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Goodbye To 2008: The Year Of 9/11

Why Is Everyone Being Racist Against Blago?

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Alberto Gonzales, War On Terror's Latest Victim

Cuba Spends Its Birthday In The Caribbean

Bush Will Abandon Hippie Crawford Enclave For Dallas Palace

Obama Prefers Basketball To Thorny Gaza Problem

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Rod Blagojevich Is The New Obama

John McCain's Sexy Lobbyist Friend Sues NYT For $27 Million That It Doesn't Have

Wonkette Nominated For Yet Another Award, Is Running Out Of Shelf Space

Roland Burris Has Already Constructed His Terrifying Death Chamber

Blago: Hey Harry Reid, I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU To Not Seat A Nice Old Black Man [UPDATE]

Is It Possible They Meant To Name Him "Trig" But Wrote The "g" Backwards?

Your Wonkette's Top 10 Political Teevee Clips Of 2008!

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Blago Sells Senate Seat To Some Dude, Hooray...??

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Roger Ebert Writes Insane Political Things On His Blog!

'Magic Negro' Racism Song Will Land Chip Saltsman GOP Job Of His Choice

American Weapons Working Just Fine For Israel

Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Barney The Dog But Were Too Uninterested To Ask

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America Will Become Quaint Haggling Marketplace

Nobody Wants To See Gay Larry Craig's Gay Airport Bathroom Now

Electricity Howls In the Bones of Her Face

Here's That Hilarious Song Parody Sent Out By This Huckabee Douche Who Wants To Be Chairman of the RNC

Another Republican Politician Caught Trying To Screw Children

Police Corruption!: A Toys For Tots Ponzi Scheme

A Children's Treasury of Dumb Quotes About Dismal Holiday Sales

Happy Hobo Christmas!

Ice Is Also Great, And Would Suffice

Happy Getting Through Christmas, America!

Goodbye, War On Christmas 2008!

Liberal Harold Pinter Dies, Of Cancer

'What Are You, Stupid? Whatsa Matter With You? Whatsa Matter With You?'

A Children's Treasury Of Terms Of Abuse For Our Favorite Villains

Merry XMas Greetings From Your Wonkette

Happy Christmas, Heathens!

Grinch Bush Revokes Real-Estate Crook's Pardon

God Bless Us Wonkette Nuts, Everyone

2008: Year of the Furries

Hume Glorifies The Self

Happy War On Xmas Eve, Wookies!

Bush Pardons Real-Estate Criminal Whose Dad Donated $28,500 To Republican Party

The Blizzard of the World Has Crossed the Threshold

Obama Transition Team Reports That Obama Transition Team Did Nothing Wrong

Sarah Palin Still Blaming Campaign Loss On Her Lack Of Interviews

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Rick Warren Rants Against Media In YouTube Screed [Update]

Rick Warren Is Your New Lincoln

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Does Butts Embarrass Barack Obama?

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Bill Kristol In Top Form!

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Why Won't Barack Obama Fix The Cold Weather?

Buy A Calendar Of Hot Pin-Up Model Sarah Palin

We Can Call Him "Ragu"!

Here Are Your Topless Obama Pics As Promised

You Will Probably Not Get A Job With The Obama Administration

A Children's Treasury Of Shoe-Throwing Games

Shoe-Hurling Iraqi Hero's Show Trial Set For December 31

Barry Golfs In Hawaii While America Freezes Over

2008 In Stupid Pictures

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Santa & Bush Conspired To Elect Obama!

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Republicans Put Socialist Liberal On Their 2009 Calendar

Portraits of George and Laura Bush Unveiled

Blago's Press Conference Almost As Funny As Rick Sanchez's Twitter Updates

Wonkette Commenter Leads 'Angry Left' Reaction To Rick Warren

Obama Has Eerie Power To Read, Cloud Republicans' Minds

Liveblogging Rod Blagojevich's Important Address To The World

Obama Picks Navy Admiral As Spy Chief, Considers 'Domestic Intelligence Agency'

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Wise Man Willie Brings Dope To Baby Jesus

Al Franken Winning (For Now!) In MN

Beautiful Naked Painting of Rod Blagojevich Revealed In Chicago

George Bush Vs. The Shoes

Levi's Mom Gets Arrested, Of Course, Because There Is Nothing Better To Do In Wasilla

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Earnest Minnesotans Debate The Existence Of Lizard People

Liveblogging George Bush Rescuing The Auto Industry!

The News Today Is About Money, Cars, And Fighting

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A Children's Treasury Of Evil Wall Street Failures' Photos From This Good NYT Series About The Financial Crisis

Festival Of Lite

Best Leftist Protest Idea Ever: Throw Shoes At Dana Milbank

Obama On Rick Warren: 'Uhh... Hope?'

All Baby Jesus Dolls Stolen & Molested, For Laffs

Lizard People Defeat Al Frankenstein

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Clinton Foundation's List Of Foreign Influence-Buyers Is Quite Long And Sinister

Media To Completely Destroy Caroline Kennedy

Maybe We'll Read Page 136 Just To Piss You Off, Mark Penn

Liberal WONKETT Blog Tries To 'FAIL' That 'Thank You George W. Bush' Website

Defensive Obama Team Defensively Defends Stupid Rick Warren

Pat Buchanan Still Seething Over That Fink, Hirohito

Behold The Alaskan Hope Bear

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Famous MSNBC Host Mika Brzezinski Wuz Mugged!

Yahoo Will Forget Everything It Once Knew About You

Common Criminals Love Barack Obama

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Evangelical Wingnut Rick Warren To Deliver Invocation At Inauguration

Elitist Obama Inaugural Will Feature Poetry

Robert Gibbs Is Obama's Favorite White Friend

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Sam Brownback Does Something Boring For Attention

Joe Lieberman Is Most Hated U.S. Senator Ever

The Free Market WORKS

Insane Plutocrat Thinks Someone From Craigslist Will Go For This

Will Democrats Reinstate Monarchy And Feudal Aristocracy?

Richard Nixon Just Called To Say He Loves You

Clean-Fingered SEC Chair Did No Probing

OUR BARRY IS TIME'S PERSON OF THE YEAR

Vogue Features Famous TV Newsladies!

Former Ohio Secretary Of State Running For RNC

Blaggy's Too Much Of A Crook To Be Fired

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Jesse Jackson Jr.'s Been Snitching On Blagojevich For YEARS (Maybe!)

Oh Wait It's VILSACK For Secretary of Agriculture

Potential Agriculture Secretary Likes To Pee In Cups, On Airplanes

Even The Symbolism In The Sad Tale Of Blaggy Is Despicable

Fed Slashes U.S. Interest Rate To Basically Zero

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Check Out Dana Perino's Lady Shiner

Charlie Crist Will Run For President In 2012

Richard Cohen Simply Does Not Care For Those BlackBerry Machines

Detroit Now Home To Collapsing Newspaper Industry, Too

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Deflation Kicks In As Americans Become Actively Scared Of Economy

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'Obama' Offers Stunning Reply To Change.gov's Hippie Legions

Massive Crowds Protest Jeremiah Wright In Georgia

Bob Ney To Flee Ungrateful Country

Why Did Secret Service Let A Man Wearing SHOES Into Bush Press Conference???

Obama Unveils All His Boring Cabinet Picks

Dick Cheney Proud of Ruining America

K-Lo: Blago's Corruption Stems From His Liberal 'Pro-Choice' Position

Old Coot In Utah Has Theory About Obama And Nuclear Warfare, So Listen Up

Hippies Want One Thing And One Thing Only From This Obama

Shoe-Throwing Becomes Leftist Protest Du Jour

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Joe Biden Purchases Menacing Police Dog

Some Kennedy Publicly Seeks Hillary's Senate Seat

Barack Obama Is The President Of Anachronisms

Furries Still Excitable, Despite Recession

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George Bush's Dog, Barney, Wins War On Christmas

Al Franken Might Be The Favorite In Eternal Minnesota Recount

Joe The Plumber's Second Digital Teevee Commercial = Sexytime

Historians Already Sick of Obama Presidency

Blago Refuses To Quit Feeding Ravenous Media Maw

Barack Obama Loves Trains SO MUCH

Southerners Are Latest Ethnic Group To Be Outraged By Barack Obama's Cabinet Appointments

California Congresslady Loretta Sanchez Proves It's Really Christmastime, With Her Latest Horrific Holiday Card

Throw Shoes At Animated George W. Bush!

Sarah Palin's Church Got Burnted

We Are All Iraqi Shoe-Throwers

Iraqi Journalist Throws Shoes At George Bush Jr., Microphone Beats Up Dana Perino

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You Could Maybe Make a Few Dollars Selling These Tasteful Obama Souvenirs

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Local College Will Not Let Kids Rent Out Rooms For Inauguration

George Bush Won't Let Obama Into White House Early, Because WTF?

Add "Sleeping" To Inauguration Day Blacklist

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Is The 'Real' Rod Blagojevich This Libertarian Pamphlet Editor?

McCain-Palin Fire Sale Features $20 Blackberry Phones Full of VIP Emails & Numbers

NASA Head Trying To Keep Outer Space Secrets From Obama Transition Team

Moran Will Run For Governor

McCain HQ Firesale Locks Out Nice Lady

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Fox News Nut Invents Conspiracy

Santa Claus Palling Around With Marxists

Rrrow Catfight! Assortment Of Dems Don't Want Caroline Kennedy To Take Hillary's Seat

A Children's Treasury Of Cartoons Featuring Rod Blagojevich's Hair

Barry Killed All The ACORNS!

'Upbeat,' 'Positive' Hairsuited Moron Blagojevich Forges Ahead

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Klaatu Barada Nikto!

Blaggy's Refusal To Quit Ruins Entire State's Fiscal Health

Happiness Is A Warm Gunn

Big $ale On Truck Nutz At McCain-Palin HQ!

Important Psychologists Help Newspaper Guy Write Lame Article Before Deadline

Sexy New Version of Florida Recount Makes the Ultimate War On Xmas Present!

North Dakota, Steaming Cesspool Of Political Corruption

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Rod Blagojevich's Terrible Hair Found Guilty of Everything

Cheney Appears To Have Little Political Capital...??

Hillary Clinton Will Make $4,700 Less Per Year Than Condoleezza Rice

MUST... CONSUME... MORE

Michael Chertoff Latest Innocent Victim Of Nation's Unfair Immigration Enforcement Laws

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Ann Coulter Speaks!

Obamatards Are Stealing Your Speech Freedoms

Karl Rove: Everything Is Awesome For Republicans!

All Numbers Expected To Drop Forever

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A Good Question Exists On Change.gov, For Once!

David Vitter Calling Something 'Ass-Backwards' Causes National Insanity

Look, It's Jesse Jackson Jr. Speaking Live

Blaggy Is Just As Shocked As You Aren't

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Jesse Jackson Jr. Was That 'Candidate #5' Who Had Sex With Kristen, In Washington

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Republicans Jabbering About Their 'Greased Chutes'

Wonkette Readers Saved the Environments!

Auto Bailout Wins, GOP Offers Appropriate Criticism

Obama Dares To Speak His Middle Name In Public!

Barack Obama On The Run From Illinois Governor's Corrupting Nether Regions

'NYT' Scribe Pillories Detroit

Blagojevich Told Press To 'Go Ahead And Tape Me'

Joe The Plumber Sells Out John McCain

The Washingtonienne Gets Married

Nation Of Poor Stock-Pickers And Corrupt Dillweeds

A Children's Treasury Of Comical Excerpts From Blaggy's FBI Affadavit

Blagojevich Released Into Filthy City Of Rats, Chicago

Kathryn Jean Lopez Very Excited About Simplicity, Non-Gayness Of Blaggy Scandal

Oh Sure, David Plouffe, Whatever You Want, We Leave Our Weekend Plans Open Until We Hear From David Plouffe Anyway

Dick Durbin Wants To Strip Blaggy's Rightful Appointment Powers, For Some Reason

Did That B*tch Rahm Set Him Up?

Charlie Crist Delights In Madrid And Its Minibars

'Change' $39.95 Into This Tacky Golden Plate

Larry Craig Latest Sex-Scandal Republican To Lose Legal Appeal

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Illinois Gov. Blagojevich Arrested In Comical Chicago Corruption Case

Paul Volcker Will Be President Of Cars

DC Will Be Paved In Charter Buses

Wonkette's 2008 War On Xmas Gift Guide

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Conviction Of Violent Creep O.J. Simpson Advances The Cause Of Racial Justice

The Swiss Will Save Our Global Economy

'Twenty Dollar' Bob Allen's Latest Pathetic Appeal Fails

'Thank You George W. Bush' Webmaster Furiously Scrubbing Site

Gifted Linguist Karl Rove Will Expose "Unreceiving" [Sic] Bush Staffers

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Mitt Romney Hoarding Cash To Run For President, The End

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Bill Kristol: Spend Money On Military, Not Fanciful Green Thingies

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Take Bill O'Reilly's Heathen 'Holiday' Quiz About Afrikans!

Netroots Terribly Disappointed That Barack Obama Is Not A Communist

Latest Crucial MSNBC Anchor News Update!

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Drunken Failure Congressman Vito Fossella May Also Go To Jail

Libtard Supreme Court Will Let Alien Monster Barack Obama Be President!

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George Will Hates The Liberals So Much, All Of Them, For Their Non-Existent Issue

Weird Times In Arkansas

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New Evil Children's Book Found On Internet, Rushed To Front Of Mockery Line

People Are So Mean To Poor Old Ben Bernanke

Dante Never Had To Fly Through O'Hare

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Barack Obama Will Build A Road To Your Heart

About That Canadian Coup...

Obama's Chief Speechwriter Somehow Let This Photo Be On Facebook

A Very Sexy Day For DC Christmas Trees (Not Christmas)

We Went To A Robert Gibbs Party, And Then A Reason Party!

Peggy Noonan So Happy George W. Bush Prevented 9/11

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Look, An Election Night Time Capsule, On The Internet, For Aliens

Barack Obama Buys Communist Tuxedo

Joe Biden Begs For Hot $$$ For Hillary

Let's Get Naked

Massive Crowds Turn Out To Protest B-Rock NObama's Falsified American Citizenship

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Palin Clothing Tab Rises To $180,000

America's Billion-Dollar Half-Muslin Cyborg President

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The Holiday Warmth That Only A Crowded Club Or Movie Theater Can Provide

Check Out George Bush's Sexy New Dallas Home

Cute Symbol of Global Warming Now Up For Sale

A Children's Treasury Of Polite, Intelligent Threaded Comments On Change.gov

Senator Calls New Capitol Visitor Center A 'Left-Leaning' Offense To God

Chris Matthews Mulling Senate Run, Or Raise, Or Something

Arab Camels Spotted Near Porous Mexican Border

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Bernanke Decides That Entire Economy Is Worth Saving

Eliot Spitzer's Thrilling Debut As Online Bore

Zombie Auto Execs Attack Washington

Catfight! Geithner Doesn't Like Bair

Dunderhead Florida Congresswoman Refuses To Take Obama's Phone Call

Who Will Bail Out The Forged Birth Certificate Industry?

Race Will Only Be Transcended By Those Who Purchase Obama Fleece!

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Ed Rendell Thinks Napolitano Will Do Well At Homeland Security, Despite Her Vagina

Jonah Goldberg Is So Gay For Mormons

Women Constantly Trying To Do Kitchen Chores In Veterans Affairs Dept. Bathroom

Obama Accused of Using Lame 'Zune' Device

Bushes Disrespects America By Planning To Buy A Home, In Dallas

No More Book Learning For You Hobos

Your Latest Imaginary Minnesota Senate Recount News: Al Franken, Uh, 'Winning'

That Cannot Be True, CNN!

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Bill Richardson's Tall Tales

Jim Lehrer Tells Creepy Stories About Cannibals, For Laughs

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Who Will Be The Next Barack Obama?

Liveblogging Obama Giving Bill Richardson the Latino Consolation Prize

Terribly Offensive Ornament Will NOT Hang On White House XMas Tree After All

Jeb Will Carry Bush Family Curse Into Senate

Bill Richardson, Perpetual Secretary

Actual Confederate Owner Of Slave Plantations Wins Georgia Runoff

CNN Is Disgusting

Where Did The Last Hour Go?

Joe Biden Goes Off-Message To Make Fun Of Sarah Palin

Mel Martinez Latest Republican To Give Up

Christopher Hitchens Is Funny When He Talks About The Clintons

Meet Your New Commerce Secretary: Bill Richardson

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Fred Thompson Hates Everyone

Barack Obama Is A Media Whore

Wonkette Advertisers Have Bailout Plan For Wonkette

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Barack Obama Has A Special Gift For America's Leaders!

Can Mulatto Illegal Alien Bastard Negro Be President?!

Detroit Sexy Text Message Gal Pleads Guilty

Horribly Offensive White House Christmas Tree Ornament Is Decorated In Small Letters Promoting Mildly Controversial Idea

Reader Fotos: God Hates America, Loves Taiwan

Condi Plays Piano For The Queen

Eliot Spitzer's Hooker For Senate

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Saxby Chambliss Will Probably Win Georgia Runoff, Which Is... GAH It's Tomorrow!

Random Dude Who E-mailed Us Should Take Hillary's Senate Seat

Innovative Saxby Chambliss Campaigns On Promise To Do Whatever Alan Greenspan Says

Your Dow Jones Falls Many Points After Investors Discover Some 'Recession' Thing

Obama Announces Fancy Transition Donor Friends

Joe The Plumber Wants To Find Out Who Likes Him

Government To Offer Worthless Porn-Free Internet For Free

Modest George Bush Claims He Was 'Unprepared' For War

Why Does Obama Hate Short Gals?

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Those Gates & Clinton Cabinet Appointments Everybody Knew About Are Now Official!

Our Recession Is One Year Old Already!

Your Morning News, Now In Convenient Afternoon Form

Bill Kristol FTW

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Peggy Noonan Is Thankful That She Doesn't Have To Encounter Poor People

Prepare For Gay Invasion, Redneck America!

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George W. Bush Will Really Miss Presidential Food

Oh Hey Dudez Thanksgiving Got Rick Rolled!

Crazed Mob Stomps Wal-Mart Worker To Death

And A Happy Thanksgiving To You, Saxby Chambliss!

George Bush's Extremely Offensive Forestry Malapropism

Another Very Special Thanksgiving Treat From Your Wonkette!

Much Like Republicans, Al Qaeda Whines About Pro-Obama Media Bias

Happy Thanksgiving Prayer, America!

Here's Your 2008 Comical Bush/Turkey Photo

Joe Biden To Sit On Thumbs For Next Four Years

One Time, In 1976, Ronald Reagan And William F. Buckley Jr. Ate Turkey Together In Connecticut To Discuss Reagan's Whiny Queer Kid

A Children's Treasury of Presidents & Turkeys

Give Thanks To Your Wonkette Pals, With Recipes!

Texans Want To Secede From Union, Name George W. Bush Their Texas President

Palin Cameraman Has Won Many Awards!

John McCain Addresses The Press From Random Conference Room

The Secret Mating Rituals Of Japanese Polar Bears

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Who Is The Real President Of America Right Now?

Laura Bush Will Save The Publishing Industry Forever

AIG Using Taxpayers' $150 Billion To Annoy Comedy Blog

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Amoral War Robots May Make Better Soldiers

United States Government Unveils 'TARP II: THE CURSE OF BERNANKE'S GOLD'

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Joint Chiefs Chairman Cancels His Sexy Naked XXXmas Party

Joe The Plumber's Life Officially Becomes Off-Putting David Lynch Film

Mike Murphy On Slow Boat To China

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Russian Expert: America To Separate Into Breakaway Republics

Washingtonienne To Marry Some Guy

Big Sale On Jet Packs This Holiday Season

George W. Bush Pardons Murderer of Bald Eagle

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Oddly Endurant Sarah Palin/Turkey Slaughter Story Takes New Twist

Bill Kristol Orders Other People To Reconsider Their Ideas

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Florida Atwitter Over Charlie Crist's Marriage, To A Woman!

If The $700 Billion-But-Somehow-Still-Tawdry Shoe Fits

Arianna Huffington Has Unique Take On Clinton Appointment

Your Most Recent 'AIG Still Spends Absurd Amounts Of Taxpayer Money On Dumb Things' News!

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Hippies, 'National Review' Feud Over This Year's War On Thanksgiving

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Thank You, Moose Clown, For Helping the Republicans Have Such An Epic Loss

Sean Hannity Finally Shakes Off That Liberal Sideshow Clown, Alan Colmes

'Lizard People' Voter Revealed!

Why Did SNL Censor This Rahm Emanuel Thing?

Liveblogging Barack Obama's Big Unveiling Of Money Peoples

Obama Advisor Larry Summers Linked To Communists!

Al Franken Will Win Minnesota Senate Seat Because More Stupid Voters Like Him

Who Will Be Obama's Token Republican Cabinet Member?

Barack Obama Worships At The Temple Of Basketball

Obama Is Hiring 2.5 Million of You Slobs!

Bidens Will Be Forced To Live In Filthy D.C.

It's Unofficially Official: Hillary Clinton Is Secretary of State

Who Will Bail Out Our Vital Weather-News Industry?

Obama Picks Some Nobody For Treasury

Last Republicans Will Nominate Anybody They've Heard Of

Exciting Additions To The Washington Times And Dulles Airport

Chris Matthews Returns To Daytime TeeVee Show After Sex Assault of Lesbian Hostess

Peggy Noonan Types Smart Column Topped With Mysterious Absurdity

Love Is In The Air

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Mukasey Just Had A Touch Of The Vapors

Nate Silver Has Mathematical Theory For Prop. 8

All These Leaks And Still No Treasury Secretary

Hollywood Fred Thompson Shall Return To TV!

Michael Mukasey Determined Not To Ruin Your Weekend

Awful Video of AG Michael Mukasey Collapsing

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Check Out The Hot New Sarah Palin/Turkey Grinder Bloodporn

A Festivus Miracle: No Fannie/Freddie Foreclosures! (Until January 9)

Q&A With 'Get Your War On' Guy, David Rees!

Happy Birthday, Joe Biden!

Your Ante/Anti-Thanksgiving Fun Binge

Retarded Person Has Economic Theory

Science Proves Wonkette Writers Are Diligent Drones

Unmarried Congresslady Linda Sanchez Is Pregnant!

Examine Disputed Minnesota Ballots For Laffs!

Mike Huckabee's 2012 Campaign Begins In Iowa

Waxman Will Run House Energy Committee, Dingell Will Run Nothing

Liveblogging Uncle Ted Stevens' Sad Farewell

Sigma Chi Overlords Will Maintain Grip On Georgia Senate Seat

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Bush Horribly Unpopular At G20 Summit

Unlocking The Genetic Secrets Of Hairy Monsters

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Franken Up & Down, Coleman Remains a Twit

John McCain Is President Of Missouri

Sassy Daytime Talkshow Host To Become America's Doctor?

Tim Mahoney Is Faithful To Everything But His Wife

Ted Stevens Inexplicably Concedes

Career Advice For Kristen Ashley Dupre

A Children's Treasury Of Corner Posts In Which K-Lo Begs For Money

Communist Mob Thrilled By Daschle News

Ron Paul Back In His Comfort Zone, Goes Insane Over NWO

Kathleen Parker Mocks the Wingnuts' God

Famous Prostitute Ashley Dupre Gives Interview Months After People Stopped Caring

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Al Qaeda Twat Is Also Racist Against Our New Black President

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Hillary Decides: Obama's Cabinet Or Debtor's Prison?

NYT: Disgraced Alaskan Senator Was A Mummy

Nate Silver Cussed Out By Angry Wingnut

Dick Cheney And Alberto Gonzales Indicted For 'Prison Profiteering'

Pirate King Ted Stevens Is Sunk

Oral Roberts College Fires 10% Of Workforce

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College Newspaper Lands Major 'Joe The Plumber' Interview

Getch'r Tickets To Sean Hannity's Concert Series! FOR AMERICA.

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The Time Has Come To Ponder Bill Kristol's Future

Is Obama's Attorney General Secret Space Pirate?

Howard Dean Celebrates 60 Years Of Howard Dean

Meet Obama's Fancy Black Attorney General!

State Of Texas To Finally Fade Into Obscurity

4 Million Obama Nuts To Be Slaughtered in DC

Hot Older Ladies More Attractive During Recessions

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American Women Super Angry About 2008, Etc.

Hell-Demon Obama Available For Personal Cleansing

Obama Dupes Nation's Gullible Children

Christopher Hitchens Doesn't Like Clinton For SecState

We Are All Bankrupt Automakers, In Our Hearts

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Sarah Palin Is A Slob

Christian Group Lays Off Hundreds After Spending All Money On Prop 8 Passage

Romney, Huckabee Officially Feuding

Prince Returns From (Metaphoric?) Hell To Consult His Bible, Opine On Prop 8

Slaves Vote Heavily In Obama's Favor

Newt Gingrich Very Concerned About, What Now, The Gays

Obama, McCain Release Candid Joint Statement!

Sarah Palin's Book Advance May Dwarf Even Nate Silver's

Young Lady Owns Obama's Old Car

Mike Huckabee Writes Whiny Book About How Awful Everyone Else Is

McCain Pays His Awkward Respects To New King

McCain To Be Named Secretary of Old People

David Frum Leaves 'National Review'

Brave Lobbyist Mauled By Angry Republican Deer

Barack Obama Appears On Famous TV News Magazine For Old People

New German Leader Looks Like Generic 70s British Character Actor

Team Of Angry Embittered Scheming Rivals

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Karl Rove Licks Stamps, For Pleasure

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Hillary Clinton/Secretary Of State Rumors Flying Every Which Way

Obama To Show His Burdened Face On The YouTubes Every Week

Several Comical Instances Of Botched Crimes

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"Is Kashkari A Chump?"

Gays Strike Back At Mormons With Proposition ANTHRAX

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ABC Pals Around With Terrorist (On Book Promo Tour)

Republican Governors Are So Bitter About Palin

A Nice Chart Showing How Poor You Are

National Hero Nate Silver Writing Lots Of Books For Lots Of $$$

Sarah Palin's First Press Conference Of The Campaign Happens Yesterday

The Sad Ballad Of George W. Bush

It's A Fun Obama-Biden Picture!

Obama, McCain To Meet Monday To Discuss The Politics!

Bill O'Reilly Makes Awkward Appearance On The Daily Show

Paul Krugman Wants To Spend So Much Money, For Fun

Money, Coworkers Disappear From Earth

The Last Time You Will Ever See Joe Biden

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Yes, Tipsters, That Is George Bush Making A Loaded Hand Gesture

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John Edwards Debates Karl Rove In Secret, Camera-Free Bankers' Lair

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Stay Dry With Robert Samuelson And Lisa Loeb

Joe The Plumber's Website Is Hilarious

DING DING DING Senate Aide Arrested For Kiddie Porn DING

PUPPIES PUPPIES PUPPIES

Obama's Staff Of Clinton Hacks Is Insufficiently Change-y

Fake McCain Supporter Again Revealed As Fake

'I Hope Tony Perkins Doesn't Pray To Jesus With That Mouth'

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RNC Video About 'Building Our Future' Is Basically Just About Reagan

Faux 'New York Times' Reveals Hippies' Vision For Utopian Future

Gays To Finally Boycott Mormons

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Auto Industry Bailout Is Annoying On All Levels

Stevie Wonder/A BlackBerry Curve 2012!

Dick Cheney To Show Joe Biden His Lair Tomorrow

Shep Smith Yells At Random Conservative Comedian

Joe Lieberman's Minions Working To Save Him

Helen Thomas Returns To White House To Finish Off Dana Perino

Hank Paulson Gives Up Buying Toxic Assets, Will Now Give Money To, Who Knows, Rats?

Bobby Jindal Dodged A Bullet In '08

Michelle Obama Wears Expensive Jewelry, Just Like Republicans!

Cindy McCain Caught Cheating With Ponytailed Loser?

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John McCain Talks About 'Tough' Campaign On Leno

Mark Foley Breaks 2-Year Silence

Conservative 'Hot-Bottom Agenda' Revealed

America Has Looted Beneath Its Couch Cushions And There Is No More Spare Change

American People Give Republican Party Major Responsibility: big $ale on truck nutz

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Alaska Figures Out Why Every Election Outcome Was Horribly Confusing

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It's Truck Nutz Vs. Paultards In GOP-Fixin' Ideas Contest

Your Summary Of 'All That's Worth Doing' At The Republican Governors Conference!

She Who Lives In A Post-Apocalyptic Petrostate Shouldn't Throw Stones

John Edwards To Break Silence After Huge $$$$ Offer

Tragicomic Mormon-Homosexual War In California Intensifies

Cut-Nut's On The Lam!

How Can You Help Rebuild The Republican Party?

Laura Bush Is Shoppin' Her Memoirs

Hillary Clinton Not At All Sore That Obama Won't 'Lift A Finger' To Help Her Recoup Massive Campaign Debts

Sarah Palin Tells Matt Lauer Some More Lies

Here's Your Creepy Bald Dog, Obama Girls!

He's Measuring The Drapes!

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Ted Stevens Signs Ironic Hat, Appears Foolish

Sarah Palin Moves To Socialist Venezuela

Palin's Dad: She Spent All Darn Weekend Going Through 'Her' Clothes

Are You Sexy Enough For Marc Ambinder's Obama Club?

New Map Proves America Is Spongy Tumor

Bill Kristol Relaunches Warlord Club Website

Take Intern Juli's Advanced Emanuel Brothers Personality Test From Hell

Andrew Sullivan Teaching Sarah Palin The Meaning Of 'Sisyphean'

Barack Obama Saves Joe Lieberman

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Terribly Awkward Obama-Bush Meeting Underway

Important Twitter Regarding Terry McAuliffe

Sarah Palin Blames Loss On George Bush

Jersey City Dem Pees All Over D.C. Nightclubbers

Ron Reagan Not Impressed With Rahm Emanuel's Dancing

Joe Scarborough Says F-Word On Live Television

Michelle Obama Will Not Reform Healthcare

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Peggy Noonan Disparages 'Menacing If Increasingly Antique' Black Rapsmiths!

Next Secretary Of State: Kerry Or Richardson?

McCain, Palin, Obama Consider 'Election Of Doom Reunion Tour 2k8' Across Georgia

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How To See Mythical Creatures Like Pandas And Barack Obama

Liberals All Boned After Obama Win

Liveblogging Obama's First "Hope"ference With The Terrible Media

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Lieberman Camp Calls Potential Punishment 'Unacceptable'

Joe Biden Seeks Affair With Michelle Obama

Time To Take The White People's Guns!

Anti-Muslim Hero Rep. Virgil Goode Loses

The Reign Of Hopeful Terror Begins

Jeremiah Wright Not Very Happy With Media

Sarah Palin Trashers Are Mostly Ex-Romney People

Cakemakers Are The Backbone Of Our Economy

What Will Obamazombies Do Now?!

Whack Job Palin's Diva Exit From America

Your Lengthy Guide To The Insane McCain-Palin Cold War

Eliot Spitzer Free To Keep Whorin'

Current White House Dog Goes On Biting Spree

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Pretend It's Last Tuesday, All Weekend Long

Alaskan Elections Were Probably Very Corrupt & Fraudulent, It Being Alaska And All

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Fat, Hated Burnout Considered Leading Candidate For Treasury Secretary

Rove's Electoral Projections Were Realistic-ish!

Oregon Gives Dems Another Commie Senator

Joe Lieberman To Have 'The Talk' This Afternoon

NYT Electoral Map Porn Is Here!

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Rahm Emanuel Is Very Coy

Meet Your New White House Press Secretary

John McCain Goes Back To Cookin' Ribs

Drunk Pennsylvania Bitter's Post-Election Rage!

A Crisis Of Leadership

Sarah Palin Thought Africa Was A Country, Not A Continent

Local Idiot Plans To Get Rich With Charity Website

Obamas Will Adopt Precious Rescue Puppy, Destroy American Businesses

Barack Obama Saves Print Newspapers For Entire Day

Ralph Nader Still Working Hard To Completely Ruin His Legacy

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So... Which Pollsters Live, Which Will Be Killed?

Bitter Michelle Malkin Is Looking For Something To Cling To!

A Children's Treasury of McCain Nostalgia

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McCain Campaign Knocks 'Wasilla Hillbillies Looting Neiman Marcus From Coast To Coast'

John McCain Perfectly Predicted Election Result A FULL YEAR AGO

Gore Vidal Yells At British Election Followers

Michelle Obama's Hell-Colored Election Night Dress

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Who Will Be Obama's Treasury Secretary?

Sarah Palin Returns To Alaska

Rahm Emanuel, Next White House Chief Of Staff?

Your Post-Election Dangly Bits

My Campaign Gone By, I Miss It So

Barack Obama Wins ... Indiana, Too!

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CNN's Greatest Moment Of The Year

Oh Jesus Christ... Liveblogging Obama's Victory Speech

McCain Concedes, With Dignity, This Is Awkward

Barack Obama Is President ... of AMERICA

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Oh Hey, Is It Cool If We Liveblog HISTORY?

Here Is Your Election Night Electoral Map!

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Liveblogging Part CLXXVI: The Fox News Depressfest

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Liveblogging Your Transcontinental Voting Returnz

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Buh-Bye Liddy Dole, Hello Western States

This Bull Will Be Slaughtered, In Kenya, If Obama Wins

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Liveblogging The 8:30 (ET!) Wave Of Slightly Less Unimportant Results

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Liveblogging The 8:00 (ET!) Wave Of Unimportant Results

Early Election Night: What's Up With Indiana?

Hey Everybody, Look At The Horrible Thing CNN Did

Oh Holy Election Night, Here We Go!

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More Heartwarming Voting Tales From America

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Rick Sanchez, Joe The Plumber Yell At Each Other For Six Minutes

Wonkette's 2008 Election Night Drinking Game!

Sarah Palin's Long Goodbye

McCain's Auntie Says He Will Die In Office, But Whatever

One Word For Ralph Nader: Jackass

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Obama Cultists Construct 'Cake Shrine'

A Hobo's Guide To Profiting From The Election

A Children's Treasury Of Today's Hilarious Fox News Clips

Joe the Plumber Tries Voting At Wrong Place

Why the First Black President Must Stay In Shape

University Provost's E-mail Hacked, Tells Students That Election Has Been Delayed

Young Arlington Couple Caught Talking About Wonkette In Polling Place

Sarah Palin Voted In Alaska Today!

Peggy Noonan BRINGS IT In National Review Interview

'Missing' Stevens Juror Skipped Deliberations For Horse Race

Fancy Obamas 'Take Their Time' Voting

Vote McCain/Palin, Win Baseball Championships All Over Again!

Heartwarming Voting Tales From Across America

Read Sarah Palin's Important Medical Fax!

Barack Obama Is President Of Ice Cream

Early-Morning Election Reports From Your New York Wonkette Operatives

Let's See If This '50-State Strategy' Actually Works

Barack Obama Is President Of Dixville Notch, NH

Who Do You Think You're Changing?

Two Years Later, Election Day Is Here!

Sarah Palin Releases Medical Records Fax From Some Doctor

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Ralph Nader's Hummus Sucks, Too

McCain-Palin Wingnuts Mourn Obama's Granny

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Palin To Black Person: Todd & I Live With Racial Discrimination, Too!

Your Election Eve Update On 'Polls'!

Alaska Betrays Its Imperial Princess

Keith Olbermann Gets Olbermann-y About Being Mocked On SNL

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Palin: Obama People Think Terrorists Are 'Good Guys,' Now!

And This Is Why Matt Drudge Has Had No Impact On The Election

Mitt Romney Throws John McCain Under The Bus

Sarah Palin Calls Herself & Supporters Alien Race

Libtards Hack McCain Site Or Something

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Bill Kristol Explains Why Liberals Should Love John McCain

'Never a N___r In The White House, Biggot!'

Palin Fighting 'Culture War' Nobody Cares About

Does McCain Know Something We Don't?

When Will Obama Drop This Loser Biden?

VA Republican Linked To Crappy Gay Art House Film

I'm In Ur Voting Machine, Erasing Ur Tally

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We Told You Tattoos Aren't Cool

Hanged Raccoon May Symbolize... Barack Obama!

Mormons Will Invade Your Lesbian Houses If Prop 8 Passes

Pat Buchanan Has A Hearty Chuckle Over Disenfranchising Black Voters

Ad About Some Crazy Black Preacher (??) Appearing On Pennsylvania Teevees

Mississippi College Paper Is Racist

Goateed Prophet Chuck Todd Thinks This 'Obama' Will Win

How Might Wingnuts Respond To This Charming Story of a 109-Year-Old Daughter of a Slave Voting For Obama?

John McCain Throws Sarah Palin, John McCain Under The Bus

Canadian Comedy Duo Destroys Palin

McCain Supporters Consider Mass Suicide

Mean Lady Doesn't Give Candy To 'Obama-Supporting' Children

Oh Here's Dick Cheney Endorsing His Boyfriend John McCain

John McCain Is Everywhere At The Same Time On Monday

Barack Obama Captures Coveted Peruvian Shaman Vote

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Why Won't Barack Obama Apologize For His Large Extended Family?

