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Comedy Of Errors Of Comedy: Wonkette's Most Lamentable Mistakes Of 2013
The Year In Rightwing Media, Simplified
2013: America's Most Fabulously Gay Year Ever
The Thirteen Greatest Achievements In Throat Cramming Of 2013
2013: The Year You Stopped Loving Barack Obama
You Got Your God In My Government: The Year In ChurchState
2013's Person Of The Year: Hitler, Who Was Just Like Hitler
Larry Klayman Was Very Excellent At Being Larry Klayman In 2013: A Retrospective
2013: The Year Jan Brewer Got Back On Her Meds
Wingnuts And The Crazy Things They Said About Science: Let Us Review 2013 And Weep For The Planet
Lady Urging Boycott Of Rose Parade Over Gay Marriage Float Is Naive About Parades
Nazi Dad Just Wants His Parental Reichs
Obama Forces Israel To Abort All Babbies At U.S. Taxpayer Expense
New Hampshire State Rep. Runs Over Ducks, Apologizes, Is Suspended By A&E
Two Nice Georgians Beat Each Other Senseless In Argument Over Biblical Interpretation
Good Morning America's Robin Roberts Comes Out, Enlists in War On Marriage
New York Times' Detailed Investigation Ends Rancor Over Benghazi Forever
Buttocks Of New Brooklyn DA Simply Too Marvelous For Words, Predecessor's Toilet Seat
As God Is His Witness, Ted Cruz Will Never Be Canadian Again
Eliot Spitzer's Hooker Forgot Their Safeword
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Thank God 2013 Is Almost Over Edition
Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks For Homeschooled Flappers And Bootleggers
Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Compost Heap Of Cretins And Creeps
A&E Decides To Keep Cashing In On Redneck Orgasm That Is Duck Dynasty Like We All Knew It Would
Toby Keith Will Not Allow Guns In His Fancy Eatin' Restaurant So The Terrorists Have Already Won
Oregon Meth Binge Generates 2013's Greatest Headline
Chinese Investors Buying All Our Surplus Ohio
Deleted Emails Of The Day: 'Dave's Not Here, Man' Edition
Responsible Gun Owners Have A Banner Week (Updated)
Detroit Offers Free Houses To Writers; Wonkette Moving HQ to Detroit
Anderson Cooper, Dan Savage, Anderson Cooper's Mom, And Some Cunnilingus (No Verb Necessary)
History Shocker! Ayn Rand Helped FBI Find Communist Influence In ‘It’s A Wonderful Life’
Ben Shapiro Irate As Obama Hands Federal Employees Vast Trove Of Riches
White Man Charged With Hate Crime For 'Knockout Game'-Style Attack, Wingnuts Furious
California Lady Has Cheerful Christmas Answer To Neighbors Who Bitched About Her Rainbow Flag
UK Defense Minister Apologizes For Suggesting Wingnut Party Leader Enjoys Finger In His Bottom
Ayn Rand Institute Head Yaron Brook Just Loves How Commercial Christmas Has Gotten
Retired Wyoming Pastor Just Too Sexy To Not Solicit Sexytimes From Undercover Cop
Nashville 'Church Member' Sues A&E And Barack Obama For Being So Mean To Duck Dynasty Star
Derp Roundup: Special Christmas Edition
Words That Say Mery Crismass From Ur Gal Me Sarah Palim
Hey Folks, Merry Christmas From Your Old Buddy Barack
I, Ted Cruz, Say You're Welcome For Your Holy Christmas Freedoms, America
Warmest Holiday-Themed Sentiments From Hillary Clinton
An Unironic Snark-Free Appreciation Of You, Our Beloved Terrible Ones
On Scale Of One To Dana Rohrabacher, How Drunk Is Marco Rubio In His Christmas Video?
House GOP Resolution Will Send Arms to Christmas, Authorize First Strike On 'Happy Holidays'
Wonkette Wishes Rick Santorum A Totally Not Ironic Happy White Santa Holidays Full Of Frothy Jesus
Surprise, Sarah Palin Did Not Read Thing
Great Britain Pardons Father Of Modern Computing And Nerd Icon Alan Turing, For Gay
Rick Perry Wants You To Be His Submissive This Christmas
North Carolina Fails In Bid To Protect Capitol From NAACP, Same-Sex Goat Weddings
Gay Lady Houston Mayor Does Not Care One Bit About Duck Dynasty Dude
Barack Obama Signs Up For Obamacare, Arrogantly No Doubt
Here Is Your Yuletide Sexual Harassment, Of Some Ladies So It's Definitely A Democrat
Ohio Judge Joins Utah Judge In Gay Rights Throat-Cram-o-Rama
Rand Paul Wars On Christmas With Festivus Grievance Tweets
Hopefully These Gay Black Prancing Dancing Santas Terrified And Confused Megyn Kelly To No End
Top Secret FBI Interrogation Manual Somehow Ended Up In Library Of Congress -- And It's A Cookbook!
Are Christian Textbooks Teaching That The Moon Landing Was Fake? We Are Only Asking.
Cracker Barrel Comes To Its Senses And Remembers Who Eats There
Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks For Homeschooled Monkeyboys
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Night Before Night Before Night Before Christmas Edition
Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Stocking Stuffer Of Stoopid
Deleted Comments Of The Day: Obama Is Bush Except Bush Was Better
Activist Judges Cramming Constitution Down Utah's Throat
Bradlee Dean Thinks New York Public Schools Are Teaching Kids To Do Sex With Animals
Scott Brown's New Hampshire Fundraiser Didn't Spark Armed Revolt Or Any Interest
Duck Dynasty Is The New 'White Santa' And Now There Is So Much Derp
Maryland KKK Appreciates Use Of Tax-Funded Building To End Obama Government's Reign Of Terror
Peggy Noonan Searches For Words, Mostly In Her Liquor Cabinet Apparently
Nice Time: Obama Commutes Sentences For 8 Crack Cocaine Convicts; Rob Ford Moves To U.S.
Congresslout Dana Rohrabacher Missed Getting On 'Hoarders' By *This* Much
Follow The Always Sound Voice Of Rob Ford This Christmas And Give Us A Pile Of Money
Let's Fap One Out On The Ground For Al Goldstein Of 'Screw'
Doctor Testifies Homeless Man Kelly Thomas Killed By Meth, Not All That Beating By Police
Liz Cheney's Husband Sees Voter Fraud Every Time He Looks In A Mirror
Bush White House Legal Genius Sought To Exile All Gays To Detroit, Because Ewww, Anuses
Barack Obama Puts Duck Dynasty Guy In Free Speech Prison
Idaho's Convicted Rapist Legislator Will Resign To Spend More Time With Family, Guns
Al Gore Forgot To Add 'To Seven' About A Thing So Climate Change A Hoax Haw Haw
How Will Congress's New Budget Murder You And Your Children? A Wonksplainer!
Peggy Noonan Outraged Barack Obama Invited That Fake Sign Language Guy To Mandela's Memorial
CNN Tries To Be Even More Worser By Wooing Jay Leno's Chin To Make Bad Jokes On It
Daily Caller GOTCHAS John Boehner With Tanning Lobbyist Landlord Story From 2006
Imagine A World... Where A Documentary About Abject Loser Mitt Romney Is Coming To Netflix
Comrade! Kiss Your Wife And Tell Her You Love Her, It Is Time To #WAR On This Mediaite Poll
Jan Brewer Cannot Even With This White Santa Nonsense
Make Sure We Never Forget Coffee Or Benghazi With These Practical And Stylish And Stackable Mugs
Barack Obama All Like 'Oh Yeah Putin? Let's See You Say It To Billie Jean King's Face'
In North Carolina, Home Schools Can Get Taxpayers' Hard-Earned Tax Dollars For Jesus
Mayor Bloomberg On Homeless Children: Sometimes God's Just Sort Of A Dick Like That
Happy Birthday, New Pope! You Are Now Gay
Mike Huckabee To Save Internet With 'Huckabee Post.' 'Journalists,' Apply Now!
Republican Rep. Sean Duffy Wants Fellow Republicans To Start Being Polite And Stop Being Real
North Dakota Zoning Tyrants Will Tear Down Aryan Leader's Crappy Old House
Rob Ford Dances With Church Choir, Looks Exactly As White As You'd Expect
Radio Wingnut Neal Boortz Dreaming Of A White MLK
Larry Klayman Wins Stunning Legal Victory Over Government But Still Has Not Managed To Inpeach Obama
After Vigilantism Career Fizzles, George Zimmerman Taking A Shot At Art
Help Us Make Best Friends With Some Diamonds This Christmas
State Rep. Warns Of Armed Revolt If Scott Brown Shows His Fuzzy Carpetbag In New Hampshire
Scammy EPA Climate Science Guy Was Basically George Costanza
Italian Signorina Arrested For Raping Poor Victim Riot Cop's Face Shield With Her Lips
In Ann Coulter's New Religious Order, Ladies Will Marry Federal Government For Free Slutbortions
Mean Old Colorado Will Not Let This Hero Hindu Preacher Lady Sell You Sex And Weed
Texans Can Have Any Kind Of Lieutenant Governor They Want, As Long As He's Creationist
The New York Times Wants To Get Rupert Murdoch's Wizened Member Wet
Twitchy And Stupidest Man On Internet Perturbed By Obama's Graven Image In London Embassy
North Carolina State Senator Hits Nazi-USSR-Terrorist Trifecta Of Obamacare Hyperbole
New Mexico Teacher Helps Make 'Santa Is White' Official Stupidest Meme For Christmas 2013
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Shudder-Inducing Ross Douthat Sexy Feelings Edition
Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks For Red-Scared Homeschoolers
Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Tour Of The Terrible
If Kim Jong Un's Not Careful He Is Going To Give Millennials A Bad Name
A Children's Treasury Of DC Children Drinking With Cardboard Hillary Clinton
Romanian TV Holiday Carolers Replace 'Chestnuts' With 'Jews' In Instant Holiday Classic
Astro Nice Time: Kid Gives His Piggy Bank To NASA, Gets Call From Real Space Man For Reals
At Long Last Democrats Have A Real Celebrity: Bowzer From Sha Na Na
On Her Majesty's Secret Snack Bowl: Police Were Ordered To Leave Elizabeth's Nuts Untouched
No, You Dumbass Hipster Dumbasses, George W. Bush Should Not Be Your New Hipster Icon
Chris Christie? A Petty, Vengeful Monster? Could It Be?
Happy Birthday Ted Nugent, You Are The Worst And We Hate You
Ted Nugent: Get More Guns Into Schools So Sandy Hook Kids Won't Have Died In Vain
No Fair -- How Can Darrell Issa Leak Obamacare Website Security Info If HHS Won't Trust Him?
Your Small Children Will Likely Pack Up And Leave Home If You Give Them This Ted Cruz Coloring Book
Pat Robertson Saves Caller's Kids From Lifetime of Subaru Ownership, Comfortable Shoes
Help Us Feel All Grifty This Christmas With This Gorgeous Sarah Palin Gold Coin
Nice Time: New Pope Doesn't Understand Simple Economic Concept Of 'I've Got Mine'
Patriotic Senators Boldly Stand Up For Oppressive Religious Majority What Wants To Be Anti-Gay
Michigan Will Save All The Fetuses With Exciting New 'Rape Insurance' Law, For Freedom
Australian Supreme Court Sodomizes Capital's Gay Marriage Law
John Boehner Sobers Up Long Enough To Notice Conservatives Are Crazy People And Also Liars
WaPo Tries To Bogart Our Fapping Strip-Clubbing Underwearing Minneapolis Mayoral Candidate
Matt Drudge Not Even Trying To Hide It Anymore
Sign Language Guy At Mandela Memorial Wasn't Channeling Sarah Palin, He's Just Actually Mentally Ill
Once Again Mark Twain Right About A Thing
Fox News' Megyn Kelly OK With Inclusiveness But Santa And Jesus Are Definitely White
Deleted Comments Of The Day: You Trashy Racist Bitchsluts Need To Say 'Merry Christmas' Or Else
Lamar Alexander's Aide And The Lighter Side of Child Porn Allegations
Let's All Watch Some Douche Yell At Kathleen Sebelius
Bryan Fischer Has Magic Constitution That Says First Amendment Is Only For Christians
You Won't Believe This Rich Kid's One Weird Successful 'Twinkie Defense' Oh Wait Actually You Will
Wisconsin Declares War On Cuddling
WND Smart Man Erik Rush Wishes People Would Remember Good Sides Of Apartheid Too
Oklahoma Legislature Will Save Christmas From Whoever Keeps Doing War On Christmas
Christian 'Insurance' Company Will Not Cover Your 'Un-Biblical Lifestyles,' Like Having Boobs
Colin Powell Just The Godless Kenyan Muslin Nazi Marxist Socialist General You Always Thought He Was
Shrieking Meth-Rage Banshee Michelle Malkin Selling Twitter Rag 'Twitchy' To Some Dumb Idiots
Awesome 'Christian Education' Quizzes About As Challenging As You'd Expect
Wonksplainer! How Losing $11 Billion On GM Stock Is Actually Reasonably Awesome
Obama Touches Raul Castro's Communist Fingers At Mandela Funeral, Wingnuts Outraged
Michelle Obama *Pissed*, Y'all
Texas Wingnut Steve Stockman To Primary John Cornyn For Senate, Tila Tequila To Primary James Inhofe
Dan Rather Still Thinks It Matters That His Bush Story Was True
Responsible Kentucky Gun Owner Wounded In Heroic Shootout With Toilet Paper Dispenser
The Top Two Hottest Disgraced Priests Who Went And Married Female Ladies
Satanists Generously Offer To Build Monument Next To Oklahoma Statehouse's 10 Commandments Display
'Women's Christian Temperance Union' Still Thing That Exists, Now Opposes Reefer Madness
Please Stop Raping Rush Limbaugh With Your Gazongas
Moonie Family Values: Rev. Moon Made Washington Times Publisher Raise His Secret Adultery-Baby
Sorry Rick Santorum But You Are Not Nelson Mandela Because Larry Klayman Is Nelson Mandela
Newt Gingrich So Mad At MSNBC For Forcing Conservatives To Be Racist About Nelson Mandela
Daily Caller Warns: Liberals Gonna Claw Out Men's Eyes So They Can't Stare At Boobies
Guess Who's Leading The Congressional Delegation To Nelson Mandela's State Funeral?
CNN Confused: How Could Nelson Mandela Influence Barack Obama If They Only Met One Time?
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special How Do We Get A Christmas Card From John Waters Edition
Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks To Smite The Dreaded Hun
Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Mission Implausible
Killer Brains, Gamma-Ray Fungus, And Octopus Selfies, All In This Week's Sci-Blog
The War On Christmas Just Got Surreal With This Screaming Nightmare Fuel Ad (Updated)
Marcus Bachmann's Christian Counseling Practice Has New Name, Is Surprisingly Still In Existence
New Funnybook Features Barack Obama Taking On Zombie Bunnyrabbits
Who Are The Obamas Insulting By Attending Mandela's Funeral?
Unemployment Rate Falls To 7 Percent, Proving We Must Repeal Obamacare
A Children's Treasury Of ALEC Protester Funtimes
Rick Santorum Says Rick Santorum Is Nelson Mandela
Free Enterprise Answer To Diner Serving Free Meals To Homeless: Get Stuffed
Rep. Louie Gohmert Still Yammering About Christian Countries Or Whatever
Hey Please Make Us An Elizabeth Warren And/Or Hillz Clinton Cup Design For Christmas, Okay, Thanks
Ben Shapiro Saw Chris Matthews And Barack On Teevee, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Ted Cruz To ALEC: 'Stand Your Ground.' ALEC To Ted Cruz: Whatchoo Talkin' 'Bout?
Why We Will Miss Nelson Mandela In A Feministy Way
McDonald's Helps Employees Get Wealthy With Advice On What To Tip The Au Pair And Poolboy
Nice Time: Here Are Some Excellent Stories To Read About Nelson Mandela
Please Buy Us This Artificial Hymen So We Can Be Pure Again
Conservatives Turn Out In Support Of Poor Beleaguered Rapacious Fast Food Corporations
Millennials Pretty Sick Of Mean Old Perfesser President
John Boehner Throws Straight And Male America Under The Bus
Fox Business Analyst Super Sure Obama Might Resign, Maybe, Because Math And Nixon
In 2014, GOP Tries New Tactic Of Not Being Dickish To Women, Again
An Exegesis Of Gawker's Trove Of Bill Clinton's Hacked Doodles, By A Professional Art Critic
Phyllis Schlafly & 'Obama's Army Of Blacks' Guy: Liberals Giving Your Kids To Teh Gheys As Sex Toys
Hero Christmas Defenders Besiege School After Fox Runs Fake 'War On Christmas' Story
Hero Lobby Group ALEC Seeks To Tax Sunshine
Bill O'Reilly Pretty Confident Jesus Wouldn't Feed Kids If Their Parents Were Druggies
Martin Bashir Resigns From MSNBC Just For Saying He Wanted To Make Turds In Sarah Palin's Mouth
Arizona Kind Of 'Forgot' To Investigate Some Child Abuse Reports. About 6000 Of Them. Is That Bad?
Sure, Barack, Your Dream Job Is To Host 'SportsCenter,' You Regular Guy, You
House GOP Committee Holds Quiet Little Casual Meeting About (Stage Whisper) Impeaching Obama
Obama's State Department Full Of Gutter Alcoholics
Old Handsome Joe Biden Asks If Japanese Ladies' Husbands Gave Them Permission To Get Jerbs
Dick Cheney Surprised That Some Lady On Facebook 'Attacked' His Daughter Liz on Gay Marriage
Scott Walker Would Be Racially Transcendent Except For Those Meddling Racist Aides
Is New Pope Sneaking Out At Night To Do Undercover Poping? You Bet Your Sweet Chasuble He Is
Golf Sponsor Decides What To Do With Own Money, Glenn Beck Fans Outraged
Gun Fun Roundup, American Exceptionalism Edition
Have You Ever Noticed That Ladies Are So Dumb And Stupid? The Washington DC Metro Has!
Wall Street Is Your New Landlord, Please Pay Your Rent Or The Economy Will Crash Again, Thanks!
John Boehner Hates Free Enterprise Private Insurance, Thinks It Is Mean
Donald Trump Shares His Money Secret: You Gotta Be SMRT!
American Kids Not Getting Dumber, But Not Getting More Smarter Either
Fox & Friends Will Not Let Muslim Girls' Swim Class Destroy America With Aquatic Sharia
Hero California Republicans Do Their Part For Constituents With Fake Obamacare Site
'Jesus Was A Capitalist' Is Really The Title Of This Tea Party Nobody's Rant Against The Pope
NRCC Pretty Much Full Of Liberals As Recently As 2010, According To NRCC
Deleted Comments Of The Day: You Got Your Red Herring All Over My False Flag
Today's War On Christmas Casualties: Lights In Orange County, T-Shirts What Are All Sold
John Boehner's Crying Again, Everyone Drink!
The Reverend Paul Crouch Riding That $49 Million Jetplane Straight To The Kingdom Of Heaven
How Did You Celebrate World AIDS Day? (Buttsechs)
Lady At (Penis!) Archie Comics Sounds Like (Penis!) Loads Of Fun To Work For (Penis!)
Racism Over: Black Boys Arrested For Waiting For A Bus
Erik Estrada Throws His 'ChiPs' In For Movie About Atheists Oppressing Sad Christian Schoolchildren
First Black President Thinks He Is Rosa Parks Of Presidenting, What A Dumb Jerk
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Life's Really Really Really Rich Pageant Edition
Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Index Of Idjits
Nice Time / Cry Time: Illinois Judge Orders Expedited Gay Wedding For Lady With Terminal Cancer
Michigan Pastor Was Only Praying For Lady Who He Watched Doing Sex
Obamas Have 9 Kinds Of Pie For Thanksgiving, Wingnuts Outraged
Wholesome American Guts: Your William S. Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer 2013
Now We Shall Repost Ken Layne's Repost Of Juli Weiner's Writeup Of Betty Ford's Boozy Chocolate Cake
Georgia Jurors Don't Have Option To State Occupation As 'Slave' Anymore, Obamacare Probably To Blame
Hero Happy Wonker Saves Foo Fighters Song From Inclusion In Crappy Conservative TV Show
Rick Santorum’s ‘Christmas Candle’ Brings You The Miracle Of A TV Movie On The Big Screen
How Will Republicans Bungle Away Their New 49-47 Generic Ballot Polling Advantage?
For This Beautiful Holiday, Dinesh D'Souza Makes Us Thankful We Are Not Dinesh D'Souza
Southern Baptist Leader Has Had It With These Single Moms Keeping Their Babies
Alec Baldwin Allegedly Fired From MSNBC For Basically Being Jack Donaghy
Alleged Rapey GOP Chair And Gropey Mall Santa Go To Jail Go Directly To Jail
'I Killed Breitbart' Review: What Chris Faraone Saw at the Revolution
Rick Santorum Has Learned Lessons of 2012: If He Had Won, He Wouldn't Have Lost
Whatcha Doin', New Pope? Oh, Nothin', Just Killing Capitalism, For Real, No Big
Texas Rep. Steve Stockman Isn't Only A Wingnut Buffoon; He's Also Got A Mystery Income Of $350,000
Could This Be America's Rob Ford? Drunk Small-Town Mayor Wreaks Havoc On A Clock
Obama Appeases Heckler As If Heckler Were Iranian Mullah Or Something
Liz Cheney Is Really, Really From Wyoming, Again (This Time With Dick Cheney Grandspawn)
Tony Blair Denies Putting His Danglybits In Wendi Deng Murdoch's Vengeful Chasm
Terrible People Who Helped Cover Up Steubenville Rape Indicted For Being Terrible
So Far, Only Hookers Seem To Like Obamacare
Your Handy Wonkette Guide To How You Should Feel About The Iran Nuclear Deal
Time To Go Vote: Some Cyberpunk Edging New Pope In Time's Person Of The Year
Hey New Pope, Maybe You Could Ssshhhhhh About The Mafia, Thanks
Strange Man On Horse Yells About Impeaching Obama (Video)
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Ross Douthat Thinks Big Lazy Thoughts Edition
Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks For Free Enterprise No Matter What
Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sleaze
John Boehner Embraces Kenyan Socialism, Signs Up For Free Government Handouts Of Birth Control
McDonalds' Holiday Advice For Workers: Maybe You Could Sell Your Second Kidney?
Walking Failure Darrell Issa To Investigate Census Bureau Now, Why Not
Tough Guy Mitch McConnell Gonna Punch All Those Tea Party Bullies POW Right In The Nose
A Children's Treasury Of Larry Klayman & Friends Inviting Barack Obama To Go Sharia Himself
Stupidest Man On The Internet Can't Accurately Read A 4th-Grade Library Book
Bipartisan Nice Time: House Members Try To Stop Global Violence Against Women
BREAKING Wonkette EXCLUSIVE: John F. Kennedy Was A Democrat Actually
Politico Puts Michelle Obama In Mommy-Wars/Bad-Feminist Jail
PornGhaziGate! Guy What Photographed Naked Ladies Also Took Pictures Of Barack Obama This One Time
Feds To Colorado: You Rubes Believed Us When We Said We'd Respect Your Pot Law? Hahaha, Ya Busted
BREAKING: Cheap Moocher Joe Biden Begs For Cash To Buy Sandwiches IMPEACH!
Rape Porn To Be Banned In Britain, Joining Pamela Geller And A Bunch Of Old George Formby Songs
Sad Bob Woodward Would Have Journalismed Edward Snowden Way Better Than That Dumb Glenn Greenwald
What Is Even Going On With This Nuclear Option Balls-Out Filibuster Vote Thingie
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Outraged That Oprah Winfrey Would 'Undermine Racism' By Discussing Racism
Stupidest Guest Blogger On Internet Unaware That Punctuation Can Denote 'Sarcasm'
Mary Cheney Not Supporting Liz Cheney's Senate Bid, Liz Plots Revenge At Prom
Gulnara Karimova, Dictator’s Daughter, Getting Dicked Around By Daddy
Deleted Comments of the Day: Didn't You Guys Notice Martin Bashir Is An Ay-Rab?
Ohio Nice Time! Creationist Science Teacher Stays Fired, Will Have To Lie To Kids On Own Time
Extra! Extra! Clarence Thomas Was Black Panther Paperboy!
Scalia Wrote Supreme Court's Order Allowing Texas Abortion Law To Remain In Effect, Is A Dick
Guy Who Dissed The Troops Five Years Ago Writes About Something Else, Wingnuts Outraged
Loretta Lynn, Gloria Steinem, Some Other People Whatever, Getting The Presidential Medal Of Freedom
Hey Ladies! Scary Old Rupert Murdoch Is About To Be Single Again
Old Handsome Joe Biden It Is Your Birthday
Missouri Wingnut Wants To Impeach Governor Over Gay Tax Returns: No Taxation Without Procreation
Coked-Up 'Hip-Hop Conservative' Congressman Trey Radel Is The Rob Ford America Has Been Waiting For
Super-Fun Not-Racist 'Catch An Illegal' Game Canceled Because Of Mean Satanic Feminists, We Guess
Sad George Zimmerman Just Wants 911 Operator To Understand George Zimmerman Is A Really Great Guy
The Day Everything Changed: Maria Bartiromo Will Make Sweet Love To Wall Street On Different Network
Texas Gay National Guard Members Get The Shaft, But Not In Good Way
Cher Said A Cuss About Sarah Palin
Campus Conservatives Planning Awesome Fun 'Catch An Illegal' Game At U of Texas
Absolutely Super-Straight Wingnut: Jesus Wasn't No Girly-Man, Jesus Had A Ripped, Buff Bod!
How Can You Help Your Wonket Today?
Kanye West Will Tell You About President Obama Hurting Fee-Fees Of Very Important Person Kanye West
North Carolina Cops Interfere In Foster Parents' Innovative Dead-Chicken-Based Discipline Program
When PETA And Cattle Ranchers Fight, Joan Jett And America Lose
Rob Ford Tires Of George Zimmerman Getting All The Attention, Knocks Down Old Lady On Camera
Walmart Associates Run Thanksgiving Donation Drive So Co-Workers Can Eat People Food
Only 1085 Days Left Until The Next Presidential Election, Let's All Go Die
MSNBC's Martin Bashir Wants To Feed Sarah Palin A Dookie
Extra Extra: Hot Hot Cheney Sisters Carpetbagger Versus Carpetmuncher Fight
Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks For Your Homeschooled Imperialist
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Little Tommy Friedman Book Report Literary Edition
Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Dose of Dumbth
Larry Klayman's Lawsuit Against CityPages Dismissed Because He Is Bad At The Law
Vermont Socialist Sen. Bernie Sanders Will Save The Post Office With Booze And Fishing Licenses
US Department Of Justice Indicts Those Riddler And Penguin Dicks, Thanks Batkid!
Total Non-Homophobe Alec Baldwin Has A Gay Hairdresser, Everyone, Call Off Your Dogs!
Rob Ford, Who Did Not Have Culinary Relations With That Lady's Va-Jay-Jay, Gets TV Show Of Course
Totally Sane Chicago Bishop To Exorcise Demons From Same-Sex Marriage Bill Signing
House Nutball Caucus Files Articles Of Impeachment On Eric Holder, Elliot Richardson Still Dead
'Roll Call' Dude Goes All Tim Gunn When He Discovers Janet Yellen Sometimes Wears The Same Outfit
President Of Creation Museum Is Just Like Oppressed Civil Rights Leaders Of 1950s Selma, Obviously
Secret Service Ruining Blowvember With Creepy Hotel Antics
O, Happy Day: Cool New Religious Motivational Speaker Dude Justin Lookadoo Is Your New Bradlee Dean
How Is Barack Obama Ruining America's Perfect Health Care Delivery System Today?
Liz Cheney Ad: Hey Wyoming Did You Know I Really Really Really Am From Wyoming? Also: Wyoming.
Wonket White House Pen-Pal Funtimes!
Wingnut Blogger Sad Lee Stranahan Will Teach Us How To Blog About Politics And Maybe How To Love
Dianne Feinstein Joins Colleagues In Undermining Affordable Care Act, Thanks Obama!
Orly Taitz Has Found Her Soul Mate, But Will They Live Happily Ever After?
Rush Limbaugh Doesn't Think You Are A Human Come Sock; That Guy Over There Thinks You Are
The Time Phyllis Schlafly Incited A Riot
Deleted Comments Of The Day: But Who Will Censor The Censors?
