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Kansas Named Florida / Arizona / Mississippi Of 2014, Pawns Trophy For Gas Money Home
Erase 2014 And Start 2015 With A Splitting Headache: Monkey Ball Dropper Cocktail
Praise The Lord And Hit The Deck: Your 2014 Gun-Fun Roundup!
2014: The Year In God-Bothering
2014: The Year The Stupidest Man On The Internet Handed Off His Aluminum Crown
You Are The Opitomy Of A Dumb Ass: 2014's Greatest (Stupidest) Deleted Comments
2014: The Year Bristol Palin And Her Mom, Ol' Whatsername, Made All Our Dreams Come True
World Net Daily's Funniest Stories Of 2014: Hmmm Er Well Okay!
2014: The Year We Still Hated George W. Bush, And You Can Too!
Sportsball Year In Review: It Was Mostly Awful!
The 2014 Suckages of CNN, Ranked
Of Course John Boehner Isn't Going To Plunge This Knife Into Steve Scalise's Back, Why Do You Ask?
Idaho Prosecutor Cites Landmark 'Dixie V. Cotton' In Black Guy's Trial
GOP's New Math Will Cut Your Taxes And Bankrupt America, So Basically A Wash
NYPD Cops So Sad At Mayor De Blasio They Just Can't Fight Crime Anymore
Payday Lenders Find Sweet New Money-Printing Machine: Your POS 1992 Subaru
Here Is Your Mommyblog Leftover Lamb Curry Recipe, Drink It Up Yum!
Maybe Steve Scalise Had Excellent Reasons For Talking To A Hate Group, You Never Know
Charles Koch Wishes Courts Would Give All Billionaires An Even Break
Congressfelon Michael Grimm Realizes God Wants Him To Resign After All
GOP Looks To The Future, Thinks It Over, Sells Reagan/Bush T-Shirts Instead
House Majority Whip Once Spoke At White Supremacist Convention, Is That A Big Deal?
Chuck C. Johnson In Middle Of Sexy Drowned Stewardess Hitler Fantasia
Tyrant Obama Makes War On Army Heroes' Christmas Wedding
Hello! I, Vladimir Putin, Am Just Big Teddy Bear Eating Honey Or Something, Who Even Knows Anymore
Stupid Americans Still Admire Obama And Clinton The Most, Even Though They Are The Worst
NYPD Cops Respect Fallen Officer Through Classy Political Stunt At Funeral
Chuck Todd Of All People Worries Comedy Has Dumbed Down Politics
Erick Erickson Is All Growed Up, Not A A**hole Anymore
Fox News Just Asking: Does Metric System Make Planes Fall From Sky?
New Pope Wants To Save Planet From Climate Change, Like That's A Thing
War In Afghanistan Is Kind Of Over Now, Hooray Or Something!
Sundays With The Christianists: Mark Twain Was Really Unfair To Slavery In 'Huckleberry Finn'
Deleted Comments: We Were Very Mean To Barack Obama And Those Girl Scouts And We Should Feel Bad
Saudi Arabia Sends Women to Terror Court for Driving While Female
Wonkette Week In Review: Look At This Stuff In Your Stockings
Obamas Can't Help Dragging Race Into Kwanzaa Statement
New Jersey To Consider Not Letting You Murder Someone Because You Were Scared Of Their Gay
Neil deGrasse Tyson Trolls Christmas
Oh Let's All Go To Trix's House And Make Our Children Cry! A Mommyblog
Michele Bachmann Has Had It With Obama Supporting Jihad By Bombing ISIS
Obama Proclaims Self Princess-For-Life Of America
Topless Lady Steals Jesus, For God
Deleted Comment Of The Holiday Season: Get Your Jews Out Of My Sacred Baby Festival
Derp Roundup: Zombie Baby Jesus Edition
Sarah Palin Literally Phones It In To Fox's All American Christmas 'Special'
Morning Maddow: Let's Watch Rachel Yell At Congressfelon Michael Grimm (Video)
New Congress Hero Saves Christmas From MUUUURDER, Amen
President Obama Is Totally Into Science, IMPEACH!
A Happy Capitalist Oppressor's Christmas, From Your Dear Wonkette
Cops Laugh And Chortle And Ho-Ho-Ho To Song About Dead Black Boy
Off-Duty Black Cops Racisted By White Cops In NYC Because Of Course
Reindeer-Farming Congressman Acts Sane, Counters With Impeachment Bill
Pope Celebrates Festivus, Has A Lot Of Problems With You Vatican People
TLC Invites You To Watch Maybe-Gay Mormons Ice Skate, Try Not To Think About Naked Guys
Darrell Issa Still F*cking That IRS Chicken
Arizona Senator's Dog-Neglecting Son Goes Free For Now, Vows To Find Real Killer
Charming Fellow Rep. Michael Grimm To Plead Guilty To Some Tiny Minor Things, NBD
CIA Lady Was Worst Spy Ever, Got Promoted To King Of Torture
Morning Maddow: Cuban Prisoner Sperm Happiness (Video)
Israel Defense Forces Wishes You A Happy Hanukkah, With Drones!
New York Times Calls For Extradition Of Dick Cheney To Any Planet With A Justice System
Pervy Pol's Taint Leads To Private Caucus, All Political Dick Puns Currently In Use
Dumb New Mexico Hippies Refusing To Burn Their Fair Share Of Coal
Fox News 'Psychiatrist' Keith Ablow: COPS DON'T NEED TO CALM DOWN YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN!!!1!
Let's All Send Money To This Dude In Uganda, Because At Least He's Not Sarah Palin's Brother
Put Our Christmas Balls In Your Mouth
New York Pol: Hackers Made Me Follow That Porn Star On Twitter! HACKERS!!!
Walmart Knows The Reason For The Season: Santa Cops!
Fox News Thinker Greg Gutfeld: Stephen Colbert Would Be Nothing Without Us (And Our F**kups)
Sarah Palin's Brother Learning The Art Of The Sweet Sweet Grift
Rudy Giuliani To Obama: Stop Personally Murdering All The Cops, Right Now!
Morning Maddow: Remember That Time Iran Threatened To Kill A Writer And Some Editors? (Video)
SCOTUS Throat-Crams Florida With Gay Marriage Because Duh, That's What Happens Now
The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: The Greatest Gift Of All
Sundays With The Christianists: Why 'Huckleberry Finn' Is Eeeevil (Not The Reasons You Thought!)
Nominate Your Terrible Local Lawmakers for Legislative Sh*tmuffin of the Year!
Derp Roundup: Fans Of Killer Cops Can Breathe Just Fine, Why Do You Ask?
Ferguson Prosecutor: Sure, I Sent Liars To Grand Jury. That's A Problem Now?
Wonkette Week In Review: Yule Want To See The Week's Best Stories
The Colbert Report Is No More. Long Live Stephen Colbert's Best Moment Ever
Women In Tech: When Will They Shut Up And Be Men?
Drop It Like It's Hot: Your Friday Cocktail Hour Gin And Juice
Vegan Fundamentalist Parents Let Baby Die To Please God
Florida Makes It Even Easier To Live Out Your Family-Friendly Gun-Humping Fantasies
Judge Exonerates 14-Year-Old Black Boy 70 Years Later. Execution Harder To Reverse
Nebraska and Oklahoma Harshing Colorado's Mellow With Totally Uncool Lawsuit, Man
Fine, Here Is Your Big Colbert Report Farewell Number
RINO John Boehner Thinks Obama Is President Or Something
Morning Maddow: American Wingnuts Sing Weird 'Love Song For J. Alfred Putin' (Video)
Carly Fiorina Hiring Staff For Pretend Presidential Campaign Cosplay
Hollywood Surrenders To North Korean Nerd Squad
WND Spills Blood, Tears, Jizz In Exit Interview With Michele Bachmann
Genius Independent Panel Recommends Secret Service Not Suck So Much
Pervy Convict Legislator Wants Virginia To Remove The Taint From His Seat
Do Not Click On This Story About Rumored CIA-Detainee Rape By Dogs. Really, Don't.
George Zimmerman: Be Sure To Buy Your 'Killing Unarmed Black Kids' Insurance!
How is Bill O'Reilly Ruining Christmas This Year?
Colorado Is Gonna Smoke All The Marijuana -- For Science!
Hero Michigan Legislator Will Save Baby Jesus From Satan, Stuffed Snake
Make Barbecue Sauce From Ketchup Dregs, Garrison Keillor Can Shove Mellowing Agents Up His Ass
Glenn Beck Is Sick And Tired Of All This Racism Against Glenn Beck
Morning Maddow: Welcome To Your New Cyber-War With North Korea, Maybe (Video)
Massachusetts Official Keeps Christ In Jewish Christmas
Murder Is Illegal (Even In Montana)
Bill O'Reilly: Elizabeth Warren Will Seize The Means Of Production And Execute The Kulaks
Cool Conservative Judge Slaps Down Immigration Reform With Stuff He Read On Twitter
Missouri State Rep: Ladies, Get Your Abortion Permission Slips From The Dudes What Knocked You Up
Hey What Happened To My Comments (Which Wonkette Has Never Allowed)?
Inconceivably, Ducky-Pajamas-Wearing Texas Congressman Has Been Accused Of Sexual Harassment
Fidel Castro Is Your New President, America!
Racist Obamas Try To Start Race War On Whitey By Talking About Being Black
Morning Maddow: Time For Obama's Presidential Menopause (Video)
Boehner And Schumer Engage In Twitter Slap Fight As American Dignity Swirls Further Down Toilet
AZ Sheriff (Not Joe Arpaio) Will Take County Full Somalia. Congratulations, New Somalia!
Rick Perry Thinks Jews Did The Boston Tea Party. Merry Passover, The Jews!
Darren Wilson's Star Witness Is A Liar And Her Testimony Is An Obvious Fraud. Ha! Ha!
Conservatives React To Jeb Bush With Usual Thoughtfulness And Rage-Induced Aneurysms
America's New Favorite Mom Calls C-SPAN To Tell Her Pundit Sons To Play Nice
Santa Evicted From Public School, One Dad Plus Fox News Very Upset
Jeb Bush May Bless Us With Presidential Run
Get Lucky With Citrus Fruit Salad For Breakfast In Bed
Morning Maddow: Tom Coburn Will Let Veterans Die To Teach Us All A Lesson About Big Government
Wisconsin Likes Jailing Pregnant Ladies Too, For The Children
Not At All Shocking New Poll Proves Torture Is Totally An American Value, Actually
Bay Area Cop Threatens To Shoot Everybody Who Thinks Their Lives Matter
Senate Confirms Surgeon General Even Though He Thinks Murder Is Bad For Children
Chuck C. Johnson Had Busy Weekend Looking Even Stupider, If That's Possible
Tennessee Expands Medicaid, Gets Permission To Not Call It Obamacare
Pat Robertson Wishes Ted Cruz Would Settle Down And Be Sensible Like Pat Robertson
Lindsey Graham Yells At Elizabeth Warren In Preview Of Alternate Universe Presidential Debate
Hackers To Crush Sony Pictures Unless Sony Wants To Be Pen Pals
Ohio Cops Who Killed Guy In Walmart Pretty Sure His Girlfriend Made Them Do It
Donald Trump And Fox & Friends: It's Cool, Sydney Hostage-Takers, CIA Was 'Just Following Orders'
Jesus Has A Whole New Bag: Mentoring Ohio Public School Kids
Cleveland Cops Think 'Pathetic' Athletes Should Stay Out Of Cops Killing Black Kids
Dick Cheney Tortures Us By Making Us Look At More Of George Bush's Paintings Or Something
Morning Maddow: Tom Coburn Says Saving Veterans From Suicide Costs Too Much (Video)
Justice Scalia: What's So Terrible About Torture? It Works On TV!
Inside The Collapse Of The New Yorker's Inside The Collapse Of The New Republic
Sundays with the Christianists: How Mark Twain Steered America Toward Hell
The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: Abortion, Vikings, And The Obvious Grift
Deleted Comments Of The Week: Why Don't You People Cover The Important Stories?
Tear Your Own Eyeballs Out For This Christmas Recipe, St. Lucy's Baked Swede
Scott Walker Would Like All The Money For You To Pray With Him, Please
Wonkette Week In Review: How On Earth Did You Miss These Stories?
Anti-Gay Billboard Exposes New Threat: Gays Cloning Straight Twins With Photoshop
Chuck C. Johnson Decries Lack of Deathbed Apology From Rose Cochran
Now Drink This! Your Classic Sidecar Cocktail Recipe
Peggy Noonan Explains Who Is To Blame For The Torture Report: The Dastardly Japanese
Creationists Gonna Sue For First Amendment Right To Tax Breaks To Build Noah's Ark
Bobby Jindal Sorry God Had To Punish Gays With All Those Tornadoes
Nice Georgia Elementary School Giving All Its Children The Gift Of Jesus, Hooray!
Jerk Obama Laughed At Michele Bachmann's Great Idea To Bomb Iran, What A Jerk
Bob Jones University Told Rape Victims To Repent, Since Stoning Them Not An Option
Sean Hannity Will Repeal And Replace John Boehner, Just For Funsies
Morning Maddow: Did The CIA Really Need To Do All That Torture To Protect America? (Video)
These Real Patriotic Americans Just Want To Hang Obama From A Tree Is All
Rick Perry Sure Is Glad You Don't Have To Be Smart To Be President
CIA Chief: Torture Is Bad, We Shouldn't Do It, Now Please Shut Up About It
Elizabeth Warren Hell-Raising On Senate Floor: 'Who Do You Work For?' (Citigroup, Duh)
Responsible Open-Carry Advocate Shot Up Her Family. We Guess They Must Have Been Bad
Orange County Cops Putting All The Kids In Jail, No Big
Bill Nye Weeps For Your Stupid Homeschooled Children
Here Are Stupid Things To Buy For The Beloved Idiot Republicans In Your Life
Lemon Bars Are Really Easy, Like Your Mother
Scummy West Virginia-Poisoning CEO Charged With Fraud, Aggravated Dickishness
Dick Cheney Throws George W. Bush Under War Criminal Bus
Delta Fires 26-Year Employee For Being A Total Communist (Wanting A Minimum Wage Hike In Minnesota)
Morning Maddow: Elizabeth Warren Splainers The Budget Bill For Dummies (Video)
It's Hard Out Here For Another White Man And The Daily Caller Is ON IT
Stop Hating America So We Can Look Into This Benghazi Thing For The First Time Ever
Family Research Council Will Fix Constitutional Flaw That Allows Trans Americans Too Much Freedom
Texas Gun Groups Undecided: Slowly Strangle Lone Gun Law Or Shoot It In The Face?
Ousted Dem Sen. Mark Udall Goes Nuts On Lying Liars At CIA
Scott Walker Wished Jewish Friends A Merry Jewish Christmas And An Incendiary New Year
GOP Uses 'Cromnibus' To Let Rich People Give Tons More Money To GOP
Appetizer Recipe To End All Recipes: Dates, Bacon, Blue Cheese And Toasted Pecans
ACORN Still Dead, Republicans Still Trying To Kill It Some More In New Budget Bill
NYC Developers Not Losing Any Opportunity To Be Total Dicks
Morning Maddow: Surprise, CIA Torture Program Was Run By Idiots (Video)
In Surprising Farewell Address, Michele Bachmann Admits Liking Freedom, God
Congress Sort Of Has A Deal To Keep Government Open Maybe
Congress May Shut Down Government This Week. Again.
Donald Rumsfeld Has Nothing To Say About Torture, But He'd Like Your Money
Fox News Explains America Is The Best, So Who Cares About Torture?
GOP Senators Would Rather Not Talk About Torture, Thanks. Or 'Torture.'
Does John McCain Really Have To Remind You About Torture Again, You A**holes?
Is 'Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas' Truly The Worst Movie Ever? A Wonkette Investigation
Dick Cheney Gives Torture Five Stars, Would Torture Again
Idaho Republicans Tap Larry Craig For Financial Head
Morning Maddow: Why Are Conservatives Sending John Boehner Their Balls? (Video)
The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: Sarah 'Reads' Hunger Games, The Story Of Her Life Also Too!
Please Stop Making Fun Of Conservatives For Hating Facts
Rich Republicans Would Like To Skip Democracy, Just Pick The 2016 Nominee For You
Obama Will Indoctrinate Your Kids With Non-Biblical Computer Programming
Louisiana Accidentally Elects Republican Who Thinks Science Is Real
BREAKING: Jesse Ventura Wrong About Nazi Water Fluoridation
Mitch McConnell Gonna Change The Senate By Doing Exact Same Stuff Again Some More
Michigan House Protects Sacred Freedom To Tell Gays To Go To Hell
Jackie Is Lying, So We Can All Stop Talking About Rape Now
Eat Some Salmon Cakes With Bearnaise Sauce, You Classless Motherf-ers
Ladies! National Review's Rich Lowry Will Jam His Tongue Down Your Throat, For Freedom!
New York Mayor Bill de Blasio Wants To Keep His Black Son Alive, What A Racist Jerk
Twitter's Biggest Scumbag Chuck C. Johnson Outs Rape Victim To Teach Feminazis A Lesson
Morning Maddow: The Economy's Pretty Good, So Let's Shut Down The Government
RINO George W. Bush Totally Supports Obama's Goal Of Beating Bad Guys
Sundays With The Christianists: Why 'The Scarlet Letter' Is Bad For Jesus And America
Derp Roundup: Biblical Computer Programming, Obama's Race Czar, And Other Horrors
Make These Criminally Good NSFW Gingerbread Cookies
Wonkette Week In Review: What You Missed While You Were Digesting
New Pope Firing All The Right People
Non-Racist Texas School Board Member Posted SO MUCH KKK Stuff Online
Satanic Temple Getting The Devil All Over Florida Now
Get Drunk On Pomegranate Gin Cocktails, For Your Health
Mitt Romney Still A Dumb Jerk, Some More, Again
Shooty Screamy Former Police Chief: I Was An Undercover G-Man
French City Real Mad They're Not Allowed To Put Nazi Triangles On The Homeless, TO HELP THEM
Wingnut 'Comedian' Steven Crowder Sure Wishes Chris Rock Would Stop Being So Racist
Obama Fails To Kill Another New 321,000 Jobs, IMPEACH!
Morning Maddow: Just How Awful Is Cleveland's Police Department? Federal Takeover Awful (Video)
Phyllis Schlafly Knows Who Is Destroying America (Pregnant Women With Jobs, Duh)
St. Louis County PD: Sorry For Joking About How To Keep Us From Killing Your Kids
Here's Everything That Killed Eric Garner (Other Than A Cop)
Rush Limbaugh's Crappy Books Will Save Kids From A.P. History
Utah Plans To Just Take Federal Land, Anticipates No Real Problem With That
Scammy For-Profit 'College' Knew What Students Want: Strippers
Hillary Clinton Super PAC Makes Early Bid For Worst Campaign Song Of 2016
Trust The Internet: This Really Is The 'Easiest Peanut Butter Fudge Recipe'
Bristol Palin Says Her Mom Invented Impeachment, You're Welcome
Mean Judge Won't Dismiss Case Against Glenn Beck For Calling Kid A Terrorist
Even Bill O'Reilly Thinks Maybe Eric Garner Didn't Deserve To Be Choked To Death
Shocker! That Cop Who Shot Tamir Rice Dead Was Booted For Being So Bad At Copping
Rand Paul Explains How Taxes Murdered Eric Garner
Homeschool Mom Finds Liberal Bias At A Zoo. Also A Country Named 'Zambibia.'
House GOP Knows DC Voters Didn't Mean to Legalize Weed
Here Are Some Kittens Because We Need Some F*cking Kittens
Judge Orders Fort Lauderdale To Stop Arresting Kind Old Hippie Who Feeds Homeless, For Godssake
Grand Jury Lets Cop Choke Guy To Death Because Everything Is Terrible
Rick Perry Can't Execute Mentally Ill Convict Just Yet
School Shooting Foiled By Unarmed Teen Using Words (Also Cops)
Mike Huckabee Outraged Black People Don't Want To Be Shot
Silly Obama, Air Force One Is Only For White Presidents
Now The Vegans Have Infected This Mushroom Barley Soup Recipe!
GOP Lady Who Called Obama Daughters Skanks Has Always Had Strong Opinions That Suck
Thing Atop Donald Trump's Head Wants To Be President Of Facebook
Fox 'Psychiatrist' Keith Ablow: Let's Charge Michael Brown's Family With His Murder!
Morning Maddow: You Mean Grand Juries Need To Know Real Laws? (Video)
Northeast Ohio Media Group Further Explains Why 12-Year-Old Tamir Rice Needed Shooting
House Unanimously Passes Super Controversial Bill Telling Nazis To Suck It
Boise Burglary Suspect Is One Sad Panda
Bernie Sanders Has 12-Point Plan To Save America By Eating The Rich
British Nanny State In Spot Of Bother At Freak Mustachio-Ride Skinflick Demises
House GOP Will Reverse Immigration Order With Obama Sucks Act Of 2014
Conservatives Oppose Executing Mentally Ill Texas Man, For Good Of Death Penalty
Obama Taps Some Nerd To Babysit Wars For Next Two Years
Gun-Humpers Awfully Quiet About 12-Year-Old Dead Boy Tamir Rice's Open-Carry Rights. Huh.
Grown-Up Baked Mac And Cheese Recipe For Grown-Ups
Morning Maddow: Arizona And Florida Declare War On The Sun (Video)
Rand Paul So Mad House Intelligence Committee Let Hillary Clinton Write Benghazi Report
Mean Harry Reid Might Make Senators Do Some Work In December
Oh Great, Now Obama Wants To Cure AIDS
Sarah Palin Made A Funny About Ferguson
Bill Kristol Has Learned The Real Lesson Of Ferguson
Anti-Government Loon Shot Up Austin, Has Nothing To Do With Other Anti-Government Loons
St. Louis Rams Hurt Cops' Feelings By Reminding Them Ferguson Happened
Now It's The Stupid Feminists Who Killed Michael Brown
Rich White Bay Area Community Pretty Sure Little Brown Girl Doesn't Belong There
Klassy GOP Lady Real Sorry For Calling Obama Daughters Skanks
Thanksgiving Ain't Over Until The Turkey Tetrazzini Sings
Quack Anti-Vaxxers: Protect Your Kids With Sugar Instead
Donald Trump Demands To Know Why Obama's Doing All That Thuggy Violence In Ferguson
The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: Sarah's Having A Cyber Monday Sale For All Her Crap
Hooray! Lady-beater Ray Rice Is Free To Play Sportsball Again
It's A Nice Day For A Wonkette Wedding
Make This Leftover Stuffing Strata For Your Guests Who Refuse To Go Home
Use Up That Canned Cranberry Sauce, With Booze!
Wonkette Black Friday: Buy All The Things You Want, From Home In Your Underwear
Hot And Saucy Hot Potato Pancakes With Homemade Applesauce
How To Make Spicy Turkey and Squash Leftover Soup
Holiday Horror Stories: Tell Us Why Your Family Is THE WORST
No, Mr. Limbaugh, Thanksgiving Has Never Been A Celebration Of The Pilgrims' Triumph Over Socialism
A Nation Of Finks: Your William S. Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer 2014
Oh, Yes, We Have The Palin Turkey Massacre Again, Because 'Tradition'
Dr. Ruth's Thanksgiving Sex Tips, For Thanksgiving Sex
Nostalgic Repost Of Repasts Past: The Jell-O Recipe That Mamie Eisenhower Used To Win The Cold War
Deleted Comments Of The Day: In Which We Hear From Some Turkeys
Let Us Now Praise Famous K-Lo Recipes: Carcass Stuffed With 10 Hamburgers
Ruth Bader Ginsburg Kicks Her Own Heart's Ass
Making Thanksgiving ‘Monkey Bread’ With Nancy Reagan
Homeschool Mom Disproves Evolution Because Science Museum Is Stupid
Put Some Food On Your Family With Aunt Wonkette's Real Cranberry Business
Morning Maddow: Meet Michael Brown, Super-Predator (Video)
Officer Darren Wilson Feels Fine About Killing Michael Brown Like He Was Trained To Do
Where Is Nixon Now That Bill Kristol Needs Him?
Forget GoKickStartMe, Here Is All Millennials Need To Make Dreams Come True
Don't Let Obama Give State Of The Union Speech, For The Constitution
Judicial Nice Time: Man Wrongly Convicted Of 1978 Murder Exonerated, Finally
Will Fox News Accuse Ferguson Of Doing War On Christmas?
Donald Trump So Mad Obama Ruined America For Black People
Ted Nugent All Racist About Ferguson, Nation Back To Normal
Marissa Alexander Officially Not Allowed To Stand Her Ground In Florida
Darren Wilson Pretty Sure Mike Brown Had Mutant Supervillain Powers
GOP: Thanks For The Votes Ladies, We'll Take It From Here
Thomas Jefferson Cosplay Will Not Save Your Job
Ferguson Grand Jury Says Darren Wilson Killed Michael Brown But It's Cool
Let's Pretend This Caption Contest Winner Is The Only Announcement Everyone's Waiting On
Lindsey Graham Is Mad About All The Things
John 'God Did The Holocaust' Hagee Thinks Barack Obama's An Anti-Semite
Texas Gets The Moses-Wrote-The-Constitution Textbooks It Deserves
A Responsible Gun Owner Thanksgiving
Hero Dads Who Are Heroes Cook Dinner Sometimes Like Total F*cking Heroes
Walmart Canned Food Drive For Its Own Employees Hits Alice Walton Right Where She Lives
Eat Stuffed Celery Until The Feast Is Ready
Ira Hansen, Your New Favorite Nevada Wingnut, Already Calls It Quits
Obama Learns His Lesson From Election, Fires Only Republican In Room
Morning Maddow: Maybe The GOP Will Pass An Immigration Bill, Just To Show Up Obama (Video)
Another White Guy Wants To Know Why No One Protests Blacks Killing Each Other
Sundays With The Christianists: Nathaniel Hawthorne Had A Co-Author. Was It Satan?
The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: Some Votes Are More Equal Than Others
Derp Roundup: Rand Paul Explains How Not Deporting People Is Just Like WW II Internment Camps
How Irresponsible Is Putin? Let's Ask This Russian Guy Who Embezzled a Billion Dollars
Y'all Are Eatin' Collard Greens Up In Here; Or, Vegetables Are Better With Bacon
House Benghazi Report Finds No Conspiracies, Gets No Love From Fox
Wonkette Week In Review: Here's What All The Cool People Were Reading This Week
Obama Said Words From The Bible, Is That Even Allowed?
Let's Enjoy Watching Elizabeth Warren Kick Some More GOP Ass, For America
Have Some Hot Rum Cider To Warm Your Cold, Bleeding Heart
Are There Any Women Bill Cosby Didn't (Allegedly) Rape?
House Finally (FINALLY) Sues Obama, For Doing Thing House Wanted Obama To Do
John McCain Snarls At Young GOP Punks To Get Off His Lawn
Anti-Abortion Lady Does Math Proving Abortion Is Fake
Pat Robertson Finds The One Thing In The World That Is Not A Sin
America's Toughest Sheriff And Dumbest Lawyer Team Up To Sue Obama
Vatican Throws Festival Of Homophobia
Morning Maddow: Remember When That 'Reporter' Yelled At Obama About Immigration? (Video)
Ben Carson Getting Fingered By God
Watch President Obama Invite All The Messicans To Destroy America
Incoming Nevada Speaker Ira Hansen Is Your New Favorite Wingnut
Evil Obama Planned To Send Secret Messages To Browns Only
Congratulations, Tammy Duckworth! You Know How Babby Is Formed!
What Is Chris Christie Doing To These Babies?
Today's Top Network Excuses For Not Running Obama's Immigration Speech (1. He's Black) Updated!
Making A Hippity Hop Album Basically Same Thing As Murder
Caption This Picture Of Rand Paul And Al Sharpton (Badly!)
Buttercup Squash Pie To Bring To Thanksgiving Dinner
A Children's Treasury Of Preemptive Hissy Fits On Obama's Immigration Speech
'Democrat' Jim Webb Would Like To Be The Next Ronald Reagan Of You
Morning Maddow: Here's How A White Supremacist Set The GOP's Immigration Policy (Video)
America Is Freezing Cold, So Al Gore's An Idiot. Again.
Here Is A Funny Obamacare Ad, For Funny Joke Times Hooray
People Continue Enabling Mitt Romney's Belief That He Is Still Relevant For Some Reason
President Obama To Double-Dog Dare Republicans To Impeach Him. On Live TV!
German Town Punks Neo-Nazis, Raises Funds To Fight Neo-Nazis
Jimmy Swaggart's Pastor Son Sad That Gays Are Beheading Jesus
GOP So Mad Someone's Doing Science On Crazy Internet Trolls
Dems Reject Mary Landrieu Job Preservation Act, Beautiful Tar Sands Pipeline
Haven't Put Horseradish And Mushrooms On Your Baked Potato? What Are You, An Idiot?
Indiana Governor To Poors: Eat This!
CNN's Don Lemon: If Bill Cosby Rapes You, Just Bite His Dick
Morning Maddow: DuPont Plant Knows Nothing About Its Own Toxic Leak Except That It's Safe (Video)
John Boehner to Medicare: Drop Dead!
Jedi Activists Fight Street Mind-Tricks With Inspiring Video
Serious Pundit Ron Fournier Tries To Defend Himself, Re-Steps On His Own Dick
Mitch McConnell Is Not A Scientist, Except When He Is
Massachusetts Parents Freaked Out By Textbook That Says Not All Slaves Were Tortured
Compassionate Sidewalk 'Counselors' Just Want Women To Stop Being Whores Is All
'Republican Rainbow Coalition' Is A Real Thing, Says Delusional Idiot
Have Some Real Homemade Hamburger Helper That Is Real Good, For Real
Ted Cruz Finds Exciting New Ways To Be Wrong About Net Neutrality
Oh Hey GOP, Whatcha Doin'? Breakin' Some Laws?
Morning Maddow: Remember How St. Reagan Got Impeached For Executive Order On Immigration? (Video)
Chris Christie Throws New Jersey Lady-Pigs Under 2016 Campaign Bus
Nice Christian Lady Mad At Energy Drinks, Muslims, Saves America
Cool New Rules At The L.A. Times: No More Vacation Days, And You Can Never Be Sick Again
You Will Be Outraged By The Tax Dollars Not Spent On This Dumb Science Thing!
Missouri Gov. Nixon Declares State Of Emergency Just Because Why Not
Listen To Bill Cosby's Taped Confession. We Mean 'Comedy' 'Routine'
Serious Pundit: Dumb Obama Forced GOP To Vote Against GOP Healthcare Plan
Your Pastafarian Porn Lady Of The Day
Carly Fiorina Begs America To Beg Her To Run For President
Donald Trump Will Either Run For President, Stay On Fox, Or Become Ballerina Princess Veterinarian
Here Is Your Lentil Soup Recipe, Because You Are A Hippie Who Loves Lentil Soup
Here's How Your Do-Nothing Republican House Is Wasting Your Time And Money This Week
Strip Clubs Have To Pay Strippers, Unfair To Strip Clubs!
Nancy Pelosi Wishes John Boehner A Socialist U.S. American Birthday
Ferguson Cop Darren Wilson Has Always Been Calm, Respectful Of Citizens
Federalist Society 2014: Conservalawyers Throw Constitution Terrible Party
The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: Evolution Is For Communists And Other Classics
Who Wants Open Interwebs? Oh, Just Everyone
Rush Limbaugh: Stop Being Mean To Bill Cosby Just Because He Maybe Raped All Those Ladies
Sundays With The Christianists: Shakespeare Was A Pagan, Maybe A Homo
SNL: Obama And McConnell Get Wasted At Bourbon Summit (Video)
Cookie Crust Cheesecake with Persimmon Glaze. It's What's For Breakfast.
Derp Roundup: Science Man Wears Tacky Sexist Shirt, Twitter Has Thoughts
Peggy Noonan Compares Obama To Nixon For Some Reason (She's High)
Wonkette Week In Review: All Your Favorites -- Or Somebody's, At Least -- In One Convenient Place!
Yes They're Drunken Pancakes, Because You're Still Drunk
Alex Jones Explains How Net Neutrality Is Hitler
Relax With A Boozy Old Fashioned Lady
Louie Gohmert Takes His Crucifixion Porn Fetish To The Floor Of The House
Missouri KKK Just Thrilled To Bits About Coming Ferguson Race War
Will Putin Spend Retirement Sunbathing In Miami With All The Other Airplane Murderers?
Evil Murdery Mining CEO Don Blankenship Indicted For Being Unbelievable Dick
Begin War On Decadent Western Christmas With Elizabeth Warren Mug, Da
Secret Service Even More Clusterf**ked Than We Thought
BREAKING EXCLUSIVE OMG: Democrats Send Aggressive Emails To Coordinate Stuff
Morning Maddow: Meet The Lesbian Who Taught Obama How To Wreck America (Video)
KKK Guy Still Likes KKK, Except For All That White Supremacist Stuff
With Friends Like This Weirdo, Open Carry Doesn't Need Enemies
If Only Every Convicted Felon Had A Governor For A Dad, Huh?
Duck Dynasty Musical Headed For Las Vegas. Really.
Meghan McCain: Get Your Own Damn Rich Family, America
Crazy Domino's Pizza Catholic Founder Guy Has Super Interesting Ideas About Slut Pills
Hot New Worry: Russia Gonna Cold War Us All Over Again!!!!!!!!!!
Massachusetts Patriots To Local Health Board: Smoke Free Or Die
Bill Kristol Finally Admits He's Stupid
Senate Dems Throw Elizabeth Warren-Shaped Bone To Annoying Liberal Base
Bill O'Reilly Will Fight All The Muslims In The War On Christmas
Liverwurst Snack Just Like Your Grandmother Used To Make You Eat
BREAKING: Ted Cruz Rolls Over, Asks Mitch McConnell To Rub His Belly
Texas Congresstwit: Study Of Internet Spam Is Secret Obama Plot To Silence Conservatives
Mike Huckabee Declares Himself God's Unqualified Instrument
House GOP Undecided On Whether To Investigate 'Stupidity'
Morning Maddow: WTF, Senate Democrats, Part Deux (Video)
Awww, Is Justice Scalia Having A Bad Day? Good.
Here's The Best Ebola Freakout Montage You'll See All Day (Video)
Hello! I, Vladimir Putin, Am Macking Way Through Far East
A Serious Critique Of Net Neutrality By Serious Donald Trump, Who Is Serious
FBI Tried To Slut-Shame Martin Luther King Into Suicide in 1964
Georgia Town Bans Abortions Because They're, Like, So Much Drama
Musicians Dishonor Troops, Make The Baby Jesus Bald Eagle Cry
Stop Wasting Money And Let Conservative Dems Just Go Extinct
This Reuben Sandwich Will Get You Through Anything
The Duggars Want Photos Of Happy Married Couples. Gay Folks Know What They Must Do
Kansas Will Fill Sam Brownback's Budget Hole With Payday Loans, Bake Sales
Sort-Of Democrat Joe Manchin Happy To Help Republicans Any Way He Can
United States And China Agree To Keep Pushing 'Climate Change' Hoax
Morning Maddow: Sorry, Barry, Lamest Lame Ducks Ever Giving Up On Confirming Loretta Lynch (Video)
Excellent News: John McCain Talks To 'Smart' People, Knows Stuff
Sheriff Joe Arpaio: Veterans Day Sadface : ( Edition
America-Hating Libs Murder Veterans Day Because They Fear Guns. Or Not.
Gov. Nixon: Remain Calm In Case That Cop Gets Away With Killing A Kid
Glenn Beck's Brain Is Broken. No, For Reals This Time
Ben Stein Is Still A F*cking Racist Idiot
Arizona Loves The Constitution So Much It Has To Ignore The Constitution Sometimes
Oh Hey There Is A New Democrat In The Senate, That's Nice!
