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Fake Biden Holograms And Demon Sperm: 2021's Things We Can't Believe People Actually Believed

The Year In Infrastructure Week

2021: Your Mom Is Hot. No She's Really Hot, The World Is On Fire!

2021: The Year Tucker Felt Threatened. No, Even More Than All The Other Years.

2021: We Had A Coup!

2021's Most Perfect Propaganda Cancel-Cultured Critical Race Theory

2021: Brought To You By The Labor Movement!

What Were Your Top 10 Posts Of 2021? It Is A Secret And You Will NEVER KNOW

Wonkette Bazaar LEFTOVERS SALE!

Trump Files Another Desperate Motion In Archives Case

Missouri Gov Mike Parson Vows Reporter Who Found Sh*tty Coding In State Website Will PAY

Does It Matter If The Person Taking Your Reproductive Rights Away Listens To Lizzo?

Ghislaine Maxwell Guilty, And BBC Brings On Alleged Accomplice Alan Dershowitz To Lawsplain It!

After Leak Scandal, Facebook Went Full Nixon

Ted Cruz OUTRAGED Elon Musk 'Looted' For Taxes Like Some Kind Of Middle Class Schlub

Trumpy Gov Candidate Kari Lake Bans All John McCains From Arizona GOP

Arbitrator Agrees Ex-Texas Cop Who Attended January 6 Insurrection Should Never Cop Again

43 Grandchildren That Look Just Like Their Celebrity Grandparents! Tabs, Thurs., Dec. 30, 2021

Why Are All The Young People Leaving, Oklahoma Cries While Outlawing 'Books'

Court Drop-Kicks Oklahoma Guard Anti-Vax Suit Because BRO, DO YOU EVEN LAW?

MAGA Idiots Want To Do Intervention To Save Trump From Vaccine Madness

BREAKING: Joe Biden's Trickle Up Economics WORKED!

There Was A Denver Spree Killer Again. He Was A Racist Men's Rights Asshole Again.

Joe Rogan Picks Joe Biden's 2024 Replacement For Us And Sure, F*ck It, Why Not

Dr. Oz’s Senate Campaign Too Much Snake Oil For Oprah Winfrey

White Lady Doing Racism Can't Help But Wonder: Where Have All The Black Friends Gone?

Omicron Update Again Already

Oh No Harry Reid Died

Stop Cuddling With Your Cat, Here's Why! Tabs, Wed., Dec. 29, 2021

Shocking Study: Consumers Not Impressed By Brands That Insult Them!

Ohio Supreme Court To Decide How Badly GOP Can Rig Congressional Districts

House January 6 Select Committee Having A Subpoena Party And We're ALL Invited!

Anti-Vax Marjorie Taylor Greene Delivers Pro-Vaccine Message From Her Lord And Savior Donald Trump

Trump Econ Loon Exonerates Coup Plotters By Naming Names. Declares Flawless Victory.

Hey, Anybody Heard About This Thing They Call 'Coronavirus'? Sounds Bad!

GOP Sen. Ron Johnson Just Doesn’t See The Point In You Not Dying

Tucker's Show Has Masculinity Issues Even When He's Not There

Rand Paul: Democrats Stealing Elections By Convincing People To Vote For Them!

The Most Popular US Leader Is ... This F*ckin' Guy. What’s Wrong With You, America?

'Let's Go Brandon' Idiot Explains What 'Let's Go Brandon' Means To Him

One Time In A Million, A Coin Will Land On Its Edge! Tabs, Tues., Dec. 28, 2021

Arizona GOP State Senate Idiot Tweets Most Racist Christmas Pageant Ever

Conservatives Inadvertently Encourage Teen Reading With Swath Of Book Bans

Joe Biden Saves Christmas!

Nevada GOP Candidate Says Mark Milley Should Be Hanged Live On C-SPAN. Totally Normal.

The Miseducation Of Chuck Todd

January 6 Committee Wants Trump’s Perfect Call To His Coup Buddies At Willard Hotel

Candace Owens Pretty Sure Trump Too Old To Be Hip To Anti-Vax Nonsense Or Snake Oil That Turns Skin Blue

'The View' Having Tough Time Finding Somebody Idiot Enough To Fill Meghan McCain's Shoes

Atlantic Writer Pretty Sure Liberals Made Anti-Vaxxers Too Stupid To Live

Oregon Dad Who Told Biden ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ On Christmas Eve Call Sad People Thinks He’s A Jerk

Can We Dare Live Like Desmond Tutu?

Do You Know Enough About Jesus Christ To Pass This Quiz? Tabs, Mon., Dec. 27, 2021

Wonkette Weekend Live Chat Is Fully Prepared To Drink Away 2021

Dr. Oz Selflessly Protecting Oprah By Asking Her Not To Support His Senate Run

Well Now 'Bloody Mary Bar' Just Has Me Thinking About What That Manger Must Have Looked Like AIYEEE

Wonkette's Top 10 Is Doing Its Traditional Champagne And Strawberries And Bagels And Lox

It's Wonkette's Christmas Eve Happy Hour, With This Week's Recipe, Mulled Wine!

Anti-Vaxxers Vs. Trump Tower: Let Them Fight.

Jan. 6 Committee Invites Coup- Curious Congressman Jim Jordan In For A Chat

Naomi Wolf Says Biden Military Doctors Coming To Take You Away (Ha Ha)

Former Cop Guilty Of Manslaughter In Killing Of Daunte Wright

Marry Him If He Does These Unexpected Things! Tabs, Fri., Dec. 24, 2021

A HOLIDAY BONUS OF LOVE FOR YOU, THE WONKER OF LOVE!

DOJ Won't Send People On Home Detention Back To Prison Even If COVID Ever Ends.

Union Wins Kellogg's Strike, No Scabs In Your Cornflakes!

SCOTUS Will Give Up A Vacation Day To Ensure American Workers Get Exposed To COVID As God Intended

LOL White Men

Your COVID Roundup Is A Festivus Miracle!

Trump Half-Right About A Thing!

Joe Biden Extends Student Loan Payment Freeze, But Only For Art History Majors

Oh Sh*t, All The QAnon People Got Murdered By Anthrax!

The Do's And Don'ts For Striking A Pose To Always Be Camera-Ready! Tabs, Thurs., Dec. 23, 2021

A Robert E. Lee Statue Time Capsule You Say? Well Well Well.

Put Down The Horse Paste, Meemaw, Now We Have A Pill For That!

One Pill Makes You LargerAnd One Pill Makes You Racist. Go Ask Judge Michelle Odinet.

GOP Screeches About Empty Shelves As Joe Biden Piles Presents Under The Tree

Mitch McConnell Says Joe Manchin Should Join GOP, Where They Welcome Differing Views

House Report: Trump F*cked COVID Pooch On Purpose

Nazi School Dropout Madison Cawthorn Scares Conservative Youth Stupid

Texas Bigots Demand Safe Space From Reality In Public Libraries

Eric Adams Wore A Bullet Proof Vest For 22 Years. He’s New York’s Infallible, God King Mayor Now.

Swedish Tech Firm Puts Vaccine Passport On Implantable Microchip, Wait, Put That Axe Down

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Panders To MAGA Mob With ‘Stop W.O.K.E. Act’

Charlie Kirk Knows Who's Like Jesus, And It's Kyle Rittenhouse! PEW! PEW! BANG! BANG!

AOC: Here’s How Uncle Joe Can Build Back Better Without A-Hole Joe

40 Hilarious Resignation Letters That You'll Want To Copy! Tabs, Wed., Dec. 22, 2021

Joe Manchin's Clean Energy Coal Company Climate Change Grid Sandwich Of LIES

Were Trump's Own Generals Afraid He'd Use Their Troops To Attack Congress?

Joe Biden To Announce Festivus Miracle For COVID Fight

Oh Look, Tuesday White House Press Briefing!

