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2019: The Year We IMPEACHED THE MOTHERF*CKER
2019: The Year Devin Nunes Sued A Cow, And A Forty-Millionaire Sued US!
2019: The Year The Gun Lobby Shot Itself In The D*ck
2019: The Year We Finally Started Taking Climate Seriously. Or More Seriously.
2019: Donald Trump’s Corvette Summer of Racism
2019: Rudy Giuliani's Crazyass Year
Your 2019 Wonkette Top Ten Is Mostly Just Liveblogs And Asking For Money
Listen To Barack Obama's Year-End Playlist While We F*ck Off Out Of Here
Stacey Abrams's Org Loses One 'Fair Fight' Against Voter Purge
Ivanka Trump's Last Bullsh*t Of 2019
Rudy Giuliani Takes Break From Secret Ukraine Back Channel For New VENEZUELAN Back Channel
Fox & Friends Know Who Real Victims Of Hannukah Attacks Are, SURPRISE It Is Christians
MEDIAITE SIREN! Lying Liar Elizabeth Warren Used 'Janitor' And 'Maintenance Man' Interchangeably
Lindsey Graham Just Wondering If Roodles The Clown Is Full Of Russian Propaganda. SPOILER, LINDSEY!
Only Two Murdered In Texas Church Shooting Hailed As Second Amendment Christmas Miracle
White House Uses One Weird Trick To Defeat Pesky Constitution
John Lewis's Bad Trouble. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 30, 2019
Even in 2019, We Had A Load Of Nice Things
It Just Keeps Happening: 5 Wounded In Anti-Semitic Attack In New York
Casually Homicidal Republicans Share Violent Fantasies Of Killing Us All If Trump Loses In 2020
Fox News Lady Sorry She Insisted That Home Alone 2 Edit Was A Candian Plot To 'Censor' Trump
Your Weekly Top Ten Had A Silent Night!
Hurry, Hurry, Perfesser Charlie Kirk's Constitution Class Is About To Begin!
Trump Administration To Make ACA Enrollees Pay $1 Billion In Order To Bill Abortion Separately
Hey, Remember When Nancy Pelosi Killed 45,000 Americans By Passing Obamacare?
It Is Impossible For The Impossible Whopper To Turn Anyone Into A Woman
This Is Trump's 'Real American Hero,' Eddie Gallagher
Donald Trump's Farmers On THE BEST GREATEST Food Stamps IN THE WORLD
Trump Mourns Loss Of Single Greatest Achievement: His 'Home Alone 2' Cameo
Handlers Keep Trump From Tweeting Out Whistleblower's Name, PLEASE CLAP
A Children's Treasury Of Conservatives In Hollywood
Nobody Investigated 2016 Russian F*ckery Until It Was Too Late
'Tell The Truth.' Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 27, 2019
Bret Stephens: To Beat Trump, Democrats Should Condemn Sister Souljah
Chuck Todd Yanks Pants Up, Demands To Know Who Sh*t On The Floor
The Red Pill Ladies Auxiliary Had A 'Submissive And Feminine' Holiday This Year
Donald Trump: What Has Two Thumbs And Kills More Birds Than Wind Power? THIS GUY!
And They Would Have Gotten Away With It If It Weren't For Those Meddling Geezers
Dentist-Rep Paul Gosar Spends Christmas With Violent Fantasies About Hillary Clinton
NY Cop Gets Stinging Wrist-Slap After Terrorizing Black Nashville Family. Still Has NY Cop Job.
New York Times: Domestic Rightwing Terrorists Now 'Alt-Gov'
Lisa Murkowski 'Disturbed,' Close To Perturbed, With McConnell's Talk Of A Sham Impeachment Trial
All Is F*ckery. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 26, 2019
Dutch Court Orders Government To Cut Carbon, For The Kids
Is Nancy Pelosi A Bus? Cuz She's Taking Republicans To School
Jewdy Jewliani, Better Jew Than You!
Sleighbells Ring! Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 24, 2019
House Might Impeach Trump A Bunch More Times For Sh*ts And Giggles, MERRY CHRISTMAS, TRUMP!
President Sh*tmouth Breaks Wind
The $25,865 Head Cold. It's A Christmas Medical Miracle!
Here Is Something Horrible For Your Christmas Stocking!
Convicted Rapist Bill Cosby Still Thinks He's Better Than Eddie Murphy
FOIA Warriors Kick Trump's Bullsh*t Ukraine Explanations In The D*ck
Good Trump Christians Know Hanukkah And Christmas Are About Nuclear War
Is Joe Biden's 'Marry Me Or Die Alone' Gambit Really All That Great Of An Idea?
For The Billionth Time, Mitch McConnell's The Bad Guy Not Harry Reid
That Crusty Ol' Mitch. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 23, 2019
Recipe Hub: Wine Cakes Not Wine Caves!
Peace On Earth And Nice Things To All!
An Open Letter To Jane Lynch, RE: The Class War
A Museum In England Has A Gender Neutral Bathroom And The Federalist Is On The Case!
Your Weekly Top Ten Got IMPEACHMENT For Christmas!
Whatcha Doin', Nancy Pelosi? Kicking Moscow Mitch In The Face? We'll Hold Your Beer.
Washington State Rep Just An America-Loving Domestic Terrorist, Report Finds
Nutcase Appeals Court Judges Just Voided Yr Obamacare. Should You Be Worried?
Tulsi Gabbard Is An Asset All Right
Do You Like Jobs AND Not Dying In A Firenado? Elizabeth Warren Has ... You Know What She Has
Jesus Hates Trump This I Know, For 'Christianity Today' Tells Me So
Matt Bevin, Who Pardoned A Child Rapist, Has Thoughts On 'Hymen'
Michael Cohen Asks Santa For Early Release, SDNY Dumps Load Of Coal Down His Chimney
Who Tells Trump Sweet Little Lies About Ukraine? OH, WHO THE F*CK YOU THINK?
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Disgraces Herself, Some More
Y'Ain't Ever Had Romance Until You've Met Barry, The Arby's Church DILF
Upton Sinclair Rolls Over In Grave, Is 'USDA Prime' Under New Trump Meat Rules
They Didn't Come Here To Make Friends. Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 20, 2019
What Time Is The Democratic Debate? It's Now, Dummy! Your Liveblog!
It's Your Democratic Debate Drinking Game, Except For We Are Afraid Of Blood Poisons!
Impeachy The Clown Mad About Senate Russian Sanctions Bill, WHAT? NO! REALLY?
Mike Pompeo Fires Ukraine Witness Because BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK
TRUMP IMPEACH FAKE DISHWASHER BAD MERRY CHRISTMAS OK ALL FINISHED BYE
DRAAAAAAAG HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. A Post About Tulsi Gabbard!
Donald Trump Digs Up John Dingell's Corpse, Flogs It On Stage
Mark Meadows Quitting Congress To Spend More Time Up Trump's Ass
Nancy Pelosi Will Send Senate Trump Impeachment Articles When She's Good And DAMN-F*CKIN' Ready
'Democrat' Richard Neal Bones 'Surprise Billing' Bill, America, You, Your Mom
Don't F*ck With Nancy. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 19, 2019
WONKETTE LISTICLE: What Is Impeachment Like, According To Dumb GOP Idiots?
Weep, Weep For Sad And Friendless Wayne LaPierre, He's Having A Real Hard Time
Ken Starr Declares Trump's Impeachment Invalid, And He Would Know
Supreme Court Justice Gorsuch Goes On 'Fox & Friends' To Do War On War On Christmas
Lev Parnas Keeps Out Of The Clink
Georgia Voter Purge Makes Strong Case For Return Of General Sherman
Impeachment-o-clock. Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 18, 2019
WE'RE DOING THIS. Your Impeachment Day Liveblog!
Pretty Sure Trump Wrote This Pissy Pelosi Letter All By Himself, LOL YIKES
Piss Off, Concern Trolls! It's Impeachment-Thirty!
New York Times Now 'Both Sides'-ing Measles, Whooping Cough, The Plague...
Erdogan Threatens To Recognize US Genocide Of Native Americans, Oh No, Not THE TRUTH!1!
pAUl mANAfoRT dIdN't hEArt aTtACk hImSeLf
How Sorry Is Michael Flynn That He Hired This Nutbag Lawyer?
Nevertheless, Meghan McCain Persisted (In Being An Assh*le)
Rudy Giuliani: I DID CRIMES! TRUMP KNEW ABOUT IT! WHAT YEAR IS IT? ARE YOU A REAL POLICEMAN?
Pete Buttigieg Didn't Say That
Hey, Look, Susan Collins Is Being Susan Collins About Trump's Rigged Impeachment Trial
Lie Of The Year! Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 17, 2019
Tulsi Gabbard Just Hangin' With Mike Huckabee, Like Regular Democratic Candidates Do
Carly Fiorina Supports Trump Impeachment, Might Vote For His Persona Anyway
There's A Perfectly Good Explanation For That $1M Russian Loan To Lev Parnas's Wife. Probably.
Russian TV Can't Stop LOLing At Putin's Special 'Agent' Donald Trump
Some Dick Won't Be Terrible Partisan Democrat No More, Will Be Terrible Partisan Republican Instead
Trumpers Remember Armenian Genocide With Solemn Screams, Fisticuffs At Adam Schiff Event
Should Justin Amash Bring His Big Guns (Hot Arms) To The Senate's Impeachment Trial?
Rudy Wanted Yovanovitch Out For Reasons That Don't Sound Like A Mob Capo At All
Impeachment: The End Is The Beginning Is The End
Obamacare Website Crashes On Final Enrollment Day, Total Coincidence, Nothing To See
Lindsey Graham Not Trying To Pretend He Loves America More Than He Loves Trump
The Atlantic Takes Us On A Terrifying Journey Into Tucker Carlson's Brain
COME ON DOWN! Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec.16, 2019
Recipe Hub: Pumpkin Swirl Cheesecake For The Golden Girl In Us All
This Must Be The Place (Nice Things Melody)
Hope You Weren't Planning On Watching Any Cheesy Hallmark Holiday Movies Tonight!
A Judge May Have Purged Wisconsin Voter Rolls, But They Still Have Same-Day Registration
South Carolina Legislator Wants The State To Pay Rent On Uteruses For Forced Births
New York Times Drops Another Load Of 'Both Sides' BS About Impeachment
Your Weekly Top Ten Is ... Oh Who Knows Anymore
Something About A Dick In The Eye, Who Even Knows!
Headless Body In Brainless Pardon
Trump Accepts Promise Of Six Magic Beans, Declares Flawless Victory In China Trade War
Melania Pretty Sure Bullying Kids Is #BeBest As Long As They're ... Famous?
Andrew Sullivan: Jeremy Corbyn Killed Labour With All His Woke Pronouns
Wanna Hear Rudy's NEW New Ukraine Conspiracy Theory? Wait, Where Are You Going?
Hey Bill Barr, Wanna Read Rudy's Dirrrty Ukraine Fantasy Novel?
Trump Maybe Won't Debate In 2020 Because Last Time They Rigged It To Make Him Stupid, Yep, That's It
NJ Anti-Vaxxers Somehow Protesting Traffic Problems In Fort Lee
Mitch McConnell Spoils Ending Of IMPEACHMENT: TRIAL BY FIRE. Hint No Witches Will Be Drowned
Border Patrol Sending All The Cubans Back To Mexico Even After They Win Asylum
Doug Collins BIG MAD About Coming To Work Today. Impeachment Vote Liveblog!
Court Hears 'What Is Definition Of Machinegun' Case, Everybody Murdered With One Still Dead
All The President's Lawyers. Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 13, 2019
The 856,973 Most Perfect Tweets President Stable Genius Sent Today
Matt Gaetz Wraps Impeachment Hearing Around Tree
Lev Parnas Will Guarantee The Fraud, Bring Peace To Middle East If He Can Just Stay Out Of Jail
Nikki Haley Keeps Digging Confederate-Flag-Shaped Hole For Her Dignity
Donald Trump And Two Bigot Pastors Wish You All A Merry Jewish Christmas
This Is The Best GOP Idea Of The Entire Decade, Not That There Was A Long List!
IG Will Investigate Rudy And The FBI's New York Field Office As Soon As We're All Dead
Charmless Scold/Never-Trumper Tom Nichols Blames Liberal Protestors. Just In General.
Time Honors Greta Thunberg, Nobody Being Insane About It Even At All
Procedural BULLLLLLLLLLSH*T. Let's Mark Up The Trump Articles Of Impeachment!
'Programmatic Delay.' Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 12, 2019
Feds Finally Find Mexican Voter Fraud In California. He Voted For Trump.
Oh, ADAM SCHIFF Is The Dirty Ukraine Corruption Moneylaunderer Stealer Man, GOT IT RUDES.
Donald Trump Knows Where His Jews Are
Good Thing Clint Eastwood Can't Libel The Dead
Trump And Lavrov Meet In Oval Office For A Little Reverse-Santy-Clausin', ALLEGEDLY
Bombshell: Fox News Hit With Sexual Harassment Lawsuit Wait THAT Can't Be Right!
Sad Wingnut Explains Slavery Saved Souls
Who Wants To Watch The IG Call Lindsey Graham A IDIOT? We Do, In This Liveblog!
Miss Nancy If You're Nasty. Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 11, 2019
Just When You Thought You Couldn't Respect Bill Barr Any Less
Trump's Doctor 'Candy Man' Running For Congress, Tells Texas District It's Just Big-Boned
Who's Ugly Crying Now? Us, After Reading About Trump's Newest Judge
Dem Primary Polls: Voters Rejecting Bloomberg's Indecent Proposal
Supreme Court: If You Want An Abortion In Kentucky, You Have To Let A Doctor Sexually Assault You
IMPEACH THE MOTHERF*CKER ALREADY, Hey Look, We Are!
That Creep Who Keeps Running Against Maxine Waters Arrested For Stalking :/
Trump Does Putin A Favor Though In The Oval Office
IG Report Takes 476 Pages To Destroy Every Conspiracy Theory In Trump's Stupid Leaking Brain
Pelosi Advances USMCA Bill With Impeachment Pointed At Trump's Head
US Officials Lied For Years About Afghanistan, Trump Demands Arrest Of Daniel Ellsberg
Fun To Stay At The USMCA. Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 10, 2019
Rudy Giuliani, Your Bus Awaits
HUD Withholding Hurricane Aid To Puerto Rico Until It Investigates Joe Biden
Ted Cruz Gonna Ride That Trump Train To End Of The Line!
Taxpayers Refuse To Buy Trump Official $50,000 Of Jewelry UNFAIR!
Shocking! Liz Warren Earned Millions Of Dollars Over Millions Of Years
Insert Clever Impeachment Headline Here. Another Impeachment Hearing Liveblog!
Rude Boys. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 9, 2019
Recipe Hub: Some Baked Stuffed Shrimp For Your Feast Of Seven Fishes, Or For Whenever
It Is Very Punk To Like Kittycats, Okay?
If Your Lady Is Jealous Of 'Alexa,' You Might Want To Run
Tucker Carlson Dazzled By 'Sanity' Of White Nationalist Talking Points
Alan Keyes Wants YOU To Drink Bleach (Do Not Do That, You Will Die!)
Your Weekly Top Ten's Wonkette Toddler Picture Isn't Sideways, YOU ARE SIDEWAYS
Do Us A Favor, Though: Get Wonkette Merch For Everyone On Your Holiday List
Detained Teen Died Of Flu. And Of Border Patrol Not Giving A Sh*t
Aw, Rudy Giuliani Thinks He's Helping!
Nikki Haley So Sad Dylann Roof Made Confederate Flag All Racist
Lindsey Graham Openly Disobeys Trump. TREASON?
David Brooks: When I Was A Teenage Socialist
Trump Was Holding Up California's OWN MONEY For The Homeless So Gavin Newsom Told Him To Get Bent
Senate Intel Committee Knows GOP Ukraine Conspiracy Theories Are Horsesh*t But SHHHHH DON'T TELL!
President Bigly Cyberbrain Uses Unencrypted Phone, *For Privacy*
The Bad Ohio Abortion Bill Exists Because Anti-Choicers Know They Can Just Make Sh*t Up
Rick Wilson Really Bummed All Those Republicans He Helped Elect Are Traitors
Ride Or Die With Nancy. Wonkagenda For Dec. 6, 2019
Hot: That New Joe Biden Ad. Not: FIGHTING A AUDIENCE, JOE.
Naming And Shaming The 71 House Republicans Who Just Took Russia's Side In Ukraine War
Tucker Carlson Getting Sued For *Actual* BESMIRCH STATEMENTS
Donald Trump Giving 700,000 Americans The Gift Of No Food This Christmas
Nancy Pelosi Sticks Lump of Impeachment Up Trump's Stocking
Rudy Giuliani Is In Ukraine Right Now. SURE, WHY NOT.
Loser Gov Matt Bevin Sad Black People Stole His KY Election :(
Bill Barr: Support Your Local Police. Or Else.
Next Time, Pam Karlan, Just Make Fun Of Donald Trump Jr.'s Face
The Need For Speed! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 5, 2019
Supreme Court Hears Gun Case, We're All Gonna Die
Some Asshole Sending Wonkette Stupid Letters In James O'Keefe's Name
Beto O'Rourke Doing Kickflips ... On The Texas House
Having Your Kid's Hymen Inspected Should Definitely Be Illegal
There Aren't Enough 10-Foot Poles In England For Princess Anne To Touch Donald Trump
IS 'IMPEACH' EVEN IN CONSTITUTION? House Judiciary Impeachment Liveblog, Day One!
ICE Made Up A Fake University To Trap Foreigns, Betsy DeVos SO JEALOUS
This F*cking Guy! Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 4, 2019
Devin Nunes Just Met You And This Is Crazy But Here's His Number CALL HIM MAYBE?
Trump Goes 0 for 4,792 With The Courts, Declares FLAWLESS VICTORY!
Kamala Harris Is Dropping Out, And That Makes Us Sad
Laura Ingraham Joins Other Conservatives In Grifting The Socks Off Their Supporters
Forgetful Trump Doesn't Even Remember His Good Friend Prince Andrew. Oh Forgetful Trump!
Meet Texas GOP Idiot Rep. Randy Weber. Chris Cuomo Just Ate Him On Live TV.
Thanks For Nothing, Rod Rosenstein!
Who Shall Build The Wall? Oh, Just Some Fox Dude Who Loves Licking Trump's Butt
Rep. Duncan Hunter To Plead Guilty To Multiple Counts Of Being Duncan Hunter
Coming IG Report Doesn't Indict FBI For Treason And Bill Barr Is Having A Sh********tfittttt
Stupidest Jim Hoft's Brother On The Internet Can't Believe We're Not Executing Democrats
'Steal The Cookie Cutter.' Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 3, 2019
Trump Lying About Ukrainian President Again, Wait WHAAAAAAAAT?
No, Gordon Sondland, You Cannot Have A F*cking Hug!
Shut Up, F*ck You, Gay Teen And Elizabeth Warren Not Making Us Cry, YOU'RE Crying
We Need To Talk Some More About John Kennedy's Mouthbreathing Kremlin Propaganda
Likely Nominee Joe Biden's Perfectly Cool, Perfectly Normal Weekend
GOP Lady-Gal Won't Get WNBA Lez Cooties On Senate If Georgia/FLA Idiots Can Help It
Giuliani Wanted The Corrupt Ukrainian Prosecutor To Pay Him To ... Look, It's Complicated
Steve Bullock Will Do Anything For The Democratic Party But He Won't Do That
Congressman From 'Hee Haw' Will Ride Devin Nunes's Cow Into This Week's Trump Impeachment Hearings
Kennedy & Collins: Confederacy Of Dunces
Commander in Chief? Wonkagenda for Mon., Dec. 2, 2019
Plucky Utah Fifth Graders Take On Homophobic Substitute Teacher And Win
London Bridge Terrorist Taken Down By Narwhal Tusk And Fire Extinguisher-Wielding Bystanders
In Which The Men Going Their Own Way Go Their Own Way On Thanksgiving
Wholesome American Guts: Your William S. Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer 2019
It's The Great Thanksgiving Drink-All-Day Of 2019!
Baltimore Kids Boo-Urns Melania Trump, Nation So Sad About It
Trump's New Personal Vietnam Is His Made-Up War On Thanksgiving
PLAY FREEBIRD! Wonkagenda For Wed., Nov. 27, 2019
Let Us Now Praise Famous K-Lo Recipes: Carcass Stuffed With 10 Hamburgers
Eat This Leftover Stuffing Strata For Every Meal For The Rest Of Your Life Or Until It's Gone
Rush Limbaugh's Unfortunate 'Under The Sea' Salad With Jello, Stuffed Olives, And Miracle Whip
Mamie Eisenhower Won The Cold War With This Lesbian-Soviet Hockey Rink Made Of Jello!
Nancy Reagan's Making Her Famous Thanksgiving 'Monkey Bread' IN HELL.
Betty Ford's Boozy Chocolate Cake
It's Buttercup Squash Pie For Thanksgiving, Because SHUT UP, PUMPKINS
You Want Rolls For Thanksgiving, We've Got What You Knead (GET IT?)
Put Thanksgiving In Your Mouth With Grown-Up Baked Mac And Cheese, For Grown-Ups
(PSSST *Grandma* Wonkette's Pineapple Orange Cranberry Sauce Is Better, Actually)
Put Some Food On Your Family With Aunt Wonkette's Real Cranberry Business
Did Someone Bet A Moist Papa John That He Could Not Eat 40 Pizzas?
Trump's Greatest Achievement: The Year 2020 Will Occur On His Watch
Supreme Court Might Let Trump Tell Congress, America To Get Bent
Trump Loves The Loyal War Crimers
Trump Now Drawing Sharpie-Dicks On Hero Dogs Instead Of Hurricane Maps
Another Day, Another Judge Kicking Trump In The D*ck
It Is Time To Admit That Our Entire Primary Process Makes No Damn Sense
Tucker Carlson Just 'Joking' When He Said He's Serious About Rooting For Russia Like A Common Asset
A Handy Guide For Dealing With Your QAnon Relatives This Thanksgiving
'Power That Kings Have Never Had.' Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 26, 2019
Devin Nunes Keeps F*cking That Turkey
Professor Bigot Says What? Anything He Likes, As Long As He's Not Discriminating IRL!
Remember That Time Rudy Giuliani Told The Truth? Nope, Us Neither.
Mick Mulvaney #BeBest At Trying To Make Trump's Ukraine Crimes Great Again
Why Did Trump Sh*tcan Secretary Of The Navy?
Rudy And The Chucklefux Were Shaking Down ALLLLL The Oligarchs, ALLEGEDLY
The Legend of Zeldin: Impeachment Time!
Russian Senators Spreading Republican Propaganda, Wait That's Backwards
Bloomberg 2020: Not *That* Rich Assh*le. *This* Rich Assh*le!
Donald Trump Hides In His Room So You Evil Gnomes Can't Steal His Magic Bag
Rick Perry Thinks Donald Trump Is 'The Chosen One,' Since Everyone In The Bible Was Also A Jackass
Aquaman. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 25, 2019
Be Thankful For All The Nice Things!
Let's All Watch Elizabeth Warren's Atlanta Rally Together!
We Need To Talk About Joe Biden's Tone Of Voice And 'Likability' Factor
Seems Like The War On Christmas Starts Earlier Every Year!
Giuliani-Chucklefux-Hairball Lawyers-Dmitry Firtash Traveling Band: Now With MORE COWBELL!
Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is DEAD OF LIVEBLOG!
BREAKING: Fiona Hill Smart, Devin Nunes Full Of Cow Sh*t
GOP Blows Wad Over Inspector General Report That Doesn't Say Thing GOP Says It Says
National Review Guy Argues For 'Religious Freedom' To Fire People Who Take The Pill
Sacha Baron Cohen: Mark Zuckerberg And Facebook Are The Joke
Donald Trump Does 'Fox & Friends,' Tells 88 Lies In 53 Minutes
Could Meghan McCain Please Call Her Uncle Lindsey And Tell Him To F*cking Stop?
Rudy Giuliani's Ukrainian Chucklefux Would Like To Tell You A Story
Trump Priority: Making Sure War-Criming Child Murderer Edward Gallagher Gets His Medal
The One Fiona Hill Clip You Should Cram Down Your Dumb Rightwing Uncle's Throat This Thanksgiving
Man Who Helped Immigrants NOT DIE Not Guilty Of Helping Immigrants NOT DIE
Breaking The Law. Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 22, 2019
Your Democratic Debate Wrap-Up Will Pretty Much Ignore The Men
Fiona Hill 'Bout To F*ck Devin Nunes UP. Impeachment Liveblog, Day Five!
News-a-Palooza! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 21, 2019
WHO IS READY FOR A DEMOCRATIC DEBATE IT IS ALLLL OF USSSSS!
Another Damn Hearing? (Impeachment Day Four Afternoon Livestream!)
I Knew A Girl Named Nikki I Guess You Could Say She Was An Email Fiend
Night Fever Night Fever You Know How To Do It
Chick-Fil-A, Last Bastion Of Christian Values, Falls To Gay Agenda, America Over
THE GORDON PROBLEM. Impeachment Liveblog, Day Four!
What's White House Press Sec Stephanie Grisham Lying About Today?
Not All Witnesses Are Heroes. (Afternoon Impeachment Day Three Liveblog!)
Trump Plucks Steven Menashi From Under Bridge, Installs Him On Appeals Court
Kamala Harris, Jerry Nadler Team Up To LEGALIZE IT
Devin Nunes Lackey Kash Patel Sues Politico For BESMIRCH STATEMENTS
Let's Watch Republicans Sh*t On A Guy With A Purple Heart! (Impeachment Liveblog, Day Three!)
Unusual And Inappropriate. Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 19, 2019
WTF With Impeachment This Week And Like Such As? Let Us 'Splain You Easy!
House Impeachment Investigators To Solve Ancient Mystery Of 'Is Trump Liar?'
The GOP Has Found Its Star Witness*
2020 Dems All Socialist, Except The Ones Who Are Only A Little Socialist
Lowlife Criminal President Trump Pardons Lowlife War Criminals
Senate's Dumbest GOP Idiot Wishes Whistleblower Had Just Kept Trump's Ukraine Crimes To Himself
But How You Gonna PAAAAASSSS Medicare For All, Elizabeth Warren?
Know What This Trump Impeachment Needs? More Pay-To-Play Horsesh*t!
President Coronary Thrombosis Perfectly Healthy, Just Likes Making Surprise Hospital Visits
Witness Confirms Gordon Sondland A GODDAMN IDIOT
'Pardoning Murderers Is Good For Morale,' And Other GOP Hot Takes!
All That Junk Inside Trump's Trunk. Wonkagenda For Nov. 18, 2019
Yr Wonkette Has A Three-Month Stockpile Of Nice Things
Trump Re-Elects Democrat John Bel Edwards Governor Of Louisiana, Is There Nothing He Can't Do??
Nate Silver Unclear As To Why Democrats Are Acting Like Their Ideas Are Good Or Something
Texas To Hold Off On Executing Potentially Innocent Man
Bill Barr Is Just Like, Really Sick Of You People Being So Mean To Poor Donald Trump, OK?
New Ohio Law Would Provide Religious Students With A Safe Space From Facts
Your Weekly Top Ten Asks Unanimous Consent To Give You This Raspberry
Man Deballed By Nancy Pelosi Very Sad He Now Got No Balls
Fox Viewers Confused, Panicked As Fox Briefly Does Yovanovitch Hearing 'News'
Venice-Area Council Votes Down Climate Action, Gets Flooded. Not With Angry Calls, Just Flooded
Deval Patrick Had A Very Bad Week Yesterday
Masha, Masha, Masha! Yovanovitch, That Is. (Impeachment Liveblog, Day Two!)
The Gloves Come Off. Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 15, 2019
The 876,601 Stupidest Things Fox News Said About Bill Taylor And George Kent
We Gonna Get Some Equal Rights Amendment Up In This B*tch?
My Goodness, What CAN'T George Soros Do!
Somehow Guy Suing Imaginary Cow Not Most Embarrassing Republican At Impeachment Hearing
Meet The Neo-Nazi Dickbags Recruiting Your Dull Teenager On The Funny Meme Site!
Today We Are All This Rich Lady Suing Her Country Club Over Wine Spilled On Her $30,000 Purse
Donald Trump Jr. Now Proud Best-Selling* Author Of Bulk-Purchased Garbage Book
GOP Lawyer Steve Castor's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Turkish President Visits White House, Doesn't Even Kick One Protester In The Face
Trump Told Half A Ukrainian Arby's About His Plans To Extort Their President
Hey, How's That New Supreme Court Working Out For You?
Deval Patrick Will Make You Forget All Those Other Dudes
Revenge Of The Nerds. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 14, 2019
What's Scarier Than 30-50 Feral Hogs? How About Feral Hogs Stealing Cocaine?
Live On ALL CHANNELS, It's The Trump Impeachment! (Liveblog, Day One!)
Is Stephen Miller A White Nationalist? A Head-Scratcher For The Ages!
Impeachment Day! Wonkagenda For Wed., Nov. 13, 2019
Roger Stone Charms Jury By Staying Off Witness Stand
Fed Society Founder Steve Calabresi Was A Dick But He Was Smart. The Daily Caller Ruined That Too
Democratic Establishment Wondering Just How Stuck They Are With Joe Biden
Donald Trump Libelslandering The DACA Kids, So That's A Surprise
Rudy's Confess-A-Crime Podcast Will Be Just Like Build-A-Bear, Except Crimes Not Bears!
Bolton Tells Mulvaney To Find His Own Mustache Ride
Oh Gee! Why Ever Would Arizona Payday Lenders Want To Ban Minimum Wage Increases?
Black White Nationalist Candace Owens Blames Obama For Inventing The Racism She Filed Lawsuits Over
Maya Rockeymoore Cummings Running To Steal All Late Husband Elijah's Legislative Badass Awards
Tulsi Gabbard Sends List Of Demands To Hillary Clinton, READ THE TRANSCRIPT!11!!1!!1!1
Mick? The Knife. Wonkagenda for Tues., Nov. 12, 2019
How Are GOP Idiots Defending Trump's Ukraine Crimes Today?
Fine Here Is Your Bloody Kurt Vonnegut For The Armistice. Pray For Peace.
