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2020: The Year We Marched For Black Lives While The Cops Whined
2020: The Year Trump’s Dummies Wouldn’t Wear Masks
Here Are Just Some Of The 85,000 Stupid Things People Believed This Year
2020: The Year Of The Unleashed Karens
America's Plague Year Also Featured A Pandemic!
2020: All These Dumpster Fires Actually Happened This Year.
Grab A Bucket Of Champagne And Read Wonkette's Top Ten Posts OF THE WHOLE ENTIRE YEAR
Happy New Year, America! Your Friends And Family May Be Absolute F*cking Morons
Laura Loomer Laughed Out Of Court Again, This Time For Suing The Muslims
Trump Election Witnesses Somehow Even LESS Credible Than They First Appeared
Hold On, It's Gonna Get Bumpy: Your Pandemic Update
Josh Hawley Announces 2024 Presidential Campaign
Trump Knows Who Stole GA, It Is Brad Raffensperger's Brother, Hunter Biden!
US 'Can't Afford' $2,000 Stimulus Checks. O RLY?
Liberty U Kids Kicking Sh*t Out Of Jerry Falwell And Charlie Kirk, FOR JESUS
Philly DA Letting Men Out Of Prison Just For Being Innocent
Trump Bitching About Melania's Mar-a-Lago Renovations Now, LOL @ His Misery
50 People That Show Why You Shouldn't Sell Stuff Online! Tabs, Wed., Dec. 30, 2020
German Pilot Draws Dick In Sky For Most Helpful, Educational Reason!
Proud Boys Get Deplatformed. Literally.
White House Commemorates Holy Martyr Who Died For Liberty. Whatever Could It Mean?
Trump’s Christmas Hell House Sends Another Guest Home With COVID-19
Trump Tried To Ban Teaching About Racism. Judge Says Eat Sh*t.
Nikki Haley Still Having Inappropriate Relations With That Socialism Chicken
Uh Oh, The Wall Street Journal Hates Trump Now Too!
House Declines Trump Offer To Piss On Military, Votes To Override Veto Of Defense Spending Bill
House Passes Those $2,000 Stimmy Checks Trump Wants. Your Turn, Mitch.
Lucky Black Folks Enjoy One Last Karen Encounter For 2020!
You've Heard About His Dumbass Lawsuit. Now Read The GOHMERT MANIFESTO!
New York Post Sends Four Letters To Donald Trump: G, T, F And O.
Why 2020 Is An Old Acquaintance You’ll Want To Forget. Tabs, Tues., Dec. 29, 2020
Congress's Dumbest Man Files Election Lawsuit That Would Make A Krakenhead Blush
Virginia Cop Fired After SOMEBODY Posted Very Murdery Things Using His Parler Profile
Jake Tapper: Kayleigh McEnany Lies Like Lying Liar Who Lies All The Time
Donald And Melania Looking For Palm Beach House As Tacky As They Are
New QAnon Idiot Reps Gonna Call ‘Nuh-Uh!’ On Biden’s Electoral College Win
Surprise! Nashville Bombing Becoming Superspreader Event For Conspiracy Theories
GoDaddy Gives Employees Christmas Bonus, It Is 'F*ck You'
You Might Not Have Noticed Because It Was Christmas, But Trump Was Insane This Weekend
How President Grinch Almost Stole Christmas For Struggling Americans
Here’s Why Half Your Gifts Were Returned Already. Tabs, Mon., Dec. 28, 2020
Dennis Prager’s Fake University Flunks Civil War History, Human Decency
Trump Too Busy Golfing To Care That Downtown Nashville Blew Up
Here Is Donald Trump Junior Negging His Girlfriend Because He Is So Good At 'Joke'
Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is Late For Work!
And A Merry Holly Jolly Good Dr. Anthony S. Fauci Day Also To You!
Trump Defunds The Troops Because You Were Mean To Him Online
Arizona GOP Loses Trump Election Court Case Vs. Reality
Trump Will Pardon Them All, Will Pardon His Family, Will Pardon Himself. F*CK IT, IT'S FINE.
All GOP Wants For Christmas Is Your Stimulus $, Your Sick Leave, And Your Tips
Shiny Normal Thing! Joe Biden Picks A Teacher For Education Secretary
Merry Christmas, Youngs! You Killed God.
Everyday Heroes Share How They Ruined A Rude Person's Day. Tabs, Thurs., Dec. 24, 2020
And Now Here's Michael Cohen With Some Holiday Prophecies About His Former Crime Boss!
We Found It. The Dumbest Election Suit Of All Time. WINNER!
Donald Trump Dances About Architecture
Texas AG Ken Paxton Tried To Get Disaster Relief Money Taken Away From Own State
Memo To Trump Staffer Idiots: You Really Do Have To GTFO (And You Can't Stay Here).
Congress Got Climate Help In Your Stimulus Bill!
Let's All Welcome California's New US Senator, Alex Padilla, And Maybe Cry A Tiny
Trump Warms Self Over Yule Log Of Republican Senator Bones
Trump Pardons Bring Christmas Hope To Child Murderers, Traitors And Other Garbage Humans Everywhere!
South Carolina Governor, First Lady Attend White House Holiday Party, Catch COVID-19 .... Somehow.
Pentagon Freaking Out Li'l Bit About President Sh*t-Tyrant's Behavior, Probably No Big
Trump Blows Up The Stimmy, Maybe
19 Wild Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Cheating On Them! Tabs, Wed., Dec. 23, 2020
All The Kool Konservative Kids Are At Charlie Kirk's Palm Beach Superspreader Party
Trump Mulling Immunity For Mohammed bin Salman, Because Is Murdering US Journalists Even A Crime?
Rand Paul’s Brain Is Full of Spiders. There’s Also Garlic In His Soul.
Suspicious Lack Of National Guard As 'Patriots' Storm Oregon Lege For Some Dumb F*cking Reason
Trump Hates Mike Pence And Trump Hates Mitch McConnell And Trump Hates Mike Pompeo And Trump Hates
Rudy Giuliani Can't Out-Crazy Sidney Powell, But He's Trying
Look At These COVID-Denying, Republican Assholes Getting Their COVID-19 Vaccines!
Stimulus Bill All Happening, Mitch McConnell Must Be REALLY Scared About Georgia
Bill Barr Pisses On Trump's Big Macs One More Time On His Way Out The Door
Data Scientist Rebekah Jones Gonna Sue F**K Out Of Florida Cops Who Raided Her Home
Proud Boys Don't Want Any Ladies Joining Their He-Man Woman-Haters Club
Uh Oh, Daddy Might 'Forget' To Pardon Ivanka After What She Just Said!
Why The Partridge Is Always More Expensive Than The Pear Tree. Tabs, Tues., Dec. 22, 2020
Here's The Definitive Science Article On Tonight's Big Cool Space Thing
Your Sunday Show Rundown Is Mostly About GOP Sen. John Barrasso Being An A-Hole
Nice Time! Statue Of American Hero Barbara Johns To Replace Racist Traitor In US Capitol
Is Amy Coney Barrett Secretly Joe Biden's Dead Daughter? QAnon Creeps Think So!
We Now Return To ‘Space Force: Galactic Guardians Of The Universe'
Sidney Powell Serves Up Rotting Squid Carcass To Supreme Court
Kyle Rittenhouse's Mom Hoping To Reel In The Murder Groupies With 'Free Kyle' Bikinis
Boston Cops Just LOLing About Hitting Innocent People With Cars, This Seems Fine
Louisiana GOP Rep. Clay Higgins Gettin' ALL Dramatic Again
Tennessee GOP Gov. Bill Lee Just Can't Figure Out Why State Being So Stupid About COVID-19
Trump Brings Tantrum To Supreme Court. Merry Christmas, Justice Barrett!
Medical Genius Ivanka Trump Helped Daddy Covid Up America’s Pandemic Response
Congress Finally Settles On 'Stimulus' Deal That Won't Cover Most People's Rent
Trump So Over COVID-19, Ready To Ruin Country In New Ways
30 Things You Didn't Know About Dirty Dancing! Tabs, Mon., Dec. 21, 2020
Trump Supporters Sure Have Some Messed Up Inauguration Day Plans
GOP: Bob Cratchit’s Already Got A J-O-B So No Free Stimulus Turkeys This Christmas
A Very Desperate Trump Reportedly Considering Hiring The Kraken, Releasing The Military
Tucker Carlson Thinks The CDC Wants To Deprive White People Of The Vaccine So They All Die
Republicans Right On Schedule With The 'Are There No Workhouses?' Spiels
Look, Happy Normal Thing! Let's Meet Joe Biden's Green Cabinet!
Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is Bob Bob Bobbing Along
It's All Over At The Trump Campaign But The Airing Of Grievances And Shell Companies
Harvard Law Grad Kayleigh McEnany, Would You Like To Spout Some Absolute Horse Sh*t About 'Law'?
Well This Is Just A Swell Time For Trump To Cut Healthcare Funds To California Over Abortion
Tucker Carlson Wants To Know Why THEY Are So Insistent On Giving You Corona VACCINES
Pentagon Cancels Biden Transition Meetings For Totally Normal Reasons, Not Suspicious At All
Michael Flynn Can't Believe People Are Acting Like Martial Law Is Some Big Deal
Donald Trump Had A Pretty Good Stimmy Idea At A Pretty Bad Time
Georgia Gippers Take Break From Kicking The Sh*t Out Of Each Other To Get Beat Up By Judges
Guys Who Wear Masks Probably Do Hot Butt Stuff With Their Human Girlfriends, What LOSERS
Thank God At Least The Vaccine Rollout's Going Smoothly ... Oh F*ck
Oh Nothing, Just Russia Literally Declaring War On America While Trump Beats Off To OANN
Worst Colleges: Make Sure You Don't Go Here! Tabs, Fri., Dec. 18, 2020
Look, Shiny WONDERFUL Thing! Rep. Deb Haaland Is Biden Pick For Interior Secretary!
Trump Has Third New Shiny Reason To Veto Defense Bill, It's Getting Really Weird!
Man Of The People Tucker Carlson Being Very Populist About That Elitist Bitch Dr. Jill Biden
Mike Pence To Be VERY BUSY In NOT AMERICA For Week After Making Biden President
Mitch McConnell Might Allow A Stimulus, Since JOBS Are On The Line! (His Job)
Want A Trump Pardon? Lie And Tell Him He'll Still Be President January 21.
A Children's Treasury Of Stupid Newsmax/OANN Sh*t Trump Is Dumb Enough To Actually Believe!
Sure, Top HHS Aide Urged Infecting Everyone, But It's Not Like That Was Actually The Policy
The Last Meals Of These Celebrities Are Pretty Head-Turning! Tabs, Thurs., Dec. 17, 2020
Look, Shiny Normal Thing! Here's Biden's Green Team!
Woman Who Works For Joe Biden Said A Mean Cuss And Now We'll Never Get Along!
SCOTUS Does Good By Doing Nothing Again!
Betsy DeVos Tells Staff To 'Resist' Public Schools Or Some Damn Thing
Senate's Dumbest Republican Can't Stop F*ckin' That Election Fraud Cannibal Sandwich
Georgia Republicans Gear Up For Runoff By Kicking The Sh*t Out Of Each Other
Patriotic Houston Ex-Cop Crashed Into Van, Held AC Repair Guy At Gunpoint To Foil 'Voter Fraud'
That's Right, MAGA Idiots, Time To Eat Mitch McConnell's Face!
Chicago Cops Terrorize Naked Woman In Her Home For Crime Of Watching ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ Past Season 10
Nobody Wanted To Play 'Truth Or Covid' With Mike Pompeo At His Big Sexxxclusive XXXmas Party :(
Here's How You're Probably Ruining Your Coffee. Tabs, Wed., Dec. 16, 2020
Billy Graham's Biggest Mistake Just Grateful Trump Ended Death Penalty For Saying 'Merry Christmas!'
Tucker Carlson's Little Man Syndrome Peeks Out His Fly To Whine About Dr. Jill Biden
Jilted Trump Gonna Set Fire To Georgia With Loeffler, Perdue Trapped Inside
Newsmax And Vladimir Putin Agree: Joe Biden Is The F*cking President.
Fake GOP Electors Meet To Cast Fake Votes For President Real Loser
Biden Beats Up On Deposed Trump In Second Victory Speech Behind Gym
Get A Load Of This Dan Crenshaw Asshole And His Ad 'For' Kelly Loeffler And The Other One
Trumpers Were Too Ensconced In Their Conservative Bubbles To See This Election Coming
Good Riddance, Bill Barr. You Don't Have To Go Home, But You Can't Stay Here
How Drunk Is Too Drunk For Your Zoom Holiday Gathering? Tabs, Tues., Dec. 15, 2020
Trump's Legal Clown Car Runs Out Of Road
Maria Bartiromo Getting Secret Messages From Someone Who Knows Trump REALLY Won The Election
Ivanka Trump Thinks Little Marco Rubio’s Senate Seat Would Look Fetching On Her
It's A Denial-Filled Sunday Show Rundown!
Kelly Loeffler’s Racist Senate Campaign Attracts Shocking Number Of Racists
New York Post Now Doxxing Random Cam Girls For No Reason
Joe Biden Will Win The Presidency Today. Again.
NSA Robert O'Brien Grifts Through The Tape On Farewell European Tour With Wife
Trump Pinky Swears He’s Not Bogarting All The COVID-19 Vaccine
Trump Idiots Reach 'Let's Whine A Bunch More And Cry UNFAIR!' Stage Of Grief
Newt Gingrich So Mad At Georgia Secretary Of State For Letting People Vote
Democrats Need To Start Treating Republicans Like Gangsters They Are
Proud Boys Attack Black Churches, Burn BLM Banners, Cops Think It Just Might Be A Hate Crime
Trump Has One More Coup-Coup Plot For Staying In Office
35 Times People Saw Entitled Behavior And Just Had To Act! Tabs, Mon., Dec. 14, 2020
Big Tough Gym Guy Reenacts 'Love Actually' Scene To Protest COVID Restrictions
Sorry, GOP, You’re The Party Of President Klan Robe Now, Not Lincoln
WSJ Guy Takes Brave Stand Against Dr. Jill Biden Calling Herself Dr. Jill Biden
On Clickbait: When People Tell You They Just Want To Read Headlines, Believe Them
Trump And The MAGA Crowd Go Off The Deep End After SCOTUS Refuses To Undo The Election
Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is IN HIDING, FROM SHAME. Just Kidding, We Don't Got That.
While We Wait For SCOTUS TO DQ Texas Suit, Let's Check In On Ken Paxton!
Orlando Sentinel Takes Back Endorsement Of Dipsh*t GOP Congressman, Because Of The Seditious Treason
Jerry Falwell Jr Unsuits. No, Come Back!
Mike Lee Claims Women's, Latino Museums Too Divisive, Unlike Trump Pretending He Won Election
See Trump's Coronavirus Idiot Demanding CDC Coronavirus Reports Stop Reporting On Coronavirus
Who's Ready To Watch Trumpland's Last Best Legal Hope CRASH AND BURN?
Charlottesville Police Chief Declares War On Unitarians Over Racial Profiling Complaint
Lo, Unto Us Shall Be Delivered A Vaccine!
Bill Barr's Got 40 Days Of Fascism Left In Him After All!
Eric Swalwell: He Bang With Chinese Spy?
20 Unusual Signs Of High Intelligence. Tabs, Fri., Dec. 11, 2020
Fox News Will Cry For 3,000 Dead Americans A Day Once They Figure Out How It's Hunter Biden's Fault
Mitch McConnell Confirms Even More Batsh*t Trump Judges
Georgia Republicans Vow To Never Repeat Mistake Of Holding Fair Elections
Rudy Giuliani Rested And Ready To Go Forth And Blow COVID On Folks Some More
The Kraken Cracks Up As Sidney Powell's Last Two Election Suits Implode
Small Business Loan Program Was Full Of Frauders, And We Need Another
'Fox & Friends' So Mad Liberals Murdering Baby Jesus Again, ON HIS BIRTHDAY
It's Wonkette Art Appreciation Time, Featuring Ryan Zinke's Official Interior Dept. Portrait
We Found Them! We Found The 17 Stupidest States!
If Kellyanne Conway’s Tell-All Book Is Called ‘Alternative Facts,’ We’re Gonna Break Something
Do You Consider These 29 People To Be Funny Or Not? Tabs, Thurs., Dec. 10, 2020
Dear Jack Stuef, Do You Think You Owe Wonkette Some Of That Treasure?
Only 42 More Days For Posts Full Of Whiny-Ass Trump Tweets, Aw NUTS!
Patriotic Idaho Jackholes Delay Mask Mandate By Terrorizing Health Board Members' Kids
Mellissa Carone Ain’t Quarantining And You Can’t Make Her ... Now, Where’s Her Goddamn Fireball?
Shorter Melania: I Can Be To Escaping White House Now?
Will Newsmax Facebook The MySpace Out Of Fox News?
Biden Picks Tom Vilsack, Marcia Fudge For Cabinet, Gets It Half Right
Chemtrail Kelli Ward Just Asking If You Are Willing To Fight And Die For Donald Trump
Kristi Noem Says Earth Is Round, Biden President-Elect, Quickly Recants
Sorry, No Vaccine Available For President Sore Loser’s Complete, Utter Failure
Mitch McConnell's Latest Stimulus F*ck-Tussle
State Attorneys General Agree: Texas AG Ken Paxton Can Go Eat A F*ck
What's Really Going On With The Sister Wives Cast Today! Tabs, Wed., Dec. 9, 2020
Michele Bachmann Pretty Mad Satan Stole Her Vote
Trump's Legal Team May Suck At Law, But As Covid Superspreaders They Really Are 'Elite Strike Force'
Supreme Court Does Good Thing For Trans Kids, So ... Surprise!
Sean Hannity: Why Must The Law Apply To White Guys I Like?
Trump Could Have Brought Enough Corona Vaccine For Whole Class, Didn't
Hooray, Trump Might F*ck Off To Florida Soon And Never Come Back!
Former Head Of Israel’s Space Program Says Aliens Met Trump, Still Stuck Around
Senate's Dumbest Republican Invites Loonypants Anti-Vaxxer To Testify On COVID-19, Lizard People
Pennsylvania Gippers Sure Would Like To Help Trump Mount That Coup!
Florida Cops Bust Into COVID-19 Data Tracker’s Home, Do Scary Cop Stuff
Bill Barr Maybe About To Go All CAN'T FIRE ME IF I QUIT FIRST, HASHTAG #LAWYERED!
Lin Wood Spreads Conspiracy Theory Kelly Loeffler Aide Killed To Send Message To Brian Kemp
These Cats Were Posing As Dogs For The Attention. Tabs, Tues., Dec. 8, 2020
Michigan Sheriff Wins Prize For Today's Dumbest Election Suit — And The Competition Was STIFF!
David Sedaris's 'Jokes' About Letting Customers Fire Workers Go Over Like Lead Guillotine
A Cavalcade Of Cowards! Your Sunday Show Rundown
Virginia Military Institute Begins 12-Step Racist Recovery, Removes Stonewall Jackson Statue
Welp, We Got Another Megachurch Guy Claiming COVID Vaccine Is Mark Of The Beast
Rickia Young And Family Still Bear Scars From Philadelphia Police Assault
Newt Gingrich Says Trump Won Georgia, But Stacey Abrams Stole It ... Somehow!
It's Never A Nice Day For A COVID-19 Wedding
Trumpland Election Suits Slam Into Wall Of THAT'S NOT HOW LAW GOES, A-HOLES!
Even So-Called ‘Good’ Republicans Can’t Fully Reject President Sore Loser
Kelly Loeffler Has Vision For Georgia, Which Is ... LOOK! BLACK MAN! RUN!
Trump Whines Away Last Act Of His Awful Presidency
Armed Trump Idiots Terrorize Michigan Secretary Of State At Her Home
Rudy Giuliani Has COVID-19. We Feel Just Terrible About It.
This Is How To Make Long Hair Over 50 Look Chic! Tabs, Mon., Dec. 7, 2020
Covidiot Bar Owner Runs Over Cop. Surely The Blue Lives Matter People Will Be Outraged!
Crazy Old Man Yells At Clouds In Valdosta, Georgia
Infowars' DeAnna Lorraine Wants Trump To Challenge Biden To A 'Rally-Off'
Covidiot Doctor Loses License After Bragging About Not Wearing A Mask ... Ever
Megyn Kelly Disappointed Activist Movements Me Too And Black Lives Matter Co-Opted By Activists
Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is On Leave Baby! (No It's Not)
Republican Woman Acknowledges Basic Fact Of Reality
How Is Nancy Pelosi Being A Terrible Monster Today?
Your Wonkette: WRONG ABOUT A THING
Should We Evict 30 Million People At The End Of This Month? We Think 'No'!
Donald Trump Heading To Georgia To Save, Sabotage Senate Runoffs
Let Them Eat COVID, Or These Fabulous New Job Numbers!
New York Young Republicans Hold Big Swinging Bug-Chasing Party For Freedom
Trump Hairball Lawyer Cancel-Cultured Out Of Favorite DC Social Club, Unfair!
Latest Very Credible 'Ballot Fraud' Witness Has History Of Ghost Videos, Actual Fraud Conviction
Diana's Butler Reveals Why Harry Really Married Meghan! Tabs, Fri., Dec. 4, 2020
Welcome To The Monkey House, Mark Kelly!
EAT THE KRAKEN! Trump Idiots Turning On Sidney Powell, Lin Wood, Declaring Them Hot Garbage
BREAKING: WI Supreme Court Declines To Make YOOOGE Ass Out Of Itself In Trump Bid To DQ All Ballots.
TFW Even Rudy Giuliani Is Like 'OK, Lady, You Sound LI'L BIT NUTS RIGHT NOW'
Chestnuts Roasting While The World's On Fire
Katie Porter Reminds Steven Mnuchin He's Not A Lawyer, He's An A**hole
Found The Voter Fraud! It Was Some GOP Florida F*cker Named Bill The Whole Time!
Trump And Bill Barr Making America Great Again By Bringing Back Actual Firing Squads
Donald Trump Threatens To Not Fund Military. Oh Dear. How Sad.
All Fun And Games Until Trump's Biggest Fluffers Start Accusing ... Bill Barr? ... Of Treason?
The Kraken Went Down To Georgia, Weird Sh*t Ensued
People Who Were Never The Same After Being On Ellen! Tabs, Thurs., Dec. 3, 2020
Trump Getting Ready To Sign A Big Old Stack Of Get Out Of Jail Free Cards
Goya Bean Spokesmodel Ivanka Trump Pondering A Career In Politics
We Found The Kraken, This Entire Blog Post Is The Kraken
Angry Republicans Tell Michigan Senate They Saw Something Nasty In The Vote Shed
BREAKING: Ron Johnson Is A POS
Who's Bribing Whom? Let's Play Connect The Redaction Bars With Latest 'Bribe For Pardon Scheme'!
Team Liz Warren Or Team Betsy DeVos? Gee, That's A Stumper!
Pretty Sure We Know What Bill Barr's Up To Right Now, Because We're Not Morons
Georgia’s Gabriel Sterling Has Had Enough. But His Fellow Republicans Never Will.
Tyson Pork Plant Managers Lied About COVID-19, Guess They Need A Lawsuit Shield!
You Better Watch Out: Trump’s Having 12 Days Of COVID Celebrations At White House
Obama Sorry He Never Made Dolly Parton Queen For Life, Orders Biden FIX IT
The Most Beautiful Trophy Wives Of Billionaires! Tabs, Wed., Dec. 2, 2020
SD Gov Kristi Noem Bravely Sacrifices Own Grandma On Altar Of 2024 Election
Bill Barr Just Saying Donald Trump Dead To Him Now
Dueling Jerks Perdue, Loeffler Get Their Racist On In Georgia Runoff
Welcome To Melania's Final Christmas Hellhouse Of Spooky Frights!
Andrea Mitchell Just Wondering Why Joe Biden Waited So Long To Tell Us The Dog Ate His Foot
Georgia Senators Perdue And Loeffler Cling To Trump As He Circles The Drain
Oh Nothing, Just One Of Trump's Lawyers Calling For Murder Of Guy Who Kept Election Safe
Trump's TV Doctor Scott Atlas Resigns, Pleased With A Job Well Done
Rand Paul Wants Dr. Fauci To Apologize For Being So Goddamn Right All The Time
Transformed Wife: Saying Women Aren't Meant To Be Servants Mocks The Bible
Please Don’t Let ‘Fetch’ Or Trump 2024 Happen
There Are Lies, There Are Dumb Lies, And Then There's Kayleigh McEnany
Here’s Why The Pie Runs Out Before The Leftover Stuffing! Tabs, Tues., Dec. 1, 2020
Who Wants To Watch Rudy Giuliani Play Telephone With His Own Butt?
The Devil Went Down To Georgia, He Was Looking For An Election To Steal
End Times Guy Rick Wiles Hoping Trump Will Kill Us All By Firing Squad In Next Month
Trump Campaign Pays $3 Million To Get Biden 87 More Votes In Wisconsin
Charlie Kirk's Sex Appeal, Normal-Sized Face Somehow Weren't Enough To Get Youngs To Vote For Trump
Oregon Nurse On Leave After Telling TikTok How Bad She Is At Her Job
Trump Legal Team Trips Over Own Dick, Declares Flawless Victory
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Gonna Give Everybody A Hippopotamus With Coronavirus For Christmas
It's The Schrödinger's Election Fraud Theory Of Sunday Show GOP Idiots!
Biden’s Secret Campaign Weapon? Trump’s Stupid Face At His Stupid Rallies.
New York Times Prints Maureen Dowd's Brother's Love Letter To Trump, Because We Don't Know Why
Let’s Review Trump’s Thanksgiving Weekend Temper Tantrums
Awesome Baby Names You Have Probably Never Heard Of! Tabs, Mon., Nov. 30, 2020
Buy Nothing Today! Unless You Really Want To Buy This!
Wholesome American Guts: Your William S. Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer 2020
The Wonkette Zoomsgiving Thingie Is Your Only Friend Now
Put Your Leftovers In Your Stomach, With Spicy Turkey And Squash Soup!
Eat This Leftover Stuffing Strata For Every Meal For The Rest Of Your Life Or Until It's Gone
Mamie Eisenhower Won The Cold War With This Lesbian-Soviet Hockey Rink Made Of Jello!
Betty Ford's Boozy Chocolate Cake
Buttercup Squash Pie To Bring To Thanksgiving Dinner
(PSSST *Grandma* Wonkette's Pineapple Orange Cranberry Sauce Is Better, Actually)
Y'all Are Eatin' Collard Greens Up In Here; Or, Vegetables Are Better With Bacon
Rush Limbaugh's 'Under The Sea' Salad Has Jello, Stuffed Olives, And Miracle Whip, No Oxycodone
Put Thanksgiving In Your Mouth With Grown-Up Baked Mac And Cheese, For Grown-Ups
Making Thanksgiving 'Monkey Bread' With Nancy Reagan
F*ck It, Let's Eat Pie: The Sarah Josepha Hale Story
May You Smile As Brightly As Trump Smiles When He Sh*ts On Santa Claus To A Seven-Year-Old Girl
Need A Cosmic Reset? Learn From The Ancient Babylonians, And Slap The King!
Celebrate Randy Quaid Day With Crazy Wizard Video You Didn't Know You Needed
Wonkette Thankful For Creationist Bible Scientists Answering Difficult Questions Like 'Why Is Nose?'
Don’t Be A Jive Turkey This Thanksgiving. Stay Home.
20 Celebs Who Emancipated From Their Families! Tabs, Tues., Nov. 24, 2020
This Year, Enjoy Your Thanksgiving Safely Alone While Watching Questionable TV
Join The Mile High Club, With Jesus!
Judge Orders DOJ To GTFO Of Trump's Rape We Mean Defamation Case
Shiny Normal Things! What Is JOTUS Up To Today?
Listen To This Very SMRT Trump Lawyer, Georgia! Do Not Vote For The Republicans For Senate!
Carl Bernstein Making List, Checking Twice, Of Republican Traitors What Ain't Got No Balls
Bunch Of Goddamn Lunatics Walking Around Saying They're The President's Lawyers
Snack Box. Tabs, Mon., Nov. 23, 2020
Buffalo Anti-Lockdown Group Suggested Dressing Up As Slaves For Protest
Tennessee Mayor Won't Issue A Mask Order Until The Holy Ghost Tells Him To
Let Us Not Forget To Be Very Mature About Junior's COVID-19 Diagnosis
Kyle Rittenhouse Bailed Out By The MyPillow Guy And The Kid From 'Silver Spoons'
Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 CONCEDES NOTHING!
Happy Birthday, President-Elect Joe Biden, God Love Ya
Ivanka Trump Has HAD IT With You People And Your Partisan Demands For Imprisonment!
Kayleigh McEnany Does Not Take Questions From CNN 'Activists'
Appeals Court Protects First Amendment Right Of Therapists To Torture LGBTQ Children
Let's Read Devin Nunes's Latest Libelslander Complaint!
Geraldo Rivera Wants To Heal The Country, Trump's Ego, By Naming Covid Vaccine After Him
Shiny Normal Thing! Cory Booker & Friends Will Fix Decades Of Discrimination Against Black Farmers
Garbage Men Cry For Lack Of A Google Doodle To Celebrate 'International Men's Day'
Another Day, Another Dick-Kicking Or Three For Trump's Legal Team
Trump Appoints Bunch Of Idiots To Everything
Tucker Carlson Getting Cancel Cultured By Fellow MAGA Dopes
Jesus Guys Upset Dominion Voting Machines Stole Election AND Their Special Word
Tyson Managers (Allegedly) Ran Betting Pool On How Many Pork Plant Workers Would Get COVID-19
Trump Flying Michigan GOP Idiots To DC, Gonna Ask Them To Do Him A Favor Though
Suze Orman's 12 Tips to Fix Your Holiday Spending Habits! Tabs, Fri., Nov. 20, 2020
Welcome Your Newest Federal Judge, It's This Batsh*t 33-Year-Old Who Will Live Forever
Actual Neurosurgeon Ben Carson Now Submitting To Medical Expertise Of The MyPillow Guy
Sen. Tom Cotton Demands Accurate Veneration Of Pilgrims, Just Like In Third Grade Pageant
Trump Idiots Secretly Passing Biden People Notes Under The Bleachers, SHHHH DON'T TELL
Rudy And The Gang Making Fake Judge's Orders Now, As A *Courtesy*
Whitmer Kidnap Plot Allegedly Included Literal Sweeps Week: Televised Mass Executions
Shiny Normal Thing! Joe Biden To Let Refugees Come To America Again!
Wayne County GOP Idiots Decide Detroit Black Votes Don't Matter After All, Want Do-Over
The Positively True Adventures Of The Alleged Kentucky QAnon Murdering Mom
Megyn Kelly Leaving New York To Seek Out Whiter Pastures
Celebrities Who Married Totally Normal People! Tabs, Thurs., Nov. 19, 2020
Kayleigh McEnany Calls Public Health Measures 'Orwellian', TWO MINUTE HATE!
Trump So Mad Biden Gonna Get Credit For Curing Virus Trump Gave America
Trump Ponies Up For Recount In Wisconsin, But Only The Black Parts
Trumpy Smeglump Charlie Kirk Brings Early Holiday Victim Game, Says 'Left' Hates Thanksgiving
Republicans Sue Nevada For Tort Of 'But Tucker Carlson Says Trump Won'
Meet Ned. Ned And 300 Of His Badass Detroit Friends Saved Democracy From Trump Last Night.
Shiny Normal Thing! Senate Blocks Goldbug Loony Judy Shelton Nomination To Federal Reserve
Trump Fires Guy Who Made 2020 Election Too Hard To Steal. That's It, That's The Headline.
Georgia's Olivia Pearson Arrested For Helping Black People Vote. Again.
Texas Inmates Moving Bodies To Morgue Trailers, And That's How The Pandemic's Going
40 Trashy Tips Left By Rude Customers! Tabs, Wed., Nov. 18, 2020
What Are All These GOP Senators Congratulating Kamala Harris For?
Lindsey Graham Crimetime Afternoon Update: THERE WERE WITNESSES.
Judge Tells Acting Chad To Go Hang
LIVEBLOG: Rudy Giuliani Brings The Crazy To A Federal Court In Pennsylvania
Joe Biden And Washington Post Agree: Time For Scott Atlas To STFU, GTFO
Aryan Mountain Steed Madison Cawthorn Has Thoughts On Jews. Oy Vey.
Are We *Arguing* About Canceling Student Debt? Really? Well I Think We Should Quit!
Guess Who's Coming To A Courtroom In Pennsylvania To F*ck Sh*t Up!
Trump Just Kicking Around The Idea Of Bombing Iran
A Portrait Of Cowardly GOP Sniveling To Trump, In Three Acts
Megyn Kelly Thinks Only Reason People Think She's Racist Is Because She's White
We Think We Found One Of Those Election Fraud Crimes Trump And Bill Barr Keep Yapping About
15 Kitchen Redos You've Been Doing All Wrong, In Bed! Tabs, Tues., Nov. 17, 2020
Georgia GOP Secretary Of State Tells Congressman From 'Hee Haw' Where To Stick It
Courts Rule Trump Election Lawsuits Faker Than His Tan
Dr. Fauci Just Kindly, Gently Saying Time For Trump To GTFO
Candace Owens Just Wants To Know: Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?
Fox News A Festival Of Batsh*t As Republicans Hide From Regular Sunday Shows
Relax, You Guys, Trump Just Put Rudy In Charge Of The Election Suits
Barack Obama Still Believes America Better Than President Klan Robe
President Sore Loser Never Wanted This Crappy Job Anyway, So Screw You!
Proud Boys Spent Weekend Bludgeoning Reporters, Each Other
Trump Fans Say Trump Most Popular Loser Ever To Lose Presidency By Losing
Divorce Lawyers Tell About Their Ugliest Cases! Tabs, Mon., Nov. 16, 2020
Trump All 'I Concede NOTHING' And 'RIGGED ELECTION!' After Briefly Admitting Biden Won
Tucker Carlson Sorry For Accusing Living Woman Of Being Her Dead Husband
Republican Jim Oberweis Loses Election, Shows Up To Congressional Orientation Anyway
Deutsche Bank Wants YOU (To Pay For All Their Office Space Sitting Empty)
Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is I VOTED
Time To Watch Trump's Coronavirus ... Just Kidding, We Don't Have To Anymore!
Lawyers Noping Out Of Trump's Pathetic Losing Election Cases? Blame 'Cancel Culture'!
Marjorie Taylor Greene Surrenders To COVID-19, Wears Mask Like A Loser Who Doesn’t Want To Die
Dear Justice Alito, Please Stop Whining, By A Doktor Of Rhetoric
It’s Official: Biden Flips Arizona, Martha McSally All Out Of Senate Seats To Lose To Democrats
South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem Is A Terrible, Virus-Promoting Creep
President Sore Loser Hiding From Public, Ignoring Job He’s Lost
PENNSYLVANIA GAME-CHANGER ... Oh Wait, Nope, Joe Biden Still Won!
Rand Paul: Let’s All Celebrate Good Times With COVID-19!
Project Veritas Wrote USPS Dude's 'Vote Fraud' Tale For Him. Oh, Does It Say *That*?
Where Are The Iconic 'Fixer Upper' Homes Now? Tabs, Fri., Nov. 13, 2020
Lauren Underwood Won Reelection So That's One More Shiny Nice Time Thing!
A Tale Of Two Kayleigh McEnanys, Both Of Whom Are Garbage A-Hole Liars
Coronavirus Went Away! Like Miracle! Oh, Stand By For Late-Breaking News.
Team Of Badasses: Biden Transition Teams Full Of People Who Are Actually Good At Stuff!
Look, Shiny Normal Thing! Joe Biden Picks Incredibly Competent, No-Drama Chief Of Staff
Trump Plans Streaming Network To Separate MAGA Rubes From Fox. And Their Money.
Nazi Dude Hereby Claims 'The Proud Boys' For White Race And Future Of White Children
Ladies And Gentlemen, We Got Us A Georgia Recount!
How Petty Is President Whinyass's Coup? This Petty.
Affairs That Just Totally Ruined Celebrity Careers! Tabs, Thurs., Nov. 12, 2020
Here Is Your Kurt Vonnegut Armistice Day For A New, Non-Trumpy Era
White House Ready For Trump To Admit He Is Ginormous Loser So They Can GTFO
Trump's Dibs On Pennsylvania Dropkicked, Again, By Demon MATH
How Much Will President Cry Baby F**k Up Joe Biden’s Inauguration?
Look, Shiny Normal Thing! Joe Biden Planning 'Government Stuff' For Climate!
On One Hand, F*ck Howard Kurtz. On The Other Hand, F*ck Howard Kurtz.
Fake Billionaire Donald Trump Sets Up Post-Presidency GoFundMe PAC
USPS Worker Cries Vote Fraud, Recants, Recants Recantation. Must Be Project Veritas!
Doing Coups? Destroying Evidence? WTF Is Trump's Boy Band Of Idiots Up To?
Trump's Not Attempting A Coup. He Just Has Coup-Like Symptoms.
Supreme Court Takes Third Whack At Obamacare, Because F*ck It, Why Not
So We Can All Just Yell 'Fraud,' Right Mitch McConnell?
Attention Marco Rubio: That Is Not What Michael Flynn Did You F*cking Sh*tmouth
35+ Entitled Influencers Who Tried To Get Free Things Online! Tabs, Wed., Nov. 11, 2020
President-Elect Biden Not Surprised Trump And Pompeo Being Low-Rent Fascists, Just Disappointed
Just Mike Pompeo LOLing About The Incipient Coup, Because He Is Garbage
Kimberly Guilfoyle, Boyfriend Want To Run RNC (Into Ground)
Look At This Shiny Normal Thing! Biden's Transition Team ... Doing Transition Stuff!