Oh, Remember When Congress Hit That All Time Approval Rating Low? Yeah, Guess What
Racist Yellowstone County Treasurer Wants Gubmint To Pay Him Year's Salary For His Awesome Racism
Lady Republicans To Advise Menfolk On How To Not Suck So Hard With The Ladies Again Some More
Three Possible Reasons All These People Are Fleeing The New York Times
Townhall Reporter Katie Pavlich Still Unclear On Concept Of 'Slavery'
Ladies, Mitt Romney's Former Economic Adviser Thinks Your Vagina Is Just Like A Garage
Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Walk On The Vile Side
Wingnut Wants Homeless Veterans To Stop Being Low-Lifes Milking Sympathy, Be Upstanding Like Him
Pine Bush, New York, Jews Forcing Normal Kids To Beat Them Up By Being Jewish
When I Am An Old Lady I Shall Be Ungrateful, And Several Other Most Excellent Outbound Links!
It's Not A Rerun, It's A Tradition: Fine Here Is Your Bloody Kurt Vonnegut
Return Of The Revenge Of The Bride Of The Son Of Benghazi The Sequel Part Eleventy
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Big Advice From Big Brains Edition
Killer Typhoons, Low-Information Congressmen, And Giant Snakes, All In This Week's Sci-Blog
Good News: Prosecutor Does Time For Misconduct! Bad News: 10 Days When Victim Rotted For 25 Years!
Election 2013 Loose Ends: America Elects A Whig And A Klingon
Sun Rises In East, Darrell Issa Lies About It
CBS, Lara Logan Apologize For Fake 60 Minutes Benghazi Report, Fire Dan Rather Again
NRCC Calls On Everyone Who Didn't Vote To Kill Obamacare Over 40 Times To Apologize Too
Texas School Latest To Adopt Zero Tolerance Toward Hungry Poor Kids
Scenarios For The Inevitable Rob Ford Biopic
New Ms. Marvel Is A Muslim Teen Girl From Jersey City. Can America Handle A New Jersey Superhero?
Canadian Senator Ted Cruz Cordially Invites President Of United States To Stay Out Of Texas
GOP Shutdown Final Tally: $2 To $6 Billion Which Was Worth It Because Obamacare Was Totally Repealed
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Will Tear Off Your Head And Do A Poop Down Your Neck, For Drug Money Probably
Why Can't The Real Gays Be All Outlaw Exciting Like Daily Caller's Patrick Howley Wishes They Were?
Ron Paul Says He Wants A Revolution, Rand Paul Takes Money From People With Minds That Hate
PC Police End Hero Praying Bus Driver's Mission To Save Muslim Children
Old Handsome Joe Biden Calls Every Martin Walsh In Book, Gets New Boston Mayor Eventually
Terrible Columnist Richard Cohen Shocked To Learn That Slavery Was Really, Really Bad
Deleted Comments Of The Day: Oops, We Mentioned Bristol Palin Again!
Weird 'Historian' David Barton Has Science Figured Out: Abortion Did Climate Change
Senate Wants To Exempt Churches From ENDA To Protect Their Right To Hate Gays For Jesus
Kids These Days Will Love Shopping At These Hip New Stores With All The Fetuses
Some Things You Could Read If You Like Reading Things, In This Morning's Outbound Links!
Conservatives Thrilled 'SpongeBob Squarepants' No Longer A Sissy Welfare Mooch
Your Off-Off-Year Election Rounderp: All The Results You Already Know, Plus Weird Stuff
We Asked, You Told: Wonkers' Election Day Reasonably Free Of Irregularities ... THAT WE COULD SEE
A Children's Treasury Of Barack Obama Getting His Socialism All Over Terry McAuliffe
Reince Priebus Celebrates Opposite Day By Blaming Obama For 'Culture Of Hatred'
Despite 'Don't Panic' Cufflinks, Chris Christie Has No Idea Where His Towel Is
Oh, OK, Rob Ford Smoked All The Crack.
Send Us Your Anecdotal Reports Of Isolated Voting-Day Irregularities, America!
Rand Paul Denies Plagiarism: 'I Am Not A Crook'
Quien Es Mas Macho? Your Late Morning Outbound Links!
Anti-Gay Anti-Girl Crackpot 'Quiverfull' Leader Resigns Following Affair, And Also It's Tuesday
These My Little Pony Plushies Will Watch Season 4 With Us In Manly Splendor
U.S. Bishops Urge Senate To Protect Religious Freedom To Discriminate Against Gays
South African President's Failures On AIDS Nearly Drove Jimmy Carter To Manly Dudgeon, Fisticuffs
Reddit's '/R/Politics' Moderators Continue Awesome Streak Of Dumbness
Kathryn Jean Lopez Stole Peggy Noonan's Laudanum, Is Seeing Demons Errrrrewhere
The Taliban Getting Pretty High And Mighty About Daily Beast's Crimes Against Journalism
Why Not Breathe New Life Into Your Minneapolis Mayoral Campaign By Wearing Nothing But Saran Wrap?
60 Minutes' Benghazi Dude Kind Of Lied About Benghazi Throughout Benghazi Story; Thanks Obama!
Hey Reddit /R/Politics Refugees, Have You Considered Annexing Wonkville?
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Scaling New Heights Of Wedding Absurdity Edition
Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Cache Of Crazy
According To Ted Nugent, Ted Nugent Is Your New Rosa Parks, America
Global Wine Shortage Could Spell Doom For Dinner Parties, Street Living
'Double Down' Campaign Book: Mitt Romney Made Fun Of Chris Christie For Being Big Gross Fatty
Obamacare Shocker: Prostitutes And Other People Wingnuts Don't Like Can Get Insurance!
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Will Not Resign Until You Pull His Crack Pipe From His Cold Dead Hands
Defense Secretary Hagel Rams Gay Servicemember Benefits Down National Guard's Throats
5th Circuit Reinstates Awful Texas Abortion Regulations, Coat Hanger Futures Skyrocketing
Minnesota County Republicans Pull Hilarious Slavery Joke From Facebook Page
Tennessee Rep. Marsha Blackburn Defends Sacred Right To Buy Cheap Shoes, Crappy Insurance
Peggy Noonan Visits Chris Christie, Learns To Love Again
Derp Roundup: All Hallows' Eve Edition II: The Quickening
Wonkette Chatcave Creeps Would Totally Bone Nancy Pelosi Circa 1961
Senate Welcomes Cory Booker With Traditional Obstructionism
Barack Obama As Terrible At Halloween As He Is At Everything Else
Shaquille O'Neal Says A Lie In This Chris Christie Campaign Ad, Fouls Out
George Zimmerman Left A Subtle Message For His Estranged Wife. What Could It Possibly Mean?
'Michelle Obama' Has Thoughts On Kanye West, And Other Outbound Links!
New Wingnut Fear: UN Will Seize The Alamo, Take Guns, Murder Freedom & Cancel Christmas
Liveblogging Our DVR Recording Of Bamz's Affordable Care Act Speech In Boston
Is This The Stupidest Thing On The Internet Today?
GOP Way Too Busy To Fix $5 Billion Food-Stamp Cut
Fox's Greta Van Susteren Does Actual Journalism On Junk Insurance Story
Derp Roundup: Special All Hallows' Eve Edition
Kanye West Wants Michelle Obama To Stop Classisming Poor Little Kim Kardashian
A Children's Treasury Of Children Injured By People Who Care About Children's Safety
Supreme Court May Decide If You Can Heart Boobies
Wonkette Special Investigative Report: The Lost Republican Obamacare Ads
Hey, Jim Newell Is Live-Blogging The Sebelius Hearings, And Other Outbound Links!
Senate GOP Rolls Up Sleeves, Gets To Work Blocking Every Obama Appointment
Sandra Day O'Connor Does Gay Wedding At Supreme Court, Republic Still Stands
Phyllis Schlafly Has Had It With People Thinking Statue Of Liberty Welcomes Immigrants
Nevada Pol Was Definitely Just Joking About Hypothetically Voting For Slavery, So Shut Up Already
Grover Norquist & Company Go Full Mean Girl On Ted Cruz
Vatican Culture Minister Tweets Lou Reed Tribute, Downplays The Whole Heroin Thing
Federal Judge Murders Worst Part Of Texas Abortion Law, Remaining Parts Still Terrible
North Carolina State Legislator Tells 2009's Funniest Birther Joke
Chrissy From 'Three's Company' Should Not Be Your Source Of Information About Obamacare, People
Deleted Comments Of The Day: I Guess This Is Your Idea Of 'Creative Writing?'
Peggy Noonan Says Swear Word, Tells Obama How To Be Reagan, Skips Dessert
Tips For Doing Halloween Blackface Right, By The Guy Who Went As Dead Trayvon Martin
Marco Rubio Fights To End Tea Party Migration To Other 2016 Candidates
Benghazi Must Be A Huge Scandal After All Because They Did A '60 Minutes' About It
Reagan's Daughter Patti Davis Worries About Obamacare, Book Sales
Global Nice Time: Saudi Ladies First People In History To Use Rosa Parks Analogy Correctly
Here Is Your 'Ex-Gay' Anthem, America
Dick Cheney Denies Ever Liking Mike Enzi, Who Probably Has Cooties Too
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Tips For The Wealthy Edition
Derp Roundup: Your Weekend Wade Through The Wasteland
Hey, St. Paul Mayor Chris Coleman, Seems Everything Is Funny To You
More Non-Racist Politicians Have To Resign After Saying Non-Racist Stuff Out Loud
Former NSA Head's Private Conversation Revealed When He Shouts It On A Train
Peggy Noonan Declares Obamacare Fit For A Watery Grave
Sad Whore Website SeekingArrangement.com* Can Do Better Than Sydney Leathers As Its New Spokesbaby
Texas Rep. Joe Barton Being Dumb Again, Obamacare Edition
Dick Cheney: Why Wasn't Hillary Clinton As Good At Foreign Policy As Dick Cheney?
Sarah Palins In Glass Houses Shouldn't Throw Pregnant Fainting Lady Conspiracy Stones
House GOP Blames Obama, Lack Of Desire To Do Hard Work In Refusal To Take Up Immigration Reform
Mississippi Senate Candidate Just Can't Quit All These Neo-Confederates
Gay Obama Gonna Make The White House Pink Tonight, For Gayness, Breast Cancer, Whatever Same Thing
Deleted Comments Of The Day: Why No Sympathy For Suffering Of White Slaves, Who Had It The Worstest?
Capitalist Running Dogs Rand Paul And Alan Greenspan Will Teach You Dumb Liberals About Capitalism
Obama Is Going To Take Away All The Man-ness From Man Marines By Making Them Wear Fancy Lady Hats
Polish Archbishop Knows What Causes Pedophile Priests: Divorce, Porn, And Those Slutty Abused Kids
Ann Coulter Writes Book, Risks Liberal Contamination by Visiting Washington DC
SHOCKING: Bill O'Reilly Calls Liberals Commies, Then Lies About Debt, Obamacare, Color of Sky
Philadelphia Cops Indicted For Violating Civil Rights, Being Gross Wankers
If Harry Reid Doesn't Have Anything Nice To Say, Come Sit By Us
Texas Lt Gov Candidate Rejects Secession. Instead, Let's Kick Out All The Liberal States.
Very Nice, Helpful McDonald's Helpline Lady Explains To Employee How To Grift Off The Government
Obama Makes Minor Tweak To A Deadline, IMPEACH THE BOY KING OBAMA!!!!
NYPD Arrests Black Kid For Buying Nice Things With Own Money, Proving Value of Hard Work
Pat Robertson Can't Believe This Terrible Mother Can't Even Heal Son's Deafness Through Prayer
Ohio Pro-Lifers Sue To Make Sure 300,000 Poors Don't Get Medicaid, Because 'Life'
We Thought We Were Joking About That Obamacare Fainting Lady, But Apparently We Were Not Joking
Herman Cain Has Found The Real Groper, And It Is 'The Devil'
Allen West Wishes Barack Obama Would Try Being More Black For A Change
Pope Suspends Bishop For Pimpin' It Too Hard, Yo
Sad Aging Beardo Hipster Gavin McInnes Is No Longer Relevant And It Is Definitely Feminism’s Fault
White House Staffer Fancies Himself Another Wonkette, Now Has Plenty Of Time To Prove It
We Are All Going To Feel Pretty Stupid When Barack Obama Really Does Nuke Charleston, South Carolina
Ted Cruz Birther Too Stupid Even For Erick Erickson's RedState
Maine Governor Paul LePage Sure Wishes Entire State Wasn't Filled With Lazy Unemployed Human Garbage
Carol Burnett's Mark Twain Prize Proves Once Again Ladies Aren't Funny
Ben Shapiro Rides To Rescue Of Donald Trump, Whose Wife Is Waiting For Him To Die
New Jersey Senate Loser Steve Lonegan Would Have Won If It Weren't For That Darn Government Shutdown
Cory Booker Marries All The Gays, Destroys Good Christian Heckler In Two-Fer Of Evil (Video)
Ken Cuccinelli Flings Santorum All Over Virginia
Oregon Obamacare Communists Cut Number Of Uninsured By 10% In Two Weeks, Probably With Death Panels
Some Fine Art For Your Christian Home To Remind You Jesus Is Watching When You Have Sex With A Tiger
Obamacare Now Sickening Anyone Who Even Hears Its Name
'Debilitating' Back Injury Didn't Stop Hero Scout Leader From Getting His Rocks Off
Texans Spend Eight Minutes In Heaven With Ted Cruz; Rest Of Nation Barely Resists Urge To Vomit
Weather Channel Founder Says Polar Bears Doing Great Because Eskimos Stopped Being Savages
Sen. Jim Inhofe, 79, Says Socialized Medicine Would Have Killed Him; Irony Not Covered By Medicare
Complaints To FCC About 'The Simpsons' About What You'd Expect From People Who Hate 'The Simpsons'
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Old Man Yells At Clouds Edition
Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks For Junior Strikebreakers
Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Aggregation Of Aggravation
Deleted Comments Of The Day: 500-Vet March Was Awesome Fun, Were You There?
Mean Kansas Supreme Court Says Ex-A.G. Phill Kline Cannot Terrorize Doctors Ever Again
Sign Up Now To Learn How To Be A Better Homemaker For Jesus!
Hero Boy Scout Leaders Protect Hypothetical Children, Destroy 20 Million Year Old Rock Formation
Los Angeles Councilman Jose Huizar Absolutely Did Not Harass That Employee He Boned
Tom DeLay Ex-Consplains How Real Americans Totally Heart Hero Ted Cruz Actually
Chris Matthews Basically Sexually Harassing Ronan Farrow Now, Come On, Like You Wouldn't
Arnold Schwarzenegger Seeks Permission To Outsource White House To Foreigners
At Tea Party Unity Event, Anti-Gay Loons Dream Of Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality
Peggy Noonan Conducts Seance, Or Perhaps Depraved Ether Binge, It's Hard To Tell
Michele Bachmann Has A Sad Because Government Reopened
Your Evening Nice Time Open Thread: Old Handsome Joe Biden Handles Your Muffins
The 5 Worst Political Husbands From New York And New Jersey In Reverse Chronological Order
Luke Russert Kills U.S. Congressman
Sarah Palin Doubts Barack Obama Has Ever Pulled Lemonade Out Of His Bootstraps
Harry Reid Is Your New Grandmaster Of Senate Chess
Meet Idaho Senator 'Jim Risch,' Who Apparently Exists (And Voted For Default)
Cory Booker Draws Short Straw, Must Serve Minimum One-Year Sentence In U.S. Senate
John McCain Doesn't Afraid Of Any Dumb Louie Gohmert
House GOP No Longer The Craziest People In The House
Our Long National Nightmare Put Off A Few Months As Debt Ceiling Raised, Government Funded
Ted Cruz Aide Whinesplains At You Why Her Still Having Good Health Insurance Is Actually Bad
Lobbyists' Lobby To Drop 'Lobbyist' From Its Name, In Best Rebranding Since 'Xe'
Terrible No Good Very Bad Vet Tells American Hero Sarah Palin She Is An Idiot :( [Video!]
We Will Never Pay The British One Red Cent For Parking Because We Are Proud Americans
Rielle Hunter Is 'Sorry' She Fell In Love With Your Husband, Ghost Elizabeth Edwards
Income Inequality Called A 'Problem' In Wall Street Journal, Temperature In Hell Dropping Rapidly
New York Rep. Michael Grimm Says He Did Not Sex That Lady In The Toilet
Ted Cruz Declares Victory Over Obamacare, Gives Up
Darrell Issa To Investigate How Republicans' Government Shutdown Is Totally Obama's Fault Somehow
GOP Consultant Alex Castellanos: Ted Cruz Is Doing Bestiality On Poor Little Bunnies
Lindsey Graham Sorry, So Sorry, Please Accept His Apology
Constitution Hero Antonin Scalia Sagely Explains 14th Amendment Not Only For 'The Blacks' Anymore
Former San Diego Mayor Filner Pleads Guilty To Criminal Horribleness, Aggravated Jerkosity
Sarah Palin Has 'Unimpeachable' Logic (GET IT?) About Why We Should Impeach The President
Texas Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst Finds Campaign Issue, Calls For Obama Impeachment
New Fukishima Mascot, Fukuppy, Is The 'New Coke' Of Japanese Rebranding
Deleted Comments Of The Day: Why So Skimmy, Wonkette?
Nice Time! Colorado Hemp Farmers Boldly Grow Where No Man Has Grown Before
Your Happy Nice Time Sounds From The Default!
States Paying To Re-Open National Parks Wish Feds Would Bring All That Oppressive Money Back
GOP Loves Democracy So Much They Change House Rules So Only GOP Can Participate
White House Vegetable Garden Going To Seed, But Where's The March For That?
Values Voter Summit Speaker Dr. Ben Carson Calls Obamacare Slavery, Because Of Course He Does
Pro-Obamacare Terrorists Vandalize New Hampshire GOP Office With Jesus Grafitti
At Long Last, You Get To See Paula Deen On Your Television Again
Hero Laura Ingraham Uses Car Rental Line As Opportunity To Deliver Obamacare Lesson
No, Idiots, For The Last Time You Do Not Get To Use National Parks When They Are Closed
Organizers Of 'Million' Vet March On DC Memorial Shocked -- Shocked! -- It Turned 'Political'
Louie Gohmert Will Impeach Obama Right In The Face If He Lets Republicans Destroy America
Indiana Attorney General Sues To Protect Indiana From Tyranny Of Health Insurance Subsidies
Nice Time: Cory Booker Is A Better Human Than Any Of Us Edition
Heavy Metal Preacher Bradlee Dean Warns Of Obama's Plan to 'Eradicate The Hispanic and Negro Race'
A Children's Treasury Of All The Lunatics At Sunday's Million Vet March
After Awesome Rally, Teabaggers Winning Shutdown Showdown, Say Teabaggers
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special We Are Terrible At Healthcare And Public Art Edition
Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks For Young Robber Barons
Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Compendium of Cads, Creeps, and Crazies
Our Long National Nightmare Is Over: Mitt And Ann Romney Get Their Car Elevator
Peggy Noonan Not Impressed With This Obamacare And Its Fancy Computer Machines
It Is Eleanor Roosevelt's Birthday And We Have Discovered The Best Website Ever
Deleted Comments of The Day: How Many Stereotypes Can You Fit Into One Paragraph?
New Bush-Cheney Postmortem Shows The Lighter Side Of Gross Incompetence And Corruption
Ted Cruz Thinks He Is Better Than Old Handsome Joe Biden, Is Incorrect
Sassy Gay Friend Now Apparently In Charge Of WaPo Twitter Account
John McCain Is Not Having Any More Of Your Foolishness, Fox News!
Dozens Of Truckers Show Up To Completely Shut Down DC; Constitution Likely To Survive Anyway
Joe Scarborough Divorce Papers Confirm Joe Scarborough Is A Rich Jerk
Fox News Takes Credit For Making Americans Less Likely To Blame Republicans, Yay!
Government Shutdown Hits Something Really Important: Beer
Shutdown Saga Maybe Possibly Coming To An End, Ha Ha, Just Kidding Dummies
New 'Drunk Dial Congress' Site A Poor Substitute For Actual Drinking
Rush Limbaugh: Obama Reached Back In Time To Create Bad Economy Before He Even Took Office
Deleted Comments Of The Day: President Jesse Ventura Meets Poe's Law
College Grad Makes Up Stuff About Obamacare Raping Her Future, Becomes Wingnut Hero
California Congressman Goes Hollywood, Shoves Reporter Like A Boss
AP Retracts Story Claiming Terry McAuliffe Did A Fraud Because He Did Not Do The Fraud
Bipartisan Nice Time: Lawnmower Man Cleans Up DC Memorials His Own Damn Self
Ted Cruz Not Wrong About Shutdown Strategy, Says Ted Cruz
Science: Jerks Don't Understand Sarcasm, Explaining 95 Percent Of Our Letters To The Editor
Republican Party's Favorability Hits All-Time Low, Proving That We Must Repeal Obamacare
If This South Carolina Rep. Doesn't Pay His Bills, Why Should The U.S. Government?
Mitt Romney Still Flip-Flopping ... From *Beyond The Grave*!!!1!
Poor Idiot Democrat Has To Wash His Own Towels At His Taxpayer-Funded Gym Boo Hoo
American Apparel Invites You To Wear This Menstruating Vagina On Your Chest
Wannabe Texas Governor Greg Abbott Declares Himself Great Feminist, Unlike Dumb Old Wendy Davis
Ted Cruz's Insane Jihad On U.S. Government Totally Validated By This One Meme He Saw
Erick Erickson: People Only Hate Us A Little More Than They Hate Democrats, So We Win The Shutdown!
Federal Workers: Free Marital Aids Because You Deserve Love Not Money
Mormon Boy Band Thinks 'You Are So Beautiful' When You Don't Dress Like A Whore
Brave Warrior James O'Keefe Says Conservatives Should Be Brave, Have Big Balls Like Him
Let John McCain Berate And Shame You, Especially If You Are A Republican
'Hey, Why Can't I See Wonket On My iPhone Or iPad?' An Important And Thrilling Programming Note
This Christmas Movie Will Fill Your Stocking With Santorum
Running Out Of Original Bad Ideas, Congress 'Goes Green,' Recycles Failed Ideas From 2011
Americans No. 1 At Not Being No. 1 At Reading Good, Doing Mathy Things, U-S-A U-S-A!
Nice Time! Here Is Your Elizabeth Warren Going Full Jimmy Stewart On Why Government Matters
Arizona Wimps Out, Decides Not To Starve Poors During Shutdown After All
John Boehner Declares Congressional Gym Essential, Head Start Not So Much
GOP Shutdown Saves Economy From Too Much Prosperity
Wingnut Truckers Now Pledge To Arrest Congress Or At Least Clog The Beltway For Entire Weekend
Scalia Strews Seeds Of Sanity Among Mountains Of Madness In New York Magazine Interview
Arizona Legislator Will Stop 'De Fuhrer' Obama From Sending Parks & Monuments To Gas Chambers
Daily Caller Terribly Upset By Production Of Vagina Monologues That 'Outlaws White Vaginas'
Analogy Fail: Republican Rep. Compares Shutdown Fight To Gettysburg
Shep Smith Steps On His Own Deck
SNL Gave Us Gay John Boehner And Sexy Michele Bachmann And We Don't Feel Good
Nebraska Rep. Lee Terry Sings The Very Sorry Song For Liking His Gummint Money So Much
Ben Shapiro Will Boycott Ritz Crackers Because Al Sharpton, Makes Sense To Us
Darrell Issa Gets Dressed Down By Federal Court Judge For Being Stupid, Arrogant Whiny-Baby
Fox & Friends Falls For Dumb Fake News Story Saying Obama Funded Muslim Museum Himself
Hilarious Buttons At California Republican Convention Highlight Hillary Clinton's Fatal Unsexiness
Elected Teabaggers Astonished That Not Everyone Loves Teabaggers
John Boehner May Have To Murder Economy After All To Save The Economy
Shutdown, Week Two: Wingnut Civil Disobedience Reaches Peak Hilarity
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Call For Class Warfare Edition
Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Slog Through The Slushpile
Here Is How John Boehner Can Save Christmas
STOP IT. STOP SETTING YOURSELVES ON FIRE ON THE NATIONAL MALL.
Deleted Comments Of The Day: Liberal Veterans Are Fictional Edition
Porn Band Videos Nekkid Bass Player On Westboro Baptist Church's Lawn, Shocking No One
'Hush That Pretty Lyin' Mouth Of Yours,' Hero Congressman Tells Dumb Old Journalist Lady
GOP Representatives Need Their Gummint Money, So Stop Your Whining (Updated!)
Shutdown Saga: Obama Administration Desperately Trying To Pull Defeat From Jaws Of Victory
John Boehner Hopes He Won't Be Lashed Too Severely If He Rescues Economy From Default
I Braved The Tucker Carlson/Uncle Speculum Party For You, Wonket
Donald Trump Likes Hillz For 2016, If She Lives That Long, Poor Dear
Harry Reid: I Already Compromised With Boehner On Amount Of Funding, In Private, Like A Gentleman
Texas Rep. Randy Neugebauer Finds Park Ranger Responsible For Shutdown, Gives Her What For
Astonishing! Ted Cruz Turns Out To Be A Thin-Skinned Whiner-Boy!
Breaking: Shots Fired At U.S. Capitol, Lockdown In Progress, Wonkette Editrix On Scene
Sarah Palin's Facebook, GOP, So Mad About Memorial They Shut Down
Debt Ceiling Dangles Like Giant Turd Over Global Economy
If You Squint Right, Toll-Free Number For Obamacare Health Insurance Marketplace Spells A Swear
Jesse Ventura/Howard Stern 2016 Is Your New Presidential Dream Tag Team
Salon Explores The Mind Of Congressman John 'Let's Roll' Culberson, Finds Rust And Spiders (Updated)
Man Who Slapped Black Baby On Plane Pleads Guilty, Still Definitely Not Racist
Ann Romney Continues To Write President Romney Fan-Fic
Ghost Andrew Breitbart Terribly Whiny Over Furloughed Government Workers' Free Lunch
Harry Reid Won't Negotiate, Won't Cure Childhood Cancer, Won't Quit Being Awesome
Fox News Says There's No Government Shutdown; Federal Government & WIC Recipients Just Dieting
Darrell Issa Will Burn Down Obamacare With Brand-New Obamacare
Ann Romney Not Worrying Her Beautiful Mind About Neighbors' Unhappiness With Grotesque Beach Mansion
Drudge Sirens! Twitchy Discovers That Executive Branch Runs Parks, So Shutdown All Obama's Fault
Donnie Wahlberg Hanging Tough While Fellating Boston PD
Tom Clancy Killed By Death At 66
On Scale Of One To Dana Rohrabacher, How Drunk Is Dana Rohrabacher In This Video?
House Republicans Adopt New 'Cakes We Like' Strategy For Funding Government
Sen. Mike Lee Loses The Script, Admits GOP Is 'Holding Government Functions Hostage'
Rick Perry's Wife Says Thing About Abortion, Is Immediately Corrected By Loving, All-Knowing Husband
Government Shutdown Leaves Sad Klansmen Unable To Desecrate Gettysburg Battlefield
'Unskewed Polls' Guy Figures That Since Obama Is Gay, He's Probably Not A Muslim
Screw The National Zoo's Panda-Cam; Here Are Five Animal-Cams That Aren't Shut Down
The Super Awesome Government Shutdown Blame Game Has Begun
Reasonable GOP Obamacare Delay Demands Would Have Been So Reasonable, Not A Disaster
Caption Contest? Or Face-Punching Contest? You Decide!
Your Hot Hot Hot Washington DC Shutdown Party Drinky Thing Pixxx
Obama Sends 'Dear John' Letter To Federal Workers: It's Not You, It's Congress
Food Stamp Recipients Worried About Government Shutdown, Wingnuts Outraged
Did Wonkette Out Wyoming Senator John Barrasso In 2008? Maybe, We Cannot Tell!
Deleted Comment Of The Day: 'You' People Take A 'Dump' On 'Real' Americans!
Thank You, Code Pink, For Stopping The Attack On Syria
Government Shutdown Saga, Part Eleventy-Flurve
Michele Bachmann Will Save America From Obama And His Crack Cocaine Of Health Insurance
House GOP Does Not Stop Obamacare Again, But Will Probably Shut Down The Government Pretty Good
Leaders Of Greek Neo-Fascist Party Arrested, May Be Sent To FEMA Camps
I Did Yoga With Ben Bradlee's Daughter-In-Law And She Didn't Even Take Off Her Top
Tyrannical Justice Department Will Sue To Force Its 'Let Everybody Vote' Agenda on North Carolina
Texas Rep. John Culberson Wants To Do 9/11 On Obamacare, For Freedom
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Countdown To Doomsday Edition
Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks For Unreconstructed Homeschoolers
Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Compendium Of Contemptible Contretemps
Bad Minnesota Lutherans Cancel Community Theater Production Of 'Inherit The Wind,' For Freedom
Mitt Romney Lends Expert Advice To House Republicans: Don't Crush That Obamacare, Hand Me The Pliers
A Quick Reminder Of Wonky Drinking, In DC, This Saturday Night!