Schwarzenegger Promises McCain Presidency Will Be Like POW Camp

Jimmy Smits Used To Play Barack Obama In Future-Predicting TV Show 'The West Wing'

Weekend Wonkette Returns... This Weekend!

Your Sexy 'Political' Halloween Costumes, Part One

Anthrax Never Tasted So Sweet

Hey Kids, Check Out Lil' Trigger In His Elephant Costume

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ZOMBIES KILL FUNDIES, TAKE OVER WALL STREET BULL

McCain Fan Electrifies Little Boys Who Are On His Lawn

Halloween Public Service Announcement

Everybody With Spare Obama Tickets Is Getting So Laid

Guess Who's Advertising In Arizona?

Peggy Noonan Is Barack Obama's #1 Fan

HEY EVERYONE IT'S ALMOST OVER LET'S LOOK AT CARTOONS

Lil' Sarah Palin Wants Welfare Handouts

Obama Boots More Journalist Enemies Off Plane

President Obama Will Take Away Precious Liberties, Disband Boy Scouts, Let Russia Invade Poland Again

Larry Eagleburger Doesn't Like Sarah Palin

San Francisco Voters' Last Chance To Rename Poop Factory After George W. Bush

Joe Biden Had Salty Words For Press In 2004

Ohio Has A Pretty High Opinion Of Itself

Twitter Bird Can Help You With Voter Sadness

Barack's Aunt Is Poor & His Dad Is Malcolm X & Other Weird Crap We Never Got Around To Writing Today

Kay Hagan Very Upset At Liddy Dole!

The Onion Predicted 'Joe The Plumber' Crap

More Photos & Videos From Yesterday's Sacrilege Wall Street Bull Prayer

McCain Now Feuding With JOE THE PLUMBER

McCain Hated Palin From Day One

Goldfarb: Obama Hangs Out With Millions Of Anti-Semites Whose Names All Rhyme With 'Beremiah Bight'

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Whatever Happened To Those NOBAMA Hillary Fanatics, Anyway?

Wonkette Sexy Election Parties Coast 2 Coast & Around the World Part II

Joe The Whore Shows Up At McCain Rally, Finally

America's Honeymooners Hate John McCain

Liddy Dole Attacks Opponent For Attending Fundraiser With ATHEISTS

The Idiot Is McCain, For Picking Idiot Sarah Palin

Cut-Nut Sent To Nut-Hut

Happy Official U.S. Recession Day, Losers!

Joe The Plumber Stands Up McCain On Live TV

Robert Draper Reveals How He Seduced McCain Campaign Into Telling Him Things

Cancel Out The Vote Of Your Paint-Huffing Neighbor!

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Undecided Voters Not That Important After All

The Infomercial That Wet A Thousand Hankies

Here Is Barack Obama's Late-Nite Infomercial

Liveblogging Obama's TeeVee Show, West Coast Prime Time Edition

Liveblogging The Nationwide Post-Infomercial Hopegasm

Liveblogging Barack Obama's Fancy Teevee Infomercial About The Poors

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Palin Shoots For 2012, McCain Campaign 'Speechless'

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Obama's Chilling Vision of American TeeVee

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Don Young Predicts Ted Stevens Will Be Next Richard Nixon, As A Compliment

Illegal Robots, Illegal Bra Cash, Illegal Sunshine

Wonkette Sexy Election Parties Coast 2 Coast & Around the World

Jesus People Pray That False Idol Will Save God's Economy

Secret Obama Plan: Let Exotic Hawaii Control ALL WASHINGTON POWER?

As America Collapses, Gun Sales Are Booming!

Nicolle Wallace Will Not Be Thrown Under The Bus

McCain Tied With Obama ... In Arizona!

New Pepsi Logo Looks Very Familiar

Wink Wink, New Obama Ad Stars Sarah Palin!

Former Edwards Staffer Will Vote For McCain, Because Of Economy

Robert Draper Blogs Salacious Details Of Latest McCain-Palin Nastiness

Charlie Crist Ruins John McCain's Chances In Florida By Letting People Vote

Help Me, Obi Wannsylvania! You're My Only Hope.

Obama Demands Hippies Put Down Bong, Actually Go Vote On Tuesday

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Unknown All-Star Hollywood Republican Cast Attacks Al Franken

Dancing Children: Voters Allowed To Choose Either Of Two Candidates

Sarah Palin Now Hates Ted Stevens' Guts, Too

McCain Describes Obama's Energy Policy In Three Simple Words, All Of Them "Blah"

Liberal Slate.com Staff Admits They Are All In The Tank, Several Times Over

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Why Is McCain Making the Alaskan Quit?

ABC News Too Late To Get In On Barack Obama's Infomercial

Is John McCain the Secret Communist?!

Fred Thompson Is President Of GOP.com

Reporter Tells Epic Tale Of How She Has LIMITED PRESS ACCESS To Walnuts

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John McCain Throws Ted Stevens Under The Bus

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HillaryClinton.com Email Hacked By Breitbart Fan

Sarah Palin Planning 2012 Run, Will Be With America Forever

Facial Branding Meme Takes Hold

Isn't She Lovely?

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HENNNGGGH??

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Indiana Telemarketers Walk Off Job Rather Than Read Anti-Obama Script

CIA/ISRAEL/RNC/COINTELPRO/OBAMA/MSM DIGG RON PAUL HOAX FRAUD AMEROS NWO BURY!!!

Sad Fox News Reports On Ted Stevens Conviction

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Sarah Palin Fan Has Cute Nickname For Barack Obama

Race War Plan: Murder 102 Random Black People and Die Trying To Kill Obama

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Filthy Hornithology

Poor Black Obama Voters So Poor They Have To Work For McCain Campaign

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Congressman's Old Spokesman Beats Up Reporter With Cane!

Comical Romney Loyalists Trying To Destroy Sarah Palin

Rogue Sarah Palin Called Liar By McCain Campaign

Silent Debate: Who Will Win?

John McCain Lies About eBay, Too

Targeted McCain Ad Targeted Somewhat Poorly

Mark McKinnon's Mournful Ode To John McCain's Terrible Campaign

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Triple-Digit Dow Decline Reversed On News Of 4,000 Cheap New Homes Sold, A Month Ago, Before The Financial Collapse

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Sarah Palin Wearing Hobo Togs Now

Joe Biden Takes A Crack At Explaining To A Child What Vice Presidents Do

Bizarro Bradley Effect Shocker: Voters Secretly Refuse To Support Republican Candidates

The Saddest Thing: Terrorists Twittering About The 'Mad Men' Season Finale

Please, Walnuts, Take A Nap, Take A LONG NAP

Here's Your 'Sunday Electoral Map Analysis,' Lozers!

Lady At McCain Rally Thinks She Is Sarah Palin

Monstrous Liberal Black African Welfare Beast Carves Up Pumpkin's Face!

National Review: Liberals Hate Palin For Not Having Abortions

Frumpy Rat Joe Lieberman Starts Hedging!

Which Oval Office Hell Demon Will You Be For Halloween?

Your Guide To America's New War In Syria

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David Frum Throws John McCain Under the Bus

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Wingnut TeeVee Reporter Yells Marxist Stuff At Joe Biden For Some Reason

Every Republican Endorsing Obama

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Campaign Commercial of the Year

McCain Campaign Pushed Cut-Nut Mutilation Myth On Media

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Ha Ha Ha: Ashley Todd Taken To Jail

Ashley Todd, Our Greatest Hope For FREEDOM!

A Children's Treasury of Wingnut Reactions to Cut-Nut Ashley Todd Confessing Her Racist Fantasy

Peggy Noonan Offers Generalized Assessment Of Various Political Things!

Debt: Fun Local Flavors

Wonkette Interviews Protester At Virginia Obama Rally

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St. Obama of the Apocalypse

National Review Ladies Having BFF Breakup!!!

Fox News: Race-Baiting Finished McCain

Terrible Racist Dead Bear Shrine Not Racist After All

BREAKING: McCAIN CUT-NUT MADE IT UP!

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Hope For The Best, Expect The Worst

John McCain's Brother Cussed Out 911!

A Children's Treasury Of Ashley Todd Updates

John McCain Is President Of Namibia!

Maybe (Hopefully) Tina Fey's Last Sarah Palin Impersonation Ever?

Best Wishes To Toot

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Michele Bachmann Will Have Lots of Free Time To Investigate the Anti-Americans

McCain Cut-Nut Gains YouTube Pals

Could 'The Mean Janitor' Have Attacked This McCain Lady, Again?

Racial Mugging Victim Helpfully Twittered Her Terrible Tale

GOP Gal Claims Savage Negro Mugged Her ... For Obama!

Barack Obama Sneezes!

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BREAKING: MCCAIN ISSUES BOLD, AUTHORITATIVE DEFENSE OF PALIN SHOPPING SPREE

McCain Won't Address Supporters Nov. 4, Plans To Give Statement To 'Small Group of Reporters'

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Alan Greenspan Admits Minor Fault To Congress!

Obama Could Beat McCain In ARIZONA

Ted Stevens Deliberations Disrupted By Crazy Person

McCain Campaign Goes 'All In' With New Ad

It's Chris Matthews, Being Weird, On Late Night TV

For Eight More Days, The Emperor Wears Clothes

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NYT Opinion Editor Hires Bono, 'Jokes' About How Conservatives Lie

Barack Obama Again Dances In Slightly Embarrassed Manner On 'Ellen'

Jesus Saving Prop 8?

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Palin Idiots Armed & Dangerous ... To Each Other!

Sinister Obama Will Put Earth In Time Machine!

Chuck Todd Takes It All Back, Everything Is Awesome In McCain Campaign

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Major Cost Cutting At ABC News

McCain-Palin Double Interview Chock Full Of Awkward Goodies

Axl Rose Didn't Spend $150,000 On Manolo Blahniks

Uh, Here's a Video of McCain and Obama Dancing

Can the McCain Campaign Explain Palin's Bizarre Veep Ideas? (No)

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Sarah Palin May Have To Pay Income Tax On All Those Fancy Clothes

Weirdos Armed With Stepstool & Spray Paint Attack Garages of Minnesota Politicians!

Bill Ayers To Celebrate Obama Victory With Bestseller

GOP Abandoning Loony Michele Bachmann

Sarah Palin: Concerned Linguist

Evangelist Endorses Obama Because George Bush Disrespected 'Matthew,' From The Bible

America's Cops Prepare For Race War

NYT Mag Piece On McCain Campaign Reveals TEN MILLION MAGICAL SECRETS

Hey Hey, Listen To Rudy Giuliani's Dumb Robocall

New York Times Attacked By 9/11s!

Why Are Tina Fey and McCain On This LIFE Cover?

Meanwhile, Barack Obama Walks Holes In His Shoes, Then Re-Soles Them

Sarah Palin's School-Aged Children Conduct Important State Business!

John McCain Mistakenly Utters C-Word In Public

WaPo: Sarah Palin Promotes 'Freedom For Sex Trafficking'

Michele Bachmann Concedes Barack Obama Is Not An Anti-American Who Hates America

John McCain Couldn't Agree More With Western Pennsylvania Hater John Murtha

Unitary Executive Theory, Palin Edition

McCain Campaign Spends $150,000 On Palin Shopping Sprees, Plus a $4,000 Haircut!

Hippie Tries To Arrest Karl Rove, Gets Smacked

New Freakout Numbers: Obama 53%, McCain 39%

Make Your Own 'Joe The Plumber' Sign, Watch It Get Rejected

NYT Mag To Publish First Sexy Feature On McCain Campaign Internal Fighting

Mitch McConnell Unleashes Hilarious Attack Ad On... Charles Schumer

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Sarah Palin Goes On Insane Nickname Spree

Third Grade Is In The Tank

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Gap Grows Between U.S. Richie Riches and Wretched American Poor

Obama Chooses Horribly Dangerous Setting For Election Night Speech, Yay!

Sarah Palin Caves To Fringe Propaganda Channel CNN, Gives Interview

Bitters Kill Bear, Cover It With Obama Posters, What Is Wrong With People

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Mark Foley Reappears!

Michele Bachmann Says She 'Never Questioned Barack Obama's Patriotism'

Very Considerate Vandals Target Obama Supporter In Silicon Valley

Too Much Information About Joe Biden's Various Glands

McCain Surrenders Colorado, New Mexico & Iowa

Joe Biden Forces Actress Into The Tank

Barack Obama's Grandmother In Very Bad Shape!

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John McCain Begs Communist Russians For Illegal Money, Maybe

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McCain Spokeslady Calls Herself A Fake Virginian

Obama To Let Terrorists Drive Cars Into YOUR House

Congressman's Attack On McCain Will Make McCain Bring Up Jeremiah Wright

The Only Difference Between RSS And USSR Is U, And Facebook

Last Day To Register In California, Washington, Utah, South Dakota, Kansas

Barack Obama Wants Every Sports Team To Win World Series

Terrorists Officially Campaigning Against McCain, With Ad Buys

John McCain Wants All 'Joe The Plumbers' In America To Send Him Amateur Porn Clips

Philly Election Official: Everyone Quit Whining About Voting Problems

House Republicans Just Begging To Be Beaten By Liberal Website

Reanimated Moose Corpse Hates Sarah Palin

John McCain Avoids Fun Family Slave Parties On Family Slave Plantation

Joe Biden Terrifies Everyone With Promises Of Unpopular, Warmongering Obama Presidency

Judge Resigns Following Accusations Of Flashing In Starbucks Toilet

Obama Raises $150 Million In September

Sarah Palin Delivers Hilarious Sarah Palin Impersonation On 'SNL'

The Bespectacled Oracle Speaks

A Children's Treasury of Wingnut Responses To Powell Endorsing Obama

Michele Bachmann Rightfully Concerned About Liberals Hating America

Entire 2008 Campaign From Batman Show

Sexpot Congressman Admits Affair, And Another Affair, And Probably Like 900 Million Other Affairs Too

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'If I Say McCain Won the Debate, They Won't Notice When I Say Palin's a Dumb Clown'

Meghan McCain Will Tattoo New Hampshire On Herself If McCain Wins It

All Things Derailed

WHO IS THE BARACK BAT MAN? HENNGHH? HENNNNGGGGHHH???

Elitist Media Reporter Beaten Up At Palin Rally

Ha Ha, 'Hobnobbing With Crooks'

National Review: Doesn't Fancy Obama Know That HE Could've Been Aborted?

Did You Know McCain Hangs Out With Fags?

Here's a New Comic About the Presidents!

Supreme Court In The Tank

John McCain's Lobbyist Concubine Speaks, Denies Being Concubine

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Two Guys Walk Into A Room

Albany Awash In Sick Porn Filth

Joe Biden Makes A Funny About Jobs

Presidential Candidates Roast Each Other At Alfred E. Smith Dinner

All My Exes Live In Texas

McCain Panders To Letterman, Embarrasses Everyone, Loves Terrorists

Mr. Met Killed On Fox Post-Debate Coverage

The Empire Strikes Back

7-Eleven Convenience Store Chain Is In The Tank

McCain Campaign Hates Bill Kristol For Making Them Put Dumb Lady On Ticket

New Obama Ad All About the Crazy Blinking

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GOP Gals Make Hilarious Obama Welfare Coupons

What Monster Did McCain Become Last Night?

Here's Joe The Plumber And He Hates Taxe$$$

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Post-Debate Polls Say Obama Won (Yawn)

Here Is Your McCain Phunny Photo Of The Hour

Get Used To Seeing This New McCain .Gif All The Time

Fox's Brit Hume 'Just Kind Of Tired Of Doing It'

John McCain Does Not Believe In Women's Quote Unquote Health

Commence The 2012 Debate Prep!

The Last Debate, In 90 Seconds!

Liveblogging the End of Everything, Part V

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Liveblogging The Aftermath Of The Last Debate Ever

Here's Your Last Debate Liveblog, Ever, Part IV

Liveblogging The Last Debate In The History Of Mankind, Part III

Liveblogging the Last Freakin' Debate, Part II

Liveblogging The Furry Pre-Debate Debate

Last Call: Wonkette's Final 2008 Debate Drinking Game

LIVEBLOGGIN THIS EVENIN, NUT NUT NUT

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LNS To Host 'Black People'-Themed Party!

Valli Of The Dolls

NYT Magazine Wonders, Hey, Who The Hell Is This Black Guy?

Dow Drops 733, S&P Down 9%, Worse Since '87 Crash

ACORN Squirrel Furries Attack New York City

Say Nope To Dopes and Ugh To Thugs

Joe Biden Remembers Getting Cockblocked From Threesome, In College

CNN Lady Calls Correspondent John McCain's Favorite Word, Twice

Oh Noes, Nancy Reagan Fell Down!

Goddamned Stock Markets Keep Plunging

She/He's Back! La Pequeña Sarah Palin!

Dick Cheney's Heart Still Trying To Escape

Buckley's Kid Chortles About Quitting Conservatism

Tragic Details Of Republican's Ruined Plans For Sex With Imaginary Children

Business Is Booming! (For Pawn Shops)

Hillary Clinton Will Be Chief Justice AND President In 2012

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Public Financing Is For Cheap Losers

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McCain Will Kill Us All, Says Superhero Gal

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Famous DC Rock Star DOESN'T Like Sarah Palin!!??

John McCain Pal'd Around With Saddam Hussein Or Something

Here's John McCain With His Mexican Terrorist Boyfriend, ACORN

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Christopher Buckley Quits National Review, Scorns Them All

Meet Baby Sarah McCain Palin

What Is This 'ACORN' Crap About, Anyway?

Old Man Walks Around Random Town, Confused, Alone

Elitist 'Schoolchildren' Elect Barack Obama

Joe Biden Had Botox!

John McCain Does Not Give A Damn About Old Washed-Up Terrorist Bill Ayers

Former Upstate NY Politician Arrested In Seedy Motel Kiddie Porn Sting

Steve Schmidt: McCain Is Thisclose To Winning

Rachel Maddow Does Not Appreciate David Frum's Critique Of Her Show

Return Of The Son Of The Pantsuit

Barack Obama Is President of Video Games

Palin & McCain Pray To Godless Toilet Symbols

Wacky Sarah Palin Yells At Her Own Fans

Markets Up 11%; Dow Gain Is History's Biggest

Country Music Star Tries To Pick Up Sarah Palin

McCain Is Stockpiling Water, In Preparation For Iowa-Based Holy War

Mark Foley's Replacement Was Doing This Non-Wife Person

Republican Dennis Hopper Endorses Obama

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Hitchens, Like Everyone Else, Endorses Obama

McCain Campaign: Bill Kristol In The Tank

Senator Pat Roberts Gives His Constituents Golden Showers, Which They Do Not Like!

CNN Anchor Dumps Lady Stalker On Twitter

Barack Obama Strangles Ohio Gal, Out Of Love

Important Basketball Person Dean Smith Endorses Obama!

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John McCain's Awesome Do-Over Speech

Sarah Palin Now Making Nice With Terrorist Pal Barack Obama

Would You Like An Arson Charge With Your Delinquent Payment Notice, Sir?

Racist Moron Palin Clowns Continue To Be Racist Moron Palin Clowns

Philadelphia Hockey Fans Wildly Boo Sarah Palin

Liberal Alaskan Laws Smear Sarah Palin

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Colin Powell Testifies About Nude Hijinks With Ted Stevens

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Peggy Noonan Dismayed By Manner In Which Political Consiglieri Comport Themselves!

Baby Shark Jesus Forgives You, Harold Brazil

Rick Davis Says Weirdly Idiotic Thing, Take 894

Putin Gets Pretty Tiger For His Birthday

HA, 'Boycott McDonald's' Thing Ends In Holy Victory Over Gays

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Sarah Palin Won't Be So Fun To Laugh At When She Accidentally Starts a Nuclear War With Russia, North Korea and Iran, and Kills Us All

A Children's Treasury Of Poverty Iconography

Famous Conservative Son of Famous Conservative Legend Is Voting For Barack Obama

Sarah Palin's Alleged SAT Scores Revealed!

All Michigan Republicans Now Hate McCain

Liveblogging George W. Bush Telling The Nation Not To Freak Out

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Plunging Markets, Blah Blah Blah

Maverick John McCain Isn't Afraid To Chew Out Harmless Women At The Craps Table!

International Domestic Surveillance

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Details On Today's Latest McCain/Palin KKK Rally

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Of Bethesda And Berlin

Black Town Hall Questioner Tears Apart McCain In Facebook Message

McCain Begging Money From Goldman Sachs Employees

Watching The Dow Free-Fall Is Too Much Fun

...Or You Could Just Not Give Ralph Nader Money

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Todd Palin Testifies In 'Troopergate,' Is Basically Responsible For Everything

Wonkette Advertisers Love 'That One'

Reporter Complains That Obama Plane Is Smelly

Hugh Hewitt Can't Get His Palin Book Published!

Mean Obama Kids Put Stickers On Wyoming GOP Office!

Sarah Palin Parking Lot, Part II

Cindy McCain's Angry Anti-Obama Rant Tape Discovered!

Putin Releases Long-Awaited Judo How-To DVD

John McCain Will Be Our Next Vice President!

D.C. Heating Aid Program Overwhelmed

The Guilt-By-Association Olympics

Sarah Palin Parking Lot

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63 Million People Watched McCain Say 'That One'

'Blackmail' Your Jewish Grandparents, For Barack Obama!

Hunted by Sarah Palin, Wildlife Furries Take Refuge In School Gymnasium

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Illuminati World Bank Cuts Rates, Stocks Tank

Sarah Palin To Drop Puck At Hockey Game Alongside Other Hockey Mom, Okay

Stop Making Sense

David Brooks Calls Sarah Palin An Awful Disease That Kills People

McCain Will Put You All In Jail Forever

Palin's Doodle Sheet Intended To Be Campaign Poster, HEGHH?

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Post-Debate Video: McCain Flees, Obama Stays Forever

Robert Gibbs And Sean Hannity Embarrass Nation

Barack Obama's $3 Million Overhead Projector Made Of Pork

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Accused Palin Hacker Indicted

Inevitable Campaign Paraphernalia Follows Last Night's 'That One' Remark

Enjoy Your New Standard of Living, America!

That FiveThirtyEight Guy On 'The Colbert Report'

Substantive, Civilized Debate Disappoints

'That One' Vs. 'Energizer Bunny'

You Know What McCain Calls Obama? 'That One'

Boring Debate Considered Inconsequential By Many!

Liveblogging the Postpartum Depression Debate, Part V

Liveblogging The Boring Economic Town Hall Depression Debate, Part IV

Liveblogging Various Poor Bums Yelling At Candidates, Part III

Liveblogging the Depression Town Hall Debate, Part II

Liveblogging Part I: The Pre-Debate Electoral Map Masturbatorium

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Secret Bailout Bill Rider! 'All Washington Citizens Must Drink Filthy Blood'

Sarah Palin Still Making People Shout Things About Obama

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Bill Ayers' Best Friend Continues To Win, With Bombs

Nazis, Racists, and Terrorists (Not Just Bill Ayers! But Also, Bill Ayers!)

Who Is Keeping Those Nine Wingnuts From Seeing 'An American Carol'?

Stock Plunge Continues; What Will Tonight's Debate Be About?

John Boehner's Offices Attacked By Bacon

Barack Obama Has Illiterate Supporters, Too!

'Inner City Maggots Will Murder One Another Over a Slice of Bread'

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Katie Couric Mocks Sarah Palin For Being Illiterate

Oh Hey Look GLOWING Truck Nutz

Charming Loser Dukakis Says Obama Will Win, Probably

World Still Exploding

Two Years After: New McCain Walnuts Video!

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Palin Troopergate Report Due Friday!

A Children's Treasury of Sad Stock Traders

Palin Riles Up Racist Crowd To Kill Obama

Andrew Sullivan Gets Really Mad At Politics Then Designs Insane Atlantic Cover

World Astonished That Stock Index Falls During Historic Financial Crisis

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Negative Extra Credit For Jeffrey Toobin

Ha Ha, It's Sarah Palin's Historic Doodle

Hey Look, It's Another Reporter Telling Us This Race Will Get Nasty!

Bill Kristol Chit Chats With Sarah Palin!

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Here's Your 13-Minute Keating Five Thing!

Announcing Wonkette's Political Book Contest Winners!

Big Obama Lead In Ohio, Pennsylvania, Minnesota

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Win These Eleven (11) Political Books!

Yikes: Dow Drops Below 10,000

Where's My Stunt Double?

John McCain and the Keating Five

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Sure, Why Not: Letterman's Palin Debate Recap

Well If 'Famous Person' Said So, Then Maybe We Should Reconsider

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Federal Bailout Saves U.S. Economy!

Jello Shots and Chamomile Tea

John McCain Sure Has A Way With Those Whiny Women

Conservative Pundit Describes Boner He Got Watching Palin

California Would Like Some Bailout Billions, Too

House Passes Bailout, Now That There's Some Tasty Pork In It

Thankin' Joe Sixpack fer tha' Ads, You Betcha!

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Bill O'Reilly Shouts At Barney Frank, For Being Gay

How Sarah Palin Survived Ninety Minutes Without Spontaneously Combusting

Palin Quoted Reagan Calling Medicare Communism

Everyone Is On Drugs

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Judge Says Troopergate Can Continue!

September Job Losses Soar!

Extra Credit For Everyone

Biden-Palin Morning WTF Post!

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Liveblogging Sarah Palin Reading Her Dumb Notes, Part III

Liveblogging The Weirdest Debate In History, Part II

Liveblogging the Palin-Biden Debate, Part I

Liveblogging The Pre-Debate Bumfest

Big Liveblogging Tonight! Until Then, Here's All Yer Palin Internet Crap

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Everyone In Georgetown Rapidly Dying From Death Disease

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Paradise Regained

Elitist New Yorker Magazine Endorses Obama, OH HOW SHOCKING

Howard Dean Is Mean & Other Reports From St. Louis

McCain Says Obama Lead Growing Because 'Life Isn't Fair'

Cowardly McCain Surrenders Michigan

Conservative Response To Latest Palin Clip: Biden Was Worse, Couric's Evil For 'Quizzing' People

Senate Bailout Doesn't Actually Save Collapsing Economy

Peggy Noonan Squeezes In Seven Or Eight Words On Daily Show

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Palin-Biden Debate Drinking Game Begins NOW

Walnuts Confuses World On Morning Teevee

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Only One-In-Three Voters Now See Sarah Palin As 'Qualified'

Fancy Political Elite Enjoys Granola, Hot Food For Breakfast

That Other Alaskan Celebrity (Not Santa)

Brave Senate Saves Massive Gov't Spending Bill

Sarah Palin Knows About Roe v. Wade, At Least, You Haters!

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Rudy Giuliani Conference Call A Hit!

Homer Simpson Killed While In The Tank

A Day For New Lows!

Finally A Journalist Treats Sarah Palin Fairly, Not In-The-Tank-ly

Old Scranton People Laugh At Fox News Reporter

EXCLUSIVE: Wonkette Interviews 'Washington's Only Wasillan,' On Gchat

GOP OUTRAGED: Black Lady Political Journalist Writing Book About Black Politicians!

McCain Gets Lost On Campaign Stage

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Moose Killer Sarah Palin Will Save Hunting Industry

Much-Hyped Pinnacle Of Palin Retardation To Air Tonight

John McCain Hates Iowa Editor Lady

Buy One of John McCain's Unwanted Mansions, For $12 Million!

Does John McCain Know About the Real Great Depression

Obama Winning In Pennsylvania, Ohio ... Florida?

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Palin's Undiscriminating Love Of Journalism

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Andrew Sullivan Demands Everybody's Medical Records

Steve Doocy's Stupidity Stuns McCain Into Prolonged Silence

McCain's Maverick Pick For SEC Boss Actually Caused Entire Financial Crisis

White House Will Replace 'Bailout' With 'Rescue' And Everyone Will Love It

Now We Can Use Basketball Metaphors To Talk About Palin

Old Pervert Hangs Nude Palin Painting In Bar

VP Debate Moderator Gwen Ifill Breaks Ankle, HOW PECULIAR HMM?

Jesse Ventura Makes Obvious Career Move

Whoa Hey John McCain Half-Misspeaks Whoa Hey

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Does John McCain Have A Special Rosh Hashanah Stunt Up His Sleeve?

So Is Sarah Palin's Lipstick a Tattoo, Or What?

Terrifying Monster Children Sing About Obama

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Washington Ladies Sell Gold Jewelry, Teeth

McCain TELLS OFF Couric For BEING MEAN To Palin

RNC's New Ad Fails In Several Ways

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Is Greenwich, Connecticut Too Big To Fail?

Meanwhile, House Prices Down 16.3%

Conservatives & Media Tired of Palin, Too

The Morning After

Couric Interviews Palin Again, And This Time She Brings WALNUTS!

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Wonkette Interviews Bob Barr At Weird-Sounding Reason Mag Party!

Wonkette Canned Soup Index (WCSI) Soars!

A Bailout By Any Other Name

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Who Are America's Worst Politicians Today? All Of Them!

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Newt Gingrich Still A Powerful Douche, Somehow

Lindsey Graham: FINE, Obama Wins, Just Please Leave Me Alone

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World Collapsing Rapidly

Global Capitalism Fails, Ends

Palin's People To Lower Expectations AS MUCH AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE

New Yorker Cover Doesn't Respect Sarah Palin's Foreign Policy Experience, Either

Bill Kristol To Save John McCain's Campaign

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Why Does John McCain Hate Mahmoud Ahmadinejad?

Oh Lord, CBS Has More Palin Video

Ha Ha, Now Wachovia Fails Too

South Carolina Mayor 'Just Curious' If Obama's the Antichrist, From The Bible

Everything's Over And Just Beginning!

Of Course McCain Was Wrong; He Was Tortured!

Hillary's Sad Little Saturday Rally

The Debate That Changed Earth (Not Really)

What The Poo Was This Debate About? Liveblog, Part IV

Liveblogging Walnuts vs. the Punk, Part III

Liveblogging The Mississippi Mud Slide, Part II

Liveblogging the Barack vs. Obama Mississippi Massacre, Part I

Liveblogging Debate Night Pre-Show: What Do Dumb Anchors 'Predict'?

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OMG Old Video of Sarah Palin In Ugly Swimsuit

Kentucky Rednecks Have Edifying Insight About This 'Hussein' Ay-Rab Preznint

A Number Of Sad Truths Concerning Breakfast

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McCain Screwed Up So Badly, Ha

America's Hottest Politician Has Fantastic Website

Coward McCain Will (Maybe?) Show Up Tonight, So Here's Your Debate Drinking Game!

National Review Wingnut Lady Now Hates Sarah Palin's Guts

Deep Space Aliens Destroy Corn Field With Sarah Palin Cutout

McCain To Stop Fixing Economy Briefly, WILL DEBATE

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Barney Frank & Harry Reid Will Kill John McCain

Wait, You Can't Draw Obama and McCain?!

Ted Stevens Blames Everything On His Wife

Well, That's One Definition of 'Wins Debate'

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Liveblogging George W. Bush Crying About the Greatest Depression

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The Old Man and the SEC

They Are Coming

Washington Mutual Collapses; McCain Destroys Bailout Deal

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GOP Proof That McCain Is Walnuts!

Wonkette Sponsors Won't Suspend Campaigning!

How John McCain's Destruction Of Bailout Compromise Went Down

Couric/Palin Sexterview Part III: OMG You Are So Awful We Want To Die

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WALNUTS! Had Some Kinda Productive Day In Washington

John McCain Ruins Compromise For Now

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September's "Oktober"-Themed Merriment

HALPERIN: MCCAIN HAS UNFORTUNATELY TIMED ERECTION

Sarah Palin Idiotically Answers Four Questions

The Couric/Palin Sexterview: It Just Gets Worse

It's That Damnable New Yorker Satire Cover Again!

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Obama Will Just Hold Some Town Hall If McCain Doesn't Show

China's Astronauts Blast Off Again, For Spacewalk

John McCain Too Busy Saving Economy To Read Bailout Plan

US Congress Plotting To Foil WALNUTS!

McCain 'Suspends' Campaign To Get Palin Out Of Debates

The Bat Man Would Know How To Avert The New Depression

Clinton, McCain, Biden Dying Of Mystery Illnesses

'Times' Crossword Puzzles In The Tank For Obama

Punkouts, Bailouts, Copouts

John McCain 'Suspending' Campaign by Campaigning More

Here's David Letterman Mocking the Coward McCain For 'Suspending the Campaign'

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David Letterman Currently Mocking McCain During Taping That McCain Cancelled On

Screw Gold Or T-Notes, PUT YOUR MONEY IN PORNO

Liveblogging Obama's Response To Crazy Ass Walnuts

Palin Suspends Own Ability To Form Sentences, To Fix The Economy!

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A Children's Treasury of Web Responses To McCain Pussying Out of Debate

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More On McCain's Latest Bum Stunt

BREAKING: Ha Ha, McCain Wants To Postpone Debate Because He's Losing Because He's So Worried About Economy

Bill Clinton Stops Concealing Motives For Anything

What's His Name, Bush, Will Speak On TeeVee Tonight, About the New Depression!

GOP Congresslady Refuses To Dignify Smoking Rumor Because It Was On That Twitter Thing

Excitable Ohio Lady Candidate Sparks Bar Brawl

Sarah Palin's Alleged Lover's Estranged Wife's Brother's Former Brother-In-Law Speaks!

Luke Russert Apologizes For Saying Smart People Vote For Obama

Brave Alaskans Liveblog Ted Stevens' Trial So We Don't Have To!

Louisiana State Rep Suggests Ending Poverty By Ending Poor People

Nader Campaign Explains How They Will Not Hand Election To Republicans This Time

Let's Call The Whole Thing Off

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Poor Wall Street I-Bankers With Jobs Whining About Terrible Crap

Your Wonkette Blingee Larry King Ahmad Dealy Contest Winners Hooray!

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Joe Biden Screwing Up 900 Times An Hour

Liveblogging John McCain's First Press Conference of the 21st Century

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Europe Will Buy America For Three Barrels Of Rocket Fuel Water

Look At These Two Clowns! Just Look!

McCain, Obama In New Cold World War III Over Bailout Votes

Reporters Also Can't Remember McCain's Banking Scandals

'Here's Your Damn Child, America'

Media Standoff! Press (Almost) Boycotts Sarah Palin At The U.N.

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Liveblogging The Senate Banking Committee Showdown!

Dirty Headline Spotted On 'First Read'

Obama Rally Bummer: Only 6,000 Show Up In Green Bay

New Anti-McCain Ad Insufficiently Comical

Now Even George Will Hates John McCain

Superest Tuesday Ever

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Make Hank Paulson Buy Your Crap, Too!

Ron Paul Endorses Some Nerd Who Will Find Out The Truth About JFK & 9/11

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Check Out The Pleasant New Anti-Franken Ad

John McCain Understands White Ladies' Feelings

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At Least It Has Mt. Rushmore? Oh Wait, That's The South One

Bailout Leads To Total Economic Collapse

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Fox News Cuts Off Dokter Ron Paul For His SECRETS!

Which Losers Should Pay For This Bailout?

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New Lincoln Penny Honors Republican Homosexuals

Debate Prep: John McCain To Practice With One Black Guy He Knows

Barack Obama Sprung From Fetid Loins Of Chicago Crooks

San Fran-Psychos Despise Nice Wine Called 'Palin'

Retirees Present Sarah Palin With Enormous Phallus

Candidate Word Counter Reveals Obama And McCain's Secret Hatred Of Truck Nutz

Barack Obama Believes In 'Mid-Growth' Stocks

Your New Favorite Channel Is Bloomberg TV

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Peggy Noonan Disenchanted With Current State Of Political Affairs!

Stocks Basically Flat After MASSIVE GOV'T TAKEOVER OF EVERYTHING

'Troopergate' Investigation To Wrap Up Before Anyone Involved Testifies

Soviet Lifeguards Are More Bitter Than Ever!

Mark Foley's Name Will Be Cleared!

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Bush/Paulson's New Communist America Can't Even Fix Housing Collapse

Iraqi Ayatollah's Website Hacked By Bill Maher Loyalist Militia

Obama Ad: John McCain Sniffs His Own Butt, Too

St. Paul Bravely Drops Charges Against Reporters At Republican Convention

Charlie Rangel's Car Got Towed!

Huzzah For The Apocalypse!

Liveblogging George W. Bush Handing Taxpayers A Trillion-Dollar Bailout IOU

John McCain Admits He Was Not Clairvoyant About The Subprimes

Liveblogging Henry Paulson's Address to America

Obama Ad Shocker: McCain Actually Has Economic Advisors!

How Was Tomorrow?

Palin E-mail Hacker Reveals How He Got In: By Having A Working Brain

Shoulda Picked Mittens, Shoulda Picked Mittens. Just Saying!