A Fair And Balanced Look At What Jesse Watters Said About Dr. Fauci

Jan. 6 Committee Invites Coup- Curious Rep. Scott Perry In For A Little Chat

'Why Get Vaccinated If You Might Still Catch COVID-19?' — Idiots

It's Your Festive Coronavirus Holiday Infect-A-Thon!

Trump Sues NY AG Letitia James Under Legal Doctrine Of PLEASE GO 'WAY, MEAN LADY!

Joe Biden Hurt Joe Manchin’s Fee-Fees So Now Children Will Starve Because Joe Manchin Is A Monster

December 21 In Labor History: Deporting Emma Goldman

Donald Trump Jr. Says No More Mister Nice Christ For Him

Can We Maybe Not Sentence People To More Than A Century In Prison Over A Car Accident?

Why Lumps Of Coal In Children’s Stockings Are Good For West Virginia’s Economy! Tabs, Tues., Dec. 21, 2021

Steve Bannon Isn't Nearly As Smart As He Thinks He Is. And Neither Are His Lawyers.

Let's See How Mean Today's White House Press Briefing Is!

Joe Manchin Killed BBB And All He Got Were These Super-Sweet Sexts From Lindsey Graham And Dan Crenshaw!

Chuck Schumer Gonna Build Back Better His Foot Up Joe Manchin's Ass

Joe Manchin Killing Child Tax Credit Because Parents Would 'Just Spend It On Drugs'

Did The White House Hurt Your Feelings By Telling The Truth About COVID? Call 1-800-F-U.

Sarah Palin Will Get Vaxxed Over Her Dead Body, Or Maybe Some Other People's

Her Name’s Kamala Harris. She’s The Vice President.

Let’s Talk About Trump’s Latest Horrible Antisemitic Rant

Patriotic Kentuckians Might Recognize Biden As POTUS If He Rebuilds Their Homes

40 Ideas To Help Declutter And Organize Any Home! Tabs, Mon., Dec. 20, 2021

Wonkette Weekend Live Chat Will Learn The True Meaning Of Christmas By The End Of This Broadcast

F*ck Joe Manchin, Part 187,383

Of Course The Magic Anti-5G Pendants Conspiracists Are Wearing Are Radioactive

Climate Threatens US $$$, You'd Think GOP Would Give Two Good Sh*ts

If You Want To Party At Anti-Vaxxer RFK Jr.'s House, Better Get A Vaccine!

Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The New York Fairytale!

Mitch McConnell Is ... Right About A Thing???

Family Who Made Billions From Opioid Crisis Can Now Be Sued By Families Who Lost Everything Because Of It

Idaho Sheriff Pulled Gun On Youth Group Girls, Teaching Important Lesson About Giving Thanks

Fox News Hell Week Ends With Judicial D*ck Kicking

Seems America Has Just About Had Enough Of The Death Penalty.

FDA Permanently Lifts Pointless Ban On Abortion Pills By Mail

Joe Manchin, Unstoppable Robot Asshole

Tucker Would Like To Make A Prostate Analogy Now

Marjorie Taylor Greene Manages To Make Wonkette Feel Sorry For Jailer

Massive Sinkhole Leads To Huge Discovery! Tabs, Fri., Dec. 17, 2021

James O'Keefe A Very Ethical Boy Who Didn't Even Publish That Stolen Diary He Paid For!

Thursday White House Press Briefing, Let's Go!

Crazy California Idea: Help People Stay Healthy, Even If That Isn't Always 'Medicine'

Hero Dem Rep. Ruben Gallego Calls Jim Jordan Traitor, Dares Russia To F*ck Around And Find Out. Typical Week!

Joe Biden Gonna Get The Lead Pipes Out!

It's The Judges Stupid

UPDATE: Hannity And Ingraham Still Taking This Mark Meadows Text Thing In Stride

Is Build Back Better Dead, Or Is It Just Sleeping?

Weird Arkansas Didn't Elect Jim Bob Duggar 'Best Patriarch' And Also State Senator

Remembering The Visionary bell hooks

Only People With iQ Range 140-149 Know The Meaning Of These 17 Words! Tabs, Thurs., Dec. 16, 2021

Federalist Nails Adam Schiff For High Crimes Against Jim Jordan And Alexander Hamilton

Politifact Coulda Just Given Tucker Its Lie Of The Year Award, TBH

GOP Lawmaker Proposed Dumping 17 Million Votes And Daring SCOTUS To Do Something About It

Raphael Warnock Thinks Y’all Should Stop Playing Around And Pass A Damn Voting Rights Bill

Chris Cillizza Very Disappointed In Kamala Harris For Not Agreeing With Him That She’s Terrible

Manhattan DA Meeting All Donald Trump's Favorite Accountants And Bankers!

Kamala Harris Will Oppress You With Affordable Electric Vehicles, Charging Stations

Oh Snap! Elon Musk Called Elizabeth Warren ‘Senator Karen’ Because He's A Puerile Dipsh*t!

New York Times Exposes Democrats As Almost Sort Of Bad Like Republicans 2% Of The Time

Sad QAnon Schmuck Missed January 6 Capitol Attack, Managed To Do Federal Crimes Anyhow

Fox News Garbage Hosts Ready To Gaslight America About Their Mark Meadows Texts Now

Deep, Dark, Murky Waters Trigger Thalassophobia, And Here Are Some Reasons Why! Tabs, Wed., Dec. 15, 2021

Coronavirus Roundup: One Year Since Vaccines Available In USA, And ... Hoo Boy

Prosecutors Found The Florida Vote Frauders, And You'll Never Guess Who It Was!

Marjorie Taylor Greene Wins Best Transgender-Hating Wonder Woman Award From Totally Normal Hate Group

Oh, So Now The Mainstream Media Gets That Fox News Is Garbage?

Your White House Press Briefing Will Begin Shortly ... Allegedly!

Joe Manchin Complains Build Back Better Cuts He Demanded Are Very Bad And Tricksy

Joe Manchin’s ‘Blind Trust’ Won’t Let Him See How Much $$$ He’ll Make By Killing Biden’s Climate Agenda

Guess Fox News Hosts Don't Wanna Talk About All Their Sexts With Mark Meadows

Mark Meadows Aims To Shoot Self In D*ck, Takes Out Half Of Fox News In The Process

Fox News Demands Libs Stop Blaming Innocent Climate Change For Climate-Related Deaths

It Will Be A Great Day When The Military Has To 'Dash For Cash' On Ice And Teachers ... Don't?

Peter Doocy: Does Biden Think It's 'Good Governing' When Mean Men Burn Down My Xmas Tree And Make Me Cry?

How Santa’s Elves Were Finally Able To Unionize. Tabs, Tues., Dec. 14, 2021

Alex Jones Pretty Sure Joe Biden Dropped Tornado Nukes On Kentucky

Mark Meadows Paints Himself Into Corner With Jan. 6 Committee, Calls 911 To Report Kidnapping

Lindsey Graham Stinks Up Chris Wallace's Final 'Fox News Sunday'​

Joe Manchin Is In Fact A Rich Person, Says Columbia Professor

Here’s How Democracy Is Breaking Down Right In Front Of Your Inflation-Weary Eyes

A White House Press Briefing, You Say?

Herschel Walker’s Working Class Givenchy Model Son Horrified Over Joe Biden’s Gas Prices

Is Amazon's Edwardsville Plant The New Triangle Shirtwaist Factory?