Ted Cruz Now Speaker Of House Of Representatives
Jenna 'The Drunk One' Bush Hager Goes Mommyblogging
McCain Aide Very Very Sorry He Unleashed Sarah Palin 'Freak Show' Upon U.S. America
PSA: We Should Not Call Republicans 'Terrorists'
Texas Will End Teen Pregnancy By Spending $1.2 Million Telling Teens To Keep It In Their Pants
Florida Woman Who Got 20 Years For Shooting Wall Gets New Trial
Allen West Canned Or Something For Calling A Lady A Jew
‘Atlas Shrugged’ Producers Launch Kickstarter To Finish Their Self-Reliant Epic
Hero Heteros Fight For Straight Rights On Campus
Former Senator Alan Simpson Explains: Lynne Cheney Is A Filthy Liar
Wendy Davis Decides She Will Be Next Texas Governor, If That's All Right With You All
Wonkette DC Partytime, Excellent!
During Fake Filibuster Senators Dick Durbin And Ted Cruz Derpbate Motel Maids On Medicaid
Report: Sad Bradlee Dean Has No More Ministry Maybe :(
Ted Cruz Bravely Joins Senate In Passing Bill He Yammered Against For 21 Hours
You're Good Enough, You're Smart Enough, And Dog-Gone It, Joe Biden Likes You
Nice Time! George HW And Barbara Bush Attend Same-Sex Wedding In Maine
Who Invited The New York Times To Our 'Cory Booker Flirted With A Stripper' Party?
Comedian-On-Journalist Violence Is Real And Spectacular
'Home Grown' Jihadis And Invisible Gorillas About Equally Dangerous To U.S. Americans
Chris Wallace Won't Listen To The Voices In Tucker Carlson's Head Telling Him Obama's Racist
Ted Cruz Is Not The Darth Vader Impersonator You Were Looking For
Are We There Yet? Ted Cruz FINALLY Shuts Up Whining About Obamacare
Texas Voter ID Law May End Octogenarian's 60-Year Vote Fraud Spree
Jesse Jackson Shows Ted Cruz How 'Green Eggs And Ham' Should be Read
Ted Cruz Has Fake Filibuster To Create B-Roll For 2016 Campaign
Deleted Comments Of The Day: Stop Betraying Ur Native Soil!
GOP Terrified That Obamacare Will Make It Easier For Poors To Vote
Missouri House Staffer Leaves Loaded Gun In Public Restroom, Location of Cannoli Undetermined
AIG CEO Upset At Being 'Lynched' By Taxpayers, With Words
Hero Tennessee Parent Discovers 'World Culture' Elective Includes Islam, Hijinks Ensue
Prop 8 Crew Getting The Band Back Together To Save California From Scourge Of Transgender Restrooms
Lynne Cheney Is Basically A Mob Boss Now
Ex-Smoker Obama Turns Into Giant Smoking Scold
Pennsylvania School Administrators' Texts Not All Racist -- Some Were Sexist, Too
'Captain Underpants' Series Stars In This Year's Banned Book Week; Suck It, '50 Shades'
Fun & Games, Congress-Style: Government Shutdown Edition
Ted Cruz, Humble Man Of The People, Refused To Study With Anyone From 'The Lesser Ivies'
Rand Paul: If John Roberts Loves Obamacare So Much, He Should Gay Marry It
Today's Totally True Story From The New York Post: Hillary Clinton To Huma, 'It's Weiner Or Me'
Gretchen Carlson's Pants, Gretchen Carlson's Pants, Gretchen Carlson's Pants
Nice Retired GOP Rep. Is Nice, A Hippie, Not A Jerk
Colombian Politician Deliberately Overdoses On Boner Pills, Loses Caucus
Sarah Palin Threatens Senate Run If Obamacare Isn't Defunded
Ted Cruz Has Cunning Plan To Stop Obamacare: Shut Down Military For Freedom Or Something
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special All-You-Can-Hate Edition
Sundays With The Christianists: Letters To Yr Humble Editor, Confederate Flag Envelope Edition
Derp Roundup: Your Weekend Mixtape Of Rightwing Noise
It's Getting Hot In Here, Starbursts, Lady Squids With Balls, And More In This Week's Sci-Blog!
Wendy Davis Announces She Will Announce Something, Possibly About Cute New Shoes
Tom DeLay Can't Wait To Conceal His Weapon Again, For Old Times' Sake
Deleted Comments Of The Day: Leave Bristol Alooooooone
Ghost Breitbart Outraged: Obama May Blame Republicans If Republicans Shut Down Government
Civil Rights Legend Ted Yoho Vows To Honor MLK And Rosa Parks By Killing Obamacare
Ted Cruz's Guide To Unmake Friends And Alienate People, Part Infinity
Skeevy Pastor Arrested After His 'Healing Hands' Groped More Than 20 Women
Oh SNAP Also! Sarah Palin Steals 'Clever' Highbrow Joke From Her Aunt Billie, Twitchy Swoons
Excellent Judge Of Character Rand Paul Wants GOP To Be More Like Charlie Sheen, We Guess?
Iowa Congresscritter Steve King Says Illegal Immigrants Doing 9/11 To America All The Time
Benghazi, Part Eleventy Billion: The Return Of The Revenge Of The Bride Of Benghazi
Glenn Beck Previews New Leonardo DiCaprio Flick, Gives It Zero Stars Before It Actually Exists
Forbes' Randroid Columnist Tells 99% To Stop Whining And Help The Rich Already
Ted Cruz Will Not Destroy America To Stop Obamacare, GOP Wingnuts Miffed
New York City, We Will Be Marching On Your 'Drinking Liberally' Tonight
MSNBC's Chuck Todd Explains Media Don't Need To Show You No Stinking Facts On Obamacare
Scary Uncle Sam Monster Will Impregnate You With Rosemary's Child In Hot New Anti-Obamacare Ad
Giant Baby Congresscritter Throws Tantrum Over Paltry $172K Salary
Deleted Comments Of The Day: Stop Being Ugly And Vile
Red State's Erick Erickson Goes Gynecological On GOP And Obamacare
Appeals Court Says Catholic-Owned Business Still Has To Pay For Slut Pill Insurance
Bristol Palin Wants To Singlehandedly Murder Planned Parenthood, With Her Vagina
We Were Told There Would Be No Math In Your Gun Fun Times Roundup
We Are In Dirty Hippie Love With This Oregon Health Exchange Ad
CJ Cregg Does 'The Jackal' Again, Like It Is Still 2002 And We Still Love Our Fake Liberal President
Tyrannical Virginia Gun Law Kept DC Shooter From Buying AR-15
Signs And Wonders: The Dudepocalypse Is At Hand
Mitch McConnell's Hero GOP Challenger Will Protect Your Constitutional Right To Beat Your Wife
Sorry Right-Wing Media But Gun-Snatching Bill Clinton Did Not Cause DC Navy Yard Shooting
Massachusetts Congressional Candidate Carl Sciortino's Campaign Ad May Increase Diabetes Risk
Flawless Victory! Maine Gov. Paul LePage Spends $700,000, Catches 45 Cases Of Welfare Fraud. Maybe.
Florida Gov. Rick Scott Discovers True Cause Of 2008 Recession: Previous Florida Gov. Charlie Crist
Deleted Comments Of The Day: The 'League Of The South' May Never Love Us, We Fear
Dana Loesch's Desk Is A Joyous Celebration Of Violence
You Finally Have A Chance To Get The Sexy Jesse Jackson Jr. Swag You've Always Dreamed Of
North Carolina Cops Shoot Dangerous Black Man Running Toward Them For Help After Crash
What Are The Christianists Saying About Getting Kidnapped By Satanists Today?
Fearing Witchcraft, House Republicans Pull Proposal For National Science Laureate
The Courtship Of Jessa Duggar Is Here; Also Here, Your Vomit
A Children's Treasury Of Measured, Thoughtful Reactions To The Navy Yard Shootings
Obama Reminds Republican Losers They Are The Losingest Losers Who Lost Like Losers
Not Much Known About Washington Navy Yard Shootings, But Guns Definitely Not To Blame
Michelle Obama Wants Kids To 'Drink Up,' Conservatives Now Hate Water
Global Nice Time: Fewer Kids Dying Of Horrible Diseases, Hooray!
'Death Panel' Inventor Betsy McCaughey Warns Obamacare Will Force Doctors To Ask You About Buttsex
Nice Time! All Californians Will Be Rich Now With $10 Minimum Wage Hooray!
Pam Geller Converts Routine FBI Bulletin Into Warning That Scary Muslims Will Blow Up All Our Oil
Here Are Your Happy Nice Time Launch Party Pictures Of Spilled Beer And Vomit
Did Mitt Romney Model Bugle Boys In This Old Value City Ad?
Sad Breitbart Reporter Will Truthsplain To You About Truth And The Liberals Who Won't Tell It
Summers Vs. Warren Banking Committee Cage Match Canceled As Larry Summers Craps Out
Peggy Noonan Does Not Care For This Impertinent Cossack Vladimir Putin
Sweet Irony: Wendy Davis 'Too Stupid To Be Governor,' Tweets Longtime Rick Perry Strategist
John McCain Asks One More Time If We Can Please Bomb Syria, Pretty Please?
Minneapolis: A Mayoral Candidate In Every Lake And A Coffee Cup In Every Hand
Want To Write About Rich People And Their Rich People Mansions? The Wall Street Journal Wants YOU!
Here Is A Non-Comprehensive List Of The Rapacious Billionaires Who Are Ruining America
Tina Brown As Bad At Charity As She Is At Running Magazines And Websites
Old Handsome Joe Biden Slanders Neanderthals With Comparison To VAWA Opponents
It's A Happy Nice Time Party Who Could Ask For More?
Fear Not, Lovers Of Chaos And Dysfunction: House GOP Is Full Speed Ahead On Shutdown, Debt Default
Deleted Comments Of The Week: Yr Wonkette Stands Accused Of Advocating 'Southern Genocide'
Florida Pastor Terry Jones Arrested For Improperly Storing And Transporting Kerosene In 2998 Korans
Congratulations, Congress! Americans Hate You Slightly Less Now
Hello! It Is I, Vladimir Putin!
OK, So Maybe Nobody Really Bought 'Female Pleasure Machine' For Michele Bachmann. But Why Not?
Alex Jones Warns Of Obama's Plot To Replace Humanity With Cyborgs, Is Somehow Not Taken Seriously
New Pope Insists On Being Nice To Atheists & Driving An Old Renault
Donald Trump Keeps The 'Me' In 'Memorial'
Sydney Leathers' New Boobs Bounce Importantly Into Anthony Weiner's Concession Speech
Tina Brown To Leave Daily Beast, Now Free To Ruin New Publication
Never Forget (Except For The Stuff They Wish We'd Forget, You Can Go Ahead And Forget That Stuff)
Marriott Offers Limited Time 9/11 Memorial Muffins, Because YOLO
NRA Fires Two Colorado State Senators For Doing Their Jobs And Voting On Stuff
A Children's Treasury Of Bitching About Obama's Syria Speech
Ken Layne Interviews The Devil About 9/11, Stuff
Florida Congressthing Ileana Ros-Lehtinen Killed Anti-Child-Bride Bill, Because Abortion
Instapundit Glenn Reynolds Will Now Dumbsplain Why Barack Obama Is Like A Black Neville Chamberlain
Glenn Beck Turns Hippie Peacenik, 'Cause War Is A Progressive Trip, Man
White House Will Happily Pretend Yesterday's Syria Breakthrough Was Their Plan All Along
Dozens Of Neo-Confederates Plan Rally To Save Southern Whiteness
Tuesday Nice Time! Tennessee Town Finds Perfect Answer To Wingnut 'Family Values' Dude
Michele Bachmann Prays God Will Stop Hillary, Also Make News Slower So She Can Keep Up
Wisconsin Golf Course Gets Lots Of Free Publicity, Death Threats, With Awesome 9/11 Special
Sarah Palin Has Answer To Syria: 'Bomb Obamacare'
Free Speech For Tech Dudes Is Dead In America Because You People Can't Take A Joke
New Iowa Law Lets Blind People Carry Guns In Public, Because Of Course It Does
Mike Huckabee Offers Creative Renovation Advice For United Nations Building
Meghan McCain Has New Teevee Show To Save The Republican Party, And The World!
Secession Is The New Orange, Which Is The New Black: Maryland Edition
George Zimmerman Stays Out Of Jail Again
Tonight! Crossfire Returns To America's Airwaves, Twitters, Facebooks, MySpaces, and Sonograms
Did Tampa Port Chief And Slumlord Get Public Funds For His Filthy Hovels? Would You Believe 'Yes'?
Five Things George Zimmerman Might Have Been Doing When He Got Arrested With That Gun (Updated)
Kentucky Tea Party Will Murder Public Libraries, For Freedom
Washington D.C. Poors Who Somehow Managed To Purchase Homes Still Getting Royally Boned
Strap It On, It Is T-Minus-Four Days To Launch Of Wonket's Holy Media Empire
Breaking Bad Legos-Not-Legos Toyset Greatly Outrages Perennially Outraged Daily Mail
Congresscritters Bachmann, Gohmert, & King Love Egyptian Coup, Think Muslim Brotherhood Did 9/11
Poor Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Just Could Not Stop All Those Women From Sexing Him
DC To Tyrannize All These 'Sons Of Liberty' Bikers, Make Them All Stop At Stoplights :(
New York's Peter King Yells 'First!' In GOP 2016 Comment Thread
Relive The Cold War In Your Very Own Underground Apocalypse House
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: The Everything Is Really Sad, Even The Good Things, Edition
Moon Rockets, Space Brains, And Vampire Squid, All In This Week's Sci-Blog!
A Children's Treasury Of Derp: Your Weekend Roundup Of Dumbth
John McCain Just Wants To Get Hiiiiiiiiiiigh
New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg: Why Must Racist Bill De Blasio Have A Black Wife And Son?
Pat Robertson So Mad About Accurate Documentary On His Terrible Rwanda Charity Scam
CDC Says Teen Pregnancy Rate Is Falling, Blames Obama
Catholic Bishop Explains How The Church Has Handled That Sexual Abuse Thingy Quite Nicely, Thanks
John McCain Might Need To Impeach Obama For Giving Him The War He Always Wanted
Mike Huckabee Has 'Not Ruled Out' Losing To Hillary Or Ted Cruz In 2016
Fox's Eric Bolling Has Innovative Idea: Save Money By Encouraging Prison Suicides
USDA Finds Farm Subsidy Waste, So GOP Will Cut Food Stamps
Minnesota In-Laws Just Can't Quit Accidentally Shooting Each Other; Drinking Somehow Not Involved
Colorado Republican Just Can't Let This Fried Chicken Thing Go
Donald Trump Accidentally Right About A Thing
Newsmax Guy Wishes Blacks Would Shut Up Already
Gun Rights Group Will Shower Your Neighborhood With Weapons And Candy
National Review: Hispanics Triumph In American Dream Of Lifetime Working At Walmart
Team Romney Quite Sure You People Must Wish You'd Voted For Mitt By Now. Right? RIGHT?
End Times Fetishists: Blowing Syria Off The Map Is Cool Because Israel Has To Fight Russia Sometime
Kansas GOP Jealous Of Congress Hogging All The Ways To Shame Poor Hungry People
Nikki Haley Locks Self Out Of Governor's Mansion In Robe Like Classic Sitcom Housewife
Today's Gun Fun Times Roundup: Let's Pretend Anything We Do Can Make A Difference!
Anthony Weiner Innocent! (Of Being A Schmuck To That Jewish Guy, Not Of Everything Else)
Marco Rubio Would Not Like To Try Your Sample Of Obamacare Thank You Very Much
Republican Hearings Just Asking Questions, Definitely Not Trying To Sabotage Obamacare, No, Never
Anthony Weiner Rings In Jewish New Year With Talmudic Debate About Whether He Is A 'Scumbag'
Boston Mayor Will Show Detroit How Much He Loves It By Blowing It Sky High
Sure, Might As Well Give Two U.S. Senators To Northern California County Too
Liz Cheney Is Your New Winston Churchill, Will Stop Obamacare From Annexing The Sudetenland
Radio Wingnut Sandy Rios Worries That Obama Will Gay Up Our Beautiful Missile Attack On Syria
John McCain: Poker? He Doesn't Even ... Oh Never Mind
Texas Fertilizer Plants Say No Thanks To Fire Inspections, Fire Marshal Sorry To Have Bothered Them
Sad Old Navy Preacher Has Cunning Plan To Protect Innocent Wedding Photographers From The Gays
Texas Oil & Gas Regulator Getting Ready For 'Independence.' You Know, Just In Case.
Glenn Beck's The Blaze Making Sense Again By Reminding Us That Everyone Reclines
GOP Done Being Mad Obama Isn't Asking For Permission To Bomb Syria; Now Mad ... You Get The Idea
Neverending Nice Time: Aussie PM Kevin Rudd Smacks Down Bible Guy On Gay Marriage
Richard Cohen Thinks Miley Cyrus Raped That Poor Girl In Steubenville
Mitch McConnell Opposed Violence Against Women Before He Was For It
More Nice Time! Socialist Boston Schools To Give Free Lunches To Every Kid Including The Poors
A Children's Treasury Of Derp: Your Labor Day Loonworld Roundup
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: The Phoning It In Holiday Weekend Edition
Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks For Homeschoolers In A House Divided
All The Brainz That's Fit To Eat, And More In This Week's Sci-Blog!
Radio Wingnut Kevin Swanson Explains How Demons Guided Mark Twain
Even Nicer Nice Time! Ruth Bader Ginsburg To Do Some Gay Marrying
Responsible Gun Owners On Parade
Liz Cheney Is 'Not Pro-Gay Marriage'; Is, However, World's Worst Sister
Wingnut Reveals Awful Truth About Chris Christie's Sex Cult
Nice Time! Christian School That Gave Creationist Quiz Is Mercifully Euthanized
George Zimmerman's Wife Second Amendmented Their Marriage Night Before He Shot Trayvon Martin
How Many Lies Did Bill O'Reilly Just Put Into His Own On-Air Correction?
Ted Nugent's Wife Accidentally Second Amendments DFW Airport
Uh Oh, Peggy Noonan Has Thoughts On 'Work'
Total Hippie Eric Holder Says Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em, Washington and Colorado
Georgia Insurance Commissioner Proudly Explains How He's Screwing Up Obamacare To Help Everyone
Man, CNBC So Ready For You To Make A 'Killing' Off Your Upcoming Syria War
Yale Daily News 'Still Learning' About 'Irony'
Washington Man Shooting Pot Arrows At Jail Was Just Trying To Get The Squirrels Hiiiiiiigh
Non-Elitist Washington Times Very Unhappy Government Elites Invented 'Honey Boo Boo'
Striking Fast Food Workers Hope To Be Treated As Well As Lab Animals Someday
Pennsylvania GOP Governor Logically Compares Gay People To Dumb Little Children
NY Post Says Anthony Weiner Faked It. Crowds, At Events, That Is
Wonkette Completely Destroyed By Cenk Uygur's Blistering Logic Bombs
Liveblogging Barack Obama Pretending Martin Luther King Jr. Was A Liberal
You Will Definitely Believe How Racist This Daily Caller Article Is
Deadbeat Dad Joe Walsh Rewrites 'I Have A Dream' Speech To Count The Ways Black People Suck
Howard Kurtz Appoints Himself Chief Constabulary Of The Islamic Religious Police
Liberal Institute For Policy Study Lies About Rich People With Clever Use Of 'Math'
Congresscritter Gary Miller Knows Immigrants' Pain, Because He Moved From Arkansas To California
Did You Know Homosexuals Commit Half Of All Big City Murders? It Is Probably 'True'
Cosign Ditto RT This ----> Very Good Idea From 'Climate Name Change'
Oral Roberts University Bald Eagle Smacks Window, Is Unaccountably Not Considered Omen Of Doom
Texas Swears It Didn't Make Up Jars Of Feminist Poop, Will Prove It, Or, Uh...
Pat Robertson Educates About Murderous Intent Of Gays Like Shepard Smith
Breaking! Exclusive! Must Credit Snipy! Shocking Story About Snipy's Departure!
Cory Booker Refuses To Douse Hopes That Everyone Can Sleep With Him Maybe
The Wonkette Empire Strikes Back
Arizona Wingnuts Simply Do Not Care For John McCain's Sex Affair With All The Mexicans
Tucson Hero Saved Gabby Giffords's Life But Is Unacceptably Gay
Mike Huckabee: Kill Obamacare By Increasing Government Funding For Healthcare
Fox: Why Are Women So Greedy, With Their Breast And Ovarian Cancer Costing Men All This Money?
Deleted Comments Of The Week: Our Aggression Against Golf Will Not Stand, Man
Missouri State Legislator Nabbed With Marijuana, May Also Listen To BeBop, Cavort With Hussies
Non-Racist Alex Jones Wonders Why All These Racist Blacks & Hispanics Keep Attacking Him
Kathleen Parker: MLK Jr. Would Want Racist Obama To Stop Talking About Race Already, Sheesh
'Pro-Lifers' Save Women From Specter Of Open Health Clinics
Oregon War Memorial Explosion Has To Be Atheist Terrorism, Because Duh, Atheists
Are You On The NYPD's List Of 'Demographic Americans'? Are You Brown? Then Yes!
Nice Time! Let's All Watch This Former U.S. Attorney Yelling At James O'Keefe!
Bobby Jindal Explains: Racism Is Stupid Because Aren't We All Christians Anyway?
George Will Explains How Single Moms Make Martin Luther King Jr. Cry
Donald Trump's 'University' Kind Of Scammy, Believe It Or Not
Millionaire Golfer Phil Mickelson Feels The Pain Of The Underclass: The Poor, Poor CEOs
Wonkette's Teen Korner For Teenz: Best Palz Edition
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: The Edition That Made Us Feel Good In That Special Way
Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks For Confederate Homeschoolers
History Nice Time: Jean Shepherd On The Radio Right After The March On Washington
A Children's Treasury Of Derp: So Much Crazy, So Little Time
Buzzfeed Pimps Out Anti-Abortion Lies Because It Is Terrible
Mean Old 'The Media' (Wonkette) Is Oppressing Cenk Uygur, Please Send Him Money To Dry His Tears
In Completely Unforeseeable Coincidence, Anti-Vaccine Church Hit By Measles Outbreak
FishbowlDC May Call Tucker Carlson As A Character Witness Or Something, Seems About Right
Race War Roundup: A Children's Treasury Of Loveable Rogues
Lindsey Graham's Teabag Opponent Calls Him A Big Ol' Princess Lady
Brave, Totally Not Homophobic Oklahoma Senator Fights For Equality Of Straight Soldiers
Eliot Spitzer's Comptroller Race Just Got A Lot More Frottage
Let's All Listen To Texas Lt. Governor David Dewhurst Calling Police To Get Niece Out Of Pokey
Cato Institute Says Welfare Is Awesome!
You Guys, Let's All Give M. Joseph Sheppard A Dollar (Or Not)
Senator Tom Coburn: Obama Is My Friend, Let's IMPEACH!
San Diego Mayor Bob Filner To Resign, Pursue Private Sector Opportunities In Sexual Harassment
New York Times Copyeditor Is Not An Ally
Why I, United States Senator Ted Cruz, Don’t Want to Be Canadian Anymore
D.C. Proposes Welfare Reefer For Poor Jazz Criminals
Charles Krauthammer Wants To Get Hiiiiiiiigh
Tennessee Church Harshes Nice Time, Shuns Mom For Holding Gay Daughter's Hand
Syria: Come For The Bloody Civil War, Stay For The Sarin Gas
Ron Paul Doesn't Hate Jews, He Just Speaks To Groups That Hate Jews
Today In Gun Fun Times: Eat Hot Lead With That Pumpkin Scone, And Other Dumb Gun News
Nice Time: Good Guy With A Calm Voice Stops A Bad Guy With A Gun
Republican Plan To Prove Abortion Is Dangerous And Bad Proves Exact Opposite, Oops!
Forget 'White Hispanic'; Daily Caller, Fox, Find White Teen Who Is 'Black'
Dumb Texas Governor Rick Perry Hates Obamacare, Would Like Some Obamacare Please
San Diego Gets Own Nuclear Debacle As Fukushima Pees Radiation Into The Sea
The Daily Caller Reveals: Barack Obama Is A Lady, With Oves And Fallopes And A Vagina And Everything
How Is Maureen Dowd Committing Journalistic Malpractice Today?
Louisiana Republicans On Federal Response To Hurricane Katrina: Thanks, Obama!!!1!
Wingnut Convinces Self That Yr Wonkette Consorts With Demons, Muslims
ShockerScandalBreakingAndWhatNot! DC Rep Eleanor Holmes Norton Asks Someone For Money (In 2010)!
Deleted Comments of The Day: Birthers, Purity Trolls, And More!
Herman Cain's Internet Home For Giving Herman Cain Money Is A Mere Shell Of Its Former Shell
Wingnut Texas Congressional Candidate Tries This 'Reddit' Thing, Gets Laughed Off Internet
Oh Yeah, We Should Definitely Give An Extra Two United States Senators To 'Northern Colorado'
In Gift To Headline Writers, Feds Bust Romanian Princess's Oregon Cockfighting Ring
Obama Just Might Defund Obamacare Like GOP Wants, Says Insane GOPer Jim DeMint
Hero Republican Legislator Will Protect Son From California's Transgender Restroom Tyranny
BREAKING: Sarah Palin Does Not Have A Future, Says Last Guy In America To Realize That
Radio Wingnut Kevin Swanson Warns Boy Scouts Want To Cannibalize Your Sodomy Badges
Canadian Ted Cruz Shocked -- Shocked! -- To Learn He Is Canadian
Tyrant Obama Smashes Constitution Again, This Time With $4 Cell Phone Fee
Ancient North Carolina Lady Resigns Senate To Personally Register Every Voter Herself
Obamas Acquire Adorable New Focus For Wingnut Outrage
Newest Wingnut Fad: Obama Decrees That 3 X 4 = 11
Anti-Abortion Plan Funded By Fracking Billionaire About As Ethical As You'd Expect
Slap-Happy Newspaper Publisher Just Can't Stop Slapping People In The Face
Tucker Carlson's Daily Caller Simply Does Not Care For All These Whorish 'Teachers' Whoring It Up
Scott Brown To Simultaneously Run for President, Governor, Senate, Homecoming Queen
CIA Admits It Waterboarded Noam Chomsky At Area 51 While Planning Iran Coup
Canada Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Ted Cruz Denies Canadian Citizenship
Russian Athletes Get Kissy Facey, May Or May Not Be Protesting Stupid Anti-Gay Law
West Virginia Judge Indicted After Trying To Live Out Bad Noir Movie Plot
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: The Friedman-Free Edition We've Been Longing For
A Children's Treasury Of Nazi-Themed Signs At Jim Hoft's Sad Dumb Los Angeles Teabag Thing
Sundays With The Christianists: American History Books To Shield Homeschoolers From Heresy
Hitherto Undiscovered Wingnut Sarah Hoyt Makes Strong Wonkette Debut With Kirk Douglas Fanfic
Wonkette's Teen Korner For Teenz: Earnest Anti-Racism Edition
Remember, Los Angeles Wonkers: Today We Tell The Stupidest Man On the Internet To #Payup
Friday Nice Time: WWE Wrestler Exits Closet, What Are You Gonna Do About It?
Fox News: These Polar Bears Aren't Starving Fast Enough! Starve, Polar Bears, Starve!
Why Won't Barack Obama Just Shut Up About This Rodeo Clown Already?
Chris Christie May Or May Not Protect New Jersey's Very Ill Youth From Scourge Of Medical Pot
Sarah Palin: Get The Government Out Of Our Government Farm Subsidies
If You Like Dumb Things That Are Wrong, You'll Love Jennifer Rubin's Latest Column
Black Off-Duty Indiana Firefighter Should Have Been In Uniform Before Waving At Cops
Which Gay One-Legged Iraq War Veterans Are We Booing In San Antonio Today?
Listen To A Bunch Of Idiots On San Antonio Councilwoman's Staff Try To Figure Out: What Makes A Gay?
Wingnut Radio Host Bryan Fischer Still Nattering On About The Pixels, The Pixels
Texas Defends Voter Redistricting Plan With 'Hey, We Could Be A Lot More Racist About This'
Stupidest Man On The Internet Warns Obamacare Storm Troopers Will Come For Your Children
Obama Coming To Your House To Ram Birth Control Pills Down Your Throat, Probably
Will No One Stand Up For WaPo's Poor Pitiful Jennifer Rubin?