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Republicans Announce Racial Hero George Allen Will Perform Minority Outreach

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Michelle Obama To Ladies: I'm Hot, Sarah Palin Is A Fat Pig

When In Rome

Michele Bachmann Says Comical Thing About Economy

China Thinking Now Might Be A Good Time To Conquer America

MSNBC Offering Trenchant, Round-The-Clock Political And Economic Analysis

New McCain Ad Features Alien Invasion -- AND B'IRAQ OSAMA IS THE ALIEN

Bush Emerges From Spider Hole To Mumble Some Stuff About The Economy

John McCain Maybe Doesn't Know Who Runs Spain These Days

Barack Obama Secretly Loved Commissions Before He Hated Them

'Outer Space' And 'Rats' Mentioned In Non-Wonkette News Source

Traveling Press Corps Still Bored, Neglected

Brother, Can You Spare An Amero?

And Here's Some Great News From The Nader Campaign!

Sarah Palin Holds Fun Second Interview, On Fox

AP McCain Feature Just Chock Full of Awful Metaphors About Accordion Players

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The Old Man And The Sea

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Todd Palin Interview Sharply Lowers World's Collective IQ

Apocalypse Continues -- Time To Learn Chinese?

Watch Sarah Palin's First Political Ad From Back In The Day

WTF? Ann Coulter Just Had A Baby!

Bulgarian Leader Briefly Trapped In Cable Car!

Palin's Mansion Surrounded By Obamatards

Palin's Japanese Glasses Designer Likes Obama, Clearly Knows Nothing

Sarah Palin Likes Some Crazy Anti-Witchcraft Crusader!

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John McCain To Eliminate Greed On Wall Street For FIVE AND A HALF YEARS

Bob Barr Will Be President Of Texas!

Barack Obama Releases Ad With Words And Thoughts In It

The World Won't End

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Sarah Palin and the Softer Side of the Death Star

Ralph Nader Talks Sadly To Bird, Contemplates Wearing Bear Suit

A Guided Tour Of Obama's Elitist New Designer Clothing Boutique

Would This Be Under-The-Table Money, Then?

International Tanning Association Tilts Towards Windmills, The Sun

George W. Bush Is Dying On His Head Skin!

John McCain Is That Oil Man From The Scary Oil Movie

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Did Bristol Palin Marry That Nice Boy, Levi?

Why Are These Ladies Attacking John Kerry's Vagina?

Presumptuous Sarah Palin To Meet With World Leaders

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McCain Family Cover Photo On People Will Sell Maybe Four Copies

What Sort of Made-Up White Trash Name Would Sarah Palin Give You?

John McCain Invented The BlackBerry!

Downtrodden Texans Brace For Next Horror

Hey McCain, Richard Cohen Wants His Mix Tape Back

Background Hijinks Disrupt Important Reporting Of Financial News, Weather

No Political News, Only Depressing Financial News Today Sorry KTHXBYE

GOP Delegate Robbed Blind By Sexy Hero Gal

Palin Won't Talk To 'Troopergate' Investigator

As America Burned, Sarah Palin Tanned, In A Tanning Bed, In The Governor's Mansion

But the Fundamentals Are Strong!

McCain Admits Obama Did Not Call Palin A Pig, But Still, He Was Being Shifty-Eyed

Get That Sunny Alaskan Tan, All Year Round!

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McCain Financial Adviser's Sunday Op-Ed: 'Things Today Just Aren't That Bad'

New Terrifying Gordon Smith Ad Is About Terrifying Terrible Rape!

Computer Handbook Publisher Wants To Help John McCain, Personally!

How To Blame Bush/McCain For Your New Great Depression

Alaskan Ladies Are Sexist Over Their Own Lady Governor Lady

Lying John & Meghan McCain Hate 'Real Cars' From Detroit

Florida Awash In Various Provocative Campaign Signs

Barack Obama Bravely Fights Back Against John McCain With Quotes

Oh Have You Still Not Seen Amy Poehler And Tina Fey As Hillary Clinton And Sarah Palin on 'SNL'?

Scary McCain Photos Will Scare You

I'm Feeling Okay This Morning

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Somebody Tried To Steal Barack Obama's Grandmother's Solar Panel, In Kenya

DC Police Ruin 13 Year Old's Awesome Birthday Party

Desperate Republicans, Always With The Goofy Hippie Ads

Was This Service Forum Really Worth Having To Go Outside?

The Monster Paparazzi Should Just Leave Him Alone

Why Is This Man Being Mean To Liz?

John McCain Buried In Pile Of Angry 'View' Hosts

Typical Florida Person Creates Year's Best Campaign Sign

Andrew Giuliani Throws Apples At People

Here Is Your Video Of Sarah Palin Not Knowing What The Bush Doctrine Is

McCain Says Palin's National Security Credentials Include Energy, Economy Stuff

Hey Here's An Idea Let's Talk About Not The Election Maybe?

Why Does Barack Obama Hate Girl Scouts?

Palin Makes Iraq-9/11 Link That Even Bush Isn't Dumb Enough To Make Anymore

Mean Obama Ad Mocks John McCain For Talking On Brick Phone

Rocked You Like A Hurricane Ike

Liveblogging Barack Obama Reminiscing About When He Caused 9/11

Liveblogging Barack Obama And John McCain's 9/11 Forum Makeup Sex

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Sarah Palin On Possible War With Russia: "Perhaps"

Lucky Columbia Students To Watch 9/11 Forum On Big Outdoor Teevee

Spiderman To Heal America At 9/11 Party

Meet John McCain's Sleazy Montenegrin Con Man Friend!

'The American People Take The Choice Of A New President Very Seriously'...

Visit An Irish Pub And The Filthy Mind Of Curtis Sittenfeld

Political Sages Tell Democrats To Quit Freaking Out

We Failed MSNBC's 9/11 Quiz

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Fancy Liberal Rapper Caught Planning New 9/11 Thing

John McCain Looks Like Tragic Old Loser Without Palin Acting As Human Shield

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Wonkette Exclusive: Photos From Sarah Palin's Rally In Fairbanks!

Foreclosed Homeowners Don't Deserve To Vote!

A Children's Treasury of Terrible 9/11 Art

Your 9/11 Memorial Daily Briefing

We Wish You A Merry 9/11, And A Happy 9/11

Joe Biden Encourages Man In Wheelchair To 'Stand Up'

Sarah Palin Tried To Have Stand-In Take Her Place In Gubernatorial Debate

Meghan, We Do Not E-Mail You A Memo Of The Day's Lies Every Morning So That It Can SIT UNOPENED

Ralph Nader Still Trailing In Battleground States

Wait Now, Who Probed Who That Was Sexing What With Oil?

Obama's Pack of Ravenous Hopewolves Will Literally Eat Palin Alive

Larry Craig's Lawyers Back In Court, Wasting Everyone's Time

Sarah Palin Even Lies About Lipstick! (Maybe)

Ron Paul Embarrasses Phil Gramm At Press Conference

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Last Call At The Liffey: Good-Bye RNC St. Paul

Oh, Here's McCain Saying 'Lipstick On A Pig' About Famous Woman Hillary Clinton

NYC Youngsters Are Aware Of Democratic Party Convention Traditions

What If Sarah Palin's Dingbat RNC Speech Was Funny?

Oh Look, It's That Predictable 'Lipstick' Ad About Death!

Which State Will Host This Election's Worst Voting Debacle?

'Lipstick' Is Sarah Palin's Word

Lies, Garbage, And 'Enimas': New Wonkette Reader Mail

You're Lucky To Be Drinking Here For Free

Pathetic, Failed Presidential Candidate Barack Obama To Win Presidential Election

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Congresswoman's Ad Highlights Childhood As 19th Century British Street Urchin

How John McCain Hired Sarah Palin In One Day

Oh Jesus, What Does Ron Paul Want Now?

Ted Stevens' Unflattering Angles

Don't Get Bill O'Reilly Mad, Because He Will Stalk You At Your Home

Republican Ticket Finally Drawing Large-ish Crowds!

Take a Tour of Beautiful Wasilla, Alaska!

Harry Reid Excludes Joe Lieberman From Fancy Democratic Lunch Club

A Children's Treasury Of Paranoid Speculations Regarding The Whereabouts Of Andrew Sullivan

We Always Knew Politico Had An Agenda, But Not This!

Ha Ha, Those Loser Americans Are Getting Nuked Soon... Oh, Wait

John McCain Magically Grows Hair For Republican Flyer

Why Does John McCain Want To Feast On Your Child's Brains?

Meghan McCain: My Family Of War Plutocrats Is Better Than Yours!

Duck Hunting Stamp Card Directs You To Hot Phone Sex Line

We're Reeling Through An Endless Fall

Palin Bilked Alaskan Taxpayers $16,941 'Per Diem' To Stay Home At Her House

Do Old Liberal Ladies Love Spunky War-Crazed Wingnut Sarah Palin?

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Barack Obama To Give Rich People Another Two Years Of Hot Money Showers

List of Books Sarah Palin Banned Is Just List of Books That Have Been Banned Before

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Michelle Obama Dances With Ellen On Teevee's 'Ellen' Program

Bill Kristol Writes New Partisan Column That Compromises Everything He Pretends To Stand For

Wasillapedia: A Sad Repository of Alaskan PDFs

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Psycho John McCain Pushes POW's Relative Into Wall, Nearly Punches Wheelchair-Bound Lady

Lucky Liz Glover Got To Meet Our Greatest American, Mitt Romney!

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Please Allah, Let There Be No Clinton-Palin 'Cat Fight' Stories Ever

Joe Biden Rape-Kisses Some Racist Old Lady

Condi Rice Speaks Out: Sarah Palin Is A Governor, of Some State, In the United States!

Sorry Dudes No Hot Sarah Palin Affairs On Record

David Gregory Famous For One Thing: Dancing

McCain And Palin Visit Restaurant, Refuse To Speak To Anyone

Olbermann and Matthews' Reign Of Terror At MSNBC Finally Over

Definitive Sarah Palin Pregnancy Timeline From Publication Of Record

Everything Is Constantly Collapsing

EXCLUSIVE: North Hollywood Middle School Teacher Wonders Why McCain Campaign Is Dumb

Press Will Never Get To Ask Sarah Palin Any Questions, Because She's Studying

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Obviously, Sarah Palin Is Racist

John McCain Will Finally Finish Destroying America's Financial System

Near-Terrorism, Near Thunderstorms

Sarah Palin Always Breaking the Law In Typical Snowbilly Fashion

Andrea Mitchell Nearly Killed By John McCain's War Balloons

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Good-Bye Forever, St. Paul (and Minneapolis)

Heart Did Not Give RNC Permission To Use 'Barracuda'

Green Screen Behind McCain Actually Lawn of, Uh, Middle School In, Uh, North Hollywood

McCain Nomination Greeted By Economic Collapse

Cartoonists Gone Wild For A Nice Lady!

Back To Your Regularly Scheduled Hurricanes

Charles Rangel's Illegal Dominican Cabana Problem

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Liveblogging The End Of John 'Walnuts' McCain's Address To Outer Space

Liveblogging John McCain at the RNC!

Liveblogging Cindy McCain And The Talking Motion Picture About John S. McCain's FIVE AND A HALF YEARS In Vietnamese Maverick Cauldron

Special RNC Stage Could Not Be More Phallic

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More Speeches You Don't Care About, Before You See Them On TeeVee

Sexist CNN Dog Attacks Wonkette

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Look, It's The Not-Terribly-Wretched Palin Bio That Didn't Air Last Night!

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Check Out Levi Johnston's Meth-Trash Ring Finger Tattoo

Wasilla Is Meth Capital Of Alaska, Of Course

Ron Paul's Rally For The Republic Was Awful

It's Homecoming Weekend

Sarah Palin's Alaskan National Guard Kills Canucks, In Afghanistan

Limp Blimp Sags Through Ron Paul Liberty Bummer

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Wonkette Met A Fan Last Night!

Menacing Medical Equipment Looms In Shadowy Hallway At RNC

Kwame Kilpatrick Puts Country Above Self, Resigns

Joe Biden Reacts To Palin's 'Amazing' Speech

Updates From Your All-Sarah-Palin News Network

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Ben Stein Repulsed By Sarah Palin, Thinks Henry Kissinger Should 'Babysit' Her

McCain-Palin Actually Robot-Hating Space Monsters?

Palin Was For It Before She Was Against It!

Liveblogging Famous Historical War Leader Sarah Palin at the RNC

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9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11, 9/12

Nobody Wants To Go To Lonely GOP Convention

Liveblogging Mike Huckabee's Socialist Agenda At The RNC

Liveblogging Mitt 'Mittens' Romney's 2012 Campaign Launch

Read All The Boring, Predictable Speeches, Right Now, If You Want

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Keith Olbermann Has Had Enough Of You Protester Nuts

Intense-As-Ever Alex Jones Discusses Malkin Encounter, Nader's Intelligence Ties

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Peggy Noonan Caught On Live Mic After Her Three-Highball Breakfast

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Virginia Lieutenant Governor Not Happy With 'Dildo Bingo' Literature

John McCain Feels Up Levi Johnston

Aerobics Class Treachery: In Which Sarah Palin Fires Someone Who Disagrees With Her

Rudy Giuliani To Defend Sarah Palin From Sexist Elites

Unemployed Blogger Hopes Mom & Dad Will Get Bigger Mansion

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McCain Guru Steve Schmidt Furious That Press Are So Mean To Palin By Asking Simple Questions

MSNBC Commentators Appalled At Palin Vetting Process (Except Pat Buchanan)

Will I See You Tonight?

Fun Comedy, About Sarah Palin, and John McCain!

Mark McKinnon Says A Robot Phone Almost Ruined Democracy

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Wonkette TeeVee Episode #1 Live From St. Paul!

Stinking Bag of Rancid Crap Joe Lieberman Shoots Crap From His Mouth, and We Liveblog It

Liveblogging Country Fred Thompson

Liveblogging George W. Bush's Eight Minutes Of Satellite Fuzz

GOOD LUCK FINDING A SEAT, LIBERAL

We're Probably Leaving This 'Convention' Early Tonight To Go Drink Turpentine

George Bush To Deliver Address From St. Paul's Famous Jail

Sarah Sinking So Fast That RNC Co-Chair Just Called Her 'Sarah Pawlenty'

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Various Complaints Aired At Annenberg School/Politico Event

HA, Levi Johnston's Coming To St. Paul!

No Sarah Palin Appearance Tonight, Because... Just Because!

A Children's Treasury Of Random Photos Of Sarah Palin Or The RNC

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Sarah Palin Secedes From America And Tries To Take All The Fish With Her

Too Many Sarah Palin YouTubes To Keep Track Of, So Here's ONE

Richard Cohen Goes Insane Over Sarah Palin

McCain Wanted Vinegar Joe Lieberman For Veep

President Bush Will Be Beamed In From Outer Space For RNC Address

A Children's Treasury Of Republican M4M Ads In Minneapolis St. Paul

Tuesday Morning Sarah Palin Premature Withdrawal Watch

Back To Our Regularly Scheduled Crap

John McCain Laughs About Katrina, FEMA

Tom DeLay Schmoozes With Republican Lobbyists During Nazi Racist Hurricane

Sarah Palin Premature Withdrawal Watch!

McCain Dog Is On Board With Walnuts

Look, Look At The Partying Republicans Hiding From Party Cameras

Greetings From The Empty, Terrible Republican Convention-a-thon

Laura Bush Talks A Bit, And Cindy McCain Says Hi, The End

The Word You're Looking For, Mitt Romney, Is 'Schadenfreude'

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UTNE Reader Threw An RNC Party!

St. Paul, The Night Before The Jackass Convention

Howard Wolfson Writes ... Something Not Terrible About Rip Van Winkle!

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Paultards Attack St. Paul!

Every Palin Is Pregnant With Everything!

Wonkette Interviews Matt Yglesias At Utne Reader Party

Monday Morning Coming Down

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Wonkette Official Statement On Palin Pregnancy Rumors

A Children's Treasury of Creepy John McCain Videos

RNC Schwag Bag Filled With Cheese

Important Photos From Wonkette's Midwestern Road Trip 2008

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Distant Hurricane Also Ruining St. Paul Parties

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Blogs Angry That MSM Did Not Predict Wildly Irrational Palin Pick

Hurricane Will Ruin Entire GOP Convention

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Weekend Update: Obama Is Famous, Wonkette's In Nebraska

WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE: TODD PALIN MAY BE LOVER OF MANY LADIES

Get To Know Your Fun Sarah Palin Anagrams!

Library of Congress Lowers Its Standards

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Sarah Palin's Unknown Quality Sparks Tragic Internet Meme

Cool Off With Huck The Dog In Rock Creek Park's Turpentine Stream

Your First Look At McCain-Palin's America

Did John McCain Know That Sarah Palin Is In The Middle Of A SCANDAL?

Crazy Convention Cartoon Calamity!

Hope Takes a Holiday

A Children's Treasury Of Wonkette Posts About Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin

Liveblogging VPILF Sarah Palin Greeting America!

Alaska GILF Is Maybe Veep After All?!

Who Will Be Doomed McCain Pick?

Terrifying Robot Space Drone Invades Mile High Stadium

Gustav And Its Discontents

Watch Barack's Whole Denver Speech!

Escape From Mile High Stadium

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Inside the Mile High Stadium With Obama

A Children's Treasury Of Photos Entering Invesco Field, Starring Ned Lamont

Barack Obama Causing Marriage Everywhere

Late Liveblogging Of Only The Most Important Speech Ever

Hi Al Gore! Hi Generals! Hi Joe Biden!

Who Are All Of These Rotten Democrats?

Going To Invesco Field, BRB

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This Is A Great Deal!

Pepsi Center Elevators Try To Eliminate Clintons

Barack Obama Plays Basketball, In Denver!

Celebrate America's Achievements at the Canadian Embassy

Nasty McCain Now Just Yelling At People To Buy His Books

No Obama Tickets? John McCain's Still Got Plenty For His Thing!

Mitt Romney Owns Every Mansion On Earth

You Kick Me When I'm Down, That's Your Rule

Liveblogging Joey Biden's Denver Stand-Up Special

These People Do Not Like War, In Denver

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Liveblogging Bill Clinton's Concession Speech

Pre-Liveblogging Bill Clinton Maybe Endorsing the Democratic Nominee, Barack Obama

Convention Night Number Three: A Big Colorado-Style Welcome, With Menacing Cops

Coming Soon: Bill Clinton, Live From Denver!

Liveblogging This Ridiculous Roll Call/Floor Vote Deal

Terry McAuliffe Must Run For Virginia Governor In '09, To Save Comedy

Stevie Wonder, Many Lesser Talents To Perform At Obamastock

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A Children's Treasury of DNC Denver Snapshots

Daddy Yankee Secretly Pretended To Endorse Obama First

Obama is Worth Three Terrorist Dollars

Matthews, Olbermann To Kill Each Other With Catty Hand Gestures

MSNBC Announces New Roles For Dan Abrams and Tucker Carlson

Fire Codes Disrespect The Wishes Of Clinton Supporters

Ted Stevens Survives Primary

Obama's Pagan Greek Temple Sets Stage For Most Presumptuous Hedonist Acceptance Speech Since Kennedy's

Brian Schweitzer's Funny Joke From Last Night

Then We Came To The Middle

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Did Hillary 'Hit It Out Of The Park'?

Still Liveblogging Hillary Clinton's 'Unity' Speech, At The Convention

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Liveblogging Hillary Clinton's Big Convention Speech

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Still Liveblogging 'Toothy' Warner's Slave State Key Talky Deal

Liveblogging Mark Warner's Barnstorming Keynote Spectacular!

Glamorous Crowds Descend On Pepsi Center

Rudy Giuliani Visits 9/11 In Denver

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Robot Corpse Of Miss USA Located Near Press Elevators

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Awesome Pirate Alcohol Party In Media Pavilion #2

Meet 'Eldon Smith'

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Michelle Speech Makes Florida Man Go Insane

Pat Buchanan Wants The Word 'Church' In All Speeches

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Important Correction Regarding Controversial Wooden Key Card Story!

DNC Schwag Bag: Bunch 'o Crap

Maybe John McCain Will Announce Boring Veep Pick On Same Day As Barack's Big Acceptance Speech!

Joe Biden In The 70s: Would You Hit It?

Offensive Cocktail Dress To Blame For Michelle Obama's Failure Of A Speech

Denver Cops Arrest Giant Blue Bear

The Denver Road Is A-Goin' To Melt

Cute Overload: Obama Kids Charm America

Craig Crawford Parties With Denver Wastoids?

Meth-Mouths Jailed In Obama Assassination Plot

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A Guided Tour Of Your Pepsi Center Convention Wonderland

The Most Important Event For Bloggers Everywhere

Can Michelle Obama Show America She's Not Angela Davis & Osama's Satan Child?

Convention Season: It's Springtime In Bob Schieffer's Pants

Luke Russert Segments Will Always Be About Death

CNN Defaces Public Building

The Black List: Being Black & Famous In America

Liveblogging the Start of DNC '08, Starring Howard Dean

Everybody So Excited About Howard Dean Starting DNC '08!

Emo vs. Reggaeton

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Obama Ad Unfairly Trashes George W. Bush's Character

James Carville Reeks Of Alcohol At His Offensive Cajun Party

RNC Celebrates Hillary, With No One

Bruce Springsteen Will Doom Obama's Campaign, Too

DNC Hotel Shocker: Wooden Key Cards Suck

Fox News Attempts Early Convention Sabotage

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Beautiful Monday Morning News

Fox News Has Already Filmed Most Legendary Cable News Moment of Convention

Liberal Losers Cause Denver Tornadoes

Thanks For The Police Blockade, Denver!

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It's Official: Here's Your 'Vice President,' Biden

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Joe Biden, Really? AP/NYT/Etc. Says Yes He Can

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Oh, Right, Wonkette's Going To Both Conventions

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JACK REED (THE RHODE ISLAND SENATOR) IS OBAMA VEEP CHOICE?!

Conservative Blog Puts It All On The Line, And We Will HOLD THEM TO IT

Lame Bumper Sticker Means Evan Bayh Is Vice President Now

Fake Obama Texting Scheme Run By Cabal Of Deceptive Fourth Grade Computer Nerds

Boycott McDonald's Idiots To Boycott Hallmark Now

A Streetcar Named Ambivalence

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How Did We Exist Without CNN Mobile?

Mark Halperin Hasn't Gotten Veep Scoop Yet Because He's Too Busy Being Annoying

Special Chain-Link Democrat Torture Camp 'Processing Center' In Denver

Useful Things, For Denver!

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Oh God Obama VP Pick Will Be Some Dude Named 'Chet'

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While We Wait For Barry's Vice President

The Truth About Barry

Surly Clinton Voters Don't Even Like Hillary Clinton That Much

Barack Obama's Super-Secret Boring Law Review Article

Obama Calls Failed VP Candidates To Officially Neg Them

Meet Me In The Morning

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Celebrate Ben's Chili Bowl All Weekend

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It's McCain's Scary New Rezko Ad, Are You Trembling?

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Did Obama Pick ... Lincoln Chaffee?

McCain Campaign Says Obama Would Hit A Lady

Cindy McCain's Mother Teresa Story Is Crap, Too

Obama Appears To Have Selected Some Mysterious Centrist

Meghan McCain's YouTube Videos Are Boring

McCain's Houses Are Mostly Condos, Which Don't Count

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McCain Hits Back: 'Obama Million$ Elite Bitter Cling Arugula Rezko Black'

Some TeeVee Creep Gets Close To Obama

Barack Obama Does Not Approve Of John McCain's Extravagant Number Of Homes

Virginia Governor Tim Kaine Cracks Wise About John McCain's Millions Of Homes

Hillary For Veep!

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John McCain Does Not Know How Many Baronial Estates He Has

Cat Days

Hillary Clinton To Whip Her Own Supporters

EXCLUSIVE Barack Obama Hawaiian Beach Photo (With Phallic Thing)

Rudy Giuliani Says Funny Things On Conference Call

A Practical Joke On All Of Virginia

Toby Keith Is A Democrat?

Tubbs Jones' Resurrection Makes John Kerry Appear Foolish

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EXCLUSIVE: BARACK OBAMA PICKS WALTER MONDALE FOR VEEP

Freak Out Your Friends With Fake Obama VP TXT

Denver Police To Crack Down On Pot Smokers During Convention

Americans Are Much Fatter This Year In 37 States!

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It's Official: Maureen Dowd Is As Creatively Inept As David Brooks

McCain's Other Daughter Also Has A Crappy Blog!

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Tony Rodham Still Ruining Everything

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Begun This Political Blog War Over Dungeons & Dragons Has

Harry Truman, A True Leader, Would Have Performed Abortions With His Own Bare Hands

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Obama Tanking In New Reuters/Zogby Poll

Know Your Limits

McCain's Angels Will Stop Gay Marriage

Rachel Maddow Lands Teevee Show

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DNC Lets You Squeeze McCain's Black Barrel, For Pleasure

Political News That Is Not About Joe Biden

Did You Know That Oilmen Actually Wear 'Big Oil' Ties, Always?

Your Mid-Afternoon 'Veepstakes' Gossip!

Ha Ha, Lanny Davis' Column Is Called, 'Ted Stevens: An Innocent Man'

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Today In 'Great Action Scenes From Obama's Book'

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Brooks: The Media Has Made John McCain Evil

GOP Scandal Sweetheart To Headline Ron Paul's Minneapolis Nightmare

Manhunt Chairman Resigns Over McCain Contribution

Horribly Offensive Flag Adorns Invesco Field Pass

Cindy McCain Has Secret Angry Half-Sister

Freepers Find Secret Obama VP Leak Article, Maybe!

Associated Press Calls 'Em As They See 'Em

Endless Veepstakes

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New Wonkette Intern Burns Down John Edwards' Mill

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Is Special DNC Beer Waste Ethanol Flex-Fuel Making Denver Death Cars Kill Everyone?

Rep. Joe Wilson Screws Up Completely

Pillhead McCain Will Kill Us All

Nation Of Belligerent Warmongering Morons

Your Bill Kristol Error Of The Week

Win A Bummer Trip To Denver With Hillary!

Maverick McCain Won't Sit In Jesus' Silence Cone

Why Do Celebrities Hate John McCain?

Joe Biden Is Totally Going To Be Veep Nominee

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Andrea Mitchell Is Definitely A Shill For Either The Democrats Or The Republicans

Georgian President Eats His Tie, Ha Ha

Putting Joe Lieberman In A Lockbox

Liveblogging Some McCain-Obama Church Chat

Obama, McCain To Be Interrogated By Goateed Evangelist In Megachurch Isolation Booths

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Nothing Fun Allowed At Obama's Stadium Show

Watch The New Conservative 'Spoof' Movie Trailer!

John McCain Makes Classic 'Wisecrack' About His Tax Plan Being A Lie

Main Stream Media Ignores Scurrilous Rumors, But Picks Up Completely Insane Ones

Jenna Bush's Wedding Pastor Hates John McCain Very, Very Much

McCain-Spears 2008

Why You Must Never Google-Image 'Man Boobs'

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Lucky 'American Wife' Contest Winners Announced

GOP Congressman: There Are 40 Barrels Of Oil In Every Tree

John McCain Is President of Sports

John McCain Cannot Escape The Taint Of Ralph Reed

Magnificently Awkward Living Arrangements Took Key Role In Edwards Sex Cover-Up

Polish Surprise

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Looks Like They Finally Got 'Em

Local Columnist Looks Forward To Shooting Everyone Soon, Too

Finally, We Can Have Guns In D.C.

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Weird California State Senator Curses Out Nice Preacher Dude

'Illegals' Leave Terrorist Piss Jugs On D.C. Sidewalk, Everybody Freaks

Good-For-Nothing Firefighters Endorse Obama

Mention Of McCain's Affairs Causes Nuclear Explosion On Fox News

Senator Norm Coleman Didn't Pay Utility Bills At Tragic Hovel

Chicken Terrorizes California Congressman

U.S. Troops Give Barack Obama Their Elitist 'Money'

'Manhunt' Owner Prefers McCain, Ha Ha?

Future Robot Mind-War Apocalypse

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Kwame Kilpatrick Allowed To Attend Democratic National Convention

Will John McCain Select Known Abortionist Tom Ridge As His Vice President?

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Welcome To Your New Old Cold War

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John Edwards Scandal Just Gets Weirder

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Who Is Really The Hottest Media Type In D.C.?

Colin Powell Endorsing Obama, at DNC ... According To Bill Kristol

Barack Obama Found On Mysterious Beach!

Details Leak About Presumed Worst Book Ever

Cindy McCain's Hand Is Dead Or Something?

Which Crazy Person's Movie Will Be Shown At Democratic Convention?

Neocons Getting All Hot Over Imaginary New Cold War

Why Won't Obama Apologize For Dead Bigfoot?

Why Isn't John McCain One Million Points Ahead In Every Poll?

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John Kerry Plans Genocide?

Fundies Literally Praying For Rain During Obama's Convention Speech

World Famous Comics Curmudgeon In Fancy 'New Yorker' Interview

Stephen Colbert Mathematically Proved To Influence American Politics

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Jeremiah Wright Does Not Plan To Release Presidency-Sinking Book About Obama After All

So Much For Vacation

Hey Rascals, Time Is Running Out On Your Chance To Win An 'American Wife'

Why Hasn't Barack Obama Stopped the Russians?

John & Barry Will Become Best Friends, But Not Now

One More Drunken Bush At Olympics Photo!

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Ralph Nader Will Also Have a Political Convention In Minneapolis

Bachmann: Nancy Pelosi Is Not Jesus, At All

John McCain Is Biggest Celebrity Rock Star Of York, Pennsylvania

On A Scale From One to 'Giuliani,' How Bizarre Was John McCain's Russia Comment? (UPDATED)

NASA Won't Blow Up New Spaceship Until 2014

Black McCain Supporter Cannot Buy 'Black Men For McCain' Shirt, Because There Is No Such Thing

John McCain Says Putin Wants Alaska Back

Look, It's John McCain's Indian Doll Room

Entire Chinese Olympics Is Elaborate Fake

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Cindy Sheehan Will Crush Nancy Pelosi

DNC Parodies 'Big John' Cornyn Video, Doesn't Really Explain This

Mark Penn Column: Satan Is A Cool Guy, Once You Get To Know Him

Famous Jay McInerney Novel About Rielle Hunter Goes Into Reprint

Even Republicans Don't Want To Attend Republican National Convention

Rain Delay

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Was Bush Falling Down Drunk At Olympics?

George W. Bush Also Danced In Tbilisi, Georgia!

Clinton Campaign's Internal E-mails More Or Less Confirm Staff's Insanity

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John McCain's Latest Wacky Celebrity Ad

When Barack Obama Punched Out McCain

Asian-American Obamatards Celebrate 'Macaca' Anniversary

Fred Thompson's Website Now An Italian Gambling Hub

John McCain Plagiarizes Common Proper Nouns, Prepositions, And Historical Dates!

A Children's Treasury of Stupid Bush-In-China Pictures of Ladies' Volleyball

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We Have A Date!

Cokie Roberts Does Not Want Barack Obama To Vacation In Exotic Locale Where Foreign Teevee Shows Such As 'Magnum P.I.' And 'Hawaii Five-O' Were Filmed

Win A Free Copy Of 'American Wife'!

John Edwards Also Ruined Hillary Clinton's Life!

Barack Obama Made An Attack Ad!

Rough Weekend

George Duckface Bush Enjoys the Olympics

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Oh No, A Battle Somewhere, What Is Wrong With The MEDIA?

Ancient Irish Relative Of Obama's Made Wigs

McDonald's Boycott An Opposite-Success!

Discussing John Edwards' Admission That He Is Sleazy & Gross

New McCain Ad Says More Crap About Nothing

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A Children's Treasury Of Ridiculous Excerpts From David Brooks' Creepy, Incorrect Column Today

Why Is This Guy A Republican? Well, Isn't It Obvious?

Joe Lieberman Ruined By Barack Obama Cake In Bus Crash

'Car And Driver' Editor Has Tart Words For Obama Regarding Tire Maths

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St. Paul Bars Too Cheap To Stay Open Late For Republican National Convention

Chinese National Pride On Full Display In 'Washington Post' Photo

McCain Economic 'Surge' Would Add Thousands Of Troops To Aid War On Economy

The Fat Man Is Awesome

America's Leaders Terrified by Monster Island

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Did Bush Administration Loose Montauk Monster Upon America's Beach?

Will Embarrassing Elitist Photos Emerge From Obama's Hawaii Vacation?

Hillary Clinton & Friends Hold Pretend Online Chat!

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Top Ten Crooked Things About McCain From This Phoenix Alt-Weekly Article

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Straight Talk Express On Houston Rampage

Straight Talk Express Will Vote For Obama, Too

Republican Missouri State Rep. Caught Banging 14-Year-Old

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Straight Talk Express Demolishes Minivan In Florida

Kwame Kilpatrick Goes To Jail

John McCain Assembles Army Of Commenters, Enticed By Valuable Prizes

Ashcroft Spittoon Taken Off eBay

Need A Little Time To Wake Up

Hey Christians, Here Is How McCain Wants To Defile Your Christian Wives

Obama PWNS Dingbat Demanding Pledge of Allegiance

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Yes We C... Yes It Has!

Huffington Post: Roman?

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The Worst Poll Imaginable Is, Indeed, Conducted

Is Carla Bruni the New Dead Wife of JFK?

Crazy Tennessee Candidate Continues To Mock Opponent For Being Jewish

The New Republic Debunks Paris Hilton's Policy Plans!

DNC Launches McCain/Gas Pump Pay Porn Site

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Newt Gingrich, Hobo Republican Congressmen Relive Glory Days In Empty Congress

Suspicious Pics Of Edwards And Rumored Love Child At Last!

Compare And Contrast: New McCain And Obama Attack Ads

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Large Heap Of Trash Points Way To Obama Landslide

Obama Talks Energy Policy With Nevada Tuff Guy Reporter

O Solemn Day Of Humps

Well How About That, It's That Paris Hilton Gal

Tyra's Most Daring Disguise Yet: Dressing As Classy Michelle Obama In 'Harper's Bazaar'

Al Franken Is Insane

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Potheads Solicit Murder Of Cindy McCain

Look, It's The Buffalo Whore

Colorado GOP Senate Candidate's Son Has Funny Racist Facebook Page

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Richard Cohen: Whatever Happened To Books, Dagnabbit

Video Of John McCain Selling His Wife To Biker Gangbangers

Sorry, No Whoring At Conventions This Year

McCain Offers His Old Lady To Gas-Guzzling Bikers

New McCain Ad Stars The Elephant Man

Distinguished Pubic Advocate Wants Your Vote!

Ted Stevens' Warm Alaska Greeting

DNC Ad On 'Puppet Masters' Features Disappointing Fake Puppet John McCain

Dana Milbank Leaves MSNBC For CNN

Registrations, Concessions, Obsessions

Non-Existent KFC In Fallujah Signals Freedom's Successful & Continued March

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Magical Sex Orgy Comes To Washington

Cindy Needs A Fix Like You Wouldn't Believe

Happy Birthday, Barack Obama!

John Edwards Won Father Of The Year Award, Nine Months Before Becoming A Father Again

Update: Larry Craig Is Still Gay

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John McCain Just Needs To Sit Down For A Minute

UPDATE: Novak's Shocking Revelation

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John Edwards Screwing High School Kids, Too

Bill Kristol Has A Scoop!

Romney: I Stalk Obama In Online Porn Chat Rooms

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John Ashcroft's Saliva For Sale On eBay

Tracking Poll Reveals John McCain Is President Of Monday

Crazy Reverend Would Be Happy To Ruin Your Political Career, Too

Joe Lieberman Believes John McCain Still Has The Full Complement Of Male Gonads

Sleepy Monday

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Paris Hilton's Mom To McCain: No You're Frivolous

Should We Just Retire Now?

Darth Moneyturtle Would Like To Speak To You

Who Is This So-Called 'John McCain?'

House Republicans' Tragic Plea For Megaphones

Finally, Finally, McCain Campaign Compares Obama To O.J. Simpson

John McCain's EPIC New Ad Loves Barack Obama!

Meet Mr. W. McSpeedy! (Or Not)

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Darkness And Chaos Reign On House Floor

Nice Job With The Subtlety On This Ad, DNC!

Was John McCain's Ad Racist Because It Didn't Include Tiger Woods?

Childlike, Emotionally Stunted Nation Welcomes 2008 Campaign Comic Books

Sales Of 'People' Magazine With Obama On The Cover Just Kind Of Average

Oh Look Jack Nicholson Solved Global Warming & the Oil Crisis, 30 Years Ago

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Obama Brings Partisanship To Space Monster Crisis

If You're Pretending To Be Liberal, At Least Look Into The Camera

Every Newspaper On Earth Says John McCain Is An Idiot

U.S. Chamber Of Commerce Holds Wild Bacchanal At D.C. Sports Bar

Ball Of Confusion

John Edwards 'Love Child' Has No Daddy Listed On Its Birth Certificate!