St. Louis Gunhumper Couple Suing Photographer Who *Somehow* Made Them Look Like Assholes
Keep Calm And Remember What Kind Of Clownass Idiots We're Dealing With
Bill Barr Conscripts DOJ In Trump's Bullsh*t Battle Against Math
My God, Biden's Coronavirus Task Force Is FULL OF DOCTORS
Kelly Loeffler, David Perdue Know Who Stole Georgia Election, And It Is GOP SOS Who Didn't Rig It
We Love This Song: Private Prison Stocks Drop After Biden Win
Is This Michele Bachmann Playing 'Bop It' With The Lord? Sure Why Not.
Looks Like NYPD Cop In Anti-Harassment Office Also Posted Racist Internet Rants. Oops!
These House Cats Can Perform All The Numbers From ‘Cats’! Tabs, Tues., Nov. 10, 2020
This Week's Sunday Show Rundown Is About WE WON!
Ben Carson, Who We Forgot Existed, Has COVID-19
Matt Schlapp Saw Nevada Democrats In The Van Making Votes And One Of The Votes Looked At Him!
Fox News Idiots So Mad Trump Not Getting Credit For Coronavirus Vaccine He Didn't Create
Christian Prophets Who Predicted Trump Win Still Pretty Sure They Were Right
GOP Extends Post-Election Middle Finger Of Friendship
General Services Admin Puts Presidential Transition On Hold For Trump Temper Tantrum
The One Where These Dummies Hold A Press Conference At The Wrong Four Seasons
President Sore Loser Has One Last Parting Grift For His Supporters
Police Chief Who Shared Violent Online Fantasies Of Murdering Democrats No Longer Has Job
These A-Holes Just Can’t Stop Spreading Coronavirus
Real Stories Of People Who Really Messed Up At Work! Tabs, Mon., Nov. 9, 2020
Santorum: Trump Will Concede If Certain 'Conditions' Are Met, Probably Involving A Getaway Plane
This Is What A Mammal-American President Sounds Like
Ready Your Champagne And/Or Ice Cream Cones And Watch Biden's Acceptance Speech With Us!
QAnon People Still 'Trusting The Plan,' Mastering The Denial Stage Of The Grieving Process
Wingnuts Now Ready For Us To Throw Them In The Gulags, As We Have So Long Dreamed
Our Long National Nightmare Can Get F*cked
Shhhh Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is Finally Getting A Goddamn Night's Sleep!
Good Christ This Has Been Exhausting
Republicans *Just Can't Figure Out* Why Mail-In Votes Favor Joe Biden!
It Will Just Be Nice To Not Have To Look At Trump's Stupid Face Anymore
Let’s Get Stacey Abrams Her Nobel Prize, Please.
BOY, BYE! And Don't Even Think About Swiping The White House China.
Double Your Georgia Senate Runoff, Double Your Fun!
Welcome Back To The Math Channel! Election Livebl ... OH WE WON!
Steve Bannon Down To Behead Dr. Fauci And Steal The Election
This Fashion Influencer Dog Is The Inspiration We All Need! Tabs, Fri., Nov. 6, 2020
Forget Faithless Electors, That Sh*t Is Not Happening
Mitch McConnell Thinks He's Boss Of Joe Biden
People Who Profit Off Cash Bail So Happy California Preserved 'Constitutional Right' To Cash Bail
Unfair! Arizona Trumpy Mob Deprived Of Inalienable Right To Demand All Votes Count!
Very Good Lawyer Rudy Giuliani Will Save Trump From All These Meddlesome Vote Counters!
Can We PLEASE Close The Deal Today? Election Results Liveblog, Day Three!
QAnoners Figure It Out: Biden's Lead Just Sting Operation To Catch Dems Doing Vote Crimes
GOP Floods Black Facebook With Absolute Sh*t
Unfair! Michigan Trumpy Mob Deprived Of Inalienable Right To Stop Vote Count!
The Worst Helicopter Parents Ever! Tabs, Thurs., Nov. 5, 2020
A Comforting End Of Day Post Consisting Of Some Words In An Order
Postal Service Didn't Look For All The Ballots, Because It Didn't Wanna
Media, Please Stop Believing Everything The Cops Tell You
Refresh This Post Every Five Seconds. Election Live Updates, Day Two!
Hey, Some Democrats We Like Won Their Races Last Night! Hooray!
Morning After The Election: What Do We Know? Do We Know Things? Let's Find Out!
Why Recycling Is Killing Us All. Tabs, Wed., Nov. 4, 2020
Could It Be ... Your LAST TRUMP LIVEBLOOG ... EVER?
Judge Orders Post Office To Get Off Its Ass And Find Mail-In Ballots, Now, Vite, NO, NOW.
Wonkette Movie Night: Wait For Election Results Without Looking At Chuck Todd’s Stupid Face
IRS Just Not Bothering To Audit Rich People At All Now
Trump Really Scared Of Jail If He Loses, So Confirm His Fears And MAKE HIM LOSE
Let’s Join Ayanna Pressley In Dancing Trump’s Ass Out Of Office
Courts Toss Texas Drive-Through Case Like Jar Of Salsa From New York City
Tired Sad Low-Energy Authoritarian Loser President Is Tired
Deborah Birx All Out Of Fu*ks To Give
Trump Supporters Finally Social Distancing ... From Friends, Relatives Who Think They’re Assholes
Apostle Guy Explains How Clinton Voters Did COVID-19
Obama Finishes Up By Making Fun Of Crowd Sizes ... At Trump's Childhood Birthday Parties
PSA: Don’t Quote Adolf Hitler In Your Police Training Materials
How To Lose A Guy In Just One, Important Day! Tabs, Tues., Nov. 3, 2020
It's Election Eve. NO BEDWETTING, PLEASE!
Hannity Poll Guy Has Most Perfect Polls, Will Scream VOTER FRAUD! Just In Case He's Wrong
If It's Monday, Here's Your Pre-Election Day Trump Idiot Sunday Show Roundup!
GOP Fully Owns Whatever Trump’s Thugs Do Next
Guy Who Wanted To Kidnap Gov. Gretchen Whitmer Over COVID Orders Scared Of Getting COVID In Jail
Hero Philly Cops Briefly Hug Child After Viciously Tormenting Him, His Family
Trump Assures Florida Superspreader Crowd He'll Fire Dr. Fauci After The Election
North Carolina Cops Pepper-Spray Voting Rights Marchers, Because It's Still 1965, Apparently
Trump LOUDLY ANNOUNCES Plan To Steal Election, Declare Victory, Build Wall
Doctored Video Makes It Look Like Joe Biden Can't Tell Minnesota And Florida Apart, Ha Ha!
Kelly Loeffler Not Familiar With So-Called 'Access Hollywood' Tape, Grab Them By The Who What Now?
Georgia Democratic Rally Moved To Zoom, Where Trump-Supporting Militia Can't Hurt Anyone
Trump’s Closing Argument In Michigan: The Squad Sucks, COVID-19 Not So Bad
15 Terrible Tales Of Entitlement! Tabs, Nov. 2, 2020
We Love The Smell Of Nice Things In The Morning
Ladies! Lindsey Graham Says You Can Do Anything, Long As You Do It As A Stepford Wife
Texas Republicans Just Can't Stop Ratf*cking The Election
The Fakest ‘Fake Melania’ Is Still The One Trump Married
Enjoy Your Socially Distant, Razor-Blade Free Halloween At Home!
Armed Trump Supporters Attempt To Road Rage Biden Campaign Out Of Texas
Self-Proclaimed 'Proud Boy' Threatened To Bomb North Dakota Polling Station
Wonkette's Top 10 Welcomes You ... TO HELLLLL
Idaho Legislators Make Pro-Virus Video In Stupid-Spreader Event
Neo-Nazis Arrested For Stalking Wrong Family In Wrong House
Conservatives Know What Censorship Is, And It Is People Not Reading Their Tweets
Coward GOP Senators Just Wussing Out Of Debates Right And ... Farther Right
House Oversight Committee All Up In HHS's $300 Million 'Love Me, Love My Ronas' PSA Campaign
Junior: COVID Deaths Are 'Almost Nothing', So That's On-Brand
Nice Justice Department You Got Here, Shame If Trump And Billy Barr Happened To It
Corey Lewandowski, Never Go Full 'Work Sets You Free'
Rudy Giuliani Gonna Put @Jack IN JAIL For Censoring His Bullsh*t Russian Hunter Biden Propaganda!
30+ Ridiculous Instagram Editing Fails That Exposed Fake Pictures! Tabs, Fri., Oct. 30, 2020
Wonkette Resigns From Wonkette For All This Wonkette Censorship Of Wonkette By Wonkette
UPS Found Tucker's Missing Package. Haha, We Said 'Tucker's Missing Package'
Jerry Falwell Jr. Suing Liberty University For ... Not Humiliating Him Enough Already Is Our Guess
Can't Click A Wonkette Link? We Know. It's Your Adblocker.
Unemployment Still Terrible, Let's Re-elect Hoover! Or Trump, Same Deal.
Love It When The Director Of National Intelligence Just Literally Makes Sh*t Up
If SCOTUS Doesn't Steal This Election, They've Got Plans For The Next One
Dilbert Guy Unclear On Whether Slavery Is Illegal In United States Of America
Oh Dear, Jon Ossoff Debate Did Not Go 'Well' For Georgia Sen. David Perdue
Ron Johnson's Nickname For His Penis Is 'Hot Dish.' This Is A Lie But Very Important To Retweet
Oath Keeper Stewart Rhodes Standing By To Defend Donald Trump From Democracy
Our Tucker Carlson Has Fallen Victim To A Shipping Caper!
Wedding Proposals That Went All Wrong! Tabs, Thurs., Oct. 29, 2020
Your Boyfriend Hot Miles Is 'Anonymous,' And Now You Must Dump Him
Do We Finally Have Enough To Make A Negligent Homicide Charge Against Jared Kushner Stick?
Obama: OF COURSE Dictators Want Trump To Win, He's Their Very Own Remote-Controlled Idiot!
2020: It's Hot! In The Hot Tub! And Everywhere Else On Earth!
Mad Old Flynn Judge Emmet Sullivan Tells Postmaster General To Go Cut Him A Switch
Hogan Gidley Won’t Get Into ‘Semantics’ Over Whether Trump Is ‘Ending’ COVID-19 Or Spreading It
President McGrifterson Making Bank Off Of Uncle Sam
Oh No The Trump Campaign Got Hacked How Terrible
Trump Traps Thousands Of Freezing Nebraska Supporters In On-The-Nose Metaphor
Trump Delivers Gift Of Stochastic Terrorism To Gretchen Whitmer In Lansing, Michigan
Mean Judge Says Calling Ladies Too Ugly To Rape Somehow NOT Part Of Trump's 'Official' Duties
No Stimulus Before Election. That's Not Important, Is It?
The Top 10 Ways Hunter Biden Is Very Bad, Wonkette Reluctantly Admits
Mom Belly Keeps Growing, Doctor Sees Scan And Calls Cops! Tabs, Wed., Oct. 28, 2020
Hawaii Sen. Brian Schatz Declares War On Mitch McConnell So We'll Call That A Nice Time
Oh Brett Kavanaugh Can't WAIT To Steal This Election For Whoever Paid Off His Debts
Here's Barack Obama Clowning On Trump Again, Because You're Into That Type Thing
As Of Probably Right Now, Drop Off Your Absentee Ballot, Don't Mail It
Oh Did You Hear Biden Thought Trump Was George Bush, Oh Did You Know It's An Entire Lie?
And On His 468,975th Tweet Of The Day, The President Begged Us To Change Our Votes
Coronavirus Almost Gone (From Trump's Brain)
Laura Ingraham Just Fine With You Dying For Her New Coronavirus Overlords
Send This Post To The Next Person Who Says Trump Is 'Doing Something' About Child Sex Trafficking
Trump’s Biggest Nightmare Comes True: Americans Are Voting.
They Did It. In Seven Days, It's Our Turn.
These Halloween Costumes Will Wow Your Children’s Friends On Zoom! Tabs, Tues., Oct. 27, 2020
Not Even Putin Buying BS Hunter Biden Email Rumors He Probably Helped Start
Poll Porn: The White House Fake News Banana Peel Edition
Ohio Woman Tried To Kidnap Governor, Thinks She Is Real Ohio Governor, Seems Legit
Trump Pretty Sure Trump-Supporting Company Rigged Pennsylvania Against Him
Jared Kushner: If Black People Weren’t So Shiftless, They’d Appreciate All Trump Has Done For Them
Chile Votes To Reject Constitution Of Brutal Dictator And Trump GOP Icon Augusto Pinochet
Trump Spreads Hate With Extra Helpings Of Coronavirus Everywhere He Goes
GOP's BUT HIS EMAILS Bombshell Fails To Detonate
'Essential Worker' Mike Pence Maybe Giving Everybody Coronavirus, So That's Happening
Bam! Rush Limbaugh Totally Cured Of Stage 4 Lung Cancer By Trump-Loving Preacher!
Projector-In-Chief Pretty Sure Doctors Inflating COVID-19 Numbers Just To Get Rich And Famous
Mitch McConnell Sounds Like Actual Cartoon Villain Describing Amy Coney Barrett's Confirmation
You Wanna Watch Obama Read Trump For Filth? Sure You Do.
The Moments That Destroyed Short Marriages! Tabs, Mon., Oct. 26, 2020
Relax! It's the Return Of Nice Things!
HHS Official’s Foolproof Plan To Have Mall Santas Promote Vaccines Somehow Falls Apart
Interested In Some Uncritically Presented, BS GOP Talking Points?The New York Times Can Help!
James Randi Outed Some Truly Heinous Frauds, And For That We Should All Be Grateful
Javanka To Sue Over Accurate Billboards Suggesting They DGAF About People Dying
GOP Rep Accuses Wife Of Witchcraft
Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Is Baby It's Cold Outside!
Fox News Legal Analyst Worries Deep State Stoled His Wifi
Snappy Debate Reactions To Stupid Debate
Supreme Court Rules Pennsylvania Can Vote ... And Here's Why That's Bad, Actually
Pretty Much All You Need To Know About Trump's Sad Loser 'Tony Bobulinski' Hail Mary Pass
Even $15 An Hour Isn't A Living Wage Anymore In The United States
The 4264 Stupidest Moments In The Final Trump Biden Debate
Who Wanna Watch MSNBC's Hallie Jackson Dick-Punch Hogan Gidley?
Strip Club Owner 'Disappointed' to Learn Dancers Have Labor Rights
Cover Your Eyes! And Your Ears! Just Watch The Trump Biden Debate Through This Here Liveblog!
When Is The Debate Tonight? Where Can You Watch The Debate? WHY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY?
Deep State Hard At Work Protecting Free And Fair Elections. No, We Mean It!
Trump Releases '60 Minutes' Blooper Reel, Declares Flawless Victory
Barack Obama Reminds America What Presidenting Looks And Sounds Like
Cat Got Amy Coney Barrett's Tongue On Whether We Could Execute Women For Having Abortions
USPS Pulls All Postal Cops Off Streets Before Election, Because Reasons
DNI Ratcliffe's Press Conference Yesterday Was Clown-Ass Waste Of Time Even For DNI Ratcliffe
Franklin Graham Tells The Pope How To Catholic
Trump Goons Bray For Wray's Head After FBI Director Fails To Take Out Joe Biden
Church Of Latter-Day Saints Voters Biden-Curious
Does Rudy Giuliani Also Pull His Pants Down All The Way To Pee?
American Hero Mitt Romney Bravely Casts Presidential Vote For Nunya Business
Trump Gonna End 'Anarchy' By Cutting Health Care During Pandemic. Take That, Antifa!
Sell Your House Fast For Cash. Tabs, Thurs., Oct. 22, 2020
Rudy Giuliani, PUT DOWN YOUR CHRAM!
House GOP Knows Who The Public-Trust Abuser Is, And It's Joe Biden Taking A Train
Turns Out Donald Trump Is Happy To Pay His Taxes. In China.
WH Chief Of Staff, Federal Judge Agree: President's Tweets Bullsh*t, Please Ignore
Boldly Striding Into 1998, Pope Francis Supports Civil Unions For Gays
Judge Rules Breonna Taylor Grand Jury Can Let Everyone Know How Bad AG Daniel Cameron Sucks
We Are Worried Lindsey Graham Still Doesn't Understand How Much We Hate Him
Trump Campaign Broke As A Joke, But They've Got Those Boat Parades!
Ohio Kids Watch PragerU Videos, Get Extra Credit For High School, Ruined For College
Trump Has No Regrets, No Remorse Over His Piss-Poor COVID-19 Response
Illinois, Michigan Send Old Marijuana Convictions Up In Smoke
Trump Storms Out Of ‘60 Minutes’ Interview Because ... Oh, Who Gives A Crap Anymore?
Rudy Giuliani: Americans Deserve To Hear My Easily Debunked Russian Spy Lies!
Trump Begs Bill Barr To Do Him A Favor Though
30 Wedding Photos That Went Horribly Wrong! Tabs, Wed., Oct. 21, 2020
Kamala Harris, It Is Your Birthday!
Mitch McConnell Just Might Have Some Lint From His Pockets For COVID-19 Relief
Trump Judges Pretty Sure Abortion In Kentucky Is Illegal
Former Spies Agree: OF COURSE 'But Hunter Biden's Emails!' Is A Russian Op, You Morons
Donald Trump Calls Fauci Idiot, Explains He Loves Fauci Whole Lot, For A Useless Idiot
Tiffany Trump: My Dad Loves The Gays Almost As Much As He Does Me!
Jeffrey Toobin, Put Your Pants On And GET OUT
LA County Ballot Drop Box Set On Fire, By Communists Probably, Why Not
Trump Dumps COVID-19 At Double-Header Superspreader Rallies In Arizona
Inconsolable Trump Campaign Can't Stop WHIIIIIIINING That Thursday's Debate Is UNFAAAAAAAAAIR!
Virginia Military Institute Professor Wows Students With Moving Tales Of Her KKK Past
Happy Halloween! Your Chocolate Is Probably Harvested By Child Slaves
Why Non-Parents Always Buy The Most Annoying Gifts For Your Kids. Tabs, Tues., Oct. 20, 2020
TFW Even Fox News Won't Swallow Your Senile Russian Disinfo Bullsh*t
White House TV Radiologist Leads Nation Toward Miraculous Quarter Million Dead From Coronavirus
Weird Dilbert Guy Thinks ‘Shy’ Trump Voters Are Pulling Election Day Practical Joke
Joe Biden Made Actual Profit Selling House, And Eric Trump Is STUMPED
Grandmother Seeks Justice For Child Born In Prison Toilet Bowl
Sorry, No Lifeboats For Cowardly Republicans Fleeing Sinking S.S. Trump
Rudy And The Colludy Crew Freshen Up Their Biden Smear With Q-Themed Pedophilia Allegations
Trump Claims Lifelong Catholic Joe Biden Will Steal Christmas
Yes, We’re Gonna ‘86’ The MFer. WITH VOTES.
Federal Judge Thwarts Trump Plan To Starve 700,000 Americans Mid-Pandemic
Professional Liar Kayleigh McEnany Can’t Spread Russian Disinfo On Twitter, Is Oppressed
Trump Does Fundraiser With Beach Boy Everyone Hates, Good Ones Hang Their Heads In Shame
President Pandemic Continues Cross-Country Covid-Palooza Tour
Expensive Houses That Just Won't Sell! Tabs, Mon., Oct. 19, 2020
Four More Senate Races That Might Not Be Nail-Biters
Does Trump Actually WANT His Followers To Kidnap Gretchen Whitmer?
How Are Republicans Trying To Ratf*ck The Election? Let Us Count The Ways
Georgia Senator David Perdue Too Dumb, Racist To Say ‘Kamala’ Without Tongue Falling Out
Trump Definitely Announcing Not-Dead JFK Jr. As His Running Mate Today, Say Qanon Followers
Michigan Militia Terrorists Were Gonna Kidnap Gretchen Whitmer In A PT Cruiser, Probably
Forced Birth Group Super Mad Facebook Won't Let Them Tell Ridiculous Lies
Your Weekly Top Ten Is A Sleepy Cat Bagel
An Anti-Choice Lady Made A Sitcom And It Is Like A D&C For Your Brain
Why Did Democrats Make This NC Republican Assault A Poll Worker?
What Does Joni Ernst Have To Do With The Price Of Soybeans In Iowa?
Donald Trump STILL Telling People Not To Wear Masks. Why? We Have No F*cking Clue
Trump Town Hall: Well, All That Happened!
Trump Advisor Compares Joe Biden To Well-Known Villain ... Mister Rogers
Montana Newspaper Sure Sorry It Endorsed Bundy-Hugging Wackaloon For State Office
Forced Birth Fetishists Now Also Want To Force Some Pepper Spray In Your Face
Trump Willing To Concede Maaaybe Jesus More Famous Than He Is
Pelosi, Mnuchin Cite Progress In Stimulus Talks, While ... Just Kidding
Dianne Feinstein Can’t Thank Lindsey Graham Enough For Such A Thorough, Professional Ass Whooping
The Pioneer Woman Has Been Feeding Us LIES! Tabs, Fri., Oct. 16, 2020
Obama Does Pod Save America, Doesn't Even Admit He Did Obamagate, Which Is The Biggest Crime
Quaint Sexting Scandal Turns To Flaming Wreckage As QAnon News Anchor Self-Destructs
White House Gung-Ho On Herd Mentality For COVID-19
Weep, Weep (Don't Weep) For The Poor (Not Poor) White Supremacists (Definitely White Supremacists)!
Trump's Favorite 'Jesus Will Make You Rich' Lady Says No One Will Love You If You Wear A Mask
Turns Out It's Easier To Raise Money When Your Candidate Isn't A Steaming Pile Of Hot Garbage
MSNBC Hosts Agree: F*ck NBC News And Its Dumb Trump Town Hall
Donald Trump Up To His Small Penis In Fake 'Hunter Biden's' Computer
Amy Coney Barrett Won’t Engage In ‘Hypotheticals’ About Trump Being Trump
Constitutional Originalist Marsha Blackburn Still Insists On Voting, Owning Property
32 Photobombs That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud! Tabs, Thurs., Oct. 15, 2020
Watch Rudy Giuliani Pull This HILARIOUS DISINFORMATION Out Of His Hat!
Trump Unmasking Probe Goes Limp, Like Every Other Attempt To Screw This Election
Hey Remember Amy Cooper? Turns Out She's Worse Than Anyone Knew
Trump Courts Suburban Women With Seemingly Preferable Offer To Leave Before The Lights Are On
If Justice Roberts Kills The Census, He Should Get Some New Coworkers
YouTube Unsure How To Gracefully Step Out Of QAnon Quagmire
Yeah, That Pro-Trump Black Voter's Twitter Account Is Probably Fake
How Can Amy Coney Barrett F*ck It Up Today? Liveblogging Day Three!
Did Joe Biden Kill Seal Team 6 And Let Bin Laden Live? Donald Trump Says Sure, Why Not
They Were Famous In The '70s. This Is Them Now! Tabs, Wed., Oct. 14, 2020
Trump Needs To Stop His Jim Jones Coronavirus Rallies
Any OTHER Dem Governors You Assholes Want To Kidnap For Trump?
Voter Suppression Fest 2020 Kicks Off In Georgia
Poll Porn: The 'Americans Love Horndogs, Hate Waffles' Edition
Amy McGrath Stares Into Abyss Where Mitch McConnell’s Soul Should Be
How Many People Will Senate GOP Infect With COVID-19 To Confirm Amy Coney Barrett?
Amy Klobuchar Sets Tone For Amy Coney Barrett Hearings, By Beating Everyone's Ass
Amy Coney Barrett, Day Two: Liveblogging Our Descent Into Gilead!
Here’s The Safest Way To Take A Selfie With Bigfoot. Tabs, Tues., Oct.13, 2020
No One Cares About Columbus Day Anymore
Facebook Bans Holocaust Denial. Zuck Can Haz Cookie Now?
Dumbest Failson Eric Trump Comes To The Sunday Shows!
Michigan GOP Senate Candidate Had So Much Fun Losing In 2018, He’s Back For More!
California GOP Just Putting Up Fake Ballot Drop Boxes Everywhere, Totally Normal
House Republicans About To Get Their Asses Beat Biden-Style
Democrats Rain On Mitch McConnell's Parade. With Blue Wave Money!
Trump Pretty Sure Kamala Harris Some Kind Of Monster Movie Monster
Amy Coney Barrett Ready To Curse Senate Like She Cursed Rose Garden, ALLEGEDLY
COVID-Spreader-In-Chief Ready To Make America Sick Again
Dr. Fauci Would Appreciate Trump Leaving His Name Out Of Campaign Ads
GOP: Biden Can’t Pack Courts We Spent All This Time Packing For Ourselves!
'Handmaid's Tale' Cometh! Hatewatching Amy Coney Barrett's Confirmation Hearings, Day One!
How Much Is That Friendship Bracelet Your BFF Gave You Really Worth? Tabs, Mon., Oct. 12, 2020
Pinkerton Guard Charged In Shooting Wingnuts Tried To Pin On Anarchists. Did We Time Travel?
Seven Senate Races You Won't Have To Stay Up Late To Call
Were You Really Dumb Enough To Believe Trump Would ‘Drain The Swamp’?
Maybe Attempted Whitmer Kidnappers Were Just Trying Throw Her A Surprise Party, Huh?
Here's What Banning QAnon From Facebook Will Do ... And What It's Probably Too Late To Do
Federal Judge Halts Ohio Voter Suppression Scheme
Lindsey Graham: Black People Totally Welcome In South Carolina, So Long As They're Conservative
Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Will Bedeck You With Flowers!
Now Is The Time For All Good Wonks To Open Their Wallets, It's Friday!
Trump's Tax Returns: The 'Not Staying In Vegas' Edition
Trump's Favorite Faith Healing School Fails To Faith Heal Itself Of COVID-19
President Flopsweat WANT STIMMY NOW!
Drugged-Up Trump Ready To Do All The Rallies
Why Won't Gretchen Whitmer Thank Trump For Siccing His Lunatic Militias On Her?
Simmer Down, Gippers. We Survived Mueller. You'll Survive John Durham.
Attempted Whitmer Kidnappers Were Gun-Rally-Attending Boogaloo Boys
Trump's Last-Minute Drug Card Bribe For Seniors Every Bit As Well Planned As You'd Think
Easy Recipe For Leftover Mashed Potatoes! Tabs, Fri., Oct. 9, 2020
If Trump Campaign Wants To Set Fire To Pile Of Cash In The Sun Belt, We Ain't Mad About It
Patriot Grifter WALL Guy Brian Kolfage Building Army Of Death-Threating Trolls
Alex Azar Chats Up 'Herd Immunity' Advocates, Insists Coronavirus Policy Not 'Let God Sort 'Em Out'
Sesame Street To Give Tucker Carlson Another Anti-Racism Special To Cry About
Trump Refuses To Debate If He Can't Hack Covid Droplets On Joe Biden
Former CDC Chief Would Like Current CDC Chief To FIX HIS SH*T
Donald Trump Will Put You In A Certified Preowned COVID Cure For $99.95
Watch The VP Debate Through Wonkette's Liveblog Like With That Box Thingie During A Solar Eclipse!
Mike Pence Works In COVID Hotspot, Swears On Trump's Honor He's Safe To Debate
Trump Retweets Story About Trump Fan Who Voter Frauded To See If Voter Fraud Is Real. Guess It Is!
Carly Fiorina: Trump Can’t Lead His Way Out Of A Paper Bag He Infected With COVID-19
IG Report: #SaveTheChildren My F*cking Ass, They Were All In On Caging The Babies
President Patient Zero Busy Mercy-Killing Last Shreds Of The Economy
Martha McSally Swings, Misses, Steps On Rake In Mark Kelly Debate
Voters Prefer Presidents Who Don’t Get Captured By Coronavirus
Joe Biden Gave One Hell Of A Gettysburg Speech
Live Updates: Trump Coronapocalypse, Day 6
Movie Scenes So Offensive The Only Option Was Cutting Them! Tabs, Wed., Oct. 7, 2020
James O'Keefe Did A Misleading Video Claiming Voter Fraud? That's Not Very 'Veritas' At All!
Joint Chiefs Just Chilling At Home After Exposure To Trump's Man Flu
Rudy Giuliani Isn't Looking That Awesome
White House Rapid Test Results Almost As Accurate As Fortune Teller Reading
Texas Cop Actually Charged Immediately With Crime For Killing Black Man
Old Commie Joe Gets To Hear Himself Think At Donald Trump-Less Town Hall
Bigmouth We Mean Breitbart Strikes Again
Did Donald Trump Tell A Tiny Little Fibette About His COVID Testing?
Live Updates: Trump Coronapocalypse, Day 5
White House Blocks FDA's Pesky Covid Vaccine Safety Standards For TOO SLOW
Super Serious GOP Shows Love For Dear Leader
The Maskless Marauder Returns To The White House, Takes Labored Breath Of Freedom
Super Serious GOP Shows Love For Dear Leader
The Maskless Marauder Returns To The White House, Takes Labored Breath Of Freedom
Pet Owners Are Sharing The Most Hilarious Revenge Signs! Tabs, Tues., Oct. 6, 2020
BREAKING: Wayne LaPierre May Have Made One Or Twelve Little Ooopsies On His Taxes
Trump Doctor On His Release: "THIS IS FINE!"
Trump Checking Out Of Walter Reed, Has Things To Do, People To Infect
Trump Kids Divided. Is The Old Man Demented, Or Just Crazy?
What? Kayleigh McEnany's Staff ALSO Has The COVID?
Ammon Bundy Told To Wear Mask At Football Game, Just Like Jewish People In Nazi Germany
Trump Camp Challenges Biden To Contract Coronavirus LIKE A MAN
Pence Is Going To Utah Because Fuck National Security Is Why
25ATMFA (25th Amendment The Mother Fucker Already)
Kayleigh McEnany Is The Latest Trumpworld COVID Catcher
'Gays Did Katrina' Pastor Got The COVID. Who's God Trying To Punish Now?
New York Times: Why Is Biden So ‘Cagey' About His Health That Trump Might’ve Compromised?
No One Should Put The Trump Family In Same Sentence With ‘Honor System’
COVID-19 Infected Senators Willing To Risk Lives To Confirm Barrett. Other People's Lives, That Is.
The Pandemically Incorrect Idiocy Of Jason Miller And Steve Cortes
Secret Service Agents Take Bullet From President
Will Trump Have Magically Recovered In Four Days And Be Released Today? It Is Still A Mystery!
Live Updates: Trump Coronapocalypse, Day 4
Donald Trump Strongest President Who Ever COVID-ed
Trump Reassures Fretful Nation He Can Still Write His Name With A Sharpie
20 Of The Longest Celebrity Marriages And Why They Lasted! Tabs, Mon., Oct. 5, 2020
Montana And Colorado Races Can Flip Senate. But Only If 'Mountain Time Zone' Is Real Thing
No, You Don’t Have To Feel Sorry For Donald Trump
Round-Up: They Never Promised Us A Rose Garden Massacre, But Here We Are
GOPers Now Taking COVID Seriously Following Trump's Diag— Ahhh, Who Are We Kidding?
Everything Totally Fine, Just Fine, Says Trump's Extremely Shifty Physician
Amy Coney Barrett’s SCOTUS Seat Heist Ceremony A COVID-19 Super Spreader Event
Blaming Trump For Getting COVID-19 Like Saying A Rape Victim Was Asking For It, Says Tucker Carlson
Wonkette's Top Ten Is A Karma Chameleon
But Why, WHY Would Donald Trump Endanger Himself, All Of Us? (Spoiler: No F*cking Idea)
17 Republicans Think It's Totally Fine That Their Colleague Is Getting QAnon Death Threats
The Case Of The Missing Ditch Ballots: A Kayleigh McEnany Mystery
September Jobs Report Shows Everything Perfectly Fine
Wohl And Burkman May Have To Do Their Hoaxing In Prison For The Next 12 Years
Texas Gov Greg Abbott Shuts Down County Ballot Drop-Off Sites, Because F*ck It, He Can
Trump Actually Just Having (Possibly Fake) 4D Chess Coronavirus, Supporters Say
Terrible People Are Being Terrible To Chrissy Teigen And John Legend Over Their Terrible Loss
Trump Won Two Online Polls, Therefore He Won The Debate, IT'S CALLED SCIENCE, ELECTION OVER!
Melania's #BeBest Campaign Against Christmas And Refugee Children Runs Aground
DHS Officials Advised To Be Nice When Talking About Kenosha Shooter, Who Had A Rough Day
Pics Show There Are Two Types Of Girls In The World. Tabs, Fri., Oct. 2, 2020
Happy Birthday Jimmy Carter, The Actual #BeBest
So About President McDeals's $70 Million Tax Refund ...
Trump Campaign: WAAAAAAH DEBATES ONLY FAIR IF TRUMP GETS TO CHEAT WAAAAAAH!
Corporate Evildoers Beware: Katie Porter Has A Whiteboard And She's Not Afraid To Use It
Remember Two Nights Ago When Trump Said 'We Don't Know' What Amy Coney Barrett Thinks About Roe?
FBI Warns Boogaloo Extremists Also Standing By For Some Civil War, So There's That
Michele Bachmann Won't Let Commie Chinese Fill American Barns With Pre-Printed Fake Ballots
Trump-Loving, Mosque-Bombing Terrorists Planned Attacks In Multiple States, Say Feds
We're Beginning To See Why Brad Parscale Might Be Going Li'l Bit Bugf*ck
Did You Send Trump A Thank You Note For Your Trump Food Box From Donald Trump?
Media Finally Notices That Trump’s An Asshole At Debates
DNI John Ratcliffe Laps Ron Johnson In 'Shameless Sharing Of Russian Propaganda' Contest
Charles (Schumer) In Charge (Of US Senate)
Trump Going Full Asshole At The Debate Isn’t Going To Fix His Women Voter Problem
In 1676 A Possessed Nun Wrote A Message From The Devil. Tabs, Thurs., Oct. 1, 2020
How To Trump-Proof The Next Debate, For America's And His Own Safety
Trump So Sad Random Goons Not Allowed To Intimidate PA Voters
Trump Admin As Good At $300 Million Coronavirus Propaganda Campaign As Everything Else It Touches
We Are All 'Ruthie' From Frank Luntz's Focus Group, Calling Trump A 'Crackhead'
Republicans Patiently Waiting For President Proud Boy To Explain How Not Racist He is
The One Good Moment In Last Night's Debate, Except For When Biden Told Trump To STFU
Donald Trump Is Running Against America
Wonkette's Five Factchecks Of What The F*ck We Could Hear Him Lying
President Klan Robe Gives Shout Out To His Proud Boys
DNI John Ratcliffe Doesn't Like US Intel Assessments, Declassifies Russian One Instead
Georgia Voters Choosing Rev. Raphael Warnock Over Lady Who Compared Herself To Attila The Hun
20 Animals That Are Real And Dangerous! Tabs, Wed., Sept. 30, 2020
Biden's Words Vs. Trump's Urine: Your First Presidential Debate Liveblog!
Someone Please Make A Caper Movie About These Postal Workers Refusing To Ratf*ck The Mail
GOP Wants ‘Investigation’ Into Whoever Leaked President Broke Ass’s Tax Returns
Poll Porn: Americans Being Goddamn Grownups About Waiting For Votes To Be Counted
60 Minutes Takes Down Trump's Favorite WALL Builder, Like Worse Than Rio Grande Erosion Even
Relax, Gays. Eric Trump Is Not One Of Us. (We Don't Think.)
Trump Loves Black People So Much He Wants To Spare Them Burden Of Ever Voting Against Him
No Russia In Trump's Tax Returns? Shut Your Mouth, Jim Jordan.
CDC Director Calls Trump's COVID-19 Advisor, Scott Atlas, Weak, Sad Poop
Trump Thinks Religious People Are Chumps. But They Think He's The Second Coming. Go Figure.
Ex-White House Doc Ronny Jackson Knows Who Is On Drugs And It Is LOOK OVER THERE
Colorado Police Holding Political Prisoners Like Common Third-World Autocracy, Totally Normal
Mollie Hemingway Pretty Sure Everybody Takes $70,000 Hairstyle Deduction On Their Taxes
Disturbing Images Caught by Trail Cams Will Give You the Creeps! Tabs, Tues., Sept. 29, 2020
There’s Nothing Funny About Brad Parscale Beating His Wife
Ex-Director Of Refugees Brags About Forcing Teens To Give Birth Against Their Will
Uncle Joe’s Gonna Flip Nebraska’s Second District On Trump’s Ass
Your Tiny Home Goes Back To The Great Depression
Looks Like Trump Paid Ivanka $747,622 To Consult Herself
GOP: Who Cares Trump’s A Tax Cheat When Hunter Biden’s Still At Large?
$300 Million For HHS COVID-19 Propaganda Ads With Dennis Quaid? This Is Fine.
Donald Trump Certain Joe Biden’s Gonna Lance Armstrong His Way To Debate Victory
Trump's War On TikTok Not Going Well
Brother, Can You Spare Two Literal Dimes For Donald Trump’s Tax Bill?
Brad Parscale Avoids Permanent Solution To Temporary Problem, Whew That Could Have Been TERRIBLE
Matt Lieberman Continues Family Business Of F**king Over Democrats
Trump Just Gonna Keep Having His Free-Range COVID-19 Fests Until Everyone’s Dead
Maid Cleaning House Flips When She Sees The Owner! Tabs, Mon., Sept. 28, 2020
Alaska's US Senate Surprisingly Close, Because Alaska Doesn't Do Predictable
Kyle Rittenhouse, Conservative America’s Teen Dream Killing Machine
GOP Already Being Extremely Ghoulish About Supreme Court Nomination
Who Had 'Brain-Eating Amoebas In Texas' On Their 2020 Bingo Card?
