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A Year of Funny Fotos: 2010 In Dumb Pictures
Government-Secret Celebutante Julian Assange Poses For Weird X-Mas Photos
Mike Huckabee Can't Wait Till Xmas 2011!
New Orleans Evicts Remaining Toxic FEMA Trailer Dwellers
Bristol Palin's House Features a Full Prison Yard
America In Crisis: 2010's Dumbest Political Videos, Part II
Michele Bachmann Worked For Jimmy Carter, Was Ruined By Gore Vidal
A Children's Treasury of 'GZ Mosk' Activists Against Justin Bieber
Americans Admit Their Religion Is Fading Away
2010: The Year In Dumb Political Videos
Barack Obama's Friends Won't Shut Up About Him Sending Us a Thank-You Card
IMPORTANT, POLITICS: Politico's Roger Simon Likes Hugh Hefner
Twitter Has Officially Turned Chuck Grassley Into a Robot
Christine O'Donnell: FBI Is Under Spell of Evil Warlock Joe Biden
Texas 'Clean Coal' Will Finally Bring Twentieth Century Energy To America!
The Year In Fetuses and Their Jars
LEGO Terrorist Robert Gibbs Now Trying To Recruit Followers
'Mohammed' Officially World's Funniest Name After 'Barack Obama'
House Republicans Already Giving Up On One of Their Few Actual Policies
FBI To Put Christine O'Donnell In Azkaban For Campaign Fraud
Disgraced Iraq-Enabling Reporter Judith Miller Winds Up At Newsmax
Trash Robot and Dead Actor Honored On Postage Stamps
University of Phoenix Founder Upset Obama Doesn't Like His Fake School
Chris Matthews: Dems Love Illegals; Show Me the Birth Certificate
Sad Lindsey Graham Completely Ignored By 2012 Candidates
Reptile People From the Future Will Eventually Read Sarah Palin's E-Mails
The Year In Lovable Crazy Longshot Midterm Candidates
Terrorist Robert Gibbs Destroys Child's LEGO Creation
Julian Assange Does Robert Mugabe a Solid
Bristol Palin Won't Become America's New Walter Cronkite, After All
Conservatives Quitting CPAC Because Gay Conservatives Are Coming
Fun New 'Soft Earmarks' Don't Count As Earmarks For GOP
Top 10 iPad Political Apps of 2010
States All Looking To Have First Primaries of 2012 Election, Probably Next Week
Orly Taitz Hanging With Eric Cantor, Writing Play About Army Birther
Buchanan: Minorities' Inferior 'Brains' Making American Schools Struggle
The Eternal Void To Make Alvin Greene SC State House Representative
Obama Calls Philadelphia Eagles To Congratulate Them On Dog-Fighter
Glenn Beck Edges Out Dalai Lama In Dumb 'Most Admired' Poll
Sarah Palin Is the Only Real Death Panel
Will 'Reince Priebus' Defeat Michael Steele As New GOP Jackass?
Gingrich 'Very Serious' About Running For President Now, Daughter Says
Obamas Worship Shark God In Hawaiian 'Church'
Here Is Bristol Palin's Trash House
Truck Has 'OBAMA' Acronym; Real America Discovers Use For Palin Book
Michelle Obama Saves Christmas With Emergency NORAD Santa Hotline
Happy New Year, Washington (Be Nice To Your Liver!)
Julian Assange Has Book Deal; Julian Assange Dick Photos Are Out There
Bristol Palin To Fulfill Her Destiny By Attending Arizona State
Evil White Substance Invades East Coast But Spares D.C. Cute Panic
Merry Xmas, America! (Don't Eat the Poison Gingerbread Houses)
Barack Obama Wishes You a Gay Military Industrial Christmas
Bristol Palin Pays $172,000 Cash For Foreclosed Tract House In Arizona
Is George W. Bush's 'Decision Points' a Postmodern Classic?
Wonkette Senate Obstruction Trading Cards Will Ruin Your Child's Christmas
TSA Announces War On Xmas Against ... 'Insulated Beverage Containers'
And Now You Can Visit the Virgin Mary In Wisconsin
Boring Mitt Romney Announces 2012 Run With Boring Christmas Card
Confused (?) People (?) Hit Chilean, Swiss Embassies With Parcel Bombs
Democrats Sign Letter Saying They Hate Filibusters
Mercury Cougar Assassinates George W. Bush's Front Lawn
Glenn Beck's Tears Save Christmas
Pat Robertson Wants Pot Decriminalized To Help the Youngs
Alaska Supreme Court: Joe Miller Is a Huge Loser
Disaffected Pickup Truck Can't Spell, Hates 'Politian + CEO'S'
Tom Coburn Slashes 9/11-Cancer Relief, Suddenly Has Evil Goatee
START Ratified; Hey, Lawmakers Actually Did Their Job Today!
What Are the Chances Sarah Palin Is Actually Just a Skilled Drag Queen?
Super Fun Holiday Xmas Star Wars Murder Video Arcade!
D.C. Sans People: A Christmas Miracle!
Barney Frank Defends Gay Showers
Associated Press Attempts To Bore People To Death With Video of Rain
Congress So Eerily Productive It Now May Help People With 9/11 Cancer
U.S. Army Rejecting 80% of Kids For Being Dumb Obese Criminals
North Korea Attacks South Korea With Angry Faxes
Fox News Finally Declares a 'Holocaust Winner'
Joe Manchin Sorry He Disappears When a Politically Dangerous Vote Happens
As Obama Signs DADT Repeal, Let's See 2005 John McCain Criticize Himself
Space-Race Victor Finally Wins Epic Battle With Self On Inoffensive Treaty
Al Qaeda Nearly Killed Us All With Sinister Salad Bar Plot
Racist Kid Pundit Responds To His Critics
WikiLeaks People Constantly Being Assassinated, According To Assange
Brokenhearted Rep. Louie Gohmert Recalls Snubbing By Gay Soldier
Make the Most Out of 2011 Before It All Goes to Hell
Arlen Specter Manages To Complete Final Senate Speech Without Switching Parties
United States Now Killing Fewer of Its Own Citizens
Census Allocates 6 More Crazy Members of Congress To Florida, Texas
Nine GOP Senators Agree To Be Nuked By Russia
Loathsome Southern Dandy Lindsey Graham About To Be Outed?
Net Neutrality Going To Be Passed, But Not Really
AFA's Bryan Fischer: 'Obama Wants To Give America Back To the Indians'
Republicans Still Trying To Figure Out How To Get Rid of Michael Steele
Christmas Monsters Steal Thousands of Toys From Underprivileged Children
Haley Barbour Wants a Piece of That 2012 Segregationist Money
America's Sexiest New Website: The Daily TSA Patdown
Peter King: I'm No Bigot; Here Are Some Bigoted Things I Believe
Pope Blames Catholic Church Child-Rape On Hippies
Texas Christians Execute Santa Claus (Video!)
Your Weather: America Prepares, 2010
Cocky Virginia Now Disobeying Congressional Repeal of DADT
Tonight's Lunar Eclipse/Winter Solstice: What You Need To Know
Michelle Obama Fills Your Stockings With Coal and Exercise
John McCain Pretty Much Just Criticizing Wounded Troops Now
Federal Reserve Forces Official Bank of Jesus To Cancel Christmas
America's Congresswoman, Bachmann, To Become America's Senatewoman
South Korea Doing Its Best To Get U.S. Into Another War
South Carolina Honors Treasonous Slaveholders At Debutante Ball
Remembering Our Fallen Week: Nothing a Little Bribe Can't Solve
Senate Votes To Repeal DADT In John McCain's Face
Rep. Loretta Sanchez Sends History's Saddest Christmas Card
Boehner & McCain Can't Stand Those Disgusting Fruits
Children Disgusted By President Obama's Poop Jokes
Barack Obama Would Like To Know What Bon Jovi Thinks
Newt Gingrich Can't Stop Going To Strip Club For Money
Fox News Viewers Most Uninformed People On Earth
Birther Army Doctor Gets Six Months In Jail, No Further Obama Birth Info
Obamas Spend Holidays With College A Capella Groups, Worshipping Dog
American Public Sick of Telling Pollsters It Doesn't Like Sarah Palin
Wonkette Sponsors Stuff Our Stockings With Cheer (We Hope That's What It Is)
David Vitter Disciple Cons Babysitters Into Changing His Diapers
Larry King Finally Died Or Something
Dearly Departed Spending Omnibus Was Not Fit For This World
Tax-Cut Thing Passes House Easily, Sent To President Bush For Signature
Joe Miller Still Whining About That Election He Lost 1,000 Years Ago
Wonkette's Best Ever Cyber Friday 2010 War On Xmas Gift Guide
BLIND ITEMS: What Senator Earmarked a Bridge To the Moon?
Julian Assange Out On Bail; Let's Look At His Weird E-mails To a 19-Year-Old
DADT Repeal Decision Ages Scott Brown 25 Years, Adds 50 Pounds
Unarmed Gunman Puts Senate Buildings On Lockdown
Jerome Corsi Returns To North American Union Thing
Gratuitous Celebrations of Jesus
DADT Repeal Actually Going To Happen, If Lieberman Can Stop Time Itself
Your Wonkette Guide To the War On Christmas
Army Birther Changes Mind About Birth Certificate, Now Wants To Deploy
Rep. DeFazio: Emo Obama Says Not Passing Tax Deal Could End Presidency
Afghanistan War Report: Everything Fine!
Friendly Reminder: Please Stay Scared This Holiday Season!
Napolitano Sticking Hidden Cameras In Wingnuts' Dorito Bags At Wal-Mart
Insurance Is Just Another Word For Slavery
Pope Can't Take His Eyes Off Shirtless 'Acrobats'
Halliburton Paying $250 Million To Nigeria For Dick Cheney Bribery
UPDATED: Jim DeMint Continues Reign As King Obstructionist
A Booze-Filled Countdown To Jesus's Birth
Flashing Terrorist 'Christmas Ornament' Nearly Destroys Pentagon
Mark Foley Gives Up Juvenile Dreams (of Running For Mayor)
$1.1 Trillion Spending Bill Greased Up and Ready To Fund Dumb Government
Accused WikiLeaker Subjected To Solitary Confinement 'Torture'
War In Afghanistan Still Terrible and Pointless
U.S. Air Force Blocks News Websites That Published WikiLeaks
Evil Stem Cells Further Gay Agenda By Curing Guy With HIV
Yes, 'Tax Money Paying For Jailed Illegal Immigrants’ Sex-Change Hormones'
Army Birther Pleads Guilty To Brave Birther Stand
Michele Bachmann Says Justice Scalia Will Teach Her Constitution Class
Post-Tax-Cut-Deal D.C. Winter Survival Guide
Jack Abramoff No Longer Working At Zionist Pizza Joint
Michael Moore Posts Bail For Fellow America-Hater Julian Assange
And Also Richard Holbrooke Died
'No Labels' Is Worst Ever Non-Political-Party Political Party
'Street Guy' Michael Steele Seeks Second Term
Update: Yes, Gawker Probably Let All Your Passwords Escape
Real American Has Message For Illegals All Over His Crappy Car
Christmastime Means a District of Drunken Cretins
An American Holiday Classic: Bye Bye, Baby Jesus
Tax-Cut Thing Passes Senate, Moves On To China For Approval
Bachmann: 'Porking Has Gotten Way Out of Control'
North Korea Wants Eric Clapton
Most Americans Back Tax-Cut Deal Most Americans Hate
Judge Saves Virginia From Unconstitutional Obamacare
Obama 'Stood His Ground' With Tax Deal, Says Dana Milbank
Vladimir Putin Sings 'Blueberry Hill' To Celebrities
SuperMichelle's White House is Your Hot New Performance Arts Space
Crying John Boehner Wants You To Stop Saying He Tans
Michael Steele Might Not Run For RNC Chair, Boo/Moo
Regarding the Hacked Gawker Comment Accounts
Remembering Our Fallen Week: The Worst Hanukkah Ever
Barack Obama Is Sick of Your Crap
Mike Gravel Is Your Obama Primary Opponent
U.S. Military Bans Those Little USB Thumb Drive Things
Bernie Sanders Going To Speak For All of Time
Texas Lawmaker Wants To Imprison People For Implementing Health Care
Joe Manchin Has No Idea Why He Voted Against DADT Repeal
Heathen Obama Lights Christmas Tree; Crowd Applauds Dog
Desperate CNN Now Making Strained 'Viral Videos'
Charles Krauthammer Apologizes To the Nazis
WikiLeaks: 'Making Socialism Easier To Swallow' To Win Obama 2nd Term
Brits Show Up American Incivility By Trying To Murder Prince Charles' Car
Republicans Do Not Care For 9/11 Welfare Queens (First Responders)
John Bolton Has An Opinon About Wikileaks: Barack Obama Sucks
Charlie Crist Pardons Jim Morrison For Some Reason
Obama's Inability To Quit Smoking Proves He's Morally Weak
Don't Ask, Don't Tell Repeal Loses By Score of 57-40
Alabama: BBQ Restaurants 'Safest' Because Muslims Don't Eat Pork
Baltimore Orioles Distance Selves From Birther Outfielder
Here Is Your Dick-Joke Headline of the Day
House Democrats Vote Against Republican-Obama Tax Plan
New York Beats D.C. With a Fat Stick
RNC Has $4 Million In Additional Debt Michael Steele Tried To Hide
House Passes DREAM Act, Which Will Kill All White People
Internet Pirates Try To Take Down Our Greatest Institution: Sarah Palin
Obama Wants Your Child To Be Helen Keller
Government Seizes All of Glenn Beck's Precious Gold
Happy John Lennon Day! (The FBI Is Probably Still Investigating Him)
'Prayer Caucus' Phones In a New 'Obama Hates God' Thing
Idiot Fox Reporter: Obama Showed Terrorists He Would Negotiate With Them
Senate Going To Try To Vote On DADT Today, Or Maybe March 27, 2019
We'll Wait For You, Obama (and Drink In the Meantime)
Glourious New Hampshire Saves Children From Sinful World of Literacy
Halliburton Guy Taking His Smoke Break Responsible For Gulf Spill
Now That Nobody Cares & Obama Is Republican, Dem Wins Last House Race
Everyone Drop Everything, Robert Gibbs Just Dropped a Tax-Cut Bomb On Twitter
PayPal Admits 'U.S. Pressure' To Cut Off WikiLeaks; Nerds Retaliate Against MasterCard
China Giving Out Its Own Peace Prize, So There
And Then It Was Time To Talk About Obama Getting a Primary Opponent
Unemployed Succubus Christine O'Donnell Hates Unemployed People
U.S. State Department Hilariously Announces 'World Press Freedom Day'
Barack Obama Is Mad At You, Non-Normal Americans
AFA's Bryan Fischer: Gays Are At Fault For WikiLeaks, Not Julian Assange
Genius Programmer Rick Sanchez Invents Exciting News Techonology
'Tis the Season To Self-Indulge
Biden Sent To Congress To Get Democrats To Give Up On Tax Cut Plan
Scooter Expert Moran Doesn't Like Being Called a 'Moran'
Newt Gingrich Deletes Twitter Thing About His Pearl Harbor Book
Homeland Security Deputizes All WalMart Shoppers To Stop Terrorists
Michelle Obama Gets Her Hands All Over Everyone's Muffins
Texas Teabaggers Do Not Like Their Non-Christian Jew House Speaker
Elizabeth Edwards Is Dying, Hates the Baby (Baby Jesus)
So This Is What Compromise Looks Like
Scotland Yard Arrests Julian Assange For Unsafe Swedish Sexytime
America Will Collapse by 2025 (That's Just 15 Years From Now)
Fed Prints $110 Billion Worth of Screwy Hundred Dollar Bills
Obama Wants To Send Stray Dogs Into Space, To Die
Chuck Norris: Atheist National Park Service Sullying Founding Fathers
In Troubled Economy, Scooter Manufacturing Is Only Successful Industry
Bristol Palin Attempts Some Sort of Joke-Like Phrase Involving Lesbians
Charlie Rangel Even Violated Ethics In How He Fought Ethics Violations
John Boehner Obsessed With Being an 'Adult,' Also Has Diaper Problem
Newest WikiLeaks Fun For Terrorists Too
Dumb Tax-Cut 'Compromise' About To Happen, Annoying Democrats
American Muslims Now Just Assume Any Extremist Is a Harmless FBI Agent
Republicans Reluctantly Agree To Consider Getting Whatever They Want
Keith Richards' Autobiography Is America's Greatest Political Book
Racist Child Is America's Greatest Pundit
Remembering Our Fallen Week: Giant Babies Invade Congress
Obama Administration Has No Idea If It's Running Economy Correctly
Ron Paul Hoping To Get Assassinated With Julian Assange
A Children's Treasury of Sarah Palin Facebook Commenters On Hanukkah
Barack Obama Loves Human Sacrifice
Helen Thomas Still Saying Stuff About Zionists, Somewhere
Generous Hillary Clinton Provides New 'Not Running For President' Story
'Palinman' Back Stalking Sarah Palin On Her Book Tour
Happy Holidays! The Unemployment Rate Rose Again
Julian Assange Terrorizes World With Consensual, Unprotected Sexytime
Christine O'Donnell To Bless America With Insightful (Hilarious) Book
Bristol Palin Throws Thesaurus At Keith Olbermann
Tea Party Caucus Has Taken $1 Billion In Earmarks This Congress
Crossing the Final Meat Frontier
Invisible Space Monsters Made of Arsenic Will Kill Us, NASA Announces
Not Even Rooftops Are Safe From the Jewish Menace
Evil Soccer Organization Chooses Evil Russia and Qatar Over America
John Boehner On GOP Not Getting Their Way On Tax Cuts: 'Chicken Crap'
Illinois Approves Civil Unions; Somebody Update Wikipedia, OK?
Julian Assange Julian-Assangeing Around In Britain Now
NASA Press Release About Space Monsters Led Reckless Bloggers To Mention Space Monsters
Sarah Palin Reflects On Stuff, Via Ghostwriters
Rich People Officially Win Class War
On This Day, We Also Remember Another Civil Rights Icon: Rick Sanchez's Son
Brits: Mercury Turning Ibises Into Homosexuals
House GOP Ends Climate-Change Committee Because It's Not Real
Kentucky Governor Announces Plans To Build New Noah's Ark
Turns Out There Is Something Yuppies Won't Overpay For: Cereal
WikiLeaks Documents: Canada Doesn't Trust U.S., Doesn't Feel Loved By It
RedState: It's Time To Ban Muslim Immigration
U.S. Government Will Announce Space Monster Invasion Tomorrow
Senate GOP Not Going To Let Anything Pass Until Rich-People Tax Cuts Pass
Merry Xmas, 2 Million Americans Who Just Lost Unemployment Checks!
National Portrait Gallery Removes Ant Crucifix Art After GOP Threats
Celebrating Rosa Parks and Other 'Urban' Women Steve King Hates
Brave Firefighter Suspended For Exercising God-Given Truck Nut Freedom
Joe Lieberman Adores Fox News, Rupert Murdoch, Himself
Steve King Stands Against Reparations (Discrimination Settlement)
Underwear Made of Old Corn-Syrup Candy To Be Paraded On TeeVee
Joe Barton Sent Around This Dumb PowerPoint To Republicans
John McCain Admits He Is a Fraud, Declares Love For Russ Feingold
Adorable Earmark-Ban Vote Fails Miserably
The UN Wants Your Guns So It Can Kill You With Them, For Irony
John Boehner, Mitch McConnell Will Tell Americans What They Want
Early Jewish Christmas Has Jews Very Confused
Terrible Monster-Costume Band Pretends To Kill Sarah Palin
Christine O'Donnell Planning On Switching Parties In 2012
Wonkette's Own Wikileaks: Pentagon Says No To Acronyms
Highway Bureaucrats: Drugged Up Drivers Crash and Die a Lot
George W. Bush Tells New Pal Mark Zuckerberg Not To Use His Brain
Congress Freshmen Going To Sleep In Their Offices, Pretend They're Not Insiders
Friend of Children Mark Foley Looking At Running For Office Again
John McCain Apparently Still Running For President
Scary Environmentalist 'Dragon' Also Trying To Destroy Christianity
Hitchens On the Worthless Washington Novel
Sarah Palin To Use Gawker-Suing Expertise As Next Commander-In-Chief
Airport Porn Death Tubes, TSA Groping Here To Stay
U.S. Government Now Creating Terrorists So It Can Arrest Them
Robert Gibbs Now Reduced To Doing iChats With Random People
Michele Bachmann Has a New Best Friend (Barack Obama)
Federal Workers Get 2-Year Pay Freeze (Except For Military People, Ha)
Sea Monsters Attack, Destroy Florida
USA Beats USSR In Losing Afghanistan
Does California Really Need a Bailout? (No. California Actually Bails Out America)
Michelle Obama Is Totally Fine With Creepy Comments About Her Arms
U.S. Diplomats Caught Passing Secret Notes, Fate of Diplomacy Uncertain
Obama Nearly Killed By Basketball
Wholesome American Guts: A Thanksgiving Prayer From Our Past
The Day Sarah Palin Pardoned a Turkey
Official Wonkette Thanksgiving Recipe Comment Post
White House Turkey Trot: A Children's Treasury of Dumb Tradition
Happy Thanksgiving! Chuck Grassley Has Renamed the United States
North Korea Threatens To Destroy West With Scary Volcano
David Broder Thinks Lisa Murkowski Should Be President Or Something
Tom DeLay Finally Found Guilty of Being Tom DeLay
Obama Performs Obligatory Turkey Pardon For America's Grandmas
Here Is John Conyers On An Airplane Fapping To Playboy Magazine
Journalists Risk Life and Limb To Bring You Latest Floating Reptile News
Why Does Obama Hate America's Most Patriotic Beverage?
Sarah Palin Basically Declares War On 'South Korea'
SHOCKING Japanese TSA Video Exposes Moon-Groping Conspiracy
Make Some Boozey Chocolate Cake With Betty Ford!
Happy National Opt-Out Day! Go Forth and Get Groped
Lucky Obama: 'I Don't Think About Sarah Palin'
Homeland Security Might Abandon Rainbow Terror Alerts
Sarah Palin's Presidential Aspirations Shattered by Bristol's Lousy Dancing
Passenger Finds Gun Clip On Plane: The System Works!
K-Lo's Hamburger-Stuffed Turkey Dumped On Floor For Cats To Eat
'Barack Obama' Person Dropping Hints He May Run For President
Avoid a Very Anal Thanksgiving By Staying In DC
Roland Burris To Be the Best Mayor of Chicago Ever
Sarah Palin Loses 40% of Her TeeVee Audience In One Week
Christmas-Hating Republican Party Selling 'Happy Holidays' Ornaments
Sally Quinn Squeezes Religion Into Op-Ed About Bristol Palin's Dancing
TSA Help Wanted Ads Printed On Pizza Boxes
Barbara Bush: I Wasn't the One Who Put the Fetus In the Jar
Lil' Lil' Kim Bombs Things To Prove He's a Dick, Too
Midterm Elections Ruined by Rich and Pasty Old People
Washington Post: Stupid Poor People Always Be Painting Murals
U.S. Gave Bunch of Money To Some Guy Pretending To Be Taliban Leader
Meghan McCain Thinks People Will Hire Her To Be a GOP Strategist
TSA Chief: No Body Cavity Searches, For Now
Republicans Intentionally Sabotaging Economy
Everyone Actually 'At Risk' In Cancer-Porn Machines
'One or Two' Passengers Can Wreck Entire TSA, Apparently
America's Richest County Giving Away Thankgiving Meals For First Time
How To Make Wonkette’s Actual Awesome Real Cranberry Business
Common Drunks Driving U.S. Nukes Across Country
Airport Bookstore Explains Everything
If Hillary Clinton Ever Flies Commercial, She'll Murder TSA
Willow Palin Buys Drugs In Target Parking Lot
Palin Apparently Not Going To Be Subtle About This Running For President Thing
Lame Al Qaeda Now Claiming Failed Terror Attacks, Too
Factory Farm Doing TSA Pat-Downs On Obama's Turkey
Michelle Obama Is Going to Ruin Your Kids' Lives With Salad
America Remembers Handsome, Murdered President
Good Ol' Boy Bush Joking About Iraq War Quagmire Again
Nancy Pelosi Doesn't Understand Why John Boehner Cries So Much
BREAKING: Old Ex-Nazi Slightly Changes His Opinion On Condoms
Silvio Berlusconi Attaching Penises To Ancient Italian Statues, With Magnets
Fancy Flying John Boehner Not Subject To Death Porn Tubes Or Pat-Downs
Obama Is On a Manic Medal-Awarding Spree
Germany TERRORIST DRY-RUN Bomb Was Made By California Grandmother
MSNBC Suspends Joe Scarborough For Political Contributions
Stephen Breyer Admits Supreme Court Has No Idea How Internet Works
Social Security Ad Was Actually Too Terrible For Sharron Angle To Air
Obama Also Trying To Touch Charles Krauthammer's 'Junk'
Hey Hey! Democrats Now Actually Going To Try To Pass Stuff!
Nancy Pelosi Less Popular Than George Bush, Explosive Diarrhea
Where Have All the Payphones Gone?
Here Is Your Photo of TSA Fisting a Guy
Child Tells Fox News He Met 'Sea-Blue'-Eyed Jesus In Heaven
Activist Judge Rules Against Freedom To Stop Muslims From Worship
'Mission Accomplished' Banner Part of Bush's Presidential Library
National Enquirer: Willow Palin Had a 'PREGNANCY SHOCKER'
Chris Dodd's Waning Days In Senate Not Going So Well
Secessionist Arkansas State Rep: Confed. Flag 'Symbol of Jesus Christ'
First Gitmo Detainee Tried In Real Court Not Guilty On 284 of 285 Counts
Newt Gingrich Understands Martha Washington's Rage
Sarah Palin: The Presidential TeeVee Candidate America Deserves
Now Americans Are Punching Their TSA Agents
What Exactly Is Glenn Beck Doing With This Child On His New Book's Cover?
GOProud Comes To Defense of Willow Palin, Says That Gay Slur Isn't So Bad
AFA: Medal of Honor Only Awarded For Being Gay In the Line of Duty Now
You Will Definitely Get Cholera
Newly Thin Dick Cheney Going To Cheat Death Forever
D.C.: Contraband French Wine Finally Available, Again
Praying To the Goddess Is Okay As Long As She's Not Wearing a Hijab
Mike Bloomberg and Joe Scarborough Maybe Going To Unite For 2012 Run
Man Sees Bristol Palin Dancing On TeeVee, Shoots TeeVee, Gets In Standoff With Police
Everything In American Government Run Through Dumb Hack Jon Kyl Now
Willow, Bristol Palin Call Fellows 'Fat,' Use Gay Slur On Facebook
Rude Republican Leadership Postpones First Date With Obama
Congress Rebuffs Clear Midterm Mandate To Give America More Four Loko, Not Less
Rush Limbaugh Photoshop Reminds You Obama Is a Black Gang Member
Conservatives Spending Hours Voting For Bristol Palin To Get Back At ACORN
Scooter Crime Hits America's Best Store
Groping Locales Sexier Than the Porno-Cancer Scanners
Earth-Shattering Midterm Elections Result In Same Congress Leadership
CHARLIE RANGEL INNOCENT ON ALL CHARGES; Just Kidding, VERY GUILTY
Expert President Man Newt Gingrich Tells Obama To Take Rest of Year Off
Anti-Obamacare Congressman Angry His Healthcare Won't Start Right Away
Joe Miller Still Suing Alaska For Not Letting Him Win
Michelle Obama Starts Indonesian Holy War, on Twitter
America's Pets Also Hate Sarah Palin's New TeeVee Show
George W. Bush Thinks He's 'Buddies' With Bill Clinton
Clarence Thomas' Wife Too Insane For Teabagger Group, Steps Down
Petulant Libertarian Blogger Refuses TSA Grope, Is Threatened With Suit
Chris Christie Endorses James 'Rape Prank' O'Keefe's Latest Video
Teabaggers Already Annoying the Crap Out of Their New Congressmen
Three-Year-Old Girl Groped By TSA Monster
Repealing 'DADT' Was a Nice Idea! But Yeah, Democrats Will Probably Cave
Poor Rich People Might Have To Pay Taxes Eventually
Pickup Truck Thanks Satan For Barack Obama Window
TSA Says It's 'Irresponsible' To Legally Opt-Out of Porno-Cancer Scanners
Remembering Our Fallen Week: Derision Points
George W. Bush Plagiarized Passages of His Book, Executed Innocent Guy
Obama Hits Weird-Japanese-Commercial Portion of Presidency
Bro Sentenced To Year In Prison For Guessing Palin's Dumb Password Hint
Uh Oh, Michael Steele Gets a Challenger; Rap Battle Time!
Cindy McCain Criticizes Husband On Gay Stuff Or Whatever
Boehners Today, Boehners Forever!
Comatose Ariel Sharon Still In Coma
Foreign Leaders No Longer Excited By Poor Old Obama
Cool New Bobby Jindal Pop-Up Book Blames Obama For Entirety of Oil Spill
Obama Begs South Korea To Buy Gross Beef At Sinister G-20 Summit
And Finally, the Best Midterm Election Analysis: It Was 'Toy Story 3'
Will the Taliban Save the Newspaper Business?
Fight the TSA's Child Porn Airport Death Machines, November 24!
Hong Kong Computer Animation Reviews George W. Bush's Fetus-Kanye Book
Silly American Public Kind of Wants New Republican Majority To Compromise
Allen West Drops His Crazy Radio-Host Insurrectionist Chief of Staff
D.C. Finally Has Movie Theater For Smart Movie People
The Google Desecrates Beloved U.S. Flag With Muslin Crescent Moon
Wonkette's Exclusive Interview With 'Client 9' Director Alex Gibney!