Trump Econ Loon Peter Navarro Playacts As Lawyer To Defy House Coronavirus Committee

Don’t Be A Creep About Kentucky Tornadoes Just Because Rand Paul Is A POS

Senate Candidate Dr. Oz Devastated Media Has ‘Canceled’ His Doctor-Ness

From Creepy Rooms to Masterpieces, 11 Discoveries Homeowners Made This Year! Tabs, Mon., Dec. 13, 2021

Wonkette Weekend Live Chat Doesn’t Want A Lot For Christmas, Just Your Scraggly Behind

Gavin Newsom To Use 'Logic' Behind Texas Abortion Ban To Ban Assault Weapons

President Biden Tells Kellogg's It's Not G-R-R-REAT To Replace Striking Workers With Scabs

All The Best Sh*tty, Dishonest Parts Of SCOTUS's Texas Abortion Decision To Bang Your Head Into A Wall To

In The 1880s, Black Farmers Organized For Economic Independence. Guess Who Wasn't Having It.

Ben Shapiro's Sister Shames 64-Year-Old Nancy Reagan For Not Being As Hot As Madonna

Let Wonkette's Top Ten Deliver You From The World Of Temptation

Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Tom And Jerry!

Guy Who Was In That One Thing Is QAnon Person Or Something Now

More Nice Time! Environmental Lawyer Railroaded By Big Oil Allowed Out Of Prison!

Tucker Carlson Accuses Mitch McConnell Of 'Crushing The Weak Because He Can,' But Like In A Bad Way

Bah Humbug! Kansas City Landlords About To Find It A Lot Harder To Throw Families Into The Street

Missouri AG Orders County Health Dept To Do Nothing At All To Stop COVID, Hooray Freedom!

Joe Biden Gives Texas Family Their Seized WALL Land Back, When Clearly It Should Go To Steve Bannon

Senate's Dumbest Republican Gonna Cure COVID With Listerine, OPEN WIIIIIIIDE

Congratulations To The Fine Workers At The First Unionized Starbucks Shop!

All Senate Republicans, Two Dems Vote To Repeal Biden's Vaccine Mandate. Gosh, Which Two?

Fox News Christmas Tree Attack Was Just Like Pearl Harbor Because Here's Why

55 DIY Christmas Centerpieces To Decorate Your Holiday Table! Tabs, Fri., Dec. 10, 2021

Wonkette Says Give EVERYBODY Electric Vehicle Charging Stations!

Mark Meadows Forwards Some *Real Sane Shit* To House 1/6 Committee

Anti-LGBTQ Hate Group Demands Burlington Coat Factory CHRISTMAS HARDER!

Your White House Press Briefing Is A Go!

Ex-Sen. David Perdue Primarying GA Gov. Brian Kemp. It's Nasty, Brutish, And We Hope Lasts Forever!

Josh Duggar Maybe Going To Prison For 19 Years And Counting

Fox Lady's Enthusiasm For Mass Firing A Little Much Even For Other Foxers

Checking In With Fox News's Hanukkah Freedom Tree Benghazi Disaster Coverage! DAY TWO!

Hero California Cops Unwind From ‘Defund’ Stress With Morale-Boosting Racist Texts

Texas School Book Purge Heating Up, Almost To Fahrenheit 451

Tucker Worried About Getting 'Feminized' By COVID Now, Like A Normal Person

Things Everyone Just Ignores In Love Actually! Tabs, Thurs., Dec. 9, 2021

Intolerant Left Refuses To F**k Conservative A-Holes Who Hate Them

Ron DeSantis Too Busy Spending $$$$$$$$$ On 'Sea Level Rise' To Think About Commie 'Climate Change'

Is Mark Meadows TRYING To Catch A Federal Charge? Let's Ask These Very Interesting Documents!

Newsmax Replaces Bugf*ck Devil Vaccine Lady With Guy Nancy Pelosi De-Balled In 2019

What's In The Defense Authorization Bill? Some Interesting Sh*t!

Fox News Blames Liberal Grinches Everywhere For The Flaming Death Of Its Christmas Tree

HAPPY CHRISTMAS WAR IS OVER

Ayanna Pressley Has Had Enough Of Lauren Boebert's Sh*t

Tucker's 14-Minute Boner Infomercial For Putin's Russia Was Kinda Weird Last Night

Rep. Peter Meijer’s Not A ‘Good’ Republican Because There Is No Such Thing

When Will We Finally Accept That Trumpism Was Never About Economic Anxiety?

Senate's Dumbest Republican Must Have Forgotten Downplaying COVID And AIDS

What? No Debt Ceiling Crisis? Are We Sure?

Ugly Wedding Dresses Make You Glad You're Not The Bride! Tabs, Wed., Dec. 8, 2021

Megyn Kelly's Wealthy White Person Mask Problems Unbearable, Probably Unsolvable

Mark Meadows Playing Stupid Games With 1/6 Committee Subpoena, Again, Will Win Stupid Prizes

Tennessee Finally Removes Crime Against Art/Humanity Statue Honoring Racist Traitor Founder Of KKK

Want A White House Press Briefing? Have One!

SHUT UP LARRY. American Middle, Working Classes Got Some $$$ In Their Pockets!

Pull The Fire Alarm, Trump's 2024 Coup Is Already Raging

David Perdue Will Lay Own Body Down Before Stacey Abrams's Evil Shermanesque Death March To GA Gov!

Keystone Coup Lawyer John Eastman Consults Constitutional Scholar Tucker Carlson

Merrick Garland Sues Texas For Bigot Maps

Fox News Presents Holiday Classic 'How The Black Lives Matter Stole Christmas'

Politico Wrote An Entire Story About Kamala Harris's Headphones And Why They Mean She Sucks

Is Jim Jordan Planning To Kill Us All?

Devin Nunes Quitting Congress To Graze In Trump's Pastures. That's It, That's Your Final Cow Joke.

How A Frozen Landscape Chilled This Room For 24 Days! Tues., Dec. 7, 2021

Matt Lewis Pretty Sure It's Bill Clinton's Fault Republicans Love Trump So Much

DC National Guard Commanders Aren't Going To Let Mike Flynn's Brother Pin This Sh*t On Them

GOP Will Outlaw Abortion. The Next Step Is A Mystery, Even To Them!

Nikki Haley, Still An A-Hole

It's Your Few Minutes Late White House Press Briefing, A Few Minutes Late!

Conservatives Cry 'False Flag' Over Known White Supremacist Group's DC Rally

Trump Admits To Obstruction Of Justice. Again.

David Perdue Embraces Trump’s Big Lie That He Can Beat Stacey Abrams For Georgia Gov.

Steve Bullock Has Solid Advice For How Democrats Can Beat Republicans From Old ‘West Wing’ Reruns

Cops Pretty Sure Their Morale’s Too Low To Solve Homicides

Best Gift For Men Who 'Don't Want Anthing'! Tabs, Mon., Dec. 6, 2021

Wonkette’s Weekend Live Chat Is Strictly On The Naughty List

Bob Dole Dead At 98

Apparently No One Told Marjorie Taylor Greene That Cancer Isn't Contagious

Madison Cawthorn Pretty Sure Ladies Are Just God's Holy Tupperware

Parents Of Oxford Shooting Suspect Arrested While Innocently Hanging Out In Detroit Warehouse

Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Is A Game Of Chess, But No One’s Taking This Queen Down

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With Gifts For The Bartender In Your Life!

Texas Cops 'Arrest' Grinch? We Thought He Got Restorative Justiced!

Oxford Shooter's Parents Charged With Involuntary Manslaughter, As They Should Be

Georgia Women Sue Gateway Pundit For All The Racist Death Threats Sent By Its Wise, Kind Readers

Missouri Memory-Holed Its Own Study Showing Mask Mandates Work

Joe Biden Talking About ... Thing ... Right Now!

LIVEBLOG: E. Jean Carroll Takes On Trump At The Second Circuit

Senate A**hole Caucus Folds, Government Shutdown Averted!

Did United Do Awesome Thing With Sustainable Jet Fuel? MOSTLY TRUE, Also SEVEN PINOCCHIOS.

