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Wonkette's Week in Review: There is No Soviet Domination of Eastern Europe
Saddam's Execution: The Ultimate Friday Night Newsdump?
Rahm Emanuel Almost Ready to Guest-Edit Wonkette
DoD Website, Rat Pictures Yet More Victims of War on Terror
Let's All Laugh At the Stupid Liberals
World Spared Horror of Bush & Blair Dancing In Their Underwear
Special Time-Wasting 2006 News Quiz!
Wonkette Sponsors Are Mourning Everyone
Ford and Nixon: Best Eventual Dollar Coins Ever
Daily Briefing: And Then, Some Beer
Bush Family Xmas Presents Can't Possibly Be This Innocent
To Do: Binging and Purging Your Brain Cells
Bush Stays On Vacation, Spits On Gerald Ford's Legacy
No New Year For 200 Million Dead Blogs
Metro Section: Vote Domenech in '06
Rumors On The Internets: We'll Go Where Eagles Dare!
John "Lonesome" Edwards Meets His People
Bush Finally Wins Landslide ... As Nation's #1 Villain
Christmas Cards From the Rich and Famous-For-DC
Larry King's Desperate Plea For Mandatory Retirements at CNN
Feds Approve Cloned Meat & Milk! Hooray!
America Not Going to Have to Break UK's Thumbs
Missouri Senator & Governor Will Cut & Run
Gossip Roundup: Two Americas, Seven Bathrooms
Laura Bush 2% More Admired Than Angelina Jolie!
Pretend President's Pretend Aircraft Carrier Needs Your Help!
The Mod Squad: Rummy, Jerry & Dick's '70s Style
President Bush Demonstrates His Respect For Military Decorum
Iraqis to Work, Entire Kristol Family to Kill Selves
Bipartisan Study Group to Be Taken Out Back, Shot
Sarah Palin Totally Eats 'Moose Burger'
John Edwards Personally Digs Out Flooded New Orleans
Ford Best Known For Short-Lived Chevy Chase Gag
Rumors On The Internets: I'm Gerald Ford & You're Not
Scary Arab Nation Dumping U.S. Dollar!
Long-Dead Reporter Writes Gerald Ford's Obit
Restaurant Publicist Announces Return of Bush Twins
Anti-Soul Cabal Kills Another Two Ex-Presidents
To Do: Play With Your Toys, Obviously
Old Sex Blog Scandal Soon To Bore Judge, Too
Ask a Lobbyist: No Rest For the Crooked
Saddam, Wonkette Have Had Better Days
Daily Briefing: Hit It and Quit
Washington Post Gives Up On Closed Capitol; Covers Turkmenistan
NRA's Sinister Secret Messages Drive People Nuts!
Rumors On The Internets: Santa Claus Goes Straight To the Ghetto
New Democratic Senate: Every Day is Study Group Day!
Metro Section: Take It to the Bridge
Palm Trees on the Mall! The Reflection Pool Boiling Over! Seersucker Year Round!
First, They Came For Our Inert Grenades
NRA Comic Is Heinous Hoax & Then Magically Real Again
A Very Special Xmas Wonk'd: Condi's 'Messiah'
Surgeons Continue Schwarzenegger's Robot Transformation
Down With Butterstick: Japanese Panda Has Twins
To Do: For Justice, We Must Go to Don Corleone
'Property of America' Tattoos For All Foreign Soldiers!
Washington To Be Nuked; FEMA, FBI Moving To Boonies
Bush's Bold Plans To Exterminate Bald Eagle
Forget Baby Jesus & Worship This Rev. Moon Video!
Tim Johnson's Hospital Full of Forgetful Dirtbags
Daily Briefing: Please Please Please
Wonkette's Week in Review: Waging Christmas War, Back In 5 Minutes
Rumors On The Internets: You're An Old Slut On Junk
Wonk'd: Come With Me Mockingbird, If You Want To Live
Wisconsin Guv's War On Festivus
Congressman Demands Iraqis Be Converted To Christianity
NRA's Secret Graphic Novel Revealed!
Cartoon Violence's War On Christmas
Jimmy Carter: Hitler Without All the Shouting
Wisconsin Guv Has Aluminum Pole ... It's a Festivus Miracle!
Daily Briefing: 2.5 Day Weekend
Wonkette Sponsors Will Not Deny the Baby Jesus
Rumors On The Internets: Season of Giving Not Receiving Rights
Metro Section: Blog Suicide Day
Human Rights Legislation for Rat-Brained Robot Soldiers, NOW!
Gossip Roundup: Black Cards, Black Hearts
Jesus To Strike Washington With Tsunami, Today
To Do: Watch a Snail Crawl Across the Edge of a Straight Razor
Aspiring Guvs Opt Out of Christmas
Merry War On Christmas From All the Governors!
First Ladies Get Useless, Non-Circulating Coins
War on Christmas: Won on the Shores of YouTube
GILF Sarah Palin Also Played Basketball
Jesus-Loving Murderer Furious Over Tennessee Gov's Pretty Xmas Card
If You're Wondering What Victory In Iraq Looks Like ....
Denver, NYC Both Screwing Up Dem Convention Plans
Rumors On The Internets: Happy Holidays, MoFos!
Metro Section: Eat to the Beat
John Edwards Wishes You a Leggy Christmas
Rick Santorum's Book Club: Homos Everywhere!
Jim Talent Hides the Bodies, George Allen Becomes an Intern
Ask a Lobbyist: Needle In the Camel's Eye
What You Don't Know Can't Hurt Them
We're Voting Rubble/Bullhorns '08
Sour Harry Reid Threatens To Kill Bono
Oh Little Town of ... That One Place, With the Jesus Baby
Gossip Roundup: Harold and Lisa
23-Year-Old Unemployed Hill Tool a Real Gift To White House
Congresswoman Wants You to Shoot the President
Join the Mile High Club With GILF Sarah Palin!
Newt Gingrich's Website-Killing Secret Ninja Combat Judges
Bush Press Conference: More Cranky BS
Congressman Assures Constituent: "I Will Deport Keith Ellison"
Tom Vilsack to Be First Furry President
Daily Briefing: That's What She Said
Ken Jennings Will Be a Great President
Bush Ready To Lose Bigger In Iraq
Metro Section: Flattery Isn't Necessary
Rumors On The Internets: And Club a Baby Seal While You're At It
Walnuts McCain Proves Maverick Credentials With New Hire
George W. Bush's Kwanzaa War On Christmas
Cheney to Testify in Forgotten Case About Something-or-Other
Toe-Sucking Cretin Promises To Leave Country
Laura Bush's Christmas-Cancer Cover-Up!
UPDATE: Conrad Burns Probably Already Killed This Guy
Christmas Break Media Catfight: City Paper vs. Bloggers, Pet Spas, Murray Waas, et al
Congress Catches Up With Rest of World, Now Hates Bono
War On Xmas Last-Minute Gift: Hillary Clinton, Jew Killer
Marion Barry Somehow Not Arrested For Driving Drunk This Time
Conrad Burns Drives Dangerously By Day, Kills At Night
Matt Drudge Finally Takes Off Stupid Hat, Threatens to Miscegenate
Gossip Roundup: Chelsea, Call Us -- We'll Go to Peyote
Happy Bill Clinton Impeachment Day!
Cheney's Victim Still Rots on Observatory Grounds
New Situation Room to Broadcast Ignored Warnings in HD
Daily Briefing: Tivoing Tehran
Rumors On The Internets: Christmas Presents, Hanukkah Prices
Cute Congresswoman To Marry Some Dude
Cheery Holiday Financial Update
Last Week's Shots: The Disillusionment of Smith Point
Tucker Carlson Is Angry With Wonkette
To Do: Seriously Limited Options
Barney's War On Xmas: 'This Is Me Bitch, Miss Beazley'
Dick Cheney's Xmas House of Horrors
Energy Department Report: Trees Will Kill Us All
All the George Bushes Wish You a Very '70s Xmas
War on Christmas Led by Men Too Brilliant For Your Mediocre Minds
Wonkette Crushes Bayh's Presidential Hopes
Daily Briefing: Colin Can't Stomach It
Wonkette's Week in Review: Can't Stop the Beat
Rumors On The Internets: Drink Your Gin-and-Tonic-ah, Smoke Your-Marijuana-kah
Another Incompetent Loser Gets Honored by Bush
Metro Section: Bloggers On Constant Watch for New Sub-Categories of Douche
Matt Drudge: Left-Wing Liberal Media Criminal
U.S. Border Fence Built By Illegal Aliens
Gossip Roundup: The Power of Responsible Governance Compels You
Wonk'd: Pizza With a Guy Who Might Be Mark Foley
Senate Turmoil: Things Could Be Hilariously Worse
Tim Johnson Recovering, Trent Lott Sort of Sad
Wonkette Sponsors Would Like to Hear "Murder on the Dance Floor" Again
Kremlin Critic Killed by Comic Fans
Abramoff: Not That Good a Golfer!
Michelle Malkin to Go to Iraq, Hopefully Stay
Daily Briefing: Veinous Possibilities
Do They Know It's War On Christmas Time At All?
The Late Night Shots Christmas Special
Metro Section: Play Soccer and Swim...
Tommy Thompson Fever: Catch It!
Dems To Beg Gordon Smith and Susan Collins To Switch Sides
Rumors On The Internets: Propping Up Brain-Dead Geezers
Craigslist Blind Item: Green Room Love
Gifts For Your Enemies: Wonkette Op Shirts
Merry Prickmas and God Bless Us, Everyone!
Jurassic Prick's Child-Rape Fantasies Revealed
Gossip Roundup: Jenna Likes, Doesn't Like Like Argentinian Boy
Assassination Watch: NSA Totally Didn't Murder Princess Di
To Do: Invent Your Own Jello Shot
Rick Santorum Willing To Lose Your Savings, Too
Wonkette Party Crash: CNN's War on Christmas
Tim Johnson Updates: Why Must There Be News So Close to Christmas?
Wolf Blitzer Can't Handle the Truth
Huckabee Joins Frat, Frat Website Disappears
Democrats to Retain Senate Majority Through Needling, Insults
Daily Briefing: Ladies Love Legislative Layers
Rumors On The Internets: Kill What You Eat, Eat What You Kill
No Revolution For Lazy, Confused Americans
'Bush Has Been Vampiring Everybody In America'
Dollar Fall Just Excuse For Bush To Merge Mexico & USA
Jeb Bush Jr. Now Caught Having Sex With Champagne Bottle
Ask a Lobbyist: Statehouse Fatcats
Save Us, Al Gore ... With a Nuclear War!
Dinner Crash: Redskins Player of the Year
Lou Dobbs Launches Jihad Against 'Militant Fundamentalist Rabbi'
War Against Everything Will Last Forever
Donald Rumsfeld Hates Children & Julie Andrews
To Crash: A Very Dianetics Christmas
To Do: War on Christmas Takedown
Sam Brownback Learns Tolerance, True Meaning of Christmas
Traffic, War on Terror Impeded by Moderate Senator
Capitol Leader: Now With Mike Allen, Crappy New Name
Daily Briefing: The Meatgrinder
Do Not Fall For This 'LNS' Honey Trap!
Rumors On The Internets: Sadly Lacking In Rowdy Friends
Loretta Sanchez's Christmas Card
Metro Section: Stereotype Edition
Lohan and Gore Send Out Politically/Morally Correct Press Release
Irony Got Drunk and Drove Off a Cliff
Crazy Person: Soy Will Turn You Gay
Cartoon Duck Scandal Is Last Straw For GOP Faithful
Totally Unknown Colorado Jesus Freak Also Secret Homosexual
Crazy Jesus Freaks Could Learn a Little Something From Crazy Muhammed Nuts
Wanted: Sycophant to the King of the Sycophants
Daily Briefing: Dennis! Dennis!
Alaskans Learn They've Got America's Hottest Governor
Life With Cheney Now Even Creepier
Time To Cross Everybody Off Your List
Rumors On The Internets: Dare To Be Stupid
Metro Section: Secrets, Crayons and Rape
Last Week's Shots: Worse Than AIDS
Happy Birthday, Libertarian Party People!
Crazy Man's Pamphlets Now Available on Internet
Canadian Polygamist Endorses Mitt, Adds Katherine Lopez to Harem
Wonkette Party Crash: A Very Chamber of Commerce Christmas
Bush Impeached (In Cynthia McKinney's Mind)
Another Unemployed Loser (Tom DeLay) Starts a Blog
Len Downie to Let You Live... For Now
Pretend Rep. Leaves Hill, Nation Mourns
Daily Briefing: Democrats Bet Their Bottom Dollar
Wonkette's Week in Review: War On Christmas Parties
Rumors On The Internets: Kansas Senator Finally Put In Prison
Metro Section: Rent or Own a Blogger
House Investigation Bravely Cites Wonkette
Wonk'd: Hark! The Herald Sightings Sing
To Do: 'Tis the Season of Seated Shows
The Longworth House of Horrors, Self-Stabby Edition
Bush Will Be President Forever
GOP House Leadership Totally Innocent!
Cartoon Violence Presents: Medals Of Incomprehensibility
More Intrigue At Longworth Building
Chelsea's New Father-In-Law Is a Stupid Crook
BREAKING -- HOUSE OFFICES AFLAME
Greatest War On Xmas Gift Ever: Dubya 'Naval Aviator' Toy
Wonkette Sponsors Are In It to Win It
BlackBerrys Tearing Apart Our Most Attractive Families
Allen Failed to Keep Eye on Ball, Head in Game
Daily Briefing: Love At First Legislation
Iraq Study Group: 'Fraudulently Smiling At Me'
Rumors On The Internets: Bitches and Snitches
George Bush, the Ghost Whisperer
Metro Section: Tell Him You Want More Hookers
Medals of Freedom Recipients Boring
Vice President's Daughter or Gay Alien From Daytime TeeVee?
Libby Dole Running For Re-Election ... Send John Edwards!
Lohan: "Help Me Al Gore, You're My Only Hope"
Meet Your New President: John Cox!
Happy Pearl Harbor Day! Feel Free to Detain a Japanese Family!
Witch Soldier Finally Gets Occult Symbol, On His Grave
Hot Nude Lesbian Cheney Baby Yoga
Depressed War Fanatics Find New Hero
The Bush/Blair Press Conference: The Lamest of Ducks
Crazy Old Coot to Head Republican Policy Committee
Prickmas Party Crash Open Thread
Daily Briefing: Studying the Study Group
A Gracious Good-bye: Rick Santorum's Last Insane Senate Speech
Rumors On The Internets: Never Too Poor for Porn
Christopher Hitchens:Funny::Wonkette:Fair, Dignified
Metro Section: We Bought the Mayor a Brand New Sash
Wonkette Party Crash: Ain't No Party Like an NDC Party
BREAKING ... JENNA HOOKS UP WITH UNEMPLOYED ARGENTINE GUY
Perfect Gift For War On Christmas!
Handy New Administration Crook List
To Do: Marchin' Through Georgia
Which Bush Knocked Up Mary Cheney?
Ask a Lobbyist: 100 Hour Party People
Portraits of Bob Gates Already On Pentagon Walls
Iraq Study Group Printouts Make the Perfect War On Xmas Gift
Kitty Harris Attends Losers' Support Group
Joe Biden '08 Fails to Inspire Even Jerry Nadler
HAPPY IRAQ STUDY GROUP DAY!!!!!1!
Daily Briefing: The Pentagon's Gates
Mary Cheney's Baby Has Two Mommies
GILF Update: Gov. Sarah Palin As Miss Wasilla
Wikipedia Jazzing Up U.S. History For the Kids
Rumors On The Internets: May No Sorrow Be Undrowned
BREAKING, BORING ... Gates Nearly Confirmed As SecDef
Joe Biden Hearts Slavery, Attention
Road to Loserdom: Bayh Edwards Hires Some Dude
Kissinger, Pope Ratzi Form 'Papal-Jewish Conspiracy'
BREAKING UPDATE ... SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE CONTAINS TEDDY BEAR (OR ELMO)
D.C. Prepare For Lamest Race War Ever
Bush 41 Has Another Public Breakdown
Inhofe Bravely Saves World From Melting
A Graceful Goodbye To America's Loser
Rumors On The Internets: Extra Early/Late Edition
Gates Hearing Update: You're Not Missing Much
Rumsfeld Blows Up White House on Way Out
User-Created Satire to Destroy MSM, Mock Kids With Down Syndrome
Daily Briefing: No Representation Without Mormonization
'Backwards Justice Insurgency From Cheney Nonstop'
Metro Section: 'There Is No Such Thing As the United Nations'
GILF: Alaska's First Gal Governor Sworn In
Rumsfeld Awarded Medal of Failure
Sellout Political Bloggers Make Big Bucks
White House Delusions On Brownback Mountain
Vanity Fair Reports Rumor We Already Knew
Gossip Roundup: Mr. State Trooper
Wonkette Party Crash: Cap File's First Anniversary
Axis of Grumpy: Andrew Lloyd Webber, Zubin Mehta & Dick Cheney
Feds Finally Release Blurry, Useless 9/11 Video
War On Christmas Gift Guide Update -- Vice President Beefcake
Larry King's Brave Battle Against Christmas
Capitol Threatened By Confused Old Man In Pajamas
John Bolton to Return to His First Love, Hanging Around High Schools During Cheerleader Practice
FBI Makes Blacklisting Even Easier
Daily Briefing: House Select Committee On 'Told You So'
Wonkette's Week in Review: Forget Britney, We Want First Lady Vajayjay
Emergency Wonk'd: Kitty Takes Her Coffee Alone
Rumors On The Internets: Blowing Lines 4 Buddha
Tom Vilsack Starting to Scare the Shit Out of Us
Only You Can Prevent LNS Kids From Procreating
Proud Symbol of Fear Replaced By Wuss Emblem
To Do: The FBI, Bottom and O'Neill's Gibson
Pat Buchanan on Iraq: If You Can Keep Your Head When All About You Are Losing Theirs...
Mad Scientists Need Pentagon Permission!
Boring Dude to Head Intel Committee
Cartoon Violence Decides Who Lives And Who Dies
Wonkette's War On Christmas Gift Guide
Wonkette Sponsors Need Some Advice Re. "Breakage"
Daily Briefing: Booze Buys Endorsements, Still
A Very Special Last Week's Shots Update
Pelosi's 100-Hour Reich Already In Ruins
Rumors On The Internets: The Ridiculous Waste of Time That Is 2007
Ludacris feat. Barack Hussein Obama: Bill O'Reilly's Head Melts
Metro Section: Happy Hours, Shut Up, and Beer To Boot
Angry Weirdos Kick Out 40% Of PA Incumbents
Tom (?) Vilsack Fever Sweeps Nation
Gossip Roundup: Crazy Old Guy Hates Kids Today
Bill O'Reilly's Wars On Vampires, Christmas
Iraq T-Shirt Sale: Celebrate Ramadan In Style
Nobody Wants Santorum's Cubicles, Either
Iraq Study Panel to Recommend 50 Great Tips for Perfect Hair
George Will Demands That Jim Webb Take it Somewhere Else, Buster
Tony Snow, Senior Administration Official to be Played By Hayley Mills, Hayley Mills
Daily Briefing: Ignorance is Pissed
Baker's Iraq Group Says 'Cut & Run'
Fascists Took My Gun, Blog & Hamburger
Rumors On The Internets: Because 'No Reason' Isn't a Reason
New Study Proves 'Mentally Ill Voters' Love Bush
Metro Section: Not Wearing My Condom Today
Irate Letters From Fox Viewers to Get Even Funnier
'Hi Mahmoud! Get F**ked, Terrorist Arab!'
'Hi Americans! I'm Mahmoud From Iran!'
More Press Corps Fun: Where's Maliki?
'Drug Themselves With Death Threats'
Baker: Baghdad Could Be the New DC!
Ask a Lobbyist: Cash and Causes
Barack Hussein Obama Always Plotting Against Us
Heritage Foundation Nerds Are HAWT!
Barack Hussein Obama, Democrat
Education Sec Bemoans Inability to Use Own Website
White House Officials Magically Become Anonymous Halfway Through Briefing
Daily Briefing: Intelligence Ain't Rocket Science
Rahm Emanuel: Ha Ha, Hillary's a Lesbian
Jim Webb Almost Beats Some Sense Into Bush
Metro Section: If It's In the Sauna
Christians Terrorize Polish Kid
Rumors On The Internets: Steny Hoyer Doesn't Want To Hear That Illinoise
Inside the Monster's Lair: Cheney Residence Fotos!
House Dems Refuse to Be Good Material
Life With Dick: Suspicious Fires, Moving Vans & More 'Hunting'
Wanted: Writer Unencumbered by Radical Agenda, Pants
America Loves Rudy & Obama, Still Hates Bush & Kerry
Gossip Roundup: Dennis Moore Rides Again
Barbara Bush and the Argentine Reichstag Fire
Michael Kinsley Holds Our Interest For Record One Paragraph
Democrats Paralyzed With Fear of Avian Menace
Daily Briefing: Keep Your Receipts
Rumors On The Internets: In Our Wettest Dreams, There Are Only Six Political Blogs
Capitol Destroyed By Giant Terrorist Xmas Tree
Entire Bush Administration Flees USA
Metro Section: We Will Not Subject You to Airport/Family/Pet Stories
Amy Holmes: Dumped on Thanksgiving
Gatorade, Coffee Cup Shut Down Lincoln Memorial
G.W. Bush's Hawaiian Chaos Claims Cop's Life
Last Week's Shots: Weed Is Not Cool Anymore
Bush Twins Naked & Abandoned In Argentina
To Do: Nazis, Tone and Adam Gopnik
BREAKING ... BUSH TWINS KICKED OUT OF ARGENTINA
Mitt Romney's Underwear Cover-up
Gossip Roundup: Kitty's Revenge
National Security and the Curse of Crap Metal
Breaking: Henry Kissinger Still Evil
Coulter, Foley Hate Voting, Love Hot Young Boys
"According to Your Responses You Are a: Shiftless Bureaucrat"
Daily Briefing: Belaboring Those Problems Which Divide Us
Wonkette's Week in Review: What We're Thankful For
'Here's a Plan In the Midst Of Stupid Chaos'
Wonk'd: Mixed Thanksgiving Metaphors Edition
Democrats Also Hate Zoo Patrons
Wonkette Sponsors Are Soooo Full
Alcee Hastings Also Wore an Onion On His Belt, As Was the Style at the Time
Pretend Rep Clearly Beloved by Constituency
Rumors On the Internets: No Indians Ever Died For Lasagna
Wonkette Now Fictional Character In Rolling Stone
Florida Also Flunks Thanksgiving Election
Did Voodoo Curse Cause Worldwide Bush Chaos?
Gossip Roundup: Is There Some Sort of Holiday or Something?
Kitty's G*d Performs Florida Miracle!
Ask a Lobbyist: Your Mother Should Know
Bush Gets Some Turkeyneck Action
So That's Why He Won't Be Confirmed
Education Sec. Loses to Dude from 'Earth Girls Are Easy'
VandeHarris' Folly Well-Financed, Hyped
No Word Yet on Whether GOP Call Center Staffers "Like Steamroom"
Daily Briefing: Just In Time, Baby
'Thanks For a Nation of Finks'
Rumors On The Internets: The Rest and the Rightest
George W. Bush Spreads Trademark Chaos In Hawaii
Bush Twins Spread Trademark Chaos in Latin America
Now They Figure Out There Are Two George Bushes
A Very Special George Allen Christmas
Democrats to Also Ban Firing Guns in the Air While the House is in Session
Gossip Roundup: Roast Gone Wrong
Lou Dobbs Smart Enough To Rid This Nation Of Mexicans
Life In the Senate: Yodeling and Fiddling
Busty Actress Criticizes Most Powerful, Least Popular Man in America
60-Something Burnouts Still Secretly Running, Ruining America
Daily Briefing: Many Thousands Gone
'These Psychopaths Want the Whole Country Hugging Robot Dolls'
Rumors On The Internets: Because Bread is Boring and Circuses Suck
Metro Section: Kramer? I Don't Even Know Her
Foley Staffer Begs Repubs To Pay His Legal Bills
Michele Bachmann Getting More Awesome By the Minute
Main Stream Media Lies Exposed!
Walnuts Finds Foolproof Way to Stay On Message
Last Week's Shots: Report as Shockingly Offensive
Cooking Omelettes With Jesus H. Christ Himself
To Do: Some Shows, In Descending Order
Washington Times Bravely Declares Victory In Iraq
We Get Letters: Karen Feld Edition
Gossip Roundup: Spanking Fetishist Also Bad Teacher
'Post's' Best Political Journos Leave for Synergistic New Media Nightmare
U.S. Mint Predicts Taft Fever!
World Leaders in Dresses: Hot APEC Action
Daily Briefing: Just Flew In From One First Street
Wonkette's Week In Review: First Of All, Mr. WDC, You Were Not My Boyfriend
NYT Doesn't Care About Black People
Rumors On The Internets: Never Overestimate America
Slightly Crazy Michele Bachmann Quote of the Day
Metro Section: Sure, After You
Supreme Court Justices Stubbornly Refuse Poisoned Cookies
Tom DeLay Hearts Nancy Pelosi!
'The Whole Country Poisoned With Porn'
Wonk'd: Yglesias Don't Play That
Jesus Freak 'Concedes' To Hindu Winner
Please, Congress, Save Our Flag From Deep-Frying
Cartoon Violence's Election Fever: Cured!
Wonkette Sponsors Demand an Investigation
Boehner and Blunt to Continue Fucking Things Up
Pretend Rep. Demands Real Investigation
Rumors On The Internets: Nice Game Console, Comrade
Novak Confirms Shelley Sekula-Gibbs Is Nuts
Metro Section: The Most Eclectic and Unique Show in DC
Clever Bureaucrats End Hunger!
Let's All Laugh at Sad John Murtha
Senatorial Offspring Crime Wave Sweeps Nation
Shocker: Unnamed Journalist Might Like Porn
To Do: Christo and Jeanne-Claude Sold Out
Dingbat Inhofe Bravely Saves Kids From Brainwashing
Stay In Your Basement and Drink Heavily!
For Just $4.99, Show Someone You Don't Care
Gossip Roundup: Freaks and Geeks
BREAKING: TWO THINGS EVERYONE KNEW WOULD HAPPEN JUST HAPPENED
Reid, Ensign Not Gay, Thank Christ
March to Loserdom: Dornan Joins the Race
Give the Gift of Marty Peretz's Crazy Nonsense Masquerading as Independent Thought
Daily Briefing: The Grudge Report
Rumors On The Internets: Savalasian in Attractiveness
Metro Section: The Humpty Dance
LoserWatch: That's Gotta Be Uncomfortable
Pay-for-Play Scandal Rocks DC Blogs
John 'Walnuts!' McCain Makes It Official
LoserWatch: J.D. Hayworth Finally Concedes
Gossip Roundup: Governor McDreamy
Important/Hilarious Sekula-Gibbs Update
Discarded Hog Head Freaks Out NJ Politician
Ask a Lobbyist: Open Bars, Open Roads
Corrupt Texas Rep. Temporarily Replaced by Crazy Texas Rep.
Bush Really Proud About Allowing Election
To Do: Pat Buchanan, Meet FEMAPALOOZA
Orientation Week Continues: Bob Casey Finds DC Housing Market "Verrry Niiiice"
Trent Lott Once Again Scary, Racist Face of the GOP
Hip-Hoppin' Our Way to Campaign '07
Bachmann Grows Ever More Promising
Daily Briefing: Loungin' on Lexshuns
Fox News Switches To Tits & Ass
John Edwards' Comical Campaign Not Announced On Comedy Show
Washington Post Is Firing Everyone
Senator-Elect Caught Paying For Own Vacation
Rumors On The Internets: It Takes Brass
Metro Section: "He's conned you."
Wife-Beating Politican of the Day
Abramoff Suddenly Sent To Prison
Gossip Roundup: Loretta's Cards
The Next Two Years Are Already Unbearable
Cake, Pizza Party Unlikely For Rumsfeld
HORRIFYING SCHUMER REVELATION: ZOMBIES STALK THE SENATE
Crazy Web Claims Pretty Much Confirmed By Newsweek
Kingston For Student Council Secretary!
Nepotism Capitol Cop Rewarded By Dems
Fox News Reveals Truth About America
Marion Barry Totally Wasn't Drunk
Former, Smarter President Bush Uses "The Email"
You Too Can Win the Tom Daschle Award For Most Depressing Career
Daily Briefing: Talking Foes Over Pho
We Can't Wait For November 5, 2008
Ex-Marine Gourmet Grocer Exec Seeks Flag-Hating Bandit
Rumors On The Internets: The Rahmtatorship Begins
Last Week's Shots: Shh-Shh....It's Just Me, Casper!
Wonkette Welcomes Our Favorite New House Staffer
God Still Hates Katherine Harris
Gossip Roundup: Again With the Damn Football
RNC Experiments With Heterosexual Chairman
Why Nobody Should Want To Be President
'Post' Live Chat With 'Socialite' Gets Hilariously Personal
Anderson Cooper Also Smarter Than Einstein
Four To Six Months?! Bye, Iraq!
S.R. 'Macaca' Sidarth Reveals All!
Fantasy Congress: Sekula Gibbs Edition
Pretend Anthrax Nut Loves Pretend Senator Nut
The First, Wildly Inaccurate Taste is Free
Daily Briefing: Dust to Stop a Bunghole
'Back of Bush's Head Was Damaged'
Devil Pig Webb Kicks Canadian Mountie Macaca
Slappy Sweeney's Story of Success
No, Joe, You're Pretty Farkin' Awesome
Wonkette's Week in Review: So, That Happened
How To Age Quickly: Say 'Macaca' During Campaign
Online Voters, MSNBC Not So Conciliatory
Jokes For the 17 People Who Know the Definition of 'Line Of Succession'
Rumors On The Internets: How to Feel Alive When You're Not Running a War
Donny, Have You Ever Been In a German Prison?
Gossip Roundup: Democrats Losers Even in Victory
Congratulations To Almost-Oldest-Living President!
448.077 Voters Consistently Hate On Lieberman
To Do: Open Bar Is a Gay-Themed Reality Television Series
Bush Tells Conciliatory Lie To Harry Reid
Wonkette Sponsors Want You to Win a T-Shirt
Cartoon Violence: Bloodbath Hangover Edition
Weirder Still, the Dog Was Listed As Being With the 'Times'
Daily Briefing: Is Anyone Still Alive In Woody Creek?
John Bolton Finally Free To Hate UN From Afar
The Vanishing Veep: Where the Hell Is Cheney?
Rumors On The Internets: Welcome to Islamabad, Yakoo
Metro Section: Almost Apolitical
The American Flag Lets You Know It's In America
Evil Dems Destroy Career of America's Mustachioed Sweetheart
Live-Blogging Jim Webb's Football-Free Speech
Bush 'Looks Forward To Breakfast' With Harry Reid
Senate Dems On Tv Now, and For Next Two Years
Gossip Roundup: D Street Shuffle
Live-Blogging Macaca's Final Speech
An Afternoon Of Fun In Northern Virginia
Conrad Burns Concedes, Arms Self
'I Used To Be Able To Do That With My Eyes, But I Can't Have Cocaine No More'
Our Nation's Saddest Hour: Macaca Concedes At 3 p.m.
Meet America's Next President: Guy From Iowa!
Not With a Press Conference, But With a Whimper
Asshole Outs Asshole, CNN Half-Assedly Censors
Daily Briefing: Amazing Feats of Governance
Are Texas Aggies the New Late Night Shots Stars?
Larry King Live: Bill Maher 'Outs' Ken Mehlman
Kitty's Revenge: Bill Nelson's Son Arrested After Victory Party
Three-Way Foto Fun Job: Wonkette Remembers
AP Calls It For Webb: Dems Control Senate
Rumors On The Internets: Cut and Rumsfeld
Team Wonkette Party Crash: Watching TV With Jim Webb
Macacalypse Now? Still No Recount Demand From Allen Camp
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Ask a Lobbyist: Wednesday Morning Quarterbacking
Team Wonkette Blog Party Crash: CNN Did This Why Again?
Bleep Bleep ... What Dangerous Thing Was Bush Jabbering About?
Richard Pombo Takes a Pounding
Jesus, This Press Conference Will End In 2008
WILD SPECULATION ... LIEBERMAN AS DEFENSE SECRETARY?
Rummy To Resign, According to Comedians AND EVERYBODY ELSE ... BREAKING
No Wonder George Allen Hates Jim Webb So Much!
Tester Declares Victory, Macaca Declares Footballs Are Awesome
Rick Santorum's Two Dozen Kids Hate You
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Highlights From Our Insane All-Night Election Coverage
As If Millions Of Voices Suddenly Cried Out In Terror ...
The Aftermath: Wonkette Editors Make Magic-Psychic Lies
Jesus Weeps, Yahweh Laughs, Florida Sighs
Conrad Burns Loses Elections By Day, Kills At Night
Wait, Macaca's Giving a Victory Speech?
Macacaship Down? Webb Leads With 99% Reporting
CBS Relying on Data Way More Accurate Than Exit Polls
Christ, Ohio Is Almost a Total Dem Sweep
Slappin' John McSlappy Sweeney Concedes
BREAKING ... BRIT HUME IS ALMOST CRYING
Evil Speaker Pelosi To Make Lesbians Of Us All!
Good-bye To the Pennsylvania Strangler!
More Of This, Please: Texas Politicians Beat Each Other At Polling Place
Fox News: For Your Bizarro Election Needs
In Case You're Foolish Enough to Check Us For "Real" News
West Coast Bureau Now Begins Drinking
BREAKING: CNN CENSORS BLOGGERS
Exclusive Blog Slumber Party Pictures: White Dudes With Laptops
The Perfect Gift For Your Departing Senator or Congressman
Ned Lamont To Beat Lieberman Despite Support of DailyKos Nerds?!
Massive Fraud, Voting Irregularities Lead to Katherine Harris "Loss"
Noooooooo, Kitty! Where's Your God Now?
We Have No Fucking Idea If These Are Accurate
Trickle Or a Flood? Trickle Or a Flood?!
DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR WONKETTE'S STEPMOM
Federal Judge Orders 16 Ohio Precincts To Stay Open Late
Network News Guy Tells Wonkette These Numbers Are 'Best I've Seen'
Numbers, Numbers, Numbers ... And Bye-Bye Lieberman?
GOP Pollster Predicts Dems Pick Up 25-30 Seats
Corruption, Terrorism, Economy, Iraq
This Time For Real: First Exit Polls
'PUNISHMENT, CHALLENGE, and DEFEAT'
Political Elite Tragically Snared In Traps Set For Poor
LEAKED EXIT POLLS SHOW TRENDS!
SCANDAL: Babies Allowed To Vote
Crazed Voter Murders Diebold Voting Machine
Wonkette's 2006 Midterm Binge Drinking Game!
Crazy Poll Worker Thinks He's Don Sherwood
Don Sherwood Nearly Strangles Voting Machine
Clouds: Do They Spell Trouble For Chafee?
GOP Voter Suppression So Effective That GOP Candidates Can't Even Vote
To Do: Come to Tryst and We'll Leave You a Missed Connection
Terrorist Squirrel Causes Chaos in Colorado
Who Won't We Have to Kick Around Anymore?
The Nation's Most Irregularious States
DIRTY TRICKS WATCH: Babies-For-Votes Scandal Rocks New Mexico
Nation's Premier Political Journalists Mock Your Foolish "Voting"
Daily Briefing: Christmas Morning
Send Us Leaked Exit Poll Reports!
Blovember Ends With a Tired, Corrupt Whimper
Rumors On The Internets: Ain't Much To Do But Blog, Vote, and Screw
Homosexuals Must Now Wear Red Hat
Metro Section: Kidney Stones and UTIs
Future Pagefucker Gains Late Wonkette Endorsement
If You Love America So Much, Why Don't You Marry It?
Fox News Correspondent Gets Waterboarded
Last Week's Shots: Ridiculous Generalizations Will Suffice
Also, Mike Jones Wants All the Male Hookers In DC To Reveal Their Clients
George Allen Proudly Embraced By People He Probably Has All Sortsa Crazy Names For
Christopher Hitchens Is Depressed
'Not Since I Wrote the Gettysburg Address ...'
Gossip Roundup: Boomin' Granny
Please Keep the Gay Child Predators In Congress!
And On Pipe Four, a Cat Stuck in a Tree
Katherine Harris Prays For the Realignment of the Chosen People
Why Does 'The Simpsons' Hate America?
Cheney To Celebrate Defeat By Shooting More People
Another Outing? Sinclair TV's Bush Propagandist Mark Hyman Suddenly Quits
Macaca Campaigns In Wrong State
A Powerful Reminder Of What Happens To Really Awful Presidents
Campaign Signs For the New Apocalypse
At Least He Didn't Say Poor Kids Get Sent To Iraq!
Jeb Bush Defends Charlie Crist's Sexuality
The Real News In Vanity Fair's Neo-Con Confessions
Military Papers & Neo-Cons Pile On Rumsfeld
Mailer Of the Day: Crappy '80s Movie References Will Save Us From Liberals
Wonkette's Week in Review: Evangelicals Not Unlike John Waters, After All
Life With a Closeted-Gay Meth Addict Right Wing Preacher Is Kind Of a Drag
Rumors On The Internets: It's Not The Size of Your Weapon, But How Many Shots You Fire An Hour
BOB NEY FINALLY RESIGNS FROM HOUSE
Wonk'd: There's a Monster at the End of This Post
Wonkette Redesign Spells Further Trouble for '06 Incumbents
To Do; Killer's Kiss or Typical Girls
Administration Finds One Thing FEMA Can Do
Not Even Kerry Can Help Republicans
Blovember Update: Haggard Admits to Slightly More Than He Did Earlier
He Took His Ball & He's Going Home
2nd Best Campaign Mailer of the Year: Where's My Dog?
Dead Candidates Keep Their Mouths Shut
Cartoon Violence Can't Believe That It Isn't Over Yet
Rick Santorum's One-Woman Fan Club
Campaign Mailer of the Day Year
Wonkette Sponsors Are Extra Hot With Pink Sugar (Plus Contest!)
MICHELLE MALKIN SET US UP THE BOMB
Ted Haggard Admits... Something
Katherine Harris' Pink Sugar Fix: Pricey Habit
Because Saddam Hearts Nancy Pelosi?
Rumors On The Internets: More Like Warren G. Hard-on
Pastor Haggard Steps Down: Is "Blowvember" the Best We Got?
Li'l Scandal Roundup: Cold November Rain
Conrad Burns Awarded Miniature Bush
Metro Section: Blogger Slumber Party to Turn Violent By Hour Three
Diebold's Totally Going To Murder HBO
LNS Watch: Be the Hippest Staff Ass in the SP Men's Room
Gossip Roundup: GooGoo Clusterfuck
Because the 9/11 Commission Report Is Fiction, Get It?
Is There Even One Heterosexual Republican?
Secretly Gay Evangelical Leader: "Who Is Mike Jones?"
Chertoff-ful: "Horriffic Irony" Horrifies Award Namesake's Grandson
Gay Eskimo Transsexual Attack Ad Curiously Familiar
Ann Coulter to Go to Prison For a Billion Years or Something, Probably Insulted Orphans Today Too
Florida Senate Debate: Presumably Tranquilized Harris Fails to Entertain
Daily Briefing: Five More Shopping Days
You Expect Kids To Vote Sober?
Rumors On The Internets: The Fairy Fucking Godmother Said It
Metro Section: Is That Ice Cube?
GOP Cuts & Runs From Weldon, Beauprez & Ney Districts
BREAKING ... USAF Needs $50 Billion To Fly Dead & Injured Troops Back To America
Gossip Roundup: Clare Booth Loose
Help Us, John Kerry, You're Our Only Hope
There Is a God, But He's Criminally Insane
Because Everybody's a Racist After a Few Cocktails ...
Washington 'Post' Actually Creates Something Legitimately Humorous
"Attend Big Fiesta For Immigrants and Homosexuals" Sadly Absent From Poll Options
Another Choker: NY Rep. Sweeney
Rumors On The Internets: Think Mr. Burns, With a Laptop
Metro Section: Relevance Is As Relevance Does
GOP Secret Weapon Strikes Again
Gossip Roundup: Wacky Neighbor
Well Of Course He's the Antichrist
Allen Staffers Beat Up Blogger, Nation Celebrates
Conrad Burns Is Abramoff's Little Bitch
Q: How Many Lesbians Does It Take To Change a Lightbulb? A: That's Not Funny
Chilling Cocktober's House of Representatives
The Only Transit Post You Will Ever See on Wonkette
Katherine Harris Will Have Her Revenge
Daily Briefing: The Big Lie Technique
Rumors On The Internets: The Plantation Room
Watch Out, Conrad ... It's Blue Guy!
Metro Section: Dribbleability Comparison
Victory In Iraq! (But Only For Wonkette)
Today in Burning George Allen Questions
The Best GOP Presidential Candidate EVER
It's Called the "Warrior One," Because "Preening Jackass One" Wouldn't Fit on the Hood
Last Week's Shots: The Best of LNS
Li'l Scandal Roundup: Only Nine More Days
'Hill' Blog Finally Wins Us Over
Nancy Pelosi Doesn't Care About Liberals
Daily Briefing: Turd Referendum
Dad-Son Porn Will Make Marines Of Us All
Bush To Campaign In Remote Desert Town With No Known Democrats
Wonkette's Week in Review: Winning the Race to the Bottom, One Comment at a Time
Rumors On The Internets: Only a Fool Would Say That
Pretend TV Network Summarizes Wonkette On Air
Metro Section: Why Did the Vampire Subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
Another Bush Official Sent To Prison
Wonk'd: Predictable City, You Have So Many Fools to Pity
Cartoon Violence Needs To Clean Out Its Brain Now, Thanks A Lot
World's Crappiest Campaign Sites
Drudge Now Cool With Bush Assassination
Blogger Bugs Ken Mehlman, Fails to Get Digits
President Clearly Not Happy About Two More Years of This Shit
Wonkette Sponsors Have a Totally Hilarious Mark Foley Costume This Year
To Do: Dress Slutty, Get Drunk
Virginia Senate Race: Still the Gold Standard for Lunacy
Wash 'Times' Refuses to Give Up NY Ave's "Biggest Moral Degenerates" Award
Daily Briefing: Lines in the Sand
Metro Section: Does This Make You Uncomfortable?
Is Don Sherwood Gonna Have to Choke a Bitch?
Team Wonkette Party Crash: John Ashcroft's Book Party
Rumors On the Internets: The Advantages of Moral Bankruptcy on the Campaign Trail
'Mr. Secretary, What'd You Have Torched At Ft. Meade's 902nd Military Intel Group?'
Webb To Exploit Michael J. Fox's Illness, Too
George Allen: Bad for Bicyclists, Bad for Virginia
Daily Briefing: Ancient Lands, Ancient People Affect Elections
BREAKING ... U.S. MILITARY IN IRAQ MAYBE BLOCKS WONKETTE
Brian Ross Not Really a Political Blogger, Because He's Still Got a Sense of Humor
Rumors On The Internets: DJ Bob Corker
Anonymous Journo Hated Sex With You
Jerry Weller, International Man of Mystery
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Bible's Devil Promises GOP Win
That's a Paddlin': Shepard Smith Reminisces
Maybe He Wants To Be Impeached
Brave Congressman Admits He's Not a Perv
Ask a Lobbyist: Wonder Twin Powers, Activate!
George Allen's Racist Dog Revealed to be Imaginary
Harris Item Fails to Meet Our High Standards, 'Hill' to Blame
Daily Briefing: Plan the Work and Work the Plan
Rumors On The Internets: Harold Ford Goes Swimming with the Fermented Semen of C-List Rockstars
Gay Polish Prime Minister Accidentally Stones Self
We're Number 53! We're Number 53!
Metro Section: Gazing at the Same Desert Wasteland
Hillary Opponent Likes, Doesn't Like Like Clinton
Richie Rich Won't Help Democrats!
Denny Hastert In Two Places at Once, Not Anywhere at All
Lovin,' Touchin,' Squeezin' ♥
Li'l Scandal Roundup: We'll Never Run Out
Gossip Roundup: Dear, dear, dear, dear, dear Santa Fe
Baby Killing, Degenerative Neurological Diseases Continue to Entertain America
Libertarian Candidate Stunt Watch
Tenn. Senate Race: WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT?
Daily Briefing: Kewl Kids Vote Dem
Rumors On The Internets: There's Got To Be Some Kinda Way Outta Here
Candidates, Please Drink At Home Until After Election Day
Internet, Newspaper of Record Continue to Degrade Discourse
Metro Section: Marble Slab Creamery
Our Lobbyist Needs Your Questions
SNL's Bush Interview: Learn a Little, Laugh a Little
Foley's Dream Dorm Sold Separately
Jerry Weller Update: Choose Your Own Cocktober Adventure
In Our Fantasy, It's Foley & Barney & Denny & Kolbe & Larry In a Tub of Molten Lava
Gossip Roundup: The Only Poll That Counts
Bush Subliminally Tricks Gays, Italian Hippies Into Supporting Him
'Barron's' Midterm Shocker: So-Called "Voters" No Match For Money
Daily Briefing: The Bradley Effect
Wonkette's Week In Review: 50,000 Miniature American Flags
Rumors On The Internets: The Lucky Punk Inside Us All
Adams Morgan, Ethiopians, and Boat Shoes: Why We Hate DC
'Don't Forget My Xanax, Need My Xanax'
Gossip Roundup: Jenna Makes Good
To Do: "This is Not West Side Story"
Wonk'd: If a Playful Moment Turns Into the Right Moment, You'll Be Ready
Putin Considering GOP Candidacy
Cartoon Violence Will Be In Scotland Before Ye
Spencer Ackerman Quits 'The New Republic' -- Observers Shocked That He Was Still There
Wonkette Sponsors Carry Big Sticks
"Webb Was In the Bathroom, and Couldn't Be Reached For Comment"
Daily Briefing: The Enterprise Incident
Rumors On The Internets: The President Hunter
At Least She Isn't Accused Of the Actual Child-Fucking
See Also: Calling Cheney "Nonconfrontational"
Rape, Murder, It's Just a Shot Away
To Do: See You at the Lockheed Martin Lobby
ABC Tiptoes Around Weller Accusations With Steel-Toed Boots
JD Hayworth Continues His Christ-Killer Outreach Program
PRIEST: I TAUGHT MAF54 EVERYTHING HE KNOWS
Daily Briefing: Barrel Bottom, Reached
Rumors On The Internets: List of Reasons For John McCain to Just End It Now
Hollywood, Upper West Side Demand Rebates
We Hate To Bring Up the Nazis, But They Fled To South America, Too
Metro Section: Someone is Paying $3113 for a Studio on 16th Street
We Don't Have a Name For This Scandal
Today in Katherine Harris: The Single Most Important Endorsement
Hillary Backlash Backlash Begins Now
Also Good For Concentration Camps
Wall of Rich White Crooks Still Features One Perv
Ken Lay Innocent! World Rejoices!
Daily Briefing: If You Can't Trust the CIA...
Joe Strummer Spins In His Grave
Rumors On The Internets: The No Stroke Zone
Metro Section: Old Timey Fun Timey!
BREAKING: MORE LIKE "FAIRY" CRAIG
Congressional Candidate Too Hot for Tax Law
BREAKING: Idaho Has at Least One Gay
Jim Webb: The Drinking Man's Candidate
Mike Tyson Surprises Michael Steele With Terrifying Display of Support
Your Senator Simulating Fellatio Photo of the Day
David Kuo Stiffs Clear Channel, Declared American Hero
Really? People Still Wonder About This?
Dems Suddenly In Serious Trouble
Flogging Dead Horses Is Very Bad, Strangling Mistresses Is Totally Forgivable
Rumors On The Internets: Better Gay Than Grumpy
Metro Section: It's a Black Fly in Your Chardonnay
ATF Director Fired For Being Gauche
We Wish They'd Torture Us With LSD
Gossip Roundup: Rich People Got Problems
Yeah, That Worked Real Well for Cynthia McKinney
President DeLay? President Foley?
To Do: The Vag, The Marshall Plan or Charm City
America's Dumbest Congressmen, Give or Take 525
Daily Briefing: Fearless and Inventive Scum
Wonkette's Week in Review: Crazier By The Minute
Rumors On The Internets: On Saying It v. Spraying It
Metro Section: It's Friday the 13th so DC is More Repressed Than Usual
America's Crappiest Home Videos
Mark Warner Poll Results: Wonkette Readers No More Mature Than Editors
Congressman Reveals Vast Tolerance
Beats All You Never Saw: George Allen Arrested
Country Music, Anal Sex, GOP Fund-raising and Dancing With the Stars
Wonk'd: The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act?
To Do: Abuse a Man in a Panda Suit
Cartoon Violence Thinks You're A Real Prize
World Leaders As Tacky As You'd Imagine
Burly Jeb: 'I'm Not In the Closet'
Wonkette Sponsors Want You to Know That Bob Ney Just Resigned and Pleaded Guilty
Secretary of State Caught in Politically Damaging Moment of Tolerance
Grover Norquist Abuses the Sacred Ethical Code of Washington Lobbying
Daily Briefing: Know When To Fold 'Em
Cries of Protest Fall on Deaf Ears
Kitty Harris Totally Against Putting Florida Jews In Concentration Camps
He's As Qualified As the Current Guy ...
Terror At the Washington 'Post'!
Americans Are Stupid, and Newsweek Intends To Keep It That Way
Burning Mark Foley Questions: A/S/L?
Today's Crazy Congressional Candidate: Michele Bachmann
Daily Briefing: Beware Doll, You're Bound To Fall
Rumors On The Internets: Rock Bottom Is When You Need Terrorists To Save Your Reputation
Hastert's Crazy Fake Preacher Friend Also Apparently Joe Trippi's Buddy
Metro Section: The Internet Makes Laughing
Blogger Dresses Funny, Ends Up on Facebook
PANIC! TERROR! NEW YORK CITY UNDER ATTACK AGAIN!
To Do: The State, Rhythms or a Power Point Presentation
Ask a Lobbyist: Experience Required
Fresh Jailbait Wanted, Apply Now!
Careful of Those Teen Lifestyle Choices
Hastert's New BFF: Craziest Preacher Ever
Future DNC Campaign: Phone It In For Freedom
RedState Puts on Show to Save Family Farm
Daily Briefing: The Bouffant of Wisdom
Rumors On The Internets: The King Is Dead, Long Live The King
Metro Section: Macaca, Senkaku, Seattle...
So Helen Thomas Built the Nukes For North Korea, Is That Right?
Gossip Roundup: Something Media-ish
Preemptive Party Crash: The Ladies of the GOP
The Forrest Gump of the Apocalypse
It's Not Like They Ever Work ...
Pennsylvania Strangler Doesn't Need Hastert
Like to See Brian Willams Do This
Italian Government Shocker: Less Than Half of Parliament on Drugs
Daily Briefing: A Twiffic Pran to Conquer Earf
Rumors on the Internets: cryingeaglemapleleaf.jpg
Metro Section: A Meat Infusion Blender
Saudi Prince Is Bush's 'Best Asshole'
ARMY LAUNCHES PREEMPTIVE ASSAULT AGAINST ARTICLES
It's Better Than a Bullet In the Head
Your Crybaby Ethics Can't Help You Now
Because Bob Novak Would Never Just Make Shit Up To Confuse Everybody ...
Bush To Foley: 'Do You Clip In?'
Gossip Roundup: Supposedly Funny People
To Do: The Older Bearded Variety
In Reality, Cheney Made the Call
When We Were Young and the World Was Free...
Bloggers Force Us to Imagine Dennis Hastert Having Sex
KATHERINE HARRIS PREEMPTIVELY WINS ELECTION, STRONG SUPPORT OF JESUS TO THANK FOR STUNNING VICTORY
Daily Briefing: Horses, Corn, Disease, and Now Nukes
Sunday Special: Everyone Is Gay
Wonkette's Week in Review: Trapped in the Closet
Kitty Harris Ordered To Shut Up and Mime
Rumors On The Internets: Thou Shalt STFU
Good, Because We're Sick Of This Shit
Important Person Resigns in Disgrace on Friday Evening
Wonk'd: In Need of Life Support
Cartoon Violence: All Cocktober Surprise All The Time Edition
Team Raffle Crash: Late Night Shots at Smith Point (Natch)
BREAKING AGAIN ... DRUDGE 'PAGE PRANK' TALE IS NONSENSE
Still Crooked After All These Years
Pat Buchanan on Scarborough: This Happened Because Nancy Pelosi Is a Flamer
Mark Halperin Pimps Book to 500 People With Review Copies
Wonkette Sponsors Demand a Thorough Probe
In Which We Start to Warm to 'The Hill'
Wash 'Times' Perv Fails to Excite Nation, Appeals Only to Fringe Groups
Daily Briefing: Doomed to Repeat It
OK, So the 'Blame the Dirty Kids' Thing Didn't Work ... What Else You Got, Matt?
50 Seats? They're Gonna Lose 50 Seats?!
Rumors On The Internets: No One Wants To Be Defeated
Metro Section: Sommelier of Slum
Roscoe Bartlett: Scientist, Engineer, Crazy Old Man
Gossip Roundup: Tom and Katie to Continue Living on Moon
'They Are All More Like Secret Jews'
Hastert Now Blaming Whole Internet, Which Was Invented By a Democrat ...
Hastert Now Blaming Whole Internet, Which Was Invented By a Democrat ...
Team Party Crash: Yeas and Nays Launch
BREAKING ... PAGE 'PRANK' OR SOMETHING ... REMEMBER HOW WE SAID THIS MIGHT BE A CRAZY SETUP?
Closeted Democrats Strike Again
Day of Resistance Fever: Catch It!
House Speaker Asks Former Pages to Say They're OK to an Answering Machine
Selected Photos of Mark Foley Found in Today's New York 'Times'
Darrell Issa Attacks George Allen
Daily Briefing: The Freedom To Be Creepy
Oh, So That's the Democrats' Plan
DEVELOPING LONG & HARD ... ONE FOLEY BOY WAS 18!
'They're Never Mean To Me At Fox News!'
Rumors On The Internets: What Lookin' For Some Lovin' Can Get You
Was There a Serenade Involved?
Cheney Understands ... Sometimes You Just Need To Strangle the Bitch
Pervert Democrat Fails to Distract, Does Amuse
Gossip Roundup: Boehner's Hardcore
Death To Democrats! Hail To the Whigs!
Foley to Accept Only if Offered Dinner, Movie
Barbara Bush: The Man On the Oatmeal Box
Condi Caught Lying About 9/11 Again
Foley Shit: Brian Ross Finally Removes Prop Phone From Ear, Breaks Actual News
Obscure Newspaper Slams Pulitzer Nominated Blog
Mark Foley's Cocktober Surprise: Give It Another Day or Two, They'll Find a Democrat to Blame
Your 2005-2006 GOP Starting Lineup
Daily Briefing: Republican Scandal, Still A1
Desperate Times, Desperate Measures
From the Argentine Firecracker To Maf54
Your "Dramatic Reading of the Mark Foley IMs" Post
Rumors on the Internets: Hand Me My Leather
Mark Foley Press Conference: As Usual, God Is to Blame
Metro Section: Before You Go, Can We Have a Good Kiss Goodnight?
Denny Hastert Has Let Us Down!
Frist To Terrorists: 'I Surrender!'
CBS' Terrifying Footage: FOLEY USES A COMPUTER
Gossip Roundup: All Foley, All the Time
New Dow Record! Prepare For Poverty
Mark Foley Does Literally During House Session What Rest of Congress Only Does Metaphorically
To Do: Cher or the Enlightenment
Katherine Harris on Mark Foley: We Hope This Dream Never Ends
Today in Mark Foley: Summer of Love
Daily Briefing: The Buck Stops at That Pervert Over There
Certain Someone at 'Time' Likes the Double Entendres
Rumors On The Internets: The Five Letter "F" Word
Didya Hear the One About How Pedophiles Are So Funny?
Metro Section: Choose to Choose, Choose to Go
Emergency Katherine Harris Update: BBQ, With Guns
Thanks For Covering Hastert's Ass, WaPo!
The Zeitgeist Checklist Checklist: Have You Caught the Musharraf Fever?
Naughty Emails, And Maybe Some Republican Anal Sex With a Child!
Scattered Pictures, Of the Smiles We Left Behind ...
Mark Foley -- the Story of the Story
Mark Foley on O'Reilly, May, 2006
Florida Voters Ask the Tough Questions
Daily Briefing: Whatcha Gonna Do When They Come For You
Week in Review: Strip Down and Relax
GOP Foley Cover-up Began Last Year!
GOP College Nerd Beaten By Own Friends!
Malkin's Plea: 'Write About Me Some More!'
More Mark Foley -- The Waiting Is the Hardest Part
Metro Section: No Mark Foley Edition
BREAKING ... JOHN MURTHA WAS PUSHY & ARROGANT IN 1980, TOO!
It's Official: America Is Retarded
Welcome to Typical Leftist Dickeater!
Foley Retiring, Plans to Devote More Time to MySpace
Wonkette Sponsors Will Rise Again
Wonkette's Moving To Kazakhstan!
Wonk'd: The One Thing a Man Can Do When He's Suffering a Spiritual and Existential Funk
Top White House Aides Swear They're on the List
Cartoon Violence Thinks It's Like This But Really It's Like This
Oh Confederates, Here's Your Man!
To Do: Goose, Goons or James Fallows
Washington 'Times' Racism, Pedophilia, Sexism Roundup
Vampire Slaveholders Denounce Macaca
Daily Briefing: The Union Forever!
Michelle, You Ignorant Slut ...
Rumors On The Internets: If You Think CIA Prisons Are Bad, Try Nebraska
'Times' Pedo Perv Poses Pre-Perp Walk
And You Can't Even Understand What They're All Yelling About!
Metro Section: Epithetically Speaking...
What About Feminists? Were They Feminists?
Uzbeks Infiltrate Kazakhstan Embassy!
Happy 5th Anthrax Anniversary!
To Do: Rich People Get Stuff Done
Max Blumenthal Responds to Critics
Eleanor Holmes Norton Helps Lessen Stigma Associated With Weird Photo Ops
Allen v. Webb: Virginia Really Not Coming Off That Great to Rest of Country Right Now
Daily Briefing: Taking a 'Stan
Metro Section: Death in Adamsmorgansterdam
BREAKING: Young Republican Attacked By Either Gays or Blacks
New York Times Keepin' Secrets For Condi
Homeland Security: 10 Days Without Pay For Talking To Congressman
Rumors On The Internets: Bush In Your Tush
New Home Sales UP ... Thanks, Cheney!
Fox News Personality Revealed As Fair, Balanced
Fear-mongering Rumor News Update!
Bankrupt Corporate-Welfare Crook Hand-Picked To Replace Bob Ney
Gossip Roundup: Something Very Special
A Twintacular GOP Convention!!!
Clinton's Fox Freakout Politically Motivated?!
Ask a Lobbyist: Managing Expectations
To Do: Or, Of Course, Jackass 2
Rumor Mongering: Jim Jeffords to Give Important Speech This Afternoon, If He Remembers
TONIGHT! Washington's Funniest Celebrity Contest!
Jean Schmidt Disappoints Us, Nation
George Allen Has Jumped the Macaca
Young Black Comic Artist Gets Bored Of Newspapers, Quietly Walks Away
Rumors On The Internets: The Ghost Of TeeVee Future
More Information About Hooking Up Is Available on the Internet
The Hat Guaranteed to Get Your Ass Kicked on November 8th
Wonkette Needs YOU To Spread Fear
There's Nothing There To Trust, Just Lust
Old Men Masturbating! Eskimo Transsexuals! Welcome to North Carolina ...
To Do: Helen Thomas Is Not Afraid of Tony Snow and She Will Kick His Ass
News From Iraq Is Getting Better!
Larry Sabato Has an Almost Transparent Knowledge of George Allen's Soul
Sex Slaves + Jack Abramoff = Post Writes Self
BREAKING ... GEORGE CLOONEY MIGHT NOT RUN FOR POLITICAL OFFICE
Wonkette Conference Crash: FRC's Washington Briefing
Senator Allen Doesn't Roll on Shabbos!
Rumors On The Internets: "I Got Closer to Killing Him Than Anybody"
Metro Section: Only Someone Wearing White After Labor Day Would Have Sex in Public
'We Never Really Existed Together'
Santorum vs. Guy Not On the Ballot
Gossip Roundup: Wolf Blitzer's Gonna Nail Your Ass
New CNN Politics Ticker Not a Ticker In Any Way, Shape Or Form
We Thought The Economist's Anne Geddes Cover Was a Bit Odd Too
Virginia Congressman: I WROTE A HIT PLAY
George Allen In Using Non-Hilarious Slur Shocker
Wonkette's Week in Review: L'Shana Tova, Macaca
Giving Iraqis the Middle Finger
Rumors On The Internets: Real Americans Love Exxon and You Should Too
Metro Section: Kill My Landlord
Wonkette Sponsors Are Not Ashamed of Their Heritage
'No, We Want the Nosebleed Seats'
Gossip Roundup: Ricky Chicken, Sally Salad Announce Separation
'But He Called Me Names First!'
Senate Solemnly Thanks God It's Friday
Cartoon Violence Has To Say "What The Hell?" Sometimes, Just Like You
Finally, Objective Proof That America Hates America
George Allen Doesn't Want to Belong to Any Senate That Would Accept Him as a Member
Daily Briefing: Kiss And Make Up
Kyra Phillips Tragically Survives F-14 Flight
Rumors On The Internets: Osama's Severed Head In A Cooler Oughtta Do
As If Half of Congress Hasn't Proven You Can Be Both
They're Insane and Need To Be Locked Up
Metro: Reverse Discrimination Edition
Bill O'Reilly's Terror Fantasies
Gossip Roundup: Blame It on Rio
Senate Race of the Day: Minnesota
Democrats Don't Care About Black People
Santorum Ad Reveals Horrible Truth: Casey's Campaign Paid For by Corrupt Zombies
A Brief History of Shocking Max Blumenthal Exposes, Circa 2006
Senator Allen To Ban Himself From Own Country Club
Daily Briefing: New Poll Finds Poll Results Ambiguous
Rumors On The Internets: The Word of The Day is "Cronyism"
Georgia Guv Campaign Ad Chopped, Screwed
Metro Section: Gay Children to Hang
So, Do We Hate the Washington 'Times' Yet, or What?
Bush's Choice: Murtha Or Mullahs
'Goth,' Maybe, But 'Devil' Is Pretty Harsh
Ask a Lobbyist: Ruining Our Country
JFK Doodles Reveal Mystery Wrapped In Riddle Inside Enigma
To Do: Great Place to Meet Women
John Kline Staffer Mistakes Campaign Rally For WWII-Era Warner Brothers Cartoon
Finally, Wonkette Takes on Benjamin Harrison
Montana Senator is Frugal Drinker
George Allen's Poor, Over-Worked Flacks Convince Him to Stop Denying the Jew Thing
Daily Briefing: Go With What Works
Military/Biz Coup Strands Corrupt Thai Leader In New York!
Can We Please Bring Our Damned Coffee On the Plane Again, Idiots?
Rumors On The Internets: Don't Take Syria in the Office Invasion Pool
U.S. Loses 7,000 Troops In Iraq
Two Drunks Find Sanctimony, Manly Love
Protecting the Homeland ... With His Dick!
Cardin Staffer Blog Scandal!!!!
That's No Moon ... That's a Space Station!
Brainiac Nerds Riot In Hungary ... Over Deficit!
To Do: Long Hairs, Cicero or a Shamed Politician Making Funnies
Jews Give Allen Back To Rednecks
ONDCP: Let's Get High and Have Fun
Boring Corruption News Made Fun With Salary Porn
Elaine Chao Update: You Should Really Hit the Books Harder
Daily Briefing: Canadian Intelligence
Rumors On The Internets: As If Working On The Hill Wasn't Humiliating Enough
Wonkette Exclusive: More Details on the Crazy Guy Who Drove Into the Capitol Earlier Today
Feds Clear Al Qaeda In Spinach Attacks
Actress Wants To 'Get Some Things Done In the Oval Office'
Pat Buchanan, Pink Floyd Singer Find Common Cause
D.C.-Adjacent Supervillain Lair For Sale By U.S. Government
Gossip Roundup: Saxby Chambliss in Identifying With Confederacy Shocker
Cats, Dogs Mull Domestic Partnership
The Light of Day Was on Them, They Could See the Thrashers Coming
Cardboard Bush Will Totally Save Hillbilly Teens From Being Aborted!
Another Week, Another Political Kid's Facebook Profile
Globetrotting Rat Pack Divorcee Dies At 82
Allen and Webb on 'Meet the Press': The Goofiest Clip We Could Find
Capitol Crash: An Hour of Terror, An Hour Ago
Embarrassing Kerry Photo Sure to End up in Sen. Kennedy's Facebook Gallery
Daily Briefing: These Boots Were Made For Talking
Joe Lieberman Doesn't Care About Handicapped People
Wonkette's Week in Review: Tucker Should've Just Stripped
Rumors On The Internets: Cry Me a Mystic River
Metro Section: At Least $1/Beer, People
DIVISIVE VIRGINIA SENATE RACE TO PIT MISOGYNIST BROTHER AGAINST RACIST BROTHER
Mindless Friday Afternoon Fun: Byron Dorgan on Puff Daddy
Douchebags to Drink in Field, 'Hill' is There
Wonk'd: Connecticut Avenue's 136 Minutes of Fame
To Do: The Daily Show for a Higher Tax Bracket
Gossip Roundup: Classless Little Fat Asses
Depends On the Meaning of 'Don't'
JIM WEBB CIRCA 1979 HATED WOMEN, PROBABLY DISCO
Republican Voters Angrily Note Irony
Cartoon Violence's Dirty Little Secret: It Doesn't Actually Care For Violence
Wonkette Sponsors Are Tossing That Salad
FDA Says It's Spinach, CNN Says the Hell With It
9/11 Ticket Agent Suicide: Can We Ever Trust Oprah Again?
Daily Briefing: Have You Seen Dignity?
Rumors on the Internets: Reconfirming What We Already Knew
DNC Karaoke: "Don't Stop Believin'" More or Less a Sure Thing
Metro Section: Kindergarten Gross Out Edition
Behold Miriam, the Falsely-Accused Skintern
Conrad 'First Class' Burns Puts Wife In Coach, Kids In Trunk, Taxi Drivers In Gitmo
Tom Tancredo Outrage: Southern Anti-Immigrant Group and/or Groups Held South Carolina BBQ!
To Do: The Microphone Smells Like a Beer
Sadly, Reagan's "Muhammed In a Rocket Sled" Cartoons Remain Uncollected
Gossip Roundup: Old People Crack Unfunny Jokes
And It Doesn't Even Begin to Measure Joe-Mentum
Wash 'Times' Also Concered About Fossil Fuel Waste by Muslims
Tucker Carlson's Winning Streak Finally Ends
Daily Briefing: How a Bill Becomes a Clusterfuck
Rumors on the Internets: It Was The Ribbons the Whole Time
Even More Embarrassing Than the Dreaded Andrew Johnson/Jackson Mix Up
Metro Section: Dirty Girty Rides Again
Clinton Lunches With Bloggers, Slides Down Social Ladder
In Which G. Gordon Liddy is Hung Upside Down and Forced to Perform For Your Amusement
What, No Orgies? No Occult Rituals?
Return of the Admirable Candor Department, With Sonny Perdue
BREAKING ... AIR AMERICA BANKRUPT!!!!
White House Now Plans To Lose Borat-Kazakhstan War
To Do: Spectacularly Dangerous Affair, Spectacularly Expensive Book
Fear Will Keep Them In Line ... Fear of This Death Ray
Ask a Lobbyist: Binging, Purging
ABC 9/11 Flick a Hysterical Document
Tucker Carlson on 'Dancing With the Stars,' Day One
Hardest Sell Yet For TimesSelect
Al-Qaeda's New Goal: Ruining Our Credit Score
Daily Briefing: That Little Boating State
Rumors on the Internets: Life Still Not Like the Movies
Crazed British Princess Wanted To Be American First Lady
Manly Deeds Vs. Washington Post
Moonie 'Times' Displeases Moon, King of Peace to Call for Pruden's Head
George Allen's Ethnic Rally, Day Two
Shameless Depravity Photographed
Rhode Island Primary Madness: Yes, It's Actually a State
First, They Shot Our Friendly Dogs For No Apparent Reason
Gossip Roundup: Mere Hours Until Tucker Dances
Deposed Iraq Leader Attacks "Flathead" Occupiers
Dennis Hastert Destroys the National Anthem
DC MARYLAND PRIMARY ELECTION MADNESS!
Katherine Harris: The Helmet Years
Patriotism Fails Local Football Team
Daily Briefing: What Will Be Called "Bushesque"
TERRORIST SHOT AT DUPONT CIRCLE
Conrad Burns Still Insane, Loves Lightbulbs
Rumors on the Internets: Like A Field Day For Crazies
A Bright Day For the Blogosphere
DC Visit Marks Official End of Tom Cruise's Career
Is It Too Soon To Laugh Again?
'Well, I Guess Gary Condit's Relieved'
Photo Op Reveals Lack of Respect
Wonkette PSA: No One Cares Where You Were on September 11
Gossip Roundup: Corruption? In New Jersey?
And the Award For 'Most Obnoxious Statement' Goes To ...
'I Thought He Had To Go To The Bathroom'
Drs. Dean, Rice Compare Workout Notes, Hand Grip Strength
9/11: See It Again, For the Very First Time
Daily Briefing: The Bell Tolls
Wonkette's Week in Review: They Are Not Long, The Days of Wine and Roses
Rumors On The Internets: Weed is From the Earth, God Put it Here For Everyone
Wonkette Party Crash: MSNBC/NJ At the Watergate
$760 Billion Deficit, $49 Trillion Debt
Reagan Administration Budget Director Reverse-Ages Gracefully
Wonk'd: A Supremely Bad Hair Day
LA Times Fails To Create Scandal
Wonkette Sponsors Are Totally Against Killing Horses
ABC News Makes Great Fertilizer!
Gossip Roundup: Blogging With the Stars
Cartoon Violence Has Some Qualms About Mocking Underpaid Web Drones, But Is Going To Do So Anyway
To Do: Cheat, Swap Parts and Shake your Head at Chris Tucker
George Allen to Attend "Ethnic Community Rally," Thoroughly and Repeatedly Wash Hands
Cong. Aide's Prison Outreach Program Fares Poorly
Daily Briefing: Whole Lotta Talking Going On
First, They Took Our Horse Meat ...
Katie Charms the Truth Out of Bush
Rumors On The Internets: Tastes Great, Fills Country With Cheap Labor
Metro Section: Rock Rock Rock Rock Rock & Roll Hotel
Agent Cooper Reassigned to Kabul Station
Wonkette Comments Are New, Improved
Press Release of the Day: US Education Secretary Pulls a Reverse Wilt Chamberlain
File Under: Won't Be Mentioned On 09/11/06
Lincoln Chafee to Get Stapler Right Between the Eyes
Karl Rove (Hearts) Cindy Sheehan
George Allen Reaches Across the Aisle, Takes Other Side's Wallet
Gossip Roundup: All Singing, All Dancing
White Southern Gals Realize Bush Is Blue-Bellied Yankee
Beer Boycott: The Hardest Decision Conservatives Ever Had to Make
Conrad Burns on Terror Taxis: The Video
Katherine Harris Cake Investigation, Day Two
Daily Briefing: Baby's Got a Secret
Lame Atlanta Panda Gives Birth To Non-Butterstick Panda Baby
Pointless Anti-Rummy Resolution Fizzles
Mutant Metrosexual Fish Plaguing Potomac
Rumors on the Internets: Rove Buys Lieberman A Website
At Least He'll Have Friends There ...
Anderson Cooper Comes In From the Cold
Metro Section: Fitted White Jacket Over a Black Sheath Dress
Kitty's Victory Speech: Gutsy, Fighty
Campaign Mailer Demonstrates Humorous Image, Caption Discrepancy
Ask a Lobbyist: Overdraft Protection
To Do: DMX Postponed, Naomi Watts' Vagina Still Happening
Gossip Roundup: Karl Rove Loves His Dead Gay Dad
Rove's Exorcists 'Cleansed' Hillary's Office
ABC Will Surely Heed His Orders!
Daily Briefing: Still Making WWII References
McCain Heroically Not Fired Upon
Study: Dems Slightly Less Gullible & Misinformed Than GOP Voters
Jake Tapper Gets Hitched, Is Declared Important By Arbiters of Class Privilege
Metro Section: Vote Or Die At the Hands of Scary Mexicans
Breaking: CBS News Staff Uses 'Too Much Hair Product'
Maverick Lives, Flies Dangerously
Terrorists Threaten to Educate, Feed Innocent Civilians
Voters Angry About 'Something'
Rumsfeld's Last Human Part Replaced
White House Fills Forgotten Vacancy
TNR Editor Busted For Blog Hijinx
ABC Learns Horrors of Blog Comments
George Allen's Family Portrait
'Post' In No Danger Of Running Out of Moms
Happy Florida Primary Election Day!
American History Still Pretty Much Based on Old Cereal Ads
Daily Briefing: The 19 Days Until The Rest of Your Life
Wonkette's Week In Review: Largely Macaca-Free!
Wonkette Sponsors Already Went Home
Dems Also Very Scared of Liquids
CARTOON VIOLENCE ... IN ... SPACE!
Always Look On the Bright Side of Life ...
Katherine Harris Plays Hardball
Study: Most Americans Gullible Idiots
To Do: Bone Bone Bone Bone.. Bone.. Bone.. Bone.. Bone.. Bone
Anti-Crazy Bias Rears Its Ugly Head
Month-Old Poll Results: Iraq's New Leader Programmed For Freedom, Love
Let's Go Back To Not Reading the LA Times
Kyra Phillips on Letterman Last Night
Pentagon to Spend A Gazillion Dollars on Iraq Equivalent of 'Slate'
Daily Briefing: Deja Vu All Over Again
Alaska Scandal: Wonkette Readers Report Raid!
Rumors on the Internets: That's Because Crabs Come From Maryland, Duh
Metro Section: What's a Fresh One?
Byrd Confirms (and Drops) Secret Pork Blockage
KITTY HARRIS ON HARDBALL! (Soon-ish)
We're Number 4! We're Number 4!
Wonkette Party Crash: Bo Derek at Cafe Milano
We're Number 3! We're Number 3!
'Eager To Move On From Katrina'
CNN Geeks Make Short-Lived Bush Joke
Conrad Burns: Racist and Insane
To Do: Choose or Lose: John McCutcheon's Hammered Dulcimer or Justin Timberlake's Sexy Back
Arrest of Pervert Not Done For Tucker Carlson
Daughter of Wealthy Businessman Enjoys Alcohol At College
Daily Briefing: The Ups and Downs of the Political Atmosphere, Actual Atmosphere
Complicated Web Thingy Proves Bush Is Bad
Metro Section: Meet You at The Palm for That Power Lunch
Rumors On The Internets: Fox News and a Bunch of Other Liars
Former Gawker Media Employee Finds Work
Frist Stripped of License To Operate On Gorillas & Murder Abducted Kittens
Tubemeister Guilty Only Cuz He Cares!
'I ... Am ... Enjoying ... My ... iPod'
Your New Favorite Congressional Candidate: Chris Owens
Ask a Lobbyist: Feelin' Feisty
Coburn: 'Tubeboy Porked My Bill!'
Bush Interview: What's He Pretending to Have Read?
Candidate Sorta Looks Like Cartoon!
George Allen: The Picture He Would Probably Regret If Anyone Paid Attention to 'The Nation'
Congressional Trustifarian Watch: Jeb Bradley
Ernesto Disappoints Drudge, Nation With Failure to Fuck Shit Up
Daily Briefing: Some Say This World of Trouble Is The Only One We Need
TSA Sez 'Don't Forget the Lube!'
This Is Your Brain Wanting To Get High
Local Man Blows Up Wilson Bridge
BREAKING: WE CAN'T STOP GIGGLING
Rumors On The Internets: Everyone But Security Council Members Flat Broke
Kyra's Pee-Break Trumps Bush Flub
Metro Section: Adams Morgan and the Hill Really Far Apart
The Phillips Phamily: Information Please
In Which Our Refusal to Take the Bus or Care About the Mayor Pays Off, Big Time
More Fun With Your Press Corps
Krazy Katherine Closing the Gap!
'Moral or Intellectual Confusion'
CNN Live Mic Blooper! Wacky Fun in New Orleans
CNN Pipeline Continues to Pay For Itself
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Still Doing Everything He Can to Keep Sy Hersh Busy
Daily Briefing: Katrina, Ernesto, and AIDS
Wonkette Poll: Pick the October Surprise!
James Baker III Removed From Cryogenic Suspension
Rumors on the Internets: Dating Scene In Tripoli Totally Awful
Americans Demand English-Only Rigged Elections
Heroic Cheney Shill Will Write Heroic Cheney Biography
'Post' Totally High When It Put Together Sunday Source
The American Dream: Torturing Senators
Homophobia In Rhode Island: Racism Is So Last Week
Ann Coulter Zoo-Horse Coverup!
South of the Border, Down Delaware Way ...
To Do: Tea, Violence and French Toast
Katherine Harris: Some of My Best Friends Are Hell-Bound
Chris Hitchens Successfully Demonstrates Some Measure of Control Over His Motor Skills
America Still Pretty Sure It Meant to Board the Straight Talk Local
Daily Briefing: Planes, 'Canes, and Shiny Gold Things
Wonkette's Week in Review: "Lounge at the Bar and Take a Bath in One of its Huge Martinis."
Crooked State Dept. Staffer Flown To Vegas ... With His Own Strippers!
'Escapes' is Impossible: Adam Nagourney's DC
Rumors On The Internets: Strokin' To The East, Strokin' To The West
Metro Section: AdNags Takes DC
Macaca Makes News, Guy In Monkey Suit Chasing Santorum Doesn't
Wonk'd: Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder
Harry & Hillary Loan Top Goons to Lamont Campaign
Wonkette Sponsors Do Whatever They Do in the Woods
GOP Congressional Candidate Says U.S. Government Guilty of 9/11 Attacks
Katherine Harris Still Waiting on All-Important Holy Ghost Endorsement
Focus On F**king With James Dobson
Kerry Finds '04 Debate Script, Sends To Newspaper
Cartoon Violence: Free Association Edition
White House Pool Report: Is the Pope Etc.
Most Awkward Campaign Video Ever?
Daily Briefing: Because "Plan A" Is Reckless Sexing
Osama Caught 137 Miles From White House!
Rumors On The Internets: Just Two Good Ol' Boys, Wouldn't Change If They Could
'If Paris Passed Gas, You'd Have Washington'
Breaking: Woman Forced to Live, Sleep With Osama bin Laden Not "Sex Slave"
Metro Section: The Boys of Summer
Jack Kemp, Phyllis Schlafly Reveal Selves to be Same Person
September 11 Fever ... Catch It!
To Do: Dave Chapelle, Brew at the Zoo Sold Out, Less Fun Activities Still Available
WEBB RACE SCANDAL: SOME WHITES ARE POOR, SENATE HOPEFUL CLAIMS
Help Catch the Secret Pig Crook!
GOP: Iran Not Sufficiently Scary
Guess What, Ladies? He's Jewish, Too!
We're Just Waiting For Slate's Comic Book Adaptation
Past Performance Is No Guarantee of Future Results
Rose Kennedy Schlossberg: Classier Drinker Than John Frist, Most of Own Family
Daily Briefing: Let The Healing Begin
Yet Another Reason To Seal the Mexican Border!
Rumors On The Internets: Republicans Bang Keyboards Together, Discover Internet
The Rebuilding Continues to be a Smashing PR Success
Metro Section: You're Not White, Want to Be Friends?
Commie Libs Finally Go Too Far
Careful, Tucker -- She Can Smell Desperation
Next Week's Lead Editorial: @$$-&#*%ing the Electorate With Pork
New Guest Editor Totally Hearts Politics!
Washington 'Times' Decries, Locates Local Houses of Ill-Repute
Richard Armitage Opens Diplomatic Ties With Xenu, Galactic Confederacy
Mike Huckabee Is Available for Your Next Weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, or Other C-Span-Filmed Event
Daily Briefing: Inspecting The Caviar Enrichment Facilities Instead
Conrad Burns Says Something Stupid: The Video
CONRAD BURNS SAYS SOMETHING STUPID, VAGUELY RACIST
Metro Section: All of DC "in a Funk."
Rumors On The Internets: The Unparalleled Horniness of the Middle East
Not With a Bang but a Failure to Update
BREAKING: TONY BLANKLEY NOT DESTROYING AMERICAN HERITAGE, NOMINATES WONKETTE FOR PULITZER
The Two Best Panels (Thus Far) from 9/11: The Comic Book
Department of Education Puts Money Where Mouth Is, Brain Isn't
To Do: Hey! Don't Be Mad, Don't Get Mean
Breaking: Pat Buchanan Wary of Brown People, 'Times' Reports
Katherine Harris Loses Staffer, Moon Still Orbits Earth
Those Dashing Old Moderates In Their Reasonable Reprobation Machines
Daily Briefing: "Martyrdom Videos" Now $5, or 3 for $10
Rumors On The Internets: Everybody's Fightin' For The Promised Land
On the Dangers of Naming Bills After Oneself
Yet Another In an Occasional Series of Depressing Reminders
Fun With Contextual Adertising: Keep Looking, Albert
ABC Reports: Fifth, Possibly Sixth Seal Opened
The Man Who Doesn't Want to Be President of Your Lousy Union Anyway
To Do: Or Organize Your POM Tea Glasses
Presenting: Slate's Stupidest Idea Since "The Zeitgeist Checklist"
Bush: Two More Exciting Years of Grueling Victory in Iraq!
Schizophrenic Busker Explains "Macaca"
Daily Briefing: Don't Just Do Something, Sit There
Wonkette's Week in Review: We Love The Smell Of Ignorant Bigotry In The Morning
Remainders: Why New Vegan Lunch Options on K St. Are a Bad Sign
Rumors On The Internets: It's After 5, Go Home
Sarasota: Still America's Craziest District
Metro Section: If This Executive Washroom Is A Rockin' Don't Come A Knockin'
DRINKING ON THE JOB: A WONKETTE VIDEO INVESTIGATION
Ask A Candidate For Maryland's Statehouse
'Post' Politics Headlines, Translated
Wonkette Sponsors Do Not Endorse Making Fun of Porn-Loving Marines
Welcome to America, Potential Voters
Isn't That Joe Pantoliano As "Bomb Victim #3"?
Katherine Harris: Hit It and Quit
Yeah, We've Been Wondering That Too
DSCC Demonstrates Passing Familiarity With Pop Culture, Intimate Relationship With Pandering
Blogging Won't Save Your Presidential Ambitions
We're Whalers On The Moon, We Carry A Harpoon
Wal-Mart Image-Builder Celebrates Racism Week
Gossip Roundup: Condi's Night Out
Daily Briefing: All Tapped Out
Remainders: Real Men Have Filthy Mouths
Metro Section: It's Easy To Get Laid If You Have A Job
2000 Bored Office Workers Can't Be Wrong
Gonna Ride That Harley Out To Where The Streets Have No Name
Rumors On The Internets: Touch Me Touchingly
Journalists Under Fire, Day 2: White House Press Corps Living Like Animals
Racism Week At Wonkette Rolls On
Along With George Allen's Presidential Ambitions, Taste and Humor Are Also Causalties of Macacagate
Senior Military Officials Suggest Next Iraqi Ruler Be Chosen Via Farcical Aquatic Ceremony
BREAKING: Judge Halts NSA Wiretapping -- NSA Denies Existence of Program, Judge, Self
Racism Week Continues at Wonkette
Katherine Harris: We Won't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
And All Irishmen Are Bulbous, Red-Nosed Blowhards
Duke Cunningham's Wife Begins Process of Optioning Story to Martin Scorsese
Gossip Roundup: Yep, It's Mid-August, All Right
Remainders: Barack Obama Thinks Your Suit Is Dogshit
Metro Section: Pathetic Attempts At Online Marketing Makes Bloggers Angry
Professional Courtesy? Never Heard Of It.
Rumors On The Internets: The writer is secretary of state.
You Win This Round Too, Colmes
Poll: George Allen, We Dub Thee...?
Ask Grand Ayatollah Ali Al-Sistani
And The Rams Kind Of Suck, Too
Brit Hume Stalking SelfOr, Missed Connection To My Heart
Thanks For The Suggestion, Asshole
It's The First Time She's Been On Target In Years
I Bet La Coulter Shaves Her Pits
News Placement, Washington 'Post' Style!
Burns Exhibits Awareness of Self, Giant Cowboy Hat
Congressman Delivers Own Little Rock 'n' Roll StormtrooperFirst Words: "Mama Weer All Crazee Now"
Professional Athlete Commits Crime
Internet Bored Nerd Rapid-Response Team Swings Into Action
Daily Briefing: Hearts And Minds
Remainders: An American Milestone Worth Getting Drunk Over
Your Monthly Reminder That John McCain is a Tool
Metro Section: "The Best Fucking Place To Buy Doritos!"
And You, Good Sir, Are A Homodumbass
A Poll Has Closed, But A Lifetime's Worth Of Comedy Magic Has Begun!
Tucker Carlson to Dance With Stars, Wonkette to Claw Own Eyes Out
Rumors On The Internets: What Schelling On Hegel Really Means
Don't Ask, Don't Tell, DON'T Blog It On MySpace
The Katherine Harris Campaign, Summed Up
Restaurant Week At Wonkette: Sully Gets Surly
We Only Pray He Doesn't Get to the Bit About Divine Right of Kings
We're Taking This Show On The Road
MACACA INCIDENT OVER, WE WERE FOOLS TO DOUBT YOU, GEORGE ALLEN
Your New White House Press Secretary: Henny Youngman
Iran Gradually Joining "Axis of Minor Annoyances"
Katherine Harris Watch: Letter to the Editors
Smoking Pole Bad, Smoking Pot Good. Got It!
President Willing to Delude Himself About Other People's Wars Too
Gossip Roundup: Livin' With No Chairs
Daily Briefing: Dude, You're Getting A Safety Hazard
Remainders: Homeland Security Secretary Henry Rollins
Metro Section: Looking Good Never Looked So Bad
George Allen: What Do You Think?
BREAKING NEWS: Hakuna Macaca, Or, George Allen Puts Foot In Mouth And Sucks, Hard
Rumors On The Internets: I Want to Believe, John
Hadassah Lieberman: Helpmate, Advisor, Stereotype
Local News Metaphor of the Day
The Zeitgeist Checklist Checklist: Dana May Be Gone, but the Zeitgeist Won't Check Itself
Nothing Like Sodomy To Nurse An Ailing Dictator Back To Health
Let Them Eat Braised Veal Shank With Red Port Wine Reduction
Transportation Security Breakthrough: Ten Guilty Persons to Escape, Four Innocents to Suffer
Landing Footage Lost, Moon No Longer Exists
To Do: Eat Lightnin', Crap Thunder
Pretend Violence Aficionado to Kill Real People
Fidel Castro Bought 'Em Off the Ave With the Tags Still In 'Em
Gossip Roundup: If It Isn't My Old Pal [Vulgarity Deleted]
Daily Briefing: Peace In Our Time?
The Jerk Who Ruined Wonkette (Me!)
Iran President Threatens to Remove US From Blogroll
You'll Get No More Zippers From This Mule
TERROR IN THE HEARTLAND: MIDDLE EASTERN MEN FOUND WITH OVER 4,000 MINUTES
Rumors On The Internets: Aimed Pressure To Achieve End-State Over Time
BREAKING: SOMETHING VAGUE AND THREATENING
Metro Section: 'I Am Trying To Find A Place To Live, And It Is Killing Me Slowly'
BREAKING: LAMONT DAUGHTER SECRETLY REGISTERED INDEPENDENT, REQUIRED BY LAW TO JOIN JOEMENTUM EXPRESS
Wonkette Sponsors May or May Not Be Suing the State of Georgia
Katherine Harris: Not the Best Boss, Debater
Wonk'd: Two Amys, Three Matthewses
Cartoon Violence Is Just Going To Walk, Thanks
We Read Lloyd Grove's Lowdown So You Don't Have To
To Do: Silent Films, Magic Dragons and Tender Breasts
Cindy Sheehan Sex Scandal: Words We Immediately Regret WritingOr, BREAKING: BLOGGER SCORES
BREAKING: MCKINNEY CAMPAIGN TO CONTINUE TO ENTERTAIN WONKETTE READERS FOR INDEFINITE FUTURE
Daily Briefing: "It Is Safe to Travel"
Rumors On The Internets: Shoo Fly
Hotline TV: The Vacuity of Cable, the Editing Standards of Blogs
Metro Section: It's Not Terrorism If You Win A Contest
Remainders: The Emo Vote Is Important Too
Yeah, Right, David Brooks is Cynical
Ohio Looks At Texas Election Chaos, Says 'Mmm Mmm, I Want Me Some Of That'
Lieberman: Terrorists, Ned Lamont Worse Than Nazis
Crass Covert Cads Calumniate Congressional Cutie!
Wonkette's Blanket Terror Threat Coverage Continues
To Do: Who is the Ticketmaster?
BREAKING: PRESIDENT DELIVERS STATEMENT FROM GREEN BAY, FOR SOME REASON
His Sharia Analysis Was Based On Repeated Viewings Of Suddenly Last Summer
RED ALERT: Terror Plot May Have Resembled Sundays at Meridan Park
The Morning After The Morning After, Part 2: Yarmulke Party In DeKalb County
Daily Briefing: An Unimaginable Scale
The Morning After The Morning After, Part 1: Joe Gets Self-Actualized
Your Tax Dollars At Hilarious Work
Rumors On The Internets: Trivia
Metro Section: Nothing Sexier Than Organic Free-Range Whatever
Remainders: Bubba's Four-Lid Blepharoplasty
Like We'll Believe the Results Anyway
Reason #418 Jobs Are For Suckers
Katherine Harris Probably Sold Your Email Address
Lieberman Campaign Leaps Into Action, Re-Hosts Website on Angelfire
To Do: You're the Meaning in My Life
Wonkette Exclusive Video: Cynthia McKinney Sings! (And Fights)
Republicans Can Eat Their Own Without Your Fancy "Internet," Thank You Very Much
BREAKING: YOUR WINGMAN-RELATED QUESTIONS ANSWERED LIVE ON THE AIR
America To Elected Officials: We Love Crazy Eyes, But We're Ambivalent About Actual Crazy
Daily Briefing: Connecticut Hangover
Lieberman/Lamont: Let's Do This
BREAKING: LAST POST PARTIALLY INOPERATIVE, LIEBERMAN CAMPAIGN DUMBER THAN PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT
Lieberman Campaign's Website Woes Own Damn Fault
BREAKING: WE FORGOT TO PAY ATTENTION TO MCKINNEY
Rumors On The Internets: Babes
Connecticut Senate Primary Scandal: Lieberman Baby-Eating Photo Gallery Unavailable to Voting Public
BREAKING: VOTER FRAUD IN CONNECTICUT SENATE RACE
To Do: Sleeptite Pajama Factory
Tom DeLay Endorses Further Craziness
Army Amusement Park: Like Six Flags, but With Grenada-Themed Log Flume
Katherine Harris Staffer Accuses Challenger of Insufficient Whiteness, Pride In Brownness
Daily Briefing: It's So Cold In Alaska
Two Down-to-the-Wire Races Fight to the Wire For Our Fleeting Interest (To the Wire)
Rumors On The Internets: "Conference Table" is a Euphemism For What?
More Turnover At the Harris Campaign
Metro section: 'what's the big deal. you're in their way, and god forbid they just say "excuse me".'
Remainders: Sexy Correlation Does Not Equal Sexy Causation
Cartoonists Get Theirs In The End
John Roberts The Man: Loves His Kids, Hates Bees
Today's Most Terrifying Headline
Taking Quotes Out Of Context For Fun and Profit
Gossip Roundup: Mustache Rides
Congressional Guessing Game: Who Likes Sexy Ladies?
DC Housing Bubble: Finally Interesting!
Crazy Loser Commits Stupid Crimes To Defend Lame Elected Position, Goes To Jail
'Time' Flack Inadvertently Calls Bullshit
Future Senator Katherine Harris, With Possum
Joementum Update: He Actually May Be Contemplating Giving In To The Haters
Daily Briefing: Han Shot First
Cartoon-Mocking Blogger To Mock Cartoonish Politics In Questionable Scheme
Remainders: If You Heard It On The Internet, Then It Has To Be True
Metro Section: Virginia Is For Bitches
Overheard Guessing Game: Second Comes After First!
Rumors On The Internets: Take the Blue Pill and Stay in the Matrix
Fort Bend County Judge to be Capped
To Do: Just What This Town Needs, More Famous Quips
Wonk'd: Please Vacation The Premises
Cartoon Violence Wagers 400 Quatloos On The Newcomer
Wonkette Sponsors Help Us Continue This "Whoring" Theme
Gawker Shop Summer Sale -- A Lesson in Whoredom
Katherine Harris Gossip, and a Poll
Death, Taxes, and Crappy Photoshop Jobs
Vietnam Memorial Addition to Put the "Fun" Back in "Fundamental Failure of the American Experiment"
Remainders: The Cabal of Interns That Runs The World
Metro Section: Trust Us On The Sunscreen
Rumors On The Internets: "I Don't Know Anything About the Blogs, I'm Not Responsible for Those"
Tom DeLay To Remain on Ballot, Texas to Remain Nuts
Your Washington Press Corps, Ladies and Gentlemen
Gossip Roundup: Let's Play Horse
To Do: "Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon"
BREAKING: DEADLY TERRORIST BIRD WREAKS HAVOC IN NATION'S CAPITOL
What Will We Do With Crate of Novelty "Freedom Ticklers"?
Defense Secretary's Senate Testimony Equal Parts Smug, Delusional
Senator Boxer Asks the Tough Questions
Daily Briefing: It's Not the Heat, It's the Low-Intensity Civil War
Remainders: Welcome To Miami Where The Ass Kissing Is On
And We Still Can't Get Decent Indian Without Leaving the Apartment
Rumors On The Internets: Catch That Beautiful Butterfly
College Repubs Find Way to Screw Nationally-Known Democratic Pol
Metro Section: HarDCore No More
Katherine Harris Doesn't Tell Staff She's Under Investigation, Assumes They Figured It Out On Own
To Do: Of Course Maryland is Responsible for AIDS
Someone Makes It Out With Presumably a Shred of Sanity Left
'Express' Accidentally Prints Unedited Richard Cohen Column
Gossip Roundup: Everyone Has a Pin
Nuking Connecticut: Where's the Down Side?
Word "Gun" Used Metaphorically, Creepily
Another in an Occasional Series of Depressing Reminders
Daily Briefing: The Plans We Made
Remainders: Buy the Ones You Can and Kill The Rest
A Convenient Path to Early Retirement!
Metro Section: We Put Cheese On Anything You Please
Rumors On The Internets: Your Dad's Not Drunk, He's Fulfilled
Stalking Little Big Russ: The Long-Awaited Results
Scooter Libby Forgets to Remember to Forget
CUBA LED BY BEARDLESS MAN, REGIME CRUMBLES
Wonkette Exclusive Investigation: Katherine Harris' Not-Quite-Legal Use of a County Repub HQ
Least Surprising Headline Ever
Remainders: It Just Kinda Sucks
Metro Section: What Does Transitional Mean To You?
The Zeitgeist Checklist Checklist: What Washington Read In Last Week's Newsweek
Rumors On The Internets: Don't Punish A Fornicating Woman
Katherine Harris Watch: Her Baby Just Sent Her a Letter
To Do: "A movie guaranteed to put hair on your chest!"
Cartoon Violence is CRAZY for CONDI!
Gossip Roundup: Another Harris Spokesperson Meets the Press
Patrick Leahy Takes Picture, Fails to Accomplish Anything Else Before Summer Recess
Last Week in Statements of Poor Taste by Public Figures
Letter From Your Editor: A Week Without You, Thought I'd Forget
Wonkette's Week in Review: Nathaniel Hawthorne and the Case of The Poor Metaphor
Your Long National Nightmare Is Over
Remainders: Confirming The Existence of "Bad Naked"
Poll Results: Everybody Loses!
Metro Section: The Incessant and Unavoidable Fondling of Your Aura
Howard Dean: Modern Machiavelli
Rumors On The Internets: Meeting Our Beinart Quota
Wonk'd: Definitely Not A Dry Heat
All I See Is A Plain Vanilla Man!
God Help Them If They Watch Bravo
To Do: Of Montreal, Improv, Free Grey Goose
A Harris-Shaped Hole in our Hearts
Wave the Wonkette Banner High!
Gossip Roundup: I Love It When You Call Me Big Papa
And We'll Take That Congressional ID Pin, Too
Daily Briefing: Certain Protections
Original Wonkette: Special Jealousy Edition
Remainders: Pour Out Some Of That 40oz For Rabelais's Merry Epic
Metro Section: Fight For Old DC
Rumors On The Internets: A Somber Piece
You'll Believe a Libertarian Can Drink
Poll: Who's Running the Worst Campaign in America?
The Coulter Doth Protest Too Much?
Vote For Me Or You're Going Through The Plate Glass Window
I'm a Republican, I Just Don't Play One on TV
Wonkette Drives Katherine Harris to the Bottle
To Do: Let Us Gently Guide Your Hand
You Can Only Spread Santorum So Far
Gossip Roundup: I Want To Eat Pizza Off Your Naked Body
Poll Results: Wonkette Readers Love "West Wing" Like Sorkin Loves Crack
Daily Briefing: We Want A Butterfly
Remainders: When Your Ass Can Cash All The Checks Your Mouth Writes
Metro Section: When You Wasn't Famous
You Wanted the Harris, You Got the Harris
Rumors On The Internets: And I'm Too Sexy For This Song
Poll: The Perfect Way to Commemorate the Fake Clinton Presidency
Gossip Roundup: The Higher Self and Other Inspirational Topics
Daily Briefing: More Troops to Baghdad
And Patton Oswalt for Secretary of State
I'm So High Right Now, I Don't Even Know Who I'm Prosecuting
Poll Results: Steele Yourself!
Coulter Comes Out Against Gay Clinton Marriage
Remainders: Pretty Good For A Girl
When There's No More Room in Minneapolis, the Dead Will Walk DC
Metro Section: Even if You Win, You Lose
Rumors On The Internets: Dame Enda
Totally Excellent Use of Funds
Crack... and to the Left. Crack... and to the Left.
Chao Down Before the One You Serve
Gossip Roundup: You Are Too Old and Not Popular Enough
I Don't Like The Druggies But The Druggies Like Me
Poll Results: Mr. Spader Goes to Washington
To-Do: The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock
Clean Freezer, Clean Government
Poll: Milbank Mystery Chiller Theater
Daddy, What Do You Think of Lawrence v. Texas?
Daily Briefing: Transformers More Than Meets The Eye
Remainders: In The Future Everyone Will Be Famous For The Length of Their YouTube Clip
Rumors On The Internets: Test Your Might!
Metro Section: Master and Proprietor of Nature
Sorry, No Rape Jokes On My First Day
The Way, the Truth, the Spitzer
Smoke 'Em If You Got Incumbency
Wonk'd: Albright on the Rovian Front
Laughing All the Way to the Bank Freezer
To Do: Christians, He'Brews and The Original Makeover Movie
Not to Politicize this Conflict or Anything, but this Conflict Totally Validates My Politics
Gossip Roundup: Jesus Turned Out Pretty Well
Poll: There Is a Cancer on the Presidency, And I Am the Chemo
Did I Say "I Don't Trust His Morals?" No, I Meant "I Trust Him Like a Moyel!"
Last Night a Butler Saved My Life
Daily Briefing: "Signing Statements Should Not Be a Substitute for a Presidential Veto."
Two Volleyballs in Every Garage!
Another Libertarian? Oh, Come On.
And So I Face the Final Curtain...
One of Those Laser Cannons Will End Up on the Streets of the Bronx by Monday, Mark Our Words
Rumors On The Internets: Anti-Miscegenation Laws Made Me Gay
Save the Orphaned Kittens of Beirut! And the Movie Stars of France!
Condiplomacy Watch: Casual Friday
Volunteers Wanted For Cheney and Hillary
Wonkette Sponsors Thank You For the Sweater
Cartoon Violence Would Like To Think That It's Classier Than This
Hillary: The Mind-Meld is Begun!
Bush: I'd Like to Give the World a Diet Coke...
Standing Athwart history, Yelling "Fag"
To Do: This Weekend Is Going To Rule
"Disgusting" DCCC Video: Dems Favor Windfarms, Asian Babies, Third Term for Bill Clinton
One of Ann Coulter's Greatest Nights Ever; Like an Islamofascist Meeting Mohammed
Gossip Roundup: "Baby" Dandy Canned
Tomahawk Missile Falls Off Truck in Bronx, DHS Dispatches National Guard to Protect Indiana
Go Ahead and Pray; I'll Still Carry a Gun
Why Bush Only Gave the Second Most/Least Believable Speech at the NAACP Convention
Bush Heckled, Transcript Inadvertently Funny
Mike DeWine Embarrasses the Unembarrassable
Daily Briefing: HHS Sec Busted
Is There a Safe and Effective Drug We Can Take To Make This Go Away?
Remainders: Washington Think Tanks Join Forces To Form "The Obvious Conclusion League of America"
Alan Keyes Is Losing Cents or, Minutemen Watch Border, Not Own Wallet
Metro Section: A Haircut Is Not a Categorical Imperative
"Joementum" Slacker Than Lieberman's Neck Twaddle; Lamont Landslide Likely?
Washington Papers Take Early Lead in Shitting Habits of Rich People Coverage
Rumors on The Internets: Minorities are Easy to Manipulate
Chris Matthews Hates Conventional Wisdom, Loves Cliches
Cal Thomas, Cat, on New Stone 9/11 Flick: Oliver--Meet Oscar!
Blogs Are Like Assholes. Everybody's Got One. And They All Stink.
The (Scientifically) Happiest Place on Earth
Snowflake Baby Says What We're All Thinking
Why Are Pro Golfers Republicans?
Gossip Roundup: Dog Booties for Industry
'Post' Evacuation Hotline Hotter Than Intended
Joe Lieberman to Accept Endorsement From Noted Moral Degenerate
Michelle Malkin Skipping Rope, Trampolining, Dancing, Declaiming Tree Huggers, & More
Daily Briefing: "There Have Been Mistakes Made"
Remainders: Tits and Shits Pay the Bills at the FCC
Giant Shark Plans Doctor Shopping Excursion With Conservative Talk Radio Pundits
Metro Section: District of Craig
Rumors On The Internets: They Call Them Snowflake Babies 'Cause They Got the Snow, Baby
Wonkette Roundtable Discussion Crash: Nick Gillespie vs. Jonah Goldberg
Unrequested Campaign Advice of the Day
To -Do: Our Impending Homelessness
Bush Wields Veto Pen, Snowflake Babies
When You Care Enough to Send the Very Best Message to the Middle East
Katy to be Tried, Halfway Crucified
No More Child Brides in Colorado! Plus, a Celebrity Plea for Cousin Marriages
Gossip Roundup: Dear Penthouse...
Whatever Happened to the DHS's Color-Coded Terror System?
Maybe He Mistook It for a Baby Seal? Or an Embryonic Stem Cell?
Morality in Media to President: Stop the Worldwide Spread of Bush!
Great Moments in War Reportage
Professor Yakov Smirnoff, Still Crying on the Inside
Georgia Voters Let Down Nation, Selves
Love Was All Around Mary Tyler Moore at Yesterday's Stem Cell Vote
Daily Briefing: Probe Thwarted
Remainders: To The Igloo From Whence He Came
Tomorrow: Katherine Harris' Mother Disowns Her, Dog Kills Self
Metro Section: Get Rich or Get Fired For Not Tryin'
Mexican President Sneaks Across Border, Vetoes Stem Cell Bill for Sub-Minimum Wages
Bloggers Seek to Mock Bigger, Richer Loser in Person
Great Moments in Senate Rhetoric, Number 6,543
John Kerry Disappoints Yet Again
"And that ballot is going to say 'escort/exotic dancer'"
Mimi Miyagi in Political Limbo
Katherine Harris Now Officially Kicked When Down by Two Branches of Government
Manly, Yes--But Republicans Like It Too
Poppycock and Shit, Or, a Short History of Cussing in the Wash Post
Is Hillary Running a Political Whorehouse?
Washington 'Post' Gives a Shit, Withholds Asshole
Breakfast Brouhaha at G-8 Summit! Pics & Video!
Bringing World War 3 Back Home
Things to Do in DC When You're Dead (or Just Really Hard Up for a Free Drink)
Most Subtle Subcommittee Hearing Title Ever
Metro Section: Oh Great Klaatu! You Have Come To Save Us!
Let Your Next Roofie Come From a Leader of Tomorrow
Goldberg vs. Coulter vs. The Rest of Us
Gingrich Says World War III Has Begun!
Remember When Crack Was the Crack Cocaine of Cocaine?
Another Week, Another Massive Technical Meltdown
Poll Results: Katherine Harris Is Like a Velvet Glove Cast in Iron
My Name is Nick and I'm Like a Chocoholic for News...
Sen. Bunghole Meets Sen. Pothole
The Bush Twins: Keeping to Bottles or Uncommon With Movie Ability?
You May Already Be a Weiner (Get Out the Vote Edition)
Kay Graham's All-White Salons: Too Hot for Outlook
What's the Big Idea with Flashing Donnie Deutsch?
Video: President Swears Into Live Mic, BBC Giggles
Bush to Syria to Hezbollah: "Stop Doing This Shit."
Liddy Dole & the Lament of the Lumbee Nation
Daily Briefing: Utmost Restraint
Wonkette's Week in Review: You've Got To Make A Living With What You Bring Yourself To Sell
Metro Section: Metro Now A Hot Spot, Still A Hottie Spot
Entire Branch of US Government More or Less Staffed by That Annoying Guy In Your Office
Wonk'd: Bill Bennett Can Eat You Under The Table
Jeez, Now We Feel All Creepy Again
Wonkette Sponsors Will Never Tire of Ted Stevens Jokes
Cartoon Violence Sees London, Cartoon Violence Sees France
Wonkette Poll: Whatever Happened to Representative Harris?
DoJ Very Concerned About Satisfying Claimants
Daily Briefing: Discovery Process
The Ted Stevens Remix Video: It's Not a Truck
Remainders: Past The Velvet Tube
What the Hell's Going On Over There?
Metro Section: Chili Goes on Everything
BREAKING: DENNIS HASTERT'S SKIN
Joe Wilson, Valerie Plame Sue Entire Administration, Jessica Cutler
President Visits Germany, Creeps World Out With Boar on Spit
Arlen Specter Successfully Pretends He Accomplished Something
Steve King Has a Lot of Free Time
We Are Starting to Feel Kinda Bad About All This
Ted Stevens, Internet Expert, Goes National
Candice Miller: Everything That's Right With Democracy
Harris Campaign Director Always Wanted a Pool
Remainders: Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow
Wave Your Freak Flag High, Mr. Goodlatte
Metro Section: With You, I'm Nothing But A Number
Today in Katherine Harris: Everyone Quit, Again. Probably.
Gossip Roundup: Your Mother Doesn't Work Here
Decoding the Note: The Internet Industry is Not a Truck
Streets of Washington Safe, Thanks to Us
Don't Worry, Washingtonians -- You're Safe As Long As You Stay Far Away From the "Middle West"
Daily Briefing: Path to the Security Council
Remainders: Lynch the Landlord
Metro Section: Can You Dig It?
BREAKING: FOX TALKING HEAD TO TALK ON FOX
Rumors on the Internets: Mickey Kaus Naked
Congress Continues to Protect You Against Imagined-but-Creepy-Sounding Threats
Gossip Roundup: Cuckoo For Zidovudine
In Preparation for '08 Run, George Allen Switches from Spitting to Swallowing
Marked Man Subject of Goofy 'Times' Hed, Photo
Actually, Can We Send All the Neo-Nazis to Iraq?
An Open Letter to the Judge Who Quoted Us in Court
Daily Briefing: All Hands on Deck
Remainders: The Clothes Make The Lieber-Man
Metro Section: Ladies Love Liquor
Texas '06 Elections Update: You Guys Are Just Nuts, OK?
Rumors on the Internets: Pale Fire
The Zeitgeist Checklist Checklist: Did You Hear About Ken Lay Yet?
Insert Bush Bounce/"404 Not Found" Joke Here
Funny Internet Videos: Democracy Will Never Recover
Biden Skips Lieberman Appearance, Both Sides Visibly Relieved
Gossip Roundup: World in Flames
Existence of Secret Intelligence Program, Solar Eclipse Surprise Head of Intelligence Committee
If We Did Not Have a Katherine Harris It Would Be Necessary to Invent Her
Wonkette's Week in Review: Our Heart Just Isn't In It Anymore
Remainders: If It's Yellow, Let It Mellow
Rumors On The Internets: Two Sexy Tigers
Katherine Harris to Undergo Surgery, Wonkette to Feel Kinda Guilty
Extreme Makeover: Jerry Lewis Edition
Utah Bravely Prepares for Hurricane Condi
To Do: Enjoy A Safe, Nonsexual Environment
Onward Christian Pirates of the Caribbean
Oh Yes You Are, Mr. Lieberman! Yes You Are!
Wonk'd: No Summer's High, No Warm July
Wonkette Sponsors Always Get a "Hello" From Tim Russert
How Should Tobacco Companies Celebrate Florida Victory?
Katherine Harris Makes Up Something Crazy, Again
Cartoon Violence Watches O'er The Ramparts
Jean Schmidt's Evil Twin Wants to Give You $500
Katherine Harris Launches "Hugs for Votes" Campaign
Larry King Interviews the Bushes, Nation Can't Really Figure Out Why
Bill Clinton Makes Colin Powell Sick, Duh
Sodomy Squadron Joined by the Tolerance Police
Russian President Guilty of Sharing Too Much
Gossip Roundup: Newt's Hillary-ous Pitch
Korea Has the Best-Dressed Protestors with the Prettiest Signs
Remainders: Anything Fermented Will Do
Metro Section: Installing A Stripper Pole To Hold Up The Ceiling
Judge: Tom DeLay Not Virginia Resident, State Still Stuck With George Allen
Rumors on The Internets: Many Puns Rely on Homophones for Their Humor
The Putin Kiss: Caught on Tape
Least Fun Federal Government Website For Kids Yet
Vladimir Putin Just Wants Some Kitten-Boy Love, OK?
Cheap Gag, Impossible to Resist
Cheney Totally Doesn't Get Condi 'n' Chertoff's Inside Jokes
Coulter to Post: Who Cares? I Make More Money than Any of You
Potty-Mouth John McCain Wants to Inspect Your Underwear
Bush's Bitchin' Birthday Bash: The Pointless Profile
State Department Deploys Bo Derek
Condi Shares Her Sphere of Influence
Some of Joe Biden's Favorite Donut Vendors are Indian
Update: NY Court Snubs Hairdressers
A Very Merry Untelligence Report
Business Section Decadent, Depraved
Gossip Roundup: DC Crawling with B-Listers
Daily Briefing: Curiosity Hack
Remainders: The Jingle Jangle Mornin'
Breathe a Sigh of Relief for Not-Gay Superman
UPS Promises Fake Coulter Investigation
Metro Section: Symphony in .38 Caliber
Gay Marriage Passes in New York Tomorrow. Or Not
Rumors on the Internets: Barack Atah Adonai
Oh Kenny Boy, the Pipes, the Pipes Are Calling...Or, Bush Declares It Best Birthday Ever
What if Ted Stevens Worked for Best Buy?
Jeff Skilling to be Visited Tonight by Three Ghosts
Ask a Hill Staffer: Once Again, Help Wanted
WatergateGate: Now with Ass-Fucking!
Breaking: 17% of Newspaper Columnists Clearly Virgins
Uh-Oh, Here Comes the Sodomy Squadron
Ken Lay Dead, Energy Industry Officially Not Corrupt Anymore
Washington Times Hot 'n' Bothered over Interns, Flip-flops
Senate Majority Leader Shirks Duty, Two Gorillas Die
Gossip Roundup: Working the NASCAR Vote
Guest Blogger Seeks Hairdo Tips
Daily Briefing: Enforcement-First
Remainders: The Internet Looks More Like a Golden Calf Every Day
The Zeitgeist Checklist Checklist: Hopefully Not the First In a Series
Metro Section: Brought To You By Vandelay Industries
Happy Birthday to the USA: Home of the World's Funniest Press Conference Props
Joe Lieberman's Giant, Frowny Paper-Mache Head Announces Intention to Run as Independent (Maybe)
FBI to Investigate Retouching of Pictures in Consumating Profiles
Gossip Roundup: Campari and Biscotti
President Turns 60, Baby Boomers Still Writing About Baby Boomers
Celebrate One Guaranteed First Amendment Right by Cursing Another!
Ted Stevens Still Amazed, Terrified by Intercontinental Telegraphy
Plus, We Hear He Has a Black Baby
Daily Briefing: Johnny Mac, Bigshot
Wonkette's Week in Review: Not Made of Sugar
Rumors on the Internets: Kill Bill
Team Wonkette Field Trip: Congressional Beisbol
The Illustrated Bush/Koizumi Graceland Tour
Metro Section: Beam Us To The Beach
Letter From the Editors: Don't Cry For Me, Anacostia
The Elvis Gaggle -- 36 Grams of Fun
John Kerry Plots Hitchcockian National Landmark-Murder
Reading About Katherine Harris Is Good for You
Wonkette Sponsors Didn't Know They Were Being Recorded
Cartoon Violence Wants to Know Why You're Always Bringing It Down, Man
Wonk'd: Asshole Cab Drivers Are The Great Equalizers
Gossip Roundup: Presidents and the King
Bush to Take Blair to New Band Night at CBGB's
The Condi Tapes: A Diplomatic 'Three's Company' Episode
Daily Briefing: Tensions Between the Branches
Remainders: The Newly Dry Market For Peach Schnapps
Vote "No" On Terror This November: A Message From Cute Little Iraqi Kids
Rumors on the Internets: SCOTUS to Bush: NO WAI
Bush Meets With Japanese Prime Minister, Koizumi's Great Hair
Afternoon Fun With Double Entendres
Russians Pull the Old "Cone of Silence" Trick on Rice
Strongest Man in the World Sued by Relative Weakling
White House Kabuki: The Administration Reacts to the SCOTUS
Breaking: Fed Raises Key Interest Rate
We Control Not Only the MSM, but Also the Grandiose Delusions of the Cabinet
Gossip Roundup: Movers and Shakers
Don't Mess With Chris Matthews
Katherine Harris Makes Something Crazy Up
Breaking: SCOTUS Bench-Slaps Bush Over Gitmo
Tom DeLay, Shaved Beaver: Together at Last
Daily Briefing: Declaring Moral Victory
Remainders: AUS! AUS! AUS! AUS!
The Fabulous True Story of Curt Weldon's Iraq Adventure That Wasn't
Metro Section: 9-5 Is For Suckers
Michael Crowley Wants You to Know: He's Fluent in "Jive"
Rumors on the Internets: Lights, Please
Wonkette Field Trip: A Pilgrimage to the Supremes (Part Two)
GOP Strategists Gone Wild: Frank Luntz
Wonkette Field Trip: A Pilgrimage to the Supremes (Part One)
Execution Doesn't Count as "Abridging Freedom," Right?
Dick Cheney's Likes and Dislikes
Ask a Hill Staffer: Worse Than Incest
Relative Difficulty of Pimping Out Here Increases Yet Again
Gossip Roundup: Rush, Can You Spare a Little Blue Pill?
American People = Little Japanese Kid in Short Shorts
Great Moments in Senate Rhetoric, Part 6,542
Daily Briefing: Close But No Cigar
Flag Burning Amendment Fails: Burn 'em If You Got 'em!
Remainders: We Didn't Create A Phallus-Centered Culture, We Just Live In It
Emergency Alert System Actually Used!
Rumors on the Internets: When the Rain Comes
"The Interns Were Enthusiastic and Attentive"
Judiciary Committee Gets Really, Really Mad at the President
Metro Section: Today's Show Is Brought To You By The Number 187
Our Kind of Treasury Secretary
Hill Intern Hotties: The Winners
Laptops to Become Unstealable, Thanks to New Regulations
Creepy Attack Ad Watch: What's Up, Tiger Lieberman?
Hill Intern Hotties: The Final Lap
Rush Limbaugh Busted for Inadequacy, Nervous Mocking Laughter Echoes Thruout Blogosphere
Remainders: The Ize Of The World
Rumors on the Internets: Bill Keller Must Be Stopped
Metro Section: We're All Winners
We're Seeing a Brilliant Plot Twist for the Next Rambo Sequel
DNC Flood Damage Update: Club Survives Rain of Terror
Hill Intern Hotties: More Pics of the Women
Another Trip to the Admirable Candor Department
President Drunk, Book Not Going to Sell Self
Gossip Roundup: Parasites on Parasites
Due to Arcane Constitutional Clause, Snuff Usage Still Mandatory on All Federal Property
Hill Intern Hotties: More Pics of the Men
DNC Cuts and Runs in War on Dampness
Karl Rove Has A Sense of Humor
Daily Briefing: Terror Plan Farcical
Wonkette's Week in Review: We Keep Getting' Older, But They Stay The Same Age
Hill Intern Hotties: Nobody's Going Anywhere
Remainders: Sweet Summer Sack Sweat
Rumors On The Internets: He Is Risen
Metro Section: Better Than The Smell of Napalm in Morning
We Hated The Note Before It Was Cool
Hill Intern Hotties: Testimonials for the Women
White House Tee Ball: A Wonkette Exclusive Investigation
Hill Intern Hotties: Testimonials for the Men
To Do: Drinking, Dancing, Fairytopia
Shake-Up Continues to General Disinterest. Also, Clowns.
Hill Intern Hotties: The Women
Wonkette Sponsors Are Boycotting Ghana
Cartoon Violence Pleads: Stop The Madness!
Gossip Roundup: Hillary Now and Forever
St. Petersburg 'Times': Best Newspaper in America
Daily Briefing: The Swift Program
Rumors On The Internets: We Weren't Alive In The Sixties
Remainders: The Whole Controlled Demolition Thing
Metro Section: Birds, Bees, and Mosquitoes With Eyeliner
Richard Wolffe: Not In Austria, Wasting Time Surfing Internet at Work Just Like You
Attention Hill Intern Hotties: Wanna Make Some Extra Cash?
To Do: Penn Quarter Offers More Than $850,000 Condos and Bed, Bath and Beyond
CEA: Consumer Confidence, Bottoms Up
The Bush-Condi Rumors: An Update
Help Wanted: Wonkette Seeks Senior Writer
Meghan O'Sullivan: New Evidence of Her Hotness
Grand Theft Auto: Okay in Chevy Chase, But Not in Southeast
Now Congress Is Sure To Take Action
Richard Wolffe Hates the Continent Right Back
Daily Briefing: Lemons Into Lemonade
Remainders: The Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Rumors On The Internets: Blue Blockers
Times Photo Editors Are Killjoys
The House of Representatives: No Time for the Voting Rights Act, Plenty of Time For This
Why We Need To Get Tough on Illegal Immigration
To Do: People Who Used to Do Other Things
Arlen Specter a Senator After Our Own Heart: The President's Dinner
Winning the War Against the '60s, One Day at a Time
Hill Intern Hotties: Stop Holding Out On Us
Ask a Hill Staffer: Farm Bureau Follies
An Evening With Justice Alito: A Photo Essay
Introducing: Gawker Clips (Plus: Help Wanted)
Worst Student at Merchant Marine Academy Receives Terrifying Presidential Hug
Pierce Bush and Facebook. Need We Say More?
Remainders: Are You There God? It's Me, Larry
Metro Section: A Wholly Owned Subsidiary of Grass Chewing, Inc.
Rumors On The Internets: So This Duck Walks Into a Bar...
Times Photo Editors Have a Sense of Humor
To Do: Try To Say Goodbye, Choke
The Slow Descent Into Madness of the Government Reform Committee
Gossip Roundup: Run It Up the Flagpole
When Will the Military Properly Classify "Loving Too Much"?
Hill Intern Hotties: Nominations Needed
Decoding the Note: Scratching Karl's Hairy Back
Daily Briefing: Old and New Battles
Remainders: Politics Is What Politicians Do Late At Night
MORE THAN YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT NEW YORK TIMES COLUMNISTS, COURTESY GREG PALAST
Metro Section: From the Third Rail To The Third Leg
Rumors on the Internets: We're Not So Different After All
White House Hotties: A Postscript
Bolten to Suggest Replacing Zoellick With Thom Filicia
(Even More) Fun With Contextual Advertising
Gossip Roundup: Moderation In All Things
Brian Bilbray's Kids Love Social Networking, Natty Light
Dustee and Neely Go to White Castle
WPNI Celebrates This Special Day By Not Firing Anyone Until Tomorrow
White House Hotties: The Winners
Daily Briefing: A Little Thing Called the Constitution
Wonkette's Week in Review: Mirror, Mirror, On The Wall
White House Hotties: Now It's Getting Ugly
Remainders: 15 Green Miles A Gallon
Metro Section: And Your Momma's Good Lookin'
Rumors on the Internets: From the Dark Corners of The Smear Machine
House Floor Smackdown + Facebook Pics = Quintessential Wonkette Post
Don't We All, Sister. Don't We All.
White House Hotties: Campaign Strategies, Voting Irregularities
Soliciting Strategist Scandal: The Smoking Card
Wonkette Sponsors Don't Make Exceptions For Men
White House Hotties: Testimonials for the Men
Cartoon Violence Can't Get Enough Of Your Insane Crazy Shit
Lawmakers Put Aside Differences, Bond Over Being Middle-Aged White Guys
Wonk'd: 'Cause You Got Wonk'd, and Baby, Wonk'd Got You
Gossip Roundup: Gypsies, Tramps, and Subcommittees
White House Hotties: Testimonials for the Women
Support the Troops, Send Them Your Daughters
Republican Strategists, Sex, MySpace, and Pride: A Heartwarming DC Tale
Daily Briefing: Sturm und Drang
Metro Section: There Is No Spoon
Rumors on The Internets: Dear Supporter,
Sex In Scandal: If You Squint, You Can Find It
Strange Bedfellows: Tucker Carlson, Meet Mimi Miyagi
Santorum Either Celebrating Seersucker Thursday or Hiring Peter Wallsten to Dress Him
Georgia Sec. of State Candidate Reverses Position on Disenfranchisement, Sends Charming Email
White House Hotties: The Women
To Do: Get Rather Ripped (but Not at Fort Reno)
'08 Straw Poll Results: Rudy Has the Geekiest Hair
Tom Harkin Asks Mark Warner to Sadie Hawkins
Lynn Westmoreland: Not A Georgia Peach
Henry Kissinger Talks About Soccer, Continues to Shrink
Jon Stewart's Take on the Presidential Faux Pas
Gossip Roundup: Will Work for Booze
Coalition Forces Launch Naughtiest Offensive Yet In Afghanistan
Rejected Punchlines: Donald J. Sobol, Stan and Jan Berenstain
Katherine Harris: Tested by Sensible Footwear
Daily Briefing: It's Hot Over There!
Breaking: President Bush Apologizes to Peter Wallsten
Remainders: Voting for Virility
White House Hotties: Seeking A Few Good Men
Metro Section: The Bar is Called Heaven
Rumors On The Internets: Excellent Joke
We're L'Trimm and We Approved This Message
The Rose Garden Press Conference Video
Wonkette '08 Straw Poll: Republican Hair
An Update on President Bush's Screw-Up
WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE: MICHAEL BROWN CAN READ
Gossip Roundup: Tom Delay Drunk Dials?
More Facebook Fun: Bob Corker's Daughter Experiments With Mary Cheneyism
President Bush's "Oh, Shit" Moment of the Day
Wonkette Exclusive: Melody "Mimi Miyagi" Damayo Bares All
Ask a Hill Staffer: Fat Joke Edition
No Funny Flag Day Logo = Google Hates America
The Kennedy Police Report: A Headline That Never Goes Out of Style
FEMA Can't Spell, Manage Emergencies
Daily Briefing: A Rising Tide?
Metro Section: You've Got To Be High
Rumors on The Internets: More on the Rep. Jerry Lewis Circle Jerk
Fun With the Military-Industrial Complex!
Team Party Crash: "The Good Fight" Book Party, Part Two
Bitchin' Pool Party At the White House!
The Unidentified Aide: Mystery Solved
Voices In Patrick Kennedy's Head Convince Him to Plead Guilty
Your Daily "Don't They Have A Country To Run Or Something?" Post
Team Party Crash: "The Good Fight" Book Party, Part One
White House Hotties: Nominations, Please
Gossip Roundup: Barbara Bush Takes Manhattan
Evidence of Another White House Makeover
Bush Makes Surprise Inspection! Hide the Booze, Iraq!
Luskin Sez Fitzgerald Sez Rove's Off the Hook
Daily Briefing: Get a Response ASAP
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Rumors on the Internets: Earmark the Shit Out of This
Colin Powell Admits to Totally Asking For It Dressed Like That
Congratulations to Senator Robert Byrd
Book Buyers Less Into Lesbianism Than Frat Boys
PR Firm Disputes Nonexistence of Bad Publicity
Yearly Kos: How Much Free Booze Did You Miss?
Watch Out, Fran, There's A New Gal In Town
Gossip Roundup: Blue Steel Revolvers and Ski Masks
The Admirable Candor Keeps On Coming
Could This Be the First Genuine Congressional Craigslist Ad?
Last Night a Blogger Saved My Life
Today's Two-Minutes Hate Subject: Blake Gottesman
Guantanamo Prisoners to Fire Edelman
Daily Briefing: An Abundance of Ambiguity
Wonkette's Week in Review: The Golden Week With The Blue-Gray Matte
Metro Section: It's The Grit That Makes It Good
Rumors on the Internets: Public Schools Bear Strange Socialization
A Weakness For Stupid Puns is Our Cross to Bear
Google Earth Is a Gift from the Gods
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To Do: Bouffants, Buffalonians, or the Homosexual Agenda
Tennessee Dems Loaded for Bear
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Presidential Candidates Have To Suck This
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No Greater Indignity: The "Bad Day" Video Montage
Wonk'd: Man Cannot Hide in the House of Wonk'd
"Stop Hogging the Popcorn, Nino": Movie Night with the Supremes
Fun with Corrections: Agriculture Is Hard
To Do: Watch Tom DeLay, Then Crash His Party
Daily Briefing: We Try Harder?
Remainders: Fake It If You Got It!
Metro Section: Brains, Power, and Muscle
Rumors on The Internets: Feminists Fucked by Dr. Finger
Our Entry In the HuffPo Caption Contest
Iranian Hardliners Ain't Gonna Drink Your Bullshit Milkshake
Frances Townsend: Pretty In Pink
Devoted Pornography Supporter Gary Ackerman Accidentally Votes For Morality
More Senatorial Swag: Free Footwear from Greenpeace
Once Again, All An Excuse to Post This Picture
Is This A Ploy To Get Our Attention?
This Could Lead to Some Awkwardness In the Kennedy Office
CNN Video Makes for Strange Bedfellows
The Skyrocketing Cost of Janet Jackson's Right Breast
Drudge's Unyielding Good Taste
Gossip Roundup: You Look Like a Candidate
Dennis Hastert: Person With Feelings
Dereliction of Our Fran Townsend Duties
Brad Sherman: Protecting Your Family From the Robot Menace
The Chairmanship of the Judiciary Committee and Two-Fifty Will Get You a High Life In This Town
Daily Briefing: For the Children
Remainders: Do You Hear What I Hear?
Now That's What We Call a Catfight
Metro Section: First World Problems
Unfortunately, the "Porky's 2 Amendment" Failed In Committee
Rumors On The Internets: You Cry Babies Have No Clue and Shit for Memories
You Were Right! You Were All Right!
Why They're Rich and You're Not (If You Are Rich, Disregard This Item)
Wonkette PSA: Please Check Your Computer for Stolen VA Data
Ann Coulter on Hannity: Colmes Tested, Jesus Approved
If This Contract Thing Doesn't Work Out, There's Still Camelot
Ciao for Now to the Gay Marriage Amendment
Beltway Horoscope Watch: Another Reason To Love the Post
Ask a Hill Staffer: Outsourced Edition
Gossip Roundup: Special Rob Thomas Edition
Dems in '06 Offer Security, Compassion, Almost Fanatical Devotion to the Pope
God Just Can't Keep His Opinions To Himself
Must-Read: The Katherine Harris Story You Thought They'd Never Write
Hey, Remember Cynthia McKinney?
Daily Briefing: Love, Sweet Love
Remainders: Send In The Clowns
Metro Section: Dollar Dollar Bill Ya'll
Rumors on the Internets: Dan Schorr is So Damn Old
We're Trying to Fit a "I Love My Dead, Gay Son" Joke In Here, but We Can't Quite Manage It
The PETA Protests: Now With Pictures
NSA to Gays: Don't Ask, 'Coz We Won't Tell
The PETA Protest: Sorry, No Nudie Pics
Ex-Presidents Bond Over Golf, Hating Current President
Katherine Harris Is a Force of Nature (Among Other Things)
Please Send Us Pics of Naked PETA Protestors
Most Groan-Inducing Headline Ever
Subjective Idealism Powerless Against Islamic Radicals
Gossip Roundup: Ban the Vuitton
Washington's Traffic Barriers Have Never Been in Greater Danger
Bill Clinton's Favorite Room in the White House
Giving New Meaning to the Term "Mountie"
Seriously, Someone Pay For Us to Go on a Junket -- We're Totally Easy and Willing to be Bought Off
Remainders: Say Yes! To M!ch!gan!
Rumors on the Internets: You're Co-optable
Immigration Protests: The Sound and the Fury
Metro Section: Your Anger Will Make You Powerful
Some Afternoon Eye Candy: A Sleeveless Fran Townsend
The Seedy Under Red Belly of Katherine Harris
We Don't Need This, We've Got Mid-Afternoon Highballs
The Break-Up: Arrivederci to "Scalito"
Email of the Day: Fill-in-the-Aggrieved PartyOr, How Not to Get Us to Plug Your Charity
Decoding the Note: 'Coz It's All About Them
Half-Assed Liveblogging the Bush Gay Marriage Thing
Crazy Talk We Can't Ignore: The Bush-Condi Rumors
Today In Katherine Harris: We Demand Proof
Next Week, the 'Post' Asks: Who the Hell is Seeing 'The Break-up'?
Gossip Roundup: Back in the Classroom
Interior Department Spends Entire Budget on Magic Beans
Elisabeth Bumiller's White House Swan Song
Time For Patrick Kennedy's Tearful Reunion With the Other Three People Who Live in Rhode Island
Send the National Guard to Watch the Borders and Kick Some Mountie Ass
Daily Briefing: 'Inspiring Dread'
Wonkette's Week in Review: What Money Does Buy
Remainders: Scrounging for Your Next Meal
Rumors on the Internets: We Really Can't Improve on "Chomsky Loves Terrorists"
Metro Section: Is It Hot in Here, Or Is It Just Helen Thomas?
Poll Results: Gore is a Machine, but Presumably One That Burns Clean
Hillary Clinton: Murderous Film Buff
DHS Gets All "Soup Nazi" on NYC's Ass
To Do: The Special Interest Group Edition
'Post' Flooding the Inappropriate Footwear Zone
Let's Play a Game: Where's Jualdo?
That Funny Katherine Harris Video Thing
Wonkette Sponsors Help Ease Our Weltschmerz
Jersey Girl Triumphs Over Canadian Menace
Cartoon Violence Can't Handle Complexity Right Now
Highlights From Bryan "Son of Bill" Frist's Facebook Profile:
Wonkette PSA: Get Your Free Donuts
East Coast Roolz! Midwest Droolz!
Taylor Hicks + Beyonce + Unfettered Capitalism = Friday Fun for the Whole Family!
Remainders: With Great Vengeance and Furious Anger
Metro Section: Keep a Flask Inside Your Pocket
You've Got Mail -- Bearing Tidings of Plague and Doom
Rumors on the Internets: A Watched Frog etc. etc.
Fun With Corrections: Old White Guys All Look Alike
Say Goodbye to Your Dream of Ross Douthat in a Tank Top
Wonkette Poll: Who Most Often Rehearses What They'll Do to America?
Global Warming Hotheads Attack CEI
His Lead Story's In Lowercase! What a Boring Day!
We Keep Going Up and Down the List Looking for "Milbank," but No Luck
How Valerie Plame Got Unmasked, Got Wild, and Got a Book Deal
Who Says the House Is the Ethically Challenged Chamber?
But Free Concert Tickets Are Just Fine
Gossip Roundup: Fun for Steve Scully
Give Us Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Huddled Celebrity Sightings
Alabama to Elect First Nerd Governor
Washington to, uh, Washington: Drop Dead
Drink-Soaked Former Trotskyist Popinjays, and the Women They Love
Coupla Trust-Bulding Exercises Oughtta Straighten Everything Out
Daily Briefing: 'We Are Better'
Remainders: Tupac Would Roll Over In His Grave, If He Were Really Dead
Metro Section: Hard to Find Good Help
Vernon Robinson's TV Ad: Making Sense is For Commie Homo Immigrants
Gays and Vegetarians: The Connections Revealed
A Request for Research Assistance
Hilarious Attack Ad Watch: Brad Miller's Mariachi Party
Decoding the Note: That Giant Wire Reporter Will Crush Us All!
Proof of Another Slow News Day
Crazy Conspiracy Theory of the Day: The Rayburn Cover-Up
Some Afternoon Eye Candy: PETA's Gay Make-Out Tour
BREAKING: VICE PRESIDENCY BEST JOB IN AMERICA
That's It, Bring Back the Draft
Win Jack Kingston's Nuts Onions
Ask a Hill Staffer: The Easy Answer
Clearly the Post Doesn't Like Hillary
New Treasury Secretary Clearly Unfamiliar With Ecclesiates 10:11
Reckless Justice: Judiciary Committee Hearing or Lifetime Movie?
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Metro Section: Tools, Knives, and Blades
BLIND ITEM: Now That's Dedication to One's Work
Because A Filibuster Is So Unimaginative
So How Was Vincent Orange Involved Again?
Dianne Feinstein Is Bad for the Environment
Funny Thing Is, They Still Poll Better Than the Greens
Our Staffer Needs Your Questions
Breaking: Most Anti-Climactic Verdict Ever Reached
Nancy Pelosi: Rejects Facelifts, Curly Fries, Freedom
Al Gore: If He's Not Running, Why Did He Shave the Beard?
At Least Some Good Came Out of the Kerry Campaign
Gossip Roundup: More Indictments?
The Last Temptation of Orrin Hatch
Memorial Day Weekend Mayhem Race Photos
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Daily Briefing: The 'Good Bad Guys'
Memorial Day in Washington: Fun in the Sun
Photographic "Remainders": A Day at the Game
Remainders: Al's Inner Soul Patch
Metro Section: Thanks Historical Wars, We Need the Extra Party Day
The Chaos at Rayburn: A Photo Essay
All Clear Issued at Rayburn House Office Building
This Is Cool: Liveblogging from Inside Rayburn
Cartoon Violence: Now It Can Be Told
Wonkette Sponsors Are Giving You a Free T-Shirt
Gossip Roundup: Going, Going, Nowhere
Wonk'd: Before the Bridge Traffic Edition
Daily Briefing: 'Hidden Traps'
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Plamegate: Everyone Promised That They Wouldn't Get in Trouble
Rumors on the Internets: On to Aztlan
The Dangers of Stock Photography
Extreme Makeover, Nancy Pelosi: Poll Results
PAT ROBERTSON'S FEATS OF STRENGTH: THE UNBELIEVERS
Bush Urges Congress, FBI to Take Cold Shower
"Mean Jean" Schmidt: You Can Run, But She Will Catch You
Still More from the Admirable Candor Department
VIDEO PROOF OF PAT ROBERTSON'S INCREDIBLE STRENGTH
Senior Administration Official Guessing Game: ABC's Source
Pat Leahy Strangely Fascinated by the Lights on His Senate Desk
Breaking: More Rich People Headed for Prison
Gossip Roundup: Tony Snow Rocks?
Extreme Makeover: Nancy Pelosi?
Tony Snow on Lou Dobbs: Blackballed No More
BREAKING: OH NO PEOPLE OF MIDDLING IMPORTANCE ARE STUCK IN LAMESVILLE
Cynthia McKinney's Block Party
Wonk'd: Hillary Clinton and Jeff Gannon?
Remainders: Don't Quit Your Day Job
Metro Section: It Doesn't Work Unless You Put a Rag in the Tailpipe
Rumors on the Internets: Today In America-Hating
Plus, Santorum's Car Has Been On Cinder Blocks For Years
Wonkette Party Crash: CEI Awards, Part Two
PAT ROBERTSON: STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD
Wonkette Party Crash: CEI Awards, Part One
Wonk'd, and Snap'd: John Ashcroft, Tommy Franks
Fledgeling Democracy Takes Our Congressional Catfight Far Too Literally
Anderson Cooper, Deadbeat Dad?
Ask a Hill Staffer: Ready for the Big Time
Congressional Catfight: Congratulations to Jean Schmidt!
McCain: Iraq Must Shape Up or Face Shipping Out
Congressional Catfight: An Amusing Endorsement
BILL FRIST -- Senator by Day, Miracle-Worker by Slightly Earlier in the Day
Daily Briefing: 'The Lou Dobbs of the Senate'
Congressional Catfight: Checking In on the Ladies
Remainders: Too Drunk To Fuck?
Metro Section: Dying of Hunger
Oh Lord: Christ Endorses Crist
Yeah, and China Wants Some Advice on How to Help Lower the Prison Population
Congressional Catfight, Final Round: Harris vs. Schmidt
Gossip Roundup: 'Insurgents' on the Homeland
Jessica Cutler: Oops, She Did It Again
Next Week in the 'Post': Does Mrs. Warner Do Anal?
PLAMGEGATE: COUNTDOWN TO PARDONS
Congressional Catfight: Jean Schmidt Takes the Wild Card Spot
Daily Briefing: Love and Marriage
Remainders: Out of Sorts? Outsource
Metro Section: It's Not Paranoia -- If They're Actually Out to Get You
Yeah, but Can He Do the Thing With the Ping Pong Balls?
Rumors on the Internets: America Learns to Love Dan Quayle
EXCLUSIVE PHOTO OF THE ANDERSON COOPER WEDDING
Wonkette Brand Half-Informed Instant 2008 Horserace AnalysisOr, Insert Hillary-as-Barbaro Analogy
Clearly the Most Evil Member of the Administration. He Has a Beard!
Still a Distressing Lack of Ghostface on Politicos' iPods
Dustee-mania: Now It's Getting Out of Hand
Robert Steinbuch Is Searching for Jessica Cutler's True Spanker
Congressional Catfight: Harris Defeats Pelosi
Gossip Roundup: The Smell of Fear
Decoding the Note: Reality Is Perception, but Only If Mark Leibovich Perceives It
As Usual, No Exaggeration Is Required to Make Katherine Harris News Sublimely Ridiculous
Congressional Catfight: The Nominees for the Wild Card Spot
Crux of Our Strategy? Bitch and Moan Regardless of Results
William Jefferson and the Mystery of Congressional Corruption
Daily Briefing: Al Gore, Hot or Not?
Wonkette's Week in Review: Bitch Slaps and Wiretaps
"A Moment of Zen": Random Pictures of Bike to Work Day
Remainders: The Best Things in Life Are Free
Metro Section: Who the Hell Else Are You Talkin' To?
And Then He Flipped Them the Bird
We Are Selling Our TV and Only Watching This From Now On
Team Party Crash: The Michael Kelly Award Dinner
To Be Fair, That Could Be Shouted at Just About Any Congressman
Wonkette Sponsors Are Proud to Speak Before This Committee
Dustee-mania: Has It Gone Too Far?
Take a Wild Guess as to Who Paid For This PSA
Cartoon Violence Is Just Making Shit Up Now
Congressional Catfight: Harris vs. Pelosi
CIA Continues to Do America Proud
Come Back To Us, Cynthia McKinney
Wonk'd: The Woody Harrelson Edition
Remainders: Heroes, If Just For One Day
Metro Section: The Urban Jungle
Rumors on the Internets: Is It Warm In Here, or is it Just Treason?
Official Wonkette Endorsement: Mary Carey
Hayden Confirmation Hearings: Post-Game Show
Congressional Catfight: A Wild Card Spot
Hayden Hearing Livebloggin': How Many Damn Senators Are On This Committee?
Wonk'd: Dustee Tucker Special Edition
Still Liveblogging the Hayden Hearings: The Love Song of Orrin Hatch
While We Were Liveblogging: The Specter/Feingold Fight
Gossip Roundup: Euan, We Never Knew Ya
Congressional Catfight: Harris Defeats Frank (Finally)
Liveblogging the Hayden Hearings, Part Three: Senator van Pelt
The Givhanification of the Post
Best Piece of Direct Mail Ever
Part Two of the Hayden Hearing Liveblog: Back from Recess and Ready for Social Studies
The Australian Black Pearl: The Mystery Revealed
Liveblogging the Hayden Hearing, Unless It Gets Too Boring
Hayden Hearings: Free T-Shirt to the First Senator to Ask About Hookers
Daily Briefing: Won't You Be My Neighbor?
Rumors on the Internets: There is Some Crying At White House Press Briefings
Finally, New Media Iconoclasts Daring Enough to be Against Bloggers and the MSM
Wonkette Candidate Wins Something, but It's Not One of the Porn Stars or Escorts
Metro Section: The Many Ways Out of a Wet Paper Bag
Congressional Catfight: Harris vs. Frank, the Rematch
An Addendum on the John Howard Dinner
Katherine Harris' Tax Bill Cameo
Washington Monthy: Democrats To Continue Selecting the Pellet Hooked Up to the Electrode
Lesbians and Tigers and Bears, Oh My
BREAKING: KATHERINE HARRIS ON TV RIGHT NOW
Congressional Catfight: What the Fuck Is Going On?
Gossip Roundup: When the NFL Comes Calling
Quote of the Day: Will Karl Be Teddy's Prison Bitch?
Ask a Hill Staffer: Speaker "Sergeant" Slaughter
Congressional Catfight: Dewey Defeats Truman
Alessandra Stanley Watch: Just As Inaccurate In Our Town
No Fun With Federal Government Websites
FEMAil: Don't Get Your Panties In a Twist
Daily Briefing: 'Last Man Standing'
Remainders: Butt vs. Buck Naked
Bob Kerrey: 174 Inexplicable Friends
More on Melody "Mimi Miyagi" Damayo
Congressional Catfight: An Update on Harris vs. Frank
Thankfully, GE Made Sure Katie Never Worked In This Town Again
More Katherine Harris: By Popular Request
Official Wonkette Endorsement: Melody "Mimi Miyagi" Damayo
So He Accepted Bribes Accidentally?
Liveblogging Tony Snow's First Televised Press Briefing
Congressional Catfight: Harris vs. Frank
Today In Katherine Harris: Old Flames and New Hit Pieces
Official Wonkette Endorsement: Patrick Murphy
Fun with Corrections: Not a Minister, But Still Really, Really Self-Righteous
Congressional Catfight: Pelosi Defeats Jackson-Lee
CNN Jumps Gun, Cuts to Bush Feed Too Soon, Single-handedly Destroying His Unstoppable Poll Bounce
ROVE STILL NOT INDICTED PROBABLY DESPITE WEBSITE
Remainders: The Tin-Foil Hat Culture
Live-Blogging the Immigration Address: No Amnesty for Bloggers
Metro Section: Procreation Without Representation
Rumors on the Internets: Still Unnervingly Scary After All These Years
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Congressional Catfight: Headed for a Photo Finish
WatergateGate: Return of the Hookers
Still Life With Katherine Harris and Revolver
We'd Love to Check Out the History Folder on His Web Browser
ABC News Won't Name Source Who Told Them That He's Tapping Their Phones to Find Their Sources
Congressional Catfight: Jackson-Lee vs. Pelosi
Gossip Roundup: Scott Hits Late Night
Silly Friday Poll Reports: Stormie Rains On Dustee, Reduces Her to Mud
Katherine Harris Watch: In Which We Weep For Lost Photo-Ops and Issue a Fatwa
Karl Rove Indicted, Everyone With a Blog to Get Their Own Unicorn
President Less Popular Than Howie Mandel, Despite Soul Patch
Congressional Catfight: Frank Defeats Dreier
Sonny Perdue Lures High Schoolers to Governor's Mansion Despite Lack of Keg
Wonkette's Week in Review: No Standing Eight Count
Wonkette Polls: Getting Out the Vote
Metro Section: Of Busters and the Busted
Rumors on the Internets: Say It Ain't So
Official Wonkette Endorsement: Wendy Wilde
Special Prosecutors: They're Only Human
Elizabeth Dole Shows Katy H. Some Love
Wonkette Sponsors Are Still On the Table
The Moussaoui Trial: Directed by Sidney Lumet
Another Silly Friday Poll: Dustee Tucker vs. Stormie Janzen, Continued
BREAKING: FBI SEARCHES GOSS FOGGO, AP FUCKS UP
Congressional Catfight: Barney Frank vs. David Dreier
Cartoon Violence Was All Like, "Oh, Snap!"
Gossip Roundup: Living in Fast Forward
Silly Friday Poll: Dustee Tucker vs. Stormie Janzen
Wonk'd: Everything Old is New Again
FEMAil: Those Are Some Good Burgers, Dude
Congressional Catfight: Pelosi Defeats McKinney
Daily Briefing: 'Off the Table'
Rumors on the Internets: America -- Come for the Medium-Well Burgers, Stay for the Palpable Fear
Metro Section: Mouths Wide Shut
Matt, Now You're Just Confusing Us
Congressional Catfight: Will Pelosi Upset McKinney?
Stormie Janzen for FEMA Chief?
Congressional Catfight: Cynthia McKinney vs. Nancy Pelosi
Dustee Tucker Really Is On Vacation
Blogs Are a Great Way to Reach Hundreds of Losers at a Time
McClellan Tries Too Late to Buy the Press' Love
Gossip Roundup: Patrick Kennedy's Michael Jackson
Why We Were Fired From the KidsPost Staff
A Call for Wonk'd Sightings: You People Need To Get Out More Often
British Crypto-Fascists Gayer, Funnier Than Ours
Congressional Catfight: Jackson-Lee Defeats Foxx
FEMAil: Notes From the Under Water
Daily Briefing: Swimming Upstream
Remainders: Everyone's a Winner
Metro Section: The Days of Wine and Roses
Rumors on the Internets: One of These Days, Pandora...
Reading Michael Brown's Email, Part 2
A Further Update on Alphonso Jackson: Meet Dustee Tucker, HUD Hottie
Abramoff's White House Visits: Another in an Occasional Series of Told-ya-soes
WatergateGate: "Nine Fingers" and "Dusty" Claim No Hanky Panky
Bush's Florida Tour, In His Words
Congressional Catfight: Sheila Jackson-Lee vs. Virginia Foxx
In the Midst of Disaster, One Man Never Lost Sight of His Blackberry
Ask a Hill Staffer: Afterparty at the Members' Gym
Gossip Roundup: 'So Many Indictments'
More Joseph Curl Pool Reports, Please
BREAKING: KATHERINE HARRIS TO STAY IN IT 'TIL NOVEMBER!
NATIONAL SECURITY OUTRAGE! TRAVEL PLANS IN TRASH!
Congressional Catfight: Harris Defeats Emerson
The Second Time's A Charm for Cory Booker
Katherine Harris Continues to be Tested By Fire, Disgruntled Former Staffers
Daily Briefing: The 'Two-Edged Sword'
Remainders: Love, Money, or Pure Hate
Metro Section: Circumstantial at Best
Rumors on the Internets: You Say Stomache Ache, I Say Gut-Wrenching Hiatal Hernia
CBS: Rich People Like Each Other
Three CNN Headlines: Eat Your Heart Out
Most Awkward Picture of the Day
Congressional Catfight: The Competitors and Tournament Ladder
More from the Admirable Candor Department
Now the Republicans Are Really Running Scared
Ahmadinejad's Letter, Summed Up
You Know, You Can Look This Stuff Up, Guys
Congressional Catfight: Katherine Harris vs. Jo Ann Emerson
Contemptuous Sneer Is Not the Same As "Smile"
Then We'll Turn the Digital Firehose On Him. With, Like, IM or Something
Katherine Harris: Jeb Bush is a Jerk
Daily Briefing: Something About Mary
Rumors on the Internets: Belligerence Authors That Which Smugness Recites
WatergateGate: Now With Bondage
Author Spam from John Podhoretz: Can It Be Stopped?
What Was In Iran President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's Letter to President Bush?
Hillarywatch: She Truly Is Possessed By Demons
From the Wonkette Mailbag: Porter Goss Is Laughing As You
Old People Haven't Been This Excited Since Golden Girls Was Canceled
Gossip Roundup: Couldn't Cut It
Chatology: No Problem With Mean
Karl Rove Should Claim He Was Tripping on Ambien When He Talked to Cooper
General Michael Hayden: "Who, Me?"
Hookergate: Cunningham's Outside Straight
America and Fill-in-the-Blank: Best Friends Forever
Daily Briefing: You Jump, I Jump
Wonkette's Week in Review: All The News That Fits
Remainders: You Backed the Right Horse
Metro Section: Berserker Rage!
Rumors on the Internets: Make Someone Your Bitch
All We Want for Christmas: CIA Director Fran Townsend
BREAKINGEST FRIDAY AFTERNOON EVER: WE DROVE PATRICK KENNEDY INTO REHAB
MORE BREAKING: Alternative Porter Goss Hypotheses
Wonkette Sponsors Are Late for a Vote
Cartoon Violence Has To Look At The Same Damn Thing Day After Day, And What Thanks Does It Get?
BREAKING: Porter Goss Played More Than Cards
Scotty May Leave, but His Talking Points Will Live On
The Most Frightening New Neologism, and Mind-Blowing Irony
What Passes for News on a Friday: Jeff Gannon Is Gay
Scott McClellan's Very Last Press Briefing
Gossip Roundup: Habla Espanol?
Patrick Kennedy's Psychedelic Freak Out!
President Bush Is Totally Thinking of Those Angela Merkel Butt Pix Right Now
Wonk'd: My Assistant Handles That
Bad News for Chesare Bono, Good News for the Rest of Us
Wonkette Party Crash: The Kennedy Center Presents Court TV
Patrick Kennedy: Drinking or Pill-Popping?
Hoektra: Unsurprised By WatergateGate (W/ Hookers)
So That's How She Got a Unanimous Supreme Court Win
Daily Briefing: Hey, Big Spender
Rep. Patrick Kennedy Blames Fashionable Drugs
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Second-Best Book Recall This Year (After Kaavya Viswanathan)
Rumors on the Internets: Didn't Machiavelli Say Something About This Before?
Metro Section: A Metaphysical Can of Worms
Hilarious Terrorist Bloopers and Practical Jokes
Katherine Harris: Great Equestrian, Crappy Driver
Coming Soon, To a Playground Near You
BREAKING: REP. PATRICK KENNEDY, DRUNK DRIVING, CRASHES CAR
Nothing Quite Like A Lame Duck Press Secretary
Madame Chao: Okay, Now We'll Call Her A Dragon Lady
Decoding the Note: This One Goes Out to Arianna
Madeleine Albright and the Leg Press: Controversy Settled, Once and For All
This Is (Almost) Too Sad To Poke Fun At
Rollins Promises: Everyone In Congress Was Partying With Hookers
Gossip Roundup: Jenna, Will You...?
Today In Katherine Harris: It's Only Dinner!
Mass. Then Demanded That Friendster Do Something About All Those Immigrants
Daily Briefing: 'Day of Reckoning'
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Rumors on the Internets: America Made a Face 'Til It Stuck
Huckabee Day Forever: Sarah's Big Move
BREAKING: Moussaoui To Get Life in Prison
Well, Have You Tried to Open a Bag of Potato Chips Lately?
Crazy Congressional Candidate Has Crazy Base of Support
BREAKING: Moussaoui Verdict Reached
Bird Flu: Preemptive Ass Covering and Buck Shifting By the Feds
Guessing Game Results: Two Naughty Daughters
Madame Chao: Don't Be Fooled By Her Cuteness
Dana Milbank Poll: Least Surprising Results Ever
Ask a Hill Staffer: The Gift Ban That Keeps On Giving
Mike Huckabee's Media Meltdown
The 'Observer' Makes Fun of Us, We Shrug In Agreement
Gossip Roundup: Making a Splash
Katherine Harris' First Ad: Tested By Fire, but Made For a Woman
The Roberts Court Is In Touch With Its Feelings
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Daily Briefing: Something to Tout
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Metro Section: Amerika's Capital Loves Ya!
The Popish Plot Behind Illegal Immigration
Rumors on the Internets: Fun is a Four Letter Word
Dick Cheney: Kind of an Asshole
Polls and Surveys Can Be So Informative
Blind Item Guessing Game: The Hard-Partying Daughter
Most Misleading Headline of the Day
Madeleine Albright and the Leg Press: The Controversy Rages On
WatergateGate: "Dusty" Foggo Admits to Poker, Not to Porking
Bill Frist Will Not Be Sending You a Check
Ben Bernanke Tells All to the Money Honey
Blind Item Guessing Game: This One Has It All
For the Record: Ken Mehlman Likes the Bubbly
Drudge Knows Children Are the Future of Graphic Design
Gossip Roundup: Moneybags & Melhman's Dating Life
BREAKING: CHENEY HAS A FUNNY DISEASE
Wonk'd: Do You Know Who I Am Edition
Daily Briefing: Oh The Places You'll Go
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Did They Offer Him a Free 'Dessert'?
Metro Section: Nothing to do but Whine and Complain
Rumors on the Internets: Alia Iacta Est, Suckers
Valerie Plame Would've Had this Whole Iran Mess Cleaned Up By Now If It Weren't For Rove
Ken Mehlman Waves His Hands in the Air, Like He Just Don't Care
Darfur Rally: A Lesson in Press Management
Madonna Urges You To Lick Cheney's Bald Head
Arlen and Jeff's Excellent Adventure: An Update
Happy Loyalty Day, Nuestros Amigos
WatergateGate: Hookers, the Duke-Stir, and Your Guide to a Sex Scandal
Colbert's Routine: What Did Jeff "Skunk" Baxter Think?
The British: Just Like Us, But Better
Wonkette Party Crash: WHCD Afterparties
Anna Nicole Smith: One Merry Widow
Wonkette Party Crash: WHCD Part One
BREAKING: SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE TO BE BLOWN SKY HIGH!
'Journal' Betrays Its Deeply-Held Principles, Gives Shit Away For Free
Daily Briefing: Searching for the MoJo
Wonkette's Week in Review: Gotta Pay to Play
Remainders: Looking Good While You're Kicking in Skulls
Metro Section: When You Gotta Go
Rumors on the Internets: Some People Don't Care About Congressional Hookers -- How Cute
Reuters vs. Bloomberg: Did You Hear That There's Some Sort of Party Going On Tomorrow?
Wonkette Sponsors Can't Get You Into the Bloomberg Party
No Capitol Steps, No Credibility
Only a Couple Hundred More to Go, Boys
Cartoon Violence Has Love In Its Heart For All Things
Karl Rove Is Screwed (Probably)
'Express' Presents 'Free Ride:' Because Blogs Are So Hot Right Now
There's Always One of These Guys at the Party, but They're Usually Not Congressmen
Hooker/Cunningham/WatergateGate: Who Didn't Get Hookers?
Daily Briefing: Pols At the Pump
Remainders: Only As Good As Your Last Meme
Metro Section: Always New Ways to Fail
Rumors on the Internets: Of Nukes and Unfairly Caged Monkeys
Pool Report: Bush Narrowly Escapes a Pounding
Seriously, Is It Even Possible To Be Fired From DoD?
We're Sure It's Very Astute, but We Pretty Much Stopped Reading Right There
EMERGENCY WONK'D: CLOONEY AT THE PRESS CLUB
Chatology Special Report: 'Fox News Sunday' At 10
Gossip Roundup: Blood on the Floor
Boring Ol' Congressional Corruption Case NOW WITH HOOKERS
Sometimes It Snows in April the Copy Desk
Guessing Game Results: We Almost Forgot About This One
This Also Explains the Resurgence of Post-Punk and Cocaine
Daily Briefing: Sour to the Third
Metro Section: Get What You Pay For
Rumors on the Internets: Stick With What You Know
His Concession Speech Will Be Delivered via Livejournal
Birds of a Feather: Tony Snow, Linda Tripp, Lucianne Goldberg
The American Left Eats Its Young
Because the Fifth Time Is A Charm?
Score A Couple More For the Tribe
Media Bathrooms: CBS Beats ABC When You're Feeling Not So Fresh
Riddle Us This: Dan Bartlett's Free Pass
Who Says the Democrats Can't Play Hardball?
Charlie Crist: What On Earth Are They Suggesting About Him?
Finally, a Cult We Can All Get Behind
Ask a Hill Staffer: Drugs, Gays, and Caning
Jenna Bush and Michael Penn: Joined In the Curse of the More-Famous-Relative
We Stalk George Clooney, So You Don't Have To
Gossip Roundup: Andy Card Perks Up
Tony Snow Sings, and We Need to Hear It: A Wonkette Call to Arms
We Need Fewer "Deciders," More "Editors"
The New Press Secretary Tony Snow News Conference
Daily Briefing: The New Advocate
Remainders: Learning Every Day
Rumors on the Internets: The Days of Awkward Backseat Sex Are Over
Metro Section: Truth and Beauty
Katherine Harris: Expensive Date
Meet the New Fleshbot: Now As Wide As Our Border With Mexico
Sometimes the Snow Comes Down in June
When We Hear a Politically-Themed Satirical Song, We Reach for Our Revolver
Check James Myart's Back for Cell-Phone Shaped Bruises, Please
The Final Destination of This Week's Emergency Spending Bill
What's Really Wrong With Our Immigration Policy
For Amber Waves of Grain -- and the President's Magical Powers
Claude Allen: A Riddle Inside a Mystery Wrapped In an Prick
Reuters Party Drink List: Mocked By Wonkette Before Wonkette Got a Chance To
Today in Obscure Resignations: Hector Barreto Leaving the SBA
A Belated Easter Miracle: He Is Risen
Irony Not Lost on Pool Reporter
Gossip Roundup: Still Spinning
Mary McCarthy: Maybe Not the CIA Leaker, But Still Really Annoying
Iran's Weird. Pretty, but Weird.
The Reuters Pre-Party Drink Menu: Let the Arms Race Begin
The Bush Twin Spin Incident: Now It Can Be Told
This Is Why You Shouldn't Let Presidents Pick Their Own Senior Pictures
Daily Briefing: 'Josh Bolten's Josh Bolten'
Metro Section: Where We Are and Where We Want to Be
Rumors on the Internets: Brits Are Saucy, Iraqis Are Unemployed, Malkin's Got a Camera
McClellan to Be Replaced By 5 Little Kids
The Bloomberg Afterparty Invite: Boy Is It Purdy!
MEA CULPA WATCH: NOT QUITE YET
Couldn't Find Her on MySpace, But Here's An Old Yearbook Photo of Mary McCarthy
Don't They Have Anything Better To Do in South Carolina?
Brando's Dead, This Is the Next Best Thing
SOFTBALL GATE: BEYOND THE HEADLINES
We Hope Bill Richardson's Not Mad At Us
Senior White House Official Guessing Game: When the Going Gets Weird...
You Can Criticize Jenna's Dad, but Not While She's Spinning, Thank You
You Can All Breathe Sighs of Relief Now
Gossip Roundup: Ludacris & Scott
McKinney's Latest Gaffe: Not Swearing Hard Enough
Everyone Stop Panicking! We've Got a Study Group!
Daily Briefing: 'The Real Wedge'
Wonkette's Week in Review: Deciding Who's the Biggest Asshole Edition
Remainders: The Trends at the End of the World
An Addendum on Albright's Athleticism
Metro Section: A Weekend of Uncut Funk
Friday Fun With Headlines and Blogger Jargon
Rumors on the Internets: 1989 Was Fairly Sexy in Retrospect
Helen Thomas's Next Victim: Probably Tony Snow
Clowns, Robots, Continue To Assist in War on Terror
Tony Zirkle: Keepin' It Scarily Real
C'mon, Just Fire the Poor Guy Already
Cartoon Violence Doesn't Get It, Okay?
Joel Kaplan: Karl Rove's Replacement, Recovering Ex-Democrat
Wonkette Sponsors Are Honored to Serve As Your Representative
Gossip Roundup: Corn Broth with Dumpling
KATHERINE HARRIS + SWIMSUIT + YOU = OUR LOVE FOREVER
We Need To Buy Ourselves Bigger Monitors
Equal Opportunity Link-Whoring
Is This a Video, or a Reader Poll?
Remainders: You Grooving Washington? You Grooving?
Metro Section: The Million Bucks Was Never in the Briefcase!
It Was Just Trying To Make Up for Helping All Those Perverts
Rumors on the Internets: Corner-office Dwellers Care About... Stuff
Yeah, We've Been Avoiding Blogging About President Hu's Visit to the White House
Joel Kaplan: Google Is Unimpressed
Kimberly Williamson Butler To Be Parachuted In By Photoshop
We Don't Have Joel Kaplan's Friendster Profile, But Here's A Really Old Resume
Madeleine Albright Can Crush You
Happy Birthday to Justice John Paul Stevens
Wednesday Morning Massacrette: The Latest Speculation
Idle Gossip: Bob Livingston's In Truhhhh-ble
A Desperate Plea: We Need Your Celebrity Sightings
Gossip Roundup: The Dick Cheney Suite
For the Record: Finlay Lewis Did Not Oversleep
Wednesday Morning Massacrette: McClellan Obituary Edition
Let's Hope, For the Sake of Our Sanity, That the Bottom Falls Out of This Blog Thing Before '08
Daily Briefing: 'Nobody's Safe at the White House'
Remainders: Straighten Up and Fly Right
Metro Section: Whack, Whacked, Whacking
Wednesday Morning Massacrette: More Rumors About Scotty
We Knew Sanders Shouldn't Have Replaced His CoS With Andew McCarthy
More Fun With Harry Reid Press Releases
Bill Frist's Son, President's Niece Love That Clinton Magic
Wonkette Caption Contest: The Technical Difficulties Edition
Intelligence Agencies To Pore Over Pictures of Your Cat
More Breaking News: The Apocalypse Is Near
Lady Godiva Comes to Washington
Ask a Hill Staffer: Mind On His Money, Money On His Mind
Wednesday Morning Massacrette: Have You Seen This Man?
Crazy New Orleans Mayoral Candidate: End of an Era
Gossip Roundup: Hollywood, D.C.
Wednesday Morning Massacrette: To Take Over from Scotty, Maybe Not the Hottie
WEDNESDAY MORNING SHAKE-UP-A-THON '06: CNN Pipeline Provides the Instant Analysis
Also Breaking: Karl Rove Still Employed
McKinney Watch: Assault Tha Police (w/ "Closed Fist")
Daily Briefing: Setting the Table
Remainders: Who's in Charge Here?
Rumors on the Internets: Expect the Expected
Metro Section: Actual Holy Shit
Wikipedia Reveals All Secrets of the Universe
Wonkette Mailbag: Second Bestest Reader Email
When Will the Ethical Nightmare of Sponsored Trips to the Middle of Nowhere End?
Guess That's One Way of Describing It
President Bush: "I'm the Decider -- and Nancy Pelosi is the Cootie Girl."
The Revolution Will Not Be Uploaded to YouTube
What About 'Bob'? New OMB Guy Seems Really, Really Boring
Foreign Service Official Hates Neighbors, Metaphor Too Obvious to Explore Further
Guessing Game Results: His Cheating Heart
Gossip Roundup: The Couple That Shops Together
We're On Next Year's Shortlist For Sure
The 2008 Rumor Mill Is in Full Churn
Seemingly Boring Guy Appointed Head of Important-but-Boring Position
Ethically Challenged Judges Offer Dubious Defenses
Where David Ignatius Goes, Trouble David Broder Follows
Kimberly Williamson Butler Continues to Astound Us
Daily Briefing: And the Race Begins
Remainders: Blogging Our Way Out of a Wet Paper Bag
Rumors on the Internets: Ascension Can Wait -- Jesus Has Some Blogging To Do
Federal Government Websites Continue to Entertain Us
Metro Section: Broke and Starving (In More Ways Than One)
BREAKING: Suspicious Substance at the Senate
Anticipatory Party Crash: Journalism's Highest Honor = Drinks Are On You
Donate to the Give Slate Something to Write About For a Year Fund
Because It's a Long Drive to 2007
If Condoleezza Gets a KFC Big Bucket, and Eats One Piece of Fried Chicken Every 20 Minutes...
America's 10 Best Senators' 15 Best Bedroom Secrets: Only In Time!
Wonkette Mailbag: OMG BESTEST READER EMAIL EVER
BREAKING: ROBIN GIVHAN WON A PULITZER!
Crazy New Orleans Mayoral Candidate Having a Bad Week
A Capitol Hill Blind Item: His Cheating Heart
A Model for Congressional Ethics Reform
Yosh Sez: Shake-up or Ship Out
For the Record: We Never Said Chelsea Was a Cokehead
'08 Money Going, As Money Generally Does, to Assholes
Today in Kamen: Canadians, Dictators, Contractors, and the Rest of the Dregs of Society
Egggate: White House Lawn to Remain Gay-Free Until 11
Fun With Corrections: Rummy Wuz Here
Wonkette's Week in Review: Chutes and Ladders Edition
Remainders: Bombed Out and Depleted
Metro Section: Get Out of Your Car and Explode Some Candy!
And Did You Catch Michael Brown on the Colbert Report? Boy Was That Awkward
Are You Sick of Jessica Cutler Yet?
THIS JUST IN: THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T READ DAVID IGNATIUS
This Sure Wouldn't Fly in KidsPost
What the Hell Is Michael Kinsley Talking About Watch: Day 2
News Flash: Dick Cheney Is Still Richer Than You Are
Matt, Really Sweet of You To Think of Us
Wonkette Party Crash: Sports Talk With Carville and Russert fils
Wonkette Sponsors Are Shoring Up Public Support
Um, That's Kind of His Job, Matt
Cartoon Violence Just Likes the Pretty Pictures
Gossip Roundup: Go, Johnny, Go!
We Told You More Resignations Were Coming
Breaking: Aging Hippie Dislikes President Bush
Wonk'd: They Are Human, They Need to Eat
Also, Ignatius, Let Us Tell You the Story Of Colin Powell
Arlen and Jeff's Excellent Adventure
Daily Briefing: I Got Your Number
Remainders: If It's Not Nailed Down
Metro Section: It's Just Not Penetrating
Media Softball Madness! Preseason Chatter
A Modest Proposal for Rep. John Conyers
Crazy New Orleans Mayoral Candidate Update: Crazier Than We Thought!
Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms Surprisingly Effective Against Nunchucks as Well
There Are Many Ways for a Kennedy To Get Hammered
Now We Don't Know Much About the Law, but This Strikes Us a Bit Obvious
Today In Obsessive Coverage of Everything Katherine Harris Does and Says
Because an Easter Egg Roll Isn't Gay Enough Already
Decoding the Note: Did You Hear Their Shoutout On That New Heather Graham Sitcom?
For the Record: William Bode Too 'Busy' to Represent Washingtonienne
Threat Level Lowered to "Oh, Fuck"
Something Awful: Secrets -- and Satire? -- from Inside the White House
For SoledadCam, You Gotta Tune In to "CNN Pipeline After Dark"
Not Quite the Happiest Place On Earth
Scalia's 'Proudest Thing' -- WTF?
Daily Briefing: 'Peace Over War'
Remainders: Insane in Membrane
Metro Section: After the Bars Turn out Their Lights
CNN Headlines Bring Miraculous News
Because He Does Care: Joseph Curl's Remedial Pool Report
Ezra Cornell Was a Hero to Most...
BREAKING! Bomb Scare Involving Homeless Guy and Trash Bag!
Amy Argetsinger Did Not Rob a Convenience Store
Liberia, Ghana, Same Difference
Iran Enriches Uranium: You Know, For Kids!
The White House Press Pool: Drowning in Boredom
A Cry for Help: Wonk'd Sightings, Please
Blind Item Guesses: The Devil Wears a Member's Pin
Ask a Hill Staffer: Keep Quiet
Your Fancy Dinner Last Night? That's Another Pinstripe Suit for Tony Blankley
U.S. Military, Howie Kurtz Not Feeling Lucky
Take Us Out to the Ball Game: Cheney Pitches, Wonkette Catches
Us "Malign" Katherine Harris? Never!
Or Maybe He'll Really Shock Us and Write A Column About Not Liking the New Ghostface Album
Daily Briefing: What Nice Hands You Have
Remainders: Young Century You Are So Tricky
Metro Section: Killers, Killers, Everywhere
Senator Bill Frist, What's On Your iPod?
Ada Smith: More About Her Misdeeds
BREAKING: THERE ARE NEWSPAPERS IN CALIFORNIA!
On the Whole, We'd Rather Be Far, Far Away From Philadelphia
They Were Just Looking for Eye Cream Recommendations
Iran Enriches Uranium Underneath Watchful Eye of IAEA, Electric Six
Pentagon To Stop Grabbing Ankles for Defense Contractors
An Afternoon With Rummy: He Has No Time for These Things You Call Books
A Capitol Hill Blind Item: The Devil Wears a Member's Pin
We're Hearing... THAT THERE IS NO GOD
Pictured: The Future of American Politics
Guessing Game Results: The Meta-Leak
WONKETTE INSTANT POLL ANALYSIS
Just What the Doctor Ordered -- for Cynthia McKinney
Tim Kaine Eyebrow Watch: Situation Back to Normal
Seriously, Does Weisberg Owe Him Money or Something?
Daily Briefing: Handling the Truth
Remainders: Sticking It to the Man
The Supernatural Powers of Cable TV News Hosts
Couldn't They Get the Meter Maids To the Polls?
For the Record: Ada Smith Is Even More Crazy Than We Thought
Methinks the Pundit Doth Protest Too Much
Improper Relationships and PR Influence Gossip Columns? Heaven Forefend!
If Only Nicholas Kristof Wrote About Swollen Scrotums
Eleanor Clift Doesn't Understand Gay Culture
Bush Urges Nation: Tip Your Waitress
White House Rumor-Mongering: Scott McClellan's Possible Replacement
Chatology: America for Americans!
McKinney/Harris: Have You Ever Seen Them In the Same Place At the Same Time?
Cynthia McKinney Ain't Got Nothing on Her
Gossip Roundup: Don't Go There
Senior Administration Official Guessing Game: The Case of the Meta-Leak
Stephen Hadley Finally Loses It
From the Admirable Candor Department
Leave the Party Planning to the Red Hanky Crowd
Daily Briefing: Tectonic Tuesday
EMERGENCY MCKINNEY/HARRIS UPDATE! DEMOCRATIC PARTY FULL OF KILLJOYS!
Remainders: Scandal and More Scandal
Metro Section: The Single Life
Rumors on the Internets: Gee But It's Great To Be Back Home
Wonk'd: The Spring Break Edition
Today in Crazy Talk and Unsourced Rumor-Mongering
'Post' Blog Speculation: Of Interest To Nearly Three Of You
BREAKING! DON'T CROSS AGAINST THE LIGHT ON 14TH AND EYE
We Are This Close to Planning a Wonkette Field Trip
Holding It In: The Post Tries Not to "Leak"
Wonkette Sponsors Are Not Commenting On an Ongoing Investigation
Gossip Roundup: What Will Campbell Do?
Scooter -- Still Welcome At the Cool Kids Table?
Roxanne Roberts: She Knows When To Hold 'Em, When To Fold 'Em
YOUR DAILY KATHERINE HARRIS FIX
Senators Are Frequently, Secretly Fond Of Each Other
And What About That Burning Discharge from Pluto?
The Immigration Bill: What the Hell?
Daily Briefing: Shame and Sorry
Remainders: Forward-Looking Statements
Metro Section: Sports and Recreation
Rumors on the Internets: Confusion and Herpes Simplex are Luxuries You Can't Afford
Hillarywatch: The Hindustan Times Will Pick Up Anything
DeLay Outsources Violence to Unpaid Guys in Dirty T-Shirts
Overheard in Washington: Lots and Lots of Profanity
Ashley Blazer: Not Living Up To Her Name
Cynthia McKinney Offers Passion but He Offers Security
For the Record: The Spanking Fetishist Is at the Other Campus
Overheard in Washington: Send Cynthia McKinney to Iraq
National Blog Like an Idiot Year
Silly Fun With Leak Story Headlines
Overheard in Washington: Kay Bailey Hutchison, Stepford Senator
BREAKING! CYNTHIA MCKINNEY APOLOGIZES ON THE FLOOR OF THE HOUSE!
A Spinoff from Her Sitcom: Jessica Cutler's Legal Drama
Gossip Roundup: Sexual Fallout
Scooter: "Bush Said I Wouldn't Get In Trouble!"
Live Starving Villagers Waiting to Talk To You!
Bad Pun Day at the Metro Section
From the Desk of Wonkette (and Friends)
Remainders: Blogospheric Navel-Gazing, and Tom DeLay
Metro Section: Comings and Goings
Guessing Game Results: The Cokehead Daughter
Rumors on the Internets: Blogs Ripe With Affairs to Remember
BREAKING! CYNTHIA MCKINNEY TO BE PROSECUTED!
Well, It Was Almost an Exciting Afternoon...
Condi: Now You've Made Her Mad. Very Mad.
Crashing Team Party Crash: Original Wonkette Speaks
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATHERINE HARRIS!
Our Take on the Whole Katie Couric Deal
Team Party Crash: The Week Opinion Awards
To Do: Crash Exclusive Poker Party
Blind Item Guessing Game: The Case of the Cokehead Daughter
Gossip Roundup: Define 'Alive'
A Request for Our Readers: Brian Doyle Dirt, Please
Ask a Hill Staffer: Vocabulary Lessons and Intern Abuse
Team Party Crash: "This Is Our War" Book Party
McKinney Watch: Keep Ya Head Up, Cynthia
Forget It, Kerry! You're Outta Your Element!
Daily Briefing: DeLayed Reaction
Remainders: Pandering and Perversion
Metro Section: Thank You For Not Smoking
Breaking: There's a Big-Time Perv at DHS
Rumors on the Internets: Scrooge McDuck Has His Day
Here Is a Much Less Goofy-Looking Photo of President Bush Pitching
Congressional Guessing Game: Not Sure if This Is Covered By the Gift Ban Edition
Foreign Affairs: A Little Ditty About Condi and Jack
Today In Crazy Talk: Married To the Mob
Scientific Studies Show: John Kerry Is Depressing
Our Servers May Fail Us, but Katherine Harris Never Does
"Don't Even Begin to Twist My Words, Wolf": Cynthia McKinney in The Situation Room
Gossip Roundup: Little Love for 'Big Love'
We're Still Working On This "Spring Ahead" Thing
Remainders: The Tom DeLay Memorial Edition
Metro Section: Running 'Round and 'Round
Breaking: Fire at the Heritage Foundation
Rumors on the Internets: Happiness is Discovering Someone Less Cool Than You Are
Press Hard At It Justifying the Weekend's Stories
Chris Matthews Can't Seem To Make Up His Mind
Because Only God Can Save Them Now
President Bush Throws Like a Girl
Seriously, We'd Take Malcolm Gladwell Over More Of This Shit
Breaking: Zacarias Moussaoui Found Eligible for the Death Penalty
Team Party Crash: The MRC's DisHonor Awards
Breaking: Zacarias Moussaoui Verdict Reached
Guessing Game Results: Anonymous Ex Post Facto Buck-Passing? Could Be Anyone
Press Release of the Day: NRCC
Fuck It, Nothing But Pictures of Katherine Harris For the Rest of the Day
Gossip Roundup: Rice's Banned Reading
And the Oval Office Carpet Was All Sticky, Too
POWER OUT AT CAPITOL! COOL LITTLE RED LIGHTS RENDERED USELESS!
BREAKING: NOTHING IMPORTANT HAS HAPPENED SINCE THURSDAY
Weekend Wonk'd: It's Hard Out There for an Ex-Chief of Staff
Today In Painfully Obvious Note-Fodder
Justice Scalia Loved This Gerrymander
Campbell Brown and Dan Senor to Make Tons of Baby Insiders Together
Daily Briefing: Will the Real Bill Frist Please Stand Up?
Wonkette's Week in Review: The Not-So-Idle-Hands Edition
How Not To Advertise for a New FEMA Chief
Remainders: Just Like Every White House Correspondent Sings Her Sad, Sad Song...
Rumors on the Internets: Where We're Going We Don't Need Roads
The Week in Comments: Tupac, Rummy, and Harding
To Do: Get Out and Exercise (Or Watch Others Do So)
CYNTHIA MCKINNEY WILL SPEAK TO HER PUBLIC!
Press Release of the Day: Ari's Desperate
OMG OMG BEST FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WEBSITE SO FAR
Fingergate Fallout: Photog 'Fired'?
Michael Scanlon: The Crook, the Thief, His Wife, and His Lover
Media Matters: If You Ignore Us, We Will Go Away
Wonkette Sponsors: In Peak Bloom
Blogger: Difficulty of Practicing Law Overrated
Who Says the Administration Doesn't Take Enough Responsibility?
Gossip Roundup: Made-for-TV Bureaucrats
Pour Out a Little Liquor for Cynthia McKinney
You Don't Wanna Know Where Kornheiser Ended Up
Daily Briefing: 'Even a Zealot'
Metro Section: Silver Linings and Clouds
Rumors on the Internets: Close Your Eyes -- It's Trite Out
Country's First 16-Year-Old Lt. Gov?
To Do: The Shameless Plug Edition
Senior Administration Official Guessing Game: Damage Control
Condi: Still More Fabulous Photos
A Few Good Men -- and Their Tattoos, Too
Also Linked: Eating Too Much and Having A Big Fat Ass
CYNTHIA MCKINNEY KNOWS: 911 IS A JOKE IN YOUR DISTRICT
Free Live Helicopter Mountain Footage!
C'mon, Matt, Get With the Program
Cynthia McKinney: They Put Up Her Picture with Silence, Cuz Her Identity By Itself Causes Violence
More Fun With Contextual Advertising
Gossip Roundup: 'Cozying Ever Closer'
Another Fingergate Update: The Ocular Proof
Even Members of Congress Have Fun With Federal Government Websites
Secretary of State Possessed By Demons
'Post' Celebrates Whacking Day
Silvio Berlusconi Did Not Hump That Particular Traffic Cop
Daily Briefing: 'Get Governing'
Remainders: Tired, Poor, Huddled Bloggers
Metro Section: Pretty Random Crap
Rumors on the Internets: It's 1912 and We're All Rich White Guys
More McKinney: Punching Cops Apparently Illegal
Rummy Has Found Those Weapons of Mass Destruction
Senator John Ensign: This White Man Can Jump
Silvio Berlusconi Humps a Traffic Cop
Ben Domenech: Fireproofing His Master's House
Tim Kaine Eyebrow Watch: Still Arched, Weeks Later
DC Examiner Dress Code: Only Due Attention To Ones Self, Please
Bush Takes Stand-Up Comedy Routine to Freedom House
DHS: Gone to Pot Since Brownie Left
Ask a Hill Staffer: Hagiographic Content
An Update on Fingergate: Nino Is Still Cool
Most Meanspirited Post of the Day
Gossip Roundup: Bush as Shakespeare
Black Nail Polish Seems A Bit Goth for an Aspiring Nun
White House Rumor-Mongering: Waiting for the Other Shoe(s) To Drop
Surely, Senator Cornyn, The Problem With America Is "Too Much Talk, Not Enough Rock"
VandeHai's Analysis Signals 'Post' Is Heeding Conventional Wisdom...
Remainders: The White House of the Past, Present, and Future
But Seriously, We've Heard He's the First Black President, but This is Ridiculous!
Rumors on the Internets: Life Was Easier When You Were Student ID #09745
ANDREW CARD RESIGNATION HEADLINE PUN WATCH
Metro Section: Franklin Foer Doesn't Want Your Panties
Paris Protests Continue to Be Awesomer Than Ours
Decoding the Note: Give 'Em Another Day, They Need Time to Bring the Smarm
The French Do Everything Better
As Soon As One of Them Hooks Up With Vince Vaughn, Let Us Know
What Will Happen in Iraq? "Que Sera, Sera"
Kyl and Graham to Claim That the Congressional Record is "Totally a Wiki"
Ben Domenech: I Am Surprisingly Fair to My Old Bosses
A Portrait of America as a Medium Rare Steak
See, He's Sort of "Imitating" a Post "Reporter" Too, Geddit?
A Rove Blurb Will Not Be Appearing on Scooterlibby.com Any Time Soon
Katherine the Great: She Really Loves Those Horses
Do You Happen To Have Friends Who Work For the Vast Rightwing Conspiracy?
Misery Loves Company: CNN.com Was Messed Up Too
And You Thought Those Florida Voting Booths Were Primitive
Yosh Up, Card Down: Meet the New Chief of Staff
Remainders: Tying Up Loose Ends
Metro Section: Bitterness and Frustration
Rumors on the Internets: Blogs Are the New Hastily Scribbled Rally Posters
Update: Men at Media Matters Still Total Fucking Slobs
For the Record: Justice Scalia Is Less Cool Than We Thought
Breaking: Now Cory Booker Can Blog Without Fear
Saddam: "My Mom Thinks I Am Cool"
With Improved Access to Funny Headlines, Too
Tom DeLay Forbidden From Taking His Guns to Town
Guess Nino Didn't Give Up Cursing for Lent
Katherine Harris + Horse = Blog Gold
John Kerry's Rider: Not As Hilarious As It Should Be
Gossip Roundup: Hillary's Sexual Power
From the "Ignorance Is Bliss" File
Sorry, Mr. Abramoff, but We Can't Count the Cut Flashback Scenes
We Have a Few Questions About This Photo
And Don't Even Think About Cutting Off Ruthie's Subscription to AARP the Magazine
Dirk Kempthorne: Party's At His Place
Blunt: "I Wouldn't Say Not To Refrain From Forgetting to Bribe Me..."
Daily Briefing: Another Turning Point
While You Were Drinking: Laura Bush on Larry King
Remainders: Getting Screwed By Halliburton and Tucker Carlson
Rumors on the Internets: Bloggers Have All the Answers
Well, Do You Work for the Federal Government?
To Do: Life Is a Bowl of Cherry Blossoms
Guessing Game Results: The Leaker and the Tweaker
What the Hell Is Michael Kinsley Talking About Watch: Day 1
Schumer: His Bark Is Worse Than His Bite
This Shit's So Good It Doesn't Need a Catchy Headline: Exclusive Photos of Katherine Harris
Wonkette Sponsors Are Not Bringing In a Gray-Beard
'Post' Blogger Ben Domenech: Kinda Screwed
Cartoon Violence Swings Both Ways
Gossip Roundup: Don't Drink the Water
Usually the Subject of Pensions Makes People Fall Asleep, Not Go Insane
Wonk'd: This Week With Pretty Pictures
George W. Bush: Strict Constructionist
Rumors on the Internets: Lunacy Took the Red-eye
Cory Booker Blogging at the HuffPo? "Oh No He Din't!" "Oh Yes He Did!"
Today in Craigslist: Almost, but Not Quite, A Logical Progression
Reader Complaints Day Continued: Boy, Are Our Faces Red (Geddit?)
Wonkette PSA: Cruising May Be Hazardous To Your Health
Anderson Cooper: Top With Republicans
Senior Administration Official Guessing Game: MoDo's Source
An Addendum: Doing Live Radio Is Hard
An Afternoon With Rummy, Continued: Liveblogging the Pentagon Briefing (Part 2)
Reader Complaints Day Continued: Part D
An Afternoon With Rummy: Liveblogging the Pentagon Briefing (Part 1)
Cory Booker: Did He or Did He Not Blog?
Press Release of the Day: Charlie Sheen Will Not Be Ignored
BLANKLEY TO WONKETTE: I DID NOT BLOG
Chief Justice Roberts and Justice Souter Argue Over Who Is More Gay
Gossip Roundup: 850 Songs of Summer
We Are Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally, Totally Sorry For This
No, Bush Licks It Off Of An Antique Limoges Bowl
Mr. Cheney Also Requires Bunny Slippers and Warm Soy Milk
Daily Briefing: 'Placidity and Collegiality'
Remainders: Shooting Fish in a Barrel
Metro Section: Pleasant Surprises
Rumors on the Internets: Vote, or Die a Little Inside
Hillarywatch: Republicans Criminalize Jesus!
A Graphical Illustration of the State of the Democratic Party, Rendered In Press Releases
Oh No, William and Mary Won't Do
Condi Passes on NFL Job and Takes Off for the Caribbean
They'd Blame the Gays for Global Warming Too -- If Only They Believed In It
Daily Candy Editors Do Plan On Making It Out to DC One Of These Days
Today On Fun With Federal Government Websites: "Colliding Balls"
Closing the Door on Clooneygate
Ask a Hill Staffer: Open Bar Edition
Liveblogging President Bush's Visit to West Virginia (Part 2)
Buy Duke Cunningham's Ill-Gotten Furniture
Liveblogging President Bush's Visit to West Virginia (Part 1)
Fun With Corrections: Bernanke Just as Delphic and Inscrutable as Greenspan
Some People Still Love the President
*BREAKING* SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE IN FRONT OF WHITE HOUSE
Fun With Stock Photography, No. 1,204
Katherine Harris To Sell Vast Push-Up Bra Collection to Fund Senate Bid
Daily Briefing: Enjoying the Ride
Remainders of the Rich and Infamous
Metro Section: Nasty, Brutish, and Short
Serious Guess: Durbin to Biden
Now That's What We Call Fun With Federal Government Websites
CNN and Gallup: Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
Rumors on the Internets: People Are Really Pissed Off Today
Helen Thomas Browbeats Bush Into Tearful Confession
Introducing: Sergeant Wonkette's Real America
The Photo Tom Kean Doesn't Want You To See
Why the British Are Cooler Than We Are
Beltway Horoscope Watch: That Which Does Not Kill Bush Only Makes Him Stronger
Plus, After the Holy War, He'd Just Leave Those Knives in the Sink For Days
Stephen Colbert: The Word Is "Richiness"
Gossip Roundup: Who is a C-List Celebrity?
Scientific Studies Show: Conservatives Are [Fill in the Blank]
There's Just Not Room in the Budget For FBI Agents to Get Safeway Cards
Poor Cheney, Stood Up Again, Had Only His Unimaginable Power and Billions of Dollars to Console Him
Mark Warner Just Doesn't Photograph Well
Daily Briefing: Do You See What I See?
Remainders: With the Benefit of Hindsight
Metro Section: Good Luck With That
Rumors on the Internet: Christian Convert Does Shooters With Dutch Cartoonists
Maybe the Resignation Rumors Should Focus on Condi
Rumors of Rumsfeld's Demise: Greatly Exaggerated?
Peeking Inside the Engine of the Straight Talk Express
Smoke and Mirrors: Battle of the Pointless Chicago Tobacco Lounge Stories
Occasional Suspicious Substance Watch: TERROR IN THE LADIES ROOM
Dunkin' Donuts Spokesman Reincarnated as Kuwaiti Emir
Oh, Shit, We Forgot To Turn on the Bush Speech Until the Q&A Started, and Now We're Confused
Catching John Kerry With His Pants Down
Chatology: Defining Victory Down
Dick Will Be Entering the Auditorium Via the Side-Entry (We Got a Million Of 'Em)
Gossip Roundup: Burning Hatred
Then They'll Bring In the Washington Generals to Coach the Basketball Team
Yeah, That Photo Was Pretty Bad, Wasn't It?
Rummy's Got Your Number, Abu Musab al-Majority of Americans
Daily Briefing: God Only Knows
St. Patrick's Day Wonk'd: Barbara Bush, Young and Irresponsible
To Do: Guilty and Not-So-Guilty Pleasures
Wonk'd: The Non-Jessica-Simpson Edition
It's Friday, Time for a CNN Headline Post
Anti-Wonk'd: Jessica Simpson Was NOT at Smith Point
Wonkette Sponsors Are Our Spuddy Buddies
Open Secrets Watch: The New Guy At Interior
March Madness at the DNC: Howard Dean's Standing in the Office Betting Pool
Crazy Congressional Candidate of the Day
Don't Worry, Anonymous Poster -- The Healing Starts Now
This Is Why They're the Majority Party, People
Cartoon Violence Keeps Its Eyes On Its Own Work
Happy St. Patrick's Day, Everyone!
Wonkette Exclusive: Up Close and Personal with Tom Malin!
Gossip Roundup: Jessica, We Hardly Knew Ye
He Still Faces Strong Opposition From Senators Grimace and McCheese
"The Ashcroft Group": Suckier Than the Blue Man Group?
Daily Briefing: Raise the Roof
Remainders: The Pain and Suffering Edition
Anderson Cooper: Just Like Us?
Socialized Medicine: It's Not Perfect
Round-the-Clock-Wonk'd: More Jessica Simpson
Update: Journalists Still Unstylish, Also Fairly Catty About It
One of These Things Is Not Like the Others
Rumors on the Internet: Feingold Fumbles With Moderate's Bra Hook
How Is This Different From Actual Lobbying, Again?
One More Plug (Hehe) for Our Tom Malin Interview
Emergency Wonk'd: Jessica Simpson on Capitol Hill!
Why Can't These People Just Focus On the President's Legislative Agenda?
Coming [sic?] Attractions: An Interview With Tom Malin!
Journalists? Unstylish? We'll Believe It When We See It!
Gossip Roundup: 'Giant Steps Onto Soapboxes'
"So, Mom, What Do YOU Think of the Medicare Prescription Drug Plan?"
Finally, A T-Shirt For the Rest of Us
CHRIS MATTHEWS (AND HIS FRIENDS) KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO
The Feds: Trying To Have Their Gay and Eat It Too
CHRIS MATTHEWS HAS THE SHINING
The Pony In Corporate Consolidation
Political Fundraising Metaphors Are Becoming Distressingly Literal
Daily Briefing: 'As Grave Dangers Materialize'
Remainders: While You Were Getting Alan Smitheed by George Clooney Edition
Metro Section: Smokin' That Crystal Edition
Today's Second-Best Catchphrase: "I Did Not Blog"
But Is There A Subset of The Note That Can, Uhm...Write?
NYT Gives Mark Warner the Dorian Gray Treatment
Intellectual Dilettantes At Play In The Fields of Punditry
Federal Appeals Court Rules Against the Invasive Probing of American Citizens
Gossip Roundup: Missing the Cowboys
Ask a Hill Staffer: "Flat" Tax! Geddit?
Hey Democrats...You Got Served!
Oh, Look, It's the Ides of March: Jessica Cutler's TV Show
Folks, Meet Your New Catchphrase
And Yesterday We Joked That It Was Hard To Divine a Democratic Message
The War On Terror: Fought on the Honor System:
Remainders: As Bad As You Could Possibly Make It Edition
Metro Section: Our Vote is for "Cashout" by Fugazi Edition
Could We Pretty Please With Sugar On Top NOT Draft Pierce Bush?
Stalin Woulda Had This Guy Killed Ten Times By Now. Hell, Nixon Woulda Taken Care of Him Faster
The Scorching Dipshittery of John Derbyshire
President Bush Seeks Poll Bounce Through Osmosis
Your Search -- "ask the white house" libby -- Did Not Match Any Documents
"Jennifer Black"? Seriously? Why Not "Scarlett Evil" Or Something?
All The Condicizing Has Finally Paid Off
The Awesome Classiness of the Bush Family
When We Finally Reach The Places We Have Come To Fear The Most
Bipolar Ex-Prostitute Senate Staffer? Ma'am, That Could Be Anyone
Bill Napoli is all Twisted Up and Dead Inside
We're Seeing a Whole New Direction For Colin's Memoirs
New Defense: A Hot Dog Made Floyd Lose Control
Daily Briefing: Off the Cliff?
Remainders: We're All Bitches to the Bracket Edition
Metro Section: Just Beat Duke Edition
Not Liveblogging the Censure Debate
Frist's Greatest Fear: REVEALED!
It's an Interesting Defense, but a Bit Late, Innit?
Also, He Shouldn't Be Allowed to Use the Taxpayer Provided Pink Soap
Douchebag of the Day: Pierce Bush
Somebody Please Stop the Foers
Gossip Roundup: George Clooney Shouts
Chatology: Fitzgeraldianly Awry
Hotline Straw Poll Results: Dye Jobs Win Out Over Distinguished Grey
Thank God For 24-Hour News Networks
BREAKING: 'POST' CAPTION EDITORS CORRECTLY IDENTIFY BLACK GUY
Maybe He Was Making a Sort of Obscure 'Crash' Reference?
We Don't Wanna Say We Told You So, but...
Wonkette's Week In Review: Why Are You Reading This? Haven't You Looked Outside Today?
Remainders: Failures To Launch Edition
A Cause We'd Also Like to See Hitch Orgnize A Rally For
When Did "Fancy" Become Such a Pejorative?
To Do: Idiotarod, Irish Drama, Fake News
From the Desk of Chris Matthews (and Friends)
The FEMA Coloring Book: Funny, In a Stabbing Yourself in the Eyes Sort of Way
BREAKING! Gale Norton to Resign
Wonkette Sponsors Refuse to Back Down
Gossip Roundup: Caught in the Act
Cartoon Violence Thinks of the Children
The Exquisite Disillusionment of Pierce Bush
The Middle Schooling of the Senate Intelligence Committee
There Are So Few Guarantees In Life...
Sources Have Spotted the Vice President Bitching About Poor Restaurant Service In Delray Beach
Daily Briefing: The Great Unraveling
Metro Section: Seventy Times Seven Edition
The Relative Importance of Your Political Stand, Expressed Pictorially
And Just Like That, There Were Never Any Problems In Iraq Ever Again Ever...
Ports Scandal Over, Hopefully to be Replaced By Something Less Boring
We Correct Ann Coulter So That You Don't Have To
Gossip Roundup: Madonna Says 'Go For It'
BREAKING: PEOPLE ALL OVER WASHINGTON GETTING WORK DONE TODAY
Chris Matthews' Friends Are So Not Going To Sit With You At Lunch Anymore
...At The Very Least, Add A Small Picture Of A Man Sarcastically Air-Quoting
EVERY RESTAURANT ON THE HILL TO CLOSE
Senate Agrees to Meal Ban Amid Mild Bitching
Next Week In the 'Times': 'Blind Dates' Often Lead to Sexy Jacuzzi Encounters
Remainders: "Hey, Buff Guy. What Are You Benching?" Edition
Metro Section: Encendedor! Edition
Our Friends in the Local Media Ruin Our Favorite Shows
BREAKING: HOT CONGRESSIONAL AIDE DISCOVERED
Gossip Roundup: 'Different Kind of Cat'
In the May Issue, Scooter Libby Drunk-Dials His Exes
We Watch Your Homemade Documentary Shorts
Not Particularly Funny Congressman Guessing Game
What's Good For the Wiretapped Goose is Apparently Not Good For the Wiretapped Gander.
Ask a Hill Staffer: Staff Asses
We Accept the Note's Challenge
Al-Fatah Is In Your Extended Network
None of This Would Have Happened If We'd Only Released Warrick Holdman
It's Hard Out Here For a Guest Blogger
Time For Us to Quit Riding Tom Malin
Daily Briefing: Political Hot Potato
Remainders: Still Inside the Media Bubble
For the Record: Tom Malin Is a Gay Ex-Prostitute, Not an Ex-Gay Ex-Prostitute
Guessing Game Results: The Unidentified Governor
An Army of Davids Attacks Barry C. Lynn
The Security Council -- Is It... a Goer? Eh? Eh?
"Brokeback Mountain": It May Have Lost at the Oscars
We Aren't Free Speech Martyrs, but We Can Be Just as Self-Righteous
Wonk'd: Shopping With the Stars
Sometimes Amendments Come Back... Again
Senior Administration Official Guessing Game: Together, The Democrats Can't Do Better
Gossip Roundup: Stephanopoulos's Nails
Next Week: Some Bloggers Write Favorably of Their Advertisers!
Help Wanted: Donna Shalala Seeks Two Gardeners
Fun with Corrections: The "Bad, But Not That Bad" Edition
Could Someone Look Into This For Us? Thanks.
Daily Briefing: Mission Unraveling
Remainders: Our Post-Oscars Celebrity Hangover
If We Can't Count On Our Best and Brightest News Analysts, Who Can We Count On?
Iran to U.S.: "Not Tonight, We Have a Headache"
What Is CNN Trying to Tell Us?
The State Department: More Gossipy Than a High School Cafeteria
The Fabulous Life of Michael Scanlon and His Beard
If Only We Could Warn Our Past Selves About 'Brokeback Mountain' Jokes
Gossip Roundup: Friends in High Places
Drowning in the Fishbowl: Non-Stop Irony and Media Navel-Gazing
Today In Sarcastic Missed Connections
Chatology: Riding the Nuclear Tiger
The Department of Ironies Too Painfully Obvious To Point Out Remains Impenetrable
The Oscars: Our Guide To Faking It
Daily Briefing: All You Can Leave Behind
A Note to Weekend Copy Editors: Watch the Double Entendres, Guys
For Your Consideration: George Clooney, Khaled Meshal
EVEN BREAKING-ER: 8 YEARS IN THE PEN FOR THE DUKE-STIR
BREAKING: BLACKBERRY GOOD NEWS (HA HA HA)
They're Not Booing, They're Saying "Boo-ush!"
Stephen Colbert's Bipartisan Outreach Effort
Abramoff's Pal: Loosen Up, Squares!
The Bushes in India: Funny Photos Continued
Never-Ending Fun With Spam: Our Filthy Minds Are Getting Filthier
New Katrina Briefing Video Exonerates Everyone!
The Bushes in India: More Funny Photos
Wonkette Sponsors Are Sharing Their Workout Secret
At the Movies with Mr. Tight Hole Operations
Even More Frightening Than the Robin Givhan Byline
Discretion Is the Better Part of Uselessness
Fun with Corrections: The "Wouldn't They Be Dead?" Edition
Daily Briefing: Let's Go to the Tape
Remainders: Here's to Your Health
Rumors on the Internets: Objectivist Porn Finds Its (Free) Market
Well, As Long As That's Fine With You
From the "Like We Give a Shit" Department
It's Okay, Di Fi, We Like Phantom Planet Too
"Sunny Day, Sweeping the Mushroom Cloud Away"
We Had an Icky Dream Last Night
Biting Political Commentary Dept. Revisited
Wonk'd: Everybody But the Bush Twins
Even More Fun With Spam: Shame On Us
Gossip Roundup: Smoke 'em If You Got 'em
Because Nuclear Weapons Are the Ultimate Aphrodisiac
Covering Your Ass: Science Or Art?
An Update on Tom Malin: Still Going Strong
Decoding Taking a Cheap Shot at The Note
That White Ruffle Thing Is Great for Catching Drool
Drunk David Gregory Still Smarter Than You
Daily Briefing: A Day Late and a Dollar Short
Remainders: Focus on the Family, Not the Muttonchops
We Wish We Had a Milk Chocolate Playpen
Wonk'd: Barbara Bush's "Full-Frontal Body Rub"
Rumors On the Internets: New-New Democrats Keep It In Their Pants
Dubai Ports World Of Pure Imagination
Anna Nicole Smith: The Morning After
"If It's Good Enough for Enemy Combatants, Dammit, Then It's Good Enough for My Kids!"
MONDAY! MONDAY! MONDAY! With the R! N! C!
Guessing Game Results: The Memo, Part 2
Ask a Hill Staffer: Watch Your Step, Ladies
Gossip Roundup: Somehow Missing Anna Nicole
Elizabeth Vargas's Bush Interview: President Bush, He's Just Like Us
Politics and Pro Wrestling -- What More Could We Ask For?
Elizabeth Vargas's Bush Interview: Up Close and Personal
Good News For People Who Don't Really Follow the News
Guessing Game Results: The Memo, Part 1
A Slight Whiff of Puke Drives Us Crazy Too
We're Bringing the War Back Home
Maybe Hillary Was Right After All
Ladies and Gentlemen, Condicise
Remainders: Mangoes, Granite, Bowties, and Ducks
Chatology: No News Is... No News
Where to Stalk Anna Nicole Smith Tonight
Blogs: Too Dirty Even for Karl Rove?
"All Rise! Worship of Anna Nicole Smith Is Now In Session!"
John Bolton: A Man With a Plan?
U.S. Won't Get Into Civil War, but Will Sort Of Hang Out In the General Vicinity
John McCain: Proven Scary By Science
Anna Nicole Smith Proceeds Pro Se in the Supreme Court
CBS Quickly Booked Kissinger and Haig in a Free-Throw Contest
If a Tree Falls in the Forest...
Bob Novak's Birthday: Last Sunday, Apparently
Anderson Cooper in the Big Easy
Gossip Roundup: Under Bush's Suit
Wonkette Mailbag: Lou Dobbs is Angry
Abramoff's Birthday: Return the Gift
Anna-Maniacs at the SCOTUS: An Update
Majority of Americans Hate America
Mrs. Smith Goes to Washington: Blonde Bombshell Explodes at One First Street!
A Very Special Message From Richard Cohen
Oligarchies: Saying What We're All Thinking!
Daily Briefing: Mind the Intel Gaps
Remainders: Not About the Ports (We Promise)
It's Hillary's World, We're Just Living In It
But Al- Zawahiri, He Really Likes Those French Air Kisses
Insight Makes Shit Up, Matt Links To It
Matt Drudge Has Fun With Headlines
A Final Word on Frances Townsend
Peeping and Other Illicit Activities
The United Nations: Just Like Us!
Hey, You Could Trade the Respect of the Rest of the International Community For It
Gossip Roundup: Subway Stories
The 109th Congress' Loneliest Caucuses
Who Says the MSM Can't Do This "Blog" Thing?
And On the Seventh Day, He Defrauded Them
Would You Buy a Gibson Doubleneck Guitar From This Man?
New Fed Governor Loves Dave Matthews, Reports New Republic
Finally, the World Will Know Who Michael Scanlon Is Wearing
A Lesson in How Not To Use Scare Quotes
Daily Briefing: 'Theater of the Absurd'
Not Even News for a Saturday: Ann Coulter Insults Somebody
Remainders: Glitter and Be Gay
Why We "Idolspize" Robin Givhan
BREAKING: YOUR THUMBS (HA HA HA)
Senior Administration Official Guessing Game: The Memo
Instant Team Party Crash: Legoland Uber Alles
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Quintessential Friday Post
Wonk'd: A Slow Week in Celeb Sightings
Wonkette Sponsors Are All Danes Now
Pro-Danish Rally Photos, With Special Guest Christopher Hitchens
Team Party Crash: National Press Foundation Awards Dinner
What Are You Still Doing Here?
Gossip Roundup: Out of Bounds?
All Right, Now Explain Chertoff
You Can Always Count on the Times To Ruin All the Fun
Because Taiwan Is Always Getting Screwed By the U.S.
Someone Hasn't Been Paying Attention These Last 3,000 Years
Daily Briefing: 'Gosh, I Hope There's War'
The Jurassic Beaver Is Closed For Business
Remainders: Plagued By Dubai-ety
To Do: Party in a Tux, Like a Rock Star, or With Right-Wing Babes
There Has To Be a Joke In Here Somewhere
An Evening With the Original Wonkette -- and Jeff Gannon
We Can Be Confident They Will Protect Our Nation's Ports From Rare Middle Eastern Bird-Muppets
Modern: Caring What Norman Mailer Has to Say
Frances Townsend: She Can "Take Over Our Ports" Anytime
It's Tough Trolling for Anonymous Sex When You're Famous
"Buy Lego"? That's What Passes for Solidarity These Days?
Gossip Roundup: Woodward's Fears
For the Record: In Defense of Mary Kay Products
Breaking! Senator Announces Something On TV!
Guessing Game Results: The State Department Reorg, Part 2
Sadly, Gawker Media Just Missed the Cut
Tom Malin Jokes: C'mon, People, Let's Challenge Ourselves a Little
We Don't Know About "Worse," but 'Monster-in-Law' Certainly Didn't Help Matters
Because Rupert Murdoch Felt That Fox Wasn't Doing Enough Already
Entertainment Industry Spokesman, Dead Ahead!
Happiness Is the Right to Keep and Bear a Warm Gun
Daily Briefing: Unprecedented GOP Revolt
Remainders: Everybody's Rolling in Cash Except For Us
Hillarywatch: Why Gays Really Hate Hillary
Rick Santorum Brings Shame to His Proud Name
Rep. Jean Schmidt: "Cowards Cut and Eat... A Cake With My Face On It!"
Heroin : Methadone :: Oil : Dog Crap
Guessing Game Results: The State Department Reorg
We Must Not Hand Over Our Ports to Tucker Carlson
Hillarywatch: Why Is HRC So Mean to Gay People?
Ask a Hill Staffer: Civics for Sociopaths
The Situation With Tucker Carlson Is Increasingly Grim
Sleepless In the Dirksen Building
Have You Considered Trying to Write Essays That Don't Make Us Want to Claw Our Eyes Out?
Ruth Bader Ginsburg: The Jewish Mother Sam Alito Never Had
Daily Briefing: 'Understand the Consequences'
Remainders: The Bad Ideas Edition
Decoding the Note: We'll Start Talking About the President's "Agenda" When It Starts Being Funny
Larry Summers: We'll Miss You and Your Big Mouth
Justice Stevens: The Secret of His Success
"Tight Hole Operations": Jeff Gannon's Response
Insert "All Our Openings Have Been Filled" Joke Here
Gossip Roundup: Chelsea Clinton, Too Much?
To Be Fair, It Is Hard to Recognize Him Without the Cool Hat
More Unfunny Cartoons: Gaggle Us With a Spoon
Senior Administration Official Guessing Game: The State Department Reorg
Daily Briefing: Life Transformations
Remainders: Dick Cheney's Hunting Accident, Gone But Not Forgotten
"Tight Hole Operations": 10 Questions for Jeff Gannon
The Muslims: And They Roast Christian Babies On Spits and Eat Them, Too
We're Looking Forward to Spirited Debate on the President's Anti-Twister Legislation
Gossip Roundup: Presidential Flatulence
Tom Malin for State Rep: Because the Texas Legislature Needs More Bottoms
But The Office Politics Are Murder (Har Har)
Finally, A Precise Quantification Of How Many Americans Are Just Fucking Nuts
Daily Briefing: 'So Harry-centric'
Remainders: Happy Presidents' Day Weekend
The Mysterious Vanishing Abramoff Photos
He Gets 'Em Going In, He Get 'Em Coming Out
Wonk'd: Celebrities Have To Eat, Too
We're Gonna Keep This Up 'till We Get an Embassy Bombed
Wonkette Sponsors: They Don't Shoot People (With Guns, That Is)
When Ann Coulter Commits Voter Fraud, She Commits Voter Fraud, Dammit
Donna Shalala: "Let Them Eat Mangoes"
Ask a Hill Staffer; Date a Hill Staffer
On Tap for the Spring Semester: Lesbianism 101
BREAKING: Harry Whittington Released From Hospital
We'd Tell You Cheney's Response, but His Livejournal Is Friends-Only
More Than You Ever Cared To Know About "Tight Hole Operations"
BREAKING! CAPITOL FLIES TOPSY-TURVY FLAG! DC DECLARES SOS! MUST CREDIT WONKETTE
Headlines We Would Prefer Not to See Next Week, Please
Dick Cheney Engaged in "Tight Hole Operations"?
Remind Us Not to Hit Up the Men's Warehouse With the Veep Either
Daily Briefing: 'Hang A Crepe Over It'
Remainders: The Multimedia Edition
William Donald Schaefer: Out of Comptrol!
Cheney Ephemera: If Only This Week Could Last Forever
Iran's Answer to "Freedom Fries"
Let Us Know When the Justice League Secure Those Iraqi Oil Pipelines
Safety First at the White House
Caveat Dater: Don'tDateHimGirl.com
Somebody Stop The Left Before They Kill Again
Fun with Corrections: Richard Nixon and Raw Beef
Gary Developed His Great Respect For the Armed Forces While Researching "Mission to Mars"
Capitol Hill Kiss-and-Tell: Two Tales
If You Removed the Qualifier, You'd Get to Add Tecumseh!
Guessing Game Results: The Thong
RNC 2008 In San Francisco: Slightly Less Likely Than Fallujah
Seeing Ginsburg Without Make-Up Would Frighten Us Too
Don't Play With Representative Roscoe G. Bartlett (R-MD), Rep. Bartlett Is a Dweeb
Daily Briefing: 'There's Harry Falling'
Liveblogging the Cheney Mea Culpa
Remainders: The Politics of Truth
Make Sure to Warn Us In Advance About "Temperance Day on the Hill"
Anderson Cooper To Join the Armed Forces?
Relive the Magic Again and Again
So What's Really Bothering Justice Stevens? Wonkette Contest Results, Part 2
BREAKING: Dick Cheney's Mea Culpa
Of Course, If You're Actually Cornered by a Vice President, You Should Always Aim For the Eyes
Gossip Roundup: Jenna's New Do
Capitol Hill Kiss-and-Tell: Ed Meese?
Liveblogging the Chertoff Testimony: Part 3
Introducing: Ask a Hill Staffer
Liveblogging the Chertoff Testimony: Part 2
Biting Political Commentary Dept.
Liveblogging the Chertoff Testimony: Part 1
Let Us Now Preempt All "Brit Better Wear Orange" Jokes
Finally, a Forum For People Who Can't Produce An Entire Letter to the Editor
So What's Really Bothering Justice Stevens? Wonkette Contest Results, Part 1
The Tell-Us-Something-We-Don't-Know Department
Even Laying and Collecting Excises Begins to Bore Them
No, Silly, That's Not Harry Whittington
Daily Briefing: 'Don't Tell Us'
Remainders: Justice Scalia Thinks You're an Idiot (But Did You Go Hunting with Dick Cheney?)
Now America Will Start Caring About the Cartoon Controversy
Valentine's Day E-Card Madness: Last Dance With Len Downie
To Do: Love and Other Wastes of Time
A Request for Our Readers: Paul Begala Screen Caps, Please
For the Record: A Few Fashion Notes
If It Makes You Feel Better, Jack, We Think You're Very Handsome
Senior Administration Official Guessing Game: The Thong
An Impassioned Plea for Gun (Metaphor) Control
BREAKING: Harry Whittington Suffers Heart Attack; Joke Moratorium Instituted
Valentine's Day E-Card Madness: Dana Milbank
Valentine's Day Headlines For the Lonely and Immature
Decoding the Note: Special Decoder Ring Sold Separately
Valentine's Day E-Card Madness: Amy Argetsinger and Roxanne Roberts
A Request for Our Readers: Capitol Hill Kiss-and-Tell
Jeff Sessions: Hottest Staff On the Hill?
Saddam Hussein: Fists of Fury!
Valentine's Day E-Card Madness: Fareed Zakaria
Selections From the Frist Birthday Card
Capitol Fashion Police Arrests: Dana Milbank
Anderson Cooper: Girls Are Gross!
Breaking Hair News: Condi's Gigantic Square Afro
Ain't Nothin' Worse Than Getting Metaphorically Shot In the Face
A Very Special Message From the Frist Family
Daily Briefing: 'Don't Be A Jerk'
Remainders: Cheney, Britney, et al.
That Buttery Goodness Doesn't Come Cheap
Hospital Briefing: The Cheney Shooting
Blog Roundup: Insert Your "Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight" Puns Here
Hill Hair Watch: The Hall of Fame
CPAC-ing Heat: Wonkette Gets Drunk With Right-Wingers
To Do: Sled With Bobby Digital
Iraq's Very Own Sex Scandal: We Have Finally Turned the Corner
White House Briefing: The Cheney Shooting
Gossip Roundup: Support from the Top
Chatology: Digesting the Sunday Spew
Our Big '06 Media Scandal: A Lot Like All Our Old '05 Media Scandals
Dick Cheney Finally Takes a Stand Against Trial Lawyers
Daily Briefing: Stating the Obvious
Remainders: Fear and Loathing in Washington, D.C.
DomePunks, DomePunk'd: Which Way Did They Go?
A Wonkette Reader Contest: So What's Really Bothering Justice Stevens?
Wonk'd: Leann Rimes, Dana Milbank, and a Camel
Wonkette Sponsors Are Spending More Time With Their Families
Slut-o-meter Ranks the Beltway Floozies
Gossip Roundup: Poolers Confronted
Brokeback Glacier: March of the Gay Penguins Goes On
Justice Stevens: Not Going Gentle Into That Good Night?
Exposed: The "People Read 'USN&WR'" Legend
Michael Brown Takes Your Requests
Daily Briefing: The 'Lull' on the Homeland
The Bush-Abramoff Picture(s) A Picture of the President With Some Random Pissant Congressman
Remainders: How Do You Solve a Problem Like the Press Pool?
Breaking: Justice Stevens "Can't Put Up With This Shit Anymore"!
Hill Hair Watch: The Early Returns
Gossip Roundup: Chris Matthews's Valentine
Fun With Federal Government Websites Forever
Still More Fun With Federal Government Websites
Wild Nights, Wild Nights! Wonkette Paints the Town
Sacrifice Essential Liberties and SAVE!
We Hear He Brought In Jon Brion For His Next One
God Bless Contextual Advertising
Daily Briefing: The Car Metaphor
BREAKING -- CROOKED LOBBYIST LEANS A LITTLE HEAVILY ON THE CAPS LOCK
Could This Be Our Big '06 Media Scandal? Please?
Putting Stormie To Bed: A Final Post on the Scandal That Never Was
Maverick Senator John McCain's Wednesday Anger List
Gossip Roundup: The Price is Right
Sadly, This One Came Without A Chart To Deface
Hillarywatch: HRC Parties Like A Rock Star
He's Just Concerned That His Links to the Acme Corporation Will Become Public
Not to Start a Turf War Here, but Domestic Ladies' Undergarments Are Clearly the FBI's Domain
Pass the Ben and Jerry's, Please
Hey -- Does Denmark Make Maple Syrup?
Entire Political Party Forgets to Study For Midterms
It's Okay, Senator Hatch; We Confuse Iraq With Vietnam Sometimes Too
Look Out, Crazy Xenophobe! There's One Right Behind You!
Daily Briefing: Moving Forward
Remainders: Washington Considered FISA A "Useful Tool"
Stormiegate: A Bit of Meta-Commentary
If You Can't Find Your Neo-Classical-Liberal Dream Girl At the Bar, the AFF Is Here To Help
Low-Hanging Fruit: Making Fun of Lobbyists
Semiweekly Suspicious Substance Watch: TERROR ON D 1ST ST.
Arlen Specter Kicks a Little Somethin' For the G's
Gossip Roundup: McCain in a Blink
More DC TV: There Are Three Things Wrong With That Title
BREAKING (Despite the Elastic): Stormie Janzen's Thong!
Tap This! "Uh, No Thanks," Say Spur Fans
Decoding the Note: What Is the Precise Amount Of Embarrassment They Feel?
Stormie Janzen: Tempest in a Teapot?
Chatology: Digesting the Sunday Spew
Photos of Congressmen Blowing Rails Would Also Be Appreciated
Maybe It's Just a Dry Spell, Rick
Daily Briefing: 'Patchwork of Generosity and Austerity'
Remainders: Those Goddam Cartoons Edition
That Would Be Problematic Even With A Warrant
A Little More On The Senate NSA Hearing
Blind Item Guessing Game: K Street Confidential
Brief update on Alberto Gonzales' appearance before the Senate Judiciary Committee
The Camel Situation Is Under Control
Fun with Federal Government Websites
Lawrence of... Washington, D.C.?
Gossip Roundup: White House Goes Organic
Just Remember, Natalie: If He Hurls a Coffee Mug At You, It Means He Likes You
Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back in the Blogosphere...
Boehner: Healthiest T-Zone In Congress
Digging for Dirt on Leading Lobbyists
Those Two Must've Had a Blast at the Bar Last Night
Daily Briefing: A Transparent Relationship
Remainders: Be Alert, Stay Alive
Abramoff Proves Surprisingly Frugal
Guessing Game Results: DoJ Disses Senate Judiciary
Wonkette Sponsors Are Leading the Fight Against Isolationism
Gossip Roundup: Frank Luntz, Mr. Popular
A Ringing Defense of Hollywood Studio Films
For The Love of God, Someone Call Bill Frist
Wonk'd: The Man of the Hour, Jack Abramoff!
House Republicans Elect Self-Writing Joke
Wonk'd: The Supremes, Gods Among Men
I Think It's Gonna Be a Long, Long War
Who Needs Napalm? We Love the Smell of Dead Dog in the Morning
Wonk'd: The Prince of Darkness -- on a Bad Hair Day!
Today in Wonkette: Teen Assfucking
Daily Briefing: 'Cry of Concern'
I Don't Think Hank Done It This Way
In Case of Emergency, Break Glass and Make Fun of Teddy Kennedy
BREAKING: It's Prounounced "BAY-ner"!
BREAKING: GOP Leadership Has A Boehner!
Gossip Roundup: McCain Goes Hollywood
The U.S. Supreme Court: A Mighty Fine Lookin' Building
Free Email Client Outsmarts Team of Pseudo-Journalists
Senior Administration Official Guessing Game: DoJ Disses Senate Judiciary
Alito Just Grateful No One Noticed He Was Only Wearing His Robe
Remainders: Whoa, You Like To Claim You'll Wean Us Off of That Stuff
Vanity Plates of the Rich and Famous (For D.C., That Is)
You Can't Handle the Truth! Or, For That Matter, A Defecating Dog
Wonk'd: And What About Justice O'Connor?
18 Hours Later, the SOTU T-Shirt
Gossip Roundup: Brownback Backpedals
The Oscars: Politics for Beautiful People
Decoding the Note: Somebody Out There Likes Him
Mr. and Mrs. Smith Go To Washington
Puke With Your Head, Not Over It
Coded Messages to Bush's Base in Last Night's State of the Union Address
The SCOTUS at the SOTU: Did They Exhibit "Good Behavior"?
We're Pretty Sure He Declared War On Burma and No One Noticed
AMC Live-Blogging the SOTU: Watch Out for Those Human-Animal Hybrids
Someone's Going to Have to Return An Awful Lot of Windbreakers
Battle of the Unread Right-Wing Papers
Senior Administration Official Guessing Game Results: The Alito Nomination Players
Breaking News: Hidden Biases Affect Political Views
Write Your Own 'Washington Times' Story -- and Save!
Gossip Roundup: Abstinent Campaign
All the Critics Love U In Randolph
Our Visit to the Union Station Bathroom Was Considerably Less Eventful
SOTU Drinking Game: Straight Up-and-Down Vote, No Chaser
Senior Administration Official Guessing Game: The Alito Nomination Players
Daily Briefing: Cool, Calm, and Breathing Deep
Remainders: Maybe Brangelina Will Live in NoMa
Senator Brownback Engages in Fruit-ful Dialogue
Harriet Miers Seeks "Missed Connection"
To Do: Burn Ted Kennedy In Effigy
Alan Greenspan To Leave Fed, Start Blog?
Please, ABC -- Leave This Work to the Professionals
No R-E-S-P-E-C-T for R-E-N-O as Songstress
The Time Is Still Not Right For America's First Hot President
The Dean of the Press Corps Puts All of Washington On Double Secret Probation
John Kerry's Last Stand: The Alito Filibuster Backstory
Letter From the Editors: Politics Makes Strange Blogfellows
Gossip Roundup: The '08 Thong Collection
Daily Briefing: Mysterious Ways
Out with the Stick, In with the Butter
Remainders: We Seem To Have A Mechanical Flaw Edition
Sponsor Threat: Cashing In & Salad Days
Coulter to Stevens: Drop Dead -- Here, Let Me Help
Breaking: This Year, WHCA Might Not Suck
DC's Week in Craig: No Mouth Left Behind
Drinking Game For The Rest Of 2006
The Dems vs. Alito: Let's Hold Hands and Jump
Gossip Roundup: Brownback Talks Fruit
Daily Briefing: Nuanced and Unresolved
Kaine Pushed as Dem Poster Boy, Too Bad for Gays
Kerry Takes Action . . . Kinda
Zoellick Exploits the Panda Craze
Gossip Roundup: Tennis, Anyone?
Daily Briefing: 'Anal-Retentive Chowderhead'
So Long, and Thanks for All the Pageviews
Hey, Castro, You've Been Punk'd
And Not Just For Bill Clinton and Gary Hart
Boy George Was Not Injured in the Writing of this Post
Well, Disco is Back, Too, Sort Of
Surprise, Surprise, Surpriiiise
Gossip Roundup: That Explains Everything
What, Mary Matalin Wasn't Weird Enough?
Seems Like Something The Note Should Have Mentioned
Confusion: It's Not Just For Old People Anymore
Gossip Roundup: Chris Heinz Engaged
Daily Briefing: 'Eerily Prescient Predictions'
Decoding the Note: We Can Stop Anytime We Want Edition
What, You Wouldn't Leave Money to Someone Who Screwed You?
Further Proof that Winter Sports Are Just a Dumb Idea
And Yes, 'Van Spakovsky' Is German for 'Katherine Harris'
Falls Church: Putting the 'Prick' in 'Bishopric'
Gossip Roundup: 'Secret Love Child' Speaks
Because, You See, Raw Sewage Is Normally What We Pump Into Congress
Looking for Comedy in the Gawker Media World
It's Mullah Time! (A Toast to the Endless Holy War)
News Round-Up: My Heart is an Occupied Territory
This Particular Postcard Came from an Undisclosed Location
Super-Serious Somalian Synopsis
This Just In: The Daily Show's Samantha Bee has Unfunny Baby
Paris, darling, you're awful...but we love you
Daily Briefing: Couldn't Care Less
Cue the Boyz II Men - We've Reached The End of the Road
Their Satanic Majesties (Change of Address) Request
Homeland Security Dazzles Again
The Devil Went Down to Florida
Gossip Roundup: Look Who's Talking
Daily Briefing: Cultural Corruption
Cheney Taking Fashion Tips From DC's Homeless?
We Now Return To Our Regularly Scheduled Programming
Technical Difficulties, Please Stand By
Gossip Roundup: First Daughter Sexy Chic
Daily Briefing: What Would Gotti Do?
Resignations From the WH... Press Corps
Gossip Roundup: Vice-Presidential Gout?
Daily Briefing: 'Remember the Remaining Work'
Dennis Quaid's Most Subtle Performance Since Jaws 3-D
Still Plenty of Bush to go Around
Gossip Roundup: Lott On His Mind
Taking Bets on State of the Union
Media Feed: Bush Meets the Jester
One Less Interesting Place to Go In Washington
Gossip Roundup: McCain Gets Lucky
Daily Briefing, Part II: 'A Special Kind of Art Form'
Daily Briefing, Part I: Alito Was 'Tidy, But Not Fancy'
John Boehner Doesn't Swing With the Ladies
Shadegg Becoming the Christian Bale of GOP Netroots
The Healing Power of McGreevey
Russian Media Diagnoses Rice's "Sexual Problems"
Gossip Roundup: 'Does He Think We're All Stupid?'
Daily Briefing, Part II: Skiing in New Hampshire
Daily Briefing, Part I: Drawing Alito's Blood
Clooney: Nearly As "Funny" As His Movies Are "Exciting"
In Case You're Not Already Drunk
Wonkette Reader Highlights: Ass to the Future
Funny, No One Is The Villain In Their Own Book
The Good, The Bad, And the Ugly
Daily Briefing, Part II: Naming Names
Daily Briefing, Part I: Alito's 'Soporific Effect'
Channel Surfing With the Co-Editor
Sweatshop Labor Wonkette Style
Gossip Roundup: Buchanan's Award-Winning Backbone
Daily Briefing: 'Widespread Corruption' is Widely Seen
Finding a Way to Make Your iPod Suck
Press Corps to Bob Ney: Fess Up Already
NYT Reporter Murdered in DC Neighborhood
Things Will Be Different This Time, Promise
Gossip Roundup: Hillary's 'Goofy Sense of Humor'
So Long and Thanks For All The Sponsors
Remainders: Useful Conifers Edition
Metro Section: Wouldn't Be Pruden Edition
Breaking: Delay to Receive the Unkindest Cut of All
Bound and Gaggled: Playing One Against the Other
Pat Robertson Imagines God as a Petty, Clownish Thug
I Believe The Word You're Looking For is "Constituents"
Gossip Roundup: The Meeting of Scandals Old and New
Daily Briefing: 'Leapt into an Abyss'
The Continuing Saga of Michael Scanlon's Freak-Ass High School Career
Bound and Gaggled: Misty Memories of Past Priorities
Michael Scanlon Was A Teenage Freakazoid
Gossip Roundup: Gore Warms Up to Norquist
Daily Briefing: 'A Team Effort'
Remainders: Penultimately Penning On the Pevensie's Pensiveness Edition
Metro Section: Full Moon Over Bethesda Edition
Abramoffukkah: The Assfucking Angle
Panda Su Lin Desperately Reaches
Officials Return Abramoff Monies Amid Choruses of "How'd That Happen?"
Wonkette Answers Your Questions
Report: Male Employees at Media Matters are Total Fucking Slobs
Pentagon Press Briefing: Iraq Stuck in Reruns
Abramoff Pushes Retro-Capone Look For the Spring Season
Gossip Roundup: Switching Teams
Daily Briefing: 'Waiting for the Other Shoe to Drop'
Metro Section: Requiem for Southeast Jerome Edition
U.S. News and World Report May Know More Than They're Telling Us
Cuteness of Butterstick Baffles Even Scientists
CNN Offers Hot Streaming Action
Seriously. Could There Possibly Be a Better Dog Days Tie In?