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The Year In Garbage Men. The Long, Long Year In Garbage Men.
2017: A Year In Damn Good Journalism
The Year In The Trump-Russia Conspiracy Was Oh Who The Fuck Knows At This Point
2017: The Year We ... Won? YES. THE YEAR WE WON.
2017: The Year Trump Put The Planet In Its Place
Your 2017 Weekly Top Ten Official Wonkette Babby Picture Review
Your Annual Top Ten SURVIVED THE FIRST YEAR OF TRUMP HELL, OH YES IT DID
George Papadopoulos Walks Into A Bar, Tells An Australian Spy He Is Colluding With Russia, Basically
Why Does Trump Always Strangulate His Own Arm In A Torture Watch When He Golfs?
Breitbart Doing A Real Bang Up Job Of Cutting Ties With White Supremacist Paul Nehlen
Hey, Maybe Don't Send SWAT Teams To People's Houses?
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Sorry, Erica Garner
Here Is Your Dumb Cute Thing To End Your Last Friday Of This Stupid Fuckball Of A Year
A Modest Proposal: What If, Instead Of Eating Our Kids, WE JUST WROTE SOME DAMN CHECKS!
Donald Trump Laughing About Climate Change Again Because Fuck Puerto Rico, Right?
Christian Figures Out Why Women Get Sexually Harassed. Surprise, It Is Abortion!
A Little Preview Of How Trump Gonna Hand Our Infrastructure $$$ To His Golfing Pals
The Fuck Was Donald Trump On About With Health Care 'Associations'? Wonkette Is HERE TO HELP!
Come And Get Your Donald Trump Word Salad With Dementia Dressing!
Trump Can't Wait For His Orange Global Warming Tan! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 29, 2017
A Letter From Alabama On This Joyous, Roy Moore-less Day!
Newt Gingrich Predicts Huge Republican Landslide In 2018, ON THE MOON
Mueller Made Flynn Plead Guilty, So Now Trump Has To Call Flynn A Dirty Liar. Sad!
Does Milo Yiannopoulos Even KNOW He Plagiarized 'American Psycho'? Because He Totally Did
Sad, Judge Won't Let Arizona Be Racist Against Mexican-American Studies. Oh, Did We Say 'Sad'?
Trump Slut Devin Nunes Will Kill Trump-Russia Investigation If It's Last Thing He Does!
Roy Moore Sues To Keep Little Thing Like 'Alabama Voters' From Stealing Election From Him
Would You Realize This Report From Trump Country Was Satire If We Didn't Tell You?
Working Hard Or Hardly ... Eh, It's Trump, What Do You Want. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 28, 2017
Who Had The Best Day So Far This Week: Barack Obama Or The 'President'?
North Carolina Congressman Explains To Katy Tur How Middle Class Tax Cuts Are Socialism
Awwww Yeah Robert Mueller Bringing Us The Pure, Uncut RNC-Russia-Cambridge Analytica Shit!
Bannon Braintrust Picks Another Winner: This Actual Nazi To Primary Paul Ryan!
AT&T Follows All Those Tax-Cut Bonuses With Thousands Of Tax-Cut Layoffs, Merry Goddamn Christmas
More Indictments For Paul Manafort? Robert Mueller Really Never Stops Giving!
Trump Is Gonna Make Elder Abuse Great Again!
This Tronc Chairman 'Consulting' Scam Is Trumpy As Shit
♪ It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Prison! ♪ Wonkagenda for Wed., Dec. 27, 2017
Donald Trump SO MAD Jeff Sessions Betrayed Him By ... Accepting His Job Offer
Putin's Proud Mom Putting His First CounterPunch Articles On Refrigerator Door
The Top Four Times Judges Dunked On Trump Last Week! Your Trans-Travel-HUD-ACLU-Splainer!
Trump Presidential 'Challenge Coin' Is Some Ugly Useless Bullshit
Go Home, Orrin Hatch. You're Not Drunk, You Just Need To Go.
Miss America Pageant Takes Out The Trash (Its Garbage-Human Board Of Directors)
Justice Department To Judges: No 'Sympathy' For The Devil (Immigrant Children)
Trump Revisits Golden Oldie, Peeing On 'The Dossier.' Again.
Deleted Comments: 'Donald T.' Has Thoughts On Haitians And Nigerians. They Are Very Racist Thoughts
Trumps Got Richer ... IN LOVE! Just Kidding. Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 26, 2017
The Deleted Comments Before Christmas
The Week In Garbage Men: In Which Weird Mike Cernovich's Reddit AMA Goes Delightfully Wrong
Trump Lady Shocked -- Shocked! -- That Corey Lewandowski Smacked Her On The Butt
Basket Of Deplorables Also Basket Of Unfuckables, According To Science
Your Weekly Top Ten Hopes You Get Just What You Want For WAR ON CHRISTMAS
Wingnut GOP Congressman Thanks Trump For Giving America Throbbing Erection For Christmas
For Christmas, Trump Gives Refugee Parents A Break From Their Tiny Babies -- For Months Even!
Mika Brzezinski Unsure Why Mark Halperin's Accusers Don't Want To Have Tea With Him
Breitbart And James O'Keefe: Oh, Never Mind, We Were Just Lying!
Roy Moore Just Wants Y'all To Know Doug Jones's Boy Is A Q-U-E-E-R
Jeff Sessions Is Beautifying Everything, Starting With The Schmutz In Poor People's Wallets
Donald Trump As Good At Killing Obamacare As He Is At Everything Else. Again.
What Did Trump Know, And When Did He Grab It By The Pussy?
Racist Pizza Guy To Spend More Time Thinking About What He's Done
ICE *Accidentally* Left Out The Part Where It Tried To Force A Teenage Rape Victim To Give Birth
NUTCRACKERS! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 22, 2017
Steve Bannon Maybe Running For President, LOL OK Sure, Steve Bannon, Drugs Are Bad, MMKAY?
Sovereign Citizens Impeach Hillary Clinton For Uranium One, #Pizzagate, Cancellation Of Hee Haw
Sean Hannity Steps On Dick And Eats It: A Play In One Very Short Act
Kill Us Now: Axios's Mike Allen And Mitch McConnell Have An Event
'Real' People Thanking Trump For Un-Outlawing Christmas, Again
Rejoice, Workers! Corporations Got Their Tax Cut, So Prepare To Be Trickled Upon!
Hey Devin Nunes, Is It Comfy Up There Inside Donald Trump's Butt?
Trump Might Not Sign Tax Cut Crap-A-Thon This Year Because They Accidentally Fucked It Up MORE
Inauguration Protest Prosecutors Lighting Constitution On Fire
Something Delightful Happened In Memphis Last Night
God Sends Cliven Bundy A Mistrial
The Worst People In The World. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 21, 2017
Ben Carson Says Grace Before Mike Pence Eats Trump's Ass
Children's Health Insurance Program Killed For This Year, But This Koch Heir Don't Care!
Chris Cillizza Shits On Hillary Some More, Because What Else Is He Going To Cover? TAXES?
Roy Moore Needs Your $$$ To Track Down The One-Armed Black Women Who Stole His Election!
Judges Ruling Teen Refugees May Access Abortion Care? LA LA LA JEFF SESSIONS CAIN'T HEAR YOU AGAIN!
Cat-5 Tax-Increase Shitstorm Headed Straight For Puerto Rico
Susan Collins So Mad Sexism Made Her Help Murder Your Healthcare
Dipshit Local Rep Woman IS NOT MOLESTING YOUR TEENS OKAY?
Tax Bill Full Of Stupid Shit Nobody Read, Let Your Accountant Take Care Of It, Let's Go Golfing
GOP Gives Coal For Christmas. Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 20, 2017
Paul Ryan Had The Most Beautiful Dream. Everyone Was Cold And Dead, Except Him.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Lying About Random Shit Again, GOP Tax Scam Edition
Jill Stein Under Investigation Now, Probably For Being Too Right
We're Not Saying Harry Reid Is A Space Alien, But...
Ladies, We Hope You Didn't Like Those Dead End Jobs Too Much!
Just Because EPA's Scott Pruitt Is Paranoid Doesn't Mean We're Not Out To Get Him
Robert Mueller Will Investigate Donald Trump UNTIL THE DAY HE DIES
Fox News Genius Gregg Jarrett As Good At 'Law' As Your Typical Trump Lawyer (He Is Bad At Law!)
Everyone in Congress Is FREAKING OUT About Possible Rumored Sex Scandal Bombshell List
OH SHIT THERE'S TWO OF EM NOW! Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 19, 2017
Something Seems More Wrong With Donald Trump Jr.'s Face Than Usual
No, Rupert Murdoch, Rape Is Not 'A Bit Of Flirting'
Steve Mnuchin Defends Tax Cuts For The Rich: 'But We're Raising Them On Democrats!'
National Park Head In BIG TROUBLE With Ryan Zinke For Saying Climate Science Facts Out Loud
FBI Told Trump The Russians Were Coming Way Back In 2016, And He Was Like 'YAY!'
Amtrak Derails In 'Mass Casualty.' But It's Too Soon To Talk About Infrastructure
Sarah Palin's Kid Is Violent Fuck-Up Again. No, Not Bristol.
GOP Sending Your Tax Money To Jesus Schools And Homeschoolers, Hooray!
This Trump Tweet Is A Goddamn Masterpiece
That Motherfucker Trump Is Probably Going To Ruin Christmas, So Get Ready, America!
Bob Corker Is Shocked, Shocked To Learn Tax Cut Bill Will Make Him Richer
Oh Shit, It Is The Last Minute For Your #Resistance Christmas And Whatnot!
Make 'Duck & Cover' Great Again. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 18, 2017
BUT HIS EMAILS!: More Lies From Trumpland, Because Bullshit Doesn't Take The Weekend Off
Deleted Comments: Hey, Did You Know Al Franken Is Jewish? Like, Really, REALLY Jewish!
The Week In Garbage Men: Misogynists Now Call Women Who Agree With Them 'Tradthots'
The Seven Words You Can't Say At The CDC
Hackers Are Holding All The Voter Rolls In California Hostage
Your Weekly Ten Is NOT Gonna Let That Fucker Trump Ruin Christmas
Hero Alabama Dad Who Lost Gay Daughter Went On Ellen To Make You Laugh And Cry And SHUT UP YOU ARE
THIS IS SERIOUS. Rep. Adam Schiff Just Hit The 'OH FUCK!' Button
Can Someone Please Call Ann Coulter On The Telephone?
Trump Has Managed To Piss Off *Republicans*, That's How Stupid His Judge Picks Are
Kentucky Pastor Molester Lawmaker's Widow Vows To Finish Work Dead Husband Started
It's The GOP Tax Bill Hokey-Pokey!
WHO'S LEAKING THE SEXTS? WHO'S LEAKING THE SEXTS? Oh, It's Just The Trump Justice Department Again
You Like Money? We Like Money Too! A Wonkette Econosplainer!
Mike Huckabee So Mad Fired Mueller FBI Guy Did LITERAL COUP To Trump, By Sexting
Trump So Happy He Broke The Internet. Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 15, 2017
Weird Alt-Right Dudes Think #NetNeutrality Has Something To Do With Banning Nazis From Twitter?
Rape Month Hits Home: A Letter To Morgan Spurlock
Paul Ryan Considering Retiring, Just As Soon As He Makes It Impossible For Anyone Else To
Washington Post Says Trump's Hard-On For Russia Has Fucked America BIGLY
Black Lives Matter Activist DeRay Mckesson Sues Fox Idiot Jeanine Pirro For REAL Fake News!
Dear National Review Guy Who Wrote An Open Letter To The 'Cat Person' Girl...
Ajit Pai Just Broke Your Internet
'Morning Joe' And Hyper-Feminist Mike Huckabee Having BIG FIGHT, And We Are HERE FOR IT
Mo Brooks's Prostate Knows What It Did
Roy Moore Waiting For God To Certify Doug Jones Winner Of Alabama Election
It's About Ethics In Rape Month Journalism
Blake Farenthold To Find Out Whether He Can Sexually Harass People In Private Sector
Omarosa Reportedly Hauled Out Of White House With Enormous Vaudeville Cane
Hold On To Your Wallets, The GOP Is Coming To Town! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 14, 2017
How Did Trump Family Survive All This Time Without People Reminding Them To Breathe?
Look At These Fucking GOP Idiots Begging Trump To Fire Robert Mueller
Teen-Molesting Kentucky Pastor AND GOP Rep. Will Deny It All Till He's Orange In The Face
Mike Cernovich And Chuck C. Johnson Caught Doing Fake SEX CRIME News To Chuck Schumer, LOL As If
Wells Fargo: Still Pretty Evil! Native American Edition
Let Us Frolic In This Bath Of Right-Wing Tears, Alabama Senate Election Edition
Fired Robert Mueller Investigator Thinks Trump Is Fuckin' Idiot, Like All Patriotic Americans
Chuck Grassley To Trump: Assume Judge Nominations Dead
Tomi Lahren So Mad At All Those Roy Moore Accuser Ladies, She Could Just Scream!
Alabama To Roy Moore: Buck Off. Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 13, 2017
DOUG JONES WINS, ROLL TIDE, And Also, We DAMN WELL TOLD YOU SO!
... And The Fucking Horse Roy Moore Rode In On
This Alabama Dad Is The Hero We Wish We Didn't Need
All The Fuckery They Think They Can Get Past Us In Alabama
Speaking Of Trump And Sex Crimes, Sarah Huckabee Sanders Makes More Poots With Her Lips
Who Was This Nazi Speaking At The Roy Moore Rally Last Night? Not Steve Bannon, The Other One
Roy Moore Went To An Underage Brothel And Didn't Even Fuck Kids A Little Bit (ALLEGEDLY)
Trump Hands Kirsten Gillibrand Knife, Begs Her To Chop Off His Peener
Merry Chanukah Kayla Moore, From A Jew Lawyer!
Trump Just Called Kirsten Gillibrand A Whore. Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 12, 2017
Sarah Huckabee Sanders's Press Briefing Was Fuckin' Weird Today
Hide Your Daughters, America, It's Your Roy Moore Pre-Election Roundup!
Would This Guy Lie To You About Trump's Super Awesome Tax Plan? YES, YES HE WOULD!
Wonkette's Own Alabama Gal Says Y'All Might Get Doug Jones In Your Christmas Stocking. Roll Tide!
There Is A Problem When We Can't Keep Track Of The School Shootings
Science: FAILING New York Times More Badder At Election Coverage Than Ass-Fucking Mommyblog
This Is SOME BULLSHIT: Michigan Keeping John Conyers's Seat Empty For Rest Of His Term
How Is Robert Mueller The Literal Devil Today?
Donald Trump Signing Order To Be First President To Send Men To The Moon
The 69,872 Most Crazy-Ass Scoops In Maggie Haberman's New Profile Of King Trump
Trump Adores Self At Civil Rights Museum. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 11, 2017
Deleted Comments: I'm Against Abortion, So I Wish You'd Been Miscarried. I'll Pray For You.
Roy Moore Supporters Just Dunning-Krugered The Hell Out Of This Focus Group
Can This Terminally Ill ALS Patient Change Jeff Flake's Vote On The GOP Tax Scam? Let's Hope So!
James O'Keefe Can't Fundraise In Florida Anymore, On Account Of How He Is A Criminal
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Only Two Weeks Away From WAR ON CHRISTMAS!
Trump Officially Less Popular Than Ass Lice, And We Have Women To Thank!
The Female Body Has Ways To Shut That Whole 'Rep. Trent Franks' Thing Down
Roy Moore Accuser Wrote Date In Yearbook, So Obviously All Women Are Forging Liars
But Donald Trump Jr.'s Russian Emails! Dear LORD, His Fuckin' Russian Emails!
DOJ Finally Investigating Planned Parenthood's Fetus-Parts Yard Sales
Fox News And GOP Expose Robert Mueller As Kenyan Obama Gay From Hillary-Town, It Is Just So Obvious
McConnell And Ryan Boning Susan Collins (ON TAX CUT DEALS, Not Like That, You Disgusting Perv)
White Cop Who Killed Walter Scott Actually Catches 20 Years In Prison, So Everything's Good Now
America Best-Loved, Most-Respected ... Nah, Scratch All That
Trump Dims Hanukkah Lights. Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 8, 2017
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Being A Real Poot Lips About Civil Rights Hero John Lewis
Erik Prince Congressional Testimony Conclusively Proves He's Full-Of-Shit, Also An Asshole
Trump Threatens Government Shutdown Over Continued Existence Of Democrats In Congress
MSNBC Rehires Sam Seder, And Attempted Ratf*cker Mike Cernovich Declares FLAWLESS VICTORY
Chicago Tribune: Let Gays Eat Those Swastika Cakes We Like
Paul Ryan Cut Taxes On Rich So He Can Fuck Grandma Millie. No Kink-Shaming!
Al Franken Good Enough, Smart Enough, To Resign From The Senate
Donald Trump Jr Tried His Hand At Lawyerin' With Congress, It Went GREAT!
Trey Gowdy, Man Who Conducted Eighth Benghazi Investigation, Says Top Dem Is The Real Benghazi
Conservative Women Keep Turning The Feminism Thing On And Off, Can't Get It To Work!
House Finally Does Something About Guns: Makes Them More Easily Available
Was It Over When Trump Bombed Pearl Harbor? Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 7, 2017
Clarence Thomas's Wife Gives James O'Keefe Award For Defending Puberty
Michael Flynn's Grift To Steal Middle East For Russia (And Himself!) Would Make Sarah Palin Blush
Need Help Losing Weight? Just Watch This Video Of Donald Trump's Denture Mouth
Steve Bannon Yells At Mitt Romney For Avoiding Vietnam, Something Something Trump's Bone Spurs
After Hard Night Of Underage Sex Criming, OK GOP Perv Hungry For Wife's DELICIOUS SAMMICHES
New Trump Labor Rule Lets Trump Steal Servers' Tips (Some More)
Carter Page, We Found You A Girlfriend
Anti-Gay Wingnuts Here With FRESHEST, HOTTEST Decade-Old Bigot Bakery Defenses
Roy Moore Worried George Soros Going To Hell, If You Know What He Means (HE MEANS HE'S JEWISH)
Steve Bannon Bitches About Jews, Jesus, And Jerks. Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 6, 2017
Roy Moore Manfully Protects Twitter Account From Doug Jones Reading It
Tell It To Clinton's Dick, Lindsey Graham And Jeff Sessions!
Mike Pence Wanted To Grab Trump's GOP Nomination By The Pussy
Donald Trump Trying To Build His Own Secret, Privatized CIA. What Could Go Right?
Facebook Won't Let You Say 'Men Are Trash' Even Though (WHISPER) THEY ARE
Ali Velshi And Stephanie Ruhle Literally Defenestrate Republican And His Dumb Tax Cut Talking Points
Republicans Agree: 9 Out Of 10 Alabama Children Never Even Seen Roy Moore's Dick!
Robert Mueller Following The Dirty Russian Money All The Way Up Donald Trump's Ass
Rape Fan Mike Cernovich Gets Sam Seder Fired For Not Liking Rape. Welcome To Trump's MSNBC!
GO BACK TO ANKLE BRACELET JAIL, PAUL MANAFORT
Barack Obama Seizing 4,000 Guns -- From Beyond The Grave!
GOP Hopes You Won't Notice Budget Fuckery. Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 5, 2017
FOR SALE: Ducky Pajamas. Lightly Jizzed In. $84,000 OBO.
White House Superlawyer Don McGahn Just Can't Figure Out If Lying To FBI Is A 'Crime'
Trump To National Monuments: You're Fired!
Kushner: I Will Fuck Up The Middle East! Trump: HOLD MY BEER!
Trump Makes It Official: I'M WITH THE ACCUSED KID MOLESTER!
Myanmar Government Insists Rohingya People Are 'Fake News.' See? Donald Trump IS Influential.
These Dicks Are Buying Up Your Alt-Weeklies And Turning Them Into National Review Or Some Shit
GENERAL JOHN KELLY IS NOT THE DAD OF HIM, DONALD TRUMP!!!
Trump Idiot Lawyer John Dowd Pretty Sure King Trump Doesn't Have To Follow 'Laws'
Orrin Hatch And Chuck Grassley In Poor-Shitting Contest, Congratulations, Both Win!!!!
'If The President Does It, It's Not Obstruction Of Justice.' Wonkagenda for Mon., Dec. 4, 2017
O GOD MAKE IT STOP! Your Daily Round Up Of Crazy White House Shit!
Deleted Emails: I Will Shoot You For Sarah Huckabee Sanders. PS THIS IS NOT A THREAT
The Tax Bill Was Not The Democrats’ Fault You Silly Wankers
Wingnuts SO MAD That Scary Messican Didn't Shoot The Pretty White Lady On Purpose!
Good Morning, We're All Fucked!
Your Weekly Top Ten Loves You All Very Much. You Know That, Right?
Trump Only Obstructed Justice In Russia Probe A Bunch Of Other Times, Allegedly
Lobbyists Stuffing Tax Bill With Cigs, Popcikles And Those Cakes They Like
GOP Tax 'Cut' Bill Set To Axe-Murder Clean Energy. Sorry Iowa, Oklahoma, North Dakota Et Al.!
White House So Mad Nobody (Sally Yates) Told Them Michael Flynn Was Bad (Sally Yates Told Them)
GOP Ready To Pass Tax 'Cut' Bill Despite LITERALLY NOT KNOWING WHAT'S ACTUALLY IN IT
What It's Like When Twitchy And The Daily Caller Drive You To Drink
Mike Flynn Pleading Guilty! How Fucked Is The White House? ALL OF THEM, KATIE!
Jimmy Kimmel Heading To Alabama For A Jesus Fight With Roy Moore
Trump Bigger Than Jesus! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 1, 2017
NO PENIS! NO PENIS! YOU'RE THE PENIS! (This Is Just A Really Good Campaign Ad.)
Joe And Mika Just Saying GET THAT DERANGED SHITBAG OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE BEFORE HE KILLS US ALL
Kellyanne Conway Is Your New Fentanyl Connection, America! (Czar, Whatever.)
Sad NYT Nazi YOU'RE FIRED Even Though He Had Such Nice Manners, Sad!
Donald Trump Fucks Himself Live On Twitter: A Play In Three Acts
Senate Republicans Can't Wait To Cut Taxes For The Rich, Kill Your Healthcare, Screw Your Mom
Roy Moore Co-Authored What Appears To Be The Official Law Textbook Of Gilead
Give Sarah Huckabee Sanders A Break? The Fuck We Will.
Supreme Court Wonders, But What IS Phone?
Jailbird Coal CEO Don Blankenship Running For Senate Because Dead Miners Can't Vote
Trump Aides Quit Trying To Control Him. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 30, 2017
The Five Most Disgusting Details In Variety's Exposé Of Matt Lauer, Sex-Sliming Trash Monster
Dipshit Who Went To White House For Gateway Pundit: 'It's OK To Be White' And Also Assault Chicks
Go Fuck Yourself, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, You Debased Redneck Motherfucker
BREAKING DRUDGE SIRENS SHOCK VIDEO! James O'Keefe Has No Fucking Idea How Journalism Works!
Should Robert Mueller Put Erik Prince In Jail For Trump-Russia Crimes? Yes Or OH FUCK YES?
Matt Lauer A Harassing Pervert??? FETCH ME MY SMELLING SALTS, Said No Woman Ever.
Trump's Judge Decides Trump's Guy Should Run Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. Surprise!
Deranged Orange Jackass Wandering White House Searching For Obama's Real Birf Certifkit
Trump: Hey Kid, You Wanna Watch A Snuff Film?
GOP Pissed Poors Keep Complaining. Wonkagenda For Wed., Nov. 29, 2017
Welcome to Melania Trump's Terrifying German Expressionist Christmas Tree Corridor Of Horror!
Justin Trudeau Says Sorry To The Gays, Would Take Shirt Off If He Really Meant It
We Actually Do Need To Talk About Witch Hunts
Colorado Warns Parents CHIP Coverage Running Out Because Congress Full Of Idiots
Wherein Wonkette Defends GOP Florida Man Against Scurrilous Charges Of 'ICE PENIS'
Pony Up, Fuckers, It's 'Giving Tuesday' For Your Deeply Indebted Wonkette!
Nice Times For Trans People ... In *Oklahoma*? AYUP.
GOP Tax Plan Will Leave Poorest Americans Even Poorer. Champagne All Around, Chaps!
If James O'Keefe Had Asked Chris Cillizza For #Journalism Advice, None Of This Would Have Happened
Did Robert Mueller Send James Woolsey To Cross Streams With Trump At Mar-A-Lago? We Are Just Asking!
Oh No, Roy Moore Lured James O'Keefe Onto This Dildo Lube Boat!
Gun People Making Me Look Bad Again
James O'Keefe Steps On His Dick (Again). Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 28, 2017
Trump Knows What Native American Veterans Like, And It Is Racist Pocahontas Jokes!
John Conyers Steps Down From House Leadership For Being Convicted Of MURDER ... Of Our Hearts!
Breitbart Dipshit So Mad The Beatles Made Roy Moore Touch Those Kids (Allegedly)
But Michael Flynn's Russian Uraniums!
Trump FCC Will Murder Your Internet For Christmas, Ho Ho Ho Motherfuckers!
Trump Says Trump Was Lying When He Admitted To Being Pussgrabbing Trash Baby
Supreme Court Won't Let Gun Humpers Have Any Fun At All :(
Can You Libel A Scaramucci? Can You Catch A Cloud And Pin It Down?
Look, America, Trump Is Being Putin's Fuck Toy Again!
It's A Fuck-Tussle Of I'M IN CHARGE HERE At The Consumer Finance Protection Bureau!
Trump Finds A Website Worse Than Fox News. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 27, 2017
New York Times's Nazi Profile Was Better In Original German
Thanksgiving: Australia Just Humiliated Lady Bigot 'Pauline Pantsdown'!
WHITE DADS ON DOPE! A Thanksgiving Mommyblog
Sorry, Mr. Limbaugh, Thanksgiving Doesn't Celebrate Pilgrims' Triumph Over Socialism
A Nation Of Finks: Your William S. Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer 2017
Eat This Leftover Stuffing Strata For Every Meal You Can, Until You Run Out Of Stuff
Buttercup Squash Pie To Bring To Thanksgiving Dinner
Stuffed Acorn Squash With Barley And Sausage And Pork Stock And Beer
Put Some Food On Your Family With Aunt Wonkette's Real Cranberry Business
Betty Ford's Boozy Chocolate Cake
Put Thanksgiving In Your Mouth With Grown-Up Baked Mac And Cheese, For Grown-Ups
Rush Limbaugh's 'Under The Sea' Salad Has Jello, Stuffed Olives, And Miracle Whip, No Oxycodone
The Jell-O Recipe That Mamie Eisenhower Used To Win The Cold War
Making Thanksgiving 'Monkey Bread' With Nancy Reagan, FOREVER!
Paul Manafort Sprung From House-Jail For Thanksgiving! FYI, BORDER PATROL.
Breitbart Editor Remembers The Good Old Days, When Rape Used To Mean Something
Poor Oppressed Alabama Police Chief Suspended Just For Making HILARIOUS Rape Jokes
This Video Will Make You Stop Being So Gay All The Time
Judge Rules Trump 'Sanctuary Cities' Executive Order As Unconstitutional As All The Other Ones
John Conyers, You Fucking Jerk
Trump To Practice Presidential Pardons. Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 21, 2017
Drinky Drunky Florida Mayor And Roid Raging Husband Audition For Carl Hiaasen Novel. Um, Allegedly.
Mar-A-Lago Partygoers Fete Their Favorite Charity: Donald Trump
Nebraska Okays Keystone XL Days After Oil Spill, Because It's Not Their Job To Care About Oil Spills
General HR McMaster Thinks Trump Is A Fucking Moron, Just Like Tillerson Does!
Moore Accuser's Lawyer Tells Sean Hannity To Fuck Right On Out Of Here
Which Of These Roy Moore Pastors Should Babysit Your Little Girl?
Happy Thanksgiving, Donald Trump! Ready For Robert Mueller To Stuff Your Turkey?
Barack Obama Sneaked In In The Night And Messed Up Ryan Zinke's Travel Records
AL.com Responds To Roy Moore's Lawyer's Sad Pathetic Threat Letter, After It Finally Stops Laughing
Trump's Backdoor Action. Gross. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 20, 2017
I Also Need $190 Million To Live
The Week In Garbage Men: How To Celebrate International Men's Day Like A Misogynistic Asshat
Deleted Emails: We Were CC'd On An Email To GOD!
Weird How These Anti-LGBTQ Lawmaker Guys Can't Keep Their Hands Off The Teenage Boys!
Don't Panic Wonkers, But It Seems That Donald Trump May Be ... POOR!!!
Ohio Supreme Court Judge Wants You To Know He Is A Real Sex Machine To All The Chicks
Your Weekly Top Ten Is NOT A HORSE OR A GOOSE OR A CUPCAKE, OK?
Chuck Grassley Says It's Wrong To Deny Judicial Nominees A Hearing, Why Do You Ask?
Kayla Moore All 'Who Cares If Roy Molested Kids? LET'S TALK ABOUT FAGS!'
Puerto Rico Utility Head Resigns, Leaves The Lights Off For 'Em
Brilliant Woman Cannot Even Wear Awesome Tights To 'Vanity Fair' Job Without Getting Shit
Hurry Up And Defrost That Turkey, Michael Flynn! You Might Be In Jail By Thursday!
They Wanted ALL YOUR RUSSIAN EMAILS, Jared Kushner, You Slimy Fuck
Wingnut Radio Host Accuses Al Franken Of Stalking Her ... With MATH!
Oh Shut Up About Al Franken, President Pussburglar
Al Franken Super Sorry For Shitty Joke. Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 17, 2017
Boner-Killer Utah Dad Won't Let School Have 'Fightin' Penises' As Mascot
Trump Admin Steps Back From Complete Dick Move On DACA Renewals, Is Now Only Half A Dick
The Intercept Knows Breaking Up With Julian Assange Is For The Best, But It Still Hurts :(
House Passes GOP Tax 'Cut' Raising Taxes For Everyone Under $75K. Champagne All Around!
Donald Trump's Disgusting Idiot Sons Can Now Kill All The Elephants They Want
Carter Page Clearly Just Going For Insanity Defense Now
Alabama Governor Kay Ivey Does Not Have Time For Mitch McConnell's Shit!
Internet Troll 'Baked Alaska' Cries Milky Tears For 8 Hours After Getting Banned From Twitter
Trump Dossier Spy Christopher Steele: Sorry, A-Holes, But My Shit Is True
Roy Moore Will Sign Your Yearbook AND Your Absence Note!
Two More Women For Moore. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 16, 2017
Looks Like Roy Moore Wanted To Molest An Adult For Once (Sure, Jan, 'Allegedly')
Fox News Reveals TRUTH About Hillary Uranium Story, And It Is ... Oh It's Bullshit, Shep? Thanks!
Tone Of Alabama Senate Race Elevated By Lenny Jewenstein Jewy Jew Robocall, L'Chaim! God Bless You!
Congratulations, Trump Judicial Pick/Ghosthunter Brett Talley! You Are Wonkette's Sexiest Man Alive!
Whoops! Racist Reddit Shitposter Outed As Taxpayer-Funded 'Voice Of America' Reporter. Is That Bad?
A Lawsplainer Of Roy Moore Lawyer Trent Garmon's Letter What Makes Threats Real Gooder And Such Like
Meet Roy Moore Lawyer 'Trenton.' Trenton Just Chewed His Own Dick Off On MSNBC. Oh, Trenton!
Goodbye MAGA Doug, Rootin'-Tootinest Trump Troll In The Whole Wide World
Senate GOP Got Obamacare Repeal In Its Tax Cuts
Roy Moore Being Persecuted For Loving Jesus, Not Because He Wanted To Fuck Kids
We'd Almost Feel Sorry For Kayla Moore If She Wasn't Such A Lyin-Ass Scammer
Alabama Republican Rep. Mo Brooks Personifies GOP Reaction To Roy Moore
Republicans Running From Roy Moore. Wonkagenda for Wed., Nov. 15, 2017
Rush Limbaugh Explains Roy Moore Only Wanted To Fuck Kids Because He Was A Democrat
Jared Fogle Decides He's Sovereign Citizen, So He Gets Out Of Prison Now, Right? [Updated]
Roy Moore's Wife Kayla Kind Of Being Dick And Lunatic (Lunadick!) In Defense Of Dear Hubs
World Tells Trump To Stuff 'Clean Coal' Up His Carbon Chute (We Are Talking About His Ass)
Republicans Freaking Out That Dixie Diddler Roy Moore Might Actually WIN
Donald Trump Jr. Seems Pretty Darn Proud Of His Russian WikiLeaks Sexts!
Hey Jeff Sessions! Gonna Do Perjuries To Congress Today? Let's Liveblog And Find Out!
Five Times The New York Times (Really!) Eviscerated Whitefish Energy's Stupid Lies Of Bullshit
Trump's Good Boy Jeff Sessions Gone Lock Her Up. Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 14, 2017
Let's Review Roy Moore's Creepy Judicial Fanfic About Little Girls (And Boys) Who Had It Coming
Guess We Can Add 'Attempted Child Rapist' To Roy Moore's List Of Qualifications (ALLEGEDLY)
Don't Worry Your Pretty Heads, Sex Harassers Who Lost Your Jobs: Mel Gibson Is In A Christmas Comedy
How Many Former Intel Chiefs Called Trump Putin's Buttboy This Weekend? ALL OF THEM, KATIE
Whee! Let's Break Coffeemakers For Sean Hannity! Why? MORE LIKE WHY NOT!