GOP Convention To Be Blood-Soaked Reenactment Of Second Punic War

Bill Clinton Sends Weird, Kinky E-mail About His Wife

Obama Fist-Bumped North Carolina Governor Into Shoulder Surgery

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Americans Very, Very Worried About Our Homeless... Obese Cats

Hilton Family FURIOUS Over McCain Insulting Paris Hilton

Rick Davis Gets Snippy With Andrea Mitchell On TeeVee

Limits on TV Time, Frequent Workouts, Reading Books ... Why Is Michelle Such An Elitist Mom

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COUGAR ATTACKING AND MURDERING EVERYONE, IN MARYLAND

Cindy McCain's Solemn Vow: 'No Negative Stuff'

RACE SHOCKER: McCain Accuses Obama of Shamefully Being Colored

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The Bushes Are House Hunting In Dallas!

Uppity John McCain Calls Himself 'President'

Lanny Davis Explains Why Hillary Should Be Vice President

Former McCain Strategist Does Not Like New McCain Strategy

Golf Cart Of Doom

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Tucker Carlson To 'EmCee' GOP Paultardpalooza!

Meet The 50 Hottest Pieces On Capitol Hill!

John McCain Needs New Interns!

Happy Birthday To Famous Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger

Honorary McCain Chair Accidentally Shoots Self While Fixing Bike

John McCain: I Suck, Vote For Me

Barack Obama To Shoot & Kill John McCain

Tim Kaine Talks To Reporters At Creepy Horse-Drowning Festival

'Vanity Fair' Thinks Michelle Obama Is A Snappy Dresser

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Barack Obama's Law Student Tells Wonkette All About Professor Obama

Barack Obama's... What Is It Now... TEACHING History Ruins His Chances

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David Axelrod Lies Hilariously About Patti Solis Doyle Hiring Blowback

McCain Campaign Bravely Attacks America's Love of Famous People

Joe Lieberman Threatened With Scary Rat Balloon

Barack Obama Thinks He's Pretty Cool

Press To John McCain: 'Sack Up'

Three Cheers For Modern Building Codes

Barack Obama Doesn't Really Want This Endorsement

Washington Post Names Obama As President

NYT Fears UFOs

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Today In Wonkette Obama Stalking

WaPo's Richard Cohen: Great Columnist, Or Greatest Columnist?

The RNC Is On Fire Today (Not Literally)

GOP Candidates Skipping St. Paul, Don't Want To Be Seen With Bush Or McCain

John McCain Is So Adorable When He Talks About The Internet

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John McCain Loves Pennsylvania So Much He Will Get A Post Office Box There

John Kerry Party Boat Craziness!

More On Ted Stevens Being Screwed For Life

Moonie Times: Jon Voight's Insane Op-Ed Rant Against Barack Obama

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RNC Launches Very Interesting 'BarackBook'!

McCain Endorses Obama's Troop Withdrawal Plan

Have A Hot Meal With Whatsername... Clinton, Hillary!

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Former State Legislature Candidate Smokes 'Mary Jane,' Runs Around Naked Like An Idiot

Obama In Some D.C. Building For Three Hours, VP Choice Imminent

New Jersey Legislator's Kiddie Porn Scandal Teaches Valuable Lessons

Andrea Mitchell Calls Out Latest McCain Ad

Haircut Day

Obama Strongly Considering Boring Virginia Governor Guy For Veep

McCain Simultaneously Lobbies For Big Oil, Big Dermatology

Ooh, Someone's Too Good For Real America?

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What Is Happening To Our Fair Walnuts?

We'll Go With 'More Choice Words'

What Drugs Are The Gallup Folks Taking, And Can We Have Some?

The New Cover Of Your Favorite Magazine

New Anti-Obama Spam Is So Confused!!?

Stocks Decline On Applesauce Disaster Fears

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Bush Leaving $490 BILLION Deficit For Next Prez

MOVEON.ORG MAKE FUNNY VIDEO -- YOU LAUGH OR YOU DIE

Crippled War Vets Tell Cheney To Get Bent

Bill Kristol: German Hank Aaron Is Barack Obama?

Louisiana Democrat Arrested For Thug Crime!

John McCain Got A Hip Replacement Viral Video!

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OMG BARRY HURT HIS HIP!

Obama Sends Secret Message In Code: Hillary Clinton Will Not Be Veep Pick

George Stephanopoulos Attacked By John McCain's Rabid Dogs

Best Ticket Ever: Obama/Craig '08

Hot Internet Web Site For Obamatards Looking For Love

Let's Twist Again

Here's Your Oliver Stone 'W' Dubya Trailer

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Frenetic Muppet Sarkozy Does Not Think Obama Is Black 'Scum'

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Why Do You Love Blogs, Losers?

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MSNBC: Lindsey Graham Is A Gay

German Reporter's Sexy Workout With Obama!

John McCain Bombs Grocery Store

Richard Simmons Freaks Out, In Congress

A Goofy Book For Obamatards

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George W. Bush Is Exactly Like Batman

High Art, Low Art

Republicans Have Questions For Barack Obama!

Obama Donors Won't Bail Clinton Out

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Terrible Michelle And Barack Obama Don't Give Their Kids Birthday Presents

John McCain Too Popular To Party With Us

Boycott Longworth Cafeteria On Tuesday

Working Weekend

McCain Campaign Finally Launches Basic Online Outreach Strategy

Fat Fundie Idiots Make 'Boycott McDonald's' Video

What Is This Secret 'DC Prep' Trailer Thing?

Pedestrian Run Over by Robert Novak Is Actually 10 Million Years Old

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A Children's Treasury Of Weird Commentary On Obama's Speech From The National Review's Blog

Democrat Congresswoman Impregnated With Human Child

First-Ever MTV Political Ad Stars 'Both Ways Barack'

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Somehow John McCain Is Basically Tied With Barack Obama

Liveblogging Barack Obama's Campaign Speech To Germany

Rudy's Son Sues College For Cutting Him From Golf Team

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Pennsylvania's Beauty Queen/Fake Job/Cigar Store/Car Sex Scandal

Obama Lies About His Foreign Language Skillz

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Alaska Gov. Palin Embroiled In Trooper-Non-Firing Scandal?

Let's Start The Weekend Early

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McCain Tricks Obama Into Massive Global Win

Bobby Jindal Refuses To Lose With McCain

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McCain's Masterful 'Attention-Getting' Scheme Canceled Due To Poor Weather

Live Video of John Edwards' New Baby!

Barack Obama Secretly Runs Senate Banking Committee!

FLASH: JOHN MCCAIN, HURRICANE DOLLY BREAK INTO FISTICUFFS

John Edwards Denies Having Sex Or Whatever

Joe Lieberman Makes Out With John Hagee, While Naked

Belligerent Motorist Troll Bob Novak Feels Vaguely Bad!

Hit and Run: Bob Novak Smashes Pedestrian With Black Corvette

McCain Campaign Uses Same Cheesy Frenchman Photo As Wonkette!

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Kwame Kilpatrick Maybe Sex-Texted Other Hot Ladies!

President Bush Makes Controversial Remarks On Video!

Whatever Happened To David Gregory?

Hurricane Hump Day

Alleged John Edwards Mistress-Baby Scandal!

Neo-Con Bilderbergers Try, Fail To Kill Ron Paul

There's Room For 20,000 St. Paul Paultards!

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Ron Paul Writing Important Memoir

Today's Parody of That New Yorker Cover

Also, Barack Obama Is A Moron

McCain: Obama Tries To Lose Wars, Because He's Weird

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Who Is Driving This Macaca Car, In Virginia?

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Mitt Romney Continues To Beg Shamelessly For Vice Presidency

John McCain Has Several Hollywood Friends!

McCain Family Does Not Support Troops, Will Send Heidi & Spencer To Iraq

Andrea Mitchell Angry That Press Wasn't Invited To Obama's Basketball Game

Mel Gibson's Insane Father Endorses Ron Paul

John McCain Complains About Media Love For Another Candidate With Gay Song Contest

Nancy Pelosi's Doomed Congressional Opponent Rakes In Cash

We Found John McCain's Lost NYT Editorial!

Traveling Wonk'd: John Kerry And His Cabal Of Rude Supporters Ruin Framingham Dunkin' Donuts

Obama Book And Soap Event Specially Designed For Dirty Hippies

All My Friends Are Going To Be Strangers

Who Will Stop McCain's Latest Slander?

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More Funny Comments From That Boycott McDonald's Site

World Will Learn To Despise President Obama

Hey Fox News, Is This More Of That Satire We've Been Hearing About?

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McCain: Barack Obama Is Personally Raising Your Gas Prices

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Pat Leahy Is A WHORE

Bill Kristol Cannot Write Words That Fit Together

Lara Logan-Barack Obama Hot Internet Video

We Went To A Party At Netroots Nation!

Barack Obama Will Never Visit Iraq, Still!

Barack Obama Is Worse Than Stalin & Hitler

NYT To McCain: Your Writing Sucks, Too

Celebrate The Magic Of 9/11 With Commemorative Cash!

Sean Hannity Becomes A Hundred-Millionaire!

Obama Has A Massive Staff, Wokka Wokka

South Carolina State Senator Posts Dumb Anti-Obama Tee Shirt Pic On His Blog

Barack Obama's International Peace And Basketball Tour

Barack Obama Is President of Kuwait, Afghanistan and Basketball

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John McCain Falls Asleep On Conan's Lap

Dan Rather: Jesse Jackson Paved the Way For Osama Bin Laden

U.S., Iraq Agree To Preliminary Possible Undefined Withdrawal 'Time Horizon' That Is Also Vague

Greatest Ever New Yorker Cover

Chip Pickering Baseball Violence Scandal: He Didn't Mean To Hurt That Man!

Ted Stevens Is Doomed

Starbucks Denies Service To The Rich And Wounded!

Sorry We Showed Up So Late To Reason's Party!

Wonkette Sponsors Will 'Go To Bat' For You

What Inappropriate New Jokes Will McCain Make On Teevee Tonight?

Did Chip Pickering Destroy Some Old Young Man At Congressional Baseball Game?

Inappropriate Cartoon Protuberances

Washington Post's Anne Kornblut Is Funny, Hot

Sad Independent Voters Are Excited About Nothing

Dan Rather Continues To Say Strange Things On Teevee!

More Rumors Of Hillary '12 Campaign Planning

Barack Obama To Deliver Speech In Front Of Massive German Phallus

Paranoid Crab Monster Video Offers Terrifying Glimpse Of Future Obama Administration

Nation Of Derelict Wastrels

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Oklahoma County Commissioner's Hilarious Campaign Comic Book

Horrific Song Will Defeat Democrats, Terrorists

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Larry Craig Wants To Jerk Your Gas Nozzle

McCain Spokeswoman Gets in Twoooouble With The Boss

George W. Bush Sewage Treatment Plant One Step Closer To American Reality

Big Drug Bust In Denver As Convention Lame-ification Efforts Continue

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Announcing the Winning Wonkettini Cocktail!

Fat Americans Slam Obama For Intense Workout Regime

Electoral Apocalypse Doomsday Scenario: Obama And McCain Tie, World Explodes, Nancy Pelosi Is President

Wonkette Drinking Teams Sweeping America

Don Young Demands Congress Protect Sale Of Servant Monkeys

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Orrin Hatch's Awesomely Morbid/Gay Ballad To Ted Kennedy

Obama's June Haul Smaller Than Last Night's Bar Tab

Please Pray To Mitt Romney's God That He Will Be Veep

Hope Rides In On A $52 Million Unicorn

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Meghan McCain Ignored by Hollywood Paparazzi

Denver Homeless Being Sent To Zoo During Democratic Convention

McCain Surrogate: Obama's Past Drug Use Disqualifies Him From Presidency

Join McCain's Stupid Club, Win Piece Of Paper And .JPG!

McCain Campaign Finally Makes Obvious Link Between Obama And Bush

Giant UFO Attacks George W. Bush's Texas Ranch

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Paultards Accuse Wonkette Of Beating Up Women And Children At Paultardpalooza

Elizabeth Dole Wants To Name AIDS Relief Bill After Heroic AIDS Goblin Jesse Helms

True Tales Of John McCain's Gambling Exploits!

Alan Keyes Convinces Some Hobo Party To Nominate Him

John McCain, Gentleman Scholar

Germans Continue To Love Barack Obama

Hillary Clinton Will Never Stop Running For Public Office

Winners Never Quit, And Quitters Never Win

Congressman David Dreier Has Gone Crazy

The Latest Gem From McCain's Long History Of Horrifying 'Wisecracks'

John McCain's Horrific Czechoslovakia Problem

Barack Obama Is Killing Comedy

John McCain Says Maybe Gay Adoption Preferable To Child Abandonment

McDonald's Refuses To Hate Gay People!

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Democratic Convention To Feature Millions Of Celebrities And Corporations, But No One Else

Create the 'Wonkettini' and Win a Secret Prize!

John McCain Reminds Mitt Romney What A Terrible Candidate He Was

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Jedi Knight George Bush Explains His Special Mind Lasers That Will Save Oil

Spend A Saturday Battling Random Strangers With Cardboard Tubes!

Barack Obama One Time Stopped The Terrorists With... A Republican!

McCain Demands Obama Visit Every Place On Earth

Liveblogging President Bush's Exciting State-Of-The-Market Press Conference!

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Ventura Deprives Minnesota Voters Of Proper Circus

The Natives Are Restless

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Hey Look, Now We Know Why Dick Cheney Is A Psychotic Psycho!

Even The Most Minor Joys Elude Ben Bernanke

Obama New Yorker Cartoon Cover Outrage!

Enjoy Your Outsourced Bloody Beer Money, Cougar!

Cynthia McKinney To Be 2008's Ralph Nader

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George Bush Asks Congress For Latest Capitulation, On Drilling

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John McLaughlin Shouts About Some Fancy Biracial Snack Food

As Elitists Go, Barack Obama Is A Terribly Violent Elitist

John McCain Looked at the Computer!

As America Goes, So Goes Miss USA

Ralph Nader Is President Of Rhode Island!

Arnold Schwarzenegger Will Be Secretary Of Something

McCain Resentful That Press Has New, Hotter Girlfriend

No Gun Giveaway For Churchgoing Youngsters This Year

Moving Parts

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Meet Your Wonkette's 'Early Morning Shots' Crew!

Your First Exciting Batch Of Paultardpalooza Photos!

We Survived

Paultardpalooza Apparently A Roaring Success

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Republicans Continue To Call America A Bunch Of Unemployed Whining Serfs

Now You Can Help Write The Republican Platform, Too!

Freedom Marchers Terrified of Washington D.C.

Why Are You A Republican, America?

Your Exciting Wonkette Saturday Morning Drinking Party Details!

He Hates Obama Enough To Spray Paint Your Car

Barack Obama Is Officially A Bitter

New 'Reality Show' Features Rich White Girls In D.C.

Fugitive Karl Rove On The Lam In ... Some Foreign Country

Sen. Patrick Leahy Knifed By Dead Heath Ledger

The Foreigns: They Can't Draw

Everyone's Excited for Paultardpalooza!

Guess Who Won't Be Our Next VP?

John McCain, Closet Bigamist?

News Anchors Cannot Say 'Nuts' On Air, Hilarity Ensues

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Money Troubles

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South Carolina Lawmakers Incensed Because They Are Gay

Anti-Gay Alabama A.G. Caught Being Gay

Your Exciting Preview Of The Ron Paul March On D.C.!

Kucinich Will Drive Bush From Office (On Jan. 20)

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Iran's Photoshopped Missiles Will Delete Us All

George Bush Jr. Makes Annual 'National Embarrassment Joke' At G8

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At Bizarro Fundraising Event, Hillary Gets The Laughs While Obama Bores

Hillary Selling Random Crap At Inflationary Prices, Because Time Is Running Out!

Barack Obama, Secret Difference-Splitting Milquetoast Moderate?

Astronomy Is Racist

Attractive Alaska Governor Sarah Palin 'Rear-Ended'

Hey People Did You Know John McCain Is Still Pro Life?

Let The Eagle Soar

N.C. State Employee Picks Retirement Over Lowering Flag For Dead Jesse Helms

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Jesse Jackson Jr.: Jesse Jackson Sucks At Life

Ted 'Tubes' Stevens Explains His New Internet For Us

Oh Good God Jesse Jackson, This Might Be Rich

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Oh And Did We Mention How Hilarious John McCain's 'Wisecrack' Was?

Does John McCain's Platform Include Manual Pleasure?

Kwame Kilpatrick Blames Sexy Text Messages On Hackers

FISA Overhaul Passes In Senate As Expected; You Should Probably Never Use A Telephone Again

Barack Obama Regrets Inflammatory Interview With His Children!

Minnesota Senate Race Produces Latest Extraordinary Ad

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All Political Ads Are Terrible

Obama Spotted Being A Jerk In D.C., Today!

John Kerry And John McCain No Longer Super Good Pals

Sizzling Fictional Laura Bush Potboiler Coming Soon!

Jesse Ventura Running For Senate After All, Probably!

Clintonites Confused By Obama Supporters' Reluctance To Bail Them Out Of Campaign Debt

There Is Nothing Wrong With Properly Folded Jeans

Incisive Wonkette Commentary Featured At Los Angeles Times Website

Huckabee: Obama Sucks Now Because He's Not Jesse Helms

G8 Leaders Eat Entire World's Food Supply In Two Sittings

Crude Robot Runes Signal Impending Onslaught of D.C.

Dick Cheney Does New Thing That Dick Cheney Would Obviously Do

Jonah Goldberg: Why Is Ex-Slave Barack Obama Trying To Reinstitute Slavery?

Gray-Haired Barack Obama Commences Human Process Of 'Oldening'

Magic 8 Ball Knows Everything About Health Care

Meet the Obama Family, Thanks To Daytime TeeVee!

Mike Murphy Throws Straight Talk Express Under The Bus

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White House Sorry For Handing Out Rude Berlusconi Biography

Game-Altering Poll: Pet Owners Prefer McCain

Aaron Brown Is PBS' Anderson Cooper, For The Summer Anyhow

Walnuts: Don't Hope For Anything Good To Happen If I'm In Charge

Barack Obama's Broken Plane Was Actually... Hillary Clinton's Plane!

Howard Wolfson Leaves Politics To Embrace His First Love: Selling Out

Put That Thing Away, John McCain

Save Social Security Last

New Washington Post Editor Got Millions To Leave Wall Street Journal

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Lady Makes Terrible Sign, Gets Thrown Out Of McCain Event

Gay Larry Craig Has No Internet Friends

A Children's Treasury Of Recent, Playful McCain Web Videos

Violent Old FEMA Coot Wants To Be Famous!

Colorado Candidate Jailed For Choking His Daughter

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July 4 Bush Speech Censors Thomas Jefferson

Obama Keeps Child Slaves In Fancy Illegal House

Bob Barr On Target To Ruin John McCain's Life

Obama Hijacks His Own Plane, Forces It To Land, NEVER FORGET

Obama To Give Convention Speech In America's Most Hated Location: Outdoors

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Did Jesse Helms Die On the Unpatriotic THIRD of July?

Barack Obama's Secret 'Abortion' Stance Comes To Light

George Bush Heckled At Thomas Jefferson's Slave Mansion

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Random Blurtings Reveal Voters' Innermost Thoughts

Our World Leaders Are Secret Hobbits

John McCain Hates 'The Bloggers'

Democratic Convention Shaping Up To Be Pricey Organic Disaster

Explosions And Insights

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Jesse Helms Finally Dead

Charlie Crist Getting Married So He Can Pretend To Be McCain's Vice President Until November

Barack Obama Relaxed Your Summer Dress Code!

Internet Wisdom For Your Holiday Weekend

Happy Fourth Of July, Muppets!

George W. Bush Says A Single Suspiciously Coherent Thing About Guantanamo

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Silly Christians Praying For Cheaper Gasoline

Our Presidential Candidates Are Nasty To Everyone

The Obamas Need A Dog!

This Will Definitely Help Him Win Florida

Ponch And John (McCain!) 4 Eva

John McCain's Number One Priority: Beating Hillary Clinton

Special Secret Handshake Edition

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Crazy Times For Walnuts McCain and America

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ZOMG Barack Obama Goes To Daughter's Soccer Game

BLM Will Keep Taking Solar Applications After All

Mississippi Wingnut Congressman Retiring To Spend More Time With His Family, Get Divorce From Wife

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Same-Sex Marriage Ban Subverted By Clever Gays

Hitchens Joins Ranks Of Brave Journalists Getting Tortured On Video For Public Amusement

Nobody Wants To Have Barbecue With John McCain

President Obama Will Inherit Iranian War

Team Obama Assimilates Clintonites

Nation Of Impoverished Unemployed Mortgage Frauds

Dan Quayle Hearts Barack Obama

CO-ED Magazine Has Romney Veep Scoop!

Wonkette Sponsors Fixed The Economy

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Help Hillary Dude Make Nobama Radio Commercials!

Foreclosed Country of Violent Dope-Addict Fatsos Also On Fire (Or Under Water)

And We Don't Read Dana Milbank, Either!

Another Baldwin Threatens To Leave The U.S.

Toilet Queen Larry Craig and Hooker-Using Diaperman David Vitter Sponsor Traditional Marriage Bill

Wolf Blitzer Celebrates Glorious 10th Anniversary

Investment Tips For The New Apocalypse

CNN Now Offering 'Free Sodomy'

Obama Assaults Elderly Woman In New Commercial

So Maybe This Chubby Nobel Laureate Would Like To Be Vice President, Again!

Letters To The Editor: Attack Of The Clones

True Patriots Quote 'The Jabberwocky'

Hello, Super Double Great Depression!

She's Back! Paultard Gal Doesn't Heart McCain!

Ganja Queen: Drug Trial of an Aussie Surfer Girl

Mrs. Mahmud Ahmadinejad Is Smokin' Hot! (Maybe?)

Barack Obama Is President Of ... Canada

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Shut Up, Wes Clark

Sexy Satanist Southern Democrat Couple Accused Of Rape, Satanism

Jindal Caves, Denies Fat Cat Legislators Their Precious Raise

Dumb Congressman Doesn't Understand Solar Power 'Moratorium,' Either

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INSANE Hilltards On Vandalism Rampage?

Will George W. Bush Assassination Cover-Up Movie Ever Be Released?

Each Democratic VP Candidate Uniquely Unqualified To Be Veep

Louisiana's Boy Governor Threatened With Recall

I've Just Learned To Turn It Off

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BREAKING: HOUSE PASSES SWEEPING 'NATIONAL CORVETTE DAY' LEGISLATION, MAKING OIL COST LIKE FOUR CENTS

Old FEMA Coot Beats Up Guy With Golf Club, In Iowa

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Jenna Finds New Drinking Palace, In Baltimore!

Marriage Amendment Has Utterly Predictable Cosponsors

Important Congressional Conference Call Discusses 'Hand Jobs' And 'Hot Sluts'

Liveblogging The Tail End Of This UNITY Rally

Bobby Jindal Is Insane, GOOD GOD, And Will Now Castrate Humans

Why Do Muskrats Hate America?

'I'll Rip Them Apaaaht'

Senator Norm Coleman Sleeps In A Drawer

Clinton And Obama Hold Victorious Rally In Honor Of Clinton Campaign Debt

TGIF!

'Nobama Network' Secretly Run By Hot Porn Guru

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Sam Brownback Has Co-Sponsored Bills With The Most Liberal Senator!

How Not To Attack An Opponent Who Has An Italian Name

Economy Is Somehow More Perfect Than Previously Thought

What's This About Beating Your Wife, John McCain?

What Are These Faggots Talking About?

CNN Will Sell You Latest Hilarious Headline On Tee Shirt

Supreme Court Strikes Down D.C. Handgun Ban, Immediately Shoots At Random People

Army Of 'Obamacons' Set To Conquer Weakling McCain

Obama Ahead In Millions Of Battleground States

Lara Logan, Best War Reporter Ever

Scott Kleeb Will Enlarge The 'Tractor Caucus'

Cheer Up, Sleepy Jean!

John McCain Is Very Excited To Terrorist Fist-Jab Barack Obama

Barack Obama Is Also The 'Jazz Singer' Of Health Care Reform

Send George Bush Jr. A Birthday Card! (WITH LOTSA MUNNIE IN IT)

OMG Evan Bayh Is Totally Going To Be Barack Obama's Veep Must Credit Wonkette And Its Tipster, 'John'

Ted Haggard Finishes Spiritual Restoration, Is No Longer A Homo!

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Best Attack Ad Of The Election Season?

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Wonkette A Part Of 'Nobama Network,' Hooray!

Nader: Barack Obama Is A Cracker

Barack Obama Wants $115.62 For Coffee And A Sandwich

Yahoo Subtly Accuses Ted Kennedy Of Unspeakable Crime

Will Sonny Landham Be Third 'Predator' Actor Elected To Public Office?

BET Awards Awash In Obama Fever

Howard Wolfson Even Douchier Than Previously Thought

Nothing Changes Around Here

Poll: Americans Reject Maverick Heroes

Bush Thanks Philippine President For Producing Humans That Feed Him

Vietnamese Guy Who Kicked McCain's Ass For Five Years Endorses McCain

How The Obama Smear Email People Respond When Confronted With Elite Facts

Can You Explain The Internet To John McCain's Grandmother?

George Bush's Flight Plans Ruin 40,000 British Vacations

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Hillary Clinton Returns To Senate, Eats Lunch, Saves America

Creepy Obama Livecam Lets You Stalk Candidate In Real Time

John McCain Searches For New Reporter Whore Friend

Bill Clinton Releases Important, Bland One-Sentence Endorsement Of Obama

Somebody's Hatin' On Joan Walsh

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Dobson Rails Against Fruitcake Constitution

Indians Send Obama Terrifying Monkey God Statue For Good Luck

Hillary Clinton's Video Plea: More Hot Dollars Plz!

Conflicting Loyalties

Liberal Hobbit-Sized Canadian Car Shatters McCain's Skull!

McCain Strategist Regrets Saying Terrorism Helps McCain

Gay Governor Charlie Crist Makes Up Girlfriend In Interview

The Hilarious, Racist South Dakota Ad Of Legend

Rove To Republicans: Obama Is Totally 'That Guy' At The Country Club

Obama Nixes Stupid 'Great Seal' Remake

Oppressed DC Democrats Must Pay More For Booze

WALNUTS! To Give You $300 Million For Inventing Some Fancy Thing!

John McCain's 'Pork Invaders' Video Game Looks Older Than John McCain

Mugabe: 'All Good Things Are Possible'

Vito Fossella Can't Catch A Break

Tom Brokaw Is Your New Tim Russert!

Have A Toke On Thomas Friedman's Oil Pipe

Barack Obama Smeared By His Own Web Site

Riding The Corn Bus To Nowhere

George Carlin Is Dead

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Erudite Congressman Explains How Liberal Democrats Communicate

McCain Gets His Own 'Obama Girl' -- An Angry, Deformed Monstrosity

McCain-Lieberman Ticket Could Be Saltiest, Crustiest Combo Since Kettle Chips

McCain Campaign Very Creatively Plays Gender Card

Sad Underdog John McCain Has Best Fundraising Month Ever!

Is Norm Coleman's Wife Really In That Kitchen?

Everybody Loves Peggy Noonan Now

Bobby Jindal Is A Total Wuss, Everyone In Louisiana Agrees & Hates Him

David Brooks Throws 'Under The Truck' Under The Bus

Scott McClellan Tells Congress His Many Terrible Secrets!

Joe Biden Will Be President And Vice President Of Everything

Mike Huckabee Writes Important Things From Japan

More Definitive Proof That Hillary Will Be Obama's VP

Which Senators Are America's Hobo Kings?

Democratic Defenders Of Liberty Bring Back Hallowed 'Brew Pop'

Flea Season

'I Am Aware Of All Internet Traditions'

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Hillary Clinton Is Greatest Politician Since Pericles

Stupid McCain Viral Video Is Kind Of Funny

Hunter Thompson Is Still Dead & America Is Still At War With Everything

Keith Olbermann Once Dated A Terrible Person!

Don Young's Weird Wife Tortures House Interns

Larry Craig Wants To Drill All Of America

Jesse Ventura Threatens/Entices Minnesotans With Possible Senate Run

Can Barack Obama Convince A Single White Person To Like Him?

Bush And McCain Look At Floods In Iowa, While Actively Avoiding Each Other

Cindy McCain Fondly Recalls Her Baby-Poaching Days On 'Good Morning America'

Tennessee Democrat Who Called Obama A Terrorist Says New Comical Thing

Expensive Gas Is Awesome!

Parting Shots From La Pequeña Hillary Clinton

Money Problems

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McCain Campaign Can't Spell 'Barack'

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John McCain And Harriet Christian Fall In Love!

Orange Whore Charlie Crist Drops Opposition To Oil Drilling, Because Of... States' Rights!

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Barack Obama Is A Self-Loathing Muslim

Michelle Obama Talks Pantyhose On The Most Important Television Show Of Our Time, 'The View'

Ha Ha, You Voted For Him In 2000

Hillary Clinton Cares About Tim Russert The Most!

Green Screen Fun With McCain's Terrible Sp-sp-speech

America's Mayor: Obama Is 9/11

Republican Party of Texas Rejects And Denounces Racist Button Maker

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Savvy Congressman: Tim Russert Would've Wanted Us To Drill

Mike Huckabee Fantasizes About Prom Night Fling With John McCain

Liveblogging Michelle Obama's Bold Anti Kitty-Mugging Stance On 'The View'

Barack Obama Leads John McCain, In Polls!

Obama Staff Packed With Bullies

Upcoming Liveblog: Michelle Obama Hosts 'The View'!

Barack Obama Said This Thing About Patti Solis Doyle!

Your Jeans Were Once So Clean

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$2 Button For Sad, Ashamed McCain Voters

NYT Story Will Make Wingnuts Love Michelle Obama

Dejected Clinton Delegate Expresses Sadness With Pretty Letterhead

Meet John McCain's Most 'Prominent' Democratic Supporter!

Metro Urges Black Ladies To Stop Leaving Big Tar Footprints Everywhere

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John McCain Will Stare At Global Warming Until It Dies

Web Nerds Vow To Make Obama Uncool

Talking With The Enemy Will Only Increase Violence!

George W. Bush Plays Basketball, In Ireland!

Texas GOP Racists Make Wacky Racist Buttons

Arkansas Mayor Dumps Shelter Dogs In National Forest

Obama's 'Google' References Mean Very Important Things!

'John McCain ... Please Don't Eat My Baby'

World's Dumbest Website Headed Towards Higher Vistas

Hilarious Lanny Davis To Liven Up Fox News With Outrageous Lies And Merry-Making

McCain Says 'Stop Calling Me Old'

People They Ain't No Good

'Big John' Cornyn Creates Comical 'Western' Montage Of Self

Barack Obama Throws Bowling Under The Bus

Cindy McCain Continues To Steal Easily Googlable Recipes

Will Al Gore Be Obama's Black Vice President?

Al Gore Endorses Obama!

Wingnuts Angered & Confused By Search Results That Prove Obama Is Now Their God

Creator Of Fun H-Bomb Campaign Ad Dies

Patti Solis Doyle Will Now Bankrupt Obama Campaign

Hillary Clinton: FEED ME Thanks For The Memories!

'Yes We Can' Wins Fancy Daytime Emmy

Jeb Bush To Become Third Black President

U.S. Economy Collapses, But There's Good News, Too!

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Obama Spurns McCain's Generous Offer Of 10 Duels

Beloved Detroit Mayor Skips Obama Rally

Poll Shows Collective 'Enh' Among 15% Of Voters

Historians Agree: McCain Is Doomed

Slow News Day?

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Tim Russert's Last Blog Post

But Was Tim Russert In The Tank For 'Noobama'?

Did You Know That It's 'Black Music Month'?

A Video Tribute To Tim Russert, Dead Today At 58

Meghan McCain's Worst Father's Day Present Ever

Two Americas: Peggy Noonan Sees Old People

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Redneck Democratic Leaders Call Obama Terrorist

Vanity Fair Insults/Praises Wonkette

Cartoon Cheers And Smears!

Republican Oral Sex Creep Will Go To Prison For Sucking

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'McCain Cribs' Tours The Straight Talk Express

John McCain's Glorious Town Hall Truth-Talk Stacked With Minions

Cow Porn Judge's Stash Revealed!

Sham Washington MSM Refuses To Tell Truth About Golfers

You Never Forget Your First Liver

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National Press Club Gives Slot To Larry Sinclair??

Some Gal's Boyfriend Dumped Her, Because Of Politics

Italian PM Endorses McCain So He Can Look Younger In Relation

Ron Paul Will End His Campaign, Again, And Start New Campaign!

RON PAUL TO MAKE HISTORIC MAJOR FREEDOM ANNOUNCEMENT 2NITE

Oklahoma Prepares For Obama Presidency

Will McCain Choose Nutball Exorcist For Veep Candidate?

MSNBC To Provide 80 Frigging Live Hours Of Political Convention Coverage

Obama's Birth Certificate Claims He Was 'Born' At Some Point

Utah Town Caves In, Allows Heathen Liberal Bikinis At Swimming Pools

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Get Railed By John McCain!

Barack Obama Spreads Propaganda About Self!

Fox News Outrages All With Dumb Racist Caption

Jim Webb Is Totally Not Going To Be VP Of Anything

What's The Best Way For Hillary Clinton To Launder Her Campaign Money?

Meet The Cow Porn Judge!

The Good Times Won't End

Ray Gun To Make DNC Protesters Spurt Diarrhea

Ted Strickland's Cornhole Festival Rules Out Any Chance For Veep Selection

Meghan McCain To Write Children's Book About Dad, Continue To Never Have Job

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George Bush Senior Is A Terrorist Fist Jab Adulterer

Carla Bruni-Sarkozy Pens Glorious Ode To Husband: 'You Are My Junk'

John McCain Man-Loves Dick Cheney

Barack Obama Back To Smoking His Face Off

Gennifer Flowers And Paula Jones Create Glorious Sex Website

John McCain Suddenly Doesn't Want To Leave Iraq!

Clinton Campaign Post Mortem: Everybody Hates Mark Penn, Still

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Laura Bush Gets A Friendly Hello From New Zealand Soldiers

Bush Says 'Sorry About The Warmongering'

My Kingdom For A New Robot

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GENIUS COMMENTER AT MCCAIN STORE NOW

John McCain Doesn't Care About Typos

Laura Bush Drags Luxuriously Trashy Trailer On Military Plane

Upcoming National Press Club Events: Meet The Proudicans!

Some Missouri Republican Guy Caught In Kiddie Sex Sting!

North Carolina Governor Joins Terrorist Fisting Cabal

Scarlett Johansson's Sexy Emails With Obama!

Oh God: Ron Paul Plans Paultard Convention

Happy Birthday, John Edwards!

Ich Bin Ein Swarthy Voodoo Doll

Was Flaming Bag Of Poo Responsible For Burning Of Texas Governor's Mansion?

Eliot Spitzer Now Screwing Distressed Homeowners

Terrorists Now Putting Bombs In Your Roaster Chickens

Tough Times For America

John McCain: 'I Will Veto Every Single Beer'

John McCain's Hilariously Canned One-Liner About Barack Obama And Jimmy Carter!

Kucinich Introduces Impeachment Articles Against Bush

It's 80 Degrees And Humid Somewhere

Hilltards Create World's Dumbest Website

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Roman Polanksi: Wanted and Desired

Dick Cheney Treats Prostitutes Like Dirt!

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An Extended Mockery Of John McCain's Gift Shop

Oh Boy, A Liberal Racist Video Summarizing The Democratic Primary Fight!

McCain Ad: They're Gay Doppelgangers, Too!

Paul Krugman, For The Love Of God, Get Over Yourself

John McCain's Latest Devious Attempt To Steal Retarded Women

John McCain Also Divorced Crippled Hippie Lifesavers After Vietnam

McCain's Savior: Nader At 6% In New Poll

Mike Huckabee Saves The World!

Meet The Nice Wife McCain Dumped For Cindy

Barack Obama Is On Your New Bicycle

Is America Ready For A Chocolate Cake?

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Senate To Privatize Crappy Senate Restaurants

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Daily Briefing: It's 5 a.m. Somewhere

NYT: Michelle Obama Just Like Barbara Bush Sr.

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Michelle Obama Shock Tape: 'God Damn You American Whitey'

Hillary Clinton's Late For Her Own Graduation!

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Hillary Throws Huge Drunken Pool Party At Her Home

But a U.S. Treasury Official Says We're Not In Total Financial Freefall!

Obama's Former Jobs Include Killing White People In Riots

Obama Press Corps Hilariously Fooled During Secret Meeting

Several People Protest Bilderberg

How To Almost Beat A Senator To Death

Mid-Friday Comedy Hour: John McCain Hates War!