DeAnna Lorraine Knows 'The Masked Singer' Was Part Of This Whole Coronaplot ... Thing
Trump Bans Diversity Training In The Name of Diversity
Proud Boys To Terrorize Portland Today — Governor Declares State Of Emergency
Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is I Don't Know, It Is Really Late At Night You Guys
NICE TIME! Judge Overturns Stupid Montana Law That Made It Harder For Native Americans To Vote
Post Office Undoes *Most Of* Louis DeJoy's F*ckery, We'll Take The Win
FBI Director Wray Testifies Truthfully About Elections, And Mark Meadows Is NOT HAVING IT
Georgia Ready To VTMFOA (Vote The Motherf**ker Out Already)
Judge, Fox Lawyers Agree: No 'Reasonable Person' Would Believe Tucker Carlson
Donald Trump Fixes Healthcare With $6.6 Billion Bribe To Seniors, Words
Method Actor Slam Poet Sarah Palin Does ... Thing
Kayleigh McEnany: Christ, What An Asshole
Florida Man Rick Scott Wants To Throw Away Your Absentee Ballot
Are We To Assume That The Right Now Thinks Ruby Ridge And Waco Were Justified?
Studio 54 Photos That Are No Longer Socially Acceptable! Tabs, Fri., Sept. 25, 2020
Click Here If You Hate Lindsey Graham's Guts!
Justice Department Is Melania's Personal Lawyer Too Now We Guess!
Normal Minnesotans Oddly Unreceptive To Random Weirdass QAnon Mailings
Kroger Store Demands Employees Replace BLM Buttons With Bland Corporate Wristbands
Why Bill Barr So Mad? Maybe Because John Durham Ain't Got SH*T For Him.
Tucker Carlson Knows Racism Isn't A Problem In America Because Black People Move Here
Kentucky Justice For Breonna Taylor: One Cop Charged With 'Whoopsie!'
Is 'Handmaid's Tale' Judge Literally ENDORSED BY GOD? These Wackjobs Think So!
NY Judge Making Eric Trump Keep Hot Subpoena Date With NY Attorney General
Still-Deranged Michele Bachmann Warns Biden Will Bring Communism To USA In First 100 Days
He Said It. He's A Fascist. Plan Accordingly.
America's Millionaires Are Fleeing — Should You? Tabs, Thurs., Sept. 24, 2020
Atlanta Exotic Dancers Shamelessly Objectify Voting In 'Get Your Booty To The Poll' PSA
Who Wants To Watch Dr. Fauci Sh*t On Rand Paul And Call Him A Bad Doctor?
Rachel Maddow Finds CDC Director Sh*tting Bed, And Floor, Some Walls, The Ceiling
Ron Johnson, Walking Simpson's 'You Tried' Gif, Releases Biden Ukraine Report
Trump Planning Literal Actual Fascist Takeover Of America, And Dipsh*t Don Jr. Gets To Help!
NRA Happy So Many Americans Buying 'Freedom Seeds.' Bullets. They Mean Bullets.
Mike Pence Pretty Sure Dear Leader's SCOTUS Pick Already Confirmed, BY DADDY TRUMP JESUS
Ivanka Trump, Bill Barr Promise $100 Million To Fight Human Trafficking, Win QAnon Votes
Donald Trump Can't Stop Going On About How Much He Loves Cops Beating Up Reporters
Who's A Craven, Soulless, Hypocritical GOP Senate Sh*theel? ALL OF THEM, KATIE
Trump Celebrates 200,000 Deaths By Spreading COVID Disinfo At Germapalooza MAGA Rally
Mail Delivery Started Sucking Right After Louis DeJoy Became Postmaster General
Robert Mueller Might Have Found A Trump-Russia Conspiracy, But He Was Scared
Pentagon Spent Coronavirus PPE Money On War Stuff Instead Of PPE
CIA Says Putin 'Probably' Personally Directing Biden Attacks. Sounds Like FBI And NSA Agree!
On Top Of Everything Else, How About A Nice Government Shutdown?
Is Amy Coney Barrett's Catholic Jesus Batsh*t Cult Literally 'The Handmaid's Tale'?
Kelly Loeffler Ad Reaches Out To Suburban Moms Who Love Attila The Hun
Trump CDC Issues New Coronavirus Guidance: DOY DOY DOY WE DUNNO
Monster-in-Law Horror Stories! Tabs, Tues., Sept. 22, 2020
GOP Would Hate For You To Think They're Not Craven POSes
There's A Close Senate Race In Mississippi. Yes, We Said Mississippi!
Uber For Evictions Is Peak 2020
Donald Trump Keepin' It Classy, As Always
Donald Trump Loves Puerto Rico. Or At Least The Puerto Ricans Currently Resident In Florida.
It's Time To Be Absolute Motherf*ckers
Just Bill Barr Unpersoning Some Entire Cities For Donald Trump
Big Pharma Declines To Bribe Seniors For Trump
Republicans Want To Hurt Us And We Are Not Obligated To Be Friends With Them
25 People Caught Twisting The Truth On The Internet! Tabs, Mon., Sept. 21, 2020
Lindsey Graham Wants Us To Use His Words Against Him
Murkowski Says She Won't Vote To Replace RBG Until After The Election, So There's That
Class Acts Wohl And Burkman Hysterically Scream At People Mourning Ginsburg's Death
We're Just Really, Really Going To Miss Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Of Course Trump And Mitch McConnell Can't Wait To Pick An RBG Replacement
Just Another Disgruntled Ex-White House Staffer Who Thinks Trump Ain’t S**t
Trump Rumored To Be On Hunt For New FBI Director To Confirm Every Wrong Thing He Believes
Wonkette's Top 10 Is What Now, Oh Right
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, 1933-GODDAMMIT.
Let’s Enjoy Some Epic Trump Flop Sweat!
Marsha Blackburn, Level Eighteen Constitution Understander!
It's Almost Never A Good Idea To Click On An Article About Van Morrison
Feds Just Curious About Maybe Using A Freakin’ HEAT RAY On DC Protesters
How Princeling Jared Kushner Saved Us All From The COVID, Or The Opposite Of That
Trump Gonna Make All The Kids As Stupid About History As Dinesh D'Souza
Joe Biden Slaps Trump Upside Head At His RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED CNN Town Hall
The Federalist Has An Argument About 'Cuties' And Gay 'Grooming', Stop Laughing, It's TERRIBLE.
Mark Levin: Black Lives Matter Wants To Topple Confederate Statues Just Like Confederacy ... Huh?
Tenant Farming (But Make It Fashion)
Never Touch This When Staying In A Hotel Room! Tabs, Fri., Sept. 18, 2020
Post Office Was Gonna Mail Everybody Free Masks But Didn't Because Masks Are SCARY!
Trump's Covid Radiologist Joins Snowflake SLAPP Suit Hurt Feefees Club
We Need To Talk About How Trump Is Trying To Kill Us With 'Herd Mentality'
Bill Barr Is Out Of F*cking Control
'It Felt Like Tentacles:' Model Describes Being Forcibly Groped By Donald Trump
Delaware Republicans Chose This QAnon, Flat-Earther, Drug Dealer To Be Their Senate Latex Salesman
Here, Have Some Unhinged Batsh*t From President DearLeader McGoodWords
Alan Dershowitz Sues CNN For Playing His Own Words
Losing More Hair Than Usual? You're Not Alone! Tabs, Thurs., Sept. 17, 2020
SEPTEMBER SURPRISE! Trump Still About As Popular As Cat Vomit
HHS Loon Michael Caputo Taking Leave To Spend More Time With His Mental Health, If Any
Hey, Check Out This Totally Real ‘Democrat Voters Against Biden’ Group!
Bill Barr Being Lying Pigf*ck Again
SC Anti-Mask Protesters Think COVID-19 Wuz Fraaaamed
Charlie Kirk's 'Non-Profit' Pays American Teens To Staff Kremlin-Style Troll Farm. USA! USA!
Trump Dick-Punches Self Repeatedly While George Stephanopoulos Watches
No, Joe Biden Does Not In Fact Want To F**k Tha Police
Trump Loves The Troops! (The Russian Troops, Anyway!)
Some Small Justice For Breonna Taylor
You've Never Seen Luxury Like This On A Cruise Ship! Tabs, Wed., Sept. 16, 2020
Trump Gives Netanyahu Fake 'Key To White House' To Celebrate Fake Peace Deal. So That's On Brand!
WA GOP State Rep. Stars In One-Woman Performance Of 'The Exorcist'
Donald Trump: What Am Climate?
Michael Caputo Is Just The Tip Of The Bugf*ck Iceberg
We've Reached 'Forced Hysterectomies' Chapter Of Nazi Playbook
Courts Don't Have Time For Green Party's Bullsh*t
Senate's Dumbest Republican Schedules Russian Attack On Election For 'In About A Week'
GA Sen. David Perdue Might Have To Dump Trump Like A Bad Stock
A Significant Portion Of The American Public Has Gone Absolutely Bugf*ck
The Surefire Trick For Reheating Cold Coffee! Tabs, Tues., Sept. 15, 2020
Can Somebody Please Find Trump Idiot Michael Caputo's Pacifier?
Bumbling Slapstick Duo 'Burkman And Wohl' Stage Fake FBI Raid, Get Caught Almost Immediately
No, They Did Not 'Legalize Pedophilia' In California
Sunday Show Hosts Factchecked Trump Idiots In Real Time This Weekend, Like Common Journalists!
Bill Barr's 'Investigate The Investigators' Obamagate Drug Deal Just Lost Its Lead Investigator
Trump COVID-19 Jamborees Neither ‘Protests' Nor ‘Peaceful'
Florida Latinos Getting Hit Over Head With QAnon-sense
Georgia Cops Beat Up Black Guy For Reasons Police Union Will Probably Come Up With Later
President Streisand Effect's Ratf*cking Tweets Turn Into Helpful PSA On Mail-In Voting
Trump Campaign Confuses Black Churchgoers With Biden-Loving Rioters
Masks Are Demonic Ritual To Make People Compliant, Says Former Missouri GOP Hopeful
Another Day, Another Super-Stupid, Super-Spreader Trump Rally
Sheriff's Deputy Recommends Rightwing Militia Plant Knife On Anyone They Happen To Murder
President Mob Boss Vows ‘Retribution’ On Anarchists Who Eat Food Off Rich People’s Plates
If Your Indoor Cat Vomits (Do This Every Day). Tabs, Mon., Sept. 14, 2020
One Million Moms Are Very Mad About 'Fruit Bowls.' That Is Not A Euphemism.
Tom Cotton Running Unopposed Thanks To Good Ol' Ratf*ck Of Democratic Candidate
Susan Collins 'Very Concerned’ Maine Voters Will Notice Her Spine’s On The Back Of A Milk Carton
Confederate Treason Statue Escorted Off Premises Of Charlottesville County Court House
Ex-Colonel Involved In 1989 El Salvador Jesuit Murders Finally Going To Prison
QAnon Devotee Marjorie Taylor Greene's Challenger Dropped Out And That ... That's Not Good
Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN
Is 'Saying Their Name' Some Sort Of Witchy Voodoo Hoodoo? Wingnut Says Yes!
Greg Gutfeld Is In Fear For His Life! Greg Gutfeld Is In Fear For His Life!
Turns Out Rudy's Been Colluding With Russian Spies All Along. Whaaaaaaat???
Next CDC Coronavirus Recs Gonna Tell All Elementary Schools To Open Restaurants
Rightwing Militia Creeps Holding Reporters At Gunpoint In Oregon
Trump Crowns Himself New Winston Churchill At Michigan Superspreader Jamboree
Hate Preacher So Sad School Won't Let His Daughter Wear Homophobic Shirt To School
Trump Bragged To Bob Woodward About Letting Prince Bone Saw Get Away With Murder
How Are Trump A-Holes Lying About Election Hacking Intel? Here's A Clue!
Western USA Burning Like End Of World. Because Climate Change.
Things You Want To Reconsider Wearing On A Plane. Tabs, Fri., Sept. 11, 2020
Trump Thought Bob Woodward Would Be *Impressed* With Him. That's It, That's The Joke.
Dr. Phil Fails To Tell Woman Her Missing Daughter Was Not 'Tortured For Adrenochrome'
Was Trump Acting As POTUS When He Said E. Jean Carroll Not Hot Enough To Rape?
Trump Blows Off Debate Prep To Shoot The Sh*t With Larry Kudlow And Make Fun Of Biden's Stutter
Erick Erickson: Trump Lied About COVID To Protect The Liberals Who Wouldn't Have Believed Him
Donald Trump Wants Ted Cruz, Tom Cotton To Join Supremes
Nevada Shuts Down Trump’s Planned Maskless Moron Rallies. Sad!
Wonksplainer: Whar Corona Vaccine? – The Sequel!
Meet The Part-Time Assistant Professor Who Gets To Tell Fauci What To Do
Oh Nothing, Just Trump Calling Generals 'Pussies' And Spilling Nuclear State Secrets
Incredibly Rare Crossbreed Dogs That Are Breaking The Internet! Tabs, Thurs., Sept. 10, 2020
Ben Sasse Has Idea: More Senate Slumber Parties, Less Democracy!
1,000 People In Georgia Voted Twice, Donald Trump So Proud
Black 7th Grader Busted For Criminal Possession Of Toy Gun In Own Home
Thom Tillis Staffer Helpfully Suggests Woman With Cancer Go Naked Or Something? Unclear.
Sturgis Motor-Bike Rally: Superspreader Event, Or SuperDUPERspreader Event?
OF COURSE Rachel Maddow Got The Michael Cohen Interview. OF COURSE.
GOP Convention Rager Wrecks Brand New Rose Garden, Trump Distracts Press By Wrecking America
Gender Reveal Party Creator Regrets Inspiring Idiots To Set Sh*t On Fire
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Lying For Donald Trump Again, This Time Off The Clock!
Rochester Police Chief Retires Because Y'all Being Really Prissy About The Man They Smothered
No Quid Pro Quo, But Did Michael Cohen Ask Jerry Falwell To Do Trump A Favor, Though?
People Can't Figure Out This Brain Test. Tabs, Wed., Sept. 9, 2020
Military Brass Doesn't Love Trump Saying All They Wanna Do Is Sh*t, F*ck And Fight
Mitch McConnell Can't Wait To Blame Democrats For Killing Crap Stimulus GOP Might Not Even Support
HOT NEW PETER STRZOK TEXT Says Trump Totally F-ing Compromised By Russia
Violent Trump Supporters Gather In Oregon For Stupid Bigot Convention
Oh No Who Spent All The Trump Campaign Money It's A Mystery For Sure
Postmaster General Louis DeJoy May Have Done A Tiny Bit Of Criming On His Way To Wrecking The Mail
Kamala Harris’s Sneakers Are Made For Walking On Trump’s Stupid Face
VA Sec Wilkie Doesn't Just Look Like Baby Dinosaur Bill Barr, He Lies Like Him Too!
It's 56 Days Until The Election, And Trump Still Hates The Troops
Trump Kills Off Summer With Lie-Filled Labor Day Press Conference
The Worst Design Trends Over The Last 30 Years. Tabs, Tues., Sept. 8, 2020
Let's Talk About Some Awesome Ladies Of The Labor Movement!
Wonkette Labor Day Weekend Movie Party: 1954's 'Salt of the Earth'
North Carolina Can Vote Now To Elect Cal Cunningham And Flip The Senate. Just Vote Once, Please.
Stay Home This Labor Day With Questionable Movie Choices
Trump Wants Fox Reporter Who Confirmed Atlantic Story Fired For Hurting His Wee Feelings
Boogaloo Bois Arrested For Trying To Join Up With Hamas
Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is SCARY MONSTERS!
QAnon Candidate Just Posing With Huge Gun Next To The Squad, What's Wrong With That?
Bill Barr Just A Big Ol' Liar About Absentee Voter Fraud, Who Knew?
Rightwing Twitter So Mad Facebook Cancelled Richard Jewell, 8 Years Before Facebook Existed
WH Flacks Insist Donald Trump Loves Troops Most Donald Trump Loves Troops Most Donald T
Suspect In Portland Shooting Shot And Killed By The Officers Sent To Arrest Him
Wow, Trump And Russia Totally Agree On Mail-In Voting! Probably A Big Coincidence!
Trump's Debate Plan? Try To Make Biden Stutter. Because These People Are FILTH.
We Say 'Defund The Police' Because We Don't Want You Shoving A Guy's Face In The Ground Till He Dies
Rep. Clay Higgins Loves Gun Rights So Much He'll Gladly Murder Black Militia Dudes
Trump Barfs Out Meaningless Order To Defund 'Anarchist Cities.' Blahblahblah.
Dear US Military: This Is What Your Commander-In-Chief Really Thinks Of You
26 Stupid Breakup Stories That Will Make Your Eyes Roll. Tabs, Fri., Sept. 4, 2020
The Election Is In Two Months. PLAN YOUR F*CKIN' VOTE!
Donald Trump Never Said 'Vote Twice,' He Said 'Boat Mice'
Miss America Is Canceled This Year. We Don't Have To Do It Next Year Either. Or Ever Again.
Missing Wonkette Posts Got You Down?
Bill Barr: Come For The Fascism, Stay For The Unhinged White Supremacist Bullsh*t!
Ted Cruz, Friends: If We Lie About Abortion Pill REAL BAD Can We Get FDA To Ban It?
Psycho-Fascist Bill Barr Tells Wolf Blitzer How 2020's Trump Election-Stealing Gonna Work
We Just Put A Human Rights Official On List Of 'Terrorists Not Allowed To Do Business With America'
Trump Tells Idiot Followers To Vote Twice, To Prove Voter Fraud Is Real
For (Sadly Not) The Last Time, 'GIIIIIIINA Isn't Doing Sh*t To Help Joe Biden
Trump Admin Half-Asses An Eviction Moratorium, Hooray!
30 Petty Yet Satisfying Revenge Stories. Tabs, Thurs., Sept. 3, 2020
Is Another One Of Trump's 'All The Best People' About To Be Indicted?
Trump Admin Releases 'Still More Census F*ckery,' Worst Anthology Ever
President No-Strokey Acting Kiiiiiiinda Strokey If You Ask Us
Acting Chad Blocks Memo On Russian Efforts To Flog 'Biden Dementia' Storyline. NO COLLUSION!
'Because I Want It' Not A Winning Senate Race Message For Young Joe Kennedy
Liberty U Hires Forensic Team To Shine 'CSI' Jizz Light On Jerry Falwell Jr.
Seattle Police Don’t Care What Matters For Y’all. Only Goal’s To Keep That Money Flowing.
Joni Ernst Castrates COVID Science While Iowa Burns
Bill Barr Big Mad About COVID-19 Nursing Home Deaths Now, Long As He Can Blame Democrats
Conservatives Gonna Keep Idolizing Kyle Rittenhouse Until There's A New One Each Week
How QAnon Is Backing Conspiracy Theorist’s Bizarre Claim To The Throne. Tabs, Wed., Sept. 2, 2020
White House Doc Says Trump's Sexxx Body Bangin' As Ever (BLINK TWICE IF KNIFE TO HEAD, DUDE)
Look At These White Football Coaches Believing Black Lives Matter, Is That Even Legal?
NO MINI-STROKES! NO MINI-STROKES! OOPS, DID I JUST SAY MINI-STROKES?
Trump Adviser's Smart New Pandemic Strategy: Let God Sort 'Em Out
Trump Cures COVID With $250M Happytalk Propaganda Campaign
KY Prosecutor Offered Convicted Felon Plea Deal If He’d Just Give Up Still-Dead Breonna Taylor
There Was No Russia Investigation
How Did Imaginary Planeloads Of Antifa Supersoldiers Get From Boise To Trump's Head?
Trump Defends Supporters' Inalienable Right To Kill People
Federalist Lady Very Mad At VMAs For Being Politically And Socially Relevant
Appeals Court Fishes Unflushable Michael Flynn Out Of The Bowl For One More Go
'Trump Stooge' John Ratcliffe Knows Russia Attacking Election, But SHHHHH IT'S A SECRET
This Is A Bridesmaid’s Dress You’d Wear More Than Once! Tabs, Tues.,Sept. 1, 2020
Joe Biden Helpfully Reminds Donald Trump Who's President, What Day It Is, Which One Is 'Camel'
Senate's Dumbest Republican Just Real Broken Up About What Happened In Kenosha
Herman Cain Speaks From Beyond Grave, Says Thing That Killed Him Not So Bad After All
More US Troops Riding With Biden Than Saluting President Bone Spurs
'Christians Against Dinosaurs' Group Fails To Force Arizona T. Rex Into Extinction
Does GOP Rep. Ken Buck Think You Have To Pay People To Hate Rand Paul?
Wisconsin Governor, Portland Mayor Beg Trump To Stay Away, Stop Making Sh*t Worse
GOP Wishes You’d Forget How Many Times They've Tried To Kill Obamacare Dead
What The Hell Kind Of Monster Deceptively Edits An Ady Barkan Video?
White House Knew Kushner Security Clearance Was Very Uncool, Very Unlegal
‘Devil Made Me Racist’ Actual Defense From N-Word-Dropping Ex-Arkansas Sheriff
Racist, Fascist, Coronavirus-Denying President Surprisingly Unpopular
Classic Film Stars Who Were Actually Really Weird. Tabs, Mon., Aug. 31, 2020
Trump Retweets Covidiot's Bizarre Claim That 'Only 6%' Of COVID-19 Deaths Are Real
In Texas, MJ Hegar Hopes To Flush 'Big John' Cornyn Out Of US Senate
No, White People, Joe Biden Doesn’t Need A ‘Sister Souljah Moment’
Who The Hell Is The Target Market For This Election 2020 Chess Set?
New Hampshire 'Macho Man' Trumpist Casually Suggests Reporter Watch Out For Bombs
Militia Member Ominously Warns Modesto's Straight Pride Event Won't Be 'Family Friendly'
Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Says Hello Sailors!
Jesse Lee Peterson Found Out That People Have Oral Sex And He Is Not Okay
What's This? Coronavirus Is Still Here? The Deuce You Say!
GOP's Colorado 'Law And Order Candidate' Lauren Boebert Kind Of Bad At Law, Order
Judge Tells Anti-Trans School Board To Do Anatomically Impossible Things To Itself
A Well-Connected QAnon Guy Is Representing The Teen Who Shot, Killed Kenosha Protesters
Rand Paul Shouted To Death On Streets Of DC, Recovers In Time To Describe Martyrdom To Fox & Friends
Donald Trump's RNC Speech Probably Sounded Better In The Original German
If Trump Org Can Charge Secret Service $4,000 For 'Resort Fees,' Yeah. It's Gonna Do That.
CDC Changed Testing Guidelines Over Dr. Fauci's Dead Body (Don't Worry, He Got Better)
'Better Than Adderall!' Say University Students! Tabs, Fri., Aug. 28, 2020
Here Is The Thread For Not Watching Donald Trump Roll In His Own Sh*t For Three Hours
Is Lindsey Graham Trying To Use QAnon To Further The Right's War On Social Media? (Yes)
Jared Kushner Is Here To Tell Black America How To Protest Good, So Listen Up, LeBron
There's A Reason Why 'Don't Bring A Knife To A Gun Fight' Is A Saying
RNC Night Three: The Enstupiding
Evil Ken Doll Mike Pence Says Some Lie Words At The RNC
Tucker Carlson Leads Mass Swoon Over Teen Dream/Homicidal Maniac Kyle Rittenhouse
Vindman Brothers Burning Down NSC From BEYOND THE RETIREMENT GRAVE
Weird Dilbert Guy Presents Airtight Case: Joe Biden Might Be Satan
Sportsball Declares General Strike Against Police Violence
Florida Court Rules School Reopening Utterly F*cking Insane
These Wedding Gowns Made The Guests Uncomfortable! Tabs, Thurs., Aug. 27, 2020
His Childhood Nickname Was 'Bubbles.' It's Mike Pence Night At The RNC!
Ayanna Pressley, The Gals Make A Fine Pie Out Of Postmaster General Louis DeJoy
What Next, CDC? Gonna Tell Us To Bleach The Coronavirus Away?
Kenosha Gunman Should’ve Finished Police Academy Before Shooting People
RNC Speaker Abby Johnson Knows If Cops Profile Own Black Son, He'll Have It Coming
And Now For Your Daily Update On Jerry Falwell's Dick
Melania Trump Speaks Without Michelle Obama Moving Her Lips, Everyone’s So Impressed.
RNC Night Two: Let's Count The Federal Crimes!
Hey, Know Who ELSE Donald Trump Likes To Pardon?
Hillary Clinton: Never Give Up, Never Surrender
The State Of The Republican Party Is ... F*cking Delusional
How To Do Diamonds If Minimalism Is Your Thing. Tabs, Wed., Aug. 26, 2020
Will Melania Say Michelle Obama's DNC 2020 Speech In Pig Latin? RNC, Night Two!
Person. Woman. Man. BABIES ON SPIKES! MY PILLOW!1!!11!!1!1!!!!!
There's Big Coronavirus News! So Obviously Trump Lying About How Big.
Chris Janicek Is Telling You He’s Not Going, In A Gross, Sexist Text
Utah Wingnuts Called For High School 'No Mask Monday' Protest. Hero Teens Said 'No Thanks, Jerks!'
Jerry Falwell Getting Out Of Bed With Liberty U, Will Watch It From The Corner
Nikki Haley, Tim Scott Hail Donald Trump’s Victory Over The Racism Joe Biden Unleashed On America
79,000 Batsh*t Moments From RNC Night One (Only Half Were Kimberly Guilfoyle)
Melania Trump’s RNC Speech Will Contain 50 Percent More Of Her Own Words Or Your Money Back!
Junior Begs For President Daddy's Love At RNC, Still Isn't President Daddy's Favorite
Missing Republican Convention Platform Is Perfect Metaphor
Jeff Flake Wants To Keep Looking At Chiseled Face In The Mirror, Endorses Joe Biden
No Navajos Appear To Be Involved In 'Navajos For Trump,' But Charlie Kirk Sure Is
12 Reasons You Should Keep Those Old CDs. Tabs, Tues., Aug. 25, 2020
It's Don Jr. Night At The RNC, And We Are (Not) Liveblogging It!
Tune In For The RNC's Night Of 1,000 Stars Named Trump
A Soupçon Of GOP Pre-Convention Bullsh*t!
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. JERRY!
RNC Resolution On Hate Groups Has Nothing To Do With 'Rejecting Hate Groups'
Farewell, Lying Lie-Face Kellyanne Conway, You Won’t Be Missed
How Do You Have A Satanic Pedophile Cannibal Cabal With No Complaining Victims?
GOP Fully On Board With Crackpot QAnon-Curious Candidate Marjorie Taylor Greene
Rats Are Eating Up All Your Fruit Baskets Because Of Trump's Post Office F*ckery
Who Wants To Talk About Jerry And Becki Falwell's Sex Life?
Police Shot Black Man In The Back In Kenosha, Wisconsin, Because This Sh*t Never Ends
Actual Website Seeks 'Karens' To Review Dehumidifiers
Tennessee Republicans: Protesters Can Either Have Free Speech Or Voting Rights, Not Both
Melania Trump’s New White House Rose Garden Ready For Climactic Horror Movie Scene
Brew Your Best Cup Of Coffee Yet In An Air Fryer! Tabs, Mon., Aug. 24, 2020
'Donald Is Cruel:' Maryanne Trump Barry Dishes On Everything We Already Know About Her Brother
Oklahoma Has Chance To Rid Itself Of National Joke Jim Inhofe, If It Has A Lick Of Sense
Martha McSally Unveils New ‘Skip A Few Meals For My Losing Campaign’ Diet
Trump Tells Ridiculous Lie About Godless Communists At The DNC Removing God From The Pledge
Judge Says Trump's Gotta Pay Stormy Daniels $44,100 For Legal Fees
Don't Go To Any 'Save Our Children' Marches — They Are Not What You'd Think
Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Put A Cat On It!
Elizabeth Warren's Gonna Deal With The Post Office And Also All The Other Things
Hospital COVID-19 Data Going Back To The CDC. Or Maybe The Coast Guard.
Mike Pence Can't Go Anywhere Without Being Asked About QAnon, Satanic Cannibal Pedophiles
New Unemployment Claims Up Again. Good Thing We Renewed Those Bene ... Oh Sh*t
Drunk QAnon Lady Tried To Run Over Imaginary Pedophiles In Texas
President Pyro Threatens To Withhold FEMA Money Because California Too Lazy To Rake Forests
Joe Biden At DNC: Time To Make The Donuts!
Your New Boyfriend Miles Spilling More Beans About President Tinpot McLoudStupid
Oh Just Shut Up About The Postal Service, Nikki Haley
NYC Police Union Stands By Their Klansman
Toenail Fungus: One Cup Of This Will Get Rid Of It. Tabs, Fri., Aug. 21, 2020
Take A One-Way Trip To No-Malarkey-Ville! Your DNC Watch Party, Night Four!
Another Day, Another Judge Smacking President Loses-A-Lot Upside His Ass
And On The Fourth Day Of The DNC, The *POST OFFICE* *ARRESTED* *STEVE BANNON*
Coronavirus Means Fewer Prison Inmates To Fight California Wildfires. How's YOUR 2020?
Madam Vice President. That's It, That's The Headline.
All Trump Needs Is The Air That He Breathes And To Know That QAnon Loves Him
Nancy Pelosi: Postmaster Busted Up The Sorting Machines, Ain't Fixing NOTHING
Opening A Chase Bank At The Post Office Is Not 'Postal Banking.' That Is Not It At All.
Obama Just Saying If You Don't Get Your Sh*t Together And Vote, America Is Over
Trump ‘Cancels’ Goodyear Tires For Not Pledging Allegiance To MAGA
One Thing All Liars Have In Common (Be Prepared)! Tabs, Thurs., Aug. 20, 2020
KAMALA NIGHT! OBAMA NIGHT! DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION WATCH PARTY, NIGHT THREE!
NO COLLUSION! NO COLLUSION! You Know, Except For ALL THIS F*CKING COLLUSION!
Trump Tried To Sell Three Million American Citizens, As One Does
ICE Feeds Muslim Detainees Some Jesus-Fried Pork
But Other Than That, Steve Doocy, How Was The Theater?
Laura Loomer Wins Florida GOP Primary On Crackpot Bigot Platform
Pompeo Tells House Dems To Get F*cked, Rolls Over For Senate R's Biden Smear
ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ SNUBS JOE ... What? Oh? Never Mind
It's Manafort. It's Always Been Manafort. And The Senate Intel Committee Seems To Agree!
We’re Not Crying, You’re Crying, Watching Jacquelyn Asbie Nominate Joe Biden For President
Hooray! Postal Service Won't Be Blowed Up Any More
Donald Trump Secures Dead Victorian Lady Vote With Susan B. Anthony Pardon
Smirky Covington Teen, Gun-Waving St. Louis Couple Signed For GOP Convention. Where's Nuge?
Gwyneth Paltrow Owns One Of The Most Expensive Yachts In The World. Tabs, Wed., Aug. 19, 2020
Dr. Jill Biden, Stacey Abrams And AOC: Your DNC Night Two Watch Party!
This Joe Biden / Bruce Springsteen 'The Rising' Ad Makes YOU Cry, Not Us, Shut Up F*ck You
Rudy Giuliani Imagines Political Cat Fight Starring Kamala Harris, Michelle Obama
President Pandemic Knows Who's Lousy With COVID-19, And It Is New Zealand
Trump Keeps Jabbering About H1N1 And How Joe Biden Failed To Kill People With It
Little Marco Rubio Ain’t Got S**t On Eva Longoria
Meet Miles Taylor. Donald Trump Is VERY MAD AT MILES RIGHT NOW GRRR ARGH!
Coronavirus Shortens UNC Chapel Hill School Year By 51 Weeks Or So
Ha Ha Cardi B, You Just Got BIDENED!
Can Michelle Obama Just Address The Nation Every Night Until November 3?
8 Tricks To Remove Incriminating Blood From Your Carpet! Tabs, Tues., Aug. 18, 2020
Michelle Obama, Bernie And ... John Kasich? Well, OK ... Oh My! Your DNC Night One Livestream
Trump Reaches 'Call Fox & Friends And Whine About How Awesome He Is' Stage Of Grief
Someone Made A New Bananapants 'Satanic Pedo Cabal' QAnon Pizza Map, Looks Legit
Weirdo Wingnut Just Wants To Share His Creepy Sex Dream About Kamala Harris (Allegedly!)
Jared Kushner's Three 'R's For New School Year: Reading, 'Riting And 'Ronavirus
Why Would GOP 'Denounce' Rush For Calling Kamala Harris A 'Ho'? He's Just Like Them.
Yep, The Trump Campaign Is The Death Star. Just Not How They Think.
Mark Meadows Lied About The Post Office, And Jake Tapper Was Not Having It
Trish Regan’s Diss Of US Postal Service Stamped 'Return To Sender'
Belarusian People Done With A-Hole President's Sh*t
Eric And Lara Trump Have Thoughts About Biden’s ‘Insulting,’ ‘Discriminatory’ VP Pick
Anti-Choice Democrats Helpfully Offer Up List Of Legislators To Primary Next Year
Trump Ditches Fox News For New, Younger Sidepiece OANN
Trump Wants FDA To Take COVID Curing Tips From 'My Pillow' Guy
Brides Gone Wild: Bridesmaids Spill Their Craziest Bridezilla Stories! Tabs, Mon., Aug. 17, 2020
Trump Concerned Mail-In Voting Is The Thing That Will Make The World Laugh At Us
Rhode Island's Jack Reed Might Be The Niftiest Senator You've Never Heard Of
We Want To Believe Mike Espy Can Beat ‘Confederate Cindy’ In Mississippi Senate Rematch
Matt Schlapp To Own The Libs By Getting A Ton Of Parking Tickets
Infowars' Millie Weaver Arrested For Robbery, Domestic Violence — Not For Intrepid Journalism
Reporter Asks Trump About QAnon, Mass Arrests Fail To Ensue
Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Says: EVERYBODY INTO THE POOL!
Should We Freak Out Yet? Your Postal Service Fuckery Roundup
Gun Nut Blows Own Nuts Off, Is Hailed As Hero By Group Of Men Who Point Guns At Their Nuts
Trump Plans One Last White House Smash And Grab, For Old Times' Sake
Joe Biden Politicizes Pandemic, Calls For Mask Mandate EVEN THOUGH Trump Doesn't Want One!!!
How Stephen Miller Found Somebody Deplorable Enough To F*ck Him: A Love Story!
They Will Have To Rename Nobel Peace Prize The Trump Peace Prize Now, Suck It Libs
Senate's Dumbest Republican Also A Sniveling Toady If You're Into That Sort Of Thing
Donald Trump Won't Host G7, Can't Spell It Either
Person. Woman. Man. DEMOCRATS ARE GOING TO STEAL ALL THE ANIMALS ... TV!
Social Distancing And Masks Are Actual Satanic Rituals, Says Wisconsin Mom
Trump On Fox: Of Course I'm F*cking With The Post Office To Prevent Voting. Do I Look Stupid?
Jared Kushner Is Going To Hell
President Bigly Brain's Batsh*t Presser Went Lil' Bit Off The Rails Yesterday
How Did Burning Down The CDC's COVID-19 Data System Work Out? Probably Just Fine We Bet!
Trump Ready To Murder The Planet For Healthier, Shinier, Bouncier Hair
'Like Everything Else He Inherited, He Ran It Straight Into The Ground'
Helpful Missouri Gov Will Do Duly Elected Black Female Prosecutor's Job For Her, What A Helper!
Uber CEO Goes Full Bond Villain
GOP Makes Voting Great Again By Murdering Ballot Drop Boxes
Hey, One Of That Idiot's (Four) Executive Orders This Weekend Was Legal!
You Should Be Using A Stand To Pee Device. Tabs, Thurs., Aug. 13, 2020
Trump Idiots Demand Kamala Harris Release Her Long-Form Black Certificate
OMG Kamala Harris Is An Antifa Socialist Cop From Wall Street!
President Klan Robe Vows To Save All The Suburban White Ladies From Cory Booker’s Black Mobs
WTF Is Happening In Belarus? Well, It's VERY TRUMPY.
Florida Gov DeSantis Declares Flawless Victory Over COVID-19, Reality
Georgia About To Send First QAnon Conspiracy Nutjob To Congress
Martha McSally: Pobody's Nerfect!
Postal Service Just Removing Sorting Machines Before Election, No Big Deal
White House: Did We Say $400 In Emergency Unemployment? About That!
Sarah Palin Has Some Just Really Good Advice For Kamala Harris, Dontcha Know?
Kamala Harris Is Your New Vice President, Now Let's Go Win This Motherf*cker
Sarah Palin Was The Only Woman In 2008 To Endure Sexist Treatment, You Betcha
Meet The Ukrainian Idiot Laundering Russian Propaganda Into The Senate's Dumbest Republican's Brain!
Look At This F*cking Idaho Idiot
Louisville Cops SO ANNOYED People Still Protesting Breonna Taylor’s Murder!
Stephen Miller Not Saying Americans In Mexico Can't Come Home ... Yet
Russia Is Attacking The 2020 Election, You Idiots. Not Iran. Not 'GIIIIIIINA. Russia.
Fun With Unemployment Money, Trump-Style!
Ben Sasse Is Willing To Sacrifice Your Kids For College Football. Why Aren’t You?
Trump Says '1917' Pandemic Ended 'Second World War' And ... BRB, BUNKER TIME!