Did You Know The Clintons Were Always Threatening To Murder Linda Tripp? It Is Probably 'True'
Tennessee State Sen. Stacey Campfield Saves Christmas From Nonexistent Threats
Nefarious Homosexual Lobby Gets Megyn Kelly A Better Fox News Time Slot, Makes The Bigots Sad
Texas Congresscritter Steve Stockman Invites Racist Rodeo Clown To Sit On His Lap
Michelle Obama Terrifies Nation With Hippity-Hop Love Songs To Vegetables
Hippies At Seattle P.D. Will Feed You Snacks For Your Trip On 'The Pot'
Florida Man With Private Arsenal Just Wanted To Stand His Ground Against Obama, Own Family
Republicans Vow To Cut Food Stamps In Areas Full Of Lazy Republicans
Jesse Jackson Jr. Goes To Prison, Wonders If The Pacific Is As Blue As It Is In His Dreams
Third-Rate Teevee Preacher Tells All: Obama Is Possessed By Demons And That's Why We Have The NSA
Cory Booker Deflects Bullet Of Emo Liberal Peevishness, Will Leap U.S. Capitol In Single Bound
Glenn Beck Worried Progressives Coming To Smother Your Kids With Metaphors
Gun-Toting 'Pro-life' Thugs Want Abortion Clinic Shut Down To Keep Away Gun-Toting 'Pro-life' Thugs
White House Telegraphs Support For Egyptian Military; Tweets Picture Of Joe Biden With Joe Camel
Iowa Rep. Steve King Wins The Morning With Anti-Immigration Rally For Crowd Of Tens
Paula Deen's Long National Whitemare Finally Over (Partly)
Donald Trump, Other Birthers Totally Peachy With Canadian Anchor Baby Ted Cruz To President Us
Sorry, New Jersey Man, You Forgot To Pay Your Insurance Carrier's 26 Cents, Please Go Die
World Savior Ron Paul's Media Empire Is Born In Lowly Internet Teevee Thing
Pat Buchanan: When Will The Gays Stop Oppressing Putin?
WaPo's Richard Cohen None Too Pleased With Hillary Clinton's Age, Vagina
Rick Santorum Does Not Care For Your 'Marxism Talk' About 'The Middle Class,' Which Does Not Exist
Washington Man Sentenced For Dispensing Armed Anti-Smoking Message
Wingnuts Furious: Black Kid Said The Darnedest Thing
Breitbart Unafraid To Ask: Why Is Oprah Winfrey Such A Racist Liar?
Boston Mobster Whitey Bulger's Conviction Inspires Daily Caller To Examine Their Tumescence
WaPo's Jennifer Rubin: John Bolton Is Louis CK And George W. Bush Is Mother Teresa
Oklahoma Up-And-Comer Markwayne Mullin Protects America From Inflation, Math
Tennessee Judge Rejects Messiah And Isn't Even Jewish Probably
Eric Holder: Let's Blow This Joint
Texas Rep: Republicans Could Totally Full-On Impeach Obama If It Weren't For That Meddling Senate
How Is Obama Secretly Gaying Today?
Mitch McConnell Is Your New Justin Bieber
Do You Love Being First Against The Wall? Then Dean & Deluca's $75 Ice Is The Ice For You
Fancy Book-Writing Man Explains Why Zombie Ayn Rand Will Never Die
Deleted Email Of The Day: Stop Libeling Us Jazz Potheads, You Drunks!
At Texas Legislator's Car Dealership, Tasings Will Continue Until Morale Improves
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Dowd Isn't Even The Worst Thing In It, There Are Also Sex Tips For Teens
Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks For Children In Peculiar Institutions
Nice Time: Kentucky Approves New Science Standards That Include Actual Science
Who's Who Of Wingnuttia Gathers For Family Leadership Summit In Iowa To Praise Jesus, Hate Obama
Wonkette's Teen Korner For Teenz: Yolo Swag Twenty-Three Skidoo Edition
Up-And-Coming Oklahoma Rep. Markwayne Mullin Vs. The Birther Princess & The Physically Fit Poors
Anthony Weiner. Dude, What Is Up?
You Can Have Our Confederate Battle Flag When You Pry It From Our Cold Dead Hands...Again
Scott Walker Lackey Loses Job Because Satan Loves Undocumented Immigrants
Scott Brown's Brother Bruce Arrested For Being Completely Terrifying, Other Stuff
Cancel All Your Friday Nights: MSNBC To Present 'Scream At Stews With Alec Baldwin'
Justice Department Threatens to Rap Banks on Wrist, Again
Hawaii's Senator Brian Schatz Didn't Actually Do Sex On That Sheep
Commies at 'Business Insider' Just Cold Destroying Capitalism Now
Ebony And Daily Caller Locked In Existential Debate About Nature Of Jokes, Reality
What's Bringing On The Apocalypse This Week? How About Immigration Reform?
Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli Personally Lying To All The Sluts About Their Bortions
Rush Limbaugh Saddened By Obama's Un-Dignity, With The Teevee, And The Jay Leno
PSA: No, Men, You Cannot Rape A Child Even If She Is Hot And Slutty And Only Says No Twice
Tony Perkins Will Save The Children From The Perils Of Learning
Stupidest Man On Internet Astonished That Muslims In Gitmo Allowed Food And Religion
Nice Time: Liz Warren And Ed Markey Being Total Hippies Again
How Is President Obama Being Un-White Today?
No One Can Overtake Steve King In The Race To The Bottom Of Climate Change Stupidity
Rich Nor-Cal Town With Hilarious Police Blotter Also Whimsical In Its Racial Profiling
Sanjay Gupta Wants To Get 'High' On The Pot Like A Common Jazz Criminal
Never Mind, Racism Not Over Yet: Twitchy Discovers Ebony Magazine, A Mag For The Blacks
Racism Over Forever As Detroit Voters Are Okay With White Guy
Chris Christie Gobbling Up Federal Sandy Muneez To Make Commercials Starring Him
One Time Judge Louie Gohmert Made A Gimp Suit Out Of Duct Tape For This One Defendant
Rick Santorum Says Kids Won't Shower At YMCA Because Abortion, Forgets It's Because Of Teh Ghey
Here Is Your Al Qaeda Conference Call Bingo Card, For Freedom, And Jihad
Terror 'Experts': 'Crazy-Pants' Yemen Plot Goes Up To Eleven
BREAKING! David Vitter Does Thing That Is Kind Of Okay
Quarter-Billionaire Mitt Romney A Total Communist Now (Because He Hadn't Flip-Flopped On That Yet)
Mitt Romney Says Thing, Upsets Wingnuts; No, This Is Not A Rerun From Last August
Rush Limbaugh Decides Valerie Jarrett Did Benghazi, Probably Under Telepathic Orders From Bo The Dog
Fox Nation Simply Does Not Care For Fort Hood Suspect's Fancy Sky Limousine
Penis. Wine. Penis Wine. That Is All, Just Penis Wine.
Tennessee Nice Time: Chattanooga Suburb Gives Gays Oral Care
Baptists Warn SCOTUS Of Unitarian Threat
Happy Bin Laden Determined To Strike In U.S. Day!
Gag Reflex: Big Gas Tries To Get Kids To Shut The Frack Up
Slow Clap For The Daily Caller, Everybody. Slow. Clap.
Doctors Prove George W. Bush Has A Heart; Repair It For Him
Republican SuperPAC Has Exciting New Hillary-Slapping Game And More Fun From Last Decade
Amazon's Jeff Bezos Thinks It Would Be Fun To Run A 'News-Paper'
Sydney Leathers Is Your Newest Octomom, With The Pornos, And The Sad
Super-Smart Mens' Rights Activist Attorney Is Your New Rosa Parks, America
Your Monday Nice Time: Chris Wallace Yells At Eric Cantor For Failing at Congress
Colin Powell Did Sexty Emails To Some Hot Romanian Chick, Was Bad At It
RNC To NBC: That Hillary Clinton Movie Is Not Threatening To Us At All, Please Cancel It
Rep. Ted Yoho Says Obamacare Is Racist Against Tan-Challenged Americans
Politico's Ben White Now A Pissy Junior High School Girl We Guess
Today In Gun Fun Times: Should We Arm Our Precious Snowflake College Students?
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: All Weiner All The Time Edition
Selfish Jerk Debbie Wasserman Schultz Has Personal Ambitions, Thinks She's A Man
Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks For Happy Factory Urchins
Wingnuts Still Think Gays Are Like Pedophiles And Kidnappers, Because Sex
Wonkette's Teen Korner For Teenz: 'It's The Thought That Counts' Edition
Have A Great Weekend, Try Not To Get Murdered In The Terror Plots!
Screw Your Salmon And Your Virgin Wilderness, Alaska, America Hungers For Molybdenum
Happy Birthday, Victoria Jackson, From Your BFF's At Your Wonket!
NRA Will Not Lay Down Its Weary Head Until Teenagers Can Buy Guns Everywhere
Peggy Noonan Is Writing About Furries Now Y'all
Conservative Newspaper Editor Fired For Rude Headline About Putting Something In President's Butt
Totally Sane Congressman: Obama Is Hiding Benghazi Witnesses Away, Probably In FEMA Camps, Why Not
MWM Seeks Discreet Female Who Knows Where Her Delete Key Is
'Ex-Gay Pride' Rally Draws Crowd Of Ten, Makes Us Actually Sad For Them, Oh Well We Are Over It
The New Republic: Why Can't All These Journokids Be More Like That Nice Luke Russert?
Yale Gets Medieval On Rapists With Written Reprimands And Sometimes Even Suspension
Deleted Comment Of The Day: We Get Called On Our Hypocritical Beck / Limbaugh Hatred
12-Year-Old Robs Lemonade Stand At BB Gunpoint; NRA Silent So We'll Assume He Is White
Peter King Compares Rand Paul To Hitler Appeasers, Brilliantly Avoids Godwin's Law
Christmas Comes Early For Sarah Palin's Grifty Thing
Ted Cruz Can't Sit At Cool Kids' Table In Senate Cafeteria, Has Giant Sad
Nice Time (With An Asterisk): JP Morgan To Fork Over Some Actual Cash-ish For Enron-ing California
Congresscritter Yells At Nuns About How Poor People Are All Their Fault
Student Loan Bill Lubes Up At Least Before Screwing Students
Nice Time! Minnesota Gays Get Hitched Up All Legal-Like
Creepy San Diego Mayor Only Did Sexual Harassment To All Those Chicks 'Cause No One Told Him Not To
Russia Grants Snowden Asylum, Because It's Not Like He Is Gay
Michigan College President Really Tired Of Government Always Counting Those 'Dark Ones'
Michigan Lady Might Run For Office Even Though She Has Children, What Is Even Up With That
House GOP Brings More Paycheck Pain to Federal Employees, Ignores Safeword
FishbowlDC's Betsy Rothstein Prints Hilarious Racist Joke, Because 'Class'
Federal Judge Says Catholic Church Can Hide Assets From Abuse Victims, For Freedom
Gawker Got This Drunkest DC Intern Tip EVER, And All We Got Was Eight Million Emails About Cookies
Now There Is A New Monica Lewinsky Sex Tape, Because Why The Hell Not, This Country, Jesus
Wonkette Already Way Ahead On This Russian Vodka Boycott
French Homophobes Strip Down, Oil Up, Go Where The Boys Are (Together, Hating Les Gays)
Naughty Weiner Makes MSNBC Anchor Droid Say Naughty Word
New York Daily News Made Us All Believe Anthony Weiner Was Still Sexting But That Is A Dirty Lie
Who Is On The Hill's Most Beautiful People Thingy Besides Not You?
Glenn Beck Can't Wait For Rush Limbaugh Memorials All Over America
Let's Get Ready To Rumble! Chris Christie Versus Rand Paul In A Fight To The Derp
Very Ladylike Weiner Aide Simply Does Not Care For Intern Tell-All
Fine, Here Is Your Wonkpinion On The Bradley Manning Verdict
This Is Just Super Awesome Good White People Dancing, North Carolina Lege
This New Hampshire Rep Just Emailed His Colleagues This Very Good Picture Of Boobs
Get All Your Back To School Fear Of Science & Muslims Now And Avoid The Rush
House GOP Will Explain To NASA All About This Space And Science Stuff
Gayphobic Hatemonger Pat Robertson Shockingly Cool With The Sex Changes
How Is The House GOP Helping Al Qaeda And Terrorism Today?
Indiana Officials Help Republican Donor's Charter School Get A++ In Grade Inflation
Arkansas High School Will Arm Teachers To The Teeth Because Safety
Pennsylvania's Screaming Parody Of A Wingnut Police Chief Now Too Radical For 'Oath Keepers'
Formerly Working Reporter Has No Earthly Idea What 'First Amendment' Means
Why Won't Obama Talk More Words About Slashing Social Security And Medicare?
Nice Time: Fox News Accidentally Sends That Muslim's Jesus Book To Number One
The Instapundit Would Like All You Ladies To Know Just How Very Much Democrats Hate You
Darrell Issa Not Desperate At All In Opening New IRS Investigation
Poor Sarah Palin Was Just Constantly Censored By McCain's Elitist Army
Wingnuts: Crayola Will Help The Muslim Hordes Overrun The Infidels
Hero Florida Cops Save Neighborhood, Shoot Man Getting Cigarette From Mom's Car
Zombies Find Cashing In On Farm Subsidies More Lucrative Than Voting
Mitt Romney Has Deleted All Files Related To '47%' Speech, Please Search Again
Why Does Barack Obama Hate Rich People Today?
Fox News Explains It Is Hard For Weiner To Get It Up For Terrorist Wife
Baton Rouge Sheriff Is Sorry Not Sorry That He Arrested You People Just For Being Gay
New Pope Wants Kids Wilding In The Streets
George Will Knows Who To Blame For Detroit Bankruptcy, And It Is 'Single Moms' Of Course
Today In New York Post Journalism: Woman Has Gross Cellulite
Fox News Wants To Know Who Let Some Muslim Write A Jesus Book
Tom Coburn Says Murdering Economy To Stop Obamacare May Backfire
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday, Maureen Dowd Is Eternally Terrible Edition
Eric Holder Enforces Voting Rights Act In Texas, Wingnuts Demand He Cut It Out Or They'll Tell Mom
Sundays With The Christianists: Homeschooled American History That's Almost Like The Real Thing
Wonkette's Teen Korner For Teenz: Good Intentions Edition
Baptists Who Dedicated Tennessee Courthouse To Jebus Astonished Someone Thinks That's A Problem
This Time He Means It About Running For President, Lies Donald Trump
John McCain Promises Huge Tip For Strippers
People On Internet Were Mean To Pepper-Spraying Cop And Now He Will Get All The Monies
On Whom Is San Diego Mayor Bob Filner Creeping Today?
Zimmerman Juror: Oh Yeah He Was Super Guilty, Sorry About That, You Guys
But What Will K-Lo's Reaction Be To This New Yorker Cover Of Anthony Weiner's Danger Dong?
Friday Nice Time: In Brazil, New Pope Calls For Rich To Stop Being Dicks To Poors
It's Cool, The Entire World Is Already Ruined, Don't Even Worry About It
Victoria Jackson Only Half As Crazy As Fox Made Her Look, Still Pretty Crazy
Glenn Beck Wants Letter Sweater Back From Michele Bachmann, Totally Hates Her, Thinks She's A Whore
Thursday Nice Time: Republican And Democrat Join Hands To Not Screw Girls Worldwide
Steve King Explains How Steve King Is Jesus
Rich Tea Party Guy With Dozens Of Supporters Will End Mitch McConnell's Liberal Agenda
Anthony Weiner's Phone Sex Is Bad, And He Should Feel Bad
GOP: Not Having Health Insurance Is The New Black
Victoria Jackson Warns Bill O'Reilly That Communists Will Kill All The Jesus Any Day Now
Barack Obama Personally Doing All The Voter Fraud, All By Himself
North Carolina GOP Will Improve Vote Security By Making Sure No One Can Vote
Here Are Your Strange Anthony Weiner Photoshop Contest Things, Congratulations, You All Lost
Bipartisan Nice Time: Here Is Bald George H.W. Bush, Holding This Bad-Ass Baby With Cancer
Happy Day! Latex And Marshmallow Fetishist Glenn Beck Comes Out In Favor Of Birth Control
Elizabeth Warren Yells at Banks Again, Because It Is A Day
Royal British Baby Cheaper Than American Regular Babies Because Free Market Is Always Right
Slate Widget Claims Anthony Weiner Killed Andrew Breitbart
Barry Obama Will Now Grow The Economy With This One Weird Trick
Old Lady Arrested Like Common Criminal Just For Standing Her Driveway's Ground
Oh Sure, Bryan Fischer Saved Kids From Demons This One Time
These Millionaire Republican Congressmen Who Took Farm Aid Probably Really Needed The Money
Sen. Roger Wicker: Why Is Science So Mean To Poor Climate-Change Deniers?
Here Is Your Inevitable Anthony Weiner Photomagraphic Sexting Contest, America!
Why Does Time Magazine Think New Pope Is The Devil?
Rush Limbaugh Worries White People Don't Get Enough Credit For Ending Slavery
On Royal Baby, Tina Brown Takes One Small Step Back For Women, One Giant Leap Back For Womankind
Wonkette's Pet College Newspaper Asks: If You're On Food Stamps, Why Are You Even In College?
Alabama State Senator Worst Racist Ever For Noticing GOP Racism (Also Because She Is Black)
To Ease Racial Tensions, Help Buy George Zimmerman Another Gun!
A Weary America Rejoices, For A Royal Baby Is Born Unto Us
Forget Royal Baby: Ted Cruz Has Mandate Of Heaven, Says Ted Cruz's Dad
Ross Douthat Is Sure You Sinners Can Just Go To Europe Or A Blue State For Your Abortions
Stupidest Man On The Internet Fact-Checks 'Doonesbury,' A 1970s-Era Cartoon (Updated)
House GOP Already Failing According To New Standard John Boehner Just Made Up
Sorry About Your Ovaries, America
Texas Deathtrap Roller Coaster Company Will Investigate Itself, For Freedom
Joe Scarborough Says Sean Hannity Is A Racist Vulture Douche
Why Is US America Turning Into Nazi Germany? Antonin Scalia Explains It All
Allen West Says Allen West Never Scared Any White People Because His Mom Was Not A Whore
John McCain's Meds: A Speculative Review
Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks That Are 3/5 Accurate
George Zimmerman's Brother Somehow The Non-Crazy Person In Fox News Interview
Gun Fondlers Just Want Equal Time At Aurora Victims' Ceremony To Remember The Poor Confiscated Guns
Modern-Day Founding Father Adam Kokesh To Run For President Because Why Not
Fox, Bloggers Respond To Obama's Speech On Trayvon Martin With Dismay That President Is Black
Ambitious GOP Tires Of Screwing Domestic Poors, Broadens Sights To Poors Of Whole Wide World
John McCain Returns To Petulant Whiner Mode, Uneasy Nation Breathes Sigh Of Relief
Motor City Has Car, Jackson Five Records Repossessed
Michele Bachmann Is Either Crazy Stupid Or Stupid Crazy Or Both
Deleted Comments Of The Day: Why U So Gay-Murdery, Wonkette Nazi Hoors?
Liz Cheney Didn't Mean To Hurt Her Senile Opponent's Feelings
Pennsylvania Proves Government Can Work! (At Passing Laws That Suppress The Minority Vote)
Gay Satanists Pull A Romney All Over Fred Phelps's Mom
BREAKING! HOUSE VOTES TO KILL OBAMACARE! HISTORIC MOVE PORTENDS FUTURE VOTES TO KILL OBAMACARE!
Jennifer Rubin Tongue-Bathes Liz Cheney, But Not In A Gay Way
Guns Don't Kill People, People Shooting Guns Kill People: Your Week In Hilarious Gun Death News
Let's Not Educate Our Kids Anymore, Suggests Genius Utah Senator
GQ Reporter Gets Some Old Man Biden On Her, Will Have All His Babbies Now
Colorado Town May Let Folks Shoot Down Drones, What Could Go Wrong?
Lindsey Graham Wants To Boycott Winter Olympics, Mitt Romney Upset Until He Remembers He Lost
Huge Breakthrough In Wingnut Physics: Pamela Geller Postulates Unified Field Theory Of Nonsense
Maybe Michele Bachmann's Thefty Aide Was Just Looking For Her Stash Of Feminine Pleasure Devices
San Diego Mayor Total Sex Creep, Yet Not a Republican, What Up With That?
Entire City Of Boston De-Balled
Rand Paul Likes The Filibuster Because It's Kept Rachel Maddow Off The Supreme Court...So Far
North Carolina Pretty Much Just Selling Poor People For Dog Food Now
Former Indiana Gov. Mitch Daniels Is Just Your Average Everyday Book-Burning University President
Smug Idiots Get Pretty Much Everything Wrong In Stupid 'Gun Control Is Hitler' Billboard
Liz Cheney Will Waterboard Wyoming Until It Makes Her Senator
A Carnival Of Sorts: Tea Party Deadbeats Inspire Exciting New Wonkette Fundraiser
Watch Liz Warren School Some CNBC Doofuses With Facts 'N' History
Larry Pratt: Guns As Much Fun For Kids As Water Pistols, Just Stain Your Clothes A Little Worse
Afternoon Nice Time: Rachel Jeantel Getting College Scholarship For Lettering In Awesomeness
Filibuster Madness: The Cloturing
Richard Cohen: Why Did All These Black Criminals Shoot And Murder Trayvon Martin?
Terrible Zimmerman Juror Finds Sense Of Shame, Drops Book Deal
Weird Tuesday Nice Time: Rand Paul, Ted Cruz Take Break From Being Dicks
Oh, By The Way, Bradlee Dean Still Suing Rachel Maddow For Quoting Him Verbatim
Creationist & Serial Plagiarist Chuck Norris Shares Insights On 'A Proper Education'
Daily Caller 'Obama Chews Gum' Story Is Your New Proust
Hero Lawsuit Dude Will Stop Apple From Ramming Porn Down Your Throat
Michele Bachman Wants To Spank Obama, Grab His Magic Wand
'Ex-Gay Pride Month' Event Cancelled Because Of Gays Doing Invisible Terrorism
Fox News Lady Explains How Men Are Losing Ground In The Crucial War On Men
A Children's Treasury Of Thoughtful Reactions To The Zimmerman Verdict
American Government Propaganda is Not Actually Propaganda, Says Government Official
The Daily Caller Has Conquered All The Internets, Bow Before The Daily Caller (Update)
Deleted Comments Of The Week: 'You Should Be Running A Death Camp Of Tolerance'
George Zimmerman Acquitted, Satire Not Yet Possible
DC Approves Living Wage Bill Despite Wal-Mart's Threat To Take Its Ball And Go Home
Russia Tired Of Snowden, Says He Can Have Freedom If He Shuts Up Already
Malala Yousafzai Celebrates Her 16th Birthday at U.N., Makes Us Almost Not Cynical For A Little Bit
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Is Your New James Dyson, America
Rep. Mark Takano Lives Out Every Teacher's Fantasy, Gives 'F' To House GOP's Dumb Writing
In Shocking Move, Johnette Napolitano Quits Concrete DHS Blonde To Go Solo
Morning Nice-Time: Pennsylvania AG Has Better Things To Do Than Defend Gay Marriage Ban
Welfare for Farmers Bill Passes House; Food Stamps Not Included Because Poors Can Suck It
Rhythm And/Or Trucknutz Gonna Get You: Wonkette's Miami Blast Tonight
Man Who Survived Seeing A Lesbian On Food Network Corrects One Noun, Remains Defiantly Butthurt
Google Breaks Hearts Of Liberals By Eating Champion Climate Change Denier Jim Inhofe For Lunch Today
U.S. Is Number One at Being in 28th Place for Health Care!
Wonkette Saw Dallas From A DC-9 At Night
Hilarious Stories About Donald Rumsfeld, From Our Norman, Oklahoma, Drinky Thing
Radio Wingnuts: Colorado Now Just A Hellish Big Gay Pot Orgy Like North Korea
Tony Perkins Calls Anti-Discrimination Laws 'Religious Persecution' Because He Is A Terrible Person
Adam Kokesh, Police In Dick-Swinging Contest; Police Winning For Now
Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell Congenitally Unable To Stop Lying About His Secret Monies
Zimmerman Defense Team: Our Guy Is A Pudgy Loser So He Had To Shoot That Super-Fit Black Kid
Justin Bieber Excretes His Manly Essence On Bill Clinton's Face
Tampa Port Chief & GOP Fundraiser Has Fun 'Slumlord' Sideline
Idiot Half-Term Governor Pretends To Consider Applying For Senator Gig Of State That Still Hates Her
How Can We Protect Women From Themselves Today?
Wonkette Seeks to Make Out With Every Member of Miami Sound Machine This Weekend
Wall Street Journal: Homeless People Just In It For All The Free Soup
Which Men On Politichicks' 'Hottest Conservatives' List Would Your Wonkette Do Sex On?
House GOP Drunk Again, Spending All Your Food Stamps On Lottery Tickets, Corporate Farms
Lady Republicans Kinda Sorta Embarrassed How Their Menfolk Can't Stop Having Abortionpalooza
Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell Steps Up Stealing Game, May Surpass Palin As Griftiest Governor Ever
TSA Helpfully Reminds Travelers That Muslims Exist, Sometimes Use Airplanes To Travel
Fox News Lady Very Worried About All These Pagans Forcing Jesus To Take Slut Pills
Totally Sane Coloradan Randy Baumgardner To Beat Mark Udall With His Epic Stache Of Manly Justice
Pope Tells Priests And Nuns To Drive More Boring Cars
South Carolina Sadly Lacking In Zombie Voters
Katy Perry Announces She Will Not Run For Governor Of Texas
Ghost Andrew Breitbart Returns To Pay Attention To Sad Neglected Third Amendment
Amanda Bynes, The Twitchy Team And Think Progress Blogger Dude In Three-Way Tie For Last
Justice Department Now Paying Experienced Lawyers With Exposure Bucks, Whore Diamonds
Sarah Palin Has Super Awesome Taste In Music, Patriotism
Fourth Of July Parade Confederate Watermelon Display Absolutely Not Racist, Not One Little Bit
London Mayor Kills The Malaysian Prime Minister (With 'Jokes')
FISA Court Busy Making Awesome, Secret Law Awesomely, In Secret
Wall Street Journal Wishes Egypt Could Benefit from Its Very Own Pinochet
Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks For Revolting Patriots
Deleted Comments Of The Week: A Slushpile Sampler
Scott Walker Bravely Signs Anti-Abortion Law In Private On Friday Afternoon Of Long Holiday Weekend
NSA Recruitment Drive Goes Well, Under the Circumstances
Wonkette's Teen Korner For Teenz: Child Labor Edition
Awesome New Tumblr Shames BART Employees For Being Middle-Class, Taking Vacations IMPEACH!
Donald Trump: America Must Make Sweet Love To Dead Khadafi's Corpse, Just Like Donald Trump Did!
Congress On Track To Be Laziest Sacks In History Of Congress Being Lazy Sacks
Fox & Friends Pinch Hitters: Sam Adams Beer Ad Made Baby Jebus Cry
John Kerry Was On Boat Before He Was Off It
Bible-Humpers Have Major Sad That Movie About Tonto Not Actually About Jesus
Peaceful Gandhi-Like Gun Fondler Adam Kokesh Has Final Solution For America
Nice Time: Costa Rica May Have Legalized Gay Marriage, By Accident. Oops!
Ben Shapiro Hates Our British Allies, Thinks We Declared Independence From Cuba
Rick Santorum Will Wish You A Happy Fourth Of July Whether You Want Him To Or Not
John McCain Writes Sternly Worded Letter To Uphold The Sanctity Of Traditional Sexual Harassment
Hillary Clinton Channels Wonkette On Value Of White House Correspondents' Dinner
Good Conservative Colorado Republican Only Wrote Erotica To Help Support Her Family, Duh
America Not Sure What's Going On In This 'Egypt,' Except It's Probably Obama's Fault
Crybaby Businesses Throw Tantrum And Turn Blue Until Obama Caves On Health Insurance
Move Over Texas And Arizoney, North Carolina Legislature Is In It To Win It
Relax, Nashville, Your Symphony Hall Is Not Going To Become A Mosque
WND Has Hissy Fit Over Gay Marshmallow Rainbows In Crappy Leprechaun Cereal
Wingnuts Just Terribly Offended That Anyone Might Link Wildfire Deaths With Global Warming
Edward Snowden Issues Statement from Wikileaks Website...Or Does He?