Fun New WND Accusation: Obama Rapes College Girls
White House Undecided On Whether To Let Republicans Walk All Over Them
Joe Barton Is Going To Marry An Incandescent Lightbulb
'Lone Hen Turkey' Saves America in George W. Bush's New Memoir
Recount Will Force Pawlenty To Hang Around Minnesota Being Governor Forever
Fiscal Commission: Smithsonian, Pandas To Blame For National Deficit
The Dream That Is Michele Bachmann Has Finally Died
Nobody Thinks Barack Obama and John Boehner Will Be Friends
Michelle Obama Cramps America's Style With Her 'Sharia-Couture'
John King Tried To Assassinate CNN's 'Magic Election Wall'
Federal Government Now Paying Lots of People $150,000 For Some Reason
Delis: Yes, D.C. Now Actually Has Some!
FDA's Cigarette Package Plan To Feature Cool Death Images
Tucker Carlson Likes To Send Out Fake E-mails As Keith Olbermann
George W. Bush On 'Kanwe' West: 'I'm Not a Hater'
Famous Lying Dildo Joe Miller Sues Alaska For Using 'Discretion'
George W. Bush Told Gordon Brown He Would Have Endorsed Obama
GOP Congressman Who Blames Sarah Palin For Everything Now Sort of Sorry
Mysterious (Lizard People) Missile Nearly Blows Up Los Angeles
AFA: We Must Kill the Demon-Cursed Bears Before They Kill Us
Marco Rubio Now Says He Has Nothing To Do With Tea Party
Obama Criticizes Israel In Muslim Indonesia, Once Had a 'Tranny Nanny'
Staycation Itinerary For the D.C. Unemployed
Texas Legislator Camps Out To Be First To File Clone Arizona Immigration Bill
Demon Volcano Trying To Kill Obama In Indonesia
Teabaggers Hate Government Trash Collection Now
Presidential Commission Exonerates BP, Tony Hayward's Yacht
Michigan Gay-Student Stalker Andrew Shirvell Finally Fired
For Only 50¢ a Day, You Too Can Save a Kathryn Jean-Lopez's Life
India Names FLOTUS Supreme Ruler of Disco
Sarah Palin's Twitter Honors America's Greatest Teenager, Bristol
Young George W. Bush Traumatized By Barbara Bush's Fetus Jar
Pleiadians, Lizard People Going To Explode America While Obama In Asia
Republicans Trying To Lure Away Joe Manchin With All The Coal He Can Eat
Angry Robert Gibbs Nearly Beats Up Indians To Save American Reporters
Dana Milbank Thinks Female Dog Clinton Would Have Won Midterms
Government Conspiracy Force-Feeds America Unwanted Cheese (Lard)
Olbermann Was Suspended For Not Apologizing For Being Olbermann
Remembering Our Fallen Week: There's No 'I' in 'Tea'
Bush Reveals How To Become President: Just Quit Boozin'
Jim Clyburn Will Battle Steny Hoyer To the Death
U.S. Finally Adds Jobs, But Not the Kind That Drop Unemployment
Obama Is Just Fine With the Election Results, Okay?
Keith Olbermann Suspended Without Pay For Paying Democrats
Sarah Palin Forced To Remove 'Favorite' Jesus-Blood Tweet
Iowans Not Going To Be Able To Overturn Gay Marriage For Years
Light-Skinned Obama Image Is Racist Against White Republicans
Navy SEAL Sells C-4, Machine Guns To Mexicans
Unrelenting Nancy Pelosi To Lead House Democrats Forever
BUSTED: Jon Stewart Caught Talking With Tim Geithner About 'Policy'
Obama Begins Two Hundred Million Trillion Dollar Asian Vacation
Sarah Palin 'Favorites' Obama Jesus-Blood Church Sign Photo
WorldNetDaily Needs Your Donations For Birth Certificate Billboards
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Wonkette's Exclusive Interview With English Satirist Chris Morris!
Karl Rove's Scary Stories Helped Electorate Realize Obama Is Muslim
Terrible Pollster Rasmussen Writes Today's Dumbest Sentence
Decrepit Muscle Actor Twitters About Obama, the ‘Manchurian Candidate’
John Kerry Tells Media Harry Reid 'Isn't Just Dracula'
Bush Considered Running With Bill Frist In 2004, But Cheney Said No
Tennessee Legislators Just Want To Hang Out With Their Blackface Pastors
Awful Things Can Be Great Things Too, Sometimes
Senate Candidates Who Received Fewer Votes Than Alvin Greene Yesterday
Carl Paladino Has a Baseball Bat: The Best of Last Night's Coverage
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Mike Pence Quickly Quits House Leadership To Run For President
America's Youth (Bristol Palin) Didn't Vote Yesterday
Obama Drunk Dials John Boehner
Michael Bennet Edges Out Boy-Rancher Ken Buck In Colorado
Alaska Senate Race Going To Come Down To Alaska's Spelling Skills
Kneeling Before Our New Orange Overlord (Day One)
Liveblogging Part VII: This Drunken Ashtray Mouth Is Weeping Again
Michele Bachmann Harassed By 'Going Crazy' Prankster
Liveblogging Part VI: Californication … Jerry Brown Is Governor Again
Part V: No Country For Old Feingold: Liveblogging the End of Russmocracy
Aww, Nobody Invited Newt Gingrich On the Election Coverage Shows
There Will Be Tea: Liveblogging America's Return To Slavery, Part IV
West Virginia Hillbillies Attempt a Sex Threesome
The Non-Witch Is Dead: Liveblogging the 2010 Midterms, Part III
Meanwhile, the Gays Are Quietly Taking Over Rand Paul's Kentucky
Teapocalypse Now: Liveblogging the 2010 Midterms, Part II
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AOL Shocker: Exit Polls Show People Are Broke, Sad
Liveblogging the U.S. Economy's Destruction of the Democratic Party
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ABC Won't Have Andrew Breitbart's Expert Poop-Leech Analysis Tonight
TERROR IN THE SKY: Scary Things Found On Plane Somewhere, Maybe
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National Review Already Picking Sarah Palin's Cabinet
Virginia Military Buildings Shot At, Again
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Basil Marceaux's Midterm Predictions
Misery Loves Company: Election Night Sobfests
Barack Obama Too Lazy To Call Baseball Team
Johnny Cash's Daughter Hates John Boehner, On Twitter
Let the Great Crapping-On of Obama Begin
David Vitter Cordially Invites You To Election Night Diaper Reception
Nate Silver Says Democrats Might Not Lose 1,000 Seats
It's Election Day! Never Forget
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America Decides 2010: What Does IHOP Stand For, Anyway?
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Drunk Carl Paladino Jumps In Your Halloween Photos
Christine Buys 30-Minute Ads To Remind Delaware She’s Crazy
FLOTUS Devises Evil Plan to Save Election, Through Exercise
Eleanor Holmes Norton Invites Stephen Colbert To Binge Drink With Her
Media Strumpet Sarah Palin Calls Media 'Corrupt Bastards'
Carl Paladino Accused of Mailing 'Sexual Predator Alerts'
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Liveblogging the Comedy Central Rally Thing From the National Mall
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Remembering Our Fallen Week: Pubic Humiliation
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Do Not Forget About Tonight's Wonkette Halloween Party In DC!
Can the Media Shut Up About Comedy Central In Time To Cover the Election?
Desperate Bobby Jindal In Some Kind of Louisiana Diaper Situation
Another Story In the Saga of TSA Feeling Up Jeffrey Goldberg's Cock
The UPS/FedEx Terror Parcels: What You Need To Know
David Vitter Still Refusing To Say He Broke Law With Prostitute Diaper Fun
Charles Krauthammer Declares a Race War
Dick Armey: Clinton, Gingrich Would 'Smoke Cigars and Talk About Their GFs'
Joe Miller Almost Hijacked a Plane One Time
Happy Halloween Midterm Horror!
Teabaggers Protect Dead People From Evil Liberal Voter Fraud
New 'Al Franken Cheated' GOP Website Lets You Buy Votes For GOP
Carl Paladino Calls Kirsten Gillibrand ‘Little Girl’
Teary-Eyed Meg Whitman Would Gladly Deport Former Housekeeper
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Oh, and Bush Now Spends His Days Playing Board Games For Hours
'Worthly Wokette Skum' Will Not Stop St. Christine From Cleansing DC's Sins
Fox News Sets Up Voter Intimidation Tip Line To Protect You From Blacks
Your Wonkette Guide To Terrifying Halloween Reading!
Drudge Report Leaks Dumb EXCLUSIVES From Bush Book
Where In DC To Spot Masturbating Witches This Halloween
Joe Manchin Running For 'Galactic' Senate Or Whatever
Some Weird Guy Says He Got Naked With Christine O'Donnell Once
Americans Going To Vote For GOP Even Though They Prefer Democrats
John Boehner To Play Nazi Dress-Up With Dress-Up Nazi
Government Reveals Comedy Central's Secret, Boring Rally Plans
Political Mailers Make Americans Shriek, Vomit
Connecticut Voters Allowed To Dress Like Idiots At the Polls
David Vitter Acknowledges Serious Diaper Sins
Forcing Voters To Remember 'Lisa Murkowski' Is Illegal, Says Court
Go See Sara Benincasa's Comedy Show In DC, Tonight!
Oh God, Who Paid Laura Bush To Speak To a Crowd?
Here Are Some Frames From Ben Quayle's Horrifying New Video
Scientists Discover Sexy 'Liberal Gene'
Christine O'Donnell To Head-Crush Radio Station
17,000,000 Americans Have College Degrees For No Reason
Sarah Palin Takes Twitter Gibberish To Whole New Level
Revealed: Bill Ayers' Terrorist Pact With Jon Stewart
American Nukes No Longer Want To Talk To Us
Washington Post Blows All Its John Boehner Boner Puns In One Profile
Rand Paul Stomper Wants an Apology From Lady He Stomped, Of Course
A Children's Treasury Of Drag Queens Running Through the DC Streets
Sandra Day O’Connor Robot Drunk Dials Nevada Voters All Night Long
Evil Bolshevik Billionaire George Soros Donates Millions To Marijuana Hippies
Joe Miller Admits He Lies About Everything, Even 'Computers'
Jack Abramoff Will Friend You On Facebook
Sharron Angle: Harry Reid Is An Illegal Mexican
Rand Paul Coordinator Apologizing For Stomping Now, Is Summonsed
Carly Fiorina In Hospital, Meg Whitman Concedes To Governor Brown
Ken Buck Doesn't Understand the First Amendment Either
Words of So Hateful Tone: 'You Talking About Kill and Insults?'
Richard Cohen Loves Sexual Harassment
RedState Angry It's 'Still' Not 'Allowed To Make a Racial Slur' About Obama
Please Convict Tom DeLay Already
Rest In Peace, Paul the German Octopus
Wonkette Sings Songs With Scalia At Italian Dinner Thing
Rand Paul Aqua Buddhists Stomp On Some Poor Woman's Head
'Justin Bieber' Fired For Hating Muslims
PARTY TIME: America Celebrates Record-Breaking Corruption!
Come To Wonkette's Friday Night Horror Bar Night!
Congressional Candidate: Gays=Short People
Michelle Obama Is In Charge of All Fashion, Forever
Andrew Breitbart Still Suffers From Serious Boy-Touching Denial
Joe Miller Uploads Weird Hidden-Camera Video of Person Voting For Him
Massive Crowd of 5 Birthers Had a Rally On the Mall This Weekend
Arizona Sheriff Guy Excitedly Hands 'Pink Underwear' To Sarah Palin
Christine O'Donnell Tells Jesus People She's 'Dead To Herself'
Tea Party Invades Catholic Church, Reinstitutes Witch Hunts
Joe Miller Keeps Running From Military Disability Questions
Bitter Gubernatorial Candidate Tells Obama To 'Shove It' (Somewhere Special)
New Pals Scalia and Kagan Hang Out At Gun Range
Democrats Deny Existence Of Human-Mouse Hybrid Monsters
'New Elite' Doesn't Even Watch Oprah, Hates America
FIRST LADY HARVESTS HUGE AND SWEET POTATOES, On Twitter
Tony Blair's Sister-In-Law Spreads Sharia Law
Iraqis Laugh and Laugh At WikiLeaks' So-Called 'Leaks'
Remembering Our Fallen Week: Passive Aggressive Phone Message
Charles Krauthammer Has His Finger On the Pulse of 'the Peasants'
Sharron Angle 'Shushes' Reporter
Michael Bennet Resorts To Child Labor, Kidnapping Old Woman
Illegal Alien Army Mobilizes For Cash-Strapped Commie Democrats
George W. Bush Admits Failing In Office!
iPhones Are Poisoning Our Babies!
Old Man Clinton Trots Self Out To Save Democratic Party
Wonkette Exclusive: Joe Miller Runs Screeching From Simple Question
Republican House Candidate Will Probably Lead Violent Putsch
New Clarence Thomas Lady Confirms Clarence Thomas Was Gross
Degenerate Blogger-Person Steals Last American Job
Dumb British Submarine Stuck In Mud
Ken Buck Will Never Compromise Ever (Except For Colorado $$$!)
Congressman Receives Toxic Swastika Fan Mail
Tea Party Not Quite White Enough For KKK's Grandest Wizard David Duke
Obama Tries To Steal Election With Free iPads For Everybody
Barack Obama Will Not Stop It With the Home Invasions
Saddam Hussein Donates Handgun To George Bush Museum Exhibit
BREAKING: Rich Dudes Love Republicans
Missouri Man Displays Festive Lynched Black and KKK Ghost In Yard
Nation of Whining Babies Still Throwing Stupid Tantrum
DSCC Accuses Pat Toomey of Being Communist Fortune Cookie
DC Men's Shoes For Clowns and Elves, Not Men
Sympathetic Fox News Hands Juan Williams a Bunch of Money
Giant Baby-Man In Diaper Steals Doritos From Liquor Store (VIDEO)
Upscale Dive Bars: This Would Be a Good Thing?
Crack Politico Investigative Reporters Discover 'The Real Bo Obama'
Right-Wingers All Rush To Say Craziest Thing About Juan Williams Firing
O'Donnell Regrets Witch Ad, Wants To Kill Witches & Dress As Dorothy
Fox News Sued For Being Racistly Abusive To Employee
A Pirate/Abortion/Nuke/Fashion Epic, by Ralph Reed
'Barack Obama' Sings About Dog Poo In New Gilbert and Sullivan Opera
Black Councilman Told To Pick Cotton
Juan Williams Fired For Admitting He Is Afraid of Flying Muslims
Nancy Pelosi Likes Being 'On Top'
American Voters Demand Traditional White/Hopeless Stasis
Slate: Stewart/Colbert Rally Is 'Bad For Democracy,' Or Something
Also, Christine O'Donnell Has No Idea Who Is In the U.S. Senate
Sarah Palin Makes Out With Dog, ‘Desecrates Flag’
Cuba Libre Brings Sweet Foodie Freedom To DC
'Name a Supreme Court Decision' Question Really Confusing Candidates
America's Drug Czar Enters Drug Treatment Center
George W. Bush Thinks You're 'Awesome'
The Second Amendment: Gay America's #1 Weapon Against Bullies
Dainty Obama Administration Won't Let DADT Meet Its End In Court
Obama Rakes In Big Profits On Wall Street Bailout
Rick Sanchez Still Alive, On Twitter
China Hoarding Precious Metals That Everybody Needs, Maybe
Joe Miller Thinks the Stasi Had Some Good Ideas!
Clarence Thomas' Wife Leaves Creepy Voicemail For Anita Hill
Peace In, Democracy Out In Afghanistan
Researchers Study Mysterious Rich People Who Run Everything
Military Recruiters Will Accept Gays, For Now
Univision Not Going To Air Ad Telling Brown People They Shouldn't Vote
Vitter Worried About Mexicans Getting Through Louisana's Border Fence
Does Diaperman David Vitter Have a New Favorite Hooker?
Here Is Bristol Palin Jivin' In a Gorilla Suit
Obama Cancels Visit To India Shrine: Didn't Want To Wear Muslin Costume
Southern GOP Chairman Resigns Over Racist E-Mail, The Sky Is Blue
Christine O'Donnell Shocks Delaware By Not Knowing First Amendment
Pentagon Under Attack! (Two Bullets Hit Pentagon)
Introducing: The Anti-Baby Snatching Party
Wonkette Infiltrates Daily Caller Bow Tie Kegger
Another Republican 'Young Gun' Might Be a Nazi!
New York Gubernatorial Orgy Focuses On 'Rent Is Too Damn High,' Hookers
Alex Pareene Liveblogged the NY Gov Debate!
'Dancing with the Stars' Would Have Preferred Todd Palin
Communist Traitor Requests Stimulus Money 7 Times For Her Minnesota District
Sam Alito Not Going To State of the Union If He Can't Yell At Obama
CNBC Publishes Secret AP Election Results; Republicans Lose
Dumb Old Man Wanks To John McCain's Daughter
Pilots Also Being Herded Into Naked-Camera TSA Machines
Conservative Nerd Blasts Conservative-Nerd Ex On C-SPAN
John McCain's Campaign Thinks He's Really Good At Singing
Saudis Warn French of Christine O'Donnell-Meghan McCain Threat
Sharron Angle Thinks Hispanic Students Have Those Asian Eyes
Here's Your Nightmare Nancy Pelosi Beach Party Cartoon Music Video
Harry Reid So Boring That His New Yorker Profile Is About Sharron Angle
President Relegated To Basic-Cable TeeVee Show
DC Burger Battle Just a Proxy War For Lawyers v. Humans
Insane Colorado Republican Says Gays Just Like Alcoholics
World's Most Powerful Lady Mingles With Peasants, Cures Disabled
Joe Miller Arrests Reporter For Asking Illegal Questions
New Chandra Levy Trial Hopes To Frame Illegal Immigrant
Rand Paul Asks Aqua Buddha For Guidance At Kentucky-Fried Debate
Barack Obama and Joe Biden's Delaware Witch Hunt
Michelle Obama Will Take Over U.S. Military, Next
Our Fallen Week: When Christine Rode Rockers and Teabaggers Were Nazis
Taiwan Animators Fantasize About Carl Paladino's Gay Campaign
Candidate's 'Muslin Allegations' Called 'Despicable' and 'Scummy'
Hey People, All the Wonkette Shirts Are Back In Stock
Bill O’Reilly Has Islamophobic Chat With Ladies On 'The View'
'Baby's Snatch' Ends Hilariously With Classic Government Restraint
Hopey Loves the Little Children, All the Children of The World
Horrible Things That Go In Your Mouth
In Tennessee, 9/11 Mosque More Popular Than State Lawmakers
Here's a Sneak Preview of Sarah Palin's Dumb TeeVee Show
Attack Ad Accuses Mayor of 'Kicking Children In the Face'
Terry Jones Wins Foreign/Muslim Car For Not Hosting Koran-Burning Picnic
Mark Sanford Thankful That Voters Don't Care About His Affair Anymore
Harry Reid Cage Fights Sharron Angle, Talks About Colons
Anderson Cooper Falls For the Old 'Apes Say Put On a Bunny Suit' Trick
DRUDGE SIRENS: Matt Drudge Thinks Michelle Obama Broke Election Law!
Don't Look Now, But Alvin Greene Is Probably Standing Right Behind You
New Axiom: As Nancy Pelosi Votes, So Votes John Boehner
Biden Clumsily Announces He and Obama Are Running For Re-Election
Carl Paladino's Advisor Was Licked At That Gay Pride Parade
'Rich Whitey' Only Polling At 2%, Somehow
Washington Post Claims Brigade's Strategy Is To 'Strike and Destroy' D.C.
Lawyers Hate the Burger Trend As Much As You Do
Dick Cheney Still Not Apologizing To That Guy He Shot
Government-Funded Donald Duck Videos Smear Glenn Beck
Republican Senate Candidate: "We Need Lasers Right Now"
Republican 'Young Guns' Publish Violent Cowboy Novel
TeeVee's Pat Sajak Has Repealed Voting Rights For Government Workers
Wonkette Interviews Jonathan Capehart About Teen Bullying
NASA-Zombie Alliance Hosts Climate Change Apocalypse Rally
Scientist Proves Teabagger Signs Aren't Racist, Exposes Media Conspiracy
Liveblogging Christine O'Donnell's Big Witchy Jerk-Off Debate
Christine O'Donnell's Debating Tonight? Sure, We'll Liveblog That
Teabaggers Still E-Mailing Us, Telling Us Not To Drink Anti-Baby 'Flouride'
Christine O'Donnell's Ex-Neighbors Wish She Didn't Have Sex So Loudly
Carl Paladino's Gay Nephew Quits Thriving Paladino Furry Campaign
Cocktail Parties For Both Hipsters & Breast Cancer
Congressional Candidate Plans Out Private Birth Certificate Viewing
Dancing With the Stars: Insidious Mind Control?
Insightful Colorado Billboard Contends There Are Four Obamas
The Jews Made Gay Club Owner Carl Paladino Homophobic
Charlie Crist Earns Coveted Steroid Nut/Vaccine Denialist Endorsements
Guvmint Thugs Will Steal Your Cell Phone After Stealing Your Baby
Parker-Spitzer Ratings Tank, Proving Existence Of Loving God
New Krispy Kreme Cheeseburger Will Give You Diabetes Immediately
Delaware Embarrassment Christine O'Donnell Debates Yale Divinity Elitist!
Obama Team Bored of Nation's Problems, Still Loves the Blackberry
A Children's Treasury of Teabagger E-mails Against 'Baby's Snatching'
Senior Citizens Nearly Kill Each Other Over Campaign Yard Signs
Breaking! Federal Judge Opens Floodgates To Armed Gays
Carl Paladino Wants To Have Sex With Eric Holder
Sharron Angle Raised an Insane Amount of Money Last Quarter
Let's Compare This Crazy Anti-Gay AFA Op-Ed With One Published By WaPo!
Ken Buck To Defend Himself This Week For Not Prosecuting Rape
West Virginia Douche Will Shoot Environmentalism Dead, For Freedom
FLOTUS Even More Powerful Than Lady Who Wrote 'Twilight'
John Boehner Demands Weekly Spending Cuts For Eternity
Naked Guy Promises To Share His Streaking Prize With Obama
Mrs. Cheney Interviews Dick Cheney's New Heart
Joe Miller Tired of Questions, Being Treated Like a Senate Candidate
Reason Mag Hack Accuses Your Wonkette of Making Fun of Teabaggers
Former Polish President Knows Glenn Beck = Manipulative Turd
Wow, 50 People Did That Washington Post Win-a-Date-With-Broder Contest
Happy Tenth Birthday, Andrew Sullivan's Blog!
Nation Celebrates Columbus Day Eve By Throwing Book, Showing Its Dick
Remembering Our Fallen Week: Notes From the Culture of Death
Socialist Billionaire George Soros Refuses To Finance Every Democrat
Racist Nightmare Carl Paladino Also Hates Your Gay Children!
Fine, Here's Your Christine O'Donnell Parody Commercial From NBC
GOP 'Young Guns' House Nominee Loves Playing Nazi Dress-Up
Update! AFA Blogger Still Knows Jesus Wanted That House To Burn Down
A Children's Treasury of Christine O'Donnell 'I'm You' Knockoffs
9,000-Year-Old Woman Not Racist Against Coloreds, She Tells C-SPAN
BREAKING TEABAGGER NEWS: Govmint Stoled Newborn Baby
42 Million Americans On Food Stamps Now; Need Rising By 20% Per Year
Poor People Eat Regular Donuts, Rich People Brunch On Gourmet Doughnuts
Democrats Can Rejoice: Fewer Than 100,000 Jobs Lost In September!
Dying Glenn Beck Dying, Has Crackpot Theory About Him Dying
White House Absolutely Loved Shirley Sherrod Firing, Documents Show
Obama Replaces Gossipy National Security Czar
DC Sloths Can't Stop Complaining About Broken Escalators
Mexican President Fears California Will Ruin His Pot Business
United Arab Emirates Might NOT Ban BlackBerry Machines?
Here Is a Video of Wonkette Singing About Masturbation
Christine O'Donnell Releases Self-Parody 'I Didn't Go To Yale' Video
Crowbar-Wielding Lady Attacks Jesus P0rn
Activist Federal Judge: ObamaKKKare Death Panels Are Constitutional
Flavored Chew Fiend 'Skoalrebel' Has Become Cartman, On 'South Park'
Bristol Palin's Music Video Even Worse Than Levi's Somehow
Hero Judge Throws Attorney In Jail For Not Reciting Pledge of Allegiance
For Wingnuts On Facebook, Campbell's Soup Is the New 'GZ Mosk'
Bill O'Reilly Reminds Us That He's 'Not Yoko Ono'
Republicans Forced To Remove WV Hick Ad Starring Non-Hicks
Fat Old Couple Has 'Mobility Scooter Fight' At the Wendy's Again
Rand Paul, Jack Conway Meet At Kentucky Urinal
George Allen Going To Bring His Football Back To the Senate, Macacas
Lifelong Fraud John McCain Is Lifelong Fraud
Lady Gaga vs. Nancy Pelosi, Who Will Win? (Not Nancy Pelosi)
Mexican-Hating Lou Dobbs Employs Illegal Mexicans
Arizona Guy Finally Has Enough Bumper Stickers For Freedom
Politician Gets It Wrong On 'Bull Semen'
Bob Schieffer Hosts Insane Karaoke Night For Boozed-Up Media Shills
Happy Nine Years of Fighting for Nothing In Afghanistan!
Joe Miller Says Sarah Palin Qualified To Be President, Technically
Congressional Candidate Regrets Sucking Reindeer Dildo
Rick Sanchez Releases Statement, Thanks CNN Jew Overlords
Obama Begins Personally Robbing Taxpayers
Find Christine O'Donnell In Song
Presidential Seal Also Quitting Obama Administration
Todd Palin E-mail No Big Deal Because Palins Say It Isn't
AFA: Jesus Wanted Firefighters To Let That House Burn
Monstrous Sociopath Dick Morris Has New PAC With Dumb Name
Americans Actually Crushed By Lack of Dignity & Joy, Not Politics
BREAKING: Wall Street Journal Hates Obama's Thug 'Rap' Music
Sarah Palin Will Save Your Fetus, If You Pay Her
'Mad Strangler' Joe Biden To Strangle Everybody, Especially Republicans
Glenn Beck Glad Some Family's House Burnt Down, Restores Honor and Hope
Orrin Hatch: Drug Test Lazy Welfare People
White House Denies Proposed Three-Way
Area 51 'Mosque' Design Is Frank Gehry By Way of Ayatollah & Superman
Fox News: Jet Ski Pirate Mexicans Are Murdering Americans
Todd Palin E-Mails Joe Miller, Orders Him To Endorse Wife For President
Why Do Teabagger Celebrity Gals All Look Like Monica Lewinsky?
Dana Milbank Pretty Sure Glenn Beck Is Going To Stage a Coup
John Boehner Chats With Obama About Only Two Things: 'Golf' and 'Skin Color'
Teabaggers Come Out Forcefully In Favor of Puppy Abuse
Avoid Getting Blown Up: Eat European Food In Amurica
Obama Harnesses Power of the Sun, Leaves White House Coal Miners Hungry
FBI, Entire Republican Party Thought Jack Kemp Was Totally Gay
Top Federal Judge Nailed For Drugs, Guns & Nailing Stripper
Wonkette ‘Deceived By Satan’ Re: His Fave Grandma, Sarah Palin
But Obama Promised Us Unpoisoned Baby Food & Non-Mutilating Tricycles!
Carl Paladino's Violent Pit Bull Probably Just Carl Paladino Furry
Wrestling Lady & Fake Vietnam Veteran Do Fake Wrestling For CT
Christine O'Donnell Comes Out of Hiding, Claims To Be 'You'
CIA Robots Kill Germans in Pakistan
James O'Keefe Swears He Wasn't Going To Dildo CNN Lady On Boat
Ben Quayle Points Gun At 'Wife,' Forces Her To Talk Into Camera
Superspy Christine O'Donnell Knows China's Plans To Invade USA
Palin Fans Quickly Threaten Life of Kid Who Threatened Palin's Life
Stilted Rahm Goes Entire Announcement Video Without Swears
Jesus-Loving Barber Will Be Nice To Muslims 'Even Tho They Wrong'
Levi Johnston Makes Gross Porn Video With Some Old Lady
Nation's Political Action Reduced To Crowd Figures, Animated GIFs
Americans Have Important Opinions Regarding Jennifer Aniston, Iran
Michelle Obama and Jonas Brother Beg Children To Get Off Their Butts
Americans Having More Sex In Butt
Will Donald Trump Save the Republicans From Themselves?
Summer School Teacher Says O'Donnell 'Interested In Ideas'
Weak and Girly Obama-Emanuel Hug Will Provoke Nuclear Holocaust
Mike Pence: No More Billion-Dollar Earmarks for Planned Parenthood
Sharron Angle Talks Dirty, Sexy Politics in New Secret Teabagger Tape
If Not For Her Meat Love, Christine O'Donnell Would Be a Krishna
Remembering Our Fallen Week: Shake It To Make It Work
Big Liberal Rally Looks Pretty Lame!
CNN Fires Rick Sanchez, But Not For Obvious Reason of Being Dumb
Georgetown U. Finds Piece Of Rope, Assumes Lynching Racist Is On Loose
Congressman's Grandson Falls Asleep During Gory House Floor Speech
Anonymous Amazon Book Review Proves All Muslims Are Terrorists
Charles Krauthammer Blasts Obama For Opposing Perpetual War
Climate Change Campaign Makes Gross Video, Tries To Hide It, Fails
Teabagger Who Warned of DC Black People Celebrates Black Kid's Death
Gay-Stalking Michigan Asst. AG Takes Leave of Absence, Finally
U.S. Government Sorry It Gave Some Brown People Gonorrhea and Syphilis
Goodbye Forever: A Children's Treasury of Rahm Emanuel Moments
Rick Sanchez Finally Reveals World's Secret: Everything Run By Jews
New 'Osama bin Laden' Video Urges Muslims to Drink Clean Water
Shameful DC Man Joins Yuppie Cult
Spanish Dads Get Breastfeeding Vacation
More Than 4,000 White People 'Like' Adrian Fenty, On Facebook!
Here Is a News Story About Ancient Penguins
Rupert Murdoch Has Fond Memories of Being Illegal Brown Person
Glenn Beck's Fanzine Criticizes Obama For Stealing Glenn's Chalkboard
Utah Congressman To Be In Charge of D.C., Put It Back Into Maryland
Bob Woodward's Scoop: Obama Cabinet Hates Itself
Democracy's Angry Friend Rahm Emanuel Officially Leaving Tomorrow
'This Is an iPhone,' Jim Lehrer Announces
Palin Gets Restraining Order Against Pennsylvania Teen With Shotgun
Anderson Cooper Gets Daytime Talk Show, Ladies
What To Do Between the Ridiculous Heat and Terrible Cold
Racist Monster Carl Paladino Almost Punches New York Reporter in the Face
China Forces U.S. Butterstick Fans To Clean Panda Poop
Blame Barack Obama for Flooding the East Coast
Teevee Comedian Stephen Colbert Gives Congress Herpes
Mike Castle Won't Run as a Write-In, Christine O'Donnell Still Won't Win
Mark Foley Joins His Pal Justin Bieber On Twitter
Meg Whitman's Illegal Mexican Housekeeper Was Illegal, Mexican
McCain Voters Killing Everyone Nonstop With Their Drunk Driving
Lawrence O'Donnell Goes Over Famous Genius Levi Johnston's Head
Almost Dozens of People Protest FBI War Against Anti-War Activists
Barack Obama Distantly Related To Republican Opponents, Again
Noted Shark-Lover Harry Reid Spars With Shark Victim Tom Coburn
Teabaggers Embrace Silly Bandz Terrorism
America Wins In Bay of Pigs 2.0
Jesus Communicator Sends Us Poorly Written Cease-and-Desist Letter
Oxford Wannabe Christine O'Donnell Opposed To 'Yale Values,' On Twitter
Mich. Assistant AG Has Awkward, Sexually Charged TeeVee Talk
James O'Keefe Tries To Get CNN Reporter Onto His Dildo Lube Boat
Raytheon Makes Silly Death Suit, Probably Using Your Tax Dollars
Toymakers Fight For Right To Poison America's Adults
Obama Standing In Somebody's Backyard Again
Bill Clinton Discovers That People Like It When You Give Them Handjobs
Chris Cillizza Stars In Another Miserable WaPo Cult Classic Flop
Rahm Emanuel Will Murder His Tenants
Your Dumb Lisa Murkowski Artwork Is Now Famous In Alaska
Democrats To Make Michele Bachmann Vanish, With Maps
Liveblogging the Jerry Brown-Meg Whitman Heat-Wave Death Match
George Washington, Scary Eyeliner Jesus Want You To Save Country
Upscale Restaurants Join the Fight To Keep America Fat
Click Here For Jenna Bush Upskirt!
Obama Admits Jesus Does Not Speak To Him Personally
Hooray! World War I Is Now Over! USA! USA! USA!
Jim DeMint E-mails Senate Staffs To Let Them Know He Runs Country Now
America: Where Gold Flows Like Sierra Mist
ELECTION SHOCKER: Christine O'Donnell Didn't Go To Oxford
You Know It's Bad When the Army Actually Calls It Murder
Sarah Palin Maybe Booed On Dancing Thing
CNN Shocker: Girl Vanished Nine Years Before Being Born
Joe Biden Tells Libtard Donors To Stop With the Sniveling
Obama Tells Rolling Stone Why Republicans Are So Lame
Barbara Boxer Is Married (Sorry?)
Teabaggers Trying to Seduce Your Children With Coloring Books
Medvedev Fires Moscow Mayor, For Democracy
Rahm Emanuel Finally Resigns For 'Not Leaving Baby Trig Alone'
North Korea Gets New Best-Ever Ultimate Leader
The FBI Is Also Skyping With You
Wonketteers Ensure Nobody Will Remember Lisa Murkowski's Name
Someone At WaPo Website Mistakenly Uploads News From Summer of 2001
Rand Paul Doctor Club: Obama Elected By Literally Hypnotizing Voters
HomoCon Attendees' Nipples Still Hard From Ann Coulter's Anti-Gay Slurs
UN Appoints Minor Bureaucrat To Deal With Space Alien Invasion
MUST SEE TEEVEE: Ann Coulter On Larry King Tonight
Malkin: Black Lady Says Stephen Colbert Murdered Her Nephew
Wisconsin Attorney General Resigns Due To Nymph Sexting
Ad Proves DEMOCRATS Can Accuse REPUBLICANS of Being Terrorists
Dumb Libtards To Host Own Glenn Beck Rally This Weekend
YES! Southwest Buys AirTran Which Means You Can Fly Southwest To National Airport
Michelle Obama Traumatizes Children At Farm
Sex Maniac Christine O'Donnell Groans About 'Porkers,' On Twitter
HIPPIE ALERT: Weed Is Going To Be Legal Soon In California
Help Alaska Remember Lisa Murkwski's Confusing First Name
Rutgers Wants To Teach New Jersey About Manners
Celebrate Fifty Years of Horrible Teevee Politics
What If ... Teabaggers Took Over the Funny Pages
Remembering Our Fallen Week: Idiocy of the Majority
Ben Quayle Takes Down Video Because All That Math Was Wrong
Chuck Grassley Celebrates Steel By Showing Off His Erection Grime
Grouchy Old John Conyers Mean To Visiting TeeVee Comic
Meghan McCain Suffers 'Unforeseen Professional Responsibilities'
So Why Hasn't Christine O'Donnell Stopped America From Having Sex Yet?
Rumor Thing Accuses John Boehner of Boning Lobbyist
Yep, Mike Pence Is Your Next President
Teabaggers Forced To Cancel Convention Nobody Will Go To
Stephen Colbert Testifies To Congress About Serious Stuff
CNN Will Become Sleazy Moronic Copy of Headline News
Homocon Guy Jimmy LaSalvia and the Conservative Homosexual Agenda
Lisa Murkowski Constantly Making Jim DeMint Cry Like a Little Baby
Anthony Weiner Wants To Steal All Of Your Precious Goldline Coins
Most British Toddlers Are Violent Racists
Court Rules DADT Is Unconstitutional, Obama Administration Freaks Out
It's the 2010 Midterm Wonkette Photoshop Contest!
DC Chicken Wing Bones Drive Capitol Hill Yuppies Nuts
OFFICIAL Bristol Palin Facebook Page Up, Idiot Fan Comments Quickly Follow
Brave Democratic Officials Decide Keeping Tax Cuts Too Hard
Canadians Are Catching Up With America’s Fatness
Meghan McCain Is a Classic Cowman
Crossing the Potomac Into the New Promised Land
Ben Quayle Announces Debut of 'Trail of Tears 2.0'
Hecklers Ruin Obama Fundraiser Speech
NRO Gay-Marries New 'Pledge to America'
Erick Erickson Wishes Republican Party Would Feed Him More Butter
Weird Old Racist Carl Paladino Suddenly Back To Losing Terribly
Sarah Palin Will Run For President If Nobody Else 'Steps Up'
Anti-American Mexican TeeVee News Mocks Our Proud Spring Break Kids
Jimmy Carter's Mutant Rabbit Tell-All
Texas School Children Tired Of Reading 'Pro-Islamic' Textbooks All Day Long
Today In Rudeness: Meg Whitman Says Fresno Looks Like Detroit
'Pledge To America' Will Restore Our Glorious Post-9/11 Society Of Fear
RedState Guy Says Tom Friedman Acts Like a Jackass On Amtrak
Most U.S. Unemployed Will Never Ever Find Work Again
Scary YouTube Movie Proves Sarah Palin Is Weird
Disillusionment Is No Excuse To Not Drink, Eat, and Love Neocons
TeaBag Traitor Calls Palin a Common Entertainer
Cursed Souls Forced To Live With Name 'Sarah Palin'
Vulgarity Watch: Ohio Democrat Calls Teabaggers 'F*ckers'
Christine O'Donnell's Website Is Sad and Hilarious
Kathleen Parker Writes Transcript of Dumb 'Morning In America' Ad
Unknown Hero In Saxby Chambliss' Office Pens 'Faggots' Comment On Blog
Crazy Racist Carl Paladino Trails Cuomo By Only Six Points!
Can You Translate Chuck Grassley's Rosetta Stone Thing On Twitter?
Christine O'Donnell Doesn't Believe In Premarital National Teevee Intercourse
Election Observers Will Observe Hugo Chavez's Earthquake Machine
Be Melodramatic About Everything Until November, Says Video
Alaska Not Quite Ready For Another Oil Spill Yet
America Finally Safe From Immigrant Children And Their Immigrant Ways
Everybody Doesn't Love Obama Now
Founder of eBay Won't Endorse Meg Whitman, Either
Mysterious Vatican Bank Probed For Mysterious Money Laundering
Sarah Palin Praises Todd's Junk
Jesse Jackson, Jr. Admits To Sexytime With Dolphin Model, Not To Huge Bribe
Larry Summers To Join His Own Unemployment Statistics
Heterosexuality Safe For Now As Don't Ask, Don't Tell Filibuster Succeeds
College Republican Tweens Break Up With Obama On Facebook
Teabaggers Not Allowed To Wear Ratty Teabagger T-Shirts In Obama's USA
Disgusting Daily Caller Guy Masturbates To Meghan McCain
TODAY IN POLITICS: Kirsten Gillibrand Is a Total Babe
Adrian Fenty Memorial Gentrification Tour
New SarahPAC Video Announces Palin Is Commanding General of Teabaggers
Delaware Witch O'Donnell Casts Masturbation Spell On Values Voters
Rich Person Begs For More Taxes
Twitter Hackers Destroy White House (On Twitter)
Sad Bristol Palin Forced To Dance Terribly Without Her Terrible Mom
Chuck Norris' Money Priest Restores Christianity to Liberty Bell
Lisa Murkwski's Campaign Can't Spell Murkwski, Either
Lindsey Graham Needs To Bomb Iran So Badly
Olympia Snowe Could Decide Outcome of Huge Gay Senate Showdown
How To Fake a 68-Page Republican Jobs Plan With Gigantic Fonts
Obama Faces Angry 'Quite Frankly' Lady At Odd Newseum Town Hall
At Bristol's TV Dancing Taping, Sarah Palin Is Security's 'Higher Priority'
Washington Post Doing Another 'America's Next Great Pundit' Thing
Jimmy Carter: Jimmy Carter Is The Best Ex-President Ever
Murkowski's Write-In Candidacy Infuriates Teabaggers: It's Not Anti-Porno
Somebody Named 'Orora' Allowed To Tweet On Palin's Account?
LOTR Nerd Blasts Your Wonkette For Disrespecting LOTR, Nerds
Politico: Unnamed Politico Source Disagrees With Unnamed NYT Sources
Nate Silver Says Math Suggests Murkowski Could Win, Maybe
Maureen Dowd Is Your New Joseph Campbell
Family Research Council Racistly Implies Sarah Palin's a 'Cheerleader'
Steve King Waterboards Helpless Mole Creatures
Michelle Obama's Week of Living Hell
Do Not Read Donald Rumsfeld's New Memoir
Meet the Values Voter Choice for President, Mike Pence (Who?)
BP Oil Well Declared 'Dead', World Mourns
Business As Usual In Afghanistan, Iraq
Remembering Our Fallen Week: Falling Into Godspell
Christine O'Donnell Was Actually a Practicing Witch
Evil Old Nazi Pope Tries To Trick Anglicans Into Becoming Catholics
Confusing Murkowski Write-In Process Will Just Confuse Alaskans
Alaskan GOP Death Match: Lisa Murkowski vs. Joe Miller
U.S. Consumer So Totally Screwed, Economists Say
Oh Look, Dumb Quotes From the Value Voters Summit
Tea Party Group Sending Homosexual/Jewish Bracelets To Liberals For Some Reason
Bill Clinton Calls Bachmann 'Stupid,' Helps Bachmann Smartly Raise Money
Barack Obama and the Ghost of Rodney Dangerfield Go Back To School
Sarah Palin Is Persecuted Jesus Plus Esther Plus Obama-Jesus
A Children's Treasury Of Christine O'Donnell's Website Content
Let's All Celebrate Constitution Day With Orrin Hatch!
Meg Whitman Gives Herself a Lot Of Money, Again
Cartoon America Finally Starts Paying Attention To Midterms
New Twilight Mashup Features Michele Bachmann and Other Crazy Ladies
Glenn Beck's Weekend Party Rule: No Wonkettes Allowed
Insult To Injury: Hooray! Fenty Wins Republican Primary!
Christine O'Donnell Has a Bachelor's Degree In Suntan Lotion Marketing
EXCLUSIVE: Does the Pope Wear Tartan 'Knickers'?
Why Won't Sarah Palin Give This Guy His $600 Back?
Your Consumer Reeducation Begins TODAY!
Now Some Other Comedians Will Do National Mall Rallies
ABC News Now Showing Christine O'Donnell's 'Masturbation Stance'
A Children's Treasury of Christine O'Donnell's Hairstyles
Huge Media Organization CNN Brags About Busting Minor Ohio Blogger
Costume-Wearer Glenn Beck Tells Teabaggers To Stop Wearing Costumes
Tea Party Guy Needs to Calm Down
Sexytime Acrobatics At the Circus
Fundamentalist: U.S. Hasn't Been Attacked Since 9/11 Because Of Sports
Christine O'Donnell Contradicts Position On Female Warriors
Facebook Is Ruining the Sanctity Of Your Marriage
44 Million Americans Now Officially Living In Poverty
Thank You, Germany, For Making An '08 Election Musical
Harry Reid Wins 'First Place' At Hispanic Caucus Awards Ceremony
Christine O'Donnell Reveals Her Feminist Icons: LOTR Characters
Funny Internet Joke Bear Headed To Tulsa To Molest Kids
David Limbaugh Will Arrest This Lawless Kenyan
Is Nancy Pelosi Forcing House Dems To Commit Mortal Sins?
Kansas Hero Will Help Arizona Draft Its New Anchor Baby Law
Christine O'Donnell 'Supporters' Conflicted About Touching Themselves
Carla Bruni Shocked By Michelle Obama's Sexy Secret
Glenn Beck Doesn’t Care If His Fans Die
Pope Admits Maybe the Church Has Been Just a Bit Rapey
Americans Are Still Homeless and Poor
South Carolina Republicans Have Fun Slavery Dress-Up Party
Tom Tancredo Comforts Olds About Dan Maes' Evilness
But Will There Still Be Pig Roasts In a Fenty-Less DC?
A Full Report On Andrew Breitbart Touching Boys At the 9/12 Death Picnic
John Kerry Is a Master of Puns
Wait, So Christine O'Donnell Was 'Sexually Promiscuous'?
Bristol Palin Doesn't 'Have a Sexy Bone' In Her Body
Huge DNC Announcement: They Updated Their LiveJournal Template
Christine O'Donnell: the 41-Year-Old Virgin
The Amish Are Your New Mexicans
The Commerce Clause Restricts Our God-Given Right To Sell Sex Slaves
Delaware Republicans Get Their Own Alvin Greene, But With Witchcraft
Britain's Brown People Make Pope Uncomfortable
Failed SNL Comedienne Declares Sarah Palin the 'Perfect Feminist'
Today's Most Popular Democrat Is Not Barack Obama
Sinister Mexicans Taking Over America With the So-Called 'Metric System'
Adrian Fenty Foreshadows the End Times For Newspapers and Obama
Christine O'Donnell Is Against EVERYTHING Fun
Which 'Prominent Republican' Lives Gayly With An Illegal Mexican?
Obama Slave-Float Makers Just Want America to Be 'Accountable'
Where Will Christine O'Donnell Get Her Campaign Money Now?
Primaries Give Birth To Endless Comedy, Forever
'Smart Girl Politics' Website Mistakenly Features Idiot
Mayor Fenty Loses! (According To USA Today) UPDATE: And Then Loses
Teabagger Tuesday! Liveblogging the Almost-Last Primary, YAY Christine!
Liveblogging Tonight's Primary? Yeah, a Little!
Christine O'Donnell 'a Complete Fraud,' Says Phone-Robot
Dem 'Source' to CNN: Democratic Party Will Explode In Ecstasy Tomorrow
GREAT IDEAS: Al Sharpton Starts Own Sunday Talk Show
Obama Pens Anorexia Children's Book
Jeebus Lady Cindy Jacobs Repents For All Lesbians, Cleanses Craigslist
Here Is That Skateboarder Guy Who Heroically Swiped That Koran
Sarah Palin Refudiates The Situation
Media Cannot Stop Reporting That Elizabeth Warren Has Been Given Job
Charles Krauthammer Denounces Sarah Palin, Is Totally Not Sexist
Hero Outlaw Ben Nelson To Save Rich-People Tax Cuts
New FreedomWorks Diversity Thing Sounds Really Fake
Does Everybody Have Their New Wonkette Commenting Account?
Keep That 9/11 Spirit Alive: Rent a Bicycle!
Make Michele Bachmann's Friend 'Jim' Say Lies About You
Dead People Continue To Terrorize Democrats
Michele Bachmann Never Gets to Do Anything Fun/Illegal
Newt Gingrich's Wingnut Pal Explains 'Abortonomics'
'Smoke That Weed,' Says Important California Union
Primary Season Ends With a Seven-State Primary Fiesta
Recession Drags On & Crime Keeps Falling, Because America Is Too Fat
New York Jets Join War On Mexico (And Mexico's Sexiest Sports Reporter)
John Boehner Says Thing About Tax Cuts, Gets Obama People All Excited
Sharron Angle Wants Your Spouse To Beat You Up, Reid Ad Says
Libtard Coed Dorm 'Campus Progress' Will Convince You Not To Vote
Chuck Grassley Reassures Iowa Olds About His Twitter Habits
Capitol Celebrates 9/11 a Couple of Days Late, By Being Evacuated
There Will Be Terrorist Attack Next 9/11 Even If Marc Thiessen Has To Do It Himself
Charlie Crist Loves the Gays, Lives On a Beach
Now That NYT Saw Marty Peretz' Racism, He Regrets It
Midterm In Style With Sexy New Teabagger Jewelry
Michelle Plays Football For America's Fat Children
Introducing Maureen Dowd's Magical Half-Human Sister
Tony Blair Wins Liberty Medal, Obviously
Hillary Celebrates Mexican Bicentennial By Declaring War
Obama: Close Gitmo. That Place Is Pricey.
If You Understand Obama-speak, You're a Kenyan Anti-Colonialist
Andrew Breitbart Gropes Youth At 9/12 Death Picnic
Alaskan Yuppies Fuel Yuppie Food Industry
Demon-Congress Returns, Will Probably Raise Your Taxes
California Sheriff's Dept. Warns of Cartoon Bear Pictures On Internet
Remembering Our Fallen Week: Worst Week Since Last
Palin-Beck 9/11 DeathFest Crowd Haunted By Weird Protesters
Palin-Beck Death Porn In the Land of the Midnight 9/11
'The Night Before 9/11': a Holiday Poem
Today In 9/11: Inbreeding Muslins, Sharia-ing Supermodels, and Jack El-Kerouaqis
SUV Announces Magical March On Washington Happening On 9/12
Barry Obamar Celebrates the Muslin Terrorist New Year 5771
Roland Burris Wants To Run For Re-Election, But Only To Finish Glorious Term
Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Blind
Evil Facebook Silencing Team Sarah Comments About Islam
At Long Last, HERE Is the Catholic Menace
DC Attacked By American Robot Death Plane
Here's a 9/11 Death Chart To Drive Your Wingnut Relatives Crazier
Koran-Burner Totally PUNKED'D By Jon Meacham On 'Morning Joe'
Maryland Muslim Politician Worships a Rat!
Desperately Poor GOP Lobbyists Finally Finding Work Again
Last Remaining U.S. Secrets To Be Leaked
Liveblogging Obama's First Press Conference Since the Last One
Wingnut Insists Burning Korans On 9/11 Honors Allah And All His Friends
Hungry Reporters Want To Eat 'Obama Quesadilla'
Daily Caller Likes Drinking 'Brew,' Man
God Orders Random Guy to Create 'Palin 2012 Project'
America Reacts: Pastor Burn-a-Koran and Rush Limbaugh Were Classmates
Rioting Afghans Really Getting Into the 'Spirit Of 9/11’
Alex Pareene Will Burn a Koran For You
Local Cretin Somewhere Cancels Make-Believe News Event
Bill Clinton Endorses Meg Whitman, Is Having Affair With Gennifer Flowers
Jesus Himself Delivers Palin Endorsement In Delaware Primary
A Children’s Treasury of Facebook Idiots Disagreeing With Palin On Koran Burn
A Semi-Comprehensive Guide To PBR
Luxury T-Shirt Material 'Cotton' Now Even MORE Expensive
Important People Upset By Lack Of Quiet Hookers
Arizona Sheriff Goes To New Hampshire, Hint Hint
Russia-Wonkette Must-See TeeVee
Newt Gingrich To Speak At Values-Less Voter Summit
John Bolton Maybe Running For President of Bombing Iran
Obama, Everyone Condemn Random Pastor Who Is Somehow Famous
Screeching Lunatic Running For Office Somewhere
Tony Blair Composes Victorian Novel, For Humanity
Michele Bachmann Will Bribe the Homosexuals
US Marines Surprise Somali Pirates, Just Like In First Barbary War
Ray LaHood Backs Snooki-Busting Mayor of Newark
Michele Bachmann Deploying Ego to Fight Scary Bachmannota Invader
Complaining After the CIA Tortures You Is Illegal, Says Federal Court
Dan Maes LIED About Lying About Being a Secret Agent In Liberal, Kansas
Vanity Fair's Sarah Palin Story Is Totally True, Says Vanity Fair
Wonkette's Liz Glover & Lady Gaga Had a Yoga Thing
Muslim-Hater Marty Peretz Says Muslims Can't Have Free Speech
Joe Miller's Creepy Clean & Quiet HQ
Barney Frank Finally Debated That LaRouche Hitler Lady
House Hopeful Says Girl Scouts Are Lesbortionists
Cool Boxer Staffer Arrested For Bringing Pot Into Hart Building
Obama Has a Nice Little Afternoon Economic Speech
Empress of Washingtonia's Reign of Terror Continues
Ayn Kampf: The Ayn Rand Omnibus
Andy Griffith Has Poll Numbers? And They Are Down?
Jesus-Constitution Painting Guy Has New Painting, Minus Jesus
Obama Refuses To Be John Boehner's Boyfriend, And Vice Versa
Sarah Palin Wishes You a Very Happy Jew Year!
Today In Politics: Australian Nerds Invent a Tractor Beam
Obama To Celebrate 9/11 At America’s Lamest Ground Zero
Yep, Alvin Greene Asked Your Wonkette To Make Him a Website
Just FYI: Harry Reid Has Absolutely Nothing To Do With the Economy
Animal Rights Activist Sent Back To Prison For Facebook-Friending Animal Friends
Get Paid $50,000 For Teabagging
Obama's 'Dog' Remark Reveals That He Is Secretly Black
Cellphone Shaman Will Help GOP Candidate Become Governor
The NRSC Had a Really Traumatic Summer
Tea Partiers Journey To England For Free-Market Love Fest
BP Blameless, According To BP Internal Investigation
Check Out Eliot Spitzer's Amazing New On-Air Chemistry!
Rahm Emanuel Is Going To Be the President Obama Of Chicago
Maureen Dowd Wrote Something Mostly Good, With Gnomes!
Exceptional American Fries Beer, Wins Enlarged Hearts/Minds of Texas
Sarah Palin Does Glenn Beck Guest's Makeup and Other Team Sarah Fun
David Plouffe Going To Tell It To You Straight: You Make Democrats Lose
Sarah Palin's Non-Word 'Refudiate' Is Merriam-Webster's New Favorite Word
Celebrations of Labor Do Not Mark the End of Times
Appeals Court: Call Black Guys 'Boy' All You Want, It's Not Racist
Obama Struggling To Confirm More Wise Latina Judges
Piper Palin Called Into a Radio Show, We Guess
Charlie Crist Likes To Make Anagrams and Kendrick Meek Is On a Boat(s)
Bristol's TeeVee Outfit Revealed! (SPOILER: It Is Awful)
Al Gore Academy Built On Toxic Waste Dump, Wingnuts Celebrate 9/11 Early
'Ground Zero Church' Leader Is Against Muslins AND Mormons
Arizona GOP Hires Literal Hobos To Run For Office
Dave Petraeus Reinvades Afghanistan With 'Multinational' NATO Surge
Lindsey Graham: Obama Put America In the Wrong Hole!
Glenn Beck Knows One Math Thing
FLOTUS Campaigns Against 'Aggressive' Tank Tops
David Paterson Calls a 9/11 Mosk Debate Timeout
John Boehner Biased Toward Fellow Orange-Americans
Labor Day Is Over, So It's Tax Cut Time
Remembering Our Fallen Week: Restoring Trig's Honor
Jan Brewer Admits Most Desert Corpses Have Heads, Are In 'Mint Condition'
Now Playing: Global Starvation Riots
Happy Unemployment Day Weekend, America!
The Sarah Palin Internet Is Abuzz With Bristol's Teevee Show Stuff
Bulge In George W. Bush's Pants Means 9/11 Is Just Around the Corner!
Teabaggers Continue To Prove How Not Racist They Are...IN SONG!
Traumatized Jan Brewer Not Going To Debate Anyone EVER AGAIN
Black Person Makes Fun of Al Sharpton On Live Teevee
Orrin Hatch Has Incredible Out-of-Body-Experience In Hatch, Utah
Adorable Ad Finally Proves That Barbara Mikulski Is a T-Rex
Here's Video of Michele Bachmann's Very Not-Gay Flaming Husband
Barry Would Love To See You In September
Has Barack Obama Infected the Entire Country With MONKEYPOX?
Poor Obama Has Nowhere To Celebrate 9/11 This Year :(
Mysterious Millionaire Gives Jan Brewer $1.5M For Elocution Lessons
Meghan McCain’s Wonkette Memories
Tim Pawlenty Bravely Refuses Obama's Offer Of Crack Cocaine
Who Is 'John Roberts'? Nobody, That's Who
Fellowship Of the Libtard Will Expose Frodo Tea Baggins' Racism
Haley Barbour Will Buy the Republican Party, With Money
Young Democracy 'Afghanistan' Has Its First Bank Run
Senate Candidate 'RealChristine' O'Donnell Is Palin of Delaware
Democrats Release New Film 'Pretty Woman II: The David Vitter Story'
They're the Original Odd Couple!
Puppy Dogs Blew Up the WTC, Apparently
Dentist Releases First Hillary Ad of 2012 Campaign
American Flag Troll Attacks Socialist Signs
Ben Smith Uncovers Vicious Smear Campaign Against Trig
Michele (and Marcus) Bachmann Will Cure Your Nasty Case of the Gays
Junkie Gulf of Mexico Gets Some More of That Oil It Craves So Much
Mitch McConnell Announces He Will Be Senate Party Leader 4 Life
Whoops: Mile-Long Oil Spill Spreading From Burning Rig
Glenn Beck Was Rachel Maddow's Secret Radio Boyfriend
Scary Liberal Hate Mail Makes FreedomWorks' Lease Expire
Labor Day Weekend, Wonkabout Style
Jackie Mason Has a WorldNetDaily Videoblog? OK.
Justice Department Is Suing Arizona Sheriff For 'Sheriff Malpractice'
State Dept. Repeals 2nd Amendment Right to Buy Cheap Korean Guns
Scared-of-Elections Guy Evan Bayh Says Democrats Will Lose Election
Your Wonkette Speaks Fluent Palin
Jan Brewer Not Really Ready For This 'Running For Governor' Thing
Another Oil Rig Explodes In the Gulf of Mexico
Dan Maes LIED About His Secret Agent Secret Life
New Website Recreates Glenn Beck's Chalkboard of Paranoias
John McCain Is Senate's Leading User of Senate Online Marketing
Bill Clinton Will Attend Blanche Lincoln's Agriculture Committee Rave
Barbara Boxer Does Boxing Analogy To Carly Fiorina's 'Wall Street Values'
Are You People Driving the Media Discourse?
At Long Last, Sarah Palin Tweets About Cake Ink
Which Political Side Attacked Discovery Channel?
Impending End of Summer Brings Rum, Lobster & BBQ
Brian Ross' Magical Cell Phone Wrongly Claims Dudes Are Terrorists
Is Reagan Zombie With Us Right Now?
Fickle Alaskans Reject Ice Princess Palin For Even Creepier Mitt Romney
Crazy Grandpa Saves America By Showing Children Ronald Reagan Battle Clips
Middle-Aged 'Young Guns' Write New Book to Save America
Ohio Teabagger Senate Candidate Indicted For Sex Thing With Minor
Republicans Suddenly Crazy For Male 'Company' (i.e., Gays)
Secret Plan To End Immigration By Destroying America a Success!
Health Insurance Agents: the New Welfare Queens?
Long Sarah Palin Profile Long, Sarah Paliny
Maryland 'Discovery Channel' HQ Attacked By Gunmen
Sharron Angle Fluent In Confusing Anti-Demon Language
Bristol Palin Won't Dress Like a Whore On Her TeeVee Show
Important Political Video You Must Watch: Deer Drinking Beer
David Paterson Tries To Smite Native Americans With Mean Cigarette Tax
'On It Like a Muslin In a Mosque Woop'
Obama Will Use His Magic Hopey Dust To Bring Eternal Peace To Middle East
Crybaby Whineocerous Ed Schultz Wants His Own Glenn Beck Picnic
Hands Off Sarah Palin's Soiled Panties
Jeff Greene Can't Win a Primary But Maybe He Can Sue the Newspapers
Murkowski Concedes, Alaska's Honor Finally Restored
It's Victory Wednesday: Punch the Economy For Iraq!
Liveblogging Obama's Mission Sorta Accomplished
Tim Pawlenty Screws His State For Sake of His 2012 Campaign
Fred Thompson Knows a Thing Or Two About Speeches!
Noted Literary Scholar Sarah Palin Tweets About Orwell, Obama
RedState's Lonely Photoshop Contest
LIVEBLOGGING Obama's Iraq & Money Sadness, Tonight At 8 p.m.
Welfare State: One In Six Americans Getting Federal Aid
Bachmann’s ‘Jim the Election Guy’ Is Back, and He Wants To Give You TAX-FREE Fried Bacon
Scooter Person Asks Us To Stop Being Racist Against Scooter People
Tim Pawlenty Wants Children To Abstain From Sex, Especially With His Hot Wife
Sure, Orrin Hatch Will Support That Mosque Thing
After GlennBeckPalooza: Will DC Ever Be the Same Again?
Alvin Greene Dances With the Rhythm of 1,000 Babbling Brooks
Remembering America's Glenn Beck Slob Picnic, With Historical Video
Overreaction To Minor Oval Office Decorating a Metaphor For Something
Dick Armey Can't Extract Himself From His Goats
John Kerry Is Still the Richest Ketchup Heiress In Congress
Attractive French Lady Carla Bruni a Sworn Enemy Of the Islamic Republic
Watch This YouTube Video Before Jihadi Psychopaths Murder You
American Muslims Unveil Suspiciously Un-Muslim 'We Won't Kill You' Ad
Glenn Beck Launches Beatnik Wordplay Site
Generic Democrats Heading For Generic Doom
Last Notes On the New System, With Apologies For Comment Hardships
Beck Rally-Goers Accosted By D.C. Bag Tax, Throw Sandwich In Protest
Tom Coburn Does Not Trust Newt Gingrich And His Many Wives, Just Like You Probably!
Ron Paul Wants To Know How Much Gold the U.S. Has RIGHT NOW
Biden Sent To Iraq Because Nobody Else Wanted To Go
Congresslady Thinks All Local Black Kids Not Related To Her Are Dumb
Wingnut's Feelings Hurt By Photos of Slobs At GlennBeckPalooza
Is Obama Man Enough To Keep Killing With Remote-Controlled Robots?
Dana Milbank Moves To Op-Ed Page, Threatens 'Humor Blogging'
Shocker: California's Orange County (Nixon's Grave) Now Only 43% Republican
Charlie Crist Admits He Is Confused About His Stance On Gay Marriage
If John Bolton Was President He Could Bomb Iran 'Whenever,' Right?
Arizona 'Boycott' Ineffective Against Arizona's Booming Steakhouse Industry
Never Forget: Ayn Rand's Wild Ride
Sarah Palin Slights Glenn Beck By Mistaking Him For Sane Person
Hillary Clinton's Rebellious Haircut Revolutionizing Women's Lives
The Mosque is Michelle Obama's Fault, Because of Spain
Pregnant Demon Annoys Teabaggers At Glenn Beck Picnic
See You At the Obama Birther Rally!
Chuck Grassley's Manic Twitter Behavior Is Ruining His Marriage
RNC Sending Michael Steele Comedy Show To ... Guam
Barack Obama So Bored of Wingnuts Calling Him Muslim
Did You 'Restore Honor' (Have Secret Gay Sex) at GlennBeckPalooza?
Environmental Groups All Sad Because of Politics, Economy, Everything
Obama Disrespects Glenn Beck By Not Attending Glenn Beck Picnic
GlennBeckPalooza Already Forgotten Thanks To Paris Hilton's Cocaine & the Emmys
Shameless Obama Claims He Wasn't President When Katrina Hit New Orleans
Last Glance At Glenn Beck's Horror Picnic
Glenn Beck's Miraculous Slob Picnic
Remembering Our Fallen Week: Pandering To Children
Special People Cruisin' To Beckpocalypse
It's About Time We Put Sarah Palin On the $100 Bill, Right?
NRA Declines To Endorse Harry Reid Despite $61 Million Monument To Gun Crimes He Built Them
A Children's Treasury of Facebook Comments About 'the Mosk'
The Devil Is In the Cartoon Details
Sarah Palin's Florida Friend Allen West Sure Had a 'Crazy' Week
Charlie Crist Having Trouble Figuring Out What His Health Care Position Is
Recession Makes Americans Kill Pets, Quit Having Kids
Sharron Angle Believes There Are 'Domestic Enemies' In Congress
Majority of a Population Can Never Be Bigoted, According To Member of Majority Charles Krauthammer
Levi Johnston Retracts His Earlier Retraction Re: Sarah Palin's Monstrousness
Sarah Palin Will Destroy Scott Brown, For His 'Antics'
WAR-ring Tea Party Patriots Ask for Handouts
During Times Of Trial, It Is Then That Jake Tapper Carries You
Bachmann Challenger Fights Back With Her Own Army of Jims
Terrifying New Pyongyang-Plains Axis Emerges
Chris Young Turns Cutesy MSNBC Interview Into Jesus Thing, Has Fiancée Read Off Jesus Paper
Lazy Suburban Death Panels of the Future
Michele Bachmann's Staff Can't Spell Her Name Either
Move The Mosque, Unless You Want David Paterson To Stab Someone?
Democrats Quietly Think They Will Hold the House, Also Quietly Think They Will Not Hold the House
Bristol Palin Does Next Natural Thing: Dancing With the Stars
Adrian Fenty & Vincent Gray Argue About Whatever, For DC Mayor
MSNBC Guy Ed Schultz Yells Expletives At People, Cries About It
Kim Jong-Il Lets Jimmy Carter Run Country While He's Away
Glenn Beck Says Obama's Not a Muslin But a Perverted-Christian Whatever
What Does Michele Bachmann Hear In Her Mind?
Glenn Beck Promises To Brand All Children At His DC Rally
Run Really Fast and Win a Rifle At Georgia Race
Today In Anti-Muslinism: No-Mosque NIMBYs, Tennessee Terrists, and Cardboard Hatreds
Ken Mehlman's Official Gay Coming-Out Party Happening Now!
Alan Simpson Said the Bad Word For Boobies!
Drunken Muslim-Hating Wingnut Creep-Child Stabs Cabbie
Socialist Practical Joker Puts Thumb (Foot) On Scale of Capitalism (Scale of People's Weight)
Democrat Guy Doesn't Know Name of Democrat Running For Alaska Senate Seat
Jesus Romantic Chris Young Is Your Next Providence Mayor
Here Is Video Evidence of Jane Harman With Her 'Boyfriend' Ahmadinejad
Reasons To Ride the Gentrification Line
Team Sarah Worried That Fox News Is Becoming Anti-Palin, Not Sure Where They Will Get Their News Now
John McCain Paid $74.64 Per Vote
Jimmy Carter Arrives In North Korea To Build Peanut Houses of Peace
Wicked Witch Of the Left Casts Hex On John Dennis
Michele Bachmann Getting In On Some of That Bus Tour Action
Bro Dude and Skunk Teach America About 'Muslim Mayhem'
Teabag Lady First Person Ever To Use 'Forced Down Our Throats' Correctly
Alvin Greene's Violent Entourage Causes Chaos At S.C. Restaurant
Washington Sad About the Upcoming Glenn Beck Festival
Vilsack Says He Tried Quitting, And That Immigrants Fondle Your Cheap Food
A Children's Treasury Of 'Joe Wilson Tries Out Honest Labor' Photos
Lisa Murkowski FIGHTING FOR HER LIFE!!!!! (Not Literally)
You Still Have John McCain To Kick Around, Forever
Liveblogging Florida & Arizona, the Sun Cancer States!
David Paterson Celebrates Victory In Obama's 'Race To the Cock'
City of Minneapolis Pays $165k Settlement To Zombies
Glenn Beck Loonies Not Looking Forward To DC's Black People
Michael Steele Says Not All Republicans Want To Racial-Profile Messicans, A HUGE GAFFE
Conservatives Think Glenn Beck's White-People MLK March Is Dumb
Shirley Sherrod Displays Best Body Language Ever In Vilsack Press Conference
Ben Quayle Gets Parents To Send Out E-mails Defending Him, Allegedly Once Ate Cockroach
Federal Employees Can Join '1,000,000 Strong Praying For Glenn Beck's Eyes' Or Whatever
Glenn Beck Never 'Endorsed' the Ground Zero Imam, No Matter What George Soros Tells You
L@@K! Palin-Signed Racial Caricature Can Be Yours For Only $5K
Wingnut Lady Explains How To Get Her To Stop Calling a Obama a Muslin
Yuppies, Is There Anything They Won't Eat From a Truck?
Burlington Mosque Factory Tearing American Families (Like the Pauls) Apart
CNN Issues List Of 10 Demands To President It Elected
Is This The End Of Walnuts? Eh, Probably Not
White House Photo Website Implies Chuck Todd Is Plastic Water Bottle
Jokesters Sarah and Todd Palin Take BlackBerry Photos of Guy Taking Video of Them
HEY TEENS! Your Homie Ray LaHood Wants You To Make Videos About Your Sexting Habits
Levi Johnston Files Candidacy For Mayor of Wasilla Hearts
Blagojevich Sets Up Table At Chicago Comic-Con, Charges $50 For Autographs
Alvin Greene Goes Golfing With Golf Club, PRESIDENTIALLY
Rand Paul 'Money Bomb' Not As Much As It Was Supposed To Be; Now His Campaign Is Over
Michele Bachmann Is An 'Expert' of Laws
The Ashes of 10,000 Cigarettes: Ayn Rand In the 21st Century
Dumb Hick Mosque Haters Can't Even Spell 'Ground Zero'
Michelle Obama Jump-Ropes Her Way Into the National Portrait Gallery
Meet 'Lucky,' Scott Brown's New Team Member
Maureen Dowd Tosses Herself a Fine Word Salad
Sad, Jobless America Getting Angrier/Dumber About Islam Thing Somewhere
Rock Out To the Latest Anti-Mosque Anthem This Weekend!
Remembering Our Fallen Week: In the Muslin Fashion
AFA: Glenn Beck and Ann Coulter Need To Hurry Up and Hate Gays Again
Here's America's Hero George W. Bush Shaking People's Hands At Airport
North Korea Gets Facebook Account, Says It's 'Interested In Men'
Sad Blago's Storage Unit Of Broken Dreams Auctioned Off
Charles Krauthammer Criticizes Obama For Not Being As Brave As Charles Krauthammer On Mosque Thing
Michelle Malkin: Obama Is Invading Our Oceans, Imposing Sea-ria
While We Sit Around Yelling About Mosques, Our Moon Is SHRINKING
Coptic Christians Look Too Muslim To Anti-Mosque Morons
Why Does Barack Obama Hate Thursday?
'Fraud' Dan Maes' Running Mate Will Let You Abort Your Rape-Baby
Harry Reid Taunts Black-Hating Sharron Angle With New Campaign Fashions
Elizabeth Warren Rap Puts The Cool Back In 'Regulating Consumer Financial Services'
Wonkette Ladies On/Making Internet Television!
Newspaper Editor Openly Offended By Barney Frank's Openly Gay Lifestyle
Nobody's Bombing Anybody, At Least For Now
Breaking News From Wolf Blitzer: Obama Is No Longer Muslim
Why Is America Forcing Rick Santorum To Be Elected President?
Baseballman Actually Indicted For Lying In Dumb Congressional Hearing
Take Advantage Of a Lapse In Hatred Toward France
Somebody Wants To Murder Al Franken's Condo
George Bush Is Not Muslin, Therefore, 'Vindicated'
Teabagger Discount Program Fails Free-Market System
Cindy McCain Wants You To Sign John McCain's Last Birfday Card
Make Big $$$ By Showing Obama Your Naughty Parts!
Roy Blunt Uses Smoldering 9/11 Ruins In Mosque Ad, Which Is a Gaffe Apparently
Alvin Greene Has Some Daoist Back-To-School Advice
Crocodile-On-Chicken Savagery To Determine Australia's Next Ruler
America's Bedbug Infestation Requires Military Intervention
America Secretly Ruled By Zombie Pigs and Khazar Bankers, Says Important Book
Tea-Partying Congressional Candidate Allen West's War Against Stickers
Happy Belated Vote Birthday, Slatterns!
Defiant Homo-Hating Church Still Gonna Burn Korans No Matter What
Sarah Palin Tweets More Hieroglyphs
Who Needs Facts When You Have Misspelled E-mails?
Alabama Politician Inadvertently Exposes Nick Saban's Lameness
August Just Got Interesting (From A Non-Anti Muslim Standpoint)
How Will We Survive the Post-Christian Civilization?
George Allen Totally Loves Being a Jew Now
Sharron Angle Is a Founding Father, Because History All Happens At Once
Jock-Republicans Seek To Take Over America
Why Did Obama Steal All Of Fred Thompson's Delicious Bananas?
'Muslin' Spotted On North Carolina Newspaper-Blog
Is Sarah Palin's Golden Touch Turning Into Fool's Gold?
British Beating America In Crucial Military Crotch-Protection Technology
KGB Interrogator Cannot Break Your Wonkette Correspondent
Clown Tries Out Comedy Routine At Public Meeting-Riot
Cows, Tumbleweeds Still Denied Right To Vote In Wyoming
North Korea Ramps Up Its Social Media Presence
Pat Buchanan Grumbles Out Some Truth About Fellow '90s Has-Been Newt Gingrich
New Aussie PM Eagerly Awaits Queen Elizabeth's Death
EMILY's List Makes Bid For Sarah Palin's Furry Vote
Mercede Johnston Has Awesome New Hairdo, Is Forbidden From Insulting Palins
News Corporation Makes Very Necessary $1 Million Donation To Republicans
Halfway-Sensible Rand Paul Statement Earns Tepid Praise From Your Wonkette
Sarah Palin Continues To Hate America
You Know Who ELSE Increased Taxes On Private-Equity Firms?
Hooray For H Street! Hooray For Sushi!
Steve King Will Judge the Americanness Of Your Experience
Seattle Times Defiles Memory Of Ted Stevens, Sarah Palin's Best Friend
Wonkette's Handy-Dandy, Real-American, Late-Summer Travel Guide
John Bolton: Israel Isn't Man Enough To Bomb Iran
Rick Scott Wins Contest To Be First Candidate To Cut Mosque Ad, Does Hilarious Pagels Impression
Deval Patrick Shouts At Opponent To Take Down Photo of Nice Lady With Obama-Hitler T-Shirt
Alvin Greene Vents a Mighty Manful Rage At the Media
Here Is Video of John McCain Walking Alone Through Desert Talking To Himself
Vampire Kings 'Regulate Us Till We Bleed'
U.S. (Kenya) Supreme Court Refuses Orly Taitz's Appeal
Will Government Be Forced To Hold a Victory Parade For Tom DeLay?
Michele Bachmann Angry That Walter Mondale Is Still Doing Political Things
Robert Gates Sets Timetable For Withdrawal From Defense Sec'y Job
A Children's Treasury Of Hate Messages Inspired By Obama's 'Ground Zero' Mosque Talk
Michelle Obama Is Still Too Good For the Gulf
Teabaggers Literally Shout At Mexico Through Border Fence
Colo. GOP Leaders Totally Love Bicycle-Man Dan Maes, Are Begging Him To Quit
Psychedelic Derivatives: Ayn Rand In the 21st Century
The Battle Of 'Meet the Press'
Heroes Demand Impeachment of Obama-Hitler
Remembering Our Fallen Week: Keep On Leakin'
Tina Brown's Internet Tendency Wants You To Know That Sasha Obama Is a 'Fashion Icon'
Certainly You Assumed Sharron Angle Likes The U.N., But You Were Wrong
Levi Johnston Discusses Important Mayoral Campaign With Jimmy Kimmel
Barack Obama Is Your Mister Darcy
Anderson Cooper Doesn't Believe In Exploding Terror Babies
Alvin Greene Finally Indicted On Porn Charge
Meghan McCain Will Maybe Honor Her New Book With a Celebratory Tramp Stamp
Idiot Grandma Hears About This 'WikiLeaks' Somewhere
Rachel Brown Is Your ELITIST Crazy Congressional Candidate
Marg Baker Will Put You In a Tent City
Grizzled Old Coot Will Be Oklahoma's Next Democratic Senator
Ayn Rand Fan Writes Digital Love Note Across America's Face
Anti-Gay Marriage Crusaders Must Get Gay Married To Oppose Gay Marriage
Andrew Sullivan's Penis-Shaped Statistics Give Wingnut 'Anger Tingles'
Even Communist Europeans Making More Money Than Us
Bill O'Reilly Offended That Glenn Beck Doesn't Think Gay Marriage Is a Problem
Everyone Who Works For The Government Is a Robber Baron
Ann Coulter to Blame for Gayest Wingnut Slapfight Ever
Joe Biden Travels About The Globe, Crashing Into Everything
Joan Heffington Will Be Kansas' Write-In Rosa Parks
George W. Bush Volunteers For Another Icky Hand Job
Meet Debbie Riddle, Terror Baby Expert
People Actually Showed Up To Charlie Rangel's Sad Birthday Party Fundraiser
Blagojevich Jury Deadlocked On 22 of 24 Counts
Michelle Malkin Decries Scourge of Librul Comediennes Saying She Has Testes
NH State House Candidate Somehow Not Congratulated For Wishing Death On Sarah Palin
National Review's Andrew McCarthy Has a Sweet Jihad For You
Jim Bender Misses the Mark With Anti-Obesity Campaign Ads
America Entering Depression-Style Crime Wave
Despite Nation's Sadness, Voters Approve of Democrats 33% To GOP's 24%
Late Night Wonkette TeeVee Fun For You!
Michele Bachmann Goes To a Dark Place
Fragonard is America's New Norman Rockwell
Gourmet Hamburgers: DC's Answer To the Recession
Kim Jong Il Develops Revolutionary Aphrodisiac-Based Economic System
Akbars, Innuendos, and Mosque-Stoppin' Good Times
A Children's Treasury of Rush Limbaugh Wedding Photos and Rush Fan Comments About Them
Russian Hell-Fires To Burn Radioactive Forest, Kill Everybody
Aqua Buddha Lady Says Rand Paul Kidnapping Wasn't Really a Kidnapping
See You at the 'Arizona Border Tea Party Rally' This Weekend!
Man-Whore Mark Sanford Takes Obama's Dirty Money, Like A Prostitute
Dan Quayle's Son Liked To Post Sex Comments On Website
Whoops, 2012 GOP Convention Logo Is Pretty Mosquey
Mean Old Wasilla Mayor (Not Sarah) Calls Levi a Dumb Nudist
Israeli Government Releases Iran Attack Plans To Atlantic Monthly
Will Rep. Keith Ellison 9/11 Robert Gibbs With Thomas Jefferson's Koran?
Has Robert Gibbs Been High On Liberals' Marijuana?
Liveblogging Whatever States Are Having These Primaries, Part IV
Liveblogging the Apotheosis Of St. Michele Bachmann Of Minnesota (and Other Midterm Primaries)
What If Michele Bachmann Loses?!
We Will Liveblog Tonight Until America Hurts From Too Much Freedom
Charlie Rangel Informs House He Is Going To Hang Around, In Long Speech About Himself
Tea Party 'Movment' Ready To Mov America Forward
George Bush Back In Haiti, And This Time He's Wearing Gloves!
Newt Gingrich Just Wants America To Give Him Cookies
Robert Gibbs To Order Mandatory Government Drug Testing For Libruls Who Criticize White House
Statist Rand Paul To Use Tyrannical 'Courts' To Fight Fashion Mag Slander
Here's Your Video of McNugget Lady Going Nuts
TED STEVENS DEAD (Update: Or Not, Who Knows)
Sarah Palin Signs Mannequin Head Of Sarah Palin, For Democracy
The Final Countdown: Enjoy the Heat Before Snowmageddon Returns
Rick Perry Cannot Trust the Communist Post Office With His Mail
Why Does Europe Hate American Freedom Christ?
Levi Johnston To Run For Political Office On Television, Just Like Jesus
Dick Wadhams Hovers Over Colorado Primary
Never Forget This Anti-Manhattan Mosque Rock Anthem
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Chuck Norris Says Jan Brewer Is 'Tougher' Than Him
Creepy Guy In Van Has Ideas For Killing Everyone
Obama Holds Important Meeting With Football Team
Cool Young Rand Paul Was Secret-Society Prankster In College
'Worst Governor Ever' Sign Ruins Sarah Palin's Teevee Show, Results In Weird YouTube Coversation
Gettin' Snarky With Ed Markey, America's Ice-Chunk Comedian
Mark Penn To Shove Money Into His Pants For Charlie Crist
Ad: Country Exploding In Slow Motion While Obama Raises Money
Third Act Twist: Ayn Rand In the 21st Century
Michele Bachmann Trying To 'Get' To Nancy Pelosi
Mitt Romney's Fresh New Idea: Pickup Truck Photo-Ops!
Maureen Dowd Is the Obamas' New Marriage Counselor
Michelle Will Never Eat Beet-Flavored Cake
Global Warming's Real Victim: America's Golf Courses
Russia Burns, Asia Floods, Obama Plays Hoops
Obama Will Take This Idaho Slob's Nonexistent Money
World Ending, Michelle Obama Rocks the Costa del Sol
Remembering Our Fallen Week: Reading the Bones
Insane J.D. Hayworth Ad Quotes John McCain Saying He Lies, Seems To Want To Put McCain In Death Camp
Tiny African Kingdom Has More Interesting Sex Scandals Than We Do
Michael Steele's Top Priority: Sandwich Time
A Poetic Celebration Of Muslamism
PAC Questionnaire Collects Some More of Sharron Angle's Fun Beliefs
Bob Inglis Totally In On Zionist-Bilderberger-Space Lizard Conspiracy
Winston Churchill Ordered Cover-Up of Posh British UFOs
Democrats To Blame Those Rotten Chinese For Economy This Fall
Mitch McConnell Doesn't Find Al Franken's Senate Comedy Sketch Very Funny
Robots, Rich People Team Up To Destroy Economy
Family Values Wingnuts Want To Impeach Gay Marriage Judge
Meet Joel Demos, Minnesota's Artisan Monster Truck-Puller
Chuck Grassley Verrrry Interested In This Whole 'Pornography' Business
Sex Wizard/Doctor Too Unique For Andrew Breitbart's Truth Blog?
Oh Basil, You Were Too Good For This World
New York State Senator Gives Protesters the 'Stripper Treatment'
Mysterious 'Kraken' Ruining Mark Kirk's Senate Campaign
Let's Just Go Ahead and Post This Robot Sarah Palin Thing
Why Is Harry Reid Giving His Monkey Friends All The Good Drugs?
America Swoons As Elena Kagan Is Voted By Senate Onto Supreme Court
Cops Making Hot Sex Porn Mags From Your Body Scans!
White House Makes Sure Everyone Knows Obama Doesn't Support That Crazy 'Gay Marriage' Idea
Obama Masticates With Oprah, Oprah's Friend Gayle
Cheap Drinks: Good. $1 Drinks: Better.
The Tim James Campaign Ad Tradition Lives On
Special Midweek Reblogging Maureen: Cuttin’ ’n’ Pastin’ To Glory
Embrace the End Times With Pastor John Hagee's Self-Apocalypse Manual!
Help the American Enterprise Institute Think Of Naughty Ways To Punish Julian Assange!
Mo' Federal Money For the States, Fewer Problems
Is Basil Marceaux's Campaign a Fraud? (UPDATED)
Nikki Haley Can Never Get Around To Doing Her Taxes
Welcome To Obama's DC: It's Just Like New York, Only Thinner
Hooray, The Well Is Dead, For Now!
DRUDGE SIRENS! California Gay Marriage Ban Overturned
Dan Quayle's Son Pretends To Be 'Family Friendly' By Kidnapping Children
Colorado GOP Gov. Candidate Saves America From U.N.-Bicycle Conspiracy
Everybody Mess With Obama! It's His Birfday
It's Raining Men! But Only Until the Economy Clears Up
Katie Couric Hates Sarah Palin's Children
Sarah Palin Tries To Make Maryland Gubernatorial Election Interesting
Only Steve King's Corn Bible Can Fix America
Michael Steele Is Receiving Ambassadors Now, Because He Is The Secret President
Dear Liberals: Please Shut Up About Golf Already
9/11: A State Of Mind, or a Real Place?
MC Harry Reid Shouts Out Mikey 'Lil' Thug' Gerson
The Kagan Confirmation Process: Still Happening, We Guess
Liveblogging the Glorious Primary Time of Middle America, America's America: Part II
Liveblogging the Glorious Primary Time of Middle America, America's America
Democracy Is Going To Die Tonight, But Your Wonkette Will Be There At the Deathbed To Hold Your Hand
American Army Hero Tired Of Obama's 24/7 Racism and Flag Burning
Have You Forgotten About the Dead Turtles On Day 106?
Hooker Four-Way Not Even Silvio Berlusconi's Biggest Problem Right Now
Bachmann Finally Starts Her Own Dumb PAC
Comedy Legend Rand Paul Doesn't Want Coal Miners Going Soft
Sharron Angle Doesn't Understand Why the Press Isn't Her BFF
Where Is Your Sippy Cup Solidarity, America?
Farewell Interns: You Will Be Missed?
Michael Steele Vomits In Terror At Prospect Of Facing Black Journalists
New Republican Genius Plan: Defund Suddenly Popular Health Care Bill!
Heartland Primaries Too Boring For Proper Nouns
Here Is Lindsey Graham Saying 'Ham Biscuits' To Candy Crowley
Funny 'Dick Wadhams' Name Gets Funnier When Placed After 'Dump'
Conservative Web Ad Scaring Wingnuts Into 'Hiding Their Guns'
The Basil Marceaux Has Become SELF-AWARE, Is No Longer That Fun
Maureen Dowd Enjoys TV and Movies!
Michelle Obama's Office Is the Coolest Hangout In the White House
Ben Nelson Is 100% Democrat, Except When It Comes To Voting For Things
Sarah Palin Won't Stop Talking About Obama's Genitals
Judge Rules Virginia Is Not For Health-Care Lovers
Jane Harman To Be Newsweek's Sally Quinn
Bristol Palin Breaks Off Engagement With Levi Johnston, Ending Democracy As We Know It
Everyone Boycotting Everything For Gayness and Jesus Purposes
Obama To Declare End of Iraq War In Speeches, 7.5 Years After He Started It
Lindsey Graham To Deport U.S.-Born Heathens
Michele Bachmann Has a Mysterious Illness OMG OMG
Economic Stimulus: Ayn Rand In The 21st Century
Tim Pawlenty Hopes His Wife Arouses Iowa Voters
Alan Greenspan Not So Gnomic, Now That We Are All Doomed
Chelsea Clinton Gets Married, Pizza Chain Sends Grease Pies
Portland DA Says Al Gore Is Not a Sex Monster
Remembering Our Fallen Week: ♫Root, Toot, Poot♫
Robert Gates Hates All Children Who Aren't Boy Scouts
Black Republicans Make Movie To Tell Black People To Stop Being Slaves
Newt Gingrich Continues To Be Terrible On Mosque Issue, Is Joined By Anti-Defamation League
The Imaginarium of Doctor Chaudhary
Sarah Palin Shows Obama How To Lead By Example
Linda McMahon Will Kick Your Junk, For Liberalism
Teevee's Matlock Betrays Seniors By Shilling Socialism
Levi Johnston May Have Fathered Another Baby, Is Probably Angling For WH Budget Director Job
Resembling Rick Perry Could Make You Famous
Anthony Weiner Still Likes To Yell On The House Floor and Now Also At Pete King
'True Patriot' Jailed For Loving America Too Much
Judge Who Ruled Against Arizona Immigration Law Getting 'Perverted' Messages From Haters
Iowa GOP Will Impeach Obama, For Accepting Nobel Prize
Chelsea Clinton Gets Married Tomorrow, In World's Most Important Wedding
Obama Causing the Apocalypse, According To Mike Huckabee's TeeVee Show
Does Barack Obama Even Know Who His Favorite 'Twilight' Character Is?
Sarah Palin's Next Book Cover REVEALED
Swastikas: Not Just For Jews Anymore!
Food Options For Beautiful People
Shirley Sherrod Vows To Help Liberal Bloggers By Suing Breitbart
Novelty Song-Writer Ray Stevens Is the Bard of the Teabaggers
Charlie Rangel Has No Idea If He Has Reached a Deal On Ethics Violation Charges
Michele Bachmann Being Coy About Impeaching Obama
Congress To Maybe Legalize Online Gambling For Your Uncle Ron
Win Lunch (Probably PB & J and Celery Sticks) With Rand Paul
Liveblogging Barack Obama On This Ladies' Chat Show, 'The View'
Today in Anti-Muslinism: Jacksonville Jihads, Hate Dogs, and Newt Gingrich
Happy 100th Birthday, Deepwater Horizon!
Birthers' Grand New Strategy: No Matter Where Obama Was Born, He Can't Be President
It's a Wonderful Day To Be an Illegal Mexican In Arizona!
Barry Obama Wants To Show You This Cool Website He Made
Robots From Socialist Future Hound Eternal Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich
DC's Culinary Scene Now Includes 'Wonky Dogs' and Sperm-Infested Treats
Friendly German Octopus a Sworn Enemy of the Islamic Republic
Evil Judge Removes All of the Nice Racism From Arizona Law
The End Times Aren't Looking So Bad Right Now
Attention Bigots: There Is Already a Mosque Near the WTC Site
Republican Governors Make a Movie Trailer Thing Too
Here's Your God-Forsaken '50 Most Beautiful' List
Joan Heffington Might Not Have a Posse, But She Does Have a Newsletter
Filibuster Reform Not Going To Be Able To Overcome a Filibuster
‘1,000,000 Prayers for Glenn Beck’ Facebook Page Maybe Not So Effective
Rep. Michele Bachmann and Her Demon Teeth Have Opinions About 'Mexican Wage'
Sure, White House, Just Ignore JACK WHITE and Focus On the 'Jonas Bros.'
Year of the Woman Continues, In Oklahoma, Because of Two Women
Beige Ford Taurus Shouting Things At Washington Post Editorial Board
1.38% of Fox News' Audience Is Black People, Which Seems a Bit High
Charlie Rangel Writes New Law To Get Rid of Luke Russert and Other Youth
Vermont Senate Candidate Approves of Drowning Children, To Make a Point
Rick Santorum Meets With Team To Plan Run For President of Abortion
Mike Mullen Leaks Classified Attitude Problem
Obama Going On 'The View' Instead of Going To Boy Scout Thing
Islamophobia Is America's Most Favorite Thing, Besides Internet P0rn
Party Crashing: Wonkette Makes Real-Life Appearance At Hirshhorn Hipster-Fest
Andrew Romanoff Sells House To Fund Campaign, Hopes To Be America's First Homeless Senator
#1 Dad/Military Contractor (Allegedly) Buys Porn, Plastic Surgery & Hookers For Everyone!
Why Won't Obama Let GE Build Its Awesome Airplane Engine?
Help Obama Have a Happy Birthday (By Sending His Wife Money?)
Day One Without Tony On Day 98
Gun Nuts Helping Glenn Beck With His Dumb Rally
Meet Joan Heffington, Brownback Challenger and Colleague of 'GOD'
Tennessee Lt. Gov. Calls Islam 'Cult' While White People Ignore Him
Unpleasantness Of Actual War Dims Congressional Enthusiasm For It
Levi Johnston To 'Act' In Terrible Music Video
Tony Hayward Being Shipped Off To Siberia
Tom Tancredo Running To Be John Elway of Colorado Government
Lindsey Graham Finally Hanged, Beaten In Effigy In South Carolina
Heroic U.S. Gov't Allows Nerds To Void Their iPhone Warranty
President Obama To Become President of Daytime Teevee
America's Favorite Comedy Duo Michael Steele and Andrew Breitbart To Host RNC Fundraiser
Bill Kristol Uses Non-Word To Define Conservative Agenda
Poor Scared Walnuts Has Spent So Much Money
Maureen Dowd Now Shouldering the White Man's Burden
America's Most Tolerable People Are Michelle Obama & Bill Clinton
One of Basil Marceaux's Leading Opponents, Zach Wamp, Would Like To Secede Maybe
GOP Candidate Uses Mild Pejorative For Birthers, Sort Of Apologizes
Washington Post Notices Wikileaks' 'New Approach' Doesn't Include Washington Post
Brotherhood of Steele: Ayn Rand In the 21st Century
Pakistan's ISI Wants Nothing But the Best For the U.S., Really
Wikileaks Shows Afghanistan War Even Worse Than You Thought
I'm About To Get My Life Back, By Tony Hayward
Asia's Vision of Sarah Palin: 14-Year-Old Dopehead Stripper
Remembering Our Fallen Week: Religious Freedom Is Tres Déclassé
Deathstorm Bonnie Killing Florida, Sets Eye on NOLA on Day 95
'Crazy Man James' Is Heating Up Basil Marceaux's Gubernatorial Race
Linda McMahon To Win the Ladiez Vote With Illogical Ad
Pentagon, Spies & Military Contractors Too Busy Buying Child Pornography To Win Wars Or Whatever
Sweaty, Panting Biden Says 'Heavy Lifting' Is Done
Bachmann Says Republicans Will Do Nothing But Issue Subpoenas If They Become Majority
Shirley Sherrod Ends Up On the Cutting Room Floor
Sarah Palin To Go Camping With Some Kate Woman For Teevee
Get Your Official Fake Campaign Shirts! WonketteMart Open For Business!
Rand Paul Taunts Farmers, Is Barely Even Winning
Norm Coleman Wants To Be the Next Michael Steele
Tom Tancredo to Enemies: Step Aside or I Will Destroy You
‘Impromptu Barry Ice Cream Contest’ Inspires Racist Fantasy Flavors
Rush Limbaugh 'Cannot Possibly Relate' To Media Person's Crude Commentary
Official (???) Alvin Greene Ad Takes On Porn Charges, Is Insanely Catchy
Florida Church Introduces 'Hot' 9/11 Party Idea
Rejected Pun Headlines: 'Sorry Charlie,' 'Rangel Wrangles Ethics Charges,' Etc.
Basil Marceaux Is Your New, Even Better Ernest J. Pagels, Jr.
The Deathstorm in the Sea Keeps on Churnin' On Day 94
Tales In Gentrification: Columbia Heights Now Has Its Requisite Beer Dispenser
Climate Change Is Going to Have to Stop Happening Because Democrats Couldn't Pass a Bill
Cool Election Trailer Will Get Bloggers Excited to Try to Make Democrats Not Lose Somehow
Newt Gingrich Makes Up for Being Late on Manhattan Mosque Thing by Being Extra Wrong and Hateful
Bobby Jindal Almost Done With Totally Ruining Louisiana Forever
President Obama Finally Calls Shirley Sherrod
John Boehner Cannot Remember Which Of His 11 Siblings Are Hobos
Barack Obama Wrote Kenya an Abortion Constitution and Spent Lots of Money On It
Laura Bush Writes Druggy Masterpiece
Shirley Sherrod Doesn't Want Terrible Job Fixing Racism Everywhere
Weepy Glenn Beck Can Be Your Wingman Anytime
David Vitter's Primary Opponent Puts the 'Tender' in 'Contender'
Bush Administration Never Did Anything Bad, It Turns Out
Wolf Blitzer Gets Right To the Heart of Shirley Sherrod Scandal
Ooh, Let Nate Silver Be Part of the Controversy! Let Nate Silver Be Part of the Controversy!
White House Apologizes To Shirley Sherrod (Still Like Cowards)
Michael Steele Caught Trying To Hide $7 Million In RNC Debt
Tropical Deathstorm Forming, Could Impact Spill, But Not On Day 93
Celebrate Freedom, Russians, and Balls Rolling into Holes
Obama's Hair Is Weak On Defense (In Comparison)
U.S. Gets Around To Imposing New Sanctions Against North Korea
Al Qaeda's Webzine Sucks, But a Redesign Could Help!
Breitbart: Is the Farmer's Wife Really His Wife?
Opponents Of Wall St. Reform Bill Not Invited To Bill-Signing Party
White House Really Happy It Avoided a 'Media Circus' With Shirley Sherrod's Firing
Will Whites Ever Escape Crushing Racism In America?
Cowardly Louisiana Bishops Terrified Of Assassins
Sharron Angle Should Just Quit Her Campaign
Jody Hice Cruises Into Runoff; Who Will Wonkette Make (Or Break) Next?
Michelle Bachmann's All-Stud Tea Party Caucus Fest
Non-Racist Lady Maybe Doesn't Want Her Job Back, Jerks
Tom Vilsack Fires Shirley Sherrod As the Summer of Firings Over Nothing Continues
Best Actual *Good* Campaign Commercial: Bryan Weaver For D.C. Ward One
TRAGEDY: Ernest J. Pagels, Jr. Has Ended His Bid For U.S. Senate
Elena Kagan Confirmed, Surprising Everyone
Gallup Comes Up With Solution To Social Security Insolvency
Relive Your Childhood With Your Best Friend, Booze
Spain Adopts Cuban Exiles, Sinks 'The Maine' All Over Again
Sarah Palin Is Boycotting Bristol and Levi's Storybook Camo Wedding
Hezbollah Theme Park Is the Perfect Destination Vacation For This Economy
Posh-Ponce David Cameron To Beg Forgiveness For BP-Libyan Conspiracy
'Your Homosexual Reference Is Sick -- SHAME!'
America-Hating JournoList Was In Conspiracy With Jeremiah Wright, Daily Caller Reports
Shocker: Democrats Pass Popular Law, May Win Election
Don't Worry About the Tiny Bubbles On Day 92
Tea Party Express Brings Celebrities To Alaska Press Conference
Emergency Wonkette Endorsement: 'Jody Hice' For Whatever He's Running For
Healthcare.gov Is Your New YouPorn
Hillbillies To Rescue America's Unemployed
Here's a Title Card/Test Pattern For Wonkette Videos
Nice Old Couple Just Loves This Cruise Ship
China Surpasses United States In Most Important Indicator of Power
Oh, Dick Cheney Has No Pulse, By the Way
Are You An American Spy? (You Are Probably An American Spy!)
Breitbart Has PROOF the NAACP Is Racist
Jewish 'Ex-Gay' Group JONAH Pioneers 'Take Off Your Pants, Touch Yourself' Method of De-Gayification
Dumb Minnesotans Want 'Good Schools' Instead of Bags of Money Apparently
Glenn Beck Is Going Blind Because He Cries Too Much
Biden Unable To Charm His Way Out of FEC Violations
Shocking New Poll Shows D.C. Elites Not As Bummed Out As Poor Old Teabaggers
This Is What Happens When Maureen Dowd Gets It Right
The Right to Arm Bears: Ayn Rand In the 21st Century
Alvin Greene Wants Better Alvin Greene Action Figures
Michelle Obama Fans Bravely Battle Glenn Beck's Inability To Tell Dresses From Pants
Alvin Greene Finally Lowers Himself To Your Puny Concept of Campaigning
That's Some Serious Seepage On Day 91
Sarah Palin Proudly Confuses Her Illiteracy With Genius
Tea Party Celebrates 'Coloreds' By Evicting This One Guy
Scott Brown's Facebook Fans Are FURIOUS At Scott Brown Again
Remembering Our Fallen Week: ♫ I'm a Believer! ♫
Federal Government Is Never Going To Regulate Anything Ever Again Because John Boehner Says So
Harry Reid Takes Lead By Default Over That Thing Sharron Angle
A Children's Treasury of Team Sarah Poetry and Trig Pics
Palin, Romney Get In First Cat Fight of 2012 Election
Ernest J. Pagels, Jr. Will Not Be On the Ballot
Captcha Gods Playing Cruel Joke On Sarah Palin
Carte Goodwin Is West Virginia's New Sexy Robert Byrd
Perfectly Gross Movie About John Edwards Now In the Works
Michele Bachmann Stealing Ideas From Her New Friend, Rand Paul
Coal Companies Kill Mountains, For Fun
Unpopular John Boehner Scams Money From Old People
Oil Leak Plugged! Keep Using All The Fossil Fuel You Want!
It's Our New Daily Oil Disaster Roundup!
Taliban Monkey To Make Afghanistan War Fun Again
Finances Have Come To Alvin Greene
Mitt Romney Wins Some Sort of Fundraising Contest the Washington Post Set Up
Guy Runs Up and Dumps Bag of Pennies In Front of Minnesota Gubernatorial Candidate
Tucker Carlson Launches Another Website You Will Never Visit!
Whatever Happened To Breakfast?
Arlen Specter In News Headline For Last Time Before He Dies
Traitor Republicans Help Democrats Almost Pass Financial Regulation
Terrorist Ship That Was Rammed Into Ye Olde Worlde Trade Centre Discovered
Centenarian Rejects Obama Birthday Note
The Erotic Poems of Jimmy Carter, Unwanted President
WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE: The Ernest J. Pagels, Jr. Interview
Dick Cheney, America's Only Hero, Much Closer To Heroic Death
'Refudiate' Racism for AmeriKKKa, Says Palin
Why Won't the Lamestream Media Report On All Illegal Mexicans Being Members of Hezbollah?
Colorado Governor Candidate Plagiarized Some Stuff
Lame Iowa Teabaggers Get Scared, Take Down Cool Hitler Billboard
Sexy Wallpaper, Free Beer, and Pig, Pig and More Pig
South Carolina Lt. Governor Andre Bauer Likes To Wash Children's Feet And Give Them New Shoes
Idaho Republicans Hate Word 'Fiesta' For Reason You May Suspect
Michele Bachmann Is Feeling Super-Slavey
Hippocritico Makes a BIG Splash! (Because He Is a Hippo!)
Levi And Bristol Announced Their Engagement On The Cover Of Us Magazine, Obviously
Everybody's Going To the U.S. Capitol To Get High
Tom Friedman Is Embarrassed About Our Loser Russian Spies
Nancy Pelosi Will Kill The Crap Out Of Robert Gibbs, As Soon As She Figures Out Who He Is
A Very Special Broadcast of the 2010 Weeping Eagle Awards!
Rick Barber Brings Shame To Founding Fathers, With His Failure
Remember That Picture of You and Obama? Send It To the Washington Post!
Chuck Norris Is Hot On the Trail of Obama's Boy Scout Conspiracy
David Vitter Is a Late-Blossoming Birther
Peter King Not Going To Let You Worship Al Qaeda Near Ground Zero
Former Nixon CREEP And Baseball-Player Buyer George Steinbrenner Dies of Dick Cheney's Disease
Teabaggers Not Currently Shouting Anything Homophobic, Newspaper Reports
Maybe Franken-Felons Didn't Destroy Democracy After All (But They Probably Did)
Liberté, Egalité, Foodandboozeité
NRA Just Going To Stick Gun Stuff Into Every Bill From Now On
Could 'the Hermanator' Become Our Next President?
Selfless Drag Queen Teaches Republican Politicians Valuable Lesson About Honesty
Michele Bachmann Is Your New Emancipation Proclamation
Did Indian Writer's Secret Book Create Entire 2008 Election (and Barack Obama)?
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Announcing the Very Special Winners of the Weeping Eagles!
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BREAKING: Robert Byrd Was A Racist And A Democrat, No Fair
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Emotional Video Reminds Everyone That Sarah Palin Is the Queen Of Teabagger Ladies
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Seriously Cheap Beer And Other Opportunities To Eat For Nothing
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Democratic Midterm Strategy: Our Opponents Are Scumbags, Just Sayin'
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History's Worst Congress Creature: You Must Choose Only One!
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Rev. Lou Engle and His Three-Story-Tall Homosexual Jesus Giant
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Happy July 4, American Communists! Enjoy This Terrifying Movie
Celebrate, America! 74% of You Know What Country We Declared Our Independence From!
Happy 4th of July Collection of Op-Ed Filth!
Disgusting Campaign Ad Not Crazy Enough But Still Gross
America's Saddest Birthday Ever
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Sexy Politician Stalking Her Opponent and Having Guys Throw Themselves At His Car
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2010 Weeping Eagles: Help Choose History's Worst Political Twitterers!
Where Is Joe Biden 'Hiding' His Hand, Right Now?
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Thanks For Building the Capitol, Slaves!
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Evil Senate Refuses To Let C-SPAN Stick Camera In Robert Byrd's Dead Face
NRA Planning On Endorsing Harry Reid Over America's Favorite Shooter, Sharron Angle
Independence Day, Wonkabout Style
John Boehner Too Busy Being Orange To Do Much Else
Pick the Worst Washington Post Op-Ed Writer!
Al Gore Is Super Excited For Everyone To Hear About His Groping, Also He Likes Porn a Lot
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Mean Obama Accuses Republicans of Doing What They Do
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Ant-Loving Democrats Trip Over Themselves Criticizing John Boehner For Financial Reform Comment
Drunk Michigan House Speaker Rides Bicycle, Totes Gun To Impress His Children
Vitter Begs For His Life On The Senate Floor
Yes, Andrew Breitbart Is Offering $100,000 For Secret Conspiracy JournoList E-mails
Kagan Hates Jesus As Well As Mormon Vampires
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Financial Regulation To Pass ... Now? Now? How About Now?
Announcing the First Annual Wonkette Weeping Eagle Awards: Call For Nominations!
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WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE: The Alvin Greene Interview
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French Being SO MUCH MEANER To Noriega Than We Were
Soccer Will Go On (As Will Drinking) Despite a U.S.-Less World Cup
Vile Racist Jeff Sessions: It's His Day To Shine!
Supreme Court: Sure, Go Ahead And Sue The Pope
Dave Weigel Takes MSNBC Job Like A Common Liberal
Democrats Look To W. Va. To Shore Up Precarious 58-41 Majority
Barbara Boxer's Twitter Baffled By All Those Udall Endorsements
After Obama Eats Hamburgers With Medvedev, Russian Spies Caught All Over America
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A Children's Treasury of Robert Byrd Video
New Developments in Anti-Census Violence Weaponry
Robert Byrd Flies Away To Heaven Along With Financial Reform
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Waiting For Dick Cheney To Die? Get a Chair
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Financial Reform/Communism Passes Senate, America Rich Again!
Michael Steele Quotes Cole Porter To Gay San Franciscans
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Famous Teabag-Beat Reporter Dave Weigel Apologizing Again
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Massage Lady Accuses Al Gore of Sex Groping, In Portland Hotel, In 2006
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HaHa David Petraeus Won't Be Running For President In 2012 Now
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Eliot Spitzer, Kathleen Parker To Be Quarantined On Terrible CNN Show
Republican Leadership Honors Joe Barton's Apology To BP
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David Vitter's Beloved Drunken Aide Slashes Girlfriends
Internatonal Jewish Conspiracy Hires Abramoff To Market Pizza
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To Fire Or Not To Fire: That Is The Question
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Rand Paul Wants You To Not Enslave Him, and He Sort of Hates Major Republican Views
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What Is Going On With Our Imperial War In Afghanistan?
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Gov't Employee Stanley McChrystal Gripes About His Bosses
Tim James Finally Concedes NOOOOO WHY GOD WHY
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Peter Orszag Quitting White House; First Obama Administration Bigshot To Leave
Wonkette's Tragic Use of Twitter
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Future President Mike Huckabee Gigglingly Wishes He Was Gay-Married Jew
Why Is Allah Killing Us With His Wild Beasts?
Crazy John Kerry Freaking Everyone Out With Devotion To Fighting Climate Change
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Sarah Palin Begs Allah To Plug the Danged Hole
Guy On Internet Will Destroy the Census With FOIA Bombs
Rahm Emanuel To Quit White House, Says Tory Newspaper
The Headfountain: Ayn Rand In the 21st Century
Florida Loves Charlie Crist's Sexy New Independent Spirit
Why Is This Congressman Twittering Scary Bloody-Nose Pictures?
BP's Secret Nightmare Revealed: 100,000 Barrels Leaking Every Day
Brave, Lonely Teabagger Protests Hippie Solstice Parade
Introducing Lauri Apple, Several Months After She Arrived!
Tony Hayward Sees No Problem Attending Good Ol'-Fashioned Down-Home Saturday Yacht Race
Tony Hayward's Greatest Hits; BP's Well Partner Says Disaster 'Preventable'
Remembering Our Fallen Week: The Tao of Alvin Greene
Sharron Angle's Campaign Calls Reporter 'Idiot' For Quoting Her Website
Anonymous Fetishists Want To Slap Diapered Adrian Fenty
Happy Fun Cuddly Cartoon Violence
South Carolina Democratic Party Just Pushes the Button For Alvin Greene
A New & Important Political Op-Ed Column by Sara Benincasa
Utah Gets the Most Fun It Can Out of Rare Chance To Shoot Guy To Death
Tony Hayward Fired As Director of Oil Spill
Michele Bachmann's Husband (!) Super Upset Over F-Word Used On Sign Somewhere
Fap To Your Employees' Sexts All You Want, Sez SCOTUS
Did Dutch Disco Song Inspire New Video Game About U.S. Debt?
Anonymous Sources: John Edwards Sad, Lonely, Gross
Arizona Governor Will Probably Throw a Scorpion in Hillary Clinton's Face Now
Oil Industry Not Run By Vicious, Slavering Carnivores, Apparently
Everybody -- Even John Boehner! -- Hates Oil-Industry Whore Joe Barton
Obama Is Losing His Muslin Base
Trying To Decipher Meg Whitman's Messican Advertisement
Gresham Barrett Is a False Prophet, Amen
Florida GOP Congressman Wants Joe Barton Destroyed
Is Obama No Longer Good At Talking Because He Talks Too Smart-Like?
This Would Be the Weekend You're Supposed To Express Love For Your Dad
Attainer of Ultimate Enlightenment Alvin Greene Amused By Your Expectation That He Campaign
Today (or Tomorrow) We're All Helen Thomas
Liveblogging Tony Hayward's ... Whoa Everybody's Freaking Out!
Alabama Psychopath Lost Election, Will Now Shoot Everyone
Liveblogging Tony Hayward's Flogging by the House Energy Subcommittee
A Children's Treasury of Last-Minute Father's Day Gifts
Keith Olbermann So Sick of Daily Kos Commenters
BP 'Ninja Turtle,' Tony Hayward, Gets Yelled At By Congress Today!
White House-BP Party Looks Like So Much Fun
New Wonkette Writer Jack Stuef And Senator-Elect-to-Be Alvin Greene: Hopey Change You Can Believe In
Orrin Hatch To Test Welfare Recipients For Drugs
Gulf Coast Lawyers, Your Recession Is Over!
David Obey Going To Stop Funding Wars Because He Can Do That
Obama No Longer Good At Talking, Should Probably Resign
San Francisco To Protect Us From Alien Cell Phone Mind Control Rays
Can A Restaurant Exist If Not For Obama? Plus Reasons To Maybe Feed Your Children
Florida Update: Democrats Now Have Permission To Vote For Charlie Crist
Why Won't Sharron Angle Talk To The Press About Her Plans For Armed Insurrection?
Virginia Townsfolk 'Verklempt' About Return of Rebel Statue
One Man's View, by Tony Hayward, BP CEO
BREAKING: LEVI AND BRISTOL BACK ON, TRUE LOVE STILL POSSIBLE
Kyrgyz Ethnyk Unryst Out Of Contryl
Al Gore & Laurie David: Did They Have 2-Year Sexytime Affair?!
Obama's Moon-War BP Energy Talk
Washington Post Readers Have Opinions About New Maryland License Plates
Keith Olbermann Yelled At Your Teevee Again, Something About 'Treason'
Is Rand Paul a Board-Certified Ophthalmologist? Rand Paul IS an Ophthalmology Board
Feel Free To Start Vandalizing George W. Bush's Wikipedia Page, Everybody!
John McCain Nearly Bores David Patraeus To Death
Angry Sun God To Stop Sarah Palin From Harassing Maggie Thatcher
Teabagger Sharron Angle Meets Washington Today!
Giant Statue of Jesus Bombed From Space By Real Jesus (Thor)
Immortal Journalist-Mummy Will Be On Television Forever
E-Passport Parts Come from a Terrorist Town (Not Prescott, Arizona)
Mysterious American Ninja Arrested In Pakistan, For Heroism
American Serfs To Get Shirty With British Plutocrat
Anger Bear Meg Whitman Shoved Lady Colleague Before 'Second Life' Interview With Reuters
South Carolina Democratic Party's Rising Star Faces Challenge To His Glorious Primary Result
Who Is This Impostor Lady Pretending To Be Our Michele Bachmann?
Celebrate Flag Day Like a Real Pro-American American (Sarah Palin)
BP Using Paper Towels To Heroically Save Us From Obama's Oil Spill
A Children's Treasury of Americans/Gays Liking America/Gays
Future Perfect: Ayn Rand in the 21st Century
Barbara Bush's Genetic Makeup Fails To Make Her Hate Health Care for Poors
Why Does This Congressman Want To Kill These Annoying Children?
Nancy Pelosi's New San Francisco Office-Castle Costs $18,736 Per Month!
A Children's Treasury of Political Boobs
Angry Dingbat Yells At Long-Dead Historical Figures
Did the Media Fail Helen Thomas By Letting Her Be In the Media?
Afghanistan Jackpot! It's Filled With Precious Metals!
All of America Captured In Single Photograph
NOOOOOO: Entertainment Industry Kills Palin 'Boob-Gate'
George W. Bush Welcomes You To the Internet
The Atlantic Hiring 29 Journalists and an Idiot
Remembering Our Fallen Week: That Hair's So Yesterday
Women With Breast Implants Speak Out On Sarah Palin's Suspected Breast Implants
How Did Senate's Vote Against Oil-Lover Murkowski's Bill Actually Murder America's Troops?
A Children's Treasury Of Fox News Readers' World Cup Imagery
Congressional Hockey Bet Resolved Without Injury
Hugo Chavez Sings To Hillary Clinton
'I Am Dangerous,' Warns Michele Bachmann
Gay Republicans Go Off Message, Embrace Camp
It's Called The 'World Cup,' Not The 'USA Cup,' Traitor
Average Republican 'Young Gun' Candidate Is 50
Congressmen Weiner & Chaffetz Blown By Goats
Jesus Doesn't Care About Your Run-Off, Mr. Gresham Barrett!
Introducing Our New Oil-Spill Columnist, BP CEO Tony Hayward
Football In June?! There Is a God!
Meet Alvin Greene, South Carolina's Democratic Candidate For Senate
Obama Sends Biden to Kenya With 'Love'
Gross New Way To Enjoy Teabagger Twitters
Carly Fiorina Learns About Live Mics While Mocking Barbara Boxer's Hair
AFSCME, the F@$&!n Union That Works For You, Not Ever Working For Blanche Lincoln
Carly & Meg, In Every Important Way, Are Dianne & Barbara
GOP House Rep Wins 'Internet Prom'
John McCain's Twitter Talks Awkwardly To Cancer-Bed Troll
Invisible Unemployed Mush Mouth & Accused Sex Offender Wins S.C. Senate Dem Primary
Kevin Costner's Magic Machine To Save Waterworld From Oil
Kangaroo Court Won't Allow Blagojevich's Twitter To Testify On His Behalf
Christopher Hitchens Divulges Why It's So Hard To Be Christopher Hitchens
Radical New Political Strategy: Not Looking Like A God-Damned Clown
Nancy Pelosi Stirs the Passions at Liberal 'Hecklefest'
Another Gore Marriage Falls Apart
California Hits Mormon Church With Savage Four-Digit Fine
Oh, Orly, You'll Always Be The Birther Queen Of Our Hearts
Anti-Mural Arizona Councilman Won't Ever Resign
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Happy 50th Day of the BP Oil Spill, Everybody!
Helen Thomas, 'White House Crone,' Resigns
Oh Here's Your iPhone Nutz, NOW STOP SENDING IT, NOT EVEN FUNNY JESUS CHRIST COME ON
Nevada Chicken Costumes Exiled To Baltimore
David Brooks Has It Bad For That Stoner From Scooby-Doo
Give Your Dad Bart Stupak, The Gift That Keeps On Giving!
Bart Stupak Declines To Participate In Avante-Garde Art Project
Did Sarah Palin Buy Herself a Couple of Luxury Items?
ELECTION DAY FEVER: Send Wonkette Your Polling Place Pix
Palin Using Her 'Grizzly Phone' Too Much
Do You Have Suggestions On Asses Deserving Kicking?
It Is Primary Day In (Part Of) America!
America's Worst Governor, Drunken Idiot Jim Gibbons, Can't Wait To Celebrate His Loss!
Blanche Lincoln's Top Ten Sexy Senate Secrets
AZ School Backs Down On Whitening Mural's Brown Kids
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Mysterious Bilderberg Group Meets In Spain, Sells Humanity To Space Monsters
Benjamin Frisch Is President of Interns!
That's Objectivist: Ayn Rand in the 21st Century
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Was Shameless Obama In 1993 Hip-Hop Video? (No.)
World's Sexiest Men Gather For Rush Limbaugh's Fourth Wedding
Arizona Councilman/Radio Host Fired For Racist Anti-Mural Campaign
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Millionaire Idiot Sarah Palin Blames BP Oil Spill On ... Environmentalists
We're Also Having Another Total Economic Collapse
Arizona School Demands Black & Latino Students' Faces On Mural Be Changed To White
Nixon's Gravesite Votes To Support Arizona's Anti-Mexican Law
Meet the 'Raghead' Joker of South Carolina
Gores Faked Their Marriage So Hard, Says This One Website
LATEST NIKKI HALEY SCANDAL: Did You Know She Isn't Even WHITE??
New York Times Can't Bring Itself To Say 'Girlfriend'
Remind Your Dad Why He Sucks With This Ronald Reagan Father's Day Outrage
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National Review Typing Person Unhappy With Being Mocked
George Bush Would Drink Another O'Douls If He Really Had To
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Andrew Romanoff Angrily Demanding Jobs From Everyone
Intern 'Appreciation' Week: Rewards For Excellence In Stapling
Conservative Lamers Again Pretending Popular Art Form Is Conservative
White House Criminals Offer Job (Benefits) To Gays
Lindsey Graham Can't (Politically!) Satisfy His Base
Blagojevich Spends His 'Trial Eve' Making Playtime
Another South Carolina Republican Dude Claims He Banged Nikki Haley
BP Deploying Edward Scissorhands To Gulf Spill
White House Offered Job To Another Democrat, Which Is Legally Murder
National Review Online and the Russians Suggest Nuking BP Oil Well
Goodbye Forever, Dearest Wonketteers
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Jan Brewer's Dad Did Not Die 'Fighting the Nazis,' No Matter What She Says
George W. Bush Is President Of Facebook
It's Not Too Late To Buy Newsweek!
Ex-Florida GOP Chair Arrested For Something Involving Large Sums Of Illegal Money
Gal Who Used To Lie For Dick Cheney & John Cornyn & Bush Admin. Energy Dept. Will Now Lie For BP
Drink To Keep Sexytime Alive ... And For Peace!
Fred Thompson Says Scott Brown Owes Him Money, for Inspiration
Sarah Palin Has Some Tough Words For Amphetamines
Alabama Comedy Hopes Hanging By A Thread
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Is GOP Senate Candidate Mark Kirk a Secret Gay Homosexual?
Will James Cameron Save The Gulf Of Mexico?
The Oil Spill Will Never End, But Summer Will
Bonus/Emergency Children's Treasury: Al & Tipper Gore Dressed As Sex Monsters
Supreme Court Rules That You Now Have To Declare Your Own Miranda Rights
A Children's Treasury of Videos of Al & Tipper Gore Being Gross
Al Qaeda No. 3 Killed For Ten-Millionth Time
Only A Mexican Jackie Robinson Could Free Baseball From Arizona's Hate
Banal Corporate Excellence Cult Looking For Recruits
Anti-Limey Hysteria Reaching Fever Pitch
Nation Of Islam Thugs Guard Presidential Hockey Party
BP Polluters To Pollute Prison, Possibly
Why Did Obama Ask Allah To Shoot Bolts Of Lightning At Soldiers' Graves?
BP Apologizes For Ruining Your Three-Day Weekend (and the Earth)
Happy Memorial Day To Sarah Palin And The Troops! (Same Thing)
Joe Lieberman Enjoys Whining To Public About Difficult Endorsements He Faces
Liveblogging Obama On The Gulf Coast, Talking About... Let's See... Oil Spill?
Florida Senator Wants Obama And Biden Running Entire Clean-up Effort, Instead Of Going To Africa
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But Could Saint Ronald Reagan Possibly Be As Corrupt As Barack Obama?
Legal, Normal Political Dealing With Sestak Made Sleazy By Bill Clinton's Involvement
Bill Clinton Is Turning Into a Strange Old Woman
Hilarious Weirdo Leaves Comment About Sarah Palin's House (?)
Greta Van Susteren Asks Who's Dumb, Fox News Viewers Say 'You Are!'
Wingnuts Furious About ... LA Private School Named For Barack Obama
Silly Teabaggers Thought They Could Mess With Superhero Harry Reid
Look, It's A Wacky New Libtard Social Media Way To DESTROY BP!
Does Barack Obama Hate The Troops For Talking At A *Chicago* Cemetery, On Memorial Day?
What Does He Mean, 'Did You Plug The Hole Yet, Daddy?'
Orrin Hatch Will Send Richard Blumenthal, Seymour Skinner To Jail
Silly Pakistanis Have Dozens Of Cable News Channels, But No Fact-Checking! PAKISTAN SURE IS WEIRD
Obama Won't Answer Simple Yes-Or-No Question About Sestak Offer
Palins Build Fence To Keep Pervert (/Acclaimed Non-Fiction Writer) Away
Obama Fires Lady Who Ran America's Oil Industry Meth 'n Bribery Office
Obama Likes His Reporter-Time to Feel 'Special'
'Kill Top' Oil Monster Supposedly Top-Killed, Obama Bans Deep Sea Wells
Bleeding-Heart Police Chiefs Oppose Arizona's Brave Immigration Law
Somewhere, Someone Is Thinking Up A Nonsensical Sex Act And Calling It 'Top Kill'
GOP Website Apparently DOESN'T HAVE THE TIME To Listen To All Americans Speaking Out
CNN Celebrates Old Black Lady With Delightful Musical Slurs
GOP 'Ideas' Site Quickly Filled With Libtard Crap
How Much Pork Is Too Much Pork?
Want To Write For Wonkette? Okay Then READ CAREFULLY
OPERATION TOP KILL TO KILL THE OIL
Ben 'Big Gay Wario' Nelson Offers Crucial Support To 'Don't Ask Don't Tell' Repeal
Don't Worry, the Space Shuttle Didn't Blow Up Again
Michelle Obama Releases New Exercise Program Called 'Obamarcise'
Rick Perry Is So 'Fed Up,' He's Writing a Bible About It
Sarah Palin Trail Of Destruction Heads From Idaho To South Carolina
Nikki Haley's Alleged Republican Loveblogger Posts Sexy Texts
Bernanke Fears Mean Politicians Will Make Him Do Stuff He Already Did
Comedy Character 'Young Boozer' Running For Alabama Treasurer
Barack Obama's Border Army Will Defeat Mexico
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America's Smart Girlfriend Tina Fey Wins Mark Twain Humor Award
America's Collapse Briefly Stalled By Sexytime Obama Pic
Wonkette Editor 'Jim Newell' Leaving To Type About Politics Somewhere Else
South Carolina Blogger Claiming Affair Won't Stop Bragging About How He Had Sex
BP Idiot CEO Yells At Cameramen Filming His Massive Oil Pools
Palin Bombs At Trade Show; Could Her Speech Scam Be Finished?
Deepwater Horizon Kept Oil Rig Survivors Detained Until They Signed Legal Documents
Dumb New GOP Website Actually a Heartbreaking Document of America's Devastation
The Return of Enjoyable Summer Activities
Ohio Car Salesman Will Stop At Nothing To Get His Dealership Back
Anti-Immigrant Groups Collapse Into Hilarious Factionalism
Michele Bachmann Finally Finds Something She Won't Talk About
Good News For Gays Who Like Fighting In Wars
David Byrne Sues Charlie Crist For Musical Crimes
Alabama Wingnut Candidate Thinks Liberals Will Shut Up Because He's Black
David Vitter Is Sick Of These Politicians Exploiting Oil Spill For Media Coverage
Arizona Gov. Employs Untalented Illegal Frog Monster To Make Fun Of Holder, Napolitano
Sarah Palin-Endorsed Idaho Congressional Candidate Loves Barack Obama's Speeches
RUMOR: Political Blogger Had Sex With Lady?
Chicken Costumes Banned At Nevada Polling Places
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George W. Bush Probably Responsible For Texas Rangers' Bankruptcy, Too
Have the Japanese Stolen America's Laser Eagle?
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Happy 30th Birthday, Empire Strikes Back Movie!
Sarah Palin Forced To Steal Clothes After Losing Luggage
Mayor Daley To Jam Rifle Up Reporter's Butt, For Laffs
Monster Island For Sale by Department of Homeland Security
Teabagger Apologizes for 'Monkey God' Comment, But Not for All His Other Comments
Obama Lets Tiny Terrorist Invade the White House
Things To Electrocute And/Or Screw
Rand Paul Is An Endless Internet Comedy Machine
Consider Your Finances Stone Cold Reformed, Everybody
Why Does Barack Obama Hate Not Using Metaphors?
Libertarians Pointlessly Annoying World's Muslims
Scott Brown Is Deciding Vote For 'FinReg' Cloture, How's Twitter Taking It?
Rand Paul Will Not -- Repeat, NOT -- Try To Overturn 1964 Civil Rights Act
Hey Summer Interns, It's Today's Hot Rental Opportunity: Live With A Poop Monster
Ben Nelson: 'I Know About The Holograms'
Mitt Romney Already Campaigning In Iowa?
Mandatory Suggestions For Eating Well In DC
Answers To the Census-Violence Match Game!
Uhh, Financial Collapse/World Recession II?
Nobody's Making the House Payment, Nobody's Getting New Mortgages
Ocean Infested By Undocumented Sea Monsters (Illegals)
Bono Performs a Very Special White House U2 Show
A Children's Treasury -- and Matching Game! -- of Census Violence
Meg 'eBay' Whitman Loses 50-Point Lead, Would Not Do Business With Again
LADWP To Arizona: 'Suck It, We Actually Own Your Power Plants'
Glenn Beck Demolishes Anthony Weiner With Important New Website
Arizona Jackass Threatens To Cut Off LA's Power
Sculpt Vegetables, Save The World, And Help Kidneys
RAND PAUL HAD FANCY EVENT AT COUNTRY CLUB, What A Monster
Bob Bennett Still Literally Considering Running As Write-In Candidate
Doctor Rand Paul Does Not Actually Care Much About Changing Wars On Terror, Countries
The Night Marilyn Monroe Sang 'Happy Birthday' To JFK
Frat Boy Congress Caused Souder-Sex to Happen, Say Bible Ladies
Blumenthal Really, Really, Really, Likes Veterans, Hoo Boy
Heroic Ex-Wonkette Sugar Mama Says Thing Based In Reality
Someone Left My Aged Party-Switching Senator Out In The Rain
Good-bye, Arlen: Wonkette Remembers the Republican/Democrat Old Guy From PA
Liveblogging Part III of the Season Finale of Arlen Specter
Still Liveblogging Arlen Specter And Joe Sestak's 'Lost' Battle, And The Other One Too, Arkansas
Liveblogging the Season Finale of the 2010 Primary and/or 'Lost'
Arlen Specter Demonstrates Youthful Energy With Strange Old-Person Insults
Join Your Wonkette This Evening For Frightening Coverage Of 'America Votes On Politics 2010'
Blanche Lincoln Sucks At Voting
Blumenthal: You All Lie, I Was Awesome At The Military
Bristol Palin Will Make $30K Per Speech Telling Teen Gals How To Poop Out Babies
Anthony Weiner Attacking Glenn Beck And America's Best Company, Goldline
Paultards Harassing Other Hillbillies In Kentucky
Angry Wreath Attacks President of Ukraine
Weekly Standard Liveblogs From Camp Victory Mini-Mart
Obama Wants to SWAT-Team Your Ham Sandwich
VIDEO SHOCKER: Republican Rep. Mark Souder Made 'Web Video' (Against Sex) With His Mistress-Staffer
BREAKING: House Republican Mark Souder Resigning TODAY, Over an Affair ... With a WOMAN!
Meet Republican Gurley Martin, Senate Candidate of Kentucky
The Interns, They Have Returned
Jim Gibbons, America's Worst Governor, Will Lose His Primary
Shameless Obama Practices 'First Pitch'
Go Rand Paul! It's Primary Day In Kentucky, Arkansas, Pennsylvania & Oregon
Connecticut Dem Frontrunner Likes To Tell Horrible Lies About Vietnam Service
Wingnuts Furious About ... Too Many Arab Beauty Queens
Don't Worry, The Oil Spill Response Team Will Clean All Those Pretty Oil Birds
Orly Taitz Meets, Looms Over Michele Bachmann
Hippies Sort of Shut Down Part of DC Intersection
ATTACK AD: Meg Whitman Ran eBay, And eBay Had Porn
Fred Thompson's Book Comes Out Tomorrow!
Mitt Romney's Ghetto Home To Be Destroyed
Stop Hassling Eliot Spitzer -- No Means No
Real-World Use Found For 'The Politico'
Actual Vatican Sex-Abuse Excuse: Bishops & Priests Don't Really Work For the Vatican
Alabama Agriculture Commissioner Candidate Makes Awesome, Terrifying Campaign Ad
This Is Not a Repeat of Last Week (and the Week Before Last, Etc.)
Now It Is These Money Robots, These Were The Money Robots That Did It!
NASA Voyager Space Probe Captured By Aliens?
Pat Buchanan Writes About Ethnicity Again, Oh Boy
President Obama Confirms That He Is 'Angry,' Continues With Scheduled Events
Breaking: Elena Kagan Went To College, Wrote Trotsky-Haiku
Rick Perry's Campaign Has 'OZZY' Tattooed on Its Knuckles
John Boehner Is Afraid of Your Spanakopita Platter
Scott Brown Convinces Kagan To Love America, With His Handsomeness
WaPo Reports On Some "Neat Ideas" Republicans Have
Oil Explosion To Destroy Earth Before Global Warming Has A Chance
Insane Maine GOP Conventioneers Also Search, Vandalize Classroom
BREAKING FOOTAGE: 234-Year-Old 'America' Experiment Collapses On Self
Some Old Gal In Buffalo Puts the Moves On Obama
Vote In Eric Cantor's Meaningless Pandering Web Contest, 'YouCut'
SCANDAL: Elena Kagan 'Not Sympathetic' Enough To Person Carrying Gun Illegally!
Orrin Hatch, Elena Kagan Discuss Magisterial Gun On The Wall
Why Does Rand Paul Hate Pants?
Census Taker: America's Most Dangerous Job
Is There a *Reason* Why Terrorist South Carolina Has a Muslim Flag?
Los Angeles Cuts Ties With 'Nazi' Arizona, While Americans Support 'Nazi' Arizona
Kerry-Lieberman Fever Can't Help Global Warming Bill
Heroic Joe Barton Defies Death To Look At Oil Slick From Airplane
Stunningly Liberal Water Machine Installed At Capitol Visitors Center
Pulitzer Prize Columnist: Does Elena Kagan Not Meet 'Ordinary-People Principle,' By Being Terrible?
Have Some Beer And Maybe A Hot Dog Too
THE POLITICO Enters 'Newsweek Sweepstakes'
Barack Obama's a New Black Panther
Wolf Blitzer Molested By Furry
Elliot Spitzer: I Did Not Pay Elena Kagan For Sex
Yet Another Shocking Election Result In Nowhereville
A Children's Treasury Of David Cameron Stalking Barack Obama
POSH-PONCE DAVID CAMERON IS UK PRIME MINISTER
Posh-Ponce David Cameron To Beg Honorable Elizabeth Windsor For Her Government
Alabama GOP Gubernatorial Candidate Attacked For Lack Of Jesusness
Gordon Brown Going To Queen's House To Resign, David Cameron To Take Over In Tit-Bit?
Devil Cuts Down Jesus Cross In Mojave National Preserve
George Rekers Resigns From Gay Therapy Thing
Pope Finally Manages To Vaguely Admit Catholic Church Child Rape Might Be a Bad Thing
Local Baseball & Soccer Teams Win Games, Sometimes
Michele Bachmann Performs Online Tonight -- Don't Miss Out!
Skoal Rebel Turns On Jesus, Is Still Sad & Dull
America Still Has Its Housing/Mortgage Disaster!
Liberals Sad Because Kagan's Not Marxist, Disasters Continue Killing America
Wingnuts Furious About .... Kagan Not Hiring Enough Black People/Women
Charlie Crist Renting Prominent Florida Real Estate For Campaign Office
Even Google Thinks John McCain Is A Little Baby Fairy
Arlen Specter May Lose Next Week, Because Of Angry Hippies
National Review's K-Lo Furious Over Obama's Reverse-Sexism
A Children's Video Treasury of John McCain's Love For Illegal Mexican Evildoers
Maine GOP Platform Hijacked By Teabaggers In Comical Fashion
Gross Ohio Democrats Go Topless, Because Rob Portman Is Bad
Michael Steele Rips Elena Kagan For Questioning Slavery/Sexism's Central Role In Constitution
Posh-Ponce David Cameron Performed For Queen As Rabbit-Goblin
Elena Kagan Is Finally *Officially* Nominated For the Supreme Court
How Long Will 'Bristol' Remain The Devil's Name?
USA Weekend, Real America's Version of NYT Magazine, Visits Sarah Palin
Barack Obama Mocks America's Greatest Invention, the Apple iPad
Trillion-Dollar Greek Lotto Payout Approved by EU, World Economy Saved?
Elena Kagan Will Be New John Paul Stevens
Michael Steele Bravely Fires Underlings Over Strippergate
Here's The Official Catalogue Of Sins, From The Family Research Council
American Web Commenters Very Upset About Arab-Speaking Nations Getting Terrorist Version of Internet
Sarah Palin Declared TRAITOR For Endorsing Crazy Carly Fiorina
Tim James Will Make Sex Offenders Shout 'Ima Sex-fender' In Town Hall Everyday
Charlie Crist Taking 'Ginormous' Oil Spill Very Seriously
The Triumphant Return Of Cartoon Violence (And Horrible Manimal-Things)
Hey, Economy, Calm Down, Obama Just Said We Have Jobs Again!
The Eagles Have Landed, To Prevent Hoboism
Leaderless Britain Suspiciously Riot-Free
If By 'Cocky' You Mean 'Obsessed With Cock,' Then Too Late
We Think This Means That They're Fixing Today's Terrible, Terrible Wall Street Lies
Oh Huzzah, Stock Markets Now Completely Collapsing
John Culberson Explains Nothing -- But With Water Bottles!
British Politicians Rewarded With Plane Crashes, Street Fights and Dog Attacks
Braves Manager Bobby Cox Honored By Capitol Hill Pervs
Take Your Mom Out To Thank Her For Not Aborting You
Anti-Gay Wingnut Only Hired Gay Prostitute For Handjobs!
Harry Reid Tells America About His Sexytime Fantasy
Did Space Monsters Abduct This Chess-Obsessed President of a Small Ex-Soviet Republic?
Sullen British Staggering To Voting Pubs Right Now
Chaos In Greece, Fear On Earth, Holes In Facebook
'Does This Look Like A Terrorist, Or *This*?'
Joe The Plumber Elected Queen Of England
Gather Ye Papers, It's Cinco De Mayo
Liberty Blogger Fights Obama's 'Disgusting' Language With Porn Pictures
Sarah Palin Finally Hits Her Stride In Gulf Response
David Obey Retires, 'Real World' Child To Inherit Earth
Kaplan College-Test Company Selling Loser Newsweek Magazine
Posh PM Hopeful Gets Coveted TV Asshole Endorsement
Teabaggers Are Just 2% of American Population
Liberal Traitor Eric Cantor: Obamer Not A Terrorist Per Se
Joe Lieberman To Take Away Americans' Citizenship Without Amending Constitution, Hooray!
Apparently Some Jackholes Got Elected Somewhere, Or Nominated We Guess, Who Cares
WaPo: This Terrorist Investigation Is Just Like '24'! BUT DIFFERENT, TOO?
Fox News Smells A Stinky Oil Conspiracy
Comical Republican(+Lieberman) Anti-Constitution Quote Machine Going Full Speed
Ha Ha, 'May the Fourth' Be With You, Etc.
Mississippi Is America's Obesity Champion; Oregon Fails In Fat
Florida State Senator Checks Out Dog YouTubes As Well As Naked Lady Pics, In Session
Hooray, Global Markets Collapse Again Because of ... Greece! (Again)
How To Be a 20-Something In the Obama Administration
Mark Sanford's Forbidden Love Wasn't a Crime
White-People Masks Offered To Nervous Brown People In Arizona
Wingnuts Are Furious About ... Obama Reading a Best-Selling Book By a Newsweek Writer
Oil Disaster Spoils Arnold's Fun, Tennessee Floods, Washington Gets High
Scandinavians Tax Everything That's Fun, Even Finger-Banging
Buy Charlie Crist's Official Painting, On The eBay
Dumb James Dobson Switches Endorsement To Rand Paul After Realizing He's Pro-Life
Hillary Clinton Is President of Outer Space
Happy 40th Anniversary Eve, Kent State Massacre ... DEVO Was There
Michelle Bachmann Is a Star, So Let Her Shine
Teabagger Time Traveler Has Good News, From the Future!
Hurry Up And Buy This Fancy Crank-Gear Radio From Newsmax, Before The Terrorists Kill You
POLITICO, Jonas Brothers To Get Gay-Married?
Obama Explains To Stunned Bobby Jindal That Jesus Hasn't Fixed Oil Spill
Charlie Crist Will Win the Old Fashioned Way: By Rescuing All Florida Voters From Car Crashes
Poison Baby Medicine, Terror In Times Square, and the World's Worst Oil Spill
Fine, Here's Your Barack Obama Comedy Routine
Sarah Palin Is Very Sad About Entire Southern Coast Of America Being Destroyed [Update]
Chicken-Barter Senate Candidate Lady Would Like To Address Her Idiocy, For A Moment
Kid Who Guessed 'Wasilla' Was Famous Wasilla Person Sarah Palin's Hometown 'Guilty' On Two Counts
Strange Market-Shorting Billionaire Monster Would Also Like To Be Florida's Senator
Happy Early Cinco de Mayo and Local Voyages Around the World
Massive Pro-Immigration Rallies To Be Ignored Nationwide Tomorrow
Rep. Ted Poe Delivers Insane, Brilliant Rant About Illegal Brazilian Grasshoppers & Mexicans
Jay Leno Fondly Recalls Grab-Ass By George W. Bush
Obama SWAT Teams Crush Grandma Patriot Movement
Wall Street Assholes Will Eat Your Cushy Middle-Class Job
Even Rick Perry Freaked Out By Arizona Immigration Law
Goldman Sachs, The Bank, Will Be Put In Bank Jail
Is It Okay To Call Someone 'Colored' If That Person Is Charlie Crist?
Watch Oprah Brutally Interrogate Rielle Hunter On Teevee Today!
Everyone In Washington Loves To Shill For Goldman Sachs
Brown People Flee Arizona, RedState Declares 'Mission Accomplished'
Harvard's Greatest Law School Student To Work For Cow Porn Judge
Ted Nugent Writes Beautiful Ode To 'Herculean' Sarah Palin, For TIME
Florida Republicans Rapidly Scrubbing Charlie Crist From All Websites, Pamphlets
A Children’s Treasury of Mother’s Day Gifts
Offshore Drilling Industry Website Just Reportin' the Facts
Boys and Girls Of DC: Time To Put On Your Sundress
Old-Man Monster Really Did Eat People In DC
Last of Earth's Oil Spilling Into Gulf of Mexico, To Be Burned
Republican Leadership Budges, HMM?
Steve Doocy Is Worst Offender In 'Lamestream Media,' Always
Michael Steele Has A New Slogan!
David Vitter/Prostitution Ad Features Mysterious Shadow, Maybe?
Washington Post Aims To Become Same Website As THE POLITICO
Boycott Arizona? Sure, Because It's So Easy!
WEDNESDAY... WAR! Democrats May Possibly Consider Making GOP Actually Filibuster, Overnight
OMFG Senate Voting On That Financial Reform Debate Thing Again
Schumer To Protect Wonkette Readers From Sex Perverts
Birther Rally To Bring Comedy 'n Costumes To DC
Increased Availability of Lobster, Beer and Bourbon In DC a Very Good Thing
Rick Perry Kills Desert Beast In Elaborate Manhood Ritual
Comics Curmudgeon Comes Crawling Back To Your Wonkette
Fun European Countries Going Bankrupt; Are The Boring Ones Next?
Apology Not Accepted, Claire McCaskill
Old-Man Monster To Eat Ladies In DC Tomorrow
Barack Obama Caught Hanging Out In The Woods, Was Probably Smoking Weed
OLD MAN'S BOAT FROM BIBLE FOUND AGAIN, If Facts Are True
DC Rife With E-Monsters, Stealin' Ur Files
Everyone Is Earnestly Interested In Passing An Immigration Bill!
Here Is Your Consensus 'Good YouTube Clip' From The Goldman Hearing
Important Local Newspaper: Obama Rallying *Criminals* To Vote?
Joseph Ratzinger's Bishops: Too Much Boy Rapin', Or Not Enough?
Nancy Pelosi's Hippie Lights Will Bankrupt America
Barack Obama Tells 'Fiscal Commission' To Sell the Senate Make Some Reforms
Jews, Corned Beef and Irish Folk
America's Churches Will Shut Down Because 'Young Adults' Don't Ever Go To Church
We Are Sick, Depressed & Near Death, But Still Better Than the U.S. Senate
Will Democrats Vote To Open Debate On Possibly Reforming Wall Street? WHAT ABOUT FREEDOM?
Buncha Gays Sitting In John McCain's Office
Bill Kristol Predicts ~5 to ~13 Mexicans Will Get Screwed With New Law, Not Many Though
Teabaggers Convinced Facebook Is Liberal Honeypot
K-Lo Getting Hairy Palms Because of All the Nasty Sexytime On the 'Puter
Buy Your Copy Of Mean Old George W. Bush's DECISION POINTS Now
You Know It's Bad When Stephen Hawking Says It's Bad
Obama Survives Scary Photo-Op With Scary Old Preacher
Michael Bloomberg Tells Thinkers How To Make The World A Better Place
Scary Loser Scott Lee Cohen Will Be Governor of Illinois
Republican-Approved Bipartisan Financial Regulations Attacked By Republicans
Well, At Least Tim James Has An Aesthetic
Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer Signs Everyone's Favorite 'Arrest The Browns' Law
Rich Obamas Having Rich People Fun In North Carolina All Weekend
Celebrities Help Us Love America, Shakespeare and Cabaret
Republican State Auditor Candidate Releases New Hit Video Single
Financial Collapse Transvestite-Porn Scandal Finally the Biggest Story In America
A Lousy Day For Whales and Christian Jihads
Here's That Diaperman David Vitter Thing From Last Night's 'Colbert Report'
Gingrich Wants Teabaggers To Rise Up & Smash the System
US Launches Secret Robot Space Shuttle
Meanwhile, the New Improved Facebook Has a New Improved Wonkette Page!
Michael Bennet's New Ad Features His Cute Young Children, For Some Reason
Why Is Evil Obama Trying To Increase New York City & State's Budget Deficits, As A Goal?
CNN's Ed Henry Feels So Friggin' Awesome Right Now
Have a Cool Italian Ice Cream To Celebrate Muggy/Mugging Season!
Hot Financial Reform Cloture Action On Monday, Huzzah
Joe Biden Admits That Obama Has The Devil's Laugh
Michael Steele Admits GOP Has Been Strategically Racist For 40+ Years, Hooray!
Bums Have It Easy Enough, Says Florida Republican
Arkansas Person With Common Name Doesn't Want You To Confuse Him With Anybody Else
Dick Cheney Endorses Marco Rubio, Grunts At Charlie Crist
Corporations To Liberals: 'Stop Murdering Us'
Arizona Winning 'America's Dumbest State' Contest With New 'Birther' Legislation
Facebook Wins the Internet, Will Now Colonize Internet
Happy Earth Day, America! (Did You Get Her Something Nice?)
GEICO Voice Dropped After Simply Asking FreedomWorks A Question About Their Retards
U.S. Treasury Department Really, Really Wants You To Masturbate To New Features On $100 Bill
MSNBC Children Being Children Again Over One Segment No One Cared About
George W. Bush And His Institute Will Save Bloggers, Everywhere
American Children's Trigger Fingers Too Fat For Combat
NYT Magazine: Is Mike Allen Weird Because His Dad Was a Bircher?
Gelato, Pork, Beer and Seafood? Yes, Please
Hilarious One-Paragraph History of Politico's News-Invention Morning-Win Technique
Democrats Raising So Much More Ca$h Than Republicans
EXPLOSIVE ARTICLE ABOUT POLITICAL WEBSITE/PAPER TO ROCK INTERNET'S FOUNDATIONS
Everybody Gets High For Hitler's Birthday
DC Council Smart Alecks Vote To Legalize Medical Marijuana On 4/20
Orrin Hatch Suspicious Of This Socialist Lawsuit Against America's Company, Goldman Sachs
Why Is Extreme Conservative Bob Bennett Going To Lose His Senate Primary?
Idaho Cartoon Villain Will Save Congress
Sociopath Republicans Sabotage DC Voting Rights Bill With Gun Insanity
Remember the Idiot Republican Bobby Jindal Mocking 'Volcano Monitoring'?
CNN Idiot Rick Sanchez Thinks Iceland Is 'Too Cold' For Volcanoes
Evil Fired White House Counsel Whore-Dragon Greg Craig Will Save Goldman Sachs
Liz Glover Interviews America's Armed Protector
Mitt Romney Defends RomneyCare With Endless Stream Of Hilarious Psychobabble
Liz Glover Puts Life On Line, For Journalism
Wait, *Both* Parties Get Money From Awful Wall Street Rich People?
A Children's Treasury of White House Trees
Tea Partiers Wonder If Lindsey Graham's Gayness Is Causing Him To Be So Gay In Congress
Insane Death Machine Still Only Gets 6.3/10 On 'Real American Scale,' For Forgetting Truck Nutz
Skoalrebel Now With 100% Fewer N-, F-Words
Americans Sad To Be 'Stuck' In Europe, Due To Dinosaur-Killing Volcano Ash
Gun Nuts Will Protest 2nd Amendment By Bringing Their Guns Everywhere Today
Local Baseball Team Demands Violence From Season Ticket Holders
Party of Lincoln, Party of Reagan, Party of Furries
Feds Nail Five Blackwater Executives; Evil Racist Fascist ex-LAPD Chief Finally Dead
Quick-Scrubbing Congressman Was Worried About Soviet Union Yesterday, Russian Federation Today
Happy Millionth Birthday, Pope Nazi Pedobear!
Liz Glover Interviews Victoria Jackson, Andrew Breitbart About Whatever
Nancy Pelosi Wants To Refill Ke$ha's Bottle of Jack With Ca$h
A Weekend For Lovers of the Dead, Records, and Michelle Obama's Vegetables
CNN SCOOP: SECRET 'AMENDMENT ONE' DISCOVERED AT END OF CONSTITUTION
If Anyone Was A Hit With The Tea Partiers, It Was Surely This Conservative Rapper
A Children's Treasury Of So-So BlackBerry Photos From FreedomWorks' Tax Day Tea Party
Wonkette Operatives Went To Every Teabagger Rally!
Teabagger Style Sweeps America, Obama Makes Gays Happy & NASA Sad
Your Wonkette Got Backstage Access To The Tax Day Tea Party, Hooray
Feathered Joker Is Serious About Obama's Child Abuse of Monopoly Money
Don't Listen To The Spendthrift Hepcat Duck, Donald!!!!!
Sorry Taxbaggers, It's National High Five Day
J.K. Rowling: Conservatives Mean To Ladies, Children & Marvelous Boy Wizards
Barack And Michelle Obama Are Rich As The Dickens
Here Is The Poop Man Protesting Poop
Don't Let Teabaggers In DC Take Away Your Right To Celebrate Paying Your Taxes
It's Tax-Teabagger Protest Day In Washington!
Newsweek Forgets To Put Image Of Captain America Fighting Commies On Patriotic Cover
Barack Obama Is Not Loving War Enough For Sarah Palin
Tea Party Video: People Gettin' Busy Being Dumb
Teabaggers Are Racist Against Orly Taitz
Teabaggers Finally Accept Being Called Teabaggers
Why Won't Silly Jeebus Just Tell Mike Huckabee To Run For President And Save our Lives?
Happy Tax Day, American Whiners!
Tea Party Doesn't Even Know What Tea Party Is About
Hooray For The Improving National Dialogue, In Boston!
CNN Will Grind A Debate Out Of Anything, Baby, ANYTHING
A Children's Treasury of Boston Teabagger Dorkery
Drink To Save the Planet ... and Other Fine Reasons To Imbibe
Ron Paul Is Basically Going To Beat Obama By 50 Points, Tomorrow
John McCain Gets All Mad At The POLITICO
Library Of Congress To Record Entirety Of Global Retardation
Boston Teabaggers: We Have Fascism Now, Right?
Texas Republicans Make Up New, More-Republican Group
Three Orange Republican Congressmen Praise Their Mom, Virginia Foxx
Sarah Palin's Half-Shredded Contract Found In Garbage, Dem Wins First House Election of 2010
Watch Some UFC Guy Beat The Crap Out Of Brian Kilmeade!
Wingnut Army Doctor Will Now Be In Terrible Trouble, Maybe
Teabaggers Now Protesting ... Hobos
Mike Huckabee Doesn't Care About All Of The Gross Stuff Gay People Do To Their Dogs
Disgusting Capitol Hill Cancer Machine Now Operable Again!
Breaking: Reporters Upset About Stuff, And Nukes
Choose The Cover For Glenn Beck's Dumb Novel About Political Science
U.S. Military: Surplus Oil Gone By 2012, Global Shortages & Meltdown To Follow
Joe Lieberman Can't Wait To Get Those Republicans Back In Congress
Barney Frank's Partner Gives Drunk Eye Doctor Ladies What-For On Airplane
Oklahoma Teabaggers & STATE LEGISLATORS Planning Anti-Fed Militia
Gross Old Eric Massa Always Trying To Hump His Male Staff
OBAMAR WILL TAX WHITE PEOPLE SNEEZING
Scott Brown Once Again Supports Lazy Jobless People Who Lost Their Jobs, Because He Is a Communist
Texas Candy Car's Truck Nutz Rock the Handicapped Spot
Michelle Obama: Should She Be Allowed To Go To Mexico By Herself?
Teabaggers Coming To Vegas From Utah, To Be Obnoxious
Thinkers Ask Where Happiness Comes From And Then Declare It To Be Unconstitutional
This Is How Dennis Kucinich Gets His Babes
John McCain Parody Outlines More Reasons To Vote For J.D. Hayworth
Tea Party Hero and NY Gov Candidate Always Sending Racist/Porno Emails
Meet the Wonkette Catholic Pedobear!
Rapey Priests Don't Like Touching Children Who Take Raid® Baths Before Church
National Review's John Derbyshire Lectures Black Law Students About Their Inferiority
Fox News: Those Teabaggers Are Pretty Crazy!
Obama Betrays America's First Amendment Free Press For 'Soccer Game'
Texan Lady Sad About Those Vulgar Truck Nutz Dangling From the Bumper of Every Texan Vehicle
Scott Brown Throws Sarah Palin Under the Tea Party Express
Romney Beats Ron Paul By Exactly One Vote In GOP Confederate Straw Poll
Drink Up, Or the Russians Will Kill You
Washington DC To Be Destroyed By Nuclear Weapon (Summit)
Can You Guess the Identity of This Monster?
Wingnut Lady Furious At Joseph Cao, In His District
The Theater Comes Alive With Big Fat Gay Jewish Men
Does Community Organizer Barack Obama Even Know What Nuclear Weapons *Are*?
Sarah Palin Is In New Orleans, Mocking Black People
Barack Obama Insults All Women (Sarah Palin!)
Crazy Dingbats Want Their Own Special Month To Promote 'Confederacy Awareness'
Who Will Be Obama's New Radical Cleric On the Supreme Court
Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens Retires!
We're So Pretty, Oh So Pretty ... We're Vacant (Mitt, Too)
Fat Amoral Baby Newt Gingrich Attacks Barack Obama For Not Being Fat
Yuppies, Is There Anything They Won't Overpay For?
Joe Lieberman Shut Up Jesus Christ...
Creepy Tiger Woods Steals Actual Art From Mike Gravel
Will Republicans Try To Block Nuke Treaty? If They Love America, Yes
Glenn Beck Is a Frickin' Genius
Tom Coburn Is Just a Sad Lesbian Cat Lady Now
Did Mean Old Sarah Palin Steal Michele Bachmann's Jewelry?
New Study On Taxes Shows Old Statistic That Will Be Misused Again
New York Times Been Waiting All Dang Winter For This
Virginia Remembers Slavery, Idiot Smokes In Airplane Lavatory
Bristol Palin Wants You To Have An Abortion
Someone Threatened Nancy Pelosi, REALLY???
Obama Nuclear Decision Was Clearly Just To Watch Conservatives Lose It
Famous Wonkette Editor Alex Pareene Dumping Gawker For Salon
Tim Pawlenty Gets Inside Bachmann-Palin Sandwich [UPDATE: Better Stream!]
The Internet Comes Alive With Discounted Food
Listen To These Pentecostal Rock Zombies Sing About Obama
CNN Wingnuts Furious At Bill Press
Today's Major Earthquake Strikes ... Indonesia (and America Will Soon Burn)
Marco Rubio Throws Florida's Old People Under the Bus
Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell Just Wants To Celebrate the Confederacy
Americans Finally Stop Having Expensive/Dumb Babies
Tom Coburn Tells Town Hall That Nancy Pelosi Is Nice Lady And To Ignore Fox News, Wingnuts Furious
Mickey Kaus Launches Important Campaign Site
If Barack Obama Is So Darn Good At Basketball, Why Does He Still Play Jayvee?
Matt Drudge Will Have To Parent This Child, If No One Else Will
Vote To Name National Zoo's Dumb Octopus 'Cthulhu'
Cartoon Character Runs RNC 'Young Eagles,' In Mid-Atlantic
Whoa: Hamid Karzai Is a Heroin Addict?
Jesus Died For Your Lamb-Eating Pleasure
A Children's Treasury of Terrible Tea Party Songs
Dave Weigel Joins Local Webzine
MSNBC's David Shuster In Super-Big Trouble For Secret CNN Show!
Ross Douthat's Imaginary CNN Should Feature People 'From the Right and Left' Debating News Topics
Michael Steele's New Fund-Raiser Person Also Fired & Fined For Night Club Partytimes
Two RNC Bigwigs Quit, But Not Michael Steele, Not Just Yet
You Guys, It's Almost Michele Bachmann's 65th Birthday!
A Children's Treasury Of Cherry Blossoms
John Cornyn Hates Sports And America
Barack Obama Still Throws Like UnReal American
John McCain Is President Of Lying
Obama Misspells Twitter Thing 'Justin Bieber'
Hmm Could This Whole Anti-Government TeaBag Mob Backfire On Republicans?
Space Shuttle Launch Didn't Go Terribly Wrong; Just Three More Flights Before Robots Take Over
Charlie Crist Wants Feds To Prosecute Republican Party of Florida
Newt Gingrich Having Twittergasms Over His Easter Candies
Porn-Crazed Kathryn Jean Lopez Begs For 'Steady Stream of E-mails Coming Into My Inbox'
Michael Steele Makes Another Ethical Win, Iraq Still Terrible
SCANDAL: Obama Fills Out Census Form, Is Black
Liberals Misconstrue Erick Erickson, Who Will Not Shoot Census Workers Like He Said He Would
Here's Sarah Palin Saying Dumb Things About Meat
Barack Obama Talks Lady To Death
Life Is a Bowl of Cherry Blossoms
Vatican Hack Blames ... Anti-Semitism For Global Outrage Over His Church Raping Children
Washington Press Corps Just One Big Book-Publishing Scam
Militia Nut Made Sexy Duck-Porn-Murder Video
ACORN Will Return With the Aztecs and Mitt Romney In 2012
You All Have Jobs And Money Now
Grumpy Michelle Obama Is World's Greatest Animated GIF
Dumb Local Officials To Blame For Missing Census Forms
Happy Good Friday, Pope Has Diplomatic Immunity
Happy Socialist Census Day: Did You Get a Census Form?
LBJ Would Like His Slacks To Have a Little More Room Around the Bunghole
Easter: The Spring Holiday You Were Actually Thinking About
Georgian Congressman Worried Island of Guam Might 'Tip Over'
NRSC Blames Obama For Not Fixing Global Warming In Ha-Ha Video
Wingnuts Make Hilarious April Fools Joke About Putting Pictures of Negroes On Their Website
The Evolution Of Sarah Palin's Twitter
Vulgarians Running Obama Store
SCANDAL: Obama Does Terrorist Fist Bump With Air Force Lady In Afghanistan
Free (Pictures of) Tickets To Sarah Palin's Michele Bachmann Rally!
David Frum Wants Your Snuggie (With You In It?)
Ross Douthat Blames Child-Raping Catholic Priests On ... Hippies!
NYT Magazine Releases Big Expose On Politico & Mike Allen?
Sports, Free Lunch and a Cherry Blossom Event That Won't Suck!
Obama Will Only Ruin the Coasts of Red States
The 'Teabonics' Flickr Thing Is Funny
John Boehner Hates Barack Obama, Because Of Offshore Drilling
George W. Bush Wants Your Member For His Foundation
Fox News Drops LL Cool J With Pissy Little Bitch Statement
Fox News Encourages Old Poor People To Try 'Photoshop'
LL Cool J BETRAYED By Fox News
Cancel Your Plans To Honeymoon In Dagestan
Gross Old Racist Swiftboater Gives Important Endorsement To Charlie Crist
Glenn Beck Sub Feels Racism, From Tanning Tax
53 Cars Towed At Glenn Beck Event, Wacky Frat Boys To Blame?
Democrats: No Longer Able To Bribe Women With Free Abortions?
It's A Seditious Christian Michigan Militia Wedding!
Karl Rove Fights, Loses To Hippies, In Beverly Hills
After Rager At Club Voyeur, RNC 'Young Eagles' Off To Las Vegas & New Orleans
Poor Sap Was Just Covering RNC's Rejected Credit Card At Bondage Strip Club
Passover: The Other Spring Holiday
Barack Obama Honors Tea Party's 'Mainstream, Legitimate Concerns'
Calderone Flees Politico, Obama Eats Matzoh
Fancy NYT Has Different Cultural References Than Us Poor Folks
Is Orange County GOP Donor Erik Brown Just Michael Steele's Faux-Lesbo Strip Club Patsy?
K-Lo Finally Gets 'Black Man Puts Feet On Desk' FWD
Norm the Messiah: 'YouTube Belongs To ME!'
Gay Muslim Nutter Will Burn Down the Malls Unless This Filthy Pig Movie 'Babe' Is Destroyed
This Guy, He's The One Who Spent RNC Money On Lesbian Bondage Horse-Bits Sexytime
Thinkers Contemplate the Future of Conservatives, Unions, and Cell Phone Service
Newly Minted Ex-Congressman Is Crooked Car Inspection Racket Overlord
Here's the Nut Who Threatened Eric Cantor, Threatening Barack Obama a Year Ago
CNN's New Star Just 'Too Passionate' When He Called Michelle Obama a 'Marxist Harpy,' Etc.
Wingnut C-SPAN Caller Furious About All The Black Callers
Michael Steele Spends Teabaggers' Dollars On Lesbian Sex-Show Nightclubs In West Hollywood
Southern Racists Will Declare Themselves As Such, On Their Census Forms
Levi Johnston Might Get His Own Show, Too!
John Boehner Is So Angry With The Smug Hollywood Liberals In This Video
Teabaggers All Unemployed Slobs With Nothing Better To Do
Screeching Dingbat Delights Group of Teabaggers
John McCain Is So Confused About Everything Right Now
Michele Bachmann Is A Really Good Guesser!
O'Keefe & Friends Make Plea Bargain?
When Life Hands You Cherry Blossoms, Go Fly A Kite
Tripping Death Monster Asks Vague Question, In Iowa
Richmond Tea Party Produces 'fun Parody with a political spin'
Nashville Anger Bear Flips Off, Slams Father/Daughter Car With Obama Bumper Sticker
NEWSPAPER AD: Rachel Maddow Will Not Be New Scott Brown [UPDATE]
Nobama's Evil Plan Photographed In Dallas
Liveblogging Obama's Secret Sleazy Deal With Communist Russia
Eric Cantor Still An Asshole: Police Dismiss Shot Fired At His District Office As 'Stray Bullet'
Angry Old John McCain Can't Figure Out How This Camera-Phone Works
Nancy Pelosi Signing More Health Care Bills For Her 70th Birthday
YouTube Person Proves Teabaggers Are Very Serious Political Force
Your Famous Blue Raincoat Was Torn At the Shoulder
Pretty White Growth Coming To Trees Near You
Is Something Magical Happening On March 25, 2011?
McChrystal Hates American Chain-Store Capitalism, In Afghanistan
Woo-Hoo, Stocks At 18-Month High, Everybody's Rich Now?
Psychopath Who Threw Money At Parkinson's Sufferer Finally Admits Doing This
SCOTT BROWN'S NIGHTMARE: Sexy Senator Scared of Rachel Maddow, Abandoned By Wingnuts
Share Some Greased Tea With Me, Everyday Is Silent and Grey
Senate Dems Still Defeating One Dumb Amendment After Another, Live on CSPAN
Help Rush Limbaugh Flee the Country?
Freepers Just Brainstorming Some GOP Marketing Ideas, That's All
Senators Upset About Not Having To Work Afternoons
George Bush Jr. Wipes Haitian Germs On Bill Clinton
Republicans Will Win America's Hearts By Taking Their Health Insurance Away
Virginia Teabaggers Still Think Congressman Lives In Brother's House, Cut Gas Line
Dick Cheney Endorses Not-Rand-Paul Kentucky Senate Candidate
Collision of Art and Alcohol Brings Peace and Happiness To the World
Carly Fiorina Earns Coveted (?) Endorsement From Condi Rice
Welcome To The Fantastic World Of Today
Apologetic 'Baby-Killer' Shouter Has Already Released Fundraising Video
Polite Senate Republicans Not Trying To Disrupt Reconciliation Process
Barack Obama Was Reading 'Pickles' In Sunday Funnies
Give Mitt Romney Money To Repeal RomneyCare!
Louis Gohmert Will Take Away Your Vote, To Save Democracy!
H Street: An Urban Utopia Where You Can Buy Pie
Sarah Palin Finally Gets Her Dream Job, On a Cable Show
Teabagger Tries To Harass Congressman's House, Lists Wrong Address, Stands By His 'Journalism'
Joe Biden Uses Accurate Grown-Up Language To Describe Thing
WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE: Obama Maybe Reading Funny Pages (MUST CREDIT WONKETTE)
Liveblog: Obama To Make History By Signing Thing Unless Joe Biden Loses It
John McCain Will Repeal Health Care Reform, Through Magic, If You Send Him Money
Teabaggers Will Get 1 Million Facebook Twitter Signatures To Repeal NobamaKKKare, With Your Help!
Here I Lie, In My Hospital Bed
A Children's Treasury Of National Review Online's Most Comical Passages From The Past 24 Hours
Person Is Angry On Internet About Process of Democracy
Bill Kristol Ensures ObamaCare Will Last Beyond 2013
Now That Everyone Has Health Care, Thinkers Are Free To Talk About What Really Matters
Bart Stupak Heckler Finally Emerges With Confession
Glenn Beck Is Upset On Twitter!
Aaaaaand GOP.com Redirects To...
Anti-Immigrant Video Ruined By Common Street Mimes
Liz Glover Finds Happiest Tea Partiers Ever (Who Are There 'On a Whim')
Freepers So Angry They Will Burn Toast At You!
A Children's Treasury Of Terrifying Photos About Health Care!
Nancy Pelosi's Magic Hammer Gives Obama Full Dictatorship of Earth!
Liveblogging The Commies' Vote On The Senate's Health Care Bill
A Children's Treasury Of Exciting Photos From Today's Last-Gasp 'Kill The Bill' Hollerfest
Victory Party To-Nite, Obama Bringing Limo Full of Nurses/Hookers & Blow
(202) 224-3121, Just Call, Or Rahm Emanuel Will Fuck You UP
Why Can't Twitter Keep Its Story Straight With Bart Stupak's Vote?
Nancy Pelosi Shall Overcome, With Her Mallet
Enjoy This Funny Documentary About the Teabagger Protests
Latest Capitol Hill Anti-HCR Rally Running Smoothly, Politely
Goodbye 'Deem And Pass,' It Was Fun Knowing What You Were For Five Days
Stupak Throws Nice Nun Ladies Under The Bus
Nancy Pelosi Summons Pagan God, For Strength
It's 'Ideas Friday' At Politico!
Anthony Weiner SMACKS DOWN Peggy Noonan, With SMACK DOWN
The Gays Liberate Kansas While Everyone Else Dances
GOP Congressmen Start Throwing Civil War References Around
Anderson Cooper Loses All Of CNN's Wealth On Jeopardy
Oh Noes Sarah Palin Got Assaulted By Sam Donaldson's Wig Maker!
Christiane Amanpour Is Your New George Stephanopoulos!
This Is Starting To Get Exciting!
'American Exceptionalism' And 'Miley Cyrus,' Interconnected, Obviously
White House Press Briefings Now Just Show Whatever's On The Teevee
Alex Chilton Finally Gets Recognition On House Floor
John Boehner Insults Those People Who Are Fun To Insult: Hill Staffers
Kathy Griffin Ruins Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Maybe
CNN's New Blog Planning Campaign of Terror Against America
Official NASA Mission Posters Exactly Like Real NASA Missions
Joe Biden Is Sorry the Irish Prime Minister's Dead Mother Is Still Alive
'Doggy Style For Diabetes' Was Already Taken
Barack Obama In Secret Red Room Where Dwarves Talk Backwards
Angels From the Realms of Glory, Stars Shone Bright Above
Hooray! Health Care Vote-Buying Finally Produces 'Cleveland Steamer'
Wingnut John Shadegg Apparently Wants Single-Payer
59,000 Nuns Love ObamabortionCare
Jim Inhofe Now Showing Gay Al Gore Drawings On Senate Floor
Nice Wealthy Ohio Teabagger Will Pay For Man's Parkinson's! (UGH)
Are the Irish To Blame For Lobbyists, Too?
Dennis Kucinich Looks So Excited To Vote Yes!
Iggy Pop Makes Harold Ford Uncomfortable
Celebrate Jesus With Peeps In Compromised Sexual Positions
Harry Reid Wins Coveted Slave/Union Boss Endorsement
Suddenly Senate Republicans Heart Earmarks
Why You Should Not Mess With Drunk Lithuanian Engineers In Their Underpants
Only Lizards Could Devise Things So Evil As Reconciliation And 'Pass And Deem'
Internet More Hateful Than Ever, So Write Mean Things In The Comments!
Shouting Teabagger Mob Offended At Congressman For Closing Door
You Guys, Free Tickets To Sarah Palin's Lesbian Rally With Michele Bachmann!!
Devil Helping Nazi Pope Rape Kids In Vatican, Hitchens Annoyed
Wingnuts Furious Over Obama's Upcoming Ban On Fishing
Louie Gohmert Shouts Angry Nonsense, About Eating A Bill
St. Patrick's Day: Hurry Up and Drink
Barack Obama 'Bin' Lyin', GEDDIT? (Bin Laden, Africa, Etc.)
According To Dick Morris/Winston Churchill, Nancy Pelosi Bombed Pearl Harbor
Teabaggers + Juggalos Defeat ObamaKKKare With YouTubes
McCain So Scared of Losing Senate Seat, He's Campaigning With Sarah Palin
Robert Gibbs, 'Big Government' Have Different Explanations For Robert Gibbs' Bracelet
Fox News Throws Words Together, Condemns New Word Combinations
Barack Obama Will Publicly Shame Dennis Kucinich Until He Votes Yes
Ross Douthat Despises Some Movie About Iraq
A Children's Treasury of Pictures of Kim Jong Il Looking At Stuff
Thinkers Go After Women, Minorities and Babies
Meet Mrs. Clarence Thomas, the Teabagger!
Elderly Jewish Man Running RNC Press Office
John Edwards Wriggles (His Tongue) Around In Rielle Hunter's HooHa
Jesse Ventura Zombie Now Haunting Toy Store
Virginia Majority Leader Screws Old Corpses, Makes Wife Watch
Arlen Specter Maybe Not So Much Of A Loser After All
Rielle Hunter Dishes On Gross Sex Affair With Gross Failed Presidential Candidate John Edwards
Many Exciting Non-Political Things Are Happening Today
Dumb Video About Harry Reid Is Dumb; Have A Good Weekend
DC Metro A Perfect Example Of Why White People Should Buy Cars
Films Remind Us That There's Nothing More Fun Than Killing The Earth
Don't Think We Don't Need To Hear The Massa Navy Stories Anymore
Buy One Of FEMA's Toxic Slimy Death Cubes For Super Cheap! BUY TWO!
Today In Tragicomic Third-World Anecdotes From Detroit
Public Option Dying For What, 12th Time? 13th?
Lindsey Graham Will Not Save Mexico For Obama, If Health Care Reconcilation Passes
Cartoon Violence Against the Preborn
Republican Paid $150,000 To Keep Totally Innocent Hot-Tubbing Incident Quiet
Peggy Noonan Hath Been Captured By Electronicks
Obama Gives Nobel Prize Money To Loser Charity Nerds, Women
Commies, Nancies Seeing Momentum
Sarkozy-Bruni Affair Story Another 'Internet Thought Experiment'
Drink Like a Petulant Child At Chuck E. Cheese
Forgotten DC Frat-Bar Group Posts Failed Reality Show To Website
Here, Call Your Congress Idiots and Politely Yell At Them
Saskatchewan Politicians Apologize For Amazing 9/11 'Pig Roast' Flyer
Ben Nelson Is Funnier Than Even The Funniest Black Comedians
The New Detroit: Southern California's Inland Empire
America's Only Thriving Industry: Internet Terrorism
Sugar Plum Fairy Came and Hit the Streets
With Jobs Scarce, Bounty Hunter Forced To Play Accordion For Tips
Fact: Drinking Wine Makes You Have A Much More Creative Soul
Lindsey Graham Will Ride His Magical Unicorn To Bipartisanland, Still!
It's A Fun Political Ad, From Colombia!
Illinois Governor To Raise Taxes ONE HUNDRED MILLION PERCENT ON EVERYONE!
WaPo Article Clearly Given Headline Before Reporter Talked To Saxby Chambliss
Are You One of America's Main Whores, As Far As Cheating On Your Spouse?
The Obamas & Bidens Went To Some Children's Basketball Game!
Minority Babies May Outnumber White Babies In America THIS YEAR!!!
Cantor Barely Surviving On Diet Of Tuna Sandwiches And Bile
Wingnuts Furious Over Washington Post Gay-Kissy Photo
Meanwhile, In That Crist-Rubio Primary Battle That The Right Cares So Much About...
Edwards Aide May Go To Jail, For Showing Edwards Sex Tape On Big Screen Teevee
Masa 14: Where Flavors Gayly Collide
Bush Never Got To Name FedEx Guy As America's Top Warlord
Forgotten Butterstick Released From Chinese Prison
Rick Santorum, The Devil's Abortionist
Happy Gay Wedding Day, Washington!
New Foreclosure Nightmare: California Vineyards
Gay Republican Politician Is Gay
Who's That Woman On Your Arm, All Dressed Up To Do You Harm?
Thinkers Contemplate The Things They Love: John Yoo, Terrorism, And War
Education Department To Destroy Washington Post's Moneymaker
Emanuel/Massa Shower Penis Feud Goes Back FOUR WHOLE YEARS
Eric Massa & Glenn Beck To Marry Each Other All Day Tomorrow!
Michael Steele Wants That Country, The Middle East, To Give Us Ameros Back
Eric Massa Just Got Drunk & Wanted To Screw Guys, Same As Any Man Does After Drinking
About That Time Rahm Emanuel Stabbed Eric Massa With His Penis In The Showers
Texas + Military Guy + Shotgun = America 2010
Wingnuts Furious Over Obama T-Shirts, On Criminals
Latest Obama Monkey Email Sent In Spirit Of Fun And Friendship
Judd Nelson's Goatee Wins Oscar For Best Facial Rodent
Liveblogging Hollywood's Special Election, 'The Oscar Movies'
In Arkansas, Every Campaign Finance Disclosure Looks Similar To This
White House Shames Insurance Execs For Following Incentives Of Their Legal Business Model
The Chosen People Contemplate Their Greatness And Pretty Pictures And Erotic Art Are Put On Display
Sarah Palin Totally Bombed On Leno Show, Which Is Why She Got a Laugh Track
Free Cereal Money Abandoned Downtown
Wingnuts To Be Furious After Rappers Pose In Situation Room
Anti-Gay Bakersfield Republican Spent All His Time Being Gay At Gay Bars
Reconciliation Will Be Scarier Than One Million Halloweens
Ron Paul Will Defeat Nancy Pelosi In San Francisco
Naked Scott Brown To Campaign For John McCain!
John King Named 'John King, USA' After Himself Due To Modesty
Don't Be Alone When They Announce This Year's Pinkest-Ass America-Hating Movie
Charlie Rangel Pathetically Adopts New Brand
Blanche Lincoln Will Not Cave In To You Liberal Blogger Children
LaRouchie Birther Kesha Rogers Wins Dem Congressional Nomination, Will Kill All Lobsterbacks
John Roberts Quitting Supreme Court Because He's Gay Or Something?
Ezra Klein Finds Success Despite One Dirty Tweet Two Years Ago
California Hardcore Anti-Gay Rights GOP State Senator Caught... (Finish Yourself)
Ross Douthat Wonders Why Jews Can't Have Magic Fairy Land
Sarah Palin's Name To Be Put On New Book
New Ron Paul Belgian Downtempo 12-inch Drops Today
Sarah Palin Planning New TeeVee Show About Sarah Palin
'Top Secret' RNC Fundraising Presentation Rife With Cartoons, Transcribed Evil Cackling
Fox News Finds Two Images Of Famous People, Creates Poll
Save the World By Eating and Drinking and Top Off Your Victory With Cheap Ice Cream
Congressman To Retire For Alleged Sexytime Reasons
OMG CHILD READS AIR TRAFFIC INSTRUCTIONS TO PILOTS KILL THEM ALL
Harold Ford Continues Being Funny In Afterlife
Didn't Chuck Grassley Promise America He Would Give Up Twitter For Lent?
Steve King Loves Opposite Of Freedom Of Speech
Wingnuts Are Furious About ... Not Killing That Killer Whale
Fox News Needs To Mind Its Own Business
Barack Obama Is Very Interested In Whatever That Is
CNN Will Give You A Discount On Your Anal Probe!
Debra Medina Is Sleeping Late Today
Socialist Commies Protest Bunning's Kentucky Office
In Rational News, SEC Employee May Have Masturbated 24/7 During Downfall Of Capitalism
How To Be A Better Person: Eat Food That Comes From The Street
TODAY ON INTERNET: New Website Is Based On Meme
EXCLUSIVE: Wonkette Interviews Guy Who Made That Funny Politico Video Cartoon
Obama Suggests Adding MEDICARE SPIES To Health Care Reform
Former Gov. Jerry Brown Running For Governor Again, Vows To Defeat Demon Sheep
World Net Daily Folks Release Crappy White People Rap Thing
Teabagger Militia Switches Online Battleground From Google To Yahoo
Quitter Harold Ford Jr. At Least Gets NYT Op-Ed, Like Bono
Secret Video of Actual Politico Editorial Meeting
Sally Quinn Is Not Finished With You, Desiree Rogers
George Washington Will Warblog, Correct Liberal History
Thinkers Reminisce About Torture, Fun Little Topic That It Is
George Washington Is A Terrible Coward
Jim Bunning Is So Freaking Mean To Everyone
Atlantic Bloggers Ask, Why Did The Atlantic Ruin Everything?
And Now Nature Turns Against ... the French
Wingnut George Washington Would Like To Go Warring
SCANDAL: Obama Still Chewing Nicorette
Teabaggers Are Trying To Confuse President Bill Clinton's Police State!
Mike Huckabee Finally Located In Airport Line
Oh Jesus: Tea Party 'Leader' Discovered On YouTube
Blue Blue Windows Behind the Stars
CNN's Rick Sanchez Is First Cartographer To Accurately Locate Hawaii
Tsunami From Hell: Obama Tells Hawaiians To Run For Their Lives
Because Everything Is Better When You Push The Envelope
David Paterson Cannot Govern And Run For Re-Election At The Same Time
Uncle Country Bear Has Some Country Bear Haw-Haw, For Sharin' Purposes
British Tea Party To Launch With Protestations, Crumpets, Wickets, Crickets And Figs!
Most Americans Hate Government, Democracy Itself
Why Are These Democrats Creating So Many Damn Hobos?
Find a Child, Win Obama's Lottery & Attend the White House Easter Egg Roll!
Beloved Symbol of Hope, David Paterson, Officially Quits Campaign
But Why Isn't Obama Bowing To Bob Dylan?
New York Is Cold, But I Like Where I'm Living
Sarah Palin Wanted You To Watch Ladies' Hockey Today. Did You?
Maybe 'Matt Taibbi' Wasn't Such A Good Idea?
The Snow Took Too Much From Us, We Must Eat Out To Be Whole Again
Chuck Todd SMACKS DOWN Michael Steele Who SMACKS DOWN Democrats
America Ruined By ... Personal Essays
Liveblogging An Afternoon At Health Care's Garden Party
NRCC Scared Of Something, Something Terrible
McCain SMACKS DOWN Obama, Who SMACKS DOWN McCain
Live Sexcam Of Sexy White House Health Care Summit!