Covidiot Smash Mouth Guy Still Ain't The Sharpest Tool In The Shed
Trump Plans GOP Convention At White House Because F*ck It, If You're Gonna Steal, STEAL BIG!
Former Michigan Official Just Your Typical Non-Racist Who Won’t Stop Saying 'N-Word’
Trump Probably Can't Executive Order Social Security And Medicare Away, But He's Still Gonna Try
Kayleigh McEnany Has Excess Of Lies About 'Excess Capacity' Of COVID-19 Tests
Trump Idiots Explain Trump's Idiot Executive Orders Almost Perfectly On Sunday Shows
Pam Bondi Can’t Believe New York AG Letitia James. Just Can’t Believe Her At All!
QAnon/Pizzagate Conspiracists Try For Respectability Rebrand With #SaveTheChildren
Steven Mnuchin Delighted To Learn About 'WIC' Program For Poors, Isn't That Just Marvelous
Mark Meadows Leads White House Effort To Cure COVID-19 With PR Blitz
Donald Trump Has A Dream: His Gross Face On Mount Rushmore
Trump Can't Give Evangelical Christians The Power They Crave Without Our Permission
Trump Will Win Re-Election Over Post Office’s Dead Body
Colleagues Find Woman’s Bikini Photos Inappropriate, Give Her Ultimatum. Tabs, Mon., Aug. 10, 2020
Crowded Georgia School Now A Veritable Coronafest
Massachusetts Senate Primary: You Literally Can’t Go Wrong Here
Let's Keep This 'Jesus Doesn't Like Obamacare Because Poor Folks Are Lazy' Guy Out Of US Senate
Let's Meet Jo Jorgensen, The Libertarian Presidential Candidate Who Got Bit By A Bat!
A Big Win For Trans Students In The 11th Circuit!
250,000 Maskless, Clueless Bikers Descend On Small South Dakota Town
Trump's Pre-Existing-Conditions Shuffle Is Gonna Fool A Whole Lot Of People
E. Jean Carroll Wants Trump's DNA — And A Judge Says She Can Keep Trying To Get It
Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Was Like A Rhinestone Cowboy
Well Of Course They Had To Un-Suspend Georgia Student, Or She'd Still Be On CNN!
Florida Gov Ron DeSantis Orders All Schoolkids Back Into The Water
DC Circuit Tells Don McGahn To Shut Up And Sing
How Dare NY AG Catch NRA Execs Looting $64 Million From 'Charity'!
Progressive Underdog Marquita Bradshaw Wins TN Democratic Senate Primary On One-Eightieth The $$$
Dinesh D'Souza Has Found A Hill To Thigh On
July Unemployment Report Here, EVERYTHING FINE NOW HOORAY
KKK-Loving Alabama State Rep Arrested For Allegedly Forgetting Thou Shalt Not Steal
Biden Better Pick S.E. Cupp’s Ideal VP Or She’s Writing In Ronald Reagan’s Frozen Head
White House Now Outsourcing Sh*tty Hydroxychloroquine Takes To Weird Dilbert Guy
CIA Treating Senate's Dumbest Republican Like Toxic Dump Human He Is
Senate Republicans AWOL In Stimulus Negotiations, Trump Might Try Magic Instead
Oh No, Is Joe Biden Going To Spank The Lord Right On The Bottom?!
New York Sues To Put NRA Out Of Our Misery
Calm Down, Y'all! Georgia High School No More Crammed Full Of 'Rona Than Rest Of State!
Mississippi Judge Begs Supreme Court To Fix Its Made-Up 'Qualified Immunity' Sh*t
Jerry Falwell Sorry About All The [GULP!] Crotch
Where On Earth Does Mike Pompeo Keep Misplacing His Inspectors General?
The FBI Raided Jake Paul's House. If That Sentence Means Nothing To You, Click Here!
Facebook, Twitter Won't Let Trump Lie About Pandemic And Kids, How Is That Even Fair?
Uh Oh, Trump, Deutsche Bank Has Been Cooperating With The Manhattan DA!
Another Day, Another Devin Nunes Defamation Suit Gets Ground Into Hamburger
Mazie Hirono No Longer Has Time For Ted Cruz's Shit
How Stupid Do Republicans Think Black Voters Are? This Stupid.
GOP: Lazy-Ass Poor People Are Ruining This Pandemic For Everyone
'This Pampered Princeling Has Never Met A Problem He Couldn't F*CK UP'
'Big Tech’ So Biased Against Conservatives It’s Gonna Help Trump Win Re-Election
Donald Trump Wants Microsoft To Buy TikTok. And He Wants A Piece Of The Action.
Pentagon Officials Say Trump Full Of Sh*t On Beirut Explosion, As Usual
Trump's Crack Legal Team Sues To Make Nevada Voting Contagious Again
Mike Pence Helped Rapey MO Ex-Gov Greitens Get Navy Job Back, Because He Is The Nicest
Trump's Hourlong 'Fox & Friends' Therapy Session Went Well This Morning
Kris Kobach On His Way To Loser Town But Cori Bush Going To Congress
Hero Aurora Cops Terrorize Black Children, Give Them Coupon For Free Therapy
Trump Seeming More Confident Florida Will Be Rigged In His Favor
States Decide To Try Uniting For COVID-19 Testing
Is Manhattan DA Cyrus Vance Coming For ALL Trump's Naughty Fraudy Sh*t? Maybe!
Stop Trying To Make Schools Happen
Douche Offers Strawman Strawmington Argument For Why Corrupt Senate GOP Should Stay In Power
Rudy Giuliani Having Dementia Thoughts. Errrr, Thoughts On Dementia. Not His Own. Yep.
MSNBC Sends Chuck Todd Packing To Early Afternoon. He Won’t Be Missed.
James O'Keefe Trying To Entice Voting Rights Onto His Dildo Lube Boat
Trump Installs Rejected Sleazeball Anthony Tata At Pentagon, No Senate Required!
Trump's Axios Interview Was Pretty F*ckin' Deranged, Yeah?
Senate’s Dumbest Republican Still Thinks COVID-19 A Slightly More Annoying Flu
Stupidest Website On The Internet Says Russians Conspiring To Make QAnon Look Anti-Semitic
Wow, There Was Actually Someone Too Batsh*t Bigoted For The Trump Administration
17 Movies Where You Didn’t See The Twist Coming! Tabs., Tues., August 4, 2020
Little Marco Rubio Is Trump’s Big Latin America Adviser. No, Really.
Nancy Pelosi Sees The GOP's Bullsh*t Coming
'The Ingraham Angle' Knowingly Aired Stolen Footage Producers Were Told They Could Not Use
Trump Finds New Way To Ratf*ck Census, To Screw Democrats Long After He's Gone!
Trump Attacks Dr. Birx, Because We Guess He’s Intent On Exactly Zero Women Voting For Him
Just How Gross Is Every Powerful Man Who Spent Time With Jeffrey Epstein?
Creepy Blue Lives Matter Group Tricks Black Church Into Hosting Rally
Nevada Legalizes Safe Voting, So Trump Ragetweets GOP Into Another Pointless Lawsuit
Navy SEALs Sic Dogs On Colin Kaepernick Stand-In, For Racist Giggles!
GOP So Mad House Candidate's 'Private Moments' Of Alleged Domestic Violence Brought Up
GOP Senate Candidate Thinks Chinese Students Should Only Be Free To Learn ‘Freedom’
School Openings Have, Uh, Not Been Going Very Well
Kris Kobach Has Full Support Of Democrats Who Can’t Wait To See Him Lose Kansas Senate Race
Sara Gideon Generously Working To Help Susan Collins Retire From Senate
QAnon Idiots Marched On Hollywood To Demand Celebs Stop Eating Babies
President Patsy Still Working Part Time As Putin’s Press Secretary
Your Dream Of Spending $300 On A Fyre Festival Hat Could Come True This Week
Michigan Teen Who Didn't Do Her Homework Finally Free After Months In Juvie
Boston Bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Will Not Get The Death Penalty After All
Javanka Raked In Over $36 Million While Governmenting Last Year
Trump Banning TikTok, Surely Not Because The TikTok Teens Ruined His Tulsa Rally
Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Will Draw You A Picture
The Bloodhound Gang And The Mystery Of Congressman Cowpies' Hidden DHL Receipt!
Tucker Carlson Worries About 'Greasy' Barack Obama, Who's Just So Partisan
Twitter Now A David-Duke-Free Zone
Senate Republicans Take Long Weekend To Decide If You Should Be Able To Pay Your Rent Tomorrow
DHS Doing 'Intelligence Reports' On Journalists, Like In Real, Live Police State!
'Boogaloo' Terrorism Suspect Now Also Charged With Possession Of Child Pornography
Kushner's Crew Had A Coronavirus Plan, But Decided To Blame Blue State Govs Instead. LOL!
Post Office Suddenly Delaying Deliveries Months Before Election, What Could It Mean?
Trump Nominee Anthony Tata SO GROSS Even Republican Senators Said No
Barack Obama Got Political In John Lewis Eulogy! Shouldn't Civil Rights Stay Safely In The Past?
Happy Friday! Let's Talk About Mary Trump's Big Gay Interview!
Here Is Your House Coronavirus Hearing With Dr. Fauci And Two Clowns
Outdated Fashion Trends Old Women Still Wear! Tabs, Fri., July 31, 2020
Uh Oh, Michael Flynn, Deep State Might Still GONNA GITCHA
Rick Wiles: COVID-19 NOT God's Judgment Now That It's Hitting Red States
Even Republicans Agree: Trump Can STFU About Delaying The Election, That's What He Can Do
Republicans' COVID-19 'Liability Shield' Is So Much Worse Than You Thought
Sorry To Interrupt, But The Economy Seems To Be ON FIRE
Will The Deaths Of Herman Cain And Turning Point Co-Founder End The Anti-Mask Nonsense?
Here Is Your Thread For Watching Barack Obama Eulogize American Hero John Lewis
Trump Could Probably Kill DACA Legally But It’s Just More Fun The Other Way
BREAKING: Sh*tmouthed Authoritarian Wannabe Say Whaaaaaaat?
Lindsey Graham Would Also Like You To Know Jaime Harrison Is Black, Has Jewish Friend
Trump Gonna Protect Your Suburban Lifestyle Dream From Scary Scarers Like 'Cory Booker'
Rush Limbaugh Hates White Women So Much Right Now, He Just Called Them Black Men
Louie Gohmert JES' WONDERIN' If A Mask Gave Him The COVID-19
Texas Asshole Wants To Share Good News About ‘Mostly Elderly & Hispanics’ Dying From COVID-19
Loser Trump Giving Up On Michigan Because He’s A Loser
Coronavirus Roundup Part 'Louie Gohmert Has It Now'
Senate GOP Meets To Hash Out Stimulus Bill, Kick The Crap Out Of Each Other
If Trump's Feds Can Kidnap People Off The Streets, NYPD Don't Mind If It Do!
House Democrats Treated Bill Barr Like Sh*t Yesterday. He Deserved It.
Nevada Sheriff Loses Sh*t When Library Suggests Perhaps Black Lives Matter
Florida State Study Finds An Armed Society Is A More Dead Society
GOP Stimulus Bill Has Extra Helping Of 'You're Now Homeless'
Why Honor Memory Of John Lewis When You Can Frolic At Klan Amusement Park?
Trump Loves Dr. Demon Jizz And All Her Smart Doctor Pals. Let's Get To Know Them Better!
Love Means Sneaking $1.75 Billion Bailout For Trump Hotel Into COVID Aid Package
In Trump’s America, Violent Men Assault Women On The Street. They Are The Law.
GOP Finally Releases Coronavirus Spending Bill, And It's Just Fighter Jets And WALL
Actual US President Tweets Video Of Dr. Demon Slayer Pitching COVID-19 Miracle ‘Cure’
Police Say Richmond Riot Started By White Supremacists
Trump Fabricates Yankees Invite Because He Is Pathetic
Liveblogging Bill Barr's Lie Garbage, Because This Week Wasn't Terrible Enough Yet
Heeeeyyyy Georgia, Sen. David Perdue Would Like To Remind You Jon Ossoff’s A Jew!
Trumplethinskin Whining About Twitter's Trending Topics Now Because This Is Hell
This Thinly Sourced Internet Rumor Is Absolutely True! Tabs, Tues., July 28, 2020
The Following Things Are Wrong On The Internet Today
Trump Not Paying Respects To John Lewis Today, Because Trump Is Garbage
Ron DeSantis Never Gonna Be President Now
These Louie Gohmert Fans Seem Nice
Trump Inspired To Mild Action Against COVID-19 When He Heard Red State White People Might Die
Melania Trump Reminds Us She’s Still First Lady With Rose Garden Reno Project
Whoops! Fox News's Jesse Watters Walks Back Totally Accidental Praise For QAnon
Trump Got Closer To The Barstool Sports Guy Than You’ve Been With Your Nana For Past Four Months
Larry Kudlow Celebrates Booming Economy In Parts Of America Without COVID
Billionaire Steven Mnuchin So Tired Of COVID Jobless Flaunting Their Luxury Lifestyles In His Face
Can You Really Call It A 'Revival' If Everyone Comes Out Of It With Coronavirus?
Tom Cotton Says Founders Believed Slavery Was ‘Necessary Evil,’ So Checkmate, 1619 Project!
More Senate Republicans Looking Like They’ll Have To 'Find Something New' In 2021
29 Rom-Com Couples Whose Chemistry Leapt Off The Screen! Tabs, Mon., July 27, 2020
What Does It Mean For Conspiracy Theorists If Even Sinclair Won't Air Their Nonsense?
Kayleigh McEnany So Focused On COVID-19 Deaths That She’s Lying About 'Paw Patrol'
Drudge Sirens!: Tucker Carlson Says Matt Drudge Is Now A Woke Progressive Leftist
Federal Judges Okay Police State
GOPers Seriously Think Churches Are Regulated Differently Than Casinos Just To Persecute Christians
The One Million Moms Are Declaring War On Christmas
OAN Demands Twitter Stop Censoring QAnon Ideas Even They Won't Say On Air
Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Is Hungry Like A Wolf!
The Top 5 Trump Hannity Interview Answers Because You Weren't Yet Having A Stroke
NO, Maine TV Station, 84-Year-Old Motel Housekeeper Is NOT 'Heartwarming,' STOP THAT
Seattle Judge Lets Cops Rifle Through Reporters' Footage, Because Them And What Army?
DHS Admits One Or Twelve Tiny Oopsies, We Mean 'Lying To Judge.' Is That Okay?
Tucker Carlson Giddy Over Teargassing Of 'Secessionist' Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler
In Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, New York Times Sees Scheming Woman
David Brooks Sad No One Would Pay Dead Christopher Hitchens To Tell Women They Aren't Funny
Donald Trump Does Cancel Culture To GOP Convention In Jacksonville
'Plandemic' Lady And Larry Klayman Are Gonna Sue Dr. Fauci For Creating COVID-19
Watch The Obama/Biden 'Commercial' That's Making Trump Blow His Dumb Orange Gourd!
Trump's Dreams Of Invading Chicago Dashed By Bill Barr, Federal Law, Reality
GOP Stimulus Plan Just Big Blank With 'Fix Economy Here' Written In Crayon
Judge Says Bill Barr Full Of Sh*t, Sends Michael Cohen Back To Home-Jail
Twitter Banning QAnon Accounts Now May Be Too Little, Too Late
Who's America's Next Top HR Guy? A Pizzagate Conspiracy Believer Man!
Fox Doc Idiot Man VERY Proud Of Trump Doing 'Shark! Big Mac! Fire Truck! Pussy! Airp'ane!' In Order
For A Minute Sen. Ron Johnson Wanted To Make Juneteenth A Federal Holiday, But He Got Over It
FLAWLESS! Republicans Reach (Partial) Agreement (With Other Republicans) On New Coronavirus Bill
ICYMI: Joni Ernst Is Giant A-Hole
Bill Barr Is Literally Fake News
Well-Rounded Killer Derek Chauvin Also Accused Tax Cheat, Vote- Frauder
Move Over Lincoln Project, The Trump Campaign Also Too Makes The Coolest Ads!
Donald Trump Announces 'Surge' Against US Cities In Operation Infinite Desperation
Joe Biden Correctly Labels Donald Trump First Racist President Named Donald Trump
TELL US AGAIN, TRUMP. TELL US ABOUT YOUR PERFECT DEMENTIA TEST. TELL US.
Person Woman Man Camera TV. Tabs, Thurs., July 23, 2020
Florida Cooked The COVID-19 Books, Now State Is Up In Flames
Matt Gaetz Commits One Or Twelve Ethical Ooopsies, NBD
Lawsplainer! Trump Doing Illegal Fu@k-Sh*t To Census, Surprise!
Can Plucky Little Data Company Replace CDC In Middle Of Pandemic? Guess We'll Find Out!
Nobody Wants To Touch Mike Pompeo Or His Stinky Meat Hands
Rep. Ted Yoho ‘Apology’: Not Sorry God Made Me Call AOC A ‘F*cking B***h'
Biden Campaign Gonna Use Senate's Dumbest Republican Ron Johnson As Chew Toy Now
If Trump Can't Profit Off Campaign Contributions, The Terrorists Will Win
Mike Pompeo CANNOT BELIEVE Gall Of New York Times Saying Slavery Existed!
Trump Tries To Grift Golf Cash From UK Government
Joe Biden Gonna Make America A Nanny State, Literally
Senate GOP Worried Jobless Are Too Funemployed To Go Work In COVID-19 Mines
Trump Sends Warmest Regards To Accused Child Rape Ringleader Ghislaine Maxwell
Flamin' Hot Lovers Try Every Flamin' Hot Snack. Tabs, Wed., July 22, 2020
Laura Ingraham So Mad Joe Biden Won't Even Let Trump Be Dictator-For-Life :(
GOP Platform ‘B****es Be Crazy’ Sure To Keep Women From Leaving Party In Droves
Michael Cohen Says Bill Barr Locked Him In Solitary To Stop Book Critical Of Trump
Portland Has Own WALL — Of Moms!
Tom Cotton Compares Portland Protesters To Confederacy, Immediately Defends Their Future Statues
Trump To Give Chicago Old Razzle-Dazzle, The 'Federal Troops Invading US Cities' Kind
Fox's Newest Sexual Harassment Suit Somehow Even Worse Than You Thought
Joe Biden Sees Russia Coming, And He Is Going To Kick Their Ass
MO Gov. Mike Parson Wants To Throw Kids Into The Deep End Of COVID-19
Men's Rights Activist Lawyer Moves From Suing 'Ladies Nights' To Murder
Texas GOP Trying To Shore Up Ratings With Fan Favorite Crackpot/New Chair Allen West
Is Russia Using Senate's Dumbest Republican To F*ck With Election, ALLEGEDLY?
Gun-Toting St. Louis Lawyers Charged With Felony Dick-Being (Also Brandishing)
That Scratched CD You Threw Out Might Be More Valuable Than You Realize! Tabs, July 21, 2020
Trump Resumes Coronavirus Briefings For Ratings Gold, Oops, We Mean Public Health
Texas Parents Shocked Kids Came Back From Jesus Camp With COVID-19
The Battle Of Portland Heads To Court
Black Fox News Employees Suddenly Realize, ‘Wow, This Place Is Really Racist!'
Trump's Bat-Guano Fox News Interview Gonna Turn His Campaign Around. Yep, Any Second Now.
Surgeon General Begs Fox News Viewers To Please Wear A Damn Mask
Real Teacher, Real President Have Real Plan For Getting Kids Back To School Safely
Masks Are Just The Latest Front In The Right's Forever War On The Service Industry
President Snowflake Can’t Bear To Look At Portraits Of Living Two-Term Presidents
So It Was Dr. Birx, In The White House Study, With The COVID-19 Candlestick!
GOP Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp Wants To Ban Atlanta Mayor From Talking About COVID-19
Trump Very Confused Why Portland Not Treating His Goon Squad As Liberators
Employers Are Sharing Times Applicants Instantly Got Rejected And I'm Like, Wow. Tabs, July 20, 2020
Trump Won't Name Forts We Won 'Beautiful World Wars' With After Al Sharpton
Roger Stone Uses Racial Slur, Put On Your Shocked Face
Wow, It's Almost As If Joni Ernst Is A Hypocrite Or Something!
John Lewis Never Stopped Getting In ‘Good Trouble'
Anti-Maskers Are Crocheting Useless Spite Masks To Own The Libs
Why Hasn't President Joe Biden Prevented This Non-Existent Ban On Communion In Toronto Churches?
Wonkette's Top 10 Has It All Puzzled Out
Poll Porn: GOP Plan To Win Suburbs By Pissing Off Suburban Women Is Going GREAT
Ruth Bader Ginsburg Determined To Scare Living Fu*k Out Of Us, Again
Ask Wonkette: Is It LEGAL To Disappear People Off American Streets, Or The OPPOSITE Of That?
The Federalist Tries To Cancel 'The Baby-Sitters Club' For Teaching Children Morals
Mary Trump Ready For Her Closeup, Rachel Maddow
Idiots Unmasked: Your Coronavirus Roundup
Is It ... Is It Truck Day Every Day Now?
Trump's Best Boy Johnny Doing Loyalty Tests For Daddy, Because That's What's Important
Kevin McCarthy Fails To Put 'Protect Statues' Bill In Form Of A Statue
Coronavirus Data Already Memory Holed, Pandemic Over!
This Outrageous Truth About Green Gummy Bears Will Destroy Your World. Tabs, Friday, July 17, 2020
Everybody Hurts Sometimes. Even Brad Parscale's Neckbeard :(
RNC Moves Convention To Van By The River, Maybe They Can Fill That Up
Here's Eight Solid Minutes Of Lou Dobbs And Stephen Miller Talkin' Weird White Nationalist Sh*t
After Hiding COVID-19 Data, Maybe Trump Can Make Unemployment Numbers Vanish Too
Congress Just Curious Why Trump Buying PPE From Incompetent Dipsh*ts
Anti-Maskers Hold Corona-Party At Utah County Commissioners Meeting
Trump Campaign Tired Of Winning, Coughs Up Brad Parscale's Neckbeard
Alabama Dems Show Rest Of Us How To THROW THE F*CK DOWN
Susan Collins Very Concerned Sara Gideon Won't Meet Her Behind The Gym After Fifth Period
A Post About Coronavirus Mask Mandates Where The GOP Governor Of Alabama Isn't Even The Dumbest One
Guy Posing With Goya Beans Somehow Losing To Joe Biden By Double Digits, Huh
Celebrities Who Look Just Like Other Celebrities' Pets! Tabs, Thurs., July 16, 2020
Fox News Guest Idiot So Mad Online Schooling Pretty Much Just Sexting And Porn-Watching
Hey Kris Kobach, Found Yr Voter Fraud! It's This Kansas GOP Idiot Congressman, Allegedly!
Ivanka Trump Tweets Photo Of Herself With Strange Can-Shaped Item From Servants’ Quarters
Why The F*ck Did Trump Tell Hospitals To Stop Sending COVID-19 Data To CDC?
Mary Trump To Uncle Stable Genius: FIRE YOURSELF
Trump White House So Mad At Trump White House For Attacking Wise Dr. Fauci, Who Is Very Stupid
Joe Biden Gonna Ban Windows, And Other Highlights From Trump's Rose Garden Derp Manifesto Of Blarp
Sara Gideon Gonna Give Susan Collins Something To Be Concerned About. Your Primary Election Roundup!
Corona Recession Leaves 5.4 Million Americans Without Healthcare. MAGA MAGA MAGA!
Let’s All Dance On The Political Grave Of Confederate Monument Jeff Sessions
GOP Sen. John Kennedy Mad Enough About COVID School Closings To Say A Cuss!
Trump Administration Drops Stupid War On Foreign College Students, For Now
Trump: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, WHITE PEOPLE, RUN! AIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
The Worst Job Interviews Ever! Tabs, Wed., July 15, 2020
RNC Floats Brilliant Plan For Outdoor Convention. In Florida. In August.
Ivanka Trump: Let The Jobless Eat Cake
Michigan Girl Didn't Do Her Schoolwork, Goes To Jail
Uh Oh, Dr. Fauci! Trump Brain Geniuses Made Another Mean Girl Memo About You!
Bari Weiss Self-Deports From New York Times
Gavin Newsom: Better Part Of Valor Is SHUTTING CALIFORNIA THE F*CK BACK DOWN
Tucker Carlson Goin' To See A Man About A Fish
Trump Campaign Geniuses Send ‘Pay Up, Deadbeat’ Emails To Supporters
America Ignores Crazy Uncle Threatening To Take Over Cities Because 'Meh, He Says A Lot Of Sh*t'
'Destroy Conservatism Forever'? Well, If They Insist
World’s Only Republican Meghan McCain Wishes Betsy DeVos Was Better At Being Evil
Abortion Pill Now Available Without Doctor's Visit! Georgia's 6-Week Abortion Ban Blocked! Hooray!
Latest Leaks About Trump's Hunt For White House Leakers HILARIOUS
Dealsy McGoodBrain's Super Smrt Bargain With Roger Stone
This Common Household Item Can Help You Win Big In Vegas! Tabs, Tues., July 14, 2020
Washington NFL Team Will Finally Change Name, Hopefully Not To Another Racial Slur
ICYMI: Neil Gorsuch Wrote A Really Good Supreme Court Opinion. Wait, Where Are You Going?
The Miseducation Of Betsy DeVos
Trump Live-Tweets Fox News While COVID-19 Destroys Florida
White House Tries To Shiv Dr. Fauci, Stabs Self In Dick
'Radio Host Karen' Fired After Filming Herself Yelling At Total Strangers To Speak English
Minneapolis Cops Pretty Sure They’ve Got PTSD From All The ‘Cops Shouldn’t Kill People' Protests
One America News Georgia Poll Is Bad, Should Feel Bad
How Do We Know The People Promoting The Wayfair Conspiracy Are Not Child Molesters?
Guess South Carolina GOP Governor Too Scared Or Dumb To Save Lives With Mask Mandate
Trump Wants Nothing To Do With Raggedy-Ass Wall Built With His Supporters' Money
Racist Flat-Earther Caught With 30 Bombs Trying To Blow Up Building
President Nine Iron Hard At Work Golfing The COVID-19 Away
20 Truly Disgusting Facts About Ancient Roman Life! Tabs, Mon., July 13, 2020
The Unbearable Niceness Of Things
Lady Who Tried To Cancel Everyone's Bread Baking Is So Mad She Got 'Cancel Cultured'
Grown-Ass President Wants A Cookie For Wearing A Mask In Public
Fired North Carolina Cop Explains That His Super Racist Comments Were Actually His Religious Beliefs
Trump Commutes Sentence Of Super Best Friend Roger Stone
Who Would Have Believed This Woman-Hating Racist Was Writing Tucker Carlson's Show?
Goya Trades Loyal Hispanic Customers For Laura Ingraham and James Woods!
Take Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 To The River!
No, Wayfair's Industrial Storage Units Do Not Come With Bonus Mole Children
Trump's New Hampshire COVID Rally Postponed For, Uhhh, Weather, You Bet
Trump Hopes Whining About CAMPUS RADICALS Will Distract You For Five Minutes
White House Cheers Sad Trump With Fake Polls, Trucks That Go VROOOOOOM!
Trump Administration Making Documented Immigrants Undocumented Again
Economic Recovery? Joe Biden Has A Plan For That
Trump Still Bragging About Superior Skill In Identifying 'Camel'
RNC Offers Convention Delegates A Side Of Heatstroke With Their COVID-19
QAnon People Find Irrefutable Proof JFK Jr. Is Alive, And Boy Is He ... Still Very Much Dead
ICE Unveils New Deportation Cop Fantasy Camp For Wannabe Brownshirts
Michael Cohen Going Back To The Big House
The 467,923 Stupidest Things Fox News Said About Trump's Taxes Yesterday
Supreme Court Lets Its Jesus Freak Flag Fly
Church Of Holy Bleach Drinking Leader Will Now Have To Drink Bleach In Jail
Supreme Court To Trump: You Are So Screwed, Eventually!
66 Protesters Have Been Hit By Cars This Summer. Hell Of A Funny Meme, Isn't It?
Everybody But Trump Agrees: GO THE F*CK TO JAIL, ROGER STONE
Hundreds Of Thousands Of Low-Income People Didn't Get Stimmy Checks For Their Kids, Oopsies
Trump Can't Always Get What He Wants, Not Even From Gorsuch And Kegstand :(
Tucker Carlson Has 14 Words For Tammy Duckworth
When Trump And Fox News Love Each Other Very Much, Sometimes They Lie Down Together And ...
Fox News Loves 'Sweden Model' Now That It Means F*cking Off Coronavirus Response
Maybe We'll Get Millions Of Syringes For COVID-19 Vaccine Without A Hitch. It Could Happen!
COVID-19 Testing A Big Flaming Dumpster Fire Named Donald Trump
The 27 Messiest Divorce Stories! Tabs, Thurs., July 9, 2020
GOP Strategy Of Clinging To Trump For Dear Life Paying Off. For Democrats.
Dear God, The CDC Just Caved To Trump's Ass-Whining AGAIN
Democrats Fully United Behind Biden For An Old-Fashioned Trump Whoopin'
Coming To A Trump COVID Rally Near You, Maybe: GEORGE WASHINGTON SEXXX STATUES!
Trump Pretty Sure Schools Not Doing Enough To Spread COVID-19
Kelly Loeffler Wants Atlanta Dream WNBA Team To Shut Up, Dribble, Maybe Tap Dance A Little
Guess No One Wants To Come To RNC Superspreader Convention In COVID Hotspot. Whodathunkit?
Mary Trump's Book May Be The Beginning Of A Sh*tshow Donald Trump Never Saw Coming
John Roberts Fell And Hit His Head, Clinton Hit Squad Thwarted Again
WH Trade Idiot Peter Navarro’s Got Some Hydroxychloroquine In The Trunk Of His Car For You
Iowa GOP Blocked Statewide Absentee Voting, Stepped On Own Dicks
Trump’s Infectious Stupidity Helped Kill Florida Teen Carsyn Davis
Donald Trump Wants Your Lazy Kids To Suck It Up And Get Back To School
People Who Clearly Partied Way Too Hard. Tabs, Wed., July 8, 2020
And Now We Know Why Stephen Miller Fell In Love With His Wife
Deutsche Bank Agrees To $150 Million Fine For Jeffrey Epstein Dealings. Mistakes Were Made!
Sounds Like Mary Trump's Book Full Of Clues About What's Wrong With Donald Trump Jr.
ICE To International Students: Risk (Corona) Or Get The F*ck Out
Donald Trump: This Racism Goes Up To Eleven
Did Ayn Rand And Grover Norquist Drown Their PPP Moneys In The Bathtub? THEY BETTER DID!
Kayleigh McEnany: Why Won't Bubba Wallace Apologize For Jussie Smollett, Democrat Mayors, COVID-19
Trump Hopes Voters Will Just Forget COVID-19 Like Guy From ‘Memento'
Private WALL Might Stand Forever, Might Fall Into Rio Grande, Who Knows?
RNC Lady Pretty Sure All MEN Created Equal, OK?
President Grand Dragon's Racist Day Off
23 Married Couples Who Realized Their Spouses Were Imaginary! Tabs, Tues., July 7
Don't Worry, Brazilian Jesus Statue! Trump Is On His Way To Save You!
Springfield MA Detective Fired For Violating Department’s Black Lives Don’t Matter Policy
Michael Flynn Spent 4th Of July Giving His Heart To QAnon. OR DID HE?
Eric Trump Helpfully Reminds Voters His Dad Palled Around With A Pedophile
We Got 99 Problems, And COVID-19 Is A Lot Of Them!
Right-Wingers Hate New 'Free Speech' Platform Parler, You Can't Even Own The Libs There :(
Trump Idiot DNI John Ratcliffe: Can We Even Blame *Putin* For Russian Bounties?
White House Declares Flawless Defeat Of COVID-19: 'Live With It'
Trump Wants National Garden Of Heroes That’ll Never Ever Include Himself
Florida House Candidate Puts Beyoncé ON NOTICE For Being A Secret Italian Controlled By George Soros
Summer Taylor, Diaz Love Weren’t 'Agitators' Or 'Anarchists.' They’re Heroes.
Oh Yeah, It Was Definitely Left-Wing Activists Tearing Down A Statue Of ... Frederick Douglass
Trump Launches Culture War Against Americans Who Haven't Died On His Watch Yet
Meet The Wives Of The Richest Men Alive! Tabs, Mon., July 6, 2020
Kanye West Is Running For President Because Sure, Why Not?
Here Is Your Fourth Of July Nice Things Spectacular!
Wonkette's Top 10 Is Fiiiiiiireworks!
Pow! Bang! Fireworks! It Is Wonkette's Holiday Begapalooza!
Campaign In Chaos, As Trump Sits Home Crying In His Cheeseburger
Mississippi Election Lady Worries: 'The Blacks' Are Registering Voters, But What About PEOPLE?
The Washington Racial Slurs Are Ready To 'Review' Their Racist Football Team Name
If Donald Trump Wants To Help Niece Mary Sell Books, Suing Her Is A Pretty Good Way To Do It!
36 Years Later, Conservatives Finally Read The Lyrics To 'Born In The USA'
Tommy Tuberville Let Raping Football Man Off With One-Game Suspension
13 Tons Of (Alleged) Concentration Camp Prisoner Hair From China Seized At Border
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Orders Masks, Is Liberal Socialist Tyrannizer Now, Sad!
Joe Biden Has Army Of Lawyers Ready To Fight Off Election Malarky
This Incredible Gadget Lures Mosquitos Into A Death Trap! Tabs, Fri., July 3, 2020
Trump Hairball Brad Parscale Says Trump Actually Winning, Bless His Heart
OANN Cooked Up A Poll For President Trump To Snort, Shoot, Smoke, Or Pop. It'll Make You Feel Good!
Tucker Carlson Knows What's A Real Virus, And It Is All These Angry Black People
RNC Pays Big Bucks To Former 'Apprentice' Producer, For Convention Stuff. And Things!
QAnon Candidates Keep Winning Primaries, Because There's No Such Thing As 'Too Fringe' For The Right
Seattle: Cops Chop CHOP, Raze CHAZ
Maybe Trump Just Loves Putin More Than He Loves American Troops
Remember That Charlie Sheen 'Winning' Thing All Those Years Ago? Oh Nothing, Just June Jobs Numbers
GOP Senators Don't Want All Those Imaginary People In DC Voting
Oh No, Donald Trump Hates Ivanka's Husband Again
Trump Just Gonna Give COVID-19 The Silent Treatment Until It Behaves Itself
Decisions That Scream 'I'm Bad With Money'! Tabs, Thurs., July 2, 2020
New York Times Went On A Cletus Safari, But Cletus Was Not There
Cops Killed Elijah McClain, Busted Up Vigil In His Honor, Took Photos Mocking His Death
An Obituary For The Separation of Church And State
Nutty Idea: How About 'Rona Unemployment Benefits That Last As Long As 'Rona Unemployment?
No, Wearing A Mask Isn’t Some 'Secular Elite' Cult Thing. We Just Don’t Want To Die.
Election Roundup: Oklahoma Hearts Obamacare!
Texas Lt Gov Dan Patrick Ain't Taking Medical Advice From That Pinko Fauci
Laura Ingraham Warns Biden Will Erect Statues Of Black People, Are You Frightened Yet?
Hey, Jeff Sessions, Henry Louis Gates Jr. Isn’t ‘Some Criminal,’ You Racist POS
Diamond, Silk, And An FBI Sexxx Play: Trump's Big Day Of NOT Learning About Putin's Murder Bounties!
Mississippi’s Goddamn Racist Flag Is History
Which Disney Princess Are You! Tabs, Wed., July 1, 2020
Shorter Senate GOP: RUSSIA IF YOU'RE LISTENING HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP!
White House Denies Russian Bounty Story, But *Turns Out* The NYT Knows A Guy In Afghanistan
Shorter Dr. Fauci Senate COVID-19 Testimony: YIKES!
SD Gov. Kristi Noem Will Not Be Social Distancing For Mt. Rushmore Fart-Lighting Party With Trump
A Short, Stupid Story About How Trump Was Too Busy Golfing To Delete His Latest 'White Power' Tweet
Steve Doocy Has Non-Insane Suggestion: Trump Could Wear A Mask, Maybe?
Say It Loud: We’re (Finally) Uppercase Black And Proud
Trump And Internet Nazis Got No More Free Speach
'Dear Sh*t-Fer-Brains': Supreme Court Justices' Sad-Mad Abortion Dissents!
OPEN THE F*CKING BIN LADEN VAULT
Trump Gonna Be So Mad About Russian Bounty On US Troops, Once Anybody Tells Him!
Gun-Toting St. Louis Lawyers Aren't Regular Gun-Toters, They're Cool Gun-Toters!
Michele Bachmann Knows How To Fix COVID, Because Yeah She Does
Is President Beauregard Trump Glad North Won Civil War? Kayleigh McEnany Too Offended To Say!
17 Cover Songs That Are Better Than The Originals! Tabs, Tues., June 30, 2020
Trump Worried About Being Remembered As Loser, Haha Too Late
Advertisers Dumping Facebook Like A Common Myspace
Gun Companies Get In On The Boogaloo, Market To Dopes Who Want Another Civil War
Princeton Finally Realizes Woodrow Wilson Was Racist POS
Weird Dilbert Guy Claims 'Dilbert' TV Show Got Canceled Because He's White
Which Dumb Nickname For Joe Biden Will Make Voters Forget Trump Is President?
Is Trump Too Stupid To Read Briefings About Putin Paying For American Scalps? Or Just Too Lazy?
Supreme Court Saves Abortion, Citing Legal Doctrine Of 'WE F*CKING SAID THAT ALREADY IN 2016!'