Meet Brett Talley, The Horror Novelist Who's Never Tried A Case And Is Going To Be Judge Of You
Breitbart TOTALLY DEBUNKS Roy Moore Child Molesting Story, TAKE THAT, LIBTURDS!
Trump Visits Philippines Mass Murderer, Has Really Terrific, Wonderful Time!
Killing In The Name Of Keurig. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 13, 2017
Deleted Comments: Turns Out Some People REALLY Don't Like The Pope. Who Knew?
The Week In Garbage Men: All Of Them, Katie
Trump: Who Am I Gonna Believe, The Deep State Or Putin, An Innocent Man!
Breitbart's Big Scoop: One Of Roy Moore's Accusers Was Not Going To Vote For Him!
Fine Here Is Your Bloody Kurt Vonnegut For Armistice Day, In Year One Of The Trump Era
Your Weekly Top Ten Sure Is Sick Of All These Slow News Weeks ZZZZZZZZZZ
LOL Michael Flynn Is So Fucked
BREAKING: Stupidest Man On Internet DESTROYS Roy Moore Pedo Claims With Some Rando's Tweets
Fox News And Steve Bannon Invited To Go Fuck Themselves At Their Earliest Convenience
An Open Letter To All The Sexual Predators Now Waiting For Their Own Shit To Hit The Fan
Stupidest Man On Internet, On Roy Moore: 14-Year-Olds Weren't Actually Children In 1979
Guess Roy Moore's Alabama Supporters Don't Mind Kid-Touchers All That Much
Trump's Nominee For Top WH Environmental Post, Kathleen Hartnett White, Is Dummy
Robert Mueller All The Way Up Talking Hemorrhoid Stephen Miller's Butt. That Can't Be Comfy!
Roy Moore Raising Money From ALLEGEDLY Molesting Kids. Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 10, 2017
Did Russian Pee Hookers Tinkle For Trump While His Bodyguard Was Sleeping? JUST ASKING!
What Are You Going To Do, Republicans, Count The Tree Rings On Roy Moore's Dick?
Government Wants To Murder Your Farmer's Market! Hippies And Hipsters, ACTIVATE!
Richard Spencer's Glorious White Ethno-State Might Have Some Trouble Paying The Bills
Dems Introduce Assault Weapons Ban, Because Fuck Your Guns Is Why
Alabama GOP Senate Candidate Roy Moore Only Molested One Little Girl, Allegedly
Corey Lewandowski Forgot He Signed Carter Page's Russia Trip Permission Slip, But Now He Remembers!
Trump's FEMA Quite Miffed At Chef José Andrés For Being A Big Ol' Showboat In Puerto Rico
Bob Corker Just Saying MAYBE We Should Discuss Whether Trump Grown-Up Enough To Have Nuclear Codes
Stupidest Man On Internet Says Barack Obama All Potted Up On Marijuana Gummy Bear Drugs!
Trump To China: 'Obama Did It.' Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 9, 2017
No. You Don't Get To Kill Yourself. Neither Do I.
Trump Sends Crazy Uncle Bill To Tell CIA How Chemtrails Hacked Our Election
Trump Can't Even Kill Obamacare Right. Thanks Obama!
Gather Ye, Salt Lake City, Pocatello, And Helena Libs! We Got Some Celebrating To Do!
Hey, At Least Donald Trump Didn't Call Them 'Orientals'!
Philly's New DA? Oh, Just A Civil Rights Lawyer Who Actually Believes Black Lives Matter
Yeah, She's Got Your Dinner Right Here
Nice Time! Reddit Finally Bans 'Incels' Subreddit For Men Who Are Sad Rape Isn't Legal
Maine Voters Cram Medicaid Expansion Down Asshole Gov. Paul LePage's Throat
Flake, Heinrich Announce Bill About Domestic Abusers With Guns. Is That Even LEGAL?
So, Anything Happen In Virginia Last Night?
That'll Do, Virginia. That'll Do. Wonkagenda For Wed., Nov. 8, 2017
Meet Virginia (Where An Absolute GOP Bloodbath Is Happening, LOL)
Look What You Made Taylor Swift Do!
Guess Who Else In Trumpland Is A Fake Billionaire? Why, It's WILBUR ROSS!!!
Harvey Weinstein Invents New Way To Be Total Fucking Creep
BREAKING: Hugh Hewitt Has Terrible Idea
It's Election Day! Virginia, New Jersey, Get Your Butts To The Polls!
Paul Ryan Insists That 'Prayer Works' With Mass Shootings, Neglects To Specify How
Donald Trump Says More Stupid Shit About Guns
Let's Read Carter Page's Batshit Testimony Together, While Wonkette Liveblogs It!
Carter Page Spills The Beans. Wonkagenda for Tues., Nov. 7, 2017
Papa John's So Sad That Only Nazis Like Their Shitty Pizza Now
What The Hell, Rand Paul's Neighbor????
LOL The GOP Tax 'Cut' Bill REALLLLY Doesn't Want You To Get Edumacated!
Fox News: If You'd Been Murdered Here, You'd Be Home By Now!
I Spent My Sunday Taking Down The Literary Darling Who Assaulted Me, And Boy Do I Feel Shaky.
Jared Kushner: Oh, THAT Russian Money? I Didn't Know You Meant THAT Russian Money!
GOP's 'Expanded' Child Tax Credit: Low-Income Working Families Need Not Apply
Salt Lake City, Pocatello, And Helena, MT: Ding Dong, Wonkette Calling!
No, But Seriously! WTF Is Going On In Saudi Arabia?
26 People Shot To Death At Texas Church Not 'A Guns Situation,' Says Top Investigator Donald Trump
Robert Mueller Ready To Throw Michael Flynn And His Pizzagate-Loving Idiot Son IN JAIL
Paradise Lost. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 6, 2017
EXCLUSIVE! We Wrote These Shocking New Donna Brazile Book Excerpts Last Night While Doing Laundry!
Steve Bannon Lost His Billionaire Patron Last Week. That's A Great Excuse To Review This Book!
Donna Brazile, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU KIDDING
The Week In Garbage People: Internet Racists Try To Make #ItsOkayToBeWhite Hoax Happen
Hey Fellow Antifa Supersoldiers And Bolsheviks, What Are We Doing AFTER The Revolution Today?
Hello Paul Ryan, You Will Impeach Trump After The Tax Cuts, Yes?
Your Weekly Top Ten Is A DINOSAUR GRRR ARGH!
Congratulations, Chef José Andrés, You Win 2017
Elizabeth Warren, We Love You So Fucking Much. You Are So Fucking Wrong Right Now.
GOP Tax Plan To Help Middle Class Families Become Lower Middle Class Families
ICE Has Come Up With New Ways To Culture Of Life All Over Pregnant Teens HOORAY
Dadgummit, Did Jeff Sessions Fuck Himself With The Perjury Stick Again?
Tomorrow Will Be A Wonkin' Las Vegas Saturday Night! (Afternoon) (We Are So Old)
Trump So Sad He Can't Be Tinpot Dictator Like They Have In North Korea :(
Today We Are All The Twitter Employee Who Deactivated Donald Trump's Account
Trump Tax Plan Screws Poor Losers. Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 3, 2017
Bless This InfoWars Idiot's Fucking Heart, As He Just Found Out Hitler NEVER DIED!
Radical ACLU Acts Like Undocumented Little Girl Still Human, Is That Even Allowed?
Trump USDA Idiot Sam Clovis Pulling Out To Spend More Time With Robert Mueller
Rick Perry's 'Fossil Fuels Stop Rape' Comment Only Half As Dumb As It Seems
America's Far-Right Sweetheart Laura Loomer Wants To Sue Uber And Lyft For NOT Being Bigots
Donna Brazile Wrote A Thing. Oh.
GOP Has Great New Paid-Family-Leave Idea: Call Any Damn Thing 'Paid Leave'
Trump Tells Maggie Haberman To Say He's Not Mad And She's Like 'OK BOSS!'
Facebook, Twitter, Google Definitely Have Russia Stuff Fixed Now, If By 'Fixed' You Mean 'Not Fixed'
DNC, You Are Up Shit Creek. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 2, 2017
Sarah Huckabee Sanders THROUGH With Uppity Black Lady Reporters And Their So-Called 'Questions'
This Ad In Virginia Governor's Race Will Stop Your Heart
Everybody In White House (Including Trump!) Hates Jared Kushner And His Stupid Shit-Mouthed Face
John Kelly Supports Special Counsel Sean Hannity's Call For Probe Of Made-Up Hillary Shit
Virginia Cops Beat Down Reporter For Making Bad Words At GOP Racist Ed Gillespie
Papa John's Guy Sad That NFL Players Care More About Police Brutality Than His Pizza Sales
OH GO FUCK YOURSELF, DONALD TRUMP JR.
Steve Bannon And Newt Gingrich Here To Tell Idiot White House Lawyers Their Bidniss
Here's Barack Obama, A Real President, Reminding YOU To Sign Up For Health Insurance
Ivanka Trump Is Ready For Her Tax Cut, Courtesy Of YOU!
Paul Manafort Has Three Passports, Couple Of Visas, Don't Even Know His Real Name
EPA Scientific Advisory Groups Now Untainted By Science. Thus Saith The Lord!
Louisiana Supreme Court Does NOT Speak Jive!
John Kelly Submits To Dark Side. Wonkagenda for Wed., Nov. 1, 2017
Who Did Halloween The Worst? Megyn Kelly Or Megyn Kelly?
Want To Make Trump So Sad? Sign Up For Obamacare Starting Tomorrow!
Who Wore This Red Wedding Dress Best? Katy Tur Or Katy Tur?
Still Being Stupid About 'Hillary's Emails'? It's Not Your Fault. We're Here To Help.
Fox News Not Sure How To Tell You, But One Manafort Judge Is Woman And Other IS BLACK!!!1!
A Children's Treasury Of 600 Cosplaying San Diegans Yelling At Darrell Issa And Trump!
Is George Papadopoulos The REAL Trump Pee Tape? WHOA IF TRUE!
John Kelly Just Wondering Why We Couldn't 'Compromise' On Slavery
Judge Tosses Trans Ban, Rules Trump Can't Even Bigot Good
Oh No, Sean Hannity Shit His Pants
Russia Tried To Start A Black 'War On Christmas,' And IT. WAS. ADORABLE.
Gateway Pundit's Li'l Correspondent Gets High On Own Supply Of 'Antifa Super Soldier' Shit
Weirdo James Woods So Excited Morgan Freeman Wants To Send Hillary Clinton To Jail! Oh, Wait...
Robert Mueller Smashing White House Trumpkins. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 31, 2017
Happy Birthday Ivanka LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Luv Robert Mueller
Oh No These Lunatics Say Antifa Gonna Civil War Us Tomorrow, BE VERY FRAID!!!
America's Dumbest Criminals Donald Trump And Jeff Sessions Do Light Treason Over Lunch
TELL US SOME HORSESHIT, SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS!
Can Trump 'You're Fired' Robert Mueller? A Guide To Our Inevitable Constitutional Crisis
THE MYSTERIOUS ADVENTURES OF THE PERFESSER, THE RUSSIAN LADY SPY, AND THIS FUCKING TRUMP IDIOT
ICE Clarifies It Never Arrests 10-Year-Olds At Hospitals, Except For Sometimes
Good Morning, Paul Manafort! You Are In Jail!
Puerto Rico Votes Grifty Montana Contractors 'Whitefish Energy' Off The Island
SURRENDER, MANAFORT! Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 30, 2017
Deleted Comments: Asking For Citations? What Typical Feminist Bullshit!
The Week In Garbage Men: The Mean Feminists Murdered My Axe Body Spray
Which Trump Idiot Is Going As 'Robert Mueller Just Put Me In Jail' For Halloween? Let's Wonksplore!
In Total Coincidence, Georgia Destroys Election Data Days After Vote Hacking Lawsuit
Oh Christ, It's These Assholes Again: Nazis Descend On Tennessee For 'White Lives Matter' Rallies
Google Pulled Some Shady Shit In Montana, And Now They Have A Violent Asshole Congressman
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Dressing Up As Trump's Pee Tape For Halloween This Year
Robert Mueller Ready To Throw Somebody In Fucking JAIL, Y'ALL!
Is This What Ivanka And Jared Listen To While They're Boning? Gross.
Felon Ex-Congressman Michael Grimm Can't Believe Trump's Goddamn Hands Are So Fucking Huge
EPA Spokeswoman Liz Bowman Really Making Name For Herself, As YOOOGE DICK
Here's All The Hottest Russia Investigation News, None Of Which Is About Hillary's Uranium
Ryan Zinke Hates The Fucking Eagles, Man
What Part Of 'ILLEGAL' Doesn't 10-Year-Old Girl With Cerebral Palsy Understand?
Look At This Evil Mississippi Judge, LOOK AT HIM.
Hire These Whitefish Energy Grifters To Write All Your Contracts FOR EVER
Jeff Sessions Cain't BuhLIEVE Obama's IRS Murdered All These Tea Party Groups!
Google Playing For The GOP. Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 27, 2017
Donald Trump Has Come Up With The Solution For Drug Deaths, And It Is Bootstraps!
Donald Trump Attacks VA Dem Ralph Northam, Gets More Than He Bargained For
Grateful Private Prison Company Leaves Trump's Cash On Bedside Table On The Way Out
GOP Congressdentist Very Mad CNN Reporting On This Crazy Nonsense He Made Up
OC, LA, SD, Big Bear And Vegas, ARE YOU READY TO PARTY????
Maybe Restoring Puerto Rico's Electricity Shouldn't Be Handled By Jerkass Grifters
GAME CHANGE: Mark Halperin Can't Stop Rubbing His Gross Penis On Women, Allegedly!
Wait, You Don't Want Poppy Bush To Grab Your Ass From His Wheelchair? WHY EVER NOT?
Kris Kobach LITERALLY Copy-Pasting Your Uncle's 'Illeagalz' Chain Emails
Trump Knows What Happened In Niger And It Is Did You Know He Went To Wharton?
The GOP Civil War Is ON! Wonkagenda for Thursday, Oct. 26, 2017
Don't Know How To Say This, But Donald Trump Really Sucks At Speaking English
Are These The Three Dumbest Fucking Reactions To The Trump-Russia Dossier News? Sure Why Not.
National Park Fees Could More Than Double, Depending How Much Ryan Zinke Skims Off The Top
Dad-Stabber Lane Davis Was Unpaid Milo Ghostwriter, Should We Be Surprised?
Which Committee Is Blowing Goats Instead Of Investigating Trump-Russia Today?
Never Mind, Jeff Flake's A Pussy Again
Republicans Save Banks From Greedy Customers. THANK GOD!
Teenage Refugee Finally Gets ICE's Damn Hands Off Her Body
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO PAID FOR THE FUCKING DOSSIER, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES
Ryan Zinke SCAM PACS???? Well, Knock Us Over With Half A Percent Of The Take
Trey Gowdy And Devin Nunes Flooding Earth With Jizz Over New Hillary Investigations
Maggie Haberman SO MAD About ... THE DOSSIER. Wonkagenda For Wed., Oct. 25, 2017
Donut Company Sides With Cops. Surprise!
Jeff Flake: Fuck YOU, Fuck YOU, Fuck YOU, Fuck TRUMP, Bob Corker's Cool, I'm Out
Password To Kris Kobach's Ratfucking Voter Database Definitely Not 'Password' (Yes It Is)
Total Cuck Steve Bannon Shocked, Shocked To Learn Milo Consorted With Nazis
Bill O'Reilly So Mad God Forced His Penis Into All Those Precarious Situations
Puerto Rico Hires Two Fellas From Montana To Get The Power Back On. Sounds Legit!
Putin's Arch-Nemesis Allowed To Come To America Again, Because SUCK IT, PUTIN!
Trump Begs LIDDLE' BOB CORKER For More Spankings, And Corker Is Happy To Oblige!
Knee Deep In Niger. Wonkagenda for Oct. 24, 2017
AND THEN THE LADY WENT AND SAT WITH THE BULLIED BOY AND FUCK YOU SHUT UP YOU'RE CRYING
Betsy DeVos Rescinds Ed Department Guidance Documents On Disability Rights. Is That Bad?
Trey Gowdy Is A Dick Again, And Other Late Breaking Trump-Russia News!
Donald Trump Accidentally Does Right Thing, INPEACH!
Trump Axing Obamacare Ads Could Leave 1.1 Million More Uninsured. See? Failing!
Hey, Boomers, Maybe Don't Brag About How 'Your Generation' Thought Of Sexual Assault?
Why The Fuck Did The State Department Just Ban Putin's Arch-Nemesis From America?
O'Reilly Grabbed $32 Million Of Pussy, Because When You're A Star, The Murdochs Let You Do It
John McCain Prefers Presidents Who Didn't Have Imaginary Bone Spurs During Vietnam
Trump Wishes That War Widow Would Stop Bleeding From Her Wherever At Him
Trump Bitches At Gold Star Families. Again. Wonkagenda for Oct. 23, 2017
Sundays With The Christianists: Give Jesus-Comics This Halloween To Be The Worst House On The Block
EXCLUSIVE: Unaired Script For Dana Loesch's NRA Scare Videos!
Potato Chip Cookies. NO, SERIOUSLY!
Fox Was Fine With O'Reilly Sexually Harassing Women So Long As He Paid Them Off Himself
This Is What Donald Trump Jr. Sees When He Looks At Daddy
The Week In Garbage... Ladies?: The 'Lovely Ladies Of Men's Issues' Make MRA Pin-Up Calendar
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Sick And Tired Of Talking About John Kelly
Attention NorCal, It Is Your Turn To Get Wonkette Beach Bum World Toured 2017!!!
Meet Tom Price's Wife Betty. Betty Is An Elected Official, And Also An Asshole.
General John Kelly Apologizes For Being Liar, HAHA JUST KIDDING ARE YOU NEW HERE?
All Hail The Sacred MAGA Hat, Object Of Religious Devotion, No, Really
Transphobic Christian Guy Thinks We're Feministing ALL WRONG!
Is Neil Gorsuch Obnoxious Enough To Turn John Roberts Liberal? MAYBE!
General John Kelly Lied About Rep. Frederica Wilson, And He Fucking Knows It
Senate Republicans Pass Super-Fucked Budget. Just So You Know.
The Night The Men Told Me About The Times They'd Been Raped
Al Franken Kicks Jeff Sessions In Nuts While Whole World Points And Laughs
Joe Arpaio Pretty Sad Trump Pardoned Him, Since That Means He's GUILTY
North Carolina Done Trying To Inspect Your Pieces While You Poop: A Nice Time!
Awful Week Partly Saved By Barack Obama! Wonkagenda for Oct. 20, 2017
This 'George W. Bush' Fellow's Ideas Intrigue Us, But We Still Don't Want His Newsletter
General John Kelly Fucks Self With Donald Trump's Sword
Does 'Dressing Modestly' Keep Sexual Predators Away? Ooh, A Tough One!
We Think Alex Jones May Be Confused About What A 'Drag Queen' Is
José Andrés And Crew Of Hundreds Serve One Million Puerto Rico Meals, Skip The Paper Towels
Big Tough Nazi Throws Hissy Fit At Bar That Won't Give Him Free Beer
Eugene Hippies It Is Your Night To Shine!
Trump Campaign Knucklefucks Only Retweeted Hottest Russian Trolls On Twitter
Trump Now Treating Parents Of Dead Soldiers Like Any Other Trump Subcontractor
Let Trump Judge Nom Show YOU How To Discriminate Against Gays The Legal Way! ('Legal' May Not Apply)
On Further Reflection, Steve Mnuchin Admits Tax Cuts Might Help Super-Rich After All
Jeff Sessions Wants to Jail Mean Journos. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Oct. 19, 2017
'Fake Melania' Is The Conspiracy Theory We All Need To Believe In Right Now
Nice Time! School Named For Loser Traitor Jefferson Davis To Be Renamed For Patriot Barack Obama
ROY MOORE NOT GONNA LET YOU FOOSBALL MENS BREAK FLAG LAW!
Is The Dumbass You're Fighting With In The Comments Just A Dumbass? OR IS IT A RUSSIAN DUMBASS?
Worried About Leftists Running Imaginary Pedophile Rings? Don't Kill Your Dad Over It!
Alex Jones Trucker Speed Does A Body Good, If Your Body Likes EATING LEAD
Another Muslim Ban, Another Judicial Smackdown. Sad!
Trump Reddit Assholes Feeling Triggered By All This 'Me Too' Business!
Poor People: Still Not Stupid. Fox News: Still Very Stupid.
How Hospitals Are Boning You, FOR FREEDOM
On Second Thought, Maybe Donald Trump Shouldn't Call The Families Of The Fallen
Are You Tired Of Winning Yet? Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct. 18, 2017
Ivanka Trump Remembers Which Floor Of Trump Tower She Was On When Kurt Cobain Died
Senate Will Save Obamacare From Oh Who The Fuck Are We Kidding
Should Anthony Scaramucci Delete His Account? Let's Vote!
Have You Made Fun Of Jim Bakker Lately? Then You Are In Big Trouble WITH GOD.
Obama Would Have Called John Kelly's Son's WIFE, Not His FATHER, Donald Trump, You FUCKING DOLT
Come Get Noisy In Boise (Those DON'T Rhyme)! It's A Wonkette Drinky Thing!
Trump Drug Czar Pick Pulls Out To Spend More Time With His Drug Lobby Money
Virginia Republican Ed Gillespie Just Can't Rub Off The Trump Stank!
Time Is A Flat Circle: Donald Trump, Al Gore, And James Lee Witt Edition
Philando Castile Fund Shows People Do Not Suck Uniformly! (We Were Surprised Too)
John McCain Tells Trump, Bannon, Their Band Of Dirty Nazis To SUCK ON THESE WALNUTS
The Odd Couple. Wonkagenda For Tues. Oct. 17, 2017
This Tale Of A Snail Finding Another Snail To Fuck Then Promptly Dying Will Warm Your Black Heart
President Bannon Gives 'Values Voters' Jesus-Gasms Over Trump Murdering Their Healthcare
Let's Check In With The Dumbest Dipshits In The Whole Wide Russia Scandal!
What The Fuck Is Wrong With Donald Trump, Besides Absolutely Everything?
Wait, Did Bill O'Reilly Just Ruin Cute Animals?
Trump Will Save Puerto Rico And California Soon As He's Done Writing These Terrific Tweets
Trump Thinks It's SO FUNNY How Mike Pence Wants To Hang All The Gays, Like LOL!
Donald Trump Jr. Has Some Opinions About Sexual Predators Who Aren't His Dad!
Failed Indiana GOP Candidate Sends His Holiday Pipe Bomb Early This Year
Healthiest President Ever Puts Lady Justices On Death Watch
Trump Declares War On GOP For Jesus. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 16, 2017
Deleted Comments: Wonkette, Your Filthy Mouth Is The Best Thing About Your Reportage
The Week In Garbage Men: MGTOWs Are Jealous Of Harvey Weinstein
Will Feminists Send Todd Starnes To Jail For Being Too Manly? Probably!
Does Donald Trump Even Know What He Did To Healthcare This Week?
Your Weekly Top Ten Is COMING TO KISS YOUR FACE!
Trump Had No Idea He's Raising Taxes On Middle Class. Trump Should Read Wonkette.
Newsweek: Other Than The Pedophilia, Mr. Hastert, What's On Your Mind These Days?
Which Of Trump's Idiot Lawyers Is Leaking Like A Pee Diaper? NOT TY COBB!
Hi, Maggie Haberman! New NYT Social Media Guidelines! Did You Read Them, Maggie Haberman? DID YOU?
Donald Trump, The Wharton School Of Business's Everlasting Shame
Maxine Waters Went To Work Yesterday. Ben Carson Was There. UGH.
Boise, Eugene, Sacramento, Sonoma And Cali Coast: Clean Up, Company's Coming!
Trump Knows When He Had Lunch With Rex Tillerson, And It Was Potato
Donald Trump Ends Obamacare Subsidies, Because The Patient Just Refused To Die
Congressman Chris Collins: The Bitch Set Me Up!
Trump Amputates Healthcare For Poors. Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 13, 2017
Queen Elizabeth Will See Donald Trump IN HELL
Trump's Healthcare E.O.: If You Like Your Doctor, You Can Buy A Lotto Ticket
Victoria Jackson Thinks Julia Louis-Dreyfus Should Stop Being JUST LIKE HITLER
Pity Mike Pence's Wife Didn't Stop Harvey Weinstein From Being A Rapey Piece Of Shit
Babysitters Club Tricks Whinyass Tittybaby President Into Only Blowing Up *Half* Of Iran Deal
James O'Keefe DID TOO Find A Evil Liberal Genius, Shut Up DOKTOR ZOOM!
Politifact NAILS Hillary Clinton For Crime Of Being Hillary Clinton
Do Republicans Hate The Trump Pee Hooker Dossier Because It's TOO TRUE?
Texas Prisoners Donated To Hurricane Harvey Relief With Strength Of 50 Trumps
Trump Thinks Puerto Rico Has Been Mollycoddled Enough. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct 12, 2017
Dumb Old President Loser-Dick Hates Everything, Wishes It Was DEAD!
Trump Slut Devin Nunes Rubbing Dick All Over Russia Probe Again
Donald Trump Promises To Make Truckers Rich With Tax Cuts (If They Are Already Millionaires)
James O'Keefe Goes Undercover at New York Times, Finds This Asshole
Trump-Russia Dumbass Carter Page Saying The Quiet Parts Loud Again, Bless His Stupid Heart
Puerto Rico: Let Them Eat Debt!
So THIS Is Why Rex Tillerson Called Trump A 'Fucking Moron'
Donald Trump: We Must Destroy Obamacare To Save Henry Kissinger
Kissinger Advises Trump: Do Illegal Immediately. Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct 11. 2017
Oh Chris Cillizza, You FUCKING Shitheel
Roy Moore's Christian Crimer Son Caught Christian Criming WITH A DEFENSELESS ANIMAL
Las Vegas Police Might As Well Let Alex Jones Conduct Mass Shooting Investigation
ESPN Just Wishes Jemele Hill Would Stop Making Trump And The Football Owners SO MAD!
Uh Oh, Is President Diaper-Shits About To Have A BLOW-OUT?
Twitter Won't Take GOP Rep. Marsha Blackburn's Rubles To Advertise Fake Planned Parenthood News :(
Why Would Donald Trump Rail Against 'Foreign Corruption' Law? Well, Why Wouldn't He?
Sick Bob Corker Burn, Donald Trump! You Got Him Good, Like LMAO Out Loud!
White House Tries To Distract Trump. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 10, 2017
Oh No, The President's Various Wives Are Fighting
Betsy DeVos Loves The Poorly Educating!
I Am An Italian-American And I Think Columbus Day Is Garbage
Trump EPA Will Make You Eat Coal, And You Will Like It
Poll Porn! Donald Trump Now Losing All His Country Folk, Oh No, How Sad!
A List Of All The Women Who Are To Blame For Harvey Weinstein Being A Sex Pig, By Some Idiots
Donald Trump Knows Who Did The Hurricane, It Is That Lady Mayor Bitch
GOP Sen. Bob Corker Has Only Just Begun To Talk Shit About Donald Trump
Steve Bannon Wants Roid Rage Felon Ex-Congressman Michael Grimm Back In The Big House (Of Reps!)
Mike Pence Faked A Rage-Gasm At A Football Game? Cool Story Bro.
Donald Trump Pretty Proud He Invented Puerto Rico, Paper Towels, And The Word 'Fake'
Wah Trump Is The Real Hurricane Victim, Waaaah. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 9, 2017
DAMN BOB CORKER DAMN! GIRL! SHIT!
Deleted Comments: A Visit From The Gunsplanation Man!
The Week In Garbage Men: Incels Dream Of Zombie Sex Slaves To Call Their Own, Also Their Own Sisters
Dear FBI: Black People Are Not The Reason I Don't Like Cops
A Shattered Trump Issues A Desperate Plea For Political Correctness In Comedy
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Through With This Fucking Week, I Mean Good God!
Oregon Judges Gonna Take All Your Freedom/Penises/Guns Away, MWAHAHAHAHAHA! NICE TIME!
Jeff Sessions Happier Than A Pig In Shit To Fuck The Gays For Trump And Jesus
Which Of These Las Vegas Shooting Conspiracy Theories Is Most Stupidest? Potato
Robert Mueller And Trump-Russia Dossier Spy Boyfriends Now, JUST LIKE WONKETTE SAID
BUT BREITBART'S, MILO'S, AND STEVE BANNON'S EMAILS
Los Angeles Times Owners Try To Bust New Union In Stupid, Pathetic, Total TRONC Way
Let's Play Fuck/Marry/Kill/Tickle/Finger/Dick-Punch With The Trump Cabinet!
NRA Demands Answers On Why Obama Never Banned All These Gun Things
Trump Mindlessly Threatens WWIII (AGAIN). Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 6, 2017
'Pro-Life' Congressman Quits To Spend More Time Begging Girlfriends To Have Abortions
Does Obamacare Cover Republicans' Addiction To Trying To Kill Obamacare?
Robert Mueller Showing Russian Hookers Pics Of Trump, Asking 'Have You Peed On This Man?'
GOP Might Do One Tiny Little Thing About Guns, But Only If NRA Says It's OK (It Won't)
Jared And Ivanka Poor Now, Please Send GoFundMe Bucks ASAP
'Christian' 'Rehab' Owner Keeps Slaves In America, Thinks Jesus Loves Her, IS WRONG
Looks Like GOP Sen. Bob Corker Thinks Trump Is A Moron Too!
Idaho Pol Yells At 'Liberal Nut-Tard' At County Fair, Demands Apology From Fair
Trump's Administration REALLY Doesn't Like Gay People
Congress THINKS About Guns, Maybe. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Oct. 5, 2017
A Listicle Of New NBC Show Ideas, To Build Off Success Of Megyn Kelly's Fresh Hot Turd!
Obama Alums Get Band Back Together To Save Obamacare Enrollment Trump Is Purposely Fucking Up
Senate Intel Committee: Trump-Russia Investigation Will Be Over When It's Over, So GTFO
How Daddy's Little Frauders Ivanka And Don Trump Jr. Skated On Charges! Are They Lucky Or What?!
IRS Should Cut Out Equifax Middleman, Give Taxpayer-Verification Contract Straight To Wikileaks
Rex Tillerson Still In Love With Dumbass 'Moron' Donald Trump, HE SWEARS!
Republicans On Gun Silencer Bill After Las Vegas: We Don't Know Her!
How Supreme Court Gonna Save America From The Cheaty Dickwads! Narrated By Nina Totenberg
GOP Congressman HATES Abortion, Except For Ladies He Bangs Behind His Wife's Back
Secretary Of State Rex Tillerson Thinks Trump Is Total Fucking 'Moron,' And He's Not Wrong!
Trump Pisses Off Puerto Rico. Wonkagenda for Oct. 4, 2017
A Fun End Of Day Post With Only A LITTLE Murder!
We'd Tell Nikki Haley To Go Fuck Herself, But Instead We'll Just Say Bless Your Fucking Heart
Trump's Immigration Crime Hotline Is Helping Snitches Get Stitches
Trump Flies To Puerto Rico To Call Them Fuck-Ups To Their Faces
GOP Senator John Thune On Not Getting Murdered By Guns: Try Not To Get Murdered By Guns
Las Vegas Reax Day Two: More Shitmouths, With Mouths Dripping With Shit
Nancy Pelosi Sending Thoughts, Prayers, And A Foot Up Paul Ryan's Ass
Health Care? Gun Control? LOL No, 'Pro-Life' House Busy Making Rape Victims Deliver 5-Month Fetuses
Alex Jones And Guest Yell At David Letterman For Thing David Letterman Didn't Say About Las Vegas
Jared And Ivanka Need To Delete Their Goddamned Accounts. Literally!
Don't Come Around Here No More. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 3, 2017
A Belated Happy Birthday To Jimmy Carter, Peace Be Upon Him, It's GODDAMN FUCKING NICE TIME!
Jesus Christ Now Tom Petty Is Dead Too
NRA To Las Vegas Shooting Victims: SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY!
Who's Already Scream Shitting About Las Vegas? A Shitmouth Roundup!
Trump Gives Puerto Rico What It Needs, And It Is This Golf Trophy! (No Joke, Except Donald Trump!)
Nancy Pelosi Being Very Mean To Guns, Needs To Say Sorry Right The Fuck Now
Wonkette Politicizes Las Vegas Mass Shooting By Mentioning Guns
It's Morning In America, Which Means 50 Dead And 400 Injured In Las Vegas Shooting Massacre
LAS VEGAS HORROR. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 2, 2017
GOP Too Busy Trying To Kill Healthcare For Millions, So It Forgot To Renew Healthcare For Kids
Deleted Comments: Women Don't Invent Stuff, So The Smartest Men Want Sex Robots
Trump Takes Break From Golfing To Tweet Asshole Things At The Mayor Of San Juan
Your Weekly Top Ten Hasn't Been Blocked By Maggie Haberman YET
Tom Price Quits Because He's Too Grifty For Donald Fucking Trump
Tiny Girl In Pantsuit Meets Hillary Clinton, Gets Autograph, Tips On Hiding The Bodies
Could Democrat Doug Jones Beat The Alabama Shitfire Out Of Raving Shitgibbon Roy Moore? MAYBE!