Rush Limbaugh Mouthpiece Lawsplains What Is 'Malice'
Dr. Rand Paul Just Looking Out For Hillary's Health Because She's SOOOOOO OLD Is All
Rolling Like A Baller, Eatin' Potato-Tomato Soup
Fine Here Is Your Bloody Kurt Vonnegut, Armistice Day 2014 Edition
Morning Maddow: That One Time Richard Nixon Hated The Vietnam War
Republican White Guy Real Sorry If Anyone Was Offended By Racist Slur Because It Is A Day
For St. Hank Williams' Feast Day (No It Isn't), Here Is Your Jambalaya Recipe
Learn Some Goddamn History From Harry Belafonte, Cool F*ckin' Dude
Rush Limbaugh Will Sue All The Democrats For Repeating The Words He Said Verbatim
Rand Paul Sure Loves This Dude Who Loves The Confederacy
Texas Loves 'Local Control' Until City Votes To Ban Fracking
McConnell, Cruz Prepare For Epic Dick-Measuring Contest
What If Joni Ernst Were More Like Max Ernst?
Postracial GOP Elects Mia Love Not Because She’s Black, But For The Content Of Her Crazy
Breitbart Very Very Very Sorry About Its Journalism, For Sure
Cool Pope Francis Stone Cold Firing All The Cardinal Dicks
Ted Cruz Invented The Internet
George Dubya Bush Says Brother Jeb Has To 'Earn' The Presidency, LOL Just Kidding
Barack Obama To Imprison All Cat Videos In FEMA Camps
Scott Walker: Only 'Fresh, Organic' GOP Governors Can Beat Moldy Old Hillary
Morning Maddow: Rachel Hearts Gordon 'Demon Slayer' Klingenschmitt (Video)
What Happened To The 'Gays Cause Autism' Lady? Your Fringe Candidate Roundup!
Not Ready For Hillary? Too Bad, Facebook Already Made Her President
Sundays With The Christianists: Charles Darwin Was A Very Bad Man, A Very Bad Man Indeed
The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: Did Sister Sarah Quit Her TV Channel Halfway Through?
Hunt For Secret Russian Sub Captures Old Man Looking for Swedish Fish
It's The Perfect Time For Some Slow-Cooked Dal, Indian Style
Deleted Comments Of The Week: You People Lost An Election, So Shut Up Now
Wonkette Week In Review: All The Best Of Your Terrible Week
Watch Harry Shearer Dick Nixon -- Before He Dicks You (Video)
Enjoy The Hell Out Of This Little Girl Telling A Street Preacher To Shut! UP! (Video)
Facebook Gun Hero Explains Assassinatin' Beats Voting Every Time
Fox News Displeased: California Begins Releasing Hardened Children From Juvie
Lady Mayor of Minneapolis Is A Thuggy Thuggy Finger-Pointing Gang-Banger
Supreme Court Gets Another Chance To Impeach Obamacare
White House Foolishly Ignores Insights Of Fox 'Dr.' Keith Ablow, World's Worst Psychiatrist
Allen West To Head Up 'Think' Tank. Stop Laughing, You Guys, It's Not Funny.
Hey Who's This Loretta Lynch Gal That Might Be Our New Attorney General Maybe?
Arizona Voters Abort Biology-Textbook-Censoring School Board
Chris Christie Promises He Will Never Stop Being A Dick
Morning Maddow: Rand Paul's Kentucky Fried 2016 Ballot Dilemma (Video)
Jon Stewart: 'Mitch McConnell Is Literally, Biologically A Tortoise' (Video)
Sixth Circuit Strikes Down Gay Marriage For Stupid Reasons That Are Dumb
South Carolina Exit Poll Seeks Accurate Measurement Of Black Uppitiness
Dumb White House Spokesman Cannot Even Answer Simple Question What A Jerk
Lindsey Graham Turns Other Cheek, Will Not Seek Bloody, Stabby, Murdery 'Revenge'
2016 Black Republican Superstar Dr. Ben Carson Is Putting Out A Documentary About Dr. Ben Carson
Eric Cantor Is America's Saddest Republican
GOP Really Wishes Obama Would Stop Trying To Bait Them Into Impeachment
GOP's Awesome Plan To Make America All Better, Starting With Killing A Million Jobs
Eat Figs Like A Franciscan For Poor Beheaded St. Nikola Tavelic
Last Month's Jobless Claims Fall To 14-Year Low. Thanks Republican Senate!
Democrats Have Great Exciting New Idea: Being Democrats
Morning Maddow: Rachel Has Some Silver Linings For You, And One's A Butt (Video)
Wonkette Lifeboat: Your Hope-Enabling Election Results
Jon Stewart Calls Midterm Elections 'A Tectonic Skullf*cking'
Wingnut Group's Exciting 'Vote Fraud' App Discovers Black Woman In Polling Place
Ted Cruz Will Be New Senate Majority Leader, Pope, Astronaut, And Ballerina
Scott Walker Clinches Lowest Seed In 2016 Primary Bracket
Gordon Klingenschmitt To Slay All The (Literal) Demons In The Colorado House
God Closes Michele Bachmann Door, Opens Joni Ernst Window
Sarah Palin Pretty Sure Sarah Palin To Thank For GOP Midterm Tidal Wave
GOOD MORNING WONKERS HOW IS YOUR HEAD DOES YOUR HEAD HURT THIS MORNING ARE YOU DEAD?
Kansas Decides Its Republicans Have Not Sucked Enough Yet, Need More Time To Suck
Wonkette Live Blog III: And We Choked Their Rivers With Our Dead
Republicans Take The Senate, Which You'd Know But You're Already Drunk
Wendy Davis Loses In Texas Despite Apparent Membership In Wu Tang Clan
James Lankford Is Your New Senator, Oklahoma, Congratulations He Is Terrible
Who The Hell Is Shelley Moore Capito? A Senator? WTF?
Scott Brown Closes Escrow On Sweet Little Place In Vermont
Election 2014: The Bloodbath Liveblogging Continues
McConnell Defeats Grimes, On Track To Become Senate's Top Beleaguered Cat Lady
Election 2014: Liveblogging The GOP-ocalypse
Lemon and Rosemary Gin Fizz For All Your Election Day Sorrow-Drowning
Watch Jon Stewart's Favorite Midterms Batsh*t Moments (Video)
Burning Issues: Is That Weed On Your Ballot?
Connecticut Unable To Get An Election This Morning
Terrible Gov. Tom Corbett Probably Gonna Lose Real Bad If Y'All Vote
Old Handsome Joe Biden Has Ten Percent Chance Of Becoming Earth's Most Important Human Tonight
Eric Holder Sending Black Panthers To Steal All The Elections Again
Hawaii Congresslady Skips Out On Election Night Duty Just To Save State From Volcano, Lame.
All-Knowing, Omnipotent Chuck Todd Says God Or Obama Is Dead (Same Difference)
The Tweet Gov. Jay Nixon Doesn't Want You To See
The Anti-Obama Bikini Girl Video Ad Wonkette Doesn't Want You To See!
Did Obama Murder This Oklahoma Congressional Candidate Last Night? Probably
Election Day Fun: Researchers Reveal Democrats And Republicans’ Most Favoritest TV Shows
Your Morning Maddow: Oh Look, It's Impeachment O'Clock In America! (Video)
Theocrat And GOP Candidate Mike Peroutka Explains Jesus Is The Football For Your Rights
Jon Stewart: Welcome To 'Democalypse 2014: Come On Republicans, Just Go Ahead And Take Over Already'
Bob Dole: Evil Clown, Or Evilest Clown?
Hey, You. Yes, You. Have You Voted Yet? You Need To Go Do That.
Scott Brown Down To Party, Get Elected Senator, Whatever, It's Cool, Brah
NH Republican Takes 'Wave Election' Metaphor A Bit Far, Wants To Drown Democrats
Why Does Charlie Pierce Insist On Making Joni Ernst Look Stupid By Making Her Talk?
Bill Maher Right About A Thing
Duck Dynasty Guy Has A Penis, Not A Girl-Thingy
John McCain Knows Who Is To Blame For Palin Brawl: Katie Couric, Probably
Nope, Still No Voter Fraud In Colorado
Sarah Palin So Mad At Barack Obama Murdering All The Stay-At-Home Moms
Everything Tastes Better Beer-Battered, Especially Late Harvest Green Tomatoes
Ann Coulter Still Getting On TV Somehow
Rand Paul Torn Between Libertarian Principles And OMG EBOLAZ!!!!!1
Tom Harkin Did A Sexism, Oh No!
John Oliver: Forget The Senate, These State Elections Are Really Going To Screw Us (Video)
Rick Santorum: The Nazis Are Coming For The Christians Again, Just Like The Holocaust
The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: Why's Obama Letting Immigrant Terrorists Ebola Us To Death?
Need Brownies? Try These Super Intense Fudgy Brownies
Sundays With The Christianists: Marx Was Wrong Because Jesus Loved Inequality
Clip & Save! Your Handy Wonkette Review Of (Part Of) Dana Loesch's New 'Book'
Deleted Comments Of The Week: Electoral Dysfunction Edition
Winner Winner Slow Cooked Chicken And Dumplings Dinner
Wonkette Week In Review: Make Sure You Didn't Miss Our Top Stories!
George Takei Was On The Colbert Report. Shut Up And Watch It (Video)
Maine Judge Frees Kaci Hickox To Continue Not Spreading Ebola
Bill Cosby Runs And Hides After Renewed Public Interest In All Those Rape Allegations
Peggy Noonan's Dead Aunt Is Smarter Than You
Arizona School Board Aborts Pages From Biology Textbook
Here's Your Complete Guide To Frauding The Vote On Election Day
National Organization For Marriage Tries To Cram Endorsement Down Democrat's Throat
You're Not Going To Top This Halloween Costume: Ruth Baby Ginsburg
Silly Oklahoma Christian, You Are Supposed To Burn The Witch, Not Behead Him
Gov. Paul LePage To Nurse: Sure Would Be A Shame If An Angry Mob Attacked You
Rachel Maddow Fillets Charlie Baker's Tearjerking Fisherman Story (Video)
GOP Congressman Lee Terry Wins Coveted Convicted Killer Endorsement
Nine Easy Halloween Costume Ideas That Won't Get You Laid And May Kill You
Reagan Drug Czar Says Weed Won't Make You Gay Anymore But Will Still Kill You
Conservative Nutjob Dennis Prager Sexually Assaults His Wife, So What's The Big Deal?
Outbreak Of Stupid In America Goes Full Sh*tstorm
Kroger Execs Flee From Open Carry Nuts, Still Welcome Them In Their Stores
Jon Stewart Literally Eviscerates The Koch Brothers, Through A Window
Bill O'Reilly Will Throw All The Health Care Criminals In Ebola Prison
Congrats GOP Septuagenarian, You Are In Jail For Trying To Rape A Lady On Skype!
Chris Christie Has Civil Conversation With Citizen, Just Kidding
President Lindsey Graham Will Be Great For Rich White Men
Rachel Maddow Does Science To Rightwing Myths About IUDs (Video)
What Do You Want To Do Today, Keith Ablow? Try To Take Over The World!
Space Case Donald Trump Hates Private Enterprise Now
We Found You That Double Supersecret Video Of John Kasich Being An Asshat
Mitch McConnell Is Not An Animal, Mitch McConnell Is A Human Being!!!1!
We Are Sure Georgia Has A Very Good Reason For Not Letting All Those Black People Vote
Swedish Sex Toy Company Offers New Exclusive Way For Bankers To F*k Themselves
Hero Marine Dad Will Unleash Hell Itself If Daughter's World History Class Says Muslims Are Real
Secret Service Hooker Investigator Canned, You Will Never Guess Why Just Kidding
Some Of Scott Walker's Best Friends Are Women
Let's Go Weed Shopping In Denver With Rachel Maddow (Video)
Wow, Bajillionaire Bruce Rauner Is A Real A-Hole
Only Men Are Allowed To Use Daddy's Name To Run For Office, Duh
Nice Time! This 13-Year-Old Kick-Ass Baseball Phenom, Plus Rachel Maddow!
Sarah Palin Just Might Quit A Half-Term Of A Office Again One Day, Hooray!
Pope Trolls Creationists, Says Evolution Is A Thing
Vote Republican Or Everyone Will Die From EbolaISISGuantanamoGhazi
Why Doesn't The Plain Dealer Want You To See Gov. Kasich Being An Asshat?
Fox Business Very Concerned About All This ... Cheap Gasoline?
Wingnuts Find The One Thing That's Not Funny, And It Is Mitt Romney
Only 2000 Women Sued Georgia GOP Senate Candidate For Discrimination. Seems Low.
Left-Wing Nurse Knows Too Much About Ebola To Have Opinions About Ebola
Rachel Maddow Interviews America's First Ebola Political Prisoner (Video)
Oops! House Republicans Forgot To Sue Obama For Presidenting
You Know Who Else Worked With The Nazis? America, That's Who.
Pat Robertson: Jesus Wants You To Invest In Oil, Not Abortion Pills
Chris Christie Wants To Play Doctor With Nurse Lady, Mostly By Yelling At Her
Oh Hey, Paul Rudd Was One Of The Dallas Airport Homophobe Heroes (No He Wasn't)
Michigan State University Gets To Learn Why Darwin Did The Holocaust
National Review Online Really Wants To Read Eric Holder Word-Sexing His Wife
Scott Brown Finds One Lady Who Will Vouch For Him (His Wife)
NRA Protects Pennsylvania's Right To Eat Dogs
Is Putin Spreading Ebola? Sure Why Not
John Oliver, Jane Goodall and Poo-Thrower Hitler (Video!)
Scott Walker Gets Some Chris Christie All Over Him, On Purpose
If We Could Quarantine Stupid, New Jersey Wouldn't Have A Governor
Sundays With The Christianists: Homos And Demons And Marx, Oh My!
The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: Climate Change Is This Century's Eugenics
Spawn Of Irving Kristol Sick Of Democrats Who Pretend To Make It On Their Own
Deleted Comments of the Week: We Need To Worry About Guns Because 'White Is Almost A Minority'
Your Wonkette Week In Review: Good Stuff You Should Have Read But Didn't. What's Wrong With You?
These Candy Corn Jell-o Shots Will Feed Your Sweet Tooth, With Booze
Stupid Swimsuit Model Does Not Respect The Gun, Should Probably Die
Peggy Noonan Writes Column, Eats Horse Tranquilizers (Not In That Order)
Congressman Don Young Being A Colossal Jerk In Alaska, Again
Nice Time: Barack Obama Will Get Vets Jobs And Stop Global Warming All At Once
George Will Discovers New Rape Category
Sarah Palin So Ashamed Of, 'Humiliated By,' Drunken Brawlin' Bristol
Louie Gohmert: Why Is Obama Forcing Troops To Gay Massage Each Other?
Arizona GOP Will Murder All Early Voting, Unless It Is With Mitt Romney
Pennsylvania School Board President Sorry If You Were Offended By His Hilariously Racist Videos
James O'Keefe Looks For Voter Fraud In Colorado, Finds Nothing. Again.
One Guy In New York Has Ebola So You Can Totally Panic Now
Madeleine Albright Wins The Internet
Sarah Palin Is A Communist RINO Now
Gov. Nikki Haley Wants To Arm All The Lady-Beaters, For The Constitution
Senate Dems To Old Nazis: No Social Security For You!
Steve King: Dogs May Go To Heaven, Gays Not So Much
Texas Texbooks Gonna Jesus Away All The Global Warming
Bristol Palin: Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or This Police Audio And These Police Reports?
Screw The Polls, Here’s How Every Democratic Senate Challenger Is Gonna Win
Rachel Maddow Explains The Shootings In Ottawa So We Don't Have To (Video)
Liberal Lawmaker Owns A Gun AND Favors Gun Control. Impossible!
Did Bazillionaire Bruce Rauner Bully A Reporter Out Of His Job? Yes. Yes, He Did.
Fox News: Young Women Should Go Find Sexxytimes Online And Leave Democracy To Grownups
Hey, Look At This Extra Money Democrats Found Laying Around For Alison Lundergan Grimes
WonkiFact: Yep, Rick Scott Delayed Execution For Attorney General's Campaign Schedule
Chris Christie Will Win Presidency With New Jersey Charm And Probably Whacking His Opponents
Green Bay Alderman Will Listen To Citizen Just As Soon As She Isn't A Terrorist
Let's All Listen To Track And Bristol Palin, And Laugh And Laugh
Latino Guy Delivers Absentee Ballots In Arizona. You'll Never Guess What Happens Next.
How Every Endangered Senate Democrat Will Win In November, Because Why Not
Rachel Maddow: Good For You, Washington State, You're 50% Smarter Now (Video)
Alabama House Speaker Goin' To Pokey For Bein' A Big Ol' Thief-Man Allegedly
Surprise! Real Sex Ed Really Works. No, Really.
Cool Conserva-Ladies: Stop Pretending You Got Roofied, You Ignorant Slut
Gov. Kasich Will Still Murder Your Obamacare, Ohio, Except For All The Parts Of It
Bill O'Reilly Wishes You Chicks Would Stop Being Such Girls
RNC Lady Wishes You Weren't Stupid, Wisconsin
Don't Feed The Gays After Midnight
Kirk Cameron Proves Pagans Tried To Steal Halloween From Baby Jesus
Marco Rubio's Not A Scientist, Man, But He Is An Ebola Expert
Smoove B. Barry Bamz Beclowns Chicago Fool
Poor James O'Keefe Can't Even Trick Dumb Dems Into Committing Voter Fraud
Charlie P. Pierce, Esq., Misses The George Will Who Didn't Suck
Ohio Golden Boy Josh Mandel Pretends Nice Words About His Opponent Are For Him
Andrea Mitchell Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
Ron Paul Tells Dumb Son To Shut His Big Stupid Yap
Hello! I, Vladimir Putin, Have Great Comradeship To Share With Your Wonkette!
Idiots Blocked Obama's Surgeon General Nominee. Thanks Obama!
Bigot Twins' Hobo Dad Has Nothing Better To Do Than Heckle Gay Weddings, For Jesus
Look At This Fake 'War Hero' ... Oh. Wait.
'Pro-Life' Murderer Demands His First Amendment Right To Kill Again
What Stupid Pointless Ebola Freakouts Are We Having Today?
Jerk Cable Access Reporter Besmirches Honor Of Great Pumpkin Fest White Riot
Idaho Christians Going To Jail For Standing Up To Homosexuals, Just Like Martin Luther King
Don't Sanction Me, Bro! (Dispatches from the Motherland)
John Oliver: Congratulations, You Get To Come To America. Or Not. (Video)
It's The Great Pumpkin Riot, Scott Brown
Elizabeth Warren Is Being A Badass Again, Because It Is A Day
Here's What Stephen Colbert Would Tell Studs Terkel If He Could
Wonkette Week In Review: How Did You Miss These Nuggets O' Brilliance?
The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: Sarah Reaches Out To 'Bitter Clingers And Wingers'
Sundays With The Christianists: How Western Culture Got All Satanic
Deleted Comments Of The Week: An Armed Society Will Teach Black Teens Some Manners
Make Your Own Pumpkin Spice Latte, On The Real
Cliven Bundy And His One Black Friend Star In Weirdest Political Ad Of 2014 (Video)
Nice Time: Idaho Veterans Cemetery Will Stop Discriminating Against Dead Gay Sailors
America's Editorial Writers Fear Ebola, Should Fear Plague Of Stupid
Scott Brown: We Wouldn't Have Ebola If Mitt Was President
Let Stephen Colbert Sing You Into Your Weekend
Texas Wants In On This Pregnancy Crimes Game, Too
President Doctor Ted Cruz Is The Only Cure For Ebola
Oh How Sad, Michael Dunn Is Going To Prison For Life. Wait, Did We Say 'Sad'?
Obama To Fix All The Ebola Now
Old Handsome Joe Biden's Son Hoovering Up All The Cocaine
Is Iowa's Lady Wannabe Senator Joni Ernst Stupid Or Just Really Stupid?
Morning Maddow: Rachel's Pantheon Of Heroes (Video)
GOP Has Binder Full Of Jews To Communicate With New Hip Kids These Days
This Iowa Cop Knows Everyone Who Plays Frisbee Golf Smokes Weed
It's OK, America, Crossfire Can't Hurt You Anymore. Again. (Video)
Alaska National Guard A Hotbed Of Rapey Recruiters Led By End-Times Porn Baron
Jen Rubin Wants You To Get Married. Yes All Of You. Even You!
Rightwing Reads NYT Headline, Declares Bush Was Right About Everything
Oh Hey, Looks Like That Lady Might Beat Scott Walker, Huh!
Fox's Shep Smith Goes Rogue, Probably Has Ebola
If The Confederate Flag Is OK With Yankee Businessmen, It's OK With Nikki Haley
Rand Paul Buys Donuts, Michelle Obama Can Suck It
Here's A Thing That Happened: Rachel Maddow May Or May Not Wear Pants (Video)
Fox's Keith Ablow: Obama's Doing Ebola To America Because Of His African Affinities
In Florida Election, The Rick Just Hit The Fan
Idahoans Like Butch Otter, Hate Hillary Clinton, Go Both Ways On Potatoes
Looks Like It's Time To Execute Another Mentally Ill Guy, For Justice
Have An Orgasm For Jesus With Teresa Of Avila's Chess Apple Pie!
South Carolina: Sorry Your Partner Beats You, Too Bad You Can't Stand Your Ground
Jeb Bush Doesn't Know What Paycheck Fairness Is, But He Knows It's Bad
Hey It's Not Like This Missouri Official Actually Wants To Kill The President
U.S. Found Chemical Weapons In Iraq, All Right (The Ones We Gave Saddam)
Republicans Celebrate Success Of Voter Suppression With Fancy Luncheon
There's A Secret Train Station Under The Waldorf-Astoria, And Rachel Maddow Loves It (Video)
Pastor Warns Gay Weddings Will Give Us All Ebola
Radical Feminist SCOTUS Forces Texas To Do All The Abortions Again
Nice Time: Little Girl Meets Hillary Clinton, Joyously Freaks Out
Never Mind, Catholic Church Will Probably Just Keeping Hating Gays Like Always
Jimmy Johns Is Evil. We Mean More Evil.
Middle-Aged Wonkette Owner Knocked Up By Stud Underling, Pix Or GTFO
Jerry Brown Will Drown All Your Children
Study: White People, You're Racist
Mitch McConnell Won't Let Obamacare Do Buttsechs To America Anymore
CDC Director 'Too Busy' With Ebola Nonsense To Explain Himself To Bill O'Reilly, As If
Paul Ryan Pretty Sure Scientists Too Dumb To Be Sure about Global Warming
Rachel Maddow Reminds Us Of That Time Nancy Reagan's Astrologer Ran The White House (Video)
Pervy Nonagenarian Televangelist Did ... Oh Jesus Christ
We Get It, Mitt Romney Still Wants To Be President, Still Will Never Be President
Bill Kristol Joins Twitter, Will Now Be Wrong 240 Characters At A Time Or Whatever
NRA Warns Men: If You Let Your Wife Do Gun Control, Your Peen May Fall Off
Judge Says Park Rangers Probably Shouldn't Tase People With Off-Leash Doggies
Scott Brown's New Frat-Bro Dude Friends Have Such Nice Things To Say About Congressgirls!
Bill O'Reilly Has Won Forever, So Rest Of Media Can Just Go Home Now
Ugly As Sin Republican Dude Finds N.H. Congresslady Not Hot Enough To Win Re-Election
Erick Erickson Blames Fat Lesbians For Lack Of An Ebola Vaccine
Vatican Might Be A Little Nicer To Gay Homosexuals, Even If They're Still Going To Hell
John Oliver Wonders Why We're Still Bothering With Columbus Day (Video)
Alabama Wingnut Judge Will Save All The Fetuses With Legal Magic
The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: Sarah's Getting Pretty Tired Of This Internet 'Job'
Rand Paul Bravely Talks To Black People
Alaska District Court Undermines The Sanctity Of Bristol Palin's Marriage
Sundays With The Christianists: How Satan Did Western Civilization
Wonkette Week In Review: Here's What All The Elites Were Reading!
Deleted Comments Of The Day: You Lieberals And Your Stupid Fake 'Global Warming'
This Neato Video On Evolution Won't Convince Creationists Of Anything
Supreme Court Says You Can Go Ahead And Get Gay Married After All, Idaho
Dear CNN: Just Stop It Already
Shut the F**k Up, Luke Russert (And Chuck Todd Too)
Supreme Court Stops Scott Walker From Rigging Election, Too Bad
GOP Senate Candidate Would Be Winning If Stupid Women Couldn't Vote
Will D.O.J. Investigate Gun Range Lady Just For Refusing To Let Muslims Behead Us?
Kick-Ass Teenager Wins Nobel Peace Prize. What Have You Done With Your Life?
Hobby Lobby Owner Cool With Making Money From Abortion Drugs Because That's Different
Jim Inhofe Maybe OK With Fighting Ebola Now, Maybe
Microsoft CEO Dude: Chicks Don't Need Raises, Just Karma
Morning Maddow: Let's Call Voter Restriction What It Is -- Cheating (Video)
Susan G. Komen Doesn't Have A Problem With Cancer, As Long As It's Pink
Palins Vindicated! (As Stinking-Drunk, Brawling Yahoos, Per Anchorage P.D. Police Report)
GOP Finally Reveals New Idea: Look! Ladies! Look At All These Ladies!
Moon And Rain Prove Global Warming Isn't Real
Michelle Obama Wears Spanx. EVERYTHING IS A LIE.
Indiana County Clerk Just Wants To Be Super Duper Sure About This Gay Marriage Thing
Terrible Obama Covers Up 25-Year-Old Volunteer Gettin' It Wet With Prosties
Off-Duty St. Louis Cop Kills Armed Or Maybe Unarmed Teen For Who Knows Why
Morning Maddow: So Many GOP Lies, So Much Rachel Debunking
Mean Liberals Won't Let Gov. Brownback Save Kansas With Magic Tax Cuts, Unfair!
Some Jerk Trolled All The Conservatives About Lena Dunham What A Jerk
Lady Wingnut Has Had It Up To Here With You Being So Mean To Foot-The-Ball
Mike Huckabee Aims His Firehose At Feds Shoving Gay Marriage Down His Throat
Be Biblically Correct Between The Sheets With These Duck Dynasty Sex Tips!
Sarah Silverman Gets A Peen So She Can Escape The $500,000 Vagina Tax
Newsnerd Chris Hayes Meets Match In Stack Of Talking Points Wearing A Skin Suit
Women And Some Dumb Dude Mad About Stupid Thing
Anthony Kennedy Cockblocks Marriage Equality In Idaho
One Lady Explains Why She Does Not Date Men Under 30
The Bible Proves Obama's The Antichrist, Again
Arkansas Blubbering With Fear Over Mexican ISIS Cartels, But In Very Manly Way
Rachel Maddow: Voting Is A Right, Just Like Gay Marriage (Video)
Some Dumb Lady: Consent Will Ruin Good Sex, Boo Hoo
Gays, Prepare Your Vegas Weddings, Reno Divorce
Cool Pope Makes Bishops Take Sex Ed
Oh Great, Now Everyone In America Wants To Get Gay-Married
Cops Won't Be Charged For Grenading Baby's Face Off Because Stuff Happens, You Know?
Badgering Wingnut Moron Manages To Make Us Feel Sorry For Lois Lerner
This Missouri Republican Wishes Old Chicks Were Still Hot Like Him
Glenn Beck Will Save World From Ebola With Song Reminding You Not To Lick Up Vomit
Cioppino: Hey-o! It's Italian Seafood Stew!
GOP's Newest Fun Campaign Prop: Veterans' Graves
Ted Cruz Will Fix Constitution So Judges Can't Gay Us Anymore
Obama To Declare Martial Law, Kill Us All With Ebola Because Slavery
Rachel Maddow Gleefully Giddy About Gay America, Sad Scalia (Video)
NFL Tried So Hard To Get That Video Of Ray Rice Beating His Lady, No Really (Not Really)
Republican Congressbeau Aaron Schock Being Not Gay Again
Judge Who Probably Has Vagina Teeth Defeats Poor Super-Lawyer Larry Klayman Again
Dead Breitbart Outraged Muslims Helped Rebuild Oklahoma After Tornado
What Do You Get The Fetus Who Has Everything? A Lawyer
Indiana Traffic Cop Will Save Your Soul With A Warning Ticket And Some Jesus
Dana Loesch Destroys Feminism Forever, With Hilarious Rightwing 'Comedy' Video
Gay Supreme Court Jams Gay Gay Marriage Down Red States' Gay Gay Gay Throats (With Gayness)
Kelly Ayotte Thinks Obama Is A Pussy
Alaska Congressman Don Young Confesses Murder
GOP Will Give Pregnant Ladies 'Whatever It Is That We Can Offer' Except For One Little Thing
The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: General Palin's General Orders
John Oliver: Cops Legally Stealing All Your Cash And Cars Because 'Civil Forfeiture' (Video)
George Will Wishes Government Would Just Leave Rapists Alone Already, Sheesh
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Tom Friedman Rented 'Batman' Edition
'Pro-Life' Sociopath Todd Kincannon Has Simple Solution For Ebola: Execute All Patients
Derp Roundup: Yes, Stevie Wonder Truthers Are A Thing
Deleted Comments Of The Day: Why Aren't You Cowards Afraid Of Muslims Like You Should Be?
Stephen Colbert So Sad Now That Fox & Friends Got The Ebola (Video)
Wingnut Super-Lawyer Larry Klayman Wants Obama Deported Over Fake Birth Certificate
Former Fed Chair Ben Bernanke Denied Refinanced Mortgage Like Common Poor
Colorado Gov Candidate: When Would God Ever Allow The Seas To Rise And The Earth To Flood?
Future Iowa Senator Joni Ernst Will Arrest Entire Obama Administration, For Democracy
Colorado Nutjob: Why Don't Textbooks Explain America Voluntarily Stopped Slaving?
Kansas Voters Ready Guillotine For Kansas Republicans
Oklahoma Gov. Mary Fallin Tosses Some Tasty Word Salad About Science, You Betcha
Mitch McConnell Not A Scientist, Not Much Of A Senator Either
Old Handsome Joe Biden Said Another Swear!
Rachel Maddow: Can Texas Handle Ebola As Well As Nigeria Did? (Video)
North Carolina Republican Says He Did Not Commit Medicare Fraud With That Woman
Stupidest Men On The Internet Just Vomiting Ebola Errrewhere
Federal Court Saves Texas Women From Eternal Hellfire, Also Abortions
Stephen Colbert Isn't Afraid Of No Bleepin' Bill O'Reilly (Video)
Michigan GOP Urges Wingnuts To Harass Democrat's Dying Mom About Obamacare
Antonin Scalia Has Magic Jesus Constitution, Has So Much Jesus All Up In It
Burger King Franchise Isn't Allowed To Union-Bust Anymore, How Is That Even Fair
Republicans Rebranding Again (Again), This Time As Party Of 'Ideas' LOL
Horny Secret Service Dude Tried To Trade Obama Schedule For Panty Access, Allegedly
GOP Finds Stock Photos To Be Their New Black Friends
Ferguson Grand Jury About As Fair And Impartial As You'd Expect
Scott Brown Focused On 'Issues That People Care About,' Not Stupid Chick Stuff
Pat Robertson Pretty Sure Obama's Going To Behead Everybody Just Like He Did In Oklahoma
Jon Stewart Literally Disembowels Secret Service, Feeds It To Unused Guard Dogs (Video)
Some Dude Massacred 1000 Chickens With A Golf Club, May Have Some Issues Perhaps
Stephen Colbert Perplexed By This Muslim Sportsball Man And His Exotic Ways (Video)
Girl Secret Service Director's Resignation Is Obama's Latest Attack On Women, According To Idiots
Florida Jury Finally Finds Murderer Michael Dunn Guilty Of Murder
'Science' Center Teaches Boys Rocketry, Girls Makeup. Internet Certain To Be Pleased. (Updated)
Stupid Game Show Star Alex Trebek Does Not Even Know What Do Women Want
Wingnuts Pretty Mad At Obama For Letting Himself Be Killed Like That
Fox News Can't Decide Whether Obama Is Trying To Cut Off Your Head Or Ebola You
Larry 'Wide Stance' Craig Is Back! And Guilty! Again!
Voter Fraud Is Real, And It's All Republicans
It's Cool, Secret Service Just Let President Ride Elevator With Twitchy Felon With Gun, No Big
Jon Stewart's Got Some Schoolhouse Rock For You Hip Kids (Video)
New Wingnut Theory (Or 'Satire'?): Michelle Obama Never Birthed No Babies
Everyone's Doing It In The Butt Now
Stephen Colbert Heartlessly Taunts Evil Dictator Kim Jong-Un. With Cheese. (Video)
Duggars Did A Pretty Good Job Edumacatin' Their Womb-Fruits, All Right
Rick Perry Is The Best Secret Service Agent, Gonna Kill You Real, REAL Dead
Mitt Romney Finds Entirely New Explanation For '47 Percent' Remarks, In Own Ass
Arkansas Hero Lady Bans Muslims From Gun Range So They Can't Cut Off Your Head
Feminism To Blame For White House Security Breach, Obviously
Fox Idiot: Why Does Barack Obama Want You To Get Beheaded?
Islamazoid Sportsball Star Penalized For Praising Wrong Jesus
Spinach Pie Is For Lovers, Probably, Why Not
Ben Carson Pretty Sure AP U.S. History Will Make Your Kid A Terrorist
Secret Service Didn't Notice Bullets Hit White House, Is That Bad?
Veterans Tell Nutsack Eric Bolling What He Can Do With 'Boobs On The Ground' Joke
John Oliver Presents The Philosophy Of Ayn Rand, Or 'Being A Selfish A**hole' (Video)
This Guy Ranked All The Coen Brothers Films, But That's Just Like His Opinion, Man
George Zimmerman's Entire Family Oppressed By Internet
Supreme Court Murders Early Voting In Ohio, Oh Well
Ted Cruz Definitely Not Ready To Not Not Say Whether Or Not He'll Run For President
Donald Trump Will Sue All The Twitters For Making Him Look Stupid
Oklahoma Jihad Update: Please Be More Afraid. You Are Not Afraid Enough Yet
Fight The Terrorists Your Own Self With These Easy Fox News Tips
Christian Swingers Will Make You Come (To Jesus)
Illinois GOP Candidate's Hobbies Include Screaming, Dog Shooting, Gun Losing
Scott Brown Knows More About Lady Stuff Than Dumb Lady He's Running Against
John Oliver: America Loves Cheap And Deadly Drones Because Cheap And Deadly (Video)
National Review Writer Would Like To Hang All The Sluts Who Have Abortions
Chelsea Clinton Had A Baby, Whereabouts During Benghazi Unknown
Values Voters Throw Annual Pity Party, Decide Obama is THE WORST. Again.
The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: Sarah Still Hates The GOP
Celebrate St. Vincent De Paul With Some Charity And His Favorite Cocktail
Bill O'Reilly Thinks Michelle Obama Is A Big Dumb Girl
Rachel Maddow Brings You A Tale Of Polish Teabaggers Vs. Amorous Donkeys
Come Drink With Yr Wonkette At the Seattle Drinky Thing
Meet Your New Favorite Pot-Smoking Candidate For Governor Of Rhode Island
A Children's Treasury Of 'Normal Real Person' Michele Bachmann
Wingnuts Sure Oklahoma Beheading Suspect Proves Jihad Is Here
It's Banned Books Week. Go Read Something Subversive!
Fox's Gretchen Carlson Tells Protesting Colorado Punks To Love It Or Leave It
It's A Good Friday For Values Voters To Feel Persecuted Again
Jon Stewart On Latte Salute Poutrage: 'F-ck You And All Your False Patriotism' (Video)
Of Course President Obama Is To Blame For the NFL Scandals Because Benghazi
Police Departments Trying To Kill And Beat People A Little Less, Maybe
Mitt Romney Totally Gonna Run Again In 2016; Wonkette Erections To Never Subside
Internet Heroes Defend Vermont's Bacon From Evil Muslim-Vegan Assault
Ferguson Police Chief Real Sorry Or Something, So That's All Over Now
Nice Time: Awesome Ferguson Kid Is Kid, Is Awesome
Jon Stewart Does Kegstands On The Senate. Eviscerates And Defenestrates Them Also Too
Kansas Lets Its Freak Flag Fly
Why Do All These Drunk Girls Keep Oppressing These Poor Frat Boys?