Jared Kushner’s BFF Van Jones Thinks Trump’s Police Reform Is Just Awesome
Jordan Peterson Is Back, And He's Still An Idiot
Looks Like Trump Campaign Really Made COVID-19 Great Again At Tulsa Rally
Goodbye, Racist Mississippi Flag, Goodbye!
The 27 Worst Things You'll Eat At A Wedding! Tabs, Mon. June 29
Far-Right Militia Somehow Seduced Into Super Racist Sing-A-Long By Sacha Baron Cohen
Oh No! Vengeful Republicans Are Gonna Tear Down Our Precious Satanic Statues That Don't Exist!
President Klan Robe Retweets Video Of Supporter Shouting ‘White Power!’
What The Hell Do These Anti-Mask People Think Our Endgame Is Here?
Anti-Woman, Anti-Voting Rights Judge Confirmed As Trump's 200th Federal Judge
All Fun And Games Until The My Pillow Guy Says The Antichrist Is Coming
Russia Maybe Tried To Pay Taliban Militants To Kill U.S. Troops, Trump Don't Care
Bill Barr Wonders Why Anyone Even Cares About Cops Killing Black People
Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is Trolling Baby
Anti-Mask Lady Harassed Starbucks Employee, Now Wants A Piece Of His GoFundMe Action
'Reopen Maryland' Man Finds Karma's A Bitch. And So Is Corona.
Nunes Can't Sue Twitter Over Cow, Stays All Pissy Anyhow
Nobody Love Trump But His Mother (And She Could Be Jivin' Too)
Trump Asks Supreme Court To Hurry Up And Strip Healthcare From 23 Million Americans
The Chicks Just Drove Old Dixie Down
Tom Cotton Presents: 86 Ways To Say DC Has Too Many Black People To Be A State
CDC Chief Says Actual COVID-19 Infections Ten Times Higher, No Big Deal
Do Californians Dream Of Electric Trucks?
Turns Out Bill Barr's Been Ratf*cking SDNY From The Jump. Yeah, Don't Faint.
Anti-Choice Terrorist Eric Rudolph Regrets Nothing, Appeals Life Sentence Anyway
Donald Trump Is Not A Civilian. He Is Also Not A Cupcake.
He Saw It On Fox News, Episode 6,918,867,376,619
Most Beautiful Female Athletes In The World! Tabs, Fri., June 26, 2020
Oh To Have The Confidence Of This *Particular* Mediocre SEC Head!
Florida Men Sad Racist Monument Was Moved, Even Sadder When Court Tells Them To Suck It
Donald Trump Rescues Lobster-Men From Barack Obama's Trade War With China
Unelected QAnoners Take Oath Of Office, Post Weird, Sad Videos Of It
Judiciary Whistleblower Hearing Dragged Ass. Get It Together, Judiciary Committee!
Buh-Bye Awful Old Sportsball Racist Marge Schott!
Crazy Racist Asshole Who Used To Be NYC Mayor Can Go F**k Himself
Chow Down On Your Coronavirus Sammich, America!
North Carolina Cops Share Fantasy Of Killing Black People In Coming Civil War, Get Fired
New York Times Polls Say Trump Is Bigly F*ckin' Loser Who's Gonna Bigly F*ckin' Lose
Morons Won’t Let You Cover God’s 'Wonderful Breathing System' With The Devil’s Masks
DC Judge Neomi Rao Dismisses Flynn Case. She Can Haz SCOTUS Nom Now?
Ahmaud Arbery’s Killers Indicted, Take First Step To Hell
SD Gov. Kristi Noem Vows No Ruffians Shall Pull Down Mount Rushmore
Don't Clean Your Home Again Until You've Read This! Tabs, Thurs., June 25, 2020
Trump Nom Anthony Tata Pulled A Nuge, Forged Court Order, Is Be Best People
Let’s Watch Kamala Harris Slap John Cornyn Upside The Head For Five Minutes
Jamaal Bowman *PROBABLY* Your New AOC, Everyone Say Hiiiii Jamaal Bowman Hiiiii!
Whistleblowers 'Bout To Burn Bill Barr's Sh*t DOWN, Y'all. A Liveblog!
Bill Barr: Come For The Trump Cover-Ups, Stay For The REEFER MADNESS!
Oh Look It's The 'Paul Is Dead' George Floyd Conspiracy Theory :(
Just Look At This Fool Talking About Aunt Jemima At Trump’s AZ Klan Rally
President Super-Spreader Went To Arizona
Bill Barr Ratf*cked The Ratf*cker's Case, Roger Stone Prosecutor Will Testify
TFW Trump Accuses Obama Of Treason And Everybody Is Like *GIANT WANKING MOTION*
One Thing All Liars Have In Common, Brace Yourself! Tabs, Wed., June 24, 2020
Trump Campaign Idiot Brad Parscale Might Have To Find Cheaper Bed To Sh*t In Soon
TAMPONGHAZI: It's The Latest Assault On Cops That Absolutely Positively 100% Really Happened!
Maggie Haberman Laments Joe Biden’s ‘Flawed’ Campaign That’s Beating Trump’s Ass
Now That's What We Call A Purge
Is Anybody Even Scared Of Bill Barr Anymore?
Someone (Chanel Rion) Doing Trump-Style Tulsa Rally Math (High AF)
Bye-Bye Legal Immigrants, Economy, Trump Is Bored Of Both Of You
Trump Licks COVID-19 By Cracking Down On Those Villains At The CDC
AZ Sen. Martha McSally Gonna Give You $4,000 For Your COVID-19 VACAY!
President Stable Genius Wants To Challenge Joe Biden To Feats Of Strength, ID'ing 'Camel'
Satanic Nazi Soldier Tried To Help Satanic Nazi Friends Kill His Army Unit
Think Your Book Is So Great, John Bolton? Well, Sarah Huckabee Sanders Wrote Book OF YOU!
New York Cops Fix PR Issues By Framing Innocent Shake Shack Milkshakes
Trump Arizona Rally Church Bleached All The COVID Out Of The Air, Isn't That Super?
At Least 7 US Congressmen Dated Minors In High School! Tabs, Tues., June 23, 2020
'Fox & Friends': What Is The Trump Campaign, A IDIOT?
Kayleigh McEnany: Racist Term 'Kung Flu' Only Way We’d Know COVID-19 Came From China
TN Newspaper Sorry For Running Ad Claiming 'Islam' Will Be Nuking Nashville In The Near Future
Bill Barr Declares Victory In SDNY Fight, Heads Home To Ice His Balls
Sorry, Bigots, NASCAR’s Bubba Wallace Ain’t Afraid Of Your Noose
Trump, Translated: Whatever My Niece Knows About Me Is So Bad I Made Her Sign An NDA
Mopey Loser Moping About Losing Election Four Months In Advance
Trump Campaign Tulsa Post-Mortem: Those Kids Didn’t Tank Rally, We’re Just *That* Stupid!
Blessed Day! John Bolton Is In A Heap Of Sh*t.
Happy Father's Day, Here's Trump Trade Idiot Peter Navarro!
Dinesh D'Souza Sad People Aren't Shot For Throwing Paint On Statues Like They Are In India
Let’s F*ck Up Statues Of Slave Owners Every Juneteenth!
The Proud Boys Are Looking For Love And Want To Know Your Bra Size
SC GOP Sen. Tim Scott Out-Clarence Thomases Ben Carson On Racism
22 Better Days To Stop Sniffing Glue, Tabs, Mon., June 22, 2020
Anti-LGBTQ Hate Group Kicked Off AmazonSmile, Will Have To Find New Way To Fund Bigotry
Wonkette Book Club: How 'Leaders' Turned Hurricane Katrina Into A Catastrophe
President Grand Dragon Confesses To Criminal Negligence Before Practically Tens Of People
This Is Your Official Thread For Mocking Trump's Tulsa Coronarally!
'Ex-Gay' Org Disbands A Year After Founder Comes Out As Currently Gay
Meanwhile At The Justice Department, Everything Is ON FIRE
Literal Fashion Police Arrest Woman For Wearing 'I Can't Breathe' Shirt At Trump Rally
Covidiots To Celebrate Massive Spike In Coronavirus Cases With 'No Mask Day' Today
Boogaloo Boys Will Be Boogaloo Boys?: The Right Doesn't Seem Too Broken Up About Slain Cop Anymore
Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is In The Club!
SEC Doesn't Want To Look At Mississippi's Ugly Traitor Flag Anymore
KY Cop Suffers Career Setback After Killing Breonna Taylor In Her Own Home
John Roberts Would Love To Call Strike For You, Trump, But You Have To Throw Ball Inside The Stadium
If FEMA Wanted COVID-19 Tests To Be 'Sterile' or 'Usable' It Should Have Said So!
Iowa Women Set To Wish Trump AND Joni Ernst To The Cornfield
Georgia Election F**kery: Cast Your Ballot, Win Coronavirus Prizes!
Trump's Bellyaching Over New Fox News Poll HATH BEGUNNETH!
Tennessee Senate Locked The Doors And Banned Abortion Last Night
Reporters Went Looking For Racist Cops Online. You'll Definitely Guess What They Found!
Trump's Reelection Strategy? Vote Suppression And Murdering Downballot Republicans.
Juneteenth 2020: The Important Event Nobody Had Heard Of Before Trump Made It So Famous
Tucker Carlson And Matt Gaetz Talk About Discrimination Against Whites, With Nestor!
The Weirdest Ways People Discovered Their Partners Cheating! Tabs, Fri., June 19, 2020
We Read President Batsh*t McDumb's Wall Street Journal Interview So You Don't Have To
Matt Gaetz SO MAD Cedric Richmond Disrespected His Imaginary Black Kids
How Great Is Trump's Economy? It's 'Ten Hour Line To See A Human About Unemployment' Great!
Hero Trump Lady Not Gonna Wear A Mask, 'Cause She's Not Even A Porn Burglar!
DOJ Says Bolton Book Isn't Speech, It's, Uhhhh, *Stolen Goods*
Atlanta Cops Won’t Show Up For Work If They Can’t Even Shoot Suspects In The Back
Yes All The Dipsh*ts Are Still Freaking Out About Masks
Mustachioed A-Hole Says Known Imbecile Is Imbecile
Joe Biden Performs Live Autopsy On Donald Trump During Epic COVID-19 Speech
Well-Rounded QAnon Kook Marjorie Taylor Greene Also A Gross Racist
Anti-Vax Mom Asks Internet How To Protect Her Unvaccinated Child. Tabs, Thurs., June 18, 2020
John Bolton Book Excerpts Are Dropping, And They Are BUGF*CK
Where'd All The Stimmy Loans Go? You're Not Allowed To Find Out.
Minnesota Freedom Fund Fails Richard Pryor Challenge, Can’t Spend $30 Million In 30 Days
Shook Cops Seek To Shiv Shake Shack, Fake Take Makes Waves
Trump Mad Enough About Niece's Book To Fall Off A Ramp
Trump Sues John Bolton Over Upcoming Tell-All, And Yes, THEY CAN BOTH LOSE
Mike Pence Told The Truth About Coronavirus. 'Twas An Accident, Sir, It Shan't Happen Again!
American Hero Tom Cotton Wins Thrilling Battle With Random Twitter Intern
Guess What Donald Trump Thinks Is The Civil Rights Issue Of All Time?
Nebraska Democrats Dump Gross Harassy Senate Nominee, Ew
Celebrities Who Treat Waiters Like Trash! Tabs, Wed., June 17, 2020
Tucker Carlson Furious Black Lives Matter More Popular Than [READS LIST OF WHITE PEOPLE]
Laura Ingraham BIG MAD At Dr. Fauci, Scoff Scoff Snort Snort Dramatic Eye-Rolls PFFFFFT!
Megachurch Pastor Sorry He Tried To Replace 'White Privilege' With 'White Blessing'
White New Mexico Militia Just Very Concerned For Barbaric Spanish Despot's Heritage, Not Hate
FDA Says OOOPSIE, Pulls Emergency Hydroxychloroquine, And Fox News Is PISSED
Jesus Can See Mike Pence Lying About Coronavirus
Supreme Court Won't Hear Gun Cases, Liberty Abolished Yet Again
You Can Still Be Fired For Discriminatory Reasons, As Long As Your Boss Doesn't Tell You
Trump Reelection Campaign Now Just Flaming ‘Everything’s Fine’ Meme
Breaking Down The LGBTQ Decision: It's A Conservative-On-Conservative Cage Match!
A Children's Treasury Of Bigots Who Will Really Miss Doing Employment Discrimination To LGBTQ People
Larry Kudlow Predicts Yooge Recovery And 'Solid 2021.' What Could Go Wrong?
Trump's Niece Hates Him As Much As Everyone Else Does, Wrote A Book About It
How Are States And Cities Trying To Unf*ck The Police This Week?
Anything In Seattle Called ‘CHAZ’ Probably Not As Dangerous As Fox News, Trump Claim
Supreme Court Just Made Everybody Gay And Transgender Again, Thanks A Lot, Neil Gorsuch!
Trumpland Superlawyer Jenna Ellis Gonna Sue CNN For Mean Polling, You Bet!
Woke NY Media Should Start Treating Black Women Employees Like Their Lives Matter
Colorado Man Arrested After Holding 'Antifa' Roofing Salesmen At Gunpoint
Ben Carson Now Defending Dead White Supremacists Instead Of Just Working For Live One
Matt Gaetz Says Ron Perlman Is A Nazi Because He Played One On TV — But We Know The Truth!
White Busybodies Call Cops On Man Writing ‘Black Lives Matter’ On His Own Home
15 Things You Should Do Before Exorcising Your House, Tabs, Mon., June 15, 2020
Right-Wing Media Outraged Google Wiped Winston Churchill Off The Internet (They Didn't)
Georgia's OTHER Senate Race Might Not Be A Cakewalk For GOP, Either
Atlanta Mayor Actually Holds Police Accountable For Killing Man In Wendy’s Parking Lot
Conspiracy Theorists Celebrate 'Make Up Weird Sh*t About Bill Gates And Pretend It's True Day'
Trump Administration Really Wants Doctors To Discriminate Against Trans People For Some Reason
Street Preacher, Electronic Dance Artist, Bull Rider Walk Into Bar, Sue DC For 'Black Lives Matter'
Believe It Or Not, Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is Walking On Air
Tucker Carlson Heard About Some Boobies And Now He Is So Mad
Black Lives Matter Goes Mainstream
Propaganda Outlet OANN Yanks Pro-Trump Poll For Being TOO STUPID, EVEN FOR THEM
Trump Blacksplains To Fox Anchor That 'Shoot The Looters' Said By *Whole Other Racist*
Please, Andrew Cuomo, The Columbus Statues Are Embarrassing. Let Them Go.
Let's Say Buh-Bye To 'Qualified Immunity'!
Best GOP Platform Ever Says 'Current President' Really Sucks
Trump Loves Black Folks So Much He Just Loves Them Right To Death
Iowa Mail-In Voting Worked So Well, Republicans Promise #NEVERAGAIN
Oh Man, There’s Gonna Be A QAnon Lady In Congress, Probably
Become An Investor In The Senator Kelly Loeffler Company. Operators Standing By, CALL NOW!
Chairman Of Joint Chiefs Stays Up All Night Reading Mean Tweets, Questioning His Life Choices
Starbucks Fairly Sure Black Coffee Matters, But Lives? Meh.
13 Voodoo Spells That Really Work, Tabs, Fri., June 12, 2020
Some Good News For Week 176 Of Hell
Trump's Best Boy Lindsey Graham Cooks Up WITCH HUNTS On Demand
Everything Bigger In Texas, Including Coronavirus
All Our Base Are Belong To Dead Confederates
San Jose PD Shoot Own Bias Trainer In Nuts Because What’s Even The Point Anymore?
Is The Trump Campaign Bad At Law? Or Bad At Publicity? Yes, They Are!
Joe Biden Says Trump Will Try To Steal Election, Which Is Factcheck True
President Klan Robe Will Honor The Blacks With White Supremacist Rally In Tulsa On Juneteenth
Tennessee Gonna Keep Bust Of Ol' Racist Traitor War Crimer In State Capitol, Because 'Heritage'
Tulsa Cop Just Wondering If Police Aren’t Shooting Enough Black People Per Capita
Real Stories Of Called-Off Weddings! Tabs., Thurs., June 11, 2020
Is This Post About Sex? Or Is It About MADE YOU LOOK?
Judge Reviewing Michael Flynn Case Says Sentence The Motherf*cker Already
Children's Remains Found In Mormon Doomsday Writer's Backyard, One Identified As Wife's Son
HBO Max Pulls 'Gone With The Wind,' And Now White People Don't Even Exist Anymore :(
Kayleigh McEnany Says Guy Buffalo Cops Kicked Sh*t Out Of Is Big Pottymouth, So ... Um ... YEAH!
After 34 Years, Olof Palme Gets Very Own Lee Harvey Oswald
NY Police Union Warns That Beatings Will Continue Until Their Morale Improves
Tucker Carlson Brutally Attacked By Muppet
Brave GOP Senators Can't Comment On Pres's Insane Hoax Tweets Because TRUMP WHO?
Black Georgians Get Special Preview Of '2020 Voter Suppression: The Movie'
Let's All Stare At This Completely Bananapants New QAnon Map Until Our Eyeballs Bleed!
Ghost Of MLK Was Busy So White Nationalist Stephen Miller Will Write Trump’s Racial Healing Speech
Couple Who Waits 9 Years To Open Wedding Present Gets A Rude Awakening. Tabs, Wed., June 10, 2020
Bill Barr Says Trump Just Regular Bunker Baby, Not Inspector Bunker Baby :(
Donald Trump Explains Old Man Needed Head-Cracking For Being Antifa SPY
Florida Union Pres Wanted To Recruit Wayward Cops, But The Sheriff Said 'No Thank You'
Trump Hires Poll Unskewer John McLaughlin To Take On CNN, Numbers, Deep State Math
Philly's Worst Cheer For Inspector Joseph Bologna, Who Brutally Assaulted Protesters
You Know That Thing When The Baby Won't Stop Screaming Unless You Put The TV On A Certain Channel?
Ben Shapiro Says His 'Space Of Comfort' Has Been Destroyed By Politics In Sports
Trump Gets His Glorious Recession In Just One Term. USA! USA!
Rudy Giuliani, Bernard Kerik Gonna Teach Black Folks How To Stay Calm, Enjoy The Police Brutality
Is That A Butterscotch In Mike Huckabee's Pocket, Or Is It HIS WRATH?
Oregon GOP Senate Nominee Wants Martial Law To Control The Obama-Soros Antifa Supersoldiers
We Guess We Should Say Something About This 'Lady G' Business
'Defund Police' Means Fix Community Problems, Not 'Let The Joker Run Gotham'
Mitt Romney At A Black Lives Matter Protest? Sure, 2020, Why Not.
Trump Healing America With Race Speech Best Trump Idea Since 'Bleach'
What Do Derek Chauvin, Trump, And Kayleigh McEnany Have In Common? No, Besides The Obvious.
John Bolton: Let's Just Do It And Be Legends Man
Ben Carson Removes Own Brain On Live TV While Discussing Trump, Racism
Lies With A Dash Of Pepper Balls
Kimberly Jones Is Done Playing a Rigged Game Of Monopoly With America
Uh-Oh! Are Conservatives Trying To Cancel Culture A Rhode Island Donut Shop?
New York Times Boldly Replaces Op-Ed Editor With Someone Who’ll Actually Read Its Garbage Takes
GoFundMe Tells Candace Owens To Go Fu** Herself After She Tries To Raise Money For Racist Bar Owner
We’ll Believe NFL Is Serious About Black Lives Mattering Once Colin Kaepernick Is Back On The Field
Real Stories Of Called-Off Weddings! Tabs, Mon., June 8, 2020
Incel Wanted To Blow Up 'Hot Cheerleaders,' Blew Up His Own Hand Instead
Wonkette Book Club: Rescuing Each Other
Buffalo Cops Crushed To Learn They Can’t Go Around Beating Up Old Men
Just What We All Need Right Now: Ivanka Trump Talking About Her Personal Growth
Medical Supply Company Tosses All Swabs Made During Trump's Visit. Wonder Why!
Laura Ingraham Won't Let The Weather Underground Dethrone God OR Kidnap Patty Hearst
Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is A Gas, Gas, Gas
Joe Biden Did A Gaffe, Oh Wait No He Didn't, GET HIM ANYWAY, NEW YORK TIMES!
Cop Saves His Favorite Special Proud Boys From Getting Teargassed Like Commoners
Bill Barr Told Us He Was Gonna Do This
WHEW! Thank God Trump Fixed The Economy!
DC Mayor Muriel Bowser Wants Those MFing Troops Off Her MFing Streets!
Trump Pretty Sure George Floyd Looking Down From Heaven And Smiling, About The Jobs Report
What? VIP QAnon 'Washington Insider' Man Just Some Rando Dude From Italy? Nooo.
Wash State Hillbilly F*cks Terrorize Multiracial Family Who Must Be 'Antifa'
President Bunker Baby Had A Rough Night
Friday Poll Porn: This One Goes Up To Eleven!
How To Spot A Garbage Poll In Five Easy Steps
Bay Area Cop Shoots Kneeling Guy, May Get Away With It Because America
TX Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick: God Just Gonna Keep Killing Black People Until We All Love Him Enough
Stop Using Toilet Paper! Tabs, Fri., June 5, 2020
GOP-Led Senate Intel Committee Did Things While You Weren't Looking. They Were ... Good Things?
Open The Door For Your Mystery Troops
Ahmaud Arbery's Last Moments Filled With More Racism Than We Knew, But As Much As We Expected
SecDef Mark Esper Briefly Grows Pair, Presents It As Love Gift To Dear Leader Trump
Rand Paul Demands Anti-Lynching Bill Cover Only Highest-Quality Lynchings
New York Times HAD To Let Tom Cotton Write About The Joys Of Fascist Occupation, Because JOURNALISM
Los Angeles Mayor F**ks The Police
All Fun And Games Until Jim Mattis Literally Compares Trump To Hitler
How The World Sees The US Just Now
Celebs Who Farted On Live TV. Tabs, Thurs., June 4, 2020
President Addresses Nation On Police Reform. No, A Real President.
Minnesota AG Keith Ellison Charges Derek Chauvin With Second Degree Murder Because He’s A Murderer
Trump Starting To Doubt SecDef Mark Esper's Commitment To Fascist Bible Gassing
Gather Round For Yr. Wonkette’s Election Night Roundup!
Park Police Didn't Use Tear Gas ON Protesters, They Used Tear Gas WITH Protesters
Trump Not Bunker Baby, Trump INSPECTOR BUNKER BABY!
Ferguson Just Elected Black Lady Mayor. Yes, That Ferguson.
How Are Republicans Stopping Trump's Lawless Brutality Today?
Idaho Wingnuts Fret Imaginary Hordes Of Antifa Super Soldiers Coming To Get Them
Defense Secretary Mark Esper Is SQUEEEEEEEEALING
Join Us In A Festive Jig On Steve King’s Political Grave
Everything You Wanted To Know About 'Can Trump Insurrection Act Us' But Were Correctly Afraid To Ask
Mississippi Prosecutor Sorry/Not Sorry For Hilarious Joke About Protesters Dying Of COVID-19
A Lot Of Celebrities Are Being Useless Right Now. Tabs, June 3, 2020
Facebook Factcheck: Fred Trump Didn't Go To That KKK Rally, He Simply Refused To Leave!
In Sucking Donkey Balls, New York Times A Winner
Goodbye, Monuments To Confederate Treason, Goodbye!
Trump Pentagon Goons Shocked To Find Selves Covered In Sh*t After Lying Down With Trump
George Floyd Autopsies Find Homicide, Louisville Fires Police Chief In Killing Of BBQ Chef
Mike Pompeo Tear-Gasses Irony, Rolls Over It With A Tank
Why Did The Chickensh*t Cross The Road?
Nazis Made Fake Antifa Account On Twitter To Stir Up Some Violence, Like They Do
Joe Biden Said A Dumb Thing But Not The Dumb Thing People Said He Said
Trump Wants Putin As His Date To G7, Boris Johnson Says 'No Despots' Means NO DESPOTS
Trump Big Mad That Folks Are Bailing Out Protesters While All His Buddies Are Stuck In Jail
Jaclyn Smith Is Almost 90, This Is Her Now! Tabs, Tues., June 2, 2020
Is Tom Cotton A Fascist Or Just Really F*ckin' Dumb? Yep.
Chief Justice John Roberts Can't Even Pretend To Be That Stupid
Colorado Man Gets Surprise Coronabill For $800,000
Under Lockdown, El Salvador Gangs Kinder, Gentler Extorters Than US Banks
White House Bunker Baby VERY ANGRY BIG MAD AT GOVERNORS GRRR ARGH!
Keith Ellison Prosecuting George Floyd's Murderer, So That's Your Good News For Today
The Lincoln Project Sets Fire To Confederate Flag In New Anti-Trump Ad
White Guy Doesn't See Systemic Racism
Cops Seize Gun Nuts' Guns, Ruin Perfectly Good Chance For Civil War
Turns Out Michael Flynn's Perfect Transcript Is ... Not So Perfect
Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler Talks To Black Person, Learns City Kinda Racist
America’s Senator Doug Jones Gives Fist-Pumping Speech On Racial Justice Via Selfie-Cam
What Would America Look Like If Ruby Ridges And Wacos Happened Every Other Week?
Derek Chauvin Killed George Floyd. Is That So Hard To Say?
Senator Brian Schatz Thinks Maybe Police Should Stop Playing G.I. Joe All Day
New York Times Can’t Help Noticing Joe Biden Focused On Black People In His Black People Speech
Taylor Swift Fans Attack Burger King Over Tweets! Tabs, Mon., June 1, 2020
Amnesty International Would Like The United States To Demilitarize Its Cops, Please
Minnesota's Other Lady Senator, Tina Smith, Runs Against Very Garbage Man
Assholes Stir Up S**t At George Floyd Protests While Police Shoot Reporters With Rubber Bullets
Good For This Company Selling 5G Conspiracy Theorists Magic $350 USB Keys
President Of The United States Threatens To Use 'Vicious Dogs' And 'Ominous Weapons' On Protesters
Lindsey Graham Attempts A Court-Packin'
Something Is Definitely Up With All The White People Doing Vandalism At The George Floyd Protests
Republicans Rip Up Mail-In Ballots In Really Dumb Act Of Devotion To Trump
Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is Damn Glad It's Over
Perfect Christian 'Ex-Lesbian' Says Coronavirus A Blessing From Jesus, Because Here's Why
Thank God Almighty, Derek Chauvin Is Arrested At Last
Ex-Navy Chaplain/Wingnut Suggests Black People Protest Other Black People Instead Of Racist Cops
That Sh*thead Is Talking. A Liveblog!
Hero Minnesota Cops Arrest Black CNN Reporter For Reporting Blackly
White House Pretty Sure You Can't Spread Coronavirus If You're Singing To Jesus
Laura Ingraham To Black Folks: Trump Loves You And Also Too Believes F*ck Tha Po-lice!
Roger Stone Is Headed To The Hoosegow. Unless Trump Pardoned Him In The Last Five Minutes.
Black People Oppressing The Police Again
Gonna Be A Looooooooooong Friday
US Just Giving Coronavirus Medical Supply Contracts To Any Old Telemarketer Or Arms Merchant
Now These Patriots Won't Allow YOU In Their Stores WITH Masks, Because Oh F*ck It
Terrifying New Law May Be Total Disaster For Savers! Tabs, Fri., May 29, 2020
President Biden Remembers 100,000 American Lives Lost To Coronavirus
Mike Pompeo Using Government Resources To Boost His Political Ambitions? UNPOSSIBLE!
Texas Supreme Court Suggests You Just Lie On Your Absentee Ballot App
Bill Barr Gonna Unmask The Obamagates For Trump, Because That's What Daddy Wants
Minneapolis Raging, Tucker Carlson A Raging Dick
Mark Zuckerberg, Who Once Gave Rare Butt Cricket STD To Entire Shopping Mall, Says Fact-Checking Bad
PA Republicans Surely Not Secretly Trying To Infect Democrats With COVID-19, No They'd Never!
White House Will Fix Economy By Covering Up Economic Data. Noble Prize?
Laura Ingraham: When Did Joe Biden Fart & When Did He Know About It?
Sure Are A Bunch Of Supergeniuses Packing Together For 'Race Car'
Sean Hannity Much More Worried About COVID-19 When It's Redneck Kids In Missouri Spreading It
Virginia, Meet Your Badass Next Governor, Jennifer Carroll Foy
Doctor Tells Man He's Infertile, Why Do His Three Sons Look So Familiar. Tabs, Thurs., May 28, 2020
Trump's First 100,000 Coronavirus Deaths Are In The Bag, So Like ... Should He Eat Insulin?
Court Reminds Conservatives For 9,278,428th Time The First Amendment DOES NOT APPLY To Businesses
Florida Felon Poll Tax Struck Down!
Postman Who Changed Dem Ballot Applications To GOP Was Just Funnin', Jeez
Satan’s Sister Laura Ingraham Pinkie Swears That COVID-19 Threat Is So Yesterday
Bill Barr Knows Who Is TOTALLY EXONERATED Of Insider Trading, And It's Not Richard Burr!
KY Gov Andy Beshear Thinks You Terrorists Are A Bunch Of Terrorists
OK Gov. Kevin Stitt Will Keep Guns In Dangerous People’s Hands Over Your Dead Body
Trump Keeps America Great By Blowing Up His Own FISA Bill
If Twitter Is 'Silencing' Trump, WHY CAN WE STILL HEAR HIM WHINING?
Wedding Planner Guy Might Not Be Best Choice For $39 Million USDA Contract
Proud Boys Tore Down A COVID-19 Memorial, Because Caring That People Died Is For Commies
Democrats Want This Coin Banned! Claim Yours Here! Tabs, May 27, 2020
Will Trump Move RNC To Georgia If Brian Kemp Gives Him Sexxxy Lapdance? Maaaaybe!
Jared Kushner Knows Black Voters Hate The Word 'Freedom,' But They Love Empty Slogans
Why We Should All Start Thinking About A Four-Day Workweek, Including Us
Twitter Says When The President Tweets It, That Means It's Not Illegal
The UK's Dominic Cummings Scandal: All Right, What's All This Then?
Icky CO Restaurant That Got In Trouble For Mother's Day Antics Sues State For Mimosa Discrimination
Welcome To Our Four Millionth Story About Yet Another GOP Plan To Cut Taxes For The Rich
Central Park Racist Lady Very Sorry For Being Such Central Park Racist Lady. We Bet.
Dr. Birx Is Concerned, Mildly Concerned
The Food You Love Will Reveal Which Fictional Man You Belong With. Tabs, Tues., May 26, 2020
Memorial Day 2020: Let The Summer Of COVID-19 Begin!
Super Normal Patriotic Americans Hang Effigy Of Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear
Trump Spends Weekend Golfing, Getting In Touch With His Inner Alex Jones, Calling Women Fat Skanks
Wonkette Book Club: Keeping Calm, Carrying On
Ms. Someone From Somewhere Has A Good Shot At Unseating Iowa Sen. Joni Ernst
Lupus Patients Can't Get Hydroxychloroquine Now Because Morons Are Buying It All Up
Trump Wants To Force States To Reopen Churches, Put Lives At Risk For Selfish Jerks
Half Of All Fox Viewers Think Bill Gates Wants To Use COVID-19 Vaccine To Implant Microchips In Them
Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten: Sleeping In Or Inly Sleeping?
Polls: Americans Not Fans Of Trump Shooting 95,000 Dead On 5th Avenue
More F*ckery In Florida’s Unemployment System If You Can Even Believe That
Lancet Medical Journal Won't Stop Being Mean To Trump And His Magic Hydroxy Boner Pills
A Root Beer Heiress And A Bouncy House Heir Walk Into A Barber Shop
US Billionaires Made $434 Billion During Pandemic But Would Gladly Give It Up ... For More
Mike Pompeo And His Many, Many Scandals: A Helpful Guide For The Perplexed
Donald Trump Goes To Old Man Ford's Nazee Joint To Jaw About 'Good Bloodlines'
Donald Trump Positively Toward The Negative Of Having Best Brain And Goodest Words, OK?
Betsy DeVos Stealing COVID-19 Aid From Public School Peter To Pay Private School Chad
GOP Will STOP A Great Depression With One Weird Trick: Cutting Off Unemployment
Dumb Dick John Ratcliffe Confirmed As DNI, Because Nothing Matters Anymore
Wrapping His Foot In Aluminum Foil Is A Trick You Will Be Happy To Know! Tabs, Fri., May 22, 2020
Looks Like Wonkette's Your New Unemployment Office
Fly The Rapey Skies With United Airlines
South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem Asks Donald Trump To Nuke Tribes' Highway Checkpoints From Orbit
‘New York Post’ Op-Ed Demands NY Reopen RIGHT NOW Before It’s As Dead As 30,000 NYers
Social Media Posts ‘Reveal’ Trump-Loving MAGA Candidate Ted Howze Is A Gross Bigot
The Top Three Times Kayleigh McEnany Stepped On A Rake This Week, So Far!
Firing The Investigators Is How You Prove Everyone Is Innocent
The Polls May Not Love Trump, But The Gambling Markets Sure Do. HUH.
No, Covering Your Face To Keep Out The COVID-19 Isn’t Slavery
Thameside Beach Party Yobs Are Ruining Our Lives, Say Star Residents. Tabs, Thurs., May 21, 2020
Senate's Dumbest Republican F*cking That Hunter Biden Chicken Again
QAnon Wackadoodle Won Oregon Republican Senate Primary While No One Was Looking
TRUMP WILL NOT LET YOU CHEAT BY LETTING YOUR PEOPLE VOTE, YOU SWING STATE JERKS
Plot Twist! Sister Of Ahmaud Arbery’s Killer Also Total POS Monster
It Would Appear Donald Trump Lied About The Size Of His 'Obamagate'
Pompeo Denies Employees Were 'Walking My Dog To Sell Arms To My Dry Cleaner,' So It's Cool, Right?
Trump Screws National Guard Troops Helping With Pandemic Like Common Hotel Subcontractors
Which Branch Covidian Is The New Rosa Parks Now? Some Dumb Ass Barber In Michigan.
Nancy Pelosi Is Driving Trump Batsh*t, And She Knows It
Too Late, Martha McSally Discovers Standing By Her Man Donald Trump Was A Really Stupid Idea
Very Cool 'MAGA Life Coach' Says MASKS Are For DORKS, And He Is NOT DORK, OK?
How Are We Feeling About The News That 'Jane Roe' Never Changed Her Mind About Abortion?
Canadian Incel Terrorist First To Actually Be Charged With Terrorism
Christ They Never Left Ahmaud Arbery Alone
Red States Cooking Their Coronavirus Data? The F*ck You Say!
Trump Thinks Taxpayers Should Be Happy To Pay Someone To Do Mike Pompeo's Dishes
Trump Taking Hydroxybonermagic 3000, Or Maybe He's Lying, I Really Don't Care, Do U?
Remember That $500 Billion Stimmy Slush Fund? Neither Does Treas Sec Steven Mnuchin!
Shocker: Astroturf Protests Actually COVID-19 Bug-Chaser Conventions
16 Things Famous People Were Photographed Doing This Week. Tabs, Tues., May 19, 2020
Bill Barr PROBABLY Not Going To Lock Her Up Obama And Biden, PROBABLY
Energy Sec Demands Racist Banks Stop Racisming Poor ... Oil Companies, With Racism
Peter Navarro: Only Donald J. Trump Can Save Us From ‘China Virus’ He Ignored For Months
Trump Maybe Fired State Department IG To Cover Up Way More Than Mike Pompeo's Dog Poop
Hero Nursing Home Chain Did All It Could To Stop COVID-19 Except When It Didn't
Senate's Dumbest Republican Knows Why Trump Fired State Department IG, But SHHH IT'S A SECRET
Republicans Show Their Love Of The Free Market With Corporate Subsidies
Ben Sasse Bombs With Bigoted Dad Jokes In Open Mic Night Graduation Address
Flat-Earther Lady Tries To Use Sovereign Citizen Meme Logic To Get Out Of Wearing Mask, Fails
Fox News Idiot Says Barack Obama Not 'Articulate,' So That's Neat
HHS Secretary Alex Azar Is Very Bad At This
'Fox & Friends' Applauds American Patriots Boldly Spreading COVID-19
Eric Trump Knows We All Collectively Invented Pandemic So Daddy Can't Do Rallies
Fake President Trump Wishes He Was As Real As POTUS From ‘Independence Day'
Jeff Goldblum Lookalike Gets Into Epic Fight in Viral Video. Tabs, Mon., May 18, 2020
Susan Collins Is Concerned, And That Can Only Mean One Thing
Wonkette Book Club: Disaster And Decency
Pastor Tony Spell Off House Arrest, Won't Comply With Orders Until He Can Ice Skate On Fire
Happy Graduation Day! Let's Watch Obama's Multiple Commencement Addresses Together!
Nice Time: Coal's Kung-Fu Is Old, And Now It Must Die
Michigan Covidiots Will Be Getting Bad Haircuts Together To Protest The Lockdown
Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is Lousy With Grandbabies!
He Calls It The 'Super Duper Missile,' Because That's Just What It Is
Proud Boys Harass Fresno City Council Pres At His Home To Whine About Lockdown
WTF Is Wrong With Former Trump Doc Ronny Jackson? A Wonkette Science Theory!
Armed Thugs Close Michigan Legislature, Hooray For Democracy!
Betsy DeVos Has A Plan To Make Life Easier For Campus Rapists
PSA: IT'S STILL F*CKED UP WHEN THE PRESIDENT THREATENS TO JAIL HIS POLITICAL OPPONENTS
White House Forces CDC To Edit Reopening Recs Down To Helpful Haiku, So We're All Good Now
USDA Food Bank Program Helping America's Downtrodden Wedding Planners
Kayleigh McEnany Has Some Binders, OK? They Say 'Pandemic' On Them, OK?