Tucker Carlson Now Being Gross And Weird About The Jews
Donald Trump Appreciates The Congrats On Tremendous Job He's Doing In Puerto Rico!
Sen. Mark Warner Ready To Cock-Punch Twitter For Helping Russia Bone Our Election
Did Roy Moore Make A Grifty Fib? Lucky He Has That Hotline To Jesus!
Tom Price To Magnanimously Pay Tiny Fraction Of Private Jet Costs. We Good?
Jared Kushner Is A Complete Dipshit, And His Lawyer Isn't Far Behind
Trump's Health And Human Services Dept. F---s Obamacare In The A--
Justice Gorsuch Adapting To Supreme Court's NO ETHICS Code
Trump Tax Plan Will Give You A Shiny Tuppence! (No You May Not Have Some More)
Trump's Team Can't Stop Crash Landing. Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 29, 2017
Black NFL Quarterback Doing Sweetest Acts Of Kindness Probably Scary As HELL To Donald Trump
Slumlord Jared Kushner Sued By Baltimore Tenants Because THE FEES ARE TOO DAMN HIGH
Texas GOP Once Again Free To Fuck Houston In Ass, Now That TV Cameras Are Gone
How Many Ways Can One Trump Adviser Lie About Tax Cuts For The Rich? ALL OF THEM!
Trump Reckons NFL Owners Are Pussies Scared Of Big Black Dudes, Just Like Him!
Donald Trump Goes To Indiana, Lies Like CRAZY
If Maggie Haberman's Hot Takes Get Any Hotter, We're All Going To Burn To Death
Trump Tax 'Plan': You'll Be Sick To Death. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 28, 2017
WANNA CRY, LITTLE BABY? NEED A DOLLY? (Yes, Actually! It's Nice Time!)
The 9,746 Top Reasons We Don't Want To Watch Megyn Kelly's Dumb Fuckin' New Show
Trump's New Tax 'Plan' Shakes Money Tree All Over Donald Trump! We Are Killed Of Shock!
Congrats, Florida! Rick Scott Taps 29-Year-Old Travel Aide As New Director Of Hurricanes!
6 Out Of 10 Football Fans Agree: Donald Trump Should Go Munch AstroTurf
Wait, We're Doing WHAT To Puerto Rico? WE SHOULD STOP THAT.
Erick Erickson Says Be Nice To Megyn Kelly And STOP SAYING HE FUCKS GOATS
Trump's Cabinet Off The Damn Rails
In Shocking Turn, Alabama Republicans Vote For The Lunatic Bigot
Son of Zombie TrumpCare Dead (Again)... Wonkagenda For Wed., Sept. 27, 2017
Trump On Puerto Rico: A Lot Of People Don't Know About 'Ocean'!
Jared Kushner's Lawyer Can't Wait To Fap To Jared's* NAKED LEGO PORN EMAILS (*Not Jared's)
Koch Brother Daddies, Angry About Obamacare, Send Republicans To Bed Without Any Money
Will This Nice White Baskets Coach Man Be Able To Explain White Privilege To Trump? Ha Ha, No
New York Times's Maggie Haberman Has Chosen To Be A Dick Today
St. Louis: Gateway To The Racists
Did Ivanka And Her Homely Older Brother Try To Have Tiffany Trump 'Bumped'? WHOA IF TRUE!
Alabama Election Day: The Deep Fried Fuckery Edition
Donald Trump Scolds Lazy Puerto Ricans For Letting Hurricane Hit Their Island
Why Don't These Rude People With Disabilities Just Let Graham-Cassidy Kill Them Quietly?
Donald Trump Has Lost His Damn Mind. (Again.) Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 26, 2017
Your Wonkette 2017 BEACH BUM WORLD TOUR! (World May Not Apply, Check Your Local Retailer)
How Is Facebook Breaking America For Trump And Russia Today?
You Need Some Motherfucking Nice Time! How Bout Target Raising Wages To $15 For Everyone!
Puerto Rico? Huh? DO YOU NOT SEE TRUMP IS BUSY WITH A FOOTBALL EMERGENCY!!!
OMG Y'all, President Stupidass Actually Thinks He's #WINNING This Football Fight
Graham-Cassidy Obamacare Repeal Trying To Appeal To Ted Cruz Now. That Can't Be Good!
Oh, Jared Kushner Did 'Private Emails,' Just Like Hillary Clinton? You Don't Fucking Say
Anthony Weiner's Dick Going To Jail
Trump Expands Muslim Travel Ban To ... Venezuela? Fuck It, Why Not!
Loser Trump Losing Culture War To The Big Men Who Play With Balls
Trump All GRRRR At Black People, For A Change. Wonkagenda For Mon., Sept. 25, 2017
TRUMP UNITES AMERICA! (Behind The Strong, Classy Black Dudes Playing The Foosball)
Deleted Comments: In Which Yr Wonkette Is Invaded By A Troll And Some Clown Dick
Homeland Security Just Took A Year To Tell States They Got Hacked By Russia. THEY WERE ON A BREAK.
The Week In Garbage Men: MGTOWs Declare Sex Dolls 'The New Standard Of Beauty'
Trump Wants To Make Football Great Again: More Degenerative Brain Diseases, Less Free Speech
Your Wonkette Weekly Top Ten Has Excellent Taste In Terrible Men!
John McCain Is The Friday Hero You Needed. Put Your Feet Up And Take A Breather!
Messing With Flint's Water Made Lots Of Women Miscarry. Tell Us How 'Pro-Life' You Are, GOP?
Milo's 'Free Speech Week' Will Be A Garbage Fire, But Not The Garbage Fire He Dreamed Of
Tom Price Doing His Part To Drown Health Department In Bathtub
If He's Going Down, Paul Manafort Will Take Half Of DC Down With Him
Mark Zuckerberg Real Sorry For Those Russian Ads Facebook Denied Ever Selling
Watch Out Virginia! Ralph Northam Held Down Your Mother While MS-13 Raped Her, With Votes
It's Way Past Time For Thinkpieces About How Hillary Clinton Should Go Away To Go Away
How Can Graham And Cassidy Bribe Alaska's Lisa Murkowski To Murder Obamacare?
A Texas Billionaire, The Stripper He Beat Up, And The Mugshot He Doesn't Want You To See
Facebook So Sorry For Fucking Up EVERYTHING. Wonkagenda for Fri., Sept. 22, 2017
Great New Book Reveals Liberal Women Don't Luve Their Wee Babbies Because They're Shallow Hoors
Mike Cernovich, Alex Jones Know Why You Hate Them And Putin, It Is Because You Are NAMBLA!
How Likely Is Your Congress To Kill You Today? It's A Toss-Up!
New York Times, You Got Some Trump-Russia SPLAINING TO DO
Reporters Better Stop Trying To Look At Sean Spicer's Secret Russia Diary OR HE WILL TELL!
Which GOP Dick Will Lie To Defend Tax $$$ For Private Jets? Erick Erickson, Step Right Up!
Donald Trump Penetrates Deeper And Deeper, Into The Heart ... Of Dickness
Mueller To Trump: Papers Please. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 21, 2017
WTF, Was Paul Manafort Spying ON THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN For Russia? WE HAVE NO IDEA
Advice For Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen, From Wonkette's Jewish Mother
Former Teacher Implores Nation To Look On The Sunny Side Of Slavery
Ever Had A Baby? Pay An Extra $17,000 Per YEAR For Healthcare, Because Barack Obama Is Black
An Argument About Nerds And The KKK Taken As Seriously As It Deserves
Do You Think Trans Kids Are 'Satan's Plan'? Congrats, You're A Trump Judge!
HILLARY CLINTON ADMITS CONSPIRING WITH PIZZAGATE CHILD DUNGEON PIZZERIA!!1!
DONALD TRUMP APOLOGIZES! (To Turkey. For Americans' Faces Scuffing Up Its Bodyguards' Boots)
Tucker Carlson Unsure If Witches Are Legally Allowed To Cast Spells On Donald Trump
Help Obamacare, Jimmy Kimmel, You're Our Only Hope!
RNC Paying For Trumps' Lawyers, So, Surprise The Trumps Are Lawyers Now!
Jimmy Kimmel Don't Play. Wonkagenda For Wed., Sept. 20, 2017
Roy Moore Only Used Racial Slurs Because He Was Quoting Jesus, OK?
Republicans Protecting The Little Guy, And By Little Guy We Mean 'Equifax'
Why Did The FISA Court Okay All This Wiretapping? A Lawsplainer!
Idiot: Trump Won Because Liberals Chicks Won't Bone Down With Jerk Republican Men
Trump Has HAD IT With All These Refugees Making America Great The Wrong Way
Donald Trump Threatens A Little Nuclear War At The UN. But So Presidentially!
Trump Russia Stuff: BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
Bill O'Reilly Claims Bill O'Reilly An Innocent Victim Of Liberals, Just Like George Washington
WHY Can't Donald Trump Have Tanks Rolling Down Pennsylvania Ave. WHYYYYYYY.
Trump Jr. Fires Secret Service. Not Suspicious. Not Suspicious At All
Oh, Did Something Happen With Trump-Russia Last Night? Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept., 19, 2017
Oh Do You Think Trump Will Be Mad About This BREAKING PAUL MANAFORT WIRETAPP FROM THE CAMPAIGN TIMES
Violence Against Hillary Clinton: Is It *Ever* Not Funny, Donald Trump?
Kellyanne Conway So Sad The Emmys Were Mean To Nice Donald Trump
Can We Get You To Click On A Post About Trade War If We Tell You Trump Shouts 'Where's My Peter?'
New Mexico Lets Jesus Ride Dinosaur Right Into Revamped 'Science' Classes
What Kind Of Free Speech Platform Won't Let You Tell People To Blow Up Buildings Full Of Jews?
Wingnut Mom Has Been To The Mountaintop! It Is A Very Stupid Mountaintop.
Trump Lawyer 'Deep Throat' Gives TED Talk About Russia Scandal To All Restaurant Patrons In Earshot
Worst Dressed At The Emmys: The Podium Wearing Sean Spicer
Fucking Obamacare Repeal WON'T STAY DEAD
TRUMPCARE Back From The Dead! Wonkagenda For Monday, Sept. 18, 2017
Ken Burns Loves The Smell Of Napalm In The Morning: A Wonkette Documentareview!
St. Louis Cops So Excited To Use Their Riot Toys (And Wonkette Is There!)
The Week In Terrible Men: Evil Women Wear Leggings Just To Torment Incels
WILD CARD! Get Weird With 'Trump: The Movie' Now And Thank Us Later
Your Weekly Top Ten Is NOT AN ANIMAL, OK?
Gross Fox Sports Douche Man Under Impression CNN Is Own Personal Beer Commercial
Trump's Black Friend In The Senate Not Really In Mood For His Shit Today
Nancy Pelosi's Hand Goes UP, Trump Aides' Mouths Go SHUT
Jesus, Facebook, Does Russia Have A Pee Tape Of You Too?
Dana Rohrabacher Has Thoughts On Charlottesville. They Are Stupid Crazy Lunatic Thoughts.
CBO Confirms Trump's Fuckery Increasing Obamacare Costs, But ACA Still Really Hard To Kill!
Politico Profile Of Donald Trump Or Serial Killer Biography? We Just Can't Decide!
Dinesh D'Souza Joins Fox & Friends To Smarm About Illegal Brown Voting
Trump Calls Terrorists 'Losers,' Saves World. Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 15, 2017
Donald Trump: The Dog Ate The Mexican President's Cell Phone!
Breaking! Trump Made 'Idiot' Jeff Sessions Commit Hara-Kiri, But He Got Better
If Ted Cruz Hates Dildos So Much, Then What's This In His Butt?
Trey Gowdy Refuses To Put Obama NSA Susan Rice In Jail For Crime Of Doing Her Fucking Job
Nice Insurance Companies You Got Here. Be A Not-Shame If Bernie Sanders Happened To Them
Trump White House Adds Black ESPN Lady Jemele Hill To Hit List, We Mean Shit List
Punchy Faced Pharmaceutical Man Martin Shkreli Goes Directly To Jail, Does Not Collect $200
Donald Trump Rolled By 'Chuck And Nancy' Again? Who Can Even Say!
Michael Flynn's #PizzaGate Loving Idiot Son In Big Trouble With Robert Mueller, Mister!
Trump, Chuck, And Nancy Have DACA Dinner Date! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 14, 2017
Orrin Hatch Steals All The Dad Puns With Medical Pot Research Bill Announcement
Wonkette Hereby Applies For Job On Sexcellent InfoWars Alex Jones Team Of 'Elites'
What In Goshdarn Tarnation Is About To Drop In The Trump-Russia Investigation?
Trump's Fraudulent Voting Commission Accidentally Got Some Democrat On Itself
This Right Here Is Some Sexist Bullshit About ... Omarosa? Okay, Omarosa.
Trump Lawyers Deny Sticking Russian Spy Shoe Phone Straight Up Jared Kushner's Ass
All The Cool Dems Deciding They LOVE Single Payer, HATE Medical Bankruptcy
Marriott Really Doesn't Understand This Whole 'Boat Hero' Thing
Which Trump Staffer Said This Pervy Shit To MSNBC's Katy Tur? Oh, Probably ALL OF THEM KATY
NRA Aims At Gun Silencer Laws, For 2nd Amendment Right To Kill Cops And Flee
Behold! BernieCare For All! Wonkagenda For Wed., Sept. 13, 2017
Milo Yiannopoulos Lied About Losing His House In Hurricane Irma Because #Jokes
DONALD TRUMP, GET YOUR TINY PIGGY PERVERT HANDS OFF KATY TUR RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!
Manic Pixie Asshat Ends Piano Campaign To Win Back Girlfriend, Is Sorry You All Hate Romance
Donald Trump Could Give Two Shits About Mexican Earthquake, Hurricane, Like You'd Expect
Russia All Up In Trump Racists' Facebooks, Inviting Them To Racism Sex Orgies!
Tyrant Hillary Clinton Cramming Pizza Down Hungry People's Throats, What An Asshole
'All Lives Splatter': Sheriff's Office Real Sorry It Recommended Murdering Protesters With Cars
Hillary Clinton Casually Suggests Bernie Sanders Not Messiah, Which Is Just Fucking Rude
Ted Cruz Likes Porn That Is Somehow Both Mediocre And Extremely Weird
The 19 Books Hillary Clinton Should Write Next
Ted Cruz Penis Hacks Twitter! Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 12, 2017
Elizabeth Warren Jumps On The Medicare-For-All Train, Because She Is Awesome
Alex Jones Knows 'Deep State' Roofies Trump's Diet Cokes, But SHHHH THEY'LL MURDER HIM IF YOU TELL
Jeff Sessions Wiww Hunt Down Wascally Weakews With This Powygwaph Test!
Genius Detective Kris Kobach Looks For Voter Fraud, Finds Something Even Worse: COLLEGE STUDENTS
Fox News Celebrates 9/11 By Reminding Us To #NeverForget The Confederate Loser Traitor Statues
Donald Trump Unpopular At Beauty Pageant Not Owned By Him
The 58 Stupidest Cucking Things Steve Bannon Said On '60 Minutes'
Steve Mnuchin More Hateable Than His Terrible Wife
Irma Gives Trump A Sad. Wonkagenda For Mon., Sept. 11, 2017
Coarse And Onanistic? US? A Most Vintage Dear Shit-Fer-Brains!
Manic Pixie Asshat To Play Piano In A Park Until His Ex Agrees To Take Him Back
Florida GOP Official Once Beat A Girl Half To Death With A Claw Hammer. Is That A Big Deal?
Christian Prophetess Will Bat Hurricane Irma Away With Her Magic Scepter
Your Weekly Top Ten Sure Does Love Tomi Lahren Genealogy Stories!
Badass Little Girl With Robot Hand Is Most Valuable Pitcher Of ALL TIME BASEBALL HISTORY
Equifax Bigwigs Probably Only Insider Traded A Wee Bit After Hack. No Big.
Is Daily Stormer Head Nazi Real Life, Or Is He Just Fantasy?
Pussy Rush Limbaugh Scared Of Fake 'Hurricane Irma' Hoax Exposed By Rush Limbaugh
Trump Justice Department Will Protect Oppressed Cake Bigots From Vicious Cake-Loving Homosexuals
Florida Sheriff Is Cat 5 Asshole
Kamala Harris Is A Goddamned DELIGHT. She Can Be U.S. American President Now?
Texas First Responders Sue After Perfectly Harmless Chemical Not-Explosion Made Them Sick
Rodrigo Duterte Finds Accused Drug Smuggler He Might Not Shoot. Surprise, It Is His Son!
All About Gay Cakes Bout Gay Cakes! Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 8, 2017
Holy Shit, Just How Much Did Donald Trump Jr. Lie To The Senate Today?
Court Decides Loser Running Against Elizabeth Warren Also Loser In Different Way
Did Donald Trump File $17 Million Insurance Claim Because A Hurricane Damaged His Ego?
Peggy Noonan's Drunk Confederate History
Dipwad Who Sued Apple For Letting Him See Porn Wants To Make Honest Woman Of His Slutty Computer
Donald Trump Jr.'s TOP THREE New Excuses For Russian Spy Meeting, With Love!
Tomi Lahren, Meet The Great Great Grandfather Prosecuted For Forging His Citizenship Papers!
Who Is Suing Donald Trump Today?
Trump Lawyer Successfully Baited With Hairy Nutsack
Florida Man: GET OUT. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 7, 2017
Totally Normal Lady Says You Only Hate Trump Because Ben Sasse Was Denny Hastert's Gay Pimp
Return Of The Un-Living Zombie Obamacare ... God DAMN It, John McCain, JUST FUCK YOU
Nancy Pelosi And Chuck Schumer Just Cock-Slapped Trump, AND HE LIKED IT
Wonkette Would NEVER Cover NJ Senator Bob Menendez's Bribery Trial If He Were A Democrat!
Will Betsy DeVos Give Campus Sexual Assailants A Big Wet Kiss?
General John Kelly Murdered Sheriff David Clarke's White House Job Dreams
Rush Limbaugh Knows Hurricane Irma Is Conspiracy To Hide How Al Gore Is Very Fat
Vladimir Putin Pees On Donald Trump, Tells Him It's Raining
FEMA To Run Out Of Money By Friday. Good Thing No Disasters Are On The Way!
How Is Trey Gowdy Fucking The Republic Today?
End DACA? Well, Trump Didn't Know You Were Going To Be MAD About It!
Trump Has Sads For Hurting Dreamers. Wonkagenda for Wed., Sept. 6, 2017
Cat Check: Here Are Two Pussies Donald Trump Definitely Didn't Grab
Russian Wingnut Knows What Time It Is, And It Is Trump Pee Tape O' Clock!
How Is Trump's EPA Shitting On The Environment This Week? How Isn't It!
Dumb Trump Muscle Goon Keith Schiller Quitting White House Because John Kelly Makes Him Cry
Paul Ryan So Sad To Take All These Mexi-Kids Hostage, Really He Is
Julian Assange Shows True Colors, It Is This White Hood
Trump And Jeff Sessions Just Took A Tiki Torch To DACA
Nobody's Defending Asshole Nurse-Assaulting Utah Cop... Except Assholes At 'Daily Caller'
Obama's Gentle Parting Words To Trump: Don't Fuck It Up Too Bad, DUMBASS.
Donald Trump Prepares To Deport Our Best, Keep The Nazis
Trump Tells DACA Kids To GTFO. Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 5, 2017
A Country That Hates Workers Celebrates Labor Day
Deleted Email: You Have The Vocabulary And Intellect Of A Middle School Paint Huffer
What the Darn-Diddly-Doodily? Did Mike Pence Make Another Fib?
'Crying Nazi' Lawyer Knows What Comedy Is, And It Sounds Exactly Like 'Mein Kampf'
Republicans Wish Someone With Power Would DO SOMETHING About Those Poor DACA Kids!
Your Weekly Top Ten Really Hated Having To Make An Example Of Glenn Thrush Like That
'10 Things I Hate About James Comey': A Sad, Stupid Letter From Donald J. Trump
Surprise! Texas Republicans Couldn't WAIT To Help Deregulate Splodey Chemical Plant!
'Firefighter Prophet' Knows You Only Hate Trump Because Illuminati Shapeshifted Your DNA
SCANDAL! Comey Rigged Hillary Investigation Before She Could Even Confess To Aggravated Emailing!
So Now We're Arresting Nurses For 'Upholding The Constitution.' Nice Job, Cops!
Is Robert Mueller Wiping His Ass With Trump's Tax Returns RIGHT NOW? Sure, Maybe!
David Clarke Resigns As Milwaukee County Sheriff. Bye, Asshole!
'Elderly' Swedish Woman Smites Men's Rights Ass Hat, Does Mitzvah For Entire World
Mean John Kelly Making White House Lame And Boring. Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 1, 2017
That Time In 1964 When Dick Gregory, Peace Be Upon Him, Made The FBI Do Its Damn Job
BREAKING: Manafort's Notes From Russian Spy Meeting Are Real And They Are SPECTACULAR
BREITBART SIRENS! TRUMP UNDER HOUSE ARREST/COUP, ACCORDING TO IDIOTS!
Nice Time! Houston Public Schools Declare, 'Give EVERYBODY Eat!'
Dumbfuck Tomi Lahren Fitting In Quite Nicely With Rest Of Fox News Dumbfucks
Kamala Harris Jumps Aboard The Single Payer Train
Can You Handle More BOAT HEROES? You Probably Can!
Chemicals At Flooded Texas Plant Definitely Didn't Explode, Sheriff Says, They Just Popped A Bit
Betsy DeVos Couldn't Hire Trump University Fraud Chief, Went With Next Best Thing
Uh Oh, Paul Manafort, Where's Your God NOW?
Texas? What About Taxes? Wonkagenda For Thurs., Aug. 31, 2017
Raise A Glass For Molly Ivins's Birthday, Wonkers. We Sure Could Use Her Right Now
This Right Here Is Some Sexist Bullshit About Nikki Haley
Obama Took His Time Machine To Visit Hurricane Katrina Victims *Before He Was Even President*
Freedom's Just Another Word For 'This Unregulated Chemical Plant Might Explode Thanks To Hurricane'
Godly Christians Reassure A Troubled America That Jesus Still Totally Hates Fags
Mattis Throws Himself On Military Transgender Ban, Saves Trump From Stupid Tweet
Dana Rohrabacher Ready To Dead-Drop Julian Assange's Love Notes Into Donald Trump's Pants
Trump Upstages Harvey In Texas. Wonkagenda for Wed., Aug. 30, 2017
ICE Wants To Memory Hole All Immigrants Who Died In Detention -- And Their Little Kids Too!
Is This Weird-Ass Moscow Trump Tower Thing The Key To The Whole Damn Trump-Russia Conspiracy?
BOAT HEROES Doing More Heroics, In Houston, In Boats!
Dinesh D'Souza Can Now Reveal The Shocking Truth: Nazis Fucked A Lot
Glenn Thrush Clearly Woke Up On The 'Chris Cillizza' Side Of The Bed This Morning
Donald Trump's A Lunatic, Film At Eleven
Donald Trump's Finnish Press Conference Could Have Been Worse. And Then It Was!
Harvey Steals Trump's Thunder. Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug, 29, 2017
What If Planned Parenthood Sold Shoes Instead Of Abortions? The Ivanka Trump Story.
Like A Good Neighbor, Mexico Is There! (Offer Void Where Trump Is President)
Trump Russian Buddy Bragged About Using Russia To Elect Trump. TOTALLY NORMAL.
Disgraced Sheriff Joe Arpaio: Pardon Me, I'd Like To Be Senator
Oklahoma Police Chief Wishes All These Nazis Would Stop Living Inside His Body
Texas BOAT HEROES Just Being Heroes, In Boats.
Guess What, Michael Flynn And Paul Manafort! Robert Mueller Is Literally IN YOUR ASS.
White Nationalists Arrested In Charlottesville Shooting, Beating Only Two Weeks Later!
Texas Two-Step: Courts' Rulings On Districting Fuckery Step To The Side For A While
Houston, We Need A Hero! Wonkagenda For Mon., Aug. 28, 2017
This Is A Love Letter To The Estate Tax
Deleted Comments: When He's Not Lying, Alex Jones Is A Serious Journalist
Let's Teach Republicans Why Preserving Confederate Statues Isn't Like Preserving Auschwitz!
Pretty Much No One Thinks Trump Pardoning His Good Buddy Joe Arpaio Was A Great Idea
Actual Nazi/Breitbart Writer Fired From White House Job Of 'Going On TV And Screaming About Muslims'
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Apparently Still Obsessed With That Trump Idiot Named Brad
Law And Order President Pardons Joe Arpaio For Patriotically Discriminating Against Messicans
America's Greatest Artist, Jon McNaughton, Phones It In With Inspirational Trump Painting, Meh Lazy
Donald Trump Jr. Whispering Sweet Breitbart, Infowars, Gateway Pundit Stories Into Daddy's Ear
Gateway Pundit: No Russian Twitterbot! No Russian Twitterbot! YOU'RE The Russian Twitterbot!
Alex Jones Just Wants To Know Why Michelle Obama Is Hiding Her Secret Penis From Him
Mike Pompeo Running CIA From Warm, Safe Office Inside Donald Trump's Butt
St. Louis Asshole Actually Catches Charges For Running Protesters Over With His Car
Trans Ban? Tammy Duckworth's Robot Feet Kick Trump's Draft-Dodging Ass. Again.
Scumbag Erik Prince Wishes Homosexual Agenda Would Stop Crashing Our Navy Ships
Ryan Zinke Wants To Kill All The Cute Critters. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug. 25, 2017
Democrats Gonna Fight Talk Radio Asshole Trump Nominated To Do 'Science.' GOOD!
Colin Kaepernick: Domestic Terrorist, Or ACTUAL OSAMA BIN LADEN? Fox And NFL Unsure!
Antifa Loves Beating Women! Say Idiot 4Chan Nazis Who Made It All Up
Dinesh D'Souza: Something About Racist Nazi Democrats, We Don't Know, It's Exhausting
Republicans Debut Clever New Campaign Strategy, And It Is Racism
Wingnut Kelli Ward Gets Sean Hannity's Endorsement To Murder Jeff Flake (With Votes)
Another Trump Staffer Sending Weird Russian Emails? YOU DON'T SAY.
Who Told Trump To Fuck Off The Best? A Scientific Wonkette Poll!
Slumlord Jared Kushner's Company Making America Dickensian Again, Now With Debtors' Prison!
If Trump Doesn't Get His Border Wall, He'll Hold His Breath Until The Economy Turns Blue
Trump Makes America Great Again With New DADT. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Aug. 24, 2017
Dumb Virginia Democrat Doesn't Even Want To Own Slaves! What A Idiot!
Nazis So Scared Of Protests They're Gonna Hold Their Rallies IN SECRET Now!
Former Intelligence Director James Clapper Won't Stop Worrying And Love The Trump
It Is Your Monthly Reminder, Gentle Wonkette Readers, To #PayTheFuckUp
Margaret Cho Should Sue Arizona GOP For Libeling Her As Some Kind Of *Republican*
Think Trump Supporters Are Stupid And Racist? Haha, Well You're Not Wrong!
Hillary Clinton BOTHERING US AGAIN With LADY BOOK About How She's A BIG LOSER
Bundy Militia Dipwads Found 'Not' Guilty, Again, Due To Pre-Existing Whiteness
Trump Thinks His BEST FRIEND Mitch McConnell Will Obstruct Justice For Him? Good Plan, Dumbass
Donald Trump Goes To Phoenix, Yells Whatever Crazy Shit Comes To Mind
Trump And McConnell In Epic Bitchfight. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 23, 2017
Newt Gingrich Over The Moon About Moving To Italy With Lovely, Wide-Eyed Third Wife, Divorcing Her
Daily Caller Fashion Police Cordially Invited To STFU About Barron Trump
Idaho End Times Lunatic Guy Running To Be Congressman From InfoWars
Trump Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin's Wife Lets Her Gigantic Asshole Flag Fly!
Trump Kills Study Of Mountaintop Removal Mining Before It Hurts Health Of Coal Companies
Breitbart Weeping Salty Tears About Weak, Pathetic, Flip-Flopping President Trump
Donald Trump Gonna Win Afghanistan War By WINNING! No Other Details Available
Trump To Make Boom Booms In Not America. Wonkagenda for Tues., Aug. 22, 2017
Donald Trump Looked Sun Eclipse Best SEO Fucking Idiot
Wonkette's Gone Eclipsin', So Here's Bonnie Tyler And An Open Thread
Donald Trump Bankrupting Secret Service Like A Common Trump Casino
The Internet Smacks Nazis With Banhammer Of Righteous Justice
KKK Dude FREAKED OUT When Latina Reporter Turned Out To Be Black, Too
Trump Throws Tantrum Over Sun Stealing Moon. Wonkagenda for Aug. 21, 2017
Deleted Comments: You Mental Midgets Can't Write A Headline Without FUCK or NAZI! LOL
Counterpoint: Please Don't Punch Nazis!
Who Is Breaking Up With Donald Trump This Week? Why It Is EVERYONE!
Boston 'Free Speech' Rally Ends Early, Drowned Out By Those Who Actually Understand The Concept
Start Your Saturday Right, By Watching A Hero Throw Coffee At Alex Jones!
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Full Of Wonkette Toddler Singing Movie Songs, Like She Does
Which Game Of Thrones Character Is Steve Bannon? (Whichever Character Just Got Shitcanned)
Sad Boston Bigot Just Went To Charlottesville Demonstration To Get His Fair Share Of Abuse
Tampa Can't Get Rid Of Confederate Loser Traitor Statue Fast Enough
Farewell, Steve Bannon, You Malevolent Shit Monster! May You Stub Your Big Toe On Your Way Out!
ACLU: No Bringing Guns To A Free Speech Fight
The Navy Gave Wackaloon Pizzagate Guy Jack Posobiec 'Top Secret' Clearance. Was That Smart?
Trump Called Heather Heyer's Mother During Her Funeral. Did He Think She'd Put Him On Speaker?
President Dipshit Sends Barcelona Thoughts, Prayers, Racist Email Forwards About Pigs' Blood
Everybody Loves The Confederacy Now. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug 18, 2017
ALL The Spartacuses 'Confess' To Murdering Durham's Loser Traitor Confederate Statue
Meet Trump Idiot 'Brad.' Brad Just Got Humilated On MSNBC Mansplaining 'Economy.'
Steve Bannon's Florida Porn / Meth Palace Probably Not Your Top AirBnB Choice
Why Do All These Jews Keep 'Crucifying' All These Nazis, With Mean Jew Words?
Chuck C. Johnson, Julian Assange, And Dana Rohrabacher Walk Into A Bar, Because WHAT EVEN THE FUCK?
It's All Fun And Games Until Steve Bannon Drunk-Dials You With His Butt
Let Donald Trump's Lawyer Explain You Why Dead Loser Slaver-Traitor Robert E. Lee Is Your Real Dad
Trump Advises Advisers He Doesn't Want Their Advice. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Aug 17, 2017
Sit Down, Shut Up, And Listen To Heather Heyer's Mama Right Now
Hey Stupid CEOs, Donald Trump Never Needed You Anyway!
Fox News Lady Wins O'Reilly's Peabody For Excellence In Smirking Between Two Crying Black People
Baltimore Takes Down Confederate Monuments In Single Night, Like A Boss
Fox News's Jesse Watters: America's Not Racist, But I SURE AM!
Sad Texas Bigots Can't Even Pass A Bathroom Bill, LOL Sad Losers!
ACTUALLY Ronald Reagan Was Racist AF
Oh Go Fuck Yourself With A Tiki Torch, Tucker Carlson
New CBO Report: Nobody Knew Killing Healthcare Was So Complicated!
Trump (Excuse Me! Excuse Me!) Perfectly Sane. Wonkagenda for Wed., Aug. 16, 2017
Copy of Donald Trump Literally Just Defended Charlottesville Nazis Because Fuck It We're Done Here
Donald Trump Literally Just Defended Charlottesville Nazis Because Fuck It We're Done Here
Bye-Bye, Teen Preggo Prevention Programs! Hello, Bumper Crop Of Future Trump Brides!
Uh Oh, Trump's Gone And Pissed Off The Walmart Now!
Nazis Just Wondering Which Guns Are Most Appropriate To Bring To Heather Heyer's Funeral
Trump-Russia Investigation EXPOSED AS HOAX, Because Let This One Wingnut Explain You Why
Confederate Statues Going In Ashbin Of History, Just Like The Confederacy. Sad, We're Sure!
Donald Trump Hops Off Golf Cart To Threaten War With Venezuela, Wherever That Might Be!
Oh God, Another 'HOLY CRAP, WHAT A SHITTY TRUMP POLL' Post? You Bet Your Ass!
Durham Topples Confederate Statue. Be Like Durham. Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug. 15, 2017
Oklahoma Patriot Arrested Trying To Bomb A Bank, To Save America From American Government
Shame Hillary Clinton Didn't Try To Warn Us About Trump's Basket Of Deplorable Nazi Fuck Trash
Guy Who Went To Racist Rally Cannot Believe People Think He Is A Racist
MIND BLOWN: Alex Jones Reveals Soup Nazi Only Character On 'Seinfeld' Who Was Not Nazi
Fox News Covering Charlottesville Attack With All The (Blood And) Glory You'd Expect
Lets Do History! 90 Years Ago, Donald Trump's Dad Was Arrested At A KKK Riot.
Is Donald Trump FINALLY Ready To Impeach President Steve Bannon? About Fucking Time If True!
Dinesh D'Souza Saves America From Liberal Nazis! By Rearranging Books In A Costco
Trump Embraces The Dark Side. More. Wonkagenda for Mon., Aug. 14, 2017
FCC Wants To Go Back In Time And Screw Up The Internet
America's Shit-Fer-Brains Nazis Pretty Happy With Charlottesville, All In All
President Of America Donald Trump Gives Worse Statement On Nazis Than Mike Huckabee Does
This Is Your Wonkette Nazipalooza Roundup/Live Thread!
Donald Trump Will Make Guam Great Again With Tourism And/Or Korean Nukes
Oh Christ, Would You Just Look At These Assholes?
Your Weekly Top Ten Has New Pictures Of WONKETTE GRANDBABY!
Nice Time! Refugee Rescue Group Comes To Aid Of Sea-Nazis After Their Hitlerboat Breaks Down
Trump DOJ Will Save Us From People Voting Infrequently By Not Letting Them Vote At All
Andrea Tantaros HIRED. A. DUDE. To Write Her Stupid Book About How Bitches Be The Worst
Trump Thanks Putin For Spanking America, Asks Him To Do It Harder
CNN Fires Nazi Joke Jeffrey Lord Over Nazi Joke
Of Course Trump Loves This Fucking Bonkers NSC Memo Calling For Civil War
Even Fox News Idiots Like 'WHOA IF TRUE' After Paul Manafort's Late Night FBI Panty Raid
Mike Huckabee Just Figures Kim Jong Un Hates Black Ladies Same Way He Does
Dana Loesch Has Thoughts On Philando Castile. Probably Go Outside For A Walk Instead.
Trumpocalyspe WOW! Wonkagenda for Friday, August 11, 2017
Breitbart Writer Tragically Dead From Vogue Cover Featuring Statue Of Liberty
Half Of Republicans Just Fine With It If Trump Cancels 2020 Election (Because Mexicans)
Mommy, How Are Icky Trump Surrogates' Adultery Love Babies Made?
Duncan Hunter Brings His Kids To Work For Stealing From Your Campaign Day
We Must Pay West Virginia To Mine More Coal, So We Can Fight The Kaiser!
Get Under Your School Desk, Here's The Dumbest Shit Trump Has Ever Said About Nukes
Walmart Real Sorry About 'Back-To-School' Guns, Which They Also Deny Happened, Or Something
Eric Bolling Demands $50 Million For ... Sending Women Dick Pics, We Guess?
Sounds Like Anthony Scaramucci Needs To Take His Blue Dresses To The Cleaners
Hang On, Trump And McConnell Still Beating Shit Out Of Each Other Over Obamacare
Trump Wishes He Had A Doomsday Machine. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Aug. 10, 2017
Hello, I Am Jill Stein, And I'd Like To Kick Myself In The Dick Some More Please
America Made So Great Again That New Wave Of Refugees Is Fleeing To Canada
Is Shitweasel Rep. Devin Nunes Sending GOP Staffers To England To Harass Christopher Steele?
GOP Senator Worried McCain's Brain Tumor Made Of Empathy
OK, Which Of You Libs Faked The Minnesota Mosque Bombing? Seb Gorka Is Just Asking!
Robert Mueller To Paul Manafort: Knock Knock, Motherfucker!
Which Alabama Senate Candidate Can Hump Donald Trump Hardest? The Bible One, Probably
Is Trump Trying To Grab Robert Mueller By The Pussy And Take Him Furniture Shopping?
Was Donald Trump High AF During That Opioids Press Conference?
Trump Uninvites North Korea From His Birthday. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 9, 2017
Fire, Fury And Quite Frankly Kittens. You Need Kittens Right Now.
Meet 'Nicole Mincey,' Donald Trump's New Imaginary Black Friend
Trump Reacts To Scary North Korea Nuke News By Bitch-Tweeting About Hillary
Nikki Haley Wishes Y'all Wouldn't Discuss Classified Intel Trump's Blabbing About On Twitter
Jeff Sessions Loves Cops, Except Mexican-Loving Chicago Cops, Who Are Bad
FCC Saving America From Anti-Trump Bias In Local Weather Reports
Salt-Of-The-Earth Trump Racist Stephen Miller Lives In VERY SEXXXY 'COSMOPOLITAN BIAS' DC DIGS!
Rex Tillerson Has Fun Sleepover With Murderous Philippines President, Like BFFs Do
Pence Scribbling 'President' All Over His Notebook. Wonkagenda for Tues., Aug. 8, 2017
Oh Go Fuck Yourself, Glenn Greenwald
Donald Trump Will Make The Bedsores On Your Nana's Ass Great Again
Trump GOP Can't Stop Throwing Money At Kayleigh McEnany's Stupid Lying Face
Joe Manchin Will Cut Whatever Fucking Taxes He Wants, You Think He Gives A Shit?
Trump Letting Mystery Businessmen Tell Him How To Run America, Like God Intended
Mike Pence Not Running For President In 2020, Uh Huh Yeah Right SAY IT TO JESUS, MIKE
Kayleigh McEnany Lying For Trump In Different Place Now
Are You Ready For Obamacare Open Enrollment? The Trump Administration Sure As Hell Isn't.
General Kelly Really Getting Trump's Rage-Tweets Under Control, LOL #JOKES
Deputy AG Lets Mueller Off His Leash. Wonkagenda For Mon., Aug. 7, 2017
Dean Heller Goes Dumpster Fire Diving
Night On Trump Mountain: Scenes From A West Virginia Rally
Sundays With The Christianists: Read This Dumb Comic And Burn Your Ouija Board!
Will Stephen Miller Be The New Mooch? Maybe! Sure, Why Not!
In Which The Men Going Their Own Way Do A Bunch Of Penis Math
Fox News Host Eric Bolling (Allegedly) Sent Unsolicited Dick Pics To Everyone But You
Your Weekly Top Ten Might Be Hungover Right Now So ZIP YOUR FACE
Hey, Barack O'Birthday! Here's To 56 More Years Of Having Bigger Hands Than Donald Trump!
Pharma Douche Martin Shkreli Maybe Going To Jail, Definitely Going To Hell
What Heinous Fuckery Is ICE Up To Now?
Sure Guys, It Is Awesome That We Are Shitting On Kamala Harris
President Lazy-Ass Taking 17-Day Vacation, Because He Lacks Obama's Stamina We Guess
Anacortes, Washington, Love All Over Us TONIGHT!
Secret Service: The Rent At Trump Tower Is TOO DAMN HIGH
Sounds Like All James Comey's FBI Buddies Have #TrumpSecrets To Tell Robert Mueller!
*Somebody's* Using Linked-In, And It's ... Russian Intelligence Attacking Old Security Men????
Mueller Cranks Trump-Russia Up To 11. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug. 4, 2017
Ode To The New York Times Food Section
Lo, Unto Us A Robert Mueller Trump-Russia Grand Jury Is Born!
Very Sane Trump Mob Demands Total Muslim Jew Globalist H.R. McMaster's Head On Stick
Mike Cernovich Quitting Trump To Spend More Time With His 'Serious Journalism'
The 86 Dumbfuckingest Things Trump Said To The Grown-Ass Leaders Of Mexico And Australia
Wingnuts Having Multiple Race-Gasms Over DOJ Plan To Murder Affirmative Action
Wrongly Held In ICE Jail For Three Years, Citizen? ZERO DOLLARS FOR YOU!
You Can't Sue The ACLU For Telling You To Fuck Off, Bob
Trump White House: But What If We Told You ... MEXICANS!
Obvious Fake News Poll Says America Hates Trump's Fucking Guts More Than Ever
GOP Jerk Babies Will Kill Off 'Obamaphones' For Poors, Just To Be Jerk Babies
American Dream Deferred. Wonkagenda for Thurs., August 3, 2017
Who Pissed In Racist Trump Cuck Stephen Miller's Kibbles This Morning?
H.R. McMaster Fires NSC Staffer For Being Too Breitbarty Even For Trump Administration
Pussy Paul Ryan Rides Horsey, Like Yippie-Ki-Yay You Guys!
Tillerson Won't Use $80 Million To Fight ISIS Propaganda, Because Don't Tell Him What To Do
Trump Signs Russian Sanctions With Tiny Fingers Crossed Behind His Back
Lara Trump Doin' Propaganda Shit For The Facebooks, Totally Normal-ish!
Jared Kushner Going To Solve Middle East Without Any Of Your Bullshit Book-Learning, Is What!
White House Not Tacky Or Gold-Plated Enough For Classless Trash Donald Trump
Mediocre White Kids To Finally Get Their Chance! Thanks, Justice Department!
Hate The Wall Street Journal's Paywall? Just Read Their Batshit Trump Interview On Politico Instead!
Trump Can't BELIEVE This White House Craphole! Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug 2., 2017
A Gross Love Letter To The Mooch, From His Girlfriend Sara Benincasa
Stupidest White House Correspondent On Internet Tells Native Americans To Go Back To Mexico
Badass Marines Lady Will 'OORAH!' All Over Pig Turd Kentucky GOP
Everybody Connected To Fox's Seth Rich Murder 'Reporting' Is Completely Fucking Nuts
Anthony Scaramucci Had Ragey Email Sexxxx With Reince Priebus Impostor, Because He's Stupid
Why Do All These Demons Keep Attacking Mike Cernovich???
The Adventures Of Queenie And The Mooch, Starring The Queen And This Douchebag
Well Of Course Reddit Deplorables Are Drafting Legislation For Congress. U Elites Mad?
White House Says Sessions Won't Go To DHS, So Sessions To DHS Probably, Yeah?
Trump Personally Made Up All Junior's Dumb Russian Lies, Isn't That Shocking?
So, Is Trumpcare DEAD Dead? Or Just, Like, Dead?
Trump Did His Kid's Russia Homework! Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug 1, 2017
Will Trump Fire General John Kelly For Being Gay For James Comey?
Jerk Sheriff Joe Arpaio GUILTY Of Being A Convicted Jailbird Crimer Doing Crimes!
Anthony Scaramucci HAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOL OMG WE ARE DYING HERE
Trump White House Apparently Non-Stop Bible Orgy, So Praise Jesus For That!
Sam Brownback Gets The Hell Out Of Dodge
Jill Stein Steps On Own Dick For Two Solid Minutes, And It Is BREATHTAKING
Chris Cillizza Should STFU About Nancy Pelosi, And SO CAN YOU!
General Kelly's Kind And Benevolent Deportation Force Running Fuckin' AMOK
Paul Ryan Comes Out To Play. Wonkagenda for Mon., July 31, 2017
Deleted Emails: How's Your Garbage Piece Of Shit Website No One Cares About? :)
OPEN THREAD: Let's Just Watch Maxine Waters Be Awesome, OK?
Donald Trump Did Comedy About Police Brutality. Why Is No One Laughing?
Embracing What This One Lady Thinks Feminism Is Could KILL Your Marriage. Be Forewarned!
Scaramucci Says It's Not Classy To Talk About How His Smart Wife Is Dumping His Ass
Your Weekly Top Ten Is LOLing At Donald Trump's Weakest, Saddest Week Ever
Trump Picks New Chief Of Staff To Fire In A Few Months When He Gets Cranky
Where Are We Drinky-Thinging At You Next Friday, Wonkers?
Let's Enjoy Bitter Tears Of Republicans Who Couldn't Kill Obamacare, Poor People :(
Fox News Dingus Jesse Watters Pretty Sure Donald Trump Would Make One Nifty Dictator
Dame Peggy Noonan Declares Donald Trump Pussy Most Foul!
Rick Perry's Energy Department: Yeah, FUCK YOU, SCIENCE!
The Four Bullshit Lies Of Trump And Scott Walker's Imaginary 'Foxconn' Factory
Anthony Scaramucci Doesn't Suck Own Cock Like Steve Bannon Sucks Own Cock
SkinnyCare Snaps Into Pieces. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 28, 2017
McCain, Graham, And Ron Johnson Just STRAIGHT-TALK-EXPRESSED All Over Your FACE
Rod Stewart Makes Up For 'Downtown Train,' Sends Disabled Kids To DC
God Really Did Open A Scaramucci Window When He Closed That Sean Spicer Door
Trump Caught Between Russian Sanctions And A Pee Tape (ALLEGEDLY)
Crisis Pregnancy Centers: 'You May Not Need An Abortion' Because Maybe God Will Murder Your Baby!
House Judiciary Committee Demands To Know Why Hillary Clinton Fired James Comey
GOP Senators Gonna Dick-Slap The Hell Outta Trump If He Fires Jeff Sessions
Team Trump Tells Lisa Murkowski To Rub The Repeal On Obamacare, Or Alaska Gets The Hose
Who Said It: Donald Trump Or Rwandan Hate Radio?
How Many Dumbfuck Things Can Anthony Scaramucci Say Before Breakfast?
Here's The Skinny On Republicans' Bullshit 'Skinny Repeal'
Trump Announces Plan To Build Border Wall Out Of Transgender Soldiers
White House Long Knives Out For Murkowski. Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 27, 2017
Weird How All These Republicans Want To Do S&M To Lisa Murkowski!
Senate Obamacare Repeal Now At 'Confused Clusterfuck' Stage
Serious Question: Is Anthony Scaramucci A Clinton Mole?
Super Christian Donald Trump Big Fan Of God And His Blowhard Son Jesus
Trump Fires Trans Soldiers, Protects America From Talking About Jeff Sessions For A Day
Trump DOJ Nominee Represented Russian Bank In Pee Hooker Dossier, Totally Normal
Rex Tillerson: Making Naptime Great Again!
Once Jeff Sessions Ends Scourge Of Legal Weed, All The Violent Crime Will Go Away
Susan Collins Sorry For Saying Blake Farenthold Unfuckably Ugly, Even Though It's True
The Return Of Zombie TrumpCare. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 26, 2017
PISSED OFF? NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE? YOU AND US BOTH BABY.
OH GO FUCK YOURSELF, JOHN MCCAIN
We'd Pour One Out For Obamacare, But We Need To Drink It Instead
Senate About To Vote On Obamacare Repeal With Literally No Idea What They're Voting On
Trump Maybe About To Shoot Jeff Sessions In Middle Of Fifth Avenue
AZ Republican Kelli Ward Reminds John McCain There's No 'I Have Brain Cancer' In 'Team'
Hawaii Crisis Pregnancy Center Will Jam An Ultrasound Wand In Your Vagina FOR JESUS!
Pussy-Grabbing Trump Preying On Boy Scouts Now
Trump Makes Signing Up For Obamacare Harder, How's That For Terrific Timing?
What The Healthcare? Wonkagenda For Tues., July 25, 2017
A Shitty Yelp Review For A Trump Resort That Doesn't Exist
GOP FIGHT! Richard Burr Says Devin Nunes Is Total Dumbfuck Who Makes Shit Up
Congressman Footie Pajamas Sad He's Too Gentlemanly To Murder Lady Senators With A Gun
HEY! THIS IS NO TIME TO GET RELAXED ABOUT TRUMPCARE! READ THIS NOW!
Uh-Oh! Internet Fuckery Is Afoot At Snopes.com!
Jason Chaffetz Wishes Congress Would Ask Chelsea Clinton Why She Did Benghazi
What 'Better Deal' Have Dumbstupid Democrats Ever Given You, HENGHHH???
Jared Kushner Innocent Of All Russian Crimes, According To Jared Kushner
New WH Comms Director Anthony Scaramucci Stepping On Donald Trump's Dick
Enter The Mooch. Wonkagenda For Monday, July 24, 2017
Sundays With The Christianists: Comics To Scare Your Teen Away From Porn!
Open Thread: Scaramucci Does The Transparency Fandango
Some Weird Ass Zombie Apocalypse Cults Are Feuding And We Need To Know EVERYTHING
Jared Kushner Forgot To Tell Us About The 77 Assets Hidden In His Couch Cushions
Senate Parliamentarian Ruling Would Kill Off Trumpcare For Good, In Any World Where Pigs Don't Fly
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Sick And Tired Of All These Incredibly Slow News Weeks
WHOA FRIDAY BREAKING: Jeff Sessions Somewhere Between 'Medium-Rare' And Well-Done With Ketchup
Sean Hannity Too Busy Twitter Fighting Jake Tapper To Accept Your Stupid Award!
GOP Congressman From Moscow Still GOP Congressman From Moscow
Team Trump Keeping Glacier National Park Safe From Mark Zuckerberg, Climate Science
Liveblogging New Press Sec Anthony Scaramucci As He Hypnotizes Us Like The Jungle Book Snake!
Sean Spicer's Long National Nightmare Is Over
Trumpcare Not Dead Yet, Says It's Feeling Better
Attorney Declares Blonde White Woman 'Most Innocent' Victim Of A Police Shooting Ever
Would-Be Ohio Senator Josh Mandel Defends Pizzagate Crazies From Murderous Jews
Jeff Sessions Wants The Cops To Steal Your Stuff!
Sweet Baby Jesus, Donald Trump Is Spooked!
Trump Trying To Take Down Mueller. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 21, 2017
Auntie Maxine Waters Says She Just Learned What 'Shade' Means, Uh Huh You Bet
Health Sec Tom Price Already Lobotomizing Obamacare, Don't Worry You Won't Feel A Thing
Ben Shapiro SHOCKED To Discover Trumpers Are Dicks. Who Could Have Known?!
Robert Mueller ALL UP In Donald Trump's Business. (Literally! His Russian Money Business!)
Man I Wonder Why People Don't Trust Cops
Donald Trump Makes Healthcare Words, But All The Words Are 'Garp?'
No For Real Trump's New York Times Interview Is Literally Fucking Bonkers (Part Deux!)
NRA Declares War On Washington Post, Because After All, Obama's Gone
Donald Trump's NYT Interview Was HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
This Is Not Good News For John McCain
John McCain Will Punch Cancer In The Face. Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 20, 2017
Trump's Asshole Voter Suppression Commission Met Today And Elijah Cummings IS PISSED
Tucker Carlson Getting A Little More Hitlery All The Time
Welcome To Trump Country, Comrade! It's Kremlin, Montana, Population: YOU!
House Freedom Caucus Is High AF And Ready To Take The Wheel!
Trump Begs GOP Senators At Obamacare Repeal Lunch To Please Eat Their Shit Sandwiches
Inconsolable Donald Trump Jr. Wishes Daddy Wouldn't Be President No More!
Chris Cillizza Probably Shouldn't Invite People To Ask Him Anything
Would Someone Please Tell Donald Trump Why We've Been In Afghanistan For 17 Years?
Trump Had Secret G20 Threesome With Putin And Kremlin Translator
Trump Tries To Hide ANOTHER Putin Meeting. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 19, 2017
Dana Rohrabacher Asks NASA: Was Mars A Good Place To Raise A Kid?
Trump Declares FLAWLESS VICTORY Over Obamacare, Which Very Rudely Refuses To Die
Betsy DeVos Simply Does Not Care To Reply To Your Inquiries, Stupid Peasant Senators!
Master-Dealmaker Trump Loses Healthcare Negotiations To REPUBLICANS. Let's Watch! :D
Roger Stone Finds His True Love: Cliven Bundy
Trump 'Made In America' Event Uncontaminated By Trump-Branded Crap
Shocking New Book Says Steve Bannon Is Asshole, Chris Christie Is Gross
Fox News Can't Figure Out Which Lives Matter After Pretty White Lady Shot By Police
Now That Trumpcare Is Dead, Let's Rest In This Spooky Old Abandoned House
Zombie TrumpCare Dies Again! Wonkagenda for Tues., July 18, 2017
Sean Spicer Awakens From Beautiful Dream Where Trump Jr. Never Conspired With Russia
Trump Judge Pick Doesn't Want To Give Impression He's Some Kind Of Faggot
Kris Kobach Already Has Plans To Suppress Voting, So Why Bother With Fraud Commission?
Watch Out, Jeff Flake, Team Trump And The Flying Rage Monkeys Are Coming For You
Trump Unzips Pants, Shows Everybody His Little Bitty Approval Rating
John McCain's Brain Is Hurt, But Like For Real, Obamacare Repeal Delayed Again Sadface!
Idiot Trump Lawyer Incredibly Good At Stepping On Own Dick Repeatedly
Oppressed Snowflake Ann Coulter Loses Seat On Airliner, Loses Shit On Twitter
Russians? What Russians? No Russians Here! Wonkagenda for Mon., July 17, 2017
Jeff Sessions Is Making Reefer Madness Great Again
Deleted Comments: Maybe Once You Read More Racist Rants, You'll Like Racism More
The Week In Garbage Men: Magical Sperm, Catfishing For Men's Rights, And More
Jared Kushner Is Not As Think As He Smarts He Is!
Kellyanne Conway So Happy Trump Heroically Saved Afghan Girls From His Own Terrible Policies
Trump's Favorite Real Billionaires Now Funding Creepy Provocateur Milo Yiannpopoulos
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Right Tuckered Out From All This Trump Jr. Russian Bullhockey!
Trump Junior's Russian Conspiracy Meeting Was Total Fucking Clown Car, Apparently
Senate Healthcare Bill Protects Senate's Healthcare From Senate Healthcare Bill
The Trump-Russia Conspiracy Is Getting Weird, Y'all. A HOLY SHIT Investigation Into WHAT THE FUCK?
Trump's (ALLEGEDLY!) Drunky Lawyer Seems Nice
Democrats Frivolously Sue Trump And Roger Stone, Just For Conspiring To Hack All Their Shit
Trump Junior's (New) Russian Spy? Just A Russian Hacker. TOTALLY NORMAL!
Trump Eagerly Awaits Healthcare Bill, That's The One With The Tax Cuts Right?
How Many Goddamn Russian Spies Came To Trump Junior's Russian Conspiracy Meeting?
Trump Pussgrabbing All Over Paris. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 14, 2017
Dear Jimmy Carter: Get Some Rest, Feel Better, And Get Back To Building Houses, OK?
Jim Inhofe: If Global Warming Is Real, Then OH FUCK FUCK FUCK! ICEBERG!
Trump Grabs French First Lady's Arm By Pussy, Then Pervs All Over Her. Diplomacy!
Ted Cruz Presents: Bride Of The Son Of The Obamacare Repeal From Hell
Trump Knows Who To Blame For Dumbass Junior's Russian Crimes, And It Is Barack Obama
Did Jared Kushner Do Cyber Stuff With Russia? Maybe!
Russian Government Hasn't STFU About Trump's Associates Since 2015
Kellyanne Conway, You Are No Bob Dylan. Or Even The INXS Guy (RIP)
Trump Is Literally Driving His Lawyer To Drink
Kellyanne Conway Has Fun With Words! Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 13, 2017
Eric Trump Promoted To Second Dumbest Trump Offspring
FCC Chair Wants You To Sit Down And Shut Up About Net Neutrality, Everything Else
Don't Spend Your Extra $40 From Trump's Tax Plan In One Place! (Or $940,000 If You Are Trump)
Oh Go Fuck Yourself, Kayleigh McEnany
Heroic Trump To Rescue Middle Class And Farmers From Estate Tax They Don't Pay
Betsy DeVos To Chat With Men's Rights Activists About How Rape Victims Are Liars
How Do Rightwingers React To Trump Jr.'s Emails? With Calls To Arrest Obama, Of Course!
Wonkette Now More Securerer Than Trump Hotels!
Dumbass Donald Trump Jr. Better Hope There Aren't Any Tapes Of His Russian Conspiracy Meeting!
Erik Prince Petitions The Trump Court For New Afghan Colonial Concession
Trump Jr. Can't Stop Incriminating Himself. Wonkagenda for July 12, 2017
Trump Russian Pee Tape Threat Level Raised To Code Yellow
Mitch McConnell: No Recess Until You Finish Taking Away Americans' Healthcare
'Fox & Friends' Sorry For Making Donald Trump More Stupider, Will Keep Doing It Anyway
White House Worried Dems Will Do 'Obstruction' On Judicial Nominees. Here's Hoping!
Asshole 'Patriot' Who Threatened Muslim Couple Cries Real Tears After Arrest
Donald Trump Jr. Tweets Russian Emails To Show What A Guilty Fuck He Is
Real Estate Whiz Jared Kushner Just Wanted $500 Million From Qatar, So What Who Cares?
Kris Kobach: These Rats Aren't Going To Fuck Themselves!
Trump Jr. Only Met With Russian Chick Because Russia Wanted To Help His Dad. Is That Bad?
Trump Jr. Forgot About His Russian Emails. Wonkagenda For Tues., July 11, 2017
Trump Fan's 'Fake News' Video Will MAKE YOUR DUMB LIBERAL HEAD EXPLODE, Very Splodey, Much Head
Republicans Pretty Sure Donald Trump Jr. Not Supposed To Talk To Russian Strangers
It's Official: Republicans Really, Really Hate Book-Learnin'
Trump Rage-Bitching About James Comey Again, Because 'Fox & Friends' Told Him To
What, Should Trump NOT Ask Russia For Help With The Cyber? Really, He Shouldn't? Okay
Donald Trump Jr. Tried To Collude With Sexxxy Russian Lady, But He Couldn't Get There
Trump Jr Not Touching Russia. Wonkagenda for Mon., July 9, 2017
Donny Trump Jr SO MAD Hillary Clinton Tricked Him Into Colluding With Russians, Just The Once
Deleted Comments: How Did Vegan Baby Butthole Get Trump Elected?
The Week In Terrible Men: Human-Animal Hybrids, Incel Hunger Strikes And More!
Conservatives Know Who To Blame For Trump's G20 Hotel Fiasco: THANKS, OBAMA!
Ivanka Taking Daddy's Seat At The G20 Seems Totally Normal If You Pretend We're A Monarchy Now
Everything's Coming Up Vegan Buttholes In Your Weekly Top Ten
God Instructs Idaho Prepper And End-Times Prophet To Launch Pointless Bid For Congress
Trump Goes Over Two Hours With Putin Before Blowing Load (Allegedly!)
Sarah Palin Literally Just Went Full Nazi. This Is Not A Drill.
Republicans Just Asking If Bernie Sanders Hates Christians, Steals Their Babbies' Blood
Republicans Are Fucking Up That Obamacare Repeal BAD: A Wonksplainer
Maine Gov. Paul LePage Wants Press To Die For Reporting All The Fake News He Makes Up
Rachel Maddow Not Falling For Dumbass Trump-Russia Forgeries, So Don't Even Fucking Try
The Student Becomes The Master Of The Stupidest Man On The Internet
Republicans Trying To Drown Elizabeth Warren's Consumer Protection Bureau, Again, Because Why Not
Robert Mueller Hires World's Most Badass Lawyer For Trump-Russia Team. Again. Wonder Why!
Do You Think Putin Brought The Pee Tape? Wonkagenda For Fri., July 7, 2017
Oh Poor Dumb Pretty Rick Perry
Russian Ambassador Having A Sad, Because He Misses His Trump Traitor Friends :(
Government Ethics Chief Resigns To Spend More Time With Anyone Not Named Trump
Volvo Goes Electric Like Bob Dylan, A Headline Joke For Fellow Olds
Vegan Restaurant Owners #Triggered Just Because Diner Didn't Want To See Their Kid's #Butthole
Polish Crowds Cheer Trump, As Ordered
Hobby Lobby Has To Return All The Cool Bible Shit It Stoled From Iraq. UNFAIR!
Martin Shkreli Will Not Shut The Fuck Up!
Portland Area GOP To Hire Militias For Security, What Could Go Wrong
Donald Trump's European Vacation. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 6, 2017
Here Are 50 Million New Hot-Ass Pictures Of Justin Trudeau, Because It Is A Day
Nice Time! Schools -- And The Feds! -- Rethinking That Whole 'Starve Poor Kids' Thing
CNN Destroys Racist Internet Dork's Life, By Not Doxxing Him
Did Donald Trump ACCIDENTALLY Forget He Was Related To Eric And Commit Tax Fraud?
US Saved From Not-American Teens With Deadly Ball-Sorting Robots -- No, Again
Louisiana Republican Fails Auschwitz 101: Never Record Political Videos In A Gas Chamber
Nikki Haley All 'UGH Being UN Ambassador Sucks, I Wanna Watch Fireworks And Drink Lime-A-Ritas!'
Trump Idiots Love Declaration Of Independence As Much As They Love Reading And Hygiene
Republicans Bravely Run Away From Fourth Of July Town Halls
Trump Wanders Lonely As A Cloud
Republicans Getting Nervous. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 5, 2017
Here Is Your Wonkette Fourth Of July Foody And Drinky Open Thread!
Literally Anyone Else 2020! Now Your Head Is Not Naked!
Trump's Call To 'Help' Charlie Gard Is Both Cynical And Cruel, And Fuck Him
Justice Department Corporate Fraud Lawyer Quits Because Trump Doesn't Ethics Good
In Which Dear Leader Trump Celebrates Veterans With Hymns To Himself
We Are Loving This Speech By ... Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts???
America Is So Done With Science, For Reals
Chris Christie Beaches Himself
Ted Cruz Has Healthcare Ideas. That Can't Be Good!
They Blinded All The Science. Wonkagenda For Mon., July 3, 2017
Open Thread: Donald Trump Does Thing. Whatever.
Gazpacho: the Original Smoothie?
Deleted Emails: Now Is The Time On Wonkette When German Artists Go Dumpster Diving!
OPEN THREAD: Happy Birthday, Canada!
The Week In Ridiculous Men: DudeRobes, Sexual Harassment 'Prevention' And MORE
Kris Kobach Will Not Comply With Stupid Voter Info Request From Kris Kobach
Trump Just Spent Another Morning Tweeting Weird Stuff About News Ladies
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Fawning All Over New WONKETTE GRANDBABY
Kellyanne Conway Furious Sexist Media Sexist To Sexist Donald Trump's Nonexistent Tax Plan
Adam Schiff Ready To Cram His Giant Subpoenas Down Trump's Throat
Donald Trump Finally Endorses GOP Plan: 'Repeal And Sit With Thumb Up Your Ass'
Joe And Mika Explain What A Gross Fucking Creep Donald Trump Really Is
Man Who Believes In Alien Chimeras On Earth, Pedophile Colonies On Mars, Talks To Donald Trump
Michael Flynn's Dead Friend Tried To Get Hillary's Whitey Tape From Russia, Because He Was Stupid
Kris Kobach Will Make Voting Great Again! (Offer Valid For Old White Republicans Only)
Trump Tells Women Where To Go. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 30, 2017
A Sexxxual Good News Roundup Featuring Emmanuel Macron And Also Greta Van Susteren Somehow
GOP Committee Votes YES On Barbara Lee Amendment To End All These Motherfucking Wars
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Explains Why Trump Is Thin-Skinned Weenus Who Twitter-Punches Girls
Team Trump Would Like To Deport State Department. What Could Go Wrong?
NRA Wants You To Shoot Protesters, The Media, People Of Color, And Teachers! God Bless.
Nation Aghast At Trump's Mika Tweets, Except Sarah Huckabee Sanders And His 'No Bullying' Wife
Is Mr. Brilliant Jurist Neil Gorsuch Lying Or Just That Stupid, Or Both? (He Is Lying)
Jesus, Donald Trump, What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?
Nobody Tell Trump About Philippines Bill Requiring 'Enthusiastic' Singing Of National Anthem
And They Ran, Ran So Far Away! Wonkagenda For Thurs., June, 29, 2017
Oh Look At Me, I'm 'Marie Claire,' Ogling Justin Trudeau's Crotch Like A Common Wonkette
How Can Liberals Defend Obamacare When There Are Starving Children In India, Huh?
If Jason Chaffetz Can't Afford DC, Maybe He Shouldn't Have Bought That New iPhone
Trump Lawyer Grifted Unemployed Folks So He Could Buy A Jet For Jesus
Paul Manafort Suddenly Remembers He's A Foreign Agent For 'Not America'
Senate Dems R On Ur Capitol Steps, Restoring Ur Faith In Democracy
Montana Utility Commission Gonna Put Stupid Sun Out Of Business, Tell You What
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Got Her Ass Handed To Her, And It Was Glorious
Sarah Palin Sues New York Times For Wrongthink Thoughtcrime Double Plus Ungood
McConnell Retreats To His Shell. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 28, 2017
Finally, Trump Gets Honest Paycheck: Canadian Hotel Pays $6 Million To Get Rid Of His Name
Mitch McConnell Short Some Votes For Murdering Your Mom
Pentagon Gonna Deport All The Troops For Loving America Too Much
Florida Cop Invents Own Law In Hopes Of Arresting Black Man For Walking
Trump Achieves Best Boner In Years Over CNN's Russia Story Fuckup
Senate's Obamacare Repeal Will Give 22 Million More Americans Opportunity To Explore Faith Healing
Please, Republicans, Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is Dying To Hear Your Crackpot Legal Theories!
Russia? Never Heard Of Him! Wonkagenda For Tues., June 27, 2017
Did Eric Trump Win A 'Fugly Nazi Makeover' Contest Or Did He Just Get A Haircut?
How Many Countries Helped Trump Steal 2016 Election? Sean Spicer Says ALL OF THEM KATIE
Barack Obama, You Will Not Call TrumpCare 'Mean'! It Is A Trump Worship Word. You Will Not Use It!
Fox News Idiots Pretty Sure It's Cool If Trump Crimes With Russia
Supreme Court Marriage Equality NICE TIMES! HOORAY!
Kellyanne Conway And Pals Went On The Sunday Shows And LIED About Medicaid? The Hell You Say!
Anthony Kennedy Probably Not Retiring From SCOTUS This Week, So CALM YOUR TITS!
Dueling Million Moron Marches In DC Get Like A Hundred Idiots To Show Up
Newlywed Will Explain Marriage To All You Feminist Losers
And Lo Unto Wonkette A Grandchild Is Born
TrumpCare Digs Its Own Grave. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 26, 2017
Deleted Comments: You Think Cultural Marxism Is A Joke?? (Yes. Yes We Do.)
Ivanka Trump Has To Testify In Court About Stealing Other People's Shoes
GOP Medicaid Cuts Will Probably Cost This Man His Freedom. How The Hell Is That 'Better Care'?
Court Tells Jeff Sessions To Get Fucked, AGAIN!
Equally Terrible Alt-Right Groups Plan Dueling Rallies On Sunday
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Pretty Much About Badass Congress Ladies, Being Badass!
Oh My God, Convicted Felon Dinesh D'Souza Really IS That Stupid
HELLER NO: Nevada Republican Calls ACA Repeal A LIE
Richmond, Virginia, To Fact-Check Fake News (On Confederate Monuments)
Everything You Never Wanted To Know About Obama's Response To Russia Election Attack
This Goddamned Republican Obamacare Repeal Will Kill People. Time To Get Into The Streets.
Fuckin' A, People, It's Not That Hard: The Trans-Cis-Woman Sister Act
Guys? Shut The Fuck Up About People Shutting The Fuck Up About Nancy Pelosi
For Trump, Russia Investigation Is A Laser Pointer, And He's An Obsessed Pussy
Senate Republicans: We Have To Pass Healthcare Bill In Order To WRITE It
The Great Trump Tape Escape! Wonkagenda For Fri., June 23, 2017
Wonkette Demands Sexxxy Justin Trudeau Hug Us As Hard As He Hugs This Goddamn Stuffed Unicorn
Barack Obama Would Like To Have A Word With You About Healthcare
Donald Trump Said A Fib About Having James Comey Tapes! Naughty Naughty!
All The Really Vomity Parts Of The Senate's Obamacare-Killing 'Better Care' Act
Will Mean John Oliver Go To Jail For Making Coal CEO Sad?
Guys? Shut The Fuck Up About Nancy Pelosi
Donald Trump Gets Just A Little Richer Off Only Housing Program His Budget Doesn't Cut. No Conflict!
Announcing Wonkette's New Advice Column, 'Fuckin A People, It's Not That Hard'!
Trump's Iowa Supporters Dying Of Dumb-Gasms After Trump Says Something Dumb In Iowa
Senate Republicans To Finally Let Us See How They'll Murder Obamacare (And Poor People) Today
Obama's Homeland Security Chief Says Russia Fucked Us HARD, Y'all
The Return Of Zombie TrumpCare Again! Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 22, 2017
Donald Trump Jr. So Proud Karen Handel Broke Glass Ceiling, Because Dems Don't Count
Bodyguard For 'Alt-Right' Moron Stabbed In Brawl By 'Armenian Gangsters' Who Hate White Dudes. Sure.
Frank Luntz Could Be Dumbest Fuck On Earth If He Applied Himself
No, Nancy Pelosi Never Said Obamacare Was Secret: Clip And Save!
It Is A Day, So It Is A Trump Tax Griftapalooza!!
Cop Had To Shoot Philando Castile Seven Times Because He Smelled Marijuana
Is Trump CIA Director Mike Pompeo A Dirty, Dirty Boy? We Are Just Asking!
We Will Have Karen Handel To Kick Around Anymore!
GOP Idiot Just Knows Bill Clinton Strangled Loretta Lynch To Death On That Tarmac
Robert Mueller's League Of Extraordinary Investigators! Wonkagenda For Wed., June 21, 2017
Let's All Watch Georgia's Special Election Runoff Until 3 AM Then Plotz!
Nice Time! Minnesota Nurses Buy And Forgive $2.6 Million In Patients' Medical Debt
Count The Gunshots In Philando Castile's Dashcam Murder
Karen Handel Not So Big On Letting People Vote, Which Is A Good Reason Not To Vote For Her
Devin Nunes Not Recused From Trump-Russia Investigation, HE'S JUST ON A BREAK!
Liveblogging BIG PORKY SEAN SPICER'S Last Press Briefing Ever, Unless He Does Another One
Senate Dems Demand Republicans Show Ingredients Of Trumpcare Shit Sandwich
Sean Spicer Simply Too Fat To Brief Press These Days
The SHOCKING REASON California GOP Is Recalling OC Dem (It's Because He's A Dem)
Oh, Look! Some Last-Minute Lying Ads In Georgia's Special Election! Starring Mister BARACK OBAMA!
Trumpland Pantses Itself For SCOTUS, Awaits Order To Commence Swirlie
Karen Handel Sucks. Wonkagenda For Tues., June 20, 2017
Happy Day! Jared Kushner Has Made Yip Yap Words, With His Face!
Erick Erickson Decries Incivility, Says Mean Liberals Are Actual ISIS
Dear Louise Mensch, Please Do Not Lawsplain To Preet Bharara
Supreme Court Would Like A Word With The Mapfuckers!
Technology Will Save Us All: Rich Asshole Edition
Senate Dems Lacing Up Their HELL NO Shoes Over Republicans' Secret Obamacare Repeal
Megyn Kelly's Alex Jones Interview Was Perfect For The Kind Of People Who Like Megyn Kelly
Donald Trump Not Under Investigation Yes He Is No He Isn't GO FUCK YOURSELF SHUT UP
A Plan, A Canal, A Fucking Idiot
Guess Sheriff David Clarke Will Only Kill People In Milwaukee, Not Whole Country, Darn.
These Dickhead Karen Handel Videos Will Help You Decide To Vote For Jon Ossoff
Maybe If Everyone Murdered Everyone We Wouldn't Need Politics
London Having Fucking TERRIBLE Year. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 19, 2017
Deleted Comments: Yankees Too Dumb To Know They Stoled Old Glory From The Confederate Flag!
Open Thread: It's 'The Handmaid's Tale,' But For MEN.
Judge Declares Mistrial After Some Jury Members Still Unsure That Bill Cosby Is A Rapist
Donald Trump's Presidency Is Making His Bank Account Great Again, Reports Confirm
Pizzagate Idiots Yell At Shakespeare For Murdering Donald Trump And Steve Scalise
America: Still Really Fucking Racist
Your Weekly Top Ten Is In Gay Love With Kamala Harris And Martin Heinrich
Oh No Megyn Kelly, Alex Jones GOTCHA'D Your GOTCHA! (Not A Euphemism)
Trump Lawyer Hires Lawyer Who Hires Lawyer Who Hires Lawyer Who Hires Lawyer Who
Republicans To Fix Healthcare By Finding Solution To Fix It. You'll Really Want To Read This One.
Dianne Feinstein Ready To Fuck Donald Trump The Fuck Up
Homeland Security Neutralizes Another Threat To America: Parents Of American Citizens
What In The Hell Is Rod Rosenstein Flapping His Yap About?
Hey Rocky, Watch Newt Gingrich Pull Bill Clinton's Dick Out Of Trump's Hat!
Betsy DeVos Rescues Another Obama Victim: Scammy For-Profit Colleges
We Are Mildly Displeased Trump Put Event Planner In Charge Of NY Public Housing
Pence Summons Republican Swamp Monster. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 16, 2017
Have We Mentioned That New Mexico Senator Martin Heinrich Is Sexxxy As Fuck?
Daily Mail Pretty Sure Black Dude Caused Grenfell Fire, Not The Long-Known Fire Hazards
House's Obamacare Repeal As Bad For Jobs As For Healthcare, Hooray!
Wonkette Civilly Invites Hannity, Gingrich And Steve King To Go Fuck Themselves
Let's Time Machine Back To When Wells Fargo Killed A Dude
DC Charging Erdogan's Goon Squad For Bringing Turkish-Style Democracy To America
Weird, Senate Doesn't Trust Trump On Russia Sanctions. Did We Mention, 'Weird'?
Mean Australian Prime Minister Caught On Tape Teasing Our Dear Leader Donald Trump!
Are Georgia Voting Machines Secure? Frankly, My Dear, They Don't Give a Damn
Oh Hey, Donald Trump! You Are Under Investigation For Being A Dumb Justice-Obstructing Dick!
'Trump Not Under Investigation' No Longer Operative. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 15, 2017
If Fox News Isn't 'Fair & Balanced' Anymore, Does That Mean God Is Dead Too?
Top Narc Jeff Sessions Coming For Your Devil Weed, Hippies!
Uber To Implement New Un-Sexism Once Girls Stop Blabbing And Perioding All The Time!
'Shooting Up Republican Baseball' Was Not In Bernie Sanders's Platform
Will Trump Fire Robert Mueller? Find Out On Next Week's 'Celebrity Apprentice'!
Donald Trump Tells Senators To Kill Healthcare For Millions Without Being 'Mean'
Michigan Officials Charged With Poisoning People To Death In Flint. Good.
Keep Fucking With Kamala Harris, Boys. You're Making Her Stronger.
Can Jeff Sessions Jes' Plumb Not Answer Your Scary Questions? An Executive Privilege Lawsplainer!
America's Game: Baseball! (And Shooting People)
Guns Don't Kill People. Blah Blah Blah Blah. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 14, 2017
Senate Bans Reporters While It Strangles Obamacare. Nothing To See Here. Literally
Meet Trump's Idiot Lawyer! No, THE OTHER ONE, Who May Have Admitted To Some Justice-Obstructin'!
Hey Jeff Sessions, You Feeling Perjury-Tastic Today? A Liveblog!
Seems Russia Hacked Election Systems In 39 States. Is Hillary Clinton Sorry Yet?
Stephen Colbert Isn't Having Your Putin-Lovin' Bullshit, Oliver Stone
Is Donald Trump Fuckin' Stupid Enough To Fire Robert Mueller? OF COURSE HE IS.
Fox/Drudge Almost Assassinate NEWEST ENEMY: Er, Shakespeare In The Park
There. Are. No. God. Damn. Trump. Comey. Tapes. (Unless There Are, In Which Case There Are!)
Mueller? Mueller? Mueller? Mueller? Wonkagenda For Tues., June 13, 2017
It's Not Barack Obama's Official Portrait, But We Are *Loving* It! (GET IT???)
Neo-Nazi Tim McVeigh Fan With Guns, Bomb Supplies *Might* Be Poor Choice For Bail, Even In Florida
Jeff Sessions To Come Clean With Senate Intel Committee, By Not Answering Any Questions
Senate Writing Its Shit Sandwich Healthcare Bill In Secret Out Of Respect For Your Poor Nerves
Newt Gingrich FURIOUS Special Prosecutor Is Hiring Best People. Here's Some Idiots Instead!
I Had Never Thought I'd Actually SEE A Blow Job In The White House
Are U.S. Troops Using Banned White Phosphorus? It's Just A Tiny War Crime.
Trump Will Make You Die Alone, Unsexed. So We've Got That Going For Us!
U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara Didn't Want To Do Phone Sex With Donald Trump
HELP! Ivanka Trump Is Being OPPRESSED!
Is James Comey Going To Leaker Jail? Or Are Republicans Just FULL OF SHIT?
You're All Making Princess Ivanka SO Sad! Wonkagenda for Mon., June 12, 2017
Dead Breitbart Knows One Weird Trick To Make Ad Revenue Disappear FOR GOOD
If It's Summertime, It's Shrimping Time!
Al Franken's Senate Memoir Has Buttload Of Gravitas
Open Thread: Batman Can't Save Us Now
Guy Who Compared Same-Sex Marriage To Bestiality So Sad Pro-Trump Gays Denied Float In Pride Parade
Geniuses Across America To Protest All The 'Sharia Law' No One Is Doing To Them
Guess Who Else Figured Out Our President Is A Total Patsy?!
Your Weekly Top Ten Is OMG TOMORROW IS WONKETTE BABY TODDLER HUMAN'S BIRTHDAY!
House Votes To Kill Dodd-Frank, Enjoy The Next Financial Collapse!
Author Of World's Most Notorious Racist Internet Comment Dead, Not From White Genocide
Let's Liveblog Trump's Day After Comey Day News Conference, About James Comey!
Trey Gowdy To Chair House Oversight Committee, Finally Get Truth About Benghazi
Nancy Pelosi Will Tell You What A Pussy Donald Trump Is Now
British PM Theresa May Wins Historic Electoral College Blowout, Here Have A Map!
Trump Declares Victory Over Comey By Squealing 'I'M GONNA SUE!'
Kansas Republicans Whisper Safe Word On Brownback's Rough Tax Discipline
The Torch Is Passed: Donald Trump Jr. Assumes Dad's Twitter Rant Mantle
COMEY TO AMERICA! Wonkagenda For Fri., June 9, 2017
Idiot Trump Lawyer (And Alex Jones!) NAILS James Comey For Leaking *Unclassified* Information. LOL!
JOHN MCCAIN, ARE YOU OK? DO YOU NEED TO FIND A POLICEMAN OR A GROWNUP?
HAPPY COMEY DAY! Let's Liveblog Story Time With Uncle Jim!
Comey To Talk His 'Thing' With Trump. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 8, 2017
Let's Read James Comey's Opening Testimony And Learn What A Pig Trump Really Is!
In Georgia Congressional Debate, Karen Handel Wants Poor People To Eat This Cake
Today's Hearings: Senators Go HULK SMASH At Zip-Lipped Intel Chiefs Refusing To Give Up The Precious
Josh Duggar Suing For 'Emotional Distress' Of Everyone Finding Out He Was A Child Molester
Know Your Wrays: Fay Was In 'King Kong,' Chris Is Trump's FBI Nominee
Broke-Faced Eric Trump Wants To Tell Us Who Qualifies As 'People'
All The Lawyers Who Could've Defended Donald Trump Wanted To Get Paid. Oops.
Looks Like Trump Obstructed ALL THE JUSTICE, KATIE! (Your Senate Intel Committee Live-Stream!)
SHOCKER! Donald Trump Stuck His Stubby Fingers In Kids-Cancer-Charity Pie
Trump Tried To Reach Out And Touch Intel Chiefs. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 7, 2017
Televangelist Assholes Pretty Sure Manchester And London Asking For It, Like Common Godless Sluts
House Dems Finally Growing A Pair? ABOUT FUCKING TIME!
RACHEL MADDOW NOT POISONED BY RUSSIA! (Not That We Were Worried About That Or Anything)
CNN Showed Up To Cover Muslims' Anti-ISIS Protest, So Obvs CNN Faked The Whole Thing
Donald Trump's Bein' Downright UGLY To Sweet, Gentle, Kind-Hearted Bigot Jeff Sessions!
Nevada Lege Getting Awful Close To Damn Dirty Socialism, HOORAY!
White People Meeting, Tonight, 4 PM, Olive Garden
The Intercept Breaks Huge Russian Hacking Story, For Glenn Greenwald To Shit On
If Only There Were Some Sort Of 'Affordable' 'Care' For Canned Racist Breitbart Writer
Does North Carolina Need Another Ass-Kicking From SCOTUS For Being Crazy Racist? IT DOES!
How Many Russians Does It Take To Rig An Election? Wonkagenda For Tues., June 6, 2017
Minneapolis, Chicago And Detroit: CLEAR YOUR ENTIRE SCHEDULE RIGHT NOW FOR WONKETTE PURPOSES!
Walgreens Pharmacist Too Holy To Do His Job
Maxine Waters Beated Lefty Reporter To Death, But It's OK He Got Better
Did Kellyanne Conway Just Shove Her Foot Up Her Husband's Ass Over His Mean Trump Tweet?
Trump's Travel Ban Tweets Sure To Seal Deal With SCOTUS, You Bet!
Portland Nazi Rally Pretty Peaceful, You Know, For A Nazi Rally
Kellyanne Conway: Donald Trump Does Not Speak For Donald Trump!
At Least Vladimir Putin Didn't Accuse Megyn Kelly Of Bleeding From Her Wherever
Donald Trump To London: PANIC, YOU JERKS.
Trump Wants You AFRAID. VERY AFRAID. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 5, 2017
Deleted Comments: You Liberal Losers Are Just Jealous Of Ivanka Because You're Losers. Also Sheeple.
This Cartoon About The Titanic In Which Everyone Survives Is YOUR OPEN THREAD
Jesus Coming Back Soon To Yell At Us For Murdering The Ringling Brothers Circus, Says Jim Bakker
Pennsylvania Bill Will Make Gun Owners A 'Protected Class' Just Like REAL Oppressed Minorities
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Not Jealous Of Ivanka Trump
Who The Hell Is Sean Hannity's New Fake-News Boyfriend 'Kim Dotcom'?
Florida Not-Birth Certificates For Miscarriages Definitely Not A Ghoulish Anti-Abortion Move, No Way
Not Everyone Is Crazy About Trump Ditching The Paris Accord. But Crazy People Are.
Is President Steve Bannon The REAL White House Leaker? MAAAAAYBE!
Tucker Carlson Running Actual Scam Charitable Foundation, Unlike Hill...OH, FFS!
Have Some Bubbly And Take A VIP Tour Of Ivanka Trump's SHOE SWEATSHOP OF DOOM
Donald Trump Really Hopes Manila Casino Attack Was Terrorism, Because He Loves Terrorism!
Oh Go Fuck Yourself, Ivanka Trump
Congress Will Put All The Teen Sexters IN JAIL, Where They Obviously Belong!
Trump Tries To Burn This Mother Down. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 2, 2017
Detroit! Chicago! Is That Wonkette's Sausage In Your Throat Or You Just Happy To See Us?
Oh No! Jon Ossoff Is A GAY TRUMP-BEHEADING SAN FRANCISCO LESBIAN KATHY GRIFFIN!!1!
Jared Kushner Grifts Anti-Poverty Program For De-Luxe Apartments In The Sky
Oh Fiddlesticks, Did Jeff Sessions Do Even More Perjury About Russian Contacts Than We Thought?
ACLU Gon' Sue Fuck Out Of Lexington, South Carolina, Debtors' Prisons
'Recused' Shitweasel Devin Nunes Will Obstruct Justice For Trump If It's The Last Thing He Does!
We Got A Couple Things To Say About New Trump Rule Taking Away Your Slut Pills
Ain't Nobody Want To Work For Donald Trump, Because Who Can Afford The Lawyer Bills?
Comey To Come Out And Play! Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 1, 2017
OK Everyone, You Punished Kathy Griffin Real Good, Now Shut The Fuck Up
Trump Aides Compete In Ass-Kissing Contest, EVERYBODY WINS! :D
Florida 'Stand Your Ground' Law Might Get Even More Murder-licious!
Daily Caller Axes White Nationalist They Hired To Do Journalism On White Nationalists
Donald Trump Ready To Burn Up Paris Climate Agreement, Earth's Atmosphere
Betsy DeVos Axing All The Obama Rules About Student Loans Not Sucking So Much
Darrell Issa Is Living His Best Life!
Putin, Trump And Dumb Devin Nunes Agree: Russia-Obsessed Democrats Just BIG STUPID SORE LOSERS
Sean Hannity Just Asking: Can't We Boycott Rachel Maddow For 'Reasons'?
Sean Spicer's Press Briefing Went Well Today
Racist Assholes Want To Rally In Portland Now, And Wonkette (SIGH) Is With Them, Ugh
Nice Voting Rights You Have There, Would Be A Shame If Justice Gorsuch Happened To Them!
Trump Asshole Lawyer Michael Cohen Under Congressional Investigation Now, Because SAYS WHO?
Trump Wants Intel Briefings Cut Up In Small Bites With Extra Ketchup
Your Boyfriend Emmanuel Macron Just Got Up In Putin's Grill Like 'YEAH BRO, WHAT YOU GONNA DO?'
Don't Mess With Tejas! State Rep. Gon' Shoot Messican Colleague Or Call La Migra On Him, Either One
Trump To Solve All His Problems By YOU'RE FIRING Some More People
Fox News Fake News: JARED KUSHNER INNOCENT!!!1!
At Solemn Memorial Day Ceremony, Donald Trump Solemnly Sings, Dances Like Six-Year-Old
Trump You're Firing Staff Over OTHER Leaking. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 30, 2017
We Are Now, As Ever, At War With Eastasia. Happy Memorial Day From Yr Wonkette.
Oatmeal Nutella RESISTANCE Muffins: Because Donald Trump Is Not The Boss Of You!
Deleted Comments: Wonkette Is A Bot Account Used To Spread Disinformation
Kushner's Real Estate Woes Have NOTHING To Do With His Russian Meetings! NOTHING AT ALL!
Let's Gab About Melania's $51,000 Jacket And Noted Fashion Website 'Breitbart'!
So Another White Supremacist Stabbed Some Folks To Death, For Being Freaking HEROES
New York Times Has VERY GOOD REASON For Jared Kushner's Russian Spy Phone. It Is 'Reason'!
Can Wonder Woman's Lasso Of Truth Conquer The Disingenuous 'Outrage' Of Internet Manbabies?
Your Weekly Top Ten Is SHHHHH WE ARE SLEEPING ZZZZZZZZ
Nation's Old Dads Furious 'Little Punk' Jared Kushner Asked Russians For Secret Spy Phone To Moscow
Elijah Cummings Had Heart Surgery Today So We Made Him This Blingee
Jared Kushner: Smarmy Shark, Or Shithead With A Shiv? SPOILER IT IS BOTH
Ex-Playboy Bunny/Terrible Human Gets Community Service For Publicly Shaming Total Stranger
Tucker Carlson Sorry For Making Mean 'Teen Vogue' Lady More Famous Than Tucker Carlson
Hillary Clinton Celebrates Wellesley Commencement By Reading Donald Trump's Sad Ass FOR FILTH
Montana Elects Punchy-Man Greg Gianforte, Wingnuts Celebrate First Amendment's Demise
HEY RICH BASTARDS: Trump Wants To Take Your Bimmer Away!
Trump Hotels Can't Figure Out Foreign Money, Because Math Is Hard
Joe Lieberman. Door. Ass. Buh-Bye!
Trump Pisses On US Allies Like Russian Pee Hookers. Wonkagenda for Fri. May 26, 2017
Will Dem Rob Quist Body-Slam Greg Gianforte In Montana, WITH VOTES? Your Open Thread.
Hot French President Destroys Tiny Hands Trump With World's Sexxxiest Handshake
Rebecca Schoenkopf Is Prophet Like Tucker Carlson: A Story By Rebecca Schoen-I Mean Evan Hurst
Donald Trump's Base Weak, Flaccid, Shriveled, If You Know What We Mean
Jason Chaffetz Starts Porn Vitamin Company, To Keep Porn Mormons Healthy And Strong
Did James Comey Screw Hillary Because Of A Dumb Russian Spam Email? WHOA IF TRUE!
Hannity Going On Vacation To Farm Where He Can Run And Chase Chickens All Day Long
Montana Sheriff To Ragemonster Republican Thug Greg Gianforte: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Betsy DeVos, Ben Carson Talked To Jesus, Confirm He Hates The Poor And The Sick!
Here's All Your LATE-BREAKING TRUMP-RUSSIA NEWS, For You To Poop On
CBO Confirms Trumpcare Is Still This Dumpster Fire
Alabama Stops Being Total Asshole About Voting Rights, PLEASE CLAP!
Gianforte's Thug Life. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 25, 2017
Montana Dem Rob Quist Bodyslammed NOBODY Tonight, Because He's FUCKING NORMAL
Former Mexican President Vicente Fox Can't Stop Trolling Dumb Donald Trump
Donald Trump Tells Philippines Dictator He's Doing Terrific Job (OF MURDER)
Intel Committees To Michael Flynn: LOL YOU ARE *SO* FUCKED
Donald Trump, Pope Francis HAAAATE You
Trump's Budget Will Help Poor Kids Knock Off Those Stubborn Extra LB's!
Let's Meet The Fringey Lunatic Trump Is Making A Federal Judge!
Lindsey Graham Scared Trump's Budget Might Accidentally Make A Benghazi
Sean Hannity Finally Shuts The Fuck Up About Seth Rich Murder. Thanks, Liberal Fascists!
Melania And Ivanka Trump Show The World What Feminine Power Looks Like
Trump's New Russia Lawyer Also Represents Putin's Favorite Russian Bank. What Could Go Wrong?
Bureaucrat's Revenge: Office Of Government Ethics Will BURY TRUMP (In Paperwork)
Trump Budget Makes America Great, Once Bodies Of Frozen Poor People Cleared Away
Trump Caught Yanking The Bishop Of Rome. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 24, 2017
Donald Trump Was The First To Sign Holocaust Memorial Yearbook's Crack
Trey Gowdy Eats Own Dick In Front Of Former CIA Director, How Embarrassing
Sorry, Hannity: Even Fox News Won't Stand Behind Lunatic Seth Rich Conspiracy Theory
Jared Kushner, Slumlord? You Don't Fucking Say
Director Of National Intelligence Does Not Deny Trump Tried To Grab Him By Pussy
Donald Trump's Budget Is A Model, Idiot
Here Are 10 Sexxxy NSFW Pictures Of Navy Boys Climbing A Greasy Obelisk, And Now You Are Gay
Trump's Personal Lawyer Sheri Dillon, You Are Going To Be A Wonkette STAR!
Clarence Thomas Joins Liberals To Strike Down Racist Redistricting?!?!? WHAAAAAAAA????
Chris Christie Wouldn't Eat Michael Flynn If He Was On Fire
After Manchester Terror Attack, Donald Trump Upgrades Alert Status To 'Playground Taunt'
And That's When Trump Became President (Just Kidding). Wonkagenda For Tues., May 23, 2017
Florida Man Now Doing Bath Salts While Writing Journamalism
Melania Trump Not Having Any Of Her Dumb Husband's Shit
Millionaire Trumper Learns Grabbing Hotel Maids' Asses Could Lead To $50 Fine
Montana Republican Doing Some Light Ratfucking In Special Election Because He's Not Scared At All!
Trump Commerce Secretary Delighted By Lack of Saudi Arabian Protesters. Because They're Dead
What Even Is This? Fabio (Yes, That Fabio) Goes On NRATV To Tell Weird Lies About Guns
If Mike Flynn Pleads The Fifth, Will Congress Lock Him Up?
New Orleans Mayor Dick-Slaps Confederate Losers, With Awesome Words That You Will Like!
Donald Trump Set To Unveil Exciting Poor-Fucking Budget, For Poor-Fucking!
Wow, Turkey Is Being An *Unbelievable* Dick
Sinister Glowy Orb Saps Trump's Stamina, Leaves Poor Dear 'Exhausted,' 'Weak,' 'Sad.'
Trump Bows To Not America. Wonkagenda for Mon., May 22, 2017
Nazi Site Recommends Removing Condoms During Sex In Order To Get White Women Pregnant
Deleted Comments: Six Faces Of Derp
Turns Out Jared Kushner Really Does Roll On Shabbos!
White House Definitely NOT In Panic Mode About Russia Investigations (Except That They Are)
Remember That Time Trump Was SO MAD Michelle Obama Didn't Wear A Head Scarf In Saudi Arabia?
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Wheels Up And One Hell Of A Flight Risk!
We've Seen Trump's Education Budget, And We're Really Gonna Miss Public Schools
Iowa Defunds Planned Parenthood, Four Clinics Close. Happy Friday!
Trump's Golden Palace Needs To Protect Its Dick Pics Better
Turkish Pres Erdogan Sat In His Mercedes, Ordered Goons To Attack Americans. In America.
Let's Watch Elizabeth Warren Punch Treasury Secretary In The Face (With Words!)
A Plan So Dumb And Vindictive *Even Trump's White House* Said No!
Obamacare Still Lumbering Along, At Least Until Trump Stabs It In The Face To Death (Some More)
'Man Going His Own Way' Has Special Message For The Ladies What Scorned Him
Trump Plays The Blame Game. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 19, 2017
Missouri Sen. Claire McCaskill: Obamacare Death Spiral My Ass
BREAKING! Mike Pence Lying Again. For A Change.
Alex Jones And Roger Stone Think General H.R. McMaster Is In Secret Gay Leather Daddy CIA Club
Alex Jones Apologizes To Yogurt
FBI Director Joe Lieberman? No, We Can't Possibly Drink That Much
Red Pill Founder Takes The 'Not Gonna Be A New Hampshire State Rep' Pill
Roger Stone's #HOTTAKES On Trump-Russia Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller
Roger Ailes In Hell Now, Complaining The Broads There Have Ugly Legs
Mike Flynn Trump ISIS Turkey Trump Grand Jury Trump More Secret Russia Meetings ... And Trump!
And Lo, Unto Us A Special Prosecutor Has Been Given
Mueller ... Mueller ... Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 18, 2017
FUCK YOU PAUL RYAN, FUCK YOU IN THE BOTTOM WITH A RUSSIAN NESTING DOLL
Rachel Maddow And Lawrence O'Donnell Walk You Through Your Week ... Wait It's Only Wednesday?
Trump Hires Pre-Cog Sheriff David Clarke To Arrest Whole Country For Future Crimes
NC Senate Republicans Slash Education -- In Democrats' Districts. No Reason, Just To Be Pricks
Vladimir Putin Tease Trump With Authentic Russian Reach-Around, But No Pee Hooker This Time OK?
Fox Celebrates Comey News With Wall-To-Wall Coverage Of Hillary Murder Fox News Made Up
Mike Pence All 'Erdogan Who?' As Turkish Pres's Bodyguards Go Wilding. On Americans. In America.
Holy Shit, Watching Sally Yates On Anderson Cooper Reminded Us She Was Replaced By Jeff Sessions!
That Time James Comey Kicked George W. Bush's Ass On Warrantless Spying
Trump Didn't Mean To Obstruct Comey, He's Just Too Dumb To Words Good With His Mouth Hole!
Trump Gave The Russians ISRAELI Intelligence! Have Fun On Your ISRAEL TRIP, Mr. President!
Trump Can't Stop, Won't Stop! (Spilling Secrets.) Wonkagenda For Wed., May 17, 2017
James Comey Kept A Motherfucking Paper Trail On Trump Because COMEY. IS. A. MOTHERFUCKING. BEAST.
Did Someone Give Chuck C. Johnson's Money-For-Actual-Nazis Website 1.5 MILLION DOLLARS????
Hillary Clinton Re-Murdered DNC Staffer All Over Again Because Wikileaks. Obviously.
Neo-Nazi Site Daily Stormer Will Now Also Be Racist In Spanish!
RIP General H.R. McMaster's Credibility! You Will Be Missed!
At Least Fox News Is *Sorry* For Calling Autistic 10-Year-Old An Entitled Stalking Snowflake
No Muslim Ban! No Muslim Ban! You're The Muslim Ban!
Mitch McConnell Wants Trump To Stop Bein' Silly So GOP Can Get Back To Fucking America
Marco Rubio's Twitter Getting All DaVinci Code Secret Bible Messages And Shit
Trump's Bodyguard Also Too Very Good At Leaking Everybody's Secrets!
Trump Will Leak On Whatever Russians He Wants! Your Overnight TrumpLeak Roundup!
TRUMP MEANT TO DO THAT. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 16, 2017
Idaho Town Doing Just Fine Without Alex Jones's Anti-Immigrant Hatefest, Thanks!
Andy Lack Wants To Make MSNBC Great Again (By Losing Like A Common Trump)
Supreme Court Not Having North Carolina's Jim Crow, Thanks And Fuck You
Alt-White Dipwad Richard Spencer Leads Candlelight Vigil For Confederates' Hurt Feelings
Joe And Mika Say Kellyanne Conway Has An Actual Human Soul, But We're Calling Bullshit
Noted Adulterers The Gingriches Sent To Vatican In Diplomatic Move Of The Century
Donald Trump Just Gonna Fire Errrebody, Let Jared And Ivanka Do All The Jobs
BREAKING! Trump To Live In Same Zip Code As Wife And Young Son!
People Who Work For Donald Trump Busy Fat-Shaming Diabetics. It Is Funny Because Of His Ass!
Congress Wants Trump's 'Tapes,' If There Are Any 'Tapes' (Are There 'Tapes'?)
Let's Go To The Tape! Wonkagenda for May 15, 2017
Trump's America: Wouldn't We All Rather Have A Manly KGB Than A Sissy FBI?
'Get Me Roger Stone' Is A Very Good Movie About A Very Bad Human Being
Missouri GOPers Thrilled To Bless St. Louis With A Lower Minimum Wage
USDA's New Top Researcher Is A Godfearing Patriot, Which Is Way Better Than A Scientist
Newt Gingrich Positively Giddy Over Trump Maybe Kicking Journalists Out Of The White House
Your Weekly Top Ten Won't Pledge A Loyalty Oath To Idiot Donald Trump Either
Is Donald Trump Recording People Like A Common Nixon?