Catholic Church Update: Still Terrible, Still Stacking Cash So Tall They Could Climb It
American Babies Cost Three Times as Much as European Babies, For Freedom
Lesbian on Food Network Destroys Childhood Innocence With (Rachel) Ray-Gun of Gayness
Romney Voted Against Himself In 2010 Family Poll, Still Had To Run For President
CNN Asks If 'Cracker' Is As Offensive As That Other Word It Won't Spell Out
Dana Loesch Says Dana Loesch Is Your New Martin Luther King, America
Morning Nice-Time: San Diego Chalk Vandal To Go Free, Just Like Bank Execs!
Republicans Crapping Themselves Just In Case Hillary Clinton Decides To President Us In 2016
Police State Attacks Small Businessman Just For Blackmailing Mitt Romney
Who Is Elizabeth Warren Yelling At Today?
'Ex-Gay Pride Month' Event Will Draw Tens, Possibly Dozens to DC
Rick Perry Summons Menfolk Back To Finish The Job On Ladies' Health
Your Handy Wonkette Guide To How You Should Feel About Edward Snowden
Sarah Palin Stars In Quitting Part Two: The Quittening
Wingnut Matt Barber Vows He Will Not Get Gay Married, Even If It Means Death Camps And Jail
Here, White Racists, We Found Some Black Racists For You
Peggy Noonan Does Not Care For Your Babby-Murdering, Young Lady
Ohio Congresslady Wants The Nanny State Up In Your Boner
Celebrate Independence Day By Shooting Off Your Gun: A July 4th Gun Fun Times Roundup
Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks That Go Down On the Freedom Trail
Bryan Fischer Tries His Hand At Analogies
Weekend Nice-Time: Here Have Some Gay California Weddings, Pfft, Whatever
Wonkette Leaves A Brother To Die In The Fields Of Lawrence, Kansas
Finally, Someone Is Going To Jail For What The Banks Did!
Why Must Terrible New Yorker Cover Infantilize This Important Moment In History With Gay Muppets?
Eight Million Scary Stories About The Briny Deep, All In This Week's Sci-Blog!
GOP Has One Word To Win Back All The Ladies: 'Hashtags'
A Frothy Mix Of Questions, Answers, From Dan Savage Straight To You
Bryan Fischer Tries This 'Sarcasm' Thing, Suffers Only Minor Injuries
Immigration Reform Passes Senate By Wide Margin, Fails Senate By Narrow Margin
NRO's Kathryn Jean Lopez Simply Does Not Care For The New Yorker's Sodomite Muppets
Pennsylvania Rep Shuts Gay Democrat's Mouth For Him
We Have The Pentagon's Training Brochures On How To Stop Whistleblowing Spy Stuff
Dan Savage Talks Dirty To Wonkette Live At 1 P.M. Eastern
Oh Look Darrell Issa Is Lying Again, Part One Million Seven Hundred Sixty Thousand Seventy Two
Minnesota Nice Time: Pictures From Your Wonkgy In Minneapolis!
Super Smart Kansas GOP Senator Does Not Know The Difference Between Yes And No
Phyllis Schlafly Abandons Gay-Bashing For A Brief Moment To Be Terrible To Latinos Instead
Wendy Davis Shoves Pink Sneakers Up Rick Perry's Ass, With Words
Donald Trump Wonders Why We Aren't Killing More Whistleblowers
Antonin Scalia's New Judicial Philosophy: Us And What Army?
Barack Obama Arrives Home In Africa, Cures AIDS And Stuff
See The Amazing SF Chronicle Front Page That Accidentally Forgot About Gay Marriage! (Update!)
Jerry Falwell's Liberty University Training Death Robot Operators For Jesus
Paula Deen Defends Herself Against Baseless Racism Charges With Adorable Punchline To Racist Joke
Tammy Duckworth Uses Robot Feet To Kick 'Disabled' 'Veteran' Ass (Video)
Formerly Respected Security Guy Richard Clarke: Was Michael Hastings Murdered Via Remote Control?
Screw The Gay Stuff: Sarah Palin Fights To Uphold Sanctity Of Traditional Terrorism
Olympic Fake-Crying Champeen Paula Deen Goes On Today, Cries And Cries, Is Very Sorry For Her
Conservatives Take Gay Marriage Rulings In Stride, Just Kidding
Nancy Pelosi Laughs At Michele Bachmann's Tears, And Probably Her Marriage
Supreme Court Overturns Michele Bachmann's Puny 'God'
Supreme Court Update: Special 'Over-The-Top Nice Time Let's All Gay Marry Our Dogs' Edition
Gavin Newsom Invented Your Gay Marriage: Wonkette Appreciates
Texas Sen. Bob Deuell Knows How Babby Is Formed: Only By 'Accurate Intercourse'
Texas Senator Lady Yammers On About Abortion For 13 Hours, Probably On The Rag (Updated)
Rick Santorum Thinks It Would Be Fun To Run A Movie Studio
We Prove It With Numbers: If You Are A Child Living In A GOP-Controlled State, You Are Screwed
Zimmerman Defense Opens With Knock-Knock Joke, Strategy May Hinge On Dirty Limericks
Rep. Louie Gohmert Says Kids Don't Need No Stinkin' Sex Ed Because What Are We, The USSR?
Supreme Court Update: Special "Why Are You Not Drunk Already Everything Is Awful" Edition
IRSgate joins Solyndragate and Benghazigate in Fake Scandal Heaven
Having Gone Through Righteous Indignation And Emo Phases, Edward Snowden Now Feeling Cocky
Texas State Rep. Jodie Laubenberg Breaks Glass Stupid Ceiling, Declares Rape Kit = Abortion
David Gregory Asks Important Question About Whether or Not He Should Go to Jail
GOP Not Ready To Abandon Grand Strategy Of Achieving Success By Throwing Tantrums
Donald Trump Heads To Iowa, Locals Not Fap-fapping To Dreams Of President The Hair
GOP Seeks Women Soldiers for War on Women
Paul Ryan Still Focused On Hating The Poors, But In A New Special Way
Supreme Court Update: Special "Screw You Blacks And Browns And Workers Everywhere" Edition
What's New With Edward Snowden, Globetrotting International Fugitive?
Joe Klein Writes Terrible Thing, Is Terrible Person
Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks For Homeschooled Witch-Finders
She's Really Sorry, Y'all: Six Cynical Ways Paula Deen Can Rehabilitate Her Image
Last Wonk Party Ever, Tonight!!!1! (Until That One In Miami Next Month)
Louie Gohmert Has Had Just About Enough Of These Poors Buying King Crab Legs With Food Stamps
Wonkette's Teen Corner For Teenz: 'Wheels Of Tragedy' Edition
Nice Time At Last: English Lady In Giant Vagina Costume Is Your Newest Superhero
Want To Keep Your Job? Don't Get Domestic Violenced
Jonah Goldberg: If The Kids Love Obama So Much, Let Them Sign Up For Obamacare
NPR Ruins Day With Facts About Violence Against Women
Illinois GOP Dude Resigns After His Harmless Race-Baiting Gets All Blown Out Of Proportion
Scoop Of The Century At Yahoo! News: Jay Carney Is A Press Secretary!
Farm Bill Fail: House GOP Leadership Sucks At Their Job
Hot New Trend: Spank Your Wife In Jesus' Name
Gitmo To Stay Open, Guaranteeing More Hilarity From Madea
Idaho GOP Will Save State From Tyranny Of Local Anti-Discrimination Laws (Updated)
Upstate NY Duo Wanted To Do Reverse Terrorism On Muslims With Home-Made Death Ray
Legislative Badass: Rep. Jim McGovern Stands Up For Poor, Hungry; GOP Says STFU
Madison Partiers Celebrate Their Right To Wonk
Obama Thinks We Should Have Fewer Apocalyptic Nuclear Death Toys, Can You Guess Who Disagrees?
Dana Rohrabacher Will Holocaust Science With A Holocaust Of Facts Because Holocaust
More Wednesday Nice-Time! Here's Elizabeth Warren Talking About How Big Business Owns The Courts!
Governor Scott, Champion of Public Health, Bans Sick Pay
Wonkette Pours One Out For Michael Hastings
Rick Perry: Texas Is Spread Wide Open, Eagerly Awaits Your Throbbing Business
Sometimes Sorta Kinda Republican Sen. Lisa Murkowski Decides She Hearts Gay Marriage
House GOP Bans Abortions After 20 Weeks, Unemployment Rate Somehow Unaffected
Even the Ads Are Racist On World Net Daily
TSA Keeping Us Safe From Terrorists And Teen Girls
Texas Rep. Michael Burgess: Ban Abortion, Because Fetuses Can't Stop Masturbating
Tonight! The Wonk Your Brains Out Orgy & World Tour Is Stormin' Norman, Oklahoma!
Wingnut Patiently Explains That You Cannot Quote Him Because The Umbrella Of Jesus Covers His Words
Supreme Court Makes It Easier to Vote, Much to the Dismay of Conservatives Everywhere
Edward Snowden Has A Little Chat With The World
Budget That Wingnuts Demanded Still On Hold Because Of Wingnuts
EXCLUSIVELY YOURS, James O'Keefe's 13 Most Delusional Passages From His Uncorrected Memoir Galleys
Sure, New Republic Really Thinks Rand Paul Could Be President! Why Would Anyone Joke About That?
John Derbyshire: Military Men Can't Help But Rape Ladies And Ladies Can't Help But Be Liars
Bank of America Whistleblowers Reveal Shocking Bank Wrongdoings, Surprise Surprise
Tonight: Lawrence, Kansas Is Ground Zero For The Wonk Your Brains Out Orgy & World Tour!
Republicans Have New Plan To War On Your Ladyparts With Humor
Rick Perry OUTRAGED!!!! About Benghazi, Can't Find It On A Map
British Spy On World Leaders, Earn Title of World's Worst Hosts
New Pope Blesses Bikers & Anti-Abortion Activists In Well-Thought-Out Combo Mass
Chicago Wonkers: The Most Boffo-est Wonkers In The US Of A?
Dick Cheney Offers Opinions, Irony Meters Become Sentient Long Enough To Jump From Tall Buildings
Already Focused On Losing In 2016, Republicans Want Paul Ryan For President
Hell Is Other Countries: Sarin In Syria, A New Man In Iran
Why Yes, You May Buy Us Dinner In Iowa Tonight!
Rick Perry's Sweet Seduction Secrets: Treat Your Ladies Right By Paying Them Less
Indistinguishable From Magic: Your Friday Sci-Blog On Saturday
Teen Korner For Teenz: Digital Coast Guard Edition
Grift On, Grizzly Grammaw: Sarah Palin Returns To Fox News
White People Dying Out, Will Still Own Everything
Wonk Your Brains Out Orgy & Tour Tries Midwestern Nice! Madison Tonight, Minneapolis Saturday!
Congressional Offspring Remind Us That Father's Day Is Coming
Working Class Hero Judge Rules That People Must Be Paid to do Work
Michele Bachman Opposes Immigration Reform Because Messicans Are All Gay for Democrats
Wingnuts Outraged: Obama Won't Spy On Muslims Like The Founders Wanted
San Diego Diocese: Domestic Violence Victims Attract Wrong Kind Of People To Parent-Teacher Night
Rep. Trent Franks Only Sounds Like A Nazi Because He's '100 percent Unapologetically Pro-life'
Rep Elijah Cummings Smacks Down Darrell Issa, Badass Style
Dave Weigel Tongue-Bathes Roger Ailes, Asks If He Was Gentle Enough
GOP Rep. Ralph Hall Has Fun Hanging Out With Gays Until He Realizes That He Is Hanging Out With Gays
Nerd Out Nice Time: Chief Justice Roberts Does A Good Thing
Rep. Trent Franks's Magic Ladyparts Rape Theory Is Literally -- LITERALLY -- Just Like Hitler
Darrell Issa Calls Darrell Issa Reckless in IRS Probe
Maine GOP Legislator: It's A Man's Man's Man's Brain Thing And You Wouldn't Understand
Who Will Be Our Mystery Guest At Wonkette's Chicago Festival Of Wonked-Out Brains, Tonight?
Edward Snowden, We Need To Talk
Old Handsome Joe Biden Controversially Casts Doubt On True Outcome Of 2000 Election
NSA Leaks: Too Many Dare Call It 'Treason'
Peter King & Lindsay Graham: NSA Scandal Proves Americans Need To Be Watched More Closely (Updated)
Fox News Expert Explains Trayvon Martin Died Of 'Street Attitude' Plus Some Bullet Wounds
Gov. Jan Brewer Growing Socialism in Arizona Now, Just Like Judas Did to Jesus
With Nothing Else to Worry About, Congress Cuts Food Stamp Budget
Dubya’s Rottenest Torture Turd John Yoo Has Important Thoughts On NSA Leaks And The Rule Of Law
Someone Please Explain Rand Paul's Job To Rand Paul
Was Hillary Too Busy Covering Up State Department's Crackhead Pedobears To Stop Benghazi???
Rand Paul Aide Has Cunning Plan To Stop Gay Marriage, Seeks Lions Willing To Devour Him (Updated)
With Nothing Better To Do, Republicans Try to Ban Abortion Some More
Barack Obama To Give Children All The Whore Pills They Can Stuff Into Their Hello Kitty Backpacks
Sales of '1984' Way Up, Booz Allen Stock Down, 4th Amendment Downgraded To Junk Status
Wonk Your Brains Out In St. Louis Tonight!
Hey NSA, If You're Reading This Could You Maybe Do Something About All These Gun Horrors? (Updated)
Catch-2013: Where Are The Snowdens Of Yesteryear?
Politicians Welcome Chance To Discuss This NSA Surveillance Monster They Hid In The Basement
New Poll Shows Americans Like Eating, Republicans Do Not
Louie Gohmert's Desperate Found-Footage Plea: Stop Talking About Immigration!
A Children's Treasury Of Pundits Saying Stupid Things About The NSA This Weekend
Larry Klayman Continues Clogging Legal System Toilets With His Own Digestive Expulsions
Teen Korner For Teenz: Digital Keelhauling Edition (You Know, Piracy. For Kids) (Updated)
The Wonked-Out Brains Of Santa Fe
Sundays With The Christianists: American History And How God Made It Happen
Hero Teen Adds Lord's Prayer To His Graduation Speech, Saves America
Ted Nugent Is Very Concerned About All This Rape. Of the Constitution. By Libruls.
We Are All Truth Monsters And We're Being Played [Updated]
Actress Prepares For Ground-Breaking New Role: Inmate In Federal Prison
Creature Features: Your Late Afternoon Friday Morning Sci-Blog!
Like The Poor, Cory Booker And Michele Bachmann Will Always Be With Us
Your Wonkette Surveillance Explainer: Why All Your Metadata Are Belong To The NSA
British Idiot On Fox Knows What Is Wrong With America (Hint: It Is The Poors, Old Chap)
American Torture-Hero Allen West Not Really Buying This Whole 'Military Rape' Thing
Study: Republicans Oppose 'Assisted Suicide,' Cool With 'Painless End Of Life'
IRSghazi: Now With History's Two Greatest Monsters
Losers and Quitters Whine About President, Not Because They Are Sore Losers Or Anything
America, Meet Your New Forgettable Senate Placeholder: Jeffrey S. Chiesa
Get Cleaner Coal With This One Weird Trick: Sunlight On Photovoltaic Panels
Oh, Hey, Looks Like IRS Didn't Scrutinize Only Conservative Groups. Imagine That!
GOP: Downward Facing Dog Invites Satan To ‘Invade Your Empty Vacuum’
Bill O'Reilly Tells 'Immature' Republican Gals to STFU, Wonders Why The Kids Don’t Vote Republican
How Are You Enjoying Your Surveillance State This Morning?
Mean Flotus Declines Chance For Heart-To-Heart Chat With Heckler With Lame 'I'm Talking Here' Excuse
Jim McDermott Brings Knowledge To IRS Hearings, Guaranteeing He Will Be Ignored
The Lonely Passion Of Chuck Grassley, Counting The Moments Until Obama Calls Again
Why Is Obama Ruining College Sexiness With All These Dumb Sexual Harassment Rules?
EPA Contractors Live the Dream in Warehouse Man Caves
Happy Birthday, Dr. Jill Biden! How Will You Celebrate? Wow, Really?
GOP: Rape Is Just Nature's Way of Keeping Women Out of Military
Wonkette Gets Its Name In Local Paper, Ghost Breitbart Says Girl Editor Begging For It
We Can Do It: Internet Gets Stupid Rosie The Cleaner Ad Campaign Pulled In 24 Hours
Chris Christie Splits the Baby, Eats It
What Sexy Things Will Your Editrix Be Asking Dan Savage, In Our Live Chat?
Republicans Decide Socialism Is Awesome After Obama Proposes Privatizing Tennessee Valley Authority
Nice Time! High School Votes Adorbs Guys 'Cutest Couple'
Nation Remembers N.J. Sen. Frank Lautenberg For Several Minutes Before Commencing Electoral Freakout
Steven Seagal Is Your New Dennis Rodman, America
Deleted Comments Of The Day: Did Someone Mention Guns?
Your Unofficial Seattle Drinky Thing Debriefing (Safe For Work, No Actual Briefs)
George Zimmerman's Defense Team: Just What This Guy Deserves
Everything We Know About North Korea Comes From Kim Jong-Il's Sushi Chef
In Case You Forgot, Rick Santorum Has Important Thoughts About Freedom
Walmart is Just Fine With All Those Taxpayer Subsidies, Says Walmart
Newly Published Documents Detail Romney's Specific Plan to Ruin White House, Country
Everybody In Utah Is Gay Now And It Is All Your Fault
Tennessee Congresswoman Knows What Women Want (Hint: It's Not Equal Pay)
Donald Trump Steps Up To Fill The Bachmann-Shaped Hole In American Comedy
NRA Asks: What Kind Of Idiot Would Keep His Gun In A Safe Where His Children Can't Even Get To It?
Celebritrash Side-Boob Rag: Obama Worse Than Nixon!
David Plouffe Calls Darrell Issa A Crybaby Car Robber Firebug To His Face (On Twitter)
Larry Klayman's Out Of Order! You're Out Of Order! This Whole Trial Is Out Of Order!
Australian Prime Minister's Sandwich Woes Generate Best Headline Of 2013
Reinhart-Rogoff, Austerity Superduo, Even More Full Of B.S. Than Previously Thought
Wonket's Teen Korner For Teenz: 'Just A Joke' Edition
Oh Thank God Here Is Your Nice Time At Last
A Silver Lining: For-Profit Prisons Will Let You Keep Pets!
Sadness Consumes Us As Leading Demoncrat Challenger To Bachmann Prematurely Ejaculates From Race
Megyn Kelly, U Mad? Oh Yeah, She Maaaaaaaad
Sorry But You Are Going To Need Some Kittens For This One
Oregon Man Under Arrest For Taking Typos Rather Too Seriously, Also Terrorism
New Texas Jury Instructions: Life Sentences For Everybody, All The Time
Let's All Laugh At The Christianist 'Sociologists' With An Actual Sociologist Who Is Not Dumb!
Wonk Your Brains Out Midwest Southwest Orgy And World Tour Starts ... Well, Almost Now!
Here's A New One: Idaho CPA Secretly Wrote White-Supremacist Books, Talked To Hitler In His Head
Deleted Messages Of The Day: Yr Wonkette Is Not Universally Admired
James Comey Will Be New FBI Director As Soon As Glenn Greenwald And John McCain Say So
'Pobody's Nerfect,' Says Daily Caller About Whoopsy-Daisy N-Word Tweet
How Sad, Fox News Is Going To Have To Run A Pathetically Stupid Correction Again
Florida Cops Choke Out Black Boy For Grave Crime Of Mad-Dogging Them
Utah Gun Lobby Guy Might Lose All His Weapons Just For Threatening To Murder Some Folks Or Whatever
New York Tyrant Mayor Michael Bloomberg Joins 'Dangerous Kooks Sent Me Poison, For Freedom' Club
GOP: Obama Court-Packing Or Fudge-Packing Or Something, Who Even Knows
All-Male Fox Panel On Female Breadwinners About What You Would Expect
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford's Crack Video Wasn't Enough, So Let's Throw In A Murder
NYC Mayoral Hopefuls Totally Cool With You Sucking On Your Baby's Freshly Snipped Peen
Brian Fischer Done Thinking About Boy Scouts' Buttocks For Now, Has Thoughts On Ladies Instead
What Do Ladies Want, If They Even Know? A Debate By Two Republican Gentlemen
Idiots Have Some 'Thoughts' On That Washington State 'Bridge'
New York Parks Department Gets In On Hot Hot Sexual Harassment Action
Heritage Foundation Will Sacrifice Its Own Son, Obamacare, To Appease Angry God
All The Proof You Will Ever Need That Abraham Lincoln Was Gay
Marco Rubio Says IRSgate Fauxspiracy Proves We Must Repeal Obamacare Because Why Not
Mad Jewess Mad At Gun-Seizing Abortion-Forcing Holocausting Stockholm Syndrome Jews At Your Wonket
Obama, Christie Tour Sandy-Hit Boardwalk And We Do Not Make Even One Fat Joke About It
Weep Weep Wonket For Your Fallen Hero Michele Bachmann
Sen. Reid Threatens to Drop a Nuke on Congress, Procedural-Style
Count-Pointercount: Olympia Snowe And Laura Ingraham Have Some Advice For Republicans
Marines Storm Sexual Harassment Party, Beat Up Navy, Army, Air Force
Nice Time! Supreme Court Says Indiana Slut Clinics Still Allowed To Bankrupt America
Bryan Fischer Still Obsessed With Boy Scouts' Firm Young Buttocks
Obama Is Wrecking The World Because Of His Coke-Fueled Gay Sex Habit (Updated!)
More Legitimate Advice from a GOP Loser: Todd Akin Un-Ironically Discusses Winning
Sad Panda Bob Dole: GOP Not Exactly Overflowing With Ideas. Tea Party: Nuh-Uh!
Wingnuts Outraged: HBO Lady Lena Dunham Pees All Over Memorial Day
Here Is Jim Hoft's Apology From Your Wonkette
Almighty Obama Made Catholic Church Cover Birth Control Before He Was Even President
Point: Obamacare Is Awesome! Counterpoint: Yes It Is!
Sorbonne-Trained Economist Very Upset That Tesla Hasn't Crashed Yet
Barry Xmas, War Is Over! A Wonkette Think Peace
Yr Wonkette Will Soon Have All Of Gateway Pundit's Monies (UPDATED)
Who Are You And What Have You Done With Jan Brewer
Ohio School Board Considers Teaching Kids Creationism To Be Even More Dumber
Kansas Genius: If We Cut Taxes On Groceries People Will Just Buy Food All The Time
Teen Korner For Teenz: The Cake Is A Lie Edition
Boston Police Anti-Terror Unit Too Busy Investigating Peaceniks To Notice Tsarnaev Kids
Austerity Declared Winner In Washington State Bridge Collapse
We Will Be The Judge Of How This Child-Selling Judge Should Go To Hell Forever
Senator Lamar Alexander: HHS Chief Kathleen Sebelius Sold Arms To Iran To Fund Obamacare
The Boy Scouts Go Gay And Everyone Is Butthurt About Buttsecks
George Zimmerman Was Understandably Threatened By Trayvon Martin's Cell Phone Picture Of A Gun
Nice Time! Florida Teen Who Constructed Hydrogen Bomb In School Sentenced To Space Camp
Louie Gohmert Defends His Fellow Brain-Dead Americans
Tesla Motors Pays Back Gummint Loan 9 Years Early, Proving That Green Energy Is A Scam
Steve King Blames Reagan For Electing Obama, Because Messicans
Donald Trump Declares Newsmax The Kindest, Bravest, Warmest, Most Wonderful Website He's Ever Known
Arkansas GOP Hero Proposes Hilarious Amendment To Put Liz Cheney In Jail
Piers Morgan Responds To London Terror Killing By Uninviting Dana Loesch From His Birthday Party
Wonkette's Primer On Fifth Amendment Rights, Now With More Darrell Issa Insults
Young Barry Obama Totally Tried To Mack On His Best Friend's Main Squeeze, For Real
English Defence League Knows What Will Stop Terrorism: Burn Down Anything That Looks Muslimy
Vatican Advisor Says True Thing
California Parents: Harvey Milk Molesting Children From Beyond The Grave
Josephine County, Oregon: Your New Libertarian Paradise!
Jose Canseco Uses Sweet Constitution Words To Defend Tweets About Rape Accuser
Oklahoma Senate Holds Sneaky Hush-Hush Vote To Defund Planned Parenthood While No One's Looking
How Is Glenn Beck Saying America Got Raped Today? A Wonkette Contest!
Right-Wing Bigot Commits Le Suicide To Wake Up France About Les Gays
New Children's Book Explains Why Heather's Two Mommies Will Burn Forever In Hell
Republicans Knew About IRSgate Too, Will Now Have To Investigate Themselves
Sarah Palin 'Lives In Fear' Of IRS, We Wonder Why?
Black Republican Virginia Lt. Gov Nominee Loves Segregation, Being Three-Fifths Of A Person
Who Is John McCain Yelling At Now? (Hint: It Is Republicans)
Separating Fiction From Even Weirder Fiction: A Special Fun Wonkette Quiz About The Weather
No Buttsechs For Gay Messicans After All
Nice Time! Arizona State Rep. Gives Secular-Humanist Invocation, Has Not Yet Been Stoned
Of Course Alex Jones Thinks The Government Did That Tornado To Oklahoma, He Is Alex Jones
Relive Bob Woodward's Epic Swordfight With H.R. Haldeman In 'Watergate: The Videogame'
Tornado Only The Third-Biggest Bag Of Wind In Oklahoma This Week
True Statements By Democrats Causing Critical Pinocchio Shortage At WaPo's 'Fact Checker'
Exciting New Book Allows You To Imagine Sexing Michele Bachmann While Freezing To Death
David Koch Won't Make Sweet Abusive Love To NYC Public Television Any More (Updated)
Michele Bachmann's God Is One Weird Fella
Tenn Rep. Stephen Fincher Pocketed $9 Million in Ag Subsidies, Says Jesus Hates Food Stamps
Tuesday Nice Time: Barack Obama Totally Cool To Gay Dudes At Black College
A Profanity-Free Rebuttal To All The Poor Dears Whose Feewies Got Hurted When We Did The Tornados
Uh Oh Someone Is Politicizing The Tornado In Moore, Time To Get The Pitchforks
Good News! Massive Killer Tornadoes Just The Normal Kind, Not the Global Warming Kind (Updated)
Congress Argues Over Whether Bible Allows Giving Free Food to Poors
Virginia Loses Its Damn Mind, Steals Control of Crazy Train
Heritage Action Encourages GOP to Stop Doing Their Jobs
New Poll: Michele Bachmann Already Losing Her House Race
Obama’s Approval Rating Looking Awesome Despite One Million Watergates
Democrats Want To Deprive Women of Chance To Be Called Baby-Murdering Sluts
Tea Party Plans Epic Comeback By Destroying Obama For Reals This Time
Stop! You're Under Arrest For Being A Gay Homosexual Lesbian in Florida
Arkansas Treasurer Goes To Jail For Extortion, But The Boring Kind
Yr Wonkette Regrets: An Apologia
Man Thinks He Killed Breitbart, Wants Money
Bryan Fischer: Teh Gheys Can't Be Scouts Because Scout Oath Says No Weaklings
Deleted Comment Of The Day: If We Were Really Progressive We'd Hate Blacks And Mexicans?
Why Does Ghost Andrew Breitbart Keep Stealing From The Pointer Sisters?
Teen Korner For Teenz: Please Don't Shoot Us Edition
New Trendy Thing: Local Pols Smoking Crack Like It's 1999
Tea Party Has New Holy Cause: Converting Known 'Atheist' George Soros!
Bradlee Dean: Gay Marriage Results In Plague Of Rocks, Rabies
Republicans Fabricated Smoking Gun Emails They Maybe Illegally Leaked; Forgot To Add Smoking Gun
Bill Gates Finally Finds Virus He Might Be Able to Cure
Guest Post From A U.S. Marine About Barack Obama's Shocking And Disgusting Use Of An Umbrella
The Only Thing Worse Than Abercrombie & Fitch Is This Anti-Abercrombie & Fitch Movement
Poors Pooling Their Hobo Beans To Buy Chicago Tribune And Los Angeles Times, Good Luck Poors!
Army 2, Air Force 1: A Thrilling Contest To See Who Can Be The Absolute Worst About Sexual Assault
Clever Title for Donations Page
BREAKING!!1! HOUSE REPEALS OBAMACARE!!!!!!