And Then Jeanne Shaheen Kicked Tom Cotton's Ass

Funny Tweets About Office Party Fails! Tabs, Fri., Dec. 3, 2021

Tucker Finds Non-White Person To Stick Up For. Maaaaybe.

Trump DOJ Lawyer Jeffrey Clark Lands It Like Hindenberg With Jan. 6 Committee

Don't Tell An Anti-Vaxxer To Go Eat Dirt, Because They WILL Take It Literally!

Laura Ingraham Just Gently Threatening Conservative Justices If They Refuse To Overturn Roe

To Fight COVID Variants, Biden Gonna Boost Grandma, Drive Her To Walgreens

So We're Probably Going To Lose Roe.

PSA For Beltway Media: Susan Collins Is Full Of Sh*t

Here's Your Before Noon White House Press Briefing!

Republicans Play Stupid Games With Vax Mandates In Hopes Of Winning Fancy Global Economic Crash

Local Democrats Only Flip 40-ish Seats In Georgia Elections, Probably Excellent News For John McCain

Senate's Dumbest Republican Pretty Sure Dr. Fauci Overreacted To AIDS Too

Stacey Abrams Gonna Be Georgia’s Next Governor. There We Said It.

Think Your Toilet Is Truly Clean? Do This Now! Tabs December 2, 2021

Rod Dreher Has Heard Of Hiney-Lickers And Rumors Of Hiney-Lickers, At Princeton!

LIVE: Biden Announces New HIV/AIDS Strategy On World AIDS Day

Stop Blaming Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s Ghost Whenever Roe V. Wade’s On Chopping Block

Happy Birthday, Jen Psaki!

Democracy Had Good Run, But Trumpy Ratf*kers Now Taking Over Running Local Elections

Trump Knew He Was Spitting COVID-19 On Biden At Presidential Debate, LIKE A BOSS

Boise State Prof/Claremont Fellow: cOlLeGe FoR bOyS OnLY, nO GIrLs aLlOWeD!

Bigot Lauren Boebert Bravely Ignores Death Threats She’s Inspired Against Ilhan Omar

Mark Meadows Decides To Sing For Jan. 6 Committee After All. Jeffrey Clark Decides To Find Out.

LIVE BLOG: Partisan GOP SCOTUS Hacks Hear Arguments In 15-Week MS Abortion Ban

Here's Your Daily Marjorie Taylor Greene Dumpstupid Fight Club Update!

America’s Guns Safe After Yet Another Tragic School Shooting

Why You Only Have Just Two Days Left To Buy Christmas Presents. Tabs, Wed., Dec. 1, 2021

Crap Words From Dr. Oz's Senate Announcement, Or Crap Medical Advice He Gave On His Show? A QUIZ!

Joe Biden Did Inflation And Now All The Santas Are Dead

Fox News Can't Decide: Is Anthony Fauci Mussolini, Or Josef Mengele?

Nancy Pelosi Buying Up Double Fridges In South Florida To Store Her Luxury Ice Creams, Probably

Hey, Merrick Garland, Here’s Some More Evidence Of Trump’s January 6 Coup Plotting If You’re Interested

Yay! Probably No Government Shutdown Coming! Now, About Debt Limit And Build Back Better...

Capitol Rioter/Jesus Christ Superstar Actor Claims Divine Right Not To Be Prosecuted

Marjorie Taylor Greene Know Your But What Am I, Nancy Mace!

How VERY DARE Ilhan Omar Hang Up On Lauren Boebert Like She's Some Common Racist Telemarketer

Chris Cuomo, GTFO.

Trump Sure Doesn't Want 1/6 Committee To See His Presidential Records! A Live Blog!

Jill Biden Christmas Decorations Not Even Hellhouse Like Melania's, What Is Happening

Nerdy TV Characters Who Are Actually Super Hot! Tabs, Tues., Nov. 30, 2021

Republicans Say Omicron Variant Is Plot To Steal Election, Storm Border, Other Things Probably We Bet

QAnon Weirdos Explain Michael Flynn's One Weird Trick To Not Actually Denounce Them

Centrist Rep. Tom Suozzi Latest Dem Who'd Like To Be New York Governor Instead Of Kathy Hochul

Same GOP Stupidity, New Variants

Oh Hey, Time For Jen Psaki!

NY Times Columnist Unsure Why 'The Feminist Movement' Has To Be So Feminist About Everything

Let’s All Cherish The Moment When Dr. Fauci Mocked GOP Seditionist Ted Cruz On National TV

Republicans Horrified Kamala Harris Bought $375 Pot In France While Poor People Exist

Cyber Ninja CEO $2M In Debt After AZ Fraudit Debacle. SAD!

Fully Vaccinated GOP Rep. Nancy Mace Just Pushing Benefits Of ‘Natural Immunity’ From COVID-19

Blood Stains Are A Thing Of The Past With Tabs! Mon., Nov. 29, 2021

Some Insufficient Words About Stephen Sondheim

Right-Wing Conspiracists Come Up With Most Moronic Theory Yet

You Bought Nothing Yesterday. Now It's Time To WONKETTE BAZAAR!

It's Wonkette Happy Hour (Again), With This Week's Cocktail, Irish Coffee!

Put Your Leftovers In Your Stomach, With Spicy Turkey And Squash Soup!

Eat This Leftover Stuffing Strata For Every Meal For The Rest Of Your Life Or Until It's Gone

A Continent To Despoil And Poison: Your William S. Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer 2021

It's A Bonus Wonkette Happy Hour, With A Thanksgiving Chocolate Martini!

This Real Recipe From Rush Limbaugh Has Jello, Stuffed Olives, And Miracle Whip In It

The Jell-O Recipe That Mamie Eisenhower Used To Win The Cold War

Betty Ford's Chocolate Cake Thing Involves A Lot Of Sleeping And Hanging Out In The Freezer

It's Buttercup Squash Pie For Thanksgiving, Because SHUT UP, PUMPKINS

Y'all Are Eatin' Collard Greens Up In Here; Or, Vegetables Are Better With Bacon

Stupid White Murderers Who Murdered Ahmaud Arbery Almost All Guilty On Almost All Counts!

Put Thanksgiving In Your Mouth With Grown-Up Baked Mac And Cheese, For Grown-Ups

(PSSST *Grandma* Wonkette's Pineapple Orange Cranberry Sauce Is Better, Actually)

Put Some Food On Your Family With Aunt Wonkette's Real Cranberry Business

Making Thanksgiving 'Monkey Bread' With Nancy Reagan

Give Thanks: Kevin Strickland Exonerated, Freed From Prison In Missouri After More Than 42 Years

Jury Slaps Tiki Nazis With $25 Million In Damages For Charlottesville Violence

Stephen Crowder Explains How Slavery Was Never About Race, And Other Wisdom

Bet You Libs Don't Even Think Trump Deserves Honorary Black Belt In Taekwondo

She Was Just The Biggest Nerd, But Now She's A Princess! Tabs, Wed. November 24, 2021​​​

Trump Econ Crank Peter Navarro Says Covid Vax Fake News. Hydroxyhorsepaste Still Real Deal, Obviously

It's Psaki-Thirty! Your White House Press Briefing Livestream!

Seven Magnificent COVID Deniers Somehow Get COVID After Florida COVID Denial Conference

LIVE: President Biden Announcing Big Sale At White House Gift Shop Or Something

MyPillow Guy's Thanksgiving Prophecies ... Not Coming True, Maybe?

New York Prosecutors Zeroing In On Trump Properties' Incredibly Variable Valuations

January 6 Committee Makes Roger Stone And Alex Jones An Offer They Can't Refuse

Norway Post Office Makes Happiest Holiday Movie About Santa Finally Meeting Nice Guy

Waukesha Parade Attack Suspect In Custody. Let's Hope They Hold Onto Him This Time.