Diane Feinstein Waterboarded Served Water To Barack & Hillary!

Tom DeLay Is Hitler

And It Was All A Dream ... Or WAS IT?

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Monthly Jobless Surge Biggest Since 1986!

A Children's Treasury Of Quotes From Rep. Charlie Rangel Regarding Clinton And Obama

John McCain Is President Of Czechs!

Leaving On A Jet Plane

Hillary & Barack's Very Special Date Night

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Germans Celebrate Obama In Special Way That They Don't Understand

Barack Obama Now Threatening Congress With Old Man's Maple 'Stick'

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Lieberman Harvesting Human Embryos To Vote For McCain

WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE: DIRTY INSIDER SECRETS ABOUT JOHN KERRY'S FAILED ATTEMPT TO GET JOHN MCCAIN TO BE HIS RUNNING MATE IN '04!

John McCain And Mitt Romney Suddenly Best Friends!

Bobby Kennedy Was Assassinated 40 Years Ago

George Bush To Arbitrarily, Uh, Save Iraq!

'Hillary In The House' Guy Has Big Show Coming Up!

Clintards Shocked By Obama Supporters' Decent Manners

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Bitter Old White Barbara Walters vs. Barack Obama

McCain Peddles Elitist Hobby Equipment On Web Site

Dead Sex-Crazed Australian Politician Dug Up For DNA Test

Goodbye To All That

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Hillary Quits: 'I Will Extend My Congratulations To Senator Obama And My Support For His Candidacy'

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Are You A Puppet Of The New World Order?

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Hillary To Concede By Friday, For Real

Wonkette's Liz Glover Joins Legion Of Washington Football Groupies

Obama's Best Friend, Tony Rezko, Convicted Of Sixteen Terrible Crimes

Secret New World Order Elite Gov't Bilderberg Group Meeting In DC Suburb!

Hillary Summons Racist Tornado To Destroy Capitol

Obama Bullies Stupid Joe Lieberman On Senate Floor

Your Editors Consider Hillary As V.P.

Massachusetts Legislator Arrested For Sexy Groping, Gives Police Fellow Legislator's Name

George Lucas To Ruin Barack Obama Story, Too

Government Toilet Fixed, In Space

Terry McAuliffe Continues To Pleasantly Embarrass Clinton Campaign

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Various Media Still Cruel To Clinton

Lanny Davis Continues Remarkable Streak Of Douchebaggery

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Relive WALNUTS' Big Speech In All Its Failure

You Can't Handle The Truth Revealed In This Difficult Quiz On John McCain's Internet Web Site!

'Terry? How Do You Do That?'

John McCain Challenges Obama To A Series Of Duels!

Foreclosure Crisis Takes Down Beloved Sidekick Ed McMahon

I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing

Hillary's NYT Concedes Election

You Must Give Hillary The Advice She's Already Written!

Liveblogging Obama's Big Night, Even Though Hillary Refuses To Let Him Enjoy It

Liveblogging The Montana Massacre!

Liveblogging Hillary's Big City Speech, Where She Will Not Quit

Barack Obama Is President Of ... AMERICA

Liveblogging John 'McNasty' McCain's Mean Speech In Louisiana!

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Too Much Last-Minute Fake News! Time For A Bulleted List

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Shocker: Mark Penn Is Strongest Supporter Of Fighting To Denver

Tonight: South Dakota/Montana Motorpsycho Nightmare!

A Children's Treasury Of Hilarious Comments About The AP On Hillary's Blog

Another Meaningless But Still Delightful Hypothetical Electoral Map

Elite Black/Rich Media Keeps Hating On Hillary

Insane Harriet Christian Has More Thoughts About 'The Blacks'

Obama Dances On Hillary's Grave

AP Forgets That Caucus States Don't Matter

South Dakota Voter: Obama's Internet Church Supports Koran's Terrorism

Honorable John McCain Almost Promised To Die At End Of First Term

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Kitty Harris Enraged Over 'Made Up Dialogue' In Fictional Film

John McCain Solicits Creepy Videos Of Your Neighbors

It's Over?! (UPDATE: No!)

Submit a Tip

Terry McAuliffe Is Wonderfully Deranged

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Clinton Negotiating Debt With Obama?

The End Of The End

Dick Cheney's Incest Joke Incenses West Virginians!

Is Our Hillary Going To Drop Out Or Not? Someone Find Out!

Mythological 'Whitey' Tape Will Finally Ruin Obama

Decorated War Veteran Bill Kristol Tackles Obama's Hatred Of Soldiers

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Bill Clinton Gets Sentimental On Last Day Of His Campaign

No More Kramer Photos In Senate ID Office

Ted Kennedy Brain Surgery 'Successful'

World's Greatest Blog Comment

Pantsuit R.I.P.

Scott McClellan Was Not Born A Fat, Bald Weasel

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Terrible Old White Women Worship Their She-Devil

Barack Obama Is American President Of Europe!

We're Half Awake In A Fake Empire

Hillary's Staff Returning To New York To Say Goodbye

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Wonkette Invades DNC-Protesting Alien Hordes!

Hillary Clinton Es Presidente De Puerto Rico!

More Coverage of the DNC RBC Meeting!

Jesus Saves America After All!

The End (Of The World)?

A Summary Of This Week's News

Perino: White House May, Uh, Not Necessarily, Well Maybe I Shouldn't Say, Could Get In Trouble, Um, Er, Snarf, Destroy Scott McClellan

Jenna and Laura Bush, On Ellen's TeeVee Show!

Rep. Graves Still Harping On About Tragic San Francisco Fundraisers

These Humans Cannot Be Real

Fox News Bedbug Victim Sues Landlord

Doctor's Report: Obama 'Lean And Muscular' With 'Minor Skin Rashes'

Is Hillary Clinton Too Drunk To Be President?

Republican Priest Asks God To Change Obama's Mind, Because He's An Awful Man

Dumbos Baffled By Site Move

Wonkette Destroys Patriot/Traitor Ranking Website

Wingnuts Rank America's Best Patriots, Worst Traitors!

Condi Joins Kiss Army, Fails Her Country

Livid Bob Dole Sends Email Rant To Scott McClellan

Jim Webb Too Much Of A Manly Badass For Veep?

Father Pfleger Apologizes

Shocking Activities At Florida Spelling Bee

Everything Costs A Billion Dollars

People Who Don't Watch HBO Furious About HBO

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Meet Barack Obama's Crazy White (But Maybe Black) Guest Preacher One Time!

Jeff Gannon Recalls His Own Experiences With Scott McClellan, Mmhmm!

Infamous Ex-Ohio Attorney General Refers To Penis As 'Bull'

Everybody Must Resign From McCain Campaign Immediately, Due To Conflicts Of Interest

Scott McClellan Has More Ambiguous Anecdotes About President George!

Larry Craig Pens Tell-All Restroom Sex Scandal Memoir!

We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful

We Have Moved! We're In Here, Somewhere!

Privacy Policy, Terms and Conditions

JIM GIBBONS DIVORCE INSANITY:

'MY FIRZT VOTE IN MY WHOLE EFFEN LIFE ..AND ITZ FOR HILLARY'

Dunkin' Donuts Nixes Terrorist Rachael Ray Ad

Scott McClellan Can't Ruin George Bush Junior's Day

John McCain's Biggest Fan: 'Your Name'

Even Little-Girl Hillary Was A Conniving Monster

Scott McClellan's A Big Hit!

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BARRY OBAMA'S RACIST POETRY:

Dana Perino Confused By Most Things, But Specifically McClellan's Criticism

McCain Fundraiser Tour Fails Its Way Through Mormon World Capital

John McCain Gets No Love From Hollywood

Karl Rove Calls Scott McClellan Gay Woodsman

Clinton-Press Relationship Is More Dysfunctional Than Your Tragic Marriage

Barack Obama To Puerto Rico: I'm Mexican, Too!

Kwame Kilpatrick Vetoes His Own Removal

Somebody Got An Obama Tattoo On His/Her Leg!

Your Wonkette Is Moving, Tonight!

Capitol Hill's Schedulers Struggle With Simple Tasks!

Liveblogging Democrat Survivor: Oregon Trail

Liveblogging Obama's 'Milk Cows Come Home To Roost' Speech In Iowa

Liveblogging The Exciting Interim Between Kentucky And Oregon Returns!

Liveblogging Hillary's Big Kentucky Victory Lap!

Liveblogging The Kentucky Rodeo (Of Politics)

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Evening Entertainment: Wonkette Liveblogs Two Mid-Major State Primaries!

Ted Kennedy Has Lived For Hundreds Of Years

Crazy Mark McKinnon Makes Good On Pledge, Quits McCain Campaign

Jesse Ventura: Where Is He Now?

Congressional Candidate's 'San Francisco Values' Revealed

Ted Kennedy Has Malignant Brain Tumor

Geraldine Ferraro Rails Against Sexism Again

Why Not Have Roger Clinton Run Too?

Terrifying Parrot To Be Obama's Black Vice President

YouTube To Joe Lieberman: 'Suck It'

Why Is Pat Buchanan So Angry These Days, Anyway?

Terrible Undergraduate Fiction Gets Students Expelled, Because Of Viginia Tech

Did The Indians Hex Barack Obama?

Barack Obama Is President Of Sunglasses

Bush To Bomb Iran Tomorrow

Campaign Without End, Forever And Ever, Amen

Flying Penis Invades Russian Political Scene

Each Candidate To Declare Self Winner Tomorrow

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Barack Obama Is Half Muggle!

Andrew Sullivan Blogs From Subway

Wonk'd Spectacular: Joe Wilson, Rob Lowe, Larry Craig, Elizabeth Kucinich ... and Wonder Woman!

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Montana Governor Speaks At One-Person Commencement

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Obama Leads Hillary By So Freakin' Much

No One Abandons Hillary! Swat! Swat!

Your Bill Kristol Error Of The Week

Incredibly Racist Senator Endorses Obama

John McCain Likes To Fish On His Fake Lake

You'll See These John McCain Clips One Million Times By November 4

Like Obama, Nader Really Packs 'Em In

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State GOP Chair Claims McCain Is 'Kind Of Like Jesus'

Democrats Launch 'McCainpedia,' It Be Dumb

Everyone In D.C. Is A Fat Cat

Obama Breaks Rally Record, But Is Still EFFETE

Hillary Clinton Psycho Spotted In California

Ted Kennedy 'Talkative And Joking' After Hearing Latest McCain Strategy

Mike Huckabee Makes Hilarious Joke About NRA Rednecks Shooting Barack Obama

Fake Republican John McCain Refuses To Be Transvestite On TeeVee

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Just Get A Divorce And Stop Whining!

'I'll Take A Question From The Polar Bears'

Dina McGreevey Needs Gay Governor Lifestyle -- Especially The Helicopter

Late Night Shots Doods Fall For Hipster Gals

Introducing Wonkette's Friday Afternoon Ladies Book Club

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Cast Your Vote For This Week's Most Disturbing Cartoon

Peggy Noonan Hates Republicans, Hearts Obama

CNN Prints Dirty Word In Full!

Barack Obama's Wild College Days!

Rock Me Like A Hurricane

Biggest Moron On Earth Makes For Delicious 'Hardball' Comedy

Marc Dann Finally Resigns

John McCain Does Not Know Anything About Life

Dumb Old Dana Perino Calls Obama Self-Centered Ninny

Bob Gates Speaks His Mind, Loves The Terrorists

John McCain Has A Wish List From The Future

Alan Keyes Declares Self Aborted Fetus Of Politics

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Tennesseans Ironically Love Michelle Obama!

Joe Biden Has Best Response To Comical Bush-Israel Speech

Hooray 4 Gays: California Court Legalizes It

Bill O'Reilly Says You Can Buy More Tapes Of Him Angry... And Naked?

Hobo Jim McGreevey Cannot Afford Alimony

Hillary Will Be Veep, Like It Or Not

John McCain Commercial '2013' Will Save The World By End Of First Term

Time Showcases Emaciated Pig On Cover

Michelle Obama, Fashion Plate

Barack Obama Says 'Sorry For The Sexist Name-Calling'

Victory In Our Time

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Next Hillary-Obama Debate Will Be Awesome

Edwards Endorsing Obama In Grand Rapids Is Biggest Story Ever From Grand Rapids

Vicious, Cute Ice Bears Saved By Bush Administration

Is John Edwards Finally Going To Endorse Barry? (UPDATE: Yup!)

Barack Obama Is Misogynist Pig

One Wonkette Commenter Was Better Than The Rest Of You Yesterday

Hillary Cries Over Chelsea, Politicizes Her

Chelsea Clinton Barred From Campaigning At Bombing Range

The 'Other' Crazy Black Preacher Reveals Obama's 'Trinity of Hell'

Spitzer Still Free, But Hooker Booker Faces 25 Years

Two Absolutely Terrifying Photos Of Hillary Clinton Supporters

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Bob Barr Has A Jeremiah Wright Problem

Rednecks Enjoy 'Obama Monkey' T-Shirt

Sorry, White Trash: Obama Will Not Get A Tattoo

Barack Obama Is A Goofball

Hey Look, Rudy Giuliani's Still A Loser

Get Your Psychotropic Drugs Free With Each Deportation!

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Google Ads Funnies: Hillary Clinton Naked!

Minnesota Robo-Calls Warn Against Exciting, Unusual Sex Acts

When Did Joe Wilson Cut His Hair?

Vacation, All I Ever Wanted

Childers Wins, And Childers Said Nothing

Liveblogging Hillary Clinton's Best Victory Speech Of The Year

Still Liveblogging The 'Leave No Country Road Behind' Primary

Liveblogging the West Virginia Primary Anticlimax!

President Bush Gives Up Golf For Iraq

Join Us Tonight For The West Virginia Primary Spectacular!

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Travis Childers Said Something!

Barack Obama Will Haunt Your Dreams

Clinton Memo: West Virginia Is Most Important State In Union

Vote For Miss Ron Paul!

Ha Ha, Hillary Is A Republican

West Virginia Voters, We Salute You

James 'Judas' Carville Says Obama Is Likely Nominee

Oregon Senate Candidate: Actually Jesus?

McCain's Beloved Nutball Friend Hagee Apologizes To The Great Whore

Buy Helen Thomas' Crazy Art

Oregon Paper Is Unbelievably Gay For Obama

Somebody Painted Their Car To Look Like Hillary Clinton

Candidates' Handwriting Confirms Hillary Is Bossy, Obama's A Pushover, And McCain Is Nuts

Which Loser Senator Will Not Be Offered The Vice Presidency?

Barack Obama Plays Pool in West Virginia!

Smoke On The Water

Hillary and Her Old Ladies

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Terry McAuliffe Planning To Kill Tim Russert's Father?

Michael Bloomberg's A Sociopath

Some Congressman Wants Hillary To Drown, Forever

Bob Allen's Wife Takes Over Allen Political Dynasty

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Old Idahoan Wants Separate Bathrooms For Gay And Straight Dudes

Oh Hey, The World Is Ending

OMG OBAMA WEARS FLAG PIN

Bill O'Reilly Is A Nutcase

Hillary Owes A Lot Of Money, Boo Hoo

Obama Supporter Stalks Hillary In West Virginia

Bob Barr Running For Libertarian President; Paultards Plan St. Paul Siege

Barnes & Noble Suppresses Ron Paul Revolution!

McCain Finds 14-Year-Old Girl 'Very Attractive'

Condi Classic Sitcom Reruns

Tim Pawlenty Does Not Have Sex With His Wife

Paultardia Vanishes!

Defiant Clinton Voters Will Stick It To The Media

Stormy Weather

Congratulations, Jenna!

Are You Part of the Pregnant/Divorced/Married Messiah Change?

Jenna and George W. Bush Have Very Creepy Father-Daughter Dance

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God Sends His Only Severe Thunderstorm To Jenna Bush's Crawford Wedding

Sam Donaldson Is Hilarious

Secretary Of Transportation Makes Inappropriately Named Blog

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Wish Hillary A Happy Mother's Day!

Congress Errantly To Take Away Mandela's Terrorist Label

Two Losers Are Better Than One: Clinton-Edwards '08

Republicans Hate All Mothers, Including Yours

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Rahm Emanuel Declares Obama Winner, Staffer Retroactively Undeclares That

Now Hillary Has Lost The Superdelegate Contest, Too

Obama Indirectly Calls All Of His Supporters Gay

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John McCain's Top 5 Winning Campaign Strategies Revealed!

The Sad Ballad Of Hillary Clinton

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Your Guide To Jenna Bush's Trashy Texas Wedding

Bill Clinton Is A Petulant Jerk

Canadian Legislator Resigns In Disgrace After Calling His Colleague A 'Dumb B-Word'

Relive The Magic Of Florida In 2000!

Nearly 25% Of Republicans Still Despise John McCain

Circling The Drain

A Fitting Eulogy To Deborah Jeane Palfrey

John McCain's Heartfelt Mother's Day Message

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Buy JFK's Air Guitar For Next To Nothing!

BREAKING: OBAMA WEARS JEANS, TALKS ON TELEPHONE

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Cindy McCain: You'll Never Get My Money, Losers!

Pizza Hut To Cater Jenna's Wedding?

Ron Paul Retracts Endorsement Of Racist Nut

Mark Penn Is Dumber Than Everyone

Rush Limbaugh's Dumb Pro-Hillary Scheme Flops

Democratic Convention Racist For Hillary

Hillary Finally Says That White People Don't Like Obama

All About Obama's Greek Cannibal Foes

Sad Actor Learns He Looks Vaguely Like Sad Bush

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Eighth Grader Owns Monica Conyers In Debate!

Drunk Congressman Fossella Has Love Child!

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Muppets Debate Clinton vs. Obama

John McCain Staggers Through Another Daily Show Appearance

Dirty Photo Of Obama Groping Hillary's Nethers!

Howard Wolfson Sold His Condo!

Stoner Helps Ban Sale Of Weed Candy

No Sleep Til Charleston

Has TIME Magazine Called It For Obama?

News Of Paultard Community Spreads

Putin Steps Down! And Then Steps Up!

Homosexuals Abandoning Hillary?

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Meet The New Lying Hillary Clinton!

Mysterious Earthquake Fails To Destroy D.C.

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Mike Gravel Courts Obama Girl

Lego Sarah Palin Named America's Hottest Lego Governor

How Hillary Clinton Will Win The Nomination Now

Nevada's Drunken Idiot Governor Divorcing His Wife For Some Reason

Inside Cheney's Lair

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Terrible Douchebags Launch New War On Birth Control

Famous 1972 Democrat Loser George McGovern Throws Hillary Under The Bus

Mayor Cuts Every Program, Gives Self 28% Raise

Better Start That Clinton Paraphernalia Firesale, And Soon!

Cabal Of Doctors To Declare John McCain Physically Sound(ish)

Obama's Joyless Math Beats Hillary's Magical Maps

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Adorable Republican Tots Will Replace Failed Leaders In The Fall!

Two More Down

Late Night Indiana Results Drive Everyone Crazy, But Hillary Squeaks By

Drudge Report Anoints Obama 'The Nominee'

She Is A Space Monster, There Is No Doubt

Clinton Family Values: Liveblogging Hillary's Indiana Midnight

Liveblogging The Still No Word On Indiana Night Of Torture!

'Hope' You Liked My Speech

15,000+ Indianans Voted For Mitt Romney Today

LIVEBLOGGING The Indiana Indecision

Who Will Be President of Indiana, Besides This Gal?

TARHEEL TUMBLE: Liveblogging Obama's North Carolina Night

If Barack Obama Is So Good At Basketball, Why Can't He Win HOOSIERS?

INDIANA FREAKOUT: Liveblogging the Indiana Vote

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Arianna Huffington Criticizes Harried 'Conventional Wisdom Zombies'

Oh That Wacky Cartoon Black-Issues Preacher

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McCain To Show That Iran, He'll Show 'Em Good Alright, With Help Of 'League of Nations'

Obama Caught Kissing Boys Somewhere

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Poll: 60% Of Democrats Forgot To Take Retard Medicine Before Responding To Poll

Bush Administration Scolds Another Government For Not Dealing With Natural Disaster Effectively

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John And Elizabeth Edwards Hate Clinton, Obama, Rest Of Thankless World

Obama Office In Indiana Vandalized!

Fraudulent Former N.H. Congressional Candidate Is Saddest Person In World History

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Washington Is A Foul Hellscape Of Rats

Obama RIPS James Carville For Disgusting Testicles Comment

Valiant Ron Paul Still Running For President!

Scarlett Johansson Dumps Obama For Some Canadian Actor

Will Barack Obama's Youth Voters Choose Him...Or Finals?

Poll: Americans Are More Ageist Than Sexist Or Racist

Walking Wounded

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John Kerry Is Sex Pervert

Ben Smith Kills All 'Politico' Reporters, Keeps Two Ladies For Himself

Meanwhile, In America's Most Comical Special Election...

Obama Sucks At Fighting

Curse You, John McCain!

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Marc Dann Rolls Up His Sleeves... For Boning

SEE WHERE TERRORISM/ISLAM WAS BORN

Read 'D.C. Madam' Deborah Jeane Palfrey's Suicide Note

Peggy Noonan Found A Wormhole Into Kurt Andersen's Brain

What Has Happened To Barack Obama, Hillary?

Silly Ohio Attorney General Won't Quit, Makes Things Awkward

Barack Obama Ate Eggs This Morning, In Indiana!

Barack Obama Will Steal Your Fancy Non-Existent Hitler Gun

Cruel Bill Clinton Mocks Fainting Ladies, Old People, Others

What Is Wrong With Hillary Clinton Now?

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Gritty Hillary Will Conquer Laws Of Math!

Oprah Winfrey Too Busy To Campaign With Obama

The Fighting Cocks Are Coming Home To Roost

Hillary Places Economists Beneath Large Transportation Unit

Barack Obama Is President Of Guam

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Who Are America's Top Political Pundits, According To Lobsterbacks?

Ohio Attorney General Admits Sex Affair!

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Bill Clinton Has Creepy Metal Frog Fetish

Dick Cheney Tries To Kill Wonkette's Liz Glover?

Barack Obama Throws 'Grand Theft Auto IV' Under The Bus

Begun These Dork Wars Have

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Mickey Kantor Says He Didn't Use N-Word

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Obama Will Even Tax Your OXYGEN

Grumpy Naked Elephant-Sexing Americans Aren't Bitter

Al Gore Blamed For Tragic Seal-On-Penguin Rape

What Clinton's People Really Think About Indiana

A Children's Treasury Of Recent Suspicious Suicides

Barack Obama Not As Funny As Paula Abdul

Japanese Gov't Employee Looks At More Porn Than Rest Of World Combined

D.C. Madam 911 Suicide Tape Released

Has He Lost His Mind? Can He See Or Is He Blind?

McCain Refuses To Admit He Calls His Wife 'C - - t'

Ron Paul Will Fire You For Having Fat Genes

Deborah Jeane Palfrey To Be Remembered On Moon

George W. Bush Continues To Achieve!

An Unbelievably Depressing Video Regarding The Gas Tax Holiday

Old Barbara Walters Had Sex Affair With Old Black Republican Senator, In The 1970s

George & Hillary Take Reign Of Torture On The Road

It's 3 A.M. And Hillary Is Dumb

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Dockworker War Protest Shuts Down ALL West Coast Ports

Barack Obama Almost Gets UNC Basketball Team In Trouble

D.C. Madam Found Dead!

Ronald Reagan Also Had Good Ideas About Shoes

McCain Calls Friedman Chauffered New York Elitist, Is Wrong

Bush Administration Wants You To Carry Guns In National Parks

Bitchy Outgoing Italian Government Posts Everyone's Tax Info Online

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A Nation Challenged: CNN Covers Bird 'Stuck' In Tree

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Happy May Day & Loyalty Day, Commies/Fascists!

Weird Voters Still Hating On George W. Bush

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Senate Decides John McCain Is 'American'

A Million Miles Away

Funny Hillary Cannot Operate Simple Beverage Machine At Gas Station

Ron Paul Manifesto Drops Today, All Humans Must Buy Eight Copies

Famous Football Great Eli Manning Roots In His Nose While George W. Bush Jabbers About Something

Associated Press Vehemently Hates Hillary

Hillary Tells Bill O'Relly Her American Opinion Of Black Muslim Christian Pastor

MoveOn.org Celebrates 'Mission Accomplished' With Delicious Cake

Since When Did The Best National ID Card Party Kick Off?

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All Economists Despise 'Gas Tax Holiday', What With Its Hilarious Lack Of Logic

Americans Selling All Their Possessions On Craigslist

Chelsea Clinton Proves Useful!

Willard Scott Was Sinister Washington Clown

Hooray! America Not In Depression, Economy Nears Perfection

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Gay Outrage Over 'Pansy' Remarks!

A Children's Treasury of Sexy Text Messages From Detroit's Greatest Mayor

Fox News Morans Think Lincoln Debated Emancipated Slave

Jennifer Granholm's Medical Emergency Drama!

Chelsea Clinton Nuns It Up

John McCain Cures Cancer!

You Won't Have Reverend Wright To Kick Around Anymore

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The Funniest Daily Kos Post Ever

Indiana Should Vote Hillary, Cuz She's From Illinois

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NRCC Claims That Barry And Nancy Will Radically Steal Your Freedom Trinkets

Nice 82-Year-Old White Gal Kisses Obama

John McCain Funded By The Freaking ROTHSCHILDS

Barry Is Talking About Reverend Wright On The TeeVee! (Now With Video!)

Barack Obama Is President Of Basketball

'Why Can't I Find This Crazy Thing I Am Sending To You?'

Hillary Replaces Bill With Gaffe-Proof Clinton Robot

John McCain Says High Health Care Costs Are Bad!

Bush Fixes Economy Whines About Congress

Indiana Primary Will Be A Nail-Biter

Australian Leader Caught Sniffing Lady Staffer's Chair

Beat Up Hillary Clinton!

Carla Bruni-Sarkozy Went To Tunisia And All She Got Was This Lousy Headscarf

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North Carolina Governor To Endorse Clinton

TV Idiot Nicole Richie Endorses Obama

Candy, Candy, Candy I Can't Let You Go

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Aww, Jeremiah Wright Isn't Doing Whatever Barry Asks Him To Do! What a Jerk!

Sly Ashley Alexandra Dupre Sues 'Girls Gone Wild' For $10 Million

DNC Research Director Says Mean Things About McCain!

McCain Flirted With Topless Hannah Montana 'Tween!

Ha Ha! Doug Feith Loses Professor Job At Georgetown

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6.5 Million Foreclosures, 18.6 Million Vacant Homes

Roger Waters Supports Obama On Inflatable Pig's Underside

Catholic Church Condemns American Mayor Giuliani!

Washington Crippled By Crazy Trucker Protest

Exclusive Photo Of John 'WALNUTS!' McCain!

Karl Rove Has Advice For Barack Obama

A Brief Translation of Bill Kristol's Latest Column

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Democrats Finally Moving En Masse To One Candidate

Mississippi Ad Attacks 'Liberal Barack Obama'

Barack Obama Visited The Fox News!

Wacky Paultards Ruin Nevada GOP Convention

Alan Keyes Loses Constitution Party Nomination!

Barack Obama's Controversial Pastor Was Navy War Hero Who Saved LBJ

Our Second Annual 'Hopefully The Last White House Correspondents Post Ever'

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Clintons To Emerge From Campaign '08 Triumphant And Friendless

Waitress Fired For Hillary Sign At McCain Event?

Condi's Ton O' Luv

Leak-Free Obama Staff Annoys Reporters

Blue Collars, Purple Rain

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Barack Obama Wins At Basketball

Get Well Soon, Jim Lehrer!

Obama Should Drop Out, Only To Win Later!

Wonkette Sponsors Won't Give Up Even After They Lose

Here's a Solution: Sell Florida And Michigan To Paultards

Barack Obama Is On The Internet, Live!

Barack Obama Is So Weird

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E-mail From John Kerry

Peggy Noonan Went To An Airport

'Hannah Montana Bill' Gets Minnesota Legislators Hot

Pennsylvania's Cartoon Hangover

Stupid Leftists Can't Even Make Good Propaganda

Capitol Launches Intra-Office Laser War?

John McCain Enjoys Deep Discounts, Free Slaves At Alabama Event

Photo Search Database Is Racist?

Scalia Tells Haters To Get Over Bush v. Gore

Barack Obama's Triumphant Return To Fox News

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GILF Alert: Missouri's Sarah Steelman May Be Next Pretty Lady Gov

Throwing The Bus Under The Bus

President Hillary Will Save Original English Colonies

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Fake 'West Wing' President Martin Sheen Endorses Obama Instead Of Old Fan Bill Clinton's Wife!

Tax Hero Wesley Snipes Faces Prison Horror

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Mexicans Now Taking George W. Bush's Blackberries

Does Barack Obama Hate Tanning Salons?

Jeremiah Wright Thinks Something Unfair Happened!

Carville And Richardson Continue To Slap Each Other With Various Words

Orrin Hatch Pens Glorious Song For WALNUTS!

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Thomas Friedman Looks Comical When Being Attacked By Pies!

Video Footage of Barack Obama Eating Waffles!

ATF Launches Brilliant New Anti-Gun Campaign!

Washington Gears Up For White House Correspondents Parties!

Drunk Congressman Sleeps In Cot At Filthy Capitol Hill Bar

Hillary's Magical Maps!

Mike Huckabee To Write Book About His Famous Losing Campaign

Jenna Bush, Secret Democrat

Barack Obama Is Tired (Or Stoned!)

Everybody Hates Everybody Else

Jenna Bush's Texas-Trash Wedding Splendor

Major Sinbadgate Player Sheryl Crow Endorses Obama

Barack Obama Offers Subtle Hand Gesture To Media

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American Investors Plan 'Disneyland' Thingy For Baghdad

What You Need To Know About The Next Few Weeks

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McCain Condemns 'Extreme' Ad

Wingnut Church Changes Obama-Osama Church Sign

McCain Struggles To Win Pennsylvania ... GO RON PAUL!

Thomas Friedman Assaulted By Rhode Island Pies!

Write Your Own Terry McAuliffe Response

North Carolina Republican Ad Says Obama Is Too 'Extreme'

Fancypants Gen. Petraeus Gets Promotion, It'll Be Steaks For Dinner Tonight!

Cindy McCain's Tell-All Memoir Due Out This Fall!

Wrestling Ad Generates Exciting New Name For Senator Clinton

Oldsters Key To Clinton's Pennsylvania Victory

No Blowouts, No Peace

Weird Scenes From Hillary's Philadelphia Lair

Obama Speaks: Liveblogging the PA Primary, Part Phive

Hillsylvania Strangler: Liveblogging PA, Part Phour

Wonkette Stranded In Hillary's Demonic Headquarters

Hillary Wins, Obama Spins: Liveblogging The Pennsylvania Waterloo, Part III

Hillary Wins! Liveblogging The Pennsylvania Primary Massacre, Part II

Liveblogging The Cable News Blathering About The Pennsylvania Primary

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Who Will Win Pennsylvania? Join The Unofficial Wonkette Betting Pool!

Italians Like Obama, Hillary, And Their Own Politician Guy

Philadelphia So Crazy On Election Day

Barack Obama Is A 'Martinist'; Wonkette Interviews Another Member of Sonic Youth!

The Other Hillary-Barack Wrestling Match

George Bush Honors Soldier On TeeVee

Hey Look, A Dog For Barry Obama

Bill Clinton Charms PA Blacks With Latest Race Talk

Florida Lawmakers Take Brave Stand Against Fake Testicles

Hate TV Wrestling? Then You'll Also Hate Hillary, McCain & Obama

Obama Gets Crucial Nixon-Daughter Endorsement

Barack Obama Will Likely Lose On This Ballot, Because He's Not On It

Hillary Clinton Also Worships Satan

It's Hillary's Friends, And Stephanie Tubbs Jones Shouting!

John McCain Celebrates Pennsylvania Primary In Ohio

Hillary Clinton's Headquarters Invade Wonkette's Hotel

You Too Can Eat Obama's Hamas Waffles

Five Easy Steps To Predicting Pennsylvania

Barack Obama On The Daily Show

Dancing Clintards Swaddled In Bags

Barack Obama: So Mean To Reporters!

Change Goes Another Round Against Experience

It's Chelsea And Three Dudes!

STEPHANIE TUBBS JONES IS OUT OF HER MIND, And Other Stories

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America's Hot New Political Trend: Hoarding Food

Whiny Pennsylvanians Getting What They Deserve

Wonkette Tortures Self, Returns To Philadelphia

This World Should Be Taken Out Back, Like In A Shed Or Something, Blown Up, Repackaged Into Shrapnel Cakes And Sold To Martians For Three Cents Apiece

No Debate For Katie Couric!

Presidential Candidates To Appear On Fake Wrestling Program Tonight

Ron Paul Working Radio Ads (And Winning) In Pennsylvania

Witch! Traitor TeeVee Critic Makes Terrorist Error About George Washington

McCain Campaign Gives Up, Will Accept Welfare

(Other) Miss South Carolina To 'Work' Old John McCain!

Paultards Make Brave Last Stand In Pennsylvania

Which Presidential Candidate Will Look The Worst In 4 Years?

Condi Meets Pope, Goes To Iraq, Grows Antlers

Obama To Die Of Syphilis

Hillary's Enormous Pennsylvania Lead Becomes Pathetic, 'Significant' Lead!

Rick Santorum Endorses Mortal Enemy John McCain

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George W. Bush Is Featured 7-Diamond Whore At Exclusive Connecticut Fundraiser!

Meet The Clintons' 7 Most Despised Former Friends!

Pennsylvania Decides: 'Nobama' Or 'Lying Narcisist'?

Chelsea Clinton Groped By Lesbians

Freight Train To Hell

John McCain Is Still A Dangerous Old Nut

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Top 10 Reasons Hillary Is Finally Finished

Ann Coulter Signs Books While Lady-Pooping?

BREAKING: HOT DISH SARAH PALIN GIVES BIRTH, KID HAS WEIRD NAME

Tom Tancredo Chides Pope For Supporting Mexicans

Beware Pope-Stalking River Beavers

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Endless Campaign Means Endless Campaign Staffer Sex!

Olbermann, Carville, Marty Sheen, Even Dennis & Liz

Obama To Die Of Stroke If President

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Bush Loves Him! Meet The Navy SEAL Special Ops Super-Spook

McCain Releases Dumb Tax Returns, Cindy's Fortune Kept Secret!

Secret Democratic Operatives Blandly Attack McCain's Age

The Horrifyingly Bitter Cartooninated Week That Was

Wonkette Sponsors Aren't Bitter At All

Former White Southern Senators Endorse Hopey

Homeless Bum Finds Plans To New World Trade Center, Is Still Homeless

Hillary Clinton And A 'Real American'

The Pennsylvania Surge Is Working!

Superdelegates Still Snubbing Hillary Clinton

Did Oklahoma Sheriff Keep Sex Slaves In County Jail?

Meet The Hot Rhythmical Gymnast At Center Of Putin Love Triangle

But When She Got There, The Cupboard Was Bare

New York Times: Pope Meets With Many, Many Victims Of Pedophile Priests

Video Shocker: Did Obama Flip Off Hillary?

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New York Times Publishes Reporter's Terribly Misspelled Notes

Rep. John Conyers' Councilwoman Wife Gets Sassy With Councilman

What Funny Thing Is Obama Saying To This Dude?

Colorful Environmental 'Time' Cover Offends Veterans

Terrifying Death Robot Screeches Obama's Name

Arizona Legislature Seeks Ban On 'Anti-Western' (BLACK) Teachings

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Hillary Wins Clutch College Newspaper Endorsement

Obama Girl Doesn't Know How To Vote, Talk

Republican Congressional Candidate Videotapes People Having Sex!

Mitt Romney Calls Al Gore Fat

Is George Stephanopoulos Actually Dead Now?

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World's Worst Debate Also Most Popular Debate

Lyndon LaRouche: Obama's a Monkey Working For British Intelligence!

'Mental Case' Bill O'Reilly Urged Not To Attend Boston Emmys

Michele Bachmann's Underlings Express Love By Fleeing

Yale Art Student Offends Everyone With Abortion Project

Strong Dollar Policy Really Paying Off

Everybody Hated Last Night's Debate, Except David Brooks

A Hope Deficit

Debate Building Haunted By Bronze People & Howards!

Analyzing The Analysis: Drunkenly Liveblogging Bald Commentators

Liveblogging Philly's 'Ask Obama a Question About Strange Black People' Forum, Part II

Liveblogging Philadelphia's Debate From Only Nice Location In Philadelphia!

Is Lusty Congresslady Michele Bachmann Being Naughty?

Liveblogging The Pre-Debate Commentary

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Mike Huckabee's Shocking Online Secret Is A ... Political Action Committee Website

Test Your Brain Power With Ghoulish Virginia Tech Shooting Quiz!