Bill O'Reilly And Fans Of Tim Allen Think Liberals Have Magic Powers Over The Television
Definitely Not-Racist Jefferson Beauregard Sessions Does Kiiind Of Racist Thing
Team Trump SO MAD Sneaky Russian Photographer Took Sneaky Russian Photos Like A Sneak
Oh Hell, Let's Liveblog Sean Spicer Emerging From The Bushes And Stepping On His Dick
Oklahoma Republican Wants To Save $60 Million By Rounding Up Kids What Don't Speak English Good
Donald Trump's Lawyers Wrote A Letter About All His Russian Money, And It Is ADORABLE
Well, 'Voting' Was Fun While It Lasted!
Trump Dinner: He Moved On Comey Like A Bitch, But He Couldn't Get There!
Never Mind Jake, It's Crazytown. Your Wonkagenda For Fri., May 12, 2017
Did Bill O'Reilly Beat His Ex-Wife For Catching Him Having Phone Sex?
Acting FBI Director Dude Seems Smart And Good! Trump To Fire Him In 5, 4, 3, 2 ...
Rep. Tom MacArthur 'Saved' TrumpCare. His Town Hall? It Could Have Gone Better
BREAKING: Men Like Women Who Are Nice! A Fox News Exclusive!
Betsy DeVos's Black University Commencement Speech? Yeah, It Did Not Go Awesome
Donald Trump Sat Down With The Economist And Rogered Himself Right In The Lorry!
Senate Intelligence Committee Shoves Subpoena Up Michael Flynn's Ass
Here Are All The Best (Pee) Leaks About Trump Firing James Comey In An INSANE RAGE!
Trump Has First Performance Review In Oval Office With His Boss, The Russian Ambassador
Kellyanne Conway Would Like Cops To Arrest Reporters *Tomorrow* Please, After She's Gone
Trump Embraces His Inner Nixon. Wonkagenda for May 11, 2017
Fun Things We Learned About The Comey Firing: A Wonkette Listicle!
James Comey Requested Budget Increase For Russia Probe Last Week? That's A Hell Of A Coincidence!
Karen Handel Does Not Appreciate All This Voting, You Guys!
Let's Liveblog Sarah Huckabee Sanders Lying About Comey Firing, Just Like Daddy Taught Her!
Trump Gives Press Pass To 'Alt-Right' Racist Frog Lunatic (We Mean Again)
Is Your Dick Republican Senator On This List Being Vaguely 'Good' About Comey Firing? A List!
Trump To Senate Investigators: Take This 'Certified Letter' And Shove It Up Your Ass
Donald Trump And His Minions Must Think We're REAL Fucking Stupid
Rod Rosenstein Just Borked Himself
Your James Comey Firing Shitshow! Wonkagenda For Wed., May 10, 2017
Pussy Trump Fires FBI Director James Comey For Failure To BOW DOWN
Sean Spicer Reminds America That Sally Yates Is Hillary-Loving Monster Bitch
Team Trump Marks 6 Months Since Election By Reminding Us Trump Won. Did You Know He Won? He Won.
Fresh Off 'Nobody Dies From Lack Of Healthcare' Triumph, Raul Labrador Wants To Be Idaho Governor
FBI Director James Comey Said A Stupid About Hillary's Emails, Burn Him For A Witch!
'Disgraceful Failure' Le Pen Family Is Le Feuding
Sally Yates Knows What Is Unconstitutional And It Is Ted Cruz's Face!
New Mean Idiot Louisiana Senator Was BIGGEST STAR Of Sally Yates Hearing!
Mean New National Security Adviser Never Lets Trump Have Any Fun :(
Dumb Idiot Donald Trump Thinks Sally Yates Testimony Somehow Made Him Look GOOD
Breitbart Thrilled To Once Again Not Prove Existence Of Paid Protesters
Sally Yates Throws Shade Across DC. Wonkagenda for May, 09, 2017
Come Eat Meats With Us TONIGHT, Portland, Oregon, OR BE MURDERED. (Also, Your Open Thread)
Grifting Kushners Show Palins HOW IT'S DONE!
Dumb Racists Eagerly Share Hoax Article Claiming Malia Obama Arrested For Dogfighting
Sally Yates Senate Hearing Testimony Liveblog! WHO IS READY TO RUMBLE???
Eric Trump: That Boy Just Ain't Right
Trump Lies That He Thought Obama Was Joshin' When He Said Not To Hire Crazy Dick Mike Flynn
Donald Trump Shitting Britches About Sally Yates's Testimony Today. PEE-EW!
Trump EPA Head Cleans All That Dangerous 'Science' Out Of EPA's Science Board
Sad Pepes: The Frog Is Dead, As Are Alt-Right Dreams Of A Fascist France
Let's Watch Paul Ryan And Tom Price Do Some Hot Sexy LIES!
Fox News: Come For The Groping, Stay For The Fraud ALLEGEDLY
Sally Yates Is Back With A Vengeance. Your Wonkagenda For Mon., May 08, 2017
Zut Alors! France Decides Not To Elect Crazy Fascist To Run Country!
Deleted Comments Of The Week: 'Subject: Your Shitty Website'
Our Friends At Penzeys To Paul Ryan: You've Got To Be Kind!
Traditional Guy Hopes Women Will Embrace Patriarchy As He Has Embraced Safety Razors
French Campaign Hacked Just Before Election, Possibly By 400-Pound Man On Bed
Idaho GOP Rep. Confident No One Dies From Lack Of Healthcare
Your Weekly Top Ten Thinks Hillary Clinton Can Do What She Damn Well Wants
Seven-Year-Old Girl Terribly Pleased With New Artificial Leg And You Will Be, Too
Jonah Goldberg Explains: Jimmy Kimmel's Baby Is A Lot Like Hitler
Trump So Sad Military Hospital Patients Were Denied Bibles, Which They Weren't
Say, Did We Mention TrumpCare Will Screw Over Disabled Kids And Special Ed? GET MAD.
Senate Intel Committee Wants To See All Of Trump Team's Russian Sexts RIGHT NOW
Rep. Who Voted To Repeal Obamacare Tries To 'Jimmy Kimmel's Baby' Her Son. NOPE.
Trump Religious Freedom Order Far Too Stupid For ACLU To Take To Court
Congratulations, Anti-Vaxxers! You've Won A Shiny New Measles Outbreak In Minnesota!
Lazy Trump Already Gone For Weekend, Because He Doesn't DO Fridays
Fine, Mr. President, If You Insist, We'd Be OK With Australian-Style Healthcare Too
TrumpCare Victory Lap Hits Traffic. Your Wonkagenda For Fri., May 5, 2017
Get Your Hell-Raising Shoes On, People. This Aggression Will Not Stand.
Have You Had A Baby? Been Beaten By Your Spouse? Raped? Enjoy Your New Pre-Existing Conditions!
Trump Cons Religious Idiots With Meaningless Executive Order, Completely Forgets To Fuck The Gays
Paul Ryan Is Donald Trump's Best Boy Now, Won't Ever Have To Go Back To The Cornfield
Joe And Mika Ready To Bang Each Other In The Bonds Of Holy Matrimony!
Why Does MSNBC Think We Want To Watch Joe Walsh Being Racist (Again)?
Fake News CNN Censor Best Great Trump Ad Mislead Fake Word Salad JERKS!
Ivanka Trump's New Book Is Definitely Something She Wrote All By Herself
Obama NSA Susan Rice Invites Lindsey Graham To Eat This Bag Of Dicks
House Republicans Dig Up Rotting Corpse Of TrumpCare, Throw It At Your Grandma
Let's Lock Up Pregnant Women To Protect Babies! USA! USA!
TrumpCare To Save You From Your Miserable Life! Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 4, 2017
Breitbart Idiot So Upset Trump Building Dumb Wrong Kind Of Mexico Wall :(
Jimmy Kimmel: Babies Shouldn't Die. Wingnuts: We Are Fucking Monsters, So They Should
Hillary Clinton Bringing Out Men's Scary, Spitty Rage Strokes Again, By Existing. What A Bitch!
City Of Flint Will Take Your House If You Don't PAY UP For Your Delicious Poison Water
Is David Brooks Being Compelled To Christ By New Wife's Vagina? We Are Just Asking Questions
Cop Actually Guilty In Walter Scott Slaying! And Then There's The Bad News
Trump Will Reportedly Fuck The Gays For Jesus On Thursday
Focus On The Family Has Thoughts About Your Daughter's Purity. Gross Thoughts.
Mick Mulvaney? He's This Dick. Your Wonkagenda For Wed., May 3, 2017
Hillary Clinton Emerges From Woods To Break Foot Up In Donald Trump's Ass
Trump Displeased With His TOTAL VICTORY As Dems Settle For Everything They Wanted In Budget
Pizzagate Lunatic Mike Cernovich WILL NOT BE IGNORED, WHITE HOUSE PRESS CORPS
Alabama Rep. Mo Brooks Would Rather Not Pay For Your Slut Cancer!
Sean Hannity Disappoints America By Refusing To Quit Job Forever
Joe And Mika Just Asking If MAYBE Donald Trump Fucked In His Brain
Mar-A-Lago Plutocrats Thrilled To Pieces With Missile Show Tearing People To Pieces
Trump Puts Lady Who's Against The Pill In Charge Of Family Planning. BEST PEOPLE!
Trump Knows What Women Want! Your Wonkagenda for Tuesday, May 2, 2017
Portland Put On That Party Dress!
Libertarian Jerk Lady Megan McArdle Stumps Herself With Seventh Grade Civics Lesson On Slavery
Fox News President Forced Out, Sean Hannity Meltdown To Commence In 5, 4, 3, 2 ...
The New York Times Hired A Climate Denier, And It Just Went Great
Trump Just Gonna Kick This CBS Reporter Out Of His Office, Nothing To See Here Move Along
Come Now, Let Us Regard Steve Bannon's Shakespearean Hip-Hop Screenplay, And Die
Raise Less Corn, More Hell! Everything You Need To Know For May Day
White House Nazi Maybe YOU'RE FIRED! No, The Other White House Nazi.
Donald Trump's Drunk History: Slaver Andrew Jackson Stops Civil War!
Michelle Obama's Let's Move Program Replaced With Mandatory Chicken Nuggets, FOR THE CHILDREN!
Donald Trump Has HAD IT With The Weak And Failing First Amendment
White House Missing Special Something Only Guy Who's Killed Thousands Of His Own People Can Bring
Congress Budget Deal: Yes We (Kicked The) Can! Wonkagenda for May 1, 2017
Deleted Comments: We Have No Idea What These People Are Talking About, But Boy Are They Angry
Your Weekly Top Ten Feels Like Trump Has Been President For 100 FUCKING YEARS
Sovereign Citizens Sue Trump For 350 BILLION DOLLARS, Wonkette Roots Against Both
Donald Trump Kicks Shit With Weird Scary Losers At NRA
House Electrocutes TrumpCare The 13th, Stabs It In Face, Drowns It. FOR NOW.
Definite Non-Nazi Trump Aide Sebastian Gorka Definitely Didn't Make Up His Fake Doctorate Too
Ladies Don't Love New Hampshire Rep Who Founded Gross MRA Hub 'Red Pill'
These Senators Are Totally Obsessed With How Many Old Gays Are At Brunch
Nice 'Alt-Right' Couple Went To Milo Protest To Attack 'Snowflakes,' Shot One
Donald Trump Thought Presidenting Would Be Easy As Grabbing This Pussy
Dear North Korea: Please Remember Our President Says Lots Of Crazy Bullshit
Can Trump Put Sinister Albino Julian Assange IN SPY JAIL? A Lawquestioner!
Trump, GOP Still Getting Beat By Big Bad Dems! Your Wonkagenda For Fri., April 28, 2017
OH NO ROB QUIST SAW NAKED PEOPLE
Sean Spicer Wishes Obama Hadn't Forced Michael Flynn To Be A Russian Spy Foreign Agent!
FCC Can't Wait To Do For Internet What Trumpcare Will Do For Healthcare
EXCLUSIVE VIDEO Of Fox's Jesse Watters Ambushed On Family 'Vacation'
Everybody Hates Donald Trump, Even Stupid Fox News Polls
SC Lunatic, Future Congresslady, Real Mad You Hypocrites Ain't Taking Down Memorials To Slavery
Elijah Cummings Is Going To Kick Michael Flynn Right In His Russian Ass
Senate's Big White House North Korea Briefing Lamer Than Field Trip To Box Factory
Donald Trump Will Murder Ninth Circuit, Because He Can't Law Good Or Do Other Stuff Good Too
Jason Chaffetz Just Taking A Month Off Work Because OW HIS FOOT OW!
Trump's War Bus Goes Beep Beep Beep! Your Wonkagenda for April 27, 2017
America's Stopped Making Sense, The President's Something Wild, And We Miss Jonathan Demme
Gay-Hatin' Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore Ready To Hate Gays In The U.S. Senate!
Trump's Tax Plan So Simple Even A Trump Could Understand!
Betsy DeVos Teaches Thousands Of Poor And Black Kids Who's Boss! (Trigger Warning For SOME BULLSHIT)
Fox Idiot: I Did Not Make A Blowjob Joke About That Woman, Ivanka Trump
Trump: Put Your Head Between Your Knees And Kiss Those 'National Monuments' Goodbye!
Ivanka Trump Starts New Pay-To-Play Clinton Foundation, For The Ladies!
Cruel San Francisco Judge Puts 'Sanctuary City' Executive Orders In Constitution JAIL!
Son Of The Obamacare Repeal That Would Not Die Part 3: The Stupiding
Genius Republican Thinks Waiters Aren't Worth Wasting Medicine On
Sad Nazis Find Out Trump Is Not Their Real Daddy After All
TrumpCare Rises From The Grave! Your Wonkagenda for April 26, 2017
For Only $425 Dollars, Nordstrom Will Pre-Dirty Your Jeans For You
Marco Rubio Condemning Chechnya's Torture Of Gay Men Is Actually Really Fucking Impressive
Alex Jones Sued By Greek Yogurt
4Chan Tries To Pizzagate French Election With Dumb Incest Rumors They Made Up Themselves
Uh Oh, *Even Jason Chaffetz* Acting Like Michael Flynn's In Deep Trump Russia Shit Now!
Bundy Jury Can't Decide If Pointing Guns At Law Enforcement Is Bad
It's Time For Some Turning-Health-Care-Into-A-Game Theory!
Michael Flynn's Turkish Foreign Agent Work Has Russian Dressing All Over It
New Orleans Removes Confederate Statues! Wingnuts Totally Reasonable About It, As You'd Expect!
Guess State Department Doesn't Even Want Us All To Join Mar-a-Lago Anymore :(
Louisiana Man Sure Scientists Could Reverse Abortions If They Weren't On The Rag
Trumponomics Just A Golden Shower! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 25, 2017
Dinesh D'Souza Makes Up Science In His Powerful Brain
Donald Trump Learns About Delicious Space Pee
Trumper School Board Member A Real Peach Except For The Alleged Child-Sex-Trafficking
Who's The Dick Who's A Sex Machine To All The Chicks? It's Alex Jones And We Are Starting To Worry
I Don't Know How To Tell You This But Fox News *Might Have Been* Racist To Black Employees
The 83 Most Embarrassing Moments In Donald Trump's AP Interview
Was Mark Halperin Total Dick About Dog On Plane? We're Only Asking WHO'S A GOOD DOG?
Wingnut Debbie Schlussel Says Sean Hannity Perved All Over Her (Must Be Muslim)
Now *Senate* Intelligence Committee Dicking Around On Trump-Russia. Awesome.
Rape Trial Lawyer Says Women Are Liars Because They're The Weaker Sex. Jury ... Agrees?!
Who's Going To Pay For The Wall? Your Wonkagenda For Mon., April 24, 2017
Deleted Comments: Nazis And Furries And My Little Pony Because Man, People Suck
Your Weekly Top Ten Rates Trump's First 100 Days As PUNY AND WEAK AND SAD!
Badass Sally Yates Ready To Fuck Trump Up In Front Of House Intel Committee!
Not Even Trump Administration Dumb Enough To Let Exxon Drill Baby Drill With Russia
Rich Lady Sarah Palin Thinks It's Pretty Easy For Sexual Harassment Victims To Give Up A Paycheck
Alex Jones Gets PIIIIIIISSED When You Call His New Wife A Massage Hooker
Arkansas Death Penalty Nightmare Shitshow: HOW Shitshow? A Lot!
Georgia's Runoff Election: Let The Voter Suppression Games Begin!
Who Do You Root For In Julian Assange V. Jeff Sessions? None Of Them Katie!
Return Of The Two-Headed Trumpcare That Ate Congress's Brain II: Electric Boogaloo
Jason Chaffetz Sure He's As Clean As A Whistle, Because Of All These Enemas (He Said That)
TrumpCare Rises Again! Your Wonkagenda For Fri., April 21, 2017
Bubba Sessions Appalled Some Hula-Dancin' Foreign Judge Thinks He Can Boss Trump Around
Was Fake CENTCOM Spokesman Trump, Stephen Miller, Or Random Breitbart Commenter?
Fox News Pays Bill O'Reilly And Roger Ailes $65 Million, Just For Sex Sliming All Those Women
Scott Brown Runs For Senate In New Zealand
Idaho Lunatics Pretty Sure Proposed Community College Will Spread Book-Larnin', SHARIA LAW
Romance Expert Mike Huckabee Has Some Kissing Tips For YOU!
Jason Chaffetz Might Quit Congress Early To Go To Fox News Or Jail
Alabama's Filthy Ex-Gov, Lover Gal Booted From Church, Because Sinners Make Jesus Cry
Sarah Palin's Posse Grabs White House By Pussy, And It Is Classy As Fuque!
Everybody Hates Trump, Even Though He Made BIG BOMBS GO BOOM. Loser!
'Mexican Judge' Curiel Gets Deported DREAMer's Case. Trump Must Be Thrilled!
Praise The Lord! Neil Gorsuch Lets Jesus Into Supreme Court's Cold Heathen (And Jewish) Heart!
Jeff Sessions Can't Pee Test Everyone In D.C. Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 20, 2017
Bill O'Reilly Has Fucked It, Done It Live For The Very Last Time
Trump's 'Buy American' Executive Order: Not Available In All Areas, Some Restrictions May Apply
Alex Jones Batshit, Naked And Full Of Chili. Now Can He Have His Kids?
Tax-Dodging Nazi Sovereign Citizen Furries Forced To Cancel Denver Furry Convention. Yes, Really.
Jason Chaffetz Quitting Congress To Spend More Time Reading Hillary's Emails
Remember How Trump Promised Not To Deport Any DREAMer Kids? Yeah, About That... :(
Everybody Calling Bullshit On Turkey's Fake-Ass Election, Except Idiot Donald Trump
Bill O'Reilly Maybe YOU'RE FIRED! For His Hot Chocolate Falafel Crimes
Jon Ossoff Tops Georgia Special Election, Trump Takes Credit For Republican 'Win'
Trump Misplaces Naval Strike Group. Like You Haven't! Wonkagenda, April 19, 2017
Alex Jones Reassures Viewers: They're Not Crazy! I'm The One Who's Crazy!
Donald Trump Pretty Mad At North Korean President, Whoever That Might Be
IS IT TIME FOR ALL THESE TRUMP RUSSIA FUCKERS TO GO TO JAIL YET?
'Leader' Of California 'Secession' 'Movement' Decides Just Living In Russia Way Less Hassle
Hey Georgia Democrats! Give Donald Trump A Big Black Eye Today -- WITH ACTUAL VOTES
France Playing Footsie With This Nazi Lady Because 'Neoliberals' Or Something. Hooray!
Glenn Beck And Tomi Lahren Face Off In Court, Nation Prays For Meteor To Strike Them Both
Steve Bannon Didn't Call Jared Kushner A Total Cucking Jew, He Was Talking About GARY!
White Power Ranger Sues Donald Trump For Making Him Assault Black Woman At Trump Rally
What Taxes? Trump Has No Taxes! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 18, 2017
Kellyanne Conway Knows Trump Died On Cross So You Might Have These Beautiful Easter Eggs
Your Gentle Monthly Reminder To PONY THE FUCK UP TO YR WONKETTE, SONS
Trump Denies Demanding Golden Carriage/Shower From Queen Elizabeth. Who You Gonna Believe?
Tomorrow's The Day For Georgia Democrats To Get Off Their Butts And Vote For Jon Ossoff
Stupid Intercept Idiots Wish Rachel Maddow Would STFU About Trump's Russia Scandal
Alex Jones Claims To Be A Performance Artist None Of Us Is Deep Enough To Get
Donald Trump Awfully Pissy About Those Tax Day Protests. GOOD JOB TAX DAY PROTESTERS!
Let's Watch Trump Fuck Up The White House Easter Egg Roll!
Mike Pence Brings Message Of Peace, Love, Total Annihilation To Korea
Arkansas's Executionpalooza Canceled By Every Judge In The State! UNFAIR
Shit Show Trash Fire 'Twilight' Extra Donald Trump Jr. Is A Model Now
France Looking For A Trump To Call Its Own. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 17, 2017
Deleted Comments: If Gravity Is Real, Why Can We Jump, Smart Guy?
These Shrimp & Grits The Best Thing You'll Ever Put In Your Mouth? PROBABLY!
Your Weekly Top Ten May Or May Not Be At War With North Korea
Pastor Fears 'Beauty And The Beast' Is Slippery Slope To Co-Ed Naked Lady Bison Orgies
Oh God, Geraldo Just Wargasmed All Over Our TV Screen
Education Department Civil Rights Lady Pretty Grossed Out By Ladies, Minorities, Civil Rights
No, You Can't Know Who's Visiting The White House. Ivan And Natasha Need Their Privacy.
Trump Lets States Ax Planned Parenthood Funds. Time To Go-Fund-Me Your Pap Smear!
President Of The United States Donald Trump: What's A FISA? (We Aren't Joking)
Brave Men's Rights Activist Fears 7-Eleven Has Gone The Way Of The 'Cuck'
Peggy Noonan Wants To Show Steve Bannon Her Pulitzer
Congress Is Home For Recess And That Means YELLING AT REPUBLICANS TIME YEEHAW!
President Bannon Sleeps With The Fishes. Wonkagenda For Fri., April 14, 2017
Trump's CIA Director Just Read WikiLeaks Fuckhead Julian Assange FOR FILTH
Mar-a-Lago Kitchen Doubles As Germ Warfare Research Lab, Say Big Gubmint 'Health Inspectors'
Trump Idiots DEFINITELY Colluded With Russia To Hack Election, According To NOBODY KNOWS WHO
Donald Trump Shoves Bomb Up Cave's Ass. North Korea Who What Now?
Nice Obamacare Subsidies You Got Here, Shame If Trump Were To Drown, Arson, And Decapitate Them
South Dakota Forcibly Jamming Catheters Up Children's Pee-Pees, To Protect The Children
California Republicans Don't Remember Tea Party Or Star Trek (Or California) So Good
Trump Acting Like President Bannon Isn't Boss Of Him Is Cutest Thing You'll See All Day
Gayness No Longer A (Legal) Firing Offense? Holy Shit, It's Nice Time!
Lincoln An Evil Tyrant Just Like Hitler, Says North Carolina Republican Makin' New Friends!
Hey Look, A Bunch Of Fucked Up Paul Manafort News!
EPA Chief Scott Pruitt Wants Bodyguards To Protect Him From His Own Staff (Not A Joke)
Paul Manafort: Oh You Mean THOSE Ukrainian Payments! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 13, 2017
WHICH Sesame Street Character Will Be PBS's Messenger Of 'FUCK YOU' To Trump?
Kellyanne Conway Is Not Gaping Abyss Of Bald-Faced Lies From Hell, YOU ARE
Federal Judge: Texas Voter ID Law Was Racist As Hell, Y'all
Trump Idiots Mick Mulvaney And Betsy DeVos Smart Enough To Steal You Blind
North Carolina Rep Will Axe-Murder Your Gay Marriage, PROBABLY Won't Axe-Murder Your Puppy
Donald Trump: Steve Bannon? Steve Bannon Who?
Bill O'Reilly Going On Vacation At Big Happy Farm Where He Can Run And Play
Devin Nunes Full Of Shit About 'Unmasking,' According To Literally Everyone
Here Is Attorney General Jeff Sessions Being 100% Not A Holy Shit Y'all Racist
James Thompson Loses Close Kansas Election. Just Imagine If The Democrats Had Helped!
Spicey SO SORRY For Hitler! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 12, 2017
IDEA: How About Sean Spicer Shut His Fucking Mouth About Jews Forever?
Angry Town Hall Crowd Yells 'You Are Untruthful!' At Joe Wilson, About Like You'd Expect
Oh Look, Nazi Flat Earthers. Aren't You Surprised??
Idiot Trump Kids Have Big League Thoughts About Bombing Syria, So Yooge And Tremendous
Disgraced Alabama Gov's Lady Pal Was Behind Clever Plan To Keep Blacks From Getting Voter IDs
United Airlines Pure And Good And Innocent, According To United Airlines
Poor Wells Fargo Bankers Have To Give Back (Some) Fraud $$$. How Will They Even Live?
Hey Kansas, Time To Go Vote Sexxxy Veteran Guy James Thompson Into Congress! Yes, TODAY!
Chicago Police Put Own Special Spin On United Airlines Horror Show
Grody Horndog Alabama Gov. Resigns In Plea Deal, Bless His Heart (And Other Parts)
Trump Just Winging It Bigly Now. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 11, 2017
Peggy Noonan Wins 2017 Pulitzer For Commentary. We'll Just Let That Sink In.
Fox Uses Trump's Pussgrab Tape In Sexual Harassment Training, Like To Say DON'T Do This. Weird!
Red Bull Gives Internet Nazis Wings
Florida Sheriff Goes Full ISIS. Never Go Full ISIS.
Fucked-Up United Airlines Thing Just Another Day For You And Me In Paradise
Trump Idiots 'Brainstorm' Messaging About Terrible Presidency, Assumes Brains Not In Evidence
Wonkette Mortal Enemy/New York Times Hack Eric Lichtblau To 'Raise Questions' For CNN
Horndog Alabama Governor Synced Extramarital Horndog Sexts To Wife's iPad. Christ.
How Stupid Is This Dumb Asshole?
Guess They Found Their Vote Fraud! Black Woman Tried To Help Black People Vote!
Who Is Trump's Weakest Link? Wonkagenda For Mon., April 10, 2017
Taste Of Home: Spicy Syrian Style Chicken Thighs
Deleted Comments: War Is Glorious! Good For The Economy!
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Just Not Sure About Trump's War On Syria
Cliven Bundy Asks Court To Please Throw His Militia Followers Under This Bus
Sarah Palin's Experimental Jesus Poetry Is A Blessing Unto Us All
Trump Couldn't POSSIBLY Have Weird Russian Ties After Syria Attack, Could He? Naaaaaah.
Happy Friday, Judge Bredar! And Jeff Sessions...FUCK YOU!
Bureau Of Land Management Web Page Swaps Out Dumb Nature Pics For Beautiful, Lovely COAL
Maryland Will Fund Planned Parenthood, Because GOP Governor Scared Shitless
Neil Gorsuch Confirmed To SCOTUS By Vote Of 'Fuck You' To 'Merrick Garland'
Twitter Won't Unmask Rogue 'Alt-Gov' Accounts To Help Trump, Is That Even Legal?
Trump Bombs Shit Out Of Syria, And Media CAN'T STOP HAPPY-JIZZING ABOUT IT
Is Trump About To Blow The Bowe Bergdahl Court-Martial? Man, That Guy Blows!
Welcome To Your Shiny New War, America!
Trump & Assad: LET'S HAVE A WAR! Wonkagenda For Fri., April 7, 2017
Trump Has Some Sort Of Stroke Or Something, Judging By The Words That Just Came Out His Mouth
Democrats Just Made Mitch McConnell Do A Very Bad Thing
Trump Invites Chinese President Over To Pussgrab 'N' Chill, Puts Him Up At Radisson Down The Street
Bill O'Reilly's New Book About 'American Values' Grabs NY Times Bestseller List Right By The Pussy
President Bannon Thinks Jared Kushner Is Total Cucking Jew! WHOA IF TRUE!
Alex Jones Having Conniption About Something Or Other, We Don't Know
Which Of These Terrible 'Ideas' On Immigration Is Most Disgusting? TRICK QUESTION DUMMY!
Devin Nunes To Stop Investigating Trump Russia Scandal He Wasn't Investigating
Steve Bannon Almost Quit In Piss-Rage Over Being Booted From National Security Council :(
TrumpCare Back? Back Again?! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 6, 2017
Donald Trump So Jealous Of President Bannon's Fame, Fortune, Sexxxy Dadbod, Normal-Sized Hands
Plucky Teen Journos Go Woodward & Bernstein On Principal's Bogus Credentials, She Quits, Hooray!
Puss-Burglar Defends Puss-Burglar Against Charges Of Aggravated Puss-Burgling
Trump OUTRAGED Obama Took His Advice And Didn't Bomb Hell Out Of Syria
Mr. Super Integrity Neil Gorsuch Just Upholding Trump Plagiarism Traditions
Eric Trump Knows Daddy Wouldn't Nepotism Him If He Wasn't Such A Good Boy
Steve Bannon Booted From National Security Council, We Can't Imagine Why
DCCC Sees No Need To Elect Red State Dems To Congress. We See No Need To Give Money To DCCC.
It's Okay Rich People, There Will Be No New Taxes On Your Private Jets!
Baltimore To Jeff Sessions: Fuuuuuuuuck Yooooooouuuuu!
Oregon Senator Jeff Merkley Gives Filibuster An Old-Fashioned Talkathon Funeral
Susan Rice 'Unmasking' Thing Still Bullshit *Even Though Republicans Hate Her A LOT*
Justin Trudeau Reading Books Like A Total Nerd Who Reads Books. NERD.
Oregon Sen. Merkley Stays Up ALL. NIGHT. LONG. Wonkagenda For Wed., April 5, 2017
Trump Letting Strangers Finger Your Internet Porn. Happy Now, Republican Closet Cases?
Kirsten Gillibrand Will HAVE YOUR FUCKING ASS. But Really Nicely. She Sounds Really Nice!
Women Are Murdering The World By Putting Men In Friendship Jail, Says Idiot
Alex Jones Is CUSSIN' MAD At Rep. Adam Schiff And His Cocksucking Eyes!
Revenge Of The Night Of The Living Return Of The Obamacare-Killing Chainsaw Maniacs From Hell
Trump Admin Actual Nazi Sebastian Gorka Doesn't Words Good
'Morning Joe' Can't Stop LOLing At Dumbass Blackwater Liar Erik Prince! Tee Hee Hee!
Dudes, *Nobody Cares About Merrick Garland*
Jeff Sessions Orders Justice Department To Be Nicer To Head-Bashing Police
Dumb Trump Idiot Carter Page Recruited By Russian Spy In 2013, Like Some Idiot
Lame Chicks Sue Roger Ailes, Fox News Some More, Again, For No Reason At All, We Are Sure!
LOOK! A Clever Ruse! Wonkagenda for Tuesday, April 4, 2017
Everybody Hates Donald Trump, Even Stupid White Men
Business Insider To Minimum Wage-Slaves: Have You Tried *Not* Being Poor?? An Info-Graphic!
Democrats Filibuster Gorsuch, Hooray! Also, Senate Doomed, So There's That.
Oh Cool, A Bullshit Non-Story About Susan Rice Doing 'Wire Tapps' To Donald Trump. BURN HER!!!
Everybody #Resisting Donald Trump Is Such A Lady!
Supreme Court Nom Neil Gorsuch: There's No 'Keep Leukemia Patients Alive' In 'Team'
Jared Kushner Is In Iraq, Should Solve Middle East By Brunch On Thursday
Donald Trump Drunk-Tweeting 'Fox & Friends' Again
Trump Sued Just For Inciting Actual Nazis To Beat Up Black People! 'Merica!
Who's Fox News's Biggest Dick That's Harassing All The Chicks? Bill O'Reilly. Damn Right.
Dear Republican Men: I Am So, SO Happy To Pay For Insurance That Covers Your Prostate Exams
Bill O'Reilly: A Gross, Gross Creep. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 3, 2017
Beer Battered Fish For Your Bigly Battered Brain
Deleted Comments: The Oh So Brief Return Of Turgid Love Muscle
Penn State Trustee Has Thoughts On Sandusky's 'So-Called Victims.' You Won't Like Them!
Your Weekly Top Ten Would Like Immunity From Having To Listen To Trump's Dumb Face Hole
Tuff Guy Trump And Tea Party Dorks Meet Behind Gym For MACHO Slap Fight!
Michael Flynn Is DTF, Like RN!!! Won't Anyone Please Swipe Right????
Ross Douthat Will Fuck You All Night Long, With His Throbbing Neckbeard
Hey, Should We Liveblog Sean Spicer's Press Conference Right Now? Okay If You Insist!
Senate Intel Committee Tells Michael Flynn He May Fuck Off
Trump Makes Up For Lifetime Of Pussygrabbing With Last Minute Women's History Month Video
Disgraced Fired Trump NSA Michael Flynn: Snitch, Rat, Fink Or Stoolie? It Is Too Hard To Decide!
Do Lawmakers Even Know How Babby Is Formed? A Vaginasplainer!
Mike Flynn BEGGING To Be FBI Snitch! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 31, 2017
Trump Goons Leaked To Devin Nunes? Pffffft. Oh You Mean THESE Trump Goons?
Behold, The Gleeful Face Of Mike Pence As He Screws Planned Parenthood
Ivanka Trump Bringing Vast Knowledge Of Fashion Merchandising To White House 'Job'
Mean Judge Sentences Pretty Blonde Lady to Prison for Bridgegate, UNFAIR!!!
Kansas Gov. Brownback Vetoes Medicaid Cuz Jesus HATED Healing The Poor
Did Mike Huckabee Just Call Lindsey Graham A Fag?
Let's Liveblog The Senate Intelligence Committee Putting Donald Trump IN RUSSIAN JAIL!
Trump's Fuck You Mexico Wall, Si O No?
GOP: How Can Companies Offer You Good Deals If They Don’t Know What Porn You Like?
Senate Grownups Poop On House Intel Committee. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 30, 2017
Let's Help Scientologists Make TV Shows For Their Great New Channel!
Poor Widdle Anti-Choice Filmmakers Got Charged With 15 Felonies Each
Stupid Fox News Judge Napolitano Telling Stupid Trump About 'Wire Tapps' Through The TV Again
The Internet Is Telling White Men To Kill Black Men And 'Sluts,' And White Men Are Listening
Spicey To Save Time Today By Skipping Presser And Punching Himself In Face
Maxine Waters Too Badass To Waste Time On Bill O'Reilly's Ignorant Ass Shit
Mike Pence Can't Promise Not To Fuck Every Woman He Sees
Rush Limbaugh Knows Ladies Get Their Periods, Unlike Robots, Who Aren't Gross Like That
Can Fired A.G. Sally Yates Check Trump's Privilege? A Trump-Russia Intel Committee Lawsplainer!
The Weakest, Saddest, Most Hilarious Donald Trump Is EMO DONALD TRUMP
Bill O'Reilly Thinks He Has Room To Talk About Maxine Waters's Hair
How Guilty Is Jared Kushner Of Trump Russia Stuff, On A Scale Of One To His Dad?
British Rag 'Daily Mail' Shocked To Discover Human Women Have Limbs
Johnny Rotten Says Trump Isn't Racist, Republicans Declare Themselves Punk Rock
Tennessee Senator Schmuck Full Of Supreme Court Chootspah! Gesundheit!
Did Somebody Spike Trump's Baby Formula With Trucker Speed Last Night?
Putin Just Sent Your New Boyfriend To Jail Again. HELLO, NEW BOYFRIEND.
Donald Trump's 'Approval Rating' Not The Smallest One America Has Ever Seen, But ... Uh ... LOL!
Trump's Crazy EPA Guy? He's FAR TOO SANE! Wonkagenda For Tues., March 28, 2017
Hmmm Should We Try To Win These Special Congressional Elections, Or Just Fuck It?
Devin Nunes Didn't Get 'Wire Tapp' Intel From White House! He Just Got It *At* White House! See?
Fake News Weirdo Mike Cernovich Went On 60 Minutes To Say He Believes His Pizzagate Lies
President's Son-In-Law Gonna Do Business All Over America's Face! What Could Go Right?
Obama Speechwriter Calls CNN A Dumb Dick To Its Face, And It Is BAD. ASS.
Hey Smart And Handsome President Trump, Have You Checked Out This Sexy Medicare For All?
Little Girls Tried To Wear Leggings On A Plane, Till United Got All Up In Their Businesses
Maureen Dowd Writes Good Thing
Trump Loves Paul Ryan! Loves Him Under This Bus! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 27, 2017
Deleted Comments: That Nazi Angela Merkel Just Doesn't Understand The Superior White Race
Let's Make Sammiches! Yes, The Boys, Too!
Alex Jones Takes Personal Responsibility For 'Pizzagate' Libels Like A Man LOLOLOL Just Kidding LOL
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Officially Over Dumbass Devin Nunes
Steve Bannon Tells Trump To Keep 'Shit List' Of GOP Enemies. Worked Awesome For Nixon!
Breaking: Republicans (Surprise Nation / Step On Own Dicks Again) In Obamacare Repeal Vote
Intel Committee Chair Devin Nunes: He Going To Jail Or Nah? A Lawsplainer!
Trump Voters Thought All The Bad Stuff Was Just Gonna Happen To Other People :(
Devin Nunes Would Like To Run His Dumbass Mouth Hole At You Some More, Please
Rep. Explains We Have To Pass Obamacare Repeal To See What's In It. Deja Vu All Over Again!
Donald Trump Having A Good Sulk Over How Terrible He Is At Repealing Obamacare
Poll: Over Half Of American Men Think They Don't Benefit From Birth Control, Are SO DUMB
Rick Perry All In A Tizzy About This One Gay College Boy!
GOP Senator Really Sorry He Made Fun Of Your Boob Cancer
Freedom Caucus Cockblocks TrumpCare! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 24, 2016
BREAKING! House GOP Won't Murder Obamacare Today, Will Wait Until Tomorrow Or Seven Years From Now
Is Donald Trump Reverse-Gaslighting HIMSELF?
Is Trump Grifting The Secret Service? Gonna Just Assume 'Yes'
Dems Stop Being Pussies For Five Minutes, Promise To Dickslap This Neil Gorsuch Douche
This Former CIA Chief Dude Is A Goddamn Psychic, Like OH HEY MISS CLEO!
Paul Ryan, Donald Trump Promise If You Like Your Cancer, You Can Keep It
Is THIS Why Devin Nunes Pooped All Over His Own Trump-Russia Treason Investigation?
'Affluenza Teen' Is Ready To Leave Icky Jail Now, Please And Thank You
Devin Nunes Can't Shut Up! Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 23, 2017
Puppies! Joe Biden! Puppies Named 'Biden' Meeting People Named Joe Biden! SQUEEEEEEE!
Idaho Rep. Calls Cops On Terrifying Old People Comin' By To Say Hi
Supreme Court Thinks Neil Gorsuch's Opinion On Disabled Kids Es Muy Asshole
Dumbass Trump Slut Devin Nunes Needs To SIT. THE. FUCK. DOWN.
Ex-Colorado GOP Chair Disproves Own Theory That Only Democrats Do Voter Fraud
Trump Goon Paul Manafort Made $10 MILLION A YEAR To 'Benefit Putin.' Totally Normal!
We're Not Sending Our Best People: Spring Break Jerkwads Chant 'Build The Wall!' In Mexico
Stupid Donald Trump Just Found Out Abraham Lincoln Was A Republican
Sec Of State Tillerson Ditches NATO To Go Smoke Behind Gym With China And Putin
GOP Senators Gush Over Gorsuch. Wonkagenda For Weds., March 22, 2017
Let's Watch Neil Gorsuch Speak Softly And Call Ted Cruz A Huge Dick
South Carolina Lawmakers Prepping Very Own Christian Survivalist Paradise. Bless Their Hearts.
Mike Huckabee's Dad Jokes Pretty Funny For Guy Whose Son Murdered A Dog One Time
Sean Spicer Definitely Not Saying Trump's Golf Games Are OK Just Because He's White
'Fox & Friends' Idiots Do Best Journalism On Comey Hearing, Win One Million Participation Trophies
Trump's Budget Guy Knows Only Way To Get Universal Health Care Is To Jail Everyone
Abortion Lover Tomi Lahren Half-Fired By Glenn Beck, For Loving Abortion Too Much
Supreme Court Confirmation Hearings Begin For Man Who Shouldn't Be There At All
The Five Best Times Devin Nunes Shit The Bed During Monday's Comey Hearings
TrumpCare 2.0: Shut Up And Eat It! Wonkagenda For Tues., March 21, 2017
Tim Allen, Richard Spencer, And Nazis In The News! (No, Not Steve Bannon. This Time.)
OMG SEAN SPICER STOP TRYING TO MAKE 'WIRE TAPPS' A THING. THEY WILL NEVER BE A THING.
Even President Trump's Schedule Is A Filthy Lie
POTUS Twitter Working Overtime To Spread #FakeNews About Today's Comey Hearing
James Comey Pisses On Trump's 'Wire Tapp' BS Like A Russian Pee Hooker
Sen. Joni Ernst's Constituents Are Angrier Than A Castrated Hog That Is Angry!
Donald Trump's Management Tips: It's All The Hunger Games And Shit
Donald Trump And Angela Merkel Met And All We Got Was This Unending Shame
Trump's Spies Demand Absolute Loyalty! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 20, 2017
Deleted Comments: The Canadian SCOTUS Will Surely Hear Of This Outrage!
How Will SCOTUS View Trump's Muslim Ban 2.0? We Are Not Hollywood Psychics!
Your Weekly Top Ten Wishes Angela Merkel Was Our REAL President
Clown-Faced Wonkette Typist WORLD FAMOUS Among Creepy MRA Douchebags
The 'WTF DUDE?' Look Angela Merkel Gave Donald Trump Today Will GIVE YOU LIFE
Paul Ryan Pledged 'Kappa Delta Let Poor People Die' In College
German And Irish Leaders Agree: GET THIS FUCKER TRUMP AWAY FROM US!
So Sean Hannity Maybe Pointed A Gun At Juan Williams. Like You Haven't!
Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen Maybe Had A Couple Tiny Mob Connections, Aren't You Surprised
Sean Hannity Just KNOWS Obama Did Gay Hooker Cocaine Weed With Hawaii Travel Ban Judge
Rex Tillerson Needed A Nap, So We Guess It's War With North Korea!
Sean Spicer Super Sorry For Lying About British Spies, Guesses He Won't Do It Again
Trump Budget Dude Fails To See How 'Starving' Is A Bad Thing
Michael Flynn Took Money From Russians Too, Like He's A Weird 'Foreign Agent' Or Something!
Trump Will Be A Great Wartime President! The Best! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 17, 2017
Satanic Temple Now Attacking Another Sacred American Institution: Spanking!
Bless Those Dumb Trump Supporters' Hearts. Honest To God, BLESS 'EM!
Stupidest Man On Internet: Obama Made Hawaii Judge Kill The Muslim Ban. Impeach?
Republicans Gettin' MIGHTY SASSY About Trump's Stupid 'Wire Tapp' Lies
Gay People: Do They Exist? A Conundrum Wrapped In A Riddle Rammed Down Your Throat!
Dutch Voters Kick Racist Geert Wilders Right In The Netherlands
Dumb Idiot Paul Ryan Can't Even Pass His Own Stupid Obamacare Repeal
Trump's Dumbass Budget Proposal Totally Great, If You Want To Start World War III
John McCain And Rand Paul Are Fighting Like MEOW HISS GRRRR ARGH!
Federal Judges Wrestle Trump's New Travel Ban To The Ground And Deport It
TrumpCare Stumbles Into The ER. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 16, 2017
Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is 84 Today, Remains Badass: Your Open Thread!
Roger Stone Car Accidented To Death By CIA, But He's OK Now
Dick Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen Being Dick Again, This Time To Joe Scarborough
Carl Paladino Celebrates 'Stop Blaming White People Month' All By Himself
Trump, West Virginia Team Up To Free Coal Miners From Being Alive
Everybody In Washington Wants A Date With FBI Director James Comey, AND HE ACCEPTS!
OK Everyone, It's Time To Chill Out About Rachel Maddow RIGHT NOW JESUS CHRIST
Comey, Come Out To Play-ay! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 15, 2017
RACHEL MADDOW BROKE TWITTER ABOUT TRUMP'S TAXES, LET'S WATCH RACHEL MADDOW TOGETHER
Alex Jones Will Fuck Alec Baldwin The Fuck Up, Because He Hurt HIS FEELINGS!!!
Conservatives React To TrumpCare, Call For ... Wait, Single Payer?
Justice Department Needs More Time To Find 'Evidence' That Obama Did 'Wire Tapps' To Trump
Fake News Troll Wants To Write For Wonkette! WE SAID YES!!!!
Canadian SCOTUS Agrees: Donald Trump Is A Big Lying Crook
'Fox & Friends' Morons So Mad At These 'Anti-Trump' T-Shirt Slogans, Like GRRRRRR!
Obamacare Repeal Tastes Awful And SUCH SMALL PORTIONS!
President Hillary Clinton Releases Marvelous Plan To Improve Obamacare, Aren't You Glad She Won?
Paul Ryan Said The Meanest Things About Donald Trump, And Breitbart Is PISSED
Paul Ryan Said A Bad About President Trump. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 14, 2017
George Takei Had Lunch With Trump And All He Got Was This Stupid ... No, That's It.
Just One More Thing: Why Did Michael Flynn Pay This Ex-FBI Guy $28K?
Sean Spicer On Obama 'Wire Tapps': Never Mind, Trump Was Just Lying
Superlawyer Larry Klayman Wants To 'Legally, Peacefully' Imprison All Liberals
Steve Bannon's Ex-Wife, Her Coke Dealer Boyfriend, And A Hot Tub Full Of Acid: The Usual.
Trump Recession Will Be Excellent News For Donald Trump!
Kellyanne Conway Not Certain Microwave Is Listening To Her, BUT MAYBE IT IS
Rep. Steve King Being A Nazi Out Loud Again
LOL Kellyanne Conway's Talking To Toasters! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 13, 2017
Heavy Metal: Tuna's Got Less Of It Now! Let's Make Some Tuna Steaks!
Deleted Comments: I Do Not Understand The Sarcasim Of This Article
Hero U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara Has Better Things To Do Than Resign Just Now. UPDATE: NEVER MIND.
Donald Trump's Weird New Jersey Cemetery. That's It. Just Donald Trump's Weird New Jersey Cemetery.
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Officially Done With This 'Wire Tapp' Shit
White House Just Can't Figure Out How To Lie About Foreign Agent Michael Flynn!
Civil Rights Nice Time! Oakland Bogarts All Pot Permits For Black People Arrested In War On Drugs!
Paul Ryan Won't Compete In Your Shallow Health Care Coverage Beauty Contest!
Remember The Weird Server In Trump Tower That Only Talks To Russia? The FBI's Still ON IT.
House TrumpCare Committees Stayed Up SO LATE To Do People's Work, Of Murder.
Gay-Hatin' Tenn. Doctor/Lawmaker Only Fucked Married Patient/Cousin *Sometimes*
Republican Congressman Don't Wanna Pay For No Ladies Having Babies
Hey, Did All You Woman Protesters Pick Up Your George Soros Checks Yet?
Donald Trump SHOCKED His Bestie Michael Flynn Was LITERAL Foreign Agent THIS WHOLE TIME
GOP Has A Hard Time Not Killing People. Wonkagenda for Fri., March 10, 2017
Hey Jesus Lovers, Time To Make Tons Of Money So The J-E-W-S Will Get J-E-A-L-O-U-S!
Mental Health Care For Pathological Lying Not Covered Under TrumpCare, Tom Cotton :(
Dumbass Paul Ryan Ain't Even Know How 'Health Insurance' Works, Is Dumbass
What Was Julian Farage Doing In Ecuadorian Embassy If He Wasn't Meeting Nigel Assange?
Trump White House Says Trump Not Being Investigated, So That's Obviously True
EPA Chief Scott Pruitt, A IDIOT, Has Some Thoughts On Climate Change. They Are Idiot Thoughts
It's Meatball Day! HAHAHA No, Not Trump's Sad Brain. Meatballs For Eatin'!
Rachel Maddow Would Like To Scare The Shit Out Of You Now
AARP Tells GOP To Get That Filthy TrumpCare Off Its Lawn
Sen. Tim Kaine's Son Arrested For Protesting Trump TOO SEXXXILY
No Russia, No Russia, YOU'RE The Russia! Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 9, 2017
Nice Time! Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama Doing International Women's Day Stuff! Your Open Thread!
Did A Weird Russian Spy Lady Send These Gun-Humping Trump Creeps To Moscow? WHOA IF TRUE!
Not So Happy With TrumpDontCare? How About John Conyers's 'Medicare For All' Instead?
EPA's Science Office Now Unpolluted By 'Science'. Thanks Trump!
Everybody Hates Gross Trump Idiot Boris Epshteyn, Even Fox News!
Montana House Seat Pits Bluegrass Cowboy Against Wisconsin Billionaire. Tough Choice I'm Sure!
China Finally Gives World The Trump-Branded Massage Parlors And Escort Services We Were Waiting For
Wonkette Official Medical Opinion: We Are So Fucked
With Big Beautiful Border Wall, We Won't Need FEMA, Coast Guard, Airport Security, Right?
Badass Maxine Waters Will #NeverForget Trump Is A Puss-Grabbing SCUMBAG
Christopher Steele Returns! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 8, 2017
ANDREA MITCHELL WOULD LIKE SOME ANSWERS TO HER QUESTIONS, PLEASE, THANKS AND FUCK YOU
Who Hates TrumpCare More Than Democrats? Other Republicans, Of Course.
'Fox & Friends' Idiots Find The REAL Trump Wiretapper, And It Is Hillary Clinton!
What Brave New Facts Are Falling From Ben Carson's Broken Brain Into His Mouthhole?
Mike Pence Defends Trump's 'Obama Wire Tapp' Lie By HEY LOOK! SQUIRREL!
Jason Chaffetz: GOP Healthcare Totally Affordable So Long As You Stop Owning Things
TrumpCare Is Here! Behold Its Glory As You Bask In The Warmth Of Your Hobo Trash Can Fire!
Trump Tied To Creepy Crimers In Whole New Country, And It Is Azerbaijan!
GOP Rep.: Jesus Doesn't Want You To Have Healthcare Because You're So Lazy
Hey, Little Lady! White Guy Legislators Have Some Thoughts About Your Vagina!
Oh Man You're Gonna HATE RyanCare. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 7, 2017
Hey Trump, When You've Lost Benghazi Congressidiot Trey Gowdy, It's Time To STFU
Trump: No Muslim Ban, No Muslim Ban, YOU'RE A Muslim Ban!
Craven Dicksnot Rep. Jason Chaffetz CAN'T WAIT To Investigate Obama's 'Wire Tapp' On Trump!
Pssst, Wanna Read Something REALLY Racist?
Joe And Mika Officially Dumping Donald Trump Like The Filth He Is
Donald Trump Is Angry. You Wouldn't Like Him When He's Angry. (Just Kidding, You'll LOVE IT.)
FBI Director James Comey Tells Donald Trump To Shut His Lying Orange Yap-Hole
Obama NEVER Tapped That Ass! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 6, 2017
Deleted Comments: Night Of The Vegan Nazi Holocaust Denier!
Is Obama’s ‘Wire Tapp’ The End Of Donald Trump? Maybe! A Holy-Shit-Y’all Investigation Into WTF!
Silly Rachel Maddow Doesn't Even Know She Is Supposed To Sex Men, Says Wingnut Jerkoff
Your Weekly Top Ten Can't Stop Laughing At Sad Numbnuts James O'Keefe
Florida Man Kidnaps Monkey, Tells Stupid Lies, Gets Arrested Like A Florida Man. Your Open Thread!
Donald Trump's Sick Burns Are The Sickest Burns, Just Tremendous, You'll Get Sick Of Burning
Alabama Drive-In Rescues Children From Gay Threat Of 'Beauty And The Beast'
Mike Pence Did Benghazi With His Emails, LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!
What Bad Dudes Are We Deporting Today? Dads And DREAMers, Of Course
'Red Pill Libertarian' VA House Candidate Hopes To Legalize Child Porn, Marital Rape, Is Lunatic
What Weird, Pointless Lie Is Trump's White House Telling About Melania Today?
Silly Rachel Maddow Thinks Leaked DHS Report Destroys Case For Trump Travel Ban
Mean Women Just Won't Stop Buying Abortions In Tennessee Pastor's Name!
Republicans Blow $1 Million On Attack Ad Yelling 'Nerrrd!!' At Dem House Candidate
Raise Your Hand If You Met With The Russian Ambassador! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 3, 2017
Jeff Sessions Doing Press Conference To Announce He Did Not Have Sex With That Russian Pee Hooker
It's Cool, Border Police Probably Quiz ALL Tech Developers, Not Just African Ones
Only Seekers Pure Of Heart May Gaze Upon House GOP's Sacred Obamacare Replacement!
TEN U.S. Officials Say Trump A Big Fat Lying Liar Who Lies About Clusterfuque Yemen Raid
Jews And Muslims Having To Crowdfund For Each Other A Little Too Often Lately
Ratings For Trump Address To Congress Way Smaller Than Obama's. We're Sure He'll Take It In Stride
Oh, Jeff Sessions Met With Russian Ambassador During Campaign, Then Lied? Is That A Big Deal?
'Obama People' Hid Trump Russia Intel Under Couch Cushions, Behind Fridge, Just EVERYWHERE
'Obama People' Just Shanked Jeff Sessions! Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 2, 2017
Remembering Five Years Of Dead Breitbart JUST KIDDING! Remembering Five Years Of ME!
America Almost Out Of New Ways To Increase Gun Deaths? Trump And Republicans To The Rescue!
Who Wants To Watch Frank Luntz's Trump-Hatin' Focus Group LOSE ITS SHIT? (ME! ME! I DO!)
Trump Bewildered By Strange Dystopian Future Where They Let Ladies Be Governors
Let's Just Cut Out The Grifty Middle-Woman And Make Sarah Palin Head Of The Air Force!
Jeff Sessions: What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate!
Trump Finds An Anonymous Source He Likes -- Himself!
Brave Tucson Cops Shove Tiny 86-Year-Old Lady Onto Pavement, Keep Community Safe For Now
Kay And Jared Jewelry Only Promote Women If They Sleep With Their Bosses. IS THAT BAD?
Donald Trump Called Nancy Pelosi 'Incompetent' BUT IS SHE??? Let's INVESTIGATE!
House GOP Would Rather Not See Trump's Taxes. Quiet Rooms, People! QUIET ROOMS!
Donald Trump JUST SAYING Maybe Those Jews Are Bomb Threating Themselves!
Trump Demands Congressional Applause. Wonkagenda For Wed., March 1, 2017
Trump: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah 'Speech To Congress Or Whatever' Blahblahblah. A Wonkette Liveblog!
Betsy DeVos Lauds Segregation For Helping Blacks Set Up Excellent Colleges All For Themselves
Trump Knows Who To Blame For Navy SEAL's Death In Yemen (Guess Who! Barack Obama!)
Indiana Republicans To ... Wait, INDIANA ZOMBIE FETUSES???
A Titillating Story About Alex Jones's Nipples Soaking In Authentic Texas BBQ
Dumb Idiot White House Correspondents' Association Sucks Up To Trump. We Mean MORE.
Trump: Obama Is Making Everyone Hate Me! Fact-Check: TRUE.
Joe And Mika HATE This One Chick 'Steve Bannon', Like OMG Becky
Donald Trump To Address Congress Tonight, Because That's What 'Presidents' Do
Obama Secretly Taking Leaks Everywhere! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 28, 2017
Donald Trump Gives Self Credit For Most Exciting Oscars Screw-Up Ever, Because Of Course He Does
Donald Trump: Health Care, Like Facebook Relationship Statuses, 'Complicated'
How Donald Trump Will Increase Defense Spending: So Much Magic, We'll Get Sick Of Magic!
George W. Bush Is Being Very Unkind To Donald Trump!
Trump Just Deporting The Fuck Out Of Everyone Now
Let's All Watch The NRA's Big Tough Wayne LaPierre Whine A Whole Bunch At CPAC!
Dickbag Rep. Darrell Issa Wants Special Prosecutor For Trump's Russia Scandal. Wait, What?
Sean Spicer So Mad At Leakers For Leaking Whatever Sean Spicer Is Saying Right Now
Marco Rubio Is Today's Senator Who Has No Dick
Who'll Leak The Leakers! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb 27, 2016
Deleted Comments: Wonkette Is As Terribel As I Say You Are
DNC Picks Perez As Chair, Ellison Being Totally Cool About It, AS WILL ALL OF YOU
Trump White House Asks Intelligence Agencies To Prove We Need Travel Ban. It Does Not Go Well
Loser 'Pick Up Artists' Pine For Days When Illiterate Women Paid For Jewels With Blowjobs
Shepherd's Pie. Seasonal Food For Un-Seasonable Weather
Your Weekly Top Ten Is All Het Up About Melania's Prayer To The Lord!
Were Itty-Bitty 'Trump' Russian Flags At CPAC Honest Stupidity Or Epic Trolling? Your Open Thread!
Big Business Sends Wish List To Santa Trump, Doesn't Even Ask For Pony
Today's White House Press Briefing Only For Journalists Who Lick Trump's Ass, Apparently
Take A Seat, Kellyanne Conway -- Let's Talk About Feminism!
Donald Trump Tells CPAC Unnamed Sources Are FAKE NEWS, Except For When He Uses Them
Mean Lawyers Ready To Put Kellyanne Conway In Ethics JAIL
President Bannon Promises To 'Deconstruct' America At CPAC. U-S-A! U-S-A!
Trump Begged FBI For Reach-Around On Russia Investigation, Because Of Course He Did
President Bannon Commits To Apocalypse. Wonkagenda, Fri., Feb. 24, 2017
Gabby Giffords Tells Crybaby GOP Congressdicks To Grow A Pair
CPAC Idiot Wishes Liberal 'Alt-Right' Hipsters Would Get A Brain, Morans
GOTCHA! Fake News Master James O'Keefe Catches CNN Editor Promising To DO JOURNALISM!
How Bad Did Trump Just Screw Transgender Kids? Well What Had Happened Was!
Donald Trump Fixin' To Deport ALL Y'ALL, But *Very Compassionately*
Louie Gohmert Officially Biggest Pussy In Congress
Oh, Hey, A Lot Of Private Charter Schools Are Just Dumping Grounds For Poor Students. Imagine That!
Maybe Bestest GOP Senator Ever Susan Collins Can Get Trump's Taxes For Us!
Supreme Court To Texas: For The Last Time, There Is No 'Evil Black Guy' Standard!
Idiot Trump Appointees Can't Even Pass Background Checks, Doy Doy Doy, You're Fired!
Help Us Susan Collins, You're Our Only Hope! Wonkagenda, For Thurs., Feb 23, 2017
Mike Pence And Paul Ryan Can GETTTTTTTTT FUUUUUUUUCKED
Kellyanne Conway Invited On All TV Shows That Ever Existed, Says Kellyanne Conway
Which Members of Congress Are We Yelling At Today? ALL OF THEM, KATIE
Fox News Lady Teaches Trump Idiot Stephen Miller About Weird 'Checks And Balances' Thing
American Muslims Raise Money For Vandalized Jewish Cemetery. Just What Are They Up To???
Poor Texas Still Not Allowed To Defund Planned Parenthood Over Non-Existent Fetus Sales
Betsy DeVos Wanted To NOT Screw Transgender Kids? The Fuck You Say?
Uber Man CRIES Because Company Is So Terrible, Sexist, Everyone Hates It So Much
Ukraine Is PISSED Y'ALL About Trump Pals' Freelance Diplomacy They Deny Having Done
Dreamy Justin Trudeau Will Take All The Illegal American Refugees, From America
Oh No Ivanka Trump Didn't Pay Her Taxes! She Must Have FORGOT!
Iowa Lawmaker Will End Universities' Liberal Bias With This One Weird Unconstitutional Trick
Sean Spicer Picking Fights With Anne Frank Center, Because That's What Winning Looks Like
Mitch McConnell IS NOT A Cry Baby! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 22, 2017
Sen. Joni Ernst Runs From Constituents Fast As Her Bread Bag Shoes Will Carry Her. Your Open Thread!
Wingnut Bryan Fischer: You Gay Nazis Stop Doing Kristallnacht To These Florists RIGHT NOW!
Steve King Has Terrific Plan To Give All Public Schools' Money To The Duggar Family!
Milo Quits Breitbart To Spend More Time Giggling About Pedo Sex
Cops To Gamergate Victims: Call Back If You Get Shot
Dammit, We Hoped Rex Tillerson Was One Of The Grown-Ups
Donald Trump's New National Security Adviser Sane, Smart, Competent. How The Hell Did THAT Happen?
After Threats To Jewish Community Centers, Trump Bravely Says Hatred Probably Not Good
Poor Milo Had A Book Deal. Now Poor Milo Ain't Got No Book Deal :(
Speaking Truth to Hair. Wonkagenda, Tues. Feb. 21, 2017
Genius Texas Hunters Shoot Each Other, Blame Invisible Mexicans, As One Does. Your Open Thread!
Thanks, Liberals, For Being INSANE AND MEAN About Melania Doing The Lord's Prayer
Trump Shitcans Aides For Blasphemies Against The Dear Leader
Guess CPAC Didn't Find Milo's Kid-Fucking Jokes That Funny After All
Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen Has No Idea If He Did The Thing He Says He Did, Russia Who What Now?
Arizona's BYO Drugs Death Penalty Tailgate Party!!!
Reince Priebus Just Can't Stop Whining About The Fake News Lying Enemy Press!
Whatever Happened In Sweden, Donald Trump Pretty Sure They Had It Coming
Is China Bribing Trump? Well, We're Not Saying It's Not!
Trump Fishing For Terrorists...In Sweden? Wonkagenda, Mon. Feb 20, 2017
Braised Beef Shanks. Forward To The Past!
Deleted Comments: Kellyanne Conway Is Hot
WHO'S Trump's 'Enemy Of The People'? HOORAY, IT IS US!
Uncle Sam Loves Donald Trump So Much He's Paying Him For His Vacations
Your Weekly Top Ten Has Made It Almost A Month With 'President' Trump. Only 47 More To Go!
Jake Tapper: Fuck YOU, Fuck YOU, Fuck YOU, You're Cool, Fuck YOU, I'm Out
Utah GOPer: Women Should Be Paid Less So Their Male Co-Workers' Wives Can Stay Home
Mike Pence Said A Nice Thing About Black People
Smegma-Faced Jason Chaffetz Literally Addicted To Hillary Clinton's Emails, Please Send Help
Justin Trudeau Offers To Let Idiot Trump Cheat Off His Report On The Holocaust
Trump Cosmo Quiz! Is Trump The Dreamiest Prez Ever, Or Is The Media A Bunch Of Lying Pigs?
Trump Might Send 100,000 National Guard Troops To Round Up Illegal Mexicans. Totally Normal.
When Texas Senator Tells Little Lady To Shut Her Mouth, She'll Shut Her Fucking Mouth, Ya Hear?
Cops: It's True, These Republican Congressmen Are GIANT PUSSIES
Trump's NSA Pick Tells Him To Go Get Peed On
Which GOP Senator Said Trump Should Do Therapy Instead Of Press Conferences? Let's Speculate Wildly!
Shit Sandwiches A Dish Best Served Cold. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 17, 2017
Trump Makes HISTORY! With Lowest New President Approval Rating OF ALL TIME!
Kinder, Gentler, Definitely Sane Trump Holds Press Conference To Tell Press To Fuck Right Off
Why Are We Telling James Comey To Set His Dick On Fire Today?
Overworked Donald Trump Plans Nice, Relaxing Campaign Rally In Florida This Weekend
FBI Archives Releasing Files On Trumps Not Renting To Blacks. Some Timing, Huh?
Trump Russia Scandal Idiot Carter Page SO Tired Of Being Hate Crimed By Hillary Clinton
Refugees Risk Lives To Reach Canada From USA. How The Hell Did We Become A Place People Flee?
Trump Spying On U.S. Spies. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 16, 2017
Jesus Idiot Knows Hillary Murdered Mike Flynn, Because He Knew About The Pizza Sex
White Guy Who Planned Mosque Attack Not Charged With Terrorism. Wonder Why!
Trump Explains Rise In Anti-Semitism To Scared Jews: I'm Very Popular!
Intelligence Community Will See Donald Trump IN HELL
Trump Labor Pick Andy Pudzer Outsources Nomination To Robot
A Belated 'Alt-Right' Valentine From Your Boyfriend Mike Cernovich And His Magic Sperm
House Teabaggers Want To Murder All Of Obamacare RIGHT NOW, Or Die Tryin'!
Kellyanne Conway Needs Our Thoughts And Prayers Right Now, Y'all
Trump Campaign Was Talking To Russian Intelligence Before The Election. Um, *SURPRISE*!!1!
Trump & Russia? NOBODY COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING!! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 15, 2017
Roses Are Red, Dana Is Zuul, Let's All Thank These Dudes For Staying Out Of The Gene Pool
House GOP Won't Investigate Russia's Own Michael Flynn, It's Not Like He's Hillary Clinton!
Senate Voting On Letting Severely Mentally Ill Folks Buy Guns, For That Well-Regulated Militia
How Are 'Pro-Life' Republicans Screwing Disabled Kids Now? A VERY MAD STORY
Hillary Clinton's Official Response To Mike Flynn's Resignation Is 'LOLOLOLOLOL!'
Gwyneth Paltrow Found A Guy Who Talks To Ghosts About Your Thyroid Problems
Stages Of Grief: Russia Having Rough Time Coping With Michael Flynn's Resignation
Joe And Mika Just Turned On Lying Kellyanne Conway Like A Couple Of Heathers
Clip And Save! It's Your Splendid Lawsplainer Of The Muslim Ban And The Courts!
Hillary Clinton Definitely Shouldn't Run Again, And Other Advice No One Needs To Worry About
DEAR MEDIA: Mike Flynn's Resignation Does NOT Mean Trump's Russia Scandal Is Over
Mike Flynn Dumped By Trump! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 14, 2017
What Stew Is It You Wanna Taste? Your Open Thread!
Donald Trump And Justin Trudeau Hold A Presser: An 'Alternative' Transcript
Joe And Mika Finally Catch Whiff Of Autocracy From Trump White House, And It. Is. ADORABLE.
Is Discussing National Security In The Mar-A-Lago Dining Room A Great Idea? A Wonkvestigation
Dreamboat Justin Trudeau Defeats Trump's Bizarre Bully Handshake Thing With His Normal-Sized Hands
GOP Sen. Bob Corker Wants To Massage Donald Trump's Nuggets, Which Sounds REALLY GROSS, SENATOR
More Town Hall Fun Times! Florida GOP Guy Quite Miffed You Children Mocking His Death Panels
Trump To Africa: Give Us Your Blood Diamonds!
Which Of These States Can Hate Ladies THE MOST This Week?
'Kinder,' 'Gentler,' 'Totally Not Racist' Missouri KKK Leader Murdered Real Dead
Intelligence Community Keeping Hottest Gossip From Trump, Because He Can't Be Trusted
Intolerance Will Not Be Tolerated! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 13, 2017
Deleted Comments: Demons Are Real. Elizabeth Warren Is Fake.
Jason Chaffetz Convinced He's Got A Face You'd Have To Be *Paid* To Not To Love
Milk Chugging Is The Hot New Trend Sweeping The Aryan Nation
Get Ready For A Long, Hard, Throbbing Four Years: Your Weekly Top Ten!
This Is Just A Really Good Breitbart Interview With Sean Spicer
Poll: Trump Supporters Simply Can't Wait To Celebrate White History Month!
South Dakota Helpfully Informs Ladies: You Can Always Quit Your Job If You're Preggers!
CNN's Rick Santorum (Sigh, We Know): Why Did Obama Force Trump To Ignore Mosque Massacre?
Your Official Guide On Hounding Trump Regime Losers EVERYWHERE THEY GO
Your Early Valentine: A Health Secretary Who Hates Your Birth Control! :D
National Security Advisor Had Sweaty Phone Sex With Russian Ambassador Maybe. Why Do You Ask?
Jason Chaffetz's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Town Hall!
Missouri Republicans Here To Help! (Giant Companies That Screwed You Over)
Judge Throws Several Books At Teens Who Vandalized Historic Black Schoolhouse
'SEE YOU IN COURT!' Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 10, 2017
So-Called Ninth Circuit Court Of Appeals Unanimously Invites Trump To Eat This Dick
Tucker Carlson Proves President Bannon Hasn't Beheaded Anybody (That We Know Of)
Elders Huckabee And Graham Look With Pleasure Upon The Silencing Of Goody Warren
'Fox & Friends' Morons Settle Question Of How Dumb Chicks Should Behave
'The Jim Bakker Show' Continues Investigation Into Demon-Possessed Women's Libbers
Sportsball Man Steph Curry Makes Excellent Dad Joke About Donald Trump
Sean Spicer: Criticizing Trump's Yemen Clusterfuck Means You Piss On Dead Troops
Fashion Icon Kellyanne Conway Can't Stop Pimping Ivanka Trump's Ugly Ass Clothes
Maybe Ivanka Trump Is Actually Just Bad At Fashion?
Porn Sites Help Utah Kids With Hard Core Sex (Education)
Senate Confirms Jeff Sessions As Attorney General. Party Like It's 1959!
Trump's Supreme Court Pick Says Trump Being A Real Dick To That One Judge
Jeff Sessions Will White Wash America. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 9, 2017
Wonkette To Ad Networks: Fuck Off And Die
Talk To Mama! Your Open Thread!
Sean Spicer Knows Coretta Scott King And Jeff Sessions Would Be Total BFFs
Jake Tapper Ain't Havin' NONE Of Kellyanne Conway's Nonsense
Superlawyer Larry Klayman Suing Obama, Hillary, Black Panthers For 'Race War.' As One Does.
Here Is Your New 'Elizabeth Warren: She Was Warned' Shirt, To Cover Your Persistent Bosoms!
Silly Donald Trump Forgot To Invite Veterans To Big Veterans' Meeting, DOY DOY DOY
Which U.S. Allies, Department Stores, Clouds, Is Donald Trump Yelling At Today?
Elizabeth Warren In BIG TROUBLE MISTER For ... Reading Words Of Coretta Scott King On Senate Floor
Is Jill Stein Stupider Than Betsy DeVos?
'She Was Warned.' Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 8, 2017
Screw It, Let's Watch Barack Obama Kite-Surfing Wet And Half-Nekkid
Putin Signs Law Allowing Russians To Beat Their Wives Once A Year, Because Traditional Values
Hey America, Your Republican 'Representatives' Are Literally Scared Of You. GOOD JOB!!
Trump Idiots Tell World About San Bernardino, Orlando 'Attaks' For VERY FIRST TIME EVER
Daily Mail Called Melania A Hooker, And Now She Can't Sell Us First Lady Fragrances! Lawsuit!
Democrats Throw Pajama Party To Bitch About How Much They Hate This Chick 'Betsy DeVos'
Kellyanne Conway Will Never Stop #NeverForgetting The Bowling Green Massacre
Trump SO ANGRY At Sean Spicer For Letting Vagina-American Melissa McCarthy Play Him On SNL
Spicer: Trump Just Walks Around Naked And Puts His Naked Butt On EVERYTHING
Sean Spicer Whines About His Whining! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 7, 2017
Donald Trump Doesn't Like It When You Call His Boyfriend Putin A 'Killer'
Sean Spicer Simply Aghast At How Much George Soros Is Paying Us All To Protest Trump
Which Congresscritters Are We Chasing Out Of Town Halls With Pitchforks Today?
Arizona Republicans Will Persecute *Charities* For Helping Refugees, Being Too Christian
Fragile Xenophobic Snowflakes Triggered By Super Bowl Ads That Forgot To Hate Mexicans
If You Missed Lady Gaga's Political Message, You're Probably A Dumb Trump Supporter
Trump's FCC Guy Just Killed Poors' Obamanet. Don't We Feel Safer Already?
Trump Doesn't Like Being Leaked On
Trump Quite Miffed They Didn't Tell Him What Was In All Those Thingummies He Signed
Trump: But Is Killing Journalists Really *Wrong*? Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 6, 2017
Deleted Comments: Enjoy A Trump Fan's Wet Dream About Ending Voter Fraud With Summary Executions
IT'S A WIN! Homeland Security Finally Backs The F*ck Down On Trump's Sh*tty, Illegal Muslim Ban
Grown-Up Chicken SO GOOD SO TASTY SO YOU MAKE IT RIGHT NOW.
The Resisters, The Resisted, and The Dumb Border Wall: Your Corporate Roundup
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Exhausted By Trump, And It's Only Been Two Damn Weeks
Federal Judge Orders Long Layover In Seattle For Trump's Travel Ban
Trump To Be Advised On 'Women In The Workplace' By Two Dudes. Your Open Thread!
Here's Three OTHER Times Kellyanne Conway Was Stupid The Past 24 Hours
Texas Decides It Needs Court's Foot Up Its Ass On Abortion Again, Please And Thank You!
ND Reps Vote Down Blue Laws Repeal So Their Wives Will Make Them Breakfast In Bed
Stupidest Man On Internet Wants Steve Bannon To Sue Nancy Pelosi, For Butthurt
Gross Milo Douchebag Can't Wait To Ask White House Why Black Dick Is So Great
Donald Trump Will Raise Money For Refugees Hurt By Donald Trump
Nice Time: Watch Hundreds Of Utahns Greet The Last Arriving Refugees (For Now)
Mmmm, This Coal Water Tastes Like Freedom!
Kellyanne Conway Remembers That Time She Died In The Bowling Green Massacre
Obamacare Only *Mostly* Dead! Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 3, 2017
Everybody Hates Donald Trump And His Stupid Orange Face
After Texas Mosque Burns Down, Local Jews Offer Synagogue, Because Decent People Do That
Trump Pastor Lied About 'Top Gang Thugs' Supporting Trump, Please Fetch Our Smelling Salts
Donald Trump Grabs National Prayer Breakfast By The Pussy
Trump To Nazis, Other Violent Loons: Have Fun Storming The Federal Buildings!
Then They Came For The Trade Unionists And It Was Time To Step The F*ck Up (Again!)
Everything Went Wrong In Trump's Clusterf*ck Yemen Raid. Let's Blame Hillary Clinton!
President Bannon Wouldn't Like What Happened In Memphis Last Night
Rules? Orrin Hatch Doesn't Need No Stinking Rules
War With Mexico? Ai Yi Yi! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 2, 2017
Obama Really IS Creating Army Of Beyoncés, Alex Jones WAS RIGHT!
Let's Just Watch This Video Of Jim Bakker Calling Women's Marchers 'Demons' Forever
Reuters To Cover Trump Like Any Other Tinpot Dictator
Sean Spicer Also Too Thinks Frederick Douglass Doing Tremendous Job
Ellen DeGeneres Sticks 'Finding Dory' Up Trump's Immigrant-Hating Ass
Big Bad Harley Davidson Bikers SO SCARED Of Protesters, Won't Let Trump Look At Their Hogs
Trump Kicks Off 'Black Appreciation Of Donald Trump Month' With Omarosa And Friends
Jerry Falwell Jr. To Help Trump Fix Higher Education Real Good
Neil Gorsuch Thinks Your Boss Should Deny You Your Slut Pills. Yay 'Religious Liberty'!
A Law Professor's Measured Take On Neil Gorsuch And Why Originalism Is Full Of Sh*t
Judge Orders Trump To Bring Deported Iranian Man Back To U.S., Be His Butler
How Many Justices On The Supreme Court? Eight. For The Next Four Years.
Morning Maddow: Remembering Neil Gorsuch's Crazy Mom, Reagan's EPA Administrator
Why Are We Boycotting Starbucks Today?
AND THE WINNER IS... Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 1, 2017
Your Wonkette Livebloog Of Trump's SCOTUS Pi ... Just Kidding, Let's All Watch 30 Rock Instead!
President Bannon Cramming Sh*t Through While Ivanka And Jared Are Off Being Jewish
All Right, 'Fox & Friends' Idiots, Time For A F*cking Bible Lesson
Trump's First Military Raid A Total Cluster(bomb) *Even Though* He Said 'Radical Islamic Terrorism'!
Virginia Rep. Dave Brat: Why Won't All These Women Stop Bitching At Him?
Hi There, Susan Collins! Let's Turn Your Sane Thoughts Into Concrete Action!
Sean Spicer: Thank Trump For Protecting Us From Terrorist 5-Year-Olds. THANK HIM OR ELSE.
Smile, Steve Bannon's Watching!
Barack Obama Clears His Throat
Sally Yates Is Your New Superhero! Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 31, 2017
Nixon We Mean Trump Just Fired Acting Attorney General Sally Yates For Telling Him No
Julia Louis-Dreyfus DESERVES This SAG Award, SORRY HATERS AND LOSERS
Chair Of House 'Science' Committee: Donald Trump Best Source Of Facts On Climate, Hair Care
Senate Democrats Announce Plan To Discover Own Balls, Gag Mitch McConnell With Them
NBC Throws Out Beloved Black TV Hosts For Megyn Kelly, Is That Weird?
Is Donald Trump Actually Terrified Of 'Stairs'? No, Really, 'Stairs'? A Wonk-vestigation!
Trump Won't Take No Guff From Prince Charles, Whose Dead Ex-Wife He Totally Could Have 'Nailed'
Donald Trump Has Chosen His SCOTUS Nominee, Please Shut Up About Immigrants Now, Please
Loco Kellyanne Conway Is Melting Into A Puddle Of Sleepless Nights And Infected Fingernails
Nazis Quite Pleased With President Steve Bannon's Holocaust Denial On 'Holocaust Remembrance Day'
Steve Bannon Is Your President Now, Isn't That Marvelous?! Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 30, 2017
Guest Post From A Minnesota Lawyer Knee-Deep In The Refugee Ban Sh*t
Arrivals, Departures, Resistance
NYC, Get Out To JFK! Time To Do Some #RESISTANCE!
Feed Your Head With Balsamic Glazed Salmon
Save Us, Davos. You're Our Only...Nope
Girl Park Ranger Joins Pantheon Of Superheroes! Your Weekly Top 10!
It's Friday! Have A Funny Video, Oh God We Are So Tired And It's Your Open Thread
Whose Job Do You Think It Was To Photoshop Trump's Hand To Make It Look Bigger?
White House Thinks Holocaust Was Sort Of A Bummer, It Guesses
In Which The #MarchForLife Merges With The #BetaUprising. Thanks, Racist Cartoon Frog!
No, Seriously, You're Not Gonna Believe The Dumb Bullsh*t Sean Spicer's Offended By Now
Trump To Publish List Of Immigrant Crimes Each Week, Just Like Hitler!
Trump Bans Immigration From Muslim Countries Without Trump Hotels
Everybody Hates Trump! Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 27, 2017
Newt Gingrich's Third Wife Might Make A Great Ambassador To The Vatican! Your Open Thread!
What, Exactly, Does The GOP Plan To Do About All The Babies They Want To Force Us To Have?
Oh, The Top State Department Management Just Resigned. Did We Need Them?
Chicago To Trump: Go F*ck Yourself
To End Vote Fraud, Donald Trump Must Build Wall Around His Family, Staff
Alex Jones Has White House Press Credentials Now, Would Like Some Money To Go To There
Oh Hey They Punched That Nazi Again
Dumb Fake Golfer Story Is Why Lunatic Trump Thinks All The Voters Are Illegal
Nebraska Pol Who Thought Women's Marchers Weren't Hot Enough To Sexually Assault Steps Down, Whines
THE RESISTANCE BEGINS ... With All These National Park Service Social Media Managers GONE ROGUE!
Vive La Résistance! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 26, 2017
It's You Girl And You Should Know It: Your Mary Tyler Moore Open Thread
Donald Trump Sooooooo Lonely, Won't You Come Over And Play With Him?
Bad, Bad Jerry Brown Has Some Choice Words For That Schmuck The President
Greenpeace Daredevils Hang Big Beautiful 'RESIST' Banner From Crane Near White House
Was It A Good Idea For Tennessee Yarn Shop Owner To Piss Off Feminist Knitters, Y/N?
Yes, Trump's HHS Pick Tom Price Is Grifty, But He's Also A Whackjob. Win-Win!
Bristol Palin Has some SERIOUS Questions For Feminists -- How Will We Ever Answer Them?
Donald Trump Will Definitely Investigate Those 3 To 5 Million Nonexistent Vote Frauders, For Sure
Trump's LOW RATINGS Attention Grab. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 25, 2017
Cards Against Humanity Job Posting Is The Greatest Thing You Will See Today
Trump Day Five: U.S. Government Agencies Go Silent, May Have Been Swallowed By Black Hole
Ladies! David Brooks Has Thoughts On How You Did The Women's March Wrong
Donald Trump Figures He'll Stay Married To FBI Director James Comey A Few More Years
Minnesota Republicans Pass Health Insurance 'Reform' That Doesn't Cover Any Actual Medical Stuff
Trump Declared His Inauguration Day The Greatest Patriotic Day In All Of North Korea
Mitch McConnell Is Ready For 'Us' To Get Along And Stop Acting Like A Bunch Of Mitch McConnells
Trump's First Days In Office Were Epic F*ck Show, And We Can't Stop LOLing
Yr Wonkette Does Not Advocate Punching Nazis. Except Maybe Just A Little.
Hey, Did Everybody Hear Donald Trump Lost The Popular Vote? LET'S TALK ABOUT IT AGAIN!
Whom Will Trump Screw Today? Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 24, 2016
Trump And Comey Sittin' In A Tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Dad And Son Accused Of Raping Teen Girl Will Base Defense On Bible, As One Does
Nutbag Sheriff David Clarke Went To The Women's 'Riot' And All He Got Was These Hurt Fee-Fees!
The Women's March Didn't Represent This One Lady, So Let's All Just Pack It In Now
Lie To Me, Sean Spicer, Lie To Me! Your Trump News Conference Liveblog!
Classy Obamas Rescue Poor Abandoned Melania Trump, Whose Husband Is A Gross Mean Jerk
Yep, We Elected A God-Dang BABY To Be Leader Of Free World
Manners Police Tomi Lahren APPALLED You SNOWFLAKES Are PROTESTING Like GAAAAAH LOUD NOISES
Kellyanne Conway Is Alternative Smart, Decent, Kind, Truthful, Gracious Lady
Sean Spicer Throws A Tantrum! Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 23, 2017
Have Some Jewish Penicillin, Because We All Feel Pretty Sick Right Now
Deleted Comments: So John Lewis Got Hit On The Head That One Time. Big Deal!
Guys? White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer Has Lost His Freaking Mind
Uppity Women Marching Against Trump's American Carnage: Your Wonkette Livebloog
Your Weekly Top Ten Has Survived The First Day Of The Trump Regime (We Think)
Three Nice Things About Today, Then Back To Meanness (YOUR OPEN THREAD!)
Purge Of White House Website Complete: Gays And Climate Change No Longer Exist
DeploraBall Guests Told Not To Heil Hitler, And No Dirty Dancing Either
Our Long National Nightmare Beginneth Today! Liveblogging Donald Trump's Inauguration, Help Us Jesus
Trump's LOW ENERGY Inauguration. Wonkagenda for Friday, January 20, 2016
Open Thread: Donald Trump Gets The Nuclear Codes Tomorrow. Sleep Good, OK?
Do Not Ridicule That Lady Who Regrets Voting For Trump
Texas State Rep. Just Wants To Poll Muslims On How Terroristy They Are. Is That Wrong?
Rick Perry Sorry For Being Idiot, Will Definitely Not Try Harder Next Time
Trump Spending Cuts Gonna Do Austerity To Us, And It Is Going To Be AWESOME!
CBS Anchor Conducts The Thorough 'Pizzagate' Investigation No One Asked For
Who Is Trolling Trump Today? TCM, Elia Kazan, And Zombie Andy Griffith
Military Parades? We Did Nazi That Coming!
What Ridiculous Lie That Makes No Sense Is Trump Making Up For No Reason Today?
Donald Trump Loves Reading Books. Here's A Book. He Loves Reading It.
Did You Get This Nice Letter From President Obama Too?
Rick Santorum To Bring Word Of God And/Or Rick Santorum To Heathen CNN
Let's Watch Steve Mnuchin Evict Somebody Live At His Senate Confirmation Hearing!
Get Well Soon, Poppy and Bar Bush
It's The Final Countdown! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 19, 2017
NO, MICHELLE OBAMA, DON'T LEAVE US, PLEASE COME BACK!
New York Times May Have Cleared Trump Of Russian Collusion A *Tad* Prematurely
Obama Trolls Holy Hell Out Of Trump, By Explaining How Freedom Of Press Works
2016 Was Third Straight Hottest Year Ever, But It's Probably Snowing Somewhere, So No Big
Trump Jerk Roger Stone Was Poisoned To Death By The CIA, But He Got Better
Looks Like Julian Assange Is A Common Liar (WHOA IF TRUE!)
HHS Nominee Tom Price Will Fit Great In Trump Cabinet, Because Of How He Is Grafty
Betsy DeVos's Confirmation Hearing Was TOTAL SH*T SHOW, Let's Laugh At It!
Really Nice Time: Obama Commutes Chelsea Manning's Sentence To Time Served Plus A Tiny More
I Libeled Julian Assange And All I Got Was An Incoherent Threat From Wikileaks
Obama Plays Freebird! Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 18, 2017
Happy Birthday To Michelle Obama, Once And Future Queen Of America!
Attention All Versifiers: Wonkette Proudly Presents Your Donald Trump Inaugural Poetry Contest!
Trump Inaugural Poem By Self-Published Poet Is Epitome Of Trump: It's TERRIBLE
Idiot Trump Lady Begs Trump To Protect Planned Parenthood. LOL STOP LAUGHING!
Vogon Poetry To Dominate Trump Inauguration. You Have Been Warned
Old President Lazy Ass Ready To Destroy America On Day Four
Tiffany And Marla Tried To Pay Inauguration Hair And Makeup People In Exposure Dollars
Nice Time Update! DC Shelter Gets Obama Girls' Playground Without Any Trump On It
Cheesed-Off English Gal Explains To Donald Trump Who 'Ivanka' Is
Monica Crowley Exits Team Trump After Plagiarizing Whole World: 'Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien'
Kellyanne Conway Triggered By John Lewis, Needs Safe Space Like Five Minutes Ago
Trump To Be Sworn In Using Very Own Childhood Bible, Crayons
Alt-Right In Shambles After Discovering One Of Their Leaders Married A Joooooo
Chicago And Congresswoman Jan Schakowsky FIRED UP AND READY TO GO, YOU CACKS
Trump's Cabinet: ROUND 2! Wonkagenda for Tues., Jan. 17, 2017
Wonkette Niece Stays #Woke For #MLKDay (Your Open Thread!)
Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo, Tells Rep. John Lewis What Martin Luther King Jr. Was Like
Obamacare Supporters Scare Colorado Republican Away, Hold Gross 'Cough-In' At Trump Restaurant
Trump Inaugural Committee Has Perfectly Reasonable Explanation For Purchase Of 5,300 RealDolls
CIA Director Gently Implying FBI Ratf*cked Election For Trump
The Washington Post Calls MLK Jr. 'Conservative.' Wonkette Calls Washington Post 'Bullsh*t'
That Sweet Old British Spy? HE WAS TRYING TO SAVE AMERICA FROM TRUMP!
We Met A Total Brian In Chicago!
Wise, Kind And Handsome Donald Trump Promises 'Health Insurance For Everybody'
Kellyanne Conway Wishes Everybody Would Stop Telling Donald Trump's Russian Secrets
Trump Will Make America Healthy Again! (LOL) Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 16, 2017
Donald Trump Picked A Fight With Legislative Badass John Lewis. It Wasn't His First Mistake
Deleted Comments: Didn't You Know Trump Won, So All Politics Is Now Over?
Promising White Collar Prosecutions Undoubtedly Safe In Hands Of Jeff B. Sessions
Fragile Internet Racists In Turmoil Over Black Lady Liberty Coin
Hey, White Ladies! 4Chan Wants To Meme Some Babies Into Your Womb!
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Headed Toward The Inauguration And The Washington DC Lady March!
On The Road Again! Your Open Thread!
Russian Propaganda Saps, Impurifies Our Precious C-Span
Trump Peeing On 'Ethics' Office Like Calvin Pees On Chevys And/Or Fords
Silly Paul Ryan 'Dabs' While Taking Healthcare From Millions Of Americans
House Democrats SO PISSED OFF At James Comey Right Now. Let's Irresponsibly Speculate Why!
Is It Bad For Philippines's President To Kill 6,000 People? Trump's SecState Just Doesn't Know!
Sarah Palin Does Not Like Smearing Donald Trump With Pee
Old Man Arrested Just For Grabbing Town Worker Right By The Pussy
Idaho Wingnut Rep Punished For Being Too Awesome, Also Maybe Psycho
Justice Department Will Investigate Comey Letter, Until Trump Kills The Investigation. LOL!
Montana Nazis Gonna Have To Hold Bake Sale To Raise Extra $60 For March Permit :(
Paul Ryan Uses Doublespeak To Explain Obamacare Repeal. Wonkagenda for Friday, January 13, 2017
Brokedown Wonk Palace! Your Open Thread!
Hi Joe Biden, Here Is Your Surprise Presidential Medal Of Freedom
WTF Democrats! Why Did Ted Cruz Vote Better Than You On Reducing Prescription Drug Costs?
Ben Carson Is Idiot All Over His Own Confirmation Hearings
Aryan Bigot Twins Wish Gays Would Stop Banging Guys Who Aren't Their Dads Or Jesus
House Republicans Will Never Stop Taking Down Cop Painting That Hurts Their Feelings
Dad Who Natural Remedied Child To Death Would Like To Sell You Some Natural Remedies
Trump Donee James O'Keefe Offering Progressives Big $$$ To Riot At Trump Inauguration. Allegedly!
Have We Gently Encouraged James Comey To Go F*ck Himself Lately?
Senate Stays Up All Night To Screw Obamacare! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 12, 2017
Fox News's Shep Smith Reads Donald Trump For Filth (Your Open Thread!)
It's OK To Talk About Donald Trump's Alleged Love For Wee-Wee Hookers, You Guys
Watergate Hotel Sets Self On Fire, Not That We Should Read Anything Into That
'4Chan' Idiots Pee On Stupidest Man On Internet, Tell Him It's Raining
CNN Reporter Banished To Pee-oria For Asking Question At Trump Press Conference
Let's Watch Badasses John Lewis And Cory Booker Call Racist Jeff Sessions A Racist!
TWIST! John McCain Knew About Trump's Alleged Pee Fetish The Whole Time!
Please Forget Trump's Pee Hookers And Focus On The Treason, You Know Allegedly
Glenn Greenwald And Kellyanne Conway Apparently Too Stupid To Understand What Spies Do
Five Bucks Says Trump Cancels This Press Conference. Your Wonkette Live-Blog!
Only 37% Of Americans Would Pee On Donald Trump If He Were On Fire
It's True. Chuck C. Johnson Is Advising Trump Transition. Cyanide Pill Line Forms To Right
Jeff Sessions Hearings Day Two Livestream! Headline Joke About Jeff Sessions And Pee To Come!
Let's Find Out If Vladmir Putin Has Ever Peed On Rex Tillerson
Obama Makes Us All Cry One Last Time. Wonkagenda for January 11, 2016
That Intel Briefing Trump Got? Says He Hired Russian Hookers To Pee On Each Other. Same Old!
Let's Watch Obama's Farewell Speech And Beg Him Never To Leave Us Again
Jeff Sessions Guesses Pussburgling Really Is Sexual Assault. It's A Christmas Miracle!
Fox News Paying Ladies For Bill O'Reilly's Falafel Sex Crimes Again
Senate Dems Skip College Sportsball Game To Talk All Night About Obamacare. Is That Even Legal?
Trump Meeting With RFK Jr. To Chat About How Vaccines Totally Cause Autism (They Don't)
Jeff Sessions Is Coming All Over Your Porn! We Mean Coming After!
Congress Looking Up Putin's Skirt, Now-ish! Let's Peep Together!
Jeff Sessions's Greatest Hits! (Against Voting Rights, Women, Immigrants, Black People...)
Alabama Republican Wants To Give You A Hand In The Bathroom
Trump Expands Enemies List To Include 89-Year-Old Inauguration Announcer Guy. WEAK! SAD! DICKISH!
Dem Leader Chuck Schumer Shows Signs Of Usefulness: Trolling Mitch McConnell To All Hell
Trump's Cabinet Brings The Circus To Washington. Wonkagenda for January 10, 2017
Open Thread: Study Suggests Link Between Swearing And Honesty. NO SH*T!
No, Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is Not Resigning Because Trump Won, Or Resigning At All. Jesus!
Trump Will Tap His Son-In-Law Jared Kushner, Which Is Illegal In All Fifty States
Trump Firing People Who Maintain America's Nukes. Is That Important?
Pharma Douche Martin Shkreli Creeping His Gollum Hands All Over That Badass Teen Vogue Writer :/
Right-Wing Media Is 100% Of The Problem
Kellyanne Conway Says Meryl Streep Is The REAL Disabled-People-Abuser, This Is Our Shocked Face
Looks Like Ivanka Trump Is Stiffing Contractors For $5 Million. Like Father Like Daughter!
Entire Universe Dares Donald Trump To Call Meryl Streep 'Overrated,' And Trump Delivers!
Hollywood Pees On Donald Trump's Golden Rug. Wonkagenda for Monday, January 9, 2016
Deleted Comments: You Secular Porn Addicts Are Destroying America And Have Never Read Shakespeare!
Beef Wellington: Proof That I Have Lost My Damn Mind
Wall Street Landlords Making Tenants Yearn For Creepy, Negligent Archetypes of Yore
Glenn Beck Overcomes Brief Flirtation With Sanity, Is Back To Old Tricks
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Crying With Michelle Obama, But In A Good Way (We Guess)
Hey, Remember That Card Game We Made? Yeah, We Still Have Hundreds Of Them, Let's Fix That!
Wikileaks Really Mad Somebody Leaked CIA Report Before Russia Could
Butthurt Donald Trump Still Butthurt About Russia Maybe Stealing Election For Him
DC! Come To The Women's March *And* Watch The 'Naug, With Your Extra Special Guest, Wonkette!
Trump Health Policy Team Adds Transphobic Dingbat Who Thinks Birth Control Causes Abortions! :D
GOP Senators Totally Cool With Benghazi-Style Attacks Now, We Guess
Grifty Rep. Duncan Hunter Having John Ashcroft Boob-Draping Moment
Donald Trump And Arnold Schwarzenegger Will See Each Other In Hell
America Didn't Want All That Pretty Federal Land Anyway. Thanks, House GOP!
Donald Trump Can't Wait To Ignore Today's Intelligence Briefing On Russian Hacking
Trump DC Hotel Will Make Martinis Great Again, If By 'Great' You Mean 'Disgusting'
Some Gentle Advice For Governor Chris Christie On How To Mafia-Style Kneecap That Bastard Trump
Study Finds Florida's 'Stand Your Ground' Law Increases Homicides. Is That Bad?
Putin Tells Trump Not To Listen To Mean Old CIA. Wonkagenda for January 6, 2017
Donald Trump Pitches 'Vanity Fair' Exposé About His Enormous Fingers
Trump A.G. Pick Jeff Sessions Not Quite The Civil Rights Hero He Claims To Be? Whaaaaaat?
Tucker Carlson Promoted At Fox News For Being World's Worst Human
Florida A.G. Pam Bondi May Get Trump White House Position Even Though All The Best Girl Jobs Filled
Trump Voters Would Like Some Medicare For All Please
Assholes Film Selves Torturing Mentally Disabled White Guy, So More Race War To Look Forward To, Yay
Guess The Trump Kids Aren't ALLOWED To Swing On The Swingset
Bernie Sanders To Donald Trump: *Somebody's* Doing The Lying!
Bernie Sanders Does Fire And Brimstone! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 5, 2017
Open Thread: Bet You Didn't Know Sci-Fi Movie 'They Live' Is Really About The Jews!
Hey Mitch McConnell, It's Time For You To STFU Again
Racist Michael's Lady 'Breaks Her Silence,' As If Anyone Wanted Her To
Sarah Palin Is Idiot, Whereas Tom Cotton Is ... Correct? Huh, That Can't Be Right ...
Republicans Need A Little More Time To 'Replace' Obamacare. Does Never Work For You?
Elizabeth Warren And Pals Introduce Bill To F*ck Trump's Rich Cabinet Right In The Ear
Your Next President Trusts Wikileaks A Lot More Than Dumb Old 'Intelligence' Agencies
NAACP Leaders Arrested Protesting Super-Not-Racist Jeff Sessions, For No Reason At All!
Here's Where Ivanka 'N' Jared Will Gay Bang Each Other When They Move To Washington
Some Idiot Dabbed At Paul Ryan, And Other Stuff. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 4, 2017
Open Thread: A Florida Gentleman Named Elvis, His AR-15, A Car, And Some Cows
Lib Trash Megyn Kelly Joining Lib Trash NBC News, Where Lib Trash Belongs
Neat New Proof Nixon Sabotaged Foreign Policy Like A Common Reagan, Trump!
Donald Trump Saves Eight Congressional Ethics Jobs From Going To Mexico! (OR DOES HE?)
Sad Donald Trump Can't Kill All The Wind And Solar Power Just Yet :(
North Carolina's New Dem Governor Not Taking Republicans' Power Grab Crap
Joe Scarborough Has Finally Stopped Crying
Donald Trump Thinks Chevy Cruzes Are Made In Mexico: Also Rapists, Smugglers, Killed JFK
House Republicans Murder Congressional Ethics Office, Because They're Already So Ethical
Vermont Utility Wasn't Hacked By Russia After All. Also, Stop Worrying About Endangered Feces.
Nice British Singer Lady Will Do Trump's Inauguration, On One Hilarious Condition
GOP Murders Ethics Office, Wonder Why! Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 3, 2016.
New Year's Eve 'Celebratory Gunfire' Ends Poorly Across The Nation, Shockingly Enough
Intel Committee: Snowden Gave Our Sh*t To Russia Because He's A Typical F*cking Millennial
Kellyanne Conway Panhandling For Own Salary Now
Russia Hacking Electric Utility Computers Now, Not That It's Anything To Worry About (Updated)
Joe And Mika DID NOT Make Out With Donald Trump On New Year's Eve, SHUT UP!
Creationist Ken Ham Cannot Believe The Washington Post Would Lie About Dinosaurs
Elegant Gentlewoman Michele Fiore To Bring Guns, Boobs To Las Vegas City Council Race
Wall Street Journal Too Big A Pussy To Call Donald Trump A Liar
Donald Trump To Reveal True Identity Of 400-Pound Hacker This Week
Trump's Got A Dirty Russian Secret. Wonkagenda For Monday, January 2, 2017
Welcome Back To The Legislative Badass Of The Year Podium, Elijah Cummings!
Congratulations, Mitch McConnell, You're Wonkette's Legislative Sh*tmuffin For 2016!
It's Your Super Duper Mega-Nice 2016 Ultimate Nice Time Compendium!
Your 2016 Definitely Happy And Not At All Sad DANCE PARTY HALLELUJAH HOORAY!