This Singer Recorded Her Collection Of Sondheim Covers In Her Bedroom Closet. Tabs, Tues., Nov. 23, 2021

The Days Of Black Friday Starting Thanksgiving Night Maybe Coming To An End (Thankfully)

The Sunday Shows Are Petri Dishes For Bad Politics

Conservative Hustlers Jonah Goldberg And Stephen Hayes SHOCKED To Find Dangerous Demagoguery At Fox Network

Rittenhouse Acquitted On Friday. New York Times Casually Normalizes Violent Right-Wing Militias By Sunday.

Arbery Killers Furious To Discover Judge Will Be Applying Law To White Men In Georgia

Texas Teens Tasered, Arrested While Protesting School's Handling Of Sexual Assault

Senator Of The Year Kyrsten Sinema Gives Rare Interview ... Wait, Where Are You Going?

What We Know So Far About The Deadly Waukesha, Wisconsin, Christmas Parade Attack

Oregon Gov. Kate Brown Is Nation's Least Popular Governor, So That Seems Unfair

Republicans Proactively Win More Elections With Grossly Partisan Redistricting

Don't Let Your Dog Follow You To The Bathroom. Here Is What It Means! Tabs, Mon., Nov. 22, 2021

This Week’s Wonkette Live Chat Is Bathing In $90 Bottles Of Red Wine

Pillow Guy, Kid Rock, Proud Boys: It's A Big Weekend For Terrible Men Doing Weird Shit

Oh Dear, Looks Like We Forgot International Men's Day Again.

Market Watch Concerned About All The $90 Bottles Of Wine We Average Americans Are Buying

Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Is A Great Big Genius Who Lives In The Sea

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Hooper's Dirty Martini!

Kim Guilfoyle Was Hot To Claim Credit For Jan. 6 Protest. Will Select Committee Give It To Her?

You Had To Know The Full Name Of The Postmaster General In 2020. It's Alllmost Time To Ax Louis DeJoy!

Oklahoma Gov Doesn't Execute Julius Jones, Just Because He May Be Actually Innocent

This Is Legal Now.

Dreamed We Saw Joe Hill Last Night

What If Jen Psaki Were This Orange Cat?

Big Night! CBO Score! Kevin McCarthy Never Shuts Up! And Now, House Passes Build Back Better!

Will This Far-Right Journalist Prove Pols Are Getting High Off The Blood Of Children?

It's A 1A DEATH MATCH Between James O'Keefe And The NYT, And A Judge Just ... Seriously?

Very Serious Sen. John N. Kennedy Goes Full Red Scare With Biden Nominee

Mark Meadows Has Coolest Idea For Owning Libs And Also Screwing Kevin McCarthy Over Forever

Fox News 'Let's Be Racist F*cking Misogynistic Garbage At Kamala Harris' Contest Still Going, Apparently

Seniors: Unsold Cruise Cabins Are Almost Being Given Away! Tabs, Fri., Nov. 19, 2021

Sure We're Heading For Armageddon, But It'll Be Worth It For The Dank Memes, Bro

No, Lauren Boebert, YOU'RE 'A Dumb Waste Of The House's Time'

Thursday White House Press Briefing, Hooray!

TFW Even Rupert Murdoch Is Telling Trump To Get Over It, Loser

Dammit, No One's Going To Out-Bigot Josh Mandel!

Republicans BIG MAD Pelosi And AOC Took Away Rep. Paul Gosar's Free-Speech Death-Threat Rights

Sh*t My Kyle Rittenhouse Judge Says

Kristi Noem's Daughter Quitting Real Estate Appraising Forever, Y'ALL HAPPY NOW?

Max Boot Wants Biden To Go Sister Souljah On Randomly Selected Woman, For Democracy

Medical Workers Aren't Sexy Halloween Costumes, They're Friggin' EXHAUSTED

When To Sell Your Losers. Tabs, Thurs., Nov. 18, 2021

What Does One Serve After Daddy Dearest Stages A Coup?

Trump Makes Biden’s Infrastructure Week Even Sweeter By Attacking ‘Broken Old Crow’ Mitch McConnell

Judge Likens Q-Anon Shaman To MLK, Then Sends Him To Jail

Woke 'Sesame Street' Triggered Matt Schlapp To Death, But Don't Worry He Got Better

A New Drilling Ban And 'Green Steel Deal': Your Eco Nice Time Report!

Nicolle Wallace Performs Live Autopsy On Pathetic Gasbag Chris Christie

Fox Story About Antifa Clashing With Anti-Vax Nazis Made More Sense Before Fox Edited The Nazis Out

Jim Bob Duggar So Mad Son Canceled Just For ALLEGED Child Porn That He Is Running For Office

Bureau Of Labor Statistics Had One Job. Is That Job One Or 19 Jobs?

Rep. Paul Gosar Apologizes For Public Fantasy Of Killing AOC. (He Apologized To The GOP.)

Poor Countries Gonna Get All Up In New COVID Pills, Fuk Yeh!

Chuck Todd Pretty Sure Biden’s Historic Infrastructure Bill Is DOOOOOM For Democrats, DOOOOOM

Laura Ingraham Is Starting To Get Better At Comedy And It's Making Lefties Nervous

Kyrsten Sinema Would Like To Thank Kyrsten Sinema For Her Hard Work Passing The Bipartisan Sinema Bill

Managemental Fiascos The Employees Could Not Keep Quiet About! Tabs, Wed., Nov. 17, 2021

Jon McNaughton Paints His Sexiest Man Alive, Also His Six Sexiest Men Dead

Anti-CRT Group Promises Bounty On New Hampshire Teachers Doing Thoughtcrime

Six Colorado High School Students Take Bullets For Gun Freedom

Sidney Powell And Michael Flynn Tried To LOCK HER UP CIA Director Gina Haspel For Server Treason

Are Steven Mnuchin And Mike Pompeo The Greatest Heroes Ever To Contemplate Saving America From Trump?

Marjorie Taylor Greene Pretty Sure Her Middle-Aged Immune System Can Handle COVID-19 Without Any Help

Joe Biden Signs Infrastructure Bill! Everyone Thank The Last Guy For Some Reason We Guess!

Tucker Feeling Threatened By Black Woman Who Is Vice President Again, We Guess

Chris Christie MIGHT Not Support Trump In 2024 If He Is Actively Running Against Him

Wyoming GOP Votes To Oust Liz Cheney For Crimes Against Trump

Here's The Wilbur Ross/Peter Thiel Real Estate Porn You Never Asked For!

Perfectly Sane Trump Insists He’d Have Attended Biden’s Inauguration If He’d Known No One Wanted Him There

These ‘SNL’ Cast Members Have Changed A Lot During Their 20 Years On The Show! Tabs, Tues., Nov. 16, 2021

Milo Yiannopoulos Selling Virgin Marys On Far-Right Catholic Home Shopping Network Knockoff

Sunday Shows: Profiles In GOP Cowardice

Does Anyone Seriously Think Joe Manchin, Kyrsten Sinema Would Be Welcome In Marjorie Taylor Greene’s GOP?

Steve Bannon Derp Walks Into FBI

Monday White House Press Briefing, Hooray!

'Fox & Friends' Now Pushing Food Buckets Like Common Jim Bakkers

It’s Official: Beto O’Rourke Running For Texas Governor

Maria Bartiromo Screamed Election Conspiracies In Bill Barr's Earholes, Like Real Journalist

Here's Your Video Of Closing Arguments In Kyle Rittenhouse Trial

CNN: How Is Kamala Harris Screwing Up Now?

Michael Flynn Makes Excellent Argument For Getting Rid Of That 'Under God' Nonsense

Trump Coup Plotters Suggested Mike Pence Help Steal Election Like A Common Thomas Jefferson

40+ Times When It Seemed Life Hadn't Finished Buffering! Tabs, Mon., Nov. 15, 2021

Wonkette’s Weekend Live Chat Will Give You The Old Razzle Dazzle

Project!: Convicted Capitol Rioter Soliciting Letters About How Great He Is

Hey! Know What Ends When We All Have Electric Nerd Cars? Bitching About Gas Prices!