RNC Spokeswoman Admits Harry Reid Was Right About Romney's Taxes All Along, Whoops
Civil Disobedience Gun March Guy May Not Really 'Get' Gandhi
Reddit Being So Mean To Oppressed White Nationalists
Haw Haw, Dumb Jerk Barack Obama Cannot Even Stand A Little Rain, What A Dumb Jerk
Murderous Charlatan Donald Rumsfeld Still Terrible At Math
U.K. Has Its Own Elizabeth Warren, But She Yells At Google Instead Of Ben Bernanke (Video)
Hero Oklahoma Rep. Leads Charge To Save Poor From Eating Food
Tennessee State Sen. Wreaks Horrific Revenge On Traffic Cam That Nabbed Him Speeding
Even Conservatives Are Liberal In The Greatest Place Ever, British Columbia
Pacific Northwest Wonkettonians: Get Your (Unofficial) Drinky Thing On In Seattle, June 1!
Lupe Fiasco Absolutely Not Bound And Gagged By Management For Tweeting Marxist Stuff
Wednesday Nice Time: Eric Holder Tells Darrell Issa to STFU
We Would Rather Have Snakes On A Plane Than Listen To This Guy Tell Us About Jesus
Screw It, We Are Just Hiring Everyone Now
BP Pays Top Chef To Come To New Orleans, Do Something With All These Eyeless Shrimp
Playing With Your Children Is For Losers, Says Business Insider
The Deficit Is Falling Rapidly, But Who Cares Because Look At All These Forgettable Scandals!
Latest Factory Farm Byproduct: Exploding Foamy Pigdoots
Ted Nugent's Immigration Reform: Let's Make Illegals Be Our Butlers
Uncle Sam Wants YOU! To Stop Sexually Assaulting People
Hitler Obama Deports Religious Home-Schoolers To Germany, Even Though They Are Not Even Mexican
Are You Smarter Than These Gun-Toters?
Hillary Is Going To Come Out! Exclusive! Must Credit Wonkette For Writing About the Enquirer!
Butthurt Christians Oppressed By Sports Thing That Never Happened
Surprise, Senator David Vitter Being A Dick
Gap & Wal-Mart To Bangladesh Garment Workers: Go Die In A Fire, LOL
Russia Detains Suspected CIA Agent In Moscow In Bid To Rekindle That Cold War Flame
Angelina Jolie Got Her Boobs Chopped Off, Yay Angelina Jolie!
Lyingest Liar Obama Said 'Terror' Not 'Terrorism' So He Is A Liar And Also IMPEACH!
Nice Time: Joe Biden Does Thing
Stupidest Guest Blogger On Internet Asks: Why You Murder America's Eagle, Obama Man?
Gays Take Minnesota, Gain Crucial Ground In Global War On Marriage
Justice Department Gets All Nixony Up In AP
John McCain Stands Up for America's Oppressed Cable Subscribers
Newt Gingrich Sticks To The Important Stuff: Imagineering New Names For 'Cell Phones'
Sarah Palin Leads 'Not Sure' By 8 Points For 2014 Alaska Senate Race
Amercia, Where You Are Free to Take On Crushing Lifelong Debt
How Did We Respond To Attacks On US Diplomats Before Hillary Clinton Did Them All?
James Dobson So Glad Feminism Is Over and Women Want to Be Mommies Again
GOP to Impeach Obama for Benghazi Just as Soon as They Can Find It On Map
Rand Paul Will Work With Jesus To Help You Cling To Your Guns
IRS To Holocaust America, Says Never Wrong Matt Drudge
Ghost Breitbart: Maybe Hitler Was Gay! (Like Obama, Nudge-Nudge, Wink-Wink)
Michele Bachmann: God Did Benghazi
Women In Their 40s Make Breitbart's Ben Shapiro Sad In His Pants
Wonkette Book Club: We Are All Gay For Rachel Maddow's Book
Deleted Comment Of The Day: 'Your Face Is So Far Up Obama's Ass...'
Zombie Industries 'Discontinues' Its 'The Ex' Shooting Target (Spoiler No It Doesn't)
Stop Hitting Yourself, And Other Advice For Benghazi-Obsessed Wingnuts
Wonket's Teen Korner For Teenz: +10 Charisma Edition
The Blaze Just Asking: Did Imam's One Weird Prayer Damn Navy Seals To Hell At Their Own Funeral?
The Heritage Foundation And The Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Super Racist Week
Failed Socialist Debacle Fannie Mae To Contribute $59.4 Billion Cash Dividend To US Treasury
Hey What's The Deal With The IRS Oppressing Those Poor Teabaggers? Obscure Tax Law Wonksplained
Just One Word: Insects! And More In Your Wonket Sci-Blog!
Friday Nice Time: Hugo Chavez Gets Fired Strawberry Pickers Their Jobs Back
Fox News Was Right About Benghazi All Along and Probably Everything Else Too
In Case You Forgot Ronald Reagan Was A Dick
Eric Bolling Tastefully Imagines Obama Daughters' Violent Deaths In Benghazi
In Ploy To Weaken Obamacare, GOP Geniuses Give Obama More Power Over Obamacare
Why Does The GOP Love Wasting Money On African Food Aid? A Wonksplainer!
Enron Criminal Jeff Skilling Gets 10 Years Off For White Behavior
Point-Counterpoint: Are Millennials Lazy Entitled Narcissists?
GOP Benghazi Hearings Don't Support Conspiracy Claims, As If That Matters
Which Part Of Politico Are You Most Excited To Pay To Read?
Noted Veejay Bill Donahue Reviews New Bowie Video, Gives It Zero Stars
Family Research Council: Why Is Gay Barack Obama Raping All Our Soldiers?
Daily Caller Pauses To Laugh At Grenade Accidents, Women Being Terrible
Wingnut Group Wants To Impeach Obama For Wrecking Stock Market, Dow Hits New Record
With 'Rot' In Missile Crews And All The Rapiness, Air Force Faces Severe Purity Of Essence Gap
Time To Make The Budget! A Wonksplainer
Niall Ferguson Mansplains Why He Is Sorry About Being Right For Bashing Gays
Deadbeat Loser Ex-Rep. Joe Walsh Would Like You To Send Him Monies to 'Grow Up & Be Free'
Indiana University Taking Important Steps to Ensure Our Children Is Learning in Diseased Environment
Minnesota Terror Suspect: Patriot, Gun Fondler, Juggalo
Republicans Publicly Masturbate to BENGHAZIIIIIIII!!!! On Taxpayers' Dime All Day
Mark Sanford Briefly Relevant Again For Last Time In His Life
Harry Reid Tells Canadian Anchor Babby Ted Cruz to STFU, GTFO, DIAF
Oh, Those Missing Girls? Cleveland PD Is Going To Have Some Splaining To Do
South Carolina Dem Chair Has Totally Believable Lie About Dumb Thing He Said About Nikki Haley
Politifact: Why Is Martina Navratilova Lying By Saying All These True Things?
Lauryn Hill, Joe Francis Both Going To Prison For Crime Of Being Too Rad
March Of Armed Lunatics On Nation's Capital To Be 'Well-Choreographed,' Thank Heavens
Elizabeth Smart Politely And In Nice Mormon Girl Way Tells Abstinence Crowd To Bite Her
Dennis Prager: Kids Should Be More Hungry
Jenny Sanford's 2010 Book Suggests Mark Sanford Maybe A Bit Of A Dick
Fox News Commentator: Stop Teen Sluttery by Giving Babies Away
Texas Fertilizer Plant Continues to Express its Freedom
Minor Columnist Discovers Secret to Fixing America: Get Rid of All Poor Lonely Mommies
Woah: Fox & Friends Nearly (Accidentally?) Practiced a Tiny Smidgen of Journalism
Heritage Foundation: Immigration Reform Will Bankrupt Entire Solar System
Here is Your Handy Wonkette Guide to Not Panicking About 3D-Printed Guns
Texas Lawmakers Celebrate 'Gun Day' With Gun Legislation Spree
Everything Turning Up Horse Poop for Michele Bachmann
Drudge Siren! Elizabeth Colbert Busch's Life Of Crime!
Roger Ailes Shuts Geraldo Rivera's Mouth For Him
Why Is The NRA Censoring This Innocent Dead Obama Mannequin That Bleeds When You Shoot Him?
It Has Been Far Too Long Since We Were Mean To Charles Krauthammer
Sundays With The Christianists: A Biology Textbook With Dinosaurs On Noah's Ark
What Are We Blaming On the Gays Today?
Louisiana Senate Kind Of Hates Real Science, But Pretty Much Fine With Voodoo
(Activist) Teen Korner For (Activist) Teenz: You Got Your Politics On My Facebook!
Wisconsin Considers Forbidding Poors From Buying Cheese
Bright Side! Climate Change Death Spiral Will Bring Cheaper Gas, Jobs!
Boss Hogg Takes Over As NRA President
Mitch McConnell Makes Funny Joke About How Nobody Wants To Have Drinks With Him
Greek 'Golden Dawn' Neo-Nazi MP Slugs Little Girl, But On Accident
Daily Caller: Why Do All These 'P*ssy' Journalists Think Five-Year-Olds Should Not Have Guns?
Wingnuts Furious: Joe Biden's Got A Real Purty Mouth
'White Student Union' So Mad About Getting Hit With May Day Bags of Pee
Again Thomas Friedman Writes Same Column Again
Very Lucid NH Legislator Could Just Tell Those Blowed-Off Boston Legs Were Faked By Evil Government
ALEC Is Meeting In Oklahoma City; What Should Commie Mom Put On Her Protest Sign?
Texas Pastor Tried To Make Teen Girl Strip, But Probably Just Wanted To Share Bible Lessons
Glenn Beck Wants His Tax Dollar Back Because Terrorism
Tennessee Politician Feels Unfairly Criticized For Innocent Let's-Point-Guns-At-Muslims Message
Obama Does Not Want Babies To Not Have Babies
Hero Taxi Passenger Totally Did Not Fracture That Muslim Cabbie's Jaw, On Tape
Oh Hey We Are Close To Buying A Human Person/Creating A Jerb
Suspect in Ricin Mailings Had Something Nasty In The Dojo
All Teenagers Are Terrorists, Florida Edition
Breitbart Says Obama To Force Pentagon To Feed Christian Soldiers To Lions, More Or Less
Alabama Birthers Very Excited: State Supreme Court Justice Roy Moore Will Make Obama Just Go Away
Is Elizabeth Colbert Busch A Deadbeat 'Bortion-Having Crime-Doer? We Are Just Asking
Your May Day Playlist: Songs For The Working Man And Girl
Dumb Gays Now Ruining Immigration Bill Too
Happy Blogging About Pigford Day!
Mitt Romney Wants All You 22-Year-Olds To Get Knocked Up Now, For Our Savior
Louie Gohmert: Boston Bombings Happened Because Eric Holder Gay-Married To Islam
Utah Lady Arrested For Documenting Animal Abuse Because She Is An Animal Raper Obviously
Former Members Of Congress Seek Evidence of Alien Life, Their Own Continued Relevance
Alaska Teabaggers Find Exciting Fresh New Face For U.S. Senate (It Is Sarah Palin)
Mitch McConnell Ad Wildly Popular With Whatever Bot He's Paying For YouTube Views
Your Tuesday Nice Time: DC Imam Marries Gay Couples, For Creeping Sharia
Mark Sanford Not Allowed To Fly Airplanes At His Children Anymore
What Are Your Modern Job-Creating Economic Libertarian Supermen Driving Today?
In Space Mark Sanford Cannot Hear You Scream
Hero Arizona Gov Jan Brewer Signs Bill Defending Right To Life Of Poor Defenseless Guns
‘Irate Boston Man’ Unloads Epic Rant At Alex Jones Acolyte, Earning Love & Gratitude Of Millions
Jim Inhofe Introduces Bill to Provide Desperately Needed Bullets for Starved American Guns
1 in 5 Pennsylvania Science Teachers In Evolution Survey Seem Confused About This 'Science' Stuff
Patriotic WND Columnist Doesn't See Why Bombing Suspects Get All These 'Constitutional Rights'
Cranky Sarah Palin Did Not Want to Go to Your Nerd Prom, Anyway
Sandra Day O'Connor Finally Realizes Bush v. Gore Ruling Was Terrible
Pennsylvania Town Plan to Curb 'Disorderly Conduct' Includes Evicting Battered Women
Senators Who Voted Against Gun Background Checks Very Unpopular In Home States Now, How Weird
Frank Luntz Caught Telling Truth, Has Totally Mature Reaction
Mark Steyn: Why Did These UCLA Academics Blow Up The Boston Marathon? (Hint: Shmashmortion!)
Here Is Your Precious 'President' Obama Telling Jokes At Some Party Or Whatever
Sundays With The Christianists: A Biology Textbook For A Very Young Earth
Ricin Letters Might Have Been Clumsy Frame-Up, Script Treatment For Coen Brothers Movie
Marsha Blackburn Wants To Know If Boston Bombers Had Obamaphones, Because That's An Awesome Question
FishbowlDC Writes Eight Million Word Hit Piece About Party They Got Thrown Out Of, For Journalism
Hero GOP Senator's Office Tells Gays To Go Grow Their Own Food and Gasoline
Wonkette Teen Korner For Teenz: It's Not Me, It's You Edition
Black Chick Lawmakers Get All Uppity At Nice White Man Explaining Genocide At Them
Tennessee Hog Farmer/Representative: Why Does The Humane Society Let Us Keep Raping These Pigs?
Famous Austerity Economists: Just Because Our Data Is No Longer Operative Doesn't Mean We Were Wrong
Sad Dubai Bus Driver Tried To Rape Wrong Female Sailor
Learn ABC's 11 Weird Tricks To Surviving A Mass Shooting!
Peggy Noonan Cleverly Notes That Bush Is Not Obama, And Obama Is Not Bush
Alex Jones Will Help You Find Your New Conspiracy Soul Mate, Today!
The End Is Near: Time Running Out To Join Amazing Jesus Pyramid Scheme
Awesome Asian Frat Dudes Totally Sorry They Did All That Blackface Stuff A Second Time
Lying Liarpants Tennessee Sen. Stacey Campfield Wins Right To Keep Lying
Here Are Your Joe Biden/Jessica Biel/Justin Timberlake Sexy Caption Contest Winners!
Get Your Mommy-Son Hot Middle Ages Fantasy Date Night Action On At Chick-fil-A
Classes Canceled At Dartmouth So Political Correctness Can Run Amok
Whose Old Lady Is Old Handsome Joe Biden Stealing Now?
GOP Freshman Crybabies Want Their Chance To Throw Meaningless Hissyfit About Obamacare Too
Jimmy Carter Explains All The Awesome Things George W. Bush Did, After Jimmy Carter Asked Him To
Here Is Rick Santorum Spreading Leadership To High Schoolers In Totally Non-Political Way
Whom Should We Be Raping Today?
Meet Your New Canadian Boyfriend, Justin Trudeau, Who Totally Exists
Barbara Bush As Sick Of All These Bushes As The Rest Of Us
Barack Obama Ignoring Immigration Laws, Probably Jaywalking While Doing Rape and Murder
Contest! Caption This Sextorter GOP Creep In An Elephant Costume, With The Gingriches!
Iowa GOP Still Butthurt About How Much Their Supreme Court Loves The Gays
Joe Biden Yells At Terrorists (Video)
Girl, Rand Paul Will Drone You All Night Long
Dana Perino Writes Gross Love Letter To Secret Boyfriend George W. Bush
Donald Trump Thinks Up Totally Sick Burn: Jon Stewart Is A Jew
New York Times Lady Boss Still Not Allowed To Be As Big A Dick As The Man Bosses
CNN Taking Revenge On Snarky Viewers By Inflicting Newt Gingrich On Them
Paul Ryan’s 'Sole Intern' Is The Delightful Sextortin’ Sociopath You Expected Him To Be
West Virginia Rep. To Taker Schoolkids: Let Them Eat Janitoring
Why Is Michelle Obama Visiting Bin Laden's Son In The Hospital After He Did The Boston Bombings?
Serious Scientist Man Explains That Gay Marriage Will Kill You Worser Than Smoking
President Obama To Eat Live Fetuses on TV Or Something Like That
Ron Fournier: Judge George W. Bush By His Bro-Ness, Not His Horribleness
Jennifer Rubin Makes Strong Case For Third Bush Term
Your Morning Nice Time: Nevada To Have Gay Marriage Maybe, Hot Gay Senator Definitely
WSJ Columnist Explains Conspiracy Theory for Gabby Giffords Editorial, Crawls Back Under Rock
Your Monday Nice Time: Teamster Thugs Block Westboro Idjits From Victim’s Funeral
Biggest Victim of Last Week Was Mark Sanford, Says Mark Sanford
Human Rights Hero Sues Sexist Gym Because Of Ladies-Only Yoga Classes
In Which Wonket Returns To Its Regularly Scheduled Catholic Church Bashing
Koch Brothers Buying the Liberal Media Now
Not Knowing What Else To Do, Amanda Palmer Writes Terrible Poem About Dzhokhar Tsarnaev
Immigration Reform Could Have Prevented 9/11 or Something
Daily Mail Totally Jelly Of New York Post's Boston Bombing Coverage
Who Is A Better Artist, George W. Bush or Jose Canseco?
Looks Like Glenn Beck Has At Least Four Listeners In The House Who Want To Know About Saudi 'Bomber'
Peggy Noonan And Maureen Dowd Double-Team The President
Donald Trump Reminds Us: Black People Not Allowed In Park
Sundays With The Christianists: A Biology Textbook To Take On The Ark With You
What Happens Next Time We’re Attacked?
Your Guide To The Boston Manhunt Friday News Dump
Tamerlan Tsarnaev Came To The U.S. In His Teens: Is That Why He Was Such A Jerk?
Hey, Let's Have Some Nice Time: 78-Year-Old Marathon Man Is The Best Of All Possible Marathon Men
Wonkette's Teen Korner For Teenz: 'Splodey Edition
Boston Manhunt Ends Without Need For Waterboarding Or Wayne LaPierre
Lindsey Graham Does Not Care For Stupid Constitutional Rights If Bad People Get To Have Them
Wonkette At Your Service: How Locked-Down Boston Area Stoners Can Survive Pre-4/20 Raids
Maine Governor: University Wind Turbine Uses 'Little Electric Motor' Or Maybe Witchcraft
Megyn Kelly's Flow: Pretty Fly For A White Girl
Hey, Let's All Have Some Old Handsome Joe Biden!
Texas Fertilizer Plant Explosion Proves Priceless Value Of Freedom
Ghost Breitbart's Cold Dead Fingers: Shoot Em Up Yeehaw!
Family Research Council Knows Who Is To Blame For Boston Bombing: Sluts And Abortionists
Oh Look, An Actual Shadow Government Conspiracy Called 'Skunk Works' Is Happening In Michigan
A Note On Empathy, Plus Some Weird Stuff About Eating Cicadas, In This Week's Sci-Blog
Glenn Beck Ready For Impeachment Already, Because Of Saudi Bomber Cover-Up, What?
Dictators' Errand Boy/Fox News Democrat Lanny Davis Explains Left Is Hateful
Luke Russert Is Boston Bombing's Edward R. Murrow
FBI Presser: Help Your Wonket Racially Profile The Boston Massacre Suspects
Tennessee Legislator Passes Resolution Honoring Himself For Being So Great At Being Himself
Totally Brave Anonymous NRO Writer Does Not Care For Gabby Giffords Calling People 'Cowards'
Three New Hampshire GOP Reps Want To Impeach Everyone Else, Because Tyranny
Nice Time: Wellesley All 'Hell Yeah' To Insolent West Virginia Anti-Abstinence Teen
WaPo's Jennifer Rubin Simply Does Not Care For Barack Obama's 'Petulance'
Suspect in Ricin Mailings Saw Something Nasty In The Woodshed
Gabby Giffords Bullies Senate, NYT Editorial Page, Again
'Instapundit' Tells Whats-Her-Name, That Lady Who Got Shot In The Face, To Stop 'Bullying' People
Texas Teacher Explains She's Far Too Racist To Have Molested That Black Seven Year Old
Like Crazed Person With Gun, Senate Kills Everything It Sees
Mark Sanford Just Can't Stop Doing Stupid Things In Public, Trespassing Edition
CNN Reporters Looking A Bit Glum Over Epically Messing Their Bed On Boston Bombing (Video)
WND Idiot Erik Rush Calls For Death To All Muslims, Finds Subsequent Death Threats Lazy And Boring
Louie Gohmert Ponders: Can Anyone Tell These Arabs And Messicans Apart?
Your Morning Nice Time: Watch New Zealand Burst Into Maori Love Song After Gay Marriage Is Legalized
Conspiracy Theorists Ask Public To Take Them Seriously, Blame Family Guy For Boston Massacre
What Gateway Sexual Activity Are We Teaching Our Children Today?
Minnesota Radio Host Has Best-Ever Apology For Telling Newtown Parents To 'Go To Hell'
Glenn Beck Harnesses His Mighty Intellect, Ciphers Out Why No American Could Have Done Boston
Missouri Legislator Explains How If You Don't Want Him To Email You It Probably Means You Are Gay
Your Complete Guide To Running Next Year's Boston Marathon
Stupidest Man On Internet Applies His Forensic Skillz To Boston Bombing
Glenn Beck: The Only Logical Response To Boston Marathon Bombing Is To Make Glenn Beck Wealthier
Apparently There Is No Shortage Of Dicks To Be Eaten, Tea Party Nation Edition
Craigslist Casual Encounters Section Admirably Fills Aching Void In Boston’s Souls/Holes
Why You Probably Should Not Worry About North Korea On Top Of Everything Else Right Now
You Will Want To Read This Gawker Story About The Sexy Man In The Hat
Is Bill O'Reilly A Terrorist? We Are Just Asking Questions
Hey, Has Anybody Else Been As Stupid As This Guy Yet?
People Who Can Eat A Bag of Dicks About The Boston Massacre
K-Lo Ticked Boston Marathon Tragedy Didn't Happen While She Was in Town
Hero GOP Reps Fight Back Against Tyranny Of Healthy School Lunches
A Children's Treasury of NYT Commenters Who Love Eternal Detention
Idiot Republican Excited to End Non-Existent Federal Funding of Abortion
Sleep Easy, Tennesseans! James 'Pack Your Bags' Yeager Got His Carry Permit Back
Adorable Child Brings Semi-Automatic Weapon To New Hampshire Gun Rally
National Tragedy Averted: George W. Bush Speaks, Likes Hisself Just Fine
Sending Explosives Through The Mail Is Illegal And Bad Even If You Send Them To Sheriff Joe
Skinflint Obamas Avoid The Taxman By 'Giving' All Their Money to 'Charity'
Wonkette Book Club: This Al Capp Bio Is A First-Rate Book About A Real Jerk
Dana Perino Drops Jay-Z Diss Track, Embarrasses Every White Person Everywhere
Patriotic Millionaire Brings Facts To Fox Ideology Fight
Meet This Nice GOP Pennsylvania Mayor Who Tried To Rape A Young Man At Gunpoint
Wonket Teen Korner For Teenz, Homophobia Edition
Why Is Liz Warren Yelling At Bank Regulators Today? (Video)
Donald Trump And His Wife Are Awful And Their Son Tastes Like Caviar
A Children's Treasury Of Reactions As Al Jazeera America's Sharia Plot Creeps Into Detroit
You Give Me Dengue Fever, And More In This Week's Very Tardy Sci-Blog!
South Carolina Congressdude: Gun Background Checks Will Rwanda Us To Death
Hey How Is It Going In Our Quest To Buy An Entire Person? An Update!
A Children's Treasury Of Hot New Pix Of Barack Obama, For You To Fap To
If Rick Santorum Can't Gay-Bash At Our Children, It Is Just Like Hitler
Montana Legislator Dave Hagstrom Makes Run At Title With Homophobe/Die-Poors One-Two Punch
Ann Coulter Would Like Some Attention Again Please
What Do You Think About Stacey Campfield's Imaginary Girlfriend? Is She Imaginary? (Yes)
Mitch McConnell Got Bugged Like Watergate Except Not And Everyone Sucks
Fox News Is Very Confused By You Kids And Your Jay-Z And Your Hippity Hop Songs
Today’s Gun News Takes Delightfully Refreshing Turn For The Surreal
Congratulations On Your Entrepreneuring, Willow Palin!
Arkansas Senate Votes To Cut Sex Ed Funding So It Can Be No. 1 At Teen Pregnancy
Tennessee Superdude Stacey Campfield Congratulates 8-Year-Old On Being A 'Prop'
Patti Smith Meets Pope, Provides Wonket With Nicest Time Ever
Charming 'Pro-Life' Folks Remember Dr. Tiller By Threatening To Murder Everyone Working At Clinic
Your Precious Little Boyfriend Maryland Gov. Martin O'Malley Taxing The Heavens And God Himself
Start Your Morning Off With Sheriff Joe In A Corset (Because We Hate You)
Your Morning Nice Time: Missouri University Has Gay Kids' Backs
North Carolina Republican Loves Praying, But Only The Jesus Kind Because Otherwise It Is Terrorism
Your Evening Nice Time: Rad Metal Dudes Record Hilarious Parody Of Traditional Marriage Folk
Taking Firefighters Hostage, So Hot Right Now (Updated)
Glenda Jackson Literally Rips Into Margaret Thatcher's Mouldering Corpse During Parliament Memorial
Secret Gays-Satan Axis Of Evil Exposed By Intrepid Right-Wing Blogger Dude
Republicans To Meet In Hollywood Den Of Iniquity, We Feel Like We Have Heard This Somewhere Before?
Cuckolded Hubby Wants $10 Million Because School Shrink Banged His Wife; Thanks Obama!
Senators Maybe Agree On Gun Background Checks; NRA Psychics Predict That Shootings Will Still Happen
Banks 'Pleased' To Be Paying Pittance To Poors Whose Homes They Stole
Sorry, Kooch, But Court Says Virginians May Keep Their Blowjobs And Buttsex
Bobby Jindal's Plan To Turn Louisiana Into Somalia Nearly Complete
Anthony Weiner Lets It All Hang Out
Bob Barr To Attempt Worst Comeback Tour Since Great White
Even Intentional Racists Hate That Godawful Brad Paisley Song
Nice Old Kansas Fella Is Newest Accidental Racist
RNC Chair Reince Priebus Will Buy President Pizza, To Save Money, For Freedom
Ted Nugent Has More 'Metaphors' About Shooting People To Death, Again
Former Tennessee Pol Nabbed In High-Speed Fap-Fest
Abomination of Nature Liz Cheney Wants To Be In The Senate, Of Course
Mitch McConnell's Crack Oppo Researchers Reveal: Ashley Judd Is A Democrat!
Our Irrational Gun Optimism Has Been Crushed By Another Horrible Accidental Shooting Because Why Not
Hillary Clinton Elected President of Running for President in 2016
Great Britain Bursts Into Song Over Death Of Margaret Thatcher
Thatcher's Dead; Twitter Users Worried That Cher's Dead
Enjoy This Charming 1984 'Children's Book' About Margaret Thatcher
Massachusetts School Out-Horribles Everyone By Ensuring Poor Kids Starve, For Freedom
Bronx Democrat Caught Accepting Bribes On Tape Has Awesome Alibi: He Was Reading The Bible
In Which We Are Irrationally Hopeful That Not Everyone Is a Total Idiot About Gun Control
Tucker Carlson Weighs In On Black Lifeguards (Hint: Hiring Black Lifeguards Is The Same As Jim Crow)
Margaret Thatcher Dead; Never Got To Meet Her Idol, Sarah Palin
Sorry Ladies, Super Sexy Sexxxter Todd Kincannon Is Off the Market
Hero Judge Teabags Birther To Tune Of $177 Large
Sundays With The Christianists: Home-Schooled Biology So Bad It Lost A Lawsuit
Bob Woodward Continues To Be Totally Awesome Guy
My Jimmies Remain Rustled: Wonket Teen Korner For Teenz, Religion Edition
Breitbart’s Brandon Darby: Aryan Brotherhood Can’t Be Racist Because They Have Mexican Friends
Friday Nice Time Vetoes With The Gays And Their Friends
Liberty University Allows Guns For Jesus In Classrooms, Kissing Still Of The Devil
Breitbart's Ben Shapiro Is Totes Offended At Obama’s Disgusting Support For Self-Government
Here Are One Million Words About Why You Gays Are Filthy And The Catholic Church Still Hates You
When The Moon Is In The Seventh House And Io Aligns With Mars, Plus More In Your Weekly Sci-Blog!
Fox & Friends Stand Up For Sexist Pig Barack Obama, Because Bros Before Hos
Chris Matthews Cannot Believe Wife Beating -- In The Home, Even! -- Is, Like, A Real Thing
Thursday Sad Time: Liberal-Hearted Lord Of Snark Roger Ebert Dead At 70
South Carolina Republicans Sad Elizabeth Colbert Busch Isn’t Uglier
Spanking Lovers Sean Hannity and Michelle Malkin Worry That Sportsball Players Are Getting Too Wussy
Anchor Baby Michelle Malkin So Mad About Immigrants For A Change
Jim Hoft And Judicial Watch: Black Lifeguards Will Murder All The Children With Drowning
FAA Lets Exxon Decide Whether Aircraft Can Photograph Oil Spill, You Know, For Safety
Let's All Be Friends With Sarah Palin's Number One Fan 'M. Joseph Sheppard,' He Seems Nice
Arizona Fires Veterans' Administration Secretary Just For Telling Truth About Ladies And The Rag
More Nice Time! These Children Don't Want To Go To Separate (But Equal?) Proms
Your Thursday Nice Time: Magic Johnson Loves His Live Gay Son
Leave Dave Agema Alone, Cries Lispy Homophobe Stalker Andrew Shirvell
Tom Delay Dreams Of The Good Times When You Could Kick Ladies And Homos Around
Barack Obama Thinks Giving Back Part of His Salary Will Shut Up the Screeching Howler Monkeys
North Carolina To Tax Elitists For Sending Kids To College
Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli Really Doesn’t Want You Having Sex In Your Butts
This Month's Bake Sale And Topless Car Wash Fundraiser: Help Wonket Buy Doktor Zoom!
Energy Secretary Nominee Has Scientist Hair!
Totally Not Lying Men's Rights Activist Is Your Newest James O'Keefe!
Disgraced Republican Horndog Mark Sanford Wins Thing
James O'Keefe Totally PWNS Piers Morgan And Robert DeNiro On Guns, Hahahaha LOL
North Carolina Patriots Simply Do Not Care For United States Constitution Tellin' Them What To Do
Let Reagan's Budget Director Explain At You About Gold And The Fed And Other Cool Ron Paul Stuff
Was Loser Congressman Thad McCotter House Of Cardsed By Evil Staffer? Sure Why Not
RNC Bigot/Ex-Pilot Dave Agema Talks About His Issues Inside Homosexual 'Flight Attendant Realm'
Louie Gohmert: If You Limit The Number Of Bullets In A Clip, Polygamists Will Gay-Marry Your Dog
Prepare For Your Newest Reason For Getting Laid Off, America: You Just Got Insourced!
Slow News Day Except For Those Seemingly Coordinated Nazi Attacks On Public Officials
Bored Wingnuts Invent 'Pastor Problem' for Obama Because Hey, Why Not, Nothing Else Is Working
Pat Robertson Celebrates The Beautiful Miracle Of Not Knowing Stuff
Hero Kansas Republicans Stand Up For Women's God-Given Right To Bear Their Daddy’s Baby
Tennessee To Stop Feeding Its Dumb Kids
How Are We Beating Up On Teachers Today?
Loser Congresscritter Thoughtfully Gives Departing Staff Extra Money For Hookers, Blow
Report: GOP Tried to Hire Lady Gaga to Play Her Sex Music at RNC
Monday Nice-Time: Obama's War On Easter Continues
Do YOU Live in the 'Least Free' State in the Country?
Donald Trump Complains U.S. Border With Europe Too Secure, Keeping All the Good Whites Out
Will Tax-Dodging Shakespeare Become The New Ayn Rand?
Missouri, We Need To Talk About Jim Hoft
Georgia GOP Chair Worried 'I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry' Will Be A Real Thing
Jim Carrey Trolls Fox Angerbears, and Other News From The World Of Guns
Now It Is Dumb Stupid Jerk Joe Biden Who Keeps Going On Vacation
Good Christian Wingnuts Furious Obama Forced Google To Honor Some Brown Dude Instead of Jesus
Dana Loesch Speaks, Remarkably Does Not Shatter All Glass In Thousand-Mile Radius
Announcing Wonket's Teen Korner! For Teenz!
In Attempt To Reconnect With Gay Fans, Michelle Shocked Advocates Safe Sex
Utah Gun Lobbyist's AR-15 Stolen Because SUV Couldn't Defend Itself
Fox News Very Sad People Aren't Yelling At People On Food Stamps (More)
Gays Wrecking Everything: Part Eleventy-Billion In a Series
Armed Indiana Gentlemen Show Gun-Protesting Moms How A Polite Society Works
Wind Farms, Wetlands, And All The Tentacle Porn Your Weekly Sci-Blog Can Hold
How Is Michelle Obama Murdering Jesus And Easter Today?
Alaska Rep. Don Young Sorry He Called All You Spics 'Wetbacks'
New Pope Already Pissing Off The Santorum Wing Of The Catholic Church
Everyone So Mad At Terrible Michigan RNC Committeeman Homophobe Dave Agema Being Terrible
Shhh! Don't Tell Anyone About Mitch McConnell's Secret Plan To Overturn Obamacare
Is That Sarah Palin's Hand In Your Pocket Or Is She Just Happy To See You?
Willie Nelson Continues Unbroken 79-Year Bestness Streak
Hero Wyoming Judge Defends Privacy Of Oppressed Corporate Ground-Poisoners
Terrible Harpy Nancy Pelosi Will Murder Capitalism By Letting Sick People Stay Home
Greatest Living American Politician Answers Idiotic Constituent Email: 'Deaaaad Honky'
Hey When Did That Jerk Start Working There? A Guide To 2013’s Least Important Media Hirings
Idaho Teacher Said 'Vagina' During Class On Reproduction But Probably Won't Get Fired
Larry Klayman: That Judge Was A Jew!
Bill O'Reilly Right About A Thing
Bradlee Dean, Who Has Never Advocated Beating Children, Advocates Beating Children Again
Didn't You Get The Memo, Park Police? Louie Gohmert Can Park Anydamn Place He Pleases!
Untangling Megan McArdle's Feelings About The Gays: An Exegesis We Undertake So You Don't Have To
Universe Implodes Under Combined Weight of Maggie Gallagher, Kathryn Jean Lopez's Giant Brains
North Carolina Democrat Kay Hagan, Profile In Courage
General Petraeus Gives Flowers And Candy to America, Says He's Sorry About Banging Not-Mrs. Petraeus
Washington Post Does War On Easter Because It Hates Jesus, God
Gay Marriage Killing Straight Parents Everywhere, Quick, Someone Save The Children
Erick Erickson Pretty Certain Gay Marriage Is Step One Of Leftist Holocaust Against Christians
Big Baby David Vitter Would Like To Lie At You About Obamaphones Now and Forever
Tennessee Narrowly Escapes Sharia Scourge of Clean Feet
Worst Hero EMT Ever Refuses To Unleash Her Ta-Tas For Gravely Wounded Soldier
In Which Wonkette Tries To Bait Larry Klayman Into Suing Us Also, Too
Tennessee's Health Care Plan: Call Now For A Chance to Apply For A Chance To Win
Journey To The Center Of The Derp: Ted Nugent Tries To Mash All Wingnut Buttons At Once
Larry Klayman Soothes His Weary Soul By Once Again Writing Hillary Clinton Themed Erotica
Civil Rights Activist Mark Traina Would Like To Know: Is Your Wonkette A 'Jewish Dyke'?
North Dakota Passes Abortion Bill Guaranteed To Make Even More Of Its Population Flee
George Zimmerman's Brother Not Really Helping
Wingnuts: Pro-'Agenda 21' Feds Murdering All The Mississippi Lawmakers One By One
Sponsored! This Proud Dad Paid Us Sweet Cash Money To Listen To His Son's Awesome Album For Nerds!
Yeah, We Think This One Weird 'Free Energy' Ad Is Crap, Also Too
Newsmax Shocker: Stupid Dumb Jerk Joe Biden Slept In Hotel, Is Your New Marie Antoinette
Rich People Do Not Give To Charity, Shocker
Your 'Our Friend The Coalmine' Earth Day Art Contest Winners!
Rep. Peter King Leaks Government Secrets To Threaten National Security Some More
Rich Tech Execs Just As Awful As Rich Wall Street Execs, Just In Different Way
Ramblin’ Man Bradlee Dean Chased Out Of Schools, Town, For Being The Worst
What Kind Of Flibbertigibbet Single Lady Hasn't Already Started Saving For Her 'Baby Nurse' Fund?
Special New Pope Nice Time Is Going To Happen All The Time So Deal With It
Colorado Legalizes Civil Unions, Moves To Desegregate Drinking Fountains Next
Tennessee Hero Stacey Campfield Protects His Constituents From Having Decent Sex
Rightwing Radio Host Has Giant Sad That It Got Better For Hillary Clinton
Toxic Xenophobe Michelle Malkin's Twitchy: Still A Idiot (Updated!)
West Virginia Newspaper Shares Reader's Awesome 'Kill Everybody' Voicemail
Beware 'Scamsters In Religious Garb,' Says ... Wait For It ... Pat Robertson
The Iraq War - 20 Friedman Unit Edition
Let's All Enter Utah's 'We Love Oil And Gas' Poster Contest, For Earth Day!
Georgia Senator Saxby Chambliss Would Like You To Know How Gay He's Not
Disgraced Jailbird Jack Abramoff Takes Rightful Place As Matthew Boyle's Voice Of Moral Authority
Joe 'You Lie!' Wilson Books Flight To Israel To Have Fun Debate With American President, Apparently
Texas Doctor Senator Idiot Lady Says No Abortions Because Men Bleed From Their Butts
Fox News Comedian Steven Crowder Caps Off Week From Hell By Pissing Off Trans Community
End Times Fetishist Congressman To Chair Climate Committee, Murder All Your Animals For Freedom
Obama's Sweet Ride Breaks Down In Israel Because The Wingnuts Needed A New Metaphor
Grab Your Wallet, You Are Not Leaving Without Your 'Shut The F*ck Up Luke Russert' Coffee Cup
Well Well Well, Look Who Hates Israel
Happy Conservative Warriors Defeated by Mysterious CPAC Plague Caused By Liberals Probably
Black Guy Writes Pretty Awesome Letter About Jews
Daily Caller Guy Pretty Weird About Sex
Lamestream Media Hunting Down Poor Michele Bachmann Like Wild Dog
Assassination Joke Sheriff Very Sorry All You 'Nazis' Can't Keep Your Hurtful Criticism To Yourself
Mark Levin Will Drown In Own Spittle Before Admitting Americans Maybe Not That Conservative
Another Carl Hiaasen Character Escapes Into Reality, Guns Blazing, In Foiled Walmart Scooter Getaway
House Conservatives Offer Up New Budget Full Of Really Great Ideas That Everyone Loves
Elizabeth Warren Will Give Us All The Moneys Now
Old Handsome Joe Biden Will Take All Of Your Communion And You Will Like It
NRA Wants To Legalize Silencers, Because 'Hunting' And 'Self-Defense'
Lost Your House? Got No Job? Just Send Pat Robertson $20 A Month, And God Will Give You A New One
Can't Say They Didn't Warn Us: Gays Finally End Straight Marriage Once And For All
Shocker: Fox News Rape Jokester Steve Crowder Wasn’t Victim Of Legitimate Union Thug Assault
Hero Senator Ted Cruz Will Death Panel Everyone With M.S.
Florida Person With Very Own Arsenal Kills Only Self For A Change
Diaper Fetishist And Rancid Chickenhawk Boil Unite To Defeat Some Mexican
AP Scoop: Dominican Republic Hookers in Menendez Story Were Not Trustworthy After All
Steven Crowder’s Attempt At An Ashley Judd Rape Joke Somehow Makes Daniel Tosh Seem Endearing
Shiftless Minorities and Sluts: What Will It Take For You To Love The GOP Again?
Skateboard Punk Rock Folk Singer Lefty Michelle Shocked Does Not Like 'Fags'
Noted Anti-Rape Activists At The NRA Surprisingly Cool With Domestic Abuse
Oh No We Have Been Blinded By Our Sarah Palin-Induced Rage
Totally Great 'The Bible' Mini-Series Explains That Barack Obama Is The Debbil
The Week in Guns: Please Proceed With Your Mansplaining, Jerks
Frederick Douglass Republicans Wrong About Frederick Douglass, Everything Else
E-Book Review: Presidents Are Expensive. Why Won't Obama Work For Free?
Wonkette Infiltrates CPAC As Sarah Palin Reads Joke About Obama's Teleprompter From Teleprompter
All The CPAC News That's Fit To Live-Bloog
Let's See If Sarah Palin Can Finish Her CPAC Speech Without Quitting Halfway Through
Banks Might Like White Men Just as Much as the GOP Does
False-Flagging Lieberals Obviously Behind Nice Young Man Spewing White Power Stuff All Over CPAC
Class War Has A Fresh New Face: Chelsea Clinton And Her $10.5 Million NYC Pad
Sequester Eliminates Position Of White House Taster, President To Starve
Hero GOP Idaho Legislator Will Sit At Front Of Bus For States Rights and Freedom From Healthcare
Iraq War Totally Worth Its New Six-Trillion-Dollar Price Tag
Dear Hero 47% Dude: Please Do Not Go To Law School
Bad Sci-Fi Video For CPAC Calls Tea Party 'A Movement On Fire,' Is Sadly Not About Flaming Dysentery
Hunky Dory Life On Mars: Your Weekly Sci-Blog!
Hero Sen. Rob Portman Courageously Endorses Equal Rights For His Family Members
White House Tours Now More Important Than Eating, Praying, Pretty Much Everything In Universe
National Organization For Marriage Does Not Think Much Of You Straight Adopters Either
Dianne Feinstein Goes To Ted Cruz's Work, Slaps Tea Party Dick From His Mouth Hole
White House Addresses Nation's Critical Shortage Of Biden
No, Old Handsome Joe Biden Is Not Cool With You Slapping Your Lady (Unless It Is A Sexy Slap)
Conservatives Still Unskewing Polls With Super-Smart Anti-Gay Math
What Do You Mean Connecticut's 'Women's Day' Isn't About Boobs?
Tennessee Legislators Stand Up For Sad, Gay-Hating Therapists
Special Semi-Nice New Pope Time: Maybe He Is Not So Bad?
Texas Senator And Know-Nothing Ted Cruz Has Exciting New Reason To Repeal Obamacare
Big New Buzzfeed Scoop On Grifty Right-Wing Bloggers Maybe Not Quite As Big As Last One
Attention Lonely San Francisco Wingnuts: Pam Geller Needs You For Her Dumb Bus Ad Lawsuit
Wells Fargo Bills Elderly Disabled Veteran To Death Over Typo
Peggy Noonan Simply Does Not Care For All You Heathens Mockinge Her Inerrante Churche
Because There Are So Many, Another Romney, One 'Ronna Romney,' May Run For Carl Levin's Senate Seat
Pretty Much Nation's Only Black Lady Republican Official Resigns For Being The Griftiest
Nation's Most Obese State Passes 'New York Sux' Bill, RC Cola & Moon Pie Stocks Rebound
Government Very Good At Keeping Secrets For Its Best Friends Forever, The Banks
GQ's Michael Wolff, 59, Has Just About Had Enough Sass From Young Whippersnapper, 50
Sarah Palin Wants You To Un-Commercialize Christmas By Buying Her Stupid Christmas Book
Sadness Abounds: CPAC To Be Less Sexxxxxy This Year
Paul Ryan Unveils Budget, Makes 'White Rabbit' Our New National Anthem
‘Concerned Minnesotan’ Explains How Mixing Sperm, Butt Enzymes Causes AIDS
Whatever, Mitt Romney, It Is Your Birthday, Now Go Suck An Egg
GQ's Michael Wolff Will Never Get A Table At The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe (Updated!)
Dennis Prager Urges Kids To Take Up Tobacco In Place Of Their Marijuana Cigarettes
Bitter Defeated Ex-Congressman Joe Walsh Explains At Americans That They Are Stupid Losers
Radio Lady Wants To Abolish Homosexuality
Wonkette Global Watch: Just How Freaked Out Should We Be About North Korea This Time?
Homosexual Wingnut Wants Lindsey Graham's Seat
Where Is Orly Taitz When We Need Her Most?
Clarence Thomas's Wife, Ginny Thomas, Does Not Think The Supreme Court Is All That
Michelle Obama Answers Questions On Twitter, With Predictable Results
Spring Break With Chuck Norris Sounds About As Lame As You Would Expect
Senate Republicans Getting Down To Important Senate Business Of Whining About Their Office Space
Super Successful Lawyer Larry Klayman Is Your New Patrick Henry, America
Other Things We Are Mad About From 2005
Ladies Don’t Want To Write Op-Eds Like ‘Ann Coulter Or Wonkette’ Says WaPo Op-Ed Lady (Updated!)
You Can Pry The Smith & Wesson From Lady’s Cold Dead Hoo-Haw, And Other Notable Gun News
Female SCOTUS Justices Gettin' Mighty Uppity With Their 'Questions' And Such
Sundays With The Christianists: Sex Education That Knows Just How Very Naughty You've Been
In Case You Were Wondering, We Think This Survivalist Ad Is Crap, Too
A Childrens' Treasury Of People You Never Wanted To Think About Ever Again
Honestly, You Guys, 'Not Raping' Is Actually Really Easy
Mommyblogging! New Mexico Jailers Send Man To His Room For Two Years, By Accident!
Hey Ladies! GOP To Solve Budget Impasse By Taking Away Your Birth Control (Again)
FishbowlDC: Nah Mang, We Didn't Libel That Lady With The Social Diseases, The One Who Was 'DTF'
Here Is A Funny Joke: Say That John Waters Died. But Really, He's Alive! Get It?
James O'Keefe: 'History Will Absolve Me! Also Send Cash!'
We All Live In Autonomous Exploration Submarines: Your Weekly Sci-Blog
Work: Should You Pay to Do It?
Peggy Noonan Didn't Like Her Hotel Room. Thanks Obama!
You May Be Surprised To Learn That Rand Paul's Filibuster Full Of Blithering Idiocy
Let's All Watch Retiring Sen. Carl Levin Yelling At Bankers Before It Was Cool
Wonket Sexclusive: Totally Blameless Crime-Stopper James O'Keefe To Pay $100,000 To ACORN Criminal
86-Year-Old Minnesota Lady With Dementia Revealed As Vote Fraud Ringleader
'Official' North Korean Website Offering American-Made Propaganda For The Discerning Hipster
Mitt Romney Back In Private Equity, Everybody Hide Your Pensions
Joe Walsh's Children's Long National Nightmare Is Over
America Celebrates Decade Of Wedded Bliss To Iraq By Going Broke, Linking Petraeus To Torture
Arkansas Limits Abortions To Six Or Seven Minutes After Conception
Surprisingly, Lanny Davis As Disingenuous On Internet As He Is In Real Life
In Which We Wait For Rand Paul To Have To Pee
Happy Fun Gingrich Offers To Be Human Sacrifice On Donald Trump's Dumb Teevee Show
Atlantic Guy Continues To Mansplain Why It’s OK To Work For Free
Bill O'Reilly Pretty Sure This Gay Colorado Lawmaker Wants To Molest All The Kids
A Not Really All That Brief History Of Ted Nugent's Illustrious Career In Reality Teevee
In Bid To Out-Hollywood Ashley Judd, Mitch McConnell Campaign Releases Dystopian Horror Film
Jim Hoft Finally Officially Designated As The Dumbest Man On The Internet With Reed Irvine Award
Very Not-Dumb Texas Rep. Louie Gohmert Introduces Bill To Place Obama Under House Arrest
Here, Let the Atlantic Explain At You About Why They Do Not Pay People For Their Work
Let's All Have A Heart Attack Along With Bill O'Reilly
It's Okay, White People! Black Man With Guns Does Not Want To Murder You!
Heroic Republicans Will Murder Zombie ACORN Again And Again For Freedumb
Breaking News Drudge Siren Red Alert And Such: Fidel Castro Still Not Dead
Earnest Christian Teen Creates Awful Online 'Rap' Artifact That Will Haunt Her Life Forever
Retroactively Liveblooging The Paul Krugman-Joe Scarborough Steel Cage Death Match Of Death
LifeNews Finally Proves Link Between Abortion And Breast Cancer (By Making It Up)
All Logic And Reason Still Says Gay Marriage Is Gross
Swiss Communists Will Be Next To Kill Whitey, By Capping Executive Pay
If You Look At Pix Of Lady Parts On Campus Then The Terrorists Have Already Won
Friends of Wonkette: Help Us Decide Which Of Our Epic Blunders To Submit To The Breitbart Awards
Iowa Rep. Asks Whole State: Is My Granddaughter A Whore?
Daily Caller's Menendez Hooker: I Can't Believe We Made Up The Whole Thing (Updated!)
Horrible Woman Too Horrible To Attend Conference Of Horrible People
Everyone Is Making Money Off Malaysia Except Us And We Are Sad And Mad
Mitt Romney Is Literally The Worst Choice Ever For Detroit's Emergency Manager
In Blatant Bid For House Science Committee, Washington State Rep Calls Bicylists Polluters
Bob Woodward: I Am Terrible In Bed
Republican Sequester Strategy As Smart And Honest As All Their Other Ones
Daily Caller To Ashley Judd: We Saw Your Boobs
Your Gun Fun Times Roundup: What Politicians Are We Threatening To Murder With Guns Today?
Mitt Romney And His Royale Princesse Deign To Visit Their Ungrateful Subjects Again
Sundays With The Christianists: Sex Education For Your Date With Jesus
Connecticut State Rep. Makes Peener Joke To Teen Girl Who Mentioned Snakes
Obama Crosses Nerd Streams, Every Molecule Of Internet Explodes At Speed Of Light
Heroic Right Wing Columnists Taking Malaysian Bribe Money, Is That Not OK?
Conservatives Unable To Contain Their Glee As The Sequester Punishes Insolent Subhumans
Peggy Noonan Will Now Slur Her One-Million Word Book Report At You
Bloomberg Businessweek: Why Are All These Colored People Wrecking Everything Again?
Sea Slug Penises, Tentacle Porn, And Other Terrible Sci-Blog Things
Long National Nightmare Over: Jailbird Scooter Libby's Voting Rights Restored!
U.S. America Not Locking As Many Black Folk Into Prison Forever Hooray!
Ghost Andrew Breitbart Still Dead, A Ghost
New American Hero Will Drive With Hazard Lights On To Save Us From Sequestration
Here, Let Us Explain At You About The Voting Rights Act
Bob Woodward Hereby Sentenced To Remedial Journalism School For Treason To The Fourth Estate
Joseph Farah Determines 'We' Had More Freedom in 1776 Than Today (For Certain Values Of 'We')
Republicans (Maybe) Stop Beating Their Wives
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Ping Pong Balls And Michelle Malkin
Instapundit Wants GOP To Be Hep And Groovy Like Now And Happening 30-Year-Old Flick 'Footloose'
Genius-Doctor Indiana Republicans Approve Religion-Based Ultrasounds, How Nice Of Them
Massachusetts Parents Whining: Letters To Parents Real Problem With Childhood Obesity
GOP Finger-Pointing Blame-Gaming Everyone Possible (Obama) Over This Sequester Nonsense
Pew Poll Demonstrates That Americans, Republicans, Not *That* Stupid
Your Morning Nice-Time: Let's All Watch Keith Ellison Yell At Sean Hannity!
Elizabeth Warren Hands Ben Bernanke His Own Ass
We Cry Real Tears As Pat Buchanan Sounds Reasonable, World Ends
Anti-McConnell Super-PAC Tweets Stupid Racist Things About Mitch McConnell's Wife
Public Health Hero C. Everett Koop Once Again Puts Biology Above Politics, Dies
Glenn Reynolds Will Rescue The Lost Boys From The Tyranny Of MILF Island
Sportsmanship Nice Time Will Brighten Your Stupid Day
Wonkette Readers' Inexplicable Fondness For Michelle Obama Deemed 'Creepy,' Cultlike
Here Is Old Handsome Joe Biden To Dampen Your Panties
Idaho Gun Fondlers Bravely Resist Tyrant Hussein Obama's Imaginary Gun Confiscation Orders
Wonket Cedes Political Humor Crown To Michelle Malkin, World’s Most Hilarious Pundit
Nice Christian Ladies One Million Moms Very Angry At All This Rampant Sexing of Talking Pigs
Banks Joining Up With Payday Lenders To Find Creative Ways To Screw Poors
Here Is Just A Video Of Michelle Obama Dancing, For Fun And Nice-Time!
Here Are Your 'Winning' Bradlee Dean Pix 'N Lawyer Letters (You Win Nothing!)
New Michigan Democratic Party Chairman Lon Johnson Is NOT The Lee Strasberg Of Porn Lon Johnson
Rand Paul Offers Common Sense Solution of Ruining Schools to Save Education
Montana: Your Paradise of Corporation-Voting and Roadkill-Eating Awaits
Sundays With The Christianists: Sex Education For Godly Virgins Who Intend To Stay That Way
Very Sane Tea Party Man Warns Of Obama's Army Of Blacks
Angry Teabaggers To March Around With Guns All Day Today, What Could Go Wrong?
Wonkette Bradlee Dean Photoshop Funtimes And Legal Letter Contest!
Hero Student Teacher Stops Racist Math Problems Dead
Poor BP Whining About Excessive Fines
Walmart Proudly Announces Its Worker-To-Prison Program
First Amendment Hero Bradlee Dean Would Like To Give Your Wonkette Some Legal Fees
C_R_Eature F_Eatures: Your First Weekly Sci-Blog!
Your Annotated Guide To Tony Perkins Wanting To Sacrifice Gay Boy Scouts
WND Columnist Complains About Continuing 'Slander' Of Joe McCarthy, Without An Ounce Of Irony
Ready The FEMA Camps: Obama Coming For Your Rascal So You Can't Run Or Hide
Andrew Sullivan Gets Bad Beard Trim, Hates New York And Its Empty Promises
Let's All Blame The Gays For The Pope's Retirement
Montana Law Enforcement Will Protect You From Other Law Enforcement Because Freedom
Drudge Siren! Turns Out A Bunch of Youtube Videos Are Not The Same As College
Laura Bush, Profile In Courage
Time Magazine Helpfully Explains Why A Quick Visit To The ER Costs As Much As A Semester At Harvard
Your Thursday Nice-Time: Small-Town Mississippi Newspaper Owner Tells Homophobes To Get Bent
Daily Caller Dances On Ghost Andrew Breitbart's Internet Grave
Fox News Pretty Sure Al Jazeera Is Going To Terrorist Us All
Groggy Old Mitch McConnell Bothering Pentagon About Nonsense Again
Anti-Abortion Guy So Mad Strangers In His House Did Not Agree With Him
Former Sen. Pete Domenici Loves Secrets, Hates Contraceptives
Please Nobody Tell The Yahoo! Commenters About Michelle Obama's New Portrait
Jesse Jackson Jr. Pleads Guilty To Purchasing Awesome Things
Fox Still Bitching About Presidential Debate, Now, In Late February 2013
Contest! Can You Parse This Ghost Of Breitbart 'Friends Of Hamas' Non-Retraction?
Arizona Town Hall Folk Murder John McCain, Tear Lifeless Body To Shreds With Their Teeth
Tea Party: We Put Karl Rove In That Nazi Uniform *By Accident*
Ghost Andrew Breitbart Stands By His Story On Terror Group That Does Not Exist
Richard Cohen Wants To Kiss Men But Does Not Want To Kiss Ladies You Guys
Idaho State Senator Loves States' Rights But Not For Demon Weed
Donald Trump And Lawyer Unfamiliar With This 'Constitution' Of Which You Speak
Attorney General Eric Holder Trying To Murder All The Homeschoolers (Again)
Fox Nation: Queen Michelle Obama Bogarting All The Powder
Scott Brown Ironically Makes Himself Look Worse By Declaring Multiple Decades Of Sobriety
Charles Krauthammer To Bill O'Reilly: Let Obama Golf
Tom Friedman, King of Nonsense, Has Something to Say About 'Solutions' And 'Compromise'
Fox's Greg Gutfeld Live Tweets His Own Cross-Country Nervous Breakdown
Now We Are Sad, Because Jesus Is Only Our Homeboy
It Is Cute When White People Try To Have Thoughts About Slavery
Sundays With The Christianists: Sex Education From People Who Think You're All Filthy Perverts
Idaho Man Slaps Black Baby On Plane, Is Not A Racist
John McCain's Hurt Feelings Will Run Your Life Forever, America
Who Should Fox News Hire Next?
John Boehner To Poors: We Want To Pay You Less To Help You
Here, Let Liz Warren Help You Enjoy The Rest of Your Day!
Pols Having Secret Spawn All Over The Place!
Is Your 8-Year-Old Too Slutty? Of Course She Is!