Michele Bachmann Thanks Phyllis Schlafly For Ending The Cold War
GOP Malcontents' Doomed, Clumsy Coup Against Boehner Will Totally Work This Time
Ladies Flying Planes And Other Tales Of Terror
Republicans: We Are Human And We Need To Be Loved
NRA Wonders Why You Paranoids Fear Gun Nuts And Their Weapons Stockpiles
Ladies, Stop Offending Ann Romney With How Stupid You Are
Hey Little Missy, There's Nothing Wrong With Mass. Republican's Outreach To The Gals
Daddy, Dan Sullivan Wants An Alaska Senate Seat NOW!
Stupid Prosecutors Tried To Get Prison Time For Felon Dinesh D'Souza, Unfair!
Southern Baptists Unfriend California Congregation For Insufficient Gay-Hating
Republican Sen. Pat Roberts Says We'll All Be Nazis Soon, Sure Why Not?
Colorado Students Ditch Class, Refuse To Love America
Jon Stewart Super Excited About Syria, the 'iPhone 6 Of Wars' (Video)
Traitor Barack Obama Murders America Again, With A Cup
Wisconsin Militia Will Save Election From Criminal Democrats (And Not Just The Black Ones)
Starbucks To Be Even More Triple Grande Nasty-atto Now
Deleted Comments Of The Day: Please Don't Agree With Us Please
Okla. Mom Shoots Fleeing Burglar In Buns; Wingnut Erections To Never Subside
Kissing Congressman's Wife Totally Cool With Him Boning That Lady
Texas Won't Let Lesbian Get Driver's License, Because Jesus And Shut Up Is Why
Seattle Wonkpals, Are You Ready For Your Lovepile?
Joe Scarborough And His Intern Give Old Dead (And Maybe Rapey) Sen. Inouye A Pass
Alaska Pretty Sure Sarah Palin Clan Is Hilarious Fighty Garbage
Bill O'Reilly Recruiting Mercenaries To Win The War On Terror, Enlist Now!
U.S. (And Coalition, Sure) Bombs ISIS In Syria, Yay!
Watch Obama Explain Warring On Syria, Or Maybe Just Say 'F-ck It, I Quit' Like That Alaska Lady
Jon Stewart To House Science Committee: 'Are You F-cking Kidding Me?!?!?' (Video)
Rick Perry: If Only Abortion Were Impossible, Maybe Joan Rivers Wouldn't Be Dead
We're Not Even Sure Where Mexico Is, But We Can Probably Still Invade It
Now THIS Is How You Quit Your Job (Video)
Why Is Gabby Giffords So Shrill And Emotional About Guns?
White House Fence Jumper Had 800 Rounds Of Ammo, Smells Like Benghazi
Kansas Democrat Caught Getting Lap Dance!!! Less Than 20 Years Ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tucker Carlson Will Not 'Bate To Wonder Woman Any More. Thanks Obama.
Awesome Class Will Teach Police How To 'Win The Media' When Cops Shoot People
Wingnuts Find Hillary Clinton's Love Letters To Saul Alinsky, Lenin, David Cassidy
John Oliver Goes Deep Inside Miss America (Video)
Pastor Tries To Save 'Lost Soul' Strippers, Strippers Fight Back With Boobs
Was War Hero Daniel Inouye Also That Secret Sexist Senator? NYT Says Yes!
Bite This Man And This Woman: Croque Monsieur and Croque Madame For Lunch
Fox News So Mad At Oklahoma Satanists
Wingnuts Peeing Themselves In Hilarity Over Climate Change March, 'Science'
Watch South Park Troll The Hell Out of Sportsball Team Owner Dan Snyder. It's Effing Awesome.
Hey, The Jews, Just Ask Yourselves 'What Would Sandy Koufax Do?'
House Passes 'No Welfare For Weed' Bill, Which Fails To Ban Welfare For Weed
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Maureen Dowd Gets Pot Lessons From Willie Nelson Edition
The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: Home-Cooked, Hand-Clubbed Fish Dinner
Wonkette Week In Review: All The Stuff You Missed While You Were 'In Your Bunk'
Stephen Colbert Takes A Belt To Sean Hannity's Love Of Child Beating (Video)
Your Happy Funtimes Palin Brawl Playset Will Keep Your Fingers Warm On Those Cold Alaska Nights
NFL's Roger Goodell Is Useless Goober, Has Better Job Than You
Peggy Noonan Would Like Another Tincture Of Opium Please
Pix Or GTFO: San Francisco Wonkers Throwing Up On Their Shoes Probably
Wingnuts Fight For Sacred Right To Keep Bullying Gays, Who Aren't Real Anyway
Fox's Todd Starnes Exposes Big Condom-Public School Industrial Complex
Idiot Idaho Teen Rolls SUV When Idiot Friend Lights Armpit Hair On Fire
Lefty Kansas Judicial Activists Join Corrupt Democratic Plan To Win Senate Race
Plucky Haggis-Eating Highlanders Decide 'There Can Be Only One!'
Jon Stewart: F-ck You, Shakespeare, F-ck You. (Video)
Your Penis Evolved To Pleasure The Females. It's Science.
Come Drink All The Beers Tonight At Your Wonkette Drinky Thing, San Francisco
Cliven Bundy Gets Sued, Hides Behind Skirt Of Big Government
Kentucky Jew-Hater For Senate Will Save First Amendment With Rhymes (Updated)
All The Lady-Americans Are Saving Money On Slut Pills, Thanks Obama!
Sean Hannity Acts Out S/M Fantasies On Live Television
Congress Idiot Explains Global Warming's Just A Scam To Make Scientists Rich
CNN's Don Lemon: We Should Beat Our Kids Because It Worked For Slave Masters
Jesus We Are Sick Of Football: Your Daily Review
White Hero Republican Would Like Credit For Not Being Racist Monster In 1898, Thanks
Air Force Dishonorably Discharges God
Jon Stewart Beats The Crap Out Of The NFL, Risks Two-Game Suspension (Video)
Florida State F'ball Star Escaped Rape Charges, Will Pay Big Time For Saying A Swear
NASA Found This Amazing Monster Black Hole Inside A Teeny Galaxy, No Big
Happy Birthday, U.S. Constitution! Even The Parts Without Guns.
Oklahoma Lawmaker Definitely Not Racist Against Muslim Islamics, Because Dictionary
And Then There Was That Other Time Baby-beater Adrian Peterson Gave His Son 'A Whopping'
Colorado PSA: Don't Eat All The Pot Candy Like That Idiot MoDo
Obama Declares War On Ebola. Wingnuts Discover Ebola Just Misunderstood.
Palin Bumfight Update! New Eyewitness: Bristol Totally Punched That Dude In The Face
Scott Walker Will Fight For Wisconsin's Right To Collect Poor People's Pee
You'll Never Believe Who Jon Stewart Just Endorsed For President! (Video)
Defending Baby-beater Adrian Peterson Costs Money So Never Mind About Due Process
Your Religious Beliefs Can Get You Out Of Pretty Much Anything Now, Thanks SCOTUS!
Wonder Woman Is Your For Real Based On A True Story Feminist Superhero
Terrible Lawyer Cosplays As Thomas Jefferson To Defend Terrible Lawyering
Deleted Comments Of The Day: Stop Using Nerd Words Like 'Wonkette'
Creationist Bobby Jindal Doesn't Understand Why Obama Hates Science So Much
Very Important Wingnut: Repeal The First Amendment So ISIS Doesn't Get Us
Get Ready For Your Big Benghazi HearingPalooza
Rush Limbaugh: Men See, They Conquer, They Come
Rand Paul's Utopian Vision For America Does Not - Repeat, DOES NOT - Include Slavery
Mark Sanford So Sorry To Have Created All This Drama All By Himself
Senate Republicans Stand Up For Ladies' Right To Be Paid Unfairly
Jon Stewart: Lindsey Graham Still Panicked About Boogeymen Under His Bed (Video)
Airplanes Are Not Like Slave Ships After All And Other News You Can Maybe Use
Crazy Fox & Friends Sheriff Will Make ISIS Pee Themselves, Ayup!
Rush Limbaugh Can't Believe Sportsball Players Aren't Even Allowed To Beat Their Wives, Unfair!
Portland, Oregon, Come Get Your Sloe Gin Fizz, At Your Wonkette Drinky Thing
Urban Outfitters Will Definitely Not Be Selling Newtown-Themed Rompers
Palin Rumble Update: Palins Didn't Start The Fight, They Just Finished It
We Salute You, St. Joseph Of Cupertino, With Flying Friar Pasta Salad
Child Beaters: Adrian Peterson's Four-Year-Old Obviously Had It Coming
John Oliver Brings You The Scottish Independence Story You Didn't Know You Were Dying To See (Video)
This 9/11 Story Will Make You Cry In The Good Way And Other News You Can Maybe Use
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Kinetic Action, Dead Saints, And Less ISIS Than You Might Think
The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: Two Jews Walk Into Wasilla
New Texas Schoolbooks: Moses Wrote The Constitution For Slavery, Segregation
What To Wear To Your Late Summer Brawl: The Palin Family's Fashion Do's!
What You Missed On Too Many Kids And We've Stopped Counting
Mark Sanford Leaves The Appalachian Trail; Also, That Chick He Was Banging
George Zimmerman Waving His Penis Substitute Around Again, Because It Is A Day
Palins Scalp Witness To Their Epic Snowbilly Battle As First Sort Of Reported By Your Wonkette
Won't You Help Republicans In The Senate Get Their Chance To Repeal Obamacare, America?
Sarah Palin Apologizes To America, Finally
We're Always Drunk In San Francisco: Your Wonkette Drinky Thing Great Northwest Great World Tour
John McCain Hearts James O'Keefe, Osama Bin Laden
Michele Bachmann Would Like Obama To Stop Shoving Religion Down America's Throat
Let's All Point And Laugh At Ancient Congressman Saying Sexting
Senators Survive Stupid Reality TV Show, Don't Even Kill Each Other
Here's Why John McCain Is On Your TV Every Day
The Daily Show: Nurse's Job Killed To Death By Obamacare (Video)
Omar Comin, Shark-eating Dinosaurs And Other News You Can Maybe Use
Pat Robertson Is A F***ing Waste of Space: Lesbian Edition
Go Screw, Dumb Gay New York St. Pat's Day Parade, The Catholic League Is Pulling Out Of You
You Need This Sex Toy To Never Forget 9/11
New York Mets Allegedly Fire Lady Exec For Forming Babby Out Of Wedlock
Wendy Davis Opponent Greg Abbott Will So Give Women Money For Health Care, And Probably Shooooooes
Anchorage PD: Palins Were 'Present' At 20-Person Brawl. Fate Of Hos' Weave Unknown
Definitely Not-Mobbed-Up Mayor Definitely Not Threatening Rivals With Guns
Ted Cruz Israel Speech Draws Heavenly Hosannas, By Which We Mean A Buncha Ay-rabs Booed Him Offstage
Stephen Colbert Didn't Need To See Obama's ISIS Speech To Be FURIOUS About It (Video)
Ted Cruz Will Defend Your TV-Watching Rights And Other News You Can Maybe Use
NFL Totally Saw That Tape It Didn't See Of Ray Rice Knocking Out His Lady In An Elevator
Wingnut Blogs Pretty Sure They Found An ISIS Infiltrator At Houston Deli
Thousands Of Virginians Newly Insured. Great. Thanks Obama.
Barack Obama Turning Missouri Republican's Daughters Into Slut-Pill-Popping Hooers
Roger Goodell Goes Almost Whole Day Before Preparing To Welcome Ray Rice Back
Tyrant Obama Sics IRS Goons On Poor Dead Andrew Breitbart (Still Dead)
Apple's New iWatch Even Tells Time Sometimes
Rick Santorum And Bryan Fischer Share Sweaty Fantasies About Banning 'Secularism' From Schools
Wingnut Outraged: Planned Parenthood Trying To Take Away Your Birth Control, Probably
Jon Stewart Returns From Long Weekend, Finds Out We're Going To War Again (Video)
Georgia Republican Will Save Democracy From Black People
Good News, Ladies, Your Bra Won't Give You Cancer And Other News You Can Maybe Use
Old Iowa Lesbians Give Up Life Of Sin, Embark On Marriage Of Sin
Smug Jerkface Stacey Campfield Might Go To Libel Jail After All
Hero Florida School District Teaches Sophomore To Dress Like Less Of A Whore
Scott Brown Has ALWAYS Been 'A Phony From New Hampshire'
Hero Navy SEAL Kind Of Made Up Story About Getting Shot By 3 Big Scary Black Guys
Stephen Colbert Outraged At Obama On Behalf Of Hispanish Community
Now Michelle Obama Has Stolen All The Pop-Tarts
Get Rid Of Ray Rice Jerseys, Get Cool Free Stuff Like Pizza And Beer
Dr. Ben Carson: Stop Demonizing Lady-Beater Ray Rice, He Just Needs Our Help
Now Wendy Davis Can't Even Have Abortions Right
Scott Brown Will Sue You So Hard, Geek Pizza, And Other News You Can Maybe Use
Women Are Just 'Penis Homes,' Says Fired Pastor. RNC Job Offer Imminent.
NFL Fires Ray Rice After Realizing Beating Up Women Is Bad, At Least If It's On Video
Ferguson Police Chief Hallucinated Journalists Who Wanted Cigarillo Caper Tape
New Pope Semi-Reverses Self, Takes Bold Stand Against War
Obama Delays Immigration Action, Marco Rubio Astonished That Politics Influenced Decision
Congress Takes Quick Break From Vacation To 'Work' For Almost Five Whole Minutes
John Oliver Terrifies Us About Student Debt. Also, Space Geckos: The Sad Goodbye (Video)
Hero Anti-Vaxxer Doctor: Go Ahead And Skip Your Kid's Vaccines, Let Other Parents Be Responsible
Chuck Todd Meets The Press, Needs To Improve Listening Skills
Accidental Monday Morning Misandry And Other News You Can Maybe Use
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Child Labor's Still Pretty Cool For Tobacco Growers
Your Wonkette Week In Review: Now You Don't Have To Kick Yourself For Missing These Stories
Derp Roundup: Scott Brown's In A Canoe, ISIS Is Relocating To New Mexico, And More
National Review Burnishes 'Serious Journalism' Rep By Hiring Disgraced Plagiarist Benny Johnson
Why Are We Hating Obama Today? (He Went To Stonehenge Instead Of Syria That's Why)
Catholic League Guy Worried The Gays Just Can't Resist 'Bating During St. Patrick's Day Parade
Louisiana Cop Resigns After Wishing He Could Go Baton Rogue On Some Blacks
Oakland Raiders Generously Agree To Pay Cheerleaders Minimum Wage, Follow The Law
Zillionaire Bruce Rauner Has An Old Van, So Illinois Must Make Him Governor
I Am Mad About A Thing, And It Is John McCain. Again. Forever. Always.
Hero Border Militia Guys Protect America From Invading Bat Scientists, Law Enforcement Not Impressed
Virginia Republicans Decry McDonnell Verdict, Citing State's Rich Heritage Of Grift
Florida Man (Duh) Interrupts Attempted Escape From Cops So He Can Play With Kittycats
More Proof That IRSgate Was F***ing Stupid
Lovelorn Hiking Enthusiast Mark Sanford Can't Believe His Ex-Wife Thinks He's A Crazy Alcoholic
Daily Show Reporter Curiously Unafraid Of Terrifying Refugee Children (Video)
Georgia Republican Very Disappointed President Obama Has Not Ended Racism
GOP Sure Is Great With The Ladies, Part Why Bother Counting? And Other News You Can Maybe Use
Gay City Council Candidate Happy To Tick Off Baptists With 'Southern Baptist Sissies' Fundraiser
Delaware Governor Accidentally Tweets Bondage-Themed Pic, Wonkette Asks 'That's It?'
Jury Finds Lord and Lady McDonnell Of Virginia So Many Kinds of Guilty (UPDATE!)
Wingnut 'Christian Fantasy' Author Warns 'Big Sodomy' Is Coming For Your Kids
No, New Hampshire, Scott Brown Will Not Create Jobs For You, Duh
DOJ Will Probe Ferguson Police Department As Soon As Extra-Thick Rubber Gloves Arrive
Meet The Press Is About To Get So Much Worse; You Need This Coffee Mug More Than Ever
Your Morning Inspiration, With America's Favorite Canadian Crack-smoking Mayor
Florida Lawmaker Wants To Make School Even Worse By Forcing Students To Watch A Dinesh D'Souza Movie
Kansas Dems Make Dirty Deal to Defeat Pat Roberts By Quitting
'Convert Them Or Kill Them,' Said Jesus And Other News You Can Maybe Use
ShootyLand Management Says Uzi Release Forms Blown Away Like Uzi Instructor, Only By Wind
Michael Brown: Non-Felonious Monster, Still Needed To Die
Who Wants To Watch This Nice Journalist Lady 'Resist Arrest,' With Her Face?
Louisiana Federal Judge Screws Gays, Lesbians (And Not In The Good Way)
Victoria Jackson Will Root Out The Muslim Menace (Grover Norquist)
Ted Cruz's Father Would Like To Educate The Blacks To Love The GOP
Senator Ron Johnson To Little Lady Senator: Pics Or GTFO
Very Credible 'Former Jihadist' Saw Barack Obama Kissing Muslim Claus In A Mosque On Christmas
Roast Your Killer Tomatoes And Get Sauced
68% Of Americans Know Offensive Sportsball Team Name Is Not Offensive, Shut Up
Jon Stewart Astonished Old Senators Who Look Like Balls Could Be Sexists (Video)
Dallas Police Launch Manhunt After Miscarried Fetus Found In High School Restroom
Next Governor Of Illinois Could Bail Out EU With His Wine Collection
Fox Solves All Your Selfie Problems, Alaska Is REALLY Weird, And Other News You Can Maybe Use
Bryan Fischer Wishes Michelle Obama Would Do Something About All These Husky Lesbians
Look At This Total Colorado RINO, Giving Away Slut Pills Like Candy
Cultural Icon Phil The Duck Is A Homophobe Just Like Jesus
Fox & Friends: God Hates Feminists
Wall Street's Newest Tool: Eric Cantor
Allen West Would Like Labor Day Honoring Robber Barons And Scabs, Please
Idaho School District Levy Fails, So Kids Will Take P.E. Classes Online
Phyllis Schlafly Says Just Get Married, Ladies, And End Rape And Violence Forever
Mary Burke Just Might Kill Gov. Scott Walker's Dreams of Losing GOP Presidential Primary
John Oliver Reads YouTube Comments On John Oliver Vids, Survives (Video)
Florida GOP Vaporizes Obamacare With Fully Operational Free Market Alternative
Rob Ford Bobbleheads, Jon Stewart Hates Himself And Other News You Can Maybe Use
Deleted Comments Of The Day: Labor Day Loonies Edition
McDonnell Grift Trial, Week Five: Maureen Goes Gaga
It's Labor Day (In Case You Didn't Know) And Other News You Can Maybe Use
At The New York Times, A Slow News Day
The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: Sarah Reveals The True Meaning of Labor Day
Wonkette Stumbles Into Molly Ivins' Birthday Party, A Day Late And Wasted
Hundreds of Patriots, Cleverly Disguised As Tourists, Rally For Impeachment At White House
Your Wonkette Week In Review: Everything You Should Have Read While You Were 'Working'
Mitch McConnell's Campaign Manager Quits To Spend More Time With His (Alleged) Bribe Money
It's A Texas Abortion Party, Who Could Ask For More?
Wingnuts Pretty Sure ISIS Gonna Storm Texas Any Minute Now
Clip And Save: Your Patriot Bingo Card!
Peggy Noonan Goes To Wyoming, Says Words At It
New Crime To Worry About: Sitting While Black
Florida Man Reports Child's Lemonade Stand To Authorities. You'll Never Guess What Happened Next!
Kirk Cameron's War On Christmas Gets Earlier And Earlier Every Year
Was Michael Brown A Murderer? Well, Have You Proven He Wasn't?
Good Lord Chuck Todd Is Bad At Talking To Humans
Sarah Palin Real Mad Obama Ruined Her Summer Vacation
You Guys, The Bundy Family Is Being Tyrannized Again
Jon Stewart's Mind Literally Blown By Rick Perry's Indictment
Rep. Dr. Mike Kennedy, Esq., Will Protect Utah From Dangerous Hospitals
Pennsylvania Gov Corbett Accepts Filthy Obamacare, Nation Weeps For Lost Innocence
STFU Joe Scarborough And Other News You Can Maybe Use
John McCain Just Wants To Remind You How Iraq Got This Way (Obama)
Watch President Obama Share His Favorite Cat Gif Or Something
Pat Robertson Pretty Jazzed About How ISIS Terrorists Are Pulling End Times Prophecy Together
Ben Shapiro Just Doesn't Get Why These Gays Have To Ruin Sports With Politics
Sen. Kay Hagan's Opponent Will Do All The Math For Her Dumb Little Lady Brain
Here We Are Now Seattle, Entertain Us
John Oliver Has Weird Idea That 'Equal Pay' Should Mean Men And Women Get Paid The Same (Video)
Market Basket Crisis Over, Good Arthur Buys Company, Spankings And Oral Sex For All
Republicans Poll Ladies, Learn Ladies Too Dumb To See Republicans' Awesomeness
Oh Good, Now All The People Want To Put The Tiny Brown Babies In Baby Jail
Politico Reporter: Kirsten Gillibrand Is a Lying Liar, Since No Man in Congress Has Ever Been Sexist
Jon Stewart Warns ISIS: The Ultimate Terror Lies Ahead, And It Is Bureaucracy (Video)
Hello Kitty Is Not A Cat, Sorry 'Bout That Nazi Pasta, And Other News You Can Maybe Use
Pennsylvania Gov Wants To Make It Easier For The Ladies To Buy Booze And Make Him Some Sammiches
Ben Stein: But Didn't You See Michael Brown Was BLACK?
Bill Kristol Just Wishes We Could Bomb Somebody And See How It Works Out
Nine-Year-Old Girl With Uzi, F*ck You America
Fox News Demands Putin Replace Pansy Dictator Obama, But Just For A Sexy Hot Minute
BRB Throwing All The Money At Awesome AZ Congressional Candidate James Woods
Wingnuts Will Save You Poor Jews From Getting Pogromed By Metropolitan Opera
ESPN Has Serious Questions About Who Showers With Michael Sam (Who Is GAY)
Jon Stewart Returns, Fixes Ferguson And Everything Else (Video)
Sheriff Joe Arpaio Allegedly Allows Chinese Hacker To Steal America's Coolest Secrets
Mitt Romney Is STILL Never Going To Be President, Pot Saves Lives, And Other News You Can Maybe Use
Florida Marine Gets A Beating For Sassing Back To A Cop
Grifty Gov. Bob McDonnell Hanging Out In Gay Priest's Rectory
Steve Stockman Seeks 'Smart' Intern Who Loves America And Babbies, Hates Granola And Islamics
Megyn Kelly Learns Bill O'Reilly A Thing Or Two About White Privilege, Santa Claus
Thanks For Making Us Equal, Men. XOXO, The Ladies
Old Handsome Joe Biden Will Work For You Baby (And Work You, And Work You) Until You Succumb
Confederate Flag Genius Takes Ice Bucket Challenge, Lights Self On Fire Like Buddhist Monk (Video)
Who Won Battleground Ferguson: Po-Po Or Journos? The Answer Will Amaze You!
Watch Misandrist Mallory Ortberg Tell Male Novelist Jokes, Or You Are Part Of The Problem (Video)
Oh, Hey, Looks Like Phoenix Veterans Hospital Delays Didn't Kill Anyone After All
GOP Senate Hopeful Totally Not Sorry For Despicable Ad Exploiting James Foley's Execution
Now Is The Time We Watch John Boehner's Monkey. You Will Watch His Monkey! (Video)
Republicans Are Terrible At The Internet, PolitiFact Kills Irony, And Other News You Can Maybe Use
Minnesota Hunting Lodge Will Allow Gay Wedding After All And Pay For It Too!
Stupidest Man On Internet Pretty Sure Restaurant Fight Was Work Of 'Black Lynch Mob'
Ex-Gays Returning To Washington To Cruise For Relevance, Dick
Texas Ministers Will Protect Teens From Demonic 'Reading' Habit
Burger King Tries To Buy A Canadian Coffee Store For Fun And Profit
Today Is Michael Brown's Funeral So Of Course Wingnuts Are Pissed About That
WND Publisher Joseph Farah Just Wants Equal Rights For His People, The Hate-Gay-Marriageists
Philadelphia Newspaper Sorry About That Racist Photo Caption 'Proofreading Error'
Obama To Destroy America (Again) Within The Week, This Time With Messicans
Dozens Rally In St. Louis To Declare We Are All A Cop Who Killed An Unarmed Teen
John Oliver Literally Beats Internet Hyperbole To Death With A Stick (Video)
Tragedy Strikes Really Good Wine, Evolutionary Misfits, And Other News You Can Maybe Use
You'll Prefer Reading About Ebola Nurses Over Reading Maureen Dowd In The Sunday NY Times
The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: Sarah's Deeply Weird Ice Bucket Challenge
McDonnell Grift Trial, Week Four: The Road To The Rectory
Wonket Weekend Roundup: Stories You Should Check Out Because Somehow You Don't Read Everything
Another Missouri Cop Shares His Thoughts On Ferguson, Gets Suspended
Conservatives Cranking Terror Alert Level Up To OMG! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!
Rachel Maddow Schools Police On How To Not Look Awfully Suspicious When They Kill Someone (Video)
St. Louis County PD Finally Releases Michael Brown Shooting Report. It Is Very Concise.
White House Offers Sweet New Accommodation For Slut Pill-Haters, That Should Fix It
Congressional Candidate Will Protect Arizona From Ebola-Ridden Immigrant Kids, Sharknados
Jesus-Approved Sexytime Turns Happy Virgin Men Into Sad Confused Husbands
Want To Read Ferguson Police Report On Michael Brown Shooting? Bummer, There Isn't One
HI-larious Irish Marriage Equality Ad Warns Of The Coming Gaypocalypse
Police Officer Learns Not To Share Every Racist Thought He Has About Ferguson
Here, We 'Found' Some Tweets You Might Like
Minnesota GOP Kicks GOP Supreme Court Candidate Out Of State Fair
Rick Santorum Has Sexxy Advice For Barack Obama: Stop Being Pathetic About Iraq
Nixon Withdraws Troops, To Begin Peace Negotiations With Kansas
Mark Fuhrman - Yes, MARK FUHRMAN! - Will Now Speculate At You About Michael Brown
Godly Christian Girl Just Got FEMA Camped For Saying 'Bless You,' Thanks Obama
Bill O'Reilly Interrupts Vacation To Win Wingnut Bingo, Michael Brown Edition
Missouri Councilman Apologizes For Racist Facebook Posts, Blames GOP Peer Pressure
Eric Holder Will Save Captain Ron's Marriage So He Can Keep Saving Ferguson
Stupidest Man On Internet Proves Michael Brown Autopsy Is Complete Fraud
Attempted Hostage Rescue Failed, So Obama Doesn't Care About Hostages
Officer 'Go F*ck Yourself' Suspended Indefinitely, Cop Who Killed Michael Brown Still On Vacay
Sorry, Rick Perry, No Hand Cannon For You!
Sarah Palin: Tina Fey Would Be Nothing Without Me
St. Louis Police Not All That Interested In How People End Up Shot, Apparently
Very Sane Reactions To The Murder Of James Foley By The Coward Barack Obama
Missouri Governor, A.G. Perform Elegant 'Avoiding Responsibility' Pas De Deux
Chris Christie Will Fight Some Dumb Lady About Bruce Springsteen, Boss Of You
Louisiana Tea Party Pretty Sure Common Core Makes Kids Gay, Since Fake News Site Said So
Now Captain Ron Johnson Is a Gang Member, Sure Why Not
Masterpiece Theatre: Fox News Re-Enacts Ferguson Cigarillo Caper
Here Is Your Rick Perry Mugshot And All The Other Great Ones Too
Paul Ryan Has A 'Book,' Bald Eagle Poop Isn't Purple, And Other News You Can Maybe Use
Wonkette Finally Surrenders, Becomes Twitchy
Deleted Messages Of The Day: If You Read The Bible, You'd Know How Real Demons Are, You Moron
Congratulations, Deport-The-Kids Patriots! Kids Returned To Honduras, Killed.
Hey 'Ladies,' Michelle Duggar Needs To Check Your 'Lady' Parts Before You Use The Restroom
Anonymous Lady Says Anonymous Witnesses Back Up Ferguson Cop's Story Whatever That Is
KKK Leader Urges Missouri KKK To Cool It With The Racism, Please
Bob McDonnell Innocent By Reason Of Wife's Cuckoo Insanity
NY Post Writer Wonders Why Dumb Broads Can't Take A Compliment (Also: Nipples)
Let's All Enjoy This Ferguson Protester Yelling At Fox News
Laura Ingraham Explains That Thugs Gonna Thug
Ferguson Goes Nuts Again, It's All Jake Tapper's Fault
Penis Collecting, John McCain Does The Robot (Yes, Really) And Other News You Can Maybe Use
Rich People Tired Of Living In Giant Mansions, Long For Merely Huge Mansions
Gun Humpers Will Defend Your Grocery Chain From All The Swears
Live Blog! Obama Takes Vacation From Vacation To Solve All The Problems
Michael Brown, Hopped Up On Marijuana And Rap Lyrics, Charged Cop Like A Very Stoned Bull
What Is Wonkette Ramming Down Your Throat Today?
Rep. Ted Yoho Awful Sad Obama Keeps Impeaching Himself
Wingnuts So Sad About Rick Perry Lynching. Not So Sad About Actual Lynching.
Donald Trump Has More Thoughts About The Blacks
David Gregory Booted From NBC, At Least He Has $4 Million To Keep Him Company
Mike Brown's Body Lay Mouldering On The Ground (With Six Bullets In It)
John Oliver Literally Lobs Tear Gas Canisters At Ferguson, Militarized Policing (Video)
Very Serious WaPo Journalist Quite Disappointed Obama Hasn't Fixed Racism Yet
BREAKING Wonkette Exclusive: As Of Now, Kaili Is In Control Here
Marry, F*ck, Kill Your Television
McDonnell Grift Trial Of The Century Of The Summer, Week Three-For-The-Money
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday Returns, Now With 40% More Racial Tension
Gov. Nixon Declares State Of Emergency And Curfew In Ferguson, It Goes Really Well
Your Wonkette Week In Review: Our Top Stories, According To Some Idiots (You)
Terrible Florida Mom Arrested For Leaving Kids At Park While Getting Them Food
Rick Perry Indicted, Must Now Resign According to Rick Perry
Robin Williams Probably Consorted With Demons, Says WND In Touching Memorial Ad
Bad Mommy Says Swear In Front Of Her Kids, Gets Arrested In Front Of Her Kids
Alabama Idiot Thinks Constitution Based On Ten Commandments, Is Incorrect
Ferguson P.D. Now Trying To Pin Robbery On Michael Brown. This Should Go Well. (Updated)
Daily Caller Guy Pretty Sure He's Norman Mailer Now (Updated)
Ferguson Protesters Celebrate Their Right To Choo Choo Choose You
A Snark-Free Welcome to Captain Ron Johnson, New King of Ferguson
Evil Stupid Dick Explains Why Michael Brown Deserved To Die
Joe Miller Pretty Sure That Immigrants Are Coming To Take Your Guns Away
Thought Catalog Will Still Publish Complete Sewage But Will Not Tweet About It. Sometimes. Maybe.
Prosecutor: So Unfair That St. Louis County Cops Didn't Get To Bust More Heads In Ferguson
Mean Jimmy Carter Calls Climate Deniers 'Nutcases,' Ruining Chances Of Amicable Compromise
Congressman So Sad He Is Not Getting A Raise, Is Not So Sad About Your Stupid Minimum Wage
Pothead Has Solution For Border Crisis
Gateway Pundit: Why Is Barack Obama Throwing Molotov Cocktails At Those Nice Policemen In Ferguson?
Rand Paul Concedes Race For 2016 Republican Nomination
A Children's Treasury of Syphilitic Dicks Tweeting About Ferguson
Missouri Gov Jay Nixon Finally Ready For His Closeup, CNN
Steve King Knows An African When He Sees One, Missouri
Fox News Helpfully Explains New Black Panthers Are Going To Kill You Now
Let's Watch Ferguson P.D. Tear-Gas Al Jazeera, For The American Way Of Life
WaPo Reporter Arrested In Ferguson Invites Joe Scarborough To Drink A Starbucks Cup Of STFU
RNC Pretty Sure New AP History Test Is Racist Against America
Arizona Congressional Candidate Gets Endorsement From Visibly Aroused Horse
Ferguson PD Embraces Equality by Arresting Reporters of All Races
Deleted Comments Of The Day: How Dare You Call Anyone A Racist When The Blacks Are Such Criminals?
Hero Job Creators At Market Basket Can't Get Anyone To Do Jobs They Created
Vice-Owned Fashion Mag Honors Lauren Bacall With Balls-Out Plagiarism
Ferguson P.D. Would Like All Y'all Black People To Hush Up And Be 'Respectful' Now, Ya Hear?
Drudge Sirens! You'll Never Believe This Shocking Drudge News About Sarah Palin And Hillary Clinton!
Abraham Lincoln, Total Communist
Chris McDaniel's Lawyer Fingers Himself
Texas Might Not Let People Buy Guns And Drink At The Same Time. How Is That Even Fair?
Breitbart Howler Monkeys Outraged Lesbians Said Anything About That Bigot Bridal Store
Neil deGrasse Tyson Brings Science, Anti-Sexism Together Like Chocolate And Boobs
Fox Troll: Why Isn't Obama Apologizing To Cop Who Murdered Michael Brown?
LifeNews Fap Fantasy Time: Let's Just Say Robin Williams Killed Himself Over Abortion
Cool Robin Williams Story, Maureen Dowd
Rush Limbaugh Diagnoses Robin Williams: 'Political Leftist' Values Made Him Kill Himself
U.S. Marshals Had Very Good Reasons To Buy $2 Million Worth Of Teddy Bears, Probably
World's Worst Psychiatrist Keith Ablow Opens Yap To Explain Michelle Obama Is A Disgusting Fatty
France To Abort Everyone For Free Now, Pretty Much
Two Stories About Obama, Clinton, ISIS, and Iraq. One Is By Dana Milbank, And One Is Correct
Minnesota Scumbag Wins 'Douchiest Robin Williams Tweets'
Zucchini Frittata: Right Now In A Hot Pan
An Amicus Brief For Award-Winning Journalist Chuck C. Johnson By The Wonket Legal Team Of Idiots
Manic Space Genius Robin Williams (1951-2014) Burns Out Fuse Up There Alone
Neil Cavuto Can't Get Sportsball Man To Agree That Michelle Obama's A Big Failure
Kevin Williamson's Heart Of Darkness
Ghost Breitbart Non-Racistly Observes That The Blacks Just Love Looting & Rioting
Science Nice Time: Navy Honors Sally Ride With A Research Vessel. Sadly, It Is Not A Spaceship
James O'Keefe Takes Al-Qaeda Cosplay Fantasies To Mexico Border To Prove Something, We Guess
New Smartphone App Gets Satan Behind Thee, For Free!
Oh Hey We Guess We Will Do Some More War To Iraq Again, Some More
Pro-Tip: 'Expecting The Rapture' No Excuse To Stop Teaching Homeschooled Kids. Even In Texas.