Pretty Disturbing Things That Happened In Ancient Mesopotamia. Tabs, Fri., May 15, 2020
Russia Attacked Election To Help HILLARY, According To Breaking News Trump Just Found In His Butt
Oh, Michael Flynn, Judge Sullivan Has Just One More Thing
Yes, Actually, We Should Go Outside, Just Not Like A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES
Richard Burr Quit-Fired As Intel Chair For Only Purest, Non-Russia-Related Reasons, We Are Sure
Steve King Pretty Sure He's About To Be Restored To Committee Glory
GOP Demands To Know Who Listened In As All Our Foreign Adversaries Secretly Chatted Up Michael Flynn
Wisconsin’s Dumbest Flock To Bars While Still In Their Quarantine Jammies
Wisconsin Supreme Court Upholds Your Right To Die Of Coronavirus
Don't Call Senator Richard Burr's Mobile Unless You Want To Talk To The FBI
Kroger Pays CEO $21 Million After Ending Store Workers' 'Hero Bonus'
Perfect Angel KY Cops Very Mad Breonna Taylor's Boyfriend Made Them Shoot Her Dead
Your New Science Boyfriend Rick Bright Has Some Things To Say To Congress. A Liveblog!
Cannibal-Curious Alex Jones Has Sick New COVID-19 Conspiracy Theory. Wait, Where Are You Going?
Massive COVID-19 Deaths May Slightly Delay Trump Push To Deregulate Nursing Homes
It's All Fun And Games Until Coronavirus Starts Barebacking Through MAGA-Ville
White House Gonna Solve Coronavirus By ... Pretending Everyone Died In A Car Accident?
BREAKING: Voters Overwhelmingly Prefer When Their Governors Don’t Try To Kill Them
Tucker Carlson Only Man Brave Enough To Save America From Fearsome Tyrant King Dr. Fauci
Trump Calling Joe Scarborough A Murderer Won’t Make You Forget You’ve Died From COVID-19
Big Lindsey Graham Donor Decides It's Time To Start Seeing Other Candidates
Huggy Jesus Meme Makes Evangelicals More Likely To Believe Trump Is Anointed By God
TikTok Went Nuts After I Said My Breast Milk Tastes Like Fruity Pebbles. Tabs, Wed., May 13, 2020
Mall Optometrist Rand Paul Doesn't Know Why Dr. Fauci Thinks He's Such An 'Expert' On Pandemics
Joe Biden Wants To Be Your FDR, So, You Know, We'd Take That
Trump Disinvited From PPE Plant For Fear His Toxic Masculinity Will Put Everyone In Danger
IDEA: What If Mitch McConnell Shut His Surly Sh*t-Mouth Instead?
Trumpers Don't See Why Bummer Media Keeps Bringing Up Unemployment And Death
Wingnut Disinformation Kills US Coronavirus Research, Great Job Guys
OYEZ TWO: Can The President Shoot A Dude? Liveblogging SCOTUS On Presidential Immunity!
President Pull-Ups Big Mad Temper Tantrum! So Angry! Stomp Stomp Stomp Stomp Stomp!
OYEZ A Supreme Court LIVEBLOG Of WELL ACTUALLY Trump Is Boss Of Congress Because But His TAXES!
Tribes To South Dakota Gov: Thanks But We'd Rather NOT Drop Dead
Everybody Hates Bill Barr And His Stupid Sh*t-Mouthed Face
Colorado Restaurant Celebrates Mother’s Day With Viral Bouquet Of COVID-19
Is Rep. Bobby Rush Trying To Help Bill Gates Mark Of The Beast Everyone? (No.)
OBAMAGATE! FIREMAN! RUSSIA HOAX! GARBAGE TRUCK! HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!
TX Salon Owner Made $500,000 With COVID-19 Shutdown PR Stunt
Church Of Holy Bleach Drinking Invokes First Amendment Right To Sell Bleach To Cure COVID-19
House Democrats Leave Big Corporations, Cruise Ships Out Of New Worker Stimulus Proposal, RUDE!
Oh, Now The GOP Cares About Deficits? Bitch, Please.
NC Sheriff's Deputy Leads Armed Mob To Black Teen’s Door Because This Is How 2020’s Gonna Roll
Just What You Wanted For Mother's Day, Some White House Idiots Talking About Coronavirus!
COVID-19 Moves Into White House, Takes Office Down The Hall From Trump
Only The Most Hardcore Star Trek Fans Can Pass This Quiz! Tabs, Mon., May 11, 2020
Mom Always Liked Nice Things Best
Let's Enjoy These Nice Times With Little Richard
Kroger Decides Workers Not So Heroic After All, Ends $2 Hazard Pay For Employees
Of Course Sovereign Citizens Have A Special 'Get Out Of Wearing A Mask Free' Card
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Still Sleeping, Please Be Very Quiet
This Post Is About Ted Cruz's Gross Hair And FREEDOM, Anyway Happy Weekend!
Sorry, Bill Barr, We Will Never Not Think Of Michael Flynn As A Twice-Confessed Criminal.
White House Sends Corona Drugs To East Asscrack, Acknowledges Mistakes Were Made
Jim Bakker Had A Stroke (Allegedly) And It's YOUR FAULT (Allegedly)
Dennis Prager So Mad Minorities Rejected All The VERY NICE NAMES White People Gave Them
A 'Plandemic' Is Far More Satisfying Than A Pandemic, And That's The Problem
US Unemployment Now Nearly As Bad As GOP Said It Was Under Obama
Let’s Recall The F*ck Out Of Crazy-Ass Las Vegas Mayor Carolyn Goodman!
Bridgegate Conspirators Exonerated, Still EVIL AS F*CK
Ahmaud Arbery’s Killers Were Charged With Murder. Now The Slow March To Justice Begins.
Gross Trump Campaign Idiot Brad Parscale Can't Stop Kicking Himself In The Neckbeard
Trump Finally Has Coronavirus Testing Plan, For Himself, After Valet Tests Positive
Learn How Debbie Became Timeshare-Free! Tabs, Fri., May 8, 2020
Bill Barr Drops Case Against Michael Flynn, Just In Time For Trump/Russia No-Collusion-Palooza 2020!
Yeah, We Should Sue To Death Businesses Who Kill Us With Their COVID-19 Song
Jacob Wohl, Jack Burkman In Phone Recordin' On A Criminal Fuc*in' Conspiracy?
Time For Today's Episode Of WE DON'T NEED NO F*CKIN' CDC!
Black Judge Expected White Texas Woman To Obey The Law, If You Can Even F*cking Believe It
Wake Up And Smell The 'Pro-Life' Bullsh*t
Conspiracy Wackos Now Going After The Doctors
Turns Out Richard Burr's Brother-In-Law Had Some Extremely Convenient Stock Sales, Too!
Here's Trump Treating A Nurse Like Garbage, Because It's A Day
Utah Businesses Forced Employees Sick With COVID-19 To Work But Let’s Not Identify Them Or Anything
Justice Department Investigating GOP Fundraisers Trying To Make A Killing Off Coronavirus
Trump Calls Dead Americans A Blue State Scam To Get Government Cheese
Weirdos Think Gazing Upon Their God-Like Faces Worth Dying Of COVID-19
Florida Makes Early Coronavirus Data Disappear Right Before Our Very Eyes
And What Would You Like For A Side, COVID-19 Or Texas Toast?
Arizona Gov Doug Ducey Repo's Scientists' Coronavirus Data
Amazon VP VIP Tim Bray Quitfires Self Over 'Chickensh*t' Activist Quitfirings
Whistleblower SHOCKER: Jared Kushner F*cked The PPE
They Lynched Ahmaud Arbery In Georgia. A Prosecutor Convicted *Him*.
Jim Bakker Claims Not Letting Him Sell Silver Poison Violates His Religious Freedom
Did These 15 Things Actually Happen In 'Grease' Or Am I Making Them Up? Tabs, Wed., May 6, 2020
Trump Disbanding Coronavirus Task Force To Spend More Time Piling Up Corpses
Sure, Let's Try To Overthrow Venezuela. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Anti-Lockdown Nut Arrested With Multiple Pipe Bombs, Situation Super Normal
Trump Intel Pick Ratcliffe Probably Just Following QAnon Twitter Because He's JFK Jr
This Ad Makes Trump Do The Ugly Cry, So Don't Watch It Unless You Just Want To
Ammon Bundy Knows What Is 'Holocaust,' It Is Having To Wear A Mask Sometimes For Sure
White House Economist Predicts ZERO Deaths Next Week. So Get Back To Work, Slackers!
If Laura Ingraham Gives Your Nana A Wet Willy To Prove Social Distancing Is Fake, CALL THE POLICE
What If The Supreme Court Held Arguments And Nobody Came?
No One Asked These Mediocre White Guys What They Thought Of Nikole Hannah-Jones’s Pulitzer Prize
Pastor Tony Spell Brags About Getting 200 Coronachecks From His Followers
Which Disney Princess And Parks And Rec Character Are You. Tabs, Tues., May 5, 2020
What Lies Is Fox News Telling Your Nana About COVID-19 Deaths Today?
Now We'll Never Know If Lizard People Were Behind The COVID-19 Pandemic
CDC Estimates Minus-1000 Drop From 2,000 To 3,000 Daily COVID-19 Deaths By June
Dr. Deborah Birx Wins Susan Collins Award For Most Seriously Troubled During A Global Crisis
Federalist Writer, Minor Sorbo Have Thoughts On Abortion, Masks, And COVID-19
Time To Recap Another Brutal 'Working Weekend' With Donald Trump, Brutal Worker Of Weekends!
Wingnuts Won't Wear Masks, Because This Is America
Stop Trying To Make George W. Bush Happen
White House Refuses To Let Fauci Testify To House, But OKs Senate Appearance Because ... REASONS
Let’s Show Some Love For Our Man In Alabama, Doug Jones
All Lives Matter An Awful Lot When You’re Protesting While White
California Official Sees Sunny Side Of Old And Homeless People Dying Of COVID-19, Is Fired Now
GOP Rep. Dan Crenshaw: Democrats Want To Deny Americans Dignity! (Of A Painful COVID-19 Death)
Trump Declares Self More Poorly Treated Than Lincoln, Who Was Assassinated
DRAINING YOUR PASTA IN YOUR SINK IS STUPID. Tabs, Mon., May 4, 2020
The City On The Edge Of Nice Things
Mike DeWine Walked Back Mask Order For Fear Of Offending People Who Don't Like Being Told What To Do
No Vaccine Is Available For Whatever Infected Candace Owens’s Brain
No One Can Bake Bread Anymore Because This Lady Needs All The Yeast For Herself
Yes, We All Hate Illinois Nazis.
PSA: How You Talk About Sexual Assault Accusations You Don't Believe Matters, Too
Damn Right, Justin Trudeau Took The F**king Guns
Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is Taking A Hike
May Day: The Pandemic Is Kind Of Like A General Strike
GA Voters Rejecting GOP’s Awesome Platform Of Insider Trading And Spreading COVID-19. Weird!
Mike Pence Knows It Was Just A Boo-Boo When Mike Flynn Lied To Him About Russian Collusion
More Armed 'Boogaloo' Terrorists To Storm North Carolina Capitol Because Haircuts And Civil War
Black Folks In Illinois Shouldn’t Flirt With COVID-19 By ‘Tipping’ Their Masks
Mike Pence Being Total Karen To Reporter Who Revealed His Mask Secrets
Gun-Toting Terrorist Babies Storm Michigan Capitol, Endanger Countless Lives
Only 3.8 Million More Americans Filed For Unemployment, So Things Are Getting A Lot Better Now
35 Reality Shows That Are Totally Fake! Tabs, Fri., May 1, 2020
Nice Time: California Gonna Feed Some Hungry Kids
Tech Bro Got $69 Million For 'Ventilators' After Tweeting At Trump. Nice.
Florida Gov DeSantis Uses Funny Math To Make Coronavirus Deaths Disappear. *HILARIOUS* MATH!
Don't Worry, Supreme Court Just Waiting For Right Time To Outlaw All Gun Control Ever
Fox News So Mad Everybody Calling Their New Dumb Quack Doctors Big Dumb Quacks
SEAN HANNITY SHALL NOT STANDETH YOUR CRASS LIBELISMS, RAPSCALLION NEW YORK TIMES
Michael Flynn, Take Your F*cking Pardon And GO AWAY!
Trump Will Give Blue States Coronavirus Aid, Just Needs ONE TEENY TINY 'Favor Though'
Ben Shapiro Thinks All Lives Matter Unless They Are Very Old
It's Not Evil Socialism, It's A Good Conservative 'Negative Payroll Tax'
Donald Trump Gonna SUE Idiot Campaign Manager For Not Making Him A Candidate Who Isn’t Donald Trump
Classic Favorite Gift Basket. Tabs, Thurs., April 30, 2020
If You're Not Saving Abortion All Day Long Tomorrow, What Are You Even Doing?
White House Gonna Cure That Virus With Another Task Force, *For Serious This Time *
Kayleigh McEnany Doesn’t Get Why Media’s So Uptight About Vice President Health Hazard
Steve Scalise Doesn’t Want To Bail Out Liberal States With Taxpayer Money That’s Mostly Theirs
Wasilla Wingnuts Use Coronavirus Shutdown To Ban Some Books
President Meat-Sweats Hereby Orders America's Meat-Makers To Keep Making Him Meats
Scammy Michigan Doctor In Trouble After Claiming His Vitamin C Shots Prevent And Cure COVID-19
President Bone Spurs Has Surprise For West Point Cadets! It Is Probably Coronavirus :(
JK Rowling's Rules For Writing, Life, And Success! Tabs, Wed., April 29, 2020
Tyrant Gavin Newsom Nationalizes California Restaurants To Feed Your Nana
Mike Pence Don't Need No Stinkin' Rona Mask, Cuz He's Got THE LORD
Proud Boys See 'Reopen America' Rallies As Chance To Recruit Fellow Idiots To Their Cause
If Your Dumbass MAGA Uncle Watched Tucker Carlson Last Night, You Need To Read This
Mitch McConnell Looks Out For Little Guy: Meatpacking Plants That Give Workers The Rona
'Le GOP, C'est MOI!' Trump Insists, Threatening To Kneecap Republicans Who Forget This Home Truth
Kelli Ward's 'Scrubs' Plot As Much About Fantasy Wish Fulfillment As About Lying
Dear Leader Trump Work Hard Like Beaver, Testicles Like Glorious Bull!
'ReOpen NC' Founder Has COVID-19, Says It Is Her First Amendment Right To Infect Others
Meet Monty, The Sad Rich Trump Donor Who Only Got $96 Million In 'Small Business' Loans
Yeah, Dummies, You Can Still Spread COVID-19 In A Tank Top At The Beach
Michael Flynn Will Not Stop Trying To Make Frameghazi!!!1!!!! Happen
How To Tell If Queen Elizabeth Doesn't Want To Talk To You. Tabs, Tues., April 28, 2020
Trump Knows What To Bleach Out Of Coronavirus Briefings, And It Is All The Science
Mother Teresa's Lawyers Say GOP Candidate Can't Run On Having Met Her One Time
Let's Check On President Bleach-The-Pain-Away And See How He's Feeling!
Ron DeSantis Managed Not To COVID-19 Everyone To Death In Florida, So That’s Something
Joe Biden's Got Green New Deal In Your Stimulus!
Conspiracy Jerks Ruin Random Lady's Life After Declaring Her Patient Zero
Who Wants A Politico Puff Piece On Hope Hicks? WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
Dr. Birx Did Some Sunday Shows. It Was ... Yep!
Tom Cotton Only Wants Chinese Students To Learn Real American Stuff, Like Shakespeare
State Department Brain Trust Wants To Enforce Iran Deal It Tore Up Two Years Ago
Branch Covidians Declare White Salon-Owner Lady New Rosa Parks
Pastor Tony Spell Won't Let House Arrest Stop Him From Maybe Giving More People Coronavirus
Is Your Meat Really Safe To Eat? Tabs, Mon., April 27, 2020
Arizona Race For Senate Still A Few Months From Full Batsh*t Status
What Is With This Michigan Republican's Confederate Coronavirus Mask Apology?
Bret Stephens Bravely Speaks For The Forgotten Man Who’s In A Hurry To Catch COVID-19
Kim Jong Un Rumored To Be Dead But May Also Not Be Dead, No One Knows For Sure
Reports Of Bleach And Lysol Drinking Increase Day After Trump 'Sarcastically' Suggests It
Right-Wing 'Boogaloo Boys' Spend Pandemic On Facebook, Plotting To Kill Us All In A Civil War
All Hail Gretchen Whitmer, The Wolverine Queen!
Gavin Newsom Now Just Trying To Get Into Our Pants
Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is Somewhat Better This Week, Thanks For Asking!
President Heckuva-Job Not Going To Work Until NOON These Days NOON WE SAID F*CKING NOON
30 Percent Of America Strikes Again, Thinks COVID-19 Vaccine Exists And Is Being Covered Up
Steven Mnuchin SO MAD Big Companies Bogarted 'Small Business' Stimmy $$$, As Designed
TUCKER CARLSON SHREDS ... His History Degree, Denies Japanese-American Internment Even Happened
Trump's Biggest Fans Are Way Ahead Of Him With The Bleach Drinking
A Children's Treasury Of Doctors And Bleach-Makers Saying DURRRRRRRRR DON'T EAT IT!
Turns Out Trump Owes Tens Of Millions To The Bank Of China, Because ... Hunter Biden?
Laura Ingraham Wants To Poll Test All That Uppity COVID-19 'Data'
It's A 'Kick Mitch McConnell In The Dick' Contest, And Everyone Is Playing!
Super Negotiator Trump Pays Four Times Contracted Price For Ventilators, Not One Penny Less
Washington State Republicans Go Feral, Ignore Stay-At-Home Order
DEAR FOX NEWS VIEWERS: DO NOT INJECT YOURSELF WITH BLEACH OR TRY TO SWALLOW A TANNING BED
Memes That Actually Ruined Innocent Lives! Tabs, Fri., April 24, 2020
Hello How Have You Been GIVE US YOUR MONEY
Trump Econ Adviser Stephen Moore Says 'Space Outfits,' F*ck It, Why Not.
Ammon Bundy Harassing Cops At Home Now, For Freedom And Coronavirus
Bugf*ck, Thy Name Is Las Vegas Mayor Carolyn Goodman
Nikki Haley Showing Her Ass Again, Bless Her Heart
Trump Administration Settles On HHS Sec Alex Azar As This Week's Human Sacrifice
When Even Donald Trump Thinks You’re Stupid, You’re Probably GA Gov Brian Kemp
Gosh, Why Would Mitch McConnell Think States Should Go Bankrupt Instead Of Getting Some Stimmy?
CDC Director Redfield Reassures Toddler-In-Chief He Didn’t Say True Thing He Said
60 Beautiful Abandoned Places That Leaves One Intrigued With Mystery. Tabs, Thurs., April 23, 2020
Trumps Begging For Corona-Handouts In UK And Ireland Now Too, Because #Poor
Wisconsin GOP Lege Sues Democratic Gov Evers For Sacred Right To Die In A Pandumbic
Gov. Cuomo, Please Keep Bill De Blasio From Saying Stupid S**t, Thank You
We're Not Saying Sean Hannity Literally Killed Your Nana, But, Um, These Economists Kinda Are
Idaho Anti-Vaxxer Mom Is The Rosa Parks Of Exposing Children To Deadly Viruses
Black GA Rep. Leaves 'Democrat Plantation' For Trump’s Swankier, Immigrant-Free Plantation
Private Citizen Trump Begs President Trump: ALMS FOR THE POOR?
TX Lt. Gov Dan Patrick Insisting Everybody Die For Mammon. Again.
'It's Fine If You Die' Miiiight Not Be Best Trump Campaign Slogan
Inside The Secret Models That THEY Don't Want You To See! (This Headline Is True Though)
'Messianic Rabbi': Send Us 10% Of Your Stimmy Check So Jesus Can Buy Himself Something Nice
Old Hollywood Stars You Never Knew Were Gay. Tabs, Wed., April 22, 2020
Yes Trump, Sometimes The Cure IS Worse Than The Disease!
Looking For That Sweet Sweet Stimmy? Well, Marrying A Foreigner Was Your *First* Mistake
Jesus Takes Wheel, Helps Stay-At-Home-Order-Defying Pastor Nearly Back Over Protestor
Coronavirus Got You Down? Sprinkle It Away, With Louie Gohmert's Magic German COVID Sprinkle Powder!
'But What Of Our Au Pairs!' Fox's Ainsley Earhardt Wonders Of Trump's Immigration Ban
Pro-Infection Rallies Are Astroturf All The Way Down
Smithfield Blames Immigrants For Bringing Virus Into Its Immaculate Slaughterhouse
Trump Suspending Immigration Because HEY, WHERE ARE THE F*CKING TESTS?
Let's Meet Trump's COVID-19 Testing Czar, Who Doesn't Play Well With Others
After Mass Shooting, Canadian Government Might Ban Assault Weapons Like A Competent Government
Weird How All These People Who Believe COVID-19 Is A Hoax Keep Dying Of It
Bill Barr Knows Freedom Just Another Word For Dying Of Coronavirus You Got At Church
GA Gov Brian Kemp Has Lost His Damn Mind
This Product Is Turning Men Of All Ages Into Beasts! Tabs, Tues., April 21, 2020
Greg Abbott Wants To Reopen Texas, But Keep The Abortion Clinics Closed
Ruth's Chris Steakhouse Got 'Small Business' Loans To Pay Executives, Managers. Well Done!
What Is Trump Angrily Expressing His Glands About Today?
SC Gov Henry McCaster Declares Spreading COVID-19 At Flea Markets An Essential Activity
Tennis Guy Might Take Ball And Go Home If He Has To Get COVID-19 Vaccine
Trump, Pence Sending FBI To Raid Hospital Deals For Sweet, Sweet N95 Masks
Trump Pays GOP Donors To Build Border Wall Out Of Ventilators
Kamala Harris Asks Bill Barr To Make Cops Just A Tiny Less Racist During COVID-19 Crisis
Jim Jordan Can't Get Corona-Drunk At The Golden Corral Buffet, And HE. IS. MAD.
SC Senator Tim Scott Thinks Donald Trump Is Psychic Now
Nevermind The Pandemic, The One Million Moms Have Gay Cartoon Ducks To Worry About
Judge Jeanine Will Wear Her Damn Mask, Now Let Her Out Of The House Already
The Pandemic Will Be Televised
Creep Sues Woman For Warning Other Women Not To Date Him
Idiots Hold Trump Death Cult Rally At Washington State Capitol
Foods The Queen Forbids The Royal Family From Eating! Tabs, Mon., April 20, 2020
The Nice Things Are Due On Maple Street
No Haircut On Earth Can Save Alex Jones And His Merry Band Of 'ReOpen America' Jerks.
New York Times Gonna Get Trump Re-Elected If It Kills Us
Kirk Cameron Wonders Why No Station Will Air Fundraiser For Anti-Gay Hate Group
Life Tabernacle Church Becomes Death Tabernacle Church After Defying Stay-At-Home Orders
David Brooks Hopes COVID-19 Will Purge America Of Sissies
Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is A Little Under The Weather
Sean Hannity Knows How To Eat Hot Dog In Time Of Coronavirus, It Is The Easiest
Kelly Loeffler Knows What Socialism Is, And It Is 'Opposing Insider Trading'
Trump Will Send American Ventilators To Vladimir Putin Because YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SH*T UP
President Lazyass Livetweeting Fox, Inciting Armed Insurrection A Tiny. TYPICAL FRIDAY!
Infowars Twerp Kicked Off Twitter For Being Death-Cult Coronavirus Douche
Dr. Fauci Probably Would’ve Preferred Shaking Your Unwashed Hand To This Laura Ingraham Interview
Trump Announces Plan To Reopen America, SPOILER! There Is No F*cking Plan
It's All Right To Cry, Mark Meadows, But You Know Trump Gonna Ax You For Being A Pussy
Dr. Phil (Not A Doctor) Talking Some Fake Shutdown Bullsh*t
Fox News Throwing New Tea Party For Michigan’s Operation Gridlock Idiots
Dr. Oz Is Gross And Weird And Bad
Stimulus Normal, All Fuqqed Up
Trump Loves Cops So Much Until It Is Time To Pay Them
The States Where Americans Don't Want To Live Anymore! Tabs, Fri., April 17, 2020
If Hillary Clinton Made Coronavirus In A Bathtub In Wuhan, TRUMP GON' FIND OUT!
What If You 'Reopened' The Economy And Trump And Like Five Fake Tea Party People Came?
What Is Even Up With The Wonkette Reader Aid Slush Fund, HENGHHHH?
IDEA: What If Trump Was 'Rush Limbaugh,' Instead Of 'President'?
Trump Has Perfect Phone Call With CEOs (Who Think 'Reopening' Economy Is BATSH*T INSANE)
CA Gov Gavin Newsom Giving Money To Immigrants, Making You Press One For English Probably
Can Trump Really ADJOURN CONGRESS? Hahahahaha, F*ck Off
Tim Ryan Makes Himself Useful, Calls For $2000 A Month Emergency Rona Income
Fox Brings On The Death Panels Lady To Explain Why Govt And Business Should Make You Die Of COVID-19
Just Look At These F**king Michigan Idiots
Poll Finds Kris Kobach Narrowly Beating Coronavirus, But Losing To Democrat In Kansas Senate Race
The Shocking Truth About Teddy Roosevelt Jr.'s War Record! Tabs, Thurs., April 16, 2020
Princess Cookies 'N' Cream Vanderbilt Rothschild Pelosi Has Granite Countertops
Maybe You Didn't Want To Vote This Year. The GOP Is Here To Make Sure Of It.
Nancy Pelosi Praying For Donald Trump Again
Nobody In Maine Likes Susan Collins Because They’ve Met Her
'ReopenNC' Protestors Demand Right To Spread COVID At Their Place Of Business
Trump Announces Plan To Give Coronavirus To WAY MORE Non-US-Americans!
Trump's Name Going On Stimulus Checks. Now Put It On Ventilators, Body Bags.
Convicted Felon Jim Bakker's Magic Silver Drink Cured Him Of Being Able To Take Credit Card Payments
Black GA Dem Endorses Donald Trump From Alternate Reality Where That Makes Sense
Celebs Who Aren't Famous Anymore And Everybody Knows It But Them! Tabs, Wed., April 15, 2020
A Guy Who Has Never Seen 'Mutiny On The Bounty' Explains 'Mutiny On The Bounty' To Donald Trump
Obama Endorses Biden, Acts Shady The WHOLE ENTIRE TIME
South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem Cures* Coronavirus With Personal Responsibility And FREEDOM
Florida: Let's Get Ready To Rumble/Catch And Maybe Die Of COVID-19!
Gavin Newsom, Andrew Cuomo To Lead Nice Trump-Free Regional Nation-States
Andrew Cuomo Too Busy To Give A F*ck About Trump's Whining Right Now
Someone Should Tell Tucker Carlson That Breast Cancer And Opioid Addiction Are Not Contagious
Ammon Bundy Doing His Part To Fill The Hospitals, For Jesus
Wisconsin GOP Vote Suppressing F*ckery Bites 'Em In The Ass
Virginia Is For Lovers (And Also The Reproductive Rights Of Said Lovers)
Republicans, Don’t Come For Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer Unless She Calls For You
Actors Who Were Drunk While Filming! Tabs, Tues., April 14, 2020
Reflections On A Corona-40th-Birthday Spent Wood-Grabbing
Wait, Why Is President Loud Stupid Bragging About Raising Gas Prices Now?
Labor Sec Eugene Scalia Just Wants To Make Life A Little Tougher And More Dangerous For Everyone
The Post Office Is In Trouble. Trump Is Here To Help With A Nice Pillow For Its Face.
Communism Is Just A Red Herring. Trump’s Why You’re Hiding In The House From COVID.
Trump HEREBY DECLARES He Is Boss Of Telling US American States When To Re-Open, LOL Stupid Idiot
Is The Federalist Just Straight Up Trying To Kill People?
Bill Bennett Doesn’t Think COVID-19’s A Pandemic, Not Sure If Anyone Even Has It
Kansas Court Slaps Down Lege's Attempt To Spread Coronavirus For Jesus
The Pope Goes Commie On Us. We Approve.
Coronavirus Not Gonna Stop Trump From Rage-Tweeting At Fox News On Easter
Nice Time! VA Gov Northam Goes Full General Sherman On Confederate Monuments
Texas Gov Abbott Set To Declare State’s ‘Coronavacation’ Over
Controversial Things Everyone Just Ignores About Ina Garten. Tabs, Mon., April 13, 2020
Put Some Nice Things In Your Easter Bonnet And Smoke Them
He Is Risen! Now Keep Your Ass Indoors With Some Easter-Themed TV
WHO NEEDS A NICE TIME? Virginia And Moms Demand GOT YOU COVERED!
Colorado Got (Some Of) Its Ventilators, Since A Republican Asked
Ivanka Trump To Save All The Small Businesses, By Asking For Chinese Patents On Them Probably
Who Likes Videos Of Dr. Fauci Kicking Mike Pence In The Dick?
Franklin Graham Tries To Explain Necessity Of Filling Central Park Field Hospital With Bigots
Poor Man's Roy Cohn Bill Barr Says Trump's Dictator-Style Purges Are F*ckin' AWESOME
Seven Dudes Overrule Kansas Gov Laura Kelly's 'No Churching' Order Because She's A Democrat Lady
The FDA Said Alex Jones Can't Sell His Magic Anti-Coronavirus Toothpaste Anymore
Navy Might Give Capt. Crozier His Job Back, Now That Trump's Tantrum Is Over
Feds: Oh, You Wanted Us To NOT SHUT DOWN TESTING SITES? Well If You Feel So Strongly About It
Nobody Tell Daddy The Paycheck Protection Program Is Broken. Daddy Gets Real Mad.
Joe Biden Extends An Elbow To Bernie Sanders Supporters
Wife 'Completely Shocked' By Husband's Hospital Room Video! Tabs, Fri., April 10, 2020
Let's All Watch This Ping Pong Ball Ad And Call It A Day
Anthony Fauci Ain’t Touching Your Dirty Ass Hand Ever Again
More Stimulus? It's Not Like Hospitals And States Are Small Businesses, Like Churches Are
Is Mike Pence ... Right About A Thing?!?
Jobless Claims Rise To An Unprecedented ‘Holy F**K!'
We Don't Have Enough COVID-19 Testing. So Trump Is Pulling Funding For Testing Sites.
God. He's A Real Motherf*cker.
Twitter Revokes Diamond And Silk's Immunology Degrees
GA Sen. Kelly Loeffler Dumps All Her Stocks Like They’ve Got The Rona
How Much Should You Be Tipping Delivery Drivers Right Now? Tabs, Thurs., April 9, 2020
The 565,286 Worst Lies Fox News Is Telling Your Nana About Coronavirus RIGHT THIS SECOND
Wisconsin Speaker Wonders Why Everyone’s So Mad At Republicans For Holding Death Election
Oh Nikki Haley Wants To Be Trump's Veep So Baaaaaad
How Is King Trump More Dangerous To America Than Coronavirus Today?
Trump Will Vote By Mail. The Rest Of You People Can Vote By Dying.
Mike Pence Gonna Pay Pastors As Small 'Businesses' Because Isn't That What A Church Is?
Be Very, Very Quiet: Georgia Republican Paul Broun’s Hunting Black People
Goodbye, A-Hole (Acting) Navy Sec Thomas Modly, Goodbye!
Martin Shkreli Wants Out Of Prison To Save Us All From The Coronavirus
Why You Should Put Dish Soap In Your Toilet! Tabs, Wed., April 8, 2020
Which Inspector General Is Trump Saturday Night Massacring This Lovely Tuesday Afternoon?
White House Econ Loon Peter Navarro Wants To Be The Good Guy Here. NOPE.
Hooray! Feds Rush Medical Supplies From China So States Can Over-Pay For Them!
Will This Scientologist's MLM Vitamins Save You From Coronavirus? Probably Not!
Part-Time White House Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham Now No-Time Press Secretary
Wisconsin's Got Long Lines Of People Willing To Risk Their Lives To Go Vote
Idaho Patriots Won't Let GOP Gov. Trample Sacred Right To Send Your Nana To The ICU
It's Time For The Fox News Corona Boner Pill Sextravaganza! Starring Dr. Oz!
SC Gov McMaster Issues Stay At Home Order While There Are Still Some South Carolinians
God Wants You To Ignore Doctors And Listen To Trump, Says Jews For Jesus Guy
Vote And Die! Democracy According To The US Supreme Court And Wisconsin Supreme Court
'90s TV Moments That Would Never Happen Today. Tabs, Tues., April 7, 2020
GOP Stands Up For Wisconsinites' Sacred Right To Catch Coronavirus At Polls Tomorrow
Oh, Gosh, We're Also Running Out Of Drugs Needed To Keep People On Ventilators
Wonksplainer: 5G Conspiracy Theories And What The Hell Is Going On With Them
Former Fed Chair Janet Yellen Hopes Economic Recovery Doesn't Come Up Short
IDEA: Maybe Trump Should Fire His A-Hole (Acting) Navy Secretary
California Gov Newsom Has Crazy Idea That Just Might Work
Coronavirus Doesn’t Care About Black People
Doctor Rudy Says Take Your Hydroxies To Prevent Corona, Kids!
Fired Intel Community Inspector General Very Nicely Tells President Crime-Baby To Eat A Bag Of F*ck
QAnon Idiots Very Concerned About Mole Children Now
Franklin Graham: Sinners Pissed Off God So Much He Dropped Corona On Everyone
Erick Erickson Promotes Burning Cross, Should Definitely Keep Neighbors Away
Fox Doc: COVID-19 Patients Getting Off Ventilators Will Play Fun Game Of ‘Live Or Die'
Celebs Who Robbed The Cradle. Tabs, Mon., April 6, 2020
Let's Do MORE Shopping At Our Readers' Stores!
Tonight We're Gonna Party Like It's Nice Things Ninety-Nine
Yes, Gov. McMaster, South Carolina Is ‘Unique’ But Everyone Still Needs To Stay The F**K Home
Let's Go Shopping At YOUR Online Shops!
Trump Firing Intelligence IG For Doing His Job? Sure, Why Not?
Republican Governors Explain, Poorly, Why They Are Being Coronavirus Idiots
Is Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 WORKING HARD, Or HARDLY WORKING?
Prancercise In The Time Of Coronavirus
Jobless Floridians Will Starve Because Rick Scott Spent $77 Million On A Crappy Unemployment Website
Dr. Fauci To 'Fox & Friends': F*CK YOUR FEELINGS.
'Transformed Wife' Hopes Coronavirus Will Make Ladies Stay Home And Bake Bread FOREVER
LOOKS LIKE 8Kun/8Chan Owner Scamming The Hell Out Of QAnon Idiots On His Site
Jared Kushner MBAsplains Coronavirus To America's Governors. Guess We're All Gonna Die.
About Jared Kushner's Federal Stockpile ...
Fate Of American Small Businesses Rests In Hands Of Donald Trump, Steve Mnunchin ... Oh CRAP!
Navy Captain Booted For Caring More About 4,000 Sailors' Lives Than About Trump's Sad F*cking Ego
Ammon Bundy Doesn't Find Any 'Rona In HIS US Constitution
Super Gambler Trump Loses America’s Shirt To The Coronavirus
Trump Campaign Cuts Fake Biden Ad To Troll The Libs, OMG, HELP We Are So Owned
I'm A Landlord. Am I Morally Obligated To Waive Rent During The Pandemic? Tabs, Fri., April 3, 2020
Wonkette Reader Aid Slush Fund Back Open For Business!
Nancy Pelosi Creating Committee To Watchdog Trump's Coronavirus F*ckups, And Fox News Is MAD
Bush-Appointed-Judge Tells ICE: LET MY PEOPLE GO
Donald Trump's Got A Fever, And The Only Prescription Is MORE GOLF
How's Your Kid's Online Schooling Going? Well, You're Reading This So You Have Internet
Trump Done Being Serious About Coronavirus, Decides To Just Be Big Stupid Lie-Racist Again
Trump Makes History! Ten Million New Lucky Duckies In Just Two Weeks
Jared Kushner's Magical MBA Knows New York Whiners Don't Need Thousands Of Vents
GAME CHANGER: Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp Just Found Out Coronavirus, Like, Real Contagious, Y'all
Oh Sh*t, Meghan McCain Is A Bolshevik Now!
Wisconsin GOP Protects Election By Forcing In-Person Voting During Pandemic
Donald Trump Would Never Tell Businesses What To Do, Except All The Time
One Thing All Liars Have In Common, Brace Yourself! Tabs, Thurs., April 2, 2020
If Devin Nunes Doesn't Get To Play Outside Soon, He Might Just Sue A LIVE COW
Nothing Makes Ben Shapiro Madder Than Capitalism Working For Poor People
Mr. Monopoly Mike Bloomberg Breaks Promises To Campaign Staff, Sends Them Directly To Unemployment
Does MAGA Stand For 'Make Navy Sick Again'? If So, HECKUVA JOB, TRUMP!
Mike Pence Found All The Coronavirus Supplies! We Had Mailed Them To Asia, Whoops!
Not Even God Should Shop At Hobby Lobby After It Reopens Stores During Shutdowns
Tucker Carlson Knows Coronavirus's Real Victims: Rightwingers Spreading Disinfo Censored By Facebook
Governor Florida Man Will Make Coronavirus Great Again, On Land And At Sea
If Trump Stops Being Total F*ckup RIGHT NOW, Coronavirus Might Only Be Between 33 and 81 9/11s!