Chucklef*ck Lev Parnas Is Ready To Take It Off, Take It ALL OFF For Congress
Some A**hole Keeps Hiding The 'Liberal' Books In An Idaho Library
Rudy Giuliani: The Password Is 'ASSWORD'
Donald Trump Jr. Heckled Off Stage By Trump Supporters Because God Is Good
Do Not Make Wonkette KICK YOUR ASS For Attacking Adorkable Patriot Alexander Vindman
Every Non-Billionaire American Is A Better Person Than All These Sobbing Billionaires
Peter King To Leave Congress, No Not Steve King, The *Other* Bigot
A Gentle And Loving Reprimand For Chuck Todd, Because We Are Gentle And Loving
Elizabeth Warren Is So Angry It's Like She Knows Trump Is President
Bless Her Heart. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 11, 2019
Wonkette Book Club: How Do You Undo A Dystopia?
Trumpists Demonstrate Lack Of Rhythm/Self-Awareness With YouTube Rapping Contest
Fox News Reveals Obama Did 'PC Meetings' ALL THE TIME!!!!
Nikki Haley So Sad All The Democrats Want To Send Poor Donald Trump To The Electric Chair
Ivanka Trump 'Created' All Her Own Wealth, Thank You Very Much
Should SCOTUS Judges Pal Around With Professional Bigots Whose Cases They Are Trying?
How You Like Your Weekly Top Ten's Homemade Mullet?
Lt. Col. Alex Vindman's Testimony Just Reminded Us Of Something That PISSES US THE F*CK OFF
Genius Kelli Ward: Matt Bevin Coulda Won Kentucky If Dems' Votes Didn't Count
OK Boomergate: The Roger Stone Story
Sean Hannity Seems Kinda Spooked
Are You OK, Jeff Sessions? We Don't Really Care But Blink Twice For 'Yes' Anyway
Wisconsin Republicans Kill Special Session On Guns Faster Than Most Mass Shootings
'Anonymous' Says Trump More Bugf*cking Dumbstupid Than You Ever Knew, But You Knew That Already
Another Rich Asshole From New York Runs For President
Trump Generously Volunteers To Pay Fine Imposed By Court On His Scam Charity
Trump's 'Deep Throat.' Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 8, 2019
Some Dipsh*ts Went On 'The View' Today
Giuliani And The Chucklefux Know One Weird Trick To Make $500,000 Melt Away
Joe Biden Crowns Elizabeth Warren As Next Barack
Lindsey Graham Says Guy Who Paid Trump $1 Million For Ambassadorship Is DEEEEEEP STAAAAAAAATE!!1!1!
The Sixth Amendment For Dummies (Mollie Hemingway, Rand Paul)
Vice Calls Kamala A COP For ... Funding After-School Programs Till Workday's Done
Turns Out There's A Limit To Bill Barr's Trump Fluffery, GIVE HIM A SNAUSAGE!
Roger Stone Almost Sh*t Himself During Jury Selection. And Then It Really Hit The Fan.
Drunk At Bar Says US Oughta Invade Mexico Is What We Oughta ... Wait No It Is US Senator Tom Cotton
Confederate Monument Jeff Sessions Shall Rise Again, Run For Old Senate Seat
Ambassador Bill Taylor's Album Is Pretty Great, But The Live Show Will Be AWESOME
Stupid Is As Stupid Does. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 7, 2019
Excuse Me, What? Rapper T.I. Takes His Daughter For Yearly Hymen Exams
Commander Crimespree Will Out The Whistleblower If It's The First Thing He Does!
Ayanna Pressley Endorses Ever-Living F*** Out Of Elizabeth Warren's Plans
Devin Nunes Delivers List Of Demands Unto Imaginary Cow What Scorned Him
GOP Senators Demand Impeachment Of Hunter Biden, Whistleblower, Benghazi, Lindbergh Baby
LINDSEY GRAHAM HATES YOU AND HE HATES THIS WHOLE SCHOOL AND HE WISHES YOU WERE DEAD!
Sorry I Freaked Out At You Guys Last Night
Good Night, Virginia! And Good Riddance Matt Bevin!
Why Won't Democrats Work Across The Aisle????
Tom Steyer Just Found Kamala Harris's SC Voter Data Lying Around, What Is That, A CRIME?
E Jean Carroll Is Not F*cking Around
Gordon Sondland SUDDENLY REMEMBERS Quid Pro Quo He Personally Delivered To Ukraine
On Second Thought. Wonkagenda For Wed., Nov. 6, 2019
BREAKING: TRUMP SUFFERS GREATEST DEFEAT IN HISTORY OF WORLD
Donald Trump Gives Prosperity Gospel Church Lady Paula White Cushy White House Job
Cover Your Babies' Eyes, Donald Trump Jr. Is On The TV!
GOP On Ukraine Ambassador's House Testimony: CRUSHED IT! (Their Testicles.)
Hero Florida County White Men Save Library From Evil New York Times
VRY SRS WaPo Op-Ed Warns Elizabeth Warren's Rise Spells DOOM!
Is One Of Rudy's Chucklef*cks About To CHUCKLE-FLIP? Whoa If Chuckle-True!
Oklahoma Just Let Everybody Out Of Jail On Purpose, What A Bunch Of Libs
No One Told PT Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham She Had To Wear Pants For This Gig
The Mueller Memos: It Was Jared & Ivanka In Croatia With The Russian Oligarch THE WHOLE TIME!
Read The Transcripts. Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 5, 2019
GET UP IDIOTS IT'S TIME FOR A ELECTION
Another Day, Another Court Kicking Trump In The D*ck
The Mueller Memos: RUSSIA, IF YOU'RE LISTENING! WE SHOULD BLAME UKRAINE FOR THIS!
If Richard Spencer Were Missing Teeth And Wearing Overalls, He Never Would Have Been On TV
Stephen Miller And Pence Spox Katie Waldman To Wed, Jail Children Together
NY Times Op-Ed So Scared Of A President Nancy Pelosi Plot Twist It Already Killed Off Mike Pence
Rudy's Fixers Keep Breaking Sh*t
Has Trump Been Extorting Ukraine Literally Since The Beginning Of His Presidency? Looks Like Maybe!
Trump Demands To Know Why California Hasn't Solved 'Fire'
Kellyanne Conway Hits The Wall
8Chan And QAnon Are BACK, Just In Time To Make Thanksgiving Awkward AF!
Mueller's Memos. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 4, 2019
Can We Also Vote For Kate McKinnon's Elizabeth Warren?
Wonkette Book Club: A 'Handmaid's Tale' Sequel For The Resistance Years
The Devil Can Legally Turn You Into 'The Little Mermaid' On Halloween, Says 'Former Satanist'
Uh Oh! Someone Said 'Condom' On TV And Now The One Million Moms Need Their Smelling Salts
Bill Maher Now Thinking Maybe Vaccines DO Cause Autism After All
Your Weekly Top Ten Is This SPOOKY HALLOWEEN BUNNY RAWR!
Beto O'Rourke Packing Up His Air-Drumsticks And Your Diner's Countertops And Going Home
Tucker Carlson Done With Pete Buttigieg's Man Stew, Talkin' 'Bout Adam Schiff's Big Gulps Now
Hey-o, John Eisenberg, TIME TO BE FAMOUS!
Wanna See A Gay-Hatin' Bigot Baby Cry? Click Here! (This Is ABSOLUTELY Clickbait)
But How Will Elizabeth Warren PAAAAAAY For Medicare For All Oh, Like This!
GOP Witness Saves Trump's Bacon By ... Confirming Quid Pro Quo???
Missouri: Gov't Small Enough To Shove Up A Planned Parenthood Patient's Cooternanny
David Brooks Thought *Very Carefully* Before Deciding Impeachment A Waste Of Time
President Reading Rainbow Will Beat Impeachment By Confessing Crimes On TV
DOJ Fake Law Has Bad Day In Real Court
Donald Trump Declares Self Florida Man, Demands Bath Salts
Rudy Giuliani Cybered Himself Again
Court Flips Bird To Guy Whose House Police Blew Up
Whose House? Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 1, 2019
Not Much Going On With Trump Impeachment Today, Except ALL THIS SH*T OH MY GOD
Katie Hill Goes Down Fighting, And We're Not Crying, YOU ARE CRYING
Trumps Try To Shiv Biden, Wind Up Murdering Irony
Fraternal Order Of Police Afraid House Democrats Will Treat Trump Like Unarmed Black Child
'Brazilian Trump' Jair Bolsonaro Cries And Screams Like He's Being Confirmed To Supreme Court
We Will Have Whatever Mike Flynn Lawyer Sidney Powell Is Snorting
Senate Accidentally Holds Trump Impeachment Hearing, WHOOPS
Can Kamala Harris Reboot Her Campaign? Yes, She Can
Ken Cuccinelli Promises Never To Deport Sick Kids To Their Deaths, Unless He Wants To
Trump UNSTUPID Enough To Do Any Crimes He Wants, According To Trump!
I Mustache You A Question! Wonkagenda For Thurs., October 31, 2019
No Scott Walker, YOU Look Like The Empty Shelves Of Grocery Stores In Many Socialist Countries!
But Trump Thought Devin Nunes's Idiot Was Ukraine Expert! TRUMP BIG CONFUSE NOW!
Armenian Genocide? Nobody's Business But The Turks'
Meghan McCain Gives Cory Booker Rest Of What's Left Of Her Mind
Trump Impeachment Hearings Visited By Ghost Of GOP Sex Scandals Past!
George Papadopoulos Throws Douchey Hat In Ring For Katie Hill's Seat, Sure What The Hell
Fox News A-Holes Did Not Say What Fox News A-Holes Said About Lt. Col. Vindman, You Shut Your Mouth!
Nancy Pelosi Releases Her Rules For Impeachment Radicals!
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Has Scientists Over To Congress To Dish About Exxon F*cking The Planet
Told Y'all The Ellipses In Trump's Ukraine Crime Call Meant Something!
GOP Senator Wants New Taxes, But Don't Worry It's Just For Black Kids
Game Of Phones. Wonkagenda For Wed., Oct. 30, 2019.
Bill Barr SWEARS Clownshow Investigation Into Trump's Deep State Fantasies Led By Actual Grownup
NRA Just Played (True, Correct) Race Card On Itself, So That Is DELIGHTFUL
Oh Mark Zuckerberg Please Don't Ruin America (Again) -- Facebook Employees
Judge Really Sorry He Can't Make Trump Not Be A Dick To US-Liberians, But That Is 'Law'
If These Scumbags Are Calling You A Traitor Spy, You're Probably Living Right
Donald Trump Blabbed Military Secrets Again? That Can't Be Right!
Rude Trump-Booers Hit Worst People Right In The Civility
Nancy Pelosi: Oh, You Want An Impeachment Vote? Let Me Shove That Up You.
Trump Insults Chicago At Police Chief Conference, Puts Ketchup On Hot Dog
California's On Fire Again. That's How The World Is Now.
Meet Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman, The Purple Heart Who's F*cking Trump Up Today!
Chicago Home. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 29, 2019
Senate's Dumbest Republican Up To Ass In Trump-Ukraine Scandal
Betsy DeVos Contemptible, Also In Contempt Of Court
Katie Hill's Ex-Husband Wanted To Ruin Her Life With Revenge Porn. And He Won.
Badass Judge Tells Idiot Trump DOJ To FORK OVER The EVERYTHING
John Conyers Dies At 90, Leaving Behind Complicated Legacy
Nancy Pelosi Is Not Here For GOP Impeachment Pisspants Tantrums
Trump Borrows Obama's Time Machine, Gets Bin Laden Or Something We Guess
Republicans Still Want To 'Ride Coattails' of President Extortion Treason
Help, Please Explain All Rudy & The Chucklefux Weird Ukraine Ties, They Are Too Confuuuuse!
They Were Not, In Fact, Saying 'Boo-urns'
'Keep The Oil.' Wonkagenda For Monday, Oct. 28, 2019
Donald Trump Personally Killed Head Of ISIS, So Suck It, Obama.
In Which Jane Fonda Gives Her BAFTA Award Acceptance Speech Mid-Arrest
Meme-Famous Anti-Immigrant Lady Arrested For Stealing An Elderly Person's Hotel Points
Justice Kennedy Was Not Good, Mayor Pete. He Was Not Good.
Trump Stunk Up This Criminal Justice Forum, So Kamala Harris Went And Got Her Own
Your Weekly Top Ten Just Waiting For A Butt-Dial From Rudy Giuliani
Tulsi Gabbard Puts On Her Robe And Her Wizard Hat
Trump Gutted Cyber Defenses, Now The FBI Needs YOU!
Wall Street Journal, Why You Lying?
Katie Hill Nakey Pix: Unlegal Or MOST UNLEGAL Or Actually Kind Of Protected?
Everyone Should Be 'Downright Rude' To Harvey Weinstein, Always
Trump Officials In Mad Dash To SPILL IT To Impeachment Investigators
Katie Hill Was In The Closet Making Babies And I Saw One Of The Babies And The Baby Looked At Me!
NYT Op-Ed Just Asking: Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?
Matt Gaetz And Meatball Have Stepping On Rakes Contest. The Rakes Win.
Let's Sit Quietly Together And Witness Elijah Cummings's Funeral
Kellyanne Conway Enjoys Pina Coladas, Threatening Less Powerful Women For The LULZ
Watching The Detectives. Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 25, 2019
Six Things Your Idiot Uncle Walter Doesn't Understand About The Impeachment Of Donald Trump
Watch Mark Zuckerberg Get Beaten Up By Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez And Dem Mean Girls!
Part Time White House Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham Just Awesome At Whatever Job Is
Does Rudy Need A Lawyer? That's A TOUGH ONE!
You Know When You Wake Up Mad At Your Wife For Something She Did In Your Dream?
South Carolina Super Psyched To Force Rape Victims To Have Their Rapist's Babies
Frank Bruni: Democrats Need To Talk More About Religion When I'm Actually Paying Attention
Nunes Conspiracy Stooge Kash Patel Is BACK To Work His Magic On Ukraine
Trump Says No Quid Pro Quo Because OH RATS, IT APPEARS HE'S LYING AGAIN
They 'Even Took The Chairs.' Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct. 24, 2019
SDNY And Chicago Investigating Giuliani's Pals Together, Is That GOOD Or BAD For Rudy?
Budget Hawks Hate Agreeing With Warren, Agree With Warren
Trump Lawyers Defend His Constitutional Right To Shoot Someone On Fifth Avenue
Matt Gaetz's Moron Rebellion Leaves Mark On Impeachment Inquiry. A Skidmark.
Elizabeth Warren Scaring Billionaires So Much They're Going As Her For Halloween
Mo Money, Mo Problems For Rudy 'N' The Chucklef*cks
We Need To Talk More About The 'Deliverable' Trump Wanted From Ukraine
A 'Go To Phrase.' Wonkagenda For Wed., Oct. 23, 2019
Bill Taylor's Testimony Is HOLY SH*T WOW And Trump Is F*CKED
Elizabeth Warren Made A Pit Stop In Chicago To Help Striking Teachers
Violent Proud Boys Will Have To Be Proud In Prison For Next Four Years
Meet Trump's Ukraine Puppetmasters: Putin, Viktor Orbán, And Dipsh*t Rudy Giuliani!
President Mathgood Will Make Polling Great Again!
Crybaby Trump Just Wants Democrats To Stop Lynching Him With Perfectly Legal Impeachment
Hooray! Trump's Golf Trips To Own Trash Palaces Almost Covered By Cracking Down On Poor Kids!
HBO's 'Watchmen' Gives Us A Hero Forged From The Fires Of The Tulsa Massacre
Hillary Clinton Not Guilty Of 'Emails,' New York Times To Apologize Real Soon We Bet
Marco Rubio Wishes Kurds Would Be Better Sports About Impending Genocide
Trump Lawyer Threatening CNN Can Eat Sh*t, Charles
Rudy Giuliani's Chucklef*ck Pals: It's A Gas Gas Gas!
The Victim Card. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 22, 2019
Trump: DURRRRRRRRR ADAM SCHIFF WHISTLEBLOWER PHONY EMOLUMENTS OBAMA NETFLIX? OBAMA NETFLIX?!?!?!
Elizabeth Warren Gets Her Schoolmarm On
Shocking New Poll Reveals Fox News Viewers Are Brainwashed Imbeciles
PSA For Lindsey Graham: Here Are Trump's Ukraine Crimes, Since You Are Dumbass
Pete Buttigieg Promises His 'Medicare For All' Plan Is The Bestest, Least Socialist One Yet
Mike Pompeo Did Not Come On This Question Show To Answer Questions!
Donald Trump Lies He Was Gonna Host G-7 At Miami Trash Palace For FREEEEEE
Mulvaney, Lying In Bed Made Of Sh*t, Demands To Know Who Said He Said He Sleeps In A Sh*tbed
If CNN Wants To Pay Someone To Be Wrong, They Could Go A Lot Cheaper Than Sean Duffy
Clearly. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 21, 2019
Make Yourself Comfortable And Have Some Nice Things!
Chick-Fil-A Lasts A Grand Total Of 8 Days In The U.K. After LGBTQ Groups Tell Them to 'Cluck Off'
Meghan McCain And Tulsi Gabbard Join Hands In Spirit Of Bipartisan Annoyance
Big Pharma Paid 700 Doctors Over A Million Bucks Each. Tell Us Again How Single-Payer Is Too Pricey?
Torture Cheerleader John Yoo Is Back To Lie About The Constitution
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Too Tired To Write A Headline
Hillary Clinton Said True Thing About Tulsi Gabbard, Everybody Sh*t Your Pants!
Mark Zuckerberg: Facebook Is The Frederick Douglass Of Martin Luther Kings
New York Times Shows Softer Side Of Hungarian Authoritarianism
SEAL Commander Who Killed Bin Laden Just Saying The Republic Is Under Attack, From Donald Trump
Rep. Elijah Cummings Goes Out Swinging
Chicago's Teachers Are Mad As Hell
Rick Perry Resigning To Spend More Time With His Subpoenas
Trump Appoints Illuminati Mind Power Warrior Magic Expert To Education Board
Who You Gonna Believe? Mick Mulvaney Or That Dumb Liar Mick Mulvaney?
President Goodbrain Brings Peace To Northern Syria, Eternal Shame On USA
'Get Over It.' Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 18, 2019
Mick Mulvaney: Trump Committed Ukraine Crimes, It Was Awesome, GET OVER IT!
Welcome, G-7 Leaders, To Trump Miami Trash Palace, Ass-Grabs And Bedbugs For Free!
Marianne Williamson Not Leaving Dem Race Until She's Tricked Into Saying Name Backwards
Adam Schiff To Whiny Republicans: CALM YOUR F*CKING BALLS
When It Comes To Bernie Sanders, America's Fact-Checkers Suddenly A Bunch Of Existentialists
Closed Door Hearings BAD NOW, Declares Party Of Benghazi/Travelgate/Fast & Furious
Nancy Pelosi Blesses Trump's Heart, As His Brain Is Unavailable For Blessing
Elijah Cummings, 1951-2019: The Gentleman Yields
Oh Sad, Looks Like Susan Collins Gonna Get Impeached (By Voters)
Hot For Third Grade Teacher. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct. 17, 2019
Trump Not Sure If Rudy Giuliani Is Literal Actual Foreign Agent ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Trump Tells Kurds To Go Pound Sand, Since That's All He's Left Them
Mick Mulvaney Is Up To His Mick In It
Trump White House ID's REAL Ukraine Treason-Crimer And It Is ... Let's Say That Guy!
Mitch McConnell Wants Pelosi To Lay Off Trump, Start Passing Legislation He Can Kill
Medicare For All Might Be Paid For With Taxes? Forget It, Let's Keep CrapCare.
Michael Flynn's Batsh*t Lawyer Has OUTDONE HERSELF
Tulsi Gabbard Brings Friend To Debate, Oh F*ck, It's Assad!
Democrats In Dem Primary Debate Beat Up On Elizabeth Warren From The Right
Thank God Donald Trump Is Protecting Us From Lost British Tourists And Their Babies
Rudy Giuliani Don't Need No Stinkin' Lawyers!
ROUND 4! Wonkagenda For Wed., Oct. 16, 2019
Who Invited Tulsi? Your Democratic Debate Liveblog!
Bombshell Congressional Testimony Gently Suggests NYT's Ken Vogel Is Bad Reporter
Hey, Can Trump Sue Adam Schiff And Nancy Pelosi For 'Bad Phone Call'? A Constitutionsplainer!
Don Junior Knows Who Is A Failson And It Is LOOK OVER THERE!
Republicans On Another Voter Roll Purging Binge
Everything You Wanted To Know About Trump's Impeachment This Week But Were Too Dumb To Ask
Good News! Cop Charged For Killing Atatiana Jefferson! Better News Would Be Not Killing Her At All
Donald Trump Takes Bold Action To Stop Turkish Invasion of Syria OK'd By Donald Trump
Fiona Hill Is Here To F*ck Sh*t Up! And She's Bringing ... John Bolton?
LOL Rudy Giuliani, It's So Much Worse For You Than We Thought!
Can Mike Bloomberg Save Democrats, His Bank Account From Elizabeth Warren?
Good Luck At The Debate Tomorrow Night, Tulsi Gabbard! (It Is Tonight)
A 'Drug Deal.' Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 15, 2019
WaPo Says Mike Pence Has A Gay Friend. CASE CLOSED!
If A Woman Wins A Nobel Prize Without A Peener, Does It Make A Sound?
Trump's Syria-Turkey-Kurd F*ckbungle, Sort Of Explained
Donald Trump's Very Excellent China Trade Deal Which Does Not Exist
Liz Cheney Knows Who's Really Murdering The Kurds, And It Is DAMN YOU ADAM SCHIFF!
Bill Barr Will Defend Religious Bigots From Heathens Who Want To Mind Their Own Business
Hero Local Reporter Kicks Mike Pompeo In The Nards
'Thoughts And Prayers' To Our Kurdish Allies
Sondland Opts For The 'I'm An Idiot, And So Are You' Defense
With Friends Like These. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 14, 2019
Stretch Out And Enjoy Some Nice Things!
Sorry, We Need To Cover The War Crimes Today
These Are Just Some Really Good Jams About How The Earth Is Flat And Gravity Is Not Real
Four Different Federal Courts Told Trump to Go F*ck Himself Yesterday
Ohio Can't Police Your Reason For Getting An Abortion, Says Appeals Court
Serious Media Very Concerned Elizabeth Warren Is So Awesome She'll Help Re-Elect Trump
A Children's Treasury Of Shep Smith Being Substantially Less Terrible Than Everyone Else At Fox
Your Weekly Top Ten Makes This Face When We See Rudy Giuliani On TV
California Might Have Electricity Tomorrow, It Might Not! Thanks, Climate Change! Thanks, PG&E!
Get A Load Of These Cranks Who Think They're Too Good For Trey Gowdy
Tiny Ben Shapiro Threatens Beto O'Rourke With His Big, Bad Gun
At CNN Town Hall, Democrats Talk About LGBTQ People Like They Are People
Ambassador Marie Yovanovitch Is In Ur Congress Telling The Ukraine Secretz
Sorry About Your Trump Slob Picnic, Minneapolis
Lindsey Graham Got A Russian Prank Call, But They Didn't Offer Any Nakey Trump Pics :(
Senate Intel Finds SURPRISE, Trump Got A Big Boost From His Pal Putin
American Sexy Infections At All-Time High. Less Planned Parenthood, Please!
Why Is Pat Robertson Dropkicking Trump Into Hell Today, WAIT WHAT?
Nuremberg Rallies Are Back. Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct 11, 2019
46 Years Ago Today, A Crook Resigned. No, Not THAT Crook! (It Was Spiro Agnew.)
California Knows How To Party CRIMINAL JUSTICE REFORM STYLE Y'ALL
Trump DOJ Knows Who Was An Innocent Lamb And It Is Richard Nixon
Rudy Giuliani's Ukrainian Fixers MAYBE Did Crimes With US Congressman, Are In Jail
What Elizabeth Warren Environmental Justice Plan Are We Going To Debunk Tod... Wait
Crazy Aunt Tulsi Gabbard Running Around Screaming 'RIGGED' Again
Oh Nothing, Just Trump Asking Rex Tillerson To Commit Crimes In The Oval Office For Rudy Giuliani
Chris Cillizza Too Much Of A Joke To Know When Hillary Clinton Is Joking
Trump: Was It Over When The Kurds Bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell No!
No Seriously Leave Her Alone. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct. 10
'Praise Jesus, Trey Gowdy Said YES!' And Other News From Trump's Very Smart Impeachment Lawyers
Congratulations, Billionaires! You Really Do Have Lower Tax Rates Than Everyone Now!
Nice Time! Polls Show Elizabeth Warren Looking Pretty Damn 'Electable'
Well Of Course A Bigot Science Denier Is (Acting At) Running The Bureau Of Land Management
White House Declares Constitutional Crisis, Moral Bankruptcy
Matt Lauer MAYBE Even More Of Gross, Rapist Assh*le Than We Thought, MAYBE
Did Diamond And Silk Write This Impeachment Letter To Congress?
Joe Biden Has College Plan, Definitely Has Word 'College' In It!
Supreme Court Ready To Rock You, We Mean Really, Throw Rocks At You
A Hard Rain's Gonna Fall. Wonkagenda For Wed., Oct. 9, 2019
Rudy Giuliani And Lindsey Graham Gonna Impeach The Impeachers With UKRAINIAN SCIENCE FACTS!
Desperate Trump Wants To Use Polygraphs, Probably Divining Rods, To Find White House Leakers
SHUT UP! The GOP Is Not Panicking About Impeachment Poll Numbers, YOU LIE!
What Dumb Wingnut Lie About Elizabeth Warren Shall We Debunk Today?
House Democrats Vow To Protect Whistleblower From House Republicans
Sounds Like Trump's Call With Turkey Was Not Very 'Perfect' :(
Republicans BIG MAD About Trump's Syria Pull-Out, Still OK With All The Treason
Republicans Consider Thinking About Growing A Conscience. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 8, 2019
Chuck Todd Devours Another GOP Senator, Please Sir May He Have Another?
Trump And DOJ: If The President, His Family Or Their Businesses Do It, It's Not Illegal
Mitch McConnell's Wife Elaine Chao Practicing The Art Of The Steal
Young Black Conservatives Follow Candace Owens Up Donald Trump's Racist Ass
Trump's Latest Immigration Bullsh*t: No Health Insurance, No Visa!
Did Turkey Promise To Investigate Joe Biden Or Something? Is That Why Trump's Pulling Out Of Syria?
Rick Perry, IT'S SHOWTIME! No, Not The Dancing Show, The Impeachment Show!
If You Don’t Stop And Look Around, You Might Miss The Impeachment. Your Sunday Show Rundown!
The Blame Game! Wonkagenda For Monday, Oct. 07, 2019
SNL's Elizabeth Warren Is Into BDSM — Bank Destroyin' And Savin' Medicare
Wonkette Book Club: Gilead Is Da Bomb
Patriotic CBP Officer Held Journalist's Passport Hostage Until He Admitted He Wrote 'Propaganda'
City Thinks Cops Can Legally Murder Undocumented Immigrants
Your Weekly Top Ten Is WAKE US UP WHEN F*CKER IS IMPEACHED
Any Trumps Or Trump Retainers Wanna Whine About People 'Profiting' Off The Presidency?
Quid Pro Qu-OOOOLY SH*T! Let's Read Some State Department Texts About Trump's Ukraine Crimes!
Elizabeth Warren Gets Her Norma Rae On. You Know, For A Change
Oh NOW You Want To Hear About The Treasury Whistleblower? Well OK!
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Does Not *Not* Say She Wants To Eat Delicious Babies
David Brooks Writes Some Dumb F*cking Thing, We Don't Know We Made Dok Read It
Trump, China Have Such Perfect Call No One Can Ever Hear It Until Heat Death Of Universe
Fox News Judge Just Saying IMPEACH THE MOTHERF*CKER ALREADY!
Trump Admits High Crimes (Again). Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 4, 2019
You Know What Liz Warren Was Missing? SEXY. Thanks Jacob Wohl And The Other One!
GOP Impeachment Plan To Dress Up Like Grandma And Devour Swing State Dems Hits A Snag
Trump Can Add 'GINA To His Articles Of Impeachment, Please?
Texas Gov Generously Offers To Help Austin Homeless. If by 'Help' You Mean 'Leper Colonies.'
Rudy Giuliani And John Solomon Very Good At Law, Journalism, Human Beingness, Sanity
Amber Guyger Sentenced To 10 Years, Multiple Hugs
Mike Pence Was Just Following Orders, Forgive Him Mother For He Has Sinned!
Uh Oh, Did Adam Schiff Do TREASON COLLUSION With The Whistleblower's Report? (No)
Propaganda Packet! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct. 3, 2019
IN MEMORIAM: Fox News Dumps Todd Starnes Like An Overflowing Piss Jar
Rudy Giuliani Suing The Swamp, This Table, Your Mom
President BrainStupid Handling Impeachment Well Today
AZ Republican Shoots Self In Foot, Which Is In His Mouth, Which Also Has Poop In It, METAPHORICALLY
Hey Any Bernie Sanders News Today?
Trump's Personal Pussycat Doll Is Dumb And Wrong On The Internet!
Whatever Bill Barr Did In Italy For Trump, We Bet It Was Sexxxy Like CIAO!
Baby Cages? Child's Play. Let Trump Show You Border Wall Of Razor Blades And Zyklon B
Congress Has Had Just About Enough Of Your Sh*t, Mike Pompeo
Not Even Bill Barr Is Falling For Mike Flynn Lawyer's Bullsh*t
GOP Senator From MENSA Gonna Ban Joe Biden From Getting Hired In Ukraine EVER AGAIN!
Shoot Them In The Leg. Wonkagenda For Wed., Oct. 2, 2019
It Just Got A Little Harder To Be A Horrifying Misogynist On Reddit
Redundancy Alert Cartoon Donald Trump Is Cartoon, Redundant
Is Trump's Ukraine Treason Sh*t About Russian Sanctions? Yeah, Sure, Why Wouldn't It Be
Lookin' To Launder Your Ukraine Conspiracy BS? Call 1-900-THE-FEDERALIST!
Devin Nunes Sues ANOTHER Reporter Over 'Defamatory Gist' Of Moo-Cow Hit Piece, AGAIN
Yay, It's Bill Barr's Super Cool Global Carmen-Sandiego-On-Bath-Salts Tour For Trump!
Former Cop Amber Guyger Declares Botham Jean's Home Her Own Castle
New Labor Secretary Eugene Scalia Argued Employee Should Sh*t Herself At Work!
Mike Pompeo Just FORGOT He Was On That Ukraine Shakedown Call. Yeah, That's The Ticket!