U.S. Winning War On Sluts Through Proud Tradition Of Self-Inflicted Stupidity
Dig Your Ground: Shovel-Toting Student Freaks Out Idaho Middle School, Resulting In Lockdown
Banks Will Now Review Themselves to Find Out if They Did Your Foreclosure Right
Field & Stream 'Gun Nuts' Columnist Zapruders Sarah Palin
RNC Committeeman Dave Agema: Hey Y'All Know If This Onion Story About 'Bama's Slow Sad Son Is True?
If You Notice That $9 Is More Than $7.25, Are You A Communist?
A Valentine Poem To The One Your Wonket Loves Most Of All
Your Valentine's Cry-Time: John Boehner Hates His Wife
Sequestration Approaches, Utah Senator Mike Lee Writes Nice Poem
Marco Rubio Champions The Downtrodden, Opposes Paying Them
FreedomWorks: Your New Source For Hillary Clinton Sexxxxxxytime…With Pandas!
Matthew Boyle To Spend Valentine's Day Alone, Cockblocking Bob Menendez
South Carolina Legislator Forming Militia Immune To Federal Law, What Could Go Wrong
A Children’s Treasury Of Nugentian SOTU Antics
Politico's Super-Awesome SOTU Fact-Check Is Super-Awesome, A Fact-Check
Rand Paul Has Smartest Economic Idea Since 9-9-9
Tea Party Nation: Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler. Also: Hitler
Marco Rubio Can't Wait To Get Out Of Middle Class Hell-Hole
Governor Rick Snyder Celebrates Black History Month By Taking Over Detroit
Here Is All We Are Going To Say On Man-Drinks-Water-Gate
John Galliano, What Is Wrong With You?
Straightest Man In The World Steven Crowder Upset The Olympics Taking Away His Fancy Wrasslin'
What Time Is The State Of The Union Live Blog? What Channel Is The SOTU Live-Bloog?
What Time Is The State Of The Union? What Channel Is The State Of The Union?
Richard Cohen Bravely Argues We Should Arm Syrian Rebels Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
We Are Sorry We Forgot Your Birthday, Sarah Palin!
Sheriff Joe's Posse Would Like To Surprise Your Children With An Armed Sex Offender
What Kind Of 'Foreplay' Is John Boehner Looking For?
Jennifer Rubin Valiantly Crusades Against Obama For The Pope's Honor
NYT: Second-Term Obama Getting Kind Of Uppity
Michelle Obama Invites Awesome Haitian Lady To SOTU FLOTUS Box
'It’s The Deficit, Stupid,' Says Fantastically Stupid Man Advising Obama On State Of The Union
This Man Would Like To Be Texas's Lieutenant Gov, Because Guns Guns Guns Guns Guns
Unemployed Loser Ex-Congressman Joe Walsh Goes Back To What He's Best At: Not Feeding His Kids
FreedomWorks: Protection From Domestic Violence Is For Wusses
Nugent To Attend State Of The Union; Living Will Envy The Dead
Totally Not Crazy Nevada Assembly Dem Arrested (Again) Trying To Grab Cops' Guns
Israel To Praying Ladies: You Can't Have It Yahweh
Independent Women's Forum Furious At Your Wonket!
Assume Wingnuts Furious Over SNL's Cut Chuck Hagel Sketch
'Leftists' Say Mean Things About Saintly Pope: A Children's Treasury Of Instant Butthurt
Andrea Peyser Wants To Knock Up Your Pre-Teen
Michele Bachmann Still On House Intelligence Committee
Steven Seagal, American Hero, Trains Armed Vigilante Posse In Arizona
Your Sunday Nice Time! Everything Working Out Awesome For Gay Ohio Cop!
Sundays With The Christianists: A 'World History' Book That's Ready For Apocalypse, Now
Fox: If Ladies Insist On Wearing Pants, No One Will Know Who Has To Shovel Out From Nemo
Arkansas Will Not Be Squatted In!
Does Fox Nation (The Website) Lie As Much As Fox News (The Cable Channel)? Probably!
How Is Obama/The UN/Illuminati Forces Taking Michigan's Guns Away Today?
Condoleezza Rice Now Smacking People In The Face With Her Balls
Greatest Living President Is Also Fantastic Painter
What A Star We Lost When Barack Obama Beat Alan Keyes
Hateful Jerks Demand Hateful Jerk Be Fired For Calling Another Hateful Jerk A Hater
Congratulations, Iowa Womyn! You May Already Be A Murderer!
Today We Are All This Lady Brandishing A Semi At Chuck E. Cheese
Idiot Defeated Congressman Joe Walsh: Why Does Michelle Obama Hate Black Kids Who Die By Guns?
Disneyland White-Power Rabbit Makes Black Children Cry
Lutheran Pastor Sorry For His Terrible Sin: Praying With Other Religions At Sandy Hook Vigil
North Carolina Gov Attempts To Appoint Fox To Guard Education Henhouse
Yeah, No, Seriously, Los Angeles Spree-Killer Cop Is Really, *REALLY* Liberal
Bankers Might Have to Cough Up Tip Money In Exchange For Ruining The Economy, Our Lives
Big Joel Johnson, State Representative, Wants To Be Michigan's Vagina Inspector
Fired LAPD Officer Going Django On Everyone's Asses
Bill O'Reilly Making Even Less Sense Than Usual, Lauds Ted Nugent's Doubleplus Goodthink
Chris Christie To Lady Doctor: Shut Up, Lady Doctor
Rand Paul Outraged That Low-Flow Toilets Can't Handle His Monster Dumps
Wait A Minute, Did You Know The Westboro Baptist Church Girls Are Super Pretty?
Justice Sonia Sotomayor Personally Selling Pepsi To Dying Fat Kids, Yalies Outraged
Alabama State Senator Basing Abortion Legislation On Old-Timey Bible Songs
Fox News Pointing Out, Un-Pointing Out Hillary Clinton's Obvious Facelift
Rep. Paul Broun Not Content With Making House GOP Look Dumb, Will Run For Senate Instead
Jerry Brown Toilet-Talks Rick Perry: Your Anti-Cali Ad Is 'Barely A Fart'
Rep. Dana Rohrabacher's New Very Sane Benghazi Theory: Obama Let Ambassador Die To Win Reelection
Our Cup Runneth Over: Worst Psychiatrist Ever and Worst Mustache Ever May Both Run For Senate
Police Chief Calls Pro-Choice Woman 'Scum-Sucking Slut' On Facebook, Rewarded With Investigation
To Promote Freedom, Idaho Senator Wants To Require All Students To Read 'Atlas Shrugged'
Your Sweetheart Needs Scary Panties For Valentine's
Forget How Sexist This New Florida Logo Is, Let's Talk About What They Paid For It
Genius of History David Barton Finds Reliable Gun Facts In Louis L'Amour Novel
World's Wealthiest People To Poors: Let Them Not Eat
Detroit's Abandoned Packard Plant Was Never A Concentration Camp, You Guys
Great American Shooting Fad Continues: Take Two, Doggie Style
Fox Bravely Continues Wars On Nature, Math
Wingnuts Furious: Texas Kids Design Imaginary Flags For Nonexistent Pretend Socialist Nation
Rove v. Walsh: The Battle To Be the Worstest Loser Begins!
Terrible Strom Thurmond's Nice Daughter Has Died
Happy Eighteenth Birthday, Trayvon Martin, Racism Is Over
Racist, Sexist People Think Michelle Obama Is Fat Because Of Racism, Sexism
Erick Erickson: Let's All Hit Other People's Children With Belts!
Sexy Mommy Superbowl Halftime Makes National Review Very Uncomfortable
News Media Squeals With Delight About Michelle Obama 'Vogue' Possibility
Tagg Romney Now To Maybe Run For Ann Romney's Senate Seat: Full Eyes Clear Hearts Can't Lose
Earth's Sentient Population Urges John McCain To Just Shut The Hell Up Already, Please
American Exceptionalism Blows Fuse
South Carolina Republican Bravely Tweets Similarities Between Trayvon Martin, Super Bowl
Hero Oregon Baker Refuses To Bake Sodomite Wedding Cake, So There
A Children's Treasury Of Photoshops Of Barack Obama Hunting Varmints
Sundays With the Christianists: A 'World History' Textbook That Neither Trusts Nor Verifies
On The Pill? Tiny Dead Fetuses Are Eating Your Innards
Yes, It Has Come To This: White House Releases Long-Form Photo Of Obama Firing A Gun
Super-Excited Conserva-Texans Give 'Democrat' Happy Ending
Conservatives To Facebook: Screw You Guys, We're Going Home
John Kerry, World's Perfectest Diplomat
Shooting People: So Hot Right Now!
Glenn Beck Going To Be So Sad, You Guys
Are You On The NRA's 'Enemies List'? Hint: The Answer Is Yes!
Arkansas Senator Jason Rapert Not Having Any A You My-Nor-I-Ties Tellin' Him What To Do, Yeehaw
Tennessee Homophobe And New Wonket Coverboy Stacey Campfield Is A Real Weird Guy
Idaho State Senator Says Obamacare Just Like The Holocaust, Because Of Course It Is
National Review: Only A Monster Would Say The Nazis Didn't Make Sense
Fox 'Comedian' Steven Crowder, Married For 45 Minutes, Would Like To Give You Marriage Advice
Legal Genius Stacey Campfield Finds Way Around Getting His Garbage Written About
Get A Snack, Rubio And Vitter Are Having A Diaper-Hooker-Immigrant Catfight
Victoria Jackson Just Asking, 'Why Isn't There A White History Month,' Is Not Racist
Missouri Bill About Gun Instruction For First Graders Only Half As Awful As It Sounds
Idiot Tennessee Senator Behind 'Report Gay Kids' Bill Explains He Just Wants To Help Young Sodomites
Sorry Louisiana Olds, Children, Poors And AIDS-Havers, Bobby Jindal Is Taking Your Medicaid
What Is Old Man McCain Yelling At Clouds Today?
Good Job, Facebook, You Saved This Gay Dog!
How Is Obama Murdering Ronald Reagan With His Bare Black Hands Today?
NYPD Rescues New Yorkers From Seven-Year-Old School Child
Michelle Malkin Fights For Truth: Can Gun-Grabber Gabby Giffords Even Write Stuff?
Persecuted Job Creators Not Being Taxed To Death By States, Don't Worry
Sen. Mo Cowan Becomes Most Prestigious Temp In Massachusetts
Australia's 'First Bloke' Talks Prostate Exams From Asian Women (Video)
Your Afternoon Nice Time: Jim Nabors Gay-Marries Longtime BFF, Civilization Still Standing
New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez Really Should Not Be Sexing Under-Age Prostitutes
Tennessee Lawmakers To Gay Kids: We're Outing You To Parents For Your Own Good
Your Lunchtime Cry-Time: Gabby Giffords Speaks To Congress About Guns
Phyllis Schlafly On Women In Combat: Men Who Rape Them Will Be Accused Of Rape!
Joe Biden, Done Killing That Dog, Now Murdering Small Businesses With His Very Existence
In What 'Sex Act' Was Arnold Schwarzenegger Engaged When Snapped By Bob Guccione's Camera?
Alleged Skeet Murderer Barack Obama Afraid Of Guns (Because He Is Gay)
Maybe Anthony 'Haha His Name Is Weiner' Weiner Is Running For Office Again Or Something
Wingnut Congresswoman Demands To See Obama's Longform Skeet-Shooting Video
FishbowlDC Manages Not To Libel Anyone In Story On Color Of Joe Scarborough's Sweater
Romney Advisor Wants Free Gay Abortions For Everyone!
Obama Trying To Take Too Many Guns, Says Man Who Shot Old Man In The Face
Paul Krugman Brings Facts To Ideology Fight
Wingnuts Furious About Three-Month-Old Veep Debate And Zzzzzzz
Fox News Victim Of Obama Campaign To Destroy Fox News, Says Fox News
Lindsey Graham: Murderess Hillary Clinton Got Away With Murder (Again)
Would The Parents Of Newtown Shooting Victims Just Shut Up Already
'The New Republic' Singularly Unsuccessful At Purging Its Jews
Senate Approves Sandy Relief, Senate Still Littered With Bastards
Victoria Jackson, Allen West Still Suffering From Wingnut Vocabulary Disorder
Detroit's Libertarian Belle Isle Plan Basically Gayer Fire Island With Lower Taxes
Same-Sex Marriage Opponents Have A Grand New Incoherent Argument: Marriage Is For Dumbs
Tennessee To Poor Children: Failed Geometry? No Food for You!
What Will Sarah Palin Do Next? An Exercise in Wild Speculation
Now Joe Biden Has Killed A Dog, Just To Watch It Die
We Are Reasonably Sure This Is Not The OKCupid Profile Of Famous Hooker Ashley Dupre
Your Lunchtime Nice-Time: Barack And Hillary Love And Cuddle All Up On Each Other
North Carolina GOP, Saving Poors One Lotto Ticket at a Time
David Mamet: David Mamet Needs Guns Because Of Affirmative Action And Such
Millions of Americans Can Breathe Sigh Of Relief Now That We Are Safe From Unlocked Phones
How Are Arizona Republicans Performing Patriot Fellatio Today? (SFW)
Gun Industry: Make Sure Your Kid Gets His Gun First So He Won't Feel Left Out
Sundays With The Christianists: A 'World History' Textbook That Spins One For The Gipper
Public Broadcasting Finally Sacks Up And Hires A Real Man Who Will Tell The Truth About Obama
Un-Senator Scott Brown Filled With Twitter Ennui Over Who Knows What
Jesus: Don't Let Your Daughters Go To College To Turn Into Ugly Feminist Whores
Austrian Turks Go To 'Red Alert' Over Star Wars Lego Set
What Did John McCain And The Romneys Talk About During Their Lunch?
Hero Dad Stands Ground Against Daughter's 3.6 GPA
GOP Learns It Can Screw With Obama By Simply Not Showing Up
America’s Most Awful, Sexty Ex-Mayor Goes Back To Jail
Funmeister Newt Gingrich Says GOP Needs To Be A 'Happy Party'
Your Boyfriend Had Fun At The Inauguration (Video)
Iowa Rep. Steve King Stars In Tragic Tale 'A Christmas Without Guns'
'I'm Not Crazy,' Says Nevada Gun-Threat Pol In Shirtless Interview, 'You're The One Who's Crazy'
Good Luck In Your Future Endeavors, Timothy Geithner!
BREAKING: Florida Republicans Don't Want To Steal The White House
Now Orly Taitz Is Gonna Arrest The President, Uh Huh
Caption This Teabag Abortocaust Terrist Truck!
MSNBC's Goldie Taylor Knows 57 Ways To Kill Gossip Rag 'FishbowlDC'
New Mexico Will Prosecute You for Borting Your Rape Baby, Because You Are Borting 'The Evidence'
Michelle Malkin: No One Is Mad Enough About Benghazi Except Michelle Malkin
Rep. Paul Broun Says Obama Upholds 'Soviet' Constitution; Nation Sighs & Rolls Eyes
What Can We Learn From This Horrible Story About Mentally Disabled People In Dungeons?
Let's Learn From Our Stupid Advertiser How To Hide Guns From The Government
Mean Lawyer Booed Paul Ryan, We All Weep For Paul Ryan
Worst Psychiatrist Ever Keith Ablow Blames Gun Control Agenda On Sad Orphan Obama
Nation Celebrates Roe v. Wade Birthday With Scary Videos, Hypocrisy, Balloons
Leon Panetta Ruining American Samurai Honor Code
Fox News Is Losing the War On Analogies
Dumb South Dakota Pol Really Sorry He Told Black Reporter To Go Back To Kenya
We Feel Like Rand Paul May Be Forgetting A 'Worst Tragedy Since 9/11'
Let's Watch Hillary Clinton Yell At Some Idiot Senator!
How Did It Take Five Whole Weeks To Blame These Shootings On Welfare Mom Fraud?
Texas Schools Implement Carefully Crafted Law By Teaching Bible As 100% Fact
If Guns Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Shoot Their Own Peckers Off
Why Spend $17.95 On ‘Erotic’ Obama Fan-Fic, When You Can Get Your Cow At Wonket For Free?
Ted Nugent And His Buddies Would Like To Re-Enact The Revolutionary War For You
Ghost Breitbart Celebrates MLK Day By Trashing 'Roots' & Linking To Stormfront
Instead Of Another College Shooting Story, Here Are Pictures Of A Studly FMDMILF
Good News America! Beyonce Lip-Synched The National Anthem, So We Can Finally Impeach?
The Unbearable Cuteness of Being (The Obamas)
Phil 'Not Tiger Woods' Mickelson May Quit Golf To Teach Obama, Moochers A Lesson
There Are People In This World Who Simply Do Not Care For Michelle Obama
Let's Learn About The Mitt Romney BFF Who Wants To Steal A Public Park, Secede From Michigan!
A Children's Treasury Of Old Handsome Joe Biden Inauguration-Day Greatness, God Love Him
A Children's Treasury Of Inauguration-Day Stupids
What Could John Boehner Have Possibly Said To Incite Michelle Obama's Stinkeye?
Wingnuts Furious: Hypocrite Obama Not Serving Sprouts With Side Of Sprouts For Inauguration Lunch
Jennifer Granholm Just Not Used To All The Stupid Things Rick Santorum Says
Announcing The Winners Of Your Wonkette Maryland Gay Marriage Extravaganza
Live-Blogging Whatever Is Pre-Empting 'The Price Is Right' Today
CNN: Was Martin Luther King Jr Conservative? Some Say! But Others Don't!
Will NRA Agree This Assemblyman Should Not Have A Gun? Probably, He Is A Democrat
Pamela Geller: Why Is America Being So Mean To Domestic Terrorists?
Let's Talk About The President's Sex Life!
Humble Maryland Bureaucrat Has Catheter, Will Make You Tend To It
Bradlee Dean Would Like Us To Beat The Murder Out Of The Children
Chicago Police: Feel Free To Homicide People Over Stolen Toothpaste
Charlie Daniels Explains He's Not A Racist, Just An Unhinged Paranoid
Business Owners Being Dicks: Your Week In Review
Mississippi Schools Best In Nation At Sending Kids To Jail
Betsy Rothstein, FishbowlDC Sued Just For Calling Some Publicist A Slut Every Week For A Year
Drudge Sirens! Former NOLA Mayor Ray Nagin Charged With Taking Bribes Just Like In Treme!
NRA President: Barack Obama Is Threatening To Murder Me
Plagiarizing Cast Of Glee To Perform At Inaugural Ball, Turn Nation Gay
This Poor Fox Lady Said 'Inniggeral' (Video)
Peggy Noonan: How Is Wimpy Self-Pitying Richard Milhous Obama Bullying The Nation Today?
Deadspin Tells Donald Trump What America Has Been Thinking For Years
Happy Birthday Michelle Obama We Made You A Pome
Here's A Surprise: School Vouchers Help Spread Creationism
Why Is The FBI Cocaining Marion Barry To Death?
Orly Taitz To Court: Is Barack Obama His Own Secret Body-Double Indonesian Spy?
Rush Limbaugh Would Like Some Attention Please, Also To Shoot Women/Fetuses With Guns
GOP Schedules Plantation Fun-Times For Minority Outreach
Bobby Jindal Here To Help Grandma Die Sad Painful Death, For Real, Hooray!
Your Morning Nice-Time: Dems Wish Republickans A Verye Merrye And Bounteouss Daye
House Republicans Have Zero Problem Raising Ceiling On Cash For Oppressing Gays
Only Local Law Enforcement Can Protect You From The Tyranny Of Federal Law Enforcement
Valerie Jarrett Just Making Up Badass Obama Quotes
Obama Hates Children, Deserves No Secret Service Protection
Why Does Liberal Weenie Antonin Scalia Not Love Guns At All?
Andrea Mitchell: Reagan Supported Gun Laws; Gun Dude: Who, That Senile Old Man?
Michele Bachmann Campaign Aides Fighting Over Who Was Slimiest Slime Ever
Wal-Mart Offers Veterans The Fabulous Prize Of Maybe Working At Wal-Mart
Gracious House Of Representatives To NJ, CT And NY: Fine, Here’s Your Stupid Hurricane Money
Liveblogging the End Of Freedom (Yet Again) As Barry Steals All The Guns
Matt Drudge Has Melancholy Breakup With America, Tweets Sad Poetry
Michael Savage: Don't Let The Flu Mandarins Put Autism In You
Tenured Academic At State University Complains About Laziness Of Shiftless Unemployeds
Genius Of History David Barton Claims Founding Fathers Were Awesomest At Guns
Cool Bro Ranks All The Ugliest Feminists, As If That Is Not Redundant (NSFW)
Drunky Maryland Pol: Gay Marriage Crashed That Boat, Injured That 5-Year-Old Girl
Newtown Truthers Approach Center Of Conspiracy: This Nice Old Man Dog-Walker
Alabama Sex Ed Law: Tell Kids Being Gay Is A Crime
Today In Impeachment Fantasies, Steve Stockman Edition
Yes Virginia, You Elected These Idiot GOP Legislators
Ayn Rand Dating Site Marginally Less Horrifying Than 'Ayn Rand Dating Site' Might Imply
The Fix: Is John Boehner Hitting The Bottle?
[Delta] House Teabaggers Plan Gingrich-Worthy Stupid And Futile Gesture
Obama Says GOP Wants To Go Get Sushi, Not Pay
Attention Maryland Gays: Wonkette Will Marry You So Good (UPDATE)
Known Black Person Colin Powell Simply Does Not Care For Sarah Palin Being A Balls-Out Racist
Mark Sanford To Admit Affair With 2014 Election
Go Galt In Detroit's Centrally Planned Puerto Rico For Rich Jerks
Bobby Jindal Will Be Louisiana's Reverse Robin Hood
Gun Show At Cow Palace Draws Patriots Ready To Fight 'Revolution'
Glennbeckistan: Your Libertarian-Commune Paradise Awaits
A Children's Treasury Of People Standing On Graves, Like That Awful Piers Morgan
Sundays With The Christianists: A 'World History' Textbook That's Better Dead Than Read
Ohio Religious School Devises Fun Science Project About Dangers Of Asbestos
Fox News Does Its Part In War On Science, Demands 'Recount' Of Weather Temperatures
RFK Junior: The Truth Is Out There
Obama Administration Crushes Nerds' Dreams, Will Not Build Death Star
Hero Patriot Dad Will Shed Blood Again If School Nazis Wreck Pledge Of Allegiance
Whoops Looks Like Tennessee Is Going To Start Taking Dude's Guns Away?
Schools To Get Blowed Up By Terrorists, Says Man Who Really Really Wants To Carry Gun At Schools
It's Cool, Everybody, Gun Nut Says He Won't Have To Kill Us All 'Yet'
Larry Elder Tells Jerry Brown 'I'm Not Kissing Your Butt,' Teaches Us All About Debate
Fox's Megyn Kelly Accidentally Commits Journalism About Guns
Genius Gun Guy Wishes Django Unchained Were Real
Would Somebody Explain To Fox News How Money Works Please (UPDATE)
Michele Bachmann Stiffing Campaign Staffers, Offending Lord
Government Agencies Just Buying Each Other Hookers Now
Sheriff Joe Arpaio's Posse Just Lousy With 'Bad Guys With Guns'
Ted Nugent: Shooting Everyone In Sight Is The New Civil Disobedience
Bernie Sanders Will Pogrom Capitalism By Not Letting Banks Regulate Themselves
Fox's 'The Five': Algebra Is Liberal Terrorism
Paul Ryan Focusing On Jobs With New Bill About One-Celled Embryos
Tattooed Face Guy For King Of Universe, Please
Chuck Hagel Loves Terrorism Like Al Jazeera Loves Beheading People
Allen West Helping Raise Funds For Islam, What A Nice Guy
Jury: KBR Caused Troops' Cancer; KBR: Pay Up, America!
Wackaloon Candidate For Nevada Governor Ready For Civil War, Obama To Kill Him
Marine Will Not Allow Senator/'Some Woman' To Legislate His Personal Assault Rifles
Celebrating Hippie Corpse Richard Nixon's 100th Birthday
Why Raise the Gas Tax When You Can Kick Virginia Hippies Instead
Rich Abdill Is Your New Editrix (Limited Time Only, Must Have Coupon At Time Of Purchase)
Glenn Beck Has The Internet You've All Been Waiting For
Drudge Says Obama Is Hitler And Stalin, Yawn
NRA Just Keeps On Getting NRA-ier
Alabama Sen. Jeff Sessions: Are There No Workhouses?
Comments From Indian Gang Rape Defendants' Lawyer Unlikely To Win New Fans For Lawyers
Dick Armey Sorry He Dished To Most Sinister Far-Left Outlet On The Planet, 'Media Matters'
Cheer Up Congress, At Least You Are More Popular Than That Dude Who Knocked Up Rielle Hunter
NRO: Allies? We Don't Need No Stinking Allies
Wendy's Would Like To Get In On This Unsanitary Food Service Thing By Refusing Employee Health Care
David Frum Was Super-High When He Wrote This Column On Smoking Drugs
Victoria Jackson: Biking Is The Gateway Drug To Socialism, Hell
What Else Should Be On New York Restaurant's $2000 Plate Of Pasta?
South Carolina Restaurant To Illegal Aliens: 'Eat Me'
Things We Learned From Our Neighbor Last Night, About 'The Jews'
Alex Jones Yells, Adopts Bad British Accent While Calmly Explaining His Serious Concerns
Mitch McConnell Has New Enemy No. One: Smokey The Bear
Who Would Republicans Deign To Accept As Obama's Secretary Of Defense?
Connecticut Rep. To Gabby Giffords: Newtown Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us
WND Will Impeach Chief Justice For Swearing In Whats-His-Name, The Black Guy
Log Cabin Republicans And Chuck Hagel: The Stupid That Dare Not Speak Its Name
Ghost Andrew Breitbart Helped Convince John Boehner That Nobody Was Going To Overthrow Him
What Is Wrong With Greg Gutfeld?
Rand Paul's Drunky Underage Son Arrested For Being Too Awesome
Good News, Everyone! Rich People Had A Very Nice 2012!
Seemingly Racist Delaware Park Signs Merely Really Stupid, Not Apartheid For Your Spanishes
Who Is Barack Obama Raping Today, Charles Krauthammer?
Los Angeles Would Like To Get In On This Rape Cop Game Please
Hey, NRA, Here's A Teacher With A Gun...Yay?
This Freaky-Deaky Priest For Pope
Birther Queen Orly Taitz Explains to Judge: She Is Pretty Much Thurgood Marshall, Yo
Michelle Malkin Knows Just Who Is To Blame For Withholding Sandy Relief (It Is Obama Duh)
Barack Obama Ruining Detroit With Illegitimate Babies, Unwed Whore Moms
Here Is Victoria Jackson Not Being Totally Mentally Ill About Als Gore And Jazeera
Texas Senator John Cornyn: We Must Burn The Government To Save It
Friday Nice-Time: A Love Letter to Rosa DeLauro
Bill O'Reilly Has Some Thoughts About Asians, Pinheads
Watch Breathlessly As Your New 113th Congress Does Nothing: A New Wonkette Feature
Have You Heard The One About The Woman Who Wasn't Raped 'Cause She Isn't Married?
Are You An Old Crazy Community College Professor? Then You Too Can Write For 'The Hill'
Daily Caller Discovers Who Is Destroying The Earth (It Is Leonardo DiCaprio)
Whatcha Doing, Gays? Oh, Just Giving Birth To Satan Out Of Your Butts? Carry On!
Biden Tells Jerk Baby Not To Be Afraid Of Democrats
Gingrich Sugar-Daddy Took Our Manhood, Say Peons
'Don't Worry About That,' Cops Tell Women Before Giving Them Roadside Handies
Why Are We Impeaching President Obama Today?
Today's John Boehner Update, In Which Peter King Dashes Our Dreams of Continued Fightsies
WorldNetDaily Named America's Second-Most-Trustworthy News Source: It's a Major Award!
Story About Losing Orange County Republican Leaves Out That He Is Drunk And Creepy
Being Hillary Clinton's Aide Officially Most Baller Job Ever
Pamela Geller: Obama Is Naziest Nazi Who Ever Nazied, Totally Gonna Kill All The Jews
Wisconsin Pol: Why Do We Care About Kwanzaa When It Wasn't Even on The Cosby Show?
Even House GOP Hates House GOP Today
Daily Caller Writer Was Just Asking Responsible Questions About Hillary Clinton Faking It
Reports: Congress Expected To Continue Acting Insane
You Guys, John Boehner Said A Swear!
Joe Biden: Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangster
Unveiling Wonket's 2012 Hu-Man Of The Year
2012: Year Of The Short-Fingered Vulgarian
For Fox & Friends, It Was A Very Bad Year
Your Year In Wars On Women, Religion, Christmas, Various Aspects Of Reality