Fox Tries To Make Kamala Harris' Non-Existent Fake 'French Accent' The New Obama's Tan Suit

Manly Josh Hawley Still Sad About How Progressives Murdered Masculinity

Steve Bannon Plays Stupid Games, Wins Stupidest Prize

The Best Part Of Waking Up Is Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten ... On Your Screen?

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Dry Martini!

Steve Bannon INDICTED, Mark Meadows Flips Off 1/6 Committee, Trump Looks Headed For Brick Wall

Vaxxed Anti-Vaxxers Now De-Vaxxing Themselves With The 'Aztec Secret' Face Mask

Joe Manchin Whines Build Back Better's EV Tax Credit Is Too Nice To Unions

Can You Ban 'Black Pastors' From Courtroom? Check Box 'Yes' Or 'No'

Jerry Falwell Jr. Lets It All Hang Out In Hilarious Counterclaim Against Liberty University

Law Firms Are Monitoring Remote Workers With Dystopian Racist Surveillance Systems

NRA Leaders On Tape After Columbine: Does Massacre Make Us Look Big Ass?

Tucker Just Asking Why We Can't Support Mother Russia's War Efforts Against Ukraine

Trump Pretty Sure Screaming 'Hang Mike Pence!' Just Normal Part Of Overthrowing Government For Trump

January 6ers Claim They Are Being Force-Fed Critical Race Theory In DC Jail

Clever Unexpected Responses On Social Media! Tabs, Fri., Nov. 12, 2021

Fine Here Is Your Kurt Vonnegut, On The First Armistice Day Since The Latest War Ended

What's In The Build Back Better Bill? Your Servicey Wonkette SUPER MEGA-LISTICLE!

Judge Says Texas Can't Make Disabled Kids Choose Between School And COVID, Tosses Texas Mask Ban

Can't Break Up With Joe Biden If Joe Biden Broke Up With You LAST YEAR, LINDSEY

Rightwing Anti-Vaxxers No Longer Big Fans Of Pharmacists Refusing To Fill Prescriptions

$3600 For Josie And Pussycats Videos, Pls Halp Wonkette Our Family Is Dying

What The F*ck Happened At The Kyle Rittenhouse Trial Yesterday

Roger Stone On Gab Offering To Sperm Up Laura Loomer. Sorry About Your Breakfast!

Nice Christian Lady Concerned Again About 'Satanic Feminism,' Which We All Now Practice

Secretary Mayor Pete Says Roads Are Racist, Haw Haw What A Dumb ... Oh?

Same Judge Kicks Trump In Dick Third Night In Row Over January 6 Docs

When The Legionnaires Celebrated Armistice Day By Lynching The Lumberjack Wobblies

One Week After Virginia Elections And School Board Members Want To Burn Books

24 Adorable Christmas Mason Jar Crafts! Tabs, Thurs., Nov. 11, 2021

Trumpy Senate Candidate Sean Parnell Seems ... Like Someone Trump Would Endorse All Right!

Ask Not For Whom The Subpoena Tolls, Trump Staffers. It Tolls For You.

Nice Time: California Lettuce Workers Are Vaccinated AF

Newsmax Idiot Impugning Muppets' Masculinity, Challenging Them To Debates, As One Does

Trump So Mad That ‘Old Crow’ Mitch McConnell Gave Joe Biden His Infrastructure Week

Federal Judge Gives Trump ANOTHER Dick-Kickin' In Re: January 6 Documents

What's In The Infrastructure Bill? What's In Build Back Better? Which Is Which? Wonkette Gets Servicey!

Tucker Carlson, Other Anti-Woke Crusaders Really Pissed That Microsoft's Aware Blind People Exist

Person Too Bugf*ck For Newsmax Gets Twitter Privileges Back, Loses Them Forever

Who Will Be The GOP’s Next Top Glenn Youngkin?

Office Of Special Counsel Finds One Or Twelve Hundred Hatch Act Violations In Trumpland

Former Sen. Max Cleland Dies At 79, Can Now Haunt Rick Wilson In Person

Presidents Ranked By IQ! Guess Who Was First! Tabs, Wed., Nov. 10, 2021

How Many Ways Did The Stable Genius Bone The Census? All The Ways.

Reuters Helpfully Finds Bunch Of The Radicalized Idiots Threatening Elections Officials. Thanks, Reuters!

How Kyle Rittenhouse Almost Killed The ‘Good Guy With A Gun’

Turns Out Making An Inexperienced 29-Year-Old King Of The Federal Bureaucracy Is Bad Actually

Friends Don't Let Friends Get Medical Advice From Jimmy Dore

Can We Please Admit Now That Conservative Outrage Over Kathy Griffin Was Complete Garbage?

If It's Tuesday, Time For Your White House Press Briefing!

13 Republicans Voted For Infrastructure Bill. Now It's Their Time In The Barrel.

Dennis Prager Pretty Sure Unvaxxed Morons More Shunned Than Gay Men During 1980s AIDS Crisis

January 6 Committee Drops Subpoenas On Six More Trump Goons

Just A Congressman Tweeting Cartoon Video Of Himself Murdering Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Oh No, Did Marjorie Taylor Greene Accidentally Convert To Nation Of Islam Yesterday?

Sorry To Be The ‘Woke Mob’ Here But If You Remain Unvaccinated, You’re More Likely To Get And Die Of COVID-19

9 Major Cities That Could Be Underwater By 2030. Tabs, Tues., Nov. 9, 2021

Cancel Culture Martyrs Announce Anti-Woke 'University' In Texas

​Critical Sunday Show Race Theories For The 2022 Midterms!

Oh Hey Look, It's Joe Biden And Some Basketball Champions!

Josh Hawley Must Take Personal Responsibility For His Own Masculinity Issues

Actual US Senator Ted Cruz Not Ready To Take Texas Secession Off The Table

Your Monday Press Briefing Has Pete Buttigieg In It

Marjorie Taylor Greene Sure Understands Both Epidemiology And Communism

The ‘Super Friends’ Were Always ‘Woke.’ It’s Conservative Hearts That Got Small.

Former DOJ Doofus Jeffrey Clark Will Never Tell His Trump Secrets And You Can't Make Him

Seemingly Anti-Vax Illinois Teacher Just Fooling, She’s Been Vaccinated For Months

Oh No, We Murdered Chivalry Again.

Insurrectionist Jenna Ryan Pretty Sure Prison Is A Day Spa

You're Not Drinking Enough Water And Here's How To Tell! Tabs, Mon., Nov. 8, 2021

Wonkette’s Weekend Live Chat Will Spill All The Tea!

Big Bird Got Vaxxed, And Ted Cruz, Usual Assholes, Being Usual Assholes About It

New York Times Rains On Democrats’ Big Infrastructure Parade

Hey Hun, Kyrsten Sinema Has An Exciting Work-From-Home Business Opportunity For You!

Joe Biden Talked Some Words At You About INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK, Let's Watch Together!

NO MORE BABIES DOING HOMEWORK IN TACO BELL PARKING LOTS

Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is A Lion Lying Down With A Lamb

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Sage Counsel!

How Is Gabby Giffords Being A Hero Today?

Did James O'Keefe Spy Thugs Burgle Ashley Biden's Diary? Because That's F*cking Gross

Karine Jean-Pierre Has Your White House Press Briefing, So Pay Attention, You!

October Jobs Report Out And Great News, Unless You Are Fox

How Dare HPV Vaccine Basically End Cervical Cancer When I Already Had HPV?

Newsmax Host Emerald Robinson Too Nutty For Newsmax!

May Be A Build Back Better Vote Today. That Would Be Good!