Husband Of Giant Campbell Brown May Run For Senate
Today Is All About Health Care Transparency
Joe Lieberman Celebrates Birthday Party, On Twitter
Dining At A STD Infested Institution And Drinking Until Evil Becomes Good
POLITICO's Investimagative Journamalist Discovers Terrible Obama Secret
John McCain Does Not Care About Birther People
More GOP Senators Love This Commie Jobs Bill
Van Jones Refuses To Resign From New Position At Center for American Progress
Sarah Palin's Comically Inadequate Mouthpiece Quits!
SCANDAL: TeeVee Cable News 'Guests' Actually Evil Shills From Various War/Death Corporations!
Jim Gibbons Has Lived Sexless Life For 15 Years
Sarah Palin's Teenaged Daughter, Who Has A Baby, Will Be On Teevee, And This Is Interesting!
Let's Hear It For Middle School Math
Forgotten Political Book Now Free With Two Packs of Camel Lights
More Evidence That The Stimulus Created 19 Abortions And Nothing Else
Food That Even A Teabagger Would Eat
Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, For America
Blog Reporter Dave Weigel Is President Of John Birch Society
Orly Taitz Thinks UN Can/Will Protect Her
Jonah Goldberg Decides Next Wingnut Target Is ... Teddy Roosevelt
Richard Cohen Wants Obama To 'Go Crazy' On The Country Iran
Enraged Teabaggers Now Posting Dumb Pictures On Scott Brown's Facebook Page
Scott Brown's Last Supporters Hope For Pork Snausages
Wingnuts Furious Because ... Michelle Malkin Sold Her Blog and Now It Loves Gay People
World Net Daily Warning: Glenn Beck Is a Liberal
The Wonderful World of Scott Brown's Facebook Friends
Splashing the Wine With All the Rain Dogs
Scott Brown Votes For Jobs Bill, Wingnuts Go Nuts On Twitter
Scott Brown Is A Homosexual Communist
Man's Multiple Needs Are Just Too Much For Thinkers
ACORN Destroyed, To Splinter Off Into More Evil Local Groups
John McCain Didn't Understand The TARP Legislation At All In Any Way
Andrew Breitbart Being Furious, Live! (Taped!)
CPAC Monkey Only Illustrates Metaphorical Wildness of Federal Government
Dildo Wearing Plaid Blazer Supports Dick Cheney For President In 2012
Dingell Will Be A Congressman Until The End Of Recorded Time
Dana Milbank Still Thinks Rahm Emanuel Is Awesome Even If Everybody Else Wants Him Fired
Science Proves It: Ice Dancing Is The Best Olympic Sport
Ron Paul Wins CPAC Straw Poll, Ha Ha
BBC Mourns 'Great American' Alexander Haig
Harold Ford Junior Will Only Do Candidate Things When He Is A Candidate Again
Tiger Has Repented For His Sins, Now Go See A Movie This Weekend
Ha Ha Ha, It's A Funny Joke About Joe Stack At CPAC
Janet Napolitano Is Fat At CPAC!
This Is Literally Thomas Friedman's House
NYT Drops Second Paterson Bombshell: Governor Is A Bit Of A Slacker
Nothing To See Here But Coups And Crashes
Here's A Movie You Might Like To Watch!
Photographic Proof That Michelle Obama Reads Pervy Maoist Smut!
Wonkette To Win Newt Gingrich's CPAC Furry Raffle
Good Things We Have A Lot Of In DC
Public Option Rises Again, To Be Slaughtered As Soon As Expectations Peak
Most Exciting Thing Imaginable Thing Happens For CPAC Attendees
Hey, Now Which Wonkette Commenter Filed This??
A Children's Treasury Of Furries At CPAC, Part One
Austin Plane Crash Fellow Writes Letter, For The Internet!
'Fake' Hitler Ruins K-Lo's Pretend America
TIME Magazine Notes Mitt Romney Is Now Gay
Here's Your Jumbo Jeans You Can Sleep In, America
Why Doesn't Obama Know What Astronauts Can See?
CPAC: Just Some Guys Talkin' About Whatever
The Rich Have Got Their Channels In the Bedrooms of the Poor
'If he were here, Ronald Reagan would be among the first to sign the Mount Vernon statement'
CPAC Sights To See: Angry Anger People Destroying Nancy Pelosi Donkey
Black Man Puts His Feet On Desk, Wingnuts Furious
National Review Breaks Down Inherent Evil Of Football Snack Commercial
Have You Signed America's George Washington Petition Yet?
The Snow Makes Everything Cheaper
Oh Did You Yawn and Miss the New York Times' SCANDAL SHOCKER About David Paterson?
Fox Readers Have The Nads To Deal With Mullah Baradar
Scottish Terriers Are The Tea Party Candidates Of The Westminster Dog Show
Fat Tuesday: Hedonism At Its Best
How Many Americans Did Steve Doocy's Loose Lips Kill Today?
Washington Post Is Now Chuck Lane's Show
Senator Frank Lautenberg In Hospital, Also 86 Years Old
CPAC To Morph Into Deadly Night Prowler, XPAC: XTREME CPAC
And Now Obama Will Build Nuke Plants Everywhere
Ned Lamont Will Lose Connecticut Gov Race Next
Whatever This Is, America Must Be Bombed For It
Barack Obama Is President of Barack Obama Basketballs
And Melting Ice Cap Mountain Tops For You
Hero Finally Punches Mitt Romney
Joe Biden's Infamous Motorcade Of Blood & Death Attacks Olympics
Thinkers Play With The Gays And Marvel At The Wonders Of The Internet
Tim Pawlenty Saves Minnesota From Lack Of Corporations!
Washington Post Opiners Debate: What About Retards?
Evan Bayh Is Just Too Good For Congress
More Professional Coordination At Democrat HQ!
Someone Get Harold Ford On A Plane To Indiana!
If Evan Bayh Does Not Announce His Retirement Today, We Will Eat Our Hats!
Congressional Black Caucus Awash In Money And Filth
Happy 'Buy A Mattress And A Used Car To Honor George Washington' Day!
Nobel Peace Prize Hopefuls Include Bill Clinton, Avatar
Fox: Would Bill Clinton Or Any Other Human Have Died Yesterday, Under ObamaCare?
A Wonderful New Voting Opportunity For Select Arizonans
The Snow Has Stopped: It's Time To Get Back Out There And Play
Utah Legislature Passes Non-Binding Resolution STICKIN' IT To Commie Climate Change Fairies
Lockheed Martin Thinks It's So Cool, Buying Death Ads All Willy Nilly...
Mitch McConnell Is Very Sad His Chief Of Staff Is Leaving!
New Hampshire State Rep. Nancy Elliott Would Like To Discuss Same-Sex Marriage
Today's WaPo Columns: Better Than Crapping Your Pants
Blackwater Allegedly Kept Hooker On Payroll
'Chinese Inflation' Is The Name Of The Next GnR Album
America Will Never Recover From This Recession, The End
Your Obligatory Photos From The Snowpocalypse: Round II
Gay Men And Lesbians Can Serve, But None Of Those Rotten Homosexuals!
Will Anyone Help These Poor Georgetown Students Celebrate Our Founding Fathers?
Teabagger Texas Gov. Upstart Now... Completely Ruined
GOP's Nerdy Special Weapon... Just Does Whatever Jonah Goldberg's Book Tells Him
American Hero Appears In Comical 1986 Redskins 'Hype' Video
Important Changes Regarding Your Wonkette: Bye And Thanks But Mostly Thanks!
Apparently Iran Hates 'Google Buzz' More Than Just The Usual Amount That Everyone Else Does
One Of Jim Inhofe's Malevolent Snowmen Wishes Global Warming Were Not A Scam But It Just Is
All Anarchists Must Register With South Carolina's Government, So As To Avoid Breaking The Law
The Truth Will Set Blagojevich Free So Hard
It's Like Attention-Starved Iran Doesn't Even Understand At ALL How Much It Snowed Here
Bo Obama Is Just Cold Humping the Snow
Fox News Poll: Yes, We Are Insanely Racist Crazy People
Snowstorm, Devil-Umbrella Murder Major Garrett
What Are Jim Inhofe's Grandchildren Building This Time?
National Weather Service: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES... NOW!!!
Newt Gingrich Made An Error On The Daily Show, You Guys
Scott Brown's Truck Found Where It Logically Should Be!
Obama Pretends To Sing At White House Jamboree
Grover Norquist Hearts John McCain
Senator Enzi Cannot Say "Blagojevich," The Most Beautiful Word In The English Language
Greece Will Not Crumble Into Sea Due To Lack Of Funds
Science: 'Massaging Your Scalp With Cigarette Ash' Might Be Ill-Advised
There Is A Severe Lack Of 'Paterson Anal Sex Cocaine Cleveland Steamer' Headlinery Here
Robert Gibbs Makes Fun Of Trig During Press Briefing
It's GOP Valentine Time, For Your Friends And Sex Partners!
The White Death Will Not Stop Love (Or Casual Sex)
Tim Pawlenty, The GOP Mob's Official Courier Slave
Atlanta Subway Headed Straight For All These Asians Is Called The 'Yellow Line'
Whatever You Are Thinking Right Now, It Counts As Making Fun Of Trig
Zoom Function Is Rosetta Stone Of Sarah Palin's Hand
Whatever Washington D.C. Is Doing To Displease The Clouds So, Just Stop
Writing On One's Hand Now Considered 'Folksy,' 'Down-to-Earth'
David Paterson's Insane Scandal Of Deadly Proportions Delayed Two Days
Meghan McCain's Sex Book: We Have A Release Date!
Boehner, McConnell Greet Obama Health Care Summit Invite With Loud 'Hey Screw You Buddy'
Make Pretty Pictures At The DSCC Website!
Lt. Governor Cutty Drops Out Of Race, At Some Bar
Your Obligatory Photos From The Snowpocalypse
Sarah Palin Gave A SPEECH This Weekend, And Did Not Even Cancel At The Last Minute!
Historic Super Bowl Was Better Than Super Bowl Ads!
Wonkette Eaten By Snow Monsters, So Here Is Some Pretty Snowpocalypse Video
Live From The Tea Party Convention, It's 'Button Gwinnett'
So, (a) Is Richard Shelby An Epic Evil Dick Or (b) Does Obama Hate America?
The Show Goes On Despite The Onslaught Of Snow If WMATA Doesn't Suck Too Much
Ol' Lieutenant Gov. Cutty Denies Allegations Of Literally Every Crime
Unpatriotic Wingnuts Put 'My Country' In Scare Quotes
Barack Obama Will Molest You From Space With His Vermiform Cock
Important News About Tom Campbell
Reader Objects To Poor Quality Of Wonkette Newspaper
Everybody Has A Lot To Apologize For
America Asks For Thousands Of 'Cyber Warriors,' Thousands Of Basement-Dwellers Heed The Call
McCain: U.S. Government Cannot Even Compete With Doritos, The Snack
China Tired of Loaning Us Everything, Seizes Butterstick From Washington Zoo
Here's Carly Fiorina's Favorite British B-Movie Of All British B-Movies
'Snowpocalypse II: Revenge Of The Transformers' To Re-Cripple Local Quadriplegics
Stupid Politico Threatening To Sue Some British Dude's News Site
Get Ready For Tax Credits And Weatherization Incentives!
Where In DC To Watch Formerly-Nearly-Aborted Fetus Tim Tebow
Additional California Senate Candidate Comes Out Against Sheep And Also Carly Fiorina
The Demon Sheep Video Is Confusing On This Entirely Different Level Now
Do Not Miss The Teevee Spinoff Of Meghan McCain's Twitter
The National Prayer Breakfast Is Especially Homophobic And Murderous This Year
This Greek Senate Candidate Is So Morally Bankrupt He's Basically An Italian
In Just A Few Hours, Scott Brown Will Be Crowned America's Most Beloved Kennedy
Food Inspired By The Railroad and Aphrodisiacs Galore
Obama Is In Trouble With Las Vegas, Now. People Are Upset.
Official Carly Fiorina Video Wins Current Hour Of Internet
Obama To Democrats: Turn Off The Blogs
Rahm Emanuel Will Really, Really Not Like Hosting This Mental Disabilities Panel
Colin Powell Also Likes The Gay Thing, Again, About The Military
Oh Hey Obama's Doing A Q&A With Senate Democrats!
'Hastert Legacy' Strangled In Its Crib
'My Name Is Dick Swett,' Person Says To President
John McCain Hates The Pentagon And The Joint Chiefs And The Chain Of Command And The Gays &c.
Wine: It Does A Body Better When It's Cheaper
Ayn Rand: As Dead As Ever, And Maybe More Boring Too!
When Will This Administration Devote More Resources Towards Saving Richard Cohen From Browns?
Why Does Harold Ford Junior Keep Smearing Harold Ford Junior?
This Is Not The Chris Matthews Clip We Wanted But It Will Work
One POLITICO Blog Gets Murdered And Is Reincarnated As Another POLITICO Blog
Obama Can Win PR Battle By Engaging In *Nuclear* Battle With Iran (It's The Only Way)
Sarah Palin Decides That Rahm Emanuel Hates Trig The Most Today
Obama Offended Europeans Of All People, By Refusing To Go To Their Stupid Europe
Old Man Volcker Gets Hit By Football In Groin
Thinkers Remind Us Why All That Matters Is How You Interpret Things
Here's How The GOP Will Successfully Kill Any Financial Regulatory Reform
Friendly Obama To Give Each American $3.83 Trillion, Just Next Year!
Andrew Breitbart Will Kill All Of You 'Decadent Bastards'
Sarah Palin Endorses Rand Paul, Says Rand Paul
The Manly College Years Of Ross Douthat
Candy Crowley Is Your New John King!
Rush Limbaugh Slithers To Popular Tune At Miss America Prelims!
Sticky Gas Pedals Aren't A Bug, They're A Feature!
Sarah Palin Has A Magazine In New York City, Too
One-Handed Superstars And Tales Of Love Ease The Transition To February
Virginia Foxx Won't Let Partisanship Get In Way Of Her Autograph Collection
Top Pundit Declares Obama Therapy Session A Victory, For America
Obama Therapy Session With House Republicans Goes... Well? No One Knows
James O'Keefe Releases Important Statement
When 'Change' Happens, Things Get Weird
Will Lou Dobbs Cast Tie-Breaking Vote For Immigration Reform?
David Axelrod Goes Out Of Way To Make Embarrassing Comments
Guess Who's Coming To The House Republicans Retreat Today?
'Another Reason' Prison Will Not Be Kind To James O'Keefe
Shuster And Breitbart Yell At Each Other For Five Minutes Hooray!
How Andrew Young Found That John Edwards Boning Tape
Exactly How Much Molestation Will Go Down At This Tea Party Convention?
Bachmann Drops Out Of Crumbling Tea Party Convention
Chris Matthews Clarifies Experience Of Forgetting Obama Was Black For An Hour
Fox News Thing Major Garrett Gave Whore Recommendations, Via Twitter, During State Of The Union
People Who Visit Bill O'Reilly's Website Love Barack Obama So Much
Liz Cheney's Torture-Mongering PowerPoint Is The Only 100% Anti-Terrorism Thing That Exists
Samuel Alito's Rebellion Is *So* Derivative
Obama's Command Of News Cycle First Thing Of Many To Be Ruined By iPad
Chris Matthews Has An Apology On The Way
Liveblogging The Postmortem Debate About President Obama's Completely Lame SOTU Address
Liveblogging Obama's Call For A New, More Gay Economy
Liveblogging The Saddest SOTU In The World
Liveblogging The Important Punditry Before 'America's Speech,' The SOTU
Celebrate President Obama's Legendary First Year With This Handy State Of The Union Drinking Game!
Look Whose Slime Trail Is Heading Straight For Your Twitter Page!
Elizabeth Edwards Leaves John After Seeing His Terrible, Terrible Baby
DC Loses A Panda, But Gains A New Salad Spot
Which Bit To Excerpt From That Book About John Edwards...
Going Through The 'Watergate Jr. Four:' The One Who Wrote 'The Penis Monologues'
Is One Of The 'Watergate Jr. Four' Boning Scott Brown's Daughter?
James O'Keefe Will Twitter Himself A Tunnel To Freedom!
ACORN Pimp Won't Headline Salt Lake County GOP Fundraiser
Scott Brown Had 'Excellent Hands'
What America Needs Is Lower Taxes On Its Nonexistent Income
ACORN Agrees: Screw That Guy Who Screwed Them
Eat Where No One Else Is Eating
Fox News Decides It Needs More Context On This 'Hanky Panky'
Republican Brita Filter Unable To Purify Dirty Scott Brown
Best News Of 2010: ACORN Douche-Pimp Arrested For Wiretapping Conspiracy!
Harold Ford Calls Kirsten Gillibrand A 'Parakeet,' That Jerk...
Magical Budget Cutting Commission Falls In Vote
This Is Just How Germans Make Announcements!
Oh God No One Show Tea Partiers The 'Narcissus' Wiki
Intra-Tea Party Bitchiness Threatens Tea Party Slumber Party!
Obama Makes Arrangements For Less Death, More Money
Joe Lieberman To Be Next Scott Brown (But Double-Naked)
John McCain Knows: American People Want Government Debt Default!
You Can Be In The White House From Your Telephone Now, Oh Boy
Ed Schultz And Robert Gibbs Exchanging Curses, Over Liberalism
GOP Not Satisfied With Dems' Government Takeover Of Tax Breaks
Andre Bauer Provides CNN With His Most Awesome Phan Photo
Thinkers No Longer Think Too Highly Of Dear Old Pres
South Carolina Lieutenant Gov Urges You Not To Feed The Poor, As It Will Only Encourage Bad Behavior
Thanks For Waiting, Middle Class! The President Will Rescue You Now
Too Bad Conan O'Brien Won't Be Joking About The 'Salami Recall' On TV Tonight
Thomas Friedman: People Will Have Jobs When They Start Their Own Businesses And Hire *Themselves*
Chris Dodd Has A Great New Terrible Idea For Health Care!
The Theater (And Films, Too!) Can Make The Pain Go Away
K-Lo Sizin' Up The Goods At Anti-Abortion Rally
Glenn Beck Airing Nuanced, Informative Historical Documentary About Liberals Tonight
'They Started It:' The Best Justification For Holy War In Ten Years
Loudoun County's Great Anti-Gay Crusader Meant Nothing With His Hilarious Slurs
Revenge Of The Wrath Of The Return Of The Foreigns
Biden/Volcker Triumph Over Wall Street Fat Cats, For Now
Your 2007 Camry Suddenly Has A Sexy Air Of Danger
Why Won't John Edwards Ease The Suffering Of Goldman Sachs?
CNN Loves Your Wonkette's Sexy Clam Bikini Posts
Breitbart Contributors Consider Nuances Of Bush Legacy
The Liz Becton Incident's Famous Anti-Hero, Liz Becton, Quits Or Maybe Is Fired!
Let's Just Say It's A Good Thing Scott Brown Is So Constantly Handsome And Naked
New Zealanders Won't Fight Our War In Afghanistan With The Christ-Themed Guns We Gave Them
John Edwards Admits Paternity Of That Kid He Totally Fathered!
Conan O'Brien Gets Ted Kennedy's Old Senate Seat Too!
Scott Brown, Cover Up Those Daughters!
Matt Taibbi Gets Angry, Thrills The Internets
Not Even Wonkett Thinks This Picture Is Funny, Cindy McCain!
Help Haiti, But Watch Jersey Shore Too
Selfish White House Now Passing Blame Onto Innocent Animals
FOUND: A Picture Of Scott Brown Wearing Clothes!
Hooray, John McCain Would Like To Chime In!
Ayla Brown's Website For President
No, JONAH GOLDBERG, We Are Not Into Dating Terrorist Muslins
Here Is Your Latest 'Hitler Finds Out Thing X' YouTube
Is Scott Brown The Naked White Barack Obama?
Remembering This Historic Night, When The Naked Man Tried To Sell His Daughters
Scott Brown Is America's Naked President!!!
Liveblogging the Death of Socialism, Which Is Ted Kennedy's Fault
Liveblogging Pundits Responding To An Election Without Exit Polls Part II
Liveblogging Massachusetts' 'Connecticut 2006 General Election' Fail Moment
Little Old Woman Helps Stimulate Love and Sex In DC
Peggy Noonan Seeth The Divine In Scott Brown!
Meghan McCain Is All Sorts Of Disenfranchied, For Being Such A Liberal Nominal Republican!
Hey Here's A Bunch Of Links About Massachusetts!
No, George Voinovich Will Not In Fact Save Everything
Check Out The Boston Globe's Super Interesting Poll Watching Feature!
Here Is Your 'Tuesday Earnest Video,' In Which Anderson Cooper Saves This Haitian Child
Breaking Down The Norm Coleman Family Vote On A Possible Run For Governor
Richard Cohen's Edgy 'Postmodern' Op-Ed Ends With Richard Cohen Insisting He's You
POLITICO's 2010 Blog Sounds Hot, Like Girls Are
Teabaggers Outsourcing Their 'Contract From America' Demands To Internet, Which Includes Wonkette
This Is What Happens When There Are No Kennedys, However Marginal, For Massachusetts!
So Scott Brown Wants To Rape Martha Coakley With a Curling Iron?
John Kerry Could Verily Be Brought To Fisticuffs
Don't Forget To Join Scott Brown's 'Phone From Home' Victory Campaign!
The Best Phone Survey In Massachusetts Right Now
MLK DAY SPECIALS: Remembering That Time Hillary Clinton Was Black
Is This Because We Forced The Gays To Get Married In Your State, Massachusetts??
Thinkers Urge Preemptive War While Liberating The Human Body
Joe Biden To Eat The Filibuster
Paterson Had Lunch With Some Lady, So Obviously They Are Boning
Coleman Won't Run For Minnesota Governor
I've Been Crushed By the Tumbling Tide (TIME!)
Scott Brown Getting Smeared Over Recent Terrible Scott Brown Comment
George W. Bush And Bill Clinton Are President Of Haiti
Steve King Wants To Deport Haitians, But Only So They Can Help Haiti!
Can We Bomb Them Too, Pleeeeeease??
Only The Computers Know What Osama Looks Like Nowadays
Did You Know That Scott Brown Made 9/11 Happen, Too?
Fox News: How To Exploit Haitian Crisis... Well, This Is A Start!
Democrats Bring Out All The Stops In Blitz For Coakley
Harry Reid's Yoga Pants Have No Negro Dialect
Family Dysfunction Makes For Touching Theater
Happy Thoughts, Happy Thoughts
Exciting White House Coke Scandal Was Just A Prank!
Why Won't Barack Obama Apologize For Not Venturing An Opinion On The China-Google Thingy?
Massachusetts Senate Race Has David Denby Rolling In His Grave
Feast Your Eyes On This Senate Candidate's Totally Bangin' Wheels
American Fatness Plateaus At Enormously High Level!
Robert Gibbs Insults Pat Robertson, The World
Scott Brown Has Never Heard Of Teabaggers, Ergo Is Liberal
The Grand Old Party Out-Twats The Dems Again!
Barack Obama Dares Shoot Internet Video Supporting Martha Coakley
Sarah Palin's Favorite Founding Father Is, Naturally, 'All Of Them'
It's 'Contract For America' Time, Like In The 90s Except NOW
Look At Angelina Jolie's Four New Adopted Alaskan Children
Anyone Ever Notice How Injustice Always Somehow Benefits Twitter? Just Sayin'!
Pat Robertson Was Right, Haiti IS 'Cursed'
RNC Slaveowners To Take Away Michael Steele's Profits At Gay Luau
Trash Day Tuesdays: Jersey Shore Invades DC
Great Hero Shoves Weekly Standard Staffer
Someone Still Hasn't Gotten Over George Bush Senior's 1991 SOTU
Pat Robertson Does Usual Pat Robertson Thing Following Natural Disaster
The Super-Conservative King Family Member Hates Harry Reid!
Bart Stupak For President Of Michigan
Sarah Palin French-Kissed Bill O'Reilly With Her Mind On Television!
Haiti Earthquake Photos Feature ... Puppies?
Assistant Deputy Under Secretary Of Dumbness
The Political System Works, Assuming You're Okay With Scum-Suckers!
Nice Lady May Finally Be Confirmed For Job After Ten Months
Obama, Interpol Locking White People In Secret New York Vault
Today Marks The Day Rush Limbaugh Squirmed Out Of Mrs. Limbaugh, And Into Our Hearts And Minds
Did They Lighten Bobby Jindal's Skin Enough, For A Presidential Run?
Newsmax & Offers You Can't Refuse, Take [Whatever]
Harry Reid Can Stay, FOR NOW, Says Powerless Mitch McConnell, Who Doesn't Care
George W. Bush Is Now Very Tragic Gun Clown
Look At Michael Steele's Dancey Top Hat, Which He Borrowed From Some College Drama Department
Meghan McCain's Twitter's Daily Beast Exposé About Michael Steele Is Impossibly Scoop-Laden
Everyone Do Some Celebratory 'Stoner Culture Thing' In Honor Of New Jersey!
Harold Ford's Important Memoir To Drop One Week Before NY Primary
Felled Southern Slaveowner Could Plan Coup Against Michael Steele, In Hawaii
Thinkers Remind Us All Of Our Failures
Shall We Have A Thread About Harry Reid's Negroids?
Tucker Carlson's Pay-Porn & Conservative News Website Launches!
Sarah Palin Is President Of Fox News
Harold Ford Junior Gay-Marries Gay Marriage
Sarah Palin Was Sent By God To Annoy Steve Schmidt!
Blago Is Blacker Than Obama, Because His Father Owned A Laundromat
Harry Reid Has No Discernible Negro Dialect
140 Pulitzers In The Category Of 'Doomsday Prophecy' For Your Wonkette, Please
One-Man Shows, Fingerless Men And Free Laughter
Cockbomber Goes To Court, Stomps On All Humans
Meghan McCain's Twitter Deletes Michael Steele's 'Political Capital,' 140 Characters At A Time
Robert Gibbs Finally Addresses... Oh Screw It, "Lostgate"
Liz Cheney And Bill Kristol Finally Put Together That YouTube They've Always Wanted
Michael Steele May Quite Possibly Have Gone Rogue
John McCain Has A Great New Radio Ad!
Giuliani Now Competing With Michael Steele For 'Most Clownish Republican' Title
Re-Elect John McCain Because He Was Tortured!
Green Shoots Have Shriveled In Freezing Winter Cold, And Now Gay Marriage Is Defeated Again
Week Of Eating Food That Is Very Good
Why Would Sarah Palin Speak At One Big Convention But Not Another?
Liveblogging Obama's Latest Super Serious Death Echo!
Former Bush Lawyer *ALLEGEDLY* Murders Everyone
Have You RSVP'd Yet To The Hudson River Airplane Miracle Reunion?
Joe Lieberman Slightly Less Popular Than Breast Cancer, 9/11
Michael Steele Thinks That Everyone Who Wants To Beat Him Up Can Just Go Die
Tucker Carlson's Famous New 'Carlsonington Post' Finally Hits Newsstands!
Guess Who's Headlining The First 'National Tea Party Convention'?
Imagine Reading This Daily Briefing While Driving To Work, On Public Roads!
Aaaaaaaand Budget Nerd Peter Orszag Is A Monstrous Slut
'Take Yr Pants Off On The Metro' Now An Organized Event
Michael Steele Is FISCALLY IRRESPONSIBLE With His RNC
Everyone Loves Chris Dodd's Replacement Candidate, This 'Blumenthal' Character
Ha Ha It Says 'Negro' On The Census Form
The Sunday Washington Post Just Got A Whole Lot Wackier
Oh Byron Dorgan, Get Over Yourself And Run Again
Famed National Review Investigatrix K-Lo Does The Math For You
Third 'Indian Food Night At The White House' Party Crasher Identified!
Harold Ford Will Save New York, A Place He Has Lived For Three (3) Years!
Joe Wilson Hiking Appalachian-ish Trail With Intern Babe
Backwards-Faxing, Mexican-Despising Bleeding-Marker Bandit Strikes Again
Hmm, The Fourteen Terrorist/Pat-Down Countries Might Have Issues With AMERICA NOW, HELLO?
Come On, Democrats, Fox News Fans Really Want To Watch C-SPAN All Day
The South Will Rise Again, Once Lindsey Graham Goes Away
Sally Quinn, Speaking For America, As Usual
Let C-SPAN Be C-SPAN, You Power Junkies!
Unfortunate Juxtaposition, Or Cleverest Advertorial Ever?
Newt Gingrich Knows *Exactly* Why Barack Obama Thinks Terrorists Are Human Beings
2010's First 'Michael Steele Morning' Continues, Now He Says 'Honest Injun'
New Michael Steele 'The Streets And Their Environs' Catchphrase Right On Cue
Michael Steele Would Rather The GOP Not Get Their Hopes Up Or Whatever About 2010
Looks Like Yemen Is Not Going Away Anytime Soon—Unless We Bomb It, Ha Ha!
Everyone Is Gearing Up For 2010 Elections!
New Deep-Voiced Human To Introduce Katie Couric
Ha Ha Oh God, Michael Steele's Secret Book Comes Out Today
Yet ANOTHER Uninvited Guest Went To White House Indian-Food Night!
'2009' Warblog Awards Canceled!
Single Comical, Failed Underpants Bomber Rewrites Entire Government Agenda
Traitor Congressman Parker Griffith's Entire Staff Just Quit
Will 2010 Be Moist Enough For Jonah Goldberg?
It's 2010's Hottest Tea Party Leader, Dale Robertson!
Brit Hume Orders Tiger Woods To Abandon Satanism
Unwanted Liberal Mormon Republican Plans Iowa Visit
Thinkers Ring In the New Year With No Original Thoughts
Obama Fights Terrorism In Polo Shirts
Baby New Year Brings You Gifts Of Chinese Swine Flu And Credit Card Fees
Welcome To 2010, When Slavery Finally Ends!
Hope You Did Not Get Blown Up For New Year's, Everybody!
Hey 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, & 2009: Screw All Of You