LORDY, There Are Tapes? Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 1, 2019
Donald Trump Is Stupid King Lear And The Wall Street Journal Is Fools And Madmen
Kamala Harris Parodied On SNL, Doesn't Even Arrest Maya Rudolph
Bad Dumb Lady: Why Won't Greta Thunberg's Parents Stop Letting Us Hit Her?
Newt Gingrich Knows A BS Partisan Impeachment When He Orchestrates One
Donald Trump Accusing Anyone Of Treason Today? Oh Good!
Trump Gonna Have A Civil War Or A Hissy Fit, Whichever Is Easiest
It's Getting Hard Out Here For Trump's Henchmen
'An Exercise In Obfuscation.' Wonkagenda For Mon., Sept., 30, 2019
Robert DeNiro Is Just The F*cking Best.
Wonkette Book Club: Reading Margaret Atwood in Trumpland
Did Wonkette Murder This Strange Man's Assault Cane Business? He Seems To Think So!
Beto Calls On Trump To Resign, Like That's Gonna Happen
Right-wing Conspiracists Really Want To Believe Greta Thunberg Is An Actress.
Donald Trump Murders Gun Control In Exchange For Impeachment 'Support' From The NRA. Allegedly.
Donald Trump Told The Russians To Hack Away, And It's ALL Coming Out Now
Your Weekly Top Ten FOUND A NEW BABY, LOOK AT IT
White House Worried Impeachment Will Make Trump Liddle' More Bugf*ck Dead Weight Than Usual
Tucker Carlson Gonna Beat Up Another Gay Dude In A Bathroom, WATCH OUT SHEP SMITH!
David Brooks Frets Impeaching Trump Will Let Trump Off, As Opposed To Not Impeaching Him
We Need To Talk More About The Private Server Where Trump Hides His Traitor Secrets
Paul Ryan Only Resigned To Better Impeach Trump From Private Sector
US Slashes Refugees. No, Not Like With A Straight Razor. Okay Well Kind Of.
New York Times Checks In On 'Swing Voters'. Yes They Still Love Trump!
Hero Whistleblower Tried To Come Forward Weeks Ago. Then The White House Found Out.
Breaking The Law Breaking The Law!
We're 'Scum.' Wonkagenda For Friday, Sept. 27, 2019
The Federalist Doth Accuse Goody Greta Thunberg And Other 'Climate Worshipers' Of WITCHCRAFT
Who Exactly Does Rudy Giuliani Think He's Helping Here?
Trump GRRRR SO MAD! Let's Read The Whistleblower Complaint That's Making Him GRRRR SO MAD!
'Super Horny' Amber Guyger Explains Why Botham Jean Made Her Kill Him In His Own Home
Bill Barr Is Knee Deep In Sh*t. And So Is White House Counsel Pat Cipollone.
'It's A Joke!' Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 26, 2019
This Morning's DNI Hearing Gonna Drive Trump BATSH*T. A Liveblog!
Trump Crime-Bosses Ukrainian President To His Face On Live TV, Very Legal And Very Cool!
John Yoo Is Back To Torture The Constitution, Your Brain
Rudy Giuliani Can't Stop, Won't Stop. Although He Really Should STOP. Like, NOW.
Remember When Kamala Harris Made Bill Barr Crap His Pants? We Do. It Was Awesome.
Sean Duffy (R-Not In Congress) Wants To Save All The Gay Fetuses
Trump's Ukraine 'Transcript' Is Real, And It Is BUGF*CK
Chuck Todd Did Journalism On Biden 'Ukrainium One' Story, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH CHUCK TODD?
WHAT IS THAT SHIFTY SUMBITCH MITCH MCCONNELL UP TO?
Why The Dems Finally Pulled This Car Over, So Help Them God
At Laaastttt. Wonkagenda For Wed., Sept. 25, 2019
NANCY DON'T FAIL US NOW! Your Nancy Pelosi Trump Impeachment Liveblog!
Nancy Pelosi Is Ready To Rock-N-Roll, Baby!
Breaking New York Times Scoop: Trump Doesn't Care If Journalists Live Or Die
Trump Wins Nobel Peace Prize For Reading Weirdass UN Speech ALMOST Perfectly!
White House Press Sec Stephanie Grisham Still Not Sure Exactly What It Is She Does Here
The Dam Has Broken! Looks Like Nancy Pelosi MIIIGHT Let Us Impeach A Motherf*cker!
Tennessee Will Make You Sit In The Corner Young Lady And THINK ABOUT YOUR ABORTION
The GOP Knows Damn Well That Donald Trump Ordered That Code Red
'Dictator Day.' Wonkagenda for Tues., Sept. 24, 2019
Yeah, It's Now O'Clock Time For Pelosi & Democrats To Impeach President Treason
Greta Thunberg Seeing Donald Trump At UN: More Carrie Or Firestarter?
Don Jr. And Vanky Will Decide America's Gun Policy, ThankYouVeryMuch
We Were In The Sh*t, Man! The 2019 Iowa Democrats Steak Fry, We Mean
Mike Pence Will Bring Home Michigan If He Has To Punch Every Resident In The Nuts Himself
Orlando School Cop Keeping America Safe From Cranky Six-Year-Old Girl
Rand Paul, Liz Cheney Hate Each Other, Are BOTH RIGHT
Trump Backs Down, Won't Deport Sick Kids (While Anyone's Looking)
Trump Only F*cked That Ukrainian Chicken Because He Loves America So Much
Steve Mnuchin Gonna Git Those Trump Boys ... Just Kidding, That's If He Weren't A Lying Hypocrite
All Sizzle. Wonkagenda For Mon., Sept. 23, 2019
Some Neat Stuff For A Lazy Sunday
Grifty Jacob Wohl Has Some Hot Tips On Being Manly And Whatnot
Tony Perkins Absolutely Outraged That House Dems Oppose Government Subsidized Hate Groups
Candace Owens Says We All Need To Just Chill The F**K Out About 'White Supremacy'
Is Anyone Surprised That Trump Is Sending Troops To Saudi Arabia To Protect Oil?
Your Weekly Top Ten Used To Have A Black Dog But Now We Have ... Whatever This Is
Trump: NO UKRAINE CRIMES! NO UKRAINE CRIMES! OK Here Are My Ukraine Crimes.
Let's Look At Some Nice Pictures Of The Global Climate Strike!
Trump Has Secret Plan To Steal MORE Money From Troops For WALL
Moscow Mitch Does Absolute Least He Can Do On Election Security, DO NOT CONGRATULATE
David Brooks Knows Who Killed America: Elizabeth Warren, In The White House, With A Plan
RUDY GIULIANI, ARE YOU OK? DO YOU NEED TO FIND A POLICEMAN OR A GROWNUP?
Darrell Issa's Nomination To Trump Trade Job Burns Down To The Ground
FINALLY! Betsy DeVos ORDERING Universities To Remake Curricula For Jesus And Netanyahu
Rudy Sh*ts The Bed (Again)! Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 20, 2019
Uh Oh! Did Fox Just 'Cancel Culture' Taylor Swift?
16-Year-Old Badass Schools Congress On Climate Change
Stephen Miller Reportedly Doing Coitus
Donald Trump To LOCK HER UP San Francisco For Homeless Pollution
Tom Steyer Won't Tell You Where His Money Comes From So Please Make Him President
What Did Trump Promise To The President Of Ukraine? Or Russia? Or, You Know, Whomever?
36 Karens Agree: Requiring Schoolkids To Be Vaccinated Is EXACTLY Like Jim Crow
Who Murdered The President's Gun Background Checks Which He Totally Wanted Very Much?
Justin Trudeau Falls Flat On His Blackface
Apple To European Tax Commission: Eat Me
Those Russian Spy Houses Trump REALLY Wants To Give Back To Putin? Spied On The FBI And CIA. YEP!
Hanging On The Telephone! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 19, 2019
Ben Shapiro Is Wrong And Stupid About Pronouns, By A Doktor Of Rhetoric
Get A Load Of Robert O'Brien, Trump's Newest NSA Assh*le
Shorter CNN: 'Lie To Me, Corey Lewandowski! LIE TO ME, LIE TO ME, LIE TO ME!'
Holy Hell, This 'Back To School' Ad For The NRA Era
Kyrsten Sinema Under Attack From Arizona Democrats Who Don't Realize They're In Arizona
Acting DNI Maguire Is Sh*t Scared Of SOMETHING
Trump To MAKE CALIFORNIA SMOGGY AGAIN!
Super Normal Right-Wing Talk Show Discusses Killing Antifascists In Their Sleep
Help! We Live In A World Where 'Governor Zack Morris' Is An Entirely Plausible Scenario!
Dear Democrats: THIS Is How You Handle A Full-Of-Sh*t Clownshow Liar Like Corey Lewandowski
Ayanna Pressley Wants to Impeach Brett Kavanaugh & We're Bringing The Torches & Pitchforks
Trump Announces Exciting Plan To Turn Armed Forces Into Whores With Guns
Donald Trump Wants The Hispanics To Vote For Him, Even The Ones Who Look Norwegian
Liar, Liar. Wonkagenda For Wednesday, Sept., 18, 2019
Elizabeth Warren Is Not Afraid
Corey Lewandowski And Impeachment Hearings? RIGHT NOW? Someone Should Have Mentioned! A Liveblog.
Manhattan DA Cyrus Vance Will Take Trump's Tax Returns Now, Because THIS IS NEW YORK, BITCH
Sean Spicer Hoping Jesus Will Rig Dancing With The Stars For Him
The 'Saudi 9/11' Was Called '9/11,' You Stupid Trump A-Holes
Even Lindsey Graham Hates White Power Judicial Nominee Pud Steven Menashi
A New Nightmare. Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept 17, 2019
CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL BEN SHAPIRO ALL ABOUT BRETT KAVANAUGH'S COCK?
Nice Time! Your Hippie 'Wind' And 'Solar' Gonna Murder Fracking DEAD
Adam Schiff Invites New Acting DNI To Bury Whistleblower Report To Congress's Face!
And Now For Something Completely Different, The President's Brain Is Broken
Who Needs To Be Shot? Fox News Has Some Ideas!
Who Will Trump Bomb? Only Saudi Arabia Can Say.
New Brett Kavanaugh Sexual Assault Allegations? WHAT? No! Really? THE F*CK YOU SAY!
USCIS: 'Stop Us, Or More Sick Immigrant Kids Will Survive!'
MusKegon Kop Kanned For Keeping Klan Kollectibles In Krib
Rand Paul Vs. Liz Cheney: LET THEM FIGHT.
Cock Tales. Wonkagenda For Mon., Sept. 16, 2019
Come Up For Air And Have Some Nice Things
Seth Rich's Family May Now Sue The Pants Off Of Fox News, Appeals Court Rules
Anti-Vaxxer Throws Bloody Diva Cup At California State Senate, 'For The Dead Babies'
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Too Busy To Talk To You Right Now
Trump: What If We Just Did The Obama Iran Deal ... BUT STUPIDER?
Russia Wants Its CIA Asset Spy Back, HECKUVA JOB, EVERYONE!
Who The F*ck Is Elizabeth Heng And Why Is She Setting Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez On Fire?
Unfunny Racist SNL Hire Shane Gillis Hopes His Non-Apology Will Save His Career
Trump's Final Homeless Solution Will Be TERRIFIC, By Which We Mean Terrifying.
Justice Department Will Get Andy McCabe, Or Die Tryin'
Meet Briscoe Cain, The Texas Rep Idiot Who Death Threated Beto Last Night. WHAT A BIG MAN!
Supreme Court Did Thing Again. It Was Not A Good Thing
Trump Loses His African-American, Now Down To A Mismatched Burlap And Pebble
DEBATE-A-PALOOZA! Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 13, 2019
NO CUSSING! Your F*cking Democratic Debate Liveblog
Beto, Let's Get It Out Of Our System Now: COCK DICK MOTHERF*CKER SH*T BONER ASSWHISTLE!
Now Stuart Varney's Gone And Made An Elizabeth Warren Campaign Ad, Too!
Whom Should Facebook Believe About Medically Necessary Abortions, Actual Doctors or Lila Rose?
Is Mike Pompeo A Heat-Seeking Missile For Henry Kissinger's Ass? The News Says Maybe!
Eugene Scalia As Trump's New Secretary Of Labor? Smother Us With A Pillow, We're Dead!
Biden Guy Ed Rendell Hits Elizabeth Warren And It's ... Really? That's It?
AOC, Ayanna Hold Hearings On Sick Immigrants. Like ICE And USCIS Gonna Answer Questions From A GIRL
Jerry Falwell Jr.'s Wondercock Gonna SUE YOU SO HARD! No, HARDER!
Rudy Giuliani Took 'Blue' Anniversary of 9/11 A Little Too Literally
ROUND THREE! Wonkagenda For Thursday, Sept. 12, 2019
Michael Flynn Is A Very Serious Person With A Very Serious Lawyer
The Top 9,371 Times ProPublica Caught Brad Parscale Being A LiarF*ckingLiar
Congressman Real World Pretty Sure Student Loan Crisis Caused By Kids Too Dumb For Harvard
What's Better Than Trump's Worst Poll Ever? TWO Trump's Worst Polls Evers!
FEMA Chick Very Literally In Bed With Electric Company 'Fixing' Puerto Rico's 'Grid'
Jerry Falwell Demands FBI Prosecute 'Coup' Plotters For Criminal Conspiracy To Talk Shit About Him
Trump Thinks Using Foreign Spies Is HOW RUDE!
Frottage Perv Mark Halperin REFUSES To Take His Gross Penis And Go Home
CNBC Made A Pretty Good Ad For Elizabeth Warren, CLASS WAR
Forget What? Wonkagenda For Wed., Sept. 11, 2019
Fine, Here Is Your Damn 'Todd Palin Quits Marriage Halfway Through Term' Post, YOU HAPPY NOW?
'I Know Nothing' Says Trump In Almost-True Tweet Denying Hoovering Military Money For His Hotel
Of Course Wilbur Ross Threatened To Fire All The Weather People If They Didn't Lie For Trump
John Bolton, You Are BYE FELICIA BYE!
Stacey Abrams Has A PLAN FOR THAT.
House Dems Just Curious Why Trump FORCING UKRAINE TO MEDDLE IN 2020 ELECTION
Everything About This Russian Spy Extraction Story Is Unsettling As F*ck
Did Bahamian Hurricane Survivors Get Screwed By Trump, Incompetence, Or Trump's Incompetence?
Serfs Up! Wonkagenda For Tuesday, Sept. 10, 2019
Jerry And His Amazing Technicolor Dreamcock: The Jerry Falwell Jr. Story! Allegedly!
Bill Barr Will Help Democrats Get Trump's Tax Returns, Cross His Fingers And Hope To Die!
Trump Disinvites Taliban From Slumber Party, Tells Friends They're 'On A Break'
North Carolina Will Get 2018 Election Right This Time, You Betcha!
Guess We'll Never Get To See 'Baby Jails: The Movie' Now
Air Force Finds Exciting New Way To Make Trump Hotels Great Again
Who Does Felicity Huffman Have To Bribe Around Here To Stay Out Of Jail?
Time For Another Edition Of 'If Obama Had Done That,' Starring Mike Pompeo!
Peace In Our Time? Wonkagenda For Monday, Sept. 9, 2019
You Don't Need A Weatherman To Know We've Got The Nice Things
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Unclear On Why She Is Not A Feminist Icon
Laura Ingraham Triggers All The Libs Who Think She Can't Drink A Steak Or Eat Light Bulbs
AZ GOP Chair Kelli Ward Just Ironically Threatening To Shoot Mark Kelly In The Head
Your Weekly Top Ten Drew Sharpie Dicks All Over This Post
WONKETTE DEFEATS THINKPROGRESS
University Of Alabama Dean YOU'RE FIRED For Tweeting While Black
Rich Lowry Just Asking WHAT ABOUT BLACK-ON-BLACK SLAVERY?????
David Brooks Stands Athwart History Yelling 'BOTH SIDES!'
Donald Trump HEREBY ORDERS Jobs Report To Be AWESOME!!!1!
Boston Judge Goes Wilding On Defense Lawyer, 'Straight Pride Parade' Counterprotesters
Mommyblogging The Ben Folds And Cake Show, By Me, A Mommyblogger!
Howard Schultz, We Hardly Knew You And We Couldn't Be Happier About That
BREAKING: Michelle Obama Was One Adorable Little Girl
ICE Lady: It's One Immigrant, Michael, How Many Anchor Babies Could She Have? Seven Million?
It's Time For Donald Trump's Daily Alabama Hurricane Watch, Starring Donald Trump!
TRUST FALL! Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 6, 2019
Hey White House, Should We Keep Talking About 'Alabama' More, FOREVER? Okay.
Trump's Good Re-election Plan: Starve The Military In Swing States! Yay!
Nice Time! US Embassy Lets Palestinian Kid Back In For Harvard, Probably All Going To Be Fired Now
Trump Idiots Only Had One Elizabeth Warren Attack, And They Blew Their Wad Early :(
Devin Nunes Drops Suit Against Own Constituents To Spend More Time Suing The RICOs
Go Play With Your Fake Maps, Trump, And Leave National Treasure Debra Messing ALOOONE
CNN Did A Democrat Climate Thing And It Was Pretty Good!
Who Knew Trump's Mental Breakdown Would Involve Drawing Dicks On Hurricane Maps?
Today Would Be A Good Day For Moscow Mitch To Go F*ck Himself With A Russian Matryoshka Doll
Here Comes The Story Of The Hurricane. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 5, 2019
BEHAAAAVE YOURSELVES, It's The Dems' Climate Change Town Hall!
North Carolina Judges Piss On GOP's Election Maps Like They're On Fire!
Ben Shapiro OUTRAGED That Walmart Workers Don't Want To Die For His Freedoms
Mike Pence Wasn't 'Ordered' To Slip Cash In Trump's Stocking, He Did It Because He Wanted To.
Texas Rep. Dan Crenshaw Thinks Guns, Like Hugs And Chlamydia, Are Better When You Share
Stable Genius Will Fix Economy He F*cked Up By ... Just Kidding, He Has No Plan
Parliament Speaker Borrows Obama's Time Machine To Englishly Channel Dead Breitbart
In The Matter Of Playboy V. White House, Judge Says Get F*cked
Congress To Hold Hearings On How Gross Trump's Yeti Pubes Really Are
Bernie Sanders And The Case Of The Absolutely True Campaign Message, You Fact Checker DICKS.
Meghan McCain Wants Her Guns And She Wants Them NOOOW
Stolen Valor. Wait, No. Stolen WALL. Wonkagenda For Wed., Sept. 4, 2019
Walmart Takes Away Walmart Shoppers' Guns!
The Category Five Storm Is IN TRUMP'S BRAIN!
How Can Mike Pence Be Anti-Gay? He Was Munchin' Beanie Weenies With A Gay Five Minutes Ago!
Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey INVENTED Blackface Trend, Way Before Poseur Ralph Northam
Texas Gunman Failed Background Check, Ipso Facto MOAR GUNZ NOW
Trump Campaign Manager Brad Parscale Draining Swamp All Over His Wife
F*ckin' Right Beto's Coming For Your F*ckin' Guns
Harry Potter And The Extremely Gullible Priest
Trump The Merciful Will Now Only Deport MOST Kids With Cancer
DON'T SHOOT THE HURRICANE! Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 3, 2019
A Nation That Isn't Crazy About Labor Celebrates Labor Day
A Pleasing Plethora Of Puppies And Other Nice Things
Tomi Lahren Admits That Her Very Patriotic Leggings Were Made In China
So This Is What The 'Straight Pride Parade' Looks Like. Huh.
Your Weekly Top Ten Is OUT OF TOWN
Maybe Donald Trump Can Explain How Killing This Woman Will Make America Great, Because We Sure Can't
Michael Flynn Would Like More Time To Prove He Didn't Do Thing He Admitted Doing In Open Court
Rudy Giuliani REALLY Doesn't Want To Talk About FBI Agents Leaking Hillary Dirt Up His Ass In 2016
Donald Trump's Hurricane Safety Tips!
Georgia Election Missing 100,000 Votes, Mostly From Democrats And Black Folks. Is That Bad?
Inspector General Says James Comey Not A Criminal, Just A Very Saucy Boy!
SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE! Wonkagenda For Fri., August 30, 2019
In The Matter Of Diamond And Silk's Very Real Lawyer v. Wonkette: Bring It, Sh*thead
Darrell Issa 'Bout To Move On Duncan Hunter Like A Bitch
Mark Levin: How Can There Be White Privilege When Obama Doesn't Even Live In The Projects?
Very Dangerous Teenage Harvard Student Deported For Having Facebook Friends
Loser Trump Wants To Win Something, Instead Of Losing All The Time Like Big Dumb Loser
Good News! Trump Isn't F*cking Over ALL The Troops And Their Kids. Just SOME Of 'Em!
Grabassery At The NRA? Fam, We Are SHOOK!
Trump Has New Idea For Building WALL: What If He Orders People To Commit Crimes For Him?
It Gets Worse. Wonkagenda For Thurs., August 29, 2019
Next Democratic Debate (Probably) Only One Night, Thanks Tulsi Gabbard And Tom Steyer!
MAGA Hat Creeps Must Have Some Weird Kink For Getting Their Asses Kicked By Liberals
Trump Kicking Sick Kids Out Of America Now, So They Can Die Elsewhere!
Uh Oh, Donald Trump! DEUTSCHE BANK COMETH!
'Proud Boys' Terrorizing Small Children Thwarted By Heroic 'Parasol Patrol'
Appeals Court Says Minnesota Camera Bigots Don't Have To Shoot Gay Weddings, STRAIGHTS ONLY!
Ben Shapiro Has Thoughts On Slavery. They Are Gratuitously Stupid Thoughts.
Brazilian Trump Knows Only Pissing Contests With Emmanuel Macron Can Stop Forest Fires
The Bedbugs Bite. Wonkagenda For Wed., August 28, 2019
Trump HEREBY ORDERS You All To Stop Talking About Bedbugs At Doral!
Susan Collins 'Sad' Voters Might Punish HER For Impending Loss Of Reproductive Rights, How Rude!
States Sue To Keep Trump From Jailing Babies Forever, Because That's Where We Are As A Nation
'Fox & Friends' Idiot Wishes Taylor Swift Would Stop Cramming Gays Down Everybody's Throat
We Need To Talk Some More About President BabbleSh*t's Humiliating G7 Performance
House Judiciary Committee Finally Lighting A Fire Under Don McGahn's Ass
Nice FEC You Got There. Shame If Anything ... Oh Sh*t, Something Happened To It.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Launches Website For Future Grifting Purposes, Whatever They Might Be!
Bret Stephens Has A Real Bedbug Up His Ass Today
Florida Teacher 'Jokes' About Blowing Up School, Wait, Why Isn't Everybody Laughing?
So Long And Thanks For All The Fish. Wonkagenda For Tues., August 27, 2019
Stupid 'Fox & Friends' Idiot Pretty Sure If Instagram Exists, Hurricanes Can Be Shot Out Of Sky
Rudy Giuliani Is Just Asking Questions
Jim Bakker's Friend Here Had Quite A Vision About Donald Trump As A Bloody Goat!
Florida Creep Who Killed Black Man Over Parking Spot Will Now Stand His Ground In Prison
Trump Would Like To Charge Admission For Next G7, NO GROUPONS PLEASE
Guess Who's Coming Back To Terrorize Immigrants Some More? It's F*cking Joe Arpaio!
Trump Declares Victory In All Trade Wars, HEREBY ORDERS Stock Market To Rise
Trump Bumblef*cks His Way Through Another G7, DO NOT CONGRATULATE
Stable Genius Gonna Nuke Hurricanes With Literally Invisible F35 Airplanes, It's Just Science
We Don't Need No Stinkin' FTC!
INCONCEIVABLE! Wonkagenda For Mon., August 26, 2019
We've Got More Nice Things Than You Can Shake A Stick At!
Kim Davis Is Back And Losing All Of The Lawsuits
Some Good Advice From 1998: Don't Talk To Strangers, Especially If They Have Mustaches
Trump Now Claiming He Is Not The Messiah After All
Trump Gave A$AP Rocky An Offer He Couldn't Refuse. He Refused.
Racist Michigan Lady Unable To Get Town On Board With Her Dream To Keep It White
GMA's Lara Spencer Laughs At 6-Year-Old Boy Who Likes Ballet Because She's Terrible
Your Weekly Top Ten Is A TODDLER DRIVING A WONKEBAGO
Tomi Lahren Debuts Athleisure Line For The Woman Who Wants Yoga Pants That DON'T Hate America
Sure Seems Like This Ridiculous Racist Lady Shouldn't Be Teaching Law At Penn
KING TRUMP HEREBY ORDERS Hahahahahahahahahahaha Shut Up
Yr Wonkette Says Only Good Things About The Dead. David Koch Is Dead. Good.
The Three Stupidest Things Fox News Said Yesterday (Only Most Of Them Were Brian Kilmeade)
All These Democrat Criminal Justice Reform Plans Is A COP!
New Sarah Huckabee Sanders Has History Of Plagiarism And DUIs, She Sounds #BeBest
Overstock Dude Says He Only Pretended To Bone Russian Spy Maria Butina For Love Of Country
'Remain Calm!' Wonkagenda For Friday, August 23, 2019
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Hired By Father Of (Trump's) Lies
I Ate The Melon So Delicious It Maybe Killed A Pope One Time
The Amazon Is On Fire. Bummer If You're A Fan Of Oxygen.
Very Shocking New Poll Shows Anti-Abortion A-Holes Mostly Just Hate Women
Right-Wing Meme Site Fast Becoming Premier Destination For Would-Be Abortion Clinic Bombers
Moscow Mitch Writes Love Song To All The Senate Norms He's F*cked Before
New Trump Rule Will Keep Migrant Families Together -- In Jail! Forever!
Who Put The Dumbass Greenland Idea In Trump's Head? This Dumbass Did.
Don't Get Assaulted By Nazis Or You Might Lose Your White House Press Pass
Jay Inslee Ends Campaign To Spend More Time With Planet
Other People's Money. Wonkagenda For Thurs., August 22, 2019
House Democrats Just Wondering If Someone In Munch's Shop Messed With Trump's Tax Audit
If Joe Walsh Primaries Trump, Will We Stop Calling Him A Deadbeat Dad?
If Trump Is Really God's 'Chosen One,' God's A Dumbass
Ted Cruz So Mad At New York Times You'd Think It Called His Wife Ugly
Cake Or Death? Donald Trump Chooses DEATH, PLEASE!
Trump Can't Have Greenland, So Denmark Can't Have Trump, NEENER NEENER!
Trump-Loving Neo-Nazi Arrested After Threatening To Mass Murder All Spanish Speakers
Pesky Employees Demanding 'Paychecks'? There's An ICE For That, Maybe!
'King Of Israel.' Wonkagenda For Wed., August 21, 2019
DOJ <3 Discrimination Against Trans People
Facebook, You Stupid F*ckup. (This Is A Clickbait Headline.)
She Don't Lie She Don't Lie She Don't Lie SPOKANE
Let's Talk About Kamala Harris's Awesome Rally Playlist, Some Other People's
Elizabeth Warren WILL NEVER APOLOGIZE ... Oh, She Just Did!
Trump: America So Rich, Please Send Bailout!
Tucker Carlson Returns With Fewer Advertisers And More Evil Abortion Lies!
Say What You Will About Anthony Scaramucci, But He's Driving Trump BUGF*CK
Conservatives Don't Want Their American Fantasy Spoiled By 1619 Project's Lying Reality
FEC Head Tells Trump To Knock Off The 'Voter Fraud' Bullsh*t
Believe In Me. Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug. 20, 2019
'Veggie Tales' Creator Ain't Gonna Put No Godless Gay Green Beans On His Christian Vegetable Show
How Mike Pompeo Stopped Worrying And Learned To Love Sticking His Nose Missile Up Trump's Butt
Conservatives Terrified New York Times 1619 Project Will Remind Black People Slavery Existed
Elizabeth Warren Has A New Deal For Native America
Trump In Love Spat With Billionaire Buddy Tom Barrack
Pretty Sure Diamond And Silk Are Black White Nationalists
If It's Sunday, President Whine-Stupid Gonna Whine On Twitter ALL DAMN DAY
Mark Halperin Puts Penis To Paper For New Trump Book No Decent Person Should Buy
Florida NRA Lady Weeps For The Little Tiny Children's Guns
NRA Accuses Ex Partner Of Forcing Unwanted Eyeliner On Poor Susan LaPierre
Larry Kudlow Says We Are In No Way Gonna Have a Recession Soon
How Much For The Little Gun. Wonkagenda For Mon., Aug 19, 2019
Take A Break With Some Nice Things!
This Is Just A Very Good Video Of A Coyote Pup Getting Rescued By A Chicago Guy Who Swears A Lot
Ben Shapiro's Daily Wire Tries To Steal From Indie Artist, Lands In Dumpster Fire
Everyone's A Winner In Wonkette's Mayor Pete Buttigieg Merch Contest!
Your Weekly Top Ten Got Some Socks With Bees On 'Em
Trump Is F*cking Gross, Episode #456,286,057
DADDY, I WANT A GREENLAND AND I WANT IT NOW!
Log Cabin Republicans Endorse Trump, Because They Like Getting Punched In The Face
A$AP Rocky Did Not Thank Trump For Getting Him Out (?) Of Swedish Jail
Appeals Court: All God's Children Get Soap
It's The Wonkette Primary! (For Voting On Pete Buttigieg Merch)
Trump Gonna LOCK HER UP! Mentally Ill Folks Now, So That's Hitler-y
Oregon Dem Gov. Kate Brown: RECALL THIS, MOTHERF*CKERS
Corey Lewandowski Will Make Sweet Extramarital Love To Senate Race, F*ck Congressional Subpoenas
GOP Fine With Philly Cops Getting Shot, Because Gun Lives Matter
NYT On Elizabeth Warren: No We Can't!
How Much For The Little Island. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug. 16, 2019
What Is This, Devin Nunes? A Farm For ANTS?
Netanyahu Rolls Over For Trump Like Pomeranian With Stiffy, Waits For Treat
New Bill: Maybe Cops Shooting To Kill Could Be A Last Resort?
Corey Lewandowski, Who Has Absolutely No Skeletons In His Closet, May Run For NH Senate
Ben Shapiro Absolutely Nails Audition To Play Blair In 'Facts Of Life' Reboot
Nancy Pelosi Calls Moscow Mitch By His Name
'Black Friends' Forgot To Vet Holy-F*ckballs Racist Video For NYPD Union Boss
John Hickenlooper, We Didn't Even Know Her!
Republicans Shocked SHOCKED At Steve King Saying That Part Out Loud
Deport Melon. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Aug 15. 2019
Milwaukee Teens Do Anti-ICE Art, Freak Out The Squares
Can't Scare This Dick, He's Sh*tting On The Union
Steve King Wants To Thank Rape And Incest For The Wheel And Lightbulb
Jesus Must Be So Proud Of Texas's Alarming Cervical Cancer Rates
Poor Wayne LaPierre, People Won't Stop Dropping French Country Chateaus On His Head!
Bill Barr: Fascism Is Freedom, And Resistance Is Futile
Creepy Threats From Jacob Wohl? That Can't Be Right.
You Guys, The Fifth Circuit Ruled *For* The Welfare Of Indian Children
Protesters In Hong Kong Are Sorry For The Inconvenience
Trump's Taxpayer-Funded Trip To Hump A Fracking Well In Pennsylvania
'Chiudi La Bocca' Is Italian For 'Shut Your Mouth,' In Case Ken Cuccinelli Was Wondering.
VROOOM. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 14, 2019
Trump Suckup Bill Mitchell Pulls Grifty Bait And Switch, Shocking Several
Hong Kong Splainer. Spoiler Alert: They're Better Than Us
Ken Cuccinelli Somehow Just As Bad At Poetry As He Is At Immigration Policy
Billionaire Other Tim Ryan Pays Voters $10 Million To Pretend To Like Him
Trump Hates The F*ckin' Eagles, Man
He Moved On China Like A B*tch, But He Just Couldn't Get There
Chris Cuomo's Name Isn't 'Fredo' So Watch What You Say
Nice Liberal Man Here To Tell You Trump Isn't The White Supremacist He So Obviously Is
How Are America's Gun Jerks And Terrorists Keeping Us Safe This Week?
That Pervert Sumbitch Epstein Will Not Leave!
John Cornyn Really Really Really Really Really Really REALLY Doesn't Want Beto To Run For Senate
Suck It, Baldy! Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug. 13, 2019
Draw Us A Pete Buttigieg, Win All The Prizes!
Anthony Scaramucci Taps Out ... Long After The Ref Called The Match
Stephen Miller Finally Gets 'F*ck The Poors' Immigration Rule He Always Wanted
God Really Shouldn't Have Told This Lady With No Medical Degree To Go Run A Clinic In Uganda
Uh Oh, Something Went Boom In Russia
Donald Trump REALLY Doesn't Want You To See His Tax Returns
FiveThirtyEight: Is Any Democrat Man Enough To Challenge Ubermensch Trump?
Cut That Epstein Conspiracy Sh*t Out Right Now!
Elizabeth Warren Has A Plan To Make Shopping At Walmart Less Shooty
Racist Trump Loves Racism, Hates Being Called Racist (Womp Womp, What A Racist!)
Border Patrol Guy So Dumb Even Chuck Todd Can Dunk On Him
Boom. Wonkagenda For Mon., Aug. 12, 2019
All They Owe Ioway: Scenes From The State Fair
Bill Maher: Champion Of Mediocrity
The Week In Garbage Men: Isn't Lipstick Just Like Wearing A Boner On Your Face?
Trump To Fight Fake Social Media Censorship With Actual Social Media Censorship
Jeffrey Epstein Was Trash And Now He's Dead.
Some Republicans Not Sure What The Cowf*ck Devin Nunes Is Even Doing These Days
What Do Millennial Snowflakes Know About Fascists, Shootings, And Death? A Idiot Asks, We Answer!
Filibuster! Joe Biden Don't Even Know Her!
Andrew McCabe Is Back To Discovery The Sh*t Out Of The FBI
Right-Wing Site Falls For Fake 'Marxist-Leninist-Alinskyite Construction Worker' Op-Ed
Sue Gordon's Resignation Letter To Trump Is Best 'F*ck You' Since ... Wait, Who's Sue Gordon Again?
Trump Apparently DID NOT Call For White Supremacist Mass Shooters To Go Down Fighting
In Case You Haven't Heard, We're Impeaching The Motherf*cker
The 2019 Puerto Rico Governor Hunger Games Have A Winner! (For Now)
Oh Were These Election Systems Not Supposed To Be On The Internet? Oh Dear.
FINALLY! Wonkagenda For Fri., August 9, 2019
Don McGahn, You Are TELL IT TO THE JUDGE!
Fox Guest: Mass Shootings Are What Happens When Boys Can't Have Manly Dreams Of Going To Mars
Montana Super-Patriot Protects US American Flag By Fracturing 13-Year-Old's Skull
Jared Kushner Officially More Dumber Than Father-In-Law
ICE Raids Leave Kids All Alone In Mississippi Streets, America Very Great
Trump In Dayton And El Paso Comforts And Consoles ... Himself
Tucker Carlson: Everyone Just Calm Down & Wait For The Race War
White Cops Just *Hate* Don't-Be-Racist Training
All Wayne LaPierre Wanted Was To Play Marie Antoinette On The Charity Dime!
They're The Kids Of America. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Aug. 8, 2019
Who Said It? Donald Trump Or Neo-Nazi Derek From American History X?
Dumbf*ck Baby Trumper Grifter Headed To The Hoosegow!
Elizabeth Warren Has A Plan For The Rural Jurors
Who The F**K Is Editing The New York Times? Is It Us? Is It You?
Whatcha Doin' Down There, Mike Pence?
Siri, Who Is The Governor Of Puerto Rico?
If Tucker Carlson Doesn't Believe In White Supremacy, How Can He Believe In Himself?
ARE YOU NOT COMFORTED EL PASO AND DAYTON?
Is Joaquin Castro Trying To Kill You?
Nice Time! Philly DA Breaking Innocent People Out Of Prison!
Florida (Congress) Man Gonna Sniff These Bath Salts And Argue About Climate Change
We're Still Talking About Guns. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 7, 2019
Jason Isbell Gonna Set 30-50 Feral Hogs On Ben Shapiro Now
The Truest Eye. Toni Morrison, 1931-2019
President Yap-Stupid Workin' Hard Today, Just Kidding He's Hate-Tweeting At Clouds
Oh, You Thought Kellyanne Conway WASN'T Going To Blame Obama?
Beto Said A Cuss, And The Daily Caller Is TELLING!
New York Times: Where Are The Responsible, Moderate White Supremacists?
Guns! Guns! Guns! Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug. 6, 2019
America's Last Legitimate President Addresses Nation After El Paso, Dayton Terror Attacks
PragerU Spreading Absurd Lies About Trump's 'Very Fine People' In Charlottesville
Kentucky Politics: When They Go Low, We Go Lower!
'President' Will Stop Mass Murders With WALL
Who Is Mass-Murdering Everyone All The Time? 'Diversity.'
Republicans SHOOK About Texas. No, Not The El Paso Attack, It's Something Else.
Black Republican Will Hurd Plans To Make GOP More Diverse By Leaving
Some Garbage On El Paso And Dayton Shootings That People Said, Out Loud, With Their Mouths
We Are All Beto O'Rourke Saying WHAT THE F*CK, JESUS CHRIST, OF COURSE TRUMP'S A RACIST!
Devin Nunes Campaign Sues Farmer For Alienating Cowpoke Congressman's Affections
Trump Inspiring White Supremacist Terrorists? Well That Could Not Be!
'What The F**K?' Wonkagenda For Mon., Aug 5, 2019
Everything Is Terrible And We Could Use Some Nice Things
Can We Just... Can We Have Gun Control Now Please?
Unions Are Not Super Happy About Being Told They Hate Medicare For All
Nancy Pelosi And Ilhan Omar Go Back Where We ALL Came From
Oh Boy, Laura Loomer Is Running For Congress
Your Weekly Top Ten Says GOODBYE, JOHN RATCLIFFE, GOODBYE!
Kamala Harris Is Too Queen To Notice Tomi Lahren & Her Stupid Apology
WaPo Fact-Checker: Cory Booker On Trump Stealing Michigan Is Biggest Liar Since Barack Obama
Golly, So Many Voter Purges After Supreme Court Declared Racism DOA!
Manhattan DA Takes A Bite Of Trump's Big Apple
Chris Cillizza Worried Kamala Harris Just Too Angry A Black Woman To Be POTUS
If It's What You Say, Tulsi Gabbard Loves It, Especially Later In The Summer
David Brooks Has Seen The Future, And It Has A Jade Egg In Its Nethers
Stable Genius Wows Stock Market By Tweeting Us Into A Trade War
Lindsey Graham Breaks Senate For Very Good Reason: So We Can Lock Up Children Forever
99 Red Balloons! Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug 2, 2019
Get In Losers, We're Going To Canada
Roger Stone's Lawyers Are TRYIN' IT! (And Failing.)
House Dems All Jumping On Impeachment Train Like 'CHOO CHOO, MOTHERF*CKER!'
Lose Your Group Home License, Get A $4 Million Contract To Open A Baby Jail
How I Would Moderate The Democrat Debate By Me, Laura Ingraham
Trump: World's Best Economy Ever! Also Trump: I Can Has Bail-Outs?
Told You CNN Would F*ck Up The Debates
Josh Hawley's SMART Act Is So Goddamn Dumb
No-Show Coal Baroness Kelly Craft Is Your New UN Ambassador!
Breaking: Ronald Reagan Just As Racist As We Always Knew He Was
Stop It With Your Marianne Williamson Stanning, She Is Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad
Big Ball Of Violence. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Aug. 1, 2019
VANQUISH THEM, KAMALA. Your 27th-Night-In-A-Row Democratic Debate Liveblog!
What Fox News Questions Will CNN Ask Tonight?
Medicare For All Vs. The Unions Is Some Made-Up Nonsense
Claire McCaskill Sh*ts Bed, New York Times Guy Lies In It
National Cathedral: Racist Donald Trump Better Get Right With GOD!
House Republicans All Quitting Congress Now, Something Something DEMS IN DISARRAY!
Trump Judge Attempts Triple Axel Case Avoidance Jump And Falls On His Ass
Haha Suckers Who Thought Family Separation 'Ended'
Billionaire Tom Steyer Needs Your Money To Attend Presidential Fantasy Camp
Elizabeth Warren Has A Plan For Hiding John Delaney's Body, After What She Did To Him Last Night
Scott Walker's BACK And He's Ratf*cking Michigan!
A Lawsplainer On The Nihilist Supreme Court Declaring Trump King
Talk Nerdy To Me! Wonkagenda For Wed., July 31, 2019
Let's See How Hard CNN F*cks This Thing Up: Your Democratic Debate Liveblog!
Abandon Hope, There's Another Democratic Debate Tonight!
Dems Can Win If They're More Like Warren G. Harding. Good Call, New York Times!
Which Of These Terrible Trump Songs Is The Least Terrible?
Trump Wants To Break ONE TINY LAW To Install Ass-Kissing Acting DNI, Is That So Bad?
Mark Meadows Is A Donald Trump-Shaped POS
Trump Jerks Trying To Outlaw Sunshine, Happiness, Scabby The Rat
Alan Dershowitz, Your Life Is Calling!
Russian Assh*le. Wonkagenda For Tues., July 30, 2019
Donald Trump Was The 9/11 First Responder Of Donald Trump's Dreams
I Was A Dick To Kamala Harris, By Not Wonkette
Donald Trump Gets Mighty Touchy When A Black Man Threatens To Sue Ivanka, Huh?
Kamala Harris Healthcare Plan Is A COP. Just Kidding, It's Pretty Good Actually
Can Ilhan Omar's GOP Challenger Steal Her Seat Like She (ALLEGEDLY) Stole 279 Items From Target?
Russia Still Leads World In Poisoning, Falling Off Buildings, And Being Beaten To Death 'Accidents'
What's Worse Than Devin Nunes As DNI? This Dumb Dick Right Here
Trump Suspects Obama Colluded With Russia To Wreck White House AC In Exchange For Book Deal
Buncha Assholes Defend Trump’s Racism-Infested Tweets
This Just In From Baltimore: Donald Trump Is A Filthy Racist
He's Still Going. Wonkagenda For Mon., July 29, 2019
South Dakota Forgets What 'Public' Means, Forces Schools To Put Up 'In God We Trust' Signs
Ice, Ice, Baby: Ursula Le Guin's 'Left Hand Of Darkness'
People Are Having Some Very Intense Arguments About Who Is Allowed To Go To Disneyland
Unfair Posse Comitatus Rule Won’t Let Trump Have Police State Of His Dreams
Jerry Nadler Whipping Up Some Delicious Peach Mint This Weekend!
We Have Met The Shitferbrains, And They Are Us; Or, The Monsters Are Due On Wonkette Street
Trump Spends Morning Calling Baltimore 'Disgusting' And Crying About Elijah Cummings 'Bullying' Him.
Idaho Republican Explains 'Diversity' Is Bad For America, Because Cows
Your Weekly Top Ten Is READY FOR IN-PEACH!
Rudy Giuliani Will Be Lucky To Get Custody Of Both His Old Man Balls In This Divorce
Peggy Noonan Shall Not Be Surrendering Herself To The Pronoun Guillotines Just Yet
Fox News Judge Gently Implies Trump Is Ginormous Pig Racist
David Brooks: White Democrats Be Like ...
Trump Yells At Sweden For Keeping His New Black Friend In Jail
Kamala Harris Is President Of Making Trump Republicans Sh*t The Bed
How Drunk Is Meghan McCain RIGHT NOW, On A Scale Of Palin To Wonkette To Dana Rohrabacher?
Imagine If Your Stalker* Was Larry Klayman
Ilhan Omar Did A Sarcasm, Wingnuts Outraged
Viva Puerto Rico!! You Did It!
Mitch Better Have My Money. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 26, 2019
Let's Wonk On CAP's Public Option Thingy!
Nancy Pelosi Innnnnching Toward Impeachment, WE THINK!
Oh Boy! Jordan Peterson Wants Us Ladies To Go On A Maternal Adventure!
Kellyanne Conway So Sad That Robert Mueller Is 'Feeble,' Confused, Probably Dead
Clintons Murdered Jeffrey Epstein, But He Got Better
Deutsche Bank Discovers Possible Downside To Doing Business With Convicted Pedophiles
Judge Tells Stephen Miller To F*ck Off, Again
'The President Radicalized Me' Now A Legal Defense For Terrorists
Get Up Stand Up. Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 25, 2019
Ruth Bader Ginsburg Will Dance On All Our Graves
FBI Director Christopher Wray Wants YOU! To Stop Being A White Supremacist Terrorist!
Let's Talk About Trump's Russian Shitshow! Mueller Liveblog Part Deux
Trump Begs Court To Protect His Sacred First Amendment Right To Cheat On His Taxes We Guess
Tulsi Gabbard Says Kamala Harris Lacks Foreign Policy Chops To Kiss Assad's Ass
Mueller, If You're Listening... Wonkagenda For Wed., July 24, 2019
Sh*t Your Pants, Trump, It's Mueller Time! A Liveblog!
HOUSE INTEL COMMITTEE, IF YOU'RE LISTENING: It's Manafort. It's Always Been Manafort.
Trump In His Majestic Equality Axing Food Stamps For Rich And Poor Alike
Devin Nunes Might Get To Be 'Director Of National Intelligence.' That's The Punchline.
Who's Got The Grooviest Pot Policy -- Kamala Harris Or Uncle Joe Biden?
Is It Racist To Rely On Racism To Boost GOP Turnout? It's A Headscratcher!
We Have A Budget Deal, So Everything's Beautiful, For Now
Department Of Justice Having A F*cking Cow Over Robert Mueller's Testimony, So That's Telling
Puerto Rico Gov. Ricardo Rosello, Take A F*cking Hint!
Trump And Republicans Having 'Be Racist To Squad' Contest. SPOILER: America Loses!
ICE Don't Need No Stinking Judges
Whose House? Wonkagenda For Tues., July 23, 2019
Anna Wintour Has Some Things To Not Say About Melania Trump
Jane Mayer Thinks We Don't Feel Bad Enough For Al Franken
Paul Krassner Is Up In Heaven Now
Sen. Ron Johnson: Remember The '60s, When Expressions Of Racist Fascism Were Cool?
Chris Wallace Sh*ts All Over Stephen Miller, So That's 'Sad'
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Saves Bigot Chicken Sandwiches From Gay Hordes
It's Mueller Week, And SOMEBODY Is Already Sh*tting His Bathrobe!
Rudy Giuliani's Ukrainium One Scam Is SO FETCH!
Alan Dershowitz's Legal Theories Ain't Got No Panties On Either
They're Still Going. Wonkagenda For Mon., July 22, 2019
You Won't Feel Neutral About These Yummy Swiss Chard Rolls!
Chill Out With Wonkette's Book Club And Le Guin's 'The Left Hand Of Darkness'
Let's All Try To Wrap Our Brains Around This Incredibly Stupid Argument For The Electoral College
It Sure Is A Big Weekend For Sending Violent Right-Wing Extremists To Jail!
Trump Retweets Notorious British Racist Katie Hopkins In Order To Prove He Isn't Racist
Your Weekly Top Ten Is READY FOR MUELLER!
Elijah Cummings Just Asking SDNY If There's Anybody's Ass He Ought To Beat Right Now (Hint Hint!)
Friday Nice Time: Watch Rand Paul Run From Hero Reporter Like His Neighbor's After Him!
Sen. Josh Hawley Reaches Out To The Neglected American Herrenvolk
Trump Judicial Nom Accidentally Followed The Constitution Once, So He's (Probably) OUT OF HERE!
Hey Hope Hicks! Jerry Nadler Would Like To See You In His Office.
CNN Reveals Lineup For Next Separate But Equal Democratic Debates
Elijah Cummings, AOC Tapdancing On Assholes' Faces Again
Alan Dershowitz Ain't Got No Panties On
Ay! What The F*ck Is Going On In Puerto Rico?
President Tenderhearts So Upset Those People Chanted 'SEND HER BACK,' That's Not Christlike
'What Does That Mean?' Wonkagenda For Fri., July 19, 2019
No Bail For Epstein, Who Won't Be Using That Pedophile Bugout Bag After All
Yep, Michael Cohen Is A Criminal. Sounds Like His Boss And Hope Hicks Are Too!
Elizabeth Warren Has A Plan To Fix Wall Street And Kick Mitt Romney Square In The Money-Dick
Meghan McCain Frets Trump Getting Ilhan Omar Killed Will Inconvenience Meghan McCain
Want To Stalk Someone? All You Need Is $300 And A Dream!
Ronald Reagan Wasn't The Martin Luther Rosa Parks Jr. Conservatives Think He Was
Trump Fails To Gag Planned Parenthood
Look At These Vile White Supremacists. Then Tell Us It Can't Happen Here.
NPR And Trump's 'Racist' Tweets, By Me, A Doktor Of Rhetoric!
Secret Agent Rand Paul Reporting For Duty!
'Like Air, I'll Rise.' Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 18, 2019
If Trump Says Somebody Called Him 'Sir,' He's PROBABLY Talking About His Imaginary Friend
Eric Garner's Death To Go Unpunished Forever Not With A Bang But With Bill Barr
Could We Maybe Not Have Actual Nazi Richard Spencer Opining About Racism On CNN?
Joe Biden To Humiliate Rival Trump With Feats Of Old Man Strength
Are AOC And The Gals The 'Four Horsewomen Of The Apocalypse'? Wonkette Investigates!
Wonkette Stole This Samantha Bee Interview With Tammy Duckworth Before It Could Even Air!
Alabama GOP Senate Candidate Says Less Buttsex, More Gunsmoke, PEW PEW PEW!
Mark Sanford Gonna Run Against Trump Because He's Got A Humiliation Kink
Roger Stone Violates Gag Order, Blames FBI, Deep State, DNC
Central Illinois Goodwill Will Now Graciously Let Disabled Employees Work For Free
Donald Trump And Jeffrey Epstein Are Two Wild And Crazy Guys!
Racist In Chief. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 17, 2019
Sh*t, Devin Nunes Found The Collusion! It Was HILARIOUS ZINGERS The Whole Time!
Kellyanne Conway Denies Trump Wants Ethnostate, Asks Whether Reporter Is Hutu Or Tutsi
Ninth Circuit Kills Clean Water Act Conviction To Save Clean Water Act
Julian Assange Knew EXACTLY Who He Was Working For When He Ratf*cked The 2016 Election For Trump
AOC And 'The Squad': Focus On Trump's Racist Bullsh*t Policy, Not His Racist Bullsh*t Tweets
Daily Stormer's 'Troll Storm' Of Jewish Woman To Cost Neo-Nazi $14 Million. My, Isn't That Sad.
Karen Tumulty Wants Obama To Stop Goofing Off, Save Us From Trump RIGHT NOW
Elizabeth Warren Has A Plan For Trump Border Goons Who Abuse Babies For Trump
Michael Flynn Cooperates With Feds By ... Blowing Up Their Case Against His Partner!
Ben Shapiro Pretty Sure Black Lady James Bond Not The James Bond Ben Shapiro Likes To Fap To
'Vile, Hateful, And Disgusting Things' Wonkagenda For Tues., July 16, 2019
Trump Says His Racism Is Cool, Because Many Racists Agree With Him!
Bianca Devins Was A Beautiful Girl. A Man She Trusted Murdered Her. That's The Story.
Jeffrey Epstein, Stay In Jail!
Trump Doesn't Like Our Asylum Laws, So What Asylum Laws?
SDNY, Are You OK? Blink Once For 'Yes,' Blink Twice For 'Bill Barr'
Mike Pence: The Border IS FINE, Also DEMOCRATS' FAULT
What This Dems In Disarray Story Needs Is Some Garbage Polling. Take It Away, Axios!
Beto O'Rourke Has Slave-Owning Ancestors, Weirdly Does Not Blame Obama
President Grand Wizard Spends Weekend Being White Supremacist, Oh Golly Gee WHAAAAAT?
Borderline Psychopath. Wonkagenda For Mon., July 15, 2019
It's Turtles All The Way Down. And Kitties.
Excuse Me, There Is A Time Traveler Running For President And I Need To Know More Please
Let's Meet The Trump Administration's New Acting Secretary Of (Sweatshop) Labor, Peter Pizzella!
Tennessee Gov. Honors First KKK Grand Wizard With Holiday, Says He's Just Following Orders
Candace Owens Has Seen Real Racism And It's Ayanna Pressley & Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Your Weekly Top Ten Has Wonkette Kid AND Wonkette Grandbaby Pics!
Pour A Few Gallons Out For The Trump Cabinet Fallen
Alaska Governor Now Murdering Head Start, Medicaid, Universities
Robert Mueller Testimony Maybe Delayed Because Oh My God Democrats, Get Your Sh*t Together
The One Million Moms Having Massive Heaving Panic Attack Over, Uh, Toy Story 4
Alex Acosta, You Are GET THE F*CK OUT
Ahead Of ICE Raids, Nancy Pelosi Says KNOW YOUR RIGHTS!
Kirsten Gillibrand Schools A White Lady
Sadsy The Clown Bitches About His Twitter Follower Count
Judges: Who Can Sue Trump? How About Nobody? Does Nobody Work For You?
Is Jeffrey Epstein Even A Billionaire?
Barr And Trump's Flawless Victory Getting Their Asses Kicked On Census!
Like A Rocket. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 12, 2019
ZEE TRUMP NAZI ISS VERY ANGRY AT ZEE SOCCER LADY!
Trump On Census Will NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER, NEVER ... Mind
Meet The Commanders Of Mike Pompeo's God Hates Fags Commission On 'Human Rights'!
Hi Here's A Dem Plan To Not Torture The Children, Can We Do That? Yes? We Can?
Paul Ryan Whispers From Beyond Political Grave: Trump Bad Maybe, Is That Okay?
Who Need To Come Forward? GIRLS!
Glass Half Nice Time: Full 40% Of GOP Say Don't Torture The Little Children Who Come Unto Us
Oh, To Be A Fly On The Wall At Trump's Internet Troll Pity 'N' Paranoia Party Today!
Sorry, Not Sorry! Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 11, 2019
Megan Rapinoe Spent 24 Hours Drinking Champagne And Punching Conservative Men In The Dick. YAY!
NICE TIME! We Found You Some Socialist Free College And It Is In ... TEXAS???
We're Sure Michael Flynn's Clown Lawyer Blew Up His Cooperation Agreement For Very Good Reason
Trump's Twitter Account Is Creating A Constitutional Crisis, Because Of Course It Is
Betsy DeVos Tells Us What A Spiteful Dick She Is, In Her Own Words!
Mollie Hemingway Wants You To Know Christine Blasey Ford Was A Big Slutty Drunkerson
Tucker Carlson Manages To Out-Racist Tucker Carlson In Rant Against Ilhan Omar
White House Officials See Epstein Child Rape Silver Lining: Sh*tcanning Rivals, Terrific!
Of Course There's Sexual Abuse In Trump's Concentration Camps. Did You Assume There Wasn't?
Subpoena-Thirty Just Got A Li'l Bit More Interesting, Motherf*ckers!
Mitch McConnell Wants To Know When Obama Will Apologize For Owning Slaves
Trump Plan To Defy Courts On Census Runs Smack Into ... Judges!
The Jerk. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 10, 2019
Ross Perot Dies, May Return After Daughter's Wedding
New Trump Census Plan: Let's Just Do It And Be Legends!
Bill Barr Unrecusing From Investigation Into His Boss's Pedo Pal Epstein, So That's On Brand
Sounds Like Sean Hannity's Seth Rich Source Was 'Russian Spies,' Ha? Ha?
Donald Trump THE GREATEST Environmentalist, Everyone Knows That, Mostly Donald Trump
Fox Feeling #Blessed That So Many Americans Work Multiple Jobs And Will Never Retire
Tom Steyer To Spend $100 Million To Become Just Another Tim Ryan
Black Birthers Bothering Kamala Harris With Basic Bullsh*t
Kris Kobach Files For Senate Run, DQ's Self From Voting According To Kris Kobach
Today Is A Good Day To Tell Bill Barr To Go F*ck Himself
Time To Demand Obama's College Grades Again
Ghost Of Zombie Of Undead Obamacare Repeal Going To Some Sh*tbird Appeal Court Now!
CONTEMPT. Wonkagenda For Tues., July 9, 2019
Another Country Called Trump A Dumbass, Can Somebody Please Fetch His Inhaler?
'Pro-Lifers' Don't Think Veterans Deserve In Vitro Treatments, Because 'Pro-Life'
Trump Idiots Know Who To Blame For Trump's Baby Jails: DEMOCRATS!
Florida Principal Keeps Open Mind On Holocaust, Lets Brain Fall Out
SDNY's Got Your 'Massage' Right Here, Jeffrey Epstein!
Democratic Primary Deathwatch 2020: Eric Swalwell's Campaign Sings Final Torch Song
Donald Trump Just Wants A Little Squirt (Of Purell, You Perverts!)
No Filthy Baby Jails, No Filthy Baby Jails, YOU'RE The Filthy Baby Jails!
Can't Disobey A Supreme Court Ruling On The Citizenship Question If ... Oh F*ck It
Fox News Made Donald Trump Sad, Aren't You Sad For Donald Trump Too?
Pelosi & Dowd: Two White Chicks Gabbing About Concentration Camps Over Brunch
WALL Vomit Blorb Hurckle Plompf. WALL. Wonkagenda For Mon., July 8, 2019
We Have A Lot Of Nice Things For You People
Creepy Billionaire Pedophile Jeffrey Epstein Arrested On Sex Trafficking Charges
Internet Racists Think The Black Little Mermaid Is White Genocide
Demented Trumpist Invents Assault Cane With Which To Bludgeon All The Flag Burners
Your Top Ten Is Fashionably Late, OK? FASHIONABLY.
Happy Saturday! Let's Watch Elizabeth Warren Talk, Because That's Always A Good Time
Trump's Single Finger Salute To America
I Think It Was The Fourth Of July
Happy Birthday America, Trump Got You This Constitutional Crisis
Meghan McCain May Leave 'The View' To Spend More Time Screaming And Crying At Her Family
Oh No, BuzzFeed Is Being A Gay Homo-Fascist Again
Pour One Out For The GOP, Latest Casualty In NRA Civil War
The Racist Census F*ckery Is Dead! We Think! For Now!
House FINALLY Gets Off Its Ass And Sues For Trump's Tax Returns, In The Name Of Jesus Christ
Homeland Security Inspector General Would Like A Word About The Baby (And Grownup) Jails
Diamond & Silk Know Who Did Slavery, KAMALA HARRIS
Straight Pride Dipsh*ts Receive Glitter In Mail, Call The Cops
This Is What Democracy Looks Like? Wonkagenda For Wed., July 3, 2019
Looks Like Our First Dem Campaign Deathwatch Is Already Underway
Accused War Crimer Eddie Gallagher Goes With 'Framed By Millennials' Defense
Brian Kilmeade: Won't Somebody Think Of The Trump Concentration Camp Guards' FEELINGS?!?!?!
President Lock-Up-The-Children Has Surely Great Solution For Homeless Crisis
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Frightens Tough Border Patrol Racists In Screamfest That Never Happened
Can't Nobody Tell Me Nothing! Wonkagenda For Tues., July 2, 2019
WaPo Fact Checker's New Bernie Sanders Category: TRUE BUT I DON'T LIKE IT
Louie Gohmert Has Thoughts About The Anal Opening. Louie Gohmert. The Anal Opening. Gohmert.
Bret Stephens Did A Racism, Which Means Soledad O'Brien Is The Real Racism
Kamala Harris Dances Her Ass Off At San Francisco Pride, Is President Now
Donald Trump Throws Himself Under Joe Biden's Bus
Duncan Hunter Boned Lobbyists, Staffers, For AMERICA
One Small Step For Trump, One Giant Step On A Rake For All Mankind
The Helpful Republican's Guide For Democrats
Call Me Maybe. Wonkagenda For Mon., July 1, 2019
A Summery Summary Of Nice Things
In Which Junior Briefly Attempts To Accuse Kamala Harris Of Not Being A Black Person
Jeff Flake Flakes Out On Jimmy Carter For Calling Trump 'Illegitimate'
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Your Weekly Top Ten, What More Do You Want?
Rex Tillerson Reveals What It Was Like To Work For The 'Fucking Moron'
David Brooks Wants To Know Why Dems Can't Just Nominate A Nice Republican
Happy Friday, The President Is A Traitor Again
Congratulations To Tulsi Gabbard And Andrew Yang, Winners Of The Troll Polls
Kamala Harris Upsets Dem Primary By Rudely Revealing She's A Black Woman
Marianne Williamson, Queen of the Moon People
Roger Stone's Lawyers Say Lock Steve Martin Up!
Kamala Harris Shows America What She'll Do To Trump, If You'll Let Her
Nancy Pelosi Decides Not To Let Trump Shoot The Baby Hostages
Time For Fake Lawyerin' Friday, With Larry Klayman And Jerome Corsi!
Here We Go Again! Wonkagenda For Fri., June 28, 2019
Liveblogging The Democratic Debate Or HGTV Or Whatever's On Tonight, We Don't Know
SCOTUS Shoves Census Up Trump's Ass
The President Raped Who? What's That? Oh Right Well ...
Brian Kilmeade Not Sure If Spanish Speakers Like Being Spoken To In Spanish, ¡ES UN MISTERIO!
How Donald Trump Built The Border Crisis On Purpose, For Fun And Profit But Mostly For Hate
Chief Justice John Roberts Loves Him Some Ratf*ckin'!
Alabama Now Prosecuting Pregnant Women For Getting Shot By Other People
Republicans Watching Dem Debate Think It Would've Been Better With Republicans
Trump Loves The Troops, Gonna Deport The Troops' Families
Tulsi's Night Of Triumph, Or The Opposite Of That: Highlights From The First Democratic Debate!
IT HAS BEGUN! Wonkagenda for Thurs., June 27, 2019.
Elizabeth Warren Presents The Democratic Nice Smart People Debate Jamboree Plus Tim Ryan And Tulsi
Donald Trump Is Out Of His F*cking Gourd Today
Literal Hundreds Of Gunhumpers Won't Have NRA-TV To Hump Their Guns To, Anymore :(
Elizabeth Warren Has A Plan For ... Oh, Just Fixing Democracy!
Arizona Sen. Martha McSally Can Win Election If She Just Can Avoid 'Opponents'
If It's What You Say, I Love Robert Mueller Testifying, Especially Later In The Summer!
People Going Bugf*ck Insane About The Kiddie Jails Going Bugf*ck Insane FOR WRONG REASONS.
Chicago Waitress Spits On Eric Trump, No Free Cheese Plate In Sight
Trump Will Now Murder Iran For Hurting His Feelings And Calling Him 'Retarded'
100 Refugee Kids Rescued From Clint, Texas, Turned Around And Sent Back To Clint, Texas
Jay Sekulow Vomits Lies Into Sean Hannity's Hungry Mouth
Guess Who's Back? Wonkagenda For Wed., June 26, 2019
SH*TSHOW COMETH! Your Double-Header Democratic Debate Sex-travaganza Preview!
So Hero Congressman Duncan Hunter Has A Lust For Life! Is That So Wrong And Also Illegal! (Yes)
Things It Is Okay To Compare To The Holocaust (If You Are Not Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez)
Beto O'Rourke's 'War Tax' Somehow Dumber, More Offensive Than It Sounds
FOX NEWS: Media Only Reporting On Baby Jails Because Democrats Want Them To
Bill O'Reilly Can't BELIEVE You Think America's Original Recipe Had Racism In It
Trump Says Millionth Woman To Accuse Him Of Rape Simply Too Ugly To Rape
Trump Says Millionth Woman To Accuse Him Of Rape Simply Too Ugly To Rape
US Moves 300 Children From Sh*tty Border Jail To New Sh*tty Border Jail
Chuck Grassley Here To Unskew The Economy
Judges Say Trump Abortion 'Gag Rule' Super Legal And Super Cool
Not His Type. Wonkagenda For Tues., June 25, 2019
It’s Not Your Grandma’s Knitting Anymore -- If Grandma Is A Trump-Loving White Nationalist Dickbag
What Part Of NEVER AGAIN Don't We Understand?
Mayor Pete Buttigieg's Amateur Night
Oregon Cancels 'Making Laws,' Thanks To Militia And AWOL Republicans!
Don't Faint! Turns Out President Best People's HR Process Was Epic Clusterf*ck!
Another Day, Another Tim Ryan Running For President
Mike Pence: The Banality of Evil
Peggy Noonan Watched Chuck Todd's Trump Interview, Thinks That Trump Kid's Got MOXIE!
Trump The Merciful Delays Immigration Goon Squads
Kamala Harris Ready To Prosecute Trump's Thirsty Ass RIIIIGHT NOOOOW
Paul Manafort's Sexxxxy Texts With Bigboy Journalist Sean Hannity
Takesy-Backsies. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 24, 2019
It's Cows And Cows And Cows And Cows, And That's A Nice Thing
Some Dingus Named Kyle Is Dragging Gwen Verdon In The National Review.This Will Not Stand!
Yr Wonkette Is A Card-Carrying Member Of The ACLU, And Vice-Versa, We're Sure!
Republicans Absolutely Do Not Care If Trump Raped Someone, And They Never Will
Justin Fairfax Wants To Be The Governor Of Accused Rapists Everywhere
Your Weekly Top Ten Gonna Go Jump In A Lake
Trump Nazi Gonna Decide Who's A Rabbi Now, OK Sure Whatever
Washington Examiner Will Teach New York Times To Journalism Gooder
Marianne Williamson: America's GOOPiest Presidential Candidate!
Oregon Republican Knows How To Protect Environment, And That Is ARMED STANDOFF
Trump Pulls Out, Fox Left Unsatisfied
Laura Ingraham Is An Accidental Racist, Again
Kamala Harris's French Fries Are BREAKIN' THE LAW BREAKIN' THE LAW
Dial M For Mohammed Bin Salman (And Also Murder)
Hope Hicks Can't Answer That, But Holy Crap, The Stuff She DID Answer! A Liveblog!
Incels Are Mad Because Air Force Briefing Got Their Precious Memes Wrong
Roy Moore 2: Kiddie Grabber Boogaloo
'Endless Wars.' Wonkagenda For Fri., June 21, 2019
The Good, The Bad, And The SHUT UP YOU LIAR: New York Times Gets To Know The Democratic Candidates!
Coming (Or Not!) To Coastal Areas Near You, It's The Flooding Mitigation Lottery!
IT'S NOT A F*CKING REALITY SHOW, MISTER PRESIDENT
Donald Trump Awards Medal Of Freedom To Art Laffer? REALLY?
President NoFriends Had Another Live TV Therapy Session With Sean Hannity
Outraged Christians Demand To Speak To Netflix's Manager About Amazon Prime's 'Good Omens'
Kamala Harris Gonna Buy You A Job
Mitch McConnell Knows About Reparations? Well Congress Happens To Have Ta-Nehisi Coates RIGHT HERE
Trump And Mike Pompeo Are WEAPONS-GRADE Lying About Iran Right Now. GET MAD.
Trumpists Claim Dictator Who Sexually Tortured Women With Live Rats 'Did Nothing Wrong'
It's A Solar Panel For A WAR MACHINE! Wonkagenda for Thurs., June 20, 2019
Here's Elizabeth Warren Yelling At Big Banks, In Case You Were Confused About That!
Hope Hicks Is Not Allowed To Answer That
Non-Alex-Jones Lunatics Lose Lawsuit On Whether Sandy Hook 6-Year-Old Ever Existed
Joe Biden's Strange Strategy: Praising Segregationists, Promising Rich People He Won't Hurt Em A Bit
Gloria Vanderbilt Died, Which Means It's Time For CRAZY Q-ANON SH*T About Gloria Vanderbilt!
Donald Trump Kicks Off 2020 Campaign With Solemn Vow To Defeat Hillary Clinton
Mitch McConnell Has Thoughts About Reparations. They Are Humble, Generous Thoughts Just Kidding!
Trump's Sugar Daddy Has Lost That Horny Feeling
It's Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Vs. Liz Cheney. Topic: Concentration Camps. 2019 Is TERRIBLE.
Florida Man Plays Greatest Hits. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 19, 2019
Someone Got European Socialism All Over Frank Luntz's 5-Star Hotel!
Swing And A HOLY SH*T! Acting Defense Sec Shanahan Out After SWEET JESUS!
How We Doin' On That Green Energy Thing? Better Than You Might Expect!
It's OK To Treat Trump Like A Russian Agent. The Pentagon Does.
Yeah, Nobody's Gonna Shut Up About The Racist Who Didn't Get Into Harvard (The Real Racism)
America Stopped This Dangerous Baby, So Everyone Can Breathe Easy
A Brief And Jaunty Stroll Through President Yap Stupid's Manic 1 AM Twitter Episode
Officer Friendly: Stop RESISTING Racist Cops' Hella Wicked Memes And Such!
Deputy Attorney General Jeffrey Rosen Is Paul Manafort's New Prison Concierge
Skip Straight To The Baby Goats. Wonkagenda For Tues., June 18, 2019
House Intel Republican Just Saying Trump-Style Election Crimes Are Awesome Now
Oh Dear, Glenn Greenwald Pulled A Glenn Greenwald Again
Mitch McConnell Hates Democracy Because It's 'Socialism,' Who Knows, It Made No Sense
Want To Watch Ruth Bader Ginsburg Kick The Virginia GOP In The Jimmies?
Tom Cotton, Mike Pompeo Have A War In Their Pockets, Are Happy To See You
The 546,872 Most Bugf*ck Moments In George Stephanopoulos's Interview With President Bugf*ck
Trump Sick Of Winning, So He Stopped
Trump Wants To Run On Healthcare In 2020. Well, If He Insists!
Hero Phoenix Cops Rescue Dollar Store Doll From Terrified Family At Gunpoint
NICE TIME! Court Won't Let Anti-Abortion Nutjob Lock Up The Pregnant Teenage Girls
What Is Bill Maher Wrong About Today?
'Fake Polls.' Wonkagenda For Mon., June 17, 2019
Your Father's Day Nice Things Is Just Ugly Ties All The Way Down
Elizabeth Warren Scaring The Bejesus Out Of Trump Campaign Now
Julián Castro: GET THE LEAD OUT!
Democrat Betsy Sweet Wants To Boof Susan Collins From Senate
All In Favor Of Montana Governor Steve Bullock Quitting His Bitching Say 'AYE'!
Ex-WH Counsel Don McGahn Had No 'Executive Privilege' BEFORE Trump Shatteth Upon It On Live Teevee
Trump Celebrates Birthday With His Only Friends: Dumbass 'Fox & Friends' Idiots
New York Decides Religion Is Not A Good Enough Reason To Spread Measles
You Can't Keep Virginia's Joe Morrissey Or Herpes Down
Jessica Biel Apparently Not Medical Doctor We All Thought She Was
How Is Telling Black People To Stop F*cking Not 'Welfare'? These States Would Like To Know!
How Much Illegal Foreign Help Is Trump Expecting In 2020, Kayleigh McEnany? F*ck!
Millionaires Say 'Oh Elizabeth Warren, We Are Rich, Please Eat Us!'
Good Riddance To Debased, Disgraced & Dismissed Liar Sarah Huckabee Sanders
'I'll Cry If I Want To!' Wonkagenda For Fri., June 14, 2019
Michael Flynn And Rick Gates, It's Subpoena-Thirty, Motherf*ckers!
Kellyanne Conway Gonna Keep On Crimin'
Elizabeth Warren Wants To Know Why Banks Made Their Computers Racist
Justin Amash: Congressdork By Day, Streetfighting Dork By Night
OH NO, Anti-Choice Liar People 'Censored' By Evil Corporate Behemoth ... Pinterest
How Are We Treating Women Shooting Small Aliens Out Of Their Vaginas Or Stomachs Today?
We Come Not To Praise Howard Schultz But To Bury Him Because That Guy Sucks
Hello, FBI? We'd Like To Report A Crime In Progress.
Arizona Supreme Court Stops Harshing Medical Marijuana's Mellow
Steve King Built A Wall Out Of His Black Friends, Diamond And Silk
Bible-Banging Buffoon Blasts Boston-Married Bulldaggers, Bronies
Russia If You're Listening! Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 13, 2019
Michael Flynn's New Lawyer Is Baaaaaaaaaaaaaatshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Commander OPSEC Has A Secret. A MEXI-SECRET!
Uncle Joe Biden Will Win Lady Vote With A Foot In His Mouth & A Finger In Their Face
Stephen Miller Getting A Little On The Nose With Latest Baby Jail
Junior Does Not Wish To Correct Any Of His Senate Lies, No Thank You
Bill Barr Telegraphing His Punches Like A Frat Boy At A Kegger
It's A Cornel West/Candace Owens Hullaballoo!
Jury *Just Can't Decide* Whether Basic Human Decency Is A Crime
Hero Trump Saves Innocent Kim Jong Un From Spying By Mean CIA
Trump Lawyers Makin' Sh*t Up Again 'Cause It's A Day
At Long Last Sirs Have You No Shame? Wonkagenda For Wed., June 12, 2019
Lindsey Graham Has Final Asylum Solution
Alabama Rapists Could Get Custody Of The Babies They Get To Force Their Victims To Have
Bill Maher: Is Ass, Gets Spanked
Grumpy The Clown Too Grumpy To Run For President. Oh, Grumpy!
The Four Biggest Idiots From The John Dean/Watergate/Trump-Russia Hearings Yesterday
Joyce White Vance Said The Mueller Report To GOP Idiots' Faces, And It Was LOVELY!
Wendy Davis Thinkering Up A Run Against New Ted Cruz-Flavored Asshole Congressboy, Chip Roy
Bill Barr Backs The F*ck Down. Oh, You Mean THESE Mueller Docs?
John Dean Gets Old School! Wonkagenda For Tues., June 11, 2019
US Embassies Cramming Pride Flags Down Mike Pompeo's Dumb Gay-Hatin' Throat
Ken Cuccinelli To Be New Kris Kobach Of Stephen Millers
Mitch McConnell's Wife Elaine Chao Bringing A Better Class Of Grift To The White House
Which Of Hillary Clinton's Diseases Is Joe Biden Dying From Today?
We Must Treat Hospitalized Migrants Like Felons To Keep America Great
Kamala Harris Doesn't Have To Explain Her Kickass Self To Your Dumb Asses
Congressman From 'Hee Haw' Tries To Ban Democrats From Talkin' Mean About President CrimeStupid
Tariff Man Gets Caught Lying About Mexico Deal, Loses His Sh*t On Twitter
'Sick Journalism.' Wonkagenda For Monday, June 10, 2019
Your Deleted Comments Are Part Of Mars
AOC Wants Birth Control To Be Free And Over-The-Counter, As It Should Be!
Civil Rights Leader Rev. William Barber Finally, Uh, Brought To Justice
Your Weekly Top Ten Is A FOUR-YEAR-OLD GROWN WOMAN NOW!
Wingnuts Freak Out Over Dancin' 'Borted Babbies (Again)
NEW YORK CITY! Last Minute Drinky Thing With Your Robyn SATURDAY, Come And Drink And Gawk At Robyn!
Missouri Just Doing State-Sanctioned Sexual Assault To Women Who Want Abortions, That's All
Joe Biden Suddenly Realizes, Again, That Hyde Amendment Is Actually Bad, Again
Glenn Greenwald, Tucker Carlson Agree: Gay Guy Should Stop Gaybashing Bully's Knuckles With His Face
Congress Slaps TurboTax Right In The Dick, For America
North Carolina Republicans May Have Committed A Wee Spot Of Perjury, OOPSIE!
Trump Teacher Of The Year Competition Already Over
BREAKING: Classless Trash Acts Like Classless Trash
'Pure Political Garbage.' Wonkagenda For Fri., June 7, 2019
A Funny Thing Happened On Michael Flynn's Way To Jail
The Rich Are Hoarding All The $$$. Quick, Send TLC (And Liz Warren!) To Help!
Roy Moore's Lawyer Charged With DUI, Possession, & Representing Roy Moore
US Now Separating Kids From School, Lawyers, Soccer, And Medicine
Alabama Gon' Sue The Census For Letting Mexicans Exist
Relax, Y'all: Nancy Pelosi Still Has F*ckin' GOT THIS
The Hyde Amendment Is Bad And It Is Okay To Say That Joe Biden Liking It Is Bad
Tucker Carlson: Liz Warren Could Be Next Trump If She Were Just More Racist & Gross
Trump's Airport Auntie Anne's Pretzel Stand Summit With Irish PM Went Well
Tell Us More About How Innocent You Are, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott!
Trumpty Dumpty. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 6, 2019
Trump's Mouth Has 'Extreme Weather' Event All Over Piers Morgan's Face
Liz Warren And Joe Biden's Climate Plans: Maybe We WON'T All Die In A Fire-nado?
Band Of Sherlocks Unable To Determine If Ralph Northam Appeared In His Own Racist Yearbook Pic
Check Out President Brain Hemorrhoids' 1993 Plan To Become King Of England By F*cking Lady Di!
Republican Senators Grow Half A Nut On Tariffs ... MAYBE
Alabama Mayor Bein' All Alabama 'N Sh*t
Maggie Haberman (Of Course) Just Saying MAYBE Trumps Are Royal Family Of America's Dreams!
Virginia Dems Want To Grab Your Guns, Just Because Of Some Little Ol' Mass Murder
I Saw A Man Who Danced With His Wife. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 5, 2019
Fix Yourself A Drink, It's Time To Kick Back And Call Brit Hume A F*ckin' Moron!
Orange County Gun Humper's Synagogue Massacre Was Stopped, So That's Good, Huh?
Relax, Everybody: Congress About To Kick The Sh*t Out Of Trump In 5, 4, 3, 2 ...
If You Had 'Guy Who Likes Chickens In His Kiddie Porn' On Your Trump Scandal Bingo Card, YOU WIN!
ICE Needs To Jail Its F*cking SELF
David Brooks: Young People With Their Guacamole Bread & 'Diversity' Are Killing The GOP
NYT: Mistakes Were Made, But We Stand By Ukrainium One Joe Biden Hitpiece
Navy Not Happy About All Those Mother-Rapers, Father-Rapers, And Former MO Gov Eric Greitens
Pete Buttigieg's Dick Brother-In-Law Being Dick On Fox News Now
I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! Wonkagenda For Tues., June 4, 2019
'Elp! 'Elp! Wonkette Being Sued By This 40-Millionaire!
Duncan Hunter Ordered The Code Red, And Who Are You To Judge Him?
WTF Just Happened With Michael Flynn's Case And Why Is Devin Nunes Mooing About It?
How To Rig The Census For Fun And Profit And White Supremacy
Suck It, Libs! Jared Kushner Gives Himself A Swirly On Camera! Triggered Much?
Trump's UK State Visit Off To Smashing Start, Pip Pip You Betcha!
Hide Your Daughters, The GOP Got Loose Again
Mick Mulvaney Drapes Tarp Over Own Dignity, Defends Hiding John McCain Boat From Trump
Neckbeard Manbun Grabs Mic From Kamala Harris, For Equality!
Roger Stone WANTS To Go To Jail
Dear God, Save The Queen! Wonkagenda For Mon., June 3, 2019
Nice Things Are Bustin' Out All Over
Elizabeth Warren Straight Up Kills It At The California State Democratic Convention
Italy Crushes Steve Bannon's Dream Of A School For Alt-Right Cafones
Gun Nuts Owe Us An Explanation: Why The Hell Do We Have To Live Like This?
Your Weekly Top Ten Is ... Um, Whatever
Wonkette And Trey Gowdy Agree: Trump Should Just Let Mueller Indict Him!
'Yes Mr. Trump, The Mexico Tariffs Are BRILLIANT' -- Just Totally Everyone
The Terrorists Have Won: George Tiller Ten Years Later
Live From CBS News, Bill Barr Is A Lying Asshole!
Philippines President Cured Self Of Gay, Still Addicted To Murder, Dictatoring
In Fight Between Nancy Pelosi And Facebook, Laura Ingraham Chooses White Supremacists
Republicans Block Disaster Aid Third Time, For Freedom Flooding
Trump Just Taxed The Sh*t Out Of Your Tomatoes, Strawberries, And Cars
California Doing SEXY MEDI-CAL STUFF, Oooh, Like That!
New Hampshire Ends Capital Punishment
The Chewbacca Defense. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 31, 2019
Clutch Your Breast And Weep Salty Tears For The NRA Divorce
Jaime Harrison Wants To Send Lindsey Graham's Smug Lie Sneering Jerk Ass Home
'Roe' Round-Up: The Good, The Bad, And The Freaking *Horrifying*
ALL HAIL MAGGIE HABERMAN, THE UNERRING GIMLET EYE AFFLICTING THE COMFORTABLE
Was Eric Trump The Stupidest Thing On Fox News Last Night? LOL You Guys, It's Not A Contest!
Arizona Man On Trial For Felonious Decency To Migrants
President Yap-Stupid Handling Robert Mueller's Press Conference Pretty Well
Is That 'Freedom Gas,' Man? Well TURN IT UP!
White House Rechristens USS John McCain ... F*ck It This Is Pathetic, There's No Joke Here
It'll Buy Me A Boat. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 30, 2019
Robert Mueller Has One Last Thing To Say About Bill Barr's Lies. A WEIRD THING.
HaHa Thanks, Mueller! Now Get Your Ass Down To HPSCI And Testify!
Trump Tax Cuts Weren't 'Rocket Fuel' For Economy. More Like A Wet Fart.
Mitch McConnell Knows That You Know He's A F*cking Asshole
Robert Mueller Just Begged Congress To Impeach The Living F*ck Out Of Donald Trump
Republicans Block Disaster Relief Bill Again, Because They Are Dicks
Robert Mueller Would Like To Say A Thing!
Kamala Harris Is Not Afraid Of Trump And She Will Kick His Ass
Roy Moore Is BACK, BABY, And *Don Trump Jr.* Is Voice Of Reason
'It Is About Checks And Balances.' Wonkagenda For Wed., May 29, 2019
Texas SOS Sh*tcanned After Failed Voter Purge, So That's Sad We Guess
Beto Is A Great Big 'Asshole' Sometimes, And The Daily Beast IS ON IT!
Losing Your Reproductive Rights Won't Be SO Bad, Claims Ridiculous AP Article
Wait, WHAT NOW With Those Trump Financials Subpoenas?
Trump Gonna Hide All The Science He Doesn't Like In Folder Marked 'Taxes'
John McCain's Daughter Yelling At Amy Klobuchar Now
Maggie Haberman Just Asking: Should Hope Hicks Do A Crime? IS IT CRIME TIME?
Rep. Duncan Hunter: I Am War Crimes (And So Can You!)
Revisionist History With Chuck Todd
And We're Back. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 28, 2019
Happy Memorial Day From Donald Trump, Who Loves America More Than You Do
Roadrunners Are Real, And They're Spectacular!
The Week In Garbage Men: No Country For Old Pick-Up Artists
Angelina Jolie's Dad Rambles Incoherently About How Much He Loves Donald Trump
Your Weekly Top Ten Is GOODBYE, IT'S A HOLIDAY WEEKEND
Seb Gorka's Mustang Is Firin' On All 4 Cylinders Right Now!
Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Elijah Cummings, Activists Beat Big Pharma Over The Head With Generic PReP
Oh No Nancy Pelosi Is Dying Of All The Things Hillary Clinton Died From Already!
Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY!
Republicans Just Want Census To Ask If You Are A Jailbird, Nothing Could Go Wrong With That!
Good Thing Bill Barr Is A Paragon Of Honesty, Because ... Well Sh*t Just Read It
Trump To Give Farmers Another Twenty Or Fifty Bucks Each, NOW SHUT UP ABOUT IT
Finally Trump Is Going On Offense For A Change. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 24, 2019
Do Y'all See What Nancy Pelosi Is Doing Yet?
Everything You Need To Know About The Dumb Dick/Manafort Patsy Who Got Indicted Today
It's Been Five Years Since The Isla Vista Shootings, And Entitled Men Are Still A Danger
Military Brass On Pres Pardoning War Criminals: Situation Trumpy All F*cked Up
Never Mind, Just A 10-year-Old Migrant Girl Whose Death They Covered Up
Trump's Failboat Ride Through The Courts Continues: Deutsche Bank Edition!
This Guy Is Why No One Believes Anti-Choicers When They Say It's Not About Controlling Women
WaPo Tries To BUT-HER-EMAILS Elizabeth Warren
Harriet Tubman Just Not Nazi Enough For Trump To Honor On Our Money
Donald Trump Laid 'A TRAP' For Chuck And Nancy. It Was THE GREATEST TRAP.
Maxine Got Your Money And Your Money On Her Mind. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 23, 2019
Help Him! Help The Bombardier! Or The Blogger!
Pete Buttigieg, If You're Not Busy, This Nice Gentleman Has Some Questions About Butt-Play
Sorry Steve Mnuchin, What's 'Illegal' Is YOUR FACE
Border Patriot Made Up Cancer Boy, Stole Truck, Told Copper 'I Am America'
Alabama Republicans Too Stupid To Know Infanticide Is Already Illegal
Florida Republican's Campaign Crew Sure Liked Chatting About Election Fraud
Did You Have 'Let's Not Regulate Mercury' In The 'Clean Coal' Betting Pool? Congrats!
Hope Hicks And Annie Donaldson, You're The Next Contestants On SIT YOUR ASSES DOWN AND SPILL IT!
Ben Carson Stumped By Ayanna Pressley, Katie Porter, On HUD Policy, Basic Morality
Michael Cohen, Liveblogged On Tape Before A Closed Door Intel Committee Studio Audience
Ben Carson's Back And There's Gonna Be Trouble! Wonkagenda For Wed., May 22, 2019
Fox News Idiots React To Pete Buttigieg's Criticism With Measured Calm We've Come To Expect
Dress Barn, Shopko Go Bust. How About 'Buy Everything Day'?
Don McGahn To Congress: LOCK! ME! UP! LOCK! ME! UP! LOCK! ME! UP!
Kris Kobach Can't Be Immigration Czar Because He Wanted Them To Take Out All The Brown M&Ms
Michael Cohen Yuks It Up For House Intel Committee: It's Your SURPRISE LIVEBLOG!
'Pro-Life' Party Strikes Again: Guatemalan Children At The Border Edition
And The Prize For Handing Trump His Ass In Court Goes To DC Judge Amit Mehta!
Slipping Away. Wonkagenda for Tues., May 21, 2019
At Least Tucker Carlson Still Has His Girlish Laugh
Old White Guys Try To Explain Abortion
Kamala Harris Equal Pay Proposal Nanny State Boo Hoo Oh No WAAAH
How's Trump Sh*tting On The Troops This Memorial Day? Get A Load Of THIS!
A Mid-Day Heartwarmer Of Everybody Hates Kris Kobach
Fox News Dipsh*t To New College Grads: OWN THE LIBS BY BE MORE STUPIDER OK?
Billionaire Cruelly Denies Morehouse Grads Character-Building Crippling Student Loan Debt
Deutsche Bank Whistleblower Spills The Beans On The Beancounters
If You're Going To Go On Fox News, Kick Fox's Ass Like Pete Buttigieg Did
Justin Amash Says Impeach, And We Always Agree With Justin Amash
Talk Nerdy To Me! Wonkagenda For Mon., May 20, 2019
Some Thoughts On The Things We Haven't Read, But Know About Anyway
Alms For The Roger Stone? Alms For The Roger Stone?
Right-Wing Toadstools All In A Dither Over Fran Lebowitz Now
Wonkette's Top Ten Is A CONSPIRACY!
Meet The Lady Doctor Who Has BLINDED Us With SCIENCE!
From the Party That Brought You 'Legitimate Rape,' It's CONSENSUAL Rape!
Bloomberg Puts Rudy Giuliani's Ukrainium-One Lie Out Of Our Misery
An Open Letter To Those Who Are 'Concerned About Women Using Abortion As Birth Control'
Trump's New ICE Chief Can Spot Future Gang Members With His X-Ray Eyes
It Is Always And Forever Mueller Thirty
Who Crawled Up The New York Times's Ass And Died?
Jay Inslee Has A Climate Plan And It's A DAMN WHOPPER
Donald Trump Keeps Changing WALL Design, Wants Spikes, Killer Bees
'Who's Gonna Pay For It?' Wonkagenda For Fri., May 17, 2019
Has Your Granny Been Censored By Facebook? President Trump Is Standing By!
Fox News Still Stupidest, The Worst: Awful New Abortion Laws Edition!
Flames On The Sides Of Our Face: A Lunatic Abortion Law Round-Up Of MAD
NRA's Dana Loesch Got Paid A Million Dollars To Make Videos Watched By A Thousand People Each
Anti-Abortion, Right-Wing Hack Wendy Vitter Ready To Judge You PROFESSIONALLY
Poppy Trump's Got The Shakes, And Dan Scavino's Got The Fix
A Nice Letter To Steve Bullock From Wonkette That Isn't At All A Trick
President Taco Bowls Wants To Give Mexicans A Civics Test To Enter America
Why Can't These 'Pro-Life' States Stop Killing Infants All the Time?
John Bolton: He's The One Who Sucks! Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 16, 2019
Miss Warren And Miss Harris, If You're Nasty!
Yes, Children, Trump's Legal Strategy Really IS That Stupid
How Is Awful Kid In Alaska Different From Coast Guard Terrorist Guy?
Adam Schiff Just Saying Trump's Lawyers Better GET A LAWYER
Can't SOME Of The 101 Democrats Running For President Remember The Senate Also Exists?
Mel Gibson Wants To Play A Conniving, Jewish Patriarch ... LOL, GET IT?
Alabama Goes And Decides To Force Victims To Carry Their Rapist's Babies After All
10 Rules For The Senate's Interview With Our Precious Baby Boy Junior
Bibbidi Bobbidi Watch Abigail Disney And Maxine Waters Eat The Rich BOO!
And Iran Iran So Far Away. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 15, 2019
BREAKING: Federal Judge CANNOT EVEN With Trump Lawyers' Trifling Horsesh*t
All These Idiots Have Broken Bill Nye
Allen West And Oliver North Are Warring With The NRA, And We Ain't Mad About It
Julián Castro Throwing Down Education Policy Like A Common Liz Warren
Alabama Maybe Not So Sure About Denying Abortions To Rape Victims After All
Elizabeth Warren Tells Fox News To Fox Off
Ben Carson Wants To Evict All The Anchor Babies
Montana Gov. Steve Bullock Thinks He Can Probably Beat Tim Ryan, Other Tim Ryan
A Brief Update On Donald Trump Jr. Begging His Mom To Write A Note Excusing Him From 'Senate'
GOP To Farmers: Be Grateful You Aren't Dead. Yet.
Stephen Miller Had AWESOME Plan For 'Blitz' Against Immigrants But Kirstjen Nielsen Said No :(
Let's Have A War! Wonkagenda For Tues., May 14, 2019
Trump And Orbán Sittin' In A Tree, Pissing On Democracy!
NRA Accidentally Sends Wayne LaPierre's Credit Card Bills To Ad Company. BY ACCIDENT!
Elizabeth Warren Raises A Ruckus On Opioids, Wins Over West Virginia
F*ck Mike Pence And The Cross He Rode In On
Go-Fund-Me-WALL Guy Brian Kolfage MAYBE Robbed You Bigots Blind
If Extortion And Death Threats Are Wrong, Washington Militia Dude Doesn't Want To Be Right!
Kevin McCarthy Can Wait ... For A Constitutional Crisis
Bathrobe-y McRageClown Turns On FBI Director Christopher Wray
Derpsplaining (AGAIN!) Rudy Giuliani's Joe Biden Hitpiece, Ukrainium One
Lies. Wonkagenda For Mon., May 13
All These Nice Things Rock Like A Mother
'Prophetess' Running For Mayor Of Toledo Is Now Also A Wrestling Champion
Equality Act Hit By Avalanche Of Brutally Stupid GOP Amendment Proposals
Trump's Manic Saturday Morning Retweet Storms Fast Becoming A Dreaded Institution
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Too Exhausted To Make A Clever Headline Right Now
One Time Trump Sucked So Hard At Golf He Had To Cheat A Small Child To 'Win'
Republicans Becoming Less Freedom-Caucus Crazy, Say Hilarious Republicans Who Lie
Chobani CEO Picks Up Lunch Tab For A Few Thousand Rhode Island School Kids
Why Do All These Racists Keep Joining Turning Point USA?
Hero Obama Judge Will See Dumbass Trump Lawsuit Next Tuesday. No, Literally!
Which War Criminal Will Trump Pardon Next? Duncan Hunter Thinks It Should Be This Asshole
NICE TIME! AOC And Bernie Sanders Gonna Slash Your Credit Card Interest And Payday Loan!
Rudy Colludy Twisting Ukraine's Arm To Investigate Joe Biden
GYNA IF YOU'RE LISTENING. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 10, 2019
The President's Brain Fell Out Again, Anybody Got A Bucket And A Mop?
NRA Hack Dana Loesch Cycles Through 5 Stages of Grift
Please Break Up Facebook, Says Co-Founder, Before Zuckerberg Kills Us All
How Will CNN Ask Employees To Give Up Their Reproductive Rights For A Job?
Trump Confesses To Obstruction Of Justice ESSENTIALLY
New York Senate Hates Trump More Than Congress Does, Is Happy To Help F*ck Him Up!
But Daddy, Don Junior Doesn't WANT To Testify Any More!
Ken Starr: Mueller Report Too Long, And No Cumstains!
PSA: We Still Don't Know If Trump Is A F*cking Russian Intelligence Asset!
Agriculture Department Throwing Away Perfectly Good Economists
It's Oh So Quiet. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 9, 2019
Jacob Wohl Spits Up Own Dick Again
Kim Kardashian Has Helped Free 17 Prisoners In 90 Days, What Have You Done?
Trump Goes Back For Thirds At The All You Can Eat Humiliation China Buffet
Meghan McCain's Also Terrible Husband Attacks Seth Meyers Because Everything's Ridiculous
Was It Jerry Falwell Jr. In The Outhouse With The Pool Boy? DOES WONKETTE WIN THE GAME OF 'CLUE'?
Trump Checks His Executive Privilege, Decides Yes, He's KING!
Judge Set To Release Coast Guard Terrorist, Crosses Fingers No One Dies Before Trial
Ohio Psyched To Test Out New Forced Birth Law On 11-Year-Old Rape Victim
How Big A Loser Is Donald Trump? Oh, About $100 Million A Year
Guns Just Killed More Children. How Quickly Will We Do Nothing?
And In This Corner, The Attorney General Spouting Some Facially Illegal Hilarious Sh*t!
Unsportsmanlike Conduct. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 8, 2019
AND YET SHE PERSISTED In Reading Mueller Report Right To Mitch McConnell's Dumb Face
It Is 2019, No One Gets To Be 'Not Ready' For Sh*t Anymore
Just A Reminder: Texas Still Hates People Voting
New Sandra Bland Video Shows ... Wait, After Four Years There's A New Sandra Bland Video?
Let The Stupid Don McGahn Subpoena Games Begin!
TN Speaker's Racist Sexist COS Now Unemployed POS
Kamala Harris Gonna ARREST THE TRUMP TAX CUTS, Throw Away The Key! (Get It She Is A Cop)
One Million Former Prosecutors Agree Trump Is A F*cking Criminal
Steven Mnuchin Tells Congress To Get F*cked, Citing Very Serious Legal Reasons TBD
Who Will Save The Poor Guns From Tyrant Cory Booker???
'Firefighter Prophet' Sick And Tired Of Satan Drowning Out God With Chemtrails
Read Mnuchin's Lips: No Trump Taxes. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 7, 2019
Who Put These Pubes All Over My First Amendment?
New NRA President Carolyn Meadows Has THOUGHTS On Race, And She's Ready To Share!
Racist GA Mayor Needs To Get The F*KKK Out
UN Predicts Loss Of A Million Species, Is That Terrifying?
Florida Jail Forced Mentally Ill Woman To Give Birth Alone In Solitary Confinement
Trumplander David Bossie Has Big Plans For Your Nana's Social Security Check
Kamala Harris At NAACP Will Shove Your 'Electability' Up Bill Barr's Ass
Bernie Sanders Has A Farm Policy, E-I-E-I-O
Just 'Pro-Life' 'Christian' Mike Pompeo Beaming About North Korea Executions
Comedian Jerry Falwell Jr. Now Supports 'Reparations' For Former Slave Donald Trump
What Are Trump's Syphilitic Brain Squirrels Scrabbling Around Today? WHAT AREN'T THEY!
Stollen. Wonkagenda For Mon., May 6, 2019
We've Got Some AI-Generated Nice Things For You Today. Isn't That Nice?
Jerk Landlady Refused To Rent To Muslim Tenants, Now Owes Them $675K
Trump Retweeted A Bunch Of Professional Bigots This Morning, Which Should Surprise No One
Tennessee Speaker's Aide Tried To Frame Black Student Activist
John Kelly All Set To Get Rich Off Of Baby Jails. America!
Your Weekly Top Ten Has More Glamour Shots For The Style File
Donald Trump Don't Want A Pickle, Just Wants To Ride His Motor-Sickle
Your Top Three Florida-Level Crazy Science Stories Of The Month!
Facebook FINALLY Bans Alex Jones And Motley Crew Of Alt-Right Racists
It's A Glenn Greenwald/Tucker Carlson Cuddle Party, And YOU HAVE TO WATCH
Here Comes Elizabeth Warren, Gonna Fix Puerto Rico!
Meet The New Uranium One. Same As The Old Uranium One.
Mark Halperin Wants You To Forget That Tiny Spot Of Frottage
Trump Gives New York Times Pulitzer For Reporting On Spies In His Underpants
Can't Scare Dems They're Sticking To The Union
Mad Dad. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 3, 2019
Trump Lawyer Emmet Flood Whines About Mueller Report, So That's Hilarious!
US To Arctic: How Can There Be Global Warming When Ice ... Oh, No Ice?
Stephen Moore Will Never Back Down, Never Surr-- Oh, Never Mind.
CHINA, IF YOU'RE LISTENING ...
Measlesboat McScientologyface Quarantined In St. Lucia
Kamala Harris Has Only Just Begun To Kick Bill Barr's Lying Ass
Lauren Underwood Builds A Bad-Ass Healthcare Bridge To Medicare For All
Washington State Did A Socialism For Old People!
Democrats Shake Down Trump For $2 Trillion To Build Bridges & Keep Airplanes From Crashing
Trump Hates Immigrants. Well, He Hates Paying Them, Anyway.
Grappling With Suggest. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 2, 2019
Mazie Hirono Dickpunches Bill Barr In The Teeth, Doesn't Even Say 'Aloha'
Trump Has Told 10,000 Lies And The Truth Will Not Set Us Free
Congress -- Even The Wingers! -- NOT STUPID At Medicare For All Hearing!
Happy May Day! Let's Talk About Some Awesome Ladies Of The Labor Movement!
Hey Bill Barr! Robert Mueller Is PISSED. You Got Somethin' To F*ckin' Say For Yourself?
S**T IS GOING DOWN! Wonkagenda for Wed., May 1, 2019
Let's Mock Jacob Wohl Some More, Because F*ck That Guy
Idaho Republicans Very Sad For Lovelorn Austrian Nazi And US Sweetheart
Adam Schiff Just Saying Erik Prince Should Probably Rot In Hell, We Mean Prison
Trump Gonna Stick His Hands Down Refugees' Pants, Steal Their Untold Riches
These Trump Lawsuits Are Getting Batsh*ttier By The Day!
Uh Oh, Mayor Pete! Jacob Wohl Has A Rake, And He's Gonna Step On It!
GOP Suddenly 'Not Enthused' By Garbage Racist Sexist Trump Fed Pick Stephen Moore
Beto O'Rourke Made A Plan For A Thing, Everybody Happy Now? (It Is A Climate Plan!)
Rod Rosenstein Crashes The Plane
Pucker Up, Buttercup. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 30, 2019
RUSSIA, IF YOU'RE LISTENING ...
Wall Street 'Democrats' So Sad You Guillotined Them Into Voting For Trump
Meghan McCain Wants To Jewsplain To (((Us?))) REALLY?
Can A Man Beat Trump? Some Democrats Wonder If It's Worth The Risk!
Fox News Judge Napolitano Not Through Talking About President Crimey's Crimes
Kellyanne Conway Went On The Shows To Call Everyone Else White Supremacist
Bill Barr Glad To Testify For Congress This Week, Long As He Doesn't Have To Answer Questions
Who's Trump Trying To Get Killed Today? Doctors, Nurses, New Moms Get Your Bulletproof Vests
New York AG Letitia James Accepts NRA Offer To Pry It From Their Cold Dead Hands
Whistling Past The Graveyard. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 29, 2019
Open Thread: Let's Talk About The False Dmitris!
Pack It In Ladies, This Incredible Douche Has Determined That Feminism Has FAILED
Hey Now, Check Out Kansas Being All Not Terrible About Reproductive Rights!
Hot Tips For The DCCC: Dan Lipinski Sucks And Everyone Hates Unfairness
Wayne LaPierre Eats Oliver North's Liver At NRA
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Pretty Much A Professional Dancer Now
Even Fox News Hates Fox News Now
Joe Biden The Only Candidate Talking About Trump, Except For Everyone Else Running
Trump Calls Sean Hannity To Beg For Tongue Bath, Receives One
Trump And Joe Biden Scrapping About Nazis
Thank You Rod Rosenstein, Sniveling Toady!
Indiana Bans Safest Second-Term Abortion Method, Because They Just Really Love Life
And This Is How Planet Of The Cats Begins
America Knows How To Handle Bad Cops: Make Them Police Chief!
Oh Nothing, Just The FOX NEWS JUDGE Calling Trump A F*cking Criminal
Anita Hill Rejects Joe Biden’s Cubic Zirconia, Designer Imposter Knock-Off ‘Apology’
Came Tumbling Down. Wonkagenda For Fri., April 26, 2019
Oh No, Did Robert Mueller Do PEE TAPE LIBELS?
Trump Has Always Depended On The Kindness Of Staffers
Lara Trump Explains Taking In Refugees Was Germany's 'Downfall'
Hillary Clinton Has A Message For Trump's Victims, AKA All Living Americans
Anti-Vaxxers March On California Capitol For The Right To Make Doctors Lie For Them
Billionaire Democrat Illinois Gov Just A Sad Hobo Living Without A Terlet
Joe Biden Whispers In Your Ear: You And Me, Baby, 2020
Milo Yiannopoulos C*ckblocked In Oklahoma :(
Rudy Giuliani Tells Arby's Drive-Thru Lady That Hillary Better GET A LAWYER!
Students For Trump Co-Founder Turns To Life Of Crime And Fake Lawyering
A CHALLENGER APPEARS! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 25, 2019
OH HELL YEAH, HASAN MINHAJ, SAY IT TO JARED'S STUPID FACE!
Nice Time! US Won't Open Baby Jail At Guantanamo! (Yet)
Trump, Fox Weep For Real Victim: The Navy SEAL Locked Up For Murdering Children
Fired White House Staffers Delighted To Go Bankrupt/To Jail To Protect President, You Bet!
Hero Judge Blocks Trump's Terrible Abortion Gag Rule... For Now.
Quick, Nobody Do Anything About Russia Ratf*cking 2020 Election For Trump, HE'S SENSITIVE ABOUT IT
President Kamala Just Grabbed Your Guns, How Will You Compensate For Your :( Dick NOW???
Who Is Jesus? Steve King Is Jesus!
We Need To Talk About Trump's Deranged Digital Diarrhea
What Part Of FREE Don't TurboTax Bitches Understand?
Jack A Dull Boy. Wonkagenda For Wed., April 24, 2019
Hey Jared Kushner, It's STFU-Thirty, AND YOU'RE LATE!
Sen. John Cornyn All Aquiver About Patton Oswalt's Dirty, Pretty Mouth
Trump White House Tells Employees Subpoenaed By Congress To Flip Them Off And Sh*t In Their Eyes
Must Be Hannity And Assange Calling Seth Rich's Family To Apologize!
President 'I'm F*cked' Entirely F*cked, According To Polls
Puke Along With Us To Fed Nominee Stephen Moore's Five Foulest 'Writings' Oh My Sweet Jesus For Real
Ex-White House Counsel Don McGahn Ready For His Close-Up, Mr. DeMille!
Other Tim Ryan Running For President, Does Not Get Wonkette T-Shirt
Nope, No Impeachment Here! (WINK, WINK)
GET OUUUUUUUUT. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 23, 2019
Herman Cain't Be On Federal Reserve :(
Bullsh*tting About Science With Rep. Don Beyer, Cool F*cking Guy
President Elizabeth Warren Just Canceled Your Student Loan Debt
Trump Sues Congress For NO TAXES NO TAXES YOU ARE THE TAXES
Daily Caller Company In Ur Facebook Checkin Ur Facts
Franklin Graham Just Wants Mayor Pete To Know God Hates Him, Wants Him To Die
Deep State Gets Nice Militia Felon Man Exercising His Right To Wave Gun At Refugee Children
Hey Gun Nuts, The NRA's Been Having Greasy Orgies In Piles Of Your Hard-Earned Money
And On The Fourth Day, The Mueller Report Liveblog Rose Again
Giuliani's ON IT. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 22, 2019
Behold! It Is Your Easter Open Thread, Starring A Very Scary Marie Osmond Rabbit Person.
The Great Depression Coulda Been Worse: What If Herbert Hoover Had Twitter?
Church Of Holy Bleach Drinking Offering $450 Seminars. We Say NO THANK YOU!
Laura Loomer Filed A Lawsuit Against Twitter Based On A Prank Someone Played On Her
Mike Huckabee Literally Thought April Ryan Was Speaking Literally About Beheading His Daughter
Your Weekly Top Ten Has A Delicious Easter Cookie And You Do Not!
Seth Rich Died Before Assange Ever Received Hacked DNC Emails. Guess Who That's Not Stopping.
Who Is (Was) Lyra McKee, And What The Bloody Hell Is Going On In Northern Ireland?
Surprise, Lindsey Graham Only Cares About Obstruction When Bill Clinton's Dong Is Involved
YEP, TRUMP'S F*CKED. Mueller Report Liveblog, LAST PART!
Hi Sarah Huckabee Sanders, You Resign Now
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Gonna Slap The Coal Out Kentucky Rep's Mouth
Junior's TOO DUMB To Be Indicted. Mueller Report Liveblog, Part Two!
'Total Bulls**t.' Wonkagenda For Fri., April 19, 2019
A Roundup Of Wingnuts Insisting Donald 'I'm F**ked' Trump Is Innocent
Bill Barr Drew Dicks All Over Mueller Report, But Let's Liveblog It Anyway!
ONE GOOD NICE TIME In This Gun Roundup! The Rest Of It, Well, It's A Gun Roundup.
Nazi Coast Guard Guy May Have Arsenal, 'Hit List,' But Is He Really A *Terrorist*?
Ivanka Trump: President Daddy Almost Gave Me Job F**king Up The World Bank
Liveblogging Bill Barr's Boot Scootin' MAGA Rally, We Mean Press Conference
Now What? Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 18, 2019
Hey Aaron Schock, What'd You Find Down That Dude's Pants At Coachella?
Is It Physically Possible To Be Worse Than Ryan Zinke?
Immigrant Andrew Sullivan Haaaaate Immigrants. How Ever Could That Be?
Mueller Eve? More Like BILL BARR'S JUSTICE-OBSTRUCTING F*CKSHOW EVE!
Paul Ryan To Burn Down Notre Dame (University)
Republicans Push Against Vaccines In Middle Of Epidemic, Because F*ck Science And F*ck YOU!
Fox Two-Timing With Bernie Sanders And Donald Trump Is PISSED
AG Bill Barr Welcomes Your Huddled Masses TO JAIL
Tucker Carlson's New Bonermaker: 'Pete Buttigieg Dressed As Can Of Slutty Dinty Moore Beef Stew'
A Very Smart Post About Evangelicals, Trump, Michele Bachmann, AND A SURPRISE
Elizabeth Warren Has A Fever, And The Only Prescription Is THIS POLICY!
Wonkagenda For Wed., April 17, Is All You!
It's Time For 'TALKIN' GAY,' With Rachel Maddow And Mayor Pete!
Texas Hates It When You Vote :(
Jim Jordan Knows What Is Illegal And It Is CONGRESS!
Should Elizabeth Warren's Republican Past Disqualify Her? No, That Is Stupid.
Alabama Not So Sure About Doug Jones, Might Give The Accused Kid-Toucher Another Look
They Paved Paradise And Put Up A (Refugee Tent City In A) Parking Lot
'Fox & Friends' Millionaires Bitching About Class Traitor Bernie Sanders
Trump Lawyers: Trump Accountants Will Sleep With The Fishes
Trumpers Scared Of Mad Daddy When He Finds Out What They Told Robert Mueller
Ilhan Omar Danced On Rooftops While Notre Dame Burned, Say People Who Think You Are Stupid
Make A Run. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 16, 2019
We're Not Crying At Pete Buttigieg's Campaign Kickoff Speech, YOU'RE CRYING
Donald Trump Tweets While Notre Dame Burns
Forget The Dragons! The Real Drama This Week Is Inside The NRA.
Putin's Favorite Oligarch Investing His Unsanctioned Rubles In ... Kentucky?
Kamala Harris Racking Up Endorsements Like The Sister's Running For President Or Something
Trump Has More Thoughts On Ilhan Omar, All Of Them Sick And Racist
Kellyanne Conway And Shuckabee: Trump's Betty And Veronica Of Propaganda
Trump Offers Boeing Rebranding Advice: How About 'Super Cool Not Crashyliner'?
Idiot Democrats Can't See Trump's Taxes Because They Can't Count To All The Billions
But Nancy Pelosi Whyyyy Won't You Be Bipartisaaaaaan
White House Lawyers: What CAN'T They Do!
'What Do I Know About Branding...?' Wonkagenda For Mon., April 15, 2019
We Got Nice Things In Your Nice Things!
Welsh Schools Tackle Period Poverty By Doling Out Tampons And Pads At Schools
Let's All Hope An 11-Year-Old Refugee Child Is Not Deported To El Salvador By Herself
Trump Plans To Get Re-Elected Over Ilhan Omar's Dead Body
Colorado Sheriffs Want To Make Sure Dangerous People Get To Keep Their Guns
Your Weekly Top Ten Still Hasn't Seen The Mueller Report TICK TOCK
Donald Trump Telling Border Patrol To Break Law For Full Pardon. IS THAT BAD?
Lou Dobbs Sorry Lou Dobbs Made Trump Lie About His Approval Rating (Again)
Checking In With The Trump Spawn Crapsacks On A Lovely Friday Afternoon
Steve Bannon's New Hobby: Try Overthrowing The Pope!
So, It Was 'Black Metal' That Made The Nice White Boy Burn All Those Black Churches?
Trump Just Arrested Assange To Prove Hillary Clinton Murdered Seth Rich, Say Idiots
Rod Rosenstein Determined To Step In ALL The Shit On Way Out The Door
Stephen Miller Had An Idea That Was Too Stupid For ICE
Glenn Greenwald Taking Assange Arrest Really Hard, Y'all, Bless His Heart
Trump Wants To Shoot Dead A Cool Science Telescope Thing Like It's The Alien In Independence Day
Oh, PLEASE Bring Back Allen West!
Joe Manchin Endorses Susan Collins, If You Were Wondering What's New With Those Losers
Scumbag Stephen. Wonkagenda For Fri., April 12, 2019
Senate Republicans So Mad At Trump, They Might Even Do A Thing!
Elizabeth Warren CAN'T STOP DOING POLICIES YOU GUYS!
Steve Mnuchin Won't Release Trump Taxes, Sends Drawing Of Calvin Peeing On Congress Instead
GOP, Fox Just Concerned Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez And Ilhan Omar Are Terrorists, Is All
Ted Cruz Would Like Some Good Attention Like Candace Owens Got
Hedge Fund Orders Pecker To Take A Little Off The Top
Donald Trump Has Learned Some New #GeographyFacts About Texas
Trump Stone Cold Rolling Coal On California, Other States That Don't Suck
NRCC Libelslandering Lucy McBath: ‘She Doesn’t Even Go Here!’
Wheels On The Bus Go Over The Bodies. Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 11, 2019
Trumpy, Unf*ckable, And Shunned By Polite Society? DC's Hottest Club Is ...
Jim Jordan, Mark Meadows Screaming, Hollering Because The FBI Investigated Crimes
Bernie Sanders Introduces Medicare For All Again, So That Is Nice, NO FIGHTING
Bill Barr Is Your Batsh*t Fox News-Obsessed Uncle And You Hate Him
Florida Republicans Want To Restore Voting Rights To Rich Felons Only
Trump Back To Family Separation Horrorshow, Because Things Were Okayish For A Second
Anti-Choice Texans Want To Murder To Death Any Woman Who Commits Abortion
Hey Trump, Remember That SDNY Porn Payoff Criminal Investigation? IT REMEMBERS YOU!
Oh No Maxine Waters Did MURDERRRR Again, Steven Mnuchin Will Be 'Missed'
Oh Sh*t Son, Pennsylvania Just Took Your Gun Away (If You Are A Domestic Abuser)
OBAMA DID IT. Wonkagenda For Wed., April 10, 2019
And Now, A Congressional Hearing On White Nationalism, Starring Candace Owens
Bill Barr To Congress: F*ck You, F*ck You, F*ck You, You Cool, I'm Out
Homeland Security Now Just Big Empty Building With Stephen Miller Riding Trike Through Halls
House 'Freedom' Dicks Warn Big Pharma NOT To Cooperate With Congress
Kamala Harris Goes On Teevee To Piss On Kirstjen Nielsen's (Professional) Grave
Shitshow At Mar-a-Lago: The Chinese Spy (???) Edition
Trump To Border Patrol: I AM THE LAW
New Florida Gov Ron DeSantis Kind Of Good On Environment? Eh What Huh???
Gun-Toting West Virginia Lady So Sad 'Social Media' Made Her Racist
'Indecipherable Gobbledygook.' Wonkagenda For Tues., April 9, 2019
Hillary Clinton, We Found This QAnon Guy For YOU TO MURRRRDERRRR
Trump Wants Family Separation 2.0 And He Wants It NOW!
Romney, Mulvaney, Hugh Hewitt: The Sunday Shows Were Dicks All The Way Down
Fox Lady Has New 'Death Panels,' It Is Socialists Stealing Rich People's EYES!
Fox News Knows Who The Lazy Takers Are, And It Is ... Veterans? Yeah Them
Ilhan Omar Gets Death Threats & Trump Responds By Drawing Bigger Target On Her Back
Which Stephen Miller Will Replace Kirstjen Nielsen At DHS? (Stephen Miller)
Kirstjen Nielsen's Worstest Hits!
Trump *Defense*: You Knew He Was A Tax Cheat When You Elected Him
Trump And Jewish Republicans And Oy F*ckin' Vey
Keep Firing, A**holes. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 8, 2019
The Funkiest Marx Brothers Movie Never Made
That Time Hoover Tried To Murder The New Deal Before It Even Started
Dean Cain Thinks Boycotting Georgia Over Its Bad Abortion Laws Is A Violation Of State's Rights
Sure, Nazis Are Killing People But The DHS's Katie Gorka Wants To Focus On Antifascists
Your Weekly Top Ten Has A New BABY DOG!
Let's Finish Our Week With Some Poll Porn About How Everybody Hates Trump!
Laura Ingraham Was Sh*tty On Martin Luther King Anniversary, ARE YOU SURPRISED?
Michael Cohen Has Idea: What If He Went To NOT Prison Next Month?
Dial 9-9-9 For Economic Murder: Trump Picks Herman Cain For Fed
Gun Nuts Trying To Intimidate Women Into Shutting Up During VAWA Debate Not The GREATEST Look?
Heckuva Coincidence Trump's Own Tax Guy Winds Up At IRS Just In Time To Fend Off Democrats, Huh?
Trump Decides To Yell At Mexico For Another Year Before Closing Border
Hey Bill Barr! What In The Entire F*ck Are We Waiting For Right Now?
Howard Schultz Teams Up With Clint Eastwood's Empty Chair To Yell At Mexico
Maniac Mitch McConnell Blows Up Filibuster. God Damn You All To Hell?
Elizabeth Warren Slaps The Tax Refund Out Of Jamie Dimon's Mouth
It's His Tax Man. Wonkagenda For Fri., April 5, 2019
Ben Shapiro Still Throbbing Dickhead
Mar-A-Lago: It's Not A Bribe, It's Membership Dues
What's Devin Nunes Mooing About Today? The 'MUELLER DOSSIER'!
Tim Ryan Takes Break From Losing To Nancy Pelosi To Lose To Entire Democratic Field
Trump's Tax Returns? Congressman You've Never Heard Of Says F*CKIN GIVE IT!
Mueller's Team Would Like Bill Barr To Shut His Justice-Obstructing Mouth Hole Please!
Brave Republicans Save Wheel-Fally-Off Jogging Strollers From Costly Recall
Dear Diary. Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 4, 2019
The Dumbest Sh*t Trump Said About Windmills Last Night, From 'Cancer' To 'REEER! REEER!'
These Nice People CAN'T WAIT For Border Shutdown To Wreck The Economy!
Rude Dems Blocking Trump's Salt-Of-Earth Everyman Ambassador Picks!
Alabama's Prisons Are So Bad Trump's DOJ Thinks They Are Bad
Kris Kobach Applying For Ralph Fiennes's Job In That One Movie, What Was It, 'Bucket List'
Laura Ingraham Just Sayin' Pete Buttigieg Is Gay & Wants To Kill All The Babies
Uh Oh, Bill Barr! JERRY NADLER COMETH!
Chinese Spy (?) Finds Out The Hard Way You Have To PAY THE DOORMAN If You Want To See Mr. Trump
Nancy Pelosi Tells Joe Biden To Hand Her No Lines & Keep His Hands To Himself
Trump Knows Oranges Of Mueller Probe, But Doesn't Know Oranges Of Own Father :(
It's Groundhog Day But With Healthcare And Trump Keeps Throwing The Toaster In The Tub
Matt Gaetz: UHHHHHH ... WHAT IF TRUMP FAKED BEING A CHICK?
North Carolina GOP Chair: Time To Do Some Bribin'!
'Be A Little Bit More Paranoid.' Wonkagenda For Wed., April 3, 2019
Trump Really Wants To Give You Mueller Report, But It's Under Audit And He Doesn't Want To
Howard Schultz Knows Who To Blame For Trump Closing Mexican Border
Which Of These Racist A-Holes Will Be Trump's 'Immigration Czar'?
Half-Ass Corrupt Baltimore Mayor Quits To Make Way For Excellent Corrupt Mayor Baltimore Deserves!
DHS Sure Picked A Great Time To Disband A Domestic Terror Unit
Alzheimer's Disease Is A Asshole, According To Science
Tucker Carlson: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Making Chris Hayes A Big Homogay
Trump GOP Still Screwing Puerto Rico Like It's Mexico Or Something
If It's Tuesday, It MIGHT Be A Good Day To Tell Lindsey Graham To Go F*ck Himself
Who's The IRS Auditing Today, It Is All The Conservative PACs Right? JKJKJKJKLOL.
Whistleblower Warbles Pretty Tune On *25* Shady Security Clearances
'Nothing Will Ever Satisfy Them.' Wonkagenda For Tues., April 2, 2019
Paul Manafort Celebrates 70th Birthday With Loved Ones APRIL FOOLS HE'S IN PRISON
GOP'S Secret Healthcare Plan Is That It Has No Healthcare Plan
Alex Jones Goes To A Beto Rally, Is Alex Jones
Fraudy Sovereign Citizen Dude Loves Cats, Fraud
Jerry Nadler To Bill Barr: IT'S SUBPOENA-THIRTY, MOTHERF*CKER!
Jeff Bezos Delivers Brand New Federal Investigation To His Pals At The National Enquirer
We Are All Kasie Hunt's Face Trying To Figure Out WTF George Papadopoulos Is Talking About
Trump Gonna Paint A Train Tunnel On This Rock On The Border
Little April Showers. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 1, 2019
Yr Wonkette Has The Complete Unredacted NICE THINGS Report!
Get Your Popcorn Out, It's Time To Watch Alex Jones Make An Even Bigger Fool Of Himself Than Usual!
Wrongly Convicted Men Freed From Prison After 43 Years. 43 YEARS!
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Obsessed With This Show 'Letterkenny' Now
Judicial Watch And Gateway Pundit Gonna GIT HER NOW!!!
QAnon Idiots Finally Go Too Far, Accuse Kate Bush Of Murder
Amy Klobuchar's Got Your Big Infrastructure Hangin'
Cussy The Clown Said A Cuss! Oh, Cussy!
Betsy DeVos Staying Strong After Noble Plan To Gut Special Olympics Funding Falls Through
Tell Us More About Your Terrific Healthcare Plan, All Republicans!
Woman Lawyer Won't Get DOJ Job Because She Hung Out With Women Lawyers
Devin Nunes Gonna Uber Over To The FBI, Make The FBI Put The FBI IN JAIL!
Let's Watch A Freshman Democrat Smack Mike Pompeo Around And Make Him SO MAD!
Someone's Projecting (Again). Wonkagenda For Fri., March 29, 2019
WONKERS, COME OUT TO PLAAAAY-AY!
Trump Probably Didn't Do Fraud With His $$$ Lies Since Nobody Believed Him Anyway
Is This The Most Weapons-Grade Stupid Thing A Trump Idiot Has Said All Week? Maybe!
NRA Official Wanted Sandy Hook Truther To Help Him Prove Parkland Was A Hoax
Donald Trump Has No Healthcare Plan Again, And This Time It's Even Better!
Trump Wants Intel Chair Adam Schiff To Resign? Sure! But First, Just One More Thing
Dems Forming Their Own Secret Senate To Actually Do Sh*t On Climate Change!
Judge Thinks Medicaid Is For 'Healthcare' Instead Of For 'Shaming Poor,' Is That Allowed?
'NO COLLUSION'? Not So Fast, A-Holes!
And For Their Next Trick ... Yeah, It's Healthcare AGAIN. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 28, 2019
Christchurch Shooter Had Ties To Austrian Fascist. No, Not That One, Another One.
Trump And DeVos Just Robbing AUTISTIC BABIES Is All, And The Families Who Care For Them
Man-Bun Hipster Dude Tells ICE To Step The F*CK OFF
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Impassioned About Thing, Oh Sh*t RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
NRA Opposing 'Violence Against Women Act,' Because Stalkers Need Guns, Too
Batsh*t PA Rep Lady Won't Have Muslims Telling Her How To Pray To JESUS, JESUS, JESUS!
Trump Demanding We Kill Obamacare AGAIN, And His Hacks And Lackeys Are ON IT!
Is That Joe Biden Coming To Apologize, Anita Hill? STILL NO!
The Cover-Up Is Happening In Plain Sight
Betsy DeVos Cuts ALL Special Olympics Funding, Because That's What Disney Villains Do!
Breathe. Just Breathe. Wonkagenda For Wed., March 27, 2019
The Top Three Reasons Mitch McConnell Should Go F*ck Himself Right Now
Acting Defense Sec: WALL Won't Keep Us Safe, But The Old Man Wants It, So...
Utah Senator Mike Lee OWNS Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez With Oh We Are Just Funning You
Kamala Harris Suggests Paying Teachers Like They're Important
Trump Idiots Out For Adam Schiff's Blood, Because That Is Sane And Rational
Texas Being Just Like Jesus Again
Sorry About The Food Stamps, Puerto Rico. If Only You'd Been Born American!
We Endorse Susan Collins's Pro-Trump Primary Challenger Because 'Susan Collins'
The Ministry Of Truth Has Decided The Following Pundits Are Unpersons
GOP Decides To Run On Gutting Healthcare Again. It's A Bold Move, Cotton!
IT'S INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK! Wonkagenda For Tues., March 26, 2019
And Now, Sarah Huckabee Sanders With A Dramatic Reading Of The Day's Events
Michael Avenatti Has Been A VERY NAUGHTY BOY
Sandy Hook, Parkland Still Claiming Lives
Lindsey Graham Gonna LOCK HER UP With Robert Mueller Or Something, F*ck If We Know
DOJ Exonerates Antifa! Thanks DOJ!
Not So Fast, Wingers! There Are Still One Or A Thousand Pending Investigations.
Top Three Trump-Level Crazy Science Stories Of Last Month!
Judges Keep Slapping Down Poor Betsy DeVos!
What Part Of 'Does Not Exonerate' Don't Republicans Understand?
Cool Mueller Letter From Guy Hired To Exonerate Trump, Now GIVE US THE F*CKING REPORT
Catch Me, If You Can! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 25, 2019
Stop Fretting Over The Mueller Report And Have Some Nice Things!
Forced Birth Enthusiasts Claim Vaccines Are Immunizing Us All To Their Prayers
Oh, Fun: Research Says Mass Shootings Make Insecure Dopes Feel 'Empowered' By Guns
Georgia On My Uterus: State Becomes Seventh This Year To Pretty Much Ban Abortion
Your Weekly Top Ten Is PRESIDENT OF PRESCHOOL
BREAKING: ROBERT MUELLER DID THE THING
TFW You're Trying To Give Kim Jong Un A Reacharound But Mnuchin Won't Get Off Your Jock
You Eat Now: Lemon Cheesecake With Lemon Crust!
Trump Nominates Stephen Moore To The Fed. Who Is This Jagoff?
Yes, Let's Talk About Terrorism, Laura Ingraham!
Steve King Borrows Obama's Time Machine To Be Racist About Hurricane Katrina
Indiana Teachers Whining SO MUCH About Getting Shot During Active Shooting Drill
Anti-Union Kickstarter Employees Are Hep To The Social Justice Lingo!
Has Trump Mentioned Lately That Dead John McCain Makes Him So Angry Like GRRR ARGH?
Judge Declares Wisconsin GOP's Lame Duck Power Grab Illegal, Tacky As Hell
Trump-Loving Terrorist Cesar Sayoc Set To Make Prison Great Again
Trump Doing Pretty Well Off Suckers Donating To 2020 Campaign
Hug It And Kiss It And Call It George. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 22, 2019
Trump White House: F*CK IT, WE'RE DOING THE WATERGATE THING!
Jared Kushner Has TEENY TINY LITTLE 'But Her Emails' Problem
Oklahoma Sheriff, Staff, All Resign Over Massive Jail F*ckery
Oh Look, Devin Nunes Defended Teabaggers Calling John Lewis The 'N'-Word
'Fox & Friends': Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Must Be Puppet Because Girls Are Stupid
Hey, At Least John Hickenlooper Didn't Ask When MEN'S History Month Is
New Zealand Bans Assault Rifles In Under A Week, How's That Even Possible?
CNN Knows Who Is 'Badass' And It Is Kellyanne Conway, So That's Some Horse Sh*t Right There
Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevin To Own Kids: 'A Pox Upon Thee!'
John Kelly Available To Besmirch You In Racist, Sexist Manner At Your Next Event!
Preet Bharara: OF COURSE We All Thought About Taping Trump. THAT F*CKER LIES!
UNINTELLIGIBLE YELLING. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 21, 2019
John McCain's Ghost An Ingrate: Donald Trump
Trump Just Told ISIS Where We'll Be Attacking, On The White House Lawn
That's Not What He Said! Mayor Pete / Hillary Clinton Edition
Ex-Speaker Paul Ryan Weasels His Way Onto Fox Board
Hey Michael Flynn! You Been Dickin' Around With Erik Prince's Secret Russian Beer Buddy?
Pete Buttigieg On Morning Joe: Yes We Said Yes We Will Yes
Mexicans Build Home Security Walls With Stolen Razor Wire, And America Paid For It
In Tonight's Performance, The Role Of 'Devin Nunes's Cow' Will Be Played By George Conway
Florida Man Gonna Save Kids From All That Porn In School Libraries
Katie Pavlich Wants Her Gold Star Please For Not Having Slaves
FRIENDSHIP. Wonkagenda For Wed., March 20, 2019
Trump Had A Playdate With A Fellow Fascist Dipsh*t Today
Anti-Vaxxers Harassing Moms Whose Babies Died, So That's TERRIFIC!
SCOTUS Says F**K You To Immigrants & Due Process
The Germans Are Calling Us Fascists, Is America Great Again Now?
Michael Cohen Warrant Docs Would Freak Trump The F*ck Out, If Trump Could Read (Allegedly!)
Devin Nunes Sues Devin Nunes's Cow For Alienation (And Sedition) Of Affection
Oh, F*ck You Joe Manchin (Part 9,237)
Does Deutsche Bank LIKE IT When Trump Is Nasty?
Gillibrand Talks Immigration, Education, That Other Thing You Won't Shut Up About At MSNBC Town Hall
Elizabeth Warren Gonna Yell That Old Electoral College Right Out Of Town!
Brother Of The Year Sells His Sister's Hoohoo-Peener Pics For $200K
More Like Devin MOO-MES, ARE WE RIGHT? Wonkagenda For Tues., March 19, 2019
Wash Your Eyeballs Clean With New Zealand Kids Honoring Fallen Classmates With Haka
ICE Has Held Grampa With Alzheimer's For 9 Months. Don't You Feel Safe?
Putin's Latest Fascist Law Will Make Trump Jizz Himself SILLY
Oleg Deripaska Sues Stephen Mnuchin For Making Him Poor
George And Kellyanne Conway Fighting Again, About How Her Boss Is Psychopath Who Will Kill Us All
Elizabeth Warren Running For President OF NERDS!
South Carolina *Crooked Sheriffs*??? You Don't F*cking Say!
GOP Now Just Being Racist About White People
Fifteen Didn't Get Jeffrey Epstein Twenty
Inconsolable Dipsh*t Demands Dead Guy Stop Hurting His Feelings
Won't Someone Think Of The Poor AR-15's? Oh, This Assh*le Will!
Chuck Todd To Beto: How's That Hopey Changey Thing Workin' Out For Ya?
GOP Knows Who's The REAL White Nationalist Terrorists, And It Is ... Oh, You Know The Drill
White Riot. Wonkagenda For Mon., March 18, 2019
Bet You Could Use Some Nice Things About Now!
Kirsten Gillibrand Is RUNNING! (We Figured, But Now It's Official)
Dang! Things Don't Seem To Be Going Too Well For Aunt Becky And Her Family Of Grifters
So Kentucky Pretty Much Banned Abortion This Week
New Zealand Ready To Ban Semi-Automatic Guns, Australia (Re)Bans Milo Yiannopoulos
Your Weekly Top Ten STICKS ITS TONGUE OUT AT YOU
Here's To 86 More Years Of Ruth Bader Ginsburg Being The Boss Of You!
F*ck It, It's Comfort Food RECIPE HUB TIME.
Gay PM Leo Varadkar Tells Mike Pence To Kiss His Irish Ass
The Kids Are Working On Saving Life On Earth. How About You?
The 174 Sh*ttiest Things Conservatives Have Said About The New Zealand Mosque Shooting SO FAR
Who Else Killed Stories For The Trump Campaign? Surprise, It's RUPERT MURDOCH!
New Zealand Shooter's Manifesto: Sh*tposting For The Whites
No, We Haven’t Cured AIDS ... Yet
Lindsey Graham Doesn't Want Mueller Report To Be Public. He Worried He's In It?
Facebook Is Sorry For All The Crimes It Might Have Committed
THIS IS NOT FINE. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 15, 2019
That's Not What She Said: Kamala Vs. Beto Edition!
Donald Trump Threatens Biker Gang-Led Civil War, So That's Cool And Normal
Senate Embarrasses Trump On Border Wall 'Emergency'
Latest Michael Cohen Pardon Defense Courtesy Of American Honky Tonk Bar Association
Beto O'Rourke Was Born To Be In This Headline
The Five Stupidest Things Howard Schultz Said Yesterday
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Guillotines Wells Fargo On Live TV
UH OH, Jerry Nadler, Did Meatball LIE TO CONGRESS?
Beto O'Rourke: Who, This Old Thing?
Elizabeth Warren Will Tell You Why Mike Pence Sucks Every Day Until The End Of Time
GOP Reps Will Get That DEEP STATE, Or LIE TRYING!
Congress Wants Its Wallet Back. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 14, 2019
We Don't Mean To Be Rude, But Paul Manafort's Lawyer Is A Sh*thole Garbage Person
Paul Manafort, GO THE F*CK TO NEW YORK JAIL WHENEVER YOU GET DONE WITH FEDERAL JAIL!
Gavin Newsom Kills Death Penalty In California Dead
Mar-a-Lago Massage Parlor Owner Flogging Golden Ticket Visas Like A Common Kushner
FAA Not Worried About These Death Plunge 737s, No Sir!
Michael Flynn So Scared Of The Judge On His Case, It Is HILARIOUS
RUH RO! Court Docs From College Admissions Scam Will Make Your BLOOD BOIL
Child Rape Apologist Tucker Carlson Said Gross Things About Miss Teen USAs
President Bone Spurs Gets OK To Keep America Safe From Transgender Troops
Meet Neomi Rao, Your New Brett Kavanaugh. No, Not That Way.
You Know What To Do. Wonkagenda For Wed., March 13, 2019
Mitt Romney Bad At Birthday Cake
Spectacular Stacey Abrams Says She May Run For President! Also Beto Might Too
Facebook Hits Elizabeth Warren With A Banhammer For Being Mean To Facebook
Felicity Huffman, Lori Loughlin Cast As Indictees In Gross College Bribe Scam
Is It Time To LOCK HER UP Roger Stone Yet? Maybe Almost!
Donald Trump Proclaimed Greatest Golfer Ever, By Donald Trump
NRA Having Just A Terrible Time, Isn't That Sad?
Trump Budget Dude: THANKS OBAMA
Child Rape Apologist Tucker Carlson Also Said Some Racist Sh*t. In Other News, Sky Blue.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Graces Our Presence, Mostly Lies About Jews
Nancy Pelosi Punches Trump In Face For Entire Length Of Washington Post Interview
Neil 'The Grifty One' Bush Asked Chinese Dudes For Illegal Campaign Money? That Can't Be Right.
Bye Bye Love. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 12, 2019
It's Like Yelp, But For Chickensh*t Trump Snowflakes Who Need Their Mommy
Donald Trump Gonna Cut Medicare Just Like He Promised Not To
Meanwhile In Wingnutistan, It's Almost LOCK HER UP O'Clock!
A GOP Congressman Just Stole Devin Nunes's Favorite Love Cow
Puerto Rico Cutting Food Stamps Because Mitch McConnell's A Dick
David Frum On Immigration: A Polished, SFW Version Of A Tucker Carlson Rant
Being Tucker Carlson Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry For Defending Child Rape
Racism-Enabling GOP Psychos Denouncing Anti-Semitism!
Boy Mayor Pete Buttigieg Did An SXSW Town Hall AND IT WAS YAY!
A Real Journalist Nailed Erik Prince For Being A LIARF*CKINGLIAR, And It Was DELICIOUS
Trump Inauguration: When The Money Keeps Rolling In, You Don't Ask HOW
Judge Jeanine Too Bigotty Even For Fox
Devin Nunes Will Save Us All From The STRAW POLICE
Trump PAC Exactly As Ethical As Trump Campaign And Trump Org, So Time To LAWYER UP!
IT'S ALL FINE. Wonkagenda For Mon., March 11, 2019
Wonkette Book Club: Oh F*ck It's Reagan Time
The Week In Garbage Men: When's MEN's History Month, Huh?
Elizabeth Warren Wants To Beat Big Tech With An Antitrust Stick
Howard Schultz: Go The F**K Away Forever
Famous Mall Perv Roy Moore Ready To Ride Again
Influence Peddling At Mar-A-Lago? We Are SHOCKED! SHOCKED!
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Still Looking For Michael Cohen's Boxes, WHAR BOXES?
Trump Autographing Bibles In Alabama, So ... Um ... HAVE A BLESSED F*CKIN' WEEKEND, Y'ALL!
February Jobs Numbers: Could Be A Slowdown. Could Be The Weather. Could be DEMONS.
Chelsea Manning Going To Jail Again
'Scary' Ilhan Omar Makes Meghan McCain Cry
Meet Stephanie Flowers, VOICE OF A RIGHTEOUS WRATHFUL GOD
President WordStupid Has Thoughts To Share, And They Are 'COLLUSION WITCH HOAX!'
Dinesh D'Souza Wants National Guard To Use Force On Liberal Protesters Again, For Free Speech
Donald Trump Turning Military Into Mob Protection Racket
Pelosi Totally Chill With Sending Trump's Gangster Kids To Jail
24 Republicans Vote For Hatred
596,852 Low-Level Offenders Who Got Off Worse Than Paul Manafort, Who Is Blameless And Pure Of Heart
David Brooks And Er ... I ... Uh ... Eh?
Protection Racket. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 8, 2019
WHAT THE F*CK, MANAFORT JUDGE?
Nancy Pelosi Takes GOP Demand To Condemn Muslim Lady, Turns It On Their Charlottesville Asses
R. Kelly Has Been Assassinated By The Lying Devil
Michael Cohen F*cks Trump, Sends Trump The Dry-Cleaning Bill
Sherrod Brown Nixes 2020 Run To Keep Kicking Ass In Senate
Neo-Nazis Have A New Drug, And It Is Tucker Carlson
Facebook 'Pivots To Privacy.' Dick Pics And Disinfo For Everyone!
Chuck Schumer Borrows Nancy Pelosi's Spine Again, Green New Deal Edition
America's Greatest Artist: Disloyal Dems Hug Scary Foreign Flags Of 'Europe' And 'California'
Just Border Patrol Harassing Lawyers And Journalists, NOTHING TO SEE HERE!
We Tried To List All Kirstjen Nielsen's Baby Jail Testimony Lies. We Failed.
Elijah Cummings COMING For Election Brian Kemp Stole From Stacey Abrams
WHATCHU TALKIN' BOUT MICHAEL COHEN. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 7, 2019
Those Wacky Dems Want To Throw MONEY At Child Poverty!
What's In Michael Cohen's Boxes? Oh, Just The Last Shreds Of Jay Sekulow's Reputation, Maybe
Herr Senator Doctor Rand Paul Wants Your Kids To Die Of Freedom Measles
Wanna Watch A Republican Legislator Scream About Anal Sex For A Full Minute?
Meet Daniel Goldman, The Dashing Young Buck Adam Schiff Just Hired To Kick Trump's Ass
Fox Shot The Sheriff (David Clarke) (And So Did Trump's Scam PAC) (Sad)
'National Treasure' But For Donald Trump's Military School Records
Whatever Vanky Wants, Vanky Gets! And What Vanky Wants Is CLASSIFIED DATA.
Robert Mueller Recommends Paul Manafort Eat A Thousand Bags Of Dicks, In Prison
Michael Bloomberg, Get The F*ck ... Okay Thanks!
Poor Marks. Wonkagenda For Wed., March 6, 2019
Americans United At Last: Trump's A Dirty, Crimey, Crooked Man
Texas Gov Knows Who F*cked Up His 'Illegals Voting' Scam, And It Was ... NOT THE DEMS????
N.H. Men Don Pearls To Show Moms Who Oppose Gun Murders Are Stupid And Dumb
David Brooks Is Concerned, You Guys! Medicare For All Is Hard & Stuff So F*ck It
If We Blame Hillary For This Uranium/Bears Ears F*ckery, Maybe Fox Will Care!
Jay Inslee Humiliates Meghan McCain On 'The View' So He's Officially President Now
Hillary Clinton Taking Time Off From Child Pizza Sex Ring To Not Run For President Again
Judiciary Chair Jerry Nadler: Just The Witch Hunter We've Been Waiting For!
Witch-Hunters Closing In. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 05, 2019
New NC GOP Congressional Candidate Gonna Stuff Your Ballot Box ... WITH SEXXX SECRETS
John Hickenlooper Will Be President Of Being Nice To Mitch McConnell, OK Nope
Republicans Say Stupid Sh*t Lies, Weekend Show Edition!
Zee Era Of Fox News Giving Sebastian Gorka A Pity Paycheck Is OV-UH
Why Is President ToddlerSh*ts McSad Having A Meltdown Today?
Roger Stone Has The Right To Remain Silent, But Not The Ability
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Rides Around In Her Aunt's Chrysler Like A Big Car-Ridin' JERK!
John Hickenlooper Blazes On To Campaign Trail
NO RUSSIA! NO COLLUSION! So ... No Jail Time, Right?
'I'm Totally Off Script Right Now.' Wonkagenda For Mon., March 4, 2019
Wonkette Book Club: America's Strikingly Bloody Labor History
Politico Now Wondering If Kamala Harris Is *Too* Likable To Be President
DEFY DEATH With Us, In Denver, TODAY!
Elizabeth Warren Shan't Be Calling Mike Pence 'Decent' Any Time Soon
Sad Old Man Humps American Flag, Does Other Embarrassing Things
One Million Moms Sh*t The Bed Over A Freakin' Cottonelle Commercial.
How About A Fake Nobel Nomination For A Fake President?
Your Weekly Top Ten Is We Don't Feel Like Making A Creative Headline Right Now
Happy Friday! Here's Some Horrifying Sh*t From Politico About Trump's Foreign Policy Shop!
Florida GOPer Real Sorry He Called Pregnant Women 'Host Bodies'
George Conway Gonna Be Sleeping On That Couch FOREVER
A Black Guy Is Taking Over A Neo-Nazi Group, And It Only Gets Weirder From There.
HHS Demands Stupidest Apology Since ... Mark Meadows, Yesterday
Hey, Louisiana Dipsh*t Congressman Idiot! We Found Michael Cohen's Boxes!
Paul LePage Won't Let 'Democracy' Keep The White Man Down
Turns Out The Kushners Got Their Security Clearances The Old-Fashioned Way -- From Daddy
Mark Meadows Should Apologize To The Obamas' Black Kids. Then Every Other Black Kid In America
Stupid Dumb Measles Bullsh*t, Texas And Montana Republican Editions
President Jay Inslee Will Put Solar Panels On White House, Capitol, Your Mom
Guess Sean Hannity Wants To Be Under Investigation, Just Like His Beloved President
We Got Your 'Liberal Media' Hanging
Kiss A Rare Disease If You're Irish!
INFINITE SCREAMMMMM! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 1, 2019
Dinesh D'Souza Does To Poetry What He's Done To History, By A Doctor Of Rhetoric
Okay, WHO THE F*CK IS ALLEN WEISSELBERG? Maybe You Are Just Curious?
WHO THE F*CK IS MATTHEW CALAMARI? A Squidsplainer Of Who The F*ck That Is
Elijah Cummings Dad-Splained Michael Cohen And Made Him (And America!) Cry
House Finally Votes To TAKE YR GUNS. (If You Are A Criminal, YAY!)
Hannity Awards Trump Shiny Participation Nobel For Tapping Out In North Korea
Trump Bot Not Actually Going To Do Much Of Anything At CNN, Turns Out
Maryland Dem Has No Idea How That Racism Fell Out Of Her Mouth!
Mark Harris Drops Out Of NC-9 Election Do-Over, So Boss Hogg Will Have To Git Those Duke Boys
Mark Meadows's Black Friend Says Trump Is Black Too
Pramila Jayapal Introduces REAL Medicare For All, And IT'S SPECTACULAR
You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 28, 2019
Michael Cohen Intermission: WHO ELSE IS (MAYBE) GOING TO JAIL?
HOLY JESUS F*CK! Your Michael Cohen Liveblog!
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner? Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 27, 2019
If You Saw Jacob Wohl At A Hipster Coffee Shop, You'd Go Find A Policeman
Mitch McConnell SO MAD Democrats Forced GOP To Cheat In North Carolina Election
Paul Manafort Is A Lover, Not A Fighter. He Can Go Home Now, Yes?
Diamond And Silk Cruelly Snubbed By The Oscars, Says Guy Who Did Not See Their 'Movie'
Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez Pays Staffers Decent Wages. What Is This, VENEZUELA?
Ivanka Trump Has Something Stupid To Say About Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez And Money
Shameless Lindsey Graham Sold Out To Trump For ‘Relevance’ & PEZ
Michael Cohen's Going To F*ck Trump On Live TV Tomorrow, And HE'S BRINGING RECEIPTS
Trump Lawyers Think They're Doing GOTCHAS To House Judiciary Committee. YOU BET.
SCOTUS Invalidates Equal Pay Ruling Just Because Judge Is A Ghost
Chinaman Not The Preferred Nomenclature, Trump. Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 26, 2019
Roger Stone's Interns Seem Nice
Marco Rubio REALLY Wants To Make A Venezuelan Snuff Film
Trump Sued For 'Access Hollywood'-ing All Over Campaign Staffer, ALLEGEDLY, OH HOW SHOCKING!
Sunday Show GOP Idiots: Come For The Casual Racism, Stay For The ... More Casual Racism!
Justin Fairfax Goes Full Clarence Thomas
We Don't Think Robert Mueller Is Very Fond Of This Paul Manafort Fella
Coal Bride Kelly Craft Will Learn The UN Good About BOTH SIDES Of Climate Change
Happy Monday! Let's Talk About The President's Feelings
Donald Trump Jr. Knows Who To Blame For Chasmic Void In His Soul, It Is Definitely Instagram's Fault
So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 25, 2019
Let's All Relax With Some NICE THINGS
Wonkette Book Club: Union Maids, Slavery, And Wild-Eyed Radicals
80-Year-Old KKK-Loving Alabama Editor Ready To 'Sex Young Ladies.'
Just So We're Clear, Trump's Gag Rule Will Result In More Abortions.
R. Kelly Is A Bad Man Who Was Good At Singing... Now He's In Jail.
Dianne Feinstein Was A Dick Again
Your Weekly Top Ten Has Few Opinions On Amy Klobuchar's Comb-Forks
12-Year-Old Reporter Makes Arizona Cop Look Like Doofus, Because He Is One
MN House Gets With The Times Of 1993, Votes To Outlaw Marital Rape Exceptions
Nevada Has Crazy Idea: After A Massacre, Pass Gun Laws. Is That Even Legal?
Paul Manafort Can Go To ALL THE JAILS!
Trump Won't Let Russia Steal 2020 Election For Him, LOL Just Kidding Yes He Will
Better Sit Down For This One: Dr. Keith Ablow Miiiiight Be An Abusive Sex Creep
Laura Ingraham: Dems So Happy White Supremacist Wants To Kill Us All Because ... Jussie Smollett
Republican Lunatic Will Give Montana Its Very Own Science, Hooray!
Busted Running An International Pedophile Ring? Better Call Labor Secretary Alex Acosta!
Matt Gaetz Has A Super Creepy Fetish For Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Another Bill In The Wall. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 22, 2019
Roger Stone Not Going To Jail Until Next Time He Pulls Some Real Dumb Sh*t, So ... Next Week-ish?
North Carolina Ninth: SON OF A PREACHER MAN!
Jason Reitman Knows Who The Real Fans Of 'Ghostbusters' Are -- Whiny Misogynists
Let's Talk About Dumb Foreign Agent Dipsh*t Michael Flynn, Because It Is A Day
MAGA Brat Had A Bad Weekend So He'd Like $250 Million From The Washington Post, Please
Oh, Did Something Happen With The Jussie Smollett Case?
Kamala Harris Was On 'The Daily Show' And It Was Delightful And You Watch It Right Now!
Tucker Carlson's 'Moron' Guest Kicks Him In The Crotch (WITH VOTES)
Meet Trump's New Climate Policy Guy: This F*cking Lunatic
Coming To A Head. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 21, 2019
Relax, Everyone: Robert Mueller Is Not DUMPING YOU, Just Kidding Maybe He Is
Christian Foster Care Agency Hating On The Catholics, Because It's The 1950s Apparently
Eric Trump Gonna Tell His Deadbeat Dad You Called His Deadbeat Dad A Deadbeat Dad!
Clarence Thomas: Who Left This Pubic Hair On Trump's First Amendment?
Trump So Mad At Dan Coats He's Gonna Be A Chickensh*t Who's Too Scared To Fire Him
SCOTUS Rules Cops Can't Seize Your Sh*t Like Common Gangsters
Elijah Cummings Will F*ck Trump's Saudi Nuclear Grifting Up Six Ways From Sunday
North Carolina 9th District Vote Fraudy Fraud Fraud Hearings, Day Two!
Proposed Civil War Memorial Would 'Both Sides' Lincoln's Assassination
TO INFINITY! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 20, 2019
CNN Hires Trump Staffer With No Journalism Experience To Run 2020 Coverage
Trump Tried To Make Meatball Move On SDNY Like A Bitch, But He Couldn't Get There :(
Trump's Busy Schedule: Gotta Make The Nicknames!
Elizabeth Warren Sending Her Aunt Bee To Give EVERYBODY Childcare!
Devin Nunes Didn't F*ck A Cow When FBI Opened Trump-Russia Investigation, Dunno What His Deal Is Now
Amy Klobuchar Not Afraid To Crush Your Silly Progressive Dreams
Fake Progressive Russian Troll Farm Slapped Off Facebook
Alabama Newspaper Editor Nostalgic For The Good Ol' KKKs
How Much Of A Dumbass Is Roger Stone? THIS MUCH DUMBASS
Come On In, Bernie Sanders! The Water's Fine!
OH NOES! SOCIALISTS! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 19, 2019
Protesters Declare Donald Trump The REAL National Emergy
North Carolina Election Fraud STILL GOING
South Carolina Politicians Seriously Considering Not Letting Cops Rob People Anymore
Montana Prosecutor Stands Strong For Right To Handle Rape Cases ... Poorly
Trump's Terrible UN Pick Heather Nauert Has Nanny Problem, Because It's Always 1994
Kamala Harris Puts Hot Sauce On Her Greens, Hang Her For A Witch!
TRUMP DOESN'T CARE, HE BELIEVES PUTIN!
Maine Ex-Gov Paul LePage Eated All The Trump Hotel Snacks
Lindsey Graham, Stephen Miller Interrupt Your Sunday With Their Stupid Lie-Holes
Mike Pence Embarasses Himself (Again). Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 18, 2019
Look At All The Nice Things. Just LOOK At Them!
The 'God's Not Dead' People Made A Movie About Abortion, And Boy Is It Ever Full Of Lies.
RBG Went To Work Yesterday, But That Won't Convince The Geniuses Who Think She Is Dead
Aurora Shooter Had A History Of Violence Against Women, Because Of Course He Did.
Your Weekly Top Ten Is AT THE BEACH! The MEXICO BEACH!
Trump Own Goals The Libs On Twitter. Again.
SOCIALISTS COMING FOR YOUR FAMILY VALUES, EVERYBODY PANIC!
Chuck Schumer Going On Offense On Climate Change? Be Still Our Hearts!
Jeff Bezos's Dick: A Cautionary Tale
CAN HE DO THAT? A Wallsplainer!
BREAKING: Trump Dumber Than Dry Dogsh*t, Jeff Sessions Racist As F*ck
Montana's Medicaid Expansion Is Getting Weird
Sports Shop Owner Kaepernicks Himself Right Out Of Business
EMERGENCY! ACHTUNG! Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 15, 2019
Checkmate, Libs: 7 Morons From Kansas Decide Gay People Are A Religion!
Trump Murdering Election Security Task Forces, Because ... Oh No Reason!
The Week In The World's Most Garbagey Man, Donald Trump Jr.
Jerry Nadler Ready To Devour A Second Helping Of Meatball
Andrew McCabe Has A Few Things To Say About President Bugf*ck
It's Been A Year Since Parkland. Almost 1,200 Kids Have Died By Guns. God Bless America.
What We Do To The Least Among Us Is This Refugee Kids' Tent City
'Nazis Are Bad' Ad Too Controversial For Fox News
Can Somebody Hold Eric Swalwell's Beer While He Kicks Richard Burr Square In The Dick?
Judge Says Paul Manafort Is Total LIAR F*CKING LIAR, Hopes He Stubs His Toe In Jail
Rep. Ilhan Omar Would Just Like To Know Which Massacre Elliott Abrams Is Proudest Of
Love Your Children Well. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 14, 2019
Internet Dicks Zapruder The Sh*t Out Of Kamala Harris Smokin' Some Sh*t
Let's All Die Of Measles, Again!
Roger Stone Demands Robert Mueller Stop Using Chronological Time
Esquire Bravely Confronts National Emergency Of Straight White Men Being Told To Shut Up Sometimes
Trump's Billionaire Pal Tom Barrack Defends Saudis' Peculiar Institution: Journalist Murder
Howard Schultz 'Doesn't See Race,' Is Stupid About Other Things Too
Trump's Plan B: Make WALL From California's Ashes, Tears Of Puerto Ricans
President Good Brain Invents Fourth Of July
Fox News Too Classy To Air Tucker Carlson Screaming Obscenities At 'Moron' Guest
Green New Deal Will Steal Your Farting Cow's Bicycle
Trump Speaks For The Jews. Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 13, 2019
Trump Has No Time For A Dog, Because He's So Busy Tweeting And Pooping And Watching TV And ...
Trump Goads MAGA Banshee Man Into Cameraman-Attacking Frenzy
Pecker Moved On Saudis Like A Bitch, But He Just Couldn't Get There
What Does Trump Think Should Be Done When A Non-Viable Baby Is Born?
It's Still The Collusion, Stupid (By Which We Mean CONSPIRACY)
Trump Sticks D*ck In Toaster Again With Yet Another NDA Lawsuit
Astronaut Mark Kelly Launches 2020 Campaign For Senate Like A Rocketship, Whoosh!
Donald Trump Measuring His Dick Again, Beto O'Rourke Edition
Congress Reaches Shutdown Deal If Fox & Friends Don't Veto It
Trump V. Beto: No Contest. Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 12, 2019
Mommy, Why Are The Never-Trumpers Fighting Like Idiots?
Two Men. One Border. One Brain.
Kamala Harris Confesses To Having Reefer Madness
We Have Always Been At War With Shutdownia
Maybe Ralph Northam Just Shouldn't Talk
Brit Hume Pretty Sure Trump Too Stupid To Be Racist
President Big Mac Tanning Bed So Mad Everybody Knows He's Lazyass
Leaking Naked Pics Of Your Own Sister And Blaming The Deep State. Baller Move, Bro!
ANOTHER Government Shutdown!?! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 11, 2019.
Amy Klobuchar Announces 2020 Presidential Run From BOOM ISLAND!
Yr Sunday Nice Things Are Here. No Jeff Bezos's Junk Anywhere!
Ralph Northam Set To Take Refresher Course In Not Being A Racist
Republican Creeper Claims He Is Being Persecuted By Gay People Who Won't Let Him Persecute Them.
Justin Fairfax Just Needs To Get The Hell On Out Of Here.
In This Episode Of Bonesaw Weekly, Saudi Arabia Opts For The Subtle Approach
Elizabeth Warren Is RUNNING! Let's Watch It Live!
Your Weekly Top Ten Got A HAIRCUT!
Candace Owens, Hugh Hewitt Have Big Thoughts On HITLER
Manafort Judge Probably Loved It A Lot When Lawyers Lied To Her, Don't You Think?
Texas Jackwad Lied About 'Illegal' Voters, Part 43
Brett Kavanaugh Just Made Susan Collins A Liar
Human Vortex Howard Schultz Had A Party, And Nobody Came
Trump's Latest Fox News Hire Seems ... Kinda Qualified Actually?!
Laura Ingraham Demands Gucci Keep Making Racist Sweaters To Own The Libs
John Dingell Jr.: A Wonkpreciation!
IT'S MEATBALL-THIRTY, MOTHERF*CKERS! A Liveblog
Grab A Big Peener Toilet For Jeff Bezos, Because Turns Out That Thing Is HOLYSHITHUGE
Bezos Whips It Out. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 8, 2019
Meatball McPeenerToilet Probably Too Stupid To Testify For Congress, TBH
Tucker Carlson JUST ASKING Why Stacey Abrams Wants To Enslave All The White Men?
Congress Finally Held Hearings On Gun Violence, So Matt Gaetz Lied About Mexicans
Justin Fairfax Is Just Gonna Drag This Sh*t Out, Isn't He?
Paul Erickson, You're Finally A STAR ... In The Mueller Investigation. Please Clap.
83,000 Florida Ballots Were FUBAR In 2018 Gov Race, So: SURPRISE!
Whole Lotta WHOLE LOT Going On! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 7, 2019
Tulsi Gabbard Being Weird As F*ck Again
Trump Admin LENDS A HAND To Payday Lenders. Take That, Obama!
Did Roger Stone DEEP STATE Jeff Bezos's Marriage To Death? Inquiring Minds Want To Know!
Adam Schiff Announces House Intel Plan To F*ck Trump-Russia F*ckers The F*ck Up
FBI Sad For All The Persecuted Nazis
Virginia Officially Lost Its Damn Mind 2: MORE Blackface Boogaloo
Peggy Noonan Doth Not Approve Of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Let Us Not Forget How Much Stacey Abrams Kicked Ass Last Night
Wingnuts ON FIRE With Love For Greatest SOTU Since Washington, Churchill, Genghis Khan
Knock Knock, Donny! It's ALLLLLL The Lawyers
Alabama AG: It's Totally Cool For Cops To Shoot Black Men In The Back
Trump's Nixon Moment. Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 6, 2019
Let's Liveblog Nancy Pelosi's Facial Expressions While Some Dipsh*t Pretends To Be President
Trump's Mar-A-Lago Weekends A Bargain Compared To Obama's Dijon Mustard Habit, Says GAO
Fox News Calls Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Dirtiest Slur It Knows: 'Fair'
Pelosi Will Tolerate Trump's Dumb Ass In Her House For One Night Only
Feds Gonna LOCK HER UP Trump's Whooooole Inauguration
Conditions At Frozen Brooklyn Jail Finally Upgraded To 'Victorian'
Will Someone Please Get Liz Crokin Help Before She Citizen's Arrests Hillary Clinton?
All Right, Coffee Prick, That'll Be Enough From You
Everyone In Virginia Has Officially Lost Their Damn, Moonwalking Minds
Meet Your New Ryan Zinke, Same As The Old Ryan Zinke!
Pomp And Circumstance. Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 5, 2019
Trump Data Guru Idiot Brad Parscale: LOL No Srsly, A Idiot!
Government: Reuniting All The Kids We Stole Would Make The Children Sad :(
Max Boot Finally Ready To Be A Democrat, Just In The 1990s
Classy President Runs Even Classier Campaign
We're Not Even Going To Say What This Kansas Judge Did In The Headline, Because UGHHHHH
President Big Mac Probably America's Greatest National Security Threat, So That's GREAT!
Top Three Batsh*t Crazy Science Stories Of The Month!
Ralph Northam Ruins Super Bowl For Top Staff, Still Hasn't Resigned
White People Carefully Discussing Blackface And Race
Trump Says One Smart Thing, Goes Back To Being Dipsh*t
Kris Kobach, Other Grifty Creeps Bilking Bigots For Trump's WALL
BREAKING: Chairman Channel Surf Spends Days Watching His Stories, Eating BonBons
INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 04, 2019
If These Aren't Nice Things, I Don't Know What Is!
Ralph Northam Continues Digging Self Into Michael Jackson Shaped Hole
The Week In Garbage Humans: It Has Been A TERFy Ass Week
Dad Who Natural Remedied His Son To Death To Speak At Health Convention
VA Gov Ralph Northam Can Get The F*KKK OUT
Your Weekly Top Ten Is COVERED IN SNOW
Tucker Carlson Explains Cold Weather Breaks Wind
VINDICATED! Donald Trump Jr. Didn't Do ANY Crimes That One Time! (Perhaps! Allegedly! MAYBE.)
John Bolton Wants To Arrest Venezuela's Maduro, Probably For Murdering WaPo's Khashoggi
Laura Ingraham Finally In Favor Of Religious Headgear
Trump To Bring Profound Misunderstanding Of Abortion Laws To State Of The Union Address
Roger Stone Angrily Denies Hacking Jeff Bezos's Phone To Stunned Arby's Cashier
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Confirms God Colluded With Russia To Elect Trump
Cory Booker Jumps Into The Pool
President Whine-Baby Climbs Into Maggie Haberman's Arms, Cries It Out
Roger Stone Gets Indictment He Always Wanted, Is Not A Crook
Dumb People Talk About Liz Warren's Wealth Tax
Something's Coming. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 01, 2019
Hey Robert Mueller, Adam Schiff Has A Sexxxy Present For You!
Donald Trump Decides Heidi Cruz Too Ugly To Be World Bank President
Maria Butina's Gross Old Boyfriend Is Too Dumb For Spying
Wonkette Answers Lindsey Graham's Dumbass Questions, 'Cause Lindsey Graham Is A Dumbass
Bernie Sanders Trying To ROB THE DEAD!
Russia Fool America Once ... Can't Get Fooled Again!
Lindsey Graham A 'Rich White Lives Matter' Activist Now
Republicans Sure Hate It When People Can Vote. Wonder Why?
Indiana GOP Lawmaker Can't Wait To Make Child Labor Great Again
Will Someone Please Explain To Anti-Choice Idiots That Nobody's Killing Born Babies?
Robert Mueller Just Asking If Russian Troll Farm Lawyer Has A Hotline To The Kremlin
Can This Candidacy *Not* Be Saved? Howard Schultz Death Watch 2019
Run For The Border. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan 31, 2019
Study: Trump Country Full Of School-Bullying Jerk Dicks!
Stupidest Man On Internet: The Sun Stops Working When It's Cold
Trump And Scott Walker's Foxconn Factory Deal Goes POOF!
MAGA Assaults Jussie Smollett Just Like The KKK Would Because They Are The KKK Now
10 Out Of 10 Trump Intel Chiefs Agree Trump Is Utterly Full Of Sh*t
Civil Forfeiture: South Carolina Not *Quite* Done Stealing From Black People
KY Gov Matt Bevin Thinks Kids Are 'Soft' For Not Freezing To Death
House GOP SO MAD Dems Won't Look To Future: Repealing Obamacare!
Billionaires: Oh Liz Warren, Don't Eat Us!
Stacey Abrams Giving Democratic SOTU Response, So It Won't Suck So Much This Time
Can We Call Trump A Literal Actual Russian Agent Now? What About Now? What About Now? What About ...
Chuck Todd: Dems, Stop Sh*tting Yourselves!
Baby It's COLD Outside! Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 30, 2019
The Top 432,698 Reasons Acting AG Meatball Is Full Of Sh*t About The Mueller Probe Being Almost Over
Kamala Harris Answers All Your Burning Questions. Even The Dumb Ones.
Texas Brown People Registered To Vote Again
Lisa Murkowski Being Not A Dick Again
Everyone Hates Ex-Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz Now & It's Wonderful!
Richard Blumenthal Casually Mentions Donald Trump Jr.'s Going To Jail, Maybe
Border Patrol Spent $60 Million On 33 New Officers, Is That A Lot?
Getting Hot In Herre! Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 29, 2019
Milo Yiannapoulos Loves Jesus, Hates Mammon, Is Stealing Gospel Songs Now
Is Devin Nunes F*cking One Last Cow To Protect Trump? MOOOOOOO-ybe!
Medicine That Prevents HIV Is $1600 A Month. It Doesn't Have To Be.
Stephen Miller Is Really F*cked Up. No, We Mean REALLY F*CKED UP.
Shutdown Cost US Economy $11 Billion. Maybe Mexico Will Pay For That Too!
President Gross-Mouth Gonna Tell You Some Racist Bullshit About Barack Obama, Surprise!
Trump Thinks He Has Less Than 50-50 Shot Of Getting WALL, Which Is Very Cute Way Of Saying 'ZERO'
Joe Arpaio Lost Track Of 50 Automatic Weapons, So Fast, So Furious!
Kamala Harris Delivers Knockout Speech In Oaktown, Is Now Basically President
Jared Kushner: THIS IS YOUR LIFE
2020 Begins! Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 28, 2019
Why Yes, We CAN Have Nice Things!
Trump Hosted A Happy Hour With Ginni Thomas' Conspiracy Kook Funtime Gang
Some Creep Set The Pizzagate Restaurant On Fire, Because That's Still A Thing.
Florida Secretary Of State Quits Just For A Tiny Bit Of Katrina Victim Cosplay
Elizabeth Warren's Eat-The-Rich Tax Proposal Has Usual Suspects Whining. GOOD.
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Taking Bets On How Long It Takes Roger Stone To Flip On Trump
Let Us Bask In The Tears Of Heartbroken Trumpists!
CAVE, LOSER, CAVE! A Liveblog Of That Loser Caving
IRS, Air Traffic Fuxxored By Shutdown As President Sits On Thumb
Jared Kushner's Top-Secret Clearance Very Legal, Very Cool! Said Not FBI Or CIA
InfoWars Saw Goody Beto Busting Out Of His Sexxxy Devil Sheep Costume
What's Shakin', Mitch McConnell? Does Your Life SPARK JOY?
Kellyanne Conway Is Two-Faced Hell Person, So That Is Some Breaking News
Trump: What Are 'Groceries'? What Is 'Store'?
And Robert Mueller Said GET ME ROGER STONE
Colorado Sen. Bennet Now President Of Punching Ted Cruz In The Face Daily
'Ratf*cker' Is F******cked! Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 25, 2019
Elizabeth Warren Proposes New 'Eat The Rich' Tax
GENERAL STRIKE! GENERAL STRIKE! GENERAL STRIKE!
Kamala Harris Visits Rachel Maddow, Is President Of You Now
Rudy Giuliani: Why Can't We Threaten Michael Cohen's Father-In-Law, Is This America Or What?
WaPo 'Fact Checks' Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Living Wage, Eats It
That Time Masterchef Mark Zuckerberg Used A 'Laser Gun' To Kill A Goat For @Jack
Commerce Sec. Wilbur Ross On Shutdown: 'Let Them Eat Loans'
MSNBC Interviews Four Trump-Russia Jackholes And Sam Nunberg Is THE SANE ONE
Trump Caves, Will Give State Of Union After Shutdown Ends, Like Maybe Jan. 21, 2021
No End In Sight. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 24, 2019
Michael Cohen's So Excited! He's So Excited! He's So ... SCARED!
Pelosi To Trump: Get F*cked, Orange Loser
Wonkette Welcomes Pete Buttigieg To 2020 Cabinet Members' Primary!
Elijah Cummings COMING For President Secret Agent Man
Guess Americans Don't Like Russian Agent Presidents Who Shut Down Government Forever. WHO KNEW!
Shutdown To Last Until Planes Crash Or Uninspected Meat Kills Us All. No Big.
MAGA Brats Defend Blackface, So That's Where The US Is Today
White House Comms Shop Barren Wasteland, Like President's Brain
Meow Hiss Claws Out For Rudy Giuliani!
Lara Trump To Furloughed Workers: Drop Dead
Federal STRIKE. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 23, 2019
Come, Lean In, We Want To Whisper You A Secret, It Is $$$!!1!
Nastya Rybka Is Free! Sort Of! Wait, Y'all Remember Who The F*ck Nastya Rybka Is?
Invisible Hand Of Free Market Fails To Get Charlie Kirk A Bed At Cedars-Sinai At Pace He Desires
Rudy Giuliani Settles The Debate. Moron. The Answer Is Moron.
Trump Admin's Sloppy Wet Sanctions Kiss For Oleg Deripaska Sloppier, Wetter Than We Knew!
Will Someone Please Think Of The MAGA Brats? Oh, Half The Country? Cool.
US Convicts Radical Water-Givers In 2017 Immigrant Not-Killing Spree
Jesse Kelly Tweets 'My Nerd Kid Sux, Amirite?' Is Best Dad Because Libs Now Owned.
Mike Pompeo Hopes To Kill State Dept In Time To C*ckblock Kris Kobach In Kansas
Kamala Harris Denied Key Asshole Endorsement From Bill O'Reilly
'No Cave!' Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 22, 2019
A 2020 Democratic Primary Primer, For Kids!
NRA: On This MLK Day, Won't You Please Remember The Guns?
Arizona GOP Lady Will Build The Wall ... WITH JIZZ!
Trump Is Losing The Walmart Vote, Isn't That A Shame
AOC Takes Aaron Sorkin's Advice, Shoves It
Kirstjen Nielsen Lied To Congress About Family Separation? LOCK HER UP!
MAGA KIDS INNOCENT! Or Hadn't You Heard They're White?
You're Not Gonna Believe It, But Michael Cohen Rigging ONLINE POLLS For Trump Gets Stupider
Donald Trump Knows WALL Always Works, Just Like At Alamo!
So You Want To Invoke Republican Martin Luther King Jr.
Giuliani: Of Course Trump Negotiated With The Russians Up 'Til The Election. WHY EVER NOT?
Mike Pence's Stupid Bigot Mouth Suggests Dr. King's Dream Was WALL
'We Shall Override.' Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 21, 2019
Forget Trump. Let's Have Some NICE THINGS.
Look Out Chuck 'N' Nancy, President WALL Made A SPEECH
Killer Chicago Cop's Sentence Shows Black Lives Matter As Much As A Hot Dog With Ketchup
This Is The Future Republicans Want: MAGA Brats Mock Native American Drummer, Just To Be Assholes.
Your Weekly Top Ten Has Updated Its Signature LEWK For 2019
Relax, Everyone: Donald Trump Is Still A F*cking Criminal
Trump Idiots 'Debunk' Michael Cohen Story By Shrieking HAW HAW BUZZFEED SUX!
Trump: Me, Impeached? LOOK, A TERRORIST PRAYER RUG!
Anti-Choicers, Ben Shapiro March For Their Own Stunning Lack Of Self-Awareness
Trump AG Nominee Bill Barr Should Have Kept His Big Mouth Shut About Obstruction Of Justice
Cardi B: Obamacare Helped Get Your P*ssy Checked!
Missouri Rep. Demands California Rep. 'Go Back To Puerto Rico,' Where He Is Not From
Nancy Pelosi Was Going To Go To Afghanistan Anyway, But Trump F*cked That Up Too
Impotent Mosquitos Could Help End Malaria, Insert Bob Dole Viagra Joke My God We're So Old
Trump Told Michael Cohen To Lie To Congress. Is That Bad?
THOUSANDS More Kids Were Taken From Parents Than U.S. Admitted. So, Um, Good Job?
'Make It Happen.' Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 18, 2019
Trump To Pelosi: I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT IF I STEP ON MY OWN DICK AND EAT IT AT THE SAME TIME?
Wingnuts Spend Day Thinking About Lindsey Graham Naked, Blame Muslim Congresslady
So Are We Just Gonna Let Bustle CEO Bryan Goldberg Ruin The Internet?
Trump Grappling With Painful Realization That Nancy Pelosi Is His Real Dad
Meet Pam! Pam Is A Competent Trump Official Who ... Oh Wait She Just Quit, GOODBYE PAM!
Prissy Jerk Kevin McCarthy Thinks Badass Pelosi Is Behaving In A Frightfully 'Unbecoming' Manner
Sexy Michael Cohen Stiffs Online Ratf*cker
RUDY GIULIANI NEVER SAID NO COLLUSION, YOU SAID NO COLLUSION, YOU STINKIN' LIAR!
Guess Which Grifty Assholes Are Joining That Grifty 'GoFundMe' Wall Guy?
OK, MAYBE There Was Collusion. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 17, 2019
Wait, Is Putin Getting Paid During The Trump Shutdown? THE F*CK?
Trump's Tax Cuts For Rich F*ckwads Cost Half A Trillion Bucks More Than We Knew, Oops!
GOP Senators Grow Spine Over Russian Sanctions, Just Kidding NOPE
Hey, Anybody Using This NATO? Mind If Trump Tidies It Up?
What Time Is The State Of The Union? Never, Because Nancy Pelosi Just Canceled Trump
Who Wants To Play Guess The Mueller Manafort Redactions?
Everyone Ran For President Last Night. OK, Just Kirsten Gillibrand.
William Barr Confirmation Hearing Wrap-Up: At Least He's Better Than The Dumbf*ck We Have Right Now!
VP's Wife Karen Pence Set To Teach The Art Of Bashing Queers
Black Farmers Not Interested In Serving In Trump's Trade War
Game Of 'You're Boned.' Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 16, 2019
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Does Twitter Real Good Again, So That's A Surprise!
An Open Letter To Men Irreparably Traumatized By The Recent Gillette Ad
Whoops, Acting AG Whitaker May Have Committed Some NO COLLUSION With Trump!
Donald Trump Just Sellin' Millions In Real Estate To ... Untraceable LLCs? Cool Cool!
Jared Kushner Is A Cheap Thug And Other Surprises From Chris Christie's 'Let Me Finish'
Trump Inauguration Facing One Or Twelve Tiny Investigations, NBD
Mick Mulvaney Took An Old Man's Money For 'Land Deal' Too? Just The One?
GOP Doing Something About Nazi Rep. Steve King? That Can't Be Right!
California Utility PG & E On Road To Nowhere After Burning Down The House
Liveblogging Confirmation Hearings For Bill Barr, Trump's Next Future Ex-Attorney General!
'I Served Them Massive Amounts Of Fast Food.' Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 15, 2019
Confirmation Hearings For William Barr, Trump's New Meatball Idiot AG Nominee, Begin TOMORROW!
Dumb Elizabeth Warren Wants To Drain DC Swamp And Turn It Into A State, How Dumb Is That (It's Not)
Majority Of Americans Supports Trump Building Wall UP HIS ASS
Canada Showing Off Again, 'We Give Saudi Girls Asylum' Edition
President Trump Will Get His WALL If He Has To Break Every Bone In Mick Mulvaney's Body
Ted Cruz Filibusters On Chuck Todd's Face
Shutdown, Breakdown, Takedown: They're Busted!
Trump Hiding His Love Notes From Putin, Because That Is FINE And NORMAL
Donald Trump Tweeting Crazy Sh*t Again
New Dems Will Tell Trump To Shove His Racist Wall Up His Ass Just Like Their Boss Pelosi
'I Couldn't Care Less.' Wonkagenda For Mon. Jan., 14, 2019
Trump Spends Saturday Night With Judge Jeanine Screeching 'NO COLLUSION!' At Your Nana
We Got Yer Internet Nice Things Right Here, Buddy
In What Freaking World Is Swearing More Controversial Than Embracing White Supremacy?
Tulsi Gabbard And Julian Castro Are RUNNING!
Gavin Newsom Proclaims California Socialist Paradise!
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Ready To Watch Our Dems Kick Some Ass
FBI Been Wonderin' If Trump Is Literal Russian Intelligence Asset For LONG ASS TIME
Politico Now On Full-Time 'Lady Politicians Getting Too Big For Their Britches' Watch
Nancy Pelosi Gonna Break Her Heel Off In Steven Mnuchin's Botoxed Ass
Mitch McConnell: Shutdown Hero
GOP Almost Possibly Thinking About Being Concerned By Steve King Saying Nazi Talk
Tucker Carlson: Can A Rich White Boy Even Get A Handout These Days?
Robert Mueller Just Curious What All These Damn Ukrainians Doing At Trump Inauguration
Maybe When Trump Said Mexico Would Pay For WALL He Meant Like How Trump 'Pays' Contractors
Michael Cohen Is Ready For His Close-Up
Do Not Ask For Whom The Buck Stops, It Sure As Hell Doesn't Stop With Trump
He Never Said 'Mexico.' Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 11, 2019
President Good Brain At The Border Having Wall-Gasms About Wheels Again
Connecticut Governor Inspires White Dads Everywhere To DANCE!
Shutdown Bad For Food Safety, Small Business, Airlines, FBI, Even Beer. For The Love Of God! BEER!
At Least President Bugf*ck Isn't Saying NO COLLUSION Anymore, Just Kidding Yes He Is
Steve King, US Congressman, Wants To Know When Nazi Became A Bad Word
How Many Gay People, Exactly, Would 'Christian' Lawyer Mat Staver Like To Lynch?
Rick Scott Is Pissing Off All The Florida Republicans By Being A Petty Dick And It Is Glorious
GOP's Latest Fun Trick: Overturn The Will Of The People, To Own The Libs!
Donald Trump Has Dainty Rage-Gasm, Politely Removes Self From Chuck 'N' Nancy's Presence
'NO SLAMMING.' Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 10, 2019
A Quick Explainer On The New York Times's Paul Manafort F*ckup, Because It Seems Important
Gabby Giffords Was Shot Eight Years Ago. Yesterday, She Helped Introduce A Dem Gun Bill.
Chuck 'N' Nancy Grounded America For Two Weeks And They STILL Beat Loser Trump In The Ratings
Rod Rosenstein Taking His Ball And Going Home, Best Of Luck With Your Democracy And Rule Of Law!
New California Gov. Gavin Newsom Handles Two Tired, Cranky Babies
A 70% Marginal Tax Rate On The Rich? YES PLEASE, AOC.
IS THIS COLLUSION? BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE F*CKING COLLUSION
Badass Rep. Ayanna Pressley Murders Trump On House Floor, Secret Service Notified
Look Out Rudy, There's A New Crazy Lawyer In Town
President Grandpa's Big Prime-Time 'Mexicans Are Killers And Rapists' Speech
'I'm Still Doing It.' Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 9, 2019
Not-Watch Trump's 'Emergency' Border Crisis Announcement, With Your Wonkette!
Paul Manafort's Lawyers Make Redacted Words Invisible Like F-35 Plane
It's Russia Indictment O'Clock Again, Trump Tower Lady Lawyer Edition!
Cyntoia Brown To Be Freed After Only 15 Years
VP Pence Says Ex-Presidents Talking To Trump Through The TV
Fraudy NC Election Pastor Man Sets Land-Speed Record Out Fire Door
Republicans Warn Beto Has A Nickname Like A Communist & Will Kill Us All
Sorry, Sovereign Citizens, The Government Won't Buy You A Bitchin' Camaro
Young Grifter Would Like $200,000 For His Trump Social Media Site Everyone Already Forgot About
How To Write Badly About The Shutdown And Prison, By A Doctor Of Rhetoric
President Sh*tmouth. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 8, 2019
10 Things Better To Watch Than Trump's Stupid Damn Racist Oval Office Address
Trump Not Pulling Out Of Syria Because When Does He Ever Pull Out?
Our Advice For Russian Troll Farm Company Is To Start Drinking Heavily
Trump Can 'Relate' To Being Deadass Broke Like You Poor Slobs
Oh Great, Democrats Want To Let Americans Vote. What's Next, SOCIALIST TRANSGENDER ARUGULA?
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Nickname Scandal Will Never Stop Never Stopping!
Whose Balls Smell Like Cat Pee? Certainly Not Julian Assange's Balls!
Your Sunday Rundown Starring Journalism Heroes Chris Wallace And Chuck Todd!
Be The Terror You Want To See In The World! Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 7, 2019
A Sunday Compendium Of Things That Don't Suck
Gavin McInnes Thinks His Neighbors Are Stupid.
Trump Prepares To Unleash Emergency Batsh*t Powers
How Sad! NRA Dudes Think There Is A World Where AOC Would Date Them.
For Some Dumb Reason Ellen Let A Homophobe Come On Her Show & Beg To Host The Gay Super Bowl
Your Weekly Top Ten Had A Really Exhausting 2019 This Past Week
Cussy Congresswoman Badass Making Chris Cillizza Cry :(
This ONE WEIRD TRICK Could End Government Shutdowns For Good
Trump Boys TREMENDOUS Failures In Hotel Biz, If You Can Believe That
We Knew Trump Was Probably A Russian Intelligence Asset, But HOLY F*CK
Bohemian Tucker Carlson So Sad You Feminazis Murdered All The Art
GOP Senators Show Trump Who's Boss On Shutdown, Just Kidding It's Susan Collins
New Congresswomen Dancing, Yelling And Cussing, Are Probably Witches
Jim Hoft Stomps On Own Dick So Hard Even His Commenters Are Confused
Trump And Band Of Thumbheads Had One Mission: GET THE ATTENTION OFF THAT INFERNAL PELOSI
China Lands On Dark Side Of The Moon, Finds No One Waiting
ONE DOLLAR, BOB! Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 4, 2019
Who's Doing Good New Laws? Is It Dems? Is It DEMS? Yes It IS!
No No, The Trade War Is Awesome It'll All Be Fine!
Tucker Carlson Wishes Women Would Stop Destroying America By Having Jobs
Why Are We All Yelling About 'Pay-Go?'
Wingnuts Make Very Own 'Onion' Knockoff, For Jesus!
Is Rand Paul A Russian Agent, Or Is That Just His Face?
BREAKING: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez *Isn't Who She Claims To Be*
Yeah, Mexico Will Pay For It. ANY MINUTE NOW.
YOU GET NOTHING! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 3, 2019
President Bugf*ck's New Year's Resolution Clearly 'Be More Bugf*ck'
MIT Developing Shrink-Ray. Steve Martin To Sue.
Harry Reid To Kick Trump In Balls One More Time Before He Goes
Film Bro Wishes Obama Were POTUS From The Movie In His Own Mind
Mitt Romney Shall Maketh Grrr Sounds At The Villein!
Jerry Falwell Jr. Bad At Jesus Again
Surprise! Donald Trump Already Built WALL, *And* Mexico Paid For It!
Politico Announces Presale Tix For 'Who Would Vote For The Unf*ckable Harpy 2' Tour
Louis C.K. Exposes Himself As Unfunny Racist Jerk-Off Creep
Trump Built A Wall. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 2, 2019
Meet Your 2018 Legislative Badasses Of The Year: Kamala Harris And Pramila Jayapal!
Your 2018 Legislative Shitmuffin Of The Whole Entire Year Is ... JIM JORDAN!
The Top Ten Numbers Between 10 and 1 To Use When Counting Down To Midnight
The Year In Garbage Men. In So Many, Many Garbage Men.