Sitemap - 2007 - Wonkette
The Wide Stance That Changed American History
Quick! Last Minute New Years Plans!
Bloomberg, Bipartisanship Aren't The Answer
Homosexuality Is a Sin, and Huckabee's a Sinner
Wonkette Chooses First Hispanic Vice Person of the Year
2007: Awkwardest Condiyear EVER
What a Totally Rad Year for Bush!
Use Me, Use Me, Go On and Use Me
Stage Set for Alan Keyes Landslide in Iowa
Extended Laughter Directed at Ron Paul
So The NYT Hires Bill Kristol, and We're Intolerant?
NYT Op-Ed Page Dissolves Into Stinking Heap of Neocon Shit
You Can Go Home Again, If You're White
Wonkette Sponsors Would Totally Have Posted Those Carnage Pictures
Metro Operators Whoring for Presents
France Debates Naughty Pictures
Someone Tell the UN Spider Man Isn't Real
Mitt Romney Fighting Two-Headed Beast of Losingness
Were You a Top Five Commenter of the Year?
Iowa Night Shift Managers Feel Same Disdain for Caucuses That We Do
DC Gossip Columnists Need to Get Back to Work
Infamous Butter Cow Becomes Butter Obama, Finally
James Carville and Mary Matalin Live in Pink Hellhole
Mike Huckabee Was Really Shooting for Reporters
I Saw Mommy Kissing Cartoon Violence
John McCain: Dying Print Journalism's Choice for America
U.S. Strategy to Ensure British Cooperation
Internment's Not Just a Shitty Hill Gig, Huckaboo
Can Someone Tell Andrew Sullivan to Shut Up?
Huckabee Takes Money From Satan Blah Blah
Oh Yeah, The Thing About Ron Paul Being Racist
Bhutto Leaves Grand Legacy of Slightly Altering Iowa Caucus Scenario
Who Wouldn't Prefer Obama for New Year's?
McCain Might Be Above Whoring His Kids for Political Advantage
Edwards Thinks He's Really Cool Because He Talked to Musharraf Today
How Did We Arrive at This Point?
Bill Richardson Thinks Pakistan Should Completely Recreate Itself, Like, Now
Yeah She Died, But What Does This Mean for Republicans in Iowa?
Before and After the Assassination, in Photos
Vote For Wonkette's Person and Vice Person of the Year!
Nancy Pelosi's Staff Party Turns Into Real Shitshow
Pizza Hut Ad Smears Dennis Kucinich
Fox News Has Most Balanced Election Coverage, According to Fox News-supported Research Center
An Analysis of CNN.com on This, the Morning Bhutto Has Died
Finally, Clean Needles Come to DC
Classic Dystopian Sci-Fi Book Influenced Bush Stem Cell Policy
Monster Demon Wrestler Endorses Paul
Idiots and the Idiots Who Admire Them
Ron Paul to Strictly Construct Constitution to His Needs
Important Things Still Overlooked
A Douchebag In Kansas Engages in Douchebaggery
The LA Times Got Scooped by Christmas
Sharpton Talks About His Role "in American Life"
Chris Matthews Thinks a Barack Win in Iowa Could Solve Every Problem Ever
Please Remove Your Fillings Prior to Death. Thanks.
Iraq? Haven't Thought About That In Years
The Foreigns Will Not Be Getting Off Their Rats' Asses
Demrats Keep Senate Open for Seconds to Avoid Massive Evildoing
Indians Taking Our Jobs, Mimicking Our Obesity
Texas Kills Prisoners Like It's A Job
McCain Wingnuts All Over Iraq, Reagan
Edwards Is Totally My Ex-Boyfriend
Politics, Like Family, Can Be Embarrassing
For the Holidays, Cheap Weed Gets Cheaper
Can the MSM Write Anecdotally About Gentrification Without Being Ungodly Racist?
Christmas Comes Early for Jews This Year
Ron Paul Advocates Government Slave Purchasing
Condi 'n' Kozy Sitting in a Tree
Ron Paul A Hypocritical Retarded Dick on 'Meet the Press'
Bush To Check Out This 'World' Everyone's Whining About
Oddsmakers Still Banking on That Loser Hillary
No One Drinks Alone in Des Moines
NH Paper Undorses Romney, Earns Our Respect
Barack Buys Bill Clinton Domain Names?
Megan Carpentier Will Not Waterboard Wonkette's Sponsors
That Asshole Huckabee Takes National Lead For First Time
Huckabee on Jamie Lynn Spears' Pregnancy
Rufus Wainwright Show To Be New Janky Sweater Party
Alan Keyes Can Define My Reality, Alright
Tucker Carlson Tries To Get Ron Paul Laid
Larry Craig Has a New Cruuuuuush!
Morgan Freeman Spotted Narrating a Documentary, or Something
Israel's Incompentent Interior Ministry
Joe Biden Channels His Druid Mystics
If Gitmo's "Too Nice," Then Why Don't You Go Live There?
Condi: We Do Too Have Friends!
John McCain's Xmas Card a Massive Buzzkill
California Solves Its Prison Problem!
Larry Craig Has Gay Sex With Himself
'Twenty Dollar' Bob Resurfaces in Rolling Stone
Cartoon Violence Hearts Teh Huckbeez
Megan Carpentier Waterboarded Me, and It Was Torture
Facebook Will Kill You, Your Children, Your Children's Children
Ron Paul Poses with Neo Nazi BFFs
Johnson, Staff Disagree and Johnson Wins
Can't Keep A Good Earmark Down
Stories That Really Shouldn't Be
Foot-in-Mouth Disease Crosses Border
Police Mace New Orleans' Remaining Black People
Paultard Blimp Impossible to See?
AP Forgets Ben Johnson Saga In Year's Top Stories
Tancredo Exits Stage Right - UPDATED
WaPo Continues To Be Free Online
Further Insight Into Bush's Advice
Your Axis of Fun Sweater Party Photos!
Lakota Will Be Way Way Better Than Dakota
Political Ads Didn't Always Blow Goats
Romney Will Save Your Children
FEC Issues Matching Funds, Hobo Candidates Rejoice
Tom DeLay Gets Friends Shitfaced
Secret Service May Shoot Clintons in the Foot
Which Republican is Bush Secretly Dissing?
Poll: Which Republican Food Will You Eat This Holiday Season?
David Gregory Rocks Out to Mary J
He Doesn't Need Your Flyover State
Republicans Still Looking for Decent Candidate
All Shapes, Size and Contribution Levels
If You've Got a Christmas Ad, Now's the Time
NYT Changes Subhead After Perino's Bitching
Jamie Lynn Spears: Not In DC, But Pregnant
Rudy's Other Embarrassing Christmas Ad
Romney: Got God Or Just The Crazy?
Larry Craig Gets Gay Swagger Back at White House
Rudy Goes Wild About Fruitcake
'Elp, 'Elp, I'm Bein' Oppressed
Time Fires Major Neocon Douches
Shocker: White House Pissed at NYT
Joe Scarborough And Friend Ridicule Huckabee's Jesusery
When Deer Attack, One Man Attacks Back
All Iraqis to America: Please Go Away
John Edwards Impregnates Kevin Bacon
Romney's Political Pandering Pardoning Policy
The Foreigns Have A 'Magic Formula' For You
John Bolton Hates Bush for Listening to a Girl
Mike Huckabee Loses One Major Redneck Vote
Paultard Blimp Headed Northbound
Updated: Executive Office Building Fire
Enquirer Reports: Rielle with Someone's Child [Updated]
Who Will Be Time's Person of the Year? Why Are We Asking?
Just Don't Look Him In The Eye
They're Not Sayin', They're Just Sayin'
Best Paultard Spam Of The Week
Hillary Humanizes Herself with Bobbing Head
DC Continues To Get No Love From Congress
Congress Wiping Away Entire Agenda For Steroid Legislation
Blackwater Murders the NYT's Dog!
Last King of (Almost) Scotland
Chuck's Got a List, and He Ain't Checking It Twice
Reason Mag's Holiday Party Was [Clever Play on "Reason"]
Reid Still Searching for Leadership Abilities
Judge to Bush: I Read The News
Ron Paul Issues a Merry "Fuck You" to Mike Huckabee
"Larry Craig" and "Dude Ranch" Used in Same Sentence
New Hillary Website Shows She's Nice To Certain Friends
DSCC Donates Coal to Mitch McConnell
Casinos Good, Online Casinos Still Bad
Ron Paul Just Wants To Go Home
George Bush Sr. Will Obviously Be Dead by 2009
You Make Some Good Points But Otherwise Shut It
Huckabee's Other Son Loves Him Some Porno
A Very Janky AOF Christmas For All
Edwards, Obama, Iowa and... O.J. Simpson?
George Bush Sr. Checks Out Skull & Bones Before Dying
Not Just for Republicans Anymore
Candidate Fuckability Quotient Part II
White House Log Information Given Out Like Candy
Will Texas Let Creationists Teach Science? Probs
Candidate Fuckability Quotient Part I
Corzine to Reduce Murder, Increase Crime
Russia Gives Iran Christmas Uranium
Al Franken Stops Failing at Being Funny
Paultards Celebrate Underachieving Moneybomb with Tunes
Nothing Is More Republican Than Tax Avoidance
Wingnuts Dub Wonkette Fourth Most Overrated Political Blog! Yay!
Senator Fascist McAss Endorses McCain
Can a Naughty Boy Bring Down a Wannabe President?
Paultard Moneybomb an Abject Failure
Hillary Locks Up Major Iowa Endorsement, Stops Dying
Gonzo No Longer "Lawyer of the Year"
Wonkette Sponsors Contribute to Wonkette Blimp
In Case You Weren't Invited to Axis of Fun's Sweater Party...
Which Frontrunner Is The Most Dead?
Nick Farr Spotted Yelling at Paultards
It's the First Amendment, Bitches!
Kucinich Sells Horrible Recount Relic for Xmas
9iu11iani Denying His Sanctuary Status
Commenter General Farr Leads Blimp Day Raid!
"Don't Worry, Girls, We'll Protect You"
Cartoon Violence Awwww Woogie Woogie Snoogums
Paultard Blimp Video Feed Kinda Working
Rich People Want You to Give Money
Who Better Than a Fraud to Know What Fraud Is?
It's Up and Crashing In 3... 2... 1...
Senate Actually Does Something?
Ron Paul Steals Hitler's Crown
Smug Cloud Shoots to Upstate New York
Lobbyists' War For Christmas (Trees)
DC Mourns Loss of Paultard Blimp Flyover
This Is Campaign Finance, Baby
Twelve Days of Ron Paul To Be New Tyrannical Cromwell Era
George Mitchell Says: Forgive, Forget
The Last Iowa Hoorah, Sans Kucinich
Charities Work to Screw Over Vets, Too
Cheney Eats Guests at Holiday Party
It's Not That Kind of Political, They Swear
Judiciary Committee Finally Issues Contempt Resolutions Against Bolten, Rove, Miers
Our Government, Protecting No One
Feds Probing Al Sharpton's Jesus Money
Stuck in Cuban Prison, We Know They Can't Be Free
Hills & Barry to Fake Attack Each Other Today
Celebrity Endorsement Death Match Continues
Some Actions Have Consequences
Never Stop Complaining About the Metro
Liveblogging Teh Iowaz, Part II
It's Not His Fault He's So Likable!
It's Debate Time, And Guess Who's Joining!
Mystery of Mitt's Mormon Underoos Solved
George Herbert Walker Prescott WASP Bush XXVI To Get Married
Santa, Jesus Killing Themselves
Did You Guys Know That Bush Used To Drink Alcohols?
Australia Is a Cool Damn Place
Paultard Blimp Delayed, Delayed, Somehow Delayed More
Goodbye, Massive Field of Republicans
Mike Huckabee's AIDS-less Family Says Hi!
Former DC Cop Thinks Guns Are Cool, Now
Paultard Blimp To Cure AIDS Tomorrow
Fiscal Conservatives Launch Huckabee Offensive
Waterboarding Is Totes Effective!
Tom Hanks Is The New Washington
Dana Perino "Exaggerating" About Cuban Missile Crisis Retardation
Oh So Here's That Robot That Heckled Clinton
Christmas Is the Season for Sharing
This Man Will Snipe Everyone, But Mostly Ron Paul
Huckabee: Not Just Stupid About AIDS Anymore
Robot Heckles Bill Clinton. That Is All.
The NYT Has Got It All Fingered Out
What the Hell Is Wrong with People?
Romney Wants to Tell You About Huckabee's Mexican Fetish
CNN Disappoints Shut-Ins, Political Junkies for Holidays
TBD: Who Is Paultard Michelle?
Are You Having Regrets About Last Night?
Getting Serious About Global Warming
Christian Biologist Fired For General Hatred of Biology
Southern Baptists Want You To Be Safe, Baptist
How Harley Grace Went Straight
WALNUTS! It's Baseball's Curt Schilling!
DC Continues To Lose Money in Stupid Ways
Newsom a Little Too Hot to Handle?
An Open Letter to Tom Tancredo's Congressional District
Lobbyists Really Don't Mind Prison
Some Women Support Hillary, Just No One Really Famous
Dana Perino Dumber Than Everyone Else in History
Blackwater Contract Shows Use of WD-40!
EXCLUSIVE: Dinner, with a Side of Ethics Violation
Guess What The Anti-Gay Scout Leader Was Arrested For?
Neocon Helms NY Times Week In Review Section
Pro-Choice Darling With a Dark Center
What Happened to Chuck Norris?
Ron Paul: Let the People Have Cocaine!
Cookie's Cooked, Done and Gone!
That NIE Thing is No Biggie, Really!
Who Needs Oprah When You Have Sean Penn!
Friday Fun With Icy Queen Dana Perino!
Marriage Really Is for Life (If You're Gay)
Georgia Legislature Preps Cheerleader Gangbang
Bill Richardson Using Slavery For Final Push
Cartoon Violence Says "Whaaaa?"
Wonkette Sponsors Prefer Axis of "Evil" Over "Fun"
Paultard Blimp To Fly, Teabag Boston
Government Doesn't Find Osama Bin Laden
Once Normal Man Sees Jesus in X-Ray
Rahm Emanuel, Amnesiac Douchebag Extraordinaire
Poll: Who's Mitt Romney's Doppelganger?
Home Relief For Christians (Only)
The Amazing Kreskin Could End This Election Right Now
Two Republican Congresswomen Resign From Board
Political Votes Now, Protection for You Later
Dana Perino Spices Up Reporter's Life
Energy Bill Chugging Along to Certain Death
Another Mormon Thing Romney Didn't Mention
Dick Claims to Have a Bigger, uh, Stick
Hey Mitt, Put The Needle On The Record!
Huckabee Supports God, Not Raping People
Time Magazine Promotes, We Surmise
We Must Never Be Reminded of National Debt
Get God, Make Money, Tell Government Off
More Than Zero People Like Dick Cheney
Romney Loves All Gods, Hates All Seculars
Paultards Suffer Crushing Reality Check
Grace Babies Unveiled, No Fangs
Romney, You Better Fucking Talk About Magic Underpants
Clinton Staffer Resigns Over Smear E-mail
Tancredo Ad Writers Are Shitty Human Beings
DC Crippled By Single Inch of Snow
Tancredo Setting New Standards for Racism
The Very Mysterious Machinations of Mike McHaney
When Not Actively Racist, Joe Biden Is Great
Even Canadian Hackers Are Nice
Lucky Ex-NYC Cop Fed Pot Meatballs
Jenna Bush Calls Parents on TV, Finds Them Doing Nothing
Paultards Force Cancellation of San Fran Straw Poll!
We're Not the Most Incompetent!
Mitt's Fired Gardener Still Hearts Mitt
Politico Captures "Hill Staffers" In Partying Milieu
Washington Times Columnist Underestimates Wonkette's Immaturity
Marble Mouth Mitt Dodges Faith Questions
LA Times To Study Candidates' Brains For Crazy Disease
Axis of Fun Celebrates Christmas!
Yeah, Well, We're Still Going To Kill You
Which Candidate Will Give This Man a Medical Marijuana Cigarette?
Guns Don't Kill People, But Farts Might
Congressional Grilled Sandwich Dispute Becomes Scandal
All-Business Thompson Team Calls Huckabee 'Court Jester'
Hillary Actually Republican Piece of Cardboard
Hillary Is One of Madonna's "Girls"
Second Mexican 'West Wing' President Endorses Richardson
But They've Accomplished So Much!
Fighting for Our Rights in Alabama
Poll: What's Huckabee's Goddamn Deal?
People Still Talking About Kennedy Center Honors
When Is Religious Discrimination Okay?
Everyone Concerned About Your Debt
Another Paultard That May Kill You In Your Sleep
Conservative Radio Host Sues Islam
Larry Craig To Explore Balinese Bathrooms
Huckbeez: I Can Haz Second Places?
Are you there God? It's Me, Fred
Sen. Maria Cantwell: No Tolerance For Sex Predators
Senate Staffer Busted In Kiddie Sex Sting!
Sheldon Whitehouse Wants to Kick George Bush's Ass
John Is Pretty, Elizabeth Is Nice
Obama Appeals to Indian-American Voters
Atlanta Paultards Attack Giuliani, Suck More
Jim Gilmore Scares Away GOP Field
Not All Ethical Lapses Are Republican
Kennedy Center Honors, Um, Happened
Tucker Carlson a Dead Head In Several Ways
CNN To Co-host Debate With Enemies
Updated: Hostage Taker Faces 42 Years!
Obama Irate Over Clinton's Evil 'Criticizing' Tactic
Hugo Chavez Spoils National Treasure
This Chuck Norris Thing Is Oddly Legit
This Paultard May Kill You In Your Sleep
Ben Johnson: "I am not actually gay"
In Shocking Response, Larry Craig Denies Sex Allegations
Idaho Statesman, Poofter Continue Larry Craig Destruction
Dickcember: Plenty of Toothpaste in Tuber
Hillary Clinton Makes Announcement, Looks Serene, Human
Illegal Alien Wonkette Sponsors Invade 'Sanctuary Internet'
Surgeon General: Santa's Too Fat
Evangelicals Don't Like Mormons
Entertainers to Take DC Area Hostage This Weekend
Update: Final Hostage Released, Suspect Alone Without Beer
Hillary Disses Hubby's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Crapromise
Top Cop: 'The Hostage Situation is Still Fluid'
James Carville Seen Somewhere Besides CNN
UPDATE: Hostage Suspect Identified As Local Beer Drunk Armed With Road Flares!
Who Is This Crazy Hillary Hostage Taker Man?
Who Is the Spoiled Child Here?
BREAKING: One Hostage Released, One Remains
Fox News Drives Unsafely to Hostage Crisis
Dodd's Internal Campaign Emails
George Allen Loves Same Internet That Destroyed Him
The Evolution of a Bush Appointee
On The Campaign Trail With Clinton? Meh.
Cartoon Violence Is More Beast Than Man
Clarence Thomas Continues to Flip His Shit
Backstage Violence at Republican Debate
Texas Fires Science Chief for Too Much Interest in Science
Cocktober... Blowvember... ???
Vice President Mike Bloomberg?
Object of Everson's Termination-Worthy Affection Identified
Massive Guinness Theft Reported, Wonkette Denies Involvement
Maryland Delegate Lawton Dies, Police Claim "Natural Causes"
I'm Voting For Mike Gravel Now
FEMA Figures Out a Way to Help Katrina Survivors
Metro Either To Get Prettier, Ugglier
Paultards Not Giving Up On This Blimp Hullabaloo
Fair Warning: Religious Types Hunting the Rest of Us
BREAKING: New Osama Tape Released!
YouTube Debate Snubs Ben Johnson!
Tucker Carlson, We'll Miss You!
MSNBC Shockingly Calls CNN 'Total Crap'
Huckabeez Dominating That Dingus Mitt Romney
At This Rate, We Are Never Leaving Iraq
The GOP YouTube Debate: Exhaustion, Hatred, Meh.
Did Clinton Plant Old Gay Soldier at Debate?
Kitty Kelley Krazier Than We Thought
E-mails May Reveal John Edwards Had Affair
Barack Obama Flip-Flops on Dealbreaking TV Question
Hyde Heads For Leather Chair in the Sky
The Most Important Thing To Ever Happen
YouTube Debate Liveblogging, Part II
The Republican YouTube Debate: High Expectations All Around
Hillary Clinton Pinched on Murdoch Connex
Your Daily Dose of Paultard Video
Virginia GOP Not Sure About Blood Oaths Anymore
Words Can't Express Glee Over Tonight's GOP YouTube Debate
Fred Thompson, America's Serial Killer Candidate
Ted Kennedy's Week of Books, Love Children and Lawsuits!
Giuliani, Thespian Extraordinaire
Christian Retail Mogul Gives Oral Roberts U. $70 Million, God Cries
Georgia Man Tries to Use Fake $1 Million Dollar Bill, Fails
Obama Learns That Iowans Are Real People, Too
How Will We Ever Cross This River of Bullshit?
One of These Handshakes Will Provide Peace
Stephen King to Waterboard Jenna Bush
Virginia GOP Requiring Blood Oath
Paultard Blimp Gives Way to Paultard Cat
Cheney's Roboheart Rewired For More Warring
On the Right, We Have E. M. Zanotti
Annapolis Not Breaking Into Furious Riots
Obama: Let The Hicks Have Their Guns!
Sean Taylor Murder Under Investigation
Paultard Blimp Videos Open Hearts, Wallets
Helen Thomas and David Gregory Caught Canoodling!
Keith Olbermann Is A Swamp Monster Nightmare!
Nowhere Says Peace Like Annapolis
Flair Says Crazy Shit for Huckabee
Hillary's Monday: Bad News Bears
Rolling Stone Dangerously Close to Huckabee Endorsement
McCain, Lindsey Graham: Lovers?
HIV/AIDS in DC a 'Modern Epidemic,' Republicans Probably Freaked
Wonkette Loves It Some Trent Lott!
Obama Mama Oprah Hits the Trail
NY Times Scales New Heights in Mean Condi Caricatures
Australian PM Ousted, Bush Probably Crying
Congresswoman Announces She Has Terminal Cancer
Wonkette Sponsors To Plant Questions With Dumb People
Have A Grateful Thanksgiving Weekend!
Is It Wrong to Lust After Katherine Harris' Tits?
Don't Donate to Charity This Holiday Season
Arkansas Mayor Once Abducted by Satan
Tancredo Throws Bowl of Nachos at McCain
Scott McClellan: Depends on What Your Definition of 'Lie' Is
Chuck Norris Can Get A Man Pregnant
Cartoon Violence Is In A Tryptophan Coma
Writer's Strike Threatens CBS Prez Debate
Wonkette Appoints Angry Commenter General in Paultard War
Fred Thompson Compares Dems to NASCAR or Raccoons or Something
Is GQ's Clinton Cover Worth It?
Resolved: CNN's Debate Coverage Must Die
DC To Miss Wonkette On Its Day Off Tomorrow
Ron Paul Targeting Prostitute Vote in Nevada
Britain Loses Tax Data of 25 Million Redcoats
White House Interns Cover Shit Up, Too
WaPo Really Phoning It In Before Thanksgiving
BREAKING: Conservatives Harbor Secret Gayness
Alan Colmes Not An Alligator, Loves Willow!
Someone Left A Cake Out In The Rain
Huckabee Endorser Ric Flair Beats Women
Bush White House Never Heard of The Pentagon Papers
Scott McClellan Trashes Bush Admin in Memoir
DC Transportation Impervious to Holiday "Delays"
Michael Eisner: I'm Registered As a Human Being!