There Is No New Trump, Just The Same Crappy Old Narcissistic Lying Trump
Trump Administration Takes Time Out Of Busy Pandemic To Make Cars Dirty Again
How Much 'Handmaid's Tale' Sh*t Are Red States Doing To Ban Abortion In The Time Of Coronavirus?
16 Funny Tweets That Oh Jesus I Can't. Tabs, Wed., April 1, 2020
What's Great About The New York Times Is How Pompously Bad At Everything They Are
Not Even Bedbugs Booking Trump's Roach Motels During Coronavirus :(
Hey 'Pro-Life' People! Would You Mind Trying Not To Kill Us All?
Trump Stops 'Chinese Virus' Talk After Deep Ego Massage From Xi Jinping
Who Needs Dr. Fauci When You Have Dr. Diamond And Dr. Silk?
Of Course Kim Davis's Lawyer Is Repping The Coronavirus Pastor
Lucky Ducky Las Vegas Homeless People Sleeping Tight In Very Fine Parking Lot
You Need To Hear How President Mouth-Idiot Talks To Governors About Coronavirus
Ivanka Trump Goops Her Way Through Coronavirus Crisis
General Electric Workers Would Like To Make Some Ventilators, Please
Mistakes You Didn't Know Were Ruining Your Fried Chicken! Tabs, Tues., March 31, 2020
Fox News Idiots Not Sure People Even In Hospital With Coronavirus, SAYS WHO?
Help! The 'New Yorker' Has Committed A Murder!
Neo-Confederate Group Invites Members To Big Party, Include It In Their Wills
Fox News Agrees That Trump Has Always Been At War With The Coronavirus
Spirit Of Lord Moving Through Liberty University, Just Kidding It's Coronavirus
Instacart Workers On Strike EVEN THOUGH Company Agreed To Give Them ... Hand Sanitizer
Even These Trump Admin Folks Wanted To Prosecute Walmart For Knowingly Filling Pill Mill Scrips
Ron Johnson Will Lick This Pandemic With Prodigious Googling, Whataboutism, And Midwestern CAN DO!
Oops, Some Folks Got Left Out Of The Stimulus! Don't Worry, They Aren't Airlines
Nice Time (ON OPPOSITE DAY) Coronavirus Quick Bites For March 30, 2020
Tampa Megachurch Pastor Has Virus Death-Ray, Keeps Holding Packed Services
Harry, Meghan Smart Enough Not To Rely On Trump To Keep Them Alive
Marco Rubio Thinks Media Just Having Constant Orgasms Over Rising US Coronavirus Cases
Lindsey Graham's Pandemic Sunday Show Idiocy
Shocking: We're Not Gonna Be Done With COVID-19 Before Easter
Nancy Pelosi Said What She Said: Trump Is Getting People Killed
Is It Allergies Or Is It Coronavirus? Tabs, Mon., March 30, 2020
You're Gonna Need A Bigger Nice Things
Texas GOPer Super Jazzed About All The Abortions COVID-19 Will Prevent
Florida Gov. DeSantis Really Mad New York Gave His State Coronavirus
Sit The Hell Down Meghan McCain, And Listen To A Fable
Is Trump Cutting Off Michigan's Nose To Spite Their Governor's Face? Probably!
Slumlord Jared Kushner Will Keep His NYC Buildings Fully Stocked With Mold, Roaches During Pandemic
COVID-19 Not A 'Bioweapon' Manufactured In A Lab, But Try Telling The Conspiracy Theorists That
Wonkette's Top 10 Has Been Training For Shelter-At-Home All Its Life
Lord Bless And Keep New Orleans As A New Storm Comes
Rush Limbaugh So Mad At Deep State Coronavirus Liars Like Dr. Fauci, He Just Might Die!
Look For The Helpers. Find Them At Wonkette.
This Is A Bad Way To Learn That Urgent Cares Don't Have To See Uninsured Dying Teens
One GOP Asshole Is Why House Can't Have Nice Things
President Thug Life Will Take Care Of Any ‘Wiseguys’ Who Expect Him To Do His Job
Cruise Ships Ain't Getting No Stimulus Money Just Because They're Not Even American, Isn't That Sad?
Neo-Nazi Attempted Hospital Bomber Was In Communication With Neo-Nazi Attempted News Station Bomber
White House Econ Crank Peter Navarro Icing His Balls After Unsuccessful Ventilator Evasion On CNN
Republicans Perplexed That Nancy Pelosi Might Want More $$ For Workers, States, Paid Leave, Pensions
How Is Trump F*cking Up The Coronavirus Ventilator Situation Today?
Matt Gaetz Pissed That COVID-19 Bill Gives $13 Million In Obama Phones To Black People University
Trump Won’t Say MI Gov. Gretchen Whitmer’s Name Because He’s A Sexist Sack Of S**t
Wonkette WARBLOG: Let's Do A Friendly Invasion Of The Slog's Book Club!
Men! Try This Never Take Viagra Again! Tabs, Fri., March 27, 2020
Hey Wonkette, You Holding Any Cakes We Like?
HEY DAN PATRICK, HERE'S THOSE OLD PEOPLE YOU ORDERED
H-E-B Supermarket More Prepared For COVID-19 Than Trump, Which Isn’t Saying Much
Dumbass MS Gov: THIS AIN'T CHINESE NORTH KOREA! Also Dumbass MS Gov: MY TRUCK, MY RULES!
PG&E Pleads GUILTY To Starting Deadly Camp Fire, Will Take $$$ From Victims To Pay Its Fine
Republicans Getting (LOL, 'Getting') F*cking WEIRD About Your Unemployment
Ainsley Earhardt Worried Coronavirus Will Negatively Impact Her Beauty Regimen
Trump's Gonna Blame Peter Strzok For Coronavirus Before This Is Over, Isn't He?
The Rent’s Too Damn High For Everyone Now
Pennsylvania Landlord Very Sorry Some Asshole Signed His Name To Stupid Eviction Threat
You Keep Playing Animal Crossing All Wrong. Tabs, Thurs., March 26, 2020
WTF Is Happening With Coronavirus In Russia?
Mike Pompeo Wants To Talk About Who Botched The Coronavirus Response? OH, REALLY?
Federalist Suggests Fun Coronavirus Parties For Hip Young Swingles
President Mob Boss Want Dem Governors To Tap Dance For Their Coronavirus Assistance
And Now, Your Daily Dispatch From The Fox News/Rightwing Coronavirus Death Cult!
To Whom Is Wonkette Giving Your Money Today?
Scuzzy Pastors Want To Put Their Congregations On Highway To Heaven
An NRA So Puny You Can Drown It In The Bathtub
Behold, We Have A Stimulus Bill!
Wait, You Mean Staying The F*ck At Home WORKS?
And This Is Why You Send Wonkette Your New York Times Money
Comrade Britney Spears Is Down For Wealth Redistribution And A General Strike
How To Pay Off Up To $10,000 Fast! Tabs, Wed., March 25, 2020
Trump May Not Believe Doctors, But He Believes The Stupidest Man On The Internet
Easter Bunny Trump Gonna Put Surprise In America's Easter Basket! (It Is Coronavirus)
QAnon Idiots Think Quarantined Celebs Are Using Videos To Send Secret Messages About Eating Babies
Would You Let This Man Suspend Habeas Corpus?
Wonkette Announces Reader Aid Slush Fund NOT Overseen By Donald Trump
Rand Paul's Staffers: Thanks A Ton, Typhoid Rand!
Dumbass Mississippi Governor Gonna Cure Coronavirus With BIBLE
Liberty University Will Make Teachers And Students Come Back, Coronavirus Be Damned
Hero Trump Gets Underwear Companies To Make Masks Out Of THREE LAYERS Of Underwear!
How Are We Saving The Economy Today (Besides Killing Grandma Millie)?
How Many People Will Trump's Coronavirus Pressers Kill Before The Media Stops Running Them Live?
How Are We All Doing? Are We OK?
Trump Will Put Americans Back To Work Over Their Nanas’ Dead Bodies
Where To Stock Up On Wine While Social Distancing Without Going Broke. Tabs, Tues., March 24, 2020
Look For The Helpers. They Seldom Need Capes.
We'd Tell Susan Collins To Go F*ck Herself, But Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Took Care Of That
Republicans Add Opportunistic Infection To Coronavirus Relief Bill
Sorry, Cruise Lines, Not A Single Penny In Bailout Money
President Crankypants Getting His Coronavirus Briefings From Fox News Again
Oh Sure, Ohio Is Definitely Just Trying To Cancel Abortions Because Of The Rona
$500 Billion Corporate Slush Fund Stalls Pandemic Aid Bill. McConnell Blames Greedy Democrats
Trump Certain Blaming China For Coronavirus Will Cure Coronavirus
Rita Wilson Is The Mack Daddy Momma Mack We Need Right Now
Get Well Soon, Rand Paul, You Unmitigated Dick!
White Supremacists Hope To Get Coronavirus In Order To Give It To Minorities
Dr. Fauci Says What He Really Thinks About President Lie-Mouth's Coronavirus Mouth-Lies
Marco Rubio: Does It Matter What Racist Names We Use For The Coronavirus Right Now?
Please Don't Stick a Hairdryer up Your Nose, And Other Things That Should Go Without Saying
Stephanie Grisham: If Media Loved America, They’d Help Spread Trump’s Coronavirus Lies
How To Keep Your Germy Ass Nails Clean At Home. Tabs, Mon., March 23, 2020
More Songs About Buildings And Nice Things
Hobby Lobby Staying Open During Pandemic Because Owner's Wife Got A Special Message From God.
Fox News Commies Turn On America’s Stock-Dumping Sweetheart, Kelly Loeffler
RIP Kenny Rogers: Singer, Dolly Parton Duet-er And Roasted Chicken Impresario
Don't Go Taking Any Coronavirus Advice From Our Stupid President
Who Are Our Coronavirus Heroes This Week?
The Extremely Shady Side Of Zac Efron. Tabs Extra! Sat., March 21, 2020
The GOP Is From The Government, And They're *NOT* Here To Help!
Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Just Lying Around Watching Our Ass Grow
Kevin McCarthy Whiiiiiiiines That Gavin Newsom Won't Let Him Play Governor UNFAIR
Hanging Out In Large Groups To Scream At Women Near Planned Parenthoods, For 'Life'
Trump Comforts Nation's Corona-Fears By Having Corona-Tantrum At NBC's Peter Alexander
Democrats, *Now Is Not The Time For Your Bipartisan Shit*
Hospitals Need Volunteers To Sew Face Masks Because Trump Says Government Ain't A Shipping Clerk
Megyn Kelly Still Sucks. This Time About Trump, Coronavirus.
Minnesota And Vermont Doing Universal Childcare (For Hero Grocery Store Workers)
Bill O’Reilly: Democrats Impeaching Trump Is Why Your Children Will Grow Up In A Plastic Bubble
Trump Gets In Bidding War With States For Face Masks. That's It, That's The Headline.
What Happens To Your Body When You Drink Scotch Every Day. Tabs, Fri., March 20, 2020
Cardi B Losing F**king Mind, Asks F**king Pentagon To Let A Bitch Know When She Can Go Out Again
Ron DeSantis Will Close Florida's Beaches. By October, At The Latest!
Trump's Daily Coronavirus Bullsh*t, Or Who Or What The Hell Is 'Chanel Rion'?
Hey, We Gonna Get Socialism, Mitch McConnell?
Ron Johnson: What's A Little Coronavirus Between Friends?
Elizabeth Warren Knows How Army And WALL Can Make Themselves Useful Right About Now
STFU About Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Fox News A-Hole Doctor Lady
We Really Don’t Care About Melania Trump’s Coronavirus PSAs. Do You?
If You Won’t Say ‘Chinese Virus,’ You’re Just Not Serious About Stopping This Pandemic!
No Title, Just Tabs. Tabs, Thurs., March 19, 2020
Good Lord, Is He Going To Crash The Market Every Day With These Batsh*t Pressers?
Amy Klobuchar Shows The Love For Uncle Joe, Even Bernie, On ‘The View'
GOP Congressman Pretty Sure God Hates Fags More Than He Hates Coronavirus
New Poll: Drinking Fox News Kool-Aid Could Give You The 'Rona
Ding Dong, Dan Lipinski Is Gone!
Democrats Vote To GET THIS SH*T OVER WITH Already
Right-Wing Economic Assholes Need To Self-Quarantine Their Mouths Until Pandemic Ends
Coronavirus Lockdowns Just Libs Trying To Stop The GAY-POCALYPSE, According To Science
Nice Time: Closing Restaurants Give EVERYBODY Eat!
Candace Owens Knows What's 'Satanic,' And It Is ... Not Letting People Die From Coronavirus? OK.
Rand Paul Officially Worst Senator From Kentucky
Trump Should Watch This February Video Of Him Saying Damn Right He Fired The Pandemic Response Team
They're Coming For Your Paper Coffee Cups. Tabs, Wed., March 18, 2020
How Presidential Is Trump Right Now, On A Scale Of One To 'STFU, Dana Bash'?
Duncan Hunter You Are LOCK HER UP!
Voting Not Going So Well In Illinois. Maybe This Was A Bad Idea?
Nice Time: Listen To The Helpers
Trump Hates Jared Now, Oh Poop!
THERE IS NO ELECTION IN OHIO TODAY: Forecast Called For CONSTITUTIONAL SH*TSHOW
France: YOU'RE FIRED! Wait, No, NOBODY'S Fired, Everyone Keeps Their Jobs, Hooray!
Why Is Newt F*cking Gingrich Still On Our TV?
Look What Bill Barr Just Did While You Were Busy With Coronavirus
Maine Landlord: It's A Crisis, So I'm Not Collecting Rent
Be Like Texas (Or Bexar County At Least) And Stop Sending Minor Offenders To Coronavirus Jail!
Maybe The Trump Organization Did Some Light Bribery For Lower Taxes, But It Was So Long Ago
30 People Who Got Called Out For Lying On Social Media! Tabs, Tues., March 17, 2020
Wonkette Recommendations For STAY THE F*CK AT HOME, Starting With STAY THE F*CK AT HOME!
Mitt Romney Wants To Give YOU $1,000 Plus An Obamaphone!
Take Heart, America: Mitch McConnell Still Piece Of Sh*t
Hey! Let's Check In On The Doomsday Cult Mom!
Federal Reserve Brings A Banana To A Gunfight, THIS IS FINE
Marco Rubio Says A Good Thing Dumbly
Holy Nice Times, Batman! Penguin Escapes, Watches Fishies!
What's Prince Jared Doing To Kushner Up The Coronavirus Crisis Today?
Badass Judge: NO SNAP CUTS FOR YOU!
Trump Presser Only 80 Percent Lies This Time, So That's Crazy!
Sheriff David Clarke Pretty Mad George Soros Making Him Stay Home Over Coronavirus
Trump Spends National Day Of Prayer Yelling At Enemies On Twitter
Hand Sanitizer Hoarder Bros Pretty Much Forced To Donate 17,000 Bottles
Trump Now Willing Travel Agent For The Coronavirus
Germans Reject Trump's Offer To Poach Vaccine Company, Hoard Coronavirus Vaccines Like Purell
Fox News Is Gonna Kill Your Nana Before This Is All Over
37 Embarrassing But Necessary Items That Are Available On Amazon. Tabs, Mon., March 16, 2020
March Democratic Debate: Two Will Enter ... Two Will Probably Also Leave
Italian Tenor Serenades Florence With Lovely Aria About Wanting To Marry A Very Murder-y Princess
The Curious Incident Of The Dogs In The Nice Things
We Know Trump Doesn’t Have Coronavirus Because He Told Us, So Take That To The Bank
Your Weekend Dose Of Coronavirus. Coronavirus NEWS, That Is!
Did Anyone Actually Think Trump Wasn't Going To Get Tested For The Coronavirus?
McConnell Will Sign CV-19 Relief Bill, He Just Has To Shake Five Hundred Hands First
Ronna Romney McDaniel Tweeting Coronavirus Updates From Parallel Earth Where Trump Isn’t Dumbf*ck
What Are Tinfoil Hatters Saying About Coronavirus? Oh, Just Normal Stuff.
Your Weekly Top Ten Doesn't Recommend Social Distancing From This Blog Post!
A Truth Sandwich On Barack Obama's 2009 Swine Flu Response, For President Gateway Pundit
Jerry Falwell Jr. Pretty Sure Constitution Says ONE COW, ONE VOTE!
Mean New York AG Won't Let Alex Jones Sell Magic Anti-Coronavirus Toothpaste, Unfair!
That Time Susan Collins Killed Pandemic Funding And Now We're All Gonna Die
Fox News: Heroin Chicago Gangbanger San Francisco Values WHAT ABOUT BLACK-ON-BLACK CORONAVIRUS?
Want More Coronavirus Tests? Trump Gonna Need You To Do Us A Favor, Though ...
Jared's Brother's Father-In-Law Will Find Cure For Coronavirus, On Facebook!
Biden, Sanders Remind Us What It’s Like To Have An Actual President
Senate's Dumbest Republican Wants You To Look On The Bright Side Of Coronavirus
New 51st Way To Leave Your Lover Revealed! Tabs, Fri., March 13, 2020
You Can't Get Coronavirus From Doggies And Kitties. Here, You Probably Need Some!
Guess Who Wrote Trump's Very Stupid Bad Awful Racist Numbnuts Coronavirus Address? NO, YOU GUESS!
Trump Sprays Irish Premier After Brazilian Prime Minister Sprays Trump. ALLEGEDLY.
Republicans Being Dicks About Coronavirus Sick Leave Bill, Imagine That
Joel Osteen Gonna Use Coronavirus To Bring More Souls To The Lord!
NBA Refuses To Basketball From Home, Season Suspended Indefinitely
Wonksplainer: WHAR CORONAVIRUS VACCINE?
Your Daily Dose Of Coronavirus. Coronavirus NEWS, We Mean!
IDEA WORTH CONSIDERING: What If Trump Just Shut His Damn Loser Mouth?
Bernie Sanders: If Tulsi Gabbard Doesn't Have To Quit, I Don't Either
Harvey Weinstein Finally Gets (Some Of) What He Deserves
15 Things That Definitely Won't Cure Coronavirus. Tabs, Thurs., March 12, 2020
Kansas City Mayor Turned Away After Daylight Voting Heist
Is Trump Regime LYING TO CONGRESS About 2020 Russian Election Attacks? Kinda Maybe!
Elizabeth Hasselbeck Confident Power Of Christ, Purell Will Exorcise Coronavirus
Time For Some Coronavirus Quick Bites
Appeals Court Says Congress Exists, Can See Whatever Mueller Grand Jury Sh*t It Wants
Nice Time: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Lifts Up Young Voters Feeling Bummed About Bernie
It's A Jolly Tax Holiday With Trumpy
Some Might Call It A WHOMPIN'!
Spare A Thought, And $2.5 Billion, For America's Poor Oil Barons
Donald Trump Endorses Jeff Sessions For Loser Of Alabama Senate Primary Runoff
Jesus Guy Very Concerned About All The Aborted Babies We Are Eating Every Day!
Preppers' Invention Takes Country By Storm! Tabs, Wed., March 11, 2020
Joe Biden Will Never Be NRA President
Acting DNI Idiot Ric Grenell Scared Of Congress, Not Gonna Go There, NUH UH!
Helpful Trump Campaign Manager Brad Parscale Separating Fools From Their Money
Faith Healing Getting Real Awkward In The Time Of Coronavirus
Who Gave STAND DOWN Order To Remove Coronavirus Posters In Immigration Courts?
LOUIE GOHMERT WILL NOT HAVE YEW SCIENCIN' HIS ASPARAGUS ABOUT CORONAVIRUS
BYU Prof Hit With Death Threats For Not Being Monster About Gay Students Existing
Trump's Cunning Plan To Rescue Economy From Coronavirus Is Secret, Shhhh
This Is What Fox News Is Telling Your Nana About Coronavirus
Don Jr. Wants To Talk About Who Grifting? LOL, Okay Deej!
It's Like There's Not Even Money In Climate Change Denial Anymore
Paul Gosar, Stuck At Home In Quarantine, Dreams Of Dying In A Spielberg Movie
7 Ladies Who Broke Up With Prince Harry. Tabs, Tues., March 10, 2020
Watch Out, America, There's THUNDERPENIS IN THE HEARTLAND!
Biden Tells Trump How To Handle Coronavirus Better: How About SHUT THE F*CK UP?
Top 6 Times Joe Scarborough 'Liked' Hillary Clinton
A Short, Mean Post About Tulsi Gabbard, In Advance Of Tuesday's Primaries!
Man Who Threatened Ilhan Omar's Life Sentenced To Prison — But Here's What She Wanted Instead
Trump Fails To Stop Coronavirus Because He Can't Come Up With Mean Nickname
DON'T PANIC! Cause It Won't Help Anyway.
NRCC's 'Socialism Madness' Ad Will Scare Stupid People S**less
Relax, America: President LoudStupid's Tweets Will See Us Through This Crisis
Ted Cruz And Paul Gosar Exercise Good Judgment For Once, Plan To Self-Quarantine
President Petty McNoPants Bails On Pelosi's St. Patrick's Day Lunch
Jesse Jackson Returns Favor, Endorses Bernie Sanders For President
Kamala Harris Adds Some #KHIVE To The #Joementum
The Ideal Trip For You And Your Love. Tabs, Mon., March 9, 2020
Happy International Women's Day/UNhappy Daylight Savings Time!
Cat: A Hell Of A Nice Animal, Frequently Mistaken For A Meatloaf
Trump Stuffs (Acting) Chief Of Staff Mick Mulvaney In Trunk, Ships Him To Northern Ireland
Trump's Blackwater Buddy Erik Prince Recruiting Only The Fanciest Ex-Spies To Narc On Liberal Groups
Helpful Reminder: Trump's CDC Guy Thought AIDS Was 'God's Judgment' For Gay People Existing
Finally! A Gas Station For Me, A Woman! Thanks Shell! #GIRLBOSS
Scumbag President Thinks Liz Warren 'Too Mean' For Office He Soils
Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Has A MONKEY ON ITS HEAD!
Alabama Executes Man Convicted Of Crime Another Man Confessed To
Larry Kudlow Reminds Anxious America There's No 'Coronavirus' In 'TEAM'
Screw The News, Let's Watch Hillary Clinton And Andy Cohen Gossip!
Trump Fox Town Hall Like Any Of His Usual Garbage Hitler Rallies, But Acoustic
Nice Time Study! Medicare For All Would Create Lots Of Jobs And Increase Wages
Rick Santelli Sorry He Said You Should Get Sick And Die, For The Economy
Elizabeth Warren Still Happy She Murderized Mike Bloomberg Right Before Our Eyes
Hero Judge Gonna Read Unredacted Mueller Report Himself, To See What A Liar Bill Barr Really Is
Texas State Rep Forced Into Runoff By Candidate Who May Not Exist!
Top 15 Most Beautiful Places You Need To See Before You Die. Tabs, Fri., March 6, 2020
Elizabeth Warren Is Out Of The 2020 Campaign, Not Out Of The Fight
Michael Bloomberg Doing GOOD THING. No, Come Back, You A-Holes, We're Serious!
Three GOP Idiots Think We Can Stop Coronavirus With Money Found Under White House Couch Cushions
Hey, Let's Subpoena Jared Kushner About His INTERESTING Real Estate Holdings!
You Forgot Something, Aaron Schock
Black Virginia Senators Explain To GOP Assholes That Confederate Statues Actually Hurt
Here's The Truth Sandwich For Last Night's Outbreak of Donald Trump Coronavirus Lies
LET'S TALK ABOUT THE F*CKING SENATE!
EPA Head Defends Saintly Scott Pruitt's Unimpeachable Honor (And The Money He Stole From Us)
Chuck Schumer Assaults Supreme Court Justices With ... Their Own Words
Senator Ron Johnson Determined To Make 2020 Election As Stupid As He Is
ALL (MAY BE) FORGIVEN, STEVE BULLOCK! :D
Top Celebrities Go From Slunder To Fabulous Success! Tabs, Thurs., March 5, 2020
Alex Jones Not Bragging, But He's Had Sex And Done Some Killings
We'll Call It 'Grander For Sanders'
Trump Sees No Reason To Take Responsibility For Coronavirus Outbreak While Obama Still Exists
Does The Trump Campaign Not Realize Judges Can Actually Read The Mueller Report For Themselves?
Black Voters Resist When Texas Goes Full Jim Crow On Super Tuesday
So, We're Probably Going To Lose Some Abortion Rights Soon
Biden's Big Blowout! EVERYONE, WE LOVE YOU, PLEASE RELAX.
Alabama Sends Roy Moore Back To Mall-Cruising Duty
DC Circuit Court: What Are We, JUDGES?
29 Tweets You'll Relate To If You've Pretty Much Given Up On Dating! Tabs, Wed., March 4, 2020
It's Super Tuesday! Thanks For Asking!
Maybe Roger Stone Just High On CHRIST, You Dicks
Don't Worry, Guys, Trump's Got This Whole ECONOMY Thing HANDLED
A Children's Treasury Of Chris Matthews Being The Actual Worst
Trump Explores Treating Coronavirus By Throwing Officials Under Bus
It's March 3, 2020. WHO WANNA TALK ABOUT HILLARY'S EMAILS?
We Read Devin Nunes's WaPo Libelslander Suit And Boy Is Our Brain Stupid
Did We Put The Maloik On Chris Matthews?
Trump Insider Just Drawing Dicks On Government Climate Research All Day Long
Trump And His Dumbstupid Sons Being VERY SNEAKY About Trolling Democratic Primary Voters
Woman Who Had Her Face Eaten By A Bear Would Like Some Medicare For All, Please!
Maggie Haberman Runs Another Ivanka Press Release Submitted On A Cocktail Napkin
Coronavirus Update: Schools Close, Shoppers Put A Squeeze On Charmin Supplies
How To Get Your Kids To Stop Touching Their Faces. (You Can't.) Tabs, Tues., March 3, 2020
Senate's Dumbest Republican: DURRRRRRR TIME FOR INVESTIGATE BIDEN NOW?
Doomsday Cult Stepdad Says Lori Vallow's Kids Are 'Safe,' Fails To Mention Where That Might Be
Texas Just Shutting Down All Polling Places That Aren't At Ted Cruz's House
60 Minutes Gives Convicted (BUT PARDONED!) War Crimer Eddie Gallagher A Lovely Tongue Bath
It's Your Super Tuesday Super Primer! Enjoy!
Supreme Court To Hear Obamacare Case: Kill It NOW, Or Kill It LATER?
New Trump DNI Pick Just As Dumb A Liar As Last Trump DNI Pick, Because It's Literally The Same Guy
Did Public Enemy Break Up Over Bernie Sanders, Just Like Your Friendships? It's Complicated!
A Mildly Sappy Post About Pete Buttigieg, From A Gay Who Thinks Pete Is Absolutely 'Gay Enough'
Judge Declares Ken Cuccinelli An Illegal
Trump's Biggest Meme Factory Headed For Closure
Don't Call It A Comeback, Old Handsome Joe's Been Here For Years
Trump #Me-Toos Defenseless American Flag At CPAC
13 Things You Never Knew About Bob Ross. Tabs, Mon., March 2, 2020
What We Talk About When We Talk About Nice Things
Don't Go Taking Coronavirus Advice From Alex Jones!
Tom Steyer Exits Race After His Plaid Tie's Crushing Loss In SC Primary
This Is Your South Carolina Primary Semi-Live Blog And Open Thread!
Trump Acknowledges First Coronavirus Death While Still Insisting It's All A Hoax
What? Chris Matthews Is Sexist To His Female Guests? Who Would Have Thought?
Trump Can’t Sleep, Too Busy President-ing Badly
Your Weekly Top Ten Isn't In Mexico, But The Editrix Is!
If You Liked Jesus Feeding The 5,000, You're Gonna LOVE Trump Sucking And Spitting The 60,000!
White House Finds Coronavirus Lie-Strategy That's Sure To Work Until At LEAST Tomorrow
Nazi Suddenly Realizes Being Nazi Bad, Right Before Being Sentenced To Prison
Congressman From 'Hee Haw' BURNIN' DOWN That Georgia Senate Race!
Fox News Explains How To Prevent Coronavirus: Sterilize Democrats
CPAC Speaker Claims Princess Diana MURDERED By Socialized Medicine (Spoiler: She Was Not!)
Odd-Looking 42-Year-Old Manchild Will Bring Cool GOP Kids To Polls For Daddy
How Did Donald Trump Fight Coronavirus On Thursday? Pfffffffft, How Did He NOT?
Matt Gaetz Is ... Right About A Thing???
Weirdo Whistleblower Thinks 'Touch Me I'm Sick' Bad Way To Respond To Coronavirus, What A Weirdo
Part-Time Truck Driver Ted Cruz Defends Hardworkin' Americans From Latte-Sippin' Liberals
Court Kicks PragerU's 'Free Speech' Lawsuit Right In The Dick
Someone’s Still Gonna Have To Make You A Latte Even If They Have Coronavirus
When You See What These Kids Are Jumping In, Your Jaw Will Drop! Tabs For Friday, Feb. 28, 2020
Mike Pence Will Edit All CDC Coronavirus Messages For Mentions Of Science, Truth, Boobies
Rudy McNoFriends Ain't Got No Friends :(
Trump Sues New York Times For Called Him Russian Puppet And Made Him Mad, Awwwww
Bill Barr's DOJ Gives Fox News New Excuse To Flash Scary Mexican Videos At Your Grandma
Rush Limbaugh So Mad Rod Rosenstein Invented Coronavirus With The Deep State And His Sister
Mike Pence Is Your New Czar Of Finding Out If Coronavirus Is Gay, Praying It Away
MAGA Troll Cassandra Fairbanks Is The Man Who Will Fight For Stinky Cat Lady Julian Assange's Honor
How Racist Is GOP's Claim That Mike Bloomberg 'Bought' Lucy McBath? Pretty Damn!
Supreme Court OKs Border Patrol Murdering Mexican Children
12 Genius Casseroles You've Never Eaten During Sex! Tabs, Thursday, Feb. 27, 2020
Liveblogging Donald Trump's 'Our Friend The Coronavirus' Book Report
Dr. Ronny Pretty Sure Joe Biden Can't Pick Out 'Camel' As Good As Bodybuilder Jesus Trump Can!
James O'Keefe EXPOSES ABC News Reporter As Thoughtful Journalist, So Obviously ABC Suspended Him
Stop What You're Doing And Watch Jim Clyburn's Endorsement Of His Good Friend Joe Biden
Trump Fires 'Caronavirus' And Stock Market For Disloyalty, Refusing To Investigate Joe Biden
Trump Regime's Newest Power-Player Allowed To Eat Pizza Whenever He Wants, Doesn't Even Have Curfew
Steve Bullock, Get Over Yourself And Run For The Damn Senate!
Roger Stone's Genius Lawyers Pretty Sure Scary Black Lady Tricked Them Into Botching Jury Selection
No Lawmakin' Today, Oregon Republicans Are HIDING! Yes, Again.
Make Your Perfect Avocado Toast And We'll Sort You Into A Hogwarts House! Tabs, Wed., Feb. 26, 2020
Liveblogging 'Entertainment Tonight' Or The Democratic Debate Or Whatever Is On CBS Right Now
The Stage Is Getting Bigger Again, Oh F*ck! Your Charleston Democratic Debate Preview!
Hot Pocket Heiress Gonna Eat All The Hot Pockets, IN JAIL
Coronavirus Causing Right-Wing PanDUMBic Of Epidemic Proportions, GET IT? GET IT? GET IT?
Trump's Bizarro CFPB Wants To Let Debt Collectors Hound You About Money You No Longer Owe
How Much Sh*tshow Is Bill Barr's Justice Department Right Now? This Much Sh*tshow.
Dear Leader Knows Who Is Illegitimate, And It Is Supreme Court Ladies Who Hurt His Feelings
Supreme Court Pretty Sure Tired, Poor, Huddled Masses Just A Bunch Of Mooches Anyway
Idaho 'Pro-Life' Republican Casually Wonders Why No One Has Nuked Planned Parenthood
Win A Free Toaster With A $10K Deposit! Tabs, Tuesday, Feb. 25, 2020
Marco Rubio Stars In 'Dipsh*ts In Cars Blathering About Socialism'
Want To Make Phyllis Schlafly's Ghost Real Mad? Let's Ratify The ERA Already!
Joe Scarborough Thinks It's Time The Ladies Left This Primary So The Menfolk Can Sort It Out
PSA: Do Not Fall For Trump's Gaslighting Bullsh*t About Russia's 2020 Election Attacks
Harvey Weinstein Is A Rapist. No 'Allegedly' About It Anymore.
Will Hurd Wants To Diversify GOP, With More Trump-Enabling Reps Like Himself!
India Loves Trump For Some Reason, Is Welcome To Keep Him If It Wants
White House Purges All Deep State Imperialist Running Dogs It Inexplicably Hired
Trump Officials Say They Have 'No Intelligence' ... Stop Laughing, They Are Serious!
Right-Wing Think Tank Hopes Its Greta Thunberg Knock-Off Will Convince People To Torch The Planet
Clint Eastwood Might Vote For Different Empty Chair Than Trump This Time
Here's Why You'll Never Have The Full Nevada Caucus Results! Tabs, Monday, Feb. 24, 2020
Wonkette At The 'Movies': The Wonderful World Of Satanic Panic Propaganda
Sanders Won Nevada, But No One Needs To Be A Chris Matthews About It
Can We All Agree That Barack Obama Should Never Follow Bill Kristol's Consistently Bad Advice?
All That Is Nice Things Melts Into Weird
We Need To Talk About Dick Van Dyke And His Collection Of Animatronic Dick Van Dykes
Don't Go Taking STI Curing Advice From Jim Bakker!
AOC Wears Fancy Dress Instead Of Burlap Sack On Television Show, Idiots Cry Hypocrisy
California: 'Porn License And Registration Please'
Crawling Smear Of Paul Ryan Paul Ryans All Over Us Again
Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Hurt Ted Cruz's Balls, OW!
Trump Cannot, Will Not STFU About Black Lady Juror Who Hurted His Best Friend Roger
Trump Taps Nunes Lackey Kash Patel To Run Nation's Intelligence, If Any
State Department Kinda Making Up Coronavirus Policy As It Goes Along. That Cool?
Tim Scott Predicts Clone Army Of Tim Scotts Voting For Trump
The Top 768,796 Reasons Putin Wants Trump Re-Elected, For GOP Rep. Chris Stewart And Idiots Like Him
Tucker Carlson Has New Target In His Crosshairs, Because He Is A Stochastic Terrorist
Orlando Jesusland Layoffs Mean No More Daily Scourgings, Crucifixions
The Next Contestant On 'So You Think You Can DNI' Is ... The Congressman From 'Hee Haw'!
President Klan Robe So Sad The Oscars Aren't Hella Racist Like He Is
DNI Trump Fired Over Russia Briefing ALSO Ukraine Crime Spree Witness, How Coincidence!
Trump Might Make Corporations Pay Minimum Tax, Might Also Quit Job And Just Travel, Man
Here's Why Guys Are Obsessed With This Underwear! Tabs, Fri., Feb. 21, 2020
Russia Trying To Re-Elect Trump, And He Is MAD (That Democrats Found Out)
Don't Cyber With Rudy, Your Computer Will Get The Herp!
Hot Take: Anonymous Jerks Probably Shouldn't Torture Pigeons For Fun
Dana Rohrabacher: If I Did It, Oh Wait, I Did!
ROGER STONE FOR (40 MONTHS IN) PRISON!
Oh No, Campus 'Terrorists' Did Terror To Kent State Gun Girl, By Chanting About Diapers
European Remake Of 'Showgirls' Starring Mike Pompeo And Mick Mulvaney Somehow Worse Than Original
Donald Trump Obsesses Over Hillary Clinton For About 90 Minutes Of 90 Minute Arizona Rally
Meet Ric Grenell, America's First Gay Troll Traitor Acting DNI!
Elizabeth Warren Has A Plan. It Is A Plan For Kicking Ass.
Invisible Woman Elizabeth Warren Almost Mentioned In Coverage Of Debate She Won
Trayvon Martin's POS Killer Sues Pete Buttigieg, Liz Warren For Aggravated Humanity
Power Causes Brain Damage. Tabs, Thurs., Feb. 20, 2020
ARE YOU READY FOR BLOOOOOMBERG????? (No.) (Your Vegas Democratic Debate LIVEBLERG!)
You Like FIGHTS? Then You'll Love Tonight's Democratic Debate!
Did Trump Offer To Pardon Assange In Exchange For Sexxxxy Hillary Dirts?
Did Trump Commute Rod Blagojevich's Sentence For CRIME Reasons Or For DUMBASS Reasons? Yes.
Meghan McCain Thinks Democrats Did 'Piss Poor Job' Of Reminding Her Trump Exists
America's Greatest Artist, Jon McNaughton, Discovers Greatest Metaphor For The Media Ever
The Hill SO SORRY For Putting John Solomon’s Ukraine Lies In Wrong Section Of Newspaper, We Good?
Swing State GOP Senators Content To Hold Trump's Hand, Drive Off Cliff Together
Trump Just Fired Another Ukraine Crime Spree Witness, No Big
Trump Pardons Have Nothing To Do With Donations To His Campaign. NOTHING AT ALL.
Ohio GOP Demands Investigation Of Dem Who *Didn't* Vote Twice
Is Bill Barr Cockblocking The SDNY? Sure Damn Looks Like It!
NBC News/Wall Street Journal Present 'The Mystery Of The Vanishing Elizabeth Warren'
Europeans Appear Unimpressed With Our Beautiful American Health Care Choices
Susan Collins 'Very Disappointed' In Poll Showing She's A Big Loser
Terrifying Japanese Ghosts That Will Haunt Your Dreams. Tabs, Wed., Feb. 19, 2020
Trump Pardons Every Criminal He Knows, Which Is A Lot Of Criminals
Alan Dershowitz Peddling Anti-Semitic Conspiracy Theories To Breitbart, What Fun We Have In Hell!
Fox News: Don't Compare Mayor Pete's Marriage To Trump And Rush Limbaugh's Cheaty Slutting, NO FAIR!
Ted Cruz Was NOT OWNED. HE TOTALLY GOT IT, OKAY?
Boy Scouts Hoping To Earn 'Paying Restitution To Sex Abuse Victims' Merit Badge
A Dizzying Array Of Brilliant Genius Thoughts From Our Leader As He Sat On This Morning's Terlet
Kevin McCarthy: Donald Trump Always Hangs Out With Everyday Working Folk He Refuses To Pay
John Bolton Invited To Kick Self In Dick At Earliest Convenience
Candace Owens Says Bernie Sanders Is As Racist As The Guy Who Passed The Civil Rights Act
Trump Thinks You'd Like A Nice Side Of Mercury With Your Coal
Rudy Giuliani And Erik Prince Still Very Under Investigation, DOJ Leakers Here To Remind You!
Why Are All These People On Fiverr Selling Spells To Make People Millionaires?
One Million Moms (One Mom) Poutraged Over 'Demonic' Disney Show
Damn Right Mitch McConnell Would Fill SCOTUS Seat In Election Year While Ordering Code Red
Why Does This Jesus Man Want Restaurants To Fail?
CURSES! Bill Barr's Plot To Jail Ex-FBI Guy Andy McCabe FOILED AGAIN!
Meet Dennis, The Iowa GOP-er All Buttered Up About Boner Fraud. Dennis Is Weird.
Maybe Trump's Budget Cuts Will Force Lazy Coronavirus Patients To Get Well
Trump's Jesus Lady, Paula White, Wants Your Electric Bill Money
Lev Parnas Maybe More F*cked. Who (Bill Barr) Will Save Rudy Giuliani Now????
The Fantabulous Lies of One Kellyanne Conway
Bill Barr Ratf*cks DOJ ... No, This Is A New One! For Trump's Pal Turkey!
We Used To Give Migrant Kids Therapy To *Help Them*, Not Nail Them, Isn't That So Funny?
Virginia Nice Time Streak Ends As 'Moderate' Dems Help Kill Assault Weapon Ban
Senator From 'Deliverance' Talking About 'Honky Tonk Woman' And Brain Damage, We Are So Confused
Richard Dawkins And The Eugenics Argument That Literally No One Asked For
That Softie Mike Bloomberg Won't Make Rudy Giuliani Give Up Loving Stop-And-Frisk
Medicare For All Would Save Money And Lives, Say Epidemiology Nerds At Yale
Ivanka Trump Speechifies At Global Women's Forum Because Women Haven't Suffered Enough
Rain, Bloomberg Wash Out Donald Trump's Daytona 500 Visit
21 Infuriating People Who Should Be Banned From Restaurants For Life. Tabs, Mon., Feb. 17, 2020
Something Something Sunday, Something Something Nice Things
Ted Cruz Positively Outraged That The Government Would Interfere With His Reproductive Rights
Rand Paul Thinks YouTube Has Some Obligation To Torture Its Users With Clips Of Him Speaking
Creepy Child Nazi Banned From YouTube, Finally
Amy McGrath, Please Beat Mitch McConnell Now, We Are All Sick Of His Stupid Face
Your Weekly Top Ten Is A 15-YEAR-OLD DOG NOW!
Michael Avenatti? More Like Michael Ave-NAUGHTY!
Bill Barr Just Checking For 50th Time To See If Michael Flynn WUZ FRAMED!111!1!GHAZI!1!!
Unqualified Stephen Miller Crony Is New Top Lawyer At DHS
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Men Are Terrible And Everyone Is Drowning In Debt!
Stephen Miller's Latest F*cked-Up Bullsh*t Is SOOOOOOME F*CKED-UP BULLSH*T
Democrats Might Need Restraining Order Against Creepy Republicans Stalking Their Meetings
Trump Extorts New York On Twitter, Just Right There, Right Out In The Open
Dennis Prager Feels Like The Left's N-Word Because He Can't Just Say ... You Know.
Oh My God, Bill Barr, Fuuuuuuuuuuuck OFFFFFFFFFF
Portland, OR Man ‘Wins’ $1 Million On ‘Who Wants To Get Screwed By Racist Cops?’
John Kelly Says Fox News Makes You A Idiot. And By 'You,' He Means ...
Delicious Dump Cake For When You Get Dumped! Tabs, Fri,. Feb. 14, 2020
Can Rush Limbaugh And Ben Ferguson Please Put Their Yucky Trump Boners Back In Their Panties? Thx.
Hopey Changey Jobby Againy Go Back To White Housey, Guess She Failedy In Californy, Big Frowny
Donald Trump Found A Black Woman To Blame For Roger Stone's Crimes
Bill Barr, Come Explain Your Trifling Ass To Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren Or (And) GTFO
Marie Yovanovitch Will Stick Her Sensible Wedge Pump Right Up Mike Pompeo's Craven A**
Keep Talking, John Kelly. You're Not Done Atoning.
Hippie Enviros And Big Timber Reached A Deal, And Oregon GOP Is Losing Its Miiiiiiind
Trump's Reichstag Fire Is Here, And It's Going To Burn For The Next Nine Months
Corey Lewandowski And The Mystery Of The Dogfaces That Didn't Bark
'OK, Boomer' Is Not The N-Word. The N-Word Is The N-Word.
Go To Jail, James Bakker. Again.
McDonald's Menu Items Even The Staff Won't Eat! Tabs, Thurs., Feb. 13, 2020
Put Some SPICEY In Your Lover's Sexxx Panties, With A Sean Spicer Sexxx Panties Valentine's Video!
Why Jim Jordan Cryin'? Because Those Ohio State Sex Abuse Victims STILL Won't Shut Up And Wrestle!
Rep. Ayanna Pressley Learns The Fed Chair Some Black History, How To Mic-Drop
UK Teens Tired Of Waiting For Climate Education, So They Drafted A Law To Require It
What's Dumber Than Devin Nunes Or John Ratcliffe As Director Of National Intelligence? This A-Hole.
'Drunk' Lawmaker Fights Blind Lawmaker In Capitol Parking Lot Because West Virginia
Utah Politicians Don't Think They Need Prisons Full Of Sister Wives
Bill Barr Breaks The Justice Department
Sanders Wins New Hampshire With Nana's Best Grandson Close Behind
New Hampshire Ends Campaigns Of One Candidate You've Heard Of, Plus Two Others
DOJ Sues Over Sanctuary Policies, Because F*ck Immigrants Is Why
Who Won New Hampshire? It WAS Your Mom? Man, Wonkette Is NEVER RIGHT.
Rush Limbaugh Has Question About Pete Buttigieg Kissing His Husband. Wonkette Has Answer.
Coming To Theaters, That Movie What Made Trump Sh*t His Underpants!
Iowa Republicans Dicking Around With Food Stamps For Jesus
Bill Barr Discovers Sentencing Reform, But Only For Roger Stone
FBI Gonna Catch All Those Non-Existent Pro-Choice Violent Extremists, Because 'Both Sides'
Bloomberg Beats Trump In Dickhole Notch While Trump's Busy Trying To Block Traffic
Grifty Mississippi 'Charity' Eated All The Welfare Monies
Hey! Do You Know Who Is ‘Electable?’ Literally All Of The Democratic Candidates!
GOP Senators Report From Inside Trump's Ass On How Great It Is Alex Vindman Got Fired
Former IA Gov Tom Vilsack Wins $150,000 Powerball Prize. That's It. That's The Headline.
Roger Stone Is Goin' To Prison! BUT FOR HOW LONG?
This Is What Anti-Choicers Actually Believe Now
12 Things Stewardesses Spot In 3 Seconds. Tabs, Tues., Feb. 11, 2020
Trump's Budget Is 50 Percent Magical Thinking, 50 Percent Bullsh*t
GOP Will Save Climate By Painting Smokestacks Green, Hoping Everybody Fooled
Trump Intel Chiefs Hearing Rescheduled To Keep From Hurting Grandpa LoudBad's Delicate Feelings
BlazeTV Host Takes Home Oscar For Best Achievement In Twitter Bigotry
Have The Cows Been Telling Devin Nunes Lies About Marie Yovanovitch, Or Is He Just That Stupid?
Babies Hurt By Flint's Water Are Struggling In School. Thanks, Fiscal 'Conservatives.'
Graham Announces Joint Barr-Giuliani Investigation Of Bidens, Because We Are A Banana Republic Now
President Pimp Daddy Gonna Approve All The Federal Architecture
How Many Liberals Can We Blame For The Shooting Of NYPD Officers?
Fertilizer CEO Slips, Falls Into His Own Racist Bullshit In Exchange With Uber Driver
Hero GOP Senators Tried To Stop Trump From Firing Sondland, Very Inspiring, How Brave, Wow
Lindsey Graham's Post-Impeachment Victory Lap
Can We Please Talk About How Pete Buttigieg's Healthcare Plan Is Absolutely Bonkers?
Banning Mitt Romney From CPAC Might've Saved His Life, Says Hero Matt Schlapp
Harry, Meghan, Queen, Other Ones, Do Thing. Tabs, Mon., Feb. 10, 2020
Recipe Hub: Stracciatella, A Soup Made Of Things Likely to Be In Your Fridge Right Now
Wonkette Book Club: Petty Revenge Against Critics? Glad *That's* A Thing Of The Past!
Fragile Far-Right Troll Really Upset That Nancy Pelosi Ripped Up Some Papers
Are You A 'Republican Goddess?' If So, We Have Found Your Future Husband.
Not Having Health Care 'Incentivizes' People To Be Healthy, Says Fox News Doctor
Relax, Chris Matthews. No One Is Going To Behead You.
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Running Late, Let's Make This Fast
Rudy And His Hairballs Probably Already Thinkin' Up Some Good Old Lies About Bernie Sanders
Christian Lawyer Mat Staver Can't Believe The Government Is Going to Force Everyone To Be Gay Now
Let's Top Off The Longest Decade Of The Month With Another Democratic Debate!
CPAC's Hottest Sexxx Play This Year Not Shame Secret Grindr Hookups, Allegedly!
Four-Year-Old Child Dead After Mom Takes Flu-Curing Tips From Anti-Vaxx Facebook Group
Trump Charged Secret Service Up The Wazoo To Protect Him At His Trash Palaces
Bill Barr's New Civil Rights Focus: Sometimes People Hurt Cops' Feelings :(
Internal Fox News Memo Shows They Knowingly Broadcast Ukraine Dezinformatzya
If Ukraine Won't Do Fake Biden Investigations, Senate Republicans Will DO 'EM THEIRSELF!
There Are Known Unknowns And Elizabeth Warren Knows Them
Susan Collins, Please Get A F*cking Grip
Nice Time: Virginia Secedes From Anti-Gay Union, Passes LGBTQ Nondiscrimination Bill
Read This Before You Eat Any Flamin' Hot Cheetos. Tabs, Fri., Feb. 7, 2020
'Fox & Friends' Just Christ-Shaming Mitt Romney For Loving Jesus Too Much. Totally Normal.
Nancy Pelosi Rips Trump In Half Again During Weekly Press Conference
Matt Gaetz Too Stupid For Laura Ingraham
Release The Bees And Let Us Warm Ourselves On This Wicker Man David Brooks
GOP PAC Runs Ad Promoting Progressive, Dynamic Black Lady Senate Candidate ... Oh ... No?
Are We Seriously Going To Accuse Someone Of Rape Based On One Comment On A Shady Gossip Blog?
Stephen Miller Gonna End 'Sanctuary Cities' By Pissing Off Airline Passengers
Trump Vows At Prayer Breakfast To Hunt Down Jesus's Real Killers, The Democrats Who Impeached Him
Chuck Grassley Sics Secret Service On Hunter Biden, Assume Democracy Dead
Pissed About The Senate Impeachment Vote? GET THE F*CKERS OUT.
Nice Time! NYC Helping Out New Moms Like A Common Finland
How Does The GOP Solve A Problem Like Mitt Romney?
What Happens When A Man Grows A Beard, According To Science. Tabs, Thurs., Feb. 6, 2020
From Now On We Vote Like Normal People, Dammit!
Tom Steyer Paid SC Legislator $43K For One Month Of Advanced Blackness Studies
Elizabeth Warren Promises Little Girl She'll Close The Camps
Nancy Pelosi Didn't Just Tear Trump's Speech In Half, SHE TORE HIS FEELINGS IN HALF!
Prada Promises To Cut Out The Blackface, Realize It's 2020
Former Rep. Kweisi Mfume, Actual Resident Of Elijah Cummings's District, Wins Primary For His Seat
Is President Crime Boss TOTALLY EXONERATED Yet? Your Impeachment Vote Preview!
Donald Trump Read His Speech. Nancy Pelosi Ripped It Right Up
BREAKING: Steve Bannon Reveals Fox News Is In The Bag For Donald Trump
Senate Republicans Mostly Agree Trump Kinda Sucks, Should Remain POTUS
Donald Trump Has A New Post-Acquittal Enemies List And Every Name Is 'John Bolton'
Everything You Need To Know Before Buying Eggs Again! Tabs, Wed., Feb. 5, 2020
Come Not Watch The State Of The Union With Your Wonkette!
Trump Not Discriminating Against Muslims Anymore, Just Black People. OK And Some Muslims.
Homeless Man Forced To Lick A Urinal Is Suing The Sh*t Out Of Honolulu P.D.
Did CIA PETE And COBRA Do The RIGGED?
Coast Guard Nazi Going To Prison. For The Mass-Murder Planning, Not The Racism.
Lisa Murkowski Sick Of All The Corruption, Will Vote To Let It Continue
Judicial Watch Just Making Up Iowa 'Voter Fraud' Numbers, As If Iowa Needed Their Sh*t
U.S. Bank's Simple Wisdom: Look For The Helpers. And Fire Them.
Oh No All The Nazi Website People Are Getting Laid Off
President Great Words Will Write Very Own SOTU Address Without Parents' Help
Goddamn It, We Forgot The Impeachment Trial Was Actually Still On
Ex-Wells Fargo CEO Fined $17.5 Million, Will Have To Make It On $116 Million Of Parachute Left
Republicans Aren't 'Afraid' Of Trump. They're Afraid Of Losing Power. Period.
Mike Pompeo Will Let NPR Come Back When They Are As Good At Journalism As Fox News
Lindsey Graham Is No Longer Welcome At Jill Biden, Her Husband's House
Lamar Alexander, Ronna McDaniel Love It When Trump Does Crimes
Mormon Doomsday Novelist Claims Ghost Of Dead Wife Hooked Him Up With Mom Of Missing Kids
Joni Ernst Will Castrate Joe Biden For All The Ukraine Criming
J.Lo, Shakira Deliver Super Bowl Halftime Show Worthy Of All Kansas Cities Everywhere
SC Republicans Want To Give Trump His Own Confederate Memorial
7 Time Lottery Winner: You're All Playing The Lottery Wrong. Tabs, Mon., Feb. 3, 2020
Screw Sports, Let's All Watch Some 'Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?' Sequels On YouTube!
Donald Trump Doesn't Want No Short Mike Bloomberg 'Round Here
Montana Republican Very Sure The Constitution Says He Can Murder All The Socialists
PETA's Rejected Super Bowl Ad 'Takes A Knee' For Spiders, Rats, Maybe Black People
Hey! Do You Still Need Some Food To Make For The Super Bowl? We've Got You Covered!
The People The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau Regulates Are Trying To Kill It
Mitt Romney Uninvited To The CPAC Ball, Will Have To Stay Home And Wash His Hair
Donald Trump Wants To Bring Back Landmines, Make Not-America Maimed Again
MS Rep's 'Heart Would Melt' If Only She Could Violate Schoolchildren's Constitutional Rights
Kentucky Rep. Just Wants To Be Loved By Trump. Is That So Wrong?
Wonkette's Top Ten Liveblew Itself!
No Impeachment, No Problem! Bolton's Got Leaks FOREVER
Pick Another White Guy To Take Off Your Money Because Stacey Abrams Is Gonna Be President
The Expected Joyless Depravity Of An Unhinged Trump Rally
Lamar Alexander Cuts President Baby In Half, Everyone Pleased!
Can Someone Just Lock Chris Cillizza In A Room Somewhere Until America Isn't Broken?
Kushner Warns Palestinian Leaders Not To Make Him Read A 26th Book About This Crap
Use This Instead Of Butter For Best Grilled Cheese Sandwiches! Tabs, Fri., Jan. 31, 2020
White House Declares Bolton Book Classified, Invites Him To Publish It NEVER
Another Day, Another Sh*tshow. Impeachment Q & A Liveblog, Day Two!
Trump Brands Medicaid Cuts As 'Healthy Adult Opportunity.' That's It. That's The Joke.
Wilbur Ross: Always Look On The Bright Side Of The Coronavirus
Georgia Rep. Doug Collins Movin' On That Senate Race Like A Tick Hound In Heat
Michigan Football Coach Suspended Because He Wanted To Have Dinner, Drinks With Actual Hitler
Kickass Congresswomen Help Sick Migrant Six-Year-Old Girl
Pro-Trump 'Charity' Just Trying To Buy Black Votes With Non-Metaphorical Money
Power Companies Hate This!! Tabs, Thurs., Jan 30, 2020
No, Wonkette's Not Giving Larry Klayman $75,000, LARRY.
Is Trump The World's Stupidest Criminal? Yes. Your Impeachment Q & A Liveblog!
Martha McSally Is No Barry Goldwater, So She's Got That Going For Her
Mitch McConnell Goes Limp On Impeachment Witnesses
War Crimer Eddie Gallagher Wonders Who Will Rid Him Of 'Cowards' Who Testified Against Him
Ramapough Indians Win One ... Make That Three Against Sh*tty New Jersey White People
Joe Biden, Dianne Feinstein Didn't Say That
How To Empty Your Bowels Every Morning. This Surgeon Tells You How! Tabs, Wed., Jan. 29, 2020
Joni Ernst, Ted Cruz, Wyoming Guy You Don't Care About Have Three-Way Impeachment Worst-Off
Lonely Rudy Searching Tinder For A Congress That Wants To See His Junk
Trump Lawyers: Congress Can't Not Go To Court To Decide Subpoenas Court Has No Say Over!
Republicans Outraged Over Republican Mocking Republicans On CNN
WHAR JOHN BOLTON? Impeachment Liveblog, Day 1,265!
Supreme Court Says Stephen Miller Can F*ck Your Tired And Your Poor As Much As He Wants
Shady-Ass FL County Tax Collector Accused Of Plotting Low-Rent Bitcoin Heist
Notorious Sandy Hook Truther Arrested For Tormenting Victim's Father
Chris Wallace Awards Katie Pavlich No Points For Impeachment Lies, Hopes God Has Mercy On Her Soul
John Bolton, Bill Barr Just *Hate* All Those Favors Trump Does For Dictators!
Mike Pompeo BANISHES NPR Reporter Even Though It Is A Different NPR Reporter
Doomsday Cult Couple Found Vacationing At Hawaiian Resort, Without Their Missing Kids
Supreme Court Poised To Funnel Your Tax Money To God-Bothering School
Minneapolis Getting To $15 Minimum Wage Four Years From Now, HOW WILL CORP'S LIVE???
Need Another Reason For Universal Healthcare? How About Ending *Medical Debtor's Prison*?
What Your Body Does When You Quit Alcohol! LOL Like You Would Do That. Tabs, Tues., Jan. 28, 2020
Iowa, New Hampshire Crappy Way To Start A Democratic Primary
Lev Parnas And His Badass Weed Lawyer Dropping Fire Mixtapes Like POW!
How Many Trump Crimes Will His Lawyers Confess To Today? (Impeachment Trial Liveblog, Day Whatever!)
Puerto Rico Now At 'French Revolution' Stage
Egad, Mike Pompeo LIED About NPR Reporter?
Democrats Tell New York Times Which Celebrity They Most Want To Bang
Whaaaaat? Republicans Personally Benefitted From Tax Cuts They Voted For? How Could That Be?!
Tom Cotton, Jim Lankford Pull Sunday Lying Duty
Stephanie Grisham: Why Is Adam Schiff So 'Obsessed' With Democracy?
John Bolton Is Back To F*ck Sh*t Up!
Underwear Mistakes You Didn't Know You Were Making! Tabs, Mon., Jan. 27, 2020
Recipe Hub: Rhode Island Pizza Strips, The Delicious Pizza You Can Serve To Your Vegan Friends
Wonkette Book Club: The Wishful Thinking War
White House Spiritual Advisor Wants God To Abort All The Satanic Pregnancies
Trump Puts Twitter Hit Out On Adam Schiff But The True Threat To Democracy Is Schiff's Rudeness
Pompeo Attempts To Stick Up Reporter, Winds Up Shooting Himself In The D*ck
And Then The Saints Came Marching In
Terry Crews Throws Gabrielle Union From Back Of The Bus Into Oncoming Path Of Another Bus
They've Found This Year's Culture War And It's Drag Queens, Books
Man Who Has Almost Definitely Paid For His Share Of Abortions Gives Speech At Forced Birth Rally
Liveblogging The Republican Impeachment Response, Which Will Be Duuuuuuhhhhhh (Day Five)
Wonkette's Weekly Top 10? YUP, IMPEACH!
TAKE HER OUT! HEADS ON PIKES! Trump Impeachment Trial Liveblog, Day Four!
Nancy Drew And The Mystery Of Why Some Dude Writer Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Kill Her
Immigrant Teens Not Yet Being Waterboarded, So Why All The Fuss?
Trump Big, Peach Small! How He Will Fit Into This Roundup?
St. Louis Top Prosecutor Kimberly Gardner Suing EVERYONE For Balls-Out Racism
Betsy DeVos Flunks History, Human Decency
Trump Murders Last Broadcast Journalist. Jim Lehrer, 1934-2020
Gun Dealers So Happy They've Scared Women Into Buying More Guns
Black Guy Stuck In Racism Infinity Loop When Bank Won't Deposit His Discrimination Settlement Checks
Bored Sixth-Graders Offer Tips To Help Republicans Behave Themselves At Impeachment Trial
We *Think* Democrats Would Like Some Witnesses And Documents. Impeachment Liveblog, Day Three!
Rudy Giuliani Asserts Blabbermouth-Henchman Privilege
Fox News Keeps America Up To Date On Everything But Impeachment
Nice Time: Utah Will Stop Trying To Torture The Gay Out Of Kids
If Tulsi Gabbard Wants To Ride One Of Devin Nunes's Cows, She Should Just Ask
Stupid Man Who Is Somehow US President Embarrasses Himself At Davos
That One Actress's Face And Body Are *Different* From 40 Years Ago! Tabs, Thurs., Jan. 23, 2020
Jeff Bezos Responds To MBS Phone Hack By Setting Saudi Arabia On Fire
John Roberts Not Our Real Dad, Can't Make Us Be Nice. Impeachment Trial Liveblog, Day Two!
Nice Time: Virginia To Stop Celebrating Slave-Owning Traitors!
'Kill The Gays' Bill Pastor Scott Lively Declares Self Most Persecuted Man In America
Trump Gets Spanked By North Korean Dictator, Apparently Likes It
Angry White People With Guns Is Fulfillment Of MLK's Dream, Says Really Dumb Person
Liz Warren Unveils Plan To Remove Trump Stench From White House Curtains
Rude Church Kicks Out All The Old People In Hopes Of Attracting Young Hep Cats
Mitch McConnell Makes Turtle-Piddle All Over Trump Impeachment Trial (Liveblog, Day One!)
Alan Dershowitz Is Keeping His Panties On For This Impeachment, So Don't Even Bother Asking
Study: People Somehow Less Jazzed About Capitalism These Days
Hillary Clinton Fires Up The Great Reliving Of 2016, Because That Sh*t Was Missing For Sure
Say Goodbye To Your Little Friends!
Trump Campaign Manager, Data Guru Very Bad At Campaigning, Data
NYT Throws Harvey Weinstein A Good Old Fashioned Pity Party
Parnas and Bondy: Not The Heroes We Asked For, But Maybe The Heroes We Got?
Celebrities Who Destroyed Their Careers! (They Are All Donald Trump.) Tabs, Tues., Jan. 21, 2020
Dennis Prager: A Lying Liar Telling Lies About Yr Wonkette
Uh Oh, GOP Senators, Donald Trump Jr. GON' GITCHA!
Let's Play A Quick Round Of 'WTF Is Kellyanne Conway Saying Here?'
We Couldn't Even Go A Full MLK Weekend Without A Mass Shooting
Gun Nuts And Nazis Descend On Virginia To Protest Entirely Reasonable Gun Control Laws
Bill Barr Gets Caught With His D*ck In Rudy's Cookie Jar ... Again.
Mike Bloomberg Gonna Make Black Folks Rich AF
Alan Dershowitz Sure Is A Funny Liberal!
How Sh*t-Scared Are Senate Republicans Right Now? This Sh*t-Scared.
Latest Parnas Doc Dump Wants To Know: How You Livin' Devin Nunes?
Door Dash Drivers Not Even Making The Minimum Wage ... Of 1968
Ilhan Omar Disrespects Fictional Memory Of Conservative MLK
Damn Shame Trump Has All These Crooks Hanging Around Him, Doing His Criminal Bidding
Dead Psychic Still Scamming Grieving Relatives FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE
Wonkette Book Club: How George W. Bush Turned An Obsession Into A War
Dennis Prager: Don't Judge Trump By Private Remarks That Are Exactly The Same As Who He Is Publicly
So A Bunch of Nasty Women Marched In Chicago Yesterday
Space Force Debuts Snazzy New Uniforms That Make Total Sense For Space
Florida Just Seeing If The 24th Amendment Ban On Poll Taxes Is Really Written In Stone
Nice Christian Lady Just Wants To Insult Some Fat People (For Their Own Good)
Your Weekly Top Ten Is BEJEWELED!
Rightwing 'Women's Forum': Diverse Stock Photos Demand Tax Cuts For The Rich
And Now We Know EXACTLY Why Rex Tillerson Called Trump A 'F*cking Moron'
Meet The NYT's 'Anti-Immigration Liberal' (Hint He Works At A Hate Group!)
Let's Meet Donald Trump's All-Star Impeachment Defense Team Of ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME?
Do Not Fall For President Troll King's Sh*t Stirring
Trump Did CRIME With Ukraine Freeze And Republicans Are Like YAY CRIME!
Neo-Nazis Arrested Ahead Of Gun Rally Thought They Were Gonna Start A Race War
'No Americans Were Harmed' In Iran Missile Attack? Troops With Brain Injuries Might Say Otherwise
Lara Trump Exposes Joe Biden As Un-American, Flag-Hating Stutterer
Sorry, Texas, Judge Says There's No 'Racist Dicks Can Reject Refugees' In 'USA'
Rep. Ayanna Pressley: Bald, Brave, Badass, Frickin' *Beautiful*
Oh, Sarah Palin, How We've Missed Your Crazy Talking, Dumbass Self
FBI Takes On Public Enemy Number One: James Comey
Harvard Law Prof's One Weird Trick! Sues NYT For 'Clickbait Defamation'
Blogger Makes Biggest Mistake On Instagram! (It Is 'Being On Instagram') Tabs, Fri., Jan. 17, 2020
Lev Parnas? President Truth-Mouth Doesn't Know Her.
Trump Finally Gets Ukraine To Announce Criminal Investigation, LOL
Republicans Take Brief Moment To Not Suck So Terribly
Who's In The *Third* Lev Parnas Text Dump? Your Mom? Your Mom Should Stop That!
Martha McSally Insults CNN Reporter, Makes In-Kind Donation To Mark Kelly's Campaign
Here's Your Lev Parnas Rachel Maddow Recap, OH MY GOD
Vanity Fair: Political Genius Trump Has Advantage With Idiots
Trump Drops Another Shoe On Puerto Rico
Virginia Makes It Official: Women Are People
Susan Collins Sets New Olympic Record For Susan Collins-Ing
Prevent Memory Loss With This One Weird Trick! (It Is So Many Drugs) Tabs, Thurs., Jan. 16, 2020
This DOES Sound Like Matt Gaetz!
Liz Warren: BAD GRANDMA! Says Gun-Humping Garbage Person Dana Loesch
Puerto Rico Finally Getting Its Damn Disaster Aid
Michael Avenatti Has Lost His Damn Mind, Will Now Look For It In Jail
Eric Swalwell Being Mean To Chris Cillizza Like A Common Wonkette, Awwww Yay!
WTF Do The Parnas Texts Show, And Can We Splain Them You? YES!
DNC's Perez Very Proud Of All His Diverse White Folks
Nancy Pelosi's Impeachment Managers IS A COP! (Or At Least Val Demings Is.)
Donald Trump Showers Us With Deranged Nonsense At Milwaukee Rally
'Oh No, Not Our Favorite Actor Vince Vaughn!' Cries All Of Liberal America
Suck It, Trump: Switch From Coal To Renewable Energy Could Save Billions A Year
Michael Flynn Not Guilty, YOU ARE THE GUILTY!
Get Your Personal Fasting Plan Today! (It Is #DoWhatever.)Tabs, Wed., Jan. 15, 2020
Rudy, You Cannot Lie When Lev Parnas Has Receipts!
Democratic Debaters ... GO! An Elegant Wonkette Liveblog
Does Gun Girl Kaitlin Bennett Hate America And Also The Constitution?
Lev Parnas Wants To Sing Like A Canary. Also Like Sister Sledge.
Australian Prime Minister Too Tone Deaf To Fiddle While His Country Burns
Looks Like We Might Get A Real Senate Impeachment Trial, Y'all!
Did Marrying A Woman Turn Prince Harry Into A Woman? Michelle Malkin Thinks So!
Trump Just Robbing The Troops To Pay For WALL Again, Totally Normal
Let's Play 'Russia If You're Listening' Mad Libs! Come On, It'll Be Fun!
Study Finds 'Abortion Regret' Exists Only In Fevered Imaginations Of GOP Legislators
Donald Trump Is A Preexisting Condition And Should Not Be Covered
Man Who Claimed Lipstick Was Like A Boner On Your Face Can't Get Job
30 Forbidden Places On Earth No Human Is Allowed (It's Yr Vag). Tabs, Tues., Jan. 14, 2020
Shut Your Racist Mouth, Fox News, Cory Booker Isn't 'Lazy'
West Virginia Delegate Not A *Super Genius.* He's Just The Regular Kind.
What's Wrong, Impeachy The Clown, Is Nancy Pelosi Making You Cry A Whole Bunch?
If Kris Kobach Wants To Lose Another Seat For The GOP, Who Are We To Argue?
Tom Steyer Thinks Voters Love Him For Who He Is Not For All His Money
The Federalist: What Is The Point Of A Wedding If You Can't Hold It Where People Were Enslaved?
Dunno How To Say This, But Russia Might Be Attacking 2020 Election To Hurt Biden And Help Trump
Cut The Crap Already, We Killed Soleimani Because They Told Trump Brown People Were Laughing At Him
Republican All Set To Beat Ilhan Omar, AOC, Colin Kaepernick In Alabama Senate Race
Amazon Donates Three Cents, Australian Fires All Better Now
Kevin McCarthy Very Concerned That Nancy Pelosi Is Sabotaging Bernie's Socialist Revolution
Joe Biden's Iraq War Vote Was Not Nothing
Uh Oh, Matt Gaetz In Big Trouble With Daddy!
Trump Gets Religion! (It Is Evidence-Free Belief In 'Imminent Attacks')
Rudy Giuliani And Judge Jeanine Agree: Lithuanian Law Does Not Allow Pelosi To Impeach The President
The One Meat You Should Never Feed Your Dog (It Is Human Meat). Tabs, Mon., Jan. 13, 2020
Recipe Hub: Some Pepper Biscuits For The Old Italian Person In Us All
President Corleone Rebrands US Military 'Mercenaries-R-Us'
Bernie Sanders And Mike Lee Are Teaming Up To Oppose War With Iran... And We'll Take It
You Were Working As A Waitress In A Nice Things Bar
You Can't Even Bribe White House Press Sec. Stephanie Grisham To Do Her Job Now
The Republicans Are Going Full Freedom Fries Again
Bret Stephens Jumps On Horseback, Warns Villagers That The Socialists Are Coming
Burger King Used 'The D-Word' And The One Million Moms Are TELLING!
Trump Claims Four Embassies Were Going To Bombed By Iran, Didn't Bother To Tell Them That
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Probably Clickbait
Marianne Williamson Levitates Out Of Presidential Race
Hoo-Boy, It's Time To Check In On The Harvey Weinstein Trial
Trump Silent About The Puerto Rico Earthquakes, So They've Got That Going For Them
Nancy Pelosi Will See Mitch McConnell Next Tuesday. Perhaps.
Everything That Happened Since Yesterday In Our Iran Iraq Clusterfuq ... Wait, BREAKING!
What Shall We Call VDare Founder Peter Brimelow, If Not A White Nationalist?
LAPD Officers Falsely ID'ed Kids As Gangsters? That Can't Be Right
Trump Hitler Rally Mostly About Adam Schiff's Nine Inches Or Something, We Dunno
DOJ Has Clinton Foundation Witch Hunt, Finds No Witches, Keeps Hunt Open Forever *Just In Case*
Trump Undoing 50-Year-Old Environmental Review Law Because It's Too Old For Him Probably
Georgia Just Giving Puerto Ricans Very Cool, Very Legal Jim Crow 'Literacy' Tests
Well This Is Certainly One Reason To Not Marry A Nazi
Mormon Wife Sues LDS Church For Reporting Her Rapist Husband To The Cops
Tulsi Gabbard Still Fighting 'Warmonger' Hillary Clinton For 2016 Dem Nomination
Ever Had A Staring Contest With A Constipated Turtle? Now You Know How Nancy Pelosi Feels.
3 Ways Your Cat Asks For Help, Or Else Not That. Tabs, Fri., Jan. 10, 2020
Elizabeth Warren Will Dance On Your Dumb Face Because She Has A Plan For That
Kansas Expanding Medicaid. Yes, That Kansas!
Trump Supporter Compares Him To O.J. Simpson, Which Seems Fair
Secretary Mnuchin Will Hand Over Trump's Secret Service Expense Log Real Soon. Like In 2025, 'Kay?
But If Gavin Newsom Helps Fix California's Homelessness, What Will Trump Gloat About?
BREAKING SURPRISE: Iran Probably Shot Down That Ukrainian Plane
Virginia Democrats Get Petty, And It Is A Glorious Sight
Pornstached Missouri Republican Wants To Call The Cops On Abortions
Republicans, Fix Your Own Damn Party And Stop Demanding Sh*t From Ours
GOP Senators Actually Pissed At Trump Over Iran Briefing, Will Go Back To Being Cowards Tomorrow
If 2019 Was Second-Hottest Year In History, Why Did It Snow Last Night?
Prince Harry, Meghan Markle 'Retiring' To Spend Less Time With Their Royal Family
LIVER BELLY GOT YOU FAT? Actually, Yes. Tabs, Thurs., Jan. 9, 2020
How's America's Well-Regulated Militia Protecting Freedom So Far In 2020?
One Out Of Four Americans Agree: 'I Can Find Iran On Maps!'
Nice Time: Women Not In Blackface Run Virginia Now
Yeah, Pennsylvania's Great. But Have You Tried ARIZONA?
Nikki Haley Lies That Democrats So Bummed Soleimani Isn't Killing Us All Right Now
Trump Administration Tells People On Disability To Sit And Spin
Liveblogging Trump Taking Responsibility For Latest F*ckup Hahahahahahaha Just Kidding
Susan Collins So Mad Chuck Schumer Made Her Rig Impeachment Trial For Trump
Relax, Everyone, The Stable Genius Is In Charge
Elizabeth Warren Goes On 'The View' To Ignore Meghan McCain To Her Face
Wingnuts Fight Australian Bush Fires With Gaslighting
Claim YOUR Government Stimulus Package ... Nope. Tabs, Wed., Jan. 8, 2020
Michael Flynn Bargains Self Up From 'Zero Jail' To Possible Six-Month Sentence
Who You Gonna Believe, CBP Or Americans From The Iran-ish Part Of The World?
US Now Deporting Mexican Asylum Seekers To Guatemala Because F*ck Them Is Why
Nikki Haley Being Craven Liar Again, Bless Her Heart
Biggest Piece Of Sh*t On Earth Harvey Weinstein Charged With Two More Sexual Assaults In Los Angeles
Dinesh D'Souza Branches Out, Gets Iran History Wrong Too
Trump Tremendously Impressed With How Many Not-Crimes Trump Guilty Of!
Defense Department Announces NO PLAN For Iraq. It Can't Fail!
Judge Judy Rules Joe Biden Not Fit To Lick Mike Bloomberg's Shoe
Try Not To Stare When You See ... Oh F*ck Off. Tabs, Tues., Jan. 7, 2020
I Don't Care What Anyone Says, Do Not Let Gwyneth Paltrow In Your Vagina
Fox News Judge Just Saying IMPEACH THE MOTHERF*CKER AGAIN!
Mitch McConnell Pencilling In John Bolton's Testimony For ... Never, Does Never Work For You?
Utah Flies Public Employees To Mexico To Fill Prescriptions And Isn't That Normal AF?
Michelle Williams Had An Abortion, Thank You For Coming To Her Golden Globes Ted Talk
Impeachment And The Sixth Amendment For Dummies. AGAIN.
Julian Castro Has A Plan For Endorsing Elizabeth Warren
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