Wonkette To Cover Famous Philadelphia Debate In 'Real Life'

Mike Bloomberg Writes Existentialist Poem About Tragedy of Fame

Steve Doocy's Son Still Not As Terrible As Steve Doocy

How To Brainwash Your Hillary-Loving Old Parents

America's Most Elitist Musician Endorses Obama!

Ron Paul Freedom Tax Rally Saves Economy!

Nobody Trusts Hillary, Except Bitter Old Boomers

Popular Republican Joe Lieberman Teaches John McCain How To Win By Losing

New York Times Discovers Hidden Link Between Elitist Food Habits And Elitist Voting Habits

McCain Wants In On Demoncrat Gravy Train

Evil God Offers Incredible Book Promo For Specter

Hillary Courts Dentally Challenged Old Racist Demographic

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Why Bill Clinton's Beloved Press Hates Him Now

Losers Win

Michelle Obama: Very Hot, Pretty Funny

Stephen Colbert At National Portrait Gallery: Well Hung?

Popemania: George & Laura & Jenna Bush Say Hi To Pope!

HuffPo Gives World Horrible Eye Cancer!

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Ron Paul Liberty Phoenix Attacks Capitol Hill

National Conversation On Race Off To Hot Start

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Bitter Beer Ruins Obama's Electoral Chances!

Bitter Voters Will Elect Ralph Nader, In Michigan!

Jimmy Carter Waxes Terrorist With Hamas

The Pope's Visit: What You Need To Know!

Teenagers Trying To Kill Chuck Norris!

McCain, Obama Flirt With Underage Hannah Montana

Cindy McCain Stole Recipes From Innocent Quakers

Frightening Mechanized Future World Police Force Already Needs More Cash

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Obama Gambling Ring, Pope's Haircut & Goodbye To Intern Elise!

John McCain Being Real Ballbuster On Tax Day

Beautiful Smithsonian Gal Fired For Wasting Your Taxpayer Blood Money

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Former Ohio Secretary Of State Now Working As 'Black Reporter'

Is Obama Too Cool To Be President?

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Cindy McCain Also Steals Recipes

A Tax Day Celebration Of War Profiteers And The Citizens Who Hate Them

They Will Take Our Guns!

Breaking News On Jenna Bush's Wedding Dress!

Which Of These Cuddly Bears Is Best Qualified To Lead The Free World?

The Roaming Pope

Bitter Flag Eats Hillary!

Wonkette's Brave New World

Unflattering Photo Will Make Hillary Win Pennsylvania

John McCain To Launch Massive 'Old Man' Tour Next Week

RACIST John Ashcroft Calls Obama 'Osama,' Gets Wildly Booed

Paultards Draft Strange Declaration of Independence Thing

Medical Marijuana Ads Featuring Tragically Ill People Bum Everybody Out

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Alas, Chelsea Clinton Learns To Lie

American Hero Sinbad Doesn't Pay Taxes?

Sexy Celebrities Love Politics Sexy Barack Obama

Barack Obama Is Elitist Drunk Too!

Honeybees Down, Hillary Out

Massive Penis By Idaho Governor's Mansion CENSORED

Inside The Fascinating Clinton Marriage!

Masterful Bill Kristol Pens Best Column Yet!

Yes We Can: Wonkette Goes Solo

Al Gore, Jimmy Carter To Strangle Clinton Candidancy In 35-Year-Old Crib

Hillary Gets Drunk, Shoots Indiana With Grandfather's Guns

Return of the Living Condi Veep Rumors

Libertarians Hassled For Dorky Public Dancing On Jefferson's Birthday

Other TeeVee Moron Endorses Barack Obama

Worry Not

Obama: 'Bitter Poor People? Yes They Are!'

Hillary Clinton Clings To Happy Working Class People

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Divine Overlord Michael Chertoff Stares Down Michael Chertoff

America's Best Attorney General Can't Find Job!

Bike-Racing Girls Love Barack Obama

Barack Obama Calls Chris Matthews (And Cable News) A Joke

Peggy Noonan Is Confused By Scary German Pope

Tax Returns Prove Bush, Cheney Not Yet Richest Men On Earth

Bushes Throw Birthday Bash For Pope, But He's Not Coming!

Al Franken and Larry Craig, Together At Last!

Bill Clinton Doesn't Understand the Internet, Because of Racism?

THREE GIRLS AND THEIR BROTHER by Theresa Rebeck

Diarrhea Made JFK Bungle Bay Of Pigs Invasion

Obama To Open Offshore Office In Guam

Have You Seen John McCain's Smoky Teacher Ad Yet?

George W. Bush Still Drafting Muppets

A Delightful Menagerie Of Economic Chaos

Paul Begala Hates Mark Penn So Very Much

Some Republican Finally Makes Tiger Woods-Barack Obama Connection

Alan Greenspan To Save Economy With Tea!

Wonkette Sponsors Dodged Sniper Fire At TGIF

Pathetic Dollar Means All Cocaine Goes To Europe!

Somebody Doesn't Like The Booble Head Pope!

Clinton's Indiana Office Esploded!

Rove Backs Romney's Push For VP

Focus Group Voters Believe John McCain Is A Frail Old Man With Old Fashioned Views

Joe Lieberman Crashed His Own Web Site Before 2006 Primary

Panama!

Terry McAuliffe Rides Mechanical Bull Late-Night, Like a Clown

Look At What The Vile House Democrats Did Today!

Bruce Barclay's Gay Sex Website No Longer Works. But Look!

Is Your 'National Mood' As Crappy As 75% Of America's?

Look At This Sizzling New Obama Thong

Is Some Naked Gal In Cheney's Glasses?

Couric Out?

Dallas To Deal With George W. Bush By Itself

Mike Huckabee's Strange New Life

Meet Every Famous Paultard!

Meet Bruce Barclay's Harrisburg Frat Boys

How Barack Obama Ruined Oprah's Career

Only 1.5 More Days of Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week Redux

Shelley Sekula Gibbs Officially Dumped In Trash

Larry Craig To Write Gay Sex Energy Policy Book

Ex-PA Official Taped Sex With Hundreds of Male Prostitutes

Insane Republican Voting Official Brawls With Reporter!

Famous People In London Overwhelmingly Support Barack Obama

Floridians Encouraged To Bring Guns To Work

Olympic Torch Fakeout Leaves San Francisco Protesters Burning Mad

Hurry Up And Wait

Hilarious Signs That It's Not A Great Depression Yet

Diplomatic Idol John Bolton To Address Gay Thing

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Obama Supporter Who Calls Black Children 'Monkeys' Will Not Step Down!

Celebrate Tax Day With Silver Women And Alcoholism

Get A Free Ann Coulter Poster For Your Enemies

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Which Doctor Congressman Voted Against Friendly Tibet Bill?

Are You As Dumb As America's Smartest College Kids?

Chris Matthews Mulls Doomed Senate Bid?

Joe Biden Was Extremely Horny Yesterday

Twin Cities Bars Will Stay Wide Open For Republican National Convention

...So He Is Talking About Diversity Or Something?

McCain Cannot Discover Secret Black People Hideouts

Wonkette Bothers John Kerry, For The Kids!

Ohio Attorney General Luring Female Staff With Hawaiian Pizza?

Slaphappy Federal Gov't Employees Buy iPods, Panties With Your Money!

Hill People Like Same Stuff White People Like, Coincidentally

Bobblehead Pope Ad Offends Humorless Catholics

Louisiana Senate Teetotalers Shoot Down State Cocktail Legsilation

Shelley Sekula Gibbs Defeated In TX 22 Runoff :(

College Kid Verbally Kicks Karl Rove In Balls

Clintons Disagree On Free Trade!

A Lack Of Closure

New Washington Times Poll Will Blow Your Mind

Meet Everyone Who Has Ever Known Barack Obama

Sen. Rockefeller Comically Criticizes McCain's War Experience

Mark Penn Is Repulsive

Associated Press Erotically Describes Expensive Camel

Taxpayers To Pay For Cheney's Safety After He Leaves Office

Christian Fat Cats Regret Not Supporting Huckabee

Hillary Clinton Asks Her Dumb Little 'Questions' About Iraq

Somebody At The Wall Street Journal Hates Mark Penn

Happy Birthday, Betty Ford!

'Stoners In The Mist' Is Funniest Anti-Drug Thing Since Tom Harkin

Is Oliver Stone's Bush Movie a Terrible Hoax?

Wonkette Operatives Cover Petraeus Hearing On Capitol Hill!

Victory in Afghanistan Canceled!

Joe Scarborough & Hillary Clinton Like-Like Each Other

Crazed John McCain Attacked Rick Renzi With Bare Hands!

61% Of Historians Say Bush Is Worst Ever

Nation's Ten Worst Traffic Nightmares, Fragile Bridges, And Crumbling Dams

Tony Blair Secretly Shilling For John McCain

Beating The Buzzer

McCain Called His Wife C-Word

Mark Penn Not Fired Or Resigning After All!

David Vitter's Car Destroys Police Department Parking Lot!

Hillary Supporter Wilentz Should Stop Talking, Writing

New York Times Looks Foolish On Pulitzer Day

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A Great New Read For Spring!

McCain Raises Like Four Cents In March

Famous Washington Post Newspaper Wins Six Pulitzers!

Treehugger Hillary Calls For Fake Olympics Ceremony Boycott

Casting 'n' Condicising

A Children's Treasury Of Pundits Celebrating Mark Penn's Downfall

Doug Feith Loves Reminiscing About Allowing Torture

Spike Lee Throws Clintons Under The Bus

Sniper 'Empties Intestinal Canal' Instead Of Protecting George Bush!

Draft Condi, Film Kitty

Health Insurance Is Illegal Gambling, Says Muslim Body

Outraged Nativists Reclaim Mexico From Absolut Vodka

'Here Comes McCain Again'

Obama Turns Up Nose At Montana Shoe-Shine

Corrections Regarding Big Beavers And The Mexican Language

Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens

Mark Penn, Famous Dingleberry, Lardbot and Spawn of Lucifer, Out as Chief Clinton Strategist

Happy MLK Assassination Riot Day, Washington!

Snoop Dogg Says The KKK Hearts Obama

New Poll Shows Obama On Fast Train To Loserville

Hillary's Tax Returns Are Out Somewhere!!!

Vodka Ad Reveals Illegal Immigrants' Master Plan

Black People Boo John McCain

Hypocrite Mark Penn Talks Colombian Trade On The Down Low

Philadelphia's Gay People HATE Barack Obama

Hillary Proves She Knew MLK By Talking About It

Horribly Racist Flyer That No One Can Read Circulating Republican 'Circles'!

Did Hillary Clinton Really 'Shake Hands' With MLK When She Was 14?

John Edwards Throws Vice Presidency Under The Bus

Meet Barack Obama's Graceful Steed!

World's Greatest Wonk'd: Bernanke, Novak, Ridge, Thompson, America's Mayor & Many More!

McCain 'Apologizes' For Denying MLK His Holiday

Jenna Bush And Hubby Moving To Crime City Baltimore?

Angry Liberal Radio Lady Suspended For Using Cuss Words! About Politician Ladies!

Nightmarish Horror Visions A-Go-Go

Former Impeacher Bob Barr To Run For President?

Wonkette Sponsors Will Play Hoops With Hillary And Barack

Climate Change Panel Turns Into Yale Wankfest

Drudge Report: Shocking McCain Sex Practices Revealed

Rage-Filled Larry King's Little League Rant!

Free At Last

Play Hoops With Hopeful Obama!

'Old Buckley' Would Never Write This Kind of Tripe

Obama-Dave Matthews Ticket Giveaway Ruins Bill Clinton Rally

American Airlines Knows Truth About Cold War NEVER ENDING

Hillary Makes Creepy New Ad, Tells People Not To Watch It

Ron Paul Gears Up For Pennsylvania Primary!

Is John McCain A Furry?

God Destroys Wisconsin Church

Lindsey Graham Throws Al Gore Under The Bus

London's Mayor Announces He Has Five Children

Debbie Stabenow's Husband's Cheap Hooker Looks... Like Something!

McCain Will Be President Because His Current Wife Runs Beer/Nascar Industry

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Hast Thou Fought With Comrades In Gun-Battle With Fair WALNUTS! Before?

Arkansas Babies Can No Longer Wed, Says Fascist Government

Dorkwad Congressman Holds Hearing In Second Life

Hanoi Jane Endorses Obama So Hanoi John Can Be President

Sexytalk

Broke Loser Obama Raises Only $40 Million In March

Hillary Weeps With Joy Over Piles Of Scrantonian Cash

Barack Obama Will Make Al Gore President Of Global Climate Change

Obama's Smoking Ruins Special Bond With Jake Tapper

How Do You Solve A Problem Like Macedonia?

Sins Of Omission, Emission, And Admission

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Barack Obama Has Smoked Some More Cigarettes!

The Story of McCain And His Brazilian Sexbot

Did Monica Goodling Fire Some Lesbian?

Hillary Clinton Blames John McCain For Leaving Stock Market Open at 3 A.M.

John McCain Stalks That Dumb Girl From 'The Hills'?

Obama Gets Piiiiiiissed at Neurotic 'eBay Guy'

Bill Clinton Goes Crazy With Superdelegates Watching

Meet President McNasty

George Bush's Romantic NATO Tour!

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McCain Chides America for Being Hippies

Mike Gravel's Latest Opus

Thrifty Senator's Husband Only Spends $150 On Prostitute!

50 Cent Flip Flops, Karl Rove Laughs

TeeVee Moron Endorses McCain

Barack Obama To Change Electoral Math By Courting Youths, African-Americans, Everybody Else

Obama's Magic 'Fellows' Will Crush Hillary's Lady Army

Obama/Hillary Spoof Of Popular Song Involving Matt Damon!

Beloved Sexy Texter Forced To Quit Finnish Foreign Ministry

Rendered Quaint

John McCain Celebrates April Fool's Day

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Steny Hoyer To Settle Election With P.G. County Remake of 'Breakfast Club'

Sassy Teenager Makes Fun of McCain at Alma Mater

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Oliver Stone Movie Will Solve George W. Bush's Assassination

All Nationals Fans In Secret CIA Prisons Now

How Much Money Did Hillary & Barry Steal in March?

Hillary Makes Very Mean April Fool's 'Joke' About Obama's Bowling

Rocky Balboa Was A Fighter, Just Like Hillary!

Mystical Pennsylvania Foodstuffs Confuse NYT Reporter

Capitol Hill Awash In April Fool's Hijinks

Ralph Nader Pens Beautiful Poem for Hillary Clinton

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Gun Nut Murtha Aide Misspent Funds On Fancy Rifle

Hillary Superdelegate Throws Hillary Under The Bus

Ann Curry Plumbs Barack Obama's Depths In Tell-All Five-Minute Profile

Whose Side Are You On, Pelosi?

The Littlest Obamatard

Will Bank For Food

George W. Bush Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize

Stupidity Shocker: Only 10% Of Voters Think Obama's Muslim

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Yeah, But He Still Sucks at Bowling

Chelsea Continually Harassed About Monica Lewinsky

Bush Library Can't Find Home on Internet

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Obama Site Hacked?

Candidates Celebrate Chavez's Birthday By Pandering

PA Democratic Governor Rendell's Favorite Channel is Fox News

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Farewell Alphonso Jackson, Latest Bush Official To Quit!

North Dakota College Kids Honor Obama With Blackface Anal Sex Skit

McCain Will Start War With The Sun

'McCain Girls' Respond To Cruel YouTube World

Meet Henry Paulson's Hilarious New Financial Overhaul Package!

Russell Crowe Hearts Cupcakes, Rudy's In The Gutter

JFK Not Responsible For Barack Obama's 'Very Existence' After All

Beyond the Valley of the Condi Veep Rumors

Barack Obama Fails At Bowling In Pennsylvania

Lou Dobbs Almost Makes Hilarious Racist Old Man Slip-Up

Harold Ickes Takes Over Irritating Loudmouth Duties From Mark Penn

Leopards Change Their Spots

Barack Obama Wins Texas Primacaucus Nightmare!

Rev. Sun Myung Moon Makes Dead Presidents Want To Crawl Out Of Their Graves!

Barack Will Pay For Your Gas Money, Mr. Hobo!

Chelsea Clinton Throws Dad Under the Bus

The Secret Shocking Truth About Barack Obama's Law School Teaching Experience!

You Could Eat Food With Barack, You Poor Maggot

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Terrorists Make Lady Rip Off Nipple Piercings to Board Plane

People Finally Noticing That Alan Keyes Changed Parties

John McCain: The Panamanian Mexican Geezer Americans Have Been Waiting For

World's Shortest Wonk'd: George Will, Some Fireman

'The View' Ladies Act Like Themselves With Barack Obama

D.C. Gal Who Had Sex For Money Five Years Ago Now Maybe A Hooker At Eliot Spitzer's Latest Brothel?

Democratic Party Tries to Give Crazy Old Hillary the Boot?

America's Winning Response to Eight Years of Bush & Cheney

Who Would Believe You Were A Beauty Indeed When The Days Get Shorter And The Nights Get Long

Angry Republican Donors Literally Crapping On Fundraising Pleas

I'm Swell, My Opponent Is A Necrophiliac/Hobo/Graceful Figure Skater

San Diego City Council Candidate Jerks Off In Public

Wonkette Sponsors Will Take This Fight All The Way To Denver

Coy Bloomberg Still Won't Admit He Hearts Obama

Bawling Mukasey Defends Spies, Calvinists

PA's Senator Casey Endorses Obama!

Republican National Convention Fixing To Be 4 AM Rager

The Surge Is Working!

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Obama Starts National Conversation Among White People (About How They Hate Him)

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Taking Turns Baking Worms With The Bacon & Eggs

The Only Way To Escape Barack & Hillary

Bored New Jersey People Seek Recall of Gov. Corzine

Inventor Of Egg McMuffin Dies, Tucker Carlson Mourns

Bush Excited About Reemergence of Horrible Iraq Bloodshed!

Maryland Congressman Resigns After Kinky Beating

Obama Opens Transcendant National Conversation On The Economy

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Could Liberal Elitist Al Gore Win Nomination?

Mulder & Scully Crack 9/11-Condi Conspiracy

Hey Governor, How Many Escalators Are There In Wyoming?

Congressional Candidate Confuses Voters With Mystical Last Name

Clinton Fears U.S. Becoming Island Nation Of Samurai

Live, From NBC, It's Ashley Alexandra Dupre

Mitt and McCain Hit The Trail Together

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Some Old Tucker Carlson Salsa Dancing Video!

Puerto Rican 'Governor' Somehow Caught In FBI Sting!

Michele Bachmann Declares War On Light Bulbs

Deval Patrick Fails As Governor, So Barack Obama Is Unelectable

Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath

Nation Of Frauds

Shocking Bosnia Video Proves Hillary Told The Truth!

New Polls Prove Hillary's A Monster

McCain Aide McKinnon Would Nuke Entire Earth To Tear Down Hillary

Hillary Makes Up Chelsea's Whereabouts on 9/11

Poor Baby Barack Still Tired After Vacation

One-Fifth of Democratic Voters Thinks Obama Should Drop Out

Pro-Hillary Fat Cat Democratic Donors Threatening Nancy Pelosi

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Is Carla Bruni Knocked Up Again?

Did Sinbad Save America From Nuclear Annihilation?

New Paultard Is Ashley Alexandra Dupre

Hillary's Funny Story About Wanting To Join The Marines

Defiant Samantha Power Apologizes For Monster Comment But Nothing Else

John McCain Delivers Comical Foreign Policy Speech

Seven Degrees of Jeopardy

Tom Harkin Was Right About Child Slavery & Drugs!

1992 Video Proves Hillary Clinton Used To Be Likeable

John McCain Always Plotting Against America's Precious Freedoms

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Wonkette Commenter Famous On CNN!

Hillary Clinton Elected President Of China And Mexico!

How Sex Scandals Ruin Our Democracy

Hillary Clinton Caught In Millionth Bosnian Lie!

Fighters, Winners, and Losers

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More Funny 'Hillary Does Bosnia' Video

Bill Richardson Should Have Grown Dali Mustache Instead

Idaho Legislature Censoring Senate Candidate 'Pro-Life'

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Hip-Hop Macaca

Obama Secretly Related To Every U.S. President, And Brad Pitt

Insane Internet About To Commit Suicide Over Hillary Clinton's Existence

Ronald Reagan Lady To Endorse John McCain

Passengers On Grounded Planes Not Entitled To Air, Other Luxuries

Old People Without Internet Access Pay $3,000 For Naked Picture Of Carla Bruni

Hillary's Bosnia Story Her First Lie In 12 Years

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Jenna And Laura Bush Entice Youngsters Into Babylonian Fertility Ritual

Obama, McCain Whoring Themselves

Hillary To 'Level' Your House, With Bulldozers

Barack's Tax Returns Are Online! Hillary's Are Somewhere Else!

Obama Girl Just Wants Hillary To Die

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Pentagon Accidentally Sends Missiles To Taiwan, Declares War To Get Them Back

Greetings From Sunny Puerto Rico, Bosnia

Obama Makes His Secret Service Guys Poop Across The Street

OMG Newest NY Governor Did Drugs!

Hillary Clinton Accidentally Decapitated!

Meet Your Next President, La Pequeña Hillary Clinton

One Thousand Years Of War, Tyranny And Solitude

DNC Fixes Typo, Ends Primary Season Four Days Earlier!

Bill Kristol's Column So Bad That We Wait Until 6:30 To Mention It

New Republic Profiles Androgynous Liberal Deathbot

Fred Thompson Returns To Glorious Acting Career

BREAKING: Internet Creates Obvious Political .GIF!

Iraq War Snoozefest Bores Journalists

U.S. Immigration Director Whines About Liberal Media On His Blog

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Democrats Attack Flappy-Headed McCain Robot

Bill Clinton Celebrates Hallowed Polish Wet T-Shirt Holiday

McGee Cleared Of Teen Sex Accusation

New D.C. Stadium Honors Larry Craig?

Sex Offender Running For Texas Mayor, While Naked

President George Bush's Sex Tour Of Easter

Clinton Campaign Claims Hillary "Misspoke" With Blatant, Hilarious Bosnia Lie

She Was Workin' In A Topless Place And I Stopped In For A Beer

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Match The Dumb Easter Egg With Its Dumb U.S. State!

Obama's Dirty Family Vacation REVEALED

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Vidal Kicks Buckley When He's Down (In The Ground)

Jesus Christ And Joe McCarthy Battle For 'Most Egregious Rhetorical Cudgel' Honors

John McCain Snubbed Vietnamese Guy Who Rescued Him

Historic White House Easter Egg Roll Happening Right Now!!!

Clinton And Obama Both Lie About How Important They Are

Thousands, Millions, Billions

Sinbad Has Officially Ruined Hillary Clinton

Hooray! Paultards Constructing Gated Paultard City

This Probably Isn't The Eliot Spitzer/Ashley-Kristen Sex Tape

But Can Obama Find The 'Sugar Notch'?

Raining Fury On John McCain

Girl In '3 a.m.' Ad Taking Dangerous Measures Against Hillary

Howard Dean Will Ruin Florida This Time

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Barack Obama's John McCain's Crazy Spiritual Adviser Rants About 'Black Genocide' Plot

Who Does Nancy Pelosi Think She Is, Richard Gere?

Bill Richardson Needs Directions For Living

Can Bill Richardson Share Some Experience With Barack Obama?

Now Everyone Can Torture Dogs Just Like Mitt Romney

Clinton, McCain Join Obama's Breached Passport Party

Cooking With Peeps & Gays Hating Howard Dean

France To Nuke Tribe of British Water-Tories

Everyone's A Whore

Civil War at Fox News Over Obama Bashing!

Eliot Spitzer To Suffer Harrowing Withdrawal From Sex Addiction

Wonkette Sponsors Are Ashamed Of Their Grandmas In Kansas

Democrats Use The Web To Exploit Small Donors

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'Despicable Woman, Would You Agree?'

Testing, Tested, Testy

Bill Richardson Endorses Barack Obama!

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Obama's Crazy Preacher Actually Bill Clinton's Beloved Preacher

State Dept. Creeps Get Fired For Sneaking Peeks At Obama's Passport

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Sting Rays Metaphorically Killing Obama, Actually Killing Lady

Obama Says Racist Kansan Grandma Was 'Typical White Person'

Moron Protesters And Mango Blendinis

George Allen's NCAA Tournament Bracket Is Somehow Funny

Free Sex For New York State Politicians ... So Why Did Spitzer Have To Rent Hookers?

McCain Aide Suspended For Circulating Wright Videos

Welcome To Washington's Elite Mayflower Whoretel

Hillary's Whores

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John McCain Is President Of Meaningless Hypothetical Matchup Poll!

Mike 'Liberal' Huckabee Defends Obama's Preacher

Pooping Bandit Strikes Minnesota Homeland!

Obama's Hopes Rest On Accuracy of March Madness Picks

Ron Paul Tattoos: One Step Closer In Descent To Insanity

Scooter Libby Disbarred From Life

Correction: Hillary Clinton Does NOT Care About Ohio Voters

Thug Panda Butterstick Nearly Humps D.C. Zookeeper's Leg To Death

Dirty Politics

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Hillary Clinton Is Most Experienced Tourist In Politics, Maybe

Even More Photos Of Worst Iraq War Protest Ever

A Children's Treasury of Glorious Hippie Protest Signs

So Many Pictures Of Kristen/Ashley, Now That We Don't Want To See Them

THEN WE CAME TO THE END by Joshua Ferris

Former Fred Thompson Manager Shamelessly Begging For Employment

Hippies Protesting K Street Finally Locate K Street

Mystery Protest On Rain-Slicked D.C. Corner!

Polar Bears, Hippies And Scary Cover Bands End Iraq War!

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Protest Ghouls Invade D.C. Lunch Spots!

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Anti-War Polar Bears Run Amok In D.C.

Eliot Spitzer Bombs, George Clooney Bewitches

Dick Cheney's Persian Gulf 'Fishing Trip' Will Launch Iran War

Hillary Clinton Releases Mountain Of Papers That No One Will Ever Read

Code Pink Protesters Lay Siege To Union Station

Chris Matthews Assaults Ellen DeGeneres With His Dancing

Demoralized White House Press Corps Is So, So Bored

Idaho Senatorial Candidate Legally Changes Name To 'Pro-Life'

Republican Convention Secretly Sponsored By Hot Porn Studio

Fox News Bravely Battles Bedbug Infestation

Grasping It

Alleged Former Paterson Tootsie Works In 'Intergovernmental Affairs'

Ashley Alexandra Dupre In 'Girls Gone Wild'?

Iraq War Protesters To Harass Washington D.C., Forever

'Rat Swarm' Rumors Cripple Washington

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Hillary's Inspiring Response To Obama's Race Speech

Q&A: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Interviews Barack Obama!

MSNBC Advertisers Secretly Attack Obama's Race

McCain Confuses Shiites And Sunnis

John McCain's Latest Deceitful Mind Game

Federal Reserve Can't Stop Saving Economy!

What They're Saying About John McCain

Rep. Michele Bachmann Hates Terrorists, Compact Fluorescents

Is Meghan McCain Cool, Or Just a Brat?

Send Lawyers, Guns & Money

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Spring Break, Congress Edition

Former Bush Lackey To Speak At Kennedy School, You Are Not Invited

Barack Obama Will Unite Everything With His Speaking

3-D Ron Paul Movie Releases Freedom Trailer

Barack Obama Offends Latest Whiny Local Media Outlet

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Liveblogging Barack Obama's Race Speech!

Paultards Enact Guerilla Takeover Of Missouri

Massachusetts House Speaker Insults Aide With Spitzer Joke

Hoodwinked

The Horrible Tale of David Paterson's Sex Affair

Latest New York Governor Has Affairs, Too!

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Rounding Third He Was Headed For Home

Monster Hillary Attacks America's Entertainer, Sinbad

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A Children's Treasury Of Terrible Irish Songs For Barack O'bama

Hillary Clinton Is President Of Fifth Century Ireland

Clinton Campaign Cheats With Its 'Count Every Vote' Strategy In Texas

David Vitter Not At All Like Eliot Spitzer, Says Vitter

Also Barack O'Bama Sells Irish Buttons!

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Barack Obama's Leprechaun Preacher Revealed To Be Himself

St. Patrick's Curse On America

HA! Kristol's Entire Argument Proven Factually Wrong

Pro-Clinton Bloggers Boycott Liberal Internet

F-Bombs, Irish Car Bombs

Bill Kristol Coins '9/11 Generation,' No One Accepts This Coin

Condi Waxes Brazilian

Tracy Morgan Endorses Obama On Saturday Night Live

Hillary Thows Party Party Partaaaaay!

Campaign Staff Also Sick & Tired Of Presidential Campaign

Alan Greenspan: Craaaazy Economy, No?

Obama Steals Hillary's 'Listening Tour' Trick

McGreevey's Gruesome Threesome Began At T.G.I. Friday's

John McCain's Wild Iraqi Weekend!

Collapses And Take-Downs

Happy 5th Birthday, Iraq War!

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Larry Flynt Offers Ashley Alexandra Dupre $1 Million For Nude Shoot

Terrorists Working To Sabotage McCain's Electability!

Larry Craig Is Senate Bottom

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Dirty Old Finn Sends Comical Sex-Texts To Exotic Dancer

Barack, Hillary 'Agree' To Be Nicer

Nation Mourns: David Paterson Isn't First Blind Governor After All

100-Year-Old Iowa Man Loves Hooters, Hates George W. Bush

Kristen-Ashley, Tattooed N.J. Hip-Hop Hooker, Is Milking It For All She's Worth

New McCain Video Makes Best Case For Torture-President

Latest Sex Scandal For Detroit Mayor Involves Strippers, His House

Wonkette Sponsors Are Seven-Diamond Hookers

Poor Old George Bush Wishes He Could Fight In His Wars, Too!

Klansmen, Cowboys and Angelina In Cartoon Hell

Which Horrible Democrat Failure Will Determine Your Vote This Year?

New Zealand Doesn't Like President-Hero George W. Bush?

Obama Aide Says Mark Penn Is Delusional

Mayflower Hotel's Room 871 Magically Disappears!

Meet Our Failing Economy!

'Obama Can't Win The General Election'

Barack, Hillary Determined To Take 'Happiness,' Sue It, Kill It, Burn It Over Pyre

Romney Secretly Taking Over Republican Earth!

Would Barry Accept Possible Back Room 'Deal' Over Florida and Michigan Delegates?

Going Back To Houston, Do The Hot Dog Dance

Hope For America: Our First Blind Governor!

Loser Terrorist Tries Invading Heathrow Airport On Foot

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Arizona City To Build Medieval Moat To Stave Off Illegals

Pentagon Makes Controversial Report More Controversial By Trying To Keep It Quiet

Whaa?? Prostitution Is Mostly Legal In Rhode Island

Meet Ashley Alexandra Dupre's Recording Artist Friends

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Do Not Tell Anyone About The Secret Rocket Launch!

Ashley Alexandra Dupre Suddenly Selling Music

Clinton Camp Still Loves Ranty Olbermann

But, But, How Should Republicans Resign As New York Governor?

Obama Hates Mail-In Voters, Floridians

Hillary Is In a House!

Hillary Clinton Can Do Magic Tricks?

Gay-Hating Rep. Sally Kern Gets Passive-Aggressive Death Threats

Democrats Can Still Lose This Election If They Try

Keith Olbermann's Special Comment On Hillary Is Horrifying

Hello, Kristen

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Quick Quick, Exploit Spitzer Before Time Runs Out!

Archived Footage Of Eliot Spitzer's Early Career As Secret Phone Muppet

John McCain's 'Spiritual Adviser' Calls Allah 'Demon Spirit'

Is This Wealthy British Tory Also an Emperor's Club Client?

I Love You-ou, This Old Heart ...

Robots Will Attack, Kill Cheney's Robot Heart

McCain Stand-in At Convention Says Interesting Things About Luo Tribesman Obama

Edward Norton To Direct Obama Documentary

Hallowed Political Icon Karl Rove Booed At University Of Iowa

Why Silda Wall Spitzer Is Really Pissed

New York, Meet Your New Governor!

Dr. Kevorkian To Kill Opponents, Run For Congress

Eliot Spitzer's Blurry-Faced $4,300 Prostitute

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Capitol Nearly Evacuated, Haunted By Spectres

Eliot Spitzer Resigns, Silda Wall Offers Icy Death Glare

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Liveblogging Eliot Spitzer's Quitter Speech

So What Are The Differences Between Spitzer's $4,300 Hooker And Common Street Whores?

Who Is This 'Creepy Gnome' Terrorizing South America?

Eliot Spitzer Actually Resigning This Time

Guest Spitzer Analyst On CNN Allegedly Bit Topless Dancer!

Fellow Republicans Abandon Shelley Sekula Gibbs In Fight Of Her Life

Winners, Quitters, And Losers

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Barack Gives Hillary Terrible Mississippi Beating

Just Like Calvin Coolidge's Blues

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No Fun At The Spitzer Residence

Barack Obama Is Emperor Of Mississippi!

Do They Really Talk Like This At Fancy Sex-Hooker Businesses?

Eliot Spitzer's Super-Premium Luxury Prostitutes

How Great Is This Hillary Video?

New 'Client #9' Tee Shirts To Make Spitzer Children Feel Great

Spitzer's Whore-Using Alias Actually His Friend's Name

'Shockingly Unpleasant' Men Charging $5 For Obama Signs

Is Nancy Pelosi Hot In The Pants For Obama?

Sinbad RIPS Hillary About Bosnia Trip!

Spitzer Is Secret Phone Muppet In Disguise?

Obama Also Secretly Won Texas

A New, Very Gay Larry Craig Court Reply

Video Of George W. Bush, The Singing Jackass

Spitzer and Wife Used To Be Harvard's Favorite 'Power Couple'

Why Won't Hillary Clinton Apologize For Geraldine Ferraro's Dumb Comments?

ELIOT SPITZER TO MAYBE RESIGN AGAIN

Ray Nagin Favors The Vagina

Secret Culprit Behind Spitzer's Shame: Jesus

Obama Secretly Wins California Primary!

Recommended Attire For Public Confessions

Oh Hey There Is A Primary In Mississippi Today!

Ah, Are You Digging On My Grave?

Did Spitzer Already Resign, To The Internet?

Will The NRCC Stop Sending Their Sleazy E-mails?

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Eliot Spitzer Allegedly Screwed Hookers Here

'3 A.M. Girl' Despises Hillary Clinton

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A Pictorial Tour of The Emperor's Club Ladies

Thousand Dollar Wedding

Spitzer's Not-Quite-Resignation Speech

OMG Nobody Recorded Governor Spitzer Not Resigning!

Gov. Spitzer Is Expected To Resign

Liveblogging Gov. Eliot Spitzer's Pimping Speech

Obama The Secret Beneficiary Of Texas 'Limbaugh Effect'

Giuliani Urged To Join McCain In All-Adulterer's Ticket

GOV. ELIOT SPITZER IS A WHOREMONGER

Famous Dancer David Gregory To Take Tucker Carlson's Job

If Hitler Won WWII, You'd Be Blogging In German About Iraq

Chuck Norris Is Your New Godhead

Video Proof Of George W. Bush Dancing, Again

Washington Media Enjoys George W. Bush Singing Performance

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Congressman Warns Of Obama's Secret Terrorist Seduction

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Condi's Running Out of Time

McCain Is Next Sci-Fi Alien American Winston Churchill

Magical Politicians Make Children Swoon

Oklahoma Rep. Sally Kern Hates The Gays With Vigorous, Sultry Passion

Ron Paul's Glamorous New Home In North Dakota

A Children's Treasury Of Craigslist Sex Ads Related To Politics

Feast Or Famine

SXSW: Drink With Wonkette If You're In Austin Tonight!

BREAKING: Alan Keyes Is President of Constitution Party Straw Poll

Obama Is President Of Wyoming!

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McCain Shocker: He Lives And Loves With D.C. Satanists

Wonkette Is The Whore's ... Wait, What?

A Fond Farewell

OCTOPUS PROTEST IN HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING

Clinton 'Managed Crisis' With Sinbad, Sheryl Crow

Morons To Run Through Dupont Circle

'Vulger,' Disgusting, Pointless

John McCain's Volcanic Hell Temper Arises At Sweetie Reporter

A Children's Treasury of Depressing, Truer-By-The-Hour Commentary About Hillary Clinton

Presidential Dog Contest Foreshadows The Future

Republican Rep. Tom Davis So Satisfied By Virgin Sacrifices

McCain Meets With Secret Republican Fat Cat Cult

Tony Blair To Teach Religious Globalization Management At Yale!