Nikki Haley Says Gross Old Politicians Should Take Cognitive Test To Prove They’re Not Stupid Or Something

NYT's Nate Cohn Thinks Glenn Youngkin’s A Postracial Dreamboat Almost Like That Obama Guy

The 'Masculine Toilet' Guy Is Back To Take On The Jan. 6 Committee

Congressman Whose Voice Sounds Like Ben Shapiro Threatening To Run Us All Over Now

What's Better Than One Manhattan Grand Jury Investigating Trump Org? Another One!

30+ Genius Granny Life Hacks That Work So Well! Tabs, Fri., Nov. 5, 2021

CNN Explains How Joe Biden's Inflation Hurts Typical American Family With Nine Kids

Trump Lawyers Get D*ck Kicked In Hearing On January 6 Evidence

Special Counsel John Durham Arrests Russian Pee Tape Man For TERRIBLE LIES!

Wonkette Press Briefing Post Late, But Not As Late As White House!

Two Cheers, Maybe Even Three, For Tyson Foods' Vaccine Mandate. Yes, Really!

Green Bay QB Aaron Rodgers Got 'Immunized.' We Guess From Prosecution, Because It Wasn't Against COVID-19!

Samuel Alito Wishes Good Guys With Guns Would Just Kill All The Bad People On Subways

Stupidest Man On Internet Delivers Election Analysis Worthy Of Stupidest Man On Internet

Smartmatic Voting Machine Company Sues OANN And Newsmax For PAY UP BITCHES

Watch Congress Talk About Texas's Garbage Abortion Bounty Hunter Law

Ted Cruz Grunting About Nude Beaches For Some Reason

Republicans Block ‘Stop Republicans From Cheating’ Bill? Whaaaaaaaat????

Who's The Biggest Source Of Climate Lies On Facebook? Would You Believe It's Breitbart?

Jeff Bezos's New Boat Is Bigger Than The Titanic! Tabs, Nov. 4, 2021

Ron DeSantis Brandons Himself

Nice Time! Five- To 11-Year-Olds Now Officially Eligible For COVID-19 Vaccine Magnetization!

Lauren Boebert Has Gay Jokes About Pete Buttigieg, And They Are DURRRR DURRRR DURRRR

Anderson Cooper: Is Far Left To Blame For Perfectly Normal Democrat Losing Virginia Governor’s Race?

WaPo: Trump Claims Executive Privilege Over Meetings His Campaign Paid For

HOT TAKE: New Jersey Rigged, Virginia Most Accurate Election In American History, Probably

How Kyle Rittenhouse, Armed With Just An AR-15, Miraculously Defended Self Against Deadly Skateboard

So What The Hell Happened In Virginia?

New York Times: Why Do These GOP Activists Keep Sucking My C*ck?

Her Acting Was So Bad The Movie Lost Millions! Tabs, Wed., Nov. 3, 2021

Stupid Arizona QAnon Idiot Has Racist Thing To Say About Virginia Elections

Oath Keepers Bench-Slapped After Trying To Get Out Of Jail Based On Non-Existent Vaccine Mandate

LIVE: Biden Early For First Time Ever, Probably Because Scotland Is Four Hours Ahead Of DC

PA Senate Candidate Sean Parnell Isn't Letting Horrific Domestic Violence Allegations Deter Him

Marjorie Taylor Greene Reveals She’s Unvaccinated, Maskless, Ready To Spread COVID-19

Hey Virginia, Need Another Reason To Go Vote? Here's One!

Louie Gohmert Doesn't Reckon He'd Like To Brush His Teeth With Tree Bark

Greg Abbott Is In Texas's School Libraries, Stealing All The Porns

Lord God Joe Manchin Demands More Temples In His Honor Before Supporting Reconciliation Bill

North Idaho Has A New Wingnut News Source, And It's A Doozy

Matt Gaetz And Lauren Boebert's NSFW Fantasies! About Blowing Up Metal Detectors At Capitol Building.

Newt Gingrich Pretty Sure Terry McAuliffe Stole VA Election, Unless Republican Youngkin Wins It

Tucker's Movie Promotion For '1/6 Was A Planned Demolition' Going Well

Best Pandemic Excuses For Avoiding Thanksgiving Dinner With Family. Tabs, Tues., Nov. 2, 2021

Florida Cancel Cultures College Profs For Criticizing Gov. Ron DeSantis

Kyle Rittenhouse Getting Such Fair Trial You're Gonna Get Sick Of Fairness

Why Is Biden At UN's COP26 Climate Summit When Kamala Is The Cop?

Josh Hawley Pretty Sure MAGA Bros Watch Porn All Day Because Liberals Hurt Their Fee-Fees

Lancaster, PA, Hero Cops So Protect And Serve-y They Forged Their Own Vaccine Cards

For God's Sake, Virginia, Get Out And Vote Tomorrow!

Trump Throws Tantrum To Keep Incriminating Docs From January 6 Committee

Oh Great, Media Now Both Sides-Ing Whether To Vaccinate Kids Against Deadly Virus

White Lady Insurrectionist Who Thought She Was Too Blonde, White For Jail Maybe Not Totally Correct

John Eastman Has A Lot More Coup-Related Lunacy To Answer For

45 Unsettling Photos Of Liminal Spaces That Feel Like Alternate Reality! Tabs, Mon., Nov. 1, 2021

Let’s Trick The Treats Out Of Everyone This Halloween!

Happy Halloween! Here, Enjoy Some Good Old Fashioned Satanic Panic

Texas Cops Thought They Were Real Cute Ignoring Calls For Help From Biden Bus

Dr. 'Demon Sperm' Warns Our Leaders Have Been Replaced With Blood-Drinking Clones

Virginia Pol Only Did Blackface Because Of How Very Much Like Dave Chappelle He Is

When There Is No More Room In Hell, Wonkette's Top Ten Will Walk The Earth

Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Recipe, Bourbon On The Rocks!

It's Child Tax Credit Nice Time!

Did A QAnon-Loving Michigan Township Clerk Run Off With A Voting Machine?

New York Post: Why Won't Rest Of USA Take Ron DeSantis's Easy COVID Cure?

Biden Admin To Pay Immigrant Families Separated By Trump, As If Money Can Even Compensate For That

Kyrsten Sinema So Happy She Could Help Seniors Pay Too Much For Their Medications

WSJ Had To Publish Trump's Letter Of Lies Because, Ummm, Russia Hoax

October 29, 1889, In Labor History: The Hawaiian Island Lynching Of Katsu Goto

Texas Hero Will Save Texas Kids From Library Books About 'Sex,' 'Gay,' 'HIV,' 'Feminism,' Or 'Racism Exists'

Who Wanna Hear St. Louis Gun Douche's Opinions About Abortion?

15 Places Where You Can Retire With $150K! Tabs, Fri., Oct. 29, 2021

One Million Moms Saw Gays On Mattresses And Oh Boy Are They Mad

Fox News Imagines Merrick Garland Putting 'Concerned Parents' In Gun Sights, What Could Go Wrong?

Tucker's New '1/6 Was An Inside Job' Documentary Looks Pretty Weird

Uh Oh, Republican Congressmen Overheard Telling Truth!

TAKE YES FOR AN ANSWER. Build Back Better Is Here, And It's F*CKING BETTER.

Yep, Even Portland Has Anti-Vax Maskholes Screaming At School Board Members

Freak GOP Majority At Consumer Agency Goes Mad With Power Like An Idaho Lt. Governor

Marco Rubio Hopes Pope Remembers To Tell Joe Biden That Transgender People Are Gross!

Florida Surgeon General Thinks His Stupid Face Is Too Sexy For Your Mask

Don't Call It Domestic Terrorism, That Makes Republicans VERY UPSET

40+ Epic Stair Fails That Will Make Anyone Want To Take The Elevator! Tabs, Thurs., Oct. 28, 2021

Fox News, GOP Senators Blew Propaganda Up Each Other's Bottoms For Whole Merrick Garland Hearing, It Was Yuck

The GOP Will Never Stop Trying To Make Andy McCabe LOCK HER UPS Happen

Joe Manchin Said Good Thing About Taxing Billionaires, So The New York Times Decided He Didn't

Tom Cotton So Mad At Merrick Garland, Boy Howdy, Oh Boy, Boy Howdy, Oh Boy!

We Bet Democracy Would Work Better If Election Officials Didn't Fear Being Murdered

Jen Psaki Will Take Your Questions Now

Dr. Birx Thinks We Could’ve Prevented So Many COVID-19 Deaths If We Hadn’t Listened To Dr. Birx

Trump Tech LOLsuits Going Exactly As Well As You Expect

Fox News's Neil Cavuto Comes Back From COVID To Viewers Wishing Him Dead

McConnell Endorses Herschel Walker For GA Senate Because, Well, What’s The Point Of Anything Anymore?

No Tax-*Rate* Increases On Billionaires, Kyrsten Sinema? Liz Warren Has A Whole New Tax For That!

LIVE: Merrick Garland In The Senate!

Judge Not Sure If Men Kyle Rittenhouse Shot Are Victims Or Satisfied Bullet Recipients

John Eastman, Coup-Plotting Lunatic, Almost Time For Your Subpoena!

Outrageous Things That People Have Tried To Sell Online! Tabs, Wed., Oct. 27, 2021

Who's Kyrsten Sinema Being A Dick To Now? Oh Just Her Constituents

Oh Sh*t, Dallas Teacher Did A Critical Race Theory To The Texas Wingnuts!

Fox News Apparently Pro-Riot Now So Long As It’s About Spreading COVID-19

MyPillow Guy Has Very Exciting Thanksgiving Prophecy To Share!

Mitt Romney Warns That Taxing Billionaires Will Force Them To Buy More Ranches, Paintings, Unicorns

Build Back Better: WINNING THE FUTURE Or Libs In Disarray?

TN State Senator Indicted For Hilarious Campaign Finance Hijinks

Mo Brooks Didn't Plan Jan. 6, But If His Staff Did He Reckons He'd Be Proud

Virginia Mom Begs Voters Not To Let Toni Morrison Kill More White Children With Words

White House Doing Weird Morning Briefing, ALLEGEDLY

Newsmax Bullying Fox For Being Lib Who Loves Climate Change

What If Ohio Threw A Senate Debate And All The Incredibly The Worst People Came?

Why A Female Victim Of ‘Sudden Death’ Is Ideal For Your Unholy Experiments. Tabs, Tues., Oct. 26, 2021

Why The Hell Haven't You Deleted Facebook Yet?

Jan. 6 Organizers Say GOP Rep. Paul Gosar Promised Them Blanket Pardons, Very Legal, Very Cool

Report: Liberty University's Honor Code Used To Punish Victims Of Sexual Assault

The Best And Worst Of This Week's Sunday Shows, Just Kidding It's All Worst

Florida Surgeon General Demands Freedom To Breathe On State Senator With Cancer

Class Act Donald Trump Jr. Selling ‘Guns Don’t Kill People, Alec Baldwin Kills People’ T-Shirts

GOP Gov. Ron DeSantis Offers Unvaccinated Cops $5K To Come Infect And Serve Floridians

It'll Take More Than Baby Powder To Cover Up Stink Of Johnson & Johnson's Latest Legal F*ckery

Dr. Rachel Levine Is A Woman. GOP Rep. Jim Banks Is An A-Hole.

Are White Men Suffering From A Lack Of Fred Durst?

Mike Pence Swings By In-N-Out For Some Anti-Vax Culture Wars

Decent Things People Found Under A Thick Layer Of Dirt! Tabs, Mon., Oct. 25, 2021

Wonkette’s Weekend Livestream Was Stitched Together From Dead Bodies But Don’t Hold That Against Us

Surprise! Cutting Off Unemployment Still Doesn't Magically Produce Jobseekers

We Don't Need A 'National Divorce,' We Need A New Reality Show

Egad! Joe Biden Just One Cussy President, 'Zounds!

Vegas Republican Learns Voter Fraud Is Not As Easy As Fox News Promised

Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Is Practically Perfect In Every Way

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Kingston Negroni!

Liz Cheney Reads GOP Rep. Jim Banks For Filth Over His 'Ranking Member' Cosplay

The Joe Biden CNN Town Hall Video CNN Apparently Doesn't Want You To See!

Psaki Back! Back Again!

Texas Asks SCOTUS To Do Them A Solid And Just Overturn Roe Already

Is AG Merrick Garland Sending Concerned Parents To Gitmo? Well We Think He Should Stop!

TX Gov. Abbott Appoints Trump Campaign Lawyer Secretary Of State. Let The Ratf*cking Begin.

'Imprisoned' Australians Not Quite Ready To Greet Candace Owens, Ted Cruz As Liberators

Superman To Fight For 'A Better Tomorrow' So Obviously Terrible People Are Piiiiiissed

Even Republicans Not Sure Why Democrats Keep Hoping Republicans Will Have Some Moral Epiphany

Marjorie Taylor Greene Hates When People Bring Up Her Space Lasers Theory So Here’s Another Post About That

Peter Doocy Just Asking: Why Is Joe Biden Trying To Cancel Christmas?

F*ck Around And You Gonna Find Out, Fa-La-La-La-La, La-LOCK HIM UP

Worst Way To Retire! Just Avoid These Five Blunders! Tabs, Fri., Oct. 22, 2021

Charlie Kirk Geopolitics Corner: Will China Bomb Taiwan Because Of Vermont Drag Show?

Let's Watch Angus King's Barn Burner Speech On Voting Rights!

That's Not Jen Psaki, That's Karine Jean-Pierre!

You Know When You Wake Up Mad At The Witches Who Live Two Doors Down For Something They Did In Your Dream?

Trump Jumps Into Social Media Fray, Lands In Pig Sh*t

LIVE On WonkTV: Biden And Harris At MLK Jr. Memorial!

Tucker Says Poor Put-Upon White Capitol Terrorists Were Just Trying To Ask Congress Some Questions

FDA Gonna Boost Your Moderna, J&J Vaccines To The Mooooon

Kyrsten Sinema Really Trying Our Patience, Tell You What

Got Questions for Merrick Garland? Congress Does Too!

Shucks, Guess Joe Manchin Never Found Those 10 Republicans Who’d Support Voting Rights

When MyPillow Guy Is Correct, He Is CORRECT

Life On A Submarine Can Get Interesting, Here Are 20+ Things You Never. Tabs, Thurs., Oct. 21, 2021

Let's Watch Jamie Raskin Dick-Kick Matt Gaetz, We've All Earned It

Trump Argues For Absolute Right Of Presidents To Loot And Pillage In Copyright Lawsuit

It's October 2021 And Stupid Dipsh*ts Are Still Being Stupid Dipsh*ts About Masks

Meghan McCain Bravely Defends Fellow Malignant Narcissist Sarah Palin

Adam Schiff Is Running Out Of Patience

Professional Silly Person Michele Fiore Launches Gun-Toting Run For Nevada Gov

Steve Bannon About To Get That Contempt Citation He's Always Wanted!

Hey What Is Up With The 'Build Back Better' Sausage? Well, Who F*cking Knows!

Another Criminal Investigation Into The Trump Organization? Sure Why Not!

Anti-Vax, Unmasked Cops Throwing Whiny-Ass Temper Tantrums ERREWHERE

You Want A Death Cult? 'Federalist' Lady Will Give You A Death Cult!

Proof That Joe Lieberman Was Ratf*cker For The GOP Surfaces In New Book By ... