's Brother's Former Brother-In-Law Speaks!
Luke Russert Apologizes For Saying Smart People Vote For Obama
Brave Alaskans Liveblog Ted Stevens' Trial So We Don't Have To!
Louisiana State Rep Suggests Ending Poverty By Ending Poor People
Nader Campaign Explains How They Will Not Hand Election To Republicans This Time
Let's Call The Whole Thing Off
Poor Wall Street I-Bankers With Jobs Whining About Terrible Crap
Your Wonkette Blingee Larry King Ahmad Dealy Contest Winners Hooray!
Joe Biden Screwing Up 900 Times An Hour
Liveblogging John McCain's First Press Conference of the 21st Century
Europe Will Buy America For Three Barrels Of Rocket Fuel Water
Look At These Two Clowns! Just Look!
McCain, Obama In New Cold World War III Over Bailout Votes
Reporters Also Can't Remember McCain's Banking Scandals
'Here's Your Damn Child, America'
Media Standoff! Press (Almost) Boycotts Sarah Palin At The U.N.
Liveblogging The Senate Banking Committee Showdown!
Dirty Headline Spotted On 'First Read'
Obama Rally Bummer: Only 6,000 Show Up In Green Bay
New Anti-McCain Ad Insufficiently Comical
Now Even George Will Hates John McCain
Make Hank Paulson Buy Your Crap, Too!
Ron Paul Endorses Some Nerd Who Will Find Out The Truth About JFK & 9/11
Check Out The Pleasant New Anti-Franken Ad
John McCain Understands White Ladies' Feelings
At Least It Has Mt. Rushmore? Oh Wait, That's The South One
Bailout Leads To Total Economic Collapse
Fox News Cuts Off Dokter Ron Paul For His SECRETS!
Which Losers Should Pay For This Bailout?
New Lincoln Penny Honors Republican Homosexuals
Debate Prep: John McCain To Practice With One Black Guy He Knows
Barack Obama Sprung From Fetid Loins Of Chicago Crooks
San Fran-Psychos Despise Nice Wine Called 'Palin'
Retirees Present Sarah Palin With Enormous Phallus
Candidate Word Counter Reveals Obama And McCain's Secret Hatred Of Truck Nutz
Barack Obama Believes In 'Mid-Growth' Stocks
Your New Favorite Channel Is Bloomberg TV
Peggy Noonan Disenchanted With Current State Of Political Affairs!
Stocks Basically Flat After MASSIVE GOV'T TAKEOVER OF EVERYTHING
'Troopergate' Investigation To Wrap Up Before Anyone Involved Testifies
Soviet Lifeguards Are More Bitter Than Ever!
Mark Foley's Name Will Be Cleared!
Bush/Paulson's New Communist America Can't Even Fix Housing Collapse
Iraqi Ayatollah's Website Hacked By Bill Maher Loyalist Militia
Obama Ad: John McCain Sniffs His Own Butt, Too
St. Paul Bravely Drops Charges Against Reporters At Republican Convention
Charlie Rangel's Car Got Towed!
Liveblogging George W. Bush Handing Taxpayers A Trillion-Dollar Bailout IOU
John McCain Admits He Was Not Clairvoyant About The Subprimes
Liveblogging Henry Paulson's Address to America
Obama Ad Shocker: McCain Actually Has Economic Advisors!
Palin E-mail Hacker Reveals How He Got In: By Having A Working Brain
Shoulda Picked Mittens, Shoulda Picked Mittens. Just Saying!
Republicans Announce Racial Hero George Allen Will Perform Minority Outreach
Michelle Obama To Ladies: I'm Hot, Sarah Palin Is A Fat Pig
Michele Bachmann Says Comical Thing About Economy
China Thinking Now Might Be A Good Time To Conquer America
MSNBC Offering Trenchant, Round-The-Clock Political And Economic Analysis
New McCain Ad Features Alien Invasion -- AND B'IRAQ OSAMA IS THE ALIEN
Bush Emerges From Spider Hole To Mumble Some Stuff About The Economy
John McCain Maybe Doesn't Know Who Runs Spain These Days
Barack Obama Secretly Loved Commissions Before He Hated Them
'Outer Space' And 'Rats' Mentioned In Non-Wonkette News Source
Traveling Press Corps Still Bored, Neglected
Brother, Can You Spare An Amero?
And Here's Some Great News From The Nader Campaign!
Sarah Palin Holds Fun Second Interview, On Fox
AP McCain Feature Just Chock Full of Awful Metaphors About Accordion Players
Todd Palin Interview Sharply Lowers World's Collective IQ
Apocalypse Continues -- Time To Learn Chinese?
Watch Sarah Palin's First Political Ad From Back In The Day
WTF? Ann Coulter Just Had A Baby!
Bulgarian Leader Briefly Trapped In Cable Car!
Palin's Mansion Surrounded By Obamatards
Palin's Japanese Glasses Designer Likes Obama, Clearly Knows Nothing
Sarah Palin Likes Some Crazy Anti-Witchcraft Crusader!
John McCain To Eliminate Greed On Wall Street For FIVE AND A HALF YEARS
Bob Barr Will Be President Of Texas!
Barack Obama Releases Ad With Words And Thoughts In It
Sarah Palin and the Softer Side of the Death Star
Ralph Nader Talks Sadly To Bird, Contemplates Wearing Bear Suit
A Guided Tour Of Obama's Elitist New Designer Clothing Boutique
Would This Be Under-The-Table Money, Then?
International Tanning Association Tilts Towards Windmills, The Sun
George W. Bush Is Dying On His Head Skin!
John McCain Is That Oil Man From The Scary Oil Movie
Did Bristol Palin Marry That Nice Boy, Levi?
Why Are These Ladies Attacking John Kerry's Vagina?
Presumptuous Sarah Palin To Meet With World Leaders
McCain Family Cover Photo On People Will Sell Maybe Four Copies
What Sort of Made-Up White Trash Name Would Sarah Palin Give You?
John McCain Invented The BlackBerry!
Downtrodden Texans Brace For Next Horror
Hey McCain, Richard Cohen Wants His Mix Tape Back
Background Hijinks Disrupt Important Reporting Of Financial News, Weather
No Political News, Only Depressing Financial News Today Sorry KTHXBYE
GOP Delegate Robbed Blind By Sexy Hero Gal
Palin Won't Talk To 'Troopergate' Investigator
As America Burned, Sarah Palin Tanned, In A Tanning Bed, In The Governor's Mansion
But the Fundamentals Are Strong!
McCain Admits Obama Did Not Call Palin A Pig, But Still, He Was Being Shifty-Eyed
Get That Sunny Alaskan Tan, All Year Round!
McCain Financial Adviser's Sunday Op-Ed: 'Things Today Just Aren't That Bad'
New Terrifying Gordon Smith Ad Is About Terrifying Terrible Rape!
Computer Handbook Publisher Wants To Help John McCain, Personally!
How To Blame Bush/McCain For Your New Great Depression
Alaskan Ladies Are Sexist Over Their Own Lady Governor Lady
Lying John & Meghan McCain Hate 'Real Cars' From Detroit
Florida Awash In Various Provocative Campaign Signs
Barack Obama Bravely Fights Back Against John McCain With Quotes
Oh Have You Still Not Seen Amy Poehler And Tina Fey As Hillary Clinton And Sarah Palin on 'SNL'?
Scary McCain Photos Will Scare You
Somebody Tried To Steal Barack Obama's Grandmother's Solar Panel, In Kenya
DC Police Ruin 13 Year Old's Awesome Birthday Party
Desperate Republicans, Always With The Goofy Hippie Ads
Was This Service Forum Really Worth Having To Go Outside?
The Monster Paparazzi Should Just Leave Him Alone
Why Is This Man Being Mean To Liz?
John McCain Buried In Pile Of Angry 'View' Hosts
Typical Florida Person Creates Year's Best Campaign Sign
Andrew Giuliani Throws Apples At People
Here Is Your Video Of Sarah Palin Not Knowing What The Bush Doctrine Is
McCain Says Palin's National Security Credentials Include Energy, Economy Stuff
Hey Here's An Idea Let's Talk About Not The Election Maybe?
Why Does Barack Obama Hate Girl Scouts?
Palin Makes Iraq-9/11 Link That Even Bush Isn't Dumb Enough To Make Anymore
Mean Obama Ad Mocks John McCain For Talking On Brick Phone
Rocked You Like A Hurricane Ike
Liveblogging Barack Obama Reminiscing About When He Caused 9/11
Liveblogging Barack Obama And John McCain's 9/11 Forum Makeup Sex
Sarah Palin On Possible War With Russia: "Perhaps"
Lucky Columbia Students To Watch 9/11 Forum On Big Outdoor Teevee
Spiderman To Heal America At 9/11 Party
Meet John McCain's Sleazy Montenegrin Con Man Friend!
'The American People Take The Choice Of A New President Very Seriously'...
Visit An Irish Pub And The Filthy Mind Of Curtis Sittenfeld
Political Sages Tell Democrats To Quit Freaking Out
Fancy Liberal Rapper Caught Planning New 9/11 Thing
John McCain Looks Like Tragic Old Loser Without Palin Acting As Human Shield
Wonkette Exclusive: Photos From Sarah Palin's Rally In Fairbanks!
Foreclosed Homeowners Don't Deserve To Vote!
A Children's Treasury of Terrible 9/11 Art
Your 9/11 Memorial Daily Briefing
We Wish You A Merry 9/11, And A Happy 9/11
Joe Biden Encourages Man In Wheelchair To 'Stand Up'
Sarah Palin Tried To Have Stand-In Take Her Place In Gubernatorial Debate
Meghan, We Do Not E-Mail You A Memo Of The Day's Lies Every Morning So That It Can SIT UNOPENED
Ralph Nader Still Trailing In Battleground States
Wait Now, Who Probed Who That Was Sexing What With Oil?
Obama's Pack of Ravenous Hopewolves Will Literally Eat Palin Alive
Larry Craig's Lawyers Back In Court, Wasting Everyone's Time
Sarah Palin Even Lies About Lipstick! (Maybe)
Ron Paul Embarrasses Phil Gramm At Press Conference
Last Call At The Liffey: Good-Bye RNC St. Paul
Oh, Here's McCain Saying 'Lipstick On A Pig' About Famous Woman Hillary Clinton
NYC Youngsters Are Aware Of Democratic Party Convention Traditions
What If Sarah Palin's Dingbat RNC Speech Was Funny?
Oh Look, It's That Predictable 'Lipstick' Ad About Death!
Which State Will Host This Election's Worst Voting Debacle?
'Lipstick' Is Sarah Palin's Word
Lies, Garbage, And 'Enimas': New Wonkette Reader Mail
You're Lucky To Be Drinking Here For Free
Pathetic, Failed Presidential Candidate Barack Obama To Win Presidential Election
Congresswoman's Ad Highlights Childhood As 19th Century British Street Urchin
How John McCain Hired Sarah Palin In One Day
Oh Jesus, What Does Ron Paul Want Now?
Ted Stevens' Unflattering Angles
Don't Get Bill O'Reilly Mad, Because He Will Stalk You At Your Home
Republican Ticket Finally Drawing Large-ish Crowds!
Take a Tour of Beautiful Wasilla, Alaska!
Harry Reid Excludes Joe Lieberman From Fancy Democratic Lunch Club
A Children's Treasury Of Paranoid Speculations Regarding The Whereabouts Of Andrew Sullivan
We Always Knew Politico Had An Agenda, But Not This!
Ha Ha, Those Loser Americans Are Getting Nuked Soon... Oh, Wait
John McCain Magically Grows Hair For Republican Flyer
Why Does John McCain Want To Feast On Your Child's Brains?
Meghan McCain: My Family Of War Plutocrats Is Better Than Yours!
Duck Hunting Stamp Card Directs You To Hot Phone Sex Line
We're Reeling Through An Endless Fall
Palin Bilked Alaskan Taxpayers $16,941 'Per Diem' To Stay Home At Her House
Do Old Liberal Ladies Love Spunky War-Crazed Wingnut Sarah Palin?
Barack Obama To Give Rich People Another Two Years Of Hot Money Showers
List of Books Sarah Palin Banned Is Just List of Books That Have Been Banned Before
Michelle Obama Dances With Ellen On Teevee's 'Ellen' Program
Bill Kristol Writes New Partisan Column That Compromises Everything He Pretends To Stand For
Wasillapedia: A Sad Repository of Alaskan PDFs
Psycho John McCain Pushes POW's Relative Into Wall, Nearly Punches Wheelchair-Bound Lady
Lucky Liz Glover Got To Meet Our Greatest American, Mitt Romney!
Please Allah, Let There Be No Clinton-Palin 'Cat Fight' Stories Ever
Joe Biden Rape-Kisses Some Racist Old Lady
Condi Rice Speaks Out: Sarah Palin Is A Governor, of Some State, In the United States!
Sorry Dudes No Hot Sarah Palin Affairs On Record
David Gregory Famous For One Thing: Dancing
McCain And Palin Visit Restaurant, Refuse To Speak To Anyone
Olbermann and Matthews' Reign Of Terror At MSNBC Finally Over
Definitive Sarah Palin Pregnancy Timeline From Publication Of Record
Everything Is Constantly Collapsing
EXCLUSIVE: North Hollywood Middle School Teacher Wonders Why McCain Campaign Is Dumb
Press Will Never Get To Ask Sarah Palin Any Questions, Because She's Studying
Obviously, Sarah Palin Is Racist
John McCain Will Finally Finish Destroying America's Financial System
Near-Terrorism, Near Thunderstorms
Sarah Palin Always Breaking the Law In Typical Snowbilly Fashion
Andrea Mitchell Nearly Killed By John McCain's War Balloons
Good-Bye Forever, St. Paul (and Minneapolis)
Heart Did Not Give RNC Permission To Use 'Barracuda'
Green Screen Behind McCain Actually Lawn of, Uh, Middle School In, Uh, North Hollywood
McCain Nomination Greeted By Economic Collapse
Cartoonists Gone Wild For A Nice Lady!
Back To Your Regularly Scheduled Hurricanes
Charles Rangel's Illegal Dominican Cabana Problem
Liveblogging The End Of John 'Walnuts' McCain's Address To Outer Space
Liveblogging John McCain at the RNC!
Special RNC Stage Could Not Be More Phallic
More Speeches You Don't Care About, Before You See Them On TeeVee
Sexist CNN Dog Attacks Wonkette
Look, It's The Not-Terribly-Wretched Palin Bio That Didn't Air Last Night!
Check Out Levi Johnston's Meth-Trash Ring Finger Tattoo
Wasilla Is Meth Capital Of Alaska, Of Course
Ron Paul's Rally For The Republic Was Awful
Sarah Palin's Alaskan National Guard Kills Canucks, In Afghanistan
Limp Blimp Sags Through Ron Paul Liberty Bummer
Wonkette Met A Fan Last Night!
Menacing Medical Equipment Looms In Shadowy Hallway At RNC
Kwame Kilpatrick Puts Country Above Self, Resigns
Joe Biden Reacts To Palin's 'Amazing' Speech
Updates From Your All-Sarah-Palin News Network
Ben Stein Repulsed By Sarah Palin, Thinks Henry Kissinger Should 'Babysit' Her
McCain-Palin Actually Robot-Hating Space Monsters?
Palin Was For It Before She Was Against It!
Liveblogging Famous Historical War Leader Sarah Palin at the RNC
9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11, 9/12
Nobody Wants To Go To Lonely GOP Convention
Liveblogging Mike Huckabee's Socialist Agenda At The RNC
Liveblogging Mitt 'Mittens' Romney's 2012 Campaign Launch
Read All The Boring, Predictable Speeches, Right Now, If You Want
Keith Olbermann Has Had Enough Of You Protester Nuts
Intense-As-Ever Alex Jones Discusses Malkin Encounter, Nader's Intelligence Ties
Peggy Noonan Caught On Live Mic After Her Three-Highball Breakfast
Virginia Lieutenant Governor Not Happy With 'Dildo Bingo' Literature
John McCain Feels Up Levi Johnston
Aerobics Class Treachery: In Which Sarah Palin Fires Someone Who Disagrees With Her
Rudy Giuliani To Defend Sarah Palin From Sexist Elites
Unemployed Blogger Hopes Mom & Dad Will Get Bigger Mansion
McCain Guru Steve Schmidt Furious That Press Are So Mean To Palin By Asking Simple Questions
MSNBC Commentators Appalled At Palin Vetting Process (Except Pat Buchanan)
Fun Comedy, About Sarah Palin, and John McCain!
Mark McKinnon Says A Robot Phone Almost Ruined Democracy
Wonkette TeeVee Episode #1 Live From St. Paul!
Stinking Bag of Rancid Crap Joe Lieberman Shoots Crap From His Mouth, and We Liveblog It
Liveblogging Country Fred Thompson
Liveblogging George W. Bush's Eight Minutes Of Satellite Fuzz
GOOD LUCK FINDING A SEAT, LIBERAL
We're Probably Leaving This 'Convention' Early Tonight To Go Drink Turpentine
George Bush To Deliver Address From St. Paul's Famous Jail
Sarah Sinking So Fast That RNC Co-Chair Just Called Her 'Sarah Pawlenty'
Various Complaints Aired At Annenberg School/Politico Event
HA, Levi Johnston's Coming To St. Paul!
No Sarah Palin Appearance Tonight, Because... Just Because!
A Children's Treasury Of Random Photos Of Sarah Palin Or The RNC
Sarah Palin Secedes From America And Tries To Take All The Fish With Her
Too Many Sarah Palin YouTubes To Keep Track Of, So Here's ONE
Richard Cohen Goes Insane Over Sarah Palin
McCain Wanted Vinegar Joe Lieberman For Veep
President Bush Will Be Beamed In From Outer Space For RNC Address
A Children's Treasury Of Republican M4M Ads In Minneapolis St. Paul
Tuesday Morning Sarah Palin Premature Withdrawal Watch
Back To Our Regularly Scheduled Crap
John McCain Laughs About Katrina, FEMA
Tom DeLay Schmoozes With Republican Lobbyists During Nazi Racist Hurricane
Sarah Palin Premature Withdrawal Watch!
McCain Dog Is On Board With Walnuts
Look, Look At The Partying Republicans Hiding From Party Cameras
Greetings From The Empty, Terrible Republican Convention-a-thon
Laura Bush Talks A Bit, And Cindy McCain Says Hi, The End
The Word You're Looking For, Mitt Romney, Is 'Schadenfreude'
UTNE Reader Threw An RNC Party!
St. Paul, The Night Before The Jackass Convention
Howard Wolfson Writes ... Something Not Terrible About Rip Van Winkle!
Every Palin Is Pregnant With Everything!
Wonkette Interviews Matt Yglesias At Utne Reader Party
Wonkette Official Statement On Palin Pregnancy Rumors
A Children's Treasury of Creepy John McCain Videos
RNC Schwag Bag Filled With Cheese
Important Photos From Wonkette's Midwestern Road Trip 2008
Distant Hurricane Also Ruining St. Paul Parties
Blogs Angry That MSM Did Not Predict Wildly Irrational Palin Pick
Hurricane Will Ruin Entire GOP Convention
Weekend Update: Obama Is Famous, Wonkette's In Nebraska
WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE: TODD PALIN MAY BE LOVER OF MANY LADIES
Get To Know Your Fun Sarah Palin Anagrams!
Library of Congress Lowers Its Standards
Sarah Palin's Unknown Quality Sparks Tragic Internet Meme
Cool Off With Huck The Dog In Rock Creek Park's Turpentine Stream
Your First Look At McCain-Palin's America
Did John McCain Know That Sarah Palin Is In The Middle Of A SCANDAL?
Crazy Convention Cartoon Calamity!
A Children's Treasury Of Wonkette Posts About Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin
Liveblogging VPILF Sarah Palin Greeting America!
Alaska GILF Is Maybe Veep After All?!
Who Will Be Doomed McCain Pick?
Terrifying Robot Space Drone Invades Mile High Stadium
Watch Barack's Whole Denver Speech!
Inside the Mile High Stadium With Obama
A Children's Treasury Of Photos Entering Invesco Field, Starring Ned Lamont
Barack Obama Causing Marriage Everywhere
Late Liveblogging Of Only The Most Important Speech Ever
Hi Al Gore! Hi Generals! Hi Joe Biden!
Who Are All Of These Rotten Democrats?
Pepsi Center Elevators Try To Eliminate Clintons
Barack Obama Plays Basketball, In Denver!
Celebrate America's Achievements at the Canadian Embassy
Nasty McCain Now Just Yelling At People To Buy His Books
No Obama Tickets? John McCain's Still Got Plenty For His Thing!
Mitt Romney Owns Every Mansion On Earth
You Kick Me When I'm Down, That's Your Rule
Liveblogging Joey Biden's Denver Stand-Up Special
These People Do Not Like War, In Denver
Liveblogging Bill Clinton's Concession Speech
Pre-Liveblogging Bill Clinton Maybe Endorsing the Democratic Nominee, Barack Obama
Convention Night Number Three: A Big Colorado-Style Welcome, With Menacing Cops
Coming Soon: Bill Clinton, Live From Denver!
Liveblogging This Ridiculous Roll Call/Floor Vote Deal
Terry McAuliffe Must Run For Virginia Governor In '09, To Save Comedy
Stevie Wonder, Many Lesser Talents To Perform At Obamastock
A Children's Treasury of DNC Denver Snapshots
Daddy Yankee Secretly Pretended To Endorse Obama First
Obama is Worth Three Terrorist Dollars
Matthews, Olbermann To Kill Each Other With Catty Hand Gestures
MSNBC Announces New Roles For Dan Abrams and Tucker Carlson
Fire Codes Disrespect The Wishes Of Clinton Supporters
Brian Schweitzer's Funny Joke From Last Night
Did Hillary 'Hit It Out Of The Park'?
Still Liveblogging Hillary Clinton's 'Unity' Speech, At The Convention
Liveblogging Hillary Clinton's Big Convention Speech
Still Liveblogging 'Toothy' Warner's Slave State Key Talky Deal
Liveblogging Mark Warner's Barnstorming Keynote Spectacular!
Glamorous Crowds Descend On Pepsi Center
Rudy Giuliani Visits 9/11 In Denver
Robot Corpse Of Miss USA Located Near Press Elevators
Awesome Pirate Alcohol Party In Media Pavilion #2
Michelle Speech Makes Florida Man Go Insane
Pat Buchanan Wants The Word 'Church' In All Speeches
Important Correction Regarding Controversial Wooden Key Card Story!
Maybe John McCain Will Announce Boring Veep Pick On Same Day As Barack's Big Acceptance Speech!
Joe Biden In The 70s: Would You Hit It?
Offensive Cocktail Dress To Blame For Michelle Obama's Failure Of A Speech
Denver Cops Arrest Giant Blue Bear
The Denver Road Is A-Goin' To Melt
Cute Overload: Obama Kids Charm America
Craig Crawford Parties With Denver Wastoids?
Meth-Mouths Jailed In Obama Assassination Plot
A Guided Tour Of Your Pepsi Center Convention Wonderland
The Most Important Event For Bloggers Everywhere
Can Michelle Obama Show America She's Not Angela Davis & Osama's Satan Child?
Convention Season: It's Springtime In Bob Schieffer's Pants
Luke Russert Segments Will Always Be About Death
The Black List: Being Black & Famous In America
Liveblogging the Start of DNC '08, Starring Howard Dean
Everybody So Excited About Howard Dean Starting DNC '08!
Obama Ad Unfairly Trashes George W. Bush's Character
James Carville Reeks Of Alcohol At His Offensive Cajun Party
RNC Celebrates Hillary, With No One
Bruce Springsteen Will Doom Obama's Campaign, Too
DNC Hotel Shocker: Wooden Key Cards Suck
Fox News Attempts Early Convention Sabotage
Fox News Has Already Filmed Most Legendary Cable News Moment of Convention
Liberal Losers Cause Denver Tornadoes
Thanks For The Police Blockade, Denver!
It's Official: Here's Your 'Vice President,' Biden
Joe Biden, Really? AP/NYT/Etc. Says Yes He Can
Oh, Right, Wonkette's Going To Both Conventions
JACK REED (THE RHODE ISLAND SENATOR) IS OBAMA VEEP CHOICE?!
Conservative Blog Puts It All On The Line, And We Will HOLD THEM TO IT
Lame Bumper Sticker Means Evan Bayh Is Vice President Now
Fake Obama Texting Scheme Run By Cabal Of Deceptive Fourth Grade Computer Nerds
Boycott McDonald's Idiots To Boycott Hallmark Now
How Did We Exist Without CNN Mobile?
Mark Halperin Hasn't Gotten Veep Scoop Yet Because He's Too Busy Being Annoying
Special Chain-Link Democrat Torture Camp 'Processing Center' In Denver
Oh God Obama VP Pick Will Be Some Dude Named 'Chet'
While We Wait For Barry's Vice President
Surly Clinton Voters Don't Even Like Hillary Clinton That Much
Barack Obama's Super-Secret Boring Law Review Article
Obama Calls Failed VP Candidates To Officially Neg Them
Celebrate Ben's Chili Bowl All Weekend
It's McCain's Scary New Rezko Ad, Are You Trembling?
Did Obama Pick ... Lincoln Chaffee?
McCain Campaign Says Obama Would Hit A Lady
Cindy McCain's Mother Teresa Story Is Crap, Too
Obama Appears To Have Selected Some Mysterious Centrist
Meghan McCain's YouTube Videos Are Boring
McCain's Houses Are Mostly Condos, Which Don't Count
McCain Hits Back: 'Obama Million$ Elite Bitter Cling Arugula Rezko Black'
Some TeeVee Creep Gets Close To Obama
Barack Obama Does Not Approve Of John McCain's Extravagant Number Of Homes
Virginia Governor Tim Kaine Cracks Wise About John McCain's Millions Of Homes
John McCain Does Not Know How Many Baronial Estates He Has
Hillary Clinton To Whip Her Own Supporters
EXCLUSIVE Barack Obama Hawaiian Beach Photo (With Phallic Thing)
Rudy Giuliani Says Funny Things On Conference Call
A Practical Joke On All Of Virginia
Tubbs Jones' Resurrection Makes John Kerry Appear Foolish
EXCLUSIVE: BARACK OBAMA PICKS WALTER MONDALE FOR VEEP
Freak Out Your Friends With Fake Obama VP TXT
Denver Police To Crack Down On Pot Smokers During Convention
Americans Are Much Fatter This Year In 37 States!
It's Official: Maureen Dowd Is As Creatively Inept As David Brooks
McCain's Other Daughter Also Has A Crappy Blog!
Tony Rodham Still Ruining Everything
Begun This Political Blog War Over Dungeons & Dragons Has
Harry Truman, A True Leader, Would Have Performed Abortions With His Own Bare Hands
Obama Tanking In New Reuters/Zogby Poll
McCain's Angels Will Stop Gay Marriage
Rachel Maddow Lands Teevee Show
DNC Lets You Squeeze McCain's Black Barrel, For Pleasure
Political News That Is Not About Joe Biden
Did You Know That Oilmen Actually Wear 'Big Oil' Ties, Always?
Your Mid-Afternoon 'Veepstakes' Gossip!
Ha Ha, Lanny Davis' Column Is Called, 'Ted Stevens: An Innocent Man'
Today In 'Great Action Scenes From Obama's Book'
Brooks: The Media Has Made John McCain Evil
GOP Scandal Sweetheart To Headline Ron Paul's Minneapolis Nightmare
Manhunt Chairman Resigns Over McCain Contribution
Horribly Offensive Flag Adorns Invesco Field Pass
Cindy McCain Has Secret Angry Half-Sister
Freepers Find Secret Obama VP Leak Article, Maybe!
Associated Press Calls 'Em As They See 'Em
New Wonkette Intern Burns Down John Edwards' Mill
Is Special DNC Beer Waste Ethanol Flex-Fuel Making Denver Death Cars Kill Everyone?
Rep. Joe Wilson Screws Up Completely
Pillhead McCain Will Kill Us All
Nation Of Belligerent Warmongering Morons
Your Bill Kristol Error Of The Week
Win A Bummer Trip To Denver With Hillary!
Maverick McCain Won't Sit In Jesus' Silence Cone
Why Do Celebrities Hate John McCain?
Joe Biden Is Totally Going To Be Veep Nominee
Andrea Mitchell Is Definitely A Shill For Either The Democrats Or The Republicans
Georgian President Eats His Tie, Ha Ha
Putting Joe Lieberman In A Lockbox
Liveblogging Some McCain-Obama Church Chat
Obama, McCain To Be Interrogated By Goateed Evangelist In Megachurch Isolation Booths
Nothing Fun Allowed At Obama's Stadium Show
Watch The New Conservative 'Spoof' Movie Trailer!
John McCain Makes Classic 'Wisecrack' About His Tax Plan Being A Lie
Main Stream Media Ignores Scurrilous Rumors, But Picks Up Completely Insane Ones
Jenna Bush's Wedding Pastor Hates John McCain Very, Very Much
Why You Must Never Google-Image 'Man Boobs'
Lucky 'American Wife' Contest Winners Announced
GOP Congressman: There Are 40 Barrels Of Oil In Every Tree
John McCain Is President of Sports
John McCain Cannot Escape The Taint Of Ralph Reed
Magnificently Awkward Living Arrangements Took Key Role In Edwards Sex Cover-Up
Looks Like They Finally Got 'Em
Local Columnist Looks Forward To Shooting Everyone Soon, Too
Finally, We Can Have Guns In D.C.
Weird California State Senator Curses Out Nice Preacher Dude
'Illegals' Leave Terrorist Piss Jugs On D.C. Sidewalk, Everybody Freaks
Good-For-Nothing Firefighters Endorse Obama
Mention Of McCain's Affairs Causes Nuclear Explosion On Fox News
Senator Norm Coleman Didn't Pay Utility Bills At Tragic Hovel
Chicken Terrorizes California Congressman
U.S. Troops Give Barack Obama Their Elitist 'Money'
'Manhunt' Owner Prefers McCain, Ha Ha?
Future Robot Mind-War Apocalypse
Kwame Kilpatrick Allowed To Attend Democratic National Convention
Will John McCain Select Known Abortionist Tom Ridge As His Vice President?
Welcome To Your New Old Cold War
John Edwards Scandal Just Gets Weirder
Who Is Really The Hottest Media Type In D.C.?
Colin Powell Endorsing Obama, at DNC ... According To Bill Kristol
Barack Obama Found On Mysterious Beach!
Details Leak About Presumed Worst Book Ever
Cindy McCain's Hand Is Dead Or Something?
Which Crazy Person's Movie Will Be Shown At Democratic Convention?
Neocons Getting All Hot Over Imaginary New Cold War
Why Won't Obama Apologize For Dead Bigfoot?
Why Isn't John McCain One Million Points Ahead In Every Poll?
Fundies Literally Praying For Rain During Obama's Convention Speech
World Famous Comics Curmudgeon In Fancy 'New Yorker' Interview
Stephen Colbert Mathematically Proved To Influence American Politics
Jeremiah Wright Does Not Plan To Release Presidency-Sinking Book About Obama After All
Hey Rascals, Time Is Running Out On Your Chance To Win An 'American Wife'
Why Hasn't Barack Obama Stopped the Russians?
John & Barry Will Become Best Friends, But Not Now
One More Drunken Bush At Olympics Photo!
Ralph Nader Will Also Have a Political Convention In Minneapolis
Bachmann: Nancy Pelosi Is Not Jesus, At All
John McCain Is Biggest Celebrity Rock Star Of York, Pennsylvania
On A Scale From One to 'Giuliani,' How Bizarre Was John McCain's Russia Comment? (UPDATED)
NASA Won't Blow Up New Spaceship Until 2014
Black McCain Supporter Cannot Buy 'Black Men For McCain' Shirt, Because There Is No Such Thing
John McCain Says Putin Wants Alaska Back
Look, It's John McCain's Indian Doll Room
Entire Chinese Olympics Is Elaborate Fake
Cindy Sheehan Will Crush Nancy Pelosi
DNC Parodies 'Big John' Cornyn Video, Doesn't Really Explain This
Mark Penn Column: Satan Is A Cool Guy, Once You Get To Know Him
Famous Jay McInerney Novel About Rielle Hunter Goes Into Reprint
Even Republicans Don't Want To Attend Republican National Convention
Was Bush Falling Down Drunk At Olympics?
George W. Bush Also Danced In Tbilisi, Georgia!
Clinton Campaign's Internal E-mails More Or Less Confirm Staff's Insanity
John McCain's Latest Wacky Celebrity Ad
When Barack Obama Punched Out McCain
Asian-American Obamatards Celebrate 'Macaca' Anniversary
Fred Thompson's Website Now An Italian Gambling Hub
John McCain Plagiarizes Common Proper Nouns, Prepositions, And Historical Dates!
A Children's Treasury of Stupid Bush-In-China Pictures of Ladies' Volleyball
Win A Free Copy Of 'American Wife'!
John Edwards Also Ruined Hillary Clinton's Life!
Barack Obama Made An Attack Ad!
George Duckface Bush Enjoys the Olympics
Oh No, A Battle Somewhere, What Is Wrong With The MEDIA?
Ancient Irish Relative Of Obama's Made Wigs
McDonald's Boycott An Opposite-Success!
Discussing John Edwards' Admission That He Is Sleazy & Gross
New McCain Ad Says More Crap About Nothing
A Children's Treasury Of Ridiculous Excerpts From David Brooks' Creepy, Incorrect Column Today
Why Is This Guy A Republican? Well, Isn't It Obvious?
Joe Lieberman Ruined By Barack Obama Cake In Bus Crash
'Car And Driver' Editor Has Tart Words For Obama Regarding Tire Maths
St. Paul Bars Too Cheap To Stay Open Late For Republican National Convention
Chinese National Pride On Full Display In 'Washington Post' Photo
McCain Economic 'Surge' Would Add Thousands Of Troops To Aid War On Economy
America's Leaders Terrified by Monster Island
Did Bush Administration Loose Montauk Monster Upon America's Beach?
Will Embarrassing Elitist Photos Emerge From Obama's Hawaii Vacation?
Hillary Clinton & Friends Hold Pretend Online Chat!
Top Ten Crooked Things About McCain From This Phoenix Alt-Weekly Article
Straight Talk Express On Houston Rampage
Straight Talk Express Will Vote For Obama, Too
Republican Missouri State Rep. Caught Banging 14-Year-Old
Straight Talk Express Demolishes Minivan In Florida
John McCain Assembles Army Of Commenters, Enticed By Valuable Prizes
Ashcroft Spittoon Taken Off eBay
Hey Christians, Here Is How McCain Wants To Defile Your Christian Wives
Obama PWNS Dingbat Demanding Pledge of Allegiance
The Worst Poll Imaginable Is, Indeed, Conducted
Is Carla Bruni the New Dead Wife of JFK?
Crazy Tennessee Candidate Continues To Mock Opponent For Being Jewish
The New Republic Debunks Paris Hilton's Policy Plans!
DNC Launches McCain/Gas Pump Pay Porn Site
Newt Gingrich, Hobo Republican Congressmen Relive Glory Days In Empty Congress
Suspicious Pics Of Edwards And Rumored Love Child At Last!
Compare And Contrast: New McCain And Obama Attack Ads
Large Heap Of Trash Points Way To Obama Landslide
Obama Talks Energy Policy With Nevada Tuff Guy Reporter
Well How About That, It's That Paris Hilton Gal
Tyra's Most Daring Disguise Yet: Dressing As Classy Michelle Obama In 'Harper's Bazaar'
Potheads Solicit Murder Of Cindy McCain
Colorado GOP Senate Candidate's Son Has Funny Racist Facebook Page
Richard Cohen: Whatever Happened To Books, Dagnabbit
Video Of John McCain Selling His Wife To Biker Gangbangers
Sorry, No Whoring At Conventions This Year
McCain Offers His Old Lady To Gas-Guzzling Bikers
New McCain Ad Stars The Elephant Man
Distinguished Pubic Advocate Wants Your Vote!
Ted Stevens' Warm Alaska Greeting
DNC Ad On 'Puppet Masters' Features Disappointing Fake Puppet John McCain
Dana Milbank Leaves MSNBC For CNN
Registrations, Concessions, Obsessions
Non-Existent KFC In Fallujah Signals Freedom's Successful & Continued March
Magical Sex Orgy Comes To Washington
Cindy Needs A Fix Like You Wouldn't Believe
John Edwards Won Father Of The Year Award, Nine Months Before Becoming A Father Again
Update: Larry Craig Is Still Gay
John McCain Just Needs To Sit Down For A Minute
UPDATE: Novak's Shocking Revelation
John Edwards Screwing High School Kids, Too
Romney: I Stalk Obama In Online Porn Chat Rooms
John Ashcroft's Saliva For Sale On eBay
Tracking Poll Reveals John McCain Is President Of Monday
Crazy Reverend Would Be Happy To Ruin Your Political Career, Too
Joe Lieberman Believes John McCain Still Has The Full Complement Of Male Gonads
Paris Hilton's Mom To McCain: No You're Frivolous
Darth Moneyturtle Would Like To Speak To You
Who Is This So-Called 'John McCain?'
House Republicans' Tragic Plea For Megaphones
Finally, Finally, McCain Campaign Compares Obama To O.J. Simpson
John McCain's EPIC New Ad Loves Barack Obama!
Meet Mr. W. McSpeedy! (Or Not)
Darkness And Chaos Reign On House Floor
Nice Job With The Subtlety On This Ad, DNC!
Was John McCain's Ad Racist Because It Didn't Include Tiger Woods?
Childlike, Emotionally Stunted Nation Welcomes 2008 Campaign Comic Books
Sales Of 'People' Magazine With Obama On The Cover Just Kind Of Average
Oh Look Jack Nicholson Solved Global Warming & the Oil Crisis, 30 Years Ago
Obama Brings Partisanship To Space Monster Crisis
If You're Pretending To Be Liberal, At Least Look Into The Camera
Every Newspaper On Earth Says John McCain Is An Idiot
U.S. Chamber Of Commerce Holds Wild Bacchanal At D.C. Sports Bar
John Edwards 'Love Child' Has No Daddy Listed On Its Birth Certificate!
GOP Convention To Be Blood-Soaked Reenactment Of Second Punic War
Bill Clinton Sends Weird, Kinky E-mail About His Wife
Obama Fist-Bumped North Carolina Governor Into Shoulder Surgery
Americans Very, Very Worried About Our Homeless... Obese Cats
Hilton Family FURIOUS Over McCain Insulting Paris Hilton
Rick Davis Gets Snippy With Andrea Mitchell On TeeVee
Limits on TV Time, Frequent Workouts, Reading Books ... Why Is Michelle Such An Elitist Mom
COUGAR ATTACKING AND MURDERING EVERYONE, IN MARYLAND
Cindy McCain's Solemn Vow: 'No Negative Stuff'
RACE SHOCKER: McCain Accuses Obama of Shamefully Being Colored
The Bushes Are House Hunting In Dallas!
Uppity John McCain Calls Himself 'President'
Lanny Davis Explains Why Hillary Should Be Vice President
Former McCain Strategist Does Not Like New McCain Strategy
Tucker Carlson To 'EmCee' GOP Paultardpalooza!
Meet The 50 Hottest Pieces On Capitol Hill!
John McCain Needs New Interns!
Happy Birthday To Famous Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger
Honorary McCain Chair Accidentally Shoots Self While Fixing Bike
John McCain: I Suck, Vote For Me
Barack Obama To Shoot & Kill John McCain
Tim Kaine Talks To Reporters At Creepy Horse-Drowning Festival
'Vanity Fair' Thinks Michelle Obama Is A Snappy Dresser
Barack Obama's Law Student Tells Wonkette All About Professor Obama
Barack Obama's... What Is It Now... TEACHING History Ruins His Chances
David Axelrod Lies Hilariously About Patti Solis Doyle Hiring Blowback
McCain Campaign Bravely Attacks America's Love of Famous People
Joe Lieberman Threatened With Scary Rat Balloon
Barack Obama Thinks He's Pretty Cool
Press To John McCain: 'Sack Up'
Three Cheers For Modern Building Codes
Barack Obama Doesn't Really Want This Endorsement
Washington Post Names Obama As President
Today In Wonkette Obama Stalking
WaPo's Richard Cohen: Great Columnist, Or Greatest Columnist?
The RNC Is On Fire Today (Not Literally)
GOP Candidates Skipping St. Paul, Don't Want To Be Seen With Bush Or McCain
John McCain Is So Adorable When He Talks About The Internet
John McCain Loves Pennsylvania So Much He Will Get A Post Office Box There
John Kerry Party Boat Craziness!
More On Ted Stevens Being Screwed For Life
Moonie Times: Jon Voight's Insane Op-Ed Rant Against Barack Obama
RNC Launches Very Interesting 'BarackBook'!
McCain Endorses Obama's Troop Withdrawal Plan
Have A Hot Meal With Whatsername... Clinton, Hillary!
Former State Legislature Candidate Smokes 'Mary Jane,' Runs Around Naked Like An Idiot
Obama In Some D.C. Building For Three Hours, VP Choice Imminent
New Jersey Legislator's Kiddie Porn Scandal Teaches Valuable Lessons
Andrea Mitchell Calls Out Latest McCain Ad
Obama Strongly Considering Boring Virginia Governor Guy For Veep
McCain Simultaneously Lobbies For Big Oil, Big Dermatology
Ooh, Someone's Too Good For Real America?
What Is Happening To Our Fair Walnuts?
We'll Go With 'More Choice Words'
What Drugs Are The Gallup Folks Taking, And Can We Have Some?
The New Cover Of Your Favorite Magazine
New Anti-Obama Spam Is So Confused!!?
Stocks Decline On Applesauce Disaster Fears
Bush Leaving $490 BILLION Deficit For Next Prez
MOVEON.ORG MAKE FUNNY VIDEO -- YOU LAUGH OR YOU DIE
Crippled War Vets Tell Cheney To Get Bent
Bill Kristol: German Hank Aaron Is Barack Obama?
Louisiana Democrat Arrested For Thug Crime!
John McCain Got A Hip Replacement Viral Video!
Obama Sends Secret Message In Code: Hillary Clinton Will Not Be Veep Pick
George Stephanopoulos Attacked By John McCain's Rabid Dogs
Best Ticket Ever: Obama/Craig '08
Hot Internet Web Site For Obamatards Looking For Love
Here's Your Oliver Stone 'W' Dubya Trailer
Frenetic Muppet Sarkozy Does Not Think Obama Is Black 'Scum'
Why Do You Love Blogs, Losers?
MSNBC: Lindsey Graham Is A Gay
German Reporter's Sexy Workout With Obama!
John McCain Bombs Grocery Store
Richard Simmons Freaks Out, In Congress
George W. Bush Is Exactly Like Batman
Republicans Have Questions For Barack Obama!
Obama Donors Won't Bail Clinton Out
Terrible Michelle And Barack Obama Don't Give Their Kids Birthday Presents
John McCain Too Popular To Party With Us
Boycott Longworth Cafeteria On Tuesday
McCain Campaign Finally Launches Basic Online Outreach Strategy
Fat Fundie Idiots Make 'Boycott McDonald's' Video
What Is This Secret 'DC Prep' Trailer Thing?
Pedestrian Run Over by Robert Novak Is Actually 10 Million Years Old
A Children's Treasury Of Weird Commentary On Obama's Speech From The National Review's Blog
Democrat Congresswoman Impregnated With Human Child
First-Ever MTV Political Ad Stars 'Both Ways Barack'
Somehow John McCain Is Basically Tied With Barack Obama
Liveblogging Barack Obama's Campaign Speech To Germany
Rudy's Son Sues College For Cutting Him From Golf Team
Pennsylvania's Beauty Queen/Fake Job/Cigar Store/Car Sex Scandal
Obama Lies About His Foreign Language Skillz
Alaska Gov. Palin Embroiled In Trooper-Non-Firing Scandal?
McCain Tricks Obama Into Massive Global Win
Bobby Jindal Refuses To Lose With McCain
McCain's Masterful 'Attention-Getting' Scheme Canceled Due To Poor Weather
Live Video of John Edwards' New Baby!
Barack Obama Secretly Runs Senate Banking Committee!
FLASH: JOHN MCCAIN, HURRICANE DOLLY BREAK INTO FISTICUFFS
John Edwards Denies Having Sex Or Whatever
Joe Lieberman Makes Out With John Hagee, While Naked
Belligerent Motorist Troll Bob Novak Feels Vaguely Bad!
Hit and Run: Bob Novak Smashes Pedestrian With Black Corvette
McCain Campaign Uses Same Cheesy Frenchman Photo As Wonkette!
Kwame Kilpatrick Maybe Sex-Texted Other Hot Ladies!
President Bush Makes Controversial Remarks On Video!
Whatever Happened To David Gregory?
Alleged John Edwards Mistress-Baby Scandal!
Neo-Con Bilderbergers Try, Fail To Kill Ron Paul
There's Room For 20,000 St. Paul Paultards!
Ron Paul Writing Important Memoir
Today's Parody of That New Yorker Cover
McCain: Obama Tries To Lose Wars, Because He's Weird
Who Is Driving This Macaca Car, In Virginia?
Mitt Romney Continues To Beg Shamelessly For Vice Presidency
John McCain Has Several Hollywood Friends!
McCain Family Does Not Support Troops, Will Send Heidi & Spencer To Iraq
Andrea Mitchell Angry That Press Wasn't Invited To Obama's Basketball Game
Mel Gibson's Insane Father Endorses Ron Paul
John McCain Complains About Media Love For Another Candidate With Gay Song Contest
Nancy Pelosi's Doomed Congressional Opponent Rakes In Cash
We Found John McCain's Lost NYT Editorial!
Traveling Wonk'd: John Kerry And His Cabal Of Rude Supporters Ruin Framingham Dunkin' Donuts
Obama Book And Soap Event Specially Designed For Dirty Hippies
All My Friends Are Going To Be Strangers
Who Will Stop McCain's Latest Slander?
More Funny Comments From That Boycott McDonald's Site
World Will Learn To Despise President Obama
Hey Fox News, Is This More Of That Satire We've Been Hearing About?
McCain: Barack Obama Is Personally Raising Your Gas Prices
Bill Kristol Cannot Write Words That Fit Together
Lara Logan-Barack Obama Hot Internet Video
We Went To A Party At Netroots Nation!
Barack Obama Will Never Visit Iraq, Still!
Barack Obama Is Worse Than Stalin & Hitler
NYT To McCain: Your Writing Sucks, Too
Celebrate The Magic Of 9/11 With Commemorative Cash!
Sean Hannity Becomes A Hundred-Millionaire!
Obama Has A Massive Staff, Wokka Wokka
South Carolina State Senator Posts Dumb Anti-Obama Tee Shirt Pic On His Blog
Barack Obama's International Peace And Basketball Tour
Barack Obama Is President of Kuwait, Afghanistan and Basketball
John McCain Falls Asleep On Conan's Lap
Dan Rather: Jesse Jackson Paved the Way For Osama Bin Laden
U.S., Iraq Agree To Preliminary Possible Undefined Withdrawal 'Time Horizon' That Is Also Vague
Greatest Ever New Yorker Cover
Chip Pickering Baseball Violence Scandal: He Didn't Mean To Hurt That Man!
Starbucks Denies Service To The Rich And Wounded!
Sorry We Showed Up So Late To Reason's Party!
Wonkette Sponsors Will 'Go To Bat' For You
What Inappropriate New Jokes Will McCain Make On Teevee Tonight?
Did Chip Pickering Destroy Some Old Young Man At Congressional Baseball Game?
Inappropriate Cartoon Protuberances
Washington Post's Anne Kornblut Is Funny, Hot
Sad Independent Voters Are Excited About Nothing
Dan Rather Continues To Say Strange Things On Teevee!
More Rumors Of Hillary '12 Campaign Planning
Barack Obama To Deliver Speech In Front Of Massive German Phallus
Paranoid Crab Monster Video Offers Terrifying Glimpse Of Future Obama Administration
Oklahoma County Commissioner's Hilarious Campaign Comic Book
Horrific Song Will Defeat Democrats, Terrorists
Larry Craig Wants To Jerk Your Gas Nozzle
McCain Spokeswoman Gets in Twoooouble With The Boss
George W. Bush Sewage Treatment Plant One Step Closer To American Reality
Big Drug Bust In Denver As Convention Lame-ification Efforts Continue
Announcing the Winning Wonkettini Cocktail!
Fat Americans Slam Obama For Intense Workout Regime
Wonkette Drinking Teams Sweeping America
Don Young Demands Congress Protect Sale Of Servant Monkeys
Orrin Hatch's Awesomely Morbid/Gay Ballad To Ted Kennedy
Obama's June Haul Smaller Than Last Night's Bar Tab
Please Pray To Mitt Romney's God That He Will Be Veep
Hope Rides In On A $52 Million Unicorn
Meghan McCain Ignored by Hollywood Paparazzi
Denver Homeless Being Sent To Zoo During Democratic Convention
McCain Surrogate: Obama's Past Drug Use Disqualifies Him From Presidency
Join McCain's Stupid Club, Win Piece Of Paper And .JPG!
McCain Campaign Finally Makes Obvious Link Between Obama And Bush
Giant UFO Attacks George W. Bush's Texas Ranch
Paultards Accuse Wonkette Of Beating Up Women And Children At Paultardpalooza
Elizabeth Dole Wants To Name AIDS Relief Bill After Heroic AIDS Goblin Jesse Helms
True Tales Of John McCain's Gambling Exploits!
Alan Keyes Convinces Some Hobo Party To Nominate Him
John McCain, Gentleman Scholar
Germans Continue To Love Barack Obama
Hillary Clinton Will Never Stop Running For Public Office
Winners Never Quit, And Quitters Never Win
Congressman David Dreier Has Gone Crazy
The Latest Gem From McCain's Long History Of Horrifying 'Wisecracks'
John McCain's Horrific Czechoslovakia Problem
Barack Obama Is Killing Comedy
John McCain Says Maybe Gay Adoption Preferable To Child Abandonment
McDonald's Refuses To Hate Gay People!
Democratic Convention To Feature Millions Of Celebrities And Corporations, But No One Else
Create the 'Wonkettini' and Win a Secret Prize!
John McCain Reminds Mitt Romney What A Terrible Candidate He Was
Jedi Knight George Bush Explains His Special Mind Lasers That Will Save Oil
Spend A Saturday Battling Random Strangers With Cardboard Tubes!
Barack Obama One Time Stopped The Terrorists With... A Republican!
McCain Demands Obama Visit Every Place On Earth
Liveblogging President Bush's Exciting State-Of-The-Market Press Conference!
Ventura Deprives Minnesota Voters Of Proper Circus
Hey Look, Now We Know Why Dick Cheney Is A Psychotic Psycho!
Even The Most Minor Joys Elude Ben Bernanke
Obama New Yorker Cartoon Cover Outrage!
Enjoy Your Outsourced Bloody Beer Money, Cougar!
Cynthia McKinney To Be 2008's Ralph Nader
George Bush Asks Congress For Latest Capitulation, On Drilling
John McLaughlin Shouts About Some Fancy Biracial Snack Food
As Elitists Go, Barack Obama Is A Terribly Violent Elitist
John McCain Looked at the Computer!
As America Goes, So Goes Miss USA
Ralph Nader Is President Of Rhode Island!
Arnold Schwarzenegger Will Be Secretary Of Something
McCain Resentful That Press Has New, Hotter Girlfriend
No Gun Giveaway For Churchgoing Youngsters This Year
Meet Your Wonkette's 'Early Morning Shots' Crew!
Your First Exciting Batch Of Paultardpalooza Photos!
Paultardpalooza Apparently A Roaring Success
Republicans Continue To Call America A Bunch Of Unemployed Whining Serfs
Now You Can Help Write The Republican Platform, Too!
Freedom Marchers Terrified of Washington D.C.
Why Are You A Republican, America?
Your Exciting Wonkette Saturday Morning Drinking Party Details!
He Hates Obama Enough To Spray Paint Your Car
Barack Obama Is Officially A Bitter
New 'Reality Show' Features Rich White Girls In D.C.
Fugitive Karl Rove On The Lam In ... Some Foreign Country
Sen. Patrick Leahy Knifed By Dead Heath Ledger
Everyone's Excited for Paultardpalooza!
Guess Who Won't Be Our Next VP?
News Anchors Cannot Say 'Nuts' On Air, Hilarity Ensues
South Carolina Lawmakers Incensed Because They Are Gay
Anti-Gay Alabama A.G. Caught Being Gay
Your Exciting Preview Of The Ron Paul March On D.C.!
Kucinich Will Drive Bush From Office (On Jan. 20)
Iran's Photoshopped Missiles Will Delete Us All
George Bush Jr. Makes Annual 'National Embarrassment Joke' At G8
At Bizarro Fundraising Event, Hillary Gets The Laughs While Obama Bores
Hillary Selling Random Crap At Inflationary Prices, Because Time Is Running Out!
Barack Obama, Secret Difference-Splitting Milquetoast Moderate?
Attractive Alaska Governor Sarah Palin 'Rear-Ended'
Hey People Did You Know John McCain Is Still Pro Life?
N.C. State Employee Picks Retirement Over Lowering Flag For Dead Jesse Helms
Jesse Jackson Jr.: Jesse Jackson Sucks At Life
Ted 'Tubes' Stevens Explains His New Internet For Us
Oh Good God Jesse Jackson, This Might Be Rich
Oh And Did We Mention How Hilarious John McCain's 'Wisecrack' Was?
Does John McCain's Platform Include Manual Pleasure?
Kwame Kilpatrick Blames Sexy Text Messages On Hackers
FISA Overhaul Passes In Senate As Expected; You Should Probably Never Use A Telephone Again
Barack Obama Regrets Inflammatory Interview With His Children!
Minnesota Senate Race Produces Latest Extraordinary Ad
All Political Ads Are Terrible
Obama Spotted Being A Jerk In D.C., Today!
John Kerry And John McCain No Longer Super Good Pals
Sizzling Fictional Laura Bush Potboiler Coming Soon!
Jesse Ventura Running For Senate After All, Probably!
Clintonites Confused By Obama Supporters' Reluctance To Bail Them Out Of Campaign Debt
There Is Nothing Wrong With Properly Folded Jeans
Incisive Wonkette Commentary Featured At Los Angeles Times Website
Huckabee: Obama Sucks Now Because He's Not Jesse Helms
G8 Leaders Eat Entire World's Food Supply In Two Sittings
Crude Robot Runes Signal Impending Onslaught of D.C.
Dick Cheney Does New Thing That Dick Cheney Would Obviously Do
Jonah Goldberg: Why Is Ex-Slave Barack Obama Trying To Reinstitute Slavery?
Gray-Haired Barack Obama Commences Human Process Of 'Oldening'
Magic 8 Ball Knows Everything About Health Care
Meet the Obama Family, Thanks To Daytime TeeVee!
Mike Murphy Throws Straight Talk Express Under The Bus
White House Sorry For Handing Out Rude Berlusconi Biography
Game-Altering Poll: Pet Owners Prefer McCain
Aaron Brown Is PBS' Anderson Cooper, For The Summer Anyhow
Walnuts: Don't Hope For Anything Good To Happen If I'm In Charge
Barack Obama's Broken Plane Was Actually... Hillary Clinton's Plane!
Howard Wolfson Leaves Politics To Embrace His First Love: Selling Out
Put That Thing Away, John McCain
New Washington Post Editor Got Millions To Leave Wall Street Journal
Lady Makes Terrible Sign, Gets Thrown Out Of McCain Event
Gay Larry Craig Has No Internet Friends
A Children's Treasury Of Recent, Playful McCain Web Videos
Violent Old FEMA Coot Wants To Be Famous!
Colorado Candidate Jailed For Choking His Daughter
July 4 Bush Speech Censors Thomas Jefferson
Obama Keeps Child Slaves In Fancy Illegal House
Bob Barr On Target To Ruin John McCain's Life
Obama Hijacks His Own Plane, Forces It To Land, NEVER FORGET
Obama To Give Convention Speech In America's Most Hated Location: Outdoors
Did Jesse Helms Die On the Unpatriotic THIRD of July?
Barack Obama's Secret 'Abortion' Stance Comes To Light
George Bush Heckled At Thomas Jefferson's Slave Mansion
Random Blurtings Reveal Voters' Innermost Thoughts
Our World Leaders Are Secret Hobbits
John McCain Hates 'The Bloggers'
Democratic Convention Shaping Up To Be Pricey Organic Disaster
Charlie Crist Getting Married So He Can Pretend To Be McCain's Vice President Until November
Barack Obama Relaxed Your Summer Dress Code!
Internet Wisdom For Your Holiday Weekend
Happy Fourth Of July, Muppets!
George W. Bush Says A Single Suspiciously Coherent Thing About Guantanamo
Silly Christians Praying For Cheaper Gasoline
Our Presidential Candidates Are Nasty To Everyone
This Will Definitely Help Him Win Florida
Ponch And John (McCain!) 4 Eva
John McCain's Number One Priority: Beating Hillary Clinton
Special Secret Handshake Edition
Crazy Times For Walnuts McCain and America
ZOMG Barack Obama Goes To Daughter's Soccer Game
BLM Will Keep Taking Solar Applications After All
Mississippi Wingnut Congressman Retiring To Spend More Time With His Family, Get Divorce From Wife
Same-Sex Marriage Ban Subverted By Clever Gays
Hitchens Joins Ranks Of Brave Journalists Getting Tortured On Video For Public Amusement
Nobody Wants To Have Barbecue With John McCain
President Obama Will Inherit Iranian War
Team Obama Assimilates Clintonites
Nation Of Impoverished Unemployed Mortgage Frauds
Dan Quayle Hearts Barack Obama
CO-ED Magazine Has Romney Veep Scoop!
Wonkette Sponsors Fixed The Economy
Help Hillary Dude Make Nobama Radio Commercials!
Foreclosed Country of Violent Dope-Addict Fatsos Also On Fire (Or Under Water)
And We Don't Read Dana Milbank, Either!
Another Baldwin Threatens To Leave The U.S.
Toilet Queen Larry Craig and Hooker-Using Diaperman David Vitter Sponsor Traditional Marriage Bill
Wolf Blitzer Celebrates Glorious 10th Anniversary
Investment Tips For The New Apocalypse
CNN Now Offering 'Free Sodomy'
Obama Assaults Elderly Woman In New Commercial
So Maybe This Chubby Nobel Laureate Would Like To Be Vice President, Again!
Letters To The Editor: Attack Of The Clones
True Patriots Quote 'The Jabberwocky'
Hello, Super Double Great Depression!
She's Back! Paultard Gal Doesn't Heart McCain!
Ganja Queen: Drug Trial of an Aussie Surfer Girl
Mrs. Mahmud Ahmadinejad Is Smokin' Hot! (Maybe?)
Barack Obama Is President Of ... Canada
Sexy Satanist Southern Democrat Couple Accused Of Rape, Satanism
Jindal Caves, Denies Fat Cat Legislators Their Precious Raise
Dumb Congressman Doesn't Understand Solar Power 'Moratorium,' Either
INSANE Hilltards On Vandalism Rampage?
Will George W. Bush Assassination Cover-Up Movie Ever Be Released?
Each Democratic VP Candidate Uniquely Unqualified To Be Veep
Louisiana's Boy Governor Threatened With Recall
I've Just Learned To Turn It Off
BREAKING: HOUSE PASSES SWEEPING 'NATIONAL CORVETTE DAY' LEGISLATION, MAKING OIL COST LIKE FOUR CENTS
Old FEMA Coot Beats Up Guy With Golf Club, In Iowa
Jenna Finds New Drinking Palace, In Baltimore!
Marriage Amendment Has Utterly Predictable Cosponsors
Important Congressional Conference Call Discusses 'Hand Jobs' And 'Hot Sluts'
Liveblogging The Tail End Of This UNITY Rally
Bobby Jindal Is Insane, GOOD GOD, And Will Now Castrate Humans
Senator Norm Coleman Sleeps In A Drawer
Clinton And Obama Hold Victorious Rally In Honor Of Clinton Campaign Debt
'Nobama Network' Secretly Run By Hot Porn Guru
Sam Brownback Has Co-Sponsored Bills With The Most Liberal Senator!
How Not To Attack An Opponent Who Has An Italian Name
Economy Is Somehow More Perfect Than Previously Thought
What's This About Beating Your Wife, John McCain?
What Are These Faggots Talking About?
CNN Will Sell You Latest Hilarious Headline On Tee Shirt
Supreme Court Strikes Down D.C. Handgun Ban, Immediately Shoots At Random People
Army Of 'Obamacons' Set To Conquer Weakling McCain
Obama Ahead In Millions Of Battleground States
Lara Logan, Best War Reporter Ever
Scott Kleeb Will Enlarge The 'Tractor Caucus'
John McCain Is Very Excited To Terrorist Fist-Jab Barack Obama
Barack Obama Is Also The 'Jazz Singer' Of Health Care Reform
Send George Bush Jr. A Birthday Card! (WITH LOTSA MUNNIE IN IT)
Ted Haggard Finishes Spiritual Restoration, Is No Longer A Homo!
Best Attack Ad Of The Election Season?
Wonkette A Part Of 'Nobama Network,' Hooray!
Nader: Barack Obama Is A Cracker
Barack Obama Wants $115.62 For Coffee And A Sandwich
Yahoo Subtly Accuses Ted Kennedy Of Unspeakable Crime
Will Sonny Landham Be Third 'Predator' Actor Elected To Public Office?
BET Awards Awash In Obama Fever
Howard Wolfson Even Douchier Than Previously Thought
Poll: Americans Reject Maverick Heroes
Bush Thanks Philippine President For Producing Humans That Feed Him
Vietnamese Guy Who Kicked McCain's Ass For Five Years Endorses McCain
How The Obama Smear Email People Respond When Confronted With Elite Facts
Can You Explain The Internet To John McCain's Grandmother?
George Bush's Flight Plans Ruin 40,000 British Vacations
Hillary Clinton Returns To Senate, Eats Lunch, Saves America
Creepy Obama Livecam Lets You Stalk Candidate In Real Time
John McCain Searches For New Reporter Whore Friend
Bill Clinton Releases Important, Bland One-Sentence Endorsement Of Obama
Somebody's Hatin' On Joan Walsh
Dobson Rails Against Fruitcake Constitution
Indians Send Obama Terrifying Monkey God Statue For Good Luck
Hillary Clinton's Video Plea: More Hot Dollars Plz!
Liberal Hobbit-Sized Canadian Car Shatters McCain's Skull!
McCain Strategist Regrets Saying Terrorism Helps McCain
Gay Governor Charlie Crist Makes Up Girlfriend In Interview
The Hilarious, Racist South Dakota Ad Of Legend
Rove To Republicans: Obama Is Totally 'That Guy' At The Country Club
Obama Nixes Stupid 'Great Seal' Remake
Oppressed DC Democrats Must Pay More For Booze
WALNUTS! To Give You $300 Million For Inventing Some Fancy Thing!
John McCain's 'Pork Invaders' Video Game Looks Older Than John McCain
Mugabe: 'All Good Things Are Possible'
Vito Fossella Can't Catch A Break
Tom Brokaw Is Your New Tim Russert!
Have A Toke On Thomas Friedman's Oil Pipe
Barack Obama Smeared By His Own Web Site
Riding The Corn Bus To Nowhere
Erudite Congressman Explains How Liberal Democrats Communicate
McCain Gets His Own 'Obama Girl' -- An Angry, Deformed Monstrosity
McCain-Lieberman Ticket Could Be Saltiest, Crustiest Combo Since Kettle Chips
McCain Campaign Very Creatively Plays Gender Card
Sad Underdog John McCain Has Best Fundraising Month Ever!
Is Norm Coleman's Wife Really In That Kitchen?
Everybody Loves Peggy Noonan Now
Bobby Jindal Is A Total Wuss, Everyone In Louisiana Agrees & Hates Him
David Brooks Throws 'Under The Truck' Under The Bus
Scott McClellan Tells Congress His Many Terrible Secrets!
Joe Biden Will Be President And Vice President Of Everything
Mike Huckabee Writes Important Things From Japan
More Definitive Proof That Hillary Will Be Obama's VP
Which Senators Are America's Hobo Kings?
Democratic Defenders Of Liberty Bring Back Hallowed 'Brew Pop'
'I Am Aware Of All Internet Traditions'
Hillary Clinton Is Greatest Politician Since Pericles
Stupid McCain Viral Video Is Kind Of Funny
Hunter Thompson Is Still Dead & America Is Still At War With Everything
Keith Olbermann Once Dated A Terrible Person!
Don Young's Weird Wife Tortures House Interns
Larry Craig Wants To Drill All Of America
Jesse Ventura Threatens/Entices Minnesotans With Possible Senate Run
Can Barack Obama Convince A Single White Person To Like Him?
Bush And McCain Look At Floods In Iowa, While Actively Avoiding Each Other
Cindy McCain Fondly Recalls Her Baby-Poaching Days On 'Good Morning America'
Tennessee Democrat Who Called Obama A Terrorist Says New Comical Thing
Parting Shots From La Pequeña Hillary Clinton
McCain Campaign Can't Spell 'Barack'
John McCain And Harriet Christian Fall In Love!
Orange Whore Charlie Crist Drops Opposition To Oil Drilling, Because Of... States' Rights!
Barack Obama Is A Self-Loathing Muslim
Michelle Obama Talks Pantyhose On The Most Important Television Show Of Our Time, 'The View'
Ha Ha, You Voted For Him In 2000
Hillary Clinton Cares About Tim Russert The Most!
Green Screen Fun With McCain's Terrible Sp-sp-speech
America's Mayor: Obama Is 9/11
Republican Party of Texas Rejects And Denounces Racist Button Maker
Savvy Congressman: Tim Russert Would've Wanted Us To Drill
Mike Huckabee Fantasizes About Prom Night Fling With John McCain
Liveblogging Michelle Obama's Bold Anti Kitty-Mugging Stance On 'The View'
Barack Obama Leads John McCain, In Polls!
Obama Staff Packed With Bullies
Upcoming Liveblog: Michelle Obama Hosts 'The View'!
Barack Obama Said This Thing About Patti Solis Doyle!
$2 Button For Sad, Ashamed McCain Voters
NYT Story Will Make Wingnuts Love Michelle Obama
Dejected Clinton Delegate Expresses Sadness With Pretty Letterhead
Meet John McCain's Most 'Prominent' Democratic Supporter!
Metro Urges Black Ladies To Stop Leaving Big Tar Footprints Everywhere
John McCain Will Stare At Global Warming Until It Dies
Web Nerds Vow To Make Obama Uncool
Talking With The Enemy Will Only Increase Violence!
George W. Bush Plays Basketball, In Ireland!
Texas GOP Racists Make Wacky Racist Buttons
Arkansas Mayor Dumps Shelter Dogs In National Forest
Obama's 'Google' References Mean Very Important Things!
'John McCain ... Please Don't Eat My Baby'
World's Dumbest Website Headed Towards Higher Vistas
Hilarious Lanny Davis To Liven Up Fox News With Outrageous Lies And Merry-Making
McCain Says 'Stop Calling Me Old'
'Big John' Cornyn Creates Comical 'Western' Montage Of Self
Barack Obama Throws Bowling Under The Bus
Cindy McCain Continues To Steal Easily Googlable Recipes
Will Al Gore Be Obama's Black Vice President?
Wingnuts Angered & Confused By Search Results That Prove Obama Is Now Their God
Creator Of Fun H-Bomb Campaign Ad Dies
Patti Solis Doyle Will Now Bankrupt Obama Campaign
Hillary Clinton: FEED ME Thanks For The Memories!
'Yes We Can' Wins Fancy Daytime Emmy
Jeb Bush To Become Third Black President
U.S. Economy Collapses, But There's Good News, Too!
Obama Spurns McCain's Generous Offer Of 10 Duels
Beloved Detroit Mayor Skips Obama Rally
Poll Shows Collective 'Enh' Among 15% Of Voters
Historians Agree: McCain Is Doomed
But Was Tim Russert In The Tank For 'Noobama'?
Did You Know That It's 'Black Music Month'?
A Video Tribute To Tim Russert, Dead Today At 58
Meghan McCain's Worst Father's Day Present Ever
Two Americas: Peggy Noonan Sees Old People
Redneck Democratic Leaders Call Obama Terrorist
Vanity Fair Insults/Praises Wonkette
Republican Oral Sex Creep Will Go To Prison For Sucking
'McCain Cribs' Tours The Straight Talk Express
John McCain's Glorious Town Hall Truth-Talk Stacked With Minions
Cow Porn Judge's Stash Revealed!
Sham Washington MSM Refuses To Tell Truth About Golfers
You Never Forget Your First Liver
National Press Club Gives Slot To Larry Sinclair??
Some Gal's Boyfriend Dumped Her, Because Of Politics
Italian PM Endorses McCain So He Can Look Younger In Relation
Ron Paul Will End His Campaign, Again, And Start New Campaign!
RON PAUL TO MAKE HISTORIC MAJOR FREEDOM ANNOUNCEMENT 2NITE
Oklahoma Prepares For Obama Presidency
Will McCain Choose Nutball Exorcist For Veep Candidate?
MSNBC To Provide 80 Frigging Live Hours Of Political Convention Coverage
Obama's Birth Certificate Claims He Was 'Born' At Some Point
Utah Town Caves In, Allows Heathen Liberal Bikinis At Swimming Pools
Barack Obama Spreads Propaganda About Self!
Fox News Outrages All With Dumb Racist Caption
Jim Webb Is Totally Not Going To Be VP Of Anything
What's The Best Way For Hillary Clinton To Launder Her Campaign Money?
Ray Gun To Make DNC Protesters Spurt Diarrhea
Ted Strickland's Cornhole Festival Rules Out Any Chance For Veep Selection
Meghan McCain To Write Children's Book About Dad, Continue To Never Have Job
George Bush Senior Is A Terrorist Fist Jab Adulterer
Carla Bruni-Sarkozy Pens Glorious Ode To Husband: 'You Are My Junk'
John McCain Man-Loves Dick Cheney
Barack Obama Back To Smoking His Face Off
Gennifer Flowers And Paula Jones Create Glorious Sex Website
John McCain Suddenly Doesn't Want To Leave Iraq!
Clinton Campaign Post Mortem: Everybody Hates Mark Penn, Still
Laura Bush Gets A Friendly Hello From New Zealand Soldiers
Bush Says 'Sorry About The Warmongering'
GENIUS COMMENTER AT MCCAIN STORE NOW
John McCain Doesn't Care About Typos
Laura Bush Drags Luxuriously Trashy Trailer On Military Plane
Upcoming National Press Club Events: Meet The Proudicans!
Some Missouri Republican Guy Caught In Kiddie Sex Sting!
North Carolina Governor Joins Terrorist Fisting Cabal
Scarlett Johansson's Sexy Emails With Obama!
Oh God: Ron Paul Plans Paultard Convention
Ich Bin Ein Swarthy Voodoo Doll
Was Flaming Bag Of Poo Responsible For Burning Of Texas Governor's Mansion?
Eliot Spitzer Now Screwing Distressed Homeowners
Terrorists Now Putting Bombs In Your Roaster Chickens
John McCain: 'I Will Veto Every Single Beer'
John McCain's Hilariously Canned One-Liner About Barack Obama And Jimmy Carter!
Kucinich Introduces Impeachment Articles Against Bush
It's 80 Degrees And Humid Somewhere
Hilltards Create World's Dumbest Website
Roman Polanksi: Wanted and Desired
Dick Cheney Treats Prostitutes Like Dirt!
An Extended Mockery Of John McCain's Gift Shop
Oh Boy, A Liberal Racist Video Summarizing The Democratic Primary Fight!
McCain Ad: They're Gay Doppelgangers, Too!
Paul Krugman, For The Love Of God, Get Over Yourself
John McCain's Latest Devious Attempt To Steal Retarded Women
John McCain Also Divorced Crippled Hippie Lifesavers After Vietnam
McCain's Savior: Nader At 6% In New Poll
Mike Huckabee Saves The World!
Meet The Nice Wife McCain Dumped For Cindy
Barack Obama Is On Your New Bicycle
Is America Ready For A Chocolate Cake?
Senate To Privatize Crappy Senate Restaurants
Daily Briefing: It's 5 a.m. Somewhere
NYT: Michelle Obama Just Like Barbara Bush Sr.
Michelle Obama Shock Tape: 'God Damn You American Whitey'
Hillary Clinton's Late For Her Own Graduation!
Hillary Throws Huge Drunken Pool Party At Her Home
But a U.S. Treasury Official Says We're Not In Total Financial Freefall!
Obama's Former Jobs Include Killing White People In Riots
Obama Press Corps Hilariously Fooled During Secret Meeting
Several People Protest Bilderberg
How To Almost Beat A Senator To Death
Mid-Friday Comedy Hour: John McCain Hates War!
Diane Feinstein Waterboarded Served Water To Barack & Hillary!
And It Was All A Dream ... Or WAS IT?
Monthly Jobless Surge Biggest Since 1986!
A Children's Treasury Of Quotes From Rep. Charlie Rangel Regarding Clinton And Obama
John McCain Is President Of Czechs!
Hillary & Barack's Very Special Date Night
Germans Celebrate Obama In Special Way That They Don't Understand
Barack Obama Now Threatening Congress With Old Man's Maple 'Stick'
Lieberman Harvesting Human Embryos To Vote For McCain
John McCain And Mitt Romney Suddenly Best Friends!
Bobby Kennedy Was Assassinated 40 Years Ago
George Bush To Arbitrarily, Uh, Save Iraq!
'Hillary In The House' Guy Has Big Show Coming Up!
Clintards Shocked By Obama Supporters' Decent Manners
Bitter Old White Barbara Walters vs. Barack Obama
McCain Peddles Elitist Hobby Equipment On Web Site
Dead Sex-Crazed Australian Politician Dug Up For DNA Test
Hillary Quits: 'I Will Extend My Congratulations To Senator Obama And My Support For His Candidacy'
Are You A Puppet Of The New World Order?
Hillary To Concede By Friday, For Real
Wonkette's Liz Glover Joins Legion Of Washington Football Groupies
Obama's Best Friend, Tony Rezko, Convicted Of Sixteen Terrible Crimes
Secret New World Order Elite Gov't Bilderberg Group Meeting In DC Suburb!
Hillary Summons Racist Tornado To Destroy Capitol
Obama Bullies Stupid Joe Lieberman On Senate Floor
Your Editors Consider Hillary As V.P.
Massachusetts Legislator Arrested For Sexy Groping, Gives Police Fellow Legislator's Name
George Lucas To Ruin Barack Obama Story, Too
Government Toilet Fixed, In Space
Terry McAuliffe Continues To Pleasantly Embarrass Clinton Campaign
Various Media Still Cruel To Clinton
Lanny Davis Continues Remarkable Streak Of Douchebaggery
Relive WALNUTS' Big Speech In All Its Failure
You Can't Handle The Truth Revealed In This Difficult Quiz On John McCain's Internet Web Site!
John McCain Challenges Obama To A Series Of Duels!
Foreclosure Crisis Takes Down Beloved Sidekick Ed McMahon
I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing
Hillary's NYT Concedes Election
You Must Give Hillary The Advice She's Already Written!
Liveblogging Obama's Big Night, Even Though Hillary Refuses To Let Him Enjoy It
Liveblogging The Montana Massacre!
Liveblogging Hillary's Big City Speech, Where She Will Not Quit
Barack Obama Is President Of ... AMERICA
Liveblogging John 'McNasty' McCain's Mean Speech In Louisiana!
Too Much Last-Minute Fake News! Time For A Bulleted List
Shocker: Mark Penn Is Strongest Supporter Of Fighting To Denver
Tonight: South Dakota/Montana Motorpsycho Nightmare!
A Children's Treasury Of Hilarious Comments About The AP On Hillary's Blog
Another Meaningless But Still Delightful Hypothetical Electoral Map
Elite Black/Rich Media Keeps Hating On Hillary
Insane Harriet Christian Has More Thoughts About 'The Blacks'
Obama Dances On Hillary's Grave
AP Forgets That Caucus States Don't Matter
South Dakota Voter: Obama's Internet Church Supports Koran's Terrorism
Honorable John McCain Almost Promised To Die At End Of First Term
Kitty Harris Enraged Over 'Made Up Dialogue' In Fictional Film
John McCain Solicits Creepy Videos Of Your Neighbors
Terry McAuliffe Is Wonderfully Deranged
Clinton Negotiating Debt With Obama?
Dick Cheney's Incest Joke Incenses West Virginians!
Is Our Hillary Going To Drop Out Or Not? Someone Find Out!
Mythological 'Whitey' Tape Will Finally Ruin Obama
Decorated War Veteran Bill Kristol Tackles Obama's Hatred Of Soldiers
Bill Clinton Gets Sentimental On Last Day Of His Campaign
No More Kramer Photos In Senate ID Office
Ted Kennedy Brain Surgery 'Successful'
Scott McClellan Was Not Born A Fat, Bald Weasel
Terrible Old White Women Worship Their She-Devil
Barack Obama Is American President Of Europe!
We're Half Awake In A Fake Empire
Hillary's Staff Returning To New York To Say Goodbye
Wonkette Invades DNC-Protesting Alien Hordes!
Hillary Clinton Es Presidente De Puerto Rico!
More Coverage of the DNC RBC Meeting!
Jesus Saves America After All!
Jenna and Laura Bush, On Ellen's TeeVee Show!
Rep. Graves Still Harping On About Tragic San Francisco Fundraisers
Fox News Bedbug Victim Sues Landlord
Doctor's Report: Obama 'Lean And Muscular' With 'Minor Skin Rashes'
Is Hillary Clinton Too Drunk To Be President?
Republican Priest Asks God To Change Obama's Mind, Because He's An Awful Man
Wonkette Destroys Patriot/Traitor Ranking Website
Wingnuts Rank America's Best Patriots, Worst Traitors!
Condi Joins Kiss Army, Fails Her Country
Livid Bob Dole Sends Email Rant To Scott McClellan
Jim Webb Too Much Of A Manly Badass For Veep?
Shocking Activities At Florida Spelling Bee
Everything Costs A Billion Dollars
People Who Don't Watch HBO Furious About HBO
Meet Barack Obama's Crazy White (But Maybe Black) Guest Preacher One Time!
Jeff Gannon Recalls His Own Experiences With Scott McClellan, Mmhmm!
Infamous Ex-Ohio Attorney General Refers To Penis As 'Bull'
Everybody Must Resign From McCain Campaign Immediately, Due To Conflicts Of Interest
Scott McClellan Has More Ambiguous Anecdotes About President George!
Larry Craig Pens Tell-All Restroom Sex Scandal Memoir!
We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful
We Have Moved! We're In Here, Somewhere!
Privacy Policy, Terms and Conditions
'MY FIRZT VOTE IN MY WHOLE EFFEN LIFE ..AND ITZ FOR HILLARY'
Dunkin' Donuts Nixes Terrorist Rachael Ray Ad
Scott McClellan Can't Ruin George Bush Junior's Day
John McCain's Biggest Fan: 'Your Name'
Even Little-Girl Hillary Was A Conniving Monster
Dana Perino Confused By Most Things, But Specifically McClellan's Criticism
McCain Fundraiser Tour Fails Its Way Through Mormon World Capital
John McCain Gets No Love From Hollywood
Karl Rove Calls Scott McClellan Gay Woodsman
Clinton-Press Relationship Is More Dysfunctional Than Your Tragic Marriage
Barack Obama To Puerto Rico: I'm Mexican, Too!
Kwame Kilpatrick Vetoes His Own Removal
Somebody Got An Obama Tattoo On His/Her Leg!
Your Wonkette Is Moving, Tonight!
Capitol Hill's Schedulers Struggle With Simple Tasks!
Liveblogging Democrat Survivor: Oregon Trail
Liveblogging Obama's 'Milk Cows Come Home To Roost' Speech In Iowa
Liveblogging The Exciting Interim Between Kentucky And Oregon Returns!
Liveblogging Hillary's Big Kentucky Victory Lap!
Liveblogging The Kentucky Rodeo (Of Politics)
Evening Entertainment: Wonkette Liveblogs Two Mid-Major State Primaries!
Ted Kennedy Has Lived For Hundreds Of Years
Crazy Mark McKinnon Makes Good On Pledge, Quits McCain Campaign
Jesse Ventura: Where Is He Now?
Congressional Candidate's 'San Francisco Values' Revealed
Ted Kennedy Has Malignant Brain Tumor
Geraldine Ferraro Rails Against Sexism Again
Why Not Have Roger Clinton Run Too?
Terrifying Parrot To Be Obama's Black Vice President
YouTube To Joe Lieberman: 'Suck It'
Why Is Pat Buchanan So Angry These Days, Anyway?
Terrible Undergraduate Fiction Gets Students Expelled, Because Of Viginia Tech
Did The Indians Hex Barack Obama?
Barack Obama Is President Of Sunglasses
Campaign Without End, Forever And Ever, Amen
Flying Penis Invades Russian Political Scene
Each Candidate To Declare Self Winner Tomorrow
Andrew Sullivan Blogs From Subway
Wonk'd Spectacular: Joe Wilson, Rob Lowe, Larry Craig, Elizabeth Kucinich ... and Wonder Woman!
Montana Governor Speaks At One-Person Commencement
Obama Leads Hillary By So Freakin' Much
No One Abandons Hillary! Swat! Swat!
Your Bill Kristol Error Of The Week
Incredibly Racist Senator Endorses Obama
John McCain Likes To Fish On His Fake Lake
You'll See These John McCain Clips One Million Times By November 4
Like Obama, Nader Really Packs 'Em In
State GOP Chair Claims McCain Is 'Kind Of Like Jesus'
Democrats Launch 'McCainpedia,' It Be Dumb
Obama Breaks Rally Record, But Is Still EFFETE
Hillary Clinton Psycho Spotted In California
Ted Kennedy 'Talkative And Joking' After Hearing Latest McCain Strategy
Mike Huckabee Makes Hilarious Joke About NRA Rednecks Shooting Barack Obama
Fake Republican John McCain Refuses To Be Transvestite On TeeVee
Just Get A Divorce And Stop Whining!
'I'll Take A Question From The Polar Bears'
Dina McGreevey Needs Gay Governor Lifestyle -- Especially The Helicopter
Late Night Shots Doods Fall For Hipster Gals
Introducing Wonkette's Friday Afternoon Ladies Book Club
Cast Your Vote For This Week's Most Disturbing Cartoon
Peggy Noonan Hates Republicans, Hearts Obama
CNN Prints Dirty Word In Full!
Barack Obama's Wild College Days!
Biggest Moron On Earth Makes For Delicious 'Hardball' Comedy
John McCain Does Not Know Anything About Life
Dumb Old Dana Perino Calls Obama Self-Centered Ninny
Bob Gates Speaks His Mind, Loves The Terrorists
John McCain Has A Wish List From The Future
Alan Keyes Declares Self Aborted Fetus Of Politics
Tennesseans Ironically Love Michelle Obama!
Joe Biden Has Best Response To Comical Bush-Israel Speech
Hooray 4 Gays: California Court Legalizes It
Bill O'Reilly Says You Can Buy More Tapes Of Him Angry... And Naked?
Hobo Jim McGreevey Cannot Afford Alimony
Hillary Will Be Veep, Like It Or Not
John McCain Commercial '2013' Will Save The World By End Of First Term
Time Showcases Emaciated Pig On Cover
Barack Obama Says 'Sorry For The Sexist Name-Calling'
Next Hillary-Obama Debate Will Be Awesome
Edwards Endorsing Obama In Grand Rapids Is Biggest Story Ever From Grand Rapids
Vicious, Cute Ice Bears Saved By Bush Administration
Is John Edwards Finally Going To Endorse Barry? (UPDATE: Yup!)
Barack Obama Is Misogynist Pig
One Wonkette Commenter Was Better Than The Rest Of You Yesterday
Hillary Cries Over Chelsea, Politicizes Her
Chelsea Clinton Barred From Campaigning At Bombing Range
The 'Other' Crazy Black Preacher Reveals Obama's 'Trinity of Hell'
Spitzer Still Free, But Hooker Booker Faces 25 Years
Two Absolutely Terrifying Photos Of Hillary Clinton Supporters
Bob Barr Has A Jeremiah Wright Problem
Rednecks Enjoy 'Obama Monkey' T-Shirt
Sorry, White Trash: Obama Will Not Get A Tattoo
Hey Look, Rudy Giuliani's Still A Loser
Get Your Psychotropic Drugs Free With Each Deportation!
Google Ads Funnies: Hillary Clinton Naked!
Minnesota Robo-Calls Warn Against Exciting, Unusual Sex Acts
When Did Joe Wilson Cut His Hair?
Childers Wins, And Childers Said Nothing
Liveblogging Hillary Clinton's Best Victory Speech Of The Year
Still Liveblogging The 'Leave No Country Road Behind' Primary
Liveblogging the West Virginia Primary Anticlimax!
President Bush Gives Up Golf For Iraq
Join Us Tonight For The West Virginia Primary Spectacular!
Travis Childers Said Something!
Barack Obama Will Haunt Your Dreams
Clinton Memo: West Virginia Is Most Important State In Union
Ha Ha, Hillary Is A Republican
West Virginia Voters, We Salute You
James 'Judas' Carville Says Obama Is Likely Nominee
Oregon Senate Candidate: Actually Jesus?
McCain's Beloved Nutball Friend Hagee Apologizes To The Great Whore
Oregon Paper Is Unbelievably Gay For Obama
Somebody Painted Their Car To Look Like Hillary Clinton
Candidates' Handwriting Confirms Hillary Is Bossy, Obama's A Pushover, And McCain Is Nuts
Which Loser Senator Will Not Be Offered The Vice Presidency?
Barack Obama Plays Pool in West Virginia!
Terry McAuliffe Planning To Kill Tim Russert's Father?
Michael Bloomberg's A Sociopath
Some Congressman Wants Hillary To Drown, Forever
Bob Allen's Wife Takes Over Allen Political Dynasty
Old Idahoan Wants Separate Bathrooms For Gay And Straight Dudes
Hillary Owes A Lot Of Money, Boo Hoo
Obama Supporter Stalks Hillary In West Virginia
Bob Barr Running For Libertarian President; Paultards Plan St. Paul Siege
Barnes & Noble Suppresses Ron Paul Revolution!
McCain Finds 14-Year-Old Girl 'Very Attractive'
Tim Pawlenty Does Not Have Sex With His Wife
Defiant Clinton Voters Will Stick It To The Media
Are You Part of the Pregnant/Divorced/Married Messiah Change?
Jenna and George W. Bush Have Very Creepy Father-Daughter Dance
God Sends His Only Severe Thunderstorm To Jenna Bush's Crawford Wedding
Secretary Of Transportation Makes Inappropriately Named Blog
Wish Hillary A Happy Mother's Day!
Congress Errantly To Take Away Mandela's Terrorist Label
Two Losers Are Better Than One: Clinton-Edwards '08
Republicans Hate All Mothers, Including Yours
Rahm Emanuel Declares Obama Winner, Staffer Retroactively Undeclares That
Now Hillary Has Lost The Superdelegate Contest, Too
Obama Indirectly Calls All Of His Supporters Gay
John McCain's Top 5 Winning Campaign Strategies Revealed!
The Sad Ballad Of Hillary Clinton
Your Guide To Jenna Bush's Trashy Texas Wedding
Bill Clinton Is A Petulant Jerk
Canadian Legislator Resigns In Disgrace After Calling His Colleague A 'Dumb B-Word'
Relive The Magic Of Florida In 2000!
Nearly 25% Of Republicans Still Despise John McCain
A Fitting Eulogy To Deborah Jeane Palfrey
John McCain's Heartfelt Mother's Day Message
Buy JFK's Air Guitar For Next To Nothing!
BREAKING: OBAMA WEARS JEANS, TALKS ON TELEPHONE
Cindy McCain: You'll Never Get My Money, Losers!
Pizza Hut To Cater Jenna's Wedding?
Ron Paul Retracts Endorsement Of Racist Nut
Mark Penn Is Dumber Than Everyone
Rush Limbaugh's Dumb Pro-Hillary Scheme Flops
Democratic Convention Racist For Hillary
Hillary Finally Says That White People Don't Like Obama
All About Obama's Greek Cannibal Foes
Sad Actor Learns He Looks Vaguely Like Sad Bush
Eighth Grader Owns Monica Conyers In Debate!
Drunk Congressman Fossella Has Love Child!
Muppets Debate Clinton vs. Obama
John McCain Staggers Through Another Daily Show Appearance
Dirty Photo Of Obama Groping Hillary's Nethers!
Howard Wolfson Sold His Condo!
Stoner Helps Ban Sale Of Weed Candy
Has TIME Magazine Called It For Obama?
News Of Paultard Community Spreads
Putin Steps Down! And Then Steps Up!
Homosexuals Abandoning Hillary?
Meet The New Lying Hillary Clinton!
Mysterious Earthquake Fails To Destroy D.C.
Lego Sarah Palin Named America's Hottest Lego Governor
How Hillary Clinton Will Win The Nomination Now
Nevada's Drunken Idiot Governor Divorcing His Wife For Some Reason
Terrible Douchebags Launch New War On Birth Control
Famous 1972 Democrat Loser George McGovern Throws Hillary Under The Bus
Mayor Cuts Every Program, Gives Self 28% Raise
Better Start That Clinton Paraphernalia Firesale, And Soon!
Cabal Of Doctors To Declare John McCain Physically Sound(ish)
Obama's Joyless Math Beats Hillary's Magical Maps
Adorable Republican Tots Will Replace Failed Leaders In The Fall!
Late Night Indiana Results Drive Everyone Crazy, But Hillary Squeaks By
Drudge Report Anoints Obama 'The Nominee'
She Is A Space Monster, There Is No Doubt
Clinton Family Values: Liveblogging Hillary's Indiana Midnight
Liveblogging The Still No Word On Indiana Night Of Torture!
15,000+ Indianans Voted For Mitt Romney Today
LIVEBLOGGING The Indiana Indecision
Who Will Be President of Indiana, Besides This Gal?
TARHEEL TUMBLE: Liveblogging Obama's North Carolina Night
If Barack Obama Is So Good At Basketball, Why Can't He Win HOOSIERS?
INDIANA FREAKOUT: Liveblogging the Indiana Vote
Arianna Huffington Criticizes Harried 'Conventional Wisdom Zombies'
Oh That Wacky Cartoon Black-Issues Preacher
McCain To Show That Iran, He'll Show 'Em Good Alright, With Help Of 'League of Nations'
Obama Caught Kissing Boys Somewhere
Poll: 60% Of Democrats Forgot To Take Retard Medicine Before Responding To Poll
Bush Administration Scolds Another Government For Not Dealing With Natural Disaster Effectively
John And Elizabeth Edwards Hate Clinton, Obama, Rest Of Thankless World
Obama Office In Indiana Vandalized!
Fraudulent Former N.H. Congressional Candidate Is Saddest Person In World History
Washington Is A Foul Hellscape Of Rats
Obama RIPS James Carville For Disgusting Testicles Comment
Valiant Ron Paul Still Running For President!
Scarlett Johansson Dumps Obama For Some Canadian Actor
Will Barack Obama's Youth Voters Choose Him...Or Finals?
Poll: Americans Are More Ageist Than Sexist Or Racist
Ben Smith Kills All 'Politico' Reporters, Keeps Two Ladies For Himself
Meanwhile, In America's Most Comical Special Election...
Marc Dann Rolls Up His Sleeves... For Boning
SEE WHERE TERRORISM/ISLAM WAS BORN
Read 'D.C. Madam' Deborah Jeane Palfrey's Suicide Note
Peggy Noonan Found A Wormhole Into Kurt Andersen's Brain
What Has Happened To Barack Obama, Hillary?
Silly Ohio Attorney General Won't Quit, Makes Things Awkward
Barack Obama Ate Eggs This Morning, In Indiana!
Barack Obama Will Steal Your Fancy Non-Existent Hitler Gun
Cruel Bill Clinton Mocks Fainting Ladies, Old People, Others
What Is Wrong With Hillary Clinton Now?
Gritty Hillary Will Conquer Laws Of Math!
Oprah Winfrey Too Busy To Campaign With Obama
The Fighting Cocks Are Coming Home To Roost
Hillary Places Economists Beneath Large Transportation Unit
Barack Obama Is President Of Guam
Who Are America's Top Political Pundits, According To Lobsterbacks?
Ohio Attorney General Admits Sex Affair!
Bill Clinton Has Creepy Metal Frog Fetish
Dick Cheney Tries To Kill Wonkette's Liz Glover?
Barack Obama Throws 'Grand Theft Auto IV' Under The Bus
Mickey Kantor Says He Didn't Use N-Word
Obama Will Even Tax Your OXYGEN
Grumpy Naked Elephant-Sexing Americans Aren't Bitter
Al Gore Blamed For Tragic Seal-On-Penguin Rape
What Clinton's People Really Think About Indiana
A Children's Treasury Of Recent Suspicious Suicides
Barack Obama Not As Funny As Paula Abdul
Japanese Gov't Employee Looks At More Porn Than Rest Of World Combined
D.C. Madam 911 Suicide Tape Released
Has He Lost His Mind? Can He See Or Is He Blind?
McCain Refuses To Admit He Calls His Wife 'C - - t'
Ron Paul Will Fire You For Having Fat Genes
Deborah Jeane Palfrey To Be Remembered On Moon
George W. Bush Continues To Achieve!
An Unbelievably Depressing Video Regarding The Gas Tax Holiday
Old Barbara Walters Had Sex Affair With Old Black Republican Senator, In The 1970s
George & Hillary Take Reign Of Torture On The Road
It's 3 A.M. And Hillary Is Dumb
Dockworker War Protest Shuts Down ALL West Coast Ports
Barack Obama Almost Gets UNC Basketball Team In Trouble
Ronald Reagan Also Had Good Ideas About Shoes
McCain Calls Friedman Chauffered New York Elitist, Is Wrong
Bush Administration Wants You To Carry Guns In National Parks
Bitchy Outgoing Italian Government Posts Everyone's Tax Info Online
A Nation Challenged: CNN Covers Bird 'Stuck' In Tree
Happy May Day & Loyalty Day, Commies/Fascists!
Weird Voters Still Hating On George W. Bush
Senate Decides John McCain Is 'American'
Funny Hillary Cannot Operate Simple Beverage Machine At Gas Station
Ron Paul Manifesto Drops Today, All Humans Must Buy Eight Copies
Famous Football Great Eli Manning Roots In His Nose While George W. Bush Jabbers About Something
Associated Press Vehemently Hates Hillary
Hillary Tells Bill O'Relly Her American Opinion Of Black Muslim Christian Pastor
MoveOn.org Celebrates 'Mission Accomplished' With Delicious Cake
Since When Did The Best National ID Card Party Kick Off?
All Economists Despise 'Gas Tax Holiday', What With Its Hilarious Lack Of Logic
Americans Selling All Their Possessions On Craigslist
Chelsea Clinton Proves Useful!
Willard Scott Was Sinister Washington Clown
Hooray! America Not In Depression, Economy Nears Perfection
Gay Outrage Over 'Pansy' Remarks!
A Children's Treasury of Sexy Text Messages From Detroit's Greatest Mayor
Fox News Morans Think Lincoln Debated Emancipated Slave
Jennifer Granholm's Medical Emergency Drama!
You Won't Have Reverend Wright To Kick Around Anymore
The Funniest Daily Kos Post Ever
Indiana Should Vote Hillary, Cuz She's From Illinois
NRCC Claims That Barry And Nancy Will Radically Steal Your Freedom Trinkets
Nice 82-Year-Old White Gal Kisses Obama
John McCain Funded By The Freaking ROTHSCHILDS
Barry Is Talking About Reverend Wright On The TeeVee! (Now With Video!)
Barack Obama Is President Of Basketball
'Why Can't I Find This Crazy Thing I Am Sending To You?'
Hillary Replaces Bill With Gaffe-Proof Clinton Robot
John McCain Says High Health Care Costs Are Bad!
Bush Fixes Economy Whines About Congress
Indiana Primary Will Be A Nail-Biter
Australian Leader Caught Sniffing Lady Staffer's Chair
Carla Bruni-Sarkozy Went To Tunisia And All She Got Was This Lousy Headscarf
North Carolina Governor To Endorse Clinton
TV Idiot Nicole Richie Endorses Obama
Candy, Candy, Candy I Can't Let You Go
Aww, Jeremiah Wright Isn't Doing Whatever Barry Asks Him To Do! What a Jerk!
Sly Ashley Alexandra Dupre Sues 'Girls Gone Wild' For $10 Million
DNC Research Director Says Mean Things About McCain!
McCain Flirted With Topless Hannah Montana 'Tween!
Ha Ha! Doug Feith Loses Professor Job At Georgetown
6.5 Million Foreclosures, 18.6 Million Vacant Homes
Roger Waters Supports Obama On Inflatable Pig's Underside
Catholic Church Condemns American Mayor Giuliani!
Washington Crippled By Crazy Trucker Protest
Exclusive Photo Of John 'WALNUTS!' McCain!
Karl Rove Has Advice For Barack Obama
A Brief Translation of Bill Kristol's Latest Column
Democrats Finally Moving En Masse To One Candidate
Mississippi Ad Attacks 'Liberal Barack Obama'
Barack Obama Visited The Fox News!
Wacky Paultards Ruin Nevada GOP Convention
Alan Keyes Loses Constitution Party Nomination!
Barack Obama's Controversial Pastor Was Navy War Hero Who Saved LBJ
Our Second Annual 'Hopefully The Last White House Correspondents Post Ever'
Clintons To Emerge From Campaign '08 Triumphant And Friendless
Waitress Fired For Hillary Sign At McCain Event?
Leak-Free Obama Staff Annoys Reporters
Barack Obama Wins At Basketball
Obama Should Drop Out, Only To Win Later!
Wonkette Sponsors Won't Give Up Even After They Lose
Here's a Solution: Sell Florida And Michigan To Paultards
Barack Obama Is On The Internet, Live!
Peggy Noonan Went To An Airport
'Hannah Montana Bill' Gets Minnesota Legislators Hot
Pennsylvania's Cartoon Hangover
Stupid Leftists Can't Even Make Good Propaganda
Capitol Launches Intra-Office Laser War?
John McCain Enjoys Deep Discounts, Free Slaves At Alabama Event
Photo Search Database Is Racist?
Scalia Tells Haters To Get Over Bush v. Gore
Barack Obama's Triumphant Return To Fox News
GILF Alert: Missouri's Sarah Steelman May Be Next Pretty Lady Gov
Throwing The Bus Under The Bus
President Hillary Will Save Original English Colonies
Fake 'West Wing' President Martin Sheen Endorses Obama Instead Of Old Fan Bill Clinton's Wife!
Tax Hero Wesley Snipes Faces Prison Horror
Mexicans Now Taking George W. Bush's Blackberries
Does Barack Obama Hate Tanning Salons?
Jeremiah Wright Thinks Something Unfair Happened!
Carville And Richardson Continue To Slap Each Other With Various Words
Orrin Hatch Pens Glorious Song For WALNUTS!
Thomas Friedman Looks Comical When Being Attacked By Pies!
Video Footage of Barack Obama Eating Waffles!
ATF Launches Brilliant New Anti-Gun Campaign!
Washington Gears Up For White House Correspondents Parties!
Drunk Congressman Sleeps In Cot At Filthy Capitol Hill Bar
Mike Huckabee To Write Book About His Famous Losing Campaign
Barack Obama Is Tired (Or Stoned!)
Everybody Hates Everybody Else
Jenna Bush's Texas-Trash Wedding Splendor
Major Sinbadgate Player Sheryl Crow Endorses Obama
Barack Obama Offers Subtle Hand Gesture To Media
American Investors Plan 'Disneyland' Thingy For Baghdad
What You Need To Know About The Next Few Weeks
Wingnut Church Changes Obama-Osama Church Sign
McCain Struggles To Win Pennsylvania ... GO RON PAUL!
Thomas Friedman Assaulted By Rhode Island Pies!
Write Your Own Terry McAuliffe Response
North Carolina Republican Ad Says Obama Is Too 'Extreme'
Fancypants Gen. Petraeus Gets Promotion, It'll Be Steaks For Dinner Tonight!
Cindy McCain's Tell-All Memoir Due Out This Fall!
Wrestling Ad Generates Exciting New Name For Senator Clinton
Oldsters Key To Clinton's Pennsylvania Victory
Weird Scenes From Hillary's Philadelphia Lair
Obama Speaks: Liveblogging the PA Primary, Part Phive
Hillsylvania Strangler: Liveblogging PA, Part Phour
Wonkette Stranded In Hillary's Demonic Headquarters
Hillary Wins, Obama Spins: Liveblogging The Pennsylvania Waterloo, Part III
Hillary Wins! Liveblogging The Pennsylvania Primary Massacre, Part II
Liveblogging The Cable News Blathering About The Pennsylvania Primary
Who Will Win Pennsylvania? Join The Unofficial Wonkette Betting Pool!
Italians Like Obama, Hillary, And Their Own Politician Guy
Philadelphia So Crazy On Election Day
Barack Obama Is A 'Martinist'; Wonkette Interviews Another Member of Sonic Youth!
The Other Hillary-Barack Wrestling Match
George Bush Honors Soldier On TeeVee
Hey Look, A Dog For Barry Obama
Bill Clinton Charms PA Blacks With Latest Race Talk
Florida Lawmakers Take Brave Stand Against Fake Testicles
Hate TV Wrestling? Then You'll Also Hate Hillary, McCain & Obama
Obama Gets Crucial Nixon-Daughter Endorsement
Barack Obama Will Likely Lose On This Ballot, Because He's Not On It
Hillary Clinton Also Worships Satan
It's Hillary's Friends, And Stephanie Tubbs Jones Shouting!
John McCain Celebrates Pennsylvania Primary In Ohio
Hillary Clinton's Headquarters Invade Wonkette's Hotel
You Too Can Eat Obama's Hamas Waffles
Five Easy Steps To Predicting Pennsylvania
Barack Obama On The Daily Show
Dancing Clintards Swaddled In Bags
Barack Obama: So Mean To Reporters!
Change Goes Another Round Against Experience
STEPHANIE TUBBS JONES IS OUT OF HER MIND, And Other Stories
America's Hot New Political Trend: Hoarding Food
Whiny Pennsylvanians Getting What They Deserve
Wonkette Tortures Self, Returns To Philadelphia
Presidential Candidates To Appear On Fake Wrestling Program Tonight
Ron Paul Working Radio Ads (And Winning) In Pennsylvania
Witch! Traitor TeeVee Critic Makes Terrorist Error About George Washington
McCain Campaign Gives Up, Will Accept Welfare
(Other) Miss South Carolina To 'Work' Old John McCain!
Paultards Make Brave Last Stand In Pennsylvania
Which Presidential Candidate Will Look The Worst In 4 Years?
Condi Meets Pope, Goes To Iraq, Grows Antlers
Hillary's Enormous Pennsylvania Lead Becomes Pathetic, 'Significant' Lead!
Rick Santorum Endorses Mortal Enemy John McCain
George W. Bush Is Featured 7-Diamond Whore At Exclusive Connecticut Fundraiser!
Meet The Clintons' 7 Most Despised Former Friends!
Pennsylvania Decides: 'Nobama' Or 'Lying Narcisist'?
Chelsea Clinton Groped By Lesbians
John McCain Is Still A Dangerous Old Nut
Top 10 Reasons Hillary Is Finally Finished
Ann Coulter Signs Books While Lady-Pooping?
BREAKING: HOT DISH SARAH PALIN GIVES BIRTH, KID HAS WEIRD NAME
Tom Tancredo Chides Pope For Supporting Mexicans
Beware Pope-Stalking River Beavers
Endless Campaign Means Endless Campaign Staffer Sex!
Olbermann, Carville, Marty Sheen, Even Dennis & Liz
Obama To Die Of Stroke If President
Bush Loves Him! Meet The Navy SEAL Special Ops Super-Spook
McCain Releases Dumb Tax Returns, Cindy's Fortune Kept Secret!
Secret Democratic Operatives Blandly Attack McCain's Age
The Horrifyingly Bitter Cartooninated Week That Was
Wonkette Sponsors Aren't Bitter At All
Former White Southern Senators Endorse Hopey
Homeless Bum Finds Plans To New World Trade Center, Is Still Homeless
Hillary Clinton And A 'Real American'
The Pennsylvania Surge Is Working!
Superdelegates Still Snubbing Hillary Clinton
Did Oklahoma Sheriff Keep Sex Slaves In County Jail?
Meet The Hot Rhythmical Gymnast At Center Of Putin Love Triangle
But When She Got There, The Cupboard Was Bare
New York Times: Pope Meets With Many, Many Victims Of Pedophile Priests
Video Shocker: Did Obama Flip Off Hillary?
New York Times Publishes Reporter's Terribly Misspelled Notes
Rep. John Conyers' Councilwoman Wife Gets Sassy With Councilman
What Funny Thing Is Obama Saying To This Dude?
Colorful Environmental 'Time' Cover Offends Veterans
Terrifying Death Robot Screeches Obama's Name
Arizona Legislature Seeks Ban On 'Anti-Western' (BLACK) Teachings
Hillary Wins Clutch College Newspaper Endorsement
Obama Girl Doesn't Know How To Vote, Talk
Republican Congressional Candidate Videotapes People Having Sex!
Is George Stephanopoulos Actually Dead Now?
World's Worst Debate Also Most Popular Debate
Lyndon LaRouche: Obama's a Monkey Working For British Intelligence!
'Mental Case' Bill O'Reilly Urged Not To Attend Boston Emmys
Michele Bachmann's Underlings Express Love By Fleeing
Yale Art Student Offends Everyone With Abortion Project
Strong Dollar Policy Really Paying Off
Everybody Hated Last Night's Debate, Except David Brooks
Debate Building Haunted By Bronze People & Howards!
Analyzing The Analysis: Drunkenly Liveblogging Bald Commentators
Liveblogging Philly's 'Ask Obama a Question About Strange Black People' Forum, Part II
Liveblogging Philadelphia's Debate From Only Nice Location In Philadelphia!
Is Lusty Congresslady Michele Bachmann Being Naughty?
Liveblogging The Pre-Debate Commentary
Mike Huckabee's Shocking Online Secret Is A ... Political Action Committee Website
Test Your Brain Power With Ghoulish Virginia Tech Shooting Quiz!
Wonkette To Cover Famous Philadelphia Debate In 'Real Life'
Mike Bloomberg Writes Existentialist Poem About Tragedy of Fame
Steve Doocy's Son Still Not As Terrible As Steve Doocy
How To Brainwash Your Hillary-Loving Old Parents
America's Most Elitist Musician Endorses Obama!
Ron Paul Freedom Tax Rally Saves Economy!
Nobody Trusts Hillary, Except Bitter Old Boomers
Popular Republican Joe Lieberman Teaches John McCain How To Win By Losing
New York Times Discovers Hidden Link Between Elitist Food Habits And Elitist Voting Habits
McCain Wants In On Demoncrat Gravy Train
Evil God Offers Incredible Book Promo For Specter
Hillary Courts Dentally Challenged Old Racist Demographic
Why Bill Clinton's Beloved Press Hates Him Now
Michelle Obama: Very Hot, Pretty Funny
Stephen Colbert At National Portrait Gallery: Well Hung?
Popemania: George & Laura & Jenna Bush Say Hi To Pope!
HuffPo Gives World Horrible Eye Cancer!
Ron Paul Liberty Phoenix Attacks Capitol Hill
National Conversation On Race Off To Hot Start
Bitter Beer Ruins Obama's Electoral Chances!
Bitter Voters Will Elect Ralph Nader, In Michigan!
Jimmy Carter Waxes Terrorist With Hamas
The Pope's Visit: What You Need To Know!
Teenagers Trying To Kill Chuck Norris!
McCain, Obama Flirt With Underage Hannah Montana
Cindy McCain Stole Recipes From Innocent Quakers
Frightening Mechanized Future World Police Force Already Needs More Cash
Obama Gambling Ring, Pope's Haircut & Goodbye To Intern Elise!
John McCain Being Real Ballbuster On Tax Day
Beautiful Smithsonian Gal Fired For Wasting Your Taxpayer Blood Money
Former Ohio Secretary Of State Now Working As 'Black Reporter'
Is Obama Too Cool To Be President?
Cindy McCain Also Steals Recipes
A Tax Day Celebration Of War Profiteers And The Citizens Who Hate Them
Breaking News On Jenna Bush's Wedding Dress!
Which Of These Cuddly Bears Is Best Qualified To Lead The Free World?
Unflattering Photo Will Make Hillary Win Pennsylvania
John McCain To Launch Massive 'Old Man' Tour Next Week
RACIST John Ashcroft Calls Obama 'Osama,' Gets Wildly Booed
Paultards Draft Strange Declaration of Independence Thing
Medical Marijuana Ads Featuring Tragically Ill People Bum Everybody Out
Alas, Chelsea Clinton Learns To Lie
American Hero Sinbad Doesn't Pay Taxes?
Sexy Celebrities Love Politics Sexy Barack Obama
Barack Obama Is Elitist Drunk Too!
Massive Penis By Idaho Governor's Mansion CENSORED
Inside The Fascinating Clinton Marriage!
Masterful Bill Kristol Pens Best Column Yet!
Yes We Can: Wonkette Goes Solo
Al Gore, Jimmy Carter To Strangle Clinton Candidancy In 35-Year-Old Crib
Hillary Gets Drunk, Shoots Indiana With Grandfather's Guns
Return of the Living Condi Veep Rumors
Libertarians Hassled For Dorky Public Dancing On Jefferson's Birthday
Other TeeVee Moron Endorses Barack Obama
Obama: 'Bitter Poor People? Yes They Are!'
Hillary Clinton Clings To Happy Working Class People
Divine Overlord Michael Chertoff Stares Down Michael Chertoff
America's Best Attorney General Can't Find Job!
Bike-Racing Girls Love Barack Obama
Barack Obama Calls Chris Matthews (And Cable News) A Joke
Peggy Noonan Is Confused By Scary German Pope
Tax Returns Prove Bush, Cheney Not Yet Richest Men On Earth
Bushes Throw Birthday Bash For Pope, But He's Not Coming!
Al Franken and Larry Craig, Together At Last!
Bill Clinton Doesn't Understand the Internet, Because of Racism?
THREE GIRLS AND THEIR BROTHER by Theresa Rebeck
Diarrhea Made JFK Bungle Bay Of Pigs Invasion
Obama To Open Offshore Office In Guam
Have You Seen John McCain's Smoky Teacher Ad Yet?
George W. Bush Still Drafting Muppets
A Delightful Menagerie Of Economic Chaos
Paul Begala Hates Mark Penn So Very Much
Some Republican Finally Makes Tiger Woods-Barack Obama Connection
Alan Greenspan To Save Economy With Tea!
Wonkette Sponsors Dodged Sniper Fire At TGIF
Pathetic Dollar Means All Cocaine Goes To Europe!
Somebody Doesn't Like The Booble Head Pope!
Clinton's Indiana Office Esploded!
Rove Backs Romney's Push For VP
Focus Group Voters Believe John McCain Is A Frail Old Man With Old Fashioned Views
Joe Lieberman Crashed His Own Web Site Before 2006 Primary
Terry McAuliffe Rides Mechanical Bull Late-Night, Like a Clown
Look At What The Vile House Democrats Did Today!
Bruce Barclay's Gay Sex Website No Longer Works. But Look!
Is Your 'National Mood' As Crappy As 75% Of America's?
Look At This Sizzling New Obama Thong
Is Some Naked Gal In Cheney's Glasses?
Dallas To Deal With George W. Bush By Itself
Mike Huckabee's Strange New Life
Meet Bruce Barclay's Harrisburg Frat Boys
How Barack Obama Ruined Oprah's Career
Only 1.5 More Days of Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week Redux
Shelley Sekula Gibbs Officially Dumped In Trash
Larry Craig To Write Gay Sex Energy Policy Book
Ex-PA Official Taped Sex With Hundreds of Male Prostitutes
Insane Republican Voting Official Brawls With Reporter!
Famous People In London Overwhelmingly Support Barack Obama
Floridians Encouraged To Bring Guns To Work
Olympic Torch Fakeout Leaves San Francisco Protesters Burning Mad
Hilarious Signs That It's Not A Great Depression Yet
Diplomatic Idol John Bolton To Address Gay Thing
Obama Supporter Who Calls Black Children 'Monkeys' Will Not Step Down!
Celebrate Tax Day With Silver Women And Alcoholism
Get A Free Ann Coulter Poster For Your Enemies
Which Doctor Congressman Voted Against Friendly Tibet Bill?
Are You As Dumb As America's Smartest College Kids?
Chris Matthews Mulls Doomed Senate Bid?
Joe Biden Was Extremely Horny Yesterday
Twin Cities Bars Will Stay Wide Open For Republican National Convention
...So He Is Talking About Diversity Or Something?
McCain Cannot Discover Secret Black People Hideouts
Wonkette Bothers John Kerry, For The Kids!
Ohio Attorney General Luring Female Staff With Hawaiian Pizza?
Slaphappy Federal Gov't Employees Buy iPods, Panties With Your Money!
Hill People Like Same Stuff White People Like, Coincidentally
Bobblehead Pope Ad Offends Humorless Catholics
Louisiana Senate Teetotalers Shoot Down State Cocktail Legsilation
Shelley Sekula Gibbs Defeated In TX 22 Runoff :(
College Kid Verbally Kicks Karl Rove In Balls
Clintons Disagree On Free Trade!
New Washington Times Poll Will Blow Your Mind
Meet Everyone Who Has Ever Known Barack Obama
Sen. Rockefeller Comically Criticizes McCain's War Experience
Associated Press Erotically Describes Expensive Camel
Taxpayers To Pay For Cheney's Safety After He Leaves Office
Christian Fat Cats Regret Not Supporting Huckabee
Hillary Clinton Asks Her Dumb Little 'Questions' About Iraq
Somebody At The Wall Street Journal Hates Mark Penn
'Stoners In The Mist' Is Funniest Anti-Drug Thing Since Tom Harkin
Is Oliver Stone's Bush Movie a Terrible Hoax?
Wonkette Operatives Cover Petraeus Hearing On Capitol Hill!
Victory in Afghanistan Canceled!
Joe Scarborough & Hillary Clinton Like-Like Each Other
Crazed John McCain Attacked Rick Renzi With Bare Hands!
61% Of Historians Say Bush Is Worst Ever
Nation's Ten Worst Traffic Nightmares, Fragile Bridges, And Crumbling Dams
Tony Blair Secretly Shilling For John McCain
Mark Penn Not Fired Or Resigning After All!
David Vitter's Car Destroys Police Department Parking Lot!
Hillary Supporter Wilentz Should Stop Talking, Writing
New York Times Looks Foolish On Pulitzer Day
McCain Raises Like Four Cents In March
Famous Washington Post Newspaper Wins Six Pulitzers!
Treehugger Hillary Calls For Fake Olympics Ceremony Boycott
A Children's Treasury Of Pundits Celebrating Mark Penn's Downfall
Doug Feith Loves Reminiscing About Allowing Torture
Spike Lee Throws Clintons Under The Bus
Sniper 'Empties Intestinal Canal' Instead Of Protecting George Bush!
Health Insurance Is Illegal Gambling, Says Muslim Body
Outraged Nativists Reclaim Mexico From Absolut Vodka
Obama Turns Up Nose At Montana Shoe-Shine
Corrections Regarding Big Beavers And The Mexican Language
Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens
Mark Penn, Famous Dingleberry, Lardbot and Spawn of Lucifer, Out as Chief Clinton Strategist
Happy MLK Assassination Riot Day, Washington!
Snoop Dogg Says The KKK Hearts Obama
New Poll Shows Obama On Fast Train To Loserville
Hillary's Tax Returns Are Out Somewhere!!!
Vodka Ad Reveals Illegal Immigrants' Master Plan
Hypocrite Mark Penn Talks Colombian Trade On The Down Low
Philadelphia's Gay People HATE Barack Obama
Hillary Proves She Knew MLK By Talking About It
Horribly Racist Flyer That No One Can Read Circulating Republican 'Circles'!
Did Hillary Clinton Really 'Shake Hands' With MLK When She Was 14?
John Edwards Throws Vice Presidency Under The Bus
Meet Barack Obama's Graceful Steed!
World's Greatest Wonk'd: Bernanke, Novak, Ridge, Thompson, America's Mayor & Many More!
McCain 'Apologizes' For Denying MLK His Holiday
Jenna Bush And Hubby Moving To Crime City Baltimore?
Angry Liberal Radio Lady Suspended For Using Cuss Words! About Politician Ladies!
Nightmarish Horror Visions A-Go-Go
Former Impeacher Bob Barr To Run For President?
Wonkette Sponsors Will Play Hoops With Hillary And Barack
Climate Change Panel Turns Into Yale Wankfest
Drudge Report: Shocking McCain Sex Practices Revealed
Rage-Filled Larry King's Little League Rant!
Play Hoops With Hopeful Obama!
'Old Buckley' Would Never Write This Kind of Tripe
Obama-Dave Matthews Ticket Giveaway Ruins Bill Clinton Rally
American Airlines Knows Truth About Cold War NEVER ENDING
Hillary Makes Creepy New Ad, Tells People Not To Watch It
Ron Paul Gears Up For Pennsylvania Primary!
Lindsey Graham Throws Al Gore Under The Bus
London's Mayor Announces He Has Five Children
Debbie Stabenow's Husband's Cheap Hooker Looks... Like Something!
McCain Will Be President Because His Current Wife Runs Beer/Nascar Industry
Hast Thou Fought With Comrades In Gun-Battle With Fair WALNUTS! Before?
Arkansas Babies Can No Longer Wed, Says Fascist Government
Dorkwad Congressman Holds Hearing In Second Life
Hanoi Jane Endorses Obama So Hanoi John Can Be President
Broke Loser Obama Raises Only $40 Million In March
Hillary Weeps With Joy Over Piles Of Scrantonian Cash
Barack Obama Will Make Al Gore President Of Global Climate Change
Obama's Smoking Ruins Special Bond With Jake Tapper
How Do You Solve A Problem Like Macedonia?
Sins Of Omission, Emission, And Admission
Barack Obama Has Smoked Some More Cigarettes!
The Story of McCain And His Brazilian Sexbot
Did Monica Goodling Fire Some Lesbian?
Hillary Clinton Blames John McCain For Leaving Stock Market Open at 3 A.M.
John McCain Stalks That Dumb Girl From 'The Hills'?
Obama Gets Piiiiiiissed at Neurotic 'eBay Guy'
Bill Clinton Goes Crazy With Superdelegates Watching
George Bush's Romantic NATO Tour!
McCain Chides America for Being Hippies
Thrifty Senator's Husband Only Spends $150 On Prostitute!
50 Cent Flip Flops, Karl Rove Laughs
Barack Obama To Change Electoral Math By Courting Youths, African-Americans, Everybody Else
Obama's Magic 'Fellows' Will Crush Hillary's Lady Army
Obama/Hillary Spoof Of Popular Song Involving Matt Damon!
Beloved Sexy Texter Forced To Quit Finnish Foreign Ministry
John McCain Celebrates April Fool's Day
Steny Hoyer To Settle Election With P.G. County Remake of 'Breakfast Club'
Sassy Teenager Makes Fun of McCain at Alma Mater
Oliver Stone Movie Will Solve George W. Bush's Assassination
All Nationals Fans In Secret CIA Prisons Now
How Much Money Did Hillary & Barry Steal in March?
Hillary Makes Very Mean April Fool's 'Joke' About Obama's Bowling
Rocky Balboa Was A Fighter, Just Like Hillary!
Mystical Pennsylvania Foodstuffs Confuse NYT Reporter
Capitol Hill Awash In April Fool's Hijinks
Ralph Nader Pens Beautiful Poem for Hillary Clinton
Gun Nut Murtha Aide Misspent Funds On Fancy Rifle
Hillary Superdelegate Throws Hillary Under The Bus
Ann Curry Plumbs Barack Obama's Depths In Tell-All Five-Minute Profile
Whose Side Are You On, Pelosi?
George W. Bush Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize
Stupidity Shocker: Only 10% Of Voters Think Obama's Muslim
Yeah, But He Still Sucks at Bowling
Chelsea Continually Harassed About Monica Lewinsky
Bush Library Can't Find Home on Internet
Candidates Celebrate Chavez's Birthday By Pandering
PA Democratic Governor Rendell's Favorite Channel is Fox News
Farewell Alphonso Jackson, Latest Bush Official To Quit!
North Dakota College Kids Honor Obama With Blackface Anal Sex Skit
McCain Will Start War With The Sun
'McCain Girls' Respond To Cruel YouTube World
Meet Henry Paulson's Hilarious New Financial Overhaul Package!
Russell Crowe Hearts Cupcakes, Rudy's In The Gutter
JFK Not Responsible For Barack Obama's 'Very Existence' After All
Beyond the Valley of the Condi Veep Rumors
Barack Obama Fails At Bowling In Pennsylvania
Lou Dobbs Almost Makes Hilarious Racist Old Man Slip-Up
Harold Ickes Takes Over Irritating Loudmouth Duties From Mark Penn
Barack Obama Wins Texas Primacaucus Nightmare!
Rev. Sun Myung Moon Makes Dead Presidents Want To Crawl Out Of Their Graves!
Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!
Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus
The Secret Shocking Truth About Barack Obama's Law School Teaching Experience!
You Could Eat Food With Barack, You Poor Maggot
Terrorists Make Lady Rip Off Nipple Piercings to Board Plane
People Finally Noticing That Alan Keyes Changed Parties
John McCain: The Panamanian Mexican Geezer Americans Have Been Waiting For
World's Shortest Wonk'd: George Will, Some Fireman
'The View' Ladies Act Like Themselves With Barack Obama
D.C. Gal Who Had Sex For Money Five Years Ago Now Maybe A Hooker At Eliot Spitzer's Latest Brothel?
Democratic Party Tries to Give Crazy Old Hillary the Boot?
America's Winning Response to Eight Years of Bush & Cheney
Who Would Believe You Were A Beauty Indeed When The Days Get Shorter And The Nights Get Long
Angry Republican Donors Literally Crapping On Fundraising Pleas
I'm Swell, My Opponent Is A Necrophiliac/Hobo/Graceful Figure Skater
San Diego City Council Candidate Jerks Off In Public
Wonkette Sponsors Will Take This Fight All The Way To Denver
Coy Bloomberg Still Won't Admit He Hearts Obama
Bawling Mukasey Defends Spies, Calvinists
PA's Senator Casey Endorses Obama!
Republican National Convention Fixing To Be 4 AM Rager
Obama Starts National Conversation Among White People (About How They Hate Him)
Taking Turns Baking Worms With The Bacon & Eggs
The Only Way To Escape Barack & Hillary
Bored New Jersey People Seek Recall of Gov. Corzine
Inventor Of Egg McMuffin Dies, Tucker Carlson Mourns
Bush Excited About Reemergence of Horrible Iraq Bloodshed!
Maryland Congressman Resigns After Kinky Beating
Obama Opens Transcendant National Conversation On The Economy
Could Liberal Elitist Al Gore Win Nomination?
Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy
Hey Governor, How Many Escalators Are There In Wyoming?
Congressional Candidate Confuses Voters With Mystical Last Name
Clinton Fears U.S. Becoming Island Nation Of Samurai
Live, From NBC, It's Ashley Alexandra Dupre
Mitt and McCain Hit The Trail Together
Some Old Tucker Carlson Salsa Dancing Video!
Puerto Rican 'Governor' Somehow Caught In FBI Sting!
Michele Bachmann Declares War On Light Bulbs
Deval Patrick Fails As Governor, So Barack Obama Is Unelectable
Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath
Shocking Bosnia Video Proves Hillary Told The Truth!
New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster
McCain Aide McKinnon Would Nuke Entire Earth To Tear Down Hillary
Hillary Makes Up Chelsea's Whereabouts on 9/11
Poor Baby Barack Still Tired After Vacation
One-Fifth of Democratic Voters Thinks Obama Should Drop Out
Pro-Hillary Fat Cat Democratic Donors Threatening Nancy Pelosi
Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?
Did Sinbad Save America From Nuclear Annihilation?
New Paultard Is Ashley Alexandra Dupre
Hillary's Funny Story About Wanting To Join The Marines
Defiant Samantha Power Apologizes For Monster Comment But Nothing Else
John McCain Delivers Comical Foreign Policy Speech
Tom Harkin Was Right About Child Slavery & Drugs!
1992 Video Proves Hillary Clinton Used To Be Likeable
John McCain Always Plotting Against America's Precious Freedoms
Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!
Hillary Clinton Elected President Of China And Mexico!
How Sex Scandals Ruin Our Democracy
Hillary Clinton Caught In Millionth Bosnian Lie!
More Funny 'Hillary Does Bosnia' Video
Bill Richardson Should Have Grown Dali Mustache Instead
Idaho Legislature Censoring Senate Candidate 'Pro-Life'
Obama Secretly Related To Every U.S. President, And Brad Pitt
Insane Internet About To Commit Suicide Over Hillary Clinton's Existence
Ronald Reagan Lady To Endorse John McCain
Passengers On Grounded Planes Not Entitled To Air, Other Luxuries
Old People Without Internet Access Pay $3,000 For Naked Picture Of Carla Bruni
Hillary's Bosnia Story Her First Lie In 12 Years
Jenna And Laura Bush Entice Youngsters Into Babylonian Fertility Ritual
Obama, McCain Whoring Themselves
Hillary To 'Level' Your House, With Bulldozers
Barack's Tax Returns Are Online! Hillary's Are Somewhere Else!
Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die
Pentagon Accidentally Sends Missiles To Taiwan, Declares War To Get Them Back
Greetings From Sunny Puerto Rico, Bosnia
Obama Makes His Secret Service Guys Poop Across The Street
OMG Newest NY Governor Did Drugs!
Hillary Clinton Accidentally Decapitated!
Meet Your Next President, La Pequeña Hillary Clinton
One Thousand Years Of War, Tyranny And Solitude
DNC Fixes Typo, Ends Primary Season Four Days Earlier!
Bill Kristol's Column So Bad That We Wait Until 6:30 To Mention It
New Republic Profiles Androgynous Liberal Deathbot
Fred Thompson Returns To Glorious Acting Career
BREAKING: Internet Creates Obvious Political .GIF!
Iraq War Snoozefest Bores Journalists
U.S. Immigration Director Whines About Liberal Media On His Blog
Democrats Attack Flappy-Headed McCain Robot
Bill Clinton Celebrates Hallowed Polish Wet T-Shirt Holiday
McGee Cleared Of Teen Sex Accusation
New D.C. Stadium Honors Larry Craig?
Sex Offender Running For Texas Mayor, While Naked
President George Bush's Sex Tour Of Easter
Clinton Campaign Claims Hillary "Misspoke" With Blatant, Hilarious Bosnia Lie
She Was Workin' In A Topless Place And I Stopped In For A Beer
Match The Dumb Easter Egg With Its Dumb U.S. State!
Obama's Dirty Family Vacation REVEALED
Vidal Kicks Buckley When He's Down (In The Ground)
Jesus Christ And Joe McCarthy Battle For 'Most Egregious Rhetorical Cudgel' Honors
John McCain Snubbed Vietnamese Guy Who Rescued Him
Historic White House Easter Egg Roll Happening Right Now!!!
Clinton And Obama Both Lie About How Important They Are
Sinbad Has Officially Ruined Hillary Clinton
Hooray! Paultards Constructing Gated Paultard City
This Probably Isn't The Eliot Spitzer/Ashley-Kristen Sex Tape
But Can Obama Find The 'Sugar Notch'?
Girl In '3 a.m.' Ad Taking Dangerous Measures Against Hillary
Howard Dean Will Ruin Florida This Time
Barack Obama's John McCain's Crazy Spiritual Adviser Rants About 'Black Genocide' Plot
Who Does Nancy Pelosi Think She Is, Richard Gere?
Bill Richardson Needs Directions For Living
Can Bill Richardson Share Some Experience With Barack Obama?
Now Everyone Can Torture Dogs Just Like Mitt Romney
Clinton, McCain Join Obama's Breached Passport Party
Cooking With Peeps & Gays Hating Howard Dean
France To Nuke Tribe of British Water-Tories
Civil War at Fox News Over Obama Bashing!
Eliot Spitzer To Suffer Harrowing Withdrawal From Sex Addiction
Wonkette Sponsors Are Ashamed Of Their Grandmas In Kansas
Democrats Use The Web To Exploit Small Donors
'Despicable Woman, Would You Agree?'
Bill Richardson Endorses Barack Obama!
Obama's Crazy Preacher Actually Bill Clinton's Beloved Preacher
State Dept. Creeps Get Fired For Sneaking Peeks At Obama's Passport
Sting Rays Metaphorically Killing Obama, Actually Killing Lady
Obama Says Racist Kansan Grandma Was 'Typical White Person'
Moron Protesters And Mango Blendinis
George Allen's NCAA Tournament Bracket Is Somehow Funny
Free Sex For New York State Politicians ... So Why Did Spitzer Have To Rent Hookers?
McCain Aide Suspended For Circulating Wright Videos
Welcome To Washington's Elite Mayflower Whoretel
John McCain Is President Of Meaningless Hypothetical Matchup Poll!
Mike 'Liberal' Huckabee Defends Obama's Preacher
Pooping Bandit Strikes Minnesota Homeland!
Obama's Hopes Rest On Accuracy of March Madness Picks
Ron Paul Tattoos: One Step Closer In Descent To Insanity
Scooter Libby Disbarred From Life
Correction: Hillary Clinton Does NOT Care About Ohio Voters
Thug Panda Butterstick Nearly Humps D.C. Zookeeper's Leg To Death
Hillary Clinton Is Most Experienced Tourist In Politics, Maybe
Even More Photos Of Worst Iraq War Protest Ever
A Children's Treasury of Glorious Hippie Protest Signs
So Many Pictures Of Kristen/Ashley, Now That We Don't Want To See Them
THEN WE CAME TO THE END by Joshua Ferris
Former Fred Thompson Manager Shamelessly Begging For Employment
Hippies Protesting K Street Finally Locate K Street
Mystery Protest On Rain-Slicked D.C. Corner!
Polar Bears, Hippies And Scary Cover Bands End Iraq War!
Protest Ghouls Invade D.C. Lunch Spots!
Anti-War Polar Bears Run Amok In D.C.
Eliot Spitzer Bombs, George Clooney Bewitches
Dick Cheney's Persian Gulf 'Fishing Trip' Will Launch Iran War
Hillary Clinton Releases Mountain Of Papers That No One Will Ever Read
Code Pink Protesters Lay Siege To Union Station
Chris Matthews Assaults Ellen DeGeneres With His Dancing
Demoralized White House Press Corps Is So, So Bored
Idaho Senatorial Candidate Legally Changes Name To 'Pro-Life'
Republican Convention Secretly Sponsored By Hot Porn Studio
Fox News Bravely Battles Bedbug Infestation
Alleged Former Paterson Tootsie Works In 'Intergovernmental Affairs'
Ashley Alexandra Dupre In 'Girls Gone Wild'?
Iraq War Protesters To Harass Washington D.C., Forever
'Rat Swarm' Rumors Cripple Washington
Hillary's Inspiring Response To Obama's Race Speech
Q&A: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Interviews Barack Obama!
MSNBC Advertisers Secretly Attack Obama's Race
McCain Confuses Shiites And Sunnis
John McCain's Latest Deceitful Mind Game
Federal Reserve Can't Stop Saving Economy!
What They're Saying About John McCain
Rep. Michele Bachmann Hates Terrorists, Compact Fluorescents
Is Meghan McCain Cool, Or Just a Brat?
Spring Break, Congress Edition
Former Bush Lackey To Speak At Kennedy School, You Are Not Invited
Barack Obama Will Unite Everything With His Speaking
3-D Ron Paul Movie Releases Freedom Trailer
Barack Obama Offends Latest Whiny Local Media Outlet
Liveblogging Barack Obama's Race Speech!
Paultards Enact Guerilla Takeover Of Missouri
Massachusetts House Speaker Insults Aide With Spitzer Joke
The Horrible Tale of David Paterson's Sex Affair
Latest New York Governor Has Affairs, Too!
Rounding Third He Was Headed For Home
Monster Hillary Attacks America's Entertainer, Sinbad
A Children's Treasury Of Terrible Irish Songs For Barack O'bama
Hillary Clinton Is President Of Fifth Century Ireland
Clinton Campaign Cheats With Its 'Count Every Vote' Strategy In Texas
David Vitter Not At All Like Eliot Spitzer, Says Vitter
Also Barack O'Bama Sells Irish Buttons!
Barack Obama's Leprechaun Preacher Revealed To Be Himself
St. Patrick's Curse On America
HA! Kristol's Entire Argument Proven Factually Wrong
Pro-Clinton Bloggers Boycott Liberal Internet
Bill Kristol Coins '9/11 Generation,' No One Accepts This Coin
Tracy Morgan Endorses Obama On Saturday Night Live
Hillary Thows Party Party Partaaaaay!
Campaign Staff Also Sick & Tired Of Presidential Campaign
Alan Greenspan: Craaaazy Economy, No?
Obama Steals Hillary's 'Listening Tour' Trick
McGreevey's Gruesome Threesome Began At T.G.I. Friday's
John McCain's Wild Iraqi Weekend!
Larry Flynt Offers Ashley Alexandra Dupre $1 Million For Nude Shoot
Terrorists Working To Sabotage McCain's Electability!
Dirty Old Finn Sends Comical Sex-Texts To Exotic Dancer
Barack, Hillary 'Agree' To Be Nicer
Nation Mourns: David Paterson Isn't First Blind Governor After All
100-Year-Old Iowa Man Loves Hooters, Hates George W. Bush
Kristen-Ashley, Tattooed N.J. Hip-Hop Hooker, Is Milking It For All She's Worth
New McCain Video Makes Best Case For Torture-President
Latest Sex Scandal For Detroit Mayor Involves Strippers, His House
Wonkette Sponsors Are Seven-Diamond Hookers
Poor Old George Bush Wishes He Could Fight In His Wars, Too!
Klansmen, Cowboys and Angelina In Cartoon Hell
Which Horrible Democrat Failure Will Determine Your Vote This Year?
New Zealand Doesn't Like President-Hero George W. Bush?
Obama Aide Says Mark Penn Is Delusional
Mayflower Hotel's Room 871 Magically Disappears!
'Obama Can't Win The General Election'
Barack, Hillary Determined To Take 'Happiness,' Sue It, Kill It, Burn It Over Pyre
Romney Secretly Taking Over Republican Earth!
Would Barry Accept Possible Back Room 'Deal' Over Florida and Michigan Delegates?
Going Back To Houston, Do The Hot Dog Dance
Hope For America: Our First Blind Governor!
Loser Terrorist Tries Invading Heathrow Airport On Foot
Arizona City To Build Medieval Moat To Stave Off Illegals
Pentagon Makes Controversial Report More Controversial By Trying To Keep It Quiet
Whaa?? Prostitution Is Mostly Legal In Rhode Island
Meet Ashley Alexandra Dupre's Recording Artist Friends
Do Not Tell Anyone About The Secret Rocket Launch!
Ashley Alexandra Dupre Suddenly Selling Music
Clinton Camp Still Loves Ranty Olbermann
But, But, How Should Republicans Resign As New York Governor?
Obama Hates Mail-In Voters, Floridians
Hillary Clinton Can Do Magic Tricks?
Gay-Hating Rep. Sally Kern Gets Passive-Aggressive Death Threats
Democrats Can Still Lose This Election If They Try
Keith Olbermann's Special Comment On Hillary Is Horrifying
Quick Quick, Exploit Spitzer Before Time Runs Out!
Archived Footage Of Eliot Spitzer's Early Career As Secret Phone Muppet
John McCain's 'Spiritual Adviser' Calls Allah 'Demon Spirit'
Is This Wealthy British Tory Also an Emperor's Club Client?
I Love You-ou, This Old Heart ...
Robots Will Attack, Kill Cheney's Robot Heart
McCain Stand-in At Convention Says Interesting Things About Luo Tribesman Obama
Edward Norton To Direct Obama Documentary
Hallowed Political Icon Karl Rove Booed At University Of Iowa
Why Silda Wall Spitzer Is Really Pissed
New York, Meet Your New Governor!
Dr. Kevorkian To Kill Opponents, Run For Congress
Eliot Spitzer's Blurry-Faced $4,300 Prostitute
Capitol Nearly Evacuated, Haunted By Spectres
Eliot Spitzer Resigns, Silda Wall Offers Icy Death Glare
Liveblogging Eliot Spitzer's Quitter Speech
So What Are The Differences Between Spitzer's $4,300 Hooker And Common Street Whores?
Who Is This 'Creepy Gnome' Terrorizing South America?
Eliot Spitzer Actually Resigning This Time
Guest Spitzer Analyst On CNN Allegedly Bit Topless Dancer!
Fellow Republicans Abandon Shelley Sekula Gibbs In Fight Of Her Life
Barack Gives Hillary Terrible Mississippi Beating
Just Like Calvin Coolidge's Blues
No Fun At The Spitzer Residence
Barack Obama Is Emperor Of Mississippi!
Do They Really Talk Like This At Fancy Sex-Hooker Businesses?
Eliot Spitzer's Super-Premium Luxury Prostitutes
How Great Is This Hillary Video?
New 'Client #9' Tee Shirts To Make Spitzer Children Feel Great
Spitzer's Whore-Using Alias Actually His Friend's Name
'Shockingly Unpleasant' Men Charging $5 For Obama Signs
Is Nancy Pelosi Hot In The Pants For Obama?
Sinbad RIPS Hillary About Bosnia Trip!
Spitzer Is Secret Phone Muppet In Disguise?
A New, Very Gay Larry Craig Court Reply
Video Of George W. Bush, The Singing Jackass
Spitzer and Wife Used To Be Harvard's Favorite 'Power Couple'
Why Won't Hillary Clinton Apologize For Geraldine Ferraro's Dumb Comments?
ELIOT SPITZER TO MAYBE RESIGN AGAIN
Secret Culprit Behind Spitzer's Shame: Jesus
Obama Secretly Wins California Primary!
Recommended Attire For Public Confessions
Oh Hey There Is A Primary In Mississippi Today!
Ah, Are You Digging On My Grave?
Did Spitzer Already Resign, To The Internet?
Will The NRCC Stop Sending Their Sleazy E-mails?
Eliot Spitzer Allegedly Screwed Hookers Here
'3 A.M. Girl' Despises Hillary Clinton
A Pictorial Tour of The Emperor's Club Ladies
Spitzer's Not-Quite-Resignation Speech
OMG Nobody Recorded Governor Spitzer Not Resigning!
Gov. Spitzer Is Expected To Resign
Liveblogging Gov. Eliot Spitzer's Pimping Speech
Obama The Secret Beneficiary Of Texas 'Limbaugh Effect'
Giuliani Urged To Join McCain In All-Adulterer's Ticket
GOV. ELIOT SPITZER IS A WHOREMONGER
Famous Dancer David Gregory To Take Tucker Carlson's Job
If Hitler Won WWII, You'd Be Blogging In German About Iraq
Chuck Norris Is Your New Godhead
Video Proof Of George W. Bush Dancing, Again
Washington Media Enjoys George W. Bush Singing Performance
Congressman Warns Of Obama's Secret Terrorist Seduction
McCain Is Next Sci-Fi Alien American Winston Churchill
Magical Politicians Make Children Swoon
Oklahoma Rep. Sally Kern Hates The Gays With Vigorous, Sultry Passion
Ron Paul's Glamorous New Home In North Dakota
A Children's Treasury Of Craigslist Sex Ads Related To Politics
SXSW: Drink With Wonkette If You're In Austin Tonight!
BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll
Obama Is President Of Wyoming!
McCain Shocker: He Lives And Loves With D.C. Satanists
Wonkette Is The Whore's ... Wait, What?
OCTOPUS PROTEST IN HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING
Clinton 'Managed Crisis' With Sinbad, Sheryl Crow
Morons To Run Through Dupont Circle
'Vulger,' Disgusting, Pointless
John McCain's Volcanic Hell Temper Arises At Sweetie Reporter
A Children's Treasury of Depressing, Truer-By-The-Hour Commentary About Hillary Clinton
Presidential Dog Contest Foreshadows The Future
Republican Rep. Tom Davis So Satisfied By Virgin Sacrifices
McCain Meets With Secret Republican Fat Cat Cult
Tony Blair To Teach Religious Globalization Management At Yale!
Meet Paddy, The Irish Republican Bear of Terror
Missing The Republican Candidates, A Retrospective
Cartoon Violence Is Crazy For John WALNUTS! McCain
Barack Obama Is Building A Religion
Wonkette Sponsors Have All The Delegates They Need
Paultards React To Ron Paul's Latest 'Quitting'
Assemblyman Pulled Over With Gal Passed Out In Back Seat
We Are All Homeless, Nuts, And Poisoned By Lead
Michigan May Announce Caucus, Just In Time For Clinton To Sue
Old Man McCain Just Hates When Cindy Brings Home Strays
Time-Traveling Alien Lady Tries To Laser-Gun Our Barack!
Harry Reid Says A Filibuster Is Like Stabbing
Meet Your New Democratic President, Thomas Boyle!
Barack Obama Thanks Shepard Fairey For All The Free Propaganda
Marines To Investigate Cruel Puppy Death
Hillary's Serrated Thighs Blamed For Bomb Scare!
Wake Up Sheeple, And Watch This Hillbilly Gal Talk About Ron Paul!
Mindless Sheeple Softly Follow Black Man, Fear Of Racists
Ken 'Obama' Starr Keeps Asking For Hillary's Tax Returns
Old Ladies Donate Millions in Grocery/Prescription Money To Hillary
Hillary's Bill So Out Of Control
Strippers, Trannies, Whores & Other International Politicians
WALNUTS! To Take European Vacation, For Peace
McLaughlin Group Immortalized In Andrew W.K.'s Rock Song
Everything You Thought About Mark Penn Is True, And More
Obama Is Germany's Next Hasselhoff
NAFTA Talk Started With Hillary
McCain Won't Get Sarah Palin For Veep, Either -- She's Pregnant!
The George W. Bush Presidential Jacket Library
Texas Caucus Results Thwarted By Possibly Transgendered Old People
Viajo Sin Rumbo Fijo En Mis Botas Viejas
Does John McCain Think He Is Running For Arizona President Again?
Senator Clinton's Iron Grip On Texas Loosens
Grandpa & Cougar McCain Need Your Support
Hillary Clinton Endorses John McCain 80 Million Times
What EVIL Tactics Will Clinton Employ Now?
BUSH JR. ENDORSEMENT GETS WEIRD
George Bush Steals Oxygen From Old People
George W. Bush Dances On The Grave Of McCain's Campaign
McCain's Secret Plot To Snag Lady Veep
Al Franken's Cause, Bill Buckley's Musical Ghost
The Real Winner In Texas: Sex Toys
Barack Obama's Sixth-Grade Yearbook Photos!
Dog-Book Author Celebrates Easter By Mocking Obama Supporters
Former Pretend Congresswoman Poised For A Comeback!
Get Ready For Vice President Barack Obama!
Wonkette Operatives Report From Across Texas!
Remember Him, My Friends? McCain Claims GOP Nomination
Hillary Is President of Texas!
Poor Homeless Whites Say SEND HILLARY CLINTON
Liveblogging Obama's Latest Loser Speech
Liveblogging The Drunken Texas Returns Two-Step
Liveblogging Stupid Tuesday: Hillary's Got Ohio!
Farewell, Mike Huckabee, America's Prince
It's Almost Three A.M., And MSNBC Is Killing Your Babies
John McCain Is Our New Bob Dole '96!
Well-Dressed Obama Voter Suggests Something Or Other In Texas
Mark Halperin's Latest Insider Information
Ron Paul Will At Least Keep His Congressional Seat
Huckabee Strangely Concedes Nomination
Rhode Island, Ohio, Texas All Too Close To Call
John McCain Is President of Republicans!
Liveblogging Stupid Tuesday: Ohio Voting Will Never End
Tim Russert Eats All Of His Boogers
Joe Scarborough Pulls Out Old 'Tom Brokaw' Insult
Chris Matthews Asks World's Longest Anti-Hillary Question
Liveblogging Ohio, 'Mother of Presidents'
But Why Is Barack President Of Vermont?
Barack Is President of Vermont!*
Tonight: Liveblogging The Texas Primacaucus And Ohio Slaughter!
Meet Reverend Nutball, Who Thinks Obama Is A Pimp With White Hookers
Re-Elect Texas' Greatest Pretend Representative
Texas Obama Supporters Violate Hopeless Parking Rules
Get Barry Fifty Nicotine Patches Right Now, Or He's Gonna Lose It
Texas Vote Fraud Debacle Has Not Yet Occurred
A Children's Treasury Of Barack Obama Playing With Tractors
Hillary's New Ad Features Dark Tones, She Is Horrible Racist
Clinton Snags Coveted Endorsement From 'Desperate Housewives' Actress
Clinton Campaign Hides Reporters In Bathroom
Tony Zirkle's Segregation Plan: Crazy Enough To Work?
Hillary 'Earned' Wrinkles While Leading America's Foreign Policy For 35 Years
Delightful New Terrorist Video To Save Clinton Campaign
FDR Was Just Like Obama, Or Hillary, During That Other Great Depression
Send Us Your Stupid Tuesday Polling Photos!
Clinton Campaign Prays For 4 Weird Events
Jenna Bush To Address Scholarly Women's Cabal
The Texas Two-Step, Ohio Fox-Trot, And New England Clam-Dig
Wonkette Party Crash Gets Its Camera Crushed, By Late Night Shots Founder
The Neocons Were Right About At Least Two Things
Iran May Turn Off Internet During Elections
Cheney's New House Is CIA Adjacent
Senator Tom Harkin: Marijuana Makes People Sell Their Children
Possible Clinton Ohio Victory Offends Internet
A Children's Treasury Of Wonkette Commenter Art
Hillary Crossover Votes Will Ruin Peden's Ascendancy
John McCain Hosts Tantric Retreat
Hillary's New Ad May Not Be Complete Political Embarrassment
Will Hillary Feel Bad If She Loses Tomorrow's Primaries?
Armed Redneck Lady Threatens Danish Journalist Outside Bush's Ranch
Help Dennis Kucinich Remain President Of Cleveland!
Iraq Sex Industry Symbolizes Budding Democracy
Obama May Possibly Somehow Perhaps Testify In Rezko Trial!
Polls Predict Hillary Clinton Will Kick Your Ass In Ohio
Bill Buckley's Death Inspires Latest Banal Kristol Column
Mark Penn: I Had Nothing To Do With This Dumb Clinton Campaign
Obama Prays To Baby Jesus All The Time
Letter From Dallas: Chelsea Clinton, Rob Reiner, And Gloria Steinem Walk Into A Bar
Mike and Janet Huckabee's Sick Roping Fetish
It's 3 a.m., And Fate Of Nation Hangs On Single Political Ad
Barack Obama Refuses To Denounce Or Reject Homicidal Toys
Har Har Har Hillary Is Funny, On TeeVee!
Political Insider: Don't Count Hillary Out, Dumb Heads!
Vapid Campaign Anecdotes Destroy America
George W. Bush's Escape To Waco
Associated Press: Bush Did Not Resign After All, Sorry
Barack Rips Hillary's Scary Ad With Silly Parody
Meet America's Most Eligible Bachelor Hillary Hater
Magazine Rips Buckley's Legacy, Even Though He Only Died Like Two Seconds Ago
New Republic Investigates NY Times Newsroom Politics Over Single Article, Again
Reggae, Cabodian Rock, Ethiopian Jazz ... And Hillary In Texas!
Furious Kenyan Tribesman Demand Apology From Hillary
McCain's Lock On Nomination Brings In No Money Whatsoever
Is Barack Obama On Happy Pills?
White House Learns From Obama, Horribly Plagiarizes Something
7 Ways To Win Barack Obama's Heart!
Clinton Campaign Should Stop Releasing Memos, Speaking Words Entirely
Drunk Bush Embarrasses Rice In Front Of Foreigns!
Honoring Dan Quayle, Forgetting Ralph Nader
Why Won't Ron Paul Debate Brilliant, Scholarly Gentleman Chris Peden?
Wonkette's Advertisers Wear Briefs Over Boxers
McCain's Favorite Charity Is Children's Elitist Liberal Private Schools
John McCain Is A Proud Conservative Liberal
Matt Drudge Coming Back To Hillary's Side
Terrifying Clinton Ad Asks, Who Will Monitor Your Child-Farming Operation?
Giuliani Apparently An Ad Man Now
As Goes Rhode Island, So Goes The Nation
Clinton Will Sue All The Votes Out Of Texas
Where Did This Obama Basketball Photo Come From?
John McCain's Campaign Would Rather Not Remind You That's He's Really, Really Old
A Children's Treasury of Strange Buckley Eulogies on National Review's Blog
St. Barack Of Obama Also Walks On Air
The Sequel Is Like The Original, Only Better
Florida Governor Victimized By Even More Unsubstantiated Gay Rumors
Clinton Adviser Ickes Distances Self From Mark Penn, For Obvious Reasons
And Your Deck Of Cards Missing The Jack And The Ace
Cretin Nevada Gov. Jim Gibbons Having 'Family Meeting' To Get Divorced
Obama Writes Open Letter To America's Gays
What Is Mike Huckabee Even Doing These Days?
Buffenbarger Battles 'Roman God Janus' Obama Again
Obama's '80s Fashion: We Are The Sweatervest We Are Waiting For
Could Scary Dr. Ron Paul Keep His House Seat?
Is Texas D.A. Chuck Rosenthal The Worst Person On Earth?
John McCain Needs To Apologize!
McCain Commits Hate Crime On Obama, Again
Liberal Elitist Democrat Wins 'Twenty Dollar' Bob Allen's Florida Seat
Vinegar Joe Lieberman Misses Bill Buckley
Violent Masturbation Epidemic In Minnesota House Of Representatives
Is John McCain Doomed By His Panamanian Canal Birth?
Mrs. Clinton And Mr. Obama, Making Out On Video!
Angry Paultard Observes Chris Peden Has Not Delivered That Many Babies
John McCain Tangentially Linked To Wonkette Sex Scandal!
Nevada Governor Jim Gibbons Served With Divorce Papers?
Barack Obama Is Not Amused By Celebrity Magazine Questions
Fake DC Senators Endorse Obama, In Spirit
Rove Dissuades GOP From Rovian Politics
GOP Oddly Employs Tasteless Attack on Obama [UPDATE]
Barack Obama's Dastardly Rage And Corruption Revealed
Meet Ron Paul's Congressional Opponent!
All Branches of Federal Government Prepared To Battle Roger Clemens
Letter From Kenya: Wonkette, Buy Me A Phone!
The Foreigns Vote Early And Often
Introducing the Washington Times' New Unoffensive Style Guide
Embassy Row, The Fumes They Lay Low
Andrew Sullivan Wins Cleveland Debate
Ben Bernanke To Save America From Stagflation
Elegant, Witty Conservative Writer William F. Buckley Jr. Dies, Leaving No Intellectual Heirs
New York Blogger Starts Internet War Over DC Rat Poster
Bloodthirsty Robot Hoodlums Will Be Terrorists And Soldiers Of The Future
Mark Penn's Bloated Carcass Thrown Under Clinton Campaign Bus
Is Fox News Smearing Proud Paralympic Athlete As 'Robot'?
Hillary Praises 'Plain Dealer' While 'Plain Dealer' Makes Fun Of Her
Hillary Clinton Claps Like A Seal
Frumpy Tim Russert Examines Barack's Various Prejudices
Post-Coital Liveblogging Of The Last (?) Hillary v. Obama Debate
Hillary Has Thirty Minutes Left To Pull Out N-word
Hillary Mocks Hope, Cackles At Debate
Conspiracists Destroy Hillary With Sexist Commercial Breaks
Hillary Clinton Always Gets The First Debate Question, Jeez!
Liveblogging The Ohio Massacre, Part Two
Liveblogging Hillary and Her Kitchen Sink
'Clinton Campaign Releases New Hispanic Campaign Theme Song'
Tonight: Liveblogging The Last Obama-Hillary Debate!
Nobody's Crying 'Cause There's No One To Score For
Wash. Times Blames Obama's Lack of Hawkishness on Inexperience
Huckabee Demands Debate Instead of Kindly Asking
The Man From The Foo Fighters Is Pretending To Run For President
Political Pyramid Scheme Likely To Raise Millions From Paultards
Inspirational Hobbit Saves Hillary Clinton's Campaign
Hijab Hillary: Mrs. Clinton Wears Muslim Thing!
Should Barack Hold On While They're Coming?
An Exciting Opportunity To Be Larry Craig's Summer Intern!
Republicans' Crazy Racism And Sexism Survey, Revealed!
Ice Queen Dana Perino Dismisses Vaguely Legal Question With 'I'm Not a Lawyer'
Clarence Thomas Enters Year Three Of 'Silence Strike'
Who Is This Mysterious Edwards08, And Whom Will It Endorse?
Press Is Mad That Obama Won't Pay Attention To Them
A Very Special Sneak Preview Of Paultard Nation's Flag
Gennifer Flowers To Sell Historic Clinton Phone Sex Recordings
Non-Patriotic, Plus Bad For America!
Giuliani Leaves $9 to $11 Million Dollars In Campaign Funds Behind
John McCain Sends Babies To Iraq For One Thousand Years
Hillary To Dominate Dealbreaking Rhode Island Primary
Poison Satellite Could Reign In Terror For Weeks
Mike Huckabee Brings Campaign Of Miracles To Rhode Island
Hillary Campaign Blames Obama For Hillary Campaign Sending Funny Obama Picture To Drudge Report
Condi Encounters Half-Naked Tribal Leaders in Africa
Bill Kristol Column Worse Than Non-Existent Krugman Column
Ron Paul 'Supporters' Don't Vote
David Vitter Tormented, Vicki Iseman Torments
Brilliant Strategy Document Reveals Secret 'Defeat Obama' Plan
Obama & Hillary Agree: Nader Blows
Clinton Supporter Stabs Obama Supporter
And All Us Mortals Struggle So
GOP Holds Focus Groups To Develop New Code Words
Dire Paultards Consider 'Sessession' Options
Mitt Romney Will Still Be Our President
Clinton Staffers Pull Trigger On Hilarious Racism
French President Insults Some Guy, In French!
Clinton Staff Turning Into Pack Of Winos
Next President Will Likely Be Member Of Leftist Cult
John McCain Is Legally Too Old For Most Important Jobs
Ralph Nader Saves America From Corporates
Washington Post Claims Hillary Is Wonkette!
George W. Bush Is President Of Africa
In Urdu, the Word 'Junoon' Means 'Obsessive Passion'
Does Michelle Obama's Insightful Senior Thesis Play Race Card?
Hillary Clinton Takes On Some Cowboy... Voice... Thing
Two Very Important Things To Know About Disgraced Congressman Rick Renzi
If We Put Our Hands Together, Will God Make Huckabee President?
Ray Nagin May Very Well Kill Us!
John McCain Does Not Accept Bribes From Forests, Destroys Them Instead
A Photographic Chronicle Of Debate Night In Austin, Texas
NYT Defends That Stupid John McCain Sexy Lobbyist Whore Story
John McCain's Campaign, Life Completely Run By Lobbyists
Morons To Save America By Taking Mass Sick Day
Ted Kennedy Wins Mexican Voters' Hearts With Glorious Song
'Federal Officials' Demand Weapons Check End At Dallas Obama Rally
Toxic Hell Satellite To Poison Small English Hamlet?
Sexy Lobbyist Whores Continue To Invade Congress
Cartoon Violence Knows What's Really Going On
Ted Stevens Will Be Permanent President Of Alaska
Wonkette Sponsors Did NOT Have Sex With That Lobbyist
Evil NYT Police State 'Censoring' Paul Krugman
Grover Norquist Hired Illegal Alien For Back-Breaking Lobbyist Work
Texas Debate Wrap-Up: We Cannot Live On Chicken And Beer Alone
Hillary Plagiarizes John Edwards, Bill Clinton
Post Debate Hooters Filing: Observe David Axelrod's Head!
Are Hillary And Barack Having Corrupt Lobbyist Sex Too?
This Primary Season Needs To End Immediately
Obama & Hillary's Texas Democratic Orgy Continues
Liveblogging The Border State Bordertacular!
Blurry Phone Pix From Austin Obama Orgy!
Liveblogging The Texas Concealed Weapon Showdown
Ron Paul Is the Secret King Of The Texas Debate!
Diabolical Huckabee's Dirty Fingerprints Are All Over McCain Smear
House Republicans Are Insane About Surveillance Bill
Tonight: Live Texas Liveblogging From The Dem Debate
Afghanistani Bigfoot Takes Heroic Senators Hostage!
Disconnect These Cables, Overturn These Tables
Moron Details Importance of Victimized 'Angry White Man'
Somebody Took The Lord's Name In Vain!
Hillary Loses Herself Into Lead
Obama Is President of the WHOLE WORLD
George Bush Dances, In Africa!
Hispanic Family Still Likes Hillary
John McCain Rides Sexy New Surge Of Popularity
Why Did The Times Publish This Funny Story About John McCain's Sex Affairs?
Child Superdelegate Dumps Chelsea, Endorses Obama
Rahm For Veep, Fidel For President
Your Constitution Forbids Voting For Ladies
Helen Thomas Still Hates Bush, Loves (John) Kennedy
Did God and Huckabee Set McCain Up?
FEMA's Tips For Encountering a Poison, Crashing Satellite
Dumb Tele-Town Hall Craze Sweeping Nation Of Idiots
John McCain Did Not Have Relations With That Strumpet
Oh Hey Two Other States Are Voting On March 4!
Salacious Scandal And Innuendo At Last!
Did McCain's Lobbyist Girlfriend Betray Him For Bush?
John McCain's Long Career Of Sleazy Lies, Semi-Affairs & Total Corruption
How Is Clinton Going To Pretend To Recover?
Texas State Senator Responds To Chris Matthews' Hilarious Assault
George W. Bush Sinks To Lowest Low of Lows In Polls, Ever
Ain't Got No Soul, No No No No
Bill O'Reilly Is Latest Moron To Use 'Lynch' Metaphor While Discussing Famous Black Person
Stop Barack Obama Before He Steals (Words) Again!
Another Ancient Union With Funny Name Endorses Obama
Bush Tries Funny, Colbert Portrait Lingers
New Pro-Hillary 527 Isn't Nearly Mean Enough To Be Funny
The Foreigns Present: Your Guide To The Hellholes
Barack Obama's Secret Jewish Communist Origins Revealed!
Dumb Clinton Surrogate Unleashes Funny Attack on Obama
Obama Pens Column About That Public Financing Mini-Crisis
Which Obama Impersonator Will Be Elected President Of 'Saturday Night Live'?
Hillary Making Play For Latest Firewall, Vermont
The Best Hypothetical Mark Penn Spins for Hillary's Loss
Mike Huckabee, In Close Discussions With Ego, Determines That Ego Does Not Like Campaigning
To Win, John McCain Must Lose (His Soul)
Clinton Says Her People Didn't Make Plagiarism Charge Against Obama
Obama 77%, Hillary 23% In Early Hawaii Reporting
Report From Maui: Record Turnout! Obamaui!
Report From Hawai'i: Barack Will Kill, So Go To Bed
Liveblogging Washington State & Hawaii
Chris Matthews Angrily Harasses Obama Supporter To Death
Barack Goes Negative on Mexico's John McCain
Cable Cuts Off Loser Hillary For Winner Obama
McCain Promises To Fight Change, Eloquence
Liveblogging Hillary's Barack's Latest Loser Winner Speech
Barack Is President of Wisconsin!
Liveblogging the Wisconsin Snowcow Primary, Forever
Could Wisconsin Be Close, And Drag This Thing On For Several Years?
Mike Huckabee Tribute Video, Now Featuring Dinosaurs!
Hey, Who's That Lurking In The Background?
Hawaiian-Cheesehead Liveblogging Tonight!
Utah Legislator Being Hunted By "Lynch Mob" After Separate Racist Comment
Barack Obama Has a Cold, American Empire Crumbles
No More Train Hijackings: Amtrak Gets 9/11 Security
Hillary SURGING To American Victory!
Michelle Obama's Deep American Shame
Hillary Plagiarizes 'Black' Politician, Too!
New Hillary Ohio Ad Features One Attractive Human
Hillary Denies Stealing Obama's Pledged Delegates, May Be Lying
Paultard March Takes Gospel Star Wars Tone
David Brooks Writes About Some Weird Obama Cancer
Adorable Obama Action Figure Looks Just Like The Real Thing, Only Tiny
Study Shows Texans In League With Satan
Sad Drag Queen Judge Steps Down
Clinton Will Use Ron Paul Delegate Strategy To Clinch Nomination
Hillary Clinton Says Barack Obama Shouldn't Use Words, Money To Campaign
Castro Packs Up His Cigars And Goes Home
Space Shuttle Rushes Home Before Pentagon Blows Up Satellite
Not Quite a Wardrobe Malfunction, But Still Bad
The Strange True Story of George Washington
Blame George Washington For Everything
Team Hillary Makes Every Voter Feel Important, As Always
Ron Paul Officials Make Fun of Faltering, Pathetic Obama Campaign
America's Oldest Living Ex-President Endorses America's Oldest Presidential Candidate
Hilarious '07 LOLcats Become Tired, Sincere '08 Obama Cats
Bill Clinton Brawls With Obama Nut!
Bill Kristol Writes Very Special Book Report
FDR, MLK & Thomas Jefferson Furious Over Obama's Plagiarism
Paultards Enraged At Fake City
Ted Stevens Wins Children's Arts and Crafts Contest
Chuck Schumer and Dick Durbin Steam Up 'Meet The Press'!
Mike Huckabee Spotted Returning from Secret Island Jaunt
RNC Outlines How It Will Attack Precious Barry
Dick Cheney's Valentine, Mike Huckabee's So Cheap
America Totally Deserved George W. Bush
Cabal Of Dead Democrats Meeting For Gambling, Larfs
There Will Be Dancing In The Streets Of Lahore Today
Traumatized Writer's Hell-Cruise With Ralph Nader
Thank Your Favorite President With Flowers!
Nancy Reagan Falls Over, But She'll Be Okay
Jack Ruby and Lee Harvey Oswald's 'Kill JFK' Plans Revealed!
Presidents Day Is For Shopping; Election Day Is For Shopping For Presidents
Why Does Jesus Support Child Pornography People?
Barack Obama Demonstrates Ability To Hypnotize Young Voters
Maybe Al Gore Can Still Be President!
McCain Asks Obama To Be Poor With Him
Dick Cheney Enjoys Movie About Evil Oil Business
So This Satellite Bombing Is Actually Happening
Maryland Republican Lawmaker Caught With Kiddie Porn!
Drunk Federal Judge Arrested In Drag
Paultards Attack Schoolteacher For Random Blog Post
Krauthammer: You Will Regret Making This Witch Doctor Your President
Obama, Japan Loves Its Barry For Obvious Superficial Reason
Famous Rock Band Hates Huckabee Forever
Kenyans Find Obama 'Really Strong And Very Cheap'
Hillary Must Win 1000% Of Delegates From Now On -- It's Possible!
Super Delegates Abandoning Hillary?
Joe Lieberman Says There's Nothing Like A Nice Relaxing Waterboarding
Venereal Disease, Bourbon Dynasty, 112 & Presidential Affairs
Ray Nagin Whines About Photographers Catching Him Being a Moron
Cartoon Violence Takes The Easy Way Out
That Drunk Jersey Congressman Doesn't Want Highway Named After Him
Putin Makes Weird Penis Joke About Hillary
Paultards Minting Delicious Edible Money
Jenna Bush Wedding Set To Cripple Waco
It's Friday, So At Least That's Nice
Obama And Chafee Are United By Love Of Blow
Happy Valentine's Day, Muslim Fanatics!
Fox News Covers Black-Hating Woman-Hating 'Cracker Vote'
Immunity for the Persecuted/Prosecuted
Hillary Is President of New Mexico!
Valentine's Day Brings Rare Night of Sex to DC
McCain Thanks Romney With Implicit Hatred
Mike Bloomberg Doesn't Care About Alcoholics
Hillary Clinton Will Make You Sorry You Ever Doubted Her
Do Not Give Your Spare Change To Rudy Giuliani!
Pentagon Will Shoot Down Giant Satellite That Will Kill Us All
Russians Armed & Dangerous Aboard International Space Station
More RNC Valentines For You and Yours
Famous Mormon Mitt Romney To Endorse McCain Today
Meet Ron Paul's Libertarian Son
People Talk Loudly Over Emcee Chris Matthews at Press Dinner
Ohio Voters Poised To Crush Barack Obama's Hope
Top McCain Adviser Will Quit, Because He Loves Obama More
Why Won't Barack Obama Apologize For Nutbag Memphis Flyers?
Bono's Back, Nicole Kidman Is Valerie Plame
A Very Drunk Valentine From Late Night Shots
All Clinton Team Does Is Fight Each Other, Always
Michele Bachmann Cowers Behind Robot Phalanx To Avoid Voters
McCain Courts Donors, Evades Grim Reaper
Clinton Secures Endorsement From The Dead
Impoverished Mike Huckabee Pimping Himself Out For Money
Ethics Committee Slaps Larry Craig With Piece of Paper
Ray Nagin Sets Moral Example For Very Dangerous New Orleans
Everybody Wiretap a Phone, It's Open Season!
But Mr. Obama, What About The Children?
Black Velvet Bush Administration Will Make Your Eyes Bleed with Joy
New Jersey Names Highway After Drunk Driving Congressman
David Shuster Will Not Be Staked On Hill Of Hungry Ants After All
Every Resident In DC Voted For Barack Obama, Forever
C'mon Everybody, Do the Hillary (Dance)!
The Christian's Case Against Barack Saddam Hussein Obama
Hillary Must Win Every Vote In World To Win
Hillary Is Being Half-Mean To The Pretty Senator Again!
The Foreigns Are Wild About Barry
Buy A Ron Paul Liberty Edition!
Mean Old Hillary Clinton Won't Congratulate Hopeful Obama
Washington Post Hails John McCain As Hobbit King Of The Potomac
'People Don't Really Give A Crap Now About Experience'
A Flock Of Paultards Descends On Unsuspecting Tech Security Blog
Andrea Mitchell References The Popular Culture
Chris Matthews Gets A Feeling...Up His Legs
Obama's Latest Victory Speech: Yes He Can (For The Moment)
Potomac Primary: McCain-Obama's Big Night
Hillary's Weird Speech In El Paso
Fox News: Maryland/DC Traffic Worst Since 9/11!
Ex-Maryland GOP Governor Says Obama Is 'Good Looking, Transparent'
Liveblogging John McCain's Triumphant Paean To Age
Liveblogging Barack's Latest Victory Speech
Liveblogging Hillary's Latest Concession Speech
Liveblogging the Potomac Primaries, Part II
Bill Schneider's Gutter Lingo Demeans McCainiacs
What Is This 'Chinese Bus' You Speak Of?
CNN Reporter Singlehandedly Ruins Election For Hillary
Liveblogging the Potomac Primary Massacre
Chris Matthews Asks Tim Kaine To "Speak Southern" For Him
President of America, King of Heaven
Barack Is President of Virginia!
We Will Be Liveblogging The Tri-State/District Area Primary Spectacular Tonight!
Mayor Fenty Illegally Campaigns For Obama?
Meet A Very Young Superdelegate!
In German It Means 'Whale's Vagina'
CNN Admits It Has No Idea What's Going On
Paultard March Creates Paultardish March Website
Women 'Coming' To See Barack Obama
Sicko Collected Dead Presidents' Hair For Fun
MIKE HUCKABEE STATUE STRUCK BY LIGHTNING
Hillary And Paul Krugman To Take Over Wisconsin With Mandates
Washington Caucuses Teach Mike Huckabee The True Meaning Of Math And Counting
John Kerry Actually Hates Environment
Ron Paul Plans March on Washington!
Madame Tussauds Creates Wax Demons of Democrats
Which Presidential Candidate Will Your God Favor?
What Is a Bill Clinton Stump Speech Like?
Al Gore Will Be Our Next Vice President, Again
The Kids Totally Love This President Guy!
People Still Like Bill Clinton
It's Official: GILF Sarah Palin Is America's Hottest Governor!
If The Clintons Lose, There Will Be Nothing
John 'Frankenstein' Kerry Scares Kids From Polls
Are Obama and Edwards Having Boy Troubles?
'Yes, We Can' Parodies Better Than 'Yes, We Can'
Handsome, Wealthy Man Claims To Be JFK's Love Child
Paultard Digg Hobbits Attack Wonkette!
Hillary Is Funny And Hip, Like America's Children
Flames, Pestilence Complicate Virginia Campaigns
Chinese Spies Learn Every Secret About America, For Only $9.95!
Ron Paul Hates A Lot Of John McCain
Mike Huckabee Bravely Battles Math
Paultard Motorist Penalized For Massive R[LOVE!]ution Sticker
Why Do Manilow Fans Support Hillary Clinton?
Meet Hillary's New Friend And Campaign Manager!
Beloved Democratic Icon Paula Abdul Hearts Hillary Clinton
Republicans Begin Hilarious Anti-Obama Campaign
Who Is To Blame For Alan Keyes' Shocking '04 Senate Loss To Obama?
Wonkette Receives Coveted Endorsement!
Obama Wins Maine, Steals Bill Clinton's Grammy
Barack Obama's Latest Victory Speech
Liveblogging Barack Obama's Latest Victory Speech
Obama Is President of Nebraska and Washington!
Weekend Elections: Kansas, Nebraska, Louisiana & Other Such Places
Sinister Chalk Vandal Is Loose In DC Parks
Bible Code Wikipedia Game Reveals Who Did 9/11
Fat Klansman Celebrates Defeat of Paultards
Which Horrific Swamp Beast Would YOU Elect President?
Chris Rock, Rap Rock, Mexican Rock, Etc.
Here's That David Shuster Guy Calling Chelsea a Whore
Did Ron Paul Force Mitt Romney To Quit Race?
Fox News Knows About That Democrat, John McCain
Nebraska Inexplicably Gets Rid of Death Chair
Sonic Youth's Kim Gordon Joins Obama Youth
Georgia, Tennessee Wage Second Civil War
Grumpy George Will, Grinning James Carville, Grunty Fred Barnes
Cartoon Violence Just Wants Us All To Get Along
David Shuster To Apologize For Half-Calling Chelsea Clinton a Whore
You're In The Wrong Place, My Friend
Paris Hilton Ends Bid For Presidency!
Clinton's Campaign Leaves Trail Of Filth In Abandoned Offices
George Bush Saves World With CPAC Speech!
Lincoln Chaffee Might Vote For Obama
Now That John McCain Is Our President, Who Will Be His Veep?
Contract Work Gets Harder Every Year
Is Bill Kristol Secretly Writing Kansas Paper's 'Obama Is Muslim' Op-Eds?
Mittens Will Always Keep Us Warm
Christian Bummer: Experts Say There's No Heaven
Chelsea Clinton Can't Bring In Old, Young Vote
Kansas Newspaper Sort Of Regrets Calling Obama A Muslim Fanatic
Screwed Rush Limbaugh To Raise Cash For Hillary, Watch Her Lose
They Put Coffee In The Coffee In Brazil
Conservatives Boo, Then Wildly Cheer, 'Mexico John' McCain
Liveblogging The Triumphant Return of John McCain
Ted Haggard Disappoints America, Again
A Children's Treasury of Disappointed Conservative Crying On The Internet
Liveblogging Mitt's (Maybe) Quitter Speech
McCain Campaign Fires Alleged Lady-Beater
Marion Barry Chooses Name Over Race Over Gender!
'Moneybags' Barack Obama Raises $7 Million In Bags of Post-Tuesday Money!
Hurrah, Another Gay Florida Sex Scandal!
We Will Do What It Takes To Ruin Everything
Brave Newspaper Press Operator Will Stop 'Muslim Fundamentalist' Barack Obama
That Prissy Hillary Clinton Widens Lead?
Late Night Shots Teevee Show Invites All!
Howard Dean To Decide Democratic Nomination!
Hillary Can't Feed Her Own Campaign!
LIBERAL ELITIST WRITER VOTES FOR CLINTON
DC Forced To Deal With Crap, Finally
Obama Girl Is Biggest Fraud Since Theory of Evolution
The Foreigns Love Sex, Drugs, And Organ Sales
'Magical Inkless Pens' Help Obama Carry Nothing In Chicago
McCain Frontrunner Status Will Make Lou Dobbs Our President
Happy Trent Lott Appreciation Day!
BREAKING ... DRUDGE USING LIBERAL FONT
'Does Anyone Fear That The Internet Will Be Attempted To Be Taken Away From Us?'
Paultards Preparing Convention Coup
Chelsea Clinton Is Mean To 9-Year-Old Girls
Romney Possibly Rethinking This Whole Thing
A Valentine's Gift For The Paultard Who Has Everything
Our National Voting Shame: Nobody Knows When To Do This Crap
When Everyone Wins, America Loses
The Latest Delegate Projections: Obama 841, Clinton 837
Empires Rise, Fall And Still Obama Speaks
Barry's Giving A, You Know, Very OK Speech!
Obama's Super Tuesday Super Speech!
John McCain Wants You To Get Used To The Idea That He's The Nominee
Will Make Political Commentaries For Food
California Liveblogging: No Sleep 'Til Guam!
Why Does Chris Matthews Tell So Many Lies?
Hillary Speaks! (So She Can Go To Bed)
Liveblogging The Loser Speech Spectacular!
Mike Huckabee's Making the Speeches
Liveblogging A Tuesday That Will Live In Infamy
Chris Matthews Warns Howard Fineman About His Pending Death
Mitt Romney Will Be CEO Of Probably Nothing
Liveblogging The Next Thousand Super Tuesday State Results
How Does Hillary Lose Anything?
Video Proof Of Karl Rove's Sexy New Job On Fox
Obama Supporters Only Cheer When They Know They're On CNN
How Much Does Glenn Beck Hate John McCain?
Liveblogging 800 States At Once, Forever
Reactions: Did You Hear About This 'Obamas' Character?
Barack Obama Supports Barack Obama
Barack Obama Is President Of Georgia!
Be Your Own Cable News Producer!
Georgia's Dead Looking For Change
Sucks To Be You, Virginia and Maryland and D.C.
IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND 'WALNUTS!', THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE
Barack Obama's Grandmother Chooses Race Over Gender!
Texans Too Stupid To Know When To Vote
'Pinhead' 50 Cent Endorses Hillary, Assumes Obama Gets Shot
Lonely George W. Bush Gives His Laptop To Congress
Huckabee Is President of West Virginia!
Now Even White Babies Are Voting for Barack
Which Pollster Will Lose All Credibility Tomorrow?
But What Is He Doing In There?
Hillary to Media: Cough Cough F*** You Cough
Crazy Jesus Guy Bashes McCain for Various Secular Reasons
Send Us Your Stupid/Funny Voting Day Pictures!
The Weathers Will Ruin Our Political Process
Barack Sells Merch, Jenna Getting Hitched
Hey Mitt Romney, Remember How Bob Dole Got To Win a Nominaton That Time?
Paultards Ignite Gang War in LA
Blondie vs. Brownie: A Nation Decides
Bob Dole Does Not Approve Of These Attacks
Romney Will Be King Of California And Nowhere Else
David Letterman Gives Hillary One Last Chance To Shine
All You Need Is A Bunch Of Hippie Obama Endorsements
Beloved Nixon-Ford Official Tragically Dies At 98
Can't We Just Find Some Hobo On the Street To Be President?
Mitt Romney To Beat McCain's Head With Silver Medals
Romney Attacks McCain For '04 Ticket That Never Happened!
But Is Barry Maybe Too Much Of A Pussy?
Thank God For The Rain To Wash The Trash Off The Sidewalk
Vote For McCain, Because Some Other Guy Was Also Tortured
Rush Limbaugh Saving World Today
Mitt Romney Also Not Elected President Of The Mormons
Obama Campaign Sets Magic Number Of Losingness
Obama To Win California (Except Not)
Hillary Clinton Will Maybe Stop Talking Now
Krugman Slightly Bests Kristol This Week
Grandmotherly Senator Mortifies Kentucky Doctors
New York State Farmers Still Love Hillary Clinton
Here Is Some New Wonkette Person!
George Bush's Budget Saves Economy!
Hillary Pre-Election Day Cry For Points: Check
Bill Frist and James Carville Do Coke Together
Condoleezza's Glamorous World of Dinner Parties & 9/11
Sad Bloombergians Pursue Doomed Enterprise
Barack Obama Buys Some Super Bowl Fever
LA Times Issues Standard, Condescendingly Liberal Obama Endorsement
Roseanne Barr Sends Thoughts, Finally
DC Attempts To Be Fun This Weekend
Respectable Wolf Blitzer Gives CNN Biggest Viewship Ever
Wonkette Scores Pyrrhic Victory Against Ron Paul Racing!
Fox News Conducts Most Important and Scientific Poll Of Primary Season
A Variety of Fabricated Reasons That Al Gore Wants To Endorse Obama
Charlie Rangel's Wife Endorses Obama
Ron Paul Wins... The Maine Caucuses! Potentially!
Ron Paul's Aide Calls Him 'Cross Between Bob Marley and Obi-Wan Kenobi'
Anything You Can Spare For Cartoon Violence
Pick Your Paultard: Britney Spears or Arlo Guthrie?
Our Hero Peggy Noonan Writes World's Best Political Column
John McCain Is President of Washington, DC!
But Will They Ever Love? Liveblog Part II
It's An Old Fashioned Hollywood Debate!
North Dakota Full Of Cheap Bastards!
Hatred, Venom, Race, Gender, War, Snub, Wrath: Democratic Party Does Hollywood!
Romney Attacking Woman He'll Never Run Against
Online Boors Ill-Equipped To Assess Political Hotties
Lobbyists Start Preparing Gift Baskets of Sex for McCain
BREAKING: New Yorkers May Not Be Very Nice
Obama Wins Most Liberal Senator Primary!
Mittens vs. Walnuts: What Is This Thing Called "Camaraderie"?
Analyzing The Larry Craig 'Law & Order' Episode
Latest Beefed-Out Moron Offers Political Opinion
Hillary To Throw Obama Voters From Planes
Obama's Luo Tribesmen Give Campaign $32 Million
Body Language Experts Parse Lame Duck's Sadness
Ronald Reagan Would Fire You All
Wesley Snipes Has Intriguing Views On Tax Law
Bill Clinton Abuses Power for Favors??
Elvis Secretly Alive, Black, Crazy About Hillary
Waterboarding Ended Forever! (For Cows)
Dig Up Reagan! Liveblogging the GOP Debate II
Reagan Reagan Reagan! Liveblogging the GOP Debate
Live From The Reagan Library: GOP Candidates Talking About Reagan!
All Polls Must Have White Male Alternative
John Edwards Accepts Bronze Medal After Year of Denial
Paultard Blimp Rides No More, Feel Free To Sob
Ben Bernanke Saves Economy Again, For Eternity!
Who Is More Desperate For Edwards' Endorsement?
The Top 10 Rudy Giuliani 9/11 References In Global History
ABC News Subliminally Suggests McCain's A Loser
Global Warming Fairies Assess Toll On Football Scores
Wonkette Accused Of Not Loving Hillary Clinton
The Foreigns: It's Funny 'Cause We Don't Know Them
U.S. Military Prepares Air Strike On America
Nader Explores Presidential Bid Out of Tradition
Hayden Panettiere and the Perils of Bush Kissing
Obama Gives Friend Tony Rezko His 'Fear Money' Back
THE CORPORATES WIN, FREE DEATH FOR ALL
IT'S OFFICIAL: 9/11 NEVER HAPPENED
McCain Victorious In Florida, Loves Rudy, Because Rudy Will Endorse Him
Rudy Is Talking, IS HE QUITTING?
Hooray, McCain/Romney Wins Florida!
Clinton Rally Size Is Proportionate With Nothing
Hooray, Hillary Is President of Florida Again!
Hillary's Win Is Important! After A Little Paperwork, Is All
Shamnetsy, But For Real This Time
Florida Exit Polls Indicate Several Things!
Florida Primary Results Basically Meaningless
San Francisco Voters May Convert Alcatraz Into Sparkly 'Peace Center'
Huckabee's Penis Made of Golf Clubs
Bill Richardson Finally Gets Attention!
Clintons Continue To Take As Many Political Risks As Possible
'Therapy Dogs' To Stay in Iraq For One Hundred Years
Alan Keyes To Win Nomination in Texas, That's the Ticket
Mitt Locks Crucial Iowa Strumpet Endorsement
That Kansas Governor Lady Has Endorsed Obama
Checking In With George W. Bush's Very Last Fans
Sledgehammer Of Reality Can't Crush Ron Paul's Presidency
Which President Will Stop The Killing?
NYT Columnist Just Pasting In The Same Crap Every Week
When Animals Attack DC Fundraisers
Americans Somberly Celebrate State Of The Union Binge Drinking
Say Goodbye To Rudy Giuliani, America's Loser
Next Year They Can Attack President WALNUTS!: Liveblogging the Democratic Response
Earmarks! Liveblogging Bush's Lame SOTU, Part II
Liveblogging GWB's Last (Maybe) State Of The Union
Leave Al Gore Alone, He's Busy Making Temperatures Go Down
Iranians' Bike Tour Around World To Get Them Out of Iran
The Eighth Annual G.W. Bush S.O.T.U. Drinking Game
Why Is Socialist Liberal McCain Running In Republican Primary, Anyway?
Hey, That PETA Gal Is Taking Off Her Underwear
Clinton Dismisses Jesse Jackson Comment With Defiant 'Meh'
Kennedys Praise Barry For Being Like Their Family
Washington Post Reveals Bush Will Be President Forever
Rudy Somehow Touting His Complete Lack of Support
Bill Kristol Didn't Have Worst NYT Column Today!
Katie Couric Is Washington's Queen Of Hearts
Condoleezza Dream Team: McCain and Rice '08!
Just Ask This Sad Baby: Ron Paul Can't Lose!
Everyone's Favorite Tony Rezko Gets Arrested
The State of the Union is Boring
'The Kennedy Who Survived' To Endorse Barry
Angry Obama Finally Learns To Use 'Code Words'!
Obama's Victory Speech From South Carolina
Hillary & Bill Face South Carolina ... From Nashville
Barack Obama Is Giving The Speech Of His Life ... It's Good!
S.C. LANDSLIDE: BARRY OBAMA WITH 70%
BARACK OBAMA IS PRESIDENT OF SOUTH CAROLINA
BREAKING: JENNA BUSH WEDDING SHOWER, AT WHITE HOUSE!
It's South Carolina Democratic Primary Day!
Wonkette Is Honored To Be Nominated (For The Bloggies)
Every Good Thing Must Come to an End
People Still Whining About Mean Old Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton Loses Temper Over Wonkette Sponsors
Florida Fat Cats Pulling Out All Stops For Voter Turnout
Chuck Norris Boycott To Disrupt Global Markets
Famous Liz Kucinich Accompanies Husband To Some Work Function
Romney Whines About How Laying Off Workers Makes Him Sad
Ghostly Voice Gives Mitt Romney Some Debate Help
Chelsea Clinton Learns to Speak, Like the Humans Do
Striking Comedy Writers Come Begging Favors From Washington
Roberta McCain Admits No One Likes Her Son, Continues to Live
Cartoon Violence vs. the 22nd Amendment
Paultards Consider Acting Like Human Beings, a.k.a. 'Sheep'
New York Times Wishes All Best To Rudy F****** Giuliani
We Got Your Stimulus Package Right Here
Florida Retirement: Liveblogging the GOP Debate, Part II
Grumpy Old Men: Liveblogging the Florida GOP Debate
This Florida Life: Boca Raton Welcomes Republicans!
Being Black, Measuring Drapes and Other Disqualifiers
Louisiana Caucus Is Stupid, Inane Ritual
Tonight: Will Ron Paul Make Rudy Cry Like A Little Girl?
Rudy Collapse Continues To Get Funnier
John Edwards Releases Most Irritating Ad Ever
Detroit Mayor BUSTED For Screwing Chief of Staff
Clintons Still Care About Black Carolina?
Dennis Kucinich Will Single-Handedly Impeach Bush
Kent Brockman With A Special Live Report From Washington
McCain Soars On Glorious Wings of Magnificent Ancient Pheonix!
Bill Clinton Lies To 5-Year-Olds, Too
Crazy God People To Protest Heath Ledger's Funeral
Romney Headquarters Burglarized Again Because People Know He's Rich
Bipartisan Congress Saves American Economy!
Everyone On Planet Hates Mitt Romney
Inside the GOP Florida Debate's Swag Bag
Fred Thompson Should've Worn His Supporters' Stupid Hats
U.S. Military Escorting Alien UFOs Over Texas
Bill Clinton Likes Candidate Fighting, Dislikes Candidate Fighting
Mitt Romney To Pander Economy Back On Track
They Never Even Played A Show, You Can't Hear 'Em On The Radio
Paultards Continue To Scare Regular Human Beings
John McCain Vaguely Indirectly Compares Putin to Hitler
AL GORE FINALLY GIVES ENDORSEMENT...
Rudy Looking To Win Porn Star Hurricane Vote In Florida
Internal Paultard Chaos Erupts Over Possible Astronaut Endorsement
'Hillary Boy' Doesn't Even Like Hillary, Is Worthless
Brokeback Bush Heartbroken Over Heath, Cancels Dope Ceremony
The Foreigns Live Forever In The Shadow Of Dennis Thatcher
Loser Huckabee Reverts To Poor Back Alley Preacher
We Are All Jesse Ventura, Or Tom DeLay
Shocking Study Suggests Bush & Cheney Sorta Lied About Iraq!
Barry Wants To Spread Healthcare Somehow, Or Not, Whatever
Dr. Ron Joins Fellow Crazies At Abortion Rally
Osama Bin Laden Found, On Mars!
Barry's New Attack Dog is a Pug
Florida Report: Deface Cars For Ron Paul!
But the Real News is Heath Ledger
John Edwards Doppelgangers To Have Even More Sex
Hey Rudy, We Made You a Winning Advertisement!
The Clintons Have So Gotten In Barry's Head
Bad News For Rudy Is America's New Favorite Thing
Mourning Foxy Old Dilettante Fred Thompson
Make Obama 'Shoot' Hillary With 'Paint Balls'
Ron Paul More Likely To Be President Than Newyorko-fascist
Mittens Spent Life In 'Real Economy'
Man Had Sex, Drugs, And Other AWFUL Things With Obama, Of Course
To Answer a Paultard's Question
Bill Clinton Itching, Clawing, Hurting, Crying To Be President Again
Bono Will Save Washington, Again!
Mitt Thinks MLK Should Stop Impregnating Girls
Fred Thompson Vanishes Off Face of the Earth
Oh Great, The Stockbrokers Are Praying
Financial Panic(!) To Steal Our Babies, Kill Concept of Fun
Ben Bernanke Saves Collapsed U.S. Economy!
Watch Out Boy, She'll Chew You Up
Sit Down, We're Tired: Liveblogging SC's Dem Debate, Part III
South Carolina BBQ: Democrat Debate Deathmatch
Palmetto Shuffle II: Liveblogging the Democrat Debate
Rudy Will Be President of Our Memories
Happy Last Year of George W. Bush!
Mittens Asks Black People 'Who Let the Dogs Out?" And Then Woofs
France's First Girlfriend: Pregnant, Or Did She Eat One Grape?
Tonight's Debate: Will Democrats Win Over Blacks?
Oprah Winfrey: Race Gender Traitor!
A Quick Word About Martin Luther King Jr.
We're Missing Cheney E-mails That Might Implicate Him? LIES!
Terrorists Strike 9/11's Campaign Again
Imagine If On 9/11, In New York City, You Had To Dodge Paultards While Fleeing the Wreckage
Obama's Little Boy Speechwriter Has Name of Famous Actor
Barry Engages President's Wife's Husband
Condi: 'I'm Not Good with Animals'
Shots Ring Out In The Memphis Sky
Barack Obama's Hawaiian Freedom March
MLK Holiday Spectacular: What Happened In Nevada?
'Nobody Understands What A Caucus Is'
Liveblogging McCain's S.C. Victory Speech
Elderly Maverick 'Walnuts' McCain Won't Go Away
Mitt Really Excited About Nevada
McCain and/or Huckabee Win(s) South Carolina, Maybe!
Important Political Insight From Mark Halperin
An Ugly AP Photo of Every Major Presidential Candidate Today
Shocking Video Proves Dumbness of Caucus
Hillary Forever: Liveblogging the Casino Caucus!
Huckabee 'Spiritually Raping' South Carolina
Crushing Victory For Hillary With 50.05%
Massive Fraudulent CIA-backed Voting Machine Conspiracy in SC
But Does He Have Any Black Babies?
And The Dealer Keeps On Joking As He Takes My Last Token
Nevada Caucus Can't Compete With Reno Santa
Sooo, About that New Job at Wonkette
Music and Politics Collide Again
Dean Hrbacek, Republican for Congress
Huckabee To Only Ban Sins Involving Gay Sex
Ireland, Singapore To Vote Tomorrow
Chelsea Clinton Likes Her Mom!
George Clooney Named U.N. 'Messenger of Peace'
Proud Naval Tradition May Fade Away
Crazy Gunman Arrested Near Bastion of Democracy!
Hillary Opens Up to Oprah Tyra About the BJ Thing
Go See Dave Barry Do His DC Show, For Free!
Someone Needs a Cold Shower, New Underwear
Closeted Homosexuality Endorses Mitt In South Carolina
Plague of Plastic Fetuses Reminds Racine of Its Sins
Fred Thompson Doesn't Care About Black People
Romney Will Bequeath Personal Fortune to Tiny Little Man
Benpelosi: Washington's Hot New 'Item'
McCain to Fix Economy With Greenspan's Corpse
McCain Getting More Attractive By the Minute
Rudy. Fight. Old Prohibition Crime Bosses. Win.
Cartoon Violence Blinded Me With Science
Hillary, Mittens Lead Big Vegas Polls
Ron Paul Probably Not As Racist As This Other Guy
Barry's High School Yearbook Shot
Steven Howard Should Probably Watch His Back
Rejoin the Confederacy If You Love It So Much
Remember, Remember The First Perv of Blowvember?
Romney, Reporter Mix It Up in Staples
Vietnam Veterans Against McCain Is a Lie
Huck Wants A Flagpole In The Ass of Every American
Shocking Video Proves FOX Newsman Carl Cameron Is A Demon
Thompson To Save Economy With 'Law & Order' Joke
They Don't Have to Walk, So Long As They Can Shoot
The Undertaker Hacks Duncan Hunter's Playpen
That's What I Like About the South
Chris Matthews Worships Trent Lott
A Conversation Between Friends
Bernanke Rebuffs Bush, Backs Dems?
Only Mitt Romney Can Fix the Chairs in Washington
Bush Uses Play Sword To Accomplish Middle East Peace
Will Polaroid Liz Get a Blimp Ride?
No One Has Ever Been Funnier Than Hillary Clinton!
Bushies May Scuttle Dulles Rail Extension
Prize Fighter Refuses To Shame Himself With Ron Paul Tattoo
Unwanted Pregnancy is the New Abortion
Bob Jones University To Go Paultard?
Barry Wants To Be Ronald Reagan... But Who Doesn't?
Jenna, Henry Pick a Date to Continue Dynastic Planning
Orange-Headed Anti-Mexican CNN Elitist Is Your New President!
Goodbye and Good Riddance, Las Vegas (Until Saturday)
You Need Mittens to Turn Back Time
Time For A Change, Nevada: Squirrel '08
If Trucks Ran On Puppies, Texas Would Drive Them Still
Republicans Have Stimulus Plans, Too
Mitt Romney Has A Supporter In Nevada
Marines Have Plenty of Money, Few Marines
Bill Clinton Is So Very Hungry
'Granny Warrior' Paultards Shot Down by PayPal
Pelosi Already Checked The Computers For Porn, Ok?
It's So Hard to Tell Sometimes
Cabs Cost Less Now, So Go Ride In One
Who Really Is Supporting the Terrorists
Barry's New Ad Is Sorta Cool Looking
Florida Doesn't Count In This Race Either
Democrats Become Total PAYGO Sluts
Intellectual Young'un Ezra Klein Thinks World of Tim Russert [UPDATE]
Maureen Dowd Owes Bush Her Soul
Chris Matthews, Pat Buchanan Fight to Death Over Mittens
Pot Prices to Go Up, Ron Paul Still Going Down
Fox Still Hates Ron Paul, Forum Declares War on Eeyore
John Edwards, Now HE Knows Black People
Hillary, Barry & John's Hippie Threesome
The Blimp Thing, It's Still Flying In South Carolina
The Foreigns: First Ladies GONE WILD!
WALNUTS! Calls Mitt Mexican, He Must Be Punished!
Seriously Though, This Is Bad for Hillary
ACLU Protects Craig, 'Rights' of Gay Bathroom Sex
Hillary, John & Barry Put Vegas To Sleep
Liveblogging The Post Debate Psychobabble
Nobody For President: Liveblogging America's Longest Debate
Liveblogging Vegas: The Sleepiest Debate
A Liveblog of Huckabee, WALNUTS! and Mittens' Simultaneous Acceptance Speeches
Liveblogging the Greatest Ever Kucinich-Free Dem Debate
Why Is Mark Halperin Naked On His Website?
Evil Nevada Supreme Court Backs Fascist MSNBC: Kucinich Is Out Again!
Hillary Takes Surprise Lead Against 'Uncommitted'!
Obama Supporters Are Outrageously Sincere
Mittens Leading Exit Polls, Probably Will Lose Now
Edwards Already Won & Lost In Nevada
Wonkette to Take on Nevada, Michigan Tonight
Randy Newman Makes Liberals Look Crazy at Macworld
Thanks for the Bombs, You're Not Getting Our Oil
Like a Beautiful Diamond, Iraq is Forever
Bloomberg's Imaginary Run Tanks in New York
"Hillary The Movie" Probably Not Coming to a Theatre Near You
The Kuciniches Will Always Have a Home Here
Mitch McConnell May Imagine Killing Dogs, Too
Live Nevada Coverage From An Empty Press Warehouse
Debate Encourages Ad Hominem Racial Attacks
MLK To Spend MLK Day Being Dead
Kerry Drinks More Obama Juice, Detoxes Obama
More Evidence That Mittens Is 'Common Man'
Emptying Our Jails of the Foreigns
Why Michigan Is Such a Big Freaking Deal
McCain Gives Thumbs-Up to Immigrant Cannon Fodder
Bill Clinton Still Making Ladies Weak in the Knees
McCain Targets *BLACK BABY* Military Crowd in SC
A Children's Treasury of Funny Wire Photos From Bush's Trip to Saudi Arabia
One African-American's Tribute to Bob Johnson, "Responsibility"
Romney Cares About [Governor's Mansion in] Michigan
Hillary Attacks Race of "Uncommitted"
Race for Lantos' Seat Begins, Basically Ends
NBC Ordered To Allow Sweet Dennis
Clinton Lays Claim and/or Waste to California
Green Party Exists, Few People Notice
Chuck and Huck Planning Massive Kegger in Texas
Faerie Tales and the Modern Neo-Con
Rudy Pretends To Like Jesus in Florida
Lewinsky Scandal Celebrates 10 Years of Easy Head!
Drunk Drivers on Jihad Against Candidates' Kids
Old Media Tries to Be Less So, Throws a Party
Tina Brown Still Alive, Writing
Live Wonkette Nevada Debate/Caucus Coverage, Tomorrow!
Massive Clinton 'Racism' Kills Support Among Black Voters
Mittens to Singlehandedly Save U.S. Auto Industry
McCain Is Laziest Ad Maker Ever
Avoid Recession, Buy More Stuff!
Christopher Hitchens Wins His War ... On Smoking
NM State Employee Penalized For Hilarious Obama Bashing
Nut Who Proposed To Hillary Is A Nut
Hey, Look, It's 'Fruity Giuliani'
Paultards 'Freak Out' NH Clerk
'Filipino Monkey' Nearly Tricks America Into World War III
Mitt's Website Has Never Heard of This 'Mitt' Character
Well, Well, Well... It's the Condibot!
The FBI Agent and the Naughty Librarians
WALNUTS! Is Winning Everything, Run!
Sidney Blumenthal Locked Up For Drunk Driving
Wonkette's Polaroid Heroine Celebrated by Washington Post
GOP Voters Having More Sex ... But Sex With What?
Nevada Caucus Is Cruel To Observant Jews
Kosovo to Declare Independence, Have Hot PM
George W. Bush Is A Battered Spouse
There's No Crying in Wonkette Sponsors
Snow in Baghdad Brings Break From Dying
Meet Their Demands, Obtain a Higher Standard
Bush: 'Change' Just Means They Like Me More
Michael Bloomberg Does Nothing Again
Crazy Vampire Lady Endorses Hillary Clinton
Chris Matthews Defends His 'Hillary Studies' Scholarship
Our Hero Peggy Noonan Praises Wonkette
Libertarians Would Like Ron Paul to Go Back to Being a Republican
Thin-Skinned Catholics Offended by 'Deep Fried Christ'
Roseanne Barr Slams Chauvinist Conservative Oprah
George W. Bush Also Solves the Holocaust
Cartoon Violence Explains It All
Fred Thompson Shilling for Gas Money
Hillary Plays House With Random Mexicans in Vegas
Rudy Unable to Pay Anyone Anything
South Carolina BBQ: GOP Debate Wrapup Horror
Palmetto Shuffle: Liveblogging These Sad Old Losers
Brit Hume Live! Liveblogging the FOX/GOP/SC Debates
Coming Soonest: Thrilling Live-Blog GOP/FOX Debate Action
Another Man Tries to Give Liz Sausage
Guns and National Parks: The Perfect Combination
Wonkette Asks, Tells on Army Medic
Rove Takes Aim at Barry's COUGH COUGH BLACK COUGH Basketball Days
Driving In Virginia May Not Cost Your Soul Anymore
Hey Glenn Beck, How Was Your Butt Surgery?
Republican Lawyer Laughed Out of Court by Republican Judges
An Important Message from Richard Viguerie by Richard Viguerie
Senator Norm Coleman's Wife Now Available For 'BLO & GO'
Bush Wonders What All the Fuss is About
Obama vs. Gregory: The Dance-Off
Hillary To Be V.P. But Then The Man President Dies, Nut Reveals
Hey Now John Kerry, I Smell Ulterior Motives
Rudy. Tested. Ready. Gonna Lose.
Clinton Makes Fun of Edwards, Which is Fine
All Obamaworld Citizens To Be Branded
MSNBC to Survive on Other Outlets Making Fun of It
Earth To Be Awesome Soon As Bush Is Gone
Howie Kurtz Compares Bad NH Coverage to Epic Natural Disaster
All Kinds of Assertions, All Kinds of Mistakes
Scaredy Cats at Fox News Appease Paul
Richardson Not Gonna Be President
Andrew Cuomo Uses Phrase That Made Some People Uncomfortable
It's My Party, I'll Cry If I Want To
Voter Fraud, Voter ID, SCOTUS and Shades of Jim Crow
Olmert Praises Bush, World Vomits In Own Mouth
Barack Obama Has Sissypants Secret Service Protection
The Foreigns TV: Sex 'n' Violence!
Bill Richardson's Dual Loyalties on Teevee
Various Anecdotes About This Creepy State
Fake American Video Shows Iranian Boats Driving In Circles
Obama Girl Gets Cameramen and 'Grips' Hot in New Hampshire
Men's Genitals the Latest Kenyan Battlefront
Remembering Our Greatest Ever New Hampshire '08 Primary
Liveblogging Hillary's Incredible Victory Speech From N.H.
Cry Those Tears of Dead Hope! Cry, Cry My Children!
John Edwards Still Losing, Kind of a Dick
N.H. Picks HILLARY, Because OBAMA Is A Loser!
And There's Not Even Alcohol Here
Barack, Expectations and Winning New Hampshire
The Sound Of Them Sucking: Liveblogging New Hampshire
The REAL Winner of New Hampshire
An Interview With Political Reporter Choire Sicha
Victory For Walnuts! McCain Is 'Comeback Geezer'
Liveblogging Comment Orgy: New Hampshire Edition
A Polaroid of Liz Playing with Obama's Bomb Dog in New Hampshire
BREAKING: RON PAUL COULD BEAT RUDY 9IU11ANI
BIG NIGHT FOR WALNUTS! MCCAIN WINS N.H.
Polls Are Almost Closed! Big Night For Duncan Hunter!
Live New Hampshire Primary Results Super Team Coverage Alert!
Politico's Bullshit Reporting Can't Stop This Eff
Hazy Sources Mean Better Stories!
Sully Blows Minds With His Knowledge
Ron Paul's Hilarious Newsletters Also Hate MLK
Boys Don't Cry, Win The Primary
Dennis Kucinich Is Too Cool For Your Stupid American Presidency
Obama Is a New Kind of Candidate with the Old Kind of Staffers
Rudy Sheds Only the Manliest 9/11-y Tears
TV Reporter Proves Political Viability With Stupid, Pointless Stunt
New Hampshire Shocker: Too Many Voters, Not Enough Ballots!
Thanks For Bringing A Pizza To The Wheelchair Guy, New Hampshire!
Mittens Just an Excited "Guy From Detroit"
George Allen Denies Us The Chance To Laugh Again
Steve McMahon Only 75% Asshole
Don't Ask, Don't Tell? More Like, Don't Pay Attention.
Bush White House Blamed For Lack of Kennedy Parties
Polaroids of Liz With Various Powerful Douchebags In New Hampshire
WALNUTS! It's More New Hampshire Crazies
Oh Yeah, Today's The Day For That Thing
Barack Obama Heckled by Fetus Lovers
Neener, Neener, "They" Made Hillary Cry
Bush's Light-Hearted Jokes Are Still Terrifying
Will Hannah Montana Get Her Cheney Care?
Lou Dobbs, President of the United States
Sorry About That Rigged Election
Paultards Fight Hucklers Fight Sean Hannity
Hillary Is the Candidate for Change (-ing History)
Have You Ever Noticed How Minorities Have Black-Sounding Names?
The War Was Fine, It's the Peace Bush Messed Up
Does Huckabee Owe His Success To George Foreman's Grill?
Edwards, America Prefer Simple Stories
Glamorous Mitt Romney Writes For Glamour
Meet President Ron Paul's Cabinet
Romney Goons Attack Helpless Old McCain Signs!
Bill Kristol Spews, America Heaves
BREAKING ... DRUDGE WORRIED FOR HILLARY!
Wonkette's Weekend In New Hampshire
Condi's Saddest Condiweek Launches Condiweek '08
How Do You Say "Rebound" in French?
Romney/Tancredo: The Ticket for Change
It's Official: Ron Paul Has No Power Over Blimp
The Most Important City in the World?
Open Thread for Republican Facebook Pokey Chat [Update: Teh Demrats Too]
Big Afterparty at Rudy's; No Brown People Allowed
Newfound Sympathy for New Hampshirianites
NH Dems Hate Hillary! (Or Some Obama Punks Just Booed Her)
Bush Stayed Up For Iowa, Doesn't Lose Sleep Over Other Things
Hillary Is What Hillary Says She Is
Hsu Gets 3 Years, Earns Gangsta Cred
Dana Perino Spotted Not Commenting on Something
Wacky Dictator Tells Bush To Get Bent
Bill and Hillary's Creepy Neighborhood of Murder
Wonkette Awkwardly Heads to New Hampshire
Andrew Sullivan's War On TV Writers
Biden, Dodd Grudgingly Return to Constituent Service
Scarlett Johansson Also Leading Hillary Now
Mittens' Virtue to Triumph Field's Pandering
A Children's Treasury of Overblown Huffington Posts About Obama's Victory
The Ter'rists are Coming! The Ter'rists Are Coming!
Obama a Super God, or Merely "Iowa Snow King"?
Sad Hillary's Sad Message To Sad Supporters
Hillary's Loss Forces Risky "Answering" of "Questions"
Cartoon Violence Could Go Either Way
Wait, Remember Him? He's Still the President
Chris Matthews To Write Own Version of Bible Where Obama Is God, Jesus, Moses
Whatever, Iowa's Soooo Unimportant
The Amazing Underdog Tale of Mittens
Hillary Is Very Excited About A Generic Democrat President
Liveblogging the Iowa Pie Orgy: Apocaucus Now!
And a Merry Fifth Place to Ron Paul!
Obama Not Beloved by the Elderly
Watch Out, America: Barry Obama Is Bringing Some Kind of Vague Change
Bill Bennett Praises Obama For Not Acting Too Black
Mike Huckabee's Peculiar Victory Speech VERBATIM
John-Boy Is All Growed-Up (UPDATED with Video!)
Two Americas: Christian Ex-Fatso Is America's New Reagan!
Giuliani Doesn't Have Teh Aidz
BIDEN, MEXICAN PERSON IN DEAD HEAT
Dodd May Drop Out, Anyone's Game Now
BREAKING: CNN Projects Huckabee & Real Jesus To Beat Romney
It's Not Looking Good For Chris Dodd
Pundits Calling "RAPTOR JESUS" Landslide
Worse Than Kenya: Guy In Des Moines Raises Both Hands
First Iowa Results: John Edwards Wins White House!
Live From The Internet: Wonkette's Iowa Caucus Pie Party
Mitt Romney Attempts Joke, Just Like the Humans Do
The Iowa Caucus Skinny (According to Des Moines' Craigslist)
Ongoing Wonkette Iowa Caucus Coverage
Our Poor Intern's Account of a Summer in Iowa
Kucinich Sues Texas Democrats Over Loyalty
The Mayor of DC Fires Someone Not in Iowa
Second-Tier Demrats, Let's Face It, Just Want Obama
God Told Pat, But Pat's Not Talking
California Sues EPA, EPA Says 'Meh'
BREAKING: Nobody In Iowa Cares About The Iowa Caucus, Either
Ron Paul to Bomb Votes Out of Iowa
Huckabee Minuteman Pedophilia Embezzlement Thievery Revealed
Reporters In Iowa Are Losing Their Minds
Hannah Montana To Sit Out Iowa
Meanwhile, Rudy Giuliani Shifts Campaign Themes
Arlen Specter: Campaign Criminal
Barry Obama Is Also A Delicious Iowan Dessert
Romney Calls McCain Really REALLY Honorable, But Vaguely Mexican
Santa Caucus Is Coming To Town
People In Iowa Still Working, Not Caucusing Yet
CNN Reveals True Feelings About Iowa Caucus
Turns Out It Hurts to be Killed
Denny Spent a Bunch of Money, Forgot to Say
Swift Vets and the Candidates That Love Them
Avoid Getting Shot Tonight, If Possible
South African Government As Strict As High School Lunchladies
God Informs Pat Robertson of His Specific Chinese Conversion Plans This Year
Nobody Wants To Live Next Door To Any Presidential Candidate
Lantos Has Cancer, Will Retire
We Will See Your Peace, and Raise You a Double Homicide
John Edwards Loses Points for Being From This Jerkoff's State
Hobbits and Orcs Elect Ron Paul King of Fantasyland
The Foreigns Come In From A Land Down Under
Mitt Romney Forgets "America the Beautiful" Lyrics, Denies Song's Existence
Hillary Clinton, Magnet for The Crazy
Murdoch-WSJ Hit Piece Destroys Kucinich Presidency
WTF? Obama Attacking Gore, Kerry, Concepts of Liberalism
Moneybomb Doing Wonders for Ron Paul's Racism
NH Newspaper's Hatred of Romney Bordering on Creepy, But Still Funny
The Pic That Lauched a Thousand Sick Fan Fics
Ron Paul for the Republican Nomination
Oh, Those Elections! Yeah, About Those.
Huckabee's Abortion of an Attack Wastes $150k