Meet Paddy, The Irish Republican Bear of Terror

Missing The Republican Candidates, A Retrospective

Cartoon Violence Is Crazy For John WALNUTS! McCain

Barack Obama Is Building A Religion

Wonkette Sponsors Have All The Delegates They Need

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Laugh It Up With Larry Craig

Paultards React To Ron Paul's Latest 'Quitting'

Assemblyman Pulled Over With Gal Passed Out In Back Seat

9/11 To Run For Senate?

'She Is A Monster'

Ron Paul Quits Again

We Are All Homeless, Nuts, And Poisoned By Lead

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Michigan May Announce Caucus, Just In Time For Clinton To Sue

When The Other Puppy Drops

Old Man McCain Just Hates When Cindy Brings Home Strays

Time-Traveling Alien Lady Tries To Laser-Gun Our Barack!

Harry Reid Says A Filibuster Is Like Stabbing

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Meet Your New Democratic President, Thomas Boyle!

Barack Obama Thanks Shepard Fairey For All The Free Propaganda

Marines To Investigate Cruel Puppy Death

Hillary's Serrated Thighs Blamed For Bomb Scare!

Wake Up Sheeple, And Watch This Hillbilly Gal Talk About Ron Paul!

Mindless Sheeple Softly Follow Black Man, Fear Of Racists

Ken 'Obama' Starr Keeps Asking For Hillary's Tax Returns

Old Ladies Donate Millions in Grocery/Prescription Money To Hillary

Hillary's Bill So Out Of Control

Strippers, Trannies, Whores & Other International Politicians

WALNUTS! To Take European Vacation, For Peace

McLaughlin Group Immortalized In Andrew W.K.'s Rock Song

Everything You Thought About Mark Penn Is True, And More

Obama Is Germany's Next Hasselhoff

NAFTA Talk Started With Hillary

Mark Penn Ruins Georgetown

Fuzzy Math

McCain Won't Get Sarah Palin For Veep, Either -- She's Pregnant!

The George W. Bush Presidential Jacket Library

Not-Change You Can Believe In

Texas Caucus Results Thwarted By Possibly Transgendered Old People

Viajo Sin Rumbo Fijo En Mis Botas Viejas

Does John McCain Think He Is Running For Arizona President Again?

Senator Clinton's Iron Grip On Texas Loosens

Grandpa & Cougar McCain Need Your Support

Hillary Clinton Endorses John McCain 80 Million Times

What EVIL Tactics Will Clinton Employ Now?

BUSH JR. ENDORSEMENT GETS WEIRD

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George Bush Steals Oxygen From Old People

George W. Bush Dances On The Grave Of McCain's Campaign

McCain's Secret Plot To Snag Lady Veep

Al Franken's Cause, Bill Buckley's Musical Ghost

The Real Winner In Texas: Sex Toys

Barack Obama's Sixth-Grade Yearbook Photos!

Dog-Book Author Celebrates Easter By Mocking Obama Supporters

Former Pretend Congresswoman Poised For A Comeback!

Get Ready For Vice President Barack Obama!

Wonkette Operatives Report From Across Texas!

The Pain Will Continue

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Be Hopeful, Barry Obama!

No, YOU Cursed, Brokaw

Remember Him, My Friends? McCain Claims GOP Nomination

Hillary Is President of Texas!

Poor Homeless Whites Say SEND HILLARY CLINTON

Liveblogging Obama's Latest Loser Speech

Liveblogging The Drunken Texas Returns Two-Step

Liveblogging Stupid Tuesday: Hillary's Got Ohio!

Farewell, Mike Huckabee, America's Prince

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It's Almost Three A.M., And MSNBC Is Killing Your Babies

John McCain Is Our New Bob Dole '96!

Well-Dressed Obama Voter Suggests Something Or Other In Texas

Mark Halperin's Latest Insider Information

Chaos At The Primacaucus!

Ron Paul Will At Least Keep His Congressional Seat

Huckabee Strangely Concedes Nomination

Rhode Island, Ohio, Texas All Too Close To Call

John McCain Is President of Republicans!

Liveblogging Stupid Tuesday: Ohio Voting Will Never End

Tim Russert Eats All Of His Boogers

Joe Scarborough Pulls Out Old 'Tom Brokaw' Insult

Chris Matthews Asks World's Longest Anti-Hillary Question

Liveblogging Ohio, 'Mother of Presidents'

But Why Is Barack President Of Vermont?

Barack Is President of Vermont!*

Tonight: Liveblogging The Texas Primacaucus And Ohio Slaughter!

Warming Up

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Meet Reverend Nutball, Who Thinks Obama Is A Pimp With White Hookers

Re-Elect Texas' Greatest Pretend Representative

Texas Obama Supporters Violate Hopeless Parking Rules

Get Barry Fifty Nicotine Patches Right Now, Or He's Gonna Lose It

Texas Vote Fraud Debacle Has Not Yet Occurred

A Children's Treasury Of Barack Obama Playing With Tractors

Hillary's New Ad Features Dark Tones, She Is Horrible Racist

Clinton Snags Coveted Endorsement From 'Desperate Housewives' Actress

Clinton Campaign Hides Reporters In Bathroom

Tony Zirkle's Segregation Plan: Crazy Enough To Work?

Clinton Advisor Terry McAuliffe Rips Clinton Adviser Mark Penn For Ripping Clinton Advisers For Ripping Mark Penn

Hillary 'Earned' Wrinkles While Leading America's Foreign Policy For 35 Years

Delightful New Terrorist Video To Save Clinton Campaign

FDR Was Just Like Obama, Or Hillary, During That Other Great Depression

Send Us Your Stupid Tuesday Polling Photos!

Clinton Campaign Prays For 4 Weird Events

Jenna Bush To Address Scholarly Women's Cabal

The Texas Two-Step, Ohio Fox-Trot, And New England Clam-Dig

Wonkette Party Crash Gets Its Camera Crushed, By Late Night Shots Founder

The Neocons Were Right About At Least Two Things

Iran May Turn Off Internet During Elections

Cheney's New House Is CIA Adjacent

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Senator Tom Harkin: Marijuana Makes People Sell Their Children

Possible Clinton Ohio Victory Offends Internet

A Children's Treasury Of Wonkette Commenter Art

Take Him To A Whorehouse

Hillary Crossover Votes Will Ruin Peden's Ascendancy

Meet the Anti-Condi!

John McCain Hosts Tantric Retreat

Hillary's New Ad May Not Be Complete Political Embarrassment

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Will Hillary Feel Bad If She Loses Tomorrow's Primaries?

Armed Redneck Lady Threatens Danish Journalist Outside Bush's Ranch

Help Dennis Kucinich Remain President Of Cleveland!

Iraq Sex Industry Symbolizes Budding Democracy

Obama May Possibly Somehow Perhaps Testify In Rezko Trial!

Polls Predict Hillary Clinton Will Kick Your Ass In Ohio

Bill Buckley's Death Inspires Latest Banal Kristol Column

Mark Penn: I Had Nothing To Do With This Dumb Clinton Campaign

Obama Prays To Baby Jesus All The Time

Letter From Dallas: Chelsea Clinton, Rob Reiner, And Gloria Steinem Walk Into A Bar

Mike and Janet Huckabee's Sick Roping Fetish

It's 3 a.m., And Fate Of Nation Hangs On Single Political Ad

Barack Obama Refuses To Denounce Or Reject Homicidal Toys

Obama: Bush League

Har Har Har Hillary Is Funny, On TeeVee!

Political Insider: Don't Count Hillary Out, Dumb Heads!

Vapid Campaign Anecdotes Destroy America

George W. Bush's Escape To Waco

Associated Press: Bush Did Not Resign After All, Sorry

Natural Born Citizens

Barack Rips Hillary's Scary Ad With Silly Parody

Meet America's Most Eligible Bachelor Hillary Hater

Magazine Rips Buckley's Legacy, Even Though He Only Died Like Two Seconds Ago

New Republic Investigates NY Times Newsroom Politics Over Single Article, Again

Reggae, Cabodian Rock, Ethiopian Jazz ... And Hillary In Texas!

Furious Kenyan Tribesman Demand Apology From Hillary

McCain's Lock On Nomination Brings In No Money Whatsoever

Is Barack Obama On Happy Pills?

White House Learns From Obama, Horribly Plagiarizes Something

Cartoon Violence Is A-Scared

7 Ways To Win Barack Obama's Heart!

Clinton Campaign Should Stop Releasing Memos, Speaking Words Entirely

Drunk Bush Embarrasses Rice In Front Of Foreigns!

Honoring Dan Quayle, Forgetting Ralph Nader

Why Won't Ron Paul Debate Brilliant, Scholarly Gentleman Chris Peden?

Virginia Is For Pornographers

Wonkette's Advertisers Wear Briefs Over Boxers

McCain's Favorite Charity Is Children's Elitist Liberal Private Schools

John McCain Is A Proud Conservative Liberal

Matt Drudge Coming Back To Hillary's Side

Terrifying Clinton Ad Asks, Who Will Monitor Your Child-Farming Operation?

Giuliani Apparently An Ad Man Now

As Goes Rhode Island, So Goes The Nation

Clinton Will Sue All The Votes Out Of Texas

Happy Leap Day!

Where Did This Obama Basketball Photo Come From?

John McCain's Campaign Would Rather Not Remind You That's He's Really, Really Old

A Children's Treasury of Strange Buckley Eulogies on National Review's Blog

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St. Barack Of Obama Also Walks On Air

The Sequel Is Like The Original, Only Better

Florida Governor Victimized By Even More Unsubstantiated Gay Rumors

Clinton Adviser Ickes Distances Self From Mark Penn, For Obvious Reasons

And Your Deck Of Cards Missing The Jack And The Ace

Cretin Nevada Gov. Jim Gibbons Having 'Family Meeting' To Get Divorced

Obama Writes Open Letter To America's Gays

What Is Mike Huckabee Even Doing These Days?

Buffenbarger Battles 'Roman God Janus' Obama Again

Obama's '80s Fashion: We Are The Sweatervest We Are Waiting For

Could Scary Dr. Ron Paul Keep His House Seat?

Is Texas D.A. Chuck Rosenthal The Worst Person On Earth?

John McCain Needs To Apologize!

McCain Commits Hate Crime On Obama, Again

Liberal Elitist Democrat Wins 'Twenty Dollar' Bob Allen's Florida Seat

Vinegar Joe Lieberman Misses Bill Buckley

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Violent Masturbation Epidemic In Minnesota House Of Representatives

Is John McCain Doomed By His Panamanian Canal Birth?

Mrs. Clinton And Mr. Obama, Making Out On Video!

Angry Paultard Observes Chris Peden Has Not Delivered That Many Babies

John McCain Tangentially Linked To Wonkette Sex Scandal!

The More Things Change

Nevada Governor Jim Gibbons Served With Divorce Papers?

Barack Obama Is Not Amused By Celebrity Magazine Questions

Fake DC Senators Endorse Obama, In Spirit

Rove Dissuades GOP From Rovian Politics

GOP Oddly Employs Tasteless Attack on Obama [UPDATE]

Barack Obama's Dastardly Rage And Corruption Revealed

Meet Ron Paul's Congressional Opponent!

All Branches of Federal Government Prepared To Battle Roger Clemens

Letter From Kenya: Wonkette, Buy Me A Phone!

The Foreigns Vote Early And Often

Introducing the Washington Times' New Unoffensive Style Guide

Larry Flynt, Larry Craig!

Embassy Row, The Fumes They Lay Low

Andrew Sullivan Wins Cleveland Debate

Ben Bernanke To Save America From Stagflation

Elegant, Witty Conservative Writer William F. Buckley Jr. Dies, Leaving No Intellectual Heirs

New York Blogger Starts Internet War Over DC Rat Poster

Bloodthirsty Robot Hoodlums Will Be Terrorists And Soldiers Of The Future

Mark Penn's Bloated Carcass Thrown Under Clinton Campaign Bus

Covered, Kissed, Dead

Is Fox News Smearing Proud Paralympic Athlete As 'Robot'?

Hillary Praises 'Plain Dealer' While 'Plain Dealer' Makes Fun Of Her

Hillary Clinton Claps Like A Seal

Frumpy Tim Russert Examines Barack's Various Prejudices

Post-Coital Liveblogging Of The Last (?) Hillary v. Obama Debate

Hillary Has Thirty Minutes Left To Pull Out N-word

Hillary Mocks Hope, Cackles At Debate

Conspiracists Destroy Hillary With Sexist Commercial Breaks

Hillary Clinton Always Gets The First Debate Question, Jeez!

Liveblogging The Ohio Massacre, Part Two

Liveblogging Hillary and Her Kitchen Sink

'Clinton Campaign Releases New Hispanic Campaign Theme Song'

Tonight: Liveblogging The Last Obama-Hillary Debate!

Nobody's Crying 'Cause There's No One To Score For

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Wash. Times Blames Obama's Lack of Hawkishness on Inexperience

Huckabee Demands Debate Instead of Kindly Asking

The Man From The Foo Fighters Is Pretending To Run For President

Political Pyramid Scheme Likely To Raise Millions From Paultards

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Inspirational Hobbit Saves Hillary Clinton's Campaign

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Hijab Hillary: Mrs. Clinton Wears Muslim Thing!

Should Barack Hold On While They're Coming?

An Exciting Opportunity To Be Larry Craig's Summer Intern!

Republicans' Crazy Racism And Sexism Survey, Revealed!

Ice Queen Dana Perino Dismisses Vaguely Legal Question With 'I'm Not a Lawyer'

Monica Goodling To Wed!

Clarence Thomas Enters Year Three Of 'Silence Strike'

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Who Is This Mysterious Edwards08, And Whom Will It Endorse?

Press Is Mad That Obama Won't Pay Attention To Them

Spoiler No More

A Very Special Sneak Preview Of Paultard Nation's Flag

Gennifer Flowers To Sell Historic Clinton Phone Sex Recordings

Non-Patriotic, Plus Bad For America!

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Giuliani Leaves $9 to $11 Million Dollars In Campaign Funds Behind

John McCain Sends Babies To Iraq For One Thousand Years

Hillary To Dominate Dealbreaking Rhode Island Primary

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Poison Satellite Could Reign In Terror For Weeks

Mike Huckabee Brings Campaign Of Miracles To Rhode Island

Hillary Campaign Blames Obama For Hillary Campaign Sending Funny Obama Picture To Drudge Report

Condi Encounters Half-Naked Tribal Leaders in Africa

Bill Kristol Column Worse Than Non-Existent Krugman Column

Ron Paul 'Supporters' Don't Vote

David Vitter Tormented, Vicki Iseman Torments

Brilliant Strategy Document Reveals Secret 'Defeat Obama' Plan

Obama & Hillary Agree: Nader Blows

Clinton Supporter Stabs Obama Supporter

And All Us Mortals Struggle So

GOP Holds Focus Groups To Develop New Code Words

Dire Paultards Consider 'Sessession' Options

Mitt Romney Will Still Be Our President

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Clinton Staffers Pull Trigger On Hilarious Racism

French President Insults Some Guy, In French!

Clinton Staff Turning Into Pack Of Winos

Next President Will Likely Be Member Of Leftist Cult

Executive Pipe Dreams

John McCain Is Legally Too Old For Most Important Jobs

Ralph Nader Saves America From Corporates

Washington Post Claims Hillary Is Wonkette!

George W. Bush Is President Of Africa

In Urdu, the Word 'Junoon' Means 'Obsessive Passion'

Thanks for the Explanation

Does Michelle Obama's Insightful Senior Thesis Play Race Card?

Hillary Clinton Takes On Some Cowboy... Voice... Thing

Two Very Important Things To Know About Disgraced Congressman Rick Renzi

If We Put Our Hands Together, Will God Make Huckabee President?

Ray Nagin May Very Well Kill Us!

John McCain Does Not Accept Bribes From Forests, Destroys Them Instead

A Photographic Chronicle Of Debate Night In Austin, Texas

NYT Defends That Stupid John McCain Sexy Lobbyist Whore Story

John McCain's Campaign, Life Completely Run By Lobbyists

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Morons To Save America By Taking Mass Sick Day

Ted Kennedy Wins Mexican Voters' Hearts With Glorious Song

'Federal Officials' Demand Weapons Check End At Dallas Obama Rally

Toxic Hell Satellite To Poison Small English Hamlet?

Sexy Lobbyist Whores Continue To Invade Congress

Cartoon Violence Knows What's Really Going On

Ted Stevens Will Be Permanent President Of Alaska

Wonkette Sponsors Did NOT Have Sex With That Lobbyist

Evil NYT Police State 'Censoring' Paul Krugman

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Grover Norquist Hired Illegal Alien For Back-Breaking Lobbyist Work

Texas Debate Wrap-Up: We Cannot Live On Chicken And Beer Alone

Debating The Debate

Hillary Plagiarizes John Edwards, Bill Clinton

Post Debate Hooters Filing: Observe David Axelrod's Head!

Are Hillary And Barack Having Corrupt Lobbyist Sex Too?

Tonight's Loser Jab At Obama

This Primary Season Needs To End Immediately

Obama & Hillary's Texas Democratic Orgy Continues

Liveblogging The Border State Bordertacular!

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Blurry Phone Pix From Austin Obama Orgy!

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Liveblogging The Texas Concealed Weapon Showdown

Ron Paul Is the Secret King Of The Texas Debate!

Diabolical Huckabee's Dirty Fingerprints Are All Over McCain Smear

House Republicans Are Insane About Surveillance Bill

Tonight: Live Texas Liveblogging From The Dem Debate

Afghanistani Bigfoot Takes Heroic Senators Hostage!

Disconnect These Cables, Overturn These Tables

Moron Details Importance of Victimized 'Angry White Man'

Somebody Took The Lord's Name In Vain!

Is Turkey Not an Obama Fan?

Hillary Loses Herself Into Lead

Obama Is President of the WHOLE WORLD

George Bush Dances, In Africa!

Hispanic Family Still Likes Hillary

John McCain Rides Sexy New Surge Of Popularity

Why Did The Times Publish This Funny Story About John McCain's Sex Affairs?

Child Superdelegate Dumps Chelsea, Endorses Obama

Rahm For Veep, Fidel For President

Your Constitution Forbids Voting For Ladies

Helen Thomas Still Hates Bush, Loves (John) Kennedy

Did God and Huckabee Set McCain Up?

FEMA's Tips For Encountering a Poison, Crashing Satellite

Dumb Tele-Town Hall Craze Sweeping Nation Of Idiots

John McCain Did Not Have Relations With That Strumpet

Oh Hey Two Other States Are Voting On March 4!

Salacious Scandal And Innuendo At Last!

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Did McCain's Lobbyist Girlfriend Betray Him For Bush?

John McCain's Long Career Of Sleazy Lies, Semi-Affairs & Total Corruption

Free Info Sesh!

How Is Clinton Going To Pretend To Recover?

Texas State Senator Responds To Chris Matthews' Hilarious Assault

George W. Bush Sinks To Lowest Low of Lows In Polls, Ever

Ain't Got No Soul, No No No No

Bill O'Reilly Is Latest Moron To Use 'Lynch' Metaphor While Discussing Famous Black Person

Stop Barack Obama Before He Steals (Words) Again!

Another Ancient Union With Funny Name Endorses Obama

Bush Tries Funny, Colbert Portrait Lingers

New Pro-Hillary 527 Isn't Nearly Mean Enough To Be Funny

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The Foreigns Present: Your Guide To The Hellholes

Barack Obama's Secret Jewish Communist Origins Revealed!

Dumb Clinton Surrogate Unleashes Funny Attack on Obama

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Obama Pens Column About That Public Financing Mini-Crisis

Which Obama Impersonator Will Be Elected President Of 'Saturday Night Live'?

Hillary Making Play For Latest Firewall, Vermont

The Best Hypothetical Mark Penn Spins for Hillary's Loss

Tenfer Tenpeat Tentacular!

Mike Huckabee, In Close Discussions With Ego, Determines That Ego Does Not Like Campaigning

To Win, John McCain Must Lose (His Soul)

Clinton Says Her People Didn't Make Plagiarism Charge Against Obama

Obama 77%, Hillary 23% In Early Hawaii Reporting

Report From Maui: Record Turnout! Obamaui!

Report From Hawai'i: Barack Will Kill, So Go To Bed

Liveblogging Washington State & Hawaii

Chris Matthews Angrily Harasses Obama Supporter To Death

Barack Goes Negative on Mexico's John McCain

Cable Cuts Off Loser Hillary For Winner Obama

McCain Promises To Fight Change, Eloquence

Liveblogging Hillary's Barack's Latest Loser Winner Speech

Barack Is President of Wisconsin!

Liveblogging the Wisconsin Snowcow Primary, Forever

Could Wisconsin Be Close, And Drag This Thing On For Several Years?

Mike Huckabee Tribute Video, Now Featuring Dinosaurs!

A Cold Day in Wisconsin

Barack Obama Cheats Yet Again

Hey, Who's That Lurking In The Background?

Hawaiian-Cheesehead Liveblogging Tonight!

Vote, Cheeseheads, Vote

Utah Legislator Being Hunted By "Lynch Mob" After Separate Racist Comment

Barack Obama Has a Cold, American Empire Crumbles

No More Train Hijackings: Amtrak Gets 9/11 Security

Hillary SURGING To American Victory!

Michelle Obama's Deep American Shame

Hillary Plagiarizes 'Black' Politician, Too!

The New 'Hillary 4 U & Me?'

Rahm's Funny, Cheney Isn't

New Hillary Ohio Ad Features One Attractive Human

Hillary Denies Stealing Obama's Pledged Delegates, May Be Lying

Paultard March Takes Gospel Star Wars Tone

David Brooks Writes About Some Weird Obama Cancer

Adorable Obama Action Figure Looks Just Like The Real Thing, Only Tiny

Study Shows Texans In League With Satan

Sad Drag Queen Judge Steps Down

Clinton Will Use Ron Paul Delegate Strategy To Clinch Nomination

Hillary Clinton Says Barack Obama Shouldn't Use Words, Money To Campaign

Castro Packs Up His Cigars And Goes Home

Space Shuttle Rushes Home Before Pentagon Blows Up Satellite

Not Quite a Wardrobe Malfunction, But Still Bad

The Strange True Story of George Washington

Blame George Washington For Everything

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Team Hillary Makes Every Voter Feel Important, As Always

Ron Paul Officials Make Fun of Faltering, Pathetic Obama Campaign

America's Oldest Living Ex-President Endorses America's Oldest Presidential Candidate

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Hilarious '07 LOLcats Become Tired, Sincere '08 Obama Cats

Bill Clinton Brawls With Obama Nut!

Bill Kristol Writes Very Special Book Report

FDR, MLK & Thomas Jefferson Furious Over Obama's Plagiarism

Paultards Enraged At Fake City

Ted Stevens Wins Children's Arts and Crafts Contest

Chuck Schumer and Dick Durbin Steam Up 'Meet The Press'!

Mike Huckabee Spotted Returning from Secret Island Jaunt

RNC Outlines How It Will Attack Precious Barry

Dick Cheney's Valentine, Mike Huckabee's So Cheap

America Totally Deserved George W. Bush

Cabal Of Dead Democrats Meeting For Gambling, Larfs

There Will Be Dancing In The Streets Of Lahore Today

Traumatized Writer's Hell-Cruise With Ralph Nader

Thank Your Favorite President With Flowers!

Nancy Reagan Falls Over, But She'll Be Okay

Jack Ruby and Lee Harvey Oswald's 'Kill JFK' Plans Revealed!

Presidents Day Is For Shopping; Election Day Is For Shopping For Presidents

Why Does Jesus Support Child Pornography People?

Barack Obama Demonstrates Ability To Hypnotize Young Voters

Maybe Al Gore Can Still Be President!

An Endorsement Is Not a Vote

McCain Asks Obama To Be Poor With Him

Dick Cheney Enjoys Movie About Evil Oil Business

So This Satellite Bombing Is Actually Happening

Hillary Continues To Be Antichrist Hater of All Positive Things, Destroyer of 'The Good', Breather of Toxic Fire and Generally Speaking, Our World's Satan

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Maryland Republican Lawmaker Caught With Kiddie Porn!

Drunk Federal Judge Arrested In Drag

Paultards Attack Schoolteacher For Random Blog Post

Krauthammer: You Will Regret Making This Witch Doctor Your President

Obama, Japan Loves Its Barry For Obvious Superficial Reason

Famous Rock Band Hates Huckabee Forever

Kenyans Find Obama 'Really Strong And Very Cheap'

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Hillary Must Win 1000% Of Delegates From Now On -- It's Possible!

Super Delegates Abandoning Hillary?

Joe Lieberman Says There's Nothing Like A Nice Relaxing Waterboarding

Venereal Disease, Bourbon Dynasty, 112 & Presidential Affairs

Ray Nagin Whines About Photographers Catching Him Being a Moron

Cartoon Violence Takes The Easy Way Out

That Drunk Jersey Congressman Doesn't Want Highway Named After Him

Putin Makes Weird Penis Joke About Hillary

Paultards Minting Delicious Edible Money

Jenna Bush Wedding Set To Cripple Waco

It's Friday, So At Least That's Nice

Obama And Chafee Are United By Love Of Blow

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Happy Valentine's Day, Muslim Fanatics!

Fox News Covers Black-Hating Woman-Hating 'Cracker Vote'

Immunity for the Persecuted/Prosecuted

Hillary Is President of New Mexico!

Valentine's Day Brings Rare Night of Sex to DC

McCain Thanks Romney With Implicit Hatred

Mike Bloomberg Doesn't Care About Alcoholics

Hillary Clinton Will Make You Sorry You Ever Doubted Her

Ron Paul, The Movie

Do Not Give Your Spare Change To Rudy Giuliani!

Pentagon Will Shoot Down Giant Satellite That Will Kill Us All

Russians Armed & Dangerous Aboard International Space Station

More RNC Valentines For You and Yours

Famous Mormon Mitt Romney To Endorse McCain Today

Meet Ron Paul's Libertarian Son

People Talk Loudly Over Emcee Chris Matthews at Press Dinner

Ohio Voters Poised To Crush Barack Obama's Hope

Top McCain Adviser Will Quit, Because He Loves Obama More

Why Won't Barack Obama Apologize For Nutbag Memphis Flyers?

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Bono's Back, Nicole Kidman Is Valerie Plame

A Very Drunk Valentine From Late Night Shots

All Clinton Team Does Is Fight Each Other, Always

Michele Bachmann Cowers Behind Robot Phalanx To Avoid Voters

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McCain Courts Donors, Evades Grim Reaper

Clinton Secures Endorsement From The Dead

Impoverished Mike Huckabee Pimping Himself Out For Money

Gaming The System

Ethics Committee Slaps Larry Craig With Piece of Paper

Ray Nagin Sets Moral Example For Very Dangerous New Orleans

Everybody Wiretap a Phone, It's Open Season!

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But Mr. Obama, What About The Children?

Black Velvet Bush Administration Will Make Your Eyes Bleed with Joy

New Jersey Names Highway After Drunk Driving Congressman

David Shuster Will Not Be Staked On Hill Of Hungry Ants After All

Every Resident In DC Voted For Barack Obama, Forever

Meet Barack's Family!

C'mon Everybody, Do the Hillary (Dance)!

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The Christian's Case Against Barack Saddam Hussein Obama

Hillary Must Win Every Vote In World To Win

McCain, Love & Code Pink

Hillary Is Being Half-Mean To The Pretty Senator Again!

The Foreigns Are Wild About Barry

Buy A Ron Paul Liberty Edition!

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Mean Old Hillary Clinton Won't Congratulate Hopeful Obama

Washington Post Hails John McCain As Hobbit King Of The Potomac

'People Don't Really Give A Crap Now About Experience'

A Flock Of Paultards Descends On Unsuspecting Tech Security Blog

Andrea Mitchell References The Popular Culture

Chris Matthews Gets A Feeling...Up His Legs

Crab Season Is Over

Obama's Latest Victory Speech: Yes He Can (For The Moment)

Potomac Primary: McCain-Obama's Big Night

Hillary's Weird Speech In El Paso

Fox News: Maryland/DC Traffic Worst Since 9/11!

Ex-Maryland GOP Governor Says Obama Is 'Good Looking, Transparent'

Liveblogging John McCain's Triumphant Paean To Age

Liveblogging Barack's Latest Victory Speech

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Liveblogging Hillary's Latest Concession Speech

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Liveblogging the Potomac Primaries, Part II

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Bill Schneider's Gutter Lingo Demeans McCainiacs

What Is This 'Chinese Bus' You Speak Of?

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CNN Reporter Singlehandedly Ruins Election For Hillary

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Liveblogging the Potomac Primary Massacre

Chris Matthews Asks Tim Kaine To "Speak Southern" For Him

President of America, King of Heaven

Barack Is President of Virginia!

Barack Is Destroying Hillary

We Will Be Liveblogging The Tri-State/District Area Primary Spectacular Tonight!

Mike Huckabee Begs For Water

Mayor Fenty Illegally Campaigns For Obama?

Meet A Very Young Superdelegate!

In German It Means 'Whale's Vagina'

CNN Admits It Has No Idea What's Going On

Paultard March Creates Paultardish March Website

Women 'Coming' To See Barack Obama

Sicko Collected Dead Presidents' Hair For Fun

MIKE HUCKABEE STATUE STRUCK BY LIGHTNING

Hillary And Paul Krugman To Take Over Wisconsin With Mandates

Washington Caucuses Teach Mike Huckabee The True Meaning Of Math And Counting

John Kerry Actually Hates Environment

Ron Paul Plans March on Washington!

Madame Tussauds Creates Wax Demons of Democrats

Which Presidential Candidate Will Your God Favor?

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What Is a Bill Clinton Stump Speech Like?

Al Gore Will Be Our Next Vice President, Again

The Biggest Loser

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The Kids Totally Love This President Guy!

People Still Like Bill Clinton

It's Official: GILF Sarah Palin Is America's Hottest Governor!

If The Clintons Lose, There Will Be Nothing

John 'Frankenstein' Kerry Scares Kids From Polls

The Art of Condi

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Are Obama and Edwards Having Boy Troubles?

'Yes, We Can' Parodies Better Than 'Yes, We Can'

Handsome, Wealthy Man Claims To Be JFK's Love Child

Paultard Digg Hobbits Attack Wonkette!

Hillary Is Funny And Hip, Like America's Children

Flames, Pestilence Complicate Virginia Campaigns

Chinese Spies Learn Every Secret About America, For Only $9.95!

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Ron Paul Hates A Lot Of John McCain

Mike Huckabee Bravely Battles Math

Paultard Motorist Penalized For Massive R[LOVE!]ution Sticker

9/11 To Marry John McCain

...And Barack Drools!

Why Do Manilow Fans Support Hillary Clinton?

Meet Hillary's New Friend And Campaign Manager!

Beloved Democratic Icon Paula Abdul Hearts Hillary Clinton

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Republicans Begin Hilarious Anti-Obama Campaign

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Who Is To Blame For Alan Keyes' Shocking '04 Senate Loss To Obama?

Wonkette Receives Coveted Endorsement!

DC Almost Matters This Year

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Obama Wins Maine, Steals Bill Clinton's Grammy

Barack Obama's Latest Victory Speech

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Liveblogging Barack Obama's Latest Victory Speech

Obama Is President of Nebraska and Washington!

Huckabee Wins Kansas...

Ron Paul Basically Gives Up

Weekend Elections: Kansas, Nebraska, Louisiana & Other Such Places

Conference of Lies. Lies!

Sinister Chalk Vandal Is Loose In DC Parks

Bible Code Wikipedia Game Reveals Who Did 9/11

Fat Klansman Celebrates Defeat of Paultards

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Which Horrific Swamp Beast Would YOU Elect President?

Chris Rock, Rap Rock, Mexican Rock, Etc.

Here's That David Shuster Guy Calling Chelsea a Whore

Did Ron Paul Force Mitt Romney To Quit Race?

The Battle For Huckabee Lane

Fox News Knows About That Democrat, John McCain

Nebraska Inexplicably Gets Rid of Death Chair

Sonic Youth's Kim Gordon Joins Obama Youth

Georgia, Tennessee Wage Second Civil War

Grumpy George Will, Grinning James Carville, Grunty Fred Barnes

Cartoon Violence Just Wants Us All To Get Along

David Shuster To Apologize For Half-Calling Chelsea Clinton a Whore

You're In The Wrong Place, My Friend

Paris Hilton Ends Bid For Presidency!

Clinton's Campaign Leaves Trail Of Filth In Abandoned Offices

AP Lede Of The Year, So Far!

George Bush Saves World With CPAC Speech!

Lincoln Chaffee Might Vote For Obama

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Now That John McCain Is Our President, Who Will Be His Veep?

Contract Work Gets Harder Every Year

Is Bill Kristol Secretly Writing Kansas Paper's 'Obama Is Muslim' Op-Eds?

Mittens Will Always Keep Us Warm

Christian Bummer: Experts Say There's No Heaven

Chelsea Clinton Can't Bring In Old, Young Vote

Kansas Newspaper Sort Of Regrets Calling Obama A Muslim Fanatic

Screwed Rush Limbaugh To Raise Cash For Hillary, Watch Her Lose

They Put Coffee In The Coffee In Brazil

Conservatives Boo, Then Wildly Cheer, 'Mexico John' McCain

Liveblogging The Triumphant Return of John McCain

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Ted Haggard Disappoints America, Again

A Children's Treasury of Disappointed Conservative Crying On The Internet

Drunks Heart Obama

Mitt Quits, A Nation Sobs

Liveblogging Mitt's (Maybe) Quitter Speech

McCain Campaign Fires Alleged Lady-Beater

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Marion Barry Chooses Name Over Race Over Gender!

'Moneybags' Barack Obama Raises $7 Million In Bags of Post-Tuesday Money!

Barack Obama, Cultist

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Hurrah, Another Gay Florida Sex Scandal!

We Will Do What It Takes To Ruin Everything

Brave Newspaper Press Operator Will Stop 'Muslim Fundamentalist' Barack Obama

That Prissy Hillary Clinton Widens Lead?

Late Night Shots Teevee Show Invites All!

Howard Dean To Decide Democratic Nomination!

Hillary Can't Feed Her Own Campaign!

LIBERAL ELITIST WRITER VOTES FOR CLINTON

DC Forced To Deal With Crap, Finally

Obama Girl Is Biggest Fraud Since Theory of Evolution

The Foreigns Love Sex, Drugs, And Organ Sales

'Magical Inkless Pens' Help Obama Carry Nothing In Chicago

McCain Frontrunner Status Will Make Lou Dobbs Our President

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Happy Trent Lott Appreciation Day!

BREAKING ... DRUDGE USING LIBERAL FONT

Clinton's Samoan Triumph

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'Does Anyone Fear That The Internet Will Be Attempted To Be Taken Away From Us?'

John Cougar McCain

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Paultards Preparing Convention Coup

Chelsea Clinton Is Mean To 9-Year-Old Girls

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Romney Possibly Rethinking This Whole Thing

A Valentine's Gift For The Paultard Who Has Everything

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Our National Voting Shame: Nobody Knows When To Do This Crap

When Everyone Wins, America Loses

The Latest Delegate Projections: Obama 841, Clinton 837

Empires Rise, Fall And Still Obama Speaks

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Barry's Giving A, You Know, Very OK Speech!

Obama's Super Tuesday Super Speech!

John McCain Wants You To Get Used To The Idea That He's The Nominee

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Will Make Political Commentaries For Food

California Liveblogging: No Sleep 'Til Guam!

Why Does Chris Matthews Tell So Many Lies?

Hillary Speaks! (So She Can Go To Bed)

Cell Phone Strife At CBS!!

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Liveblogging The Loser Speech Spectacular!

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Mike Huckabee's Making the Speeches

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Liveblogging A Tuesday That Will Live In Infamy

Chris Matthews Warns Howard Fineman About His Pending Death

Mitt Romney Will Be CEO Of Probably Nothing

Liveblogging The Next Thousand Super Tuesday State Results

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How Does Hillary Lose Anything?

Video Proof Of Karl Rove's Sexy New Job On Fox

Obama Supporters Only Cheer When They Know They're On CNN

How Much Does Glenn Beck Hate John McCain?

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Liveblogging 800 States At Once, Forever

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Reactions: Did You Hear About This 'Obamas' Character?

Barack Obama Supports Barack Obama

Barack Obama Is President Of Georgia!

Super Snooze Day

Be Your Own Cable News Producer!

Georgia's Dead Looking For Change

Sucks To Be You, Virginia and Maryland and D.C.

IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND 'WALNUTS!', THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

Barack Obama's Grandmother Chooses Race Over Gender!

Texans Too Stupid To Know When To Vote

'Pinhead' 50 Cent Endorses Hillary, Assumes Obama Gets Shot

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Lonely George W. Bush Gives His Laptop To Congress

Huckabee Is President of West Virginia!

Now Even White Babies Are Voting for Barack

Courting The Sympathy Vote

Which Pollster Will Lose All Credibility Tomorrow?

But What Is He Doing In There?

Hillary to Media: Cough Cough F*** You Cough

Crazy Jesus Guy Bashes McCain for Various Secular Reasons

Send Us Your Stupid/Funny Voting Day Pictures!

The Weathers Will Ruin Our Political Process

Barack Sells Merch, Jenna Getting Hitched

Hey Mitt Romney, Remember How Bob Dole Got To Win a Nominaton That Time?

Paultards Ignite Gang War in LA

Blondie vs. Brownie: A Nation Decides

Bob Dole Does Not Approve Of These Attacks

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Romney Will Be King Of California And Nowhere Else

Super Tuesday Supertacular

David Letterman Gives Hillary One Last Chance To Shine

All You Need Is A Bunch Of Hippie Obama Endorsements

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She Could Go All The Way

Beloved Nixon-Ford Official Tragically Dies At 98

Can't We Just Find Some Hobo On the Street To Be President?

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Mitt Romney To Beat McCain's Head With Silver Medals

Romney Attacks McCain For '04 Ticket That Never Happened!

But Is Barry Maybe Too Much Of A Pussy?

Thank God For The Rain To Wash The Trash Off The Sidewalk

Vote For McCain, Because Some Other Guy Was Also Tortured

Micheeeeeelle!

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Rush Limbaugh Saving World Today

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Mitt Romney Also Not Elected President Of The Mormons

Obama Campaign Sets Magic Number Of Losingness

Obama To Win California (Except Not)

Hillary Clinton Will Maybe Stop Talking Now

Krugman Slightly Bests Kristol This Week

Grandmotherly Senator Mortifies Kentucky Doctors

New York State Farmers Still Love Hillary Clinton

Here Is Some New Wonkette Person!

George Bush's Budget Saves Economy!

Hillary Pre-Election Day Cry For Points: Check

Bill Frist and James Carville Do Coke Together

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Condoleezza's Glamorous World of Dinner Parties & 9/11

Sad Bloombergians Pursue Doomed Enterprise

Ken Burns Should Be So Proud

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Barack Obama Buys Some Super Bowl Fever

LA Times Issues Standard, Condescendingly Liberal Obama Endorsement

Roseanne Barr Sends Thoughts, Finally

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DC Attempts To Be Fun This Weekend

Respectable Wolf Blitzer Gives CNN Biggest Viewship Ever

Wonkette Scores Pyrrhic Victory Against Ron Paul Racing!

Fox News Conducts Most Important and Scientific Poll Of Primary Season

A Variety of Fabricated Reasons That Al Gore Wants To Endorse Obama

Charlie Rangel's Wife Endorses Obama

Ron Paul Wins... The Maine Caucuses! Potentially!

Ron Paul's Aide Calls Him 'Cross Between Bob Marley and Obi-Wan Kenobi'

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Anything You Can Spare For Cartoon Violence

Pick Your Paultard: Britney Spears or Arlo Guthrie?

Our Hero Peggy Noonan Writes World's Best Political Column

John McCain Is President of Washington, DC!

A Good Offense

But Will They Ever Love? Liveblog Part II

It's An Old Fashioned Hollywood Debate!

Barry Moneybags

North Dakota Full Of Cheap Bastards!

Hatred, Venom, Race, Gender, War, Snub, Wrath: Democratic Party Does Hollywood!

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Romney Attacking Woman He'll Never Run Against

Online Boors Ill-Equipped To Assess Political Hotties

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Lobbyists Start Preparing Gift Baskets of Sex for McCain

BREAKING: New Yorkers May Not Be Very Nice

Obama Wins Most Liberal Senator Primary!

Mittens vs. Walnuts: What Is This Thing Called "Camaraderie"?

Analyzing The Larry Craig 'Law & Order' Episode

Latest Beefed-Out Moron Offers Political Opinion

Hillary To Throw Obama Voters From Planes

Obama's Luo Tribesmen Give Campaign $32 Million

Body Language Experts Parse Lame Duck's Sadness

Ronald Reagan Would Fire You All

Wesley Snipes Has Intriguing Views On Tax Law

Bill Clinton Abuses Power for Favors??

Elvis Secretly Alive, Black, Crazy About Hillary

Waterboarding Ended Forever! (For Cows)

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Dig Up Reagan! Liveblogging the GOP Debate II

Reagan Reagan Reagan! Liveblogging the GOP Debate

Obamalot

Obama Finally Growing a Set

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Live From The Reagan Library: GOP Candidates Talking About Reagan!

Oh Good Lord...

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All Polls Must Have White Male Alternative

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John Edwards Accepts Bronze Medal After Year of Denial

Paultard Blimp Rides No More, Feel Free To Sob

Ben Bernanke Saves Economy Again, For Eternity!

School's Out

Who Is More Desperate For Edwards' Endorsement?

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The Top 10 Rudy Giuliani 9/11 References In Global History

ABC News Subliminally Suggests McCain's A Loser

Global Warming Fairies Assess Toll On Football Scores

Wonkette Accused Of Not Loving Hillary Clinton

The Foreigns: It's Funny 'Cause We Don't Know Them

Help Ralph Nader With Email!

U.S. Military Prepares Air Strike On America

Nader Explores Presidential Bid Out of Tradition

Hayden Panettiere and the Perils of Bush Kissing

Obama Gives Friend Tony Rezko His 'Fear Money' Back

THE CORPORATES WIN, FREE DEATH FOR ALL

Count Your Blessings

IT'S OFFICIAL: 9/11 NEVER HAPPENED

McCain Victorious In Florida, Loves Rudy, Because Rudy Will Endorse Him

Rudy Is Talking, IS HE QUITTING?

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Hooray, McCain/Romney Wins Florida!

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Clinton Rally Size Is Proportionate With Nothing

Hooray, Hillary Is President of Florida Again!

Hillary's Win Is Important! After A Little Paperwork, Is All

Shamnetsy, But For Real This Time

Florida Exit Polls Indicate Several Things!

Florida Primary Results Basically Meaningless

What's In That Drink?

San Francisco Voters May Convert Alcatraz Into Sparkly 'Peace Center'

Huckabee's Penis Made of Golf Clubs

Bill Richardson Finally Gets Attention!

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Clintons Continue To Take As Many Political Risks As Possible

'Therapy Dogs' To Stay in Iraq For One Hundred Years

Alan Keyes To Win Nomination in Texas, That's the Ticket

Mitt Locks Crucial Iowa Strumpet Endorsement

That Kansas Governor Lady Has Endorsed Obama

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Checking In With George W. Bush's Very Last Fans

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Sledgehammer Of Reality Can't Crush Ron Paul's Presidency

Which President Will Stop The Killing?

Who Behaved At The SOTU?

NYT Columnist Just Pasting In The Same Crap Every Week

When Animals Attack DC Fundraisers

Americans Somberly Celebrate State Of The Union Binge Drinking

Say Goodbye To Rudy Giuliani, America's Loser

Still Talking

Next Year They Can Attack President WALNUTS!: Liveblogging the Democratic Response

Earmarks! Liveblogging Bush's Lame SOTU, Part II

Liveblogging GWB's Last (Maybe) State Of The Union

Telling You For The Last Time

Leave Al Gore Alone, He's Busy Making Temperatures Go Down

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Iranians' Bike Tour Around World To Get Them Out of Iran

Obamarama

The Eighth Annual G.W. Bush S.O.T.U. Drinking Game

Why Is Socialist Liberal McCain Running In Republican Primary, Anyway?

Hey, That PETA Gal Is Taking Off Her Underwear

Clinton Dismisses Jesse Jackson Comment With Defiant 'Meh'

Kennedys Praise Barry For Being Like Their Family

Washington Post Reveals Bush Will Be President Forever

Rudy Somehow Touting His Complete Lack of Support

Bill Kristol Didn't Have Worst NYT Column Today!

Katie Couric Is Washington's Queen Of Hearts

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Condoleezza Dream Team: McCain and Rice '08!

Just Ask This Sad Baby: Ron Paul Can't Lose!

Everyone's Favorite Tony Rezko Gets Arrested

Toni Morrison Wants First Real Black Contender Instead Of First First Lady of First Black President To Be Second Black President In First Black-on-Black Presidential Race

The State of the Union is Boring

'The Kennedy Who Survived' To Endorse Barry

Angry Obama Finally Learns To Use 'Code Words'!

Obama's Victory Speech From South Carolina

Hillary & Bill Face South Carolina ... From Nashville

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Barack Obama Is Giving The Speech Of His Life ... It's Good!

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Party With John Edwards!

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S.C. LANDSLIDE: BARRY OBAMA WITH 70%

BARACK OBAMA IS PRESIDENT OF SOUTH CAROLINA

BREAKING: JENNA BUSH WEDDING SHOWER, AT WHITE HOUSE!

It's South Carolina Democratic Primary Day!

Wonkette Is Honored To Be Nominated (For The Bloggies)

Every Good Thing Must Come to an End

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People Still Whining About Mean Old Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton Loses Temper Over Wonkette Sponsors

Florida Fat Cats Pulling Out All Stops For Voter Turnout

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Chuck Norris Boycott To Disrupt Global Markets

Famous Liz Kucinich Accompanies Husband To Some Work Function

Preppies Take On Karl Rove

Romney Whines About How Laying Off Workers Makes Him Sad

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Bono, Hugo & Al

Ghostly Voice Gives Mitt Romney Some Debate Help

Chelsea Clinton Learns to Speak, Like the Humans Do

Striking Comedy Writers Come Begging Favors From Washington

Roberta McCain Admits No One Likes Her Son, Continues to Live

Cartoon Violence vs. the 22nd Amendment

Paultards Consider Acting Like Human Beings, a.k.a. 'Sheep'

New York Times Wishes All Best To Rudy F****** Giuliani

We Got Your Stimulus Package Right Here

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Florida Retirement: Liveblogging the GOP Debate, Part II

Grumpy Old Men: Liveblogging the Florida GOP Debate

This Florida Life: Boca Raton Welcomes Republicans!

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Being Black, Measuring Drapes and Other Disqualifiers

Louisiana Caucus Is Stupid, Inane Ritual

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Tonight: Will Ron Paul Make Rudy Cry Like A Little Girl?

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Soylent Green Is People

Rudy Collapse Continues To Get Funnier

John Edwards Releases Most Irritating Ad Ever

Detroit Mayor BUSTED For Screwing Chief of Staff

Clintons Still Care About Black Carolina?

Dennis Kucinich Will Single-Handedly Impeach Bush

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Barry Whines About Free Meals

Kent Brockman With A Special Live Report From Washington

McCain Soars On Glorious Wings of Magnificent Ancient Pheonix!

Bill Clinton Lies To 5-Year-Olds, Too

Crazy God People To Protest Heath Ledger's Funeral

Romney Headquarters Burglarized Again Because People Know He's Rich

Bipartisan Congress Saves American Economy!

Everyone On Planet Hates Mitt Romney

Holding Their Horses

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Inside the GOP Florida Debate's Swag Bag

Fred Thompson Should've Worn His Supporters' Stupid Hats

U.S. Military Escorting Alien UFOs Over Texas

Bill Clinton Likes Candidate Fighting, Dislikes Candidate Fighting

Mitt Romney To Pander Economy Back On Track

They Never Even Played A Show, You Can't Hear 'Em On The Radio

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Paultards Continue To Scare Regular Human Beings

John McCain Vaguely Indirectly Compares Putin to Hitler

AL GORE FINALLY GIVES ENDORSEMENT...

Rudy Looking To Win Porn Star Hurricane Vote In Florida

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Internal Paultard Chaos Erupts Over Possible Astronaut Endorsement

'Hillary Boy' Doesn't Even Like Hillary, Is Worthless

Brokeback Bush Heartbroken Over Heath, Cancels Dope Ceremony

The Foreigns Live Forever In The Shadow Of Dennis Thatcher

Loser Huckabee Reverts To Poor Back Alley Preacher

We Are All Jesse Ventura, Or Tom DeLay

Shocking Study Suggests Bush & Cheney Sorta Lied About Iraq!

Barry Wants To Spread Healthcare Somehow, Or Not, Whatever

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Dr. Ron Joins Fellow Crazies At Abortion Rally

Osama Bin Laden Found, On Mars!

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Sell, Sell, Sell NOW!

Barry's New Attack Dog is a Pug

Florida Report: Deface Cars For Ron Paul!

Happy Abortion Day!

But the Real News is Heath Ledger

John Edwards Doppelgangers To Have Even More Sex

Hey Rudy, We Made You a Winning Advertisement!

The Clintons Have So Gotten In Barry's Head

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Clinton's Rezko SMASH

Bad News For Rudy Is America's New Favorite Thing

Barry's Walmart SMASH

Strip Clubs On Fire

Mourning Foxy Old Dilettante Fred Thompson

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Barry's Clinton SMASH

Make Obama 'Shoot' Hillary With 'Paint Balls'

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Ron Paul More Likely To Be President Than Newyorko-fascist

Mittens Spent Life In 'Real Economy'

Man Had Sex, Drugs, And Other AWFUL Things With Obama, Of Course

To Answer a Paultard's Question

Bill Clinton Itching, Clawing, Hurting, Crying To Be President Again

Bono Will Save Washington, Again!

Mitt Thinks MLK Should Stop Impregnating Girls

Fred Thompson Vanishes Off Face of the Earth

Oh Great, The Stockbrokers Are Praying

Financial Panic(!) To Steal Our Babies, Kill Concept of Fun

Ben Bernanke Saves Collapsed U.S. Economy!

Watch Out Boy, She'll Chew You Up

Sit Down, We're Tired: Liveblogging SC's Dem Debate, Part III

South Carolina BBQ: Democrat Debate Deathmatch

Palmetto Shuffle II: Liveblogging the Democrat Debate

Rudy Will Be President of Our Memories

Happy Last Year of George W. Bush!

Mittens Asks Black People 'Who Let the Dogs Out?" And Then Woofs

France's First Girlfriend: Pregnant, Or Did She Eat One Grape?

Tonight's Debate: Will Democrats Win Over Blacks?

Oprah Winfrey: Race Gender Traitor!

A Quick Word About Martin Luther King Jr.

We're Missing Cheney E-mails That Might Implicate Him? LIES!

Terrorists Strike 9/11's Campaign Again

Imagine If On 9/11, In New York City, You Had To Dodge Paultards While Fleeing the Wreckage

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Obama's Little Boy Speechwriter Has Name of Famous Actor

Barry Engages President's Wife's Husband

Condi: 'I'm Not Good with Animals'

Shots Ring Out In The Memphis Sky

Barack Obama's Hawaiian Freedom March

MLK Holiday Spectacular: What Happened In Nevada?

'Nobody Understands What A Caucus Is'

Liveblogging McCain's S.C. Victory Speech

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Elderly Maverick 'Walnuts' McCain Won't Go Away

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Carl Cameron Has a BLOG?

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Mitt Really Excited About Nevada

Duncan Hunter FINALLY Quits

McCain and/or Huckabee Win(s) South Carolina, Maybe!

Important Political Insight From Mark Halperin

Inside The Casino Caucus

An Ugly AP Photo of Every Major Presidential Candidate Today

Shocking Video Proves Dumbness of Caucus

Hillary Forever: Liveblogging the Casino Caucus!

Huckabee 'Spiritually Raping' South Carolina

Crushing Victory For Hillary With 50.05%

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Massive Fraudulent CIA-backed Voting Machine Conspiracy in SC

But Does He Have Any Black Babies?

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And The Dealer Keeps On Joking As He Takes My Last Token

Nevada Caucus Can't Compete With Reno Santa

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Sooo, About that New Job at Wonkette

Music and Politics Collide Again

Dean Hrbacek, Republican for Congress

Huckabee To Only Ban Sins Involving Gay Sex

Living in Excess Isn't Free

When's My Money Coming?

Ireland, Singapore To Vote Tomorrow

Chelsea Clinton Likes Her Mom!

Tucker Carlson Spotted Naked

George Clooney Named U.N. 'Messenger of Peace'

Proud Naval Tradition May Fade Away

Brother, My Cup Is Empty

Crazy Gunman Arrested Near Bastion of Democracy!

Hillary Opens Up to Oprah Tyra About the BJ Thing

Go See Dave Barry Do His DC Show, For Free!

Someone Needs a Cold Shower, New Underwear

Closeted Homosexuality Endorses Mitt In South Carolina

Plague of Plastic Fetuses Reminds Racine of Its Sins

Fred Thompson Doesn't Care About Black People

Romney Will Bequeath Personal Fortune to Tiny Little Man

Benpelosi: Washington's Hot New 'Item'

McCain to Fix Economy With Greenspan's Corpse

McCain Getting More Attractive By the Minute

Rudy. Fight. Old Prohibition Crime Bosses. Win.

Cartoon Violence Blinded Me With Science

Hillary, Mittens Lead Big Vegas Polls

Ron Paul Probably Not As Racist As This Other Guy

Barry's High School Yearbook Shot

How the Game Is Played

Steven Howard Should Probably Watch His Back

Rejoin the Confederacy If You Love It So Much

Remember, Remember The First Perv of Blowvember?

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John Edwards Says, Me Too!

Romney, Reporter Mix It Up in Staples

Ca-pill-tulation

Vietnam Veterans Against McCain Is a Lie

Huck Wants A Flagpole In The Ass of Every American

Shocking Video Proves FOX Newsman Carl Cameron Is A Demon

This Humor Wasn't Humanizing

Thompson To Save Economy With 'Law & Order' Joke

They Don't Have to Walk, So Long As They Can Shoot

The Undertaker Hacks Duncan Hunter's Playpen

That's What I Like About the South

Chris Matthews Worships Trent Lott

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A Conversation Between Friends

Bernanke Rebuffs Bush, Backs Dems?

Only Mitt Romney Can Fix the Chairs in Washington

Bush Uses Play Sword To Accomplish Middle East Peace

Will Polaroid Liz Get a Blimp Ride?

No One Has Ever Been Funnier Than Hillary Clinton!

Jizzuary Storm!

Bushies May Scuttle Dulles Rail Extension

Huckabee Pulls a Santorum

Prize Fighter Refuses To Shame Himself With Ron Paul Tattoo

Unwanted Pregnancy is the New Abortion

Bob Jones University To Go Paultard?

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Barry Wants To Be Ronald Reagan... But Who Doesn't?

Jenna, Henry Pick a Date to Continue Dynastic Planning

Safer Than a Tubesock

Orange-Headed Anti-Mexican CNN Elitist Is Your New President!

Goodbye and Good Riddance, Las Vegas (Until Saturday)

Overcompensating? Really?

You Need Mittens to Turn Back Time

Time For A Change, Nevada: Squirrel '08

If Trucks Ran On Puppies, Texas Would Drive Them Still

Republicans Have Stimulus Plans, Too

Mitt Romney Has A Supporter In Nevada

Marines Have Plenty of Money, Few Marines

Bill Clinton Is So Very Hungry

'Granny Warrior' Paultards Shot Down by PayPal

Pelosi Already Checked The Computers For Porn, Ok?

It's So Hard to Tell Sometimes

Cabs Cost Less Now, So Go Ride In One

Who Really Is Supporting the Terrorists

Barry's New Ad Is Sorta Cool Looking

Florida Doesn't Count In This Race Either

Democrats Become Total PAYGO Sluts

Intellectual Young'un Ezra Klein Thinks World of Tim Russert [UPDATE]

Maureen Dowd Owes Bush Her Soul

Chris Matthews, Pat Buchanan Fight to Death Over Mittens

Pot Prices to Go Up, Ron Paul Still Going Down

Fox Still Hates Ron Paul, Forum Declares War on Eeyore

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John Edwards, Now HE Knows Black People

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Hillary, Barry & John's Hippie Threesome

The Blimp Thing, It's Still Flying In South Carolina

The Foreigns: First Ladies GONE WILD!

The Sarkozys' Honeymoon

WALNUTS! Calls Mitt Mexican, He Must Be Punished!

Seriously Though, This Is Bad for Hillary

ACLU Protects Craig, 'Rights' of Gay Bathroom Sex

Hillary Reams Bush About Oil

But He's Black. Black!

Hillary, John & Barry Put Vegas To Sleep

Liveblogging The Post Debate Psychobabble

Nobody For President: Liveblogging America's Longest Debate

Liveblogging Vegas: The Sleepiest Debate

A Liveblog of Huckabee, WALNUTS! and Mittens' Simultaneous Acceptance Speeches

Liveblogging the Greatest Ever Kucinich-Free Dem Debate

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Why Is Mark Halperin Naked On His Website?

This Debate Will Never Start

Evil Nevada Supreme Court Backs Fascist MSNBC: Kucinich Is Out Again!

Hillary Takes Surprise Lead Against 'Uncommitted'!

Obama Supporters Are Outrageously Sincere

Mittens Leading Exit Polls, Probably Will Lose Now

Edwards Already Won & Lost In Nevada

Wonkette to Take on Nevada, Michigan Tonight

Randy Newman Makes Liberals Look Crazy at Macworld

Thanks for the Bombs, You're Not Getting Our Oil

Like a Beautiful Diamond, Iraq is Forever

Bloomberg's Imaginary Run Tanks in New York

"Hillary The Movie" Probably Not Coming to a Theatre Near You

The Kuciniches Will Always Have a Home Here

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Mitch McConnell May Imagine Killing Dogs, Too

Bush: "I'm... a... warmonger"

Riding the Train to Hell

Live Nevada Coverage From An Empty Press Warehouse

Debate Encourages Ad Hominem Racial Attacks

MLK To Spend MLK Day Being Dead

Kerry Drinks More Obama Juice, Detoxes Obama

I Appreciate the Notice

More Evidence That Mittens Is 'Common Man'

Emptying Our Jails of the Foreigns

Why Michigan Is Such a Big Freaking Deal

McCain Gives Thumbs-Up to Immigrant Cannon Fodder

CNN Goes There

Bill Clinton Still Making Ladies Weak in the Knees

McCain Targets *BLACK BABY* Military Crowd in SC

A Children's Treasury of Funny Wire Photos From Bush's Trip to Saudi Arabia

One African-American's Tribute to Bob Johnson, "Responsibility"

Romney Cares About [Governor's Mansion in] Michigan

Hillary Attacks Race of "Uncommitted"

Race for Lantos' Seat Begins, Basically Ends

NBC Ordered To Allow Sweet Dennis

Send In The Canadians

Clinton Lays Claim and/or Waste to California

Spread the Surge

Green Party Exists, Few People Notice

Chuck and Huck Planning Massive Kegger in Texas

Faerie Tales and the Modern Neo-Con

Rudy Pretends To Like Jesus in Florida

You Never Listened to Me

Lewinsky Scandal Celebrates 10 Years of Easy Head!

Drunk Drivers on Jihad Against Candidates' Kids

Old Media Tries to Be Less So, Throws a Party

Tina Brown Still Alive, Writing

Live Wonkette Nevada Debate/Caucus Coverage, Tomorrow!

Massive Clinton 'Racism' Kills Support Among Black Voters

Mittens to Singlehandedly Save U.S. Auto Industry

McCain Is Laziest Ad Maker Ever

Avoid Recession, Buy More Stuff!

Christopher Hitchens Wins His War ... On Smoking

NM State Employee Penalized For Hilarious Obama Bashing

Losing Makes Edwards Un-Hot!

Nut Who Proposed To Hillary Is A Nut

Hey, Look, It's 'Fruity Giuliani'

Paultards 'Freak Out' NH Clerk

'Filipino Monkey' Nearly Tricks America Into World War III

Mitt's Website Has Never Heard of This 'Mitt' Character

Well, Well, Well... It's the Condibot!

The FBI Agent and the Naughty Librarians

WALNUTS! Is Winning Everything, Run!

The Truth Or Whatever

Sidney Blumenthal Locked Up For Drunk Driving

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Wonkette's Polaroid Heroine Celebrated by Washington Post

GOP Voters Having More Sex ... But Sex With What?

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Nevada Caucus Is Cruel To Observant Jews

Kosovo to Declare Independence, Have Hot PM

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George W. Bush Is A Battered Spouse

Skeletor Rides Again

John McCain Is A Mexican

There's No Crying in Wonkette Sponsors

Rudy to Retire in Florida

Snow in Baghdad Brings Break From Dying

Meet Their Demands, Obtain a Higher Standard

Bush: 'Change' Just Means They Like Me More

Michael Bloomberg Does Nothing Again

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Diagnosis Fred

Crazy Vampire Lady Endorses Hillary Clinton

Chris Matthews Defends His 'Hillary Studies' Scholarship

Our Hero Peggy Noonan Praises Wonkette

Libertarians Would Like Ron Paul to Go Back to Being a Republican

Thin-Skinned Catholics Offended by 'Deep Fried Christ'

Roseanne Barr Slams Chauvinist Conservative Oprah

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Ron Paul Is The Hobbit King

George W. Bush Also Solves the Holocaust

Well, No Wonder

Cartoon Violence Explains It All

But John Edwards Was a Lawyer

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Fred Thompson Shilling for Gas Money

Hillary Plays House With Random Mexicans in Vegas

Rudy Unable to Pay Anyone Anything

Don't Piss Him Off

Gipper-Esque

South Carolina BBQ: GOP Debate Wrapup Horror

Palmetto Shuffle: Liveblogging These Sad Old Losers

Brit Hume Live! Liveblogging the FOX/GOP/SC Debates

Coming Soonest: Thrilling Live-Blog GOP/FOX Debate Action

Another Man Tries to Give Liz Sausage

Guns and National Parks: The Perfect Combination

Wonkette Asks, Tells on Army Medic

Rove Takes Aim at Barry's COUGH COUGH BLACK COUGH Basketball Days

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Driving In Virginia May Not Cost Your Soul Anymore

IRS Wants... To Pay You?

Hey Glenn Beck, How Was Your Butt Surgery?

Republican Lawyer Laughed Out of Court by Republican Judges

An Important Message from Richard Viguerie by Richard Viguerie

Senator Norm Coleman's Wife Now Available For 'BLO & GO'

Bush Wonders What All the Fuss is About

Obama vs. Gregory: The Dance-Off

Vermin Supreme In It To Win

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It's Good to Have Minions

Hillary To Be V.P. But Then The Man President Dies, Nut Reveals

Hey Now John Kerry, I Smell Ulterior Motives

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Rudy. Tested. Ready. Gonna Lose.

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Clinton Makes Fun of Edwards, Which is Fine

All Obamaworld Citizens To Be Branded

MSNBC to Survive on Other Outlets Making Fun of It

Earth To Be Awesome Soon As Bush Is Gone

Howie Kurtz Compares Bad NH Coverage to Epic Natural Disaster

This Guy Endorses That Guy

All Kinds of Assertions, All Kinds of Mistakes

Scaredy Cats at Fox News Appease Paul

Richardson Not Gonna Be President

Andrew Cuomo Uses Phrase That Made Some People Uncomfortable

It's My Party, I'll Cry If I Want To

Mittens, They Hardly Knew You

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The Day the Music Died

Nevada Bartenders for Obama!

They All Must Feed

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This Must Be Embarassing

Barbie Girl, Barbie World

Voter Fraud, Voter ID, SCOTUS and Shades of Jim Crow

Olmert Praises Bush, World Vomits In Own Mouth

Barack Obama Has Sissypants Secret Service Protection

Not Feeling the Hilla-fever

The Foreigns TV: Sex 'n' Violence!

Bill Richardson's Dual Loyalties on Teevee

Various Anecdotes About This Creepy State

Fake American Video Shows Iranian Boats Driving In Circles

Obama Girl Gets Cameramen and 'Grips' Hot in New Hampshire

Jenna Bush's Secret Tune-Up?

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Men's Genitals the Latest Kenyan Battlefront

Remembering Our Greatest Ever New Hampshire '08 Primary

Liveblogging Hillary's Incredible Victory Speech From N.H.

Cry Those Tears of Dead Hope! Cry, Cry My Children!

John Edwards Still Losing, Kind of a Dick

N.H. Picks HILLARY, Because OBAMA Is A Loser!

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And There's Not Even Alcohol Here

Barack, Expectations and Winning New Hampshire

The Sound Of Them Sucking: Liveblogging New Hampshire

The REAL Winner of New Hampshire

An Interview With Political Reporter Choire Sicha

Victory For Walnuts! McCain Is 'Comeback Geezer'

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Mitt Romney Blandly Concedes

Liveblogging Comment Orgy: New Hampshire Edition

A Polaroid of Liz Playing with Obama's Bomb Dog in New Hampshire

BREAKING: RON PAUL COULD BEAT RUDY 9IU11ANI

BIG NIGHT FOR WALNUTS! MCCAIN WINS N.H.

(UPDATED at 8:11 ET)

Polls Are Almost Closed! Big Night For Duncan Hunter!

Live New Hampshire Primary Results Super Team Coverage Alert!

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The Story of Dennis & Liz

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Politico's Bullshit Reporting Can't Stop This Eff

Hazy Sources Mean Better Stories!

The More You Know

Sully Blows Minds With His Knowledge

Ron Paul's Hilarious Newsletters Also Hate MLK

I Double Dog Dare You

Boys Don't Cry, Win The Primary

Dennis Kucinich Is Too Cool For Your Stupid American Presidency

Obama Is a New Kind of Candidate with the Old Kind of Staffers

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Rudy Sheds Only the Manliest 9/11-y Tears

TV Reporter Proves Political Viability With Stupid, Pointless Stunt

New Hampshire Shocker: Too Many Voters, Not Enough Ballots!

Thanks For Bringing A Pizza To The Wheelchair Guy, New Hampshire!

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Mittens Just an Excited "Guy From Detroit"

George Allen Denies Us The Chance To Laugh Again

Steve McMahon Only 75% Asshole

Don't Ask, Don't Tell? More Like, Don't Pay Attention.

Bush White House Blamed For Lack of Kennedy Parties

Polaroids of Liz With Various Powerful Douchebags In New Hampshire

WALNUTS! It's More New Hampshire Crazies

McSlappy Love Cops, Strippers

Oh Yeah, Today's The Day For That Thing

Barack Obama Heckled by Fetus Lovers

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Sweet Emotion

Neener, Neener, "They" Made Hillary Cry

Bush's Light-Hearted Jokes Are Still Terrifying

Howard Stern Loves Ron Paul

Will Hannah Montana Get Her Cheney Care?

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Lou Dobbs, President of the United States

Sorry About That Rigged Election

Paultards Fight Hucklers Fight Sean Hannity

Hillary Is the Candidate for Change (-ing History)

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Have You Ever Noticed How Minorities Have Black-Sounding Names?

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The War Was Fine, It's the Peace Bush Messed Up

Does Huckabee Owe His Success To George Foreman's Grill?

Edwards, America Prefer Simple Stories

Glamorous Mitt Romney Writes For Glamour

Wonkette Baracks The Caucus!

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Meet President Ron Paul's Cabinet

Romney Goons Attack Helpless Old McCain Signs!

Bill Kristol Spews, America Heaves

BREAKING ... DRUDGE WORRIED FOR HILLARY!

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Wonkette's Weekend In New Hampshire

New Hampshire Shuffle

Condi's Saddest Condiweek Launches Condiweek '08

How Do You Say "Rebound" in French?

Romney/Tancredo: The Ticket for Change

SOS SOS SOS

It's Official: Ron Paul Has No Power Over Blimp

The Most Important City in the World?

While We Were Away...

Open Thread for Republican Facebook Pokey Chat [Update: Teh Demrats Too]

Big Afterparty at Rudy's; No Brown People Allowed

Newfound Sympathy for New Hampshirianites

NH Dems Hate Hillary! (Or Some Obama Punks Just Booed Her)

America, Huck Yeah!

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Bush Stayed Up For Iowa, Doesn't Lose Sleep Over Other Things

Hillary Is What Hillary Says She Is

Hsu Gets 3 Years, Earns Gangsta Cred

Turn that Frown Upside Down!

Dana Perino Spotted Not Commenting on Something

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Wacky Dictator Tells Bush To Get Bent

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Bill and Hillary's Creepy Neighborhood of Murder

Wonkette Awkwardly Heads to New Hampshire

Andrew Sullivan's War On TV Writers

Biden, Dodd Grudgingly Return to Constituent Service

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Scarlett Johansson Also Leading Hillary Now

Mittens' Virtue to Triumph Field's Pandering

A Children's Treasury of Overblown Huffington Posts About Obama's Victory

The Ter'rists are Coming! The Ter'rists Are Coming!

Obama a Super God, or Merely "Iowa Snow King"?

Sad Hillary's Sad Message To Sad Supporters

Huckles Feels Like a Horse!

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Hillary's Loss Forces Risky "Answering" of "Questions"

Cartoon Violence Could Go Either Way

Wait, Remember Him? He's Still the President

Chris Matthews To Write Own Version of Bible Where Obama Is God, Jesus, Moses

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Whatever, Iowa's Soooo Unimportant

The Amazing Underdog Tale of Mittens

Hillary Is Very Excited About A Generic Democrat President

Liveblogging the Iowa Pie Orgy: Apocaucus Now!

And a Merry Fifth Place to Ron Paul!

Obama Not Beloved by the Elderly

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Watch Out, America: Barry Obama Is Bringing Some Kind of Vague Change

Bill Bennett Praises Obama For Not Acting Too Black

Mike Huckabee's Peculiar Victory Speech VERBATIM

John-Boy Is All Growed-Up (UPDATED with Video!)

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Two Americas: Christian Ex-Fatso Is America's New Reagan!

Giuliani Doesn't Have Teh Aidz

BIDEN, MEXICAN PERSON IN DEAD HEAT

MSNBC, CNN Call It for Barack

Dodd May Drop Out, Anyone's Game Now

BREAKING: CNN Projects Huckabee & Real Jesus To Beat Romney

It's Not Looking Good For Chris Dodd

Pundits Calling "RAPTOR JESUS" Landslide

Worse Than Kenya: Guy In Des Moines Raises Both Hands

First Iowa Results: John Edwards Wins White House!

Live From The Internet: Wonkette's Iowa Caucus Pie Party

Mitt Romney Attempts Joke, Just Like the Humans Do

The Iowa Caucus Skinny (According to Des Moines' Craigslist)

Ongoing Wonkette Iowa Caucus Coverage

Our Poor Intern's Account of a Summer in Iowa

Iowa Sandwich Night

Kucinich Sues Texas Democrats Over Loyalty

The Mayor of DC Fires Someone Not in Iowa

Second-Tier Demrats, Let's Face It, Just Want Obama

God Told Pat, But Pat's Not Talking

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California Sues EPA, EPA Says 'Meh'

BREAKING: Nobody In Iowa Cares About The Iowa Caucus, Either

Ron Paul to Bomb Votes Out of Iowa

Huckabee Minuteman Pedophilia Embezzlement Thievery Revealed

Reporters In Iowa Are Losing Their Minds

Hannah Montana To Sit Out Iowa

Bill Embraces Hillar-mania

Meanwhile, Rudy Giuliani Shifts Campaign Themes

Arlen Specter: Campaign Criminal

Wild Bill Clinton Speculation

Mitt Romney Kums and Goes

Barry Obama Is Also A Delicious Iowan Dessert

Romney Calls McCain Really REALLY Honorable, But Vaguely Mexican

Santa Caucus Is Coming To Town

People In Iowa Still Working, Not Caucusing Yet

CNN Reveals True Feelings About Iowa Caucus

Hillary to Win, Lose

Iran Loves America, in Theory

Save the Kenyan Elephants!

Turns Out It Hurts to be Killed

Denny Spent a Bunch of Money, Forgot to Say

Ethics Are For Next Year

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Happy Caucus Day, Iowans!

Huckabee is a Scab

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Winning is For Losers

Newsom "Off the Market"

Swift Vets and the Candidates That Love Them

The Jesus Fish Wants You

Avoid Getting Shot Tonight, If Possible

South African Government As Strict As High School Lunchladies

God Informs Pat Robertson of His Specific Chinese Conversion Plans This Year

Nobody Wants To Live Next Door To Any Presidential Candidate

Lantos Has Cancer, Will Retire

D.C. Still Fucking Shit Up

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We Will See Your Peace, and Raise You a Double Homicide

John Edwards Loses Points for Being From This Jerkoff's State

Hobbits and Orcs Elect Ron Paul King of Fantasyland

The Foreigns Come In From A Land Down Under

Mitt Romney Forgets "America the Beautiful" Lyrics, Denies Song's Existence

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Hillary Clinton, Magnet for The Crazy

Murdoch-WSJ Hit Piece Destroys Kucinich Presidency

WTF? Obama Attacking Gore, Kerry, Concepts of Liberalism

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Moneybomb Doing Wonders for Ron Paul's Racism

NH Newspaper's Hatred of Romney Bordering on Creepy, But Still Funny

The Pic That Lauched a Thousand Sick Fan Fics

Wonkette Writer Strike Ends

Ron Paul for the Republican Nomination

Sudden Jihad! Oh My God!

Oh, Those Elections! Yeah, About Those.

Huckabee's Abortion of an Attack Wastes $150k

All Sorts of Tomfoolery Going Down in Iowa

Happy New Year, Assholes