Bush Pardons Turkey, As Per Usual
Sissybitch Diplomats No Longer Forced To Iraq
Ultimate Price of Bob Allen's Sucky Fun: $400K
Pro Wrestling Legend Endorses Huckabee, We Cover It
Paultards Leak New Video, Threaten Another Moneybomb
Ask Not What You Can Afford...
Maryland Cops Raid Wrong Address, Kill Dog
Top Ten Rules of Advance Stagecraft
The Girls Your Mother Warned You About
Capitol Police Officer Suspended in Possible Link to Fires
Romney, Paul Gain In Clearly Bullshit NH Poll
DC Tax People Steal Money (In Traditional Sense)
Fred Thompson Should Jump Off a Cliff or Something
Fran Townsend's Handwriting Proves That Terrorists Are Winning
Russian Aliens Totally Love Dennis Kucinich
Paultards Set To Take Western Front
Vitter Not Openly Paying For Sex Anymore
CNN Asks The Questions Around Here!
McCain Would Reject Secret Service In Fantasy Presidential Scenario
Chuck Norris Doesn't Endorse, He Tells America How It's Going to Be
Bob Allen Sentenced, Resigns :(
Hey, Takoma Park Has a Film Festival!
Paultard Money Seized in Raid!
Don't Make Fun of Liz Glover's Camera!
Larry Craig's Gay Blue Honda Reappears!
Wonkette Sponsors Unsure if Hetero Affairs Count for Blowvember
Russian Cult Barricades Itself for End of Days
Poll: Would You Vote For Mitt Romney If He Hated Your Everything?
Cartoon Violence: It's In One Hole or Out the Other
CBS Files Motion to Dimiss Dan Rather's Bizarre, Mystifying Lawsuit
Clinton Better, Obama Loses Hand
The Most Important Debate of Our Time
Gather Round All You Clowns...
Mongolian Babies Invade Arlington!
Next Time We're Going To Throw The Babies
Who's Hotter: Suzanne Malveaux or Campbell Brown?
The Spambots Are Attacking! RUN!
Getting to Dulles Will Always Be a Bitch
Georgia Gov. Claiming Victory in Rain Prayer
'Meet The Press' Almost as Old as Roberta McCain
Rock Rapids, Iowa Punks 9ui11iani
Iowa College Republicans Leader as Bad as You'd Imagine
My My, Aren't Geopolitics Going Swimmingly This Morning?
Kos Headed to Newsweek, Newsweek Headed to Grave
A Nightly Paultard Bombing Round
Barack Obama's Technology Plan: Sleeper Hit of 2007
Rudy, Please Don't Smile. Ever.
Oh Right, Tim Page Is Hilarious
Downer Gay People Ruining Fun!
Prince Charles Has Birthday, Looks Stoned, Gets Ice Cream
Nun Charged For Doing Little Boys
Buckle Up, New Jersey: Here Comes Governor Jon Bon Jovi!
Mark Foley Planning Political Comeback, Somehow, Someday
OK, So Maybe Some Bridge Players Are Cool
Kennedy Book Bid To Top Five Million
Andrew Sullivan Praises Obama For Being Young-ish
Lawsuit: Publisher Fired To Protect Giuliani!
SNL: Hillary Clinton Is Funny. Barack Obama? Not So Much
'Bombing Starts In Five Minutes'
Somewhere, Woody Harrelson Grins Like an Idiot
Macaca Chairs Fred Thompson's Virginia Campaign
It's War: Facebook v. Hillary Clinton!
Government Types Hold Alien Panel, Pull 9/11 Card
Colbert to Run Colonial Williamsburg?
Fox News Guest: This Is What a Chinaman Looks Like
Studies Show Women Leaders Perceived As Bitchy, Cold and Conniving
An Open Letter to Redstate.com
Bruce Springsteen Needs to Leave Already
Georgia Gov Sponsors State Rain Prayer
David Phillips Talks Poofter, Larry Craig on Radio
Karl Rove Is A Techie, Twitters, Totes iPhone
Right to Life Endorses Fred Thompson's Right to Life
Hillary Clinton A 'Chilly Harlot'!
John McCain's Batshit Senile Mother Speaks, Offends
This Justin In: The DC Skyline is Phallic
Tainted Death Toys Sold Online, of All Places
Nancy Reagan for Bloomberg! Everyone for Bloomberg!
Pay for Bernie Kerik or Suffer Giuliani's Murder Eyes
And the Election's Only a Year Away
Brits Laugh "Derisively" at Tom DeLay
Prostitute Discusses David Vitter's Small Penis in Hustler
Jay-Z to Hopefully Not Perform Any "Kingdom Come" Songs in DC
Former Arizona Governor Joins UFO-Sighting Craze
John Boehner, Always With the Tobacco!
Psst... Bob Jones University Secretly Hates Mitt Romney
Wonkette Sponsors Are Loving Blowvember
Looking For a Good Time This Weekend?
George Wallace Shooter Randomly Freed from Prison
Popular Ohio Gov. Endorses Hillz
WTF, Kiefer Sutherland's Still Here?
The Post's Top Sexual Political Scandals EVARR
Damn Demrats And Their "Liberal" Desire to "Change"
"Twenty Dollar" Bob Jury: The Stall Is Big Like Whoa
Cartoon Violence's Eyes! Cartoon Violence's Eyes!
Principle, Conviction and Works of Fiction
Your "Angry Paultard Response E-mail With Poor Grammar" Post of the Day
Broncos Kicker Ruins Jihad's Good Name with Novel
Bob Allen Jury To Visit Infamous Potty
Ron Paul Wins NY Straw Poll, NY a Stupid State
HILLARY KILLZ KITTEH... Perhaps
Tom Cruise: The New Larry Craig
WaPo Repressing Horrible Headline Word Choice
Christian Conservatives Splitting Up Jesus Vote
Chinese Toys Laced With Date Rape Drugs. Yup.
Green Day To Bush: Fuck You, Again!
Rosie: Bill Clinton Made Me Cry!
Hillary Has a Serious Body Count
"Twenty Dollar" Bob Trial Being Liveblogged!
Laura Dern Channeling Her Inner Kitty Harris
How Cute Was That Deer on the Red Line?!
Dipnote: You Pussy Diplomats, The Anbar Party Don't Never Stop
Mitt Romney's Ties to Satan, Hooters Caught on Video
Pa. Governor Endorses Rapping Groundhog
Are Pautardian Moneybombs Like... Real Bombs?
BREAKING: LBJ, Bob McNamara Dislike Hippies
Pat Robertson for Giuliani, Sam Brownback for McCain, Hermione Granger for Romney
Bill Clinton and the Bowl of Chips: The Cinema Event of 2007
Uber Flack Mark Penn Grounds Us All
DHS Ruining Halloween These Days
DC Taxi Drivers To Hold Forum About Mandatory Iraq Service
Oral Roberts Regents in Non-Sex Scandal
What a Paultard Spambot Looks Like
Colbert Introduces Pelosi at Girly Fashion Do-Da
Al Gore May Not Win Pulitzer With This Crap
Rosie Ups From Gross Grainy Video To Primetime Politics Show
New Jersey Considers the Nutjob Vote
Cheney Closing in on Death, Finally
Fred Thompson Slowly Learning He Sucks
Taking Speeding Tickets Away From Hardworking Americans
Ron Paul Spambots Make Over $2.5 Million Today
Dude, I Got So Shitfaced at the Iran Party
Ron Paul Spambots Make Over $2.5 Million Today
Bloomberg Fan Shits on Clinton, Trannies, Self
Internet Writers Will Not Go On Strike (Boo!)
Messianic Democrat to End World's Problems, Zioni$m
Federal Lawsuit Over Sharapova's Assets
Live, From New York, It's Barack Obama!
Paultard: I Am Not A Zombie Or A Retard!
Michael Chertoff to Play New Enemy in 24
We Watch Condi so You Don't Have To
We Are More Similar Than We Are Different
Stop Using "Hillary" and "Pile On" in the Same Sentence!
Some Indie Rock Band is Playing Somewhere
Richard Curtis a "Demrat" Punching Bag
TMI: Elizabeth and Dennis Kucinich
Wonkette Sponsors Did Not Include Propel Fitness Water
Clinton Adviser A Dumpster-diving Hippie Farmer
A One-Two Punch to Start Blowvember
Inside the College Student's Political Mind
Larry Craig, David Phillips Spotted in DC (Separately)
Cartoon Violence: Viva Alberto Sangre Derramada!
Tonight We're Gonna Party Like It's 1989!
Romney Adds Death Aspect to Gay Marriage Debate
No One Will Ever Be Attorney General Again
New Ways to Pay Your Cabbie Revealed
Mad NYC Councilman to Put Pigeons on Birth Control
A Douchey New Reason to Hate SCHIP
Richard Curtis: "He would drop me like a hot potato"
Let's Sue That Minnesota Airport for Being Gay
In Honor of Cocktober's All Stars
Dick Cheney Torturing Animals Now
Diplomats Bitching About Mandatory Iraq Service
Paultards Revealed To Be Robot Spammers
"Snowflake" Rumsfeld Is A Little Like Santa
McCain Taking His Wet Dreams Online
Bill Richardson Beats Powhatan for Indian Endorsement
Colbert Can't Afford to Be Republican
Clinton Eats Rats, Edwards Gambles, Giuliani Hams
GMU Secret Society to Alter Course of History!
Chuck Hagel Dons Naughty Nurse Costume
The Male-Female Lobbyist Mating Dance
Satan Manifesting Himself in Preteen Girls
Kucinich Questions Bush's Mental Health
From Mexico and Outer Space, Aliens Visit Debates
Wa. State Police Pen Perfect Novella to End Cocktober
Alien Agenda: Kucinich & Obama Battle Over Space Monsters
Pelosi Rips Head Off Chicken, Drinks Its Blood
Sen. Barack Obama's New York Daze
HuffPo Blogger Pens Epic Dodd Endorsement
Edwards Camp Under Fire After Mock Criticizing Colbert
Conservative Lawmaker: "I have not had sex with a guy"
Politico Falls for Hoax Blackwater Press Release
Clooney Shoots in DC, Will Return Again and Again
Cheney, Sharpton Phoning In a Controversy
OBAMA HATES AMERICA WITH HIS HANDS
Sam Adams (Beer) Suing Sam Adams (Human)
Lies are to Politics as Sand is to the Beach
Inside Washingtonian's Power 150
Government Causes Bizarre Space-Time Continuum Chaos
Tom Tancredo Quitting Congress, Retiring To Mexico
Pastors Combat Halloween With Online Op-Eds
Mondays With the Great White Bear
Schwarzenegger: Biggest Pothead of All Time
New Gerald Ford Bio Shits on Cheney, Clinton
FEMA Creep Who Faked Press Conference Gets Promoted!
Glorious 1980 Returns As Oil Nears $100
Massholes Are Such Massholes These Days
Woodstock Museum Sen. Chuck Schumer's Idea!
Sarkozy Too Cool for "60 Minutes"
Blackwater Employee Ends Congressional Bid
GW Newspaper Kids Are the Worst
TSA Bravely Fighting the War on Terror...at the Bar
Blackwater Is For Our Children's Future
Wonkette Sponsors May Have Had Sex With Larry Craig
Laura Bush: Islamofascist Ass Kisser
French Shower Rumsfeld with Love, Subpoenas
George Clooney Doesn't Care About DC
All Paultards Are Racist (Duh)
Homeland Security MILF Dating Clinton Spokesman?
Cocktober Winds Down in Fairest Washington
Thank You Ma'am, May I Have Another?!!
What's So Funny 'Bout Hillary Turning Sixty!
David Brooks' Brain Controlled by Indian Help Desk
FEMA Asks Itself the Tough Questions
EXCLUSIVE: "I Had Sex with Larry Craig!"
The Jimmy Carter Movie Could Be So Much Better
PA Classifies Voting Locations Because of Terrorists
Florida Officials Frown on Hot Lesbian Prison Marriage
U.S. Army to Literally Use Ray Guns on Iraq
Obama's Ex-Gay Gospel Singer: Maybe Not So Ex-Gay?
Be a Bloodthirsty Mercenary, or Look Just Like One!
Cartoon Violence Is Sick Of You
Fighting Fire With, Well, You Know
SCHIP Ready To Be Vetoed Again
McCain Absolutely Not a Hippie
House Dems Introduce TRILLION Dollar Tax Reform Thing
Is Iraq Corrupt? Don't Ask Condi!
Tancredo to Eliminate Competition with Sports Bets
Obama Primes Homo Grudge-Match
BREAKING: McCain a "P.O.W." In Secret "Vietnam" War
California Wildfires? Blame the Queers, Duh
Ann Coulter Dating Liberal Jew
Condi & Charlie: Together at Last!
Colbert Polling Well Among Retarded College Students
Dana Perino: Global Warming Helps the Cold, Poor
Mob Leaders Discussed Whacking 9/11
Does the Huckabee Messenger Bag Come in Pink?
Guest Editor Relieved by Chris Dodd's Hair Disclosures
Save Jesus' Birthday with Bumper Stickers
What Kind of Sweater Puppies Would You Vote For?
Your Daily Blackwater Schadenfreude Update
DC Gangbangs: Cheney, Rumsfeld, Bennett... Sajak?
U.S. To Bomb Kurdistan In Order To Save It
Santorum Rallying Against Islamo-Fascism, Becoming Columnist
Nobody Proud of Capitol Hill Interns
Justice Dept. Official Is Government Telework Pioneer!
Ben Harper Joins Numerous Fogeys In Slow Jam Against Nukes
Brownie to Save World, Yet Again
John Edwards' Blog Becomes CUTE Dog Show
Kiefer Sutherland to Torture DC
Hill Dishes On Bill's Sick Tooth Fetish!
Our Favorite Congressman, Mr. Handsy
Thompson Staffer Deems McCain Slightly Less Pathetic
Barack Obama Will Kick Your Ass!
Baptist Accidentally Endorses Heretic
Paultards Exiled from Holy Land, Europe, Now RedState.com
As California Burns, Refugees Party, Chill
Coulter Stirs Puzzlemakers Into Biased Frenzy
Kucinich Smells Roses, Listens to Aliens
Clemson Tigers' Blackwater Connection
Inferno To Turn La-La Land Libs To The Right?
Candidates' Wives Bicker over Who Is Most Homely
ARRESTED: Cutest Polar Bears Ever!
America Spits On Rambo's Grave!
Oral Roberts Still Alive, Having Heat Flashes
NSA To Recruit Children, Furries
Silly Telecoms, You Can't Bribe A Plutocrat!
We'll have ours and also yours
Three Cheers for Islamo-Fascism!
Critics Calling New CIA Counterterrorism Logo a "Slam Dunk"
Secret Agent Gal Promotes Book, Smites Enemies
Walnuts! He's Actually Losing His Mind
Girl Who Got Hit by Brick Is Ruining DC
Dulles Airport Briefly Evacuated; Reopened
U.S. Army Establishes Robot Caliphate
Alaskan GOP Grapple Over GILF, Mean Old Man
Stupid October Rebellion Gets Bloody-ish
BREAKING: Bill Clinton Turns Down Chance To Hang Out With Jeri Thompson
You Have Been Poked by Right-Wing Facebook
Chuck Norris Endorses Huckabee, Ninja-Dropkicks Hillary
All The Cool Kids Giving $2,300 To Mitt Romney
Objectively Pro-Terrorist Cable Giant Charges Brave FBI To Spy On You!
Stephen Colbert, Tim Russert Confuse Each Other
Cartoon Violence Has Some Modest Proposals
Breaking: Sen. Hillary Clinton Has Temper, Hate
Carrots, Sticks and other things for flogging
Outspoken Conservative Sex Children Blah Blah Pedophile
The USDA Wants to Eat Your Cat
Black Cowboys Take Washington!
Brilliant Money Manager Buys Letter from Harry Reid for $2.1 Million
Colbert Accepts Donation (Salary) from Corporate Lobbyist (Employer)
Tanker Hijacked, D.C. Could Be Blown Up
Democratic Congressman a Disgrace, Republicans Say
Obama: "'I've Got All Kinds of Rogues in My Background"
Hillary Clinton's Hippie Pipe Dream Up in Smoke
Infamous Douchebag Coaches "Team Thompson"
It's Time For A Real Republican Candidate
Have You Considered A Career in Law Enforcement?
Georgetown Has Money? We Should Pillage Georgetown
Cleaning Woman Not Qualified to Wipe Bush's Ass
Arlen Specter Tells Boner Jokes
House 100% Non-Partisan at SCHIP Vote
TSA Goons Miss 75% of 'Bombs' But Take Your Toothpaste Anyway
Nicolas Sarkozy Has Republican Values, Divorces His Wife
Children Marvel over Karl Rove's 2004 Electoral Coup
Jeb Bush's Brat Son Sells Soul to Giuliani
Oral Roberts President Steps Down
Valerie Plame Likes Getting 'Chewed Out'!
Mukasey: Less Fun Than Gonzalez
Mitt Romney Gets 'Vanilla Steamer' ... And Refuses To Pay For It
A Little Exile Never Hurt Nobody
Colbert Running a Lukewarm 20th in Odds
Huckabee Suggests We All Just Masturbate
Funniest Celebrity in Washington is SCHIP
Bush: Photo Opps Total Bullshit!
Someone Just Give McCain $5 So He'll Shutup
Bush Doesn't Remember the '80s
Texas Governor Endorses 9/11-Fucker
Take Our Survey, Win a Billion Dollars!
Larry Craig is Totally NOT Gay!
Ben Affleck: The Hillary Clinton Interview
That Intern Looks Tasty, I Think I'll Have That
Stephen Colbert to Play South Carolina Spoiler
Marion Barry's Office Having Angry Crack Withdrawal
One Man's Genocide Is Another Man's Re-Election Bid
Cindy Adams: Edwards Camp Scared Shitless
White Dreadlock Rapper likes Booze, Pot, Politics and Imus!
Perfecting Ann Coulter (If Possible!)
Rudy: Be Prepared for Space Terrorists!
Rudy 9/11 to Return 9/11s worth $9.11 to 9/11
A Children's Treasury of Dumb Larry Craig YouTube Clips
Some Senators Not Having Scandals Right Now
Larry Craig to Provide Wonkette With Glut of Material Tonight on NBC
Michelle Malkin Too Hot for O'Reilly Factor
MCCAIN CAN'T PAY HIS MONEYS DEBT
But Is There A Douchebag Award?
I Guess We Should Talk About Mickey Kaus Blowing Goats Now
Barack Obama is Black, Mexican, Asian, Gay, Religiony
McCain Aggressively Panhandling
Republican Simpsons Fans: We Were Not Hacked
Twenty-Dollar Bob Allen Will Soon Be Tried For Sex Crimes
White House Also Trying To Start War With Space Monsters
Fred Thompson Loves Jews, Hates Blacks
Foreclosures May Make Republicans Vote for Woman or Black Guy
Best Maureen Dowd Column Ever Written by Stephen Colbert
Wisconsin GOP Boss Accused of Doping & Fondling 16-Year-Old Runaway Boy
Radical Oral Roberts Lawsuit Implies... Hypocrisy!
Racist Postcards From the Edge
Laura Bush Suddenly Thinks She's A Big Deal
Larry Craig's Dimwitted Wife Feels Her Life's 'Going Down Drain'
Redskin Arrested in Drunken Brawl
"I have never been a quitter."
Some Reporter Asked Laura Bush An Inscrutable Question
Two Names That I Can Hardly Stand to Hear
Panic! At the Gum Ball Machine
House Republicans Turn SCHIP into Simpsons Joke
Hot Week for Youth Boot Camps!
Rejected Posts For My Last Day at Wonkette
Richardson Enviously Congratulates Gore
Ted Kennedy's Bizarre 1964 Plane Crash Still Haunts Him
Rudy Giuliani's Best Friend Will Be Indicted, Too
Cartoon Violence Is Seeing Double
wHoOoO IRAQ dRiNkZZZ PARTYS!1!!!
Wait, People Are Quoting Petraeus Now?
Dodd Plan to Take Someone to Sox Game a Complete Disaster
Mitt Romney Launches Jihad on Jihad!
Wonkette Sponsors Have Some Recipes They'd Like to Share
John Edwards Did Not Have Sex With That Hippie
Larry Craig To Make Primetime Debut
Rudy G. Has New Special Slimy Friend!
Congress: NASCAR Fans Have the Hepatitis Cooties
At Least Mitt Romney Admits His Cabinet Is Gay
Ann Coulter Will Annihilate the Jews
U.S. Marines No Longer Answer To U.S.
Did John Edwards Sleep With This Lady?
Al Gore Could Win Nobel Peace Prize, Presidency Thing
McCain Now Ripping Off Forgotten Danny DeVito Roles
Times Are Tough For Billionaires
National Enquirer, Ann Coulter Know John Edwards Had Affair
Maverick McCain's Hero: Doomed Communist Loser Fictional Terrorist
NYC Councilman Gets Very NYC at Norwegian
Tony Fratto's Impressive Background
WaPo Columnist Boldly Proposes Torture For Bush, Gonzales
Obama's Flickr Intern to be Fired
Tancredo to Deport Mitt Romney
Hillary Earns Crucial Goo Goo Dolls Endorsement
Mike Huckabee Criticized for Fantastic Joke
Dennis Kucinich Sucks at Getting Off Ballots, Too
Obama Targets 17-year-old Girls in Iowa
White House Urges Congress Not to Learn From History
Son of 'Candid Camera' Host Couldn't Care Less What You Think
Fred Thompson Campaign Has a Notion!
Republicans Bravely Stand Up For Global Corporations, Against American Workers
Reason Number Infinity Not to Work for Clinton: Rob Reiner
Nixon Pans Fred Thompson's Performance From Beyond the Grave
Bachmann Didn't Mean to Support Her Boyfriend
Aren't These Guys Supposed To Know About Money? Liveblogging Dearborn, Part II
Meet Débutante Fred: Liveblogging the GOP Debate
Sony's Well Funded Take on Larry Craig
First-Ever GSA Blog Brilliant Comment on Banality of Entire Web
White House Bravely Destroys Anti-Terror Spy Network
Live-blogging Hollywood Fred's Big Day
Mitt Romney Refuses To Smoke Up Disabled Guy
Right-Wing Bloggers Hate Most Right-Wingers
Save the Last Stance Pun for Richard Cohen
Elvis Costello To Celebrate Hillary's Old Age
Why Doesn't Anyone Like Joe Biden?
If Everybody Kills Themselves, Ron Paul Will Win!
Who Will Stop America's Real Terrorists?!
Terry McAuliffe Supports Creepy Alleged Rapist Anand Jon!
John McCain's Other Daughter Has a Lame Blog!
Christopher Columbus Was A Dick
Newsweek Celebrates America's Hottest Powerful Women
Bob Novak: GOP Always Knew Larry Craig Was The Idaho Bathroom Goblin
Dowd Still Not Sorry For Making Al Gore Grow a Beard
Cummer Never Ends: DiFatta, Craig, and the Oral Roberts Cougar
Fred Thompson Begs For Applause
Gigolo: Sen. Larry Craig Used Me!
Brave, Boring College Journalist Keeps His Job
Cartoon Violence Loves Shaking Hands, Hates Kissing Babies
Larry Craig Wants To Share His Super Tuber With You
Everybody But Rudy Pretends To Love God
Fresh from Minnesota: Sen. Larry Craig's Court Documents!
Wonkette Sponsors Have Taken Over the City
MN Columnist Held Hostage by Dangerous Hippies
Rudy Wins 3rd Quarter Cash Battle, "Who Can Say 9/11 the Most" Competition
America, Barack Obama Hates You!
A Nation Rejoices: Larry's Gonna Stay
Democrats and the Elusive White Male
Mitt to Beg Voters to Overlook His Scary and Confusing Religion
LARRY CRAIG STILL GUILTY, STILL MAYBE RESIGNING OR MAYBE NOT, WHO KNOWS
Is Rudy Giuliani the Republican Oprah?
Fred Thompson Teaches Birth Control To Children
Sinatra's Ex-Wife Rails Against Kindly Old Ex-President
Senate Burns, Bush Issues Emergency Decree
Hot Investment Tip: Republicrats! Demicans!
How Do You Say 'Tap Tap Tap' In Farsi?
Thompson's Presidential Campaign About Nothing
Kucinich, Little Lion of the Left
Hillary Cracks Nuts, No Hope for Obama
How Maverick McCain Became Walnuts McLoser
First-Ever State Dept. Blog Sort of Begging To Be Mocked
Google Knows Your, Mitt Romney's Secrets
Further Reports On Our Eventual Victory Are Right Around the Corner!
Ian MacKaye's Brave Plea: 'I AM NOT DEAD'
NYC Gay Legend Dead After Saudi Sex Parties In D.C.
Little Kids Ask Rice Hard-Hitting Questions
Important Changes Regarding Your Wonkette
OMG HILLARY BEAT BARRY HUSSEIN AT RAISING ALL THE MONEY
Jenna & Henry Shocker: Rich Powerful White People Often Marry Each Other!
Work For Blackwater, Drunkenly Shoot Anyone You Like
Hillary's Terrible Laugh Dooming Her Campaign
Salmon Try to Send Larry Craig Up the River
Top Pentagon Gal: 'I Hate All Iranians'
Vladimir Putin Will Heroically Step Down As President To Become Prime Minister, Again
America Still Wants to Fuck Bill
Unpopular Self-Branded Condoms
World's Hottest PMILF Maybe Wins Ukraine Election?
Only 13 More Months of YouTube '08!
America Is Finished: Newt Will Not Run For President
Clintons Still to Blame For Everything
The District Line Grand Opening
Cartoon Violence Does A Double Take
Obama's Subconscious Mind Now Sending Fundraising Emails
100 Simple Questions For Becoming an American Citizen
Just Tell Him The Planes Shouldn't Hit One Another
Liveblogging the Whites and the Blacks, GOP Edition
Back In Black: Liveblogging the GOP Tavis Smiley Debate, Part II
Liveblogging the Second/Third Tier GOP Debate
Trading Spaces: Third Reich Edition
An Entire Panel of Larry Kings
The Most Annoying Party Promoter in DC
Lucky Winner of the "Eat a Bowl of Chips With Bill" Contest: Angelina Jolie
Tonight: Live-Blogging The Greatest GOP Debate Ever
NSA Holds Seminar Teaching Media How to Not Report on NSA
U.S. Economy In Trouble? Call Chuck Norris
You Take The Money Out Of The Pot
WTF Is Going On At Walter Reed These Days?
Who's 'Behind' the GOP Plot To Split California's Electoral Votes?
Hillary Clinton's Desperate Plea To Gal Eating Chips With Bill
George W. Bush's Last Followers Found At Fisting Orgy
Blackwater: The Shootinest Mercenaries in Iraq
Bush Determined to Strike in Iraq
More From What's Left of the Mind of Larry King
You Start Crying When The String Breaks
White House Press Corps Annoy Bill Sammon With Highfalutin Ways
Idaho Bathroom Goblin's Airport Melodrama To Drag On For At Least Another Week
Hotel Duck Murderer Is Federal Government Employee!
Trillion-Dollar Freedom On The March
Jenna Reflects on a Life Cut Short by Arranged Marriage
Win a Very Boring Date With Bill
Rudy Falls Victim to Boat Curse
Bush, Ahmadinejad United In Love Of UT Longhorns
Barry Obama Has a Reassuring Subliminal Message For White America
Arlen Specter Is Not Keeping Up With Pornography
Fundraising With Rudy: $9.11 Is A Joke
House Repubs Almost As Broke as Majority of Constituents
Where Do Politicians Go When They Die?
If Your Gay Boyfriend's Married To A Woman, It Means You're Not Gay!
To Do: Buzz Aldrin Comes Alive
Meet the New Miss Teen South Carolina
Bush Loves Hitlery, Hates Rudy
You're Empty and I'm Empty Too
San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom: 'Corrupt Nasal-Drip Child'
Who the Hell Called Rudy At the NRA?
G. H. W. Bush's Pool Boy Hates Entire Bush Family
Florida First In the Nation -- For Wackiness!
Instead of Coffee, Drink Blackwater
To Do: This Will Probably Not Show Up Until Monday
Partly Cloudy With Chance of Shame
Sorry Our Site Hasn't Worked All Day!
Cartoon Violence Is Stark Raving Nude
INTOLERANCE SHOCKER: Hillary Says She's No Condi Rice
Country That Doesn't Even Have President Mocking Ours
Work All Day, Still Can't Pay the Price of Gasoline and Meat
Wonkette Sponsors Love Their Wives
The Political Assassination of Ted Stevens
Speaking of the Dollar Collapse, Here's the Gerald Ford Corn Maze!
America's Love Affair With 'Don't Tase Me' Guy Continues
Holy Bible and Ron Paul Team Up Against The Poor
In Rudy Giuliani's Mind, He's 'One Of The Four Or Five Best Known Americans In The World'
Eerie Simulacrum of Tragic American Hero Flying Delta Shuttle Today
Rudy Giuliani Steals Thatcher's Corpse!
AMBER ALERT: Ron Paul Supporter Has Kidnapped A Girl!
You Can Never Quarantine The Past
Radio Person Suing TV Star For Stealing Klingon Joke
We Will Try To End This Internet Fad By Promoting It To Death
We Must Destroy Iran With Large Bombs
America-Hating Religious Extremists Release New Video Threatening Americans
CREW Lists 22 Most Corrupt Lawmakers, 2 Grossest
Even the Nazi Pope Has Had Enough of Condi
Mitt Outlines Ambitious Hill Strategy, Bitchin Inauguration Party, Self-Propelled Flying Machine
TimesSelect Ends, America Struggles to Remember Why It Once Cared About MoDo
Iraq Still Adorably Pretending to Have Sovereignty
Perhaps A Lame Online Stunt Will Bring Serious Attention To A Boring European Political Crisis
Sorry, D.C., No Vote For You In Congress, Again
Federal Reserve Lowers Rates On SPACE MONSTER INVASION CONCERNS
Why Does Rudy Want To Kill Our Brave Abortion Survivors?
Nebraska State Senator Sues Eric Clapton
'Times': New AG Not Exactly RFK II
GOP Frontrunners Also Hate White American Christian Evangelicals
Earth Attempts to Open Up, Swallow Ron Paul
When It Shoots Up The Dropper's Neck
Tavis Smiley To Debate Ron Paul
Ramstad Retiring Too Late to Help Us
Wingnuts Furious Over Bush's Liberal New York AG Nominee
Sally Field Still Making People Cringe
Old Jazzbo Hippie Claims Cheney Just Invaded Iraq For The Oil
Iraqis Kicking Out Our Mercenaries
'All He Did Is Go To Iraq ... He's a Human!'
Meet Your New Least Favorite Blogger
BREAKING ... CONDI RICE SHARES HOME WITH A LIBERAL
Cartoon Violence Keeps It Short And Sweet
Nothing Wrong With Her A Hundred Dollars Won't Fix
Yep, That's The Real TIME Cover
Brave Buffalo Democrat Joins Endless Cummer Fun
Wonkette Sponsors Are Rolling Back the Surge
Reaganesque: Fred Thompson Is Already Senile
Bush Speech Full of Victorious Lies
Things That Are Possibly Broken
Top DoJ Official Resigns V Quietly
Hollywood Fred Thompson Even Lies About Going To Church With His Mother
Jonah Goldberg Confused By This Whole 'Fax' Technology
Today's Special E-Mail: 'Bush will deny US election in 2008'
GQ's Most Powerful People Party
Thompson Receives Support From America's Second-Worst Pundit Family
'Elle' Warns Readers: Rudy Will Marry, Cheat On You or Someone You Know
Someday, Eleanor Holmes Norton Might Be Slightly Less Useless
Hollywood Fred Thompson Hates Baby Jesus!
Bush Junior Makes the Devil Sign Again, At 9/11 Ceremony
Yes, Virginia, There Is a Pat Buchanan
No Really We All Want To Pay More Taxes
Thank You For Those Items That You Sent Me
How Are You Helping to Find Osama bin Laden?
John 'Rotten' Lydon Begs America To Stop Rudy Giuliani
For This Year's 9/11, Bush Gives Up Iraq
Law School Textbook Rips Off Two Blogger Roman a Clefs
A Children's Treasury of Terrible 9/11 Art
W-a-s-h i-n-g-t-o-n, baby, D.C.
The Troop Surge, As Seen From Fashion Week
'Post' Warns of Clinton Chinese Menace
Day Two of the Betray-Us Hearings
The Only Thing Flying Around The Pentagon This Year Is Bullshit
9/10 NEVER FORGET: World War III Has Apparently Started, In Mexico, And As Usual It's About Oil
Not Going To Mention You-Know-What
Ghost of Nixon Breaks Into Romney HQ
Rudy Giuliani Loves, Hates & Is The Mafia
Breaking: Thompson Helped Some Terrorists
Today's Florida Republican Sex Criminal Actually Offed Himself
Checking In With the Petraeus Report
Did General Petraeus 'Tap Toes In The Barracks Bathroom'?
Larry Craig: 'If I Didn't Get Dick, You Must Acquit'
Good-bye To Our 'Queen of Hearts' & America's First Lady, Jane Wyman
Senate to Lose Third of 'Chuck Caucus'
Roger Stone Presents the Worst Alibi Ever
Bush Just Taking Orders From Space Alien At White House
Cartoon Violence's Gone Fishin'
Four Losers Show Up At Fred Thompson Event
Wonkette Sponsors Have Spoken to Arlen Specter
Piano Concerto No. 1, by Richard Milhous Nixon
Bush Makes A Million Screw-Ups In 10 Minutes
Mike Bloomberg's Online Virtual Fantasy Campaign
Eric Cantor's Choose Your Own Shitty Flash Adventure
What, Does Manhattan Get All The Invasions?
Meet Your New President: Lee L. Mercer Jr.
The Only Larry Craig Story You Need to See
Ron Paul Elected President of Text Messages
Bill Richardson Shocker: New Mexico Spaceport Looks Like a Giant Vagina!
Mitt Romney Arrested For Acting Like An Asshole
Minneapolis Airport Police Conspiring To Destroy America's Western Ranches! Or Something ...
Larry Craig to Retire Again For the Very First Time
Law & Order Guy Running for Something or Other
Let's Do What You Want For A Change
Okay, So Alberto Gonzales Quit To Spend More Time Fucking With Larry Craig
As Fred Thompson Goes, So Goes The Wonkette
Rudy's New America: Gay-Friendly North Mexico
Gruesome Rural Bear Drama Forced To Make D.C. Political Point
Strategize or Organize, It's Up to You
Someone (Or Some THING) Is Killing All The Congress People
Bill Clinton Used To Have Good Taste
Ohio Rep. Dead, Wikipedia Nazis Censor Terrible Truth
Cheney Tries To Finish Off New Orleans, With Nuclear Bombs
Yet Another Profile of Secret Power Behind Cheney Throne
Rudy's Head, "Trunk" Held High
Presdident Still Basically Eats Like Little Kid
Wonkette Commenter Proposes Unorthodox Larry Craig Theory
Get Ready To Watch Lots of Boring Fred Thompson Acting Clips
We Already Miss Larry Craig So Much
The Cretin's Challenge: New Book Reveals Inner Bush
Guest Blogger Determined to Go Out with One Last Dig at Larry Craig
Meet Yet Another GOP Toilet Menace From Congress
Web Photoshoppers Selflessly Make Tearoom Senator Even Funnier
Mike Rogers, Weary of Saying I Told You So, Moves On to the Profit Stage
John McCain: Old and In the Way
Meet G. Harrold Carswell, the Larry Craig of the 1970s Who Nearly Became a Supreme Court Justice!
John Ashcroft's Wife Tongues Alberto Gonzales
Proving He's a True Republican, Mitt Expresses Love of 'Tube Steaks'
Spy Museum Wants You to Know It's Got Sex, Too!
Yes, Yes, But is There an Airport Sexytime Bogstall in My Area?
They've Got to Use that Leftover Moonlanding Soundstage for Something
NC GOP Commissioner Pays Whores with Checks, Uses Obviously Fake Porn Name
Guest Blogger Promises Slow Yet Glittery News Day
Our Greatest President: Reagan Wishes For Space Monster Invasion
Friday Foto Fun: Putin Slobbers On Dinosaur Fish
Enjoy Your Non-Socialist Day of Rest, Laborers!
What the Hell Happened Yesterday Evening?
IOWA GAY MARRIAGE 8/30/07-8/31/07
Who Will Be Next to Work With Scary Jim Webb?
Cartoon Violence Never Once Got Busy In A Burger King Bathroom
Iraqi Insurgents Tragically Fail To Kill U.S. Lawmakers
Wonkette Sponsors Are Not Sorry
'Sudoku' Senator to Step Down?
Money Is Speech, Except You Can Buy Things With It
CNN: Rudy Giuliani Using 9/11 As Campaign Photo Op
A New Reason To Hate Paultards
Who Will Protect Us From Public Handjobs
Let's All Laugh At Larry Craig's Interrogation Tape
Larry Craig Has Officially Become a Cartoon
Rock and Roll Hotel Anniversary Party feat. Andrew WK
Fred Thompson Just Called to Say He's Running
Everybody Is Freaking Out About Guys Getting Off In Restrooms
WMD Finally Found, In New York, Inside United Nations HQ
RNC Calls Hill Manchurian Candidate
Convicts Don't Just Kill Themselves, You Know
Tucker Carlson: Another Tragic Victim of Sexual Assault
Larry Craig's Mixed-Up Muddled-Up Shook-Up Sex Scandal
George W. Bush Wishes New Orleans a Very Happy Katrina Birthday
Have You Heard About Our New President, Chuck Hagel?
Tucker Carlson: Defending Our Men's Rooms From the Gays
White House Staffers Celebrate Rove Departure by Fucking Up His Jaguar
The Secretary of State Yells At a Cashier
Ayad Allawi Subverting Two Democracies At Once
Gay Larry Craig's Been Denying It Forever
Wide-Stance Liveblogging of Larry Craig's Statement
Selections From the Idaho 'Statesman' Larry Craig Piece That Amused Us For Various Reasons
David Vitter's Wife To Defend Larry Craig's Bathroom Sexytime
Drudge Makes Three Intentional Jokes/Puns, World Ends
Watch Barney Frank Avoid Outing Larry Craig!
Meet the Barbershop Bathroom Quartet
GOP Consultant 'Love Triangle' Deaths Remain Totally Insane
Larry Craig Missed the Writing on the Airport Restroom Wall
Idaho Values Alliance Will Have 'Hard Time Swallowing' Larry Craig News
Idaho Senator Larry Craig Arrested in Men's Room
Martians Also Angry At Bush Administration
Rove Mooner Wanted by the Secret Service
Despised, Incompetent Ghoul Is Top Pick For Attorney General
Alberto Gonzales Wanted For Questioning After Burglary At Chris Dodd's Office
Beloved Conservative U.S.-Loving French President Also Hates America
HEY EVERYONE, GONZO FINALLY RESIGNED
Condi's Getting That Letterman Thing Fixed
Nation of Celeb-Lovin' Retards Reacts To Castro Death Rumors
Now DC's Bridges Are Collapsing
OMG BREAKING CASTRO IS MAYBE DEAD AGAIN!!!
Cops Admit Cops Caught Being Fake Protesters Are Cops
Tommy Thompson Is Not Forgotten
Cartoon Violence Is Squinting At It, But It Still Doesn't Really Look Like That
The Secret Life of Ralph Gonzalez
Feingold Implores Americans to Watch the Parking Meters
Wonkette Sponsors Have It! Do You?
Mysterious Florida Deaths Involve GOP Consultant, God Knows What Else
Iraqis From Mexico, Mexicans From Iraq
Guess Which "Family Impact Summit" Speaker We Are Most Excited For
Terror Queen Doesn't Actually Know Anything About Terrorism
Man Who Shot George Wallace Released From Prison In Time For 2008 Campaign
Area Protester Fooled by Satire
Michael Dukakis: GOP Will Blow Up Building 3 Weeks Before Election
Poorly Organized Party Metaphor For Entire Obama Campaign
George Will Warns of Coming Kander & Ebb-scored Nazi Menace
The Road to Hell is Paved With Babies
Reagan Fan Seeks Girl Too Stupid To Find Reagan's Wikipedia Entry
Boring Earmark Fight Turns Funny
Tell Me Lies Tell Me Sweet Little Lies
Karl Rove's Gay Dad Made His Son Fall in Love With Jeff Gannon
U.S. Generals Finally Admit They're Not In Iraq For 'Democracy,' Either
Nostalgic Trading Cards Remind Nation of Earlier Bush/Iran Shenanigans
Valerie Plame Added You As A Friend On Spookbook
How To Get Man Titties Just Like Putin
Congratulations to MSNBC For Remembering What President Bush Looks Like
Bush: Iraq Pretty Much Like Vietnam
Local Security Guard Defeats Terrorist Ghosts
Beloved DC Think Tank Calls For Bush To Nuke Iraq and Become World Dictator
Pres. Reminds Minnesota That He Cares About Their Collapsing Bridges
Selected Top Drudge Stories of the Moment, Explained
The Terrorific Stylings of Fascist Terror Lord Rudy G
Nation Cheers As NASA Shuttle Doesn't Explode
Levin Joins Anti-Maliki Bandwagon
No Cape, No Tights, No Justice
Obama Disgusted By Vulgar Nation of YouTube Idiots
Happy Birthday, Doctor President!
Bush In Canada Selling America To Mexico
Ron Paul Geeks Will Soon Start Spaming Other Candidates
Mitt Romney: A Folksy Throwback To Mormon Millionaires of the 1950s
Purple Hearts, Stars, and Horseshoes
Breaking: Musicians Have Opinions
Bad Year for a White House Wedding
Pennsylvania Avenue is just like Tienanmen Square
Watch Ron Paul Yell At This Fat Fascist Guy
Jenna & Henry: The Way They Were
Tony Snow: Only In It For the Money
Heritage Foundation Constructing Moat Around Itself
Mike Huckabee Defeats Effete Liberal Media
Denny Hastert Bravely Blames Americans For His Failure
Cartoon Violence Learns Something New Every Day
Wonkette Sponsors Are Expecting!
FBI Director's Notes Either Heavily Redacted or Full of Embarrassing Typos
Finally, a Reason to Vote for Bill Richardson
Jenna Bush To Marry Rich White Rove Staffer
Another Sad Old Republican Rep. Retiring
Karl Rove Calls Somebody Else 'Effete'
Rudy Wants You To Forget That His Kids Hate Him & Are Voting For Obama
What the Fuck Is Wrong With Rudy Giuliani?
Bachmann on Fact-finding/Baby-Collecting Mission Overseas
Condi, Karen, and Cal: Friends in Diplomacy
CIA, Vatican, DCCC, Fox News, New York Times All Just Fucking Around On Wikipedia
Ron Paul Supporters Forming Domestic-Partnership Revolutionary Army In D.C.
Edwards Offers Dim Hope of Not-So-Awful Future; Rudy Says 9/11 a Million Times
Hillary Clinton To Star In Lesbian TeeVee Show
'The Atlantic's' Rove Story Demonstrates Mastery of Accidental Timing
Fred Thompson: Still Not Really Running
Dennis Hastert: A Life in Funny Pictures
Anyone Dumb Enough To Fall For This Deserves To Be Caught
Pissed Off Snowman Vows To Torture Mitt Romney In a Rooftop Dog Carrier
Here's Vladimir Putin, Half Naked
Wikipedia Vandalism Proves Republicans Hate Harry Potter
Mitt Romney Wants To Be President Even More Than He Wants To Do Business In Iran
U.S. Government Now Warning U.S. Government of Imminent Imperial Collapse
Pat Leahy Returning To Secret Comic Book Identity
Rove Now More Powerful Than You Can Possibly Imagine
Men's Fashion Mag Ranks Most Insufferable People in DC
To the Tune of a Gajillion Dollars
Obama Poses for GQ to Dispel 'All Style, No Substance' Talk
The Mitt in the Gray Flannel Suit
Dick Cheney Used To Be Kind of Honest
How Can Fancy Lettuce Boy Appeal To Poor People?
Craziest Baldwin Endorses Dumbest Republican
Mitt Romney Still Hates Snowmen, America
First Lady Grace Coolidge Would Like You To Meet Her Pet Raccoon
Sad, Poor Americans Finally Give Up On Republicans, God
The Most Important Month of All
Karl Rove's Political Career: 1993-2007
Rove Heads Home to Eat Offspring
Demanding Truth from Secretaries
Have Hope, Hungry America: Mitt Romney Will Feed You!
Ron Paul Will Repeal the 16th Amendment in One Term or Your Pizza's Free
Everybody Loves Rudy, Especially the Gays
Federal Reserve Buys Up All the Crap Nobody Wants
Republican YouTube Debate To Finally End Miserable Democracy Experiment
Nicolas Sarkozy Also Running For President of America
Wonkette Sponsors Are Gunning For Slick Nick
America's Greatest Pretend Rep Will Return
Religious Fanatics Attack U.S. Troops In Iraq
TSA Detains Man for Anti-American T-Shirt
Parking Garage Tragedy Claims the Lives of Four Cars
Haven't You Always Wanted to Work for the IRS
Terrorist Mexican Child Molesters In Post-9/11 Surge!
AT&T Webcast Censorship Briefly Reminds Underemployed 40-Year-Old Drywall Hangers of Grunge
Bush Bravely Vows To Kill Everyone In Bridge Collapses
Laura & Jenna Bush 'Writing' Book For George
Bob Allen Swears He's Not Racist, Not Queer, Just Likes Park Bathrooms
World War III Briefly Delayed; Mexico Apologizes For Mocking Our Retarded Beauty Queen
Bush Sr. Living Out His Last Days in Shame
Good News If Your Name Rhymes With "Cockheed Blartin"
President Healthier Than Dollar
Second-Tier Republican Candidates Counting On Elaborate Mutual Self-Delusion
The Government Ain't Telling You Nothing
Second Life Economic Collapse To Offer Preview Of Real-Life Economic Collapse
Here's to the Lobbyists Who Lunch
Romney Sons Campaign For Dad Over Here So They Don't Have To Campaign For Him Over There
Obama Girl Still Gyrating Away at the Behest of Her Masters
Rudy Baffled By His Own Religion's Theology
Gingrich Sort Of Vaguely Makes Sense; Nation Terrified
Vote For Hillary To Begin The Bloodbath!
Indiana Perv Busted for Heading Young Republicans
Rich People to Spend Day in Uncomfortable Shoes
Ron Paul Doesn't Care About (Giving Medals to) Black People
Surprise! America's First Black President Is A Dead Republican
Dope Smoking Morons to Join Regular Morons at FBI
BREAKING: Some Candidates From Mars, Others From Venus
Fred Thompson: Just Like George Washington!
Cowed American Workers Love The Boss's Favorite Candidate!
Li'l Giuliani Loves Barack Obama, Seagram's Coolers
Your Mission: Stop Congressmen From Abusing Multimedia
Nexus Of Catholic-Protestant Hate Moves From Belfast To Iowa
Protesting Hippies To Be Forced To Taste Awful Vegan Meals Twice
Heroic Immigration Officials Save America From Chav Menace
A Spiritual Response to the 35W Bridge Tragedy
Rudy Much More Popular With Gay Mafia Than Regular Mafia
Ah, To Be Young, Gifted, and Conservative
TSA To Make Life Slightly Less Pleasant, Again
Newt Begs World To Pay Attention To Him; Wonkette Obliges
Nats Unimpressed By So-Called "Faith" Of Jews, Muslims
Shocker: Political Process Marked By Politics
States Taking Immigration Laws Into Own Hands
Nicolas Sarkozy: Awesome French President, Or AWESOMEST French President?
Happy Almost Barry Hussein's Birthday!
Terrorists Identified as Terrorist 'Historians' In Replica of 1776 American Submarine
Cartoon Violence Pledges Its Heart And Soul To Mother Russia
Captain Nemo & Crew Captured At Brooklyn Docks
Everyone At Fault in Bridge Disaster
Pentagon Bravely Arming Iran Again
Ohhhh, You Didn't Mention He Was a Big Scary Black Guy Who Scared You
Wonkette Sponsors Have Fists of Steel
McCain's Long Road To Obscurity
Something Interesting Happened on C-Span!
Congressman Jesse Jackson Jr.'s Hands Are Registered Weapons
Do You Fear the Kind of Thing That Just Happened? You Have Crazy 'Bridge Phobia'
Make Cash & Meet Babes On the Beach, at Gitmo!
Corrupt Rep. Calls for Do-Overs on Earmarks
Republicans Sick of Rudy, Walnuts, Fred, Newt, Mitt and Whoever Else Is Or Isn't Running
Symbol of Basic Governmental Competence Collapses
Horrible Monsters Attack Clintons' Former Home
Candidate "Girls" Now Officially Single Dumbest Aspect of '08 Election
David Frum Has Concerns About Minorities
J.J. Walker: "It's time that Americans...Go All In"
Everything's Just a Lame Online Diversion These Days, Including the 'New Deep Throat'
Wacky Baptist Preacher Arrested For Dozens of Sex/Drug Crimes
Rumsfeld: 'I Do Not Recall Ordering Hit On Pat Tillman'
Saudis Might Acknowledge Existence of Iraq
Norm Coleman Is a Stupid Dirty Hippie
Ha Ha, Ted Stevens Is So Screwed
OMG Crazy TeeVee First Lady And/Or Movie Witch Sorta Like Crazy Actual First Lady!
Iraq Contractors to Have Hooker-in-Residence
Meet Your New First Lady, Bill Clinton!
Left-Wing Nuts Bug Right-Wing Nut
White House, Like Nation, Not Listening to Arlen Specter
Who Ordered the Execution of NFL/Army Hero Pat Tillman?
Diaperman David Vitter's Fave Local Hooker Says DC Madam Ran Whore Ring
Ken Starr's Law Firm Has a Crush On Hillary
Old-Fashioned Southern Democrat Generously Gave Away His Bribes
Gonzales' Whiny Speech to DoJ Employees
Carter Embarks on Fast Food Tour of the South
Ted Stevens' Seussian House Raided by FBI, IRS
Cheese Bombs Apparently Not Going to Kill Us All
Mike Gravel Wants You to Have to Vote Even More Often
Hey Everybody, Al Gore Junior Pled Guilty To Having Dope
Meet Rudy Giuliani's Latest Wife
Lipstick Lesbians Say 'Go Ron Paul!'
Richy-Rich Obama Confuses Iowa Working People With His Fancy Lettuce Talk
Kindly Old VP Wishes He, Too, Had Been Evil Despot
Number of People Writing 'Note' Imitations Now Eclipses 'Note' Readership
Hill's Awkward College Letters Yours For the Mocking
Nation Survives Brief Bush Presidency
Obama's 'Message of Hope' Is Just That He Hopes To Be President
Hillary's Hair: A Very Special Look Back
Elizabeth Edwards Likes It Rough
Cheney Having Heart Surgery Tomorrow, Bush Will Briefly Be 'President'
Cartoon Violence Goes For The Gut
NASA Also Lost $94 Million -- Possibly In Space, Probably Drunk
Wonkette Sponsors Are Thirsty For the Truth, and Also Vodka
Romney Outrage: Paying People To Support Him?
GOP Hopefuls Tramping Dirt Down
Gonzo's Lies Make Baby Jesus Cry
Philippe Reines, Hottie, is Sorry
Guy Who's Not Actually Running For President Isn't Raising Enough Money To Run For President
Which Congressman From Ohio Uses Hookers?
Uppity Dems Demand More People Be Brought In to Yell At Gonzales
ABC News DC Bureau Attacked by Powder
Hot Conspiracy Theorist Gal Hates On Rudy, Fred & the Secret Plans With Canada/Mexico
The Whole Country Has Semen On Its Dress
Karl Rove To Ignore Senate Supoena
Breaking: Was Gonzales... Less Than Truthful???
If It's Thursday, Two More McCain Staffers Have Quit
New French President Grabs Some Young Boob
DC Media Types Hot for Embarrassing Self-Promotion
John Edwards Dons Spandex, Braves Crowds of Bloodthirty Iowans
Please Contribute To Californians For Obama (Not Affiliated With Barack Obama's Campaign In Any Way)
TSA: Terrorists May Penetrate Our Defenses With Delicious, Fattening Dairy Products
Wacky New House Judiciary Panel Finds Miers, Bolten In Contempt
Powerful Lesbian Will Be President
Debate Gun Nut Invites Joe Biden On a Hunting Trip
Mike Gravel Aide in Second Life Vandalism Shocker
George and Nouri: Friends For Life, However Short That May Turn Out to Be
Racist Flier Sent to Blogs, Perhaps South Carolinians
Catching Up With Catholic Priests
Young Republicans Leader Pleads Guilty To Rape Attack
Poll: Everyone Sick of This Shit
Vote For Your Favorite Local Non-Broadcast Media Employee!
Masters of the Universe, Defenders of Wildlife
Bob Novak's 'Prince of Darkness' Party
'David Vitter Got Caught With His Pants Down'
Hillary Clinton Can't Be President Because of Her Common-Law Marriage Or Something
Watch Joe Biden Call the Crazy Redneck a Mental Case!
Rudy's Coke Addict/Coke Dealer Resigns As State Treasurer
Wonkette Commenter Has Unpleasant View of Nation's Future
GOATSE Picture Shown In Debate, Nation Collapses
Mitt Romney's Top Aides Will Save Earth From SPECTRE & Klingons
What's Not To Like About These Crazy Kids
Please Kill Us: YouTubers Are Idiots, Part III
Liveblogging the Vidiots: CNN-YouTube Part II
Liveblogging the Revolution ... Oh Wait, Actually Just Another Stupid Debate
Americans Say Americans Are Racists
Boy-Molesting Priest Also Giuliani Consultant
It's YouTube Idiots Vs. Debating Democrats, Tonight!
Mitt Romney: 'Quit Crying About 9/11, Sissy'
Miers & Bolten Gettin' Charged With Contempt
If the Bushes Hate Ron Paul, Then America Loves Ron Paul
World Forever Changed by Idiots Owning Consumer Electronics
Juleanna Glover Weiss is Available
Somehow, World Survived 3 Hours of 'President Cheney'
YouTube Debate: 'Uh Yeah I Gotta Question For Da President'
For Self-Defense Purposes Only
Bush to Undergo Colonoscopy: What Do You Need to Know?
GOP Update: Forgotten Soft-Porn Actress Endorses Divorced Abortionist Fascist
President Makes CIA Stop Abu Ghraibing Everyone
What Next For the Bush/Cheney Administration? Maybe Guillotines!
Cartoon Violence Probably Won't Survive The Next Fifteen Months
Vitter Resignation Watch: National Review, Fox News People Say 'Resign, Creep'
BREAKING ... CHENEY OFFICIALLY BECOMES PRESIDENT
White House Solves U.S. Attorney Scandal
Wonkette Sponsors Aren't Sorry For Nothing They've Done
Obscure Reaganite Sends Dire Warning From the Distant Past
Baghdad Hill Undermines War Effort
Famous Person Spotted in Washington
Pentagon Hack Whines About Hillary, Iraq
Vitter's Whoremongering Makes Christians 'A Little Horny'
FORMER PRES. BUSH CONTEMPLATES SUICIDE
Costumed Fascists: Rudy Giuliani Finds His Political Base
Pissed Off About Iraq? Bush Will Seize Your Bank Account
'Post' Makes Public Official Cry
Fred Thompson Didn't Personally Perform Abortions
'I'm Not Going To Talk About My Campaign'
Congressional Moms Destroying Both Nation, Own Families
BREAKING: PRESIDENT KUCINICH ILL
Gay Traitors' Gay-ness Not to Blame For Treason, as They Weren't Actually Gay
Energy Task Force Lists Revealed: Entire Policy Shaped by Al Gore, the Lorax
All Campaigns Fueled by Overpriced Swill
Oh No, Gerald Ford Also Died Today
Bill and Hillary Clinton Have Never Felt Shame
Bob Allen Would Probably Enjoy Prison, At Least
Hillary Campaign Insists They'd Rather Kill Edwards Than Help Him
Cot Between Iraq and a Hard Place
Duke Cunningham Barely Even Had Sex With His Prostitutes
Over-Excited Senators Fail to Make Good on Promise to Stay Up All Night
A Disgusted Nation Begs Wendy Vitter Not To Chop Off Diaperman's Dick
Wearin' Diapers Ain't a Sin, Except For Full-Grown Men
Who Is Responsible For the Kinda Funny Giuliani Videos?!?
Diaperman Vitter Gets No Love In Louisiana
Mid Level is Our Favorite Level
Mitt Romney Is a Creepy Fucker
Jim Nicholson and the Great Ohio VA Hooker Mystery
Fox News Viewers Don't Like the Daily Kos
'Our Marriage Is Stronger Every Day'
Vitter's Diaper-Clad Love Child Toddles Among Us
Matt Drudge Refuses to Report on Boyfriend Mitt's Makeup
'Post' Feature: How to Lose a War
Capitol Hill People: We Need Your Help Exposing the Heinous Sins of David 'Diaperman' Vitter
Filthy Whoremonger Scum-Sucking Diaperman David Vitter Won't Resign
Politics, Upstate New York Style
U.S. Military Overwhelmingly Supports ... Ron Paul
Thomas Jefferson's Muslim Congressman Calls Bush Hitler
If We Ever Meet Irving Kristol We Are Going to Knee Him in the Balls
Republican Wife-Beater Has Notable Lack of Sexual Perversions
"This Should be Fun and Make LNS Look Really Good"
Senator Bill Nelson Used To Have Awesome Sex In the Military
Councilman Caught With Naked 15-Year-Old Boy & Pills!
CARTOON VIOLENCE PRESENTS PRESENTS! THIS FRIDAY -DAY! CARTOON SMACKDOWN -DOWN!
Why Not Spend It On a Hooker and Bordeaux Instead?
NASA Also Can't Spell the Shuttle's Name
World's Lamest Gangsta Easily Distracted by French Cheese, Wine
Creepy State Rep. Brings Endless Cummer Magic to NC
Wonkette Sponsors Will Still Love You Tomorrow
McCain Retreats to NH to Promise Never to Retreat From Iraq
Plan B Ushers In New Era of Immorality, Hot Sex
Contempt of Congress and Other Things We All Share
Family Research Council Lobbyist Also On DC Madam's List
Rubes Convinced Dems Worship Their "God"
Hey Guess Who Took This Picture of Florida Rep. Bob Allen
Summer of GOP Perverts Has a New Name
New World Bank Head Already Almost as Reviled as Wolfie
Lieberman: U.S. Will Back Israeli Strike On Iran
McCain's Iowa Staff Quits, Too
House Panel Yells At Miers' Empty Chair
Chertoff's Sphincter Tells Chertoff's Gut To Calm Down
President Heroically Makes Child Cry
Bush Commutes Captain America's Sentence
Giant Bloodthirsty Badgers Eating People In Iraq
Let's Do a Haruspicy On Chertoff's Entrails
Terminally Ill Child Seizes Presidency
Feds Seize Rogue Presidential Library
Pentagon Can't Even Give Away Its Secret War Plans
Bachmann Iraq Trip Nets Her Sixteen New Children, Renewed Confidence in War Plan
Linda Tripp & Monica Lewinsky Had a Baby!
White House Reporters Giggle At Bush's Funny
Gay Sweaters Cost Walnuts Primaries
Lonesome & Ugly Journalists Also Rent Hookers, Maybe
Diaperman David Vitter Likes His Diapers
John McCain Trolling Blogs With Anti-Thompson Screeds
Eight Simple Rules for Being the Surgeon General
Breaking: It Takes Nearly $5 Million to Keep Cheney Alive
Civil Rights Group Kills, Buries Innocent Word
Rudy Writes the Red Cross a Check
Finally, Brave Congress Will Investigate iPhones
Beware, Conservatives! Fred Thompson Will Break Your Heart
Oh Hey, Douchesack Is On TeeVee
Nazi Pope: Only Catholics Are Christians
Mrs. Vitter to Mutilate Whore-Lovin' Husband
If It's Tuesday, There's Verifiable Proof of Gonzo Lying
Run For President, Everyone Else Is
Louisiana Senator Admits To Screwing a Hooker!
Canadian War Ships Block Northwest Passage From Americans
Liberal Manhattan-Dwelling Cross-Dressing Ferret-Face Would Like To Know More About This 'NASCAR'
Also: A Practicing Homo Sapiens
Straight Talk Express To Drive Off Metaphorical Cliff, Burst Into Real Flames?
Hillary or Cheney Behind Obama Office Break-In
Rick Santorum Will Personally Terrorize America
Chinese Fraudsters Insult Presidential Offspring; WWIII Imminent
George Stephanopoulos: Brave Tool of Conventional Wisdom
Happy Watermelon Month, Senators!
Foreigners Have Much To Teach America About Smoking, Drinking
Irish Bookie Teaches World Real Meaning Of Integrity
Analysis: Americans A Bunch Of Ungrateful Whiny-Pants
MSNBC Graphics Department Acknowledges Existence of Second America
A Gracious Nation Wishes the President a Happy Birthday
'Post' Wants You to Throw Lamest Party Ever This Weekend
Al Gore's 'Live Earth' To Feature Crappy D.C. Component
Everybody Wants Bush and/or Cheney To Resign/Be Impeached
Cartoon Violence In The Lions' Den
Wonkette Sponsors Can't Believe They're At Work Today
Who Will Be Iowa's Tanc Girl (or Boy!)
Bloomberg Refuses to Tell Bloomberg What Bloomberg's Doing
Do Snakes Piss Low To The Ground?
But They All Lose To Waterson & Schwarzenegger
Finally, a Campaign Ad For the Fascist In Us All
MySpace, a Place For Patriotic Exhibitionist Retards
Thank You Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin
Nation Stunned by Anti-Polk Vandalism
Scooter Libby Has Paid His Debt To Society
No-Nonsense Straight-Talkin' Prosecutor Nearly Fucked Up Watergate Hearings
Another NASA Vehicle Having Trouble Landing
BREAKING ... GUY WITHOUT EYEBROWS ENDORSES HILLARY
Terrorists Win, Statue of Liberty Remains Closed
Happy Independence Day, Get the Hell Out
This Is My United States of Whatever
Republicans Too Busy Hating Terrorists to Raise Money
Internet Videos to Destroy Democracy For Good
Crappy Concert, Stupid Events Mark Nation's Saddest July 4th
The Modernist Society @ Bourbon
When In the Course of Human Events It Becomes Necessary to PARTY
Jim Gilmore Pulls 'Eye Surgery' Campaign Stunt
Welcome to the New-ish Wonkette
Happy Football, Money, Jay Leno & Celine Dion Day!
President Probably the Type Who Gives Gift Cirtificates For Birthdays
Happy Almost Fourth of July, Losers!
Rumors On The Internets: And People Call Me Traitor To My Face
Justice Served Yet Again: Scooter Sentence Commuted!
Ron Paul Dresses As Poorly As His Internet Fans
Majority of Americans Now UnAmerican; Nation Renamed UnAmerica
Shamed DC Mayor Returns Sack of iPhones
Cosmetic Changes to Metro System Outrage Old People
Decrepit Old Senators Thrilled to Have Free Doctor Again
DC Mayor Gets His iPhones Delivered; Suck It, Philadelphia!
BREAKING ... HOORAY, THE PRESIDENT RESIGNS!!!!
Beloved Hamas Mouse Rewarded With 72 Minnies
Meet Duncan, the Perfect Voter
Wolfowitz Bids Farewell, Promises To Screw Up Something Else Soon
iPhone Lemmings Line Up For NSA Surveillance
Cartoon Violence Accidentally Took The Brown Acid
Mitt Romney Swears Those Abu Ghraib Prisoners 'Enjoyed It'
Wonkette Sponsors Will Hear the Case
Supreme Court to Decide Against Gitmo Detainees in 5-4 Decision
Round 2 of the Dem Debate: Pandering Pandemonium!
Tonight They Care About Black People, But 17 Months From Now ...
Time To Feel Uncomfortable, White Liberals!
Bush Wishes Castro Would Die and Iraq Would Disappear
The Economist: 'Hang In There, American Losers'
Current SCOTUS Make-Up Simplifies Jobs of Graphics Departments Everywhere
Nixon Blamed For Poisoned China Crap
Have You Always Wanted to Reach Out?
Scooter Becomes Nation's 2,200,000th Prisoner!
July 4 Recipe: Freedom Fries & Bald Eagle Pie!
Jews Sorta Like Bloomberg, Even Though He Won't Suck Up To Them
Senate Pretends To Kill Immigration Bill Again
(There's Gonna Be a) Constitutional Showdown!
Denny's Isn't Just For Milkshakes
Republican Interns Are Already Bored At Work
Mitt Romney Will Be a Great Commander-In-Chief of Abu Ghraib
McCain's Prospects Sink From Third To Dead
Senate Subpoenas White House, Cheney House
Remember, the CIA Only Did Bad Things a Long Time Ago!
My CIA Can Torture the Hell Out of Your CIA
The CIA's Darkest Secrets Revealed Redacted
Trying Working a Day In Your Life
Bob Woodward Is Freaking Out the Hippies
The Capitol File "Little Black Book" Party
John McCain Will Get the Jews Who Did 9/11
It's a Miracle! Lady Bird Johnson Still Alive!
Hideous Blue Jacket Secret Source of Hillary's Power?
Senate To America: Ha Ha, Better Learn Spanish!
UPDATE: Interwebs Won't Actually Have Any Effect On Anything
Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo etc. etc.
Black Men In Suits All Look Alike
Republicans Now Getting Stuffed Into Congressional Lockers
Monsieur Romney Also a Draft Dodger
Oklahoma May No Longer Be a Shining Beacon of Hope and Joy
We Won't Have a Bald President
On the Radio, Mohammed's Radio
DC Explores New Venues For City Meetings
You Seem to Have Turned on America's Favorite Marine
18,000 Ways to Leave Your Lover
Weekend Forecast: Hot, With a Chance of Cheney Starting Another War
Mitt Romney Gets Busted For Pretend Policemen
Well It's 1 2 3 4, Take the Elevator
Bush To Destroy World In 13 Hours, 20 Minutes
Cartoon Violence Heads Down To The Elephant Graveyard
Everybody On Earth Hacking the Pentagon For the Hell of It
Democrats Support the Wrong Troops
Wonkette Sponsors Want to Know Where the Ice Cream Social Was
CIA to Distract From Current Crimes With Reports of Old Crimes
Underground Hip-Hop Duo Suddenly Controls White House
Breaking: Vice President's Office Breaks Off, Forms Own Government
'Who Is Going To the Senate Ice Cream Social?'
BREAKING ... NEXT DEBATE MIGHT BE PRETTY GOOD
Emma Edwards Betrays Father, Elizabeth Trolls Blogs
Bush Finally Hated More Than Carter
Geronimo's Great Grandson Demands Skull Back From Bushes
Vatican Declares Death Is the Only Escape For Kennedys
Condi Rice Sorta Barely Nods Her Head To Music
Mike Bloomberg Considering Not Not Running For Not Non-President
FBI Very Courteous To Osama Bin Laden & His Family
Tommy Thompson Appoints Colin Powell to be Secretary of the State of Make-Believe
George W. Bush Would Like the Negroes To Clean Up
Sometimes They Come Back, Again
Frist to Conduct His Terrible Experiments on Expendable Ivy Leaguers
Mark Foley Is Getting Desperate
Shootout at the Walter Reed Army Hospital
A-Well-a Everybody's Heard About the Bird
Meet Your New First Lady ... (Just Kidding)
They're Not Booing, They're Saying "Let's Elect a Wooooooooooman"
Please Appoint Us to Run the Smithsonian
Giuliani to Tackle Spending, Sodomize it With a Billy Club
Americans Also Shorter Than Everybody Else
Giuliani Campaign Chairman Caught Running Crack Distribution Ring
Thompson Papers Reveal Fundamental Misunderstanding of Barnyard Analogies
Get Off the Couch and Try Working For a Living, Hippies
From the Fires of the Homeless, From the Ashes of the Gays
Iraq & the Housing Crash: Totally the Same!
Hill's Campaign Song Revealed!
Same Ship, Different Rat: Budget Director Quits White House
French & Mexican Socialists All Getting Divorced
Great Moments In Objective Journalism
Congress Refuses to Disclose Earmarks to CNN Interns
President Samuel David Cheney to Oversee Opening of Dulles Rail Link
Mike Gravel Hopes He Dies Before He Gets Old
Faggot: The Play (Launch Party)
Hill Staffers Bravely Debate Which Party Is Uglier
Americans Want Fictional Democratic President
John Edwards Finds New Hapshire Voters to be Convenient Tissues
Former Corrupt Admin Official Offer to Lobby for Free
Happy 35th Anniversary, Watergate Burglary!
Meet America's Creepiest Candidates!
Bush Appointees Impress Everyone, Accomplish Nothing
New Immigration Bill Means Healthier Lawns
Drudge Flash! Bill Clinton is Osama bin Laden
Drudge Finds Mind For the Sole Purpose of Losing It Again
They Have the Google on Computers Now
Coordinate Purchasing for Fun and Profit
Cartoon Violence Seems To Have Missed The Memo
I'm From Buenos Aires, and I Say Kill 'Em All!
Record Profits & Record Abortions!
You Can't Figure Out the Bag I'm In
HAMAZ IZ IN UR GAZA, FONIN' UR DIPLOMATZ
Wonkette Sponsors Are Surging Their Little Hearts Out
Arnold to Solve Looming Maria Problem
Fox Mourns Death of Family Stone Bassist's Wife
Peggy Noonan Is Breaking Up With George W. Bush
Drop Yourself On the Situation, Dude
Popeye, Swee'Pea Wanted For Questioning
Danny DeVito's Just Feeling Left Out These Days
Bush More Popular Than Congress
Fox Mulder Named Interim FBI Director
Your Daddy's Rich and Your Momma's Good Looking
DoJ Protecting Your Right to Love God, Hate Gays
The Dirty Harry Retirement Plan
Evil Canadians Behind 'Ron Paul Fever'
Dem Candidates To Debate Funny Cat Video
Rock Out, Shuffle Your Feet, or Nod Appreciatively
Tommy Thompson Reminds America That He Is Running For President
Harriet Miers to Return to Prime Time
Joe Biden Shocker: Maybe He's Not Expecting To Win!
Bush Starts War He Can Maybe Win, Against Little Owls
Evil White House Plot Will Get All Hill Staffers Fired
McCain Upgrade Full of Malware, Incompatible With Most Users' Systems
I'll Recruit My Army From the Orphanages
Dick Cheney To Help Fred Thompson Pick Running Mate
ODCP Promises to Get Back to You in the Far Future, If Man is Still Alive
New Study Proves You're Already Tired of This Crap
Huckabee Guilty of Sartorial War Crimes
When Rudy's Prez, All of America Will Be Ground Zero!
When Jesus Lands In Missouri, He Will Kick Romney's Blasphemous Ass
Ron Paul Fever Sweeping Portion of Nation That Fucks Around on the Internet
Sellout Shocker: Hillary 'Gave Her Face' To GOP Makeup Queen
Albanians Steal Bush's Wristwatch -- THIS MEANS WAR!
Activist Judges Grant Hypothetical Terrorist Constitutional Right to Kill Us All
Apple iPhone Shocker: Liberal Media Hides Within!
Military Gay Bomb Project Even Less Successful Than Controversial 'Soy Bomb'
Kissinger's Forest Club Worships '70s Bikini Poster
Foul-Mouthed Bush & Cheney Liberate America's Wealthy Fucktards
Bulgaria Greets Great Satan With Upside-Down U.S. Flags
Nothing Else In the World Smells Like That ...
John Derbyshire's Not Buying Liberal Slavery Propaganda
Symbolic Resolution to Face Symbolic End
Obama Responsible For Rich Douches Dressing Even Douchier
Repetition of History Moves Beyond 'Farce' to 'Sitcom'
So Strike Me Once Again, I've Got Nothing To Lose
SCREAMING SCOOTER LIBBY SENT BACK TO JAIL
Washington Needs Mike Huckabee's Son
Senator Speaks on Behalf of Immigration Reform, Dances With Gene Kelly
Jefferson Pleads Rich to Charges of Bribery
Make Your Own Virginia Customized LOL PLATEZ!!!1!
Cartoon Violence: Unrelenting Horror Edition
Ashtray Floors, Dirty Clothes & Filthy Jokes
Those Who Forget the Past Are Condemned To Bush Vomiting On Them
Wonkette Sponsors Want to Spread the News About Ron Paul
McCain's Wife Surely Next to Endorse Fred Thompson
In Closed Meeting, Putin Surprises Bush With Missile Plan, Polonium-Laced Jujube
Ron Paul's 777 Fans Will Uncover the Truth
Rest Easy, America: Osama bin Ladens All Found!
Oh, Hey There, Just Ignore Whatever's On John Edwards' Official Website
The Queen Takes Her Tea With 72 Virgins
Work For the Catholics or the Godless, Either One's Cool By Us
Middle-Aged Liberal Ladies Crash Hillary's 'Youth Party'
Edwards Campaign Blog: Bill Richardson Feeds Babies To Wolves
Wonkette's Official Comment on the Ongoing Senate Immigration Bill Debate
War Czar Hearings Going Much More Smoothly Than Wars
Senate Makes it Official: The Internet is Scary!
Oh Garbage Dump Why Are You Called a Garbage Dump?
Dear Walnuts: Stop Saying 'My Friends'
National Journal Would Like You Ron Paul Fanatics To Knock It Off
Ron Paul Will Be President of Second Life, MySpace & World of Warcraft
Beyonce & Giuliani Will Be Your Party Dolls
You'll Want Drugs For Any of These, Really
America Wants Alan Keyes For President!
GOP to Push for Anti-Flag-Eating Amendment
Put Him On the Lecture Circuit
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Liberal Media Totally Hates Al Gore
Children by the Millions Sing for Scooter Libby
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Fred Thompson's Administration Will Continue Proud Bush-Cheney Legacy
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HBO's 'Flight of the Conchords' Screening Party
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Nation Shocked at Jefferson Indictment
Greenland Cute When Overexcited
Somebody Get L. Ron Romney a Prop Horse!
Fear Will Keep the Local Systems In Line ...
Gays & Elizabeth Edwards All Snakin' On John Edwards
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The Democrats Will Kill You to Get UBL
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Attention Whore Deficit Disorder
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Al Gore Will Have His Revenge On Florida
The Lighter Side of Washington ...
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Scooter Libby's Lawyers Kindly Suggest He Should Not Go To Prison
RNC Deletes Everyone's Number From Their Phone
Lady Who Fucked Up Iraq to Fix It
Never Get Involved In a Land War In Cabo
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Jenna and Barbara Teach Elmo a Smoking Game and a Drinking Game
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Scalia's Daughter Gets DUI, Fails To Kill Her Children
Cartoon Lite-Brites Shut Down Washington
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The Suprasternal Notch, In Case You're Interested
Wonkette Subcommittee on Comments to Hold Hearings on LOLs
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Chris Lehmann's Review of Carl Bernstein's Book About Hillary Clinton, Summarized
More Ethanol Than We Can Ever Possibly Drink
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At Least We Don't Wear Togas, For Now
Cheney's Tomb of the Unknown Lobbyist
Lieberman Elected King of Iraq
Drunken Idiot Crook Nevada Guv Now Popular As Bush!
Secret Interrogation Techniques to be Replaced With Other Secret Interrogation Techniques
Rejoice, Republicans: Divorced Hollywood Actor Will Be Your Nominee!
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Bob Zoellick's Girlfriend to Get Raise
Bush Securing Our Fake Borders
America Falls On Its Ass, Mexico Laughs
Survivors of Super Virus Will Dream of Elderly Black Woman
New Nut To Join Comical Race For GOP Nomination
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Fred Thompson Has Complete Control of Every GOP Primary Voter
Long Boring 'Viral Video' Worth Watching For a Few Seconds
The Surge Worked: Cindy Sheehan Gives Up and Goes Back to Russia
Andrew Card, Beloved by College Students Everywhere
Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens
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Memorial Day Photo Fun: Prescott Bush Runs the World
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Cartoon Violence: Wall-To-Wall Worldwide Wolfucking Edition
Wonkette Sponsors Will Never Resign
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Female Airman Punished For Kinky Three-Way Refueling Stunts
Roger Simon: Only Red-Blooded Gentiles Can Buy Our Presidency
Ooh, Ooh, Take the Confidential One
Minutemen Founder Corrupt, Dreams of Hundreds of Racists Shattered
Meet the Baltimore Examiner's Psychopath Editor!
Washington Post Owner Flees DC For Manhattan
BREAKING: DRIVERS STILL TAKING ROADS
Alberto & Monica: A Love Story
NYT Now Boring You Interactively
The Minnesota Legislature: Still the Nation's Booziest
Monica Goodling Brings Down the House
Columnist Comes Up With Flimsy Excuse to Mention John Edwards and Booty in Same Headline
It's a Miracle! Lesbian Cheney Daughter Gives Birth
Cheney Totally On DC Madam's Phone List
Julio Removed From Schoolyard, Sent Back to Mexico
Bush Laughs At Your Stupid Seatbelt Laws
Even Snorg Girls Get the Blues
Ted Kennedy Cares About the Chicken Pluckers
John Derbyshire Discovers a Quadroon In Our Midst
Hank Paulson Already a Failure
Mike Capuano: 'The People Elected Me to be Unethical'
Presenting the Nation's Best Political Cartoon Ever!
Iraqi Public TV Much, Much More Entertaining
Iraqi Officials Blame Bombing on Mysterious "G-Unit"
Religious Fanatic Plans Terrorist Attack at Falwell's Funeral
Congressman Sneaks Pork Chop, Doesn't Starve To Death
Falwell Hatin' On Dubya From Beyond the Grave
Our Steeple and Thomas Edison's Dick
Pentagon Declares War On Capitol Hill
Florida Actress Lands New Role!
Gas Prices & Entire Country Hit 1981 Levels
Reagan Diaries Sadly Not a Hoax
Nagourney: Primary Campaign to Go On Forever and Ever and Ever
The Cops Don't Need You & Man, They Expect the Same
What the Main Stream Media Won't Tell You
McCain Apparently Trying Out to Write for Us
Dr. Laura's Cretin Son Having Fun Torturing People In Afghanistan
Hillary Presidency To Be Madcap Gender-Bending Comedy
Meet Dennis Kucinich's Hot Young Wife!
Highway Safety Experts Warn of All-Election Radio Station
Iraq Failure Apparently Britain's Fault
Liberal Literacy & Typing Bias Blamed For GOP Internet Failure
Bill Richardson: Did You Know That He is Mexican?
They Didn't Save Lincoln's Brain
James, James, Chris, Newt, and Don
Friday Night News Dump: Alberto Out At 5?
Shaha's Just Pissed Because You Didn't Run Her Press Release
Learn To Destroy Planets From Don Rumsfeld Himself!
Cartoon Violence Sweats The Small Stuff
Bush 41, Rev. Moon Almost Tragically Burned To Death
Shocker: Wolfucker Bitchy, Entitled
Wonkette Sponsors Will Not Resign Under a Cloud
Gonzo to Not Care About No Confidence Vote
Wolfowitz Has Greatness, Resignation Thrust Upon Him
Coulter Confirms: Falwell with Reagan in Hell
Beloved Right-Wing Message Board Demands Bush Impeachment
Rudy & Barry Both Hate Your Pets
Being a Blogger is So Much Fun, We Think You Should Do it Too
Lonely Shut-ins Wish the Wash 'Times' a Very Happy Birthday
Things That May or May Not be Funny
Ghost Town Votes For Bush Impeachment
Duncan Hunter: A Wealthy Version of the Common Man
NYT: Massachusetts is Full of Whores
Critics Urge Wolfowitz to Resign and Spend More Time on his Lawn
Falwell Ruined 'Democracy, Culture & Civilization'
Blair, Bush to Exchange French Kissing Anecdotes, Tips
Help Hillary Pick a Crappy Campaign Song!
Breaking: Bush Appointee May Have Been Unqualified
Happy 19th 26th Year of the Bush-Clinton Era!
Duncan Hunter PWNED by Chuck Hagel
Ron Paul Also Has Refreshing Views About All Blacks Being Criminals
Press Club Battle of the Bands
Iraq Shocker: Iraq Not Quite Safe Enough For British Royalty
Paul Wolfowitz Won't Resign When It's Overcast
Ashcroft Takes Heroic Stand, Seventh Seal Apparently Broken Three Years Ago
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Pour One Out for Jerry: More GOP Liveblogging
Triumph of the Willies: GOP Liveblogging Super Fun!
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GOP Debate Live-Blogging Alert!
Oh, Wikipedia, You Are So Funny
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Barney Frank: Yeah I Hurt Myself, Now Fuck Off
All Evil Old White Dudes Look Alike
John Kerry Addicted To Dumb Blackberry Game
Mitt Romney: 'Good-bye My Friend Who Worshiped Same Jesus As Me'
Tonight: A Very Special GOP Tribute To Jerry Falwell
PRAISE GOD, JERRY FALWELL IS DEAD
God Angrily Awaiting Jerry Falwell's Arrival
GOP Hopefuls Hope You Don't Remember Their Old Positions on Immigration
Another Guy Who Isn't Gonzo Quit
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Someone's Got a Case of the Bundays
Newsweek Shares Intimate Knowledge With U.S. Readers
This Is Important: Space Monsters No Smarter Than Bush
Clinton Campaign Provides Handy Way to Bug the Hell Out of Your Friends
Bush Hopes Magic Iraqi Spells Will Bewitch Americans
US Neutralizes Hilariously Named Menace to Freedom
As Goes Katie Couric, So Goes Iraq
Bullshitting Beats Workin': The Tony Snow Edition
Chelsea Clinton's So Smart & Boring
Yankees to Sign Jefferson for $28 Million
MILF Alleges Corruption in Philippine Election
US-Russia Relations More of a 'Chilly Argument,' Rice Insists
Baltimore Football Fans Cheer Total Destruction of Indianapolis
And Baghdad Does Whatever She Please
Let's All Buy Dick Cheney An iPod!
Cheney Sends Message to Iran: We Will Say Mean Things About You on Boats
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CNN International Has Some Good News!
Condi Just Called to Say She Loves Paul
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Hilarious 'Mini Cheney' Entertains Troops In Iraq
Get Your Ladles, Girls, Soup's On
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Cartoon Violence Killed The Radio Star
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Cheney Now Dumping His Victims In Washington State
Hillary's Only Hope: Reverse Time, Or Become Black
Romney Just Unexciting Enough to Get Excited About
Triumph of the Will: Death Star III
We Never Want to Hear the Word 'Benchmark' Again
Giuliani Hates American Farmers Who Love Him
Obama Campaign Censors Painting of America's Sweetheart
Lou Dobbs' Job Being Outsourced To India
Congress Announces Best Place To See Boobies On The Hill Today
North Dakota Senator Unhealthily Obsessed With Prairie Dogs
Tommy Thompson: 'I'm Deaf, So I'm Not Listening To Your Questions'
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Cute Moderate Republicans Pretend the President Cares What They Think
The Wolfucker Demands Your Respect
Give a Kid Some Beer & Maybe It'll Shut Up
'Guilt For History Hypothalamus' Is The Largest Erogenous Zone
Newsmedia Toys With Old Man For Yuks
BREAKING: Potentially Exciting Story Actually Kind of Bland
Wait, What? Bill Richardson's Comedy Campaign Commercials
Racist Bush Nominee: Whites Also Hate Robots
'Thumping' Not Enough of a Double Entendre for Rahm Emanuel
Fascist Gay Abortionist Also a Furry
News Alert: Cheney Is Not At That One Place In Baghdad
Oh Hey, Cheney's Maybe On the DC Madam's List
Dave Obey Makes Dennis Kucinich Cry
Lou Dobbs: 'I Won't Let Jesus Protect Those Mexicans'
Rudy Giuliani's Gonna Need a Bigger Boat
Cheney Stops by Baghdad Just to Make Threatening 'Throat-Slitting' Gesture to Maliki
Popular Rat Urges Destruction of Israel
Al Gore Identity-Theft E-Mail Shocker!
Hill Staffer Unwilling to Live Out Hilarious Multi-Racial Buddy Movie At Home
Everybody Hates All Declared Candidates
All of Don Imus' Problems Solved
Rejoice, White America: There Is a Candidate Just For You!
Hating Freedom, Wearing Pasties
Congressman Bravely Warns of Negro Menace
Mitt Romney Supports French Marriage To Space Monsters
John Doolittle Has 99 Problems
'Politico': Rudy Still a Baby-Killer
Under the Yellow Lemonade Flag
Symbol of All That is Wrong With Minnesota Makes Perfect Gubernatorial Candidate
'Brightest Young Things' Relaunch Party
Mitt Romney Doesn't Care For Mr. Spock's Love Life
BREAKING: LOU DOBBS BECOMES A MEXICAN
BREAKING: WOLFOWITZ QUITS (?) ... WORLD (BANK) SAVED
Hey Everybody, Bill Clinton Wrote Sunday's NYT Crossword Clues!
Jim Gibbons' Assault Victims Now Packing Bombs
LOL, Biden Pwned By His Many Terrible Faults
World Bank Still Hasn't Buried Paul
Old English Lady Visits America
John Bolton Loves the Whole Axis of Evil
Let the Treasury Department Assist You in All Your Drug-Running Endeavors
Mexi-Hater Tancredo Also a Goddamned Liar
Bad News For Rudy: Nobody Even Believes 9/11 Anymore
Dana Perino's Husband Thrown In Jail!
In DC, Only Fat Gay Hookers Read Holy Bible
Cartoon Violence's Slow Descent Into Madness
Too Old & Sad To Be Wonkette's Intern? Maybe Try a Real Job!
Wonkette Sponsors Would Be OK With That
Florida Still Ruining Democracy For the Rest of Us
The Republican Debate Clip Show
All The Beauty They Possess Inside
Liveblogging the Old Crazies: Reagan's Flipping In His Grave
Great Reagan's Ghost! Liveblogging the GOP Debate
Live From Simi Valley, California, It's Liveblogging the GOP Debate!
Bush Still Living In Magical World of Multiple 'Internets'
The Kids Are Alright (Not Really)
It Just Became Marginally Harder For Lepers to Get Obama to Cure Them With His Touch
Actually, Here's a Pretty Great Debate Drinking Game!
Sir Elton John and a Saber Toothed Tiger
Here Comes Veto Number 3, Homosexuals!
Even Think Tank People Play Debate Drinking Games
Kindergarten Class Wins TIME Cover Contest
Desperate Americans Beg Queen 'Please Take Us Back!'
Barry Hussein Obama Getting Some On the Side?
How to Not Look as Bad a John McCain Tonight
DC Madam's List Slightly Less Exciting Than a Capital File Party
Trick Ass Bench, Mark Ass Buster
Ron Paul Has a Lot of Free Time
Marion Barry's Delightful New Crack-Money Scheme Revealed
'Note' In Dire Need of Re-coding
Mormon Scientologist Hates the Troops!
Hilarious Mix-Up Results In Churchill Award For Rumsfeld
Could Be Worse, You Could Be Kitty
Obama NOT a Cool New Person After All
HELP WANTED: MORE SUPPLE INTERN FLESH
World Bank Takes Rest of Month Off to Argue With Paul Wolfowitz
Cabinet Demands Resignation Over Stupid, Failed War
Traitorous Hippie Barred from Mocking Wounded Heroes
Happy Mission Accomplished Day! Oh, and Bush Vetoed the Iraq Thing ...
Yearbook Photo Reveals Terrible Tenet Secret
Crazy Woman Vows to Return to Congress
To Do: Regent University Student Film Festival
Christopher Hitchens Tragically Unaffected by Writer's Block
Walnuts Proposes International Team of Superheroes Will End Iraq War
Nancy Reagan Clearly Dressed Her Husband
Hey Mexicans, Leave Your Dope At Home, In Mexico!
Mission Accomplished 2: The Empire Strikes Back
Metro Section: Montgomery Burns
The Note: Not Dead, Just Irrelevant
Why Washington DC May Have to Go Without Representation After All
Art Night: Paintings, Sculptures, Video Installations, and Bloody Severed Cocks
Washington Post Makes Avoiding Politicians Easier Than Ever
Scandal Rocks DC Restaurant World: Hooters Not That Good
Deborah Jeane Palfrey Explains It All For You
Hillary To Selectively Demonstrate Shame of Her Upbringing
Fringe Candidates Cement Their Fringeness by Making Desperate, Poorly Thought Out Appeals
Paul Begs Bank for Moral Debt Forgiveness
Randall Tobias' History of Infelicities Hinted At
Atlantans Harness Medieval Technology to Promote Literacy, Cheney Presidency
Ha Ha! Michelle Bachmann's Leg Hurts!
Everyone's Still Doing It With Whores, Apparently
Rumors on the Internets: Oh, Put A Sock In It!
Hillary Tries To Explain Away Her Tendency to Accentuate Her Pandering
Walnuts McCain's All Hatin' on New Hampshire Civil Unions
Metro Section: Dangerous Lesions
John Edwards to War on Terror: "NAA NAA NAA NAA!! I DON'T SEE YOU!"
Watching The Debate With Pro-Choice America
What? You Want The Wolfowitz Discourse Elevated? DONE.
OMGs, Chris Dodd, Thanks for the Add!
How Does a NeoCon Vampire Get a Job at the World Bank, Anyway?
FBI Training: NSFW, NSF Anybody.
Interweb Dorks Critique Our Liveblogging Skills
Wonkette Sponsors Are Modestly Self-critical
Dem Defeat Bill Scheduled to be Defeated on Anniversary of our Success
George Tenet's Book Absolves George Tenet
Anti-Gonzales Hero Marine Arrested On Hill!
Barack Obama, Man of 1,000 Voices
BREAKING: OBAMA ADOPTS ABSURD SONG OF THE SOUTH ACCENT
Liveblogging the First Democratic Debate Until the Liquor Runs Out
Mike Huckabee's Son Tries To Finish What Jim Webb Started
Rumors On The Internets: Love The Iraq War As Thyself
Porn-Loving Military Hero Charged With "Aiding the Enemy"
Metro Section: Christina Ricci is the Opposite of Sex
Islamic Nazis Also Really Shitty Rat-Ballers
Bob Franken Just Doesn't Give a Shit Anymore
Cartoon Unabomber To Join Andrew Sullivan In Holy Blogimony!
Barry Hussein O'Bomber Terrorist Outrage!
MLB Creating Space-Time Portal To Defeat U.S. Cuban Embargo
Gossip Roundup: One Term in Paris
Federal Government Announces End of the World In 2012
National Park Service Loves Psychotic Backyard Porn
McCain Logo Stolen, Photoshopped With "Rule With Iron Fist" Filter
Tony Snow Uses Up All His Sick Days, Employers Force Him to Return to Briefing Room
Andrew Sullivan to Marry Guy With Name That's Hard to Hear Correctly While Drunk
Daily Briefing: All Ye Who Enter
Rumors On The Internets: Overstand Your Place
McCain Relaunches Campaign by Opening Fire on White House, Killing Dozens
GWB Does the Retard-Zombie Dance Like the Retard-Zombie He Is
To Do: British Drunks on British Drunks
Gossip Roundup: Boffo BO for Gonzo
Like They'd Hire Wonkette Readers For Anything
Ask a Lobbyist: God is a Concept by Which We Measure Our Contributions
Congress Subpoenas Condi Over IRAQ WAR
Hot Bear-On-GILF Alaskan Action!
Malkin's Site Now Requires Adult ID Check
U.S. Troops In Iraq Can't Defeat BOB
Drunken Burrito-Pants Captain America Jailed In Florida
Rudy's Threat: Vote For Me Or I'll Blow Up More Buildings
Jimmie Walker Has Low Standards
Entire McCain Campaign Up to This Point An Elaborate Hoax
Daily Briefing: So Stupid That
Rumors On The Internets: Your Bad
Cheney Feeling Fine, Kucinich To Impeach In 10 Minutes
McCain Campaign Gives Up on Hipsters, Punkers
American Mud-Hut Dwellers Hit Hard By Housing Crisis
China To DC: 'Keep the Worn-Out Panda; We've Got Cute Baby Ones'
Dingbats Will Bravely Stalk Day-Care Centers
URGENT BREAKING UNCONFIRMED REPORT FROM THE HILL
The Following Congressmen Will All Be in Jail By the End of the Term
Wussy Kucinich Delays Cheney Impeachment Again
Beloved Anti-Gonzales Marine Reveals All!
Gonzales and Wolfowitz to Reign Forever
Rumors On The Internets: Best Drunk Stories Ever
George W. Bush Is a Wounded Iraq War Veteran... In His Soul
John Kerry Abandons Book Tour, Joins Cult
Shaha Ali Riza Isn't Paul Wolfowitz's 'Special Lady', She's His Fuckin' Lady Friend, Man
Hopefully the Last White House Correspondents' Dinner Post
Laurie David: Making Karl Rove Look Good Since 2007
North Dakota Opts Out of Future Dystopia
WHCD Roundup: You Didn't Have to Be There
Nancy Pelosi: Racist, Sexist Monster
WHCD Reception Photos Are Here! Wake the Kids!
'Times' Criticizes Fucking and Drugs Administration
Crazy People Make Stand Against Crazy Person
BREAKING: Rich Little Not Funny 23 Years Ago
Daily Briefing: Ought to Pasture
Rudy's Plunger Rape Pics Now Password Protected
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WHCD: We'll Be There So You Don't Have To
World Bank Board 'Very Concerned,' Glad No One's Paying Attention Anymore
NRA Takes Aim at Sea Monsters, Jews
Wonk'd: Ruts Are Deeper Than Graves
Gossip Roundup: Old Person Retires
Bob Barr Officially Better Than Ann Coulter
Cartoon Violence Geniet Van Lerend Over Andere Culturen
President McCain Begs Nation to Laugh at His Jokes
To Do: In Case You Can't Get Into Hitch's House
Controversial Imus to be Replaced With Uncontroversial Republican Skinhead
As Vote for New President Nears, Democracy Disappoints Americans
If You Are a Republican Congressman, the FBI Would Like a Word With You
Are You There, God? It's Me, Some Asshole.
Nation Unsubscribes from ParkRidge47's YouTube Feed
Wonkette Sponsors Are Openly Hipsters
Chuck Hagel to Open Small Chain of Shoe Stores With Ned Lamont
McCain to Launch Presidential Campaign, Give You Diarrhea
Ken Layne Rips Off Latex Mask, Reveals 25-Year Old Libertarian
America's Favorite Shitty Singer to Attend WHCA Dinner
Happy American Terrorists Attacked the Military Day!
Rumors On The Internets: Viva La Manassas
Bush Shuts Up, Makes News In Dayton
When All Else Fails, Hire a Wonkette Reader!
Brief Hope For DC Democracy To Be Vetoed By Bush
Senate Told It's Time To Reinstate Military Draft
The Senile-Dementia Comedic Stylings of WALNUTS!
CNN Maybe Doesn't Really Believe Gonzo's Lies
Happy Birthday To America's Greatest Newspaper!
Asshole General Takes the Stand
Metro Section: Wine, Beef, Cops & Cannons
Doolittle Raid Causes Journalists to Fall Into Hole in Time-Space Continuum
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Wonkette Benefit Crash: Russian Orphan Benefit
Let's Intentionally Destroy the 2008 Election!
'I Met Wolf Blitzer At the Big Massacre!'
Ask a Lobbyist: Define 'Fraud'
Toddlers Bravely Protect 2nd Amendment Freedoms
SCOTUS Declares Your Uterus Unconstitutional
Evil Korean Also Democrat, Communist, Terrorist
Barry Hussein Obama Also Joining Mexican Terrorists
160 Killed In Terrible Massacre
MySpace Stretches Definitions of "Cool," "New"
BlackBerrys Silenced, Washington in a Panic
Daily Briefing: Smaller Tragedies
Rumors On The Internets: Cow, Tao
John Derbyshire: Last Action Hero
John Edwards Twice as Gay as Bill Clinton
Wonkette Party Crash: Fashion for Paws
Secret Service Agents Shoot Each Other At White House
'Well, I Was Gonna Impeach Cheney ...'
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60,000 Guys Standing Around Uncomfortably
Political World To Take Rest of Week Off
Jenna's Book About Country Her Grandfather Destroyed
Bloggers Finally Affect Democracy
Barry Hussein Obama Also Pro-Sodomy!
Cheney Transported Inside Aluminum Casket
John McCain's Secret Plan to End the War
Daily Briefing: Weapons of Mass Destruction
Rumors On The Internets: Assonance
2008: Year of the Kucinich Revolution
Sour Grapes From Award-Losing AP Copy Ed
DC Emancipation Day: Not Even Trying
Stop Bugging Craig Crawford About Don Imus
Tommy Thompson: 'Nothing Wrong With Money-Loving Jews!'
The Most DY-NO-MITE Picture Even Taken
31% of Americans Have No Idea Who's Running the Country
Oh Hey, Is There Some Sort of Party Going on This Weekend?
To Do: That Special Combination of Grace, Wit and Style
David Brooks Swears Very, Very Quietly
Jesus-Loving U.S. Attorney Also Loves Examining Her Flaws
Gossip Roundup: Softball Torture
2008: The Campaign Without Teenagers
Bitter Careerist Theater Continues
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Wolfowitz Meltdown to Provide Another Week of Entertainment
Daily Briefing: Resignation Week
Wonkette's Week in Review: News and Jokes
Rumors On The Internets: Karl's Password is 1-2-3-4-5
Metro Section: Appropriately Grim
Andrew Sullivan Shocker: 'South Park' Actually a Cartoon!
And So, 'Ho Week' Comes to an End
Everybody Will Be Fired For Saying Something
Wonk'd: Shiny-Haired Media Whores
Feel the Terror of FRIDAY the 13th!!!
Everything in Country to be Named After Reagan, Bush
Cheney Now Hunting From the Skies
'Shock & Awe' Man On DC Madam's List
Gossip Roundup: Wild, Wild Life
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Wonkette Sponsors Demand Everyone's Resignation
Tucker: The Man and His Dream of Being Gene Rayburn
Are You Talkin' to Joe Klein? You Talkin' to Joe Klein?
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Senate Subcommittee on Cuteness of Dogs Holds Hearing
Daily Briefing: Empty the Trash
Rumors On The Internets: Face The Music
Proper Sex Ed Being Taught Only in Overseas Embassies
House Hispanic Caucus Running Low on Saucy, No-Nonsense Congresswomen
World Bank Meeting Becomes Scene From "Logan's Run"
Perino: Our Only Crime Is Being Too Ethical
SVEN K UPDATE: DON IMUS LAST SURVIVOR OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS APOCALYPSE
Exclusive: Pissed-Off World Bank Employees Write Letters
Horse Stuck In Mud, NEVER FORGET!
GW Students Crushed by Crappy Commencement Speaker
Job Opportunity For Walnuts! ... Iraqi Tourism Director!
John Edwards Has a Crappy New 'Second Life' HQ
Moonie Times Runs Ad About Nappy-Headed Zionists
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Wolfowitz Corrupt, Incompetent, In No Danger of Losing His Job
Hello, Babies, and Good-bye to Kurt Vonnegut
Rumors On The Internets: Underboss of This Holocaust
Troops to Require Additional Three Months of Support
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US Officials Shocked That Other Officials Are Slightly Richer
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Rudy Wrong On Grocery Prices, Exactly Right On Tampax Prices
The Greatest Presidential Candidate Blog Post EVER
Rudy Giuliani: Stupid or Senile?
Washington Post Gives Up, Becomes Video Blog
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Meet the White House Easter Bunny
Iran Producing Books, DVDs & Action Figures of British Sailors
Jack Abramoff to Get Early Release, Hunt Down and Kill Gary Cooper
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House Committee On War Propaganda To Pick At National Scabs
Long National Nightmare Finally Getting Good Again: Gonzo Subpoenaed!
He Stood Sweating By the Pool, Holding Condi's Towel ...
You Ladies Have Some Catching Up To Do
Gonzo Forcing US Attorneys to Make Coffee, Pick Up his Laundry
Vanity Fair Sure to End in Tears, Scars
Daily Briefing: Tyrannosaurus Mex
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Rumors On The Internets: Also A Client
Sacrifice a Child for Community Day
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Iran Attacks Los Angeles ... Oh, It's Just Opening Day At Dodger Stadium
Fox Dem Debate to Feature Only Biden, Richardson, Hannity
George W. Bush Makes His Own Car Bomb
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Gonzales' Top Gal's Web Secrets Revealed!
Wolfowitz Pays Arab Gal $200,000 Per Year To Fuck Him
Red Chinese Commie Labor Camp ... In Washington!
Be Tom Tancredo's Low-Wage Media-Relations Mexican!
Boozy Solipsist Baffled, Alarmed by YouTube
Happy Anniversary, Liberated Baghdad!
Daily Briefing: Hangin' In A Chow Line
Wonkette's Week in Review: Gotta Serve Somebody
Rumors On The Internets: Katie Would've Known Better
Jesus' Easter Revenge on Virginia: Snow
Geraldo Finds the Only Person in the World Who Makes Him Seem Reasonable
Metro Section: Thumbs Way Down
Wonk'd: Washington, We Have a Problem
Jesus-Loving Boy Scouts Defeat ACLU!
Long-Haired Boy Rove Just As Evil In 1972
Chertoff Promises War On England
Cartoon Violence Sees Shades Of Grey
Bin Laden & Saddam Really Were Connected ... At Bush's Bank
New U.S. Attorney Is a Bible-Spewing Teenager
Breaking: You Were Right, They Were Wrong, Again
Daily Briefing: Josh Bolten & Adam The Kid
FRIST: Honoring the World's Worst Commenters
Rumors On The Internets: Human Services
DC Residents, Soul Asylum Urge Hoyer to Support Runaway Train Bill
Romney Scandal: Candidate Has Never Even Shot a Lawyer
Meet Your State's Crappy Easter Egg!
Meet the Newt Gingrich of Eagles
Obama Shocker: Long-Haired Barry Is American Idol
Deadly Boredom Fumes Clear Senate Office Building
Crackhead Teen Butterstick Now Living On Streets
We Will Never Forgive John Dickerson for This Mental Image
This National Review Cruise Is Sounding Better All the Time
Bush I, King of Peace to Reunite for One Last Show
Learn Spanish the Damage Control Way with Newt
Daily Briefing: Oh, Ate Too Much
Now Why Would a 40-Year-Old Intern Ever Do This to His Employer?
BREAKING: PAUL WOLFOWITZ NOT SINGLE
The Most Exciting Two Minutes of Washington Times White House Correspondent Joe Curl's Life
13 Slick Dudes, 1 Midget Lesbian & 1 Babushka
President Cheney to Rule for 4 Evil Android Years, 10,000 Hu-Man Years
Happy Good Friday! U.S. Attack On Iran Just One Day Away
McCain's Baghdad Market Photo-Op Kills 21 People
Four Hippies Toss Birkenstocks At Karl Rove's Car
Shrubbery Shocker: Cheney's Just Hiding Bush's Remote
The C-Word: Say It and You're Out of the Race
Brian Ross & His Prop Phone Take Wonkette's Peabody Award
Michele Bachmann on the Road to Harrisdom
Daily Briefing: Springtime For Mittler
GOP Stooges Now Claim Sleestak-Rove-Coptix Picture Is Fake
Adios Walnuts? 'Chastened' McCain Wants a Do-Over
About That Karl Rove Picture, With the Sleestaks ...
Metro Section: Lead, Murder and Collar Poppin' Daddies
CNN's American Tragedy: O'Brien Firing Ends in Bloodshed
Romney Deathwatch: Mitt's Campaign Soon to be Partying With Jesus on Planet Heaven
Rumors On The Internets: Drop The Ball
Cheney's Life In the Bush of Ghosts
Dick Cheney Coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE
Gossip Roundup: Brunch Madness
And They Were All Eaten By Polar Bears, The End
Hotty McRedhead Quits White House, Still Lies About Iraq
The Corner Supports Most of the Troops!
Lone MySpace Nut Ruins Barry Hussein's Campaign
Icy Sexpot Dana Perino Makes a Funny!
Mormons to Cheney: Even We Hate You Now
Next Year's Primaries to be Slightly Drunker Than Usual
Daily Briefing: Climb, Mate, Change, and Go Home
Metro Section: Bourgeoisie Hell
WaPo.com: Fuck You, You Love the Redesign
Rumors On The Internets: Doesn't Match The Drapes
Another Psychotic To Lose GOP Nomination
Oh WALNUTS! McCain's Henchmen Spread Dirty Lie About CNN Reporter
Cherry Blossom Pictures, Because You Live Here and Didn't Bother to Go
This Picture of Karl Rove IS A CRIME SCENE!
Gossip Roundup: La AUDACIA de la ESPERANZA
Kissinger Tapes Reveal We Are Still Living In 1972
Bush Impeached! (In This One Guy's Mind)
"DOG-KILLER-MARRIER" to be Added to Stock Rudy Description
Obama Clearly Not Ugly Enough To Raise Big Money
Stephanopouloses Still Overcompensating for Something Daily
Lamar Alexander: We're on the Eve of Disctruction
Other Thompson Also Running For President
Daily Briefing: Delivery Of The Sphere
Wonkette's Week in Review: XXX: The Suffix and the Vitamin Water
Rumors On The Internets: It's Great With Pity
Metro Section: Competition, Looting and Romance
Second Life Also Destroys the Environment!
Michelle Malkin Sex-Fantasy Shocker: 'I'm An Anonymous White Man'
Wonk'd: A Soft, Moist, Shapeless Mass of Matter
Gossip Roundup: Lou Dobbs, Protectionist
To Do: Saturday Looks Good To Me
Heckuva Job, Mappie: Google Disappears Post-Katrina Map Pix
Al Makes It Official: He's In It & He's In It To Win
World Net Daily Really Rooting For Nuclear War
China Taking Our Jobs, Killing Our Pets
Cartoon Violence Will Smash Your Web Of Lies To Bits
Wonkette Sponsors Are Not Dropping Out of the Race
Today's Krauthammer Column Inspired by Little Green Alien Only He Can See
French Politics in Second Life Exactly the Same as French Politics in Real Life
Daily Briefing: Pleased To Repeat It
Rumors On the Internets: Turn and Face the Strain
Metro Section: Liquidstigation
Al Gore to Announce Secret Plan to End Iraq War
Fareed Zakaria: Most Extreme Creationist Ever
McCain Was Talking About the Second Life Version of Iraq
Dear President Ahmadinejad: Please Kidnap Kyra Phillips
War Weary Nation Begs John Kerry To Shut Up
DC's Rock & Roll Hotel Competely Haunted by Dead People
Not Even Saudi King Will Touch Dubya Now
Karl Rove Cracks Himself Up Mocking Black People
Broder Shocker: Presidents Reluctant to Fire Appointees
Fred Thompson's Residuals Threatened by Possible Pres Run
Your Monthly Unsubstantiated Republican Outing
Daily Briefing: A Man Who Swears He's Not to Blame
Metro Section: Freedom Rock Chat
Paranoid Crazy Person Head of GSA
Rumors On The Internets: The Brash and the Nebbish
Bush Administration Has Double-Secret Private Communication System
Wonkette Party Crash: 'The Week' Magazine Opinion Awards '07
Gossip Roundup: Oyster Easter Queen
James Dobson: 'Fred Thompson Worships Satan'
Bill Richardson Threatens 'Nuclear 9/11' & Al Gore's Life
Ask a Lobbyist: Sheen is Believing
San Francisco Bans Plastic Bags & Republicans
Jim Webb Will Shoot You On Sight With His Unregistered Pistol
Vilsack Takes Dive, Makes Bank
Hero Cops Taser, Arrest Dick Cheney
World War III Proceeding Apace
Daily Briefing: These Colors Run
Rumors On The Internets: 180 Seconds In Heaven
Only Obama Can Save Us From Law & Order Guy
TIME Joins Newsweek In Mocking America's Idiocy
Gossip Roundup: Taco Salad Days
Alberto Gonzales' Gay-Teen-Sex Cover-Up Shocker!
Wonkette Party Crash: Radicals for Capitalism Book Party
Hey Everybody, Here's a Rumor About Laura Bush!
Dear WALNUTS! ... THNX 4 DA AD
2008 Shocker: Giuliani Supporters Don't Love Hillary!
Breaking: Clintons to Snub Tony Snow
LA Times Offered $$$ Guest-Editor Spots To Rumsfeld, Nixon & Saddam
Rumors On The Internets: The Admirals Orientation Booklet Musclebound Specimen Said
John Edwards Shocking Claim: 'Clintons Won't Wish Us Well!'
Metro Section: How Easy Is Your Intern?
Duncan Hunter's Son Duncan Hunter Now Just Doing His Dad's Work For Him
Democrats Now Stalking America
UPDATE: Jim Webb's Gun-Toting Staffer Also a Marine & Will Kill Us All
Moonie Times Wins For Best Government Reporting!
BREAKING: JIM WEBB HIMSELF ACTUALLY ARRESTED!
Guess Who Hates the Troops? Oh, WALNUTS!
Scumbag Smithsonian Chief Resigns!
Republican Family Values: Fred Thompson's Trophy Wife
STAFFER ARRESTED IN WEBB GUN SCANDAL (MAYBE)
Lou Dobbs Has So Many Anti-Mexican Superpowers
Loser Who Dropped Out Praises Own Determination
Hot Alaska Guv Actually Just a Snow Dwarf
Bloomberg Probably Running For President, Unless He's Not
Daily Briefing: Don't Tell Mom
Wonkette's Week in Review: Keep On Truckin'
Comics Curmudgeon To Return To Poorly Drawn Fantasy Land
'Presumption of Criminality' Kept Bush, Cheney From 9/11 Testimony
Rumors On The Internets: Born For Porn
Gossip Roundup: And His Website Has "Benformation," We Swear To God
Metro Section: Cutting Edge Visual Stylings
Cartoon Violence Wants More Violence
Wonkette Sponsors Didn't Screw Steve Griles
White House Prop Masters Getting Desperate
Tom Tancredo Is Completely Crazy
Tony Snow Tries Stealing Elizabeth Edwards' Thunder
Wonk'd: Down The Road And Back Again
Homeland Security Bureaucrats Moving To Lunatic Asylum
America Tells Terrorists: 'We Give Up!'
Michele Bachmann's Other Fan Writes a Letter
Surprise! D.C.'s New Voting Representative Is A White Republican
To Do: Battles, Miss Manners, or Clinton's Dorm Room
Viral "1984" Videos: Oh, They Get Worse
Obama Won't Buy Hobo Buddy A Sammich!
CIA: Couldn't Prevent 9/11, But Great With Spirit Gum
Daily Briefing: Disturbing Disguises
'Oh No, I'm Being Attacked By a Space Monster'
Senate Historians Think Everything's Funny When They're High
Rumors On the Internets: First Prize Is One Week In DC, Second Prize Is Two Weeks
'I Bet Some of Rudy's Ex-Wives Have Cancer'
Tony Snow Has Not Had a Good Year
Metro Section: Punk's Not Dead
We Get Letters: Pink Floyd, Nazis, Clinton & the CIA
EXCLUSIVE PICTURE: First Godless, Then Faceless, Now Nameless And Dateless
Washed-Up Whoremonger To Lend Credibility To YouTube Nut
Wonkette Party Crash: Hotline Says Good-bye To Chuck Todd
Gossip Roundup: Agent Of A Foreign Principal
BREAKING ... GUY WHO LIKES OBAMA MADE PRO-OBAMA VIDEO
Magic Of Internet Streaming Video Allows For Queasy, Uncomfortable Live-Blogging After All
Hey Ladies! Hateful Warmonger Now Single, Ready To "Doctor" Your "Intelligence"
Sexy Latino Bush Heads Out To Sea
Beware, Conservatives! Fred Thompson Is a 'Neocon Globalist'
Rumors On The Internets: Bangin' in Little Rock
Metro Section: We Shall All Be Healed
America Prepares for War On Mordor
ABC's The Note Loses Top White House Fellator
GOP Banking On America's Furryphobia
DC Metro To Lose Iconic Filthy Frayed Moldy Carpet
White House Threatens Democracy With Veto
John Kerry Figures Out a Way To Ruin Basketball, Too
Gossip Roundup: Red-Hot Murphy-On-Murphy Action
Ask A Lobbyist: Portrait Of The Lobbyist As A Big-Haired Young Woman
To Do: Heyday, Yorn, or the Persian New Year
Desperate George Allen Accepts Part-Time Work
YouTube To Set Campaign Ad Production Values Back Decades
Daily Briefing: Do You Want To Permanently Delete?
Rumors On The Internets: More Lying Facists Where He Came From
Liveblogging Bush's 5:45 P.M. Announcement of Something
Tom Tancredo Wants Alberto Gonzales Deported
Newt's Five Reasons To Be Hopeful About the Future
Have You Ever Looked At Dana Milbank? We Mean, Really Looked At Dana Milbank?
Mission Accomplished! Iraq No Longer World's Shittiest Place To Live
Gossip Roundup: Wolf Blitzer Makes Ultimate Sacrifice
Wonkette Party Crash: MOCA DC's Erotica 2007
R2D2 Smuggling Death Star Plans From White House
Mrs. Milbank At the Post Will Be Furious
And Here's Bill Richardson, the Flying Mexican
BREAKING ... CHENEY BACK IN HOSPITAL
To Do: Francophonie, Vietnam, or Heroin
BREAKING: Bush Offers Gonzales His Support; Gonzales Clearly Doomed
Brits Have Much To Teach Us About Prostitution-Related Political Scandals
Irresponsible Uninformed Speculation: OMG SEXIEST CABINET SECRETARY EVER
Mary Worth Update: Momentum For VICTORY
Daily Briefing: Showcase Showdown
Rumors On The Internets: Pale In Comparison
Metro Section: Functionally Alliterative
GOP Readies Unstoppable Thompson-Thompson Ticket For 2008
Washington Guessing Game: Someone's Beautiful Launderette
Beatnik Comic Michael Alan Weiner Considers 2008 Run
Gossip Roundup: First Daughter
Mitt Romney Vows To Lead Worldwide Revolution
Bill Richardson Loses Weight, Wears Stupid Cowboy Necklace
Brer Walnuts Gwine Larn Dat Tar Baby
Proof: 60 Percent Of House Of Representatives Crazier Than Ted Kennedy
Michele Bachmann's E-Mail Strategy Really Works!
FOUR MORE YEARS! Liveblogging Bush's Greatest Speech
Terrifying Run-Up To WWIII Provides Opportunity For Dick Joke
Lonely WALNUTS! Blames Friendless State On Technical Glitch Rather Than Personality
Comics Curmudgeon Returns To Save Washington From Itself
Daily Briefing: Federal Persecutors
Wonkette's Week in Review: There's a Bloggie in Our Diaper!
WALNUTS! McCain Is a Battlestar TeeVee Space Monster!
Voices From the Heartland Show Love For WALNUTS! McCain
Rumors On The Internets: Tenacious AG, The Dick of Destiny
Metro Section: You'd Muder if You Worked for AOL, Too
Brazilian Protest Gal's Incredible True Story!
MSM Refuses to Report on Plame Trannie
Lovable Cheney Cheered by Happy Crowd
To Do: Housey Keyboard Accents
Wonk'd: Rudy Will Sign Buttcheeks If You Just Ask Nicely
Happy Fourth Birthday, Iraq War!
Washington Bureaucrats: Dumb as a Box of Hair
Ken Starr Hates Jesus, Free Speech and Bong Hits
Cartoon Violence Presents: The Way Things Oughta Be
Wonkette Sponsors Invite You to Climb Aboard
Everyone's Sick of Riding the WALNUTS Express
Daily Briefing: Nights and Responsibilities
Rumors On The Internets: Love Hate, Hate Everything Else
Georgians Apparently Not Proud of Their Best Export Since The B-52's
To Do: James Dobson, Nude Models and Manischewitz
Eternal Sunshine of the Hopeless Candidate
John McCain Endorses George Allen
Useless Mailboxes Disguised As Helpful Robot Friends
A Treasury of Brazilian Anti-Bush Protest Pix
Metro Section: Cheese Fetish, Turban Fetish, Tired Attempts at Humor Through Misogyny Fetish
California OKs Feb. 5 Primary; New Hampshire Primary Tomorrow
Cheney Picnic Sites Discovered In DC, Maryland
Lieberman & Chertoff Will Bravely Destroy Internet
Patrick Leahy Has a Looooong Memory
Two Now Powerless Has-Beens Yelling at Each Other in Books
Khalid Shaikh Mohammed Confesses to Everything Ever
Metro Section: Food, Money and 90s Celebrities
Hugo Chavez Funding Rudy Giuliani's Campaign
Rumors On the Internets: When You Reach Rant Bottom
John Sununu: Fire Alberto Gonzales
Revealed: Wonkette's Plan To Make You All Scientologists
To Do: Murder, Rumsfeld and Regional Differences
From the Inbox: A Letter for Michele
Jesus-Loving Americans Totally Ignorant of Jesus, Religion
Tim Johnson Assures Us He's Still Running Cuba
Democrats Decide They Need To Keep Gitmo Open
Mouth-Breathing Racist Cop Latest To Call Rep. Keith Ellison a Terrorist
Happy South American Wedding Engagement, Jenna!
Hillary's "Fuck You '07" Tour A Resounding Success
Senate to Fail to Pass Bill Politely Asking Pres to Give a Shit About Bill They Couldn't Pass
Nobody Likes Gonzales Anymore, Even Though He Said He Was Kinda Sorry
Daily Briefing: Eyes Roll, Heads Fine
Metro Section: Death, Coffee and Guns
America On the Brink: Dollar Coin Found WITH NO FACE
Markets Continue Their Death Rattle
Bush Thrilled by Exotic Foreign Foods, Very Concept of Eating
Rumors On the Internets: Odds Are Good, But the Goods Are Odd
Alberto Gonzales Is a Blockhead
McCain Calls for Escalation of March Madness
OBAMA WINS ... Internet Website Comparison Test
Whoremongers Relieved; DC Madam Won't Sell Client List
BREAKING: ALBERTO GONZALES LIVES TO JUSTIFY ATROCITIES ANOTHER DAY
BREAKING: GONZO DOESN'T QUIT, TELLS AMERICA TO FUCK OFF, DIE
George H.W. Bush, Live On Stage In Los Angeles!
Harriet Miers Is Really Happy About Gonzo's Troubles
Fight Them Over There So We Won't Have To Fight Them Over Here
First Thing Harriet Miers Recommended, Let's Fire All the Lawyers
No Homophone Escapes Dana Milbank's Eagle Eye
Daily Briefing: Lists, Fists, Mist
Rumors On The Internets: Attention Pleas
Metro Section: Best Minds of Our Generation
Buy Dick Cheney a Burger, Get Your Name on an NSA Watchlist For No Additional Cost
Some Terrorists Are Blondes, World Stunned
Dick Morris Is/Isn't DC Madam Client, Still a Dick
Nobody Right-Wing Senator Endorses Rudy's War On Fetuses
Goddamned Atheist Snuck Into Congress (In 1973)
To Do: You Can Repair Yourself
Gossip Roundup: Smoking With the Boys Upstairs
McCain Running For President of Death Star
OMFG Wonkette Wins the Bloggie!
Wonkette Party Crash: Hirshhorn Museum 'After Hours'
So That's What Bush Is Doing In South America ...
S&M Ambassador Found Naked, Drunk, Bound
HEY GUYS CHUCK HAGEL'S GONNA SAY SOMETHING
Obama to Iowa: Do You Like Me? Circle One Y/N
Daily Briefing: Marching Power
Wonkette's Week in Review: Innocence Lost
Rumors On The Internets: Get Naked and Rub
Anti-Bush Protesters Protest George W. Bush Visit
WALNUTS McCain Tutored by ... Kissinger
Guns, Horses, to be Introduced to DC
Rove: Obama's Articulate, So He Can't Be President
South Americans Welcome George W. Bush ... With Style!
Howard Kurtz Plagued By Dirty Thoughts About Ann Coulter
Mayan Priests To Cleanse Ancient Temple After Bush Visit
Cartoon Violence Has Stared Into The Abyss
To Do: Have a Very Ian Weekend
Wonkette Sponsors are Withdrawing Really Soon, They Promise
Daily Briefing: Pride Only Hurts
Rumors On The Internets: Pollock and Pot Luck
Literary Libby: Remembering Scooter's Bestiality Book
The Wit & Wisdom of Chuck Hagel
Gossip Roundup: Can't Start a Fire
Pulitzer Finalists: A Bunch of Three-Part Articles Nobody Read
And Then He Divorced Her & Abandoned the Children ...
Cheney: 'The Administration's Enemy Within'
Our Advice: Convince Him to Run For President
Novak: Ha ha ha ha ha, I Got Off Scot-Free
Scooter Libby: The Final Nail in Journalism's Coffin
Barry Obama: Unsafe At Any Speed, Especially "Parked"
Rumors On The Internets: The Answer Is Always 'C'
BREAKING: BUSH MAYBE WON'T PARDON LIBBY
Hillary & Walter Cronkite Will Jointly Rule the Earth
David Gergen Is Mentally Retarded
Spend Only Genuine Godless Coins on Your Satanic Vending Machine Fare
Comic Book Version of America Dies, Too
State Dept. Stands Up For Rich British Comedian's Human Rights
Vampire Killer Ends Milosevic's Political Career
To Do: Drinking, Crying or the French Revolution
Ask a Lobbyist: The Five Members You Meet in Seven Minutes in Heaven
We Will Not Rest Until Scooter is Free
Daily Briefing: Do Not Pass Go
Poppy Bush Denies Groping TV Performer's Ass
Rumors On The Internets: Scooter's Behymen
The Scooter Libby Trial's Real Winner
Pentagon Introduces New Vomit Ray
What Happens When You Send Us a Friendly Email Inviting Wonkette to Join 'Second Life'
Jenna Bush To Solve AIDS & Poverty & Holocaust
EXCLUSIVE LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO: What Will Happen to Scooter?
Silly Foreigners Think Cheney's Human
Another Putin Critic Shot ... In Suburban Maryland
Gossip Roundup: Tancredo and the Bandit
How Long Will Scooter Libby's Unjust Imprisonment Drag On?
We're Number Three! USA USA USA!
No One Wants to Work for Senator Too-Crazy-to-be-President
Once Again, New Media Blows the MSM Out of the Water
Madeleine Albright's Disembodied Head to Haunt Your Beer Runs
Daily Briefing: No Leg To Stand On
George F. Will, Libtard, Calls Ann Coulter 'Him'
George Soros Buys 2 Million Shares of Halliburton
Rumors On The Internets: 69 Degrees
ECONOMY TO COLLAPSE FURTHER AT NEWS OF ANOTHER CHENEY BRUSH WITH DEATH
Edwards HQ Cyber-Vandals: Non-Partisan Pranksters
Wonkette Operative Special Mission: Be Michele Bachmann's Intern!
Hillary Attempts to Join Cast of 'Designing Women' Two Decades Too Late
WashTimes Teaches Rudy Important Lesson on Tolerance
To Do: Journos, Germans or Jargon
'08 Candidates Fight Over Minority Body Parts
Hollywood Values: Cops Force Infertility Shots On Young Girls
Another Political Commentator Says Something Provocative!
Next On CNN: Coulter's Withered Tits
Daily Briefing: Must Try Harder
Wonkette's Week in Review: Hello Pander Bears
Rumors On The Internets: The Enemy of My Enemy Is a Rat Bastard
Ann Coulter Says Something Provokizzzzzzzzzz
Secretary of the Army Brought To Justice
McCain Even Crazier About this WALNUTS! Thing Than We Are
Wonk'd: Irrelevancy Interrupted
Rats Seize G-Town Burger Hut From Redskins' Owner
Tony Snow: America's Greatest White House Press Secretary
WALNUTS! Promises Eternal War & Fed Control of Everything
Nagin Lunches With Bush, Promptly Sues Federal Government
Feces-Spewing Obscenity Sickens 150 Hotel Guests
Cheney To China: 'Open Your Underwear, Let Me See What's Inside'
Gossip Roundup: The Boys on the Bench
Cartoon Violence Likes One Thing About Six Cartoons
Wonkette Sponsors Are Breaching Your Security
TSA Heroically Prevents Al Gore Hijacking Attempt
BREAKING: Obama's Ancestors Enslaved Sharpton Family
Daily Briefing: No Justice, No Peace
John Edwards' Sad, Lonely Cyberworld
Rumors On The Internets: Too Bad Dick Cheney Didn't Get Blowed Up The Other Day
BREAKING: RICK SANTORUM'S CRYING DAUGHTER TO HOST LATE-NIGHT FOX SHOW
Wonkette Party Crash: Michael Musto's Book Party
Boston Shuts Down Again, Over Terrorist Traffic-Counter Box
Doug Feith's Stupidest Fucking Website on the Internet
Wash 'Times' Continues to Lead the Pack in Hilariously Unprofessional Behavior, General Nuttiness
To Do: Fashion, Fascism, Riesling
'Why I Hate Blacks' Column Causes Controversy
Meet America's Newest Loser Presidential Candidate!
Bob Ney Says Goodbye to His Friends in Low Places
WP Not Sure How Much You Should be Panicking Right Now
Administration Almost Admits to Lying About NK, Heavens Open Up and Prepare to Swallow Earth
Oh, WALNUTS! McCain Announces, On Letterman Show
BBC, CNN Employ Magical Psychic News Announcers
Rumors On The Internets: Push Up Those Daisies, Push 'Um Up Harder!
Obama's Facebook Outrage: No New Friends!
Washington Post Losing Ads, Circulation, Income, Everything
Laura Bush Slightly Misunderestimates Iraq Attacks
GOP Sex Scandal Cover-Up Would Be Huge, But It's In Missouri
To Do: The Civil War or the White House Chef
Even When Your Cell Phone's Off, the Feds Are Listening
Senior Administration Official Guessing Game: The Only Hint Was a Faint Smell of Sulphur
A Blogger's Confession: My Bad
Rumors On The Internets: Always Robin, Never Batman
FOX Reports: Everything's Been Fine in Iraq Since December!
Metro Section: Few More Reasons to Leave Washington
Radio Shack Behind Iraq Attacks
Black Tuesday to Ensure Third Bush Term
So That's Why Cheney Won't Return To America ...
Cheney's Back-Up Baby Cellar Busted by Cops
Here's a Roll Call Story About Congress: MUST CREDIT ABC NEWS
Cheney Also Ruining Stock Market
Zombie European Politicians Feast On Human Brains
Wonkette Will Totally Win This NRA Essay Contest
Document: Mitt Romney Hates France, Self
Joe Lieberman a Reliable Democrat on Everything but One Little Quagmire
Assassination Attempt Inspires Cheney's First Near-Smile in Years
Daily Briefing: Bombs Over Bagram
Rumors On The Internets: Edit This!
Metro Section: Isn't Life Juicy?
Gore Also Using More Toilet Paper Than Most Americans
Scott v. Harris Most Thrilling, Chilling SCOTUS Case Since The People v. Mad Max
Quantico's War On Virginia Garage Doors
Jimmy Carter Targeted By Bush 41's Bizarre UFO Scam
Vilsack Short Bus Screeches To a Halt
Fox News Attacks 'Iraq Snobs' For Supporting the Troops
Scooter Jury Down To 11, Mistrial Avoided ... For Now
Requiem For Wolf Blitzer's Dignity
Al Gore Wins Oscar, Promptly Agrees to Star in "Snow Dogs 2: An Inconvenient Pooch"
Wonkette's Week in Review: Building Toward the Climax
Rumors On The Internets: Not Heaven, Not Iowa Either
Finally Cementing Its Utter Irrelevance, 'New Republic' Now Owned by Canadians
Fox News Launches Another Comedy Show, Starring Michelle Malkin
BREAKING: DOES OBAMA HAVE AN ISLAMIST HAIRCUT?
New Radiation Logo Actually Warns Of Space Monsters
Metro Section: Linkin, Blinkin and Nod
To Do: Free Popcorn, Free Booze, Free Death Knell
Wonk'd: Crispy Twister Sandwich is Its Own Happy Ending
Bush Would Be Popular If Not For Secular Hollywood & Your Father
Wonkette Party Crash: Washington Life's The Young and the Guest List
Michele Bachmann Knows Secret U.S. Surrender Plan For Iraq
We Gave Vilsack 'Buzz' & He Still Bailed
Cartoon Violence Demands Answers
Wonkette Sponsors Want You to Take a Survey and Win a Contest
VILSACK TO DROP OUT OF RACE, TAKE CONTROL VIA VIOLENT COUP INSTEAD
Rice Warns Chimps They Risk Further Sanctions
Daily Briefing: Circuit's dead, There's Something Wrong
Rumors On The Internets: Opportunity Cocks
Metro Section: Smart People Writing Well, Free Chili & Secret Sushi
ABC Apparently Under Mistaken Impression There is Justice in This World
Cheney Pool Report Orgy Revealed to Be Usual Circle Jerk Session
Mike Huckabee Reenacts His Favorite Scene from 'Miller's Crossing'
Sam Brownback Gives Himself an Even Goofier Name
Hottest-Ever Bush Is Weird, Helps Poor
Lieberman Always Plotting Against Us
Conservapedia Already Ravaged by Libtards
Great Schism of '07: Late Night Shots Locks Undesirables In Open Forum
Everything Is Biased Against Conservatives
To Do: Or, Say Goodbye to 'The O.C.'
Terror Porn Fantasy Puts WALNUTS! McCain In the White House
Ask a Lobbyist: Who Left All This Garbage on the Steps of Congress?
Revealed: The Single Dorkiest Shirt Ever
Barry Hussein Obama: Marxist Terrorist?
White House Press Corps/VPOTUS Orgy Alluded to in Pool Report
John McCain Hates Donald Rumsfeld Sooooo Much
Daily Briefing: Sticks and Stoners
Rumors On The Internets: No Less Than 1,478,000 Morons In America
Iran, US to Have Slumber Party
God Punishes France With Global Warming, Giant Hornets
Senate Nonbinding Resolution Forces Resignation ...
Sandy Berger Is a National Hero
Dem Forum Video ... But Not For You Commie Mac Users!
John Edwards Did NOT Say Anything Sorta Possibly Negative About Israel Bombing Iran
Victory In Iraq: New Oil Law Helps Needy Western Oil Companies
'Dancing With the Stars' Shuns Washington
Further Proof That Your Job Sucks
Daily Briefing: A Warm Place With No Memory
Rumors On The Internets: Don't Be Yourself
Metro Section: Ripe Female Flesh
Tony Blair Hates Our Freedoms, Pulling Troops From Iraq
How Terrorists Become Republican Senate Inner Circle Members
Tim Johnson Out of Hospital, Dick Cheney Weeps
AL GORE IS CAUSING GLOBAL WARMING, WHICH IS A MYTH, BUT IT'S STILL HIS FAULT
John Edwards Expresses Concern Over Israel-Iran War, Loses Nomination
It's Obama Vs. Ron Paul ... On MySpace
Juanita Millender-McDonald Is First Lunatic To Chair Committee
Asteroid Will Kill Everybody ... Except the Bushes, In Paraguay
Washington DC to Become Quaint Portrait of a Simpler Time, Also Drown
Why Everyone Will Lose in 2008
Daily Briefing: The Biggest Nuts
Obama Campaigns For L.A. Billionaire Money In L.A. Black Neighborhood
Rumors On The Internets: Then You Don't Go Killing All The Bees
Bush Finds Many Similarities Between George Washington & Himself
John McCain's Stripper Ex Soon to Be Available for Interviews
Gossip Roundup: Tiger in Your Tank
Bigshot GOP Contributor Charged With Funding Al Qaeda
Wonkette Party Crash: Garutachi Underwear Dance Night
Iraq War Caused by Saddam Dissing USA
Bush Wants To Make Romance In Bin Laden's Butt
Heavy Metal House of Representatives
While You Were Sleeping Honoring the Presidents
Wonkette's Week in Review: Wild Mardi Gras Saturday Senate Vote
Rumors On The Internets: Nevada To Die Under Mysterious Circumstances
John McCain's Terrifying New Website
Traitorous Hippies Pass Anti-American Resolution
Jim Gibbons: Probably Really Nevada's Governor, Definitely A Corrupt Scumbag
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Dan Gerstein Hates You, Blogger
We Will Not Let Tom Vilsack Forget Who He Is
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Cartoon Violence Thinks A Melody Is Like A Pretty Girl
To Do: Martin Garbus, English Country Dancing and the Chinese New Year
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Gay Hater Admonished On Proper Gay-Hating Techniques
Corrupt N.C. Legislator Stands Up Straight And Pleads Guilty
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Bono Now So Lame Even North Dakotans Spurn Him
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Rumors On The Internets: Honkers and Headlights
Virgil Goode, Passionate Defender of the Nickel
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Senate to Convene on Day You Have Off For First Time in History
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Al Franken Was Also Reponsible for "LateLine"
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Fake Governor Under Real Investigation
Barry Obama Urges Staff to Put Him Out of His Misery
To Do: Get Professional or Go To a House Show
Superhero Makes Sure Kids Stay In School
House Iraq Vote to Happen in the Middle of the Night With all the Lights Turned Off
U.S. Mint Banking On Americans' Love Of Dead White Men
Justice Kennedy: Give Us More Money Or You Can Interpret The God-Damned Constitution Yourself
Iran Possesses Deadly "Paint" Technology
Rudy Giuliani Will Run For President, He Guesses
Edwards To Pin Down Crucial Techno-Savvy Shut-In Vote
Rumsfeld Apparently Not Craziest Defense Secretary Ever
Daily Briefing: Obama Sucks, A-Rod Swallows
Kitty Has a Valentine For George Tenet
Rumors On The Internets: Bao-Chika Wow Wah
If Iraq Keeps Shooting Us, We'll Stop Mowing Their Lawn: Great Moments in House Rhetoric
Nevadans Soon To Enjoy Glorious, Somalia-Style Leaderless Anarchy
Terrorist Congressman Terrorizes Non-Terrorist Congressman
Justice Scalia's Daughter, Like Father, Danger to Self, Others
Sick, Corrupt Old Man Frolics Pantsless In Florida
MSM Conspiracy To Control All Information Collapses In Mutual Acrimony
To Do: "I Need Him Like the Axe Needs the Turkey."
Ask a Lobbyist: Lady Pelosi's Pearls
Dick Cheney + Sausage + Slow News Day = Hilarity
Ex-SNL Comedian To Blaze Trail For Future Congressman Joe Piscopo
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Obamamania To Destroy Democratic Party
Finally, a Protest Lazier Than Second Life's
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Another Half-Assed Liveblogging of Another Half-Assed Bush Press Conference
They Still Aren't Accepting War Criminals, So It's OK
DC SHOCKED BY FROZEN WATER, CLOUDS
Cunningham/Foggo/Wilkes Prostitupalooza 2003
Daily Briefing: The Hookers Are Still Available
Rumors On The Internets: An Intuitive Process
Indictments For Disgraced CIA No 3 & Defense Contractor
'Politico' Provides Wall-to-Wall 'Politico' Coverage
Dick Cheney Not Going to Be Forced to Flee the Country... Yet
U.S. Will Attack Iran, Austria, China and U.S.
To Do: Fishtails on the Beltway
ICY DEATH RAINS FROM THE SKY ONTO UNPREPARED WASHINGTON
Georgia Congressman Loses Cancer 'Debate'
DC Cop Has Had It With You Liberals
Gossip Roundup: Back Seat Driver
Army Brass Beg 24: 'Stop Torturing Everybody'
Al Qaeda: Bush Is a Dumb Drunky Drunk Liar!
Return of WatergateGate: Foggo to Be Indicted?
PHIL GINGREY SHAVED (MUST CREDIT WONKETTE)
Janis Karpinski Heckles, Tortures Lindsay Graham
Armitage to Woodward: "#*@(#$(&!"
McCain Just Following Romney Around the Country to Annoy Him
Iran President's Iraq Plan Remarkably Similar to Most '08 Dem Candidates'
Walnuts McCain Worries Iraq War Could Become Unpopular!
Rumors On The Internets: In The Heat Of Passion, Sometimes You Do
Tom Coburn Will Destroy These Iranian Collaborators
Salon: Barry Hussein Macaca Doesn't Know His Place
John Howard Even Gave His Child To Bush!
Bush Henchmen Scouting South America Again
Madame Speaker Needs a Toilet!
Gossip Roundup: Only the Lonely
When Obama's President, We're Bombing Australia
Press Releases We Wish We Hadn't Read: One in an Occasional Series
Clinton Still Under Fire for Count Chocula Pardon
The Midwest: It's All the Same to The Note
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Draft Kitty Harris for America!
International Small Arms Traffic Blues
Wonkette's Week in Review: Oh Time, Great Healer
Cigarettes Are Sad Because Barack Quit Smoking
Rumors On The Internets: Put 'Em On Da Marble Ceiling
'Somebody-somebody-somebody, an actress with a TV show...'
Identity Thieves to Prayer Breakfast Volunteers: Where's Your God Now?
Cartoon Network Head Takes Responsibility for Lite-Brite Attack, Steps Down
Metro Section: Just The Blades, Please
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Karl Rove's Son Won't Be Doing Mexican Work
Point of Order: Quit Eating Your Boogers!
To Do: Neither a Hotel, Nor...
Cartoon Violence Also Has A Day Boring Day Job That It Hates, So It Understands
Gore Will Wait For Dems To Destroy Themselves
Hollywood Still Loves You, Mark Foley
Bush Warns Obama of Assassination Plot
Wonkette Sponsors Will Never Forget
Undersecretary of Defense Did Nothing Wrong, Undersecretary of Defense Finds
Daily Briefing: Yawn and Stretch
National Day of Mourning For Anna Nicole Smith?
Rumors On The Internets: Sober Advice Is Really No Advice At All
Metro Section: Romancer Erector
Single Most Deluded Republican Staffer in DC Finally Found
Chuck Grassley Supports Sancho Panda in '08
Supreme Court Icon Anna Nicole Smith Drops Dead
BREAKING ... FITZ HAS RESTED HIS FREAKIN' CASE
Yay, Bush To Be Impeached ... By Republicans
To Do: Allow Not Nature More Than Nature Needs
Gossip Roundup: "Astronaut Love Triangle" Still Funny
Bushes Escaping To South America Next Month
Barry's World: 'Obamannouncement' On Saturday
Miss America Learns Not To Sleep With Gossip Columnists
Romney's Religion Not the Same Crazy B.S. Followed by Most Republicans
FBI Fighting the Real Enemy: Angry Teenagers
NY Rep Advocates Recruitment of Cunnilinguists
Chris Matthews Amuses, Confounds Us
Daily Briefing: Let the Eagles Drink More
Rumors On The Internets: Word Of the Day Is 'Screwed'
BREAKING: Lawmakers Upset About Working Half As Much as You
Tim Russert Makes Mafia-Gangland Deal With Fitzgerald
Miss America Has Lowered Her Sights
Council On Foreign Relations Also Sick of Iraq Occupation
$5.5 Billion (In Cash) Flown From DC To Iraq & Promptly 'Lost'
Bloggers: They're Just Like Us!
Rejoice, White America: KKK Makes a Comeback!
DC's Next Gay Liason Could Be Best City Appointment Ever
Congressional VD Policy: Quarantine
Daily Briefing: One Billy On Dollars
Bush to Take On Cold Weather, Winter to Last 4 Years
Rumors On The Internets: It's Truthilicious
Metro Section: Vampires, Vodka, Marion Barry
Barry Hussein Obama Switches To Nicorette
House to Pass Very Upset Letter to the Editor
Gossip Roundup: Fowler Language
"Senior World Bank Official" Goes a Little Wild Over Spring Break
U.S. Census Bureau Wants Its Shopping Carts Back
AstroNut Gal a Product of Maryland & DC
Teens Love Getting Schtupped by Old Congressmen
Chugging Wine Behind the Gas Station: Young GOP'ers In Love
Kitty Harris: Citizen of the Year
Madison Club Celebrates Black History Month by Accepting a Colored Person
Never Forget 2/6/07: The Day of the Astronaut Story
Daily Briefing: Senators, Lift Up Your Weary Heads!
Newsweek Protects American Readers From George Clooney Interview
Rumors On The Internets: Don't Forget to Light a Candle, Match
Metro Section: Martha Dumptruck
Pat Buchanan is a Prophet Who We Think You Oughtta Listen To
Stewardess Unravels Awful Gov't Terror Conspiracy
Gossip Roundup: Party All the Time
Katherine Harris Will Never, Ever Leave
Judy Miller: Mossad Torture Agent
Opera-Loving Twice-Divorced Manhattan Dandy Announces Candidacy
White House Gay Prostitute Also Part of Wilson/Plame Smear
John Boehner Has the Hottest Office in Washington
NY Times Finally Notices That John Kerry Looks Like a Sad Horse
Democrats Regret Choice of Carlos Mencia as Hispanic Caucus Head
Rag-Tag Group of Misfits to Win War, Learn Important Lesson
Daily Briefing: Unpronounceable Symbols
Wonkette's Week in Review: Que Whore Es?
Rumors On The Internets: Regress to Impress
Old White Boomers Still Listening to Old White Boomer Music, Running Country
Patriotic John Warner Bravely Defeats Traitorous John Warner
A Very Special Message From Senator Joe Biden
Rice: No One Could've Predicted That the Bears Would Upset the Colts
Wonk'd: First Things, First Lady
Pelosi Wants Air Force Shuttle Service; White House Leaks To Moonies
Gossip Roundup: Don't Mention the War
Shelley Dracula-Cunt Still Secretly In Congress
Wildlife Lobbyists Now Holding Animal Fights
But What Do Homosexuals Think About SF Mayor's Affair?
Mary Matalin: Rogue GOP Brain Surgeon
Cartoon Violence Is Going To Keep Rubbing Every Lamp It Finds
Wonkette Sponsors Are "Starting a Family"
Tornadoes Kill 14, Save Us From Chris Matthews
A Climate Change Is Gonna Come
Daily Briefing: Real and Spectacular
National Journal Not So Impressed With Mike Gravel Campaign
Meet America's Greatest Congresswoman ... But Don't Walk In Front Of Her
Congresswomen: Whores. Journos: Thieves
New Libby Strategy: "I Was Sooo High"
Working Poor Rejoice Over Senate Kindness
Rumors On The Internets: Don't Hate the Playa, Hate the International Committee
Metro Section: Some of My Best Friends Are ...
Gossip Roundup: If Ford Did It...
Al Franken to Die in Mysterious Plane Crash
To Do: Give Your God-Damned Soul for Just a Glass of Beer
Hippies Shut Down Boston, Frustrate Newsmedia
Laura & George Break the Fast With Jesus & Dr. Collins
America's New Enemy Has Dreads, Watches Cartoons
Coming Soon to Libbygate: Abramson/Miller Smackdown!
Henry Kissinger Sleep-lies Through Another Committee Hearing
Tim Russert Hates Louder, Crazier Version of Self
Political Humor Columnist Trifecta: Who Must Die Next?
Rumors On The Internets: J-E-S-U-S
Joe Baca Calls Loretta Sanchez a Whore, Democrats Continue to Be Bestest Majority Party Ever
Reverend Moon Will Find 'Em For Three, Catch 'Em and Kill 'Em For Ten
Stoners, Media Conglomerate Responsible for Boston Bomb Hoax
Jack Abramoff Remorseless, Bigger Than Jesus
Bush Boldly Tries To Kill Reporters With Tractor
That Guy & This Pres Somehow Prove Bush Guilty
Maliki To Be Tragically Killed By 'Insurgents' Next Week
We Missed Dick Cheney's Birthday!
Ask a Lobbyist: The Paper Chase
Late Night Shots' Final Solution(s) To 'Muslim Problem'
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Joe Biden Discovers Clean, Articulate Black Man
'Second Life' War Protest Ensures Continued Occupation of Iraq For Next 1,000 Years
Bush Admin Global Warming Plan Borrowed Liberally From 'Moonraker'
Senior Administration Officials: Like Regular Liars but With Secret Identities!
Fox News, Chuck Norris Confuse Nation
Daily Briefing: Seniterz Fer Peas
Fidel Castro Will Outlast 10 American Presidents, Out Of Spite
Barry Hussein Proposes "Give Up and Go Home" Bill
Help Name 18 Lousy Little Baby Pandas!
Metro Section: Intelligent Dance Music
'Post' Forced to Issue Correction Before MLK Center Breaks Their Thumbs
Rumors On The Internets: Cock, Diesel
Judy Miller Breathless, Nervous, Thirsty, Nervous
Bush Reads Jokes About Disastrous Administration
Gall Bladder, Chevy Impala Removed From Dennis Hastert
Paul Wolfowitz Too Busy Ruining World To Buy Socks
Pentagon Launches Global War On Harvard Researcher
Fake Pic Haunts Arnold-Lovin' Politician
Hillary's War On Anti-War Americans
Specter: Wah Wah Wah Wah, Wah-Wah Wah
Senate Refuses to Give House Another Lump of Coal
Today in Scooter Libby's Trial
Daily Briefing: Assembly of Experts
Feds Target Brian Ross & His Fake Cell Phone
Beloved Red Muppet Upstages Charles Schumer
Rumors On The Internets: Narcoleptic Narcissists
Barry Hussein Rocked Eagle Rock!
J.R.R. Tolkien Now Writing Iraq War Script
Apocalypse Watch: Creeping Fashionism
Duncan Hunter's Brave Crusade Against Mexicans, History
Two-Journalist Families Can Only Afford $1.75M Houses
Jim Gibbons Is America's Stupidest Governor
Wacky Anti-War People Protest On Work Day!
Missed Connection: George Pataki's Future in Politics
Irresponsible Tim Johnson Rumormongering
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Friday Night Funnies: Rove & Bartlett Get Subpoenas
Mike Huckabee Also Running For President, Wonkette To Drink Self To Death By June
Rumors On The Internets: Filthy Friday
Tom Vilsack's Totalitarian-Socialist Revolution
Duncan Hunter To Protect Iowans From Mexicans
Wonkette Is 2007 Unity Candidate! (So Vote For Us)
Metro Section: Not Wrong At All, Friend
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Cartoon Violence Destroys The Treasured Myths Upon Which Your Reality Is Based
Sex and Crab Lice in High Society: The Chris Dodd Story
Shamed Giuliani/DHS Crook Sent To Guyana
Breakfast With the GOP Powerbrokers
Chris Dodd Is Putty In Our Hands
Virgil Goode Will Save Us From Mexico
Free Mumia! Tomorrow's the Big Anti-War March!
Get a Scholarship For Your Dumb Political Blog!
Wonkette Sponsors Are Exploring Their Options
CDC Adviser Arrested for Putting the "Public" in "Public Health"
Get Ready for President Hagel!
Daily Briefing: A Clockwork Broken
Rumors On The Internets: A Town Called Malice
Nancy Reagan: 'Drugs Open Your Eyes To Life'
David Gregory's "The Lighter Side Of..."
Free At Last, Almost: Noriega Will Be Released
Metro Section: Seriously, Who?
'Aggressively Humping Me ... Raping My Cell Phone'
Rapist President Thrown Out By House Committee!
National Institute of Health Division Bravely Edits Own Wikpedia Entry
Washington Post Calls Wonkette 'Conservative' ... Suck It, Libs
Neil Cavuto Introduces the New 'Fox & Friends' Line-up
E. Howard Hunt: Man of Letters & Many Mysteries
To Do: A Bad Day for Modernity
Gossip Roundup: Chairs Missing
Blind Item: Party Hopes Felled by Un-Caring Embassy Staff
Mormon Dirty Tricks: Is McCain Pro-Abortion?!
Scooter Libby Loves Tom Cruise!
Barry Hussein Obama Is On To You, John Kerry
Hillary Clinton Paying Right-Wing Blogs to Not Run Her Ads
Daily Briefing: Say It With Nonbinding Resolutions
Rumors On The Internets: That's Not a War Face
Bachmann Turner Overdrive: Presidential Porn Pix
In Which Dick Cheney Nearly Kills Wolf Blitzer With His Bare Hands
Giuliani Campaign Conveniently Provides List of Reasons Giuliani Will Never Be President
When Did Mitt Romney Stop Stoning His Wife?
DC People Hate Kids; Help Wonkette Create Merch!
Crazy Old Walnuts Sleeps Through SOTU
SMITH POINT BURNS; LNS BLAMES WONKETTE
America Safe From Kerry Menace... For Now!
Hooray, Bachmann's Sexual Assault Video Now Works!
Gossip Columnist Forgets BCC, Angers Anonymous House Staffer On Way to 'Post'
Ask a Lobbyist: Sexual Flavors
SOTU Wrap-up: Behind the Podium
No Means No: Michele Bachmann Feels Up the President
Senate Foreign Relations Committee: Please Pretend to Pay Attention to Us
Daily Briefing: Wednesday Morning Quarterback
A Very Special Late Night Shots Critique of Jim Webb
Dem Response: Countdown to Webb's Aneurysm
SOTU II: Revenge of the Terrorists
SOTU Liveblogging: Like Woodstock For Wolf Blitzer
Rumors On The Internets: Do You SOTU?
1970s Slightly Closer To Ending: E. Howard Hunt Finally Dead
SOTU: Terrorists Used Clouds As Weapons
Civic-Minded Drinkers Unite For SOTU Binges!
And Nancy Pelosi Pulls the Warrants From Under Her Skirt ...
BREAKING ON CNN: IS BUSH A LAME DUCK?!
SOTU Drinking Game Is Juiced Up Beyond Belief!
George W. Bush Not Really Shopping For Courgettes
Wonkette's State of the Union Schedule Is Strong
Hillary Clinton Doesn't Want Your Dirty Money, Unless You Have a Lot of It
Most Populous State Could Become Politically Relevant!
Rumors On The Internets: A Fully Armed and Operational Media Conglomerate
CNN Investigates Obama's Non-Madrassa Grade School
Metro Section: Casual Encounters
Press Release of the Day: Whatcha Gonna Do Without Your Ass
Andrew Sullivan Lured to 'The Atlantic' by David Bradley's Scones
NY Post's Hilarious Ethnic Headline
SOTU Preview: Always Keep a Diamond In Your Mind
It's Officially DC Dirty Video Day!
Early Signs Point to Success of Iraq Surge
BREAKING ON CNN: DAN QUAYLE NOT RUNNING FOR PREZ
Gossip Roundup: Baby Mo Problems
State of the Union, Nekkid Girl, Tortured Puppies
Now Who's Crazy? Washington Post Reveals Gov't Mind Control Horrors
Dear Penthouse: I Never Thought I'd See Obama's Wife's Bare Midriff ...
First of 1,000 Anti-McCain Ad Airs On CNN
Rich Little Impersonates Last 37 Living People Who Sound Vaguely Like Johnny Carson, Dick Nixon
$28 Million Georgetown Murder Scene Bought by Aspiring Media Mogul, Natch
Chuck Schumer's Book to End With M. Night Shyamalan-esque Twist
Hillary Makes It Official, Ruins Schumer's Chinese Dinner
Wonkette's Week in Review: Too Soon, Too Soon
Rumors On The Internets: He's So Dreamy
Political Bloggers No Longer Required To Wear Blue Hats
Angry Old Man Claims to Have Been "Vice President"
Bill Richardson To Be First Half-Latino President!
Islamo-Facism (and Lil' Kim) At Your Fingertips!
'I'm Gettin' High,' by Jenna Bush
Buy Your Own $28 Million Georgetown Murder Scene
To Do: Journey to the Center of Your Empty Fucking Skull
Oh No ... 100 Hour Reich Has 57 Hours Remaining
Henry Kissinger Admits Iraq Occupation Is Just For Oil
White House Correspondents Association Now Lies Just Like White House
Cartoon Violence Will Try To Say Something Nice, For Once
Will Our Kitty Finally Go To Jail Forever?
Ney Gets 2 Years and Change, Nation Struggles to Remember Which One He Was
Wonkette Sponsors Go Play Hoop
Condoleezza Rice, Student of Irrelevant History
Mike Beebe: Champion of Public Safety
Daily Briefing: Long Live Ethics
Rumors On The Internets: Art Imitates That Loudmouth Guy You Really Hate
Metro Section: Expensive Club Outfits
Will Hillary Smoke Obama Out Of His Cave?
Iraq Prime Minister's Plea: Please Don't Kill Me
Hillary's Horror: Iraq War Not Exactly Popular With Dems
John Kerry Totally Gay For Tom Brady, As If You Needed More Reasons to Hate the Man
Gossip Roundup: Like Gambling, But Lame
Precious Freedoms: Thomas Jefferson & Talking Cartoon Poop
Pentagon Caught Inventing 'Canadian Spy Coin' Story
Democratic Leadership To Register Bloggers, Issue Blue Hats
Breaking: 'People' Had a Washington Bureau
Ted Stevens' Wife Always Plotting Against Us
It's Like the Odd Couple, But With Four Slovenly Lawmakers
Former 'Post' Reporter Leonard Zelig Reports for Jury Duty
NYT Reports: Women Be Shopping
Cunton Keepin' On: A Plea For Less Ambiguous Onscreen Typefaces
Daily Briefing: Praise the Lord, FISA the Light
Rumors On The Internets: God is Dead
DC Will Finally Get Local 'Onion' Paper ... Published by Washington Post
Metro Section: The Big Shit on the Block
Kerry Defends Nixon, Windsurfing
Bush Calls Lawmaker Out on Preferring Fish to Victory
Ask a Lobbyist: Democrazy in Action
The War Will End On January 27!
Georgia Congressman Really Hates Florida's College Football Champs
'Newsweek' Basically Guaranteeing Obama's Early Death
Tom Coburn, King of the Tortured Metaphor
Area Legislator Very Upset Over Redskins Season
Daily Briefing: Paint The White House Black
Dennis Kucinich Another Day Older & Deeper In Debt
Rumors On The Internets: April Still Cruelest Month
Wash 'Times' Asks: What Did You Get Your Maid for MLK Day?
Countdown to Coup: Pack a Suitcase, Maliki
State Dept. Formally Denies Bush's South American Escape Plans
Super Surge War On Terror Roundup
FACEBUSH UPDATE: BARBARA'S PROFILE REVEALED
Support Obama With Creepy Stalinist Poster!
Longworth Evacuated As Dudes Get Off In Bathrooms
'The State of the Union Is ... Screwed Beyond Belief'
Barack Hussein Obama Does That Thing Everybody Knew He Would Do
Pretend Congresswoman Gets Gold Star For Attendance
URGENT, BREAKING: BUSH TWIN ON FACEBOOK
Bob Hope Sadly Too Dead to Headline WCHA Dinner
Daily Briefing: 99% Perspiration
Everybody Loves the 'Montgomery Method'
Bush Interview in Convenient/Worrying Graphic Form
Tommy Lasorda Imagines Connection To RFK Assassination
Iraq/Afghanistan Wars Hit Vietnam/Korean War Prices
Barack Hussein Obama: Terrorist Sex Offender
Tim Pawlenty Really Loves Being Governor
Terrorists Tire of Iraq, Attack U.S. Wal-Mart
MLK's Dream: White Guys Pandering
Bill Bennett Lays Odds on Bachmann
Wonkette's Week In Review: 'My Name's Dr. Multimillionaire and I Kicked Your Ass'
Rumors On The Internets: Earthly Delights
Ford: Carter a Loser, Reagan a Moron
Metro Section: Journalism, Crime and Beer
But the 'Sweets & Flowers' Are Hidden Inside Car Bombs ...
Wonk'd: The Goose Liver Insurgency Must Be Stopped
Guns & Dope Party Founder R.A. Wilson Is Dead
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Kerry Actually Did Something
Bipartisanship Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry
Even Drudge Now Mocks Crying Dubya
Cartoon Violence Is A Nancy Boy
No Surge Speech Photographs Allowed
Wonkette Sponsors Will Never Strand You in Space
Condi, Don't Take Your Love to the Foreign Relations Panel
Bush Administration Incompetence to Expand Scope Past Atmosphere
Daily Briefing: A Man, A Plan, A Quagmire
Rumors On The Internets: Love the Nightlife
Coalition of the Unwilling: UK Pulling 1/3 of Troops From Iraq
Freshman Rep. to Rove: "I Kicked Your Ass"
From Greatest Generation To Neighborhood Watch
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Chris Dodd Got Crabs from John Doe, Still Not Cool
Save America! Ron Paul For President!
Howard Dean Doesn't Care About Black People: DNC Picks Denver
Jon Stewart To Maybe Help WaPo's Web Demographics
Schools Ban Al Gore's Movie, Suggest Teachers Maybe Do Some Teaching
Captain Nerd Visits Bridge of USS House of Representatives
Bush Speech Response Best Handled by Game Show Contestant
Condoleezza Rice Loves Old White Guys
Bloggers to Liveblog Blogging Scooter Libby's Trial (Blog)
Daily Briefing: Responsibility Rests
Rumors On The Internets: Oh, S@$#!
Democrats To Bush: You Are So High It's Not Even Funny
Live-Blogging the Surge Speech: Let's Laugh Together
Last Minute Surge Speech Drinking Game
Freedom On March, Iraqis Already Learning to Pass Buck Downward
The Surge Already Started! Suck It, Teddy Kennedy!
So We've Lost the 'War On Terror,' Too?
Joe Scarborough Sends Blogger Friendliest C&D Ever
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Super Special Pre-Speech Surge Poll!
Ask a Lobbyist: Peace! Land! Bread! Circuses!
Pelosi Doesn't Stop War, Steals Our Precious Freedoms
Everybody's Heard About the Surge
20,000 Troop Surge Will Be Fabulous
Schwarzenegger's Insurance Scheme a 'Moral Travesty'
Shocking Photo Proves What Nobody Ever Doubted
Newseum Now Driving People To Suicide
Broken Metro Cars Mysteriously Keep Crashing
Gaze Upon Drunken Movie Star At Local Video Shop!
Daily Briefing: Resisting the Urge
Rumors On The Internets: Mixtape Messiah
Tucker Carlson Update: Washingtonian Next to be Destroyed
The Beloved Republican: Arnold Gives Health Care To California
Metro Section: Bless My Poor Wife
Richard Nixon: America's Greatest Celebrity
DC Blog Party to Feature Awkward Small Talk, No Free Booze
Steve Jobs Hanging to be Captured, Uploaded to Internet With New iPhone
Richard Nixon: America's Greatest Liberal
Gossip Roundup: Gimme Some Money
BREAKING ... TIM JOHNSON UPGRADED TO 'FAIR' CONDITION
Ted Kennedy To GWB: You're Done, Punk
Happy Birthday To America's Greatest President!
'People' Furnishes the Pictures, Milbank Furnishes the War
Kitty's Congressional Seat Still In Play
Santorum Paid Big Bucks to be Scared of Everyone
Tucker Carlson Gets Blogger Fired, Rents "Crash"
New Jersey To Join USA & Allow Idiots To Vote
Rumors On The Internets: Saddam's Apple
World Actually Ending; Poor, Minorities Hardest Hit
House Democrats' 100-Hour Reign of Terror Finally Over
Metro Section: Ain't Nothin' Holdin' Me Back Nothin'
Another Nixon-Reagan Corpse Dug Up For Dubya
Sad RNC Party Pictures Reveal Fresh November Wounds
America Under Attack by Odors, Dead Birds, Bombs & Chemical Clouds
Washington Post Aids Identity Theft of Dead Soldier
Invisible Law Stays Invisible, Sez Supreme Court
We Actually Won the Iraq War, Hooray!
Gossip Roundup: Drinking the Kool-Aid
Elvis and Nixon, America's Beloved Pill-Popping Paranoid Red Baiters
Joe Biden Announces Candidacy For President, Resolution of Unexplained Identity Crisis
Poor, Trusting Matt Drudge Betrayed Again
Soledad O'Brien Is A Better Parent, Less Racist Than You
New DC Mayor Off to Bad Start With Wonkette Operatives
Daily Briefing: Anywhere it Wants
Thanks To Cheney, Our Long National Nightmare Will Never End
Wonkette's Week in Review: 6,000 Minutes In Heaven
Rumors On The Internets: Ali, Ali Oxen Free
A Very Special Malkin War On Christmas
Urgent: Do Not Sleep With Anyone In the Department of Labor
Metro Section: Everybody Loves Them Dead Presidents
Nancy Pelosi & Ann Coulter Share Secret Passion
Gossip Roundup: On Bended Knee
Robert Byrd's God Can't Help Him Now
TSA Personnel Will Not Touch the Monkey
To Do: Blackface, Soul and The Police
Psychotic Nevada Guv's Midnight Oath Scam Revealed!
Dems Bold New Plan: Strongly-Worded Letters
AP's Mysterious Iraqi Police Source Is Real & Soon To Be Executed
Cartoon Violence: It's Never Too Soon
Your Press Corps Also Knows Women Can't Drive
Wonkette Sponsors Are Hopped Up on Placidyl
Bush 41 Has Another Hip Replaced
Today We're All Russian-Japanese-1970s-WWII Communists
Bill Clinton Breaks Senate Rules & Mocks Cheney's Heart
Rumors On The Internets: If You Threw a Party
Nancy Pelosi Now Free To Hammer Children
Rehnquist, Like Everyone Else, Spent the Entire '70s High
Vandal With Lots of Time on Hands Target Virgil Goode
Mark Dayton to Hate Being Governor
Virgil Goode Attacked By Muslim Terrorist On House Floor
Fox News Alert: Cattle Missing In New Mexico!
Kitty's Ghost Haunts DC Ice Cream Shop
Pretend President Gets Real-Life Aircraft Carrier!
Scatology: 2001-2007 (Harriet Miers Resigns)
Barack Hussein Called Osama Again
Daily Briefing: Gone Til November, 2008
Rumors On The Internets: Sex, Drugs, and Punditry
Metro Section: We're Moving on Up
All Is Forgiven, CNN.com Editors
Military Campaigns to Wrap Up in Three Acts (With No Broker's Fee)
Never Forget the Two Gals Who Tried To Kill Gerald Ford!
CNN.com Now Run By Pre-Schoolers
Fox News Alert: George W. Bush Admits Cocaine Habit
Pat Robertson Plotting Nuclear Attack On America
Ask a Lobbyist: Career Opportunities
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Keith Ellison Shocker: Thomas Jefferson Hated America!
Katherine Harris, Living on the Air
Fox's Most, Least Attractive Anchors Hook Up
Daily Briefing: No Pratfalls Here
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Big in '07: Public Hanging CosPlay
McCain Campaign Steals Rudy's Secret Strategery Plans
To Do: Choose from Passive or Aggressive
Wolf Hitler Apologizes To Barack Hussein Osama
Jimmy Carter Personally Hauling Ford's Corpse To Michigan
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