John Oliver, Sarah Silverman Have Some Words For Payday Lenders. They Are Probably Bad Words, No?
British Politician Gives Hot Tip To Youngsters: Learn To Talk Like Hitler
Louisiana Department Of Corrections Totally Cool With Lying If It Allows Them To Kill People Quicker
Midwestern Police Trying New 'Shoot All Black People' Approach
The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: Sarah Palin Learns Elizabeth Warren A Thing Or Two
McDonnell Grift Trial, Week Two: This Handbag Could Get You a House in Detroit
Good Christian Male Seeks Loving Canine Companion For Long Walks On The Beach, Buttsex
Deleted Comments Of The Day: Hey, What's Crawling Out From Under This Rock?
'Black Jesus' About As Popular With Pharisees As The Original
Tennessee Democrats Nominate Lunatic Who Misspells His Own First Name For Governor
Lost: Joan Rivers's Sh*t. If Found, Please Back Away Slowly
WND: Barack Obama Was Not Born In America Or Even At All Maybe
Nice Time! Kentucky State University President Decides To Raise Minimum Wage His Own Damn Self
Ralph Reed: Why Won't Obama Stop Murdering The Christians?
Drinky McDrunkerson Minnesota Supreme Court Candidate Utterly Incapable Of Obeying The Law
Greatest Rocker In Universe Ted Nugent Wings On His Jet To Headline The Toledo Rib Jam
HappyNiceTimePeople Has Died. HappyNiceTimePeople Has Risen
Dr. Ben Carson, A Doctor, Thinks You Are Peeing Ebola
Remember St. Dominic While You Make Baba Ghanoush
What Are You Doing For National Impeach Obama Week?
Andrew Sullivan Misses His Ample Foreskin
Guy Who Convinced McCain To Pick Sarah Palin Thinks Barack Obama Is 'Callow'
God Is Talking To Cliven Bundy Again
Cambridge, Mass, Votes To Protect Against Conspiracy To Sap And Impurify Precious Bodily Fluids
Spread 'Em: Break Out The Summer Jams
Ann Coulter Continues Her 'Not Sure If Trolling?' Summer Tour
No No, Kansas GOP Dude Definitely Not Gonna Shoot All The Muslims, He Swears
Student Loan Debt Leads to Unexpected Immortality
We Are Starting To Think The Mississippi Republican Senate Race Might Be A Bit Of A Clusterfuque
Surprise! Mike Huckabee Part Of Democrat Conspiracy To Make Obama Impeach Himself
Brave Minnesota Job Creator Takes Brave Stand Against Waitresses
A Rousing Defense Of Rand Paul By Wonkette Against Scurrilous Charges That Were Made By Us, Wonkette
Here Is Your Helpful Post About Gay Marriage And Federalism, Just Like You Always Wanted
Here Is Hillary Clinton Being Pretty Funny On Colbert (Video)
Kerry Bentivolio's Wild Reindeer Ride Through Congress Is Almost Over
Wingnuts Expose Leftist Google Group Before It Can Conquer America
Fine, Let's Talk About This Awful Scammy 'Charity,' 'Pretend To Help The Troops'
Oklahoma Attorney General Doesn't Understand How Science, The EPA, Or Teevee Works, Apparently
Photoshopped Cow With Map Of The World Proves Creationism Is Real
Sore Loserman Chris McDaniel Demands Mississippi GOP Give Him Senate Seat, Because
Sportsball Nice Time: San Antonio Spurs Hire First Female Coach In NBA History
NRA Wants To Arm All The Blind People Because They Have Great Hearing
Duck Dynasty To Sell Rubs For Money
Fired Racist Anthony Cumia Going On White Power Radio To Bitch About Black Astronauts
Now You Can't Even Hold A Prayer Circle In A Shopping Mall, Thanks Obama
Malia Obama Kicked A Girl, And The Daily Caller Is ON IT
Frozen Wingnut Lawyer: Blah Blah Blah Shirley Sherrod, Blah Blah Blah Breitbart
Virginia's Grifty Former First Lady Offered To Cure Ann Romney's MS With This One Weird Trick
Watch Steve King Get Schooled By Hero DREAMers, While Rand Paul Bravely Runs Away
Hey Native Americans, Let Ted Nugent Tell You How To Be Native American Like Him
Gay-Homo Gun-Grabbing Enviro-Pussy Burrito-Makers 'Chipotle' Being Communists Again :(
James Brady Passes Away, Will No Longer Try To Put Your Guns In FEMA Camps
Why Is Obama Race-Warring These White People By Making Them Scream At The Border Children?
BENGHAZI Update: House Republican Committee Calls All Other Republicans Liars
Alison Lundergan Grimes Calls Mitch McConnell A Useless Douche To Mitch McConnell's Face
John Oliver Now Doing Entire Segments For Andrew Sullivan
Let's Play This Fun New Jennifer Rubin Game, 'Game Of Lies'!
Ohio Jerk Going For The Gold In Punching-The-Border-Children-In-The-Face Olympics
This Kentucky Lady Judge Is Our Current Top Contender For Worst Judge
Here Is The Heartwarming Young Adult Open Carry Book You Didn't Know You Needed
The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report, Presented By Fartknocker
Sundays With The Christianists: America, The Postscript
McDonnell Trial, Week One: Love In The Time Of Hollerin'
Your Wonkette Week In Review: All The Best Stuff You Missed While 'Working'
Derp Roundup: KKK And James Woods Gonna Clean Up The Border
Michele Bachmann Has Sick Bondage Fantasies About Obama
Barry Bamz Just About Ready To Impeach Congress
Michele Bachmann Will Protect Evil Brown Children From Barack Mengele's Secret Medical Experiments
Newest Version Of GOP Immigration Harsher But Still Doesn't Deport Obama, Passage Iffy
What If Citizen Journalism Isn't All It's Cracked Up To Be?
Republicans Will Win All The Lady Votes With Exciting New Strategy: 'Women Be Shopping'
CNN Anchor Guy Insults Climate Deniers; Willfully Ignorant F**ksticks Outraged
Jon Stewart Literally Disembowels Congress (Video)
Anti-Choice Nitwits Just Going To Picket Everything Now Because Why Not?
Eric Cantor To Congress: Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home
Wonkette Proudly Brings You Wonkette Finger Puppets, For Your Fingers
Bill O'Reilly Wants To Keep Pot Illegal For The Sake Of The Blacks And The Children
House GOP Forgot To Hold Vote To Punch Border Children In The Face
The Week In Lawsuits: House GOP Saves Republic From King Obama With Heroic Sueage
Rand Paul So Tired Of Mean Liberals Making Him Explain Why The Civil Rights Act Sucked
Dear Liberals: Kindly STFU About Ruth Bader Ginsburg Resigning, With A Topping Of STFU Sauce
CIA, On Careful Reflection, Remembers It Hacked Senate Computers After All
Rapper Warren G. Reads Warren G. Harding's Old-Timey Sexts To His Sidepiece
Now Is The Time For All Good Americans To Nerdcrush On Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Seattle Reassigns Cop Who Was Harshing City's Mellow
National Freakout Over Tiny Genitals Spreads From Books To Babydolls
Wild-Eyed Commies Jon Stewart And Stephen Colbert Being Un-American Again
Can You Even Milk A Jew? They Are Not Cats
Utah Language School Fires Blogger For Promoting Homophone Agenda
Stalkers And Domestic Abusers Aren't Allowed To Have Guns, Unfair!
George Zimmerman Goes On Patrol Again, 'Guards' Gun Store For Free, Gets Canned
This Victoria Jackson Story Has A Video Of A Butt That Opens Beers
Rep. Steve King: Immigrants Loading Up On Slut Pills On 'Rape Path' To 'Death Train', Sure Why Not
Wingnut Congressional Candidate Lady Simply Does Not Care For 'Infected Poors'
Now Eat This: Stuffed Peppers, No Pink Slime Allowed
Twitchy Very Sorry For Calling Pelosi 'Jew-Hating Bitch,' Meant To Quote Someone Saying It
Border-Protest Idiots Make Rachel Maddow Shouty (Video)
Phoenix Airport Gun Humper's Neuroscience Bosses Stuff Him Down The Memory Hole
Stephen Colbert Lurves The Sarah Palin Channel Almost As Much As We Do
Rush Limbaugh Takes Opportunity To Remind Us Both He And Ray Rice Are Terrible
Marcus Bachmann Rears Head To Remind Us He Exists, Still Wants To Shame Gays
We Have Colonized Reagan Island
Alabama Republican: When God Gives You Coal, You Have To Light It On Fire
Wonkette After Dark: Watch Out For Smooth Viagra Thieves, Chicago
Virginia Group's Anti-Gay Marriage Fast Allows People To Eat. Say, What's Their Policy On Celibacy?
Gun Fun: Our Responsible Gun Owners Have Been Busy Bees!
Stupidest Men On The Internet: Obama Bringing Africans, Ebola, And Polygamy To America!
Republicans To Obama: Stop Impeaching Yourself! Stop Impeaching Yourself!
A Children's Treasury Of Perfectly Sane Responses To Obama's Lost Golf Ball
Militia Boys Havin' A Good Ol' Time Keeping The Border Safe From Eight-Year-Olds, Yeehaw
Let's Talk About Juan Williams's Hot Black Republican Sons
Geraldo Rivera Can Suck My 41-Year-Old Dick
Stephen Colbert Just Loves Him Some Comic-Con Nerds, Also Rich People (Video)
WND Idiot Erik Rush Just Asking Whether Obama Shot Down Flight 17 (He Totally Did)
Arizona Strip Club Throws Its Pasties Behind Progressive Pastor For Congress
Secessionist Maryland GOP Candidate Remembers The Good Old 'Dixie' Days
Neil DeGrasse Tyson Being Super Mean To Idiots Again
Michele Bachmann Said One Stupid Thing, Didn't Say Other Stupid Thing
Here Is A Picture Of Mitt Romney's Grandchildren Inside A Giant Vagina
Men With Guns All Freaked Out By Topless Counter-Protesters' Dirtypillows
At The Times, A Call To Legalize Marijuana (Except At The Times)
Hey Washington DC, Grab All The Guns You Want And Go To Chipotle!
Allen West All Het Up About The Preverts
Satanic Temple Rides Hobby Lobby To Obvious Conclusion: Abortions For Everyone! (Updated)
John Oliver Takes Light-Hearted Look At Our Decrepit Nuclear Arsenal (Video)
Washed-Up Pile Of Racist Sludge John Rocker Holds Saddest Raffle Of All Time
Larry Pratt Pretty Sure That Congresswomen Should Be Afraid He'll Shoot Them, For Freedom
Oh Happy Day! The Sarah Palin Channel Network Teevee Thing Is Finally Here
Spoiler Alert: We Are Your Wonkette
Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks That Kept Us Safe From Terrorism
Deleted Comments Of The Day: You Guys Aren't Funny. Check Out Some Funny Conservative Satire
New Florida Congress-Idiot Thinks State Department Officials Are From India
Philosophy Professor On Dealing With Open-Carry Advocates: Don't Be Here Now
Rand Paul Is Also A Minority And Will Lead His Libertarian People Out of Bondage
God-Appointed Sheriff Lady Will Bring Down This Government Her Own Self
Sean Hannity Can't Stop Yelling At Palestinian Bully Who Won't Answer Simple Loaded Questions
Detroit's Spending $5.6 Million To Shut Off Residents' Water. What Else Could They Spend That On?
Republican Hack And Plagiarist 'Buzzfeed Benny' Still Has Job, Because Buzzfeed
John McCain Being A Big RINO Lib Squish Again, Just Because Arizona Tortured A Guy, Whatever
Jon Stewart Finally Addresses Japan's Pussy Boat Crisis (Video)
Motorcade For Imperial High Snotnose Obama Arrogantly Delays Pregnant Lady, INPEACH!
Mayor Pretty Sure Atheists Are Just Like Nazis Or The KKK, Take Your Pick
Ladies, Please Stop Thinking About Your Vagina And Start Thinking About Your Sad Brittle Bones
Why Not Let These Obama Campaign Guys Charge You Money To Let You Do Their Job?
Deleted Comment of the Day: Cool Cigar Guy Is Cool, Panhandlers Are Terrorists
A Children's Treasury Of Stupid Pictures From The Koch Brothers' Anti-Obamacare Carnival
Sad Newspaper Editor Fired After Complaints About 'Gaystapo,' Proving The Gaystapo Is Real
George Takei Tells How He Was Sent To An Internment Camp At Age 5. And Somehow It's Not Horrifying!
Fifty Shades Of Meh, Who Cares, That Book Sucked And So Will The Movie
Iraqi Jerks Will Cut Off Your Clitoris, For Whatever The Islamic Version Of Jesus Is
Oopsies: Iowa Deputy Accidentally Shoots Into Car While 'Helping' With Medical Emergency
Arizona Spokeschick Promises Botched Execution Was Really Kittens' Whiskers And Unicorn Farts
Why Won't These Jerk Homeless People Give This Cool Cigar Guy All Their Money?
Jon Stewart Can't Believe How Obamacare Got Blown, Right In The Ear (Video)
Blind Item! What Coupled-Up DC 'Journalist' Guy Is Hitting On Chicks And Then Standing Them Up?
Google Gaffes, Gets Dippy Dana Rohrabacher In High Dudgeon Over Dinesh D'Souza's New Doc
Michele Bachmann Demands To Know Why You Aren't Begging To Know Her 2016 Plans
Idiots Wave Guns Around At Dealey Plaza To Prove Guns Never Hurt Anybody
Scott Brown: Why Are Democrats Insisting On F*cking Obamacare, Right In The Ear?
Sleazy Insurance Companies Want To Make You Get Insurance On Your Mobility Scooter. Thanks Obama!
Awesome NRA Video Explains Why Shooting Should Be Taught In Schools
I Take Birth Control Because I'm A Slutty Slut Who Sluts So Hard. You?
Sarah Palin On Speed: Blames Sammy Hagar Because 'Personal Responsibility'
Dumb Sheriff Doesn't Even Agree With Fox & Friends That Illegal Immigrants Should Be Left To Die
Cheery 'Operation Save America' Folks Stage Fun-Times Open-Casket 'Wake' For Aborted Fetus
Area Woman Still Can't Stop Thinking About Sandra Fluke's 'Totalitarian' Vagina
McDonalds Fires Mom Who Let Daughter Go To Park By Herself Because Who Wants A Troublemaker?
John McCain Said Jon Stewart Often 'Absolutely Wrong.' That May Have Been A Bad Idea (Video)
New Age Lady Forsakes Ramtha, Channels Jesse Helms And George Wallace Instead
Fun-Loving Anti-Abortion Pals Making New Friends! (Invading Unitarian Church, Calling Them Satan)
Meet The Ladies Men's Rights Auxiliary!
Fourth Circuit Court Removes Judicial Dick From Obamacare's Ear
DC Appeals Court F*cks Obamacare, Right In The Ear
We May Not Have Donald Sterling to Kick Around Anymore
Someone Reminded Idaho Tribe Who Ted Nugent Is, So They Cancelled His Concert
Jon Stewart Finds Lighter Side Of Malaysian Airliner Shootdown (Video)
Ken Ham Pretty Sure That Aliens Don't Exist, But If They Do, They're Going To Hell
Black And White Is The New Orange Is The New Black
Rand Paul: Who Needs Government When You Can Rate Your Uber Driver?
There Goes Elizabeth Warren Being Hitler Again
Couple Of Idiots Have Thoughts On Gay Sportsball Player Michael Sam
Rick Perry, President Of The United States Of Texas, Sending Troops To Fight Evil Brown Kids
Responsible Gun Owners Take Aim At Traffic, Friends, Insufficient Jizz
Old Handsome Joe Biden Looked In Putin's Eyes, Saw No Soul; Spring Delayed Six Weeks
Tyrant Obama Crushes Sacred Right To Discriminate Against Gay Homosexuals
British Right-Wing Nutjob Quite Displeased With His Gay Homosexual Dog
Remember That Time Ronald Reagan Shot Down An Iranian Airliner? That Was Awesome
Catholic Mommy Bloggers Explain Why They Don't Like Or Understand Birth Control
John Oliver Laugh Fest Continues With Jolly Look At America's Love For Prison
The Blaze So Excited About Tennessee Restaurant That Really Loves Gun Humpers
Freedom Industries Finds Out That Poisoning People Does Not Cost Much Money At All
Sky News Reporter Gives You Plane Crash News You Can Use By Ransacking Dead Child's Luggage
Sundays With The Christianists: American History Books With The Accuracy Of A Florida Election
It's Saturday, You're Bored And Alone. Don't Feel Bad, Get Mad! About Things!
Portland Ice Cream Parlor Sells 'Bortion-Flavored Ice Cream To Benefit Planned Parenthood
Here Is Your Mommyblog Recipe For Some Goddamn Drunk-Ass Cherry And Lime Pie
Stupidest Men On Internet Demand Apology From Wonket, Here It Is
Rick Perry Appointee Jailed For Being A Creep
Man Time: Cheer for These Underdogs
Wisconsin Police Chief Takes Trolling Of Local Tea Party Leader To New, Harassy Levels
Jon Stewart Thinks Sarah Palin's 'Time To Impeach' Clock Is Off (Video)
Here Are Your Photoshop And Caption Contest Winners, God Bless Us Everyone
HappyNiceTimePeople Is Dead. Long Live HappyNiceTimePeople
Saddam Hussein Shoots Down Malaysian Airliner; Time To Invade Cuba
Minnesota State House Candidate Presents A Prairie Home Slut-Shaming Companion
Ted Cruz Has A 'Basic Suggestion' For Democrats, And I Have One For Him
House GOP Has Final Solution For Border Children: Keep Them All In Baby Jail
Another Day, Another Loaded Gun Left In A Public Toilet Stall, At Walmart This Time
The Stupidest Man On The Internet Found Some Mexicans And You'll Never Guess What Happened Next
Jon Stewart Upgrades America's Comedy Infrastructure (Video)
Shasta County Supervisors Going To Get To The Bottom Of This Whole Chemtrails Thing
TSA Agent Pretty Sure Washington D.C. Isn't In America
Activist Judge Tells California They Can't Murder People How Is That Even Fair?
Kickstarter To Do Some Frickin' Club Drugs And Go To The Hobby Lobby Bible Museum
Why Wait For The Primaries? GOP 2016 Poll Lets You Pick Terrible Candidates Now
Un-Racist, Un-Hateful Murrieta Will Totally Sue You For Calling It A Bigot
Best Ad Of 2014 Campaign Is For Fake Candidate
Please Stop Holocausting The Carbon
Megyn Kelly Knows White Santa Is Real, Has Serious Doubts About Women's 'Health'
Maureen Dowd Is Meh About A Thing
Bristol Palin Knows Who Is Classy And It Is Not The Dumb Gay President
Shirtless Sweaty Man Will Be Arizona's Governor For Sure
Jon Stewart Literally Parboils Jerks Who Fear Immigrant Children (Video)
Wyoming Gubernatorial Candidate Debuts Super Cool Plan To Mine And Drill Yellowstone
'Christian' College Wants Special Right To Hate The Gays, Keep Its Tax Dollars, Just Like Jesus
Weird Al Yankovic Goes All Grammar Nazi With New ‘Blurred Lines’ Parody (Video)
Congratulations Texans, Come Get Your Racist License Plates!
An Open Letter To People Who Water Their Lawns During A Drought
Welfare Rancher Cliven Bundy's Son Faces Arrest For Skipping Court, Had Excellent Reason Probably
American Genius Writes Real Good Vandalism Against Brown Babies
The Blaze Discovers Scary Terrorist Book, In English, On Texas Border
As Usual, World Went All To Hell While Jon Stewart Was On Break (Video)
Nice Time! Canadian Teen Makes Sure Students Can Learn About Slut Pills
Federal Judges Ramming Atheist Wedding Officiants Down Indiana's Throat
Politico Helps Cheney Family Continues Their Spectacular Charm Offensive Tour
Deleted Comments Of The Day: Expect 20,000 Militia Heroes On The Border By Thursday
Michael Bay Makes Boom-Boom, We Kick Caffeine, And Someone Got Mad About A Thing
Author Of Excellent 'Stop Being Gay' Book Arrested For Molesting Teen Boy, Allegedly, Again
Arizona Charter School History Book: Slavery Was Awesome!
GOP Reveals New New Extra New Plan to 'Empower' Women By Telling Them They Are Stupid
Eric Holder Doesn't Respect Sarah Palin's Vast Experience
Florida Town Shocked -- Shocked! -- To Find KKK Members In Police Force. For Second Time.
Gun Dealers, Porn Stars & Payday Lenders: Darrell Issa's Sexy Summer Break
In Well-Thought-Out Move, Army Returning Bowe Bergdahl To Active Duty
Chuck C. Johnson Is An Award-Winning Journalist
John Oliver Laughs At Your American Dream (Video)
Cool Prison Food Service Company Will Make Prison Even More Awful By Feeding You Maggots
Sexclusive! Wonkette Mocks Alan Keyes' Exclusive Letter To His Facebook Friend
Tucker Carlson Would Like You To Know He'd Totally Fap To This Girl Who Shot A Gazelle
Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks That Are Close, But No Cigar
Astonishingly, Militia Effort To Patrol Texas Border May Be Poorly Organized
Prepare Yourself: We Have Come Unstuck In Time
The Aubergine Testament: God Sends Special Eggplant Message To Louisiana Restaurant
I Am Mad About A Thing: Sweet Sea-Parting Moses, Don't Tell Jews How To Jew
Sean Hannity Prayed For A Mission, And For His Sins, They Gave Him One
Latest Obamacare Horror Story: ACA Cuts Uninsured People In Half!
Can You Turn Rick Perry's Frown Upside Down?
'Clerical Error' Gives The World A Catholic Church On 'George Carlin Way'
Man Time: Sorry We Were Sexist at You Yesterday, Lady Sports!
Typical: King Barack Obama Eats Food Like Some Sort Of Person Who Gets To Eat Food
Richard Nixon Didn't Think Girls Should Cuss Like Common Jews, Rachel Maddow Is On It (Video)
Democratic Congresscritter Wannabe Can Shoot Guns Just As Good As Anyone
Peggy Noonan Saw A Mexican. And a Guatemalan. And A Honduran. And A…You Get The Idea
Cool Chicago Company Will Pay You Extra To Not Go To The Bathroom During Your Work Shift
Minnesota House Candidate Definitely Does Not Know How Babby Is Formed
Hi! How About All Y'all Stop Yelling At Me About The Ads? A Message From Your Editrix
Dead Breitbart Freaks Out Over 'Muslim Prayer Rug' Found Near Border, Sheeple See Only 'Shirt'
Al Franken Opponent Knows What Is Funny: Ow, My Balls!
Unhelpful Fox Fans Fail To Get Outraged By Gender-Neutral Restroom Sign
Bryan Fischer Explains: God Can't Stand These Awful Immigrant Children
I Am Mad About A Thing: Hooray, Todd Akin Has A 'Book'
Fox News Pundit-Actress Stacey Dash Thinks Kanye West Should Get Prison Raped, For Freedom
Here Is John Boehner Screaming About The President Like A Drunken Gorilla
Alex Jones Demands To See Michelle Obama's Long-Form Vagina
Barack Obama Murders Capitalism, For-Profit College Just For Being Massive Scam
Socialist Millennials Will Be The Next Reagan Youth. Also: Confused
Nice Lady With Bible & Gun Can't See Why Anyone Would Think She Looks Like Terrorist
Keith Ablow May Be A Narcissist, But What Does Keith Ablow Think About That?
Victory! Fracking Defeats Dumb Stupid Useless Colorado National Park Nobody Wanted Anyway
Guy Who Co-Wrote 'How to Survive the Running of the Bulls' Attacked By Al Gore
Virginia Cops Want To Photograph Teen's Hard Penis Because Child Pornography Is Wrong
House GOP Having Big Summer 'Viral Media' Contest; All Entries Will Be Obama-As-Hitler Pics
Dana Rohrabacher Will Protect America From The Tyranny Of Fluoride
Oh Hey We Hired A Person Again
I Am Mad About A Thing: Go Big For The Ladies, Democrats, Or GTFO
Excellent News! Whale Poop Could Save Us All From Global Warming, Maybe
Republicans So Anguished About Border Children, They Will Not Stop Until They Do Nothing About It
In Denver, A Choom Gang Irregular Offers Barack Obama Bong Hitz 4Jesus
Russian Priest Discovers Shocking World Cup Secret: The Shoes Are Making Us All Gay
Muscle-Bound NRA Spokesdude: Gun Regulations Are Just Like Jim Crow Laws
Whopping $11,000 Fine In West Virginia Water Poisoning Will Surely Make Polluters Think Twice
Deleted Comments Of The Day: You LIEberals Are Too Brainwashed To Understand Alex Jones!
In Which We Never Stop Talking About Our Vag
A Love Letter To My New Gynecologist Who Is THE BEST
Sarah Palin Will Save These Brown Children From Obama Molesting Them? (Unclear)
Racist Official Is Oh Holy Sweet Jesus That's So F***ing Racist
Ted Cruz Simply Does Not Care For All These Black People Voting Republican
I Am Mad About A Thing: Federal Money To Tell Kids To Shut Their Legs For Jesus
Navy Veteran Lady Picks On Idaho's Right To Discriminate Against Dead Gay Sailors
Rick Perry Won't Meet With That Obama Varmint, Unless'n He Does
A Review Of The Free Amazon Preview Of Katie Pavlich's New 'Book'
The Daily Caller Is Being Run By Cuban Communists
Prius-Driving Wussies At EPA Say Rollin' Coal Illegal; Jackbooted Thugs Coming For Yer TruckNutz
Princeton Mom Plus Fox & Friends Is Your New Match Made In Hell, America
Demon-Slayer Gordon Klingenschmitt Pretty Sure All Those Atheists Need Is A Good Exorcism
Idaho Congresscritter Will Fight For Your Right To Have A Nice Glass Of Arsenic
Sarah Palin Is Your New Barbara Walters, Why Not, Sure
Washington Times: Hillary Clinton Worships Baal Or Zuul Or The Mighty Favog, Probably
Study Finds Kids Of Gay Parents Doing Great; Expect Further Parenting Studies To Be Outlawed
Daily Caller Bombshell: Obamas Still Refusing To Take Greyhound Bus To Hawaii
63 Women & Girls Escape Boko Haram, No Punchlines Available For Story
Vaginas, Bob Seger, And Johnny Manziel
Richard Mellon Scaife Dies, Gets Chance To Compare Notes With Vince Foster
Helpful Militia Guys Want To Guard Texas Borders, Promise Not To Trip Over Own Guns, Dicks
I Am Mad About A Thing: My Uncomfortably Crowded Vagina
Cool Obama Presidential Library Outhouse Parade Float Is What America Is All About
John Oliver Reviews Every 4th Of July Fireworks Show In America (Video)
Supreme Court Did Another Bad Decision, Waited Till You Were Drunk To Tell You
Kentucky, Land Of Bipartisan Derp, Scales New Heights Of Stupid About Climate Change
Rise Up Wonkers, Your Nation Needs You
Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks That Leave Reality To Other People
Derp Roundup: Thanks For Keeping America Free, Ted Nugent!
Deleted Comments Of The Day: Leave Vegans And Gun Fondlers Aloooone!
Your American Horoscope For America And Other American Stuff At You Too
Ben Shapiro May Have Finally Lost It, As If Anyone Could Tell
PepsiCo's Lady President Has A Mom, And She Is A Dick
David Brooks Too Delicate To Read Internet Comments
Fox News Pretty Sure This Strong Jobs Report Proves Barack Obama Is Terrible
All Y'all Need To Sign This Petition To Make George W. Bush Ambassador To The Iraq Such As
You Will Never Believe This, You Guys, But Chris McDaniel Supporters Might Be Racist
American Astrology: Horoscopes For True Patriots
Rachel Maddow Quotes 'Excellent And Profane' Mommyblog On California Anti-Immigrant Idiots (Video)
Bristol Palin Plans Hobby Lobby Love-In Complete With Hot Sexxxxy Shopping Pix
PA High School Principal Cancels 'Spamalot' After Gay Wedding Turns Him Into A Newt
Walmart: 'Work Makes You Free.' It's Prettier In The Original German.
God-Botherers Just Want Federal Contracts And The Right To Not Hire Icky Gays, Is That So Wrong?
We Explain How To Not Kill Yourself On Your Birthday Watching Rick Santorum's Hobby Lobby Movie
Jonah Goldberg Has Thoughts About Hobby Lobby, And All Of Them Are Wrong And Dumb
California Gets In On Hot Fun Screaming-At-Brown-Babies Action
Target Hates Freedom, Bans Gun Fondling In Stores
Gross Old Virginia Dem: I Wasn't Boning That Teenage Secretary, It Was Haxxors!
Good Guy With Gun Goes To Jail Just For Holding Other Good Guy With Gun At Gunpoint :(
Maine Governor Paul LePage Stone Cold Pallin' Around With Terrorists
Angry Old Man At WND Pretty Sure That NAMBLA Is Going To Take Over The National Cathedral
Rick Santorum’s Hobby Lobby Documentary: America’s Gonna Ban Christianity And Go Nazi (Video)
Bryan Fischer Blessed My Hot Gay Marriage
Free Speech Hero Wins Victory Ensuring You Can Always Talk About Howard Stern's Penis On Television
Good News! So Many Other Companies Ready To Start Regulating Your Lady Parts!
Hilarious O'Reilly Pal Jesse Watters Gets Dainty Fashionable Boot Up Ass At N.O.W. Convention
How To Stay Unfertile With These Williams-Sonoma Gadgets That Look Like The Thing From Se7en
With Kentucky Decision, Nation Running Dangerously Low On States Without Marriage Equality
What If MORE Republicans Were Replaced By Robots?
John McCain And Jennifer Rubin Sittin' In A Tree, Being W-R-O-N-G
Awesome Guy Turns Ginsburg's Awesome Hobby Lobby Dissent Into Awesome Song
Blackwater's Erik Prince Wrote A Book About Erik Prince, And How He Is Awesome
Just A Reminder That George H.W. Bush Tossed Word Salad Before Word Salad Was Cool
Barack Obama: Yup, I'm On Crack
Finally, Dennis Prager Is Here To Share His Dumb Feels About The Redskins
John Oliver On Hobby Lobby: 'Corporate People' Can't Pick And Choose Based On Beliefs (Video)
The Supreme Court Was So Busy Yesterday They Forgot To Wreck The Lives Of Gay Kids
John Oliver Looks At Uganda's Insane Anti-Gay Laws, Meets Uganda's Sanest Person (Video)
Dinesh D'Souza Wishes The Blacks Appreciated What Slavery Did For Them
The Supreme Court Tamed All The Sluts In Today's Happy Links!
NRA Will End Mass Shootings By Calling Them Something Else Instead
American Family Association Presents Best Hobby Lobby Poll Ever
Stupid Constitution Won't Let George Zimmerman Sue NBC For Being Mean To George Zimmerman
Here Is All The Worst Supreme Court Suck On The Hobby Lobby Ruling For Ladyparts Only
10 Hobby Lobby Products That Sound Like Birth Control But Aren't
A Children's Treasury Of Thoughtful Reactions To The Hobby Lobby Decision
Supreme Court Dicks Over Unions
The Taming Of The Slut: A One Act Play Inspired By Today's SCOTUS Hobby Lobby Decision
Louisiana Congressional Candidate Thinks She's George Orwell And Global Warming Is Doubleplus Untrue
Nation Editor Katrina Vanden Heuvel Literally Defenestrates Bill Kristol
Louie Gohmert Has Million-Dollar Idea
Men's Rights Activists Gather To Fight Misandry, Drink Some Brews, Bro Out
Sundays With The Christianists: American History Books That Avoid Irrational Exuberence
Derp Roundup: Tiger Selfies, Responsible Howitzer Owners, And Open Carry Guitars
How Obamacare, John Roberts, and Pennsylvania (Nearly) Screwed My Mom
Icelandic Girl With Freaky English Name Can't Get Passport
We Got Mad About A Thing In Today's Happy Links!
Oklahoma Hu-Man Loses GOP Primary To Android Or Replicant Or Lizard Person (Unclear)
I Am Mad About A Thing: A Sneak Preview
Nice Time Update: SC Town Reinstates Lesbian Police Chief Fired By Jerkwad Mayor
Michigan Republican Confesses 'Public Masturbation Fetish,' Hopes To Beat Off Competition
Jerk Babies With Big Diesels Find Exciting Way To Annoy Liberals: 'Rollin' Coal'
The Time An Abortion Protester 'Counseled' Me
Fun New Conservative Lady Pretty Sure That When Eve Bit The Apple It Was Full Of Birth Control Pills
Arizona Schools Chief Apologizes, Has A Good Cry, Will Never Surrender, Won't Stop Believin'
Louie Gohmert: Obama's Luring Diseased Foreign Children To Sap Our Precious Bodily Fluids
What Is The World Coming To When This Nice Klansman Can't Stay In His Neighborhood Watch Group?
Jon Stewart Literally Garrotes Republicans Who'll Assist Any Nation But Ours (Video)
Red Cross Can't Tell You How They Spend Your Money Because Then They'd Have To Kill You
Here Is Your New Favorite Gun Safety PSA Starring Children Playing With Dildos
Fox 'Psychiatrist' Keith Ablow Worries Most Popular Sporting Event On Planet Was Timed To Help Obama
Vegan Idiot Goes To Jail For Being A Idiot
How Is Bowe Bergdahl Failing To Be A Taliban Sympathizer Today?
Protip For Rainbow Family Gathering: Don't Trust Anyone Named 'Hitler,' Even If She Is A Hippie
We're Liveblogging US Vs Germany In Your AM Happy Links!
Supreme Court Upholds Sacred Right To Scream 'Baby Murderer!' In Women's Faces
Other 'Pro-Family' Songs For Grover Norquist Besides The One About Shooting Your Wife
NRA Will Not Rest Until Every Convicted Stalker Can Still Own A Gun
Rick Santorum: Colorado Forcibly Re-Educating Anti-Gay Cake Bakers With TPS Reports
Nice Time Update: Nifty Kid May Soon Return 'Little Free Library' To Front Yard
Why Today's U.S. Vs Germany Soccer Match Is Hitler's (And Ann Coulter's!) Worst Nightmare
Fox News Was Sane On Two Occasions Yesterday And We Don't Know How To Feel About It
The Daily Show Presents College Partying Tips For Guys And Gals (Video)
Totally Rational Behavior: Glenn Beck Shoots Things So He Feels Better About Chris McDaniel's Loss
We Heard About The Lamest Orgy Ever In Your PM Happy Links!
Broke-Ass Michigan Throwing All Its Money At This Fun Anti-Abortion Grift
Indiana Is Your New Gayest State Today! Hooray!
A Grown Human Person At The EPA Is Polluting The Hallways With His Own Poo
Dadaist Robbers Commit Perfect Crime: Stealing Gun Range Patrons' Guns At Gunpoint
Get Your Hot Fresh Electoral Primary Derp!
Redskins Name Isn't Racist, Says Moron At Boston Herald
Wingnut Lawyer Decides That All Laws In Maryland Are Invalid Because That Makes Total Sense
Colorado's Greatest Demon-Fighter, Gordon Klingenschmitt, Wins Primary For State House
Stop Bragging About Your Husband In Your Morning Happy Links!
What If Ex-Gay Therapy Actually Worked?
Meet the Gun-Humping 'Brad Pitt Of The GOP'
This Wisconsin GOP Donor Is The Very Bestest At Voter Fraud
Hero Larry Klayman Accepts Ethics Censure So He Can Get Back To Saving America
Stephen Colbert Warns: ISIS Is In Ur Twitter, Stealin' Ur #Hashtags (Video)
Chris McDaniel Pretty Sure Zombie Ronald Reagan Doesn't Think Thad Cochran Won
Michelle Obama Is Worstest Racial Slur User In America, Inpeach!
Crazy Vampire Soccer Player Bites Opponent In Your PM Happy Links!
Be A Fashion Do With This Sexy Stylish Ayn Randian Teabag-Wear From Sears!
New Japanese Robot Ladies Still Fall Short Of Anime Fantasy, May Nonetheless Kill Us All
Porn Star Gets Super-Cool Revenge On GOP Aide Except For How She Is A Crazy Bitch
Arizona Schools Chief Only Hates Your Bad Spanishes, Not Your Good Assimilated Spanishes
Race-Conscious Four-Year-Old Saves Unjustly Accused Black Man From Racist Jerk Babysitter Robber
A Park Ranger Was Fired For Dancing On The Job In This Morning's Happy Links!
Stupid Rightwing Anti-Bowe Bergdahl Facebook Page Is Now All Full Of Goats
Sister Wives: Creepy Dad Throws Creepy Party For Creepy Family, Creepy Self
Breitbart Has A London Bureau So They Can Call British Rape Victims Sluts
President's Last Liberal Supporters Flee After He Reaches Over Chipotle Tuberculosis Guard
Ben Carson Civilly Disagrees With You About Your Filthy Sinning Gross Gay Marriage
Cool Georgia GOP Candidate Pretty Sure The First Amendment Doesn't Cover Muslims
Here's Jon Stewart On The Latest Outbreak Of 'America's Tragedy Herpe, Dick Cheney' (Video)
Virginia Legislators Want 'Redskins Pride Caucus' Because They Are Terrible And Stupid
English Wingnuts Protect Their Beloved Land From 'Mosque' That Actually Was A KFC
Hey Joss Whedon! We've Got 4 New Strong Female Leads In Your PM Happy Links!
Mississippi Teabaggers Will Be On Lookout For Scary Negro Voters In Primary Runoff
Kansas Simply Does Not Care For This Child Loaning People These So-Called 'Books'
Dov Charney Waves Dick At Your Million Dollar A Year Offer, American Apparel
Surprise, Christian Radio Host In Jail For Trying To Buy Sex With Young Boys (Whatever, 'Allegedly')
Missouri Training Teachers To Pack Guns; Everything To Be Just Fine Now
Ralph Reed: Gay-Bashing + Unskewed Polls = GOP (Bondage And) Dominance 4 Ever
American Guy Trapped Inside Massive German Vagina In This Morning's Happy Links!
Twitchy Asks The Tough Questions: What Kind Of Idiot Would Want To Save Bees?
Angry Bobby Jindal Is Your New Patton, Will Lead A Mighty Army Into Washington D.C.
Duck Dynasty Dude Still Really Into Teen Brides, Hating Gays
Pope Francis Just Kicked The Entire Mafia Straight Out The Catholic Church
This Cool Church Will Teach You To Love Guns And Jesus So Hard
Sundays With The Christianists: U.S. History Textbooks That Feel Your Pain
Lawsuit Alleges Sally Atwater Takes Candy From Special Needs Kids
Judith Miller Simply Will Not Have You Second-Guessing The Heroes Who Started The Iraq War
Swashbuckling New York Mayor Gutted, Eaten By Fish Queen
Wall Street Douche Sues Goldman Sachs Because $8 Million Bonus Was Too Small
DJ Tanner Is Not Amused In Today's Happy Links!
Hate-Fest Fashion: Men of the Sweat-Soaked Cloth
Sovereign Citizen Hipster Musicians Hand-Wrote Their License Plate Before It Was Cool
Uh Oh You Guys. Nigerian Scammers Have Discovered Campaign Finance.
Drinky-Drivey Supreme Court Candidate Will Bible You So Hard, Minnesota
Texas GOP Head A Mite Besaddened Texas GOP So Full Of Dumb Bigots :(
Ron Paul Will Act At You In Atlas Shrugged: Part III
North Carolina To Legalize Annual 'Possum Drop' For Sake Of Fun, Stereotypes
Mike Huckabee And National Organization For Marriage Are Your New Civil Rights Heroes, America
The GOP Will Let You Keep Your Baby In Your Home Office But They'll Never Pay You A Decent Wage
What Is Free Speech Even Coming To When Deadbeat Dad Joe Walsh Can't Say The N-Word On The Radio?
If We're Lucky, All The 2016 GOP Candidates Could Land In Jail Before The Election
Stephen Colbert Is Loving The Iraq Pack's Reunion Tour (Video)
Ohio Bus Driver Who Faked His Own Gang Attack Is Your New Ashley 'Backwards B' Todd
We Decided To Actually Have 'Winners' For Our Caption Contest For A Change!
A Straight Guy Fell In Love With A Lesbian In Today's Happy Links!
Alabama A.G. Wants To Outlaw Consensual Butt-Sechs, Because Rape Or Something
Heavy Metal Christian Band Was Actually Full Of Lying Atheists
If This Dog Were Black, The AP Would Say It 'Looted' This Wallet
Let's All Go Donate To Dick And Liz Cheney's Cool New Non-Profit And Have War Forever
We've Reached Peak Thought Catalog: 'I Had Sex With A Trans Woman'
Gabby Giffords Does Thing Better Than Other People Did Thing
Megyn Kelly So Mean To Dick Cheney, UNFAIR
Dov Charney Firing Means No Longer Having To Choose Between 'Labor' And 'Not Being Rapey'
Melt Bin Laden's Face Off With This Awesome Doll The CIA Didn't Make!
Dana Loesch All In A Bother About Redskins Or Something (Unclear)
Brian Schweitzer Is Living Proof That Being A Democrat Is Not A Shield Against Being Dumb
Jon Stewart Wonders How Fox & CNN Made All Those 'Hard Choices' In Hillary Interviews (Video)
Dallas County Commissioners Are Super Mad They Accidentally Voted To Support Reparations
Laverne Cox Is An Agent Of Satan In Today's Happy Links!
With No Reelection Worries, Jan Brewer May Be Going Full Goldwater
Allen West Tortured Iraqi Cop, Avoided Court-Martial, Kept Pension. Hey, It's Not Like He Was Gay
Ben Shapiro: Why Can't Barack Obama Be A Great Dad Like Me?
Catholic League Pretty Sure They've Put Guinness Out of Business By Now
Here Are Some Other Stupid Offensive Football Team Names
Video That Had Nothing To Do With Benghazi Motivated Benghazi, Says Guy Who Led Attack In Benghazi
Sister Wives: Polygamists in a Shark Tank
Hillary Clinton Confronts French Furry Stalker, CNN Is ON IT
If Dr. Oz Can't Sell You A Bunch Of Quack Weight-Loss Cures, The Terrorists Have Already Won
Glenn Beck Discovers Nefarious Government Plot To Return Unclaimed Property To Rightful Owners
Dick And Liz Cheney Wax Nostalgic About How Great War Was When They Ran Things
Jon Stewart Offers Therapy For Homophobic Texas GOP (Video)
It's Not Too Late To Fall In Love WIth Dennis Kneier, The Poop-Flinging Ex-Mayor
Here Is Possibly (Totally) The 'Sovereign Citizen' Who Shot A BLM Officer And Cop, For Freedom
KFC Gives $30K Apology To Little Girl In Today's Happy Links!
A Children's Treasury Of Thoughtful Reactions To The Capture Of That Top Benghazi Suspect
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio Croaks His Way From the South Bay to the Valley
Target Stores Are The Latest Lucky Hosts Of Open Carry Texas Idiots
WND Writer Attempts 'Satire' In Call To Elect White President, Any White President
Some Lady Trying To Stop Ohio From Suppressing Minority Voters, Right, As If
Dinesh D'Souza Tells Megyn Kelley He's Pretty Certain America Molested Barack Obama
Let's All Watch Joe Biden Flirt With Shirtless U.S. Soccer Players
Supreme Court Says You Can't Lie About Gun Purchases. How Is That Even Fair?
KFC Corporate Headquarters Briefly Restores Faith In Humanity (No, We Are Serious)
Georgia Hopes They Will Do A Better Job At Killing Someone Than Oklahoma Did
Jon Stewart Can't Believe They Got The Original 'Wrong On Iraq' Band Back Together (Video)
Idaho GOP Convention Pretty Much A Glorified Slap Fight, Really
Michigan Hero Exercises Sacred Rights To Open Carry Rifle, Yell And Wave Dick At Cops
We're Getting Eric Cantor On Dancing With The Stars In Today's Happy Links!
Awesome Pick-Up Artist Moves From An Actual Hot Human Woman
Watch Stephen Hawking Vaporize John Oliver With Science, Death Robots (Video)
Hero Mom Will Save Her Homeschooled Babies From The Unending Imaginary Terror Of Common Core
Wingnut School Board President Uses Graduation Speech To Audition For AM Radio Show
Caption Contest: Bill Nye, Barack Obama, And Neil DeGrasse Tyson Walk Into The White House...
Let's Meet Lee Atwater's Widow, Sally, Who Is Running For Something Somewhere, Badly
Tony Blair Loved Invading Iraq, Is History's Politest Greatest Monster
Kickstarter ... Wait, No, Change.org Petition To Get Eric Cantor On Dancing With The Stars
National Review Man Maybe Tries To Make A Funny About Soccer, Hurts Self In Process
Guy With Dumb Gun Tattoo Accessorizes With Actual Dumb Gun
John Oliver Tackles That American Football Team With The Racist Name (Video)
Are You Ready For Make-Up Sex With Mitt Romney, America?
Sundays With The Christianists: U.S. History Textbooks That Do Not Like Broccoli
Barack Obama Gives Sweet Father's Day Interview To World's Best Interviewer ... Jenna Bush
Derp Roundup: Jenna Bush Has A Posse -- And They're Big Jerk Babies
Deleted Comments Of The Day: The Gun Is Good
Now The Daily Caller Is Mad At The Dictionary For Calling It Racist
‘Sad Thad’ Cochran Reminisces About Simple Joys Of Childhood, Like Sexing Animals
Here Is Chelsea Clinton Earning Her $600K By Talking To A Gecko
Old Clueless 'Sad Thad' Cochran Is Old, Clueless, Sad
Iowa Senate Candidate Joni Ernst Will Castrate UN's Evil 'Agenda 21' Plot To Make You Ride A Bicycle
Minnesota Supreme Court GOP Candidate Lady: This DUI Charge Is A Frame-Up! She's A Patsy!
Our Old Friend Steve Stockman Is Maybe An Actual Criminal Besides Just Being A Really Good Grifter
Nice Missouri State Senator Writes Nice Letter Telling Constituents To GTFO
Peggy Noonan Tries To Pretend GOP Base Is Not Made Up Of Raging, Irrational Lunatics
Were You Not Ready To Kill Yourself Yet This Morning?
Fun RenewAmerica Lady Will Roundhouse Kick You Until You Agree With Her About Obama
Stephen Colbert Is Ready To De-Poutinize Canadian Anchor Baby Ted Cruz (Video)
Texas Senator John Cornyn Sure Wishes More Americans Could Have Died In Iraq
Rick Perry Thinks Alcoholism Is Gay In Today's Happy Links!
Cosmos Recap: And Thus Concludeth Neil DeGrasse Tyson's KAPOW! BLAM! SHAZAM Of All The Idiots
Lady Breastfeeds Baby, Internet Freaks Out
Here Is How Homosexuality Is Different From Alcoholism
Creationist Guy Discovers Ugly Truth About Evolution: It's Just An Excuse For Rape
Adam Kokesh, Your Gun-Fondling Gandhi, Explains Why Las Vegas Cops Had It Coming
You Can't Mock Bad Restaurants In Australia How Is That Even Fair?
Sovereign Citizen Guy Will Protect Us All From The Unending Tyranny Of Traffic Enforcement
NY Company Sued For Making Employees Follow Crappy New Age 'Onionhead' Woo-Woo Religion
Rick Perry: 'I Am A Huge Alcoholic. Therefore, Gays.'
Throwback Thursday: Eric Cantor and the Naughty Union Video
Unsurprisingly, David Brat's Primary Campaign Was Run By A Smug Baby
Jon Stewart Amazed & Stunned By Eric Cantor’s Amazing Stunning Loss (Video)
Here Is Your Fun New Oklahoma GOP Candidate Who Would Like To Murder The Gays With Rocks
Mormons Gonna Kick It Old School By Excommunicating People, Probably
Deleted Comments Of The Day: How Can You Monsters Support The Troops When One's A Traitor?
Learn About the Awesome Army of Boners in Today's Happylinks!
Army Makes Greatest Sexual Harassment Video Of All Time (Video)
Now Teabaggers Must Love Bowe Bergdahl, Because He Was Just 'Going Galt'
Florida Man In Prostitution Sting Offered To Pay For Sex With A Salad
Sean Hannity & Mark Levin Share A Good Laugh About Genitalia-Americans -- You know, 'Women'
Quickie Movie Review: 'Obvious Child'
Oh Look, Hillary Clinton Is Being A Dick Again
A Children's Treasury of Gay Boys Twerking at DC's Capital Pride Parade
Pour One Out For Ted Cruz's Canadian Citizenship, America
Bradlee Dean Will Never Retreat, Never Surrender, Never Stop Suing Rachel Maddow
Misty Watercolored Memories Of Eric Cantor: A Children's Treasury
Glenn Beck's Cool New Artsy Friend 'Sabo' Can Say The N-Word Any Time He Wants
Stephen Colbert: Can We Stop The Black Lesbian Robot Apocalypse? Probably Not! (Video)
Republican Senate Candidate Lady Will Just Stalk You Until You Vote For Her, Probably
House Majority Leader Eric Cantor Lost His Primary And We Are Dead From Laughter
Nobody Is Afraid Of Large Groups Of People Armed With Guns, Argues Gun Weirdo
From Guns to Gams, Today's Happy Links Have Got It All!
Worst Psychiatrist Ever Wants Drug Warnings On Facebook Because 'Slender Man' Makes Kids Stabby
Portraits of Little Kids With Their Own Real Guns
Another Day, Another School Shooting
Kissin' Congressman Vance McAllister Gets Honest on His Way Out
New Bulletproof Blanket For The Kids Is Only 4/5ths As Terrible An Idea As It Sounds
Blast From The Past! Murdery Blackwater Guards Finally Standing Trial
Jon Stewart Rushes To Judge The Rush To Judgement On Bergdahl (Video)
Hero Utah Cop Did Not Guard The Gays At Their Parade Because Freedom
Lucky Charms Totally Gonna Make Everyone Gay All Over Again This Year
Donald Sterling, Bad Penny, Will Never Stop Turning Up
Super Skeevy Doctor Will Give You Drugs, Fap Over Your Pix, And Sext During Your Surgery
Florida Congressman Thinks Dinosaurs ... Climate Change ... We Honestly Don't Even Know
Miss Louisiana USA Is Sort Of Glad Bowe Bergdahl Is Home In Today's Happy Links!
Bishop Doesn't Know If He Knew Doing Sex To Kids Was Against The Law
Miss Louisiana USA Is Your New Bowe Bergdahl Genius
Vegas Cop Killer Jerad Miller Was An Alex Jones Fan. You Know What That Means (FALSE FLAG)
Virginia Democrat Takes The Perfectly Legal Bribe Money From Republicans, Runs
Man Killed In Wal-Mart By Rightwing Lunatics Was Good Guy With Gun
George Will Trolls Rape Victims, Has Probably Never Been Raped
British People Really Getting Good At Treating Homeless People Terribly
Passive-Aggressive Misspelled Text Messages Are The Best Father's Day Gift
In Case You Missed This Wonket Scoop, These Are The Vegas Cop Killers, Jerad And Amanda Miller
Stupidest Man On The Internet: Vegas Spree Killers Were Socialists, Because 'Neo-Nazi'
Hero Hawaii Legislator Will Save Middle Schoolers From Terror Of Hearing The Word 'Anus'
Oh Look Some Bundy Ranchers Did A Vegas Spree Killing, For Freedom
Human Weasel Tucker Carlson Not Sure You Should Go To Jail For Something As Silly As Killing Someone
Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks That Defeat The Evil Empire
Deleted Comments Of The Day: Why Are You Gun Control Extremest Obsessed With The Penis Size?
INPEACH! Obama Chewed Gum At D-Day Ceremony, Wingnuts Outraged
Hipsters Complain They Were For Marriage Equality Before Wisconsin Hopped On Bandwagon
Josephine Baker's Boobs, D-Day, More D-Day, And More!
Michigan Republicans Reach Out To Ladies, Hand Them This One Stupid Photo
Rand Paul Makes A Funny Joke About His Fellow Americans
Breaking: 'Sovereign Citizen' Thinks Georgia Courthouse Is Omaha Beach, Attacks Deputy, Dies
Happy D-Day, Awesome Veteran Granddad Guy! And To All You Other Ones Too
Deleted Comments Of The Day: Why All The Hatin' On MRAs, Wonkette Dude?
What If Fox News Had Covered D-Day?
In Seattle, Good Guy With Pepper Spray Stops Bad Guy With Gun
ICYMI: Adults Can Read Whatever The Hell We Want
Bearded Waste Of Space Gavin McInnes Racisms Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Here's Your Video With Glenn Beck Going On And On About Dildos
Whoops, Looks Like Tennessee Forgot To Stop Racisming
Philosopher King Tucker Carlson Thinks There's No Such Thing As Statutory Rape For Boys
CNN Pretty Sure Bowe Bergdahl Is Just Like That Nice Terrorist Fellow From 'Homeland'
Jon Stewart Has Open Carry Gun Nuts In His Sights (Video)
Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, This Guy Is From Stupid
Is Shep Smith Trying Get Himself Fired From Fox News?
Sarah Palin Brings Her Patented Wit To Bear On Refudiating Strawman Bergdahl Story
Oh Look At All These Dads Creeping On Their Daughters, For Jesus
19 Kids And Counting Recap: The Season Finale, The Big Proposal, And Thank God It Is Over
Figures. Obama, In Waffle Land, Calls Soccer 'Football.' INPEACH!
New Tech Thingy Will Protect You From the #Tyranny of Google Glass
Ben Carson: Obamacare Is Worse Than 9/11 And Nickelback Combined
Super Gay Super Nice Time: Principal Comes Out To Students, Irritates Westboro Church To No End
Hershey's Chocolate Harshing Everyone's Buzz By Suing Over 'Reefer's Peanut Butter Cup'
The Colbert Curriculum: Stephen Colbert's Viewers Know More Stuff About Things (Video)
Who Had The Worst Election Day Tuesday? It Is You, Annette Bosworth of South Dakota!
Loudmouth Idiot Babies Make Sure Bergdahl's Home Town Can't Celebrate His Release
Oliver North Worried That Bergdahl Swap May Have Financed Terrorists. Yes, That Oliver North.
Rihanna's Boobs Lift Us Up Where We Belong
Figures: Stupidest Man On Internet Disgusted That Obama Would Abandon Bergdahl, Rescue Bergdahl
Dammit, Jim, Christine O'Donnell Isn't A Witch, She's A Washington Times Columnist (And You)
GOP Homophobia So Bad Not Even GOProud Can Stand It Anymore
Muslim-Lover Supreme Court Jerks Won't Raze Tennessee Mosque, We Are All Going To Die
Dear Soldier: We Need Some Information In Case You're Captured
Cosmos Recap: The Big Damn Climate Change Episode
Gun Humpers Fight For Their Right To Shoot Up All The Polling Places, For Freedom
Maureen Dowd Just Wants To Get Hiiiiiiigh
Open Carry Gun Humpers Prevail Over NRA, Are Gunniest Nuttiest Humpiest Of All
Jon Stewart To Fox: Way To Welcome Home A Traveling Soldier (Video)
This Judge Will Just Stone Cold Beat A Lawyer's Butt Until He Gets His Way
Grifty Wussy Men's Rights Activists Dudes Need Your Money To Stop Ladies From Beating Them Up
Wayne Gretzky is Your Happy Nice Time Buddha
Science Spotlight: Maybe If They Named The Lady Hurricanes 'Lorena'
Texas 'Open Carry' Morons Stand Their Ground Against Sissypants Liberals At The NRA
Former Bachmann Aide Has Satisfying New Career Losing Campaigns, Slapping People
Your New Happy Nice Time People Editor-in-Chief Is Sara Benincasa (Me)
Mississippi Republicans Choose Between Thad Cochran Or The Other A**hole
Hotty Charlotte Mayor With The Magic Tampons To Plead Guilty To Crime Of Loving Too Much
GOP Heroes Will Shut Down Government Before They Let EPA Communists Force You To Breathe Clean Air
Eleven 'American Spring' Patriots And A Dog Still Bravely Trying To Overthrow Obama
Grifty Tea Party Chick Will Put Ethics Complaint In Harry Reid's Permanent File
Beardo Stephen Colbert Highlights Florida Gun Hero's Brave Stand Against Civility (Video)
Seattle Raises Minimum Wage To $15. Thanks Obama.
Your Comment Of The Day Is Short And Oh So Sweet
Ann B. Davis Crashes A Ferrari Through A Giant Moustache In Today's Happy Nice Time Links
Idiot Republican Changes Name, Seems Pretty Sure Latino Voters Don't Know Cesar Chavez Is Dead
Baptist University To Professor: Being A Beardo Is Cool, Being On A Beer Can Is Not
Drug Suspect Found Place In Ohio Police Chief's Heart, Pants
Allen West Pretty Sure Bowe Bergdahl's Dad Made The White House A Mosque
'Please Stop Laughing At Laura Ingraham' -- Laura Ingraham (Video)
Obama Persecuting Hero Golf-Ball-Man Phil Mickelson For Standing Up For Poor Millionaires
Texas School Board Lady Sorry She Got Caught Screaming About Muslim Getting Elected
Adam Carolla, Who Hosts A Podcast For A Living, Thinks Poor People Are Lazy
'Open Carry' Idiots So Dumb Even The NRA Is Yelling At Them Now
John Oliver Presents The Only Interesting Story On Net Neutrality, Ever (Video)
GOP Suddenly Super-Opposed To Freeing American POWs For Some (Obama) Reason (Obama)
Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks Where Mistakes Were Made
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Ross Douthat Hits A New Low Even For Him Edition
Derp Roundup: Fun Tips For Hiding Your Loaded Guns
Your Comment Of The Day Is Pure Wall-Punching Goodness
Basketballmer, Birthday Books, Bakersfield, And Boobs, All In Your Afternoon Happy Links!
Sometimes Your 17-Year-Old Suggests The Best Gift Idea Ever
Nothing Creepy About This Lingering, Leering, Skeevy NRA Ad For Hot Chicks That Are Actually Guns
Racist Dirtbag Donald Sterling Now $2.5 Billion Richer
Garbage Human Tech Dude Gurbaksh Chahal Still So Mad He Got Fired For Beating His Girlfriend
Eric Shinseki Falls On Sword After V.A. Scandal, Will Have To Wait 3 Months For Treatment
House Votes For Sane Marijuana Thing, And We're Still Mad Anyway
At The Times, A Violent Wall-Punching Temper Causes Laughter And Joy
The Motion Picture Association Of America Wants To Stop You From Seeing Eva Green's Boobs
Joe The Plumber Is Human Garbage, Again
What If The National Review Had Co-Written All Of Maya Angelou's Material?
Glenn Beck Doubles Down On Rape Sketch, Because He Is A Terrible Monster In A Human Skin Suit
Texas Gun Humpers Set Sights On Glorious Target: A Home Depot Somewhere
Your Afternoon Roundup: Mindy Kaling, Parking Tickets, And Other Nice Time Things
Exene Cervenka Thinking Very Bad Truther Thoughts About The Santa Barbara Shootings
Check Your Bingo Cards; Gay Marriage & Obamacare Finally Blamed For Isla Vista Murders
Montana Cable Company Getting Some Idiots To Pay Its Taxes For It, For Freedom
American Family Association Will Not Touch Harvey Milk Stamps For Fear Of Catching Gay Cooties
Drunk Arkansas Cop Had Very Good Reason For Holding Gun To 5-Year-Old's Head, Probably
Texas Gun Humpers Now Upset They Can't Approach Any Old Motorist While Heavily Armed
John Lewis Reads Maya Angelou, Because You Forgot To Cry Yesterday
Google Honored A Known Environmentalist, And Twitchy Will Not Shut Up About It
McDonald's Continues Stealing Wages, Government Resources, Souls
Narcs, Full Frontal Hugs, and Reading Rainbow Are The Stars Of Today's Happy Links
NRO Remembers Maya Angelou's Greatest Accomplishment: Guns
19 Kids And Counting Recap: You Guys, There Was A Full Frontal Hug!
Pat Robertson Explains Ideal Marriage: Dishwashing Should Totally Earn Men Sex
Maya Angelou, Phenomenal Woman, Excellent Human Being, 1928-2014
Tea Party Gets Primary Scalp: Ralph Hall, Last Really Really Really Really Old Man In Congress
Donald Sterling Continues To Bloviate; Sky Is Still Blue
The Glenn Beck Program Has Hilarious Video That Really Puts The Funny In Sexual Assault
Cliven Bundy Quits Republicans, Joins Forces With Someone Even More Untethered To Reality
Glenn Beck Wins The Crazy Lotto With Innovative 'Teddy Roosevelt Did Isla Vista' Theory
You Can't Help But Smile At These Afternoon Happy Links
Thought Catalog Guy Pretty Sure Muting Him On Twitter Is First Amendment Violation
Texas Homeschooler Running For Board Of Education Wants Big Sex Ed (And Education) Out Of Education
Tea Party Coloring Books Help You Start 'Em Young
Texas Gun Fondlers Take Toys, Go Home After Lady In Restaurant Calls Them Dumbasses
Samuel Alito So Mad The Court Just Made It A Tiny Bit Harder To Excute The Mentally Disabled
Take Fox Douche Brian Kilmeade's Wife. Please!
Maryland Gov Martin O'Malley Reduced To Begging On The Streets For Dimes
A Children's Treasury Of Stupid Bloviating About The Isla Vista Murders
Joe The Plumber Has Opinion No One Asked Him For And No One Is Interested In Hearing
'Redskins' Is Actually Repectful Term, Explains Cracker On Fox Panel
Hero Judge Slaps Autistic Kid, Yells Racial Slur, Because 'Mississippi'
Republicans Close To Deciding Which Character-Free Hellhole Of A City They Will Invade In 2016
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Don't You Dare Say "Not All Men" Edition
Mitch McConnell Will Keep Government Out Of Kentucky's Exchange When He Repeals Obamacare
Are Your Teens Sullen? Time To Sue Their 'Death Cult' Teachers For Magical Realism Assignment!
John Conyers Will Win Write-In Campaign With Your Stupid Ballot Tied Behind His Back
Ben Carson So Glad His Welfare Mom Wasn't Dependent On Government
Do Not Forget Our Fiesta Borracha, Wonkers Mexicanos! (It's Tomorrow)
Washington DC Welcomes Lesbian Anchor Babies With Open Arms
Fox's Katie Pavlich: Just Because I'm Scared Of Black People Doesn't Make Me Racist
Guy Running For Illinois Gov Cheated On First Wife 20 Years Ago, And Business Insider Is ON IT.
Surprise, Darrell Issa's New Benghazi Revelation Not New Or A Revelation
Colorado Gubernatorial Candidates Will Take Lady Voters On Best Date Ever
Jon Stewart Reviews Our Long Bipartisan History Of Screwing Over Vets (Video
How Bad Do You Want This Wendy Davis Abortion Barbie?
Tennessee Brings Back Electric Chair Because Setting People On Fire Is Awesome
How To Cancel Your Wonkette Subscription, And Other Important Answers To Terrible Questions
There's So Much Stuff About Homosexuals In This Afternoon's Happy Links
Phil Robertson Is Back, Baby, And He's Still A Bigot
Ain't Nobody Got Time for Racism, Declares Ben Stein
Florida Proscutor's Whimsical Mother's Day Message To 'Crack Hoes' Seen As Offensive Somehow
This New Doctor App Is Gonna Disrupt Your Medical Care So Hard
US Senator Jeff Sessions Is A Buzzkill And A Total Narc
Louie Gohmert: Why Won't Obama Stop Sex-Trafficking The Mexican Children?
The Deterioration of Pat Sajak: A Short Story
Torture Hero Allen West Just Asking If Legless Vet Congresswoman Tammy Duckworth Is 'Loyal' Is All
Ghost Breitbart Exposes Clay Aiken's Record Of Threatening To Punch Ann Coulter In The Face
Wonkette Journalism Review: Let Us Speak Now Of Racism. Or Pegging. Whatever.
California Wildfire Victim Pretty Sure He Was 'Targeted,' By Wildfire. THANKS OBAMA.
Stephen Colbert Gets Swept Up In the Magic Of Idaho Republican Debate (Video)
Michele Bachmann Shows Off Her Mad Domestic Goddess Skills For Lonely Shut-Ins Who Watch Daytime TV
Big Insurance, Unaware Climate Change A Hoax, Sues Chicago For Failing To Prepare For It
Dems Chosen For Benghazi Committee May Make The Clown Show Worth Watching After All
The Duggars Want Babies, The Cat Wants Weed, And More In Your Afternoon Happy Links
James O'Keefe Proves Something Terrible About Hypocrite Enviro Ed Begley Jr., Probably, We Guess
Who Needs Big Coastal Cities Like New York Anyway, Says Koch Brothers Climate Shill
19 Kids And Counting: Jessa's In The Kitchen But Not Yet Barefoot Or Pregnant
Hero West Virginia Restaurateur Won’t Feed The Trolls — Just Everyone Else
Hero Cat Fetches Weed For Remarkably Ungrateful Owner
A Children's Treasury Of Primary Election Results. Neither Crazy Idaho Guy Won :(
Iran Will Protect All Citizens From Crime Of People Dancing To Pharrell Williams's 'Happy'
GOP Opens New Front In War On Fruits & Vegetables
Georgia School Stops Being A Jerk About Young Nerd Lady's Filthy Science Joke
Stephen Colbert's Many Weird Tricks For Defeating Hillary Clinton (Video)
In Fatal Blow To Rick Santorum, Pennsylvania Will Now Begin Gay Marriage Throat-Cramming
Nifty Kid, 8, Raises Money For School Lunch For Everyone (Hey, Michigan: He Shouldn't Have To!)
Muslim Attorney Fees Is Small Price For Oklahoma To Pay For Really Really Hating Muslims
We're Hiring, The Gay Mafia Runs Everything, And More In Your Afternoon Happy Links
Big Creationist Fight Breaks Out At Christian College; Somebody's Doing Heresy!
We Are Hiring, Or Our Sister Site Is, Same Thing Mostly
Chipotle Unfair To Gun-Humpers! Boycott Chipotle!
Bigot Twins: Satan Overturned The Guilty Verdict In The Scopes Monkey Trial (And Canceled Our Show)
Dear New Pope And/Or Penthouse Forum, I Never Thought Boning A Priest Would Happen To Me
BP Chief To Gulf States: Suck It, Losers
Michelle Obama Is Turning Your Children Into Thought Police :(
Larry Klayman Just Kicking Around The Idea That John Roberts Was Blackmailed, No Big Deal
Jon Stewart Drops Cluster Of F Bombs on V.A. Clusterf**k (Video)
Eric Holder Forces Dinesh D'Souza To Plead Guilty To Crime Of Loving Free Speech Too Much
Florida State Legislator: Common Core Will Gay Your Kids Up So Bad
Adam Carolla Pretty Sure Gay Mafia Is Stopping Him From Being Funny
Sean Hannity: Why Can't Michelle Obama Be Less Racist, Like Condoleezza Rice?
Cosmos Recap: Live Forever Or Die Trying
Oregon Catches Up With Progressive Trendsetters Idaho & Arkansas, Legalizes Gay Marriage
All The Teevee You Can Handle In This Afternoon's Happy Links
Veep Recap: A Field Trip To Merry Olde England
Larry Klayman Pretty Sure Hillary Will Make You Wish You Had Richard Nixon To Kick Around
Pic Of The Day: John McCain Is Disturbingly Happy
Neil DeGrasse Tyson And Miles O'Brien Ponder Mystery Of Universe: CNN's Ineffable, Incalculable Suck
Hola Mexico, Please Join Us Saturday For Our Fiesta De Las Wonkeras Borrachas
Old Handsome Joe Biden Can't Take Teen To Prom, Sends Corsage And Undersecretary Of Commerce Instead
Idaho Bravely Fights Postmortem Gayness In Military Cemetery
Fox & Friends Botches Spelling In Story About Dictionaries; Pobody's Nerfect!
Arizona Wingnut Knows Democrats Do All The Mass Shootings, It's Just Science
Matt Drudge Deletes Entire Twitter Oeuvre; World Asks, 'Who?'
Peggy Noonan Gets Her Feminist On. No, We're Serious.
High School Kids Give Holocaust The Respect It Merits: Nazi V. Jews Beer Pong
GOP Senator Has Sick Old Wife With Dementia, Maybe A Mistress, And Matthew Boyle Is ON IT.
John Oliver Gives GM The Cripplingly Dangerous Ad It Deserves (Video)
Surprise! Kim Jong-un's Mistress Was Not Executed By Wild Unicorns With A Nuclear Bomb, Or Whatever
Hillary Clinton Either Evil Genius Or Drooling Idiot, Say Drooling Idiots On Fox News
Sundays With The Christianists: U.S. History Books That Begin Bombing In Five Minutes
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Let's Put This Whole Jill Abramson Mess Behind Us Edition
Deleted Comments Of The Day: Retro Nostalgia Wayback Edition
Internet Rage Brigade Saves Bigot Twins From Gay Marxist Bankers
'American Spring' Coup Huge Success, Obama To Resign Any Minute Now, Probably
So Much Sportsball In Today's Happy Nice Time Links
17-Year-Old Girl Is Takin' West Virginia State Rep's Jerb
No Matter What You Do, Your Insurer Will Find A Way To Screw You
Oklahoma's Former GOP Chief Reminds Us That Cocaine Is One Hell Of A Drug
Shooty Screamy Former Police Chief Returns For Unspecified Mayhem And Hell-Unleashing
Racist Gaffe Machine Donald Sterling Will Not Pay The NBA One Red Cent, Thank You Very Much
Dinesh D'Souza's Wild Kingdom: Ants Are The Best Americans
New Hampshire 'Days Without Official Calling Obama The N-Word' Calendar Set Back To Zero
Peggy Noonan Sure A Few Hundred Troops Would Solve This Nigeria Thing, Just Like In Grenada
Stephen Colbert Is Worried About Karl Rove's Brain (Video)
Idaho Had A Gubernatorial Primary Debate, And Magic Happened
Godzilla Crushes Camper Van Beethoven And More In These Afternoon Happy Links
Marco Rubio A Climatologist And An Obstetrician Now, Will Tell You When Babby Is Formed
NRA's New Video Series Will Millennial You So Hard Brah
Today's Lesson: Make Sure Your Sex Contracts With Law Students Are Ironclad
Sportsball Player Aaron Hernandez Just Can't Stop Allegedly Murdering People
Pat Robertson And Ken Ham In Sexy Young-Earth-Creationism Catfight
George W. Bush Probably Too Busy Clearing Brush To Attend 9/11 Memorial Museum. Thanks Obama!
At New York Times, A Clusterfuque
Arkansas Supreme Court Seeks To Un-Cram Gay Marriage From Their Throats
Clinton-Obsessed Swamp Thing Lanny Davis Oozes From Primordial Muck To Weigh In On Benghazi
Stephen Colbert Pledges To Do More Nothing About Climate Change Than Anyone Else (Video)
Missouri Legislature Inches Closer To Goal Of 9-Month Waiting Period For Abortions
Deleted Comments Of The Day: Let A Wingnut Explain Free Speach To You Leftists
Cat Videos And Prom Pix In Today's Happy Nice Time Links! Wait, What?
Stop Persecuting Christians By Letting Gays Shop In Your Stores!
Nutritionist Tucker Carlson: We Should Do Something About All These Disgusting Fat Poors
Insurance Company Won't Pay Out Boston Marathon Claim, Because Was Bombing Even Terrorism Really?
Newsmax Decides Giving Thousands Of Dollars To Wonkette Not A Great Use Of Dick Morris's Money
Rick Santorum Wants To Socialize Your Slut Pills
19 Kids And Counting Recap: The Courtship Suspense Is Killing Us
No, Dick Cheney, Wonkette Did Not Steal Your Wine
Science Nice Time! S.C. Drops Creationist Nonsense From Awesome Girl's Fossil Bill
This Nice Nebraska Tea Party Fella Is Your New Ted Cruz, America
Mean Judge Blocks Wingnut Search For All The Gays In Justice Department
Ricin-Mailing Elvis-Impersonator-Framing Wayne Newton Impersonator: I'm A Patsy!
Texas So Sad It Can't Execute Mentally Retarded Guy, Like That Is Even Fair
Stephen Colbert Has A Few Words For This Marxist Pope Guy (Video)
Last Outposts Of Decency Idaho, Arkansas Fall To Communism We Mean Gay Marriage
Casey Kasem (Yay!), Donald Sterling (Boo!), and More In This Afternoon's Links Roundup
Indiana Judge Tells Sad Cops They Can't Lie About Constitution, How Is That Even Fair?
Danish Parliament Releases X-Rated Leather-Daddy Orgiastic Fellatio Cartoon, For Voting
Pope Francis: Sure, We'll Baptize E.T.
Homeschooled Slut Kicked Out Of Prom For Giving 'Impure Thoughts' To Creepy Dads
Bryan Fischer So Mad The NFL Won't Tell Michael Sam He Is Going To Die Of AIDS
Florida Congresscritter Will Now Be Famous For Eating Ear Crud On C-Span
Donald Sterling: Why Can't Magic Johnson Be As Great A Guy As Donald Sterling?
Clay Aiken's Primary Opponent Dies Suddenly; Terrible Headline Ensues
Karl Rove Pretty Sure That Hillary Clinton Has A Brain Injury That Caused Benghazi
This Is How Donald Trump Gets Off A Plane (OMFG Video)
Cosmos Recap: Finally, How The Motherf***ing Magnets Work
Jon Stewart Takes On The Twin Medieval Scourges Of Boko Haram And Rush Limbaugh (Video)
Patriotic Texas School Suspends 15-Year-Old Subversive For Refusing To Salute Flag
Solange Beats Up Jay-Z, Donald Trump Is Sad, And All The TV You Can Handle In These Happy Links
In South Carolina, This One Weird Law Lets Anyone Command The National Guard
Watch Mika Brzezinski Shut Down Joe Scarborough As He Sputters About Climate Change
Louie Gohmert: Cancelling Bigot Twins' TV Show Leads To Nazi Female Genital Mutilation
Manly Studly Non-Mom-Jeans-Wearing Vladimir Putin Is Sexy Shirtless President Of Hockey
Ben Shapiro: The Moral Arc Of The Universe Bends Towards Ben Shapiro
Phoenix V.A. Hospital Mess May Prove Actual Distraction From Benghazi
Veep Recap: The Punch Heard 'Round the World
Pop Music Nice Time: Austrian Drag Queen Wins Eurovision, Will Probably Make Russia Gay
Donald Trump Simply Does Not Care For Gay Ram Michael Sam's Erotic Food Play
Cuddly Bee Character On Hamas Kids' Show Shares Whimsical Jew-Killing Tips
GOP Candidates For President In 2016 Already Getting A Jump On Looking Like Ignorant Mullet-Heads
Cliven Bundy's Son Is Rosa Parks Of Riding ATVs Through Protected Native Lands
John Oliver And Bill Nye Fix Everything That's Wrong With Climate Change Reporting (Video)
Joe Biden Melts Hearts And Panties In South Carolina
Sundays With The Christianists: American History Texts That Will Win One For The Gipper
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special NFL Crams Michael Sam Down America's Throats Edition
Fox News, Keith Ablow Jump On Tiny Cartoon Genitals
Stupidest Man On Internet Sets Progressives Reeling With Brave Coverage Of Hahahahahahahahahaha
Deleted Comments Of The Day: Why Do You Liberals Advocate Sleeping With Poop?
Stroking Connie Britton's Hair, Watching Music Videos, and More More More Happy Links
Obama Isn't Trying To Ban Guns, He's Just Trying [To Ban Guns]
Donald Sterling Knows Best Way To Get Into Ladies' Pants Is To Be Real Racist
We Will Donate All The Monies To Wendy Davis If We Can Touch Connie Britton's Hair
Excellent Socialist Pope Is Excellent, Socialist And Also Too Maybe Marxist
Jack In the Box Kowtows To Common Sense, Moms, And Wimps And Won't Allow Guns In Store
It Has Been Five Minutes, So Mitt Romney Is Flip-Flopping On Something Again
Amazon Has Pretty Much Just Patented Photography, So Stop Taking Pictures Right Now
Denver Narcs Out Colorado Symphony, Won't Let It Get Hiiiiiigh
Victoria Jackson's Tiny Cartoon Genital Crusade Finally Making It To The Big Time
You Won't Believe What Premeditated Arab Uprising 'The Simpsons' Predicted 13 Years Ago!
Obama Desecrates Reagan's Adulthood Home With Solar Panels Because He Is A Dumb Hippie
Louie Gohmert So Mad Al Gore And The Cable Companies Are Conspiring Against Glenn Beck
Stephen Colbert Introduces Us To Jake Rush, Nice Tea Party Candidate Vampire Fellow (Video)
Peggy Noonan Rattles Her Ice Cubes, Remembers The Grand Old Days Of Iran-Contra
Maybe We Shouldn't Brandish Guns At BLM Workers And Tell Them They Should Die
Michelle Obama And Jon Stewart And The Pixies Are All In This Afternoon's Happy Links
Cover Your Body In Benghazi, Just Like God Intended
EXCLUSIVE! Stupidest Man On Internet Has Surprise That Will Leave Libs 'Reeling.' Is It Our $3150?
Hello! It Is I, Vladimir Putin, Come To Talk At You Of Freedom Of Internet!
Hero Minister Wants Christians To Get Spiritually 'Violent,' Because It's Working So Well In Nigeria
A Very Angry Guest Post About Annette Funicello
Duck Dynasty Lovers Will Rescue Bigot Twins From HGTV's Intolerance Of Their Intolerance
British-Flavored Idiots Think They'll Get Muslim On Them If They Eat Terrifying 'Halal' Meat
Watch Jon Stewart Imagine The Possible Bush-Clinton 2016 Matchup You've All Been Waiting For (Video)
EPA Employee Looking For Pollution Two To Six Hours A Day, From The Comfort Of His Porn Stash
Texas Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst Wants To Be Your Next Demon Sheep
GOP's Got A Fever, And The Only Prescription Is More Benghazi!
House GOP Makes A Whoopsie On Obamacare Because Math Is Hard
Michele Bachmann Wants To Abort National Women's Museum
Christian Child Stars, Matthew McConaughey's Abs, And So Much More In These Happy Nice Time Links
Sultan Of Brunei Getting His Sharia All Over Your Hotel Towels
Hot Adonis House-Flipping Twins Sent To FEMA Camp For Loving Jesus Too Much
However Will California GOP Choose Between Goldman Sachs Lickspittle And Tea Party Xenophobe?
19 Kids And Counting Recap: Daddy Duggar Goes To Nepal
Mean O.C. Principal Kills Prom Date 'Draft,' Because She Is Old And Ugly, Maybe A Lesbo?
Here Is Your Primary Election Wrap-Up, America!
'Full House' Child Star Candace Cameron Bure Gets Kinky And Submissive, For Jesus
Hero Dad Arrested For Trying To Protect Kids From Filthy Sex Book
Don't Worry, Bamz And Seal Team Six Gonna Get Those Girls
Fox News Has Exciting New Vanity Fair/Hillary Clinton/Monica Lewinsky Conspiracy Theory!
Nonsense Tech Dude, The Met Gala, Donald Sterling, Ghosts, And More In Today's Happy Links
Steve 'Garbage Alley' Hickey Shares Many Additional Thoughts About Buttsechs
Stephen Colbert Thinks Donald Sterling Looks Like Slimer The Ghost And We Agree (Video)
Millionaires Just Like Us, Only Have $Millions, Says New Poll Of Millionaires
It Is Time For Us All To Stop Making Fun Of Monica Lewinsky, By Monica Lewinsky
Al Franken's GOP Rival Mike McFadden Will Cut Obamacare Just Like He Cut His Child
Larry Klayman: When Will Obama Stop Forcing These Nice White People To Be Racist?
Stacey Campfield 'Regrets' You Are Too Stupid To Understand Obamacare Is The Holocaust
California School District Won't Ask 8th-Graders To Question The Holocaust After All
Dana Perino Begs Meteorologists Everywhere To Be As Dumb As Fox News, Yell About Benghazi
Military.com Leads Pulitzer Race With SHOCKING Discovery That Troops Want More Money
Glenn Beck Pretty Sure That Joe Biden And Nancy Pelosi Will Holocaust Him Into Getting Tattoos
Cosmos Recap: The One With Geology And Also Too Global Warming
Jon Stewart Napalms Fox & GOP For Selective Benghazi Outrage (Video)
Government Employee Nice Time: Meet America's Oldest Park Ranger, Betty Reid Soskin, 92
Tons Of Teevee, Terrible Tech Bros, and Sideboob In This Afternoon's Happy Links
Mean Oregon Reporters Don't Know Their Place, Fail To Treat Joke Candidate Seriously Enough
Veep Recap: Dan Takes The Bait
Girlfriend-Beating Tech Dude Saved The Emails From His Cool Tech Friends Who Don't Mind Lady-Beating
Responsible Gun Owner Kills Nephew With 'Unloaded' Gun While Showing Off Laser Sight
SNL's Leslie Jones Jokes About Slavery In Unladylike Fashion And So Many Sad Tears Are Shed
Sluttiness Leads To Death, Warns Your Freaky Pastor, We Mean The Las Vegas P.D.
School Superintendent Is The Very Best At Racially, Sexually Slurring His Employees, Say Employees
Supreme Court Tells Towns They Can Pray To Jesus All Night Long
John Oliver Finds The Hilarity In Death Penalty, Botched Executions
Will.i.am Was On Meet The Press Yesterday And We Have No Idea Why
Get Ready: Another White Dude News Explainer Website Coming At Ya
George Will Can't Stop Fapping Over His Fantasy That Obamacare Is Illegal
'New York' Story On Lara Logan Has Too Much Sex, Not Enough Warmongering
Gun Nuts Refuse To Fondle Any Gun Smarter Than Them
Fine, Here Is Your President 'Cracking Wise' At The White House Correspondents Dinner
Sundays With The Christianists: U.S. History Textbooks On The Advent Of Saint Reagan
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Joe Biden Rides His Vette To The WHCD Edition
Alabama Chief Justice Has Special Constitution Where First Amendment Is Only For Christians
Wisconsin Democrat Yells At GOP While Dressed As Confederate Soldier. As You Do.
The First Electric Chair, Or The Time Thomas Edison Helped Light A Man On Fire
Deleted Comments: No, Georgia Won't Make You Vote For A Party You Don't Like ... Yet
Griftiness, Bill O'Reilly, Atari Cartridges, And Assorted Other Sundry Happy Links
GOP Does Its Own Death Panel On Obamacare Numbers
Cool New Storage Locker Makespace Will Disrupt Your Stuff Right Out Of Your House
Toronto Library Won't Protect Canadians From Twin Scourges Of Violent Dr. Seuss Books, Bill O'Reilly
Colorado Symphony Will Get Potted Up On Weed Like Common Jazz Criminals
'Historian': If You Let Women Vote, Next They Will Drive Roadsters And Smoke Virginia Slims
Don't Let The Door Hit You In The Ass, Grifty Los Angeles NAACP Head
We Promise You'll Enjoy All The Exasperated Yelling In This New Rich Media NYT Lawyer Video
S.D. Representative Does Not Care For You Lesbians Putting Weiners In Your 'Garbage Alley'
Peggy Noonan Wishes Barack Obama Could Be A Dead Pope
Jon Stewart: Bill O'Reilly Is Drunk In Love With Beyonce (Video)
Former White House Spokesman Calls Bret Baier 'Dude,' Suggests He Take A Chill Pill
State Sen. Mike Fair, Leading Sh**muffin Candidate, Has More Fun Creationist Plans For SC Schools
Summer Smoothies, Tori Spelling, Adult Swim And A Bunch Of Other Happy Links
Congrats, 'Sentencing A Rapist To Volunteer At A Rape Crisis Center,' You Are The Dumbest Idea Yet
Here Are Your Top Five Things Fox News Would Rather Talk About Than Climate Change
These People Trapping And Shooting These Teenagers Are Not Very Nice, No, Not At All
Private School Students Will Undergo Mandatory Drug Testing For Fun and Profit
This Adult Swim Donald Sterling-Seinfeld Mashup Is Fake And It’s Spectacular
Living Nightmare Nancy Grace Will Sell You Handcuff Bracelets For Abused Children
Arizona Pastor Sure Does Talk About Whoredom A Lot
Cliven Bundy Supporter Threatens Harry Reid's Magnificent Yarbles
Obama Unveils Important Transportation Bill That Also Will Not Pass
North Carolinians, Please Vote For This Greg Brannon Fella, You'll Love Him, He's Great
Stephen Colbert Warns Of Lesbian Throuple Threat To Traditional Marriage (Video)
Stupidest Man On Internet: Arabic Pledge Of Allegiance Makes Founders Cry
The Duggars, Donald Sterling, And William Shatner Are All Here In Your Afternoon Happy Links
Glenn Beck 'Worries' Hillary Will Have Hott Lesbosexx All Over Oval Office Desk
Let's All Watch Joe Biden Yell At Rapists (Video)
19 Kids And Counting Recap: Talking Turkey, Audiobooks, and Fake Beatings With The Duggars
Independent Women's Forum Does Not Care For This Minimum Wage Nonsense
Jon Stewart Seems To Think The NRA Is Paranoid For Some Reason (video)
There Is Nothing Funny About Last Night's Botched Execution In Oklahoma
Alan Grayson's Divorce Just Got Even Grosser
Supreme Court Upholds EPA Authority To Regulate Pollution, America Prepares Surrender To Communism
Wingnuts Find Smoking Gun In Benghazi Scandal, Collective Orgasm Visible From Space
Busybody Activist Federal Judge Lets Just Anybody Vote In Wisconsin
Internet Shitstorm Forces NBA Commish To Murder Donald Sterling On Live TV (Video)
Cosmos Recap: 99 Problems But A Hypernova Ain't One
Come Watch Seth Meyers Remind Us Yet Again How Racist And Awful Donald Sterling Is
Gun Enthusiasts Defend Freedom By Yelling At Lady Who Invented Gun-Safety Thing
John Boehner's Tea Party Opponent Fired For Calling Boehner A Limp Dick
Pornhub About To Provide An Even Greater Public Service Than It Already Is
United Church Of Christ Is Going To Make Everyone In North Carolina Get Gay Married
Hot Gossip: Cliven Bundy's Militia Buddies Have Broken Up, Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
Michael Grimm Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman, Commit Perjury, Wire Fraud, Tax Evasion
Jon Stewart on Bundy and Sterling: Happy Easter, Racism is Over (Video)
Wingnut Sexpert Matt Barber: 'The Left' Wants To Legally Jizz On Your Children
Parents Suing School For Anti-Christian Oppression That Definitely Totally Absolutely Happened
Sorry Powerline Blog, Magic Johnson Doesn't Count As Donald Sterling's 'Black Friend'
Here Is Your Hot Hot Double-Sided Donald Trump On Donald Sterling Action
Sarah Palin Will Waterboard All The Muslims For Jesus
Veep Recap: Lousy Smarch Weather
Let's Talk About Donald Sterling's Girlfriend, 'V. Stiviano': Bitch Set Him Up!
Broadway Producer Sues Valerie Harper For Inconveniencing Him With Her Pesky Brain Cancer
John Oliver's New HBO Show Punches Hippies, Hipsters, Obamacare (Video)
Wingnuts Furious As Former Sweetheart Cathy McMorris Rodgers Goes Full RINO
Roid Rage Rep. Michael Grimm Indicted, Will Not Resign To Spend More Time With His Lawyers
Sundays With The Christianists: Ineffectual American History Textbooks That Meant Well
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Racism, Religion, And Ross Douthat Edition
Derp Roundup: Idaho Parents Call Cops To Protect Children From Banned Book
We Can All Stop Yelling At Clippers Owner Donald Sterling Now, Snoop Dogg Is On It
Help Stop Gay Marriage: Don't Stuff Your Face So Much
Hero SC Lt. Gov. Candidate Will Close All The Public Schools Cause They Ain't In The Bible
Georgia Congressional Candidate Will Shoot British With A Cannon To Stop Obama
Cliven Bundy: Why Didn't Martin Luther King End Racism Against Cliven Bundy?
Come Bathe In This Torrent Of Young Republican Tears, Weeping About Wire Hangers
Not-Racist Cliven Bundy Totally Not Racist, Says Right Nice Things About The Spanishes
Sarah Palin Endorses The Black Guy In Oklahoma Senate Race, But Definitely Not Because He Is Black
Pastor Challenging Lindsey Graham Is A Dumb Piece Of Crap And Here's Why
We Finally Watched Sarah Palin's 'Amazing America' Teevee Show. Now Give Us A Cookie.
Pat Robertson: Jesus Wants You To Divorce Your Wife If She Won't Put Out
National Review So Mad Someone Let Sonia Sotomayor Race Bait All Over A Supreme Court Opinion
Stephen Colbert Finally Gets To Bundy Story As It Goes South...And Picks Cotton (Video)
A Children's Treasury Of Conservatives Reacting To Cliven Bundy Stepping On His Own Dick
Academic Freedom To Teach Bible As Science Upheld In Lucky Louisiana
Which Branch Of Oklahoma's State Government Is Most Eager To Kill People?
Ladies, Your Endless Pawing At Your Genitals Isn't Winning You Any Friends In Heaven
Gabriel Garcia Marquez Loved Fidel Castro, Time To Burn All Your Copies Of 'Solitude'
Porn Performers: Chase Bank Does Not Want Your Jizzed-On Money, Nosiree
Dear Oregon, Please Stop Burning Aborted Babbies To Generate Your Communist Electricity
Stupidest Man On Internet Fears Obama's True Loyalty Is To Mister Roboto
Jeb Bush Thinks Maybe He Would Possibly Like To Lose GOP Nomination For President Please
Faith-Healing Parents Of Un-Faith-Healed Dead Child Would Like Jury To Ignore All That Faith-Healing
Jon Stewart Literally Eviscerates Sean Hannity, With Literal Viscera Everywhere (Video)
Tea Party Has A New Squishy Liberal To Hate, You Will Never Guess Who (It Is Eric Cantor)
Heroic Koch Brothers Save Nashville From Dystopian Nightmare Of Rapid Transit
Cliven Bundy Has Some Thoughts About Negroes (Hint They Are Bad Thoughts)
19 Kids And Counting Recap: We Watched A Homeschool Graduation Ceremony For You People
No One Is Sure What Happened When New Pope Called This Divorced Lady
Oprah's Ex-Stepmom Is Kind Of A Bitch, And Many Other Happy Nice Time Links!
New Docs: IRS Targeted Liberal Groups The Most. Darrell Issa To Apologize Any Day Now, We Are Sure
Georgia Says Screw It, Allows Guns In Airports, School Zones, Other Awesome Places To Have Guns
Deleted Comments Of The Day: Here's Why We Need Guns, Because Of The Blacks
Sean Hannity Does Not Care For Jon Stewart's Unseemly Criticism Of Sean Hannity
This Week In Hilarious Adorable Funtime Rape (Trigger Warning)
Reuters' Cool Upside-Down Chart Makes 'Stand Your Ground' Look Awesome
S.C. Gov. Candidate Loves Punching Women In The Face, Or Was A Defense Attorney (Same Thing)
Florida Rep. 'Dane Eagle' Arrested For Drunken Fratty 2 A.M. Taco Bell Run
Mocking Mayor Of Peoria On Twitter Will Get You Raided, Arrested For 'Drugs'
Jon Stewart Has Feelings About Lady Politicians And Their Hysterical Emotions (Video)
Nazis, Google, And Jesus Walk Into A Bar
Time Warner Cable Doesn't Have To Keep Records Of Your Complaints So Shut Up You Big Baby
Dumb Pennsylvania Democrat Doesn't Even Know She Is Supposed To Run Screaming From Obamacare
Happy Wonker Book Club: Uncle Sam's First Nazis
Hero Rancher's Family Has Been On Nevada Land Since Forever Or At Least 1948
Muscle Reagan Will Watch Over Staten Island
Intelligence Community Cracking Down On Leaks About Weaponized Armored Dolphin Soldiers Probably
Super Cool Supreme Court Decision Makes Mob Rule Magically Constitutional
Pat Robertson Thought You Should Know About This Asteroid Jesus Is Sending Next Week Maybe
Tim Tebow Will Help You Be The Manliest Jesus Lover Ever Just Like Tim Tebow
Bob Dole: 'Bob Dole Has No Use For That Ted Cruz Fella' -- Bob Dole
Cosmos Recap: How Calculating The Age Of The Earth Saved Us From Lead Poisoning
Jon Stewart Reviews Box Office Sensation Cliven Bundy's 'Apocalypse Cow' (Video)
There Will Be Blood: Oklahoma Democrats Will Fight Where They Stand
Hot Cross Happy Links, Starring Every Teevee Show Ever
Veep Recap: Selina's Big Speech
Fort Lauderdale Will Magically Fix Homelessness By Stealing Homeless People's Stuff, Basically
NBC Hires Expert To Figure Out Mystery of Why David Gregory's Show Sucks So Hard
Larry Klayman Will Help Bundy Ranch Militia Heroes To Second Amendment All Over Obama's Face
Boy, That Edward Snowden Really Screwed Up, Says Edward Snowden
Stupidest Man On Internet Pretty Mad That Bamz Spent Easter Making Sweet Love To Muslims
No More Fights For Wrongly Convicted Boxer Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter, Dead at 76
Cardinal Dolan Explains Contraceptive Coverage No Big Deal Since Sluts Can Just Buy Rubbers At 7-11
CNN Looks Into Whether KKK Can Rebrand As Kinder, Kooler, Kuddlier, Possibly With Happy Meals
Sundays With The Christianists: U.S. History Textbooks In Leisure Suit Denial
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Maureen Dowd Guess You Better Slow That Mustang Down Edition
Derp Roundup: Your Weekly March Through The Marshes Of Madness
Watch Jedi Nevada Legislator Use Vulcan Voodoo Logic On MSNBC's Chris Hayes (Video)
Business Insider Finds Your Futurist Sci-Fi Tech Dreams Hilarious, You Silly American People
Read These Happy Links For Freedom, For America, For The Lizard People
Wannabe Nebraska Governor Will Beat Up Obama Doll For Freedom
Game of Hormones: How Will Lady Clynton's Grandchild Help Her Usurp The Throne?
Human-Shaped Bag Of Greed BP Exec Will Have To Pay Monies To Government For Profiting From Oil Spill
Twitchy Outraged As Dan Savage Literally Throws Virgin Duggar Lady Into Volcano
Rob Ford Announces Reelection Campaign; Free Crack Rocks For All!
Aretha Franklin Will Do Right, Sue Bad Satire Site Out Of Business
Al Franken's GOP Opponent Outraged By His Unspeakable Attack On Women With Traffic Cone Boobies
Allen West, Fox & Friends Expose Muslim Plot To Jihad America With Votes
What Are Corporations Lying About Today?
Pope Francis Just Straight Up Trolling Conservative Catholics Now With His Foot-Washing Habits
People Are Going Crazy On The Pot, Say Morons
Let's Help The Wendy Davis Campaign Stop Sucking So Hard
Draft Day Is Meh, Yahoo Execs Are Criminally Overpaid And More In Today's Happy Links
Young Handsome Beau Biden Will Ride Dad's Trans-Am To Delaware Governor's Mansion
You Can No Longer Sue General Mills Even If They Serve You A Big Bowl Of E Coli
Deleted Comments Of The Day: How Dare You Call Bundy Ranch Freedom Warriors Names, You Pig Bitch?
Louisiana Votes To Keep Blowjobs, Buttsechs Illegal, Apparently Has Nothing Better To Do
Rachel Maddow Simply Does Not Care For Fox News's Coverage Of Bundy Ranch
Tennessee On Slavery: Sorry Not Sorry
Professor Has To Explain To College That 'Game Of Thrones' Will Not Shoot People With Fire
Three Possible Explanations For The Snowden-Putin Tele-Potemkin, None Of Them Very Nice (VIDEO)
GOP Decides It's Getting Too Many Votes
Missouri Mayor Thinks Kansas Shooter Had Some Good Ideas About Those Jews
Ousted Yahoo Exec Dries Tears With $58 Million Severance
Glenn Beck Tired Of Wasting Life, Wants To Make Movies Or Be A Cowboy Astronaut Fireman
CNN's Plane Coverage Claims First Victim
Eric Cantor: Why Won't Dumb Jerk Barack Obama Work With That Nice Friendly Gentleman Eric Cantor?
Fox Gives Ladies Their Own Talk Show, Guess What It Is About Pop Culture And 'Relationships'
You'll Never Believe Which Washed-Up 90s Star Is Refusing To Vaccinate Her Kids Now!
Elizabeth Warren Writes A Book, Which Means She Is Running For President
Barack Obama Hates God, Gives Money To Charities Instead Of Church
Old Handsome Joe Biden Gets Instagram Account, Panties Melt Nationwide
19 Kids And Counting Recap: Let's All Go To A Quiverfull Wedding!
Fox News Forgets What Year It Is
Federal Judge Overturns North Dakota's 6-Week Abortion Ban; Armed Militias Surround Fetuses
Wingnut Blogs Freak Out: Jay Carney's Kitchen Is Breeding Bolsheviks!
ABC News And Center For Public Integrity Slapping Each Other Silly In Nerdiest Bitchfight Ever
Return Of The Lucky Duckies: Fox's Greg Gutfeld Wishes He Was Poor So He Could Live It Up
Los Angeles Science Teacher Suspended After Students Design Doomsday Weapons
Don't Blame Breitbart When Al Qaeda Murders The NYPD!
What If The Heritage Foundation Were Adapted To A Sitcom Format?
Tennessee Rep. Marsha Blackburn Denies White House Bid, Maybe, Probably, Who Even Knows?
'Heaven Is For Real' Opens Today You Guys! Have You Bought 17 Tickets On MovieFone Yet???
Josh Romney And Donald Rumsfeld Have Thoughts On Tax Day (They Are Giant Dicks About It)
That's Not Going To Go Over Well: Rachel Maddow Calls Rightwing Terrorists 'Terrorists'
Heartwarming Viral Video Presents Motherhood As CIA Torture. Yay Moms.
Vigilante Tax Collectors Demand $7.8 Billion From Walmart At Walton Family's Desert Fortress
President Obama Steps In To Correct Typo Because He Doesn't Have Anything Better To Do
Sugar-Fortified Wine, Horrible Corporate Anthems, Sideboob And More In Today's Happy Links
Let's All Read This Lawsuit About Creepy Assaulting (Allegedly!!) Masturbating Quiverfull Pastor Guy
Fabulous Oregon Christian Students Show Their Disdain For Homosexuals Through Medium Of Fashion
Laura Inghraham To Bring Her Special Blend Of Hate And Stupid To ABC News
Oklahoma Gov. Mary Fallin Is A Horrible Person Who Hates The Poor
Millennials, Your Boss Should Not Call Your Mommy To Talk About Your Job
Al Franken Can't Stop Playing With His Big Fake Breasts (Video)
If You Are A Fool With Money, Why Not Help This Crowdfunding Site Crowdfund Itself?
Militia Heroes At Bundy Ranch Had Winning Plan: Use The Women As Human Shields
US Airways' Tweet Of Airplane In A Ladygarden Overshadows Pulitzers, Because America Has Priorities
Veep Recap: Once a Body Man, Always a Body Man
Of Course Hillary Clinton Paid Someone Off To Throw Shoe At Her, Says Some Dumb Idiot
Denver Post So In Love With Oil And Gas, Wants To Gay-Bigamy-Marry Them
John Boehner's Tea Party Opponent Is Newest Entrant In Dick-Joke-Themed Campaign Ad Derby
Wisconsin Republicans Will Vote On The State Maybe Seceding, Because They Love America
Glenn Beck Pretty Sure He Is Just Like Martin Luther King About This Whole Bundy Ranch Kerfuffle
I Am Sorry We Used To Send You Death Threats, Former MTV VJ Adam Curry
Arizona Tea Party Lady Shocked By Parallels Between Bundy Ranch, Tiananmen Square
Rich Lady Calls Cops On Statue Of 'Homeless Jesus' For Some Reason That Will Definitely Make Sense
Please Fund Our Kickstarter To Send Mike Huckabee To North Korea, Where He Can Be Free
John Sununu Just Loves Scott Brown's Virtual New Hampshire DNA
SNL’S Fake Ad For ‘CNN Pregnancy Test’ Not Quite As Bad As Actual CNN
Sundays With The Christianists: U.S. History Textbooks That Know What's Watts
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Maureen Dowd Goes Dancing Edition
NSA Knew All About Heartbleed, Didn't Want to Spoil the Surprise for You
Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Basket of Argle, Bargle, and Babble
Bundy Ranch Insurgents Physically Fight Federal Agents In Dispute Over Cows (VIDEO)
If You Want To Vote In Miami-Dade County, You're Going To Need Excellent Bladder Control
James O'Keefe Now Sliming Republicans , Finds Target-Rich Environment
Roger And Elizabeth Ailes Completely Incapable Of Not Being Litigious Bullies
If You've Got Wendy Davis's Money, Honey, Willie Nelson Has The Time
George Bush Honors Civil Rights With Dick Joke At LBJ Library (Video)
Texas AG Greg Abbott Will Defend These Innocent Hospitals From The People They Murdered
Social Security Administration Just Stealing Tax Refunds at Random, Basically
Wonkette Supports Your Right To Ignore Sebelius Resignation Altogether
Beetle-Browed Whine Machine Ben Shapiro Pretty Sure Stephen Colbert Is Al Jolson
Widows, Please Stop Making The Kansas Secretary Of State Sad With Your Vote-Frauding All The Time
A Children's Treasury Of Reactions To CBS Declaring Stephen Colbert Pope Of Late Night
House GOP Passes Ryan Budget, Offers To Help Democrats Write Campaign Ads For Fall
13 Brave Americans Who Should Be Your New Stephen Colbert
Attorney General Eric Holder Continues War Of Wits With Unarmed Louie Gohmert
Hero Anti-Gay Scouting Group Will Also Save Your Children From Mormons And Jews
Maine Gov. Paul LePage Has Cool New Medicaid Plan Where Poors Can Just Die
Jim DeMint Explains How Big Government Never Freed Any Slaves
Jon Stewart Mocks Sean Hannity's 'Shocking' Expose of Spring Break Debauchery (Video)
Wonkette After Dark: Vance McAllister's Romance McFailister, Miley Pelosi, & More!
All-You-Can-Eat Happy Links, Right Here, Right Now
Delightful Iowa Senate Candidate Promises To Shoot Your Balls Off
Yes, Red States, Not Expanding Medicaid Is Actually Killing People. But You Knew That.
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Veep Recap: You Never Know When You'll Need A Secret Spare Phone
Happy 75th Anniversary Of Marian Anderson's Lincoln Memorial Concert That Ended Racism Forever
Gun Humpers Pretty Thrilled About Pennsylvania High School Boy Stabbing All Those Kids
Let's All Watch Jimmy Carter Tell Us We Are Sexist And Racist (Video)
Sean Hannity Warns America Of Killer Weed Threat
Open Wide So We Can Cram These Happy Links Down Your Throat
Track The Government's Crimes Against The Environment In Real Time
Herman Cain's Website Still So Offended That A Lady Talked About Her Lady Parts That One Time
Married Congressman Vance McAllister Fires Lady He Was Kissing On For Being Too Much Of A Slut
Dumb Liberal Senator Doesn't Even Know #Hashtag #Activism Will Destabilize Cuba
Seven More Terrible Things Jonah From 'Veep' Could Be Besides A Dirty Blogger
Thought Catalog MRA Dude So Sad Ladies Keep Getting Their Privilege All Over Him
In Oklahoma, Hero City Official Rescues Property Values (For Himself), Lets Homeless Freeze
Cookie Monster Is A Neo-Nazi Now, Thanks Obama
Bill O'Reilly Is Never Ever Ever Going To Stop Punching Hippies
Al Sharpton Denies He Was Ever A Matinee Hero Mob Informant For The FBI
Special Prosecutors Dismiss Case Against Liberal Group, Explain James O'Keefe Is A Liar
PETA Would Like To Sell You Delicious Vegan Treats At Jeffrey Dahmer's Childhood Home
Your Daily Vegetables: Vox Is Here To Explainer At You 'What Is Marijuana?'
Liz Cheney Works Hard, Earns All The Pinocchios Her Very First Day Back At Fox
Jon Stewart On The Bush Torture Program: Cheney Lies, Rumsfeld Denies, Bush Makes Pretty Pictures
South Carolina State Senator Has Had Enough Of This State University Turning Gals Into Lesbians
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Wannabe Congresscritter Will Go To Washington To Stop Evolution Being Shoved Down Children's Throats
Another Family Values Congresscritter Caught Extramaritally Smoochy-Facing Aide (Updated!)
Thankfully, The Sun Does Not Revolve Around The Earth Even If Captain Janeway Says It Does
Hero Georgia Cop Ready To Shoot Black Kids Building Treehouse, As Thugs Sometimes Do
Donald Trump Thinks Obama Should Resign Because That Guy From Mozilla Got Fired
Cosmos Recap: We Bet You Didn't Understand All The Stuff About Spectroscopy Either
Wisconsin State Senator Will Totally Investigate This One Homeless Dude, For Voting
What If Jennifer Rubin Starred In An Experimental Science Fiction Short Story From 1968?
Big Manly Former CIA Chief Mansplains: Sen. Dianne Feinstein Too 'Emotional' About Torture
The Gun Fondlers Save Chicago, And More News In Your Gun Fun Times Roundup
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Binge-Watching With MoDo Edition
Deleted Comments Of The Week: Why Do Liberals Hate Sarah Palin But Love Gay Graham Crackers?
Peggy Noonan Lifts Head From Bar, Slurs Out More Lies About Obamacare, Passes Back Out
Tennessee 'Sovereign Citizen' Liberates People From All Their Worthless Federal Money
Wonkette After Dark: Your Politician Sex Scandal Choose Your Own Word-Lib!
It's The Late Afternoon Happy Nice Time Link Roundup You've All Been Waiting For
Koch Brothers Seek Comic Geniuses For Rightwing Improv Troupe
Georgia GOP Senate Candidate Tries To Alienate Even More Voters With His Fancy Book Learning
Darn It W, Quit Being So Adorable With All These Paintings
Allen West's New Book-Shaped Object Full Of Slavery And Fake Founding Fathers Quotes
Google Would Like To Trademark The Word 'Glass' Because They Don't Control Enough Of The World Yet
In Bid For Worst Boss Ever, Paula Deen Shuts Down Restaurant Without Telling Workers
Mississippi Bakers Will Now Be Spared The Tyranny Of Making Penis Cakes For The Gays
Mississippi School District Thinks Sex Is Like A Box Of Dirty Sticky Used-Up Chocolates
No, YOU'RE Crying Over this Sweet "Screw You, Haters" Ad From Honey Maid Graham Crackers
Allen West Explains How Crimea Made Obama Do The Fort Hood Shootings
Congresscritter Explains How It Is Real Real Hard To Scrape By On $174,000 Per Year
Watch Jon Stewart’s Epic Rant Against SCOTUS’s Campaign Money Decision (Video)
Matt Bevin Respects Founding Fathers' Devotion To Chicken Fighting
Wonkette After Dark: Which President Most Resembles A Penis? And More!
Ten Pounds Of Happy Nice Time In A Five Pound Bag
Tea Party Jesus Likes Income Inequality Just Fine, Says Wingnut
Brad Pitt Should Not Make Movie About Steubenville Rape, Because
Pat Robertson Introduces This Nice Lady Who Writes Nice Children's Books About The Mark Of The Beast
Awesome Manly Sportsball Sportscaster Guys Know Paternity Leave Is For Pussies
Pro Tip: Writing About How Much You Hate Your Job Instead Of Doing Your Job Surprisingly Ineffective
George W. Bush Very Sad That His Privacy Was Invaded, Boo Hoo
Here Is Some Nice Time Title VII Gay Civil Rights Lawsplaining For You!
Torture Memo Guy Alberto Gonzales To Waterboard Students As Law School Dean
Oh Look, Paul Ryan Lied About Something
19 Kids And Counting Recap: Jessa Duggar Goes A-Courtin'
Sarah Palin Tells 'Vladimir Putin' A Mama Grizzly Joke In Jimmy Fallon Sketch, And It's Not Terrible
A Children's Treasury Of Sober, Thoughtful Reflections On The 2014 Fort Hood Shootings
Barack Obama Will Not Be President Of Naming Things
Did You Know I Almost Died From Marijuana Once? And Other Happy Nice Time Stories
Why Won't All These Schools Stop Oppressing Children That Only Todd Starnes Knows?
Hero Louisiana State Senator Will Keep 'Chicken Boxing' Safe From Heavy Hand Of Big Government
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Supreme Court Decides Citizens United Part Two: The Dickening
This Fake TV 'Church' Owns All The Money In The World, For Jesus
Rick Perry Just Can't Get Enough Prison Rape
Sarah Palin Literally Scourges And Crucifies Paul Ryan For Not Hating Poors Hard Enough
Colorado Town Votes To Not Issue Drone-Hunting Licenses; Freedom May Survive Anyway
Jon Stewart On CNN's Flight 370 Coverage: 'Pointing At S**t And Wondering What It Is'
Modern Technology For Your Vengeful God
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Hobby Lobby Sincerely Believes Slut Pills Are THE WORST Except When Hobby Lobby Profits
Please Run For President, Mr. Santorum. Your Country's Mommy Blogs Need You
Why Is Barack Obama Trying To Arrest Beloved White Pop Singer Pat Boone?
Ted Cruz Asks Facebook What It Thinks Of Obamacare, Facebook Obliges
Was Tennessee's $300 Million Anti-Union Bribe To Volkswagen A Bribe?
'Fox & Friends' Points Out That Ted Cruz Is Stupid And Nobody Wants To Repeal Obamacare
Watch Stephen Colbert Explain How #CancelColbert Makes Him Just Like Jesus (Video)
Pat Robertson Puts The 'Jew' In 'Jeweler'
Well Of Course Jill Biden Pranks Old Handsome Joe Biden For April Fool's Day (Video)
Cosmos Recap: The Speed of Light Is Very Unfair To Creationists
These Happy Links Will Give You Joy Joy Joy Joy Down In Your Heart
Domestic Diva Lady Is Way Happier Than All You Harpy Feminists Because Her Man Is The Boss Of Her
Latest Awesome Fox Chart Unskews Obamacare Enrollment. Thanks Fox!
Arizona Lege Throws Extra $1 Million At Private Prison Company Because Lobbyists Asked Real Nicely
Airbnb Wants New York City Hosts To Pay Taxes On Their Earnings, How Is That Even Fair?
Big Baby Brooklyn Man Sues City Because Big Mean Rock In The Park Made Him Cry
In 'Satire' Three-Fer, 'Bill Murray Foiling Japanese Bank Robbery' Racist, Unfunny, And Plagiarized
Happy Obamacare Deadline Day! PS: Rick Santorum Thinks You Are Lazy
Louis C.K. Is Whiter Than Ever In SNL's 'Black Jeopardy!' Sketch (Video)
Republican Goyim Go To Vegas To Dance Hora For Jew Dollars, Hilarity Ensues Oy
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Guys and Balls Edition
Sundays With The Christianists: U.S. History Books That Won In Vietnam
Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Tour Of The Terrible
Bristol Palin Pretty Sure Pro-Choice People Are Murdering Pro-Life People, Or Something
How Is Michelle Obama Being 'Evil Hitler' Today? By Encouraging People To Get Health Insurance
Brian Fischer Explains Why God Made Women To Be Secretaries, Just Like In Bible Times
Salon And Patton Oswalt: You've Been TWITCH-SLAPPED!
Exene Cervenka Is Probably A 9/11 And Sandy Hook Truther Now And We Are Sad
Michelle Malkin Sees Through Eric Holder's Partisan Scheme To Harm Republicans By Arresting Dems
Union Thugs Get Greasy Hands On College Sportsball
Maricopa Vice Mayor Likes Fred Phelps And Doesn't Like Fred Phelps Yet Hasn't Heard Of Fred Phelps
Annoying Waiter Guy From 'Office Space' Can't Stop People From Using His Flair
Dumb Jerk Joe Biden Thinks Illegal Immigrants Are People
New Pope Nice Time: Nifty 10-Year-Old Girl Asks For Help With Immigration Reform
Lucky Ducky Montana Tech Graduates Get To Be Commencement Talked At By Young Earth Creationist
What's All This About Paul Ryan Blowing A Dog?
Jon Stewart & Kristen Schaal Take 'Princeton Mom' Susan Patton's Advice, Find Men In College
FBI Affidavit In Leland Yee Case Makes Pretty Good Movie Pitch
Wisconsin GOP Dude Jason Wisneski, We Loathe You More Today Than Yesterday
Happy Talkin Talkin Happy Talk (Etc)
Donald Trump Outraged That Barack Obama Has Revealed Existence Of NYC To Our Enemies
You Can Have This Lady's Version Of The First Amendment When You Pry It From Her Cold Dumb Hands
Nice Tennessee Lady Will Not Stand For Muslim Student Journalist Putting Her In Back Of Bus
Stupidest Guest Blogger On Internet Explains Barack Obama Dissing Vatican By Visiting Pope
Alabama Congressional Candidate Applies Second Amendment Solutions To Obamacare
Steven Seagal Is World's Foremost Expert On Freedom, Loving Vladimir Putin
Barack Obama Meets New Pope, Converts Him To Islam
Hog-Castrating Senate Candidate: Stephen Colbert Brings You Every Possible Testicle Joke
Crazy Homeless Lady Wanders Into Chris Hayes's Studio, Claims To Be Koch Brothers Flunkie
Nate Silver Whinings Playbook: Why Doesn't Paul Krugman Love Him No More?
You'll Cry For Joy Over These Happy Nice Time Links
Sarah Palin's New Teevee Show Has A Theme Song And It Is Your New Jam, America
Deleted Comments Of The Day: Leave Alex Jones Aloooooone!
Let's Watch Jimmy Fallon Help Scott Brown With Some New Campaign Slogans
Pat Robertson Is Very Sad That You Can't Murder Gays, Must Make Them Penis Cakes Instead
Oklahoma Preacher Accidentally Flooded Four States When He Cast Out All Those Demons
Supreme Court Coming To Grab Your Guns Just Because You Beat Your Wife, Like That Is Even Fair
Nice Time: Michelle Obama Feeds Pandas, Does Not Chastise Them To Get More Exercise
Skeezy Daytona Beach Commissioner Likes Bar Fights, Trying To Do Sex With Strippers
All California Democrats Pretty Much In The Chinese Mob, We Guess
Dinesh D'Souza Parodied Obama's Ferns Video. Remember, Satire Doesn't Have To Be Funny.
What Is Nancy Grace Being A Douche About Today?
Watch Jimmy Carter Take This Whippersnapper Stephen Colbert To School (Video)
Secret Service Agents Pass Out Drunk In Netherland Hotel, Think They're Bloggers
Middle School Workbook Gets 2nd Amendment Wrong, Wingnuts Outraged
Hero Rhode Island State Senator Says Exactly Right Thing To Alex Jones Toady
Soothe Your Savage Beast And Go Read Some Happy Nice Time
Here Is Your Recap Of Today's Slut Pills Supreme Court Case, AKA Hobby Lobby
When Is Gawker Going To Get Out Of Shep Smith's Pants? We Get It, He's Gay
Put On A Fancy Hat And Sing 'America' For Aretha Franklin's Birthday
Florida Lege Fixing 'Stand Your Ground' Law By Keeping Journalists From Reporting On It
Russell Crowe Finally Gets To Meet Pope Francis And The Heavens Rejoice
Why Won't N.H. Senator Jeanne Shaheen Not Do Her Job, Like That Dreamy Scott Brown?
Iowa Senate Candidate Lady Loves Castrating Hogs And Men, Is Adorable
It's Another Oregon Meth-Bust Alligator Story!
Jon Stewart Gives CNN's Missing Plane Coverage The Hilarious Tongue-Lashing It Deserves (Video)
National Review Explains Why More Black Preschoolers Are Suspended: It's Because They Are Criminals
Watch Rachel Maddow Learn Why Tea Party Is Too Terrible To Actually Help Ukraine (Video)
Cosmos Recap: Neil DeGrasse Tyson Beats Up On God Some More
Kansas Legislature Simply Cannot Stop Being Awful, Special Abortion Edition
Happy Exxon Valdez 25th Anniversary Day! What Fish Will You Murder To Celebrate?
Alaskan State Sen. Pete Kelly Has Had It With These Irresponsible People Using Birth Control
Taxpayers Funding Creationism With Vouchers? The Deuce You Say!
Campus Reform: Sexy Beyonce Video Shown In College Class, World Coming To An End
You Won't Believe How Much This Town Paid To Not Have Ted Nugent Play A Concert There!
Watch Jimmy Kimmel Keep Poking Hillary Clinton With A Stick (Video)
Michelle Obama Betrays America (Again), Plays Ping-Pong Like A Goddamned Communist
Mitt Romney Would Have Admonished This Putin Fellow To Stop His Jackanapesing And Tomfoolery At Once
CA GOP Gov Candidate Has Learned A Lot From Being Sex Offender Who Killed A Guy
Sundays With The Christianists: American History Books For A Not-So-Great Society
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Painfully Obvious Advice Edition
Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Dredge Of Drips, Dreck, And Drudge
Come Cry With Us Over Sportsball, And Other Happy Links
Nice Time: Ruth Bader Ginsburg's 1954 Cornell Yearbook Pics Are Here For Your Nerdcrush
John Oliver Eviscerates Those GOP Hipster Outreach Ads And We Laugh Our Faces Off
WND Finds Duggar Daughters’ Secret Of Happy Families. Spoiler: It’s Jesus
Lady That Works For Google Pretty Sure Google Should Be President Instead Of Obama
Hey Everybody Let's Get Mad About The New Hires At 538 And Vox Maybe!
Scott Brown Gets His Mouth Shut For Him By Republican Who Loves Obamacare
Zero-Tolerance Suspensions For Pre-K Are Racially -- WHAT? THEY SUSPEND PRE-K KIDS??!!11!
Wingnut Constitution Expert Explains How Teaching Evolution Makes You Disloyal To America
Watch Chris Hayes Go Full Edward R. Murrow On Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 Coverage (Video)
Katie Pavlich Attempts Journalism Again, With Usual Results
Gay Bigots Won't Stop Being Mad At Sally Kern For Saying They Are All AIDS-Riddled Terrorists
Sixth-Grade Virginia Girl Gets Zero-Toleranced For Saving Classmate From Cutting Himself
Come Watch Your Favorite Civil Rights Icon, John Lewis, Dance To Pharrell's 'Happy'
Time Traveling Obama: A Brief Review of the Evidence
Barack Obama Goes On Ellen To Push His Radical Selfie-Taking Agenda
Startup Tech Bros Will Break Their Chains And Fight For Stock Options, Just Like Rosa Parks
Bill Donohue's Cunning Plan To Wreck Pride Parade Foiled By Those Meddling Gays
Fred Phelps Is In Heaven Now, Calling The Apostles Faggots
Bryan Fischer Has Exciting Theory: Constitution Only Allows Laws God Would Approve Of
Stop Hurting Kansas Police Officers' Fists With Your Face!
States Find Farm Bill Loophole To Feed Poor People; Jesus And GOP Righteously Pissed
Pro-tip: Do Not Go Film A Teevee Show At The Jail If You Are Actually Supposed To Be In Jail
Jimmy Fallon Recreates Actual Obama-Putin Phone Call, Including The Songs
CNN's Don Lemon Has To Ask If A Black Hole Eated Up Malaysian Airliner
Hero Judge Tells Bigoted Louisiana Teacher To STFU And GTFO
Let Jim Garrow and Glenn Beck Crazysplain That Missing Malaysian Jet To You
Rep. Paul Broun Uses Tax Dollars To Learn Him How To Talk More Not Stupid
Sweet Guitarist Andy Scott Loses Dumbest Lawsuit Of The Week So Far
Massachusetts Kids Play Cool New "Jail The Jews" Game, Start Being Anti-Semites Early
Victoria Jackson Makes Local Press Debut, Is Ready To Take On Her Muslim Neighbor
Louie Gohmert Wins All Foreign Policy By Debunking Comedy Routine
Ronan Farrow, Glenn Beck Both Support Bullied 9-Year-Old Brony; Can Middle East Peace Be Far Behind?
Home Depot Billionaire Decides Maybe Not Everything Is Hitler, Maybe Apologizes
Nate Silver's '538' Shines With Nerdy Luminescence; Ezra Klein's 'Vox' Polishes Turds
Texans Don't Care For Your Heathen Muslin Dust Storms, National Weather Service
Deleted Comments Of The Week: I Wrote A Term Paper Once, And You Are Wrong
Monstrous Monster Michelle Obama Puts White House Pastry Chef In Health Food Jail
Attention! Achtung! Doctor Says Listening To Adele Makes You Gay!
Texas Republican Ladies Solve Sex Discrimination Forever
Mitt Romney Explains Where Obama Went Wrong (Hint: It Is 'Everywhere')
Bill Kristol Has A Fantastic New Never-Been-Tried-Before Idea: Even More War!
Army Just Can't Stay Mad At (Alleged!) Death-Threater/Raper Bad Boy Army General
'All In With Chris Hayes' Tries To Interpret The Gnomist Twitter Feed Of Rupert Murdoch
EPA Head Apologizes For Insulting Alaska's Precious Heritage Of Rancid Moose Meat
Intelligent Design Proponents Still So Mad At 'Cosmos,' Still So Happy They Can Be Mad At 'Cosmos'
Obama Will Murder All Your Porn And Cat Videos, Too Bad, Suck It
Michigan Chiropractor's Christian Massage Commune May Also Be Doomsday Cult. Pobody's Nerfect!
Ted Cruz Will Ram Missiles Down Putin's Throat In A Firm And Manly Way
Cosmos Recap: The One With Evolution In It
Idaho House Is Pretty Certain They Can Just Wish The Pesky EPA Away
Elizabeth Warren Stars In 'Scott Brown Gets His Butt Kicked 2: Electric Booglaoo'
Please Oh Please Run For President, Bernie Sanders
Wyoming Proudly Protects Innocent Children From National Science Standards
Irish Gay Haters Running Out Of Beer To Puke
RNC Targets Women & Minorities, And Not Just For Voter Suppression! (Video)
CNN's Don Lemon Has To Ask If Something Ghosty Happened To Malaysian Jet
Who Covered It Dumber? Obama Buys Pink Sweaters For The Girls
10 Guys In Kentucky Turn Out For Worldwide 'White Man March,' Narrowly Avert White Genocide
Wyoming State Rep. Troy Mader Learned All He Needs To Know About AIDS In 1984
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Thomas Friedman Almost Writes A Tolerable Column Edition
Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks For Young Neidermeyers
Wonklahomans, Today Is Your Day To Party As A Verb And Also Drinky Thing
Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Tour Of Tawdry Trifling Trivia
Handsome Losers Scott Brown, Joe Miller Running For Office Again, But Where Is Christine O'Donnell?
Pat Robertson's God Is A God Who Hilariously Punishes People With Power Outages
Attention School Districts: Camille Paglia Does Not Care For Your Sex-Ed Condoms And Gaydoctrination
Snowgrifter Update: Sarah Palin Selling Bus, Starting Teevee Channel, Learning Guitar
Wingnut Blog Reveals Michelle Obama Totally A Dude, With Science!
Sam Adams Beer Says 'No Homo, No Promo' To Boston's St. Patrick's Day Parade
It's The Big #McConnelling Game: Join Jon Stewart For Hilarious Yertle Hijinks (Video)
America's Next Top Scumbag Terry Richardson So Sad All The Ladies Are Witch-Hunting Him
Awesome $175 Million Tax Break Creates 15 Awesome Jobs In Detroit!
Reminder: Rights Of Muslim Citizens Still Routinely Trampled In United States
All-White-Bro Venture Capital Firm Is Totally Diverse, With So Many Types Of White Dudes
Congratulations, Idaho! Now You Can Carry Concealed Weapons On College Campuses!
Virginia Ku Klux Klan Tired Of Being So Misunderstood
Jon Stewart Eviscerates Fox News For Its Food Stamp Fixation. Just Metaphorically, Sadly
Ezra Klein's Awesome New Website Vox Hires Awesome New Gay Writer Who Doesn't Actually Like Gays
Rep. Tim Walz Dominates Al Franken, Michele Bachmann In Epic Nice Time Hotdish Showdown
You'll Be Singing With Joy Over These Happy Nice Time Links
Wingnut Media Agree: Paying People For Work Makes Them Lazy
Jimmy Fallon Stars In The Vladimir Putin Cold War Kickstarter Campaign
What If Bill O'Reilly Had Better Examples Of What Abraham Lincoln Would Or Would Not Do?
Hot Chick Will Serve You Beer, Be Your Lieutenant Governor, Oklahoma
Washed Up Sad Man Entertainer Pat Boone Quite Sure Obama Out To Destroy Him
Annoying Rich Silicon Valley Techbro Dude Will Primary Mike Honda, 'Disrupt' Your Face
Vegas 'Investment' Guy Rolls Dice On Any White Person Liking Obama, Comes Up Snakeyes
Darrell Issa F**ks Up Contempt Charges Against Lois Lerner, Because He Is Bad At His Job
Dear Science: We Want Cold Fusion And We Want It Now
Who You Gonna Believe About Lincoln? Some Nerd History Guy Or Stephen Colbert?
Obama's Universal Pre-K Will Teach Children To Murder Babies And Get Gay Married
A Children's Treasury Of Ted Cruz Making His Concerned Face At Young Freedom Lovers
CIA Screwed Up So Bad That Biggest Fangirl Dianne Feinstein Yelling At Them Now (VIDEO)
Michele Bachmann Will Teach These Oxford Dummies A Thing Or Two About How To Debate
Time To Light This Wisconsin Professor On Fire For Saying Republicans Did Thing They Did
Dem Lady Alex Sink Loses Florida Special Election To Some Rich Idiot
Bill O'Reilly Pretty Sure Lincoln Would Not Have Japed And Jested With Zach Galifianakis
Pedophile's Wife Tells Matt Lauer Poor Jerry Sandusky Was Framed
Jon Stewart Dismantles Fox's Andrew Napolitano With Civil War Game Show
Here Is Your Recommended Daily Allowance Of Happy Nice Time Links
Watch Jon Stewart Drop A Factical Nuke On Paul Ryan's Fake School Lunch Story
ABC Reporter Worries Whether Constitution Allows President To Be Interviewed By Comedians
Texas Congressman Randy Weber Will Impeach Obama For Going On The Zach Galifianakis Internet Show
Colorado Lawyers Just Wanna Get Hiiiiiiigh
Science Expert Steve Stockman Laughs At Democrats' Junk Science And Lightbulb Tyranny
Horrible Girl-Shaming 'Princeton Mom' Susan Patton Is Never Ever Ever Ever Going Away
Shorter Mike Huckabee: It's Called Chivalry, Bitches
Rand Paul Goes For The Record With One 'Reagan' For Every 32 Words
Lady Who Will Die From Unaffordable Obamacare Actually Saving Money On Obamacare, Who Knew?
Sarah Palin Won't Have Joe McGinniss To Kick Around Anymore
Cosmos Recap: Gentlemen, Start Your Starships
Wingnut Matt Barber Simply Does Not Care For Young Conservatives' Libertine Bathhouse CPAC Orgy
Michele Bachmann Bravely Stands Up For Oppressed Straight People Everywhere
Fox Continues Journalistic Excellence With Misspelled Chyron In Spelling Bee Story
Guess Who Helped Write The Anti-Gay Bill Jan Brewer Vetoed? No, Guess
Patrick Howley Is Here To Show All You CPAC Dudes How To Keep Your Lady
Kansas Will Make Sure Teachers Can Be Arrested If They Talk About Sex Or Art Or Anything Really
Both Christians And Muslims Hate 'Noah' So You Atheists Have To Watch It Now
Louisiana Wants To Create Database Of All The Abortions It Won't Let You Have For Your Safety
Liam Neeson Will Not Let Vladimir Putin's Aggression Stand, Man
Be The Pasty Computer Hacker Of Your Dreams With This Edward Snowden Action Figure
Mitch McConnell Will Crush His Tea Party Enemies, Grind Their Bones Into Dust
A Children's Treasury Of Free Stuff For Douches At CPAC
Obamacare Reducing Ranks Of Unininsured Already, Probably By Murdering Them
Vox, Ezra Klein's New Website, Is Here To Cram Vegetables Down Your Throat Until You Understand News
George Will Remains Blissfully Unaware IRS Scandal Was Never A Real Thing
Crowd Of Almost 20 Lines Up To Meet George Zimmerman At Florida Gun Show
Rand Paul Would Solve Ukraine Crisis By Drilling Everywhere For Oil, Because Shut Up Is Why
Neil DeGrasse Tyson Will Feed Your Nerdstalgia With 'Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey'
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Sexy CPAC Edition
Are You Dressed To Impress The Young Reaganites Of CPAC?
Reaganpalooza! A Children's Treasury Of Douches Near But Not Officially Part Of CPAC
Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Cornucopia Of Creeps & Crazies
It Is Time For Paul Ryan To Stop Insulting Our Parents
Arizona Senate Passes Dumb Bill To Protect Citizens From Obama's Plot To Nuke America
Court Orders Kansas To Stop Being Terrible, Start Spending Money On Poor Schools
You Deserve A Break Today With Some Happy Nice Time
Can Someone Invite Mary Fallin And James Lankford To Our Oklahoma City Drinky Thing?
Come Watch The Trailer For Dinesh D'Souza's Kickass New Freedom-Loving Movie, 'America'
Deleted Comments Of The Week: In Which We Learn Why Liberals Are Emotional Illogical Liars
RINOS At Newsmax Starting Cable Channel To Attack Fox From Middle, With This One Weird Trick
Sportsball Player Darren Sharper: Magically, Rape Isn't Rape If You Don't Say The Word 'Rape'
Darrell Issa Apologizes To Elijah Cummings For Interrupting His Hissy Fit
Virginia Laws Against Anal, Oral Sex Go Down, And Now You Can Too!
A Children's Treasury Of Douches At CPAC, Day One
The Daily Show Looks At The Greatest American Healthcare In The Greatest America Ever
Wayne LaPierre At CPAC Turns In Brilliant Parody Of Worst Gun-Fondler Stereotypes
Alaska Pol Will Protect Sacred Grocery Aisles From Scourge Of Ms. Magazine
Senate Apparently Super Cool With Military Never Prosecuting Sexual Assaults
Donald Trump Kills Jimmy Carter
Why Not Make Your Afternoon Better With Some Happy Nice Time?
Exclusive: Sen. Jeff Sessions Mansplains The Budget To OMB Director, Covers It Up On YouTube
CPAC's Folk Singer Showcase: The Times They Are A-Changin', Back!
Somebody Is Stealing Children To Put In Paul Ryan Speeches!
Paul Ryan Knows Poor Families And Liberals Do Not Love Their Kids
Seven Reasons This Ad By Daniel Muessig Is The Greatest Criminal Defense Attorney YouTube Ad Ever
Joe Biden Will Catch Your Rapist
Stephen Colbert Agrees With Bill O'Reilly: Ladies Can't Be President Because They Pee Sitting Down
Bad Vlad Putin's Ukrainian Shenanigans Leave WND With Battered Wingnut Syndrome
Nice Time: Maine Lege Overrides Governor's Veto, Will Feed Hungry Kids In Summer
Hello! I, Vladimir Putin, Again Make The Speaking To Your Wonkette!
LaRouchite Lady Running In Texas Unclear How Elections And Hitler Comparisons Work
Sarah Palin Pallin' Around With Rabid Insanity Again
Don't Be Silly, CIA Couldn't Have Spied On Congress! It's Against The Law!
Why Not Head Over To Happy For Some Happiness And/Or Nice Time?
Arizona Legislature Has One More Gay To Discriminate Against
Congratulations, Massachusetts, You May Still Legally Take Creepshot Upskirt Photos!
Wall Street Journal: Obamacare Raised Incomes In January, So That Is Probably Bad Somehow
Senate Decides That Lawyers Who Defend Criminals Shouldn't Really Be Lawyers
Pat Robertson Fine With Cousins Marrying Just As Long As They Don't Make 'Mongoloid' Babbies
A Handy Guide To Decoding The Winklevoss Twins Talking About Space
Why Is This Hot Kentucky AG Crying?
Darrell Issa Cuts Rep. Elijah Cummings's Mic Like He Is Bill O'Reilly Or Something
One Billion Militia Patriots To March On Washington, End Reign Of Kenyan Usurper
Florida Democrat Alan Grayson's Mouth No Longer Most Dangerous Thing About Him, Allegedly
The Daily Show's Jessica Williams Has Had It With These Racist Dogs (Video)
Michele Bachmann So Disappointed American Jews Don't Recognize That Obama Is The Antichrist
Airplane Passenger Is Very Sure That God Does Not Want A Woman To Fly Him Anywhere
Lindsey Graham Takes This 'Benghazi' Thing Just A Bit Too Far For Voice Of Reason Michelle Malkin
Cato Institute And PJ O'Rourke Co-Author Least Funny Attempt At Lawsplaining Ever
North Carolina Congressional Freshman Declares Barack Obama Terrorist Enemy Number One
New Jersey Airs Network TV Commercial For Jazz-Cigarette Medicine, World Maybe Does Not End?
Happy Links For Nice Time People (And Also For You)
Sleazy Gossip Site Claims Bristol Palin Has Healthy And Non-Shameful Sex Life, Yay Bristol Palin!
Sarah Palin Wishes Manly Vladimir Putin Could Be Our President Instead
House Reaches Sentimental 50th Vote To Block Obamacare
Mitch McConnell Hearts Gays, Except He Doesn't Because He Sucks At Life
Steve Stockman Will Put All You Jerks In Jail For Criming Him By Publishing His 1977 Mugshot
What If Fundamentalist Christians Cared About Other Things God Hates?
Victoria Jackson Makes Compelling Case For More Than Zero Rehearsals
Total Narc, California Governor, Jerry Brown Harshing All Our Mellow
Fox & Friends Will Burn Whoremongering Isabel Allende Books Now, Thank You
Florida Woman In 'Stand Your Ground' Retrial Faces Late-Term Abortion Of Justice, Also 60 Years
Black Conservative Lady Is So Mad About Barack Obama, Does Not Seem To Be Sure Why
Kentucky Churches Giving Away Guns, Letting Jesus Sort 'Em Out
New Jersey Parishioners Will Teach Bling Bishop A Lesson By Slapping Poors
Here Is Your Nice Time Big Gay Drag Show Fundraiser, Military Edition
Come Watch Jimmy Kimmel's Star-Studded Post-Oscars Show Of Terribly Not Funny!
Daily Caller Brings 'News' You Can Use: Most People Named 'Adolf' Are Democrats, Sorry, It's Science
Tucker Carlson Yelling At Minorities Again
Sarah Palin Was Right About That Putin, Rootin' And Tootin' All Over Ukraine
Wingnut Preacher Has A Sad When Good Church People Won't Let Him Talk Endlessly About Buttsex
Old Handsome Joe Biden Tries To Sell Canadian On Obamacare
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Ross Douthat Rolls Over, Plays Dead Edition
Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks For Homeschoolers Whose Father Knows Best
DC Tea Partiers Exercise Free Speech, Assembly Rights, Protest Government Tyranny
What Better Way To Teach Teachers Than Forcing Them To Repeat Things As If They Are Children?
Jennifer Rubin Furious That Obama Administration Finally Doing What Jennifer Rubin Wanted
Obamacare Victim Standing By Her Astroturf Men In War Against Affordable Insurance, Facts
New Pope Stays Awesome, Will Now Cause So Much Cardinal Fighting About Divorce
Barack Obama And Joe Biden Run From Specter Of Great And Terrible Michelle Obama (Video)
Lena Dunham Has TSA Incident, Does Not Appear To Have Become Raving Libertarian Because Of It
New Christian Blockbuster 'Persecuted' Will Rock Your World, Turn You So Evangelical
Peggy Noonan Stares Into Her Highball Glass, Wonders What Is Becoming Of America, Guzzles Highball
All These White Dudes Need To Stop Whitesplaining About What 'Slavery' Is
Georgia Governor Has Genius Plan To Save Money: Don't Let Poors Go To The Emergency Room
Gay-Hating Rape-Loving Maine Legislator 'Regrets' He Was Caught Saying All Those Terrible Things
Arizona Helping Prostitutes By Arresting Them, Sending Them To Church
Come Read So Much Law About Google Having To Take Down Benghazi-Inducing Film 'Innocence Of Muslims'
Nice Time: Texas Judge Seeks To Cram Gay Marriage Down Rick Perry's Throat
Seth Meyers Swipes Old Loveline Bit With 'Fake Or Florida,' And It Still Works (Video)
A Children's Treasury Of Thoughtful, Measured Reactions To Jan Brewer's Veto Of SB 1062
Racist Butterball Paula Deen Is Just Like Michael Sam, Says Racist Butterball Paula Deen
TSA Has Doubts About Driver's License From Fakey 'District Of Columbia' Place
Jan Brewer Being Uncrazy Again, Some More (Video)
New Pope Stuffing Catholic Church Full Of Marxist Liberation-y Goodness
Nice Time: LZ Granderson Plays "You Might Be A Homophobe If..." With Homophobe Ken Cuccinelli
Jackson Mayor Chokwe Lumumba Dies, Is Survived By Awesome Black Power Biography
Rand Paul Will Make Sure Obama's Surgeon General Can't Grab Your Guns, Give You Healthcare
Satire Claims Another Victim: Police Chief Cites Fake News Story As Proof That Weed Kills
Republicans Wasting $14 Million On IRS Non-Scandal Investigation. Food Stamps Still Being Cut.
In Which Allen Iverson Explains The NFL Scouting Combine To Tom Friedman
Jon Stewart Wants Obama To Be More Like Reagan, Invade Grenada To Save Ukraine Maybe
Literally Everyone Is A Better Choice Than Piers Morgan For A CNN Nightly News Show
In Procedural Miracle, Alabama House Committee Passes School Prayer Bill Without Majority
Terrible Lefties Attack Woman With Cancer In Dumb Lying Tea Party Ad
Crowe Hopes Pope Nixes Noah Pix Nope
Deleted Comments Of The Day: Tramps, Trump, Temps, And Guns, Always Guns
Is This Lawsuit Seeking To Remove Public Art Misguided Or Evil? Why Choose?
Texas Senate Candidate Doesn't Get Why Wetbacks All Upset He Said 'Wetbacks' Should Be Shot
Would It Really Be So Bad If We Repealed All Civil Rights Laws? By Me, Pat Buchanan
Ben Shapiro's Website Thinks Ben Shapiro Would Be Best, Most Smartest Replacement For Piers Morgan
Click Here For Bristol Palin's One Weird Bible Investing Nutrition Trick!
Hero Lobbyist Drafting Legislation To Protect Delicate NFL Showers From Scary Gays
Surprise, Breitbart Writer Does Not Know What 'Orwellian' Means, How To Read
Georgia Militia Dudes Arrested Trying To Buy Bombs; Sadly, No Dildos Or Tranny* Porn
Wingnut Columnist Matt Barber Decides Feminism Means 'Please Rape Me.'
Free Republic Deep Thinkers Too Smart For Hillary's Leftist Mind-Control Agents
GOP Rep. So Mad At Takers, Obama For Military Cuts That Aren't Actually Cuts
Who Will Florida Blind Guy Who Killed Drinkin' Buddy Kill Next?
Austin Police Chief Graciously Does Not Sexually Assault Jaywalkers, Isn't That Nice?
How Will 'Orwellian' Hero Pollster Frank Luntz 'Luntz-Up' Sportsball?
Arizona Sees Unlikely Opposition To Anti-Gay Bill: Republicans?!?
CNN Cancels Piers Morgan; Americans Will Have To Find New Insufferable Twit To Not Watch
Arizona State Senator Will Protect Children From Freaky Weird Math That Includes Letters
Alec Baldwin Did Not Gay Slur That Man, But If He Did It Was Shia LaBeouf's Fault
Hero College Student Will Not Stand For College Textbook's Mean Ronald Reagan Lies
Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Grab-Bag Of Grotesqueries
Victoria Jackson Freaks Out Over Tiny Cartoony Genitals
Three Simple Rules For Doing Revenge Porn On Your Ex In New York
Tom Delay Reminds America That God Wrote The Constitution And George Washington Rose From The Dead
Charles Krauthammer Has Found The Real Killers Of Science: People Who Believe In Climate Change
Call Off Your Dogs! Ted Nugent 'Apologizes'! (Hahahahaha Of Course He Doesn't)
Tucson Pizzeria To Sponsors Of Arizona's Gay Discrimination Bill: No Pie For You!
Thought Experiment: Do These Two States Exist In The Same Country?
What If The Koch Family Were (A Lot) More Like The Manson Family?
Rand Paul Murders Ted Nugents First Amendment Rights With Machine Gun Of Single Mean Tweet
John Boehner Would Rather Kill Himself Than Raise Minimum Wage Because He Is A Dick
Could New Pope Please Cancel This American Remake Of 'Bling Bishop'?
Watch Michelle Obama, Jimmy Fallon, And Will Ferrell In This SNL Sketch From 1986 (Video)
Mitch McConnell's Tea Party Challenger Takes Firm Stand Against Parent-Child Marriage
Conscience Demands We Address Events In Venezuela And Ukraine, Then Back To Zany American Bigots
Nevada Congressional Candidate Won't 'Segregate' Gays By Protecting Them From Discrimination
Peggy Noonan Despairs That Elites Are Simply Too Decadent These Days
Why Won't Wendy Davis Apologize To Ted Nugent For Not Loving And Marrying Some Guns?
Bristol Palin So Sad About All Those Lazy Millennials, Wishes They Were Awesome Like Her
'Jesus Was Buff' Wingnut Rewriting Bible Again, Says Jesus Will Return With An AR-15
Zimmerman Bestie Shockingly Uses Racist Slurs On Oprah, Like WTF-Level Racist
Cocky Mitch McConnell Fights Cockfighting In Farm Bill, Cockfighting Fans Furious
Gun-Loving Georgia House Passes Defense Of Gun Love Act
America, Greet Your New Rap God: News Dude Brian Williams (Video)
Barbara Walters Is 84, Owns A Vibrator. And?
Former Minnesota Governor And Human Beater Upper Jesse Ventura Very Sophisticated About The Politics
Harry Reid Wants To Save Nevada Prostitutes From 2016 Republican National Convention
Scott Walker Staff Not Too Busy Sending Racist Emails To Get Doctor Fired For Underwear Modeling
The Tea Party Is Five Years Old Today, And Finally Acting Its Age
Ex-Congresscreeper Mel Reynolds Arrested In Zimbabwe For Making All The Pornos
Ted Nugent Will Poop On Wendy Davis Like She Is His Underwear In The Vietnam Draft
Megyn Kelly Interviews Kathleen Willey About Why Hillary Clinton Murders Everyone All The Time
Science Nice Time: Rumors of Adorable Moon Rover Jade Rabbit's Death Greatly Exaggerated
Carl Hiaasen's 'Dance Of The Reptiles': Like His Novels But A Little Less Fictiony
Dangerous Nun, 84, Gets 3 Years For Assaulting 'Merca's Precious Freedom Nukes
Wise Utah Legislator To Give Plants What They Crave
Georgia Offering Confederate Flag License Plates To Go With Your TruckNutz
Hotty Charlotte Mayor Patrick Cannon Gonna Make Everything All Right All Right
Jessica Williams Explains Fear Goggles And The Michael Dunn Case
Vince Lombardi Was Totally Gay For Gay Football Players Because Vince Lombardi Wasn't A Jerk
Nice Utah Lady Thinks Of The Children
Brave Hero Breitbart Reporter CRUSHES Dumb Buzzfeed Guy Who Lied All Over Donald Trump
NRA: Missouri Senate's Greatest Crime Is Not Loving Guns Enough
Chevron To Pennsylvania Town: Sorry We Murdered You With Fracking, Here's A Coupon For Pizza
We Are Not Writing About George Zimmerman's Latest Idiot Nonsense
Cool New Kansas Bill Would Let Everybody Spank Your Child
Rightwing Norway Mass Killer Anders Breivik Thinks He Is Martin Luther King Jr., Apparently
Now Obama Thinks He Is President On 'Presidents Day,' As If
Surprise, Mitch McConnell Taking Credit For Jobs Created By Stimulus He Hates
Barack Obama Hoarding America's Most Precious Resource: White Lady Boobs
New Pope Probably Getting Ready To Announce Vatican III, Mandatory Gay Marriages
Scott Walker Will Not Get All Potted Up At Your Hippie Wedding, Wisconsin
Pat Robertson's Sex Tips Just Keep Getting Weirder
Jimmy Kimmel Finds People Willing To Say Kind Things On The Occasion Of FDR's 'Death' Yesterday
Supreme Emperor Barack Obama Demands Advance Copies Of 'Game Of Thrones,' 'True Detective'
Deleted Comments Of The Day, President's Day Edition
Oh, Look, More Terrible People With Terrible Defenses Of 'Stand Your Ground'
Missoula, Montana, Prosecutors Have A Way Of Shutting Rape Victims Down
70% Of Americans Perfectly Suited To Sit On House Science Committee
Donald Trump A Totally Chill Dude Who Is Not At All Absurdly Thin-Skinned And Ridiculous
Poor George Zimmerman Just Can't Catch A Break, Except For That Getting Away With Murder Thing
Tennessee Wants To Make All Rape Cases Secret Until Trial, What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Marsha Blackburn Wins Climate Change 'Debate' With Bill Nye! (Does Not Fling Actual Poo)
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Legitimate Righteous Anger Edition
Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Waltz Through A Wonderland of Weird
Slow News Day Things What You Can Read!
Bill Nye, Science Guy, To Perform His Most Dangerous Feat Yet
How To Stop Being Such A Dumb Slut And Get Your Hooks Into A Man, By A Lady (And The Duggars)
Peggy Noonan Thinks Deeply About History Then Cuts Hillary Clinton's Face With Broken Gin Bottle
Investigation Into Whether Racist Sexist Miami Dolphins Are The Worst Finds That Why Yes, They Are
Working At Dropbox Probably All Techbro Bromance All The Time
Sharron Angle Pretty Sure She Is The Senior Senator From Nevada, Actually
Virginia Is For Lovers (Ramming Gay Down Your Throat)
Poor Persecuted Bazillionaire Tom Perkins Proves Critics Wrong: He *Can* Be A Bigger Dick
Open Carry Hero Arrested For Making Threats With Gun, Probably Heroically
New York County Legislator Explains How Bike Lanes Are Really Murder Alleys
Colorado State Senator Delighted Aurora Shooter Had Access To 100 Bullets At Once
HLN Welcomes George Zimmerman's White Supremacist Bestie For Insights On Shooting Black Children
Let Breitbart Explain How Ghost Thomas Jefferson Is Mad At Obama For Cheating On The Constitution
Now Wingnuts Furious State Dinner Served Food
Suck It, Uggos: Fox News Wants To Isolate Unloved Kids On Valentine's Day
Kentucky, Idaho Beseiged By Judges Ramming Equality Down Their Throats
Mean New York Lady Judge Tells Strip Club Lap Dances Are Taxable
Tennessee GOP Will Move This Plant To Mexico Before They Let VW Let Its Workers Have A Union
French First Lady Stephen Colbert Presents: Shep Smith Describing White House Food
Come Watch John Oliver Yell At Tech People For Being Terrible Rich Terrible People
How Many Sociopaths Did It Take To Kill This Unarmed Black Boy? One, And That's Not Funny
Erick Erickson Is Mad As Hell And Just Isn't Going To Make Sense Any More
'Crazy,' 'Threatening' Debt Ceiling Emails Coming From Inside The House! A Wonket Mystery Survey
Introducing Patriot Coal, Your New Favorite Ironically Named Company That’s Ruining West Virginia
Oh No What Will You Do Without 'Doonesbury'? (If You Are 89 Years Old)
Damn, Michael Sam Dancing Topless Video. For Real, Just Damn.
Ohio National Guard Practices Destroying America, Slaughtering Patriots, Implementing Obamacare
What If You Could Count Your Brain Cells As They Die While Reading Something By Ben Shapiro?
The French President Is Horny, And Jon Stewart Is On The Media That's On It
Stop Libeling Steve Stockman With Facts About His 1977 Drug Charges
No, Goldman Sachs, Ladies At A Tech Event Probably Did Not Want Nail File Swag
Republicans On House Armed Services Committee Helped Obama Murder Benghazi, Probably
Breitbart Stupid And Terrible Again, This Time About Sex, Innocence, Race And Shirley Temple
Obama Said 'Religious Freedom,' Wingnuts Obviously Totally Okay With That
Hero Pro-Life Arsonist Guy Apparently Just Wanted To Save Fetuses For Later Use
Hero GOP Rep. Phil Roe Can't Accept Obamacare Pregnancy Coverage Tyranny Since He & Wife Got 'Fixed'
John Boehner To Test Unconventional Debt Limit Strategy Of Not Being A Dick
Illinois Governor Candidate Likes To Sexually Harass Entire Planet (Allegedly)
WSJ Columnist Wants Drunk Ladies To Stop Raping All Those Men
Wall Street Journal Loves Poor People So Much It Wants To Make More Of Them
The Daily Show Goes To Moscow. Just Like A Commie.
Joe Arpaio's Birther Investigation So Secret Not Even Joe Arpaio Knows What's Going On
ACLU Explains To Rhode Island A.G. That Free Speech Even Covers Mean Dumb Pictures On Facebook
Freedom Industries Too Busy And Too Evil To Talk To Congress About WV Chemical Spill
Dennis Rodman Made Dookies All Over North Korea
Shocking News! Conservative Lady Does Not Wish To Date Liberal Dudes
My Gun-y Valentine, Sweet Semiautomatic Valentine
Beyonce And Barack Probably Le Boning, Says France
Anti-Gay Bigots Accuse Attorney General Eric Holder Of Federal Over-Reach-Around On Gay Rights
Stupidest Guest Blogger On Internet Catches Wonkette's Unspeakable Hypocrisy On Stoner Obama Story
NFL Prospect Michael Sam Comes Out, Brave Anonymous NFL Executives Clutch Pearls
Bob Jones University Has Way Of Shutting That Year-Long Sex Abuse Study Down
Fox Business: Why Does The LEGO Movie Hate America?
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special All Olympics All The Time Edition
Have We Found The Stupidest 'Obamacare' Story Yet? Maybe!
Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Gala Of Goofs And Gomers
Was Barack Obama Up All Night Killing Bin Laden Again?
Super Nice Time: Texas Man Pays Off Delinquent Student Lunch Accounts So Kids Can Eat
Charming Oklahoma Restaurant Takes You Back To Pre-1960s Birmingham (Video)
Richard Cohen Would Like Justin Bieber To Know That Reefer Madness Is Real, Man
Charlie Crist Wants To Know Why Rick Scott Is Sucking The Blood From All Those Poors
Rand Paul Wants Dems To Give Back All Their Filthy Bill Clinton Sex Money
McGruff The Crime Dog Likes To Get Hiiiiigh
LaGuardia 'A Third World Country'? Say It Ain't So, Joe Biden!
Nancy Pelosi Will Be On Your Show Never, Bill O'Reilly, Does Never Work For You?
Sam Zell Latest One Percenter To Stand Up For Poor Beleaguered One Percenters
The Debt Ceiling: Is Michele Bachmann Taking Jan Brewer's Meds?
Jon Stewart Wants To Know Why All These Euro-Americans Are Freaked Out By That Coke Ad
Maybe We Should Have Given Mitt Romney More Credit For Saving The SLC Olympics, We Guess, Maybe
Here Are Some Additional Disney Princesses For Fox News To Worry About
Here Is Exactly How The IRS Is Going To Put All The Tea Party Groups In FEMA Camps: A Wonksplainer
Elizabeth Warren Is Gently But Firmly Disappointed In Your Judiciary Choices, Barack Obama
Union Thugs Calling You (From Inside The House!)
Radio Wingnut Says The Beatles Are Satan
Hot New Conservative Film Will Save You From Mexicans, Why Not
Breaking! Jesus People Who Hate Hollywood Are Definitely Going To Boycott Hollywood
Barack Obama Said A Mean Thing About Tobacco, So Now Fox News Wants Everyone To Smoke
Why Not Six Californias, For Freedom, Laughs?
What If I Ran Out Of Ideas For 'What If' Columns?
Stephen Colbert Has Had It With All This Non-Musical Class Warfare
Elegance Maven Nancy Grace Finds These George Zimmerman / Rapper Person Fisticuffs Most Unseemly
Obama Will Not Stop Trying To Cram A Gay Black Judge Down Marco Rubio's Throat
Wellesley Women Don't Know Much About Art But They Know What They Don't Like
Fox News Getting Genocided Again By Thin-Skinned Unmanly Weasels Who Criticize Bill O'Reilly
Shy Dude Not Brave Enough To Attend Class With Ladies But Brave Enough To Complain About It
Oh Yeah, Rupert Murdoch's Wife Wendi Deng Was Absolutely Getting Porked By Tony Blair Gross
Gun Guy Larry Pratt Wonders Why Our Blacks Can't Just Sing And Be Happy Like The African Ones
It's Official: Rapper DMX Gets Chance To Go All Mike Tyson On George Zimmerman
Jon Stewart Tries To Distract Us From All These Obama Distractions Fox News Is Yelling About
How An Underemployed Michigan Rocker Chick Became The Cocaine Queen Of '80s L.A.
Bill Nye, Expert At Explaining Science To Children, Finds It Too Complicated For A Creationist
Demon-Obsessed Preacher Will Protect You From Al Franken's Pedophile Rampage
Deleted Comments Of The Day: Dusky-Hued Takers Will Sweep Wendy Davis Into Office
Manly Vladimir Putin Cuddles Tigers Into Submission Like A Strongman Should
New Pope Under Impression Jesus Wasn't Even A Stockbroker
Here Is Your Birther Slap Fight, Starring Sheriff Joe Arpaio's Minions And Super-Heroine Orly Taitz
Sandra Fluke To Slut Up Your Congress. Be Careful Out There, Congressmen.
Hillary Clinton Stumps Fox Crew In 140 Letters Or Less
Hero Idaho Senators Change Own Rules So Gay Former Senator Lady Can Be Arrested For Protesting
Jon Stewart Allows Commie Mayor Bill De Blasio To Talk Like A Screaming Socialist
Elizabeth Warren Will Help The Post Office Kick Payday Lender Ass
Sexy Fashion God Donald Trump Does Not Care For Barack Obama's Super Bowl Outfit
Let Ben Shapiro Explain To You How Liberalism Killed Phillip Seymour Hoffman
We Will Pay All The Monies To See Kanye West Punch George Zimmerman
Here Are Scott Brown's Nipples (Again)
Super Bowl Press Conference Crasher Just Wants NFL To Admit It Did 9/11
Another Super Bowl Halftime Show, Another Coded Illuminati Message
Allen West Will Be Haunted By The Horror Of The Coca-Cola Superbowl Ad For The Rest Of His Life
New York Man Arrested Before He Could Shoot GW Bush, Win Daughter Barbara's Love In A Dying America
Food Stamp Cuts Reduce Wal-Mart Profits And We're Not Even Talking About Its Employees, LOL
Your Southern Snowghazi Conspiracy Theory: It's Not Snow, It's Chemtrails! Or Soylent Snow!
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Everyone Just Pipe Down Edition
Chris Christie, Political Football
Derp Roundup: BYU-Idaho Fights The Battle Of The Boner, And Other Dispatches From The War On Stupid
New York Times Now Holding Up Poor NYU Juniors For Terrible Ridicule, Mockery (By Us)
Here Is Your Handy Wonkette Nazi Analogy Flowchart
Dana Loesch Will Be On The View As Soon As ABC Installs Shatterproof Lenses In All Its Cameras
What Filthy Things Will You Do To Celebrate Purity Day?
Tennessee Genius Scott DesJarlais: 'Religious Freedom' Will Unleash Muslim Terror Zombie Mummies
Cathy McMorris Rodgers Is A Horrible Lying Assclown
Ann Romney Just Cannot Stop Being Classy
Minnesota Hero Seeks To Use Drones To Deliver Beer; We'll Take One Million, Please
Peggy Noonan Is So Sad Government She's Been Working Her Whole Career To Break Is Now Broken
Texas Voter ID Law Will Work Just Fine. Except for 200,000 People. In One County.
MSNBC Goes To Free Speech Jail For Pointing Out Racist People Are Racist
Heartlessly Ripping Food Out Of The Hands Of Hungry Children, Utah Edition
Now It Is Wendy Davis's Fault We Are Boycotting Girl Scout Abortion Cookies Forever
Henry Waxman Leaving Congress, Has Had Enough Of Your Crap
Republican Alternative To Obamacare: Raise Middle Class Taxes While Yelling 'Free Market!'
Fox Blonde Martha MacCallum Has Special Thoughts On Ladies' 'Special' Pay
This West Virginia Chemical Spill Company Too Stupid To Be Real
Birther Lawyer Philip Berg Forgot To Do Anything Other Than Sue Obama And Is Now Suspended
Jon Stewart Breaks GOP State Of The Union Spinners In Half, Like A Boy (Video)
What If I Only Wrote Nice Things About Condoleezza Rice?
Cruel White House Forces Cabinet Members To Role Play 'West Wing' All Day Long
We Heard Rob Ford Was Getting Arrested For Murder, But Apparently He Is Just A Jailhouse Shotcaller
Tyrannical Virginia Ignores Wise Gun Man, Takes Away Domestic Abusers' Guns
Here Is Your Big Deal State Of The Union Caption Contest, America!
Michelle Malkin To One-Percenters: It Gets Better
Rand Paul Will Be President Of All Americans Who Want To Carry Guns In Post Offices
Mike Lee's Tea Party SOTU Response Explains How Government Created Inequality With Taxes, Abortions
A Slightly More Sober Discussion Of President Obama's State Of The Union Awesomeness
Your Wonkette Field Guide To America's New Sweetheart, Cathy McMorris Rodgers
Rabid Douche Congressman Tim Huelskamp Gets Rabid Douche All Over Rachel Maddow (Video)
GOP Hopes You Won't Notice Their Two Little Ladies Made The Exact Same Speech
Buh-Bye Rep. Michael Grimm, You Are Too Psychotic Roid-Rage Bully For This World (Video)
Wingnuts Furious That Illegal Messican Band La Santa Cecilia Won Grammy
Wonkette Live Drunkblog State Of The Union 2014 Liveblog SOTU Search Optimized Drunk Headline
The State Of The Union Is ... Sort Of Petulant Really, When You Think About It. A Wonket Live-Bloog.
A Moment Of Pete: When Pete Seeger Murdered HUAC, Just Like A Communist
You're Going To Be So Drunk By The End Of All The State Of The Union Responses
Mitt Romney Still Griping About Candy Crowley's Debate Moderation Because Jesus Please Shut Up
A Moment Of Pete: This Banjo Surrounds Hate And Forces It To Surrender
Erik Rush Gently Explains The Homos Have Brought On Their Coming Extermination All By Themselves
Wendy Davis Politely And Respectfully Puts Pink Sneaker Up Bristol Palin's Ass
British Sarah Palin-Type Lady Is Quite Cross Indeed About Nasty Poors
Erick Erickson Now Sharing Ayahuasca Visions About Uncle Sam's 'Man-Boobs,' 'Unicorn Farts'
What Time Is The State Of The Union? How Should I Drink During The SOTU Address?
Obama Will Tyrannize America Tonight By Raising The Federal Contract Minimum Wage
This Land Is Our Land: Goodbye Pete Seeger, 1919-2014
Gather Round And Watch Quentin Tarantino And Gawker Try To Beat Each Other's Brains Out
Watch Hillary Laugh And Laugh As Benghazi Burns, Because Sure Why Not?
Responsible Gun Owner Shoots New Neighbors For Standing On Their Own Ground
California Supreme Court Wants Us All To Know Stephen Glass Is Totally Racist
New Hampshire State Senator Threatens To Narc Out Pro-Pot Student, For Freedom (Updated)
Mayor Of Sochi Is Quite Certain He Does Not Have Anyone Gaying Up His Town Yet
Florida Gun Owner Wants Florida To Regulate Backyard Shooting Ranges, Ha Ha Yeah As If
Rand Paul, Joe Scarborough: It Is Probably Hillary's Fault Bill Clinton Got That Beej
Cokehead Trey Radel Resigning From Congress To Spend More Time With His Coke
Michelle Obama Will Cram Gay Sportsball Player Down America's Throat During State Of The Union
Go Away, The Army General's Batin'
Hero DEA Head Rejects Obama's Embrace Of Pot, Science, Jazz
Mitt Romney Personality Chip Set To 'Affable' For Jimmy Fallon's 'Slow Jam The News'
Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks That Will Live In Infamy
Derp Roundup: Michelle Obama Loves Subway. Time For Everyone To Stop Eating Sandwiches.
Swiffer Being A Traitor To The White Race Again, We Guess
Tech Bazillionaire Tom Perkins Warns Of New Holocaust: People Complaining About Google Buses
Helpful Louisiana Teacher Shares Good News Of Lord By Telling Buddhist Child He Is Stupid
Sugardaddy Website Glad That Prostitute Wendy Davis Found Older Man To Make It Rain
Crazy Rightwing 2014 Fringe Candidates Already Dropping Like Flies
The NFL Cheerleaders Need A Union. We Imagine The Teamsters Would Oblige
Jamie Dimon Gets Well-Deserved Raise
Rush Limbaugh And Ben Shapiro Catch Bieber Fever
Dudes At Free Beacon Having Some Quality 'Them Time' With Pics Of This Pretty Blonde Right Winger
Despite Risk Of Raging Libido, GOP Picks a LADY To Deliver State Of The Union Response
Hunter Moore, Who Gave The World Revenge Porn, Is Going To Get All Jailed Up And That Is Cool By Us
John Boehner On Leno: ‘I Am A Huge Alcoholic’ Probably
Tyrant Obama Puts Dinesh D'Souza In Gulag For Crime Of Loving America Too Much
Mike Huckabee Practices New GOP Outreach To Women: They're Whores Who Can't Stop Boning
Your Next Alaska Senator Lady Can Sing In Tongues, San Yay Koopala Peeba Okalabana In Jesus' Name!
Peggy Noonan Plays A Clever Rhetorical Trick! Watch Carefully And See If You Can Catch It!
New York Times Magazine Discovers New Planet, And It Is Hillary Clinton
GOP Congressman Has Thoughtful Plan To End War On Women: Have The Women Surrender Unto Him
Jesus Watches 'NCIS' With Sarah Silverman; Wingnuts, Surprisingly, Furious
GOP Aims To Expand Base With Key Wealthy Overseas-Tax-Cheat Demographic
The Daily Show: Larry Wilmore Awards Outstanding Achievements In Racial WTF-ery
Candy Crush Saga 2: Electric Trademark Fight Boogaloo
Deleted Comments Of The Day: Gun-Humpers, More Gun-Humpers, And David Brooks
Super Secret Spy Man Jim Garrow Survives Obama's (Or Satan's) Latest Attempt To Kill Him
Want To Ditch Mitch And Send Alison Lundergan Grimes To The Senate? Of Course You Do
Glenn Beck Sorta Sorry About How He Destroyed America Even Though It Sure Was Fun
Watch Out, Florida: 'Satirist' Hopes To Win Allen West's Former District
Hero Judge: Hasn't Halliburton Dude Who Destroyed Gulf Oil Spill Evidence Suffered Enough?
It's The Anniversary Of Roe V. Wade So Get Yer Bortions While You Still Can
Millionaire TARP-Bailout Bankster Would Like Chance To Lose To Jerry Brown
Ted Nugent Really Wants To Call Obama That One Word, Settles For 'Subhuman Mongrel' And 'Chimpanzee'
Texas Rep. Steve Stockman Vanishes, Supposedly Still Running For Senate
What If Gay Marriage Protesters Had Better Ways To 'Support Traditional Gender Roles'?
Rob Ford Has Entered Full Andy Kaufman Mode
Virginia Ex-Gov Bob McDonnell Indicted For Being The 'Alleged,' Whatever, Griftiest In All The Land
Nation Facing Critical Diaper-Pun Shortage As David Vitter Announces Run For Louisiana Luvs, Er, Guv
Florida State Attorney Does Not Believe In Fancy Book Learning, First Amendment
Florida House Candidate Celebrates MLK Day By Calling For Obama To Be Hanged By The Neck Until Dead
Michelle Obama Is Being A Thug Again
Ezra Klein Didn't Get Ten Million Dollars From Washington Post, Taking His Wonkblog And Going Home
Uh Oh, Joe Scarborough Is A Communist Now
Today In Trademark Fun: Manufacturer of Candy Crush Now Owns The Word 'Candy'
NRA Helpfully Writes Florida's Exciting New Warning Shots Bill, What Could Go Wrong?
Fox News Thinks Black Children Should Stop Doing Not As Much Pot As Their White Counterparts
Sean Hannity Leaving New York Because Mean Gov. Cuomo Doesn't Love 'Extreme Conservatives' Enough
Jon Stewart Has Had It With Cheesy, Bacony Super Bowl Munchie Shortages
Your Stupidity-Induced Gun Violence Double Feature Is Here
Newly Discovered Martin Luther King, Jr. Bootleg Is A Righteous Groove
What Is The GOP Mad At Now? If You Had 'Richard Simmons's Homoerotic Twerking,' Come Get Your Prize
Conservative Actress Maria Conchita Alonso Quits Play Because Lefties Are Being Jerks For Real
A Children's Treasury Of Conservative Heroes Thinking Hard About Martin Luther King
Brave Oregon GOP Heroes Firehosed Out Of Venue Just For Raffling Off Rifle In Honor Of MLK
Cartoon Violence Makes War On Politico's Matt Wuerker
Quick, Let's All Do Frauds On PA Elections
Wendy Davis Exposed! (As Having What Seems Like A Totally Great Ex-Husband)
Nigerian Scammer Cons Christian Mingle Lady Out Of $300,000. Let's All Get To Work, People
Mitt Romney Puts Blame For Chris Christie's Bridge (And Sandy Aid) Where It Belongs: On Journalists
Barack Obama Says Accurate, Boring Things About Weed, Daily Caller Hears Call For Dictatorship
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Chris Christie Implosion/Mitt Romney Monotony Double Feature
Sundays With The Christianists: Special Reader Mailbag Edition
Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Scrapbook Of Scum And Villainy
Nancy Grace Contracts Reefer Madness, That Grantland Trans* Story, And More In The Week In Media
Here Are Your Victoria Jackson Campaign Posters, You Liberal Commie Monsters
A Children's Treasury Of Super-Hot Pixxx Of First AARP Member Michelle Obama, For You To Fap To
Gay Marriage Murdering Straight Marriage After All. Whoops.
Hey, New Orleans, You Probably Shouldn't Have Fired Those 7000 Teachers After Katrina. #Payup
Millionaire NYT Columnist David Brooks: Poor People Won't Be Poor If They Just Act Like Rich People
Only 341 Days To Buy Us This Adorable, Non-Creepy 3-D Printed Fetus For Christmas
Barack Obama Will Reform NSA With Platitudes, American Flags
House GOP, Unable To Help Itself, Chooses Climate Change Denier To Head Environment Subcommittee
What Is Everyone Yelling About Today? Photoshopping Lena Dunham For Vogue Of Course!
Old Handsome Joe Biden Gets His Motor Running At Detroit Auto Show
Peggy Noonan No Longer Finds Chris Christie A Caring And Attentive Lover, Thanks Obama!
Responsible Gun-Owning Sportsball Player's Wife Responsibly Leaves AR-15 In Rental Car
Rachel Maddow Thinks She Just Heard Chris Christie Drop Out Of 2016 Race. Or Maybe It Was Gas
GOP Rep. Goodlatte Knows Where The Jobs Are (They Are In Your Uterus)
Diapered Angerbear David Vitter Would Like To Maximize America's Ability To Humiliate The Poor
Louie Gohmert Wants You To Only Put Your Penis In A Lady's Down-There-Place
Feds Charge Wal-Mart With Labor Violations; Morose Liberals Too Busy Hating Obama To Notice
Super-Smart 'Doomsday Preppers' Guy Can't Quit Fondling His Illegal Guns For The Teevee Cameras
Air Force Missile Crews Full Of Druggies, Cheaters. Like, Worse Than Bloggers, Even.
GOP Has New New NEW Plan To Woo The Ladies But For Reals This Time
Ted Nugent Being Racist Again, News At 11
Silly Robert Reich Says Words About Minimum Wage To Helen Keller We Mean S.E. Cupp
Stephen Colbert Lets Lefty 'Journalist' Crap All Over Fox Hero Roger Ailes
Gross New York (Alleged) (Just Kidding) Sexual Harrasser Dennis Gabryszak Made a Gross Video, Ick
Megyn Kelly Wishes Mitch McConnell Would Stop Being So Shiftless And Impeach Obama Already
Fancy New South Dakota Bar Would Let You Shoot Both Liquor And Guns
Ghost Breitbart Worried About Marxist Math
Maureen Dowd Manages To Make New York Mayor's Pizza Snafu About Bill Clinton's Blowjob
Supreme Court Will Totally Decide Lying Anti-Abortion Group Has Constitutional Right To Lie
What If House Republicans Suddenly Became Obsessed With Haute Couture?
Fox News Shrink Keith Ablow Suggests Guy Texting At Movie Needed To Be Shot, Maybe, Why Not
Baby Pesticide, Army Rape, Wife Rape And Slavery: Meet VA Congressional Candidate Dick Black!
Victoria Jackson Considering Run For Local Office, Wonkette Offers Campaign Help
Let Us Watch The Trailer For Errol Morris's Documentary About Donald Rumsfeld And Seethe Together
Open Wide, Oklahoma, It Is Your Turn For Some Gay Marriage Throat-Ramming And Cramming
Sarah Palin Has 'Thoughts' On Fish-Selfies, Katie Couric
Twitchy Has Twitch-Fit At Stephen King Failing To Make Obama Villain In All His Novels
Comrade Obama To Meet Comrade New Pope, Plot Together To FEMA Camp All Capitalists
Funny Blogger Tells Ted Cruz Rally To Murder All The Californians
Cops In Beating Death Of Kelly Thomas Found Not Guilty By Reason Of Orange County
Wonksplainer! Congress Unveils Spending Bill That Will Probably Screw You Over Somehow
America Is Running Out Of Money Because Grandpa Can't Get It Up
How Will We End The War On The War On Women This Year?
Mitt Romney Gets His Deney Terrio On Like Nobody's Business
Heroic Armed Citizen Stops Movie Texting With Gun, Murder
Politico Reveals Shocking Hillary Clinton Secret: A Lean Mean Excel Spreadsheet
Roger Ailes Did Not Spend All That Money On A Glass Desk To Not Be Able To See Your Snatch
WND Writer Figures Out Democrats' Secret Plan To Chaos America Right Into A New World Order
Genius Missouri Bill Will Kill Obamacare By Putting Insurance Companies Out Of Business
Come Get Your Hot Hot Double-Sided Bipartisan Sexual Harassment Coverage
Fox's Brit Hume: Chris Christie Only Seems Like A Bully If You Think With Your Vagina
Innovative Wisconsin GOP Proposal Would Allow 'Voluntary' Elimination Of Weekends
Ohio Politician Is 10,000th Local Republican Officeholder To Email Racist Joke, Wins Big Prize
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Lawyers, Guns, And Money Edition
Sundays With The Christianists: American History Books That Expose FDR's Socialist Agenda
Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Bushel Basket Of Bumpkins, Boobs, and 'Baggers
John Stossel Explains That War On Poverty Failed Because Ladies Want Too Much Free Stuff
Brave Sociology Student Refuses To Learn With Ladies Because They Have Ladyparts And Cooties
Georgia Rep. Jack Kingston To School Kids: No Free Lunch Until You're Elected To Congress
Rudy Giuliani Calls Christie's 4-Day Traffic Gridlock A 'Prank,' 9/11 Now Downgraded To 'Horseplay'
Virginia State Sen. Thomas Garrett Will End Teenage Oral Sexing Forever With This One Weird Bill
Texas Congressman Takes Backdoor Approach To Screwing Gays
Darrell Issa Is Your New Edward Snowden And Julian Assange (Again)
Coal Fights Back Against Obama's War On Coal With Chemical Attack In West Virginia
Who Really Closed Chris Christie's Bridge? We Will Give You One Guess And It Is Barack Obama
What If Michelle Obama Grew Fifty Feet Overnight?
Washington Times Writer Fears The Devil's Weed, The Ring-A-Ding-Ding, That Commie FDR
Jon Stewart Literally Eviscerates Fox News, Stephen Colbert Feeds Chris Christie To Rabid Polecats
Louie Gohmert Knows Why God Sent Him To Congress: To Keep Single Moms From Getting Welfare
New Hampshire Senator Kelly Ayotte Bravely Calls For Higher Taxes... On Poor Immigrants
Chris Christie Takes Full Responsibility For Underlings' Terrible Vengeful Bullying
On Second Thought, Slavery-Themed Golden Globes Party Probably Not Such A Great Idea
Cartoon Violence Gets Back In The Muck
Chris Christie To Explain Why He Really Didn't Murder His Enemy...This Time
The Daily Show's Jessica Williams For Queen
Watch Jon Stewart Explainer Chris Christie's BridgeGate; Stephen Colbert Tells You About 'Winter'
Colorado Radio Preachers Wish Rose Parade Let Them Stone Gays, For Free Speech
Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto Wants Mexico To Get Fracked
The Juggalos Are Sticky, Dumb, and Grease-Painted, But Not A Gang
The RNC Pouring Literally Tens Of Dollars Into Alaska To Beat Democrat Mark Begich
Kentucky Democrat Lady Accidentally Shoots Up Capitol
Gabby Giffords Jumped Out Of A Plane Today While You Probably Just Loafed Around And Did Nothing
S.E. Cupp Writes Stupidest Possible Column On Pot
Former New York Cops Charged With So Much 9/11 Disability Fraud
Legitimate Full-Fledged Happy Nice Time: Lily Tomlin And Jane Wagner Wed After 42 Years
Sadly, Eliot Spitzer Less Of A Horndog Than Recent Media Reports Indicate
Roger Ailes Unhappy About New Biography That Says Roger Ailes Is Terrible, Angry, Horny Sexmonster
The Washington Times Has Found The Cause Of The Polar Vortex And It Is Michelle Obama
Ben Shapiro Is Our Intellectual Better, And The Other Funniest Deleted Comments You'll Read All Day
Satanic Temple Unveils Beautiful Artist's Rendering Of Its Sweet Dark Lord For Oklahoma Capitol
60 Minutes Will Win One Million Pulitzers For 100% Error-Free Reporting On Clean Technology
Snotty French Tire Factory Workers Take Bosses Hostage, Demand All The Brie
SNL Has Gall To Hire Funny Black Lady Sasheer Zamata Without Consulting The Daily Caller First
Barack Obama Trying To Exterminate Employed People Probably
Let Us Help You Make Hot Cocoa That Is Both Tasty And Not Evil
Rand Paul Really Loves Mitch McConnell, Says Mitch McConnell
Eliot Spitzer Does Toe-Sucking To Topless Lady In Hot Tub; New York Post Is *On It*
Airplane Baby-Slapper Sentenced To Eight Months In Federal Prison, Still Not Racist At All
George Zimmerman Is Your New Anne Frank
Tennessee Governor Candidate: Everybody's Got Someone To Bathe 'Cept For Me And My Raccoon
Frank Luntz Is Really Sad About Partisan Corrupt Traitor Obama Dividing America
Steven Seagal Will Not Be Your Hero Lawman Sheriff Governor, Arizona
WND's Jerome Corsi Gives Up On Obama's Birth Certificate, Now Mistrusts Hitler's Death Certificate
Evander Holyfield Is Your New Gay-Hatin' Free Speech Hero, England
South Carolina Lieutenant Gov Wants Cushy College Job, The South To Rise Again
Colorado Charter School Fires Principal For Failing To Properly Shame Hungry Children
Hero Utah Wingnuts Stopping Gay Marriage With Hunger Strikes And Armed Uprisings, Just Like Gandhi
Mike Huckabee Explains How Taking Dead Girl Off Life Support Is Like Forced Abortions In Auschwitz
Liz Cheney Quits Senate Campaign To Spend More TIme With Parts Of Family That Still Talk To Her
What If Aaron Schock Really Is Straight?
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Guns Beat Butter Every Time Edition
Dead Republican Congressman Had So Many Families
Wingnuts Decry Obama’s Gun Grab From Mentally Ill Patriots
Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Grab Bag Of Grotesqueries
Peggy Noonan Does Not Care For Living In Red New York With Its Graceless Communist Leader
PolitiFact Tackles Hot-Button Issue Of Obamacare Beheadings
Hey, Remember When Jack Stuef Almost Broke Your Wonkette? Good Times. By Jack Stuef
How Wonkette Helped Vanity Fair's Juli Weiner Flunk Out Of College Or Something Probably
Snipy's Halcyon Days At Yr Wonkette Were Far Too Few
Wonkette: The Doktor Zoom Months
An Interview With Kirsten Boyd Johnson By Kirsten Boyd Johnson
Cartoon Violence Down The Memory Hole
Alex Pareene Remembers None Of His Time At Yr Wonkette
Sara Benincasa Thinks Wonkette Saved Your Life Today
Ken Layne And Wonkette Helped Rescue The Country From Doddering Crab King John McCain
Mayor Of Flower Mound, Texas, Saves Bible From Complete Obscurity With Bold Declaration
Do Not Take Your Newly-Legal And Newly-Expensive Weed Out Of Colorado, Fools
Deleted Comments Of The Day: Your Article About Obama Failed To Note He Is A Child
Bill De Blasio Sworn In As New York City Mayor, Promises A Banker's Head In Every Pot
Eyetalian Car Maker Buys Out Chrysler, Brings Scourge Of Continued Employment To Midwest
Now It Is These Nuns Who Are Being Kind Of Dicks
Florida Welfare Recipients Now Welcome To Get High On Life, Other Substances
In Move That Surprises No One, Duck Dynasty Guys Now Have Their Own Line Of Guns, For Freedom
Men's Rights Dude Primarying Susan Collins In Maine Was True Hero In War On His Wife
Breaking Wonkette Exclusive: Guess The Most Bestest Blog Of The Year (It Is Wonkette, Duh)
All Hail State Legislative Sh*tmuffin Of The Year, Tennessee Senator Stacey Campfield!
A Round Of Applause, If You Will, For Wendy Davis, Your 2013 State Legislative Badass
2013: The Year Of Falling Head Over Heels For The Socialist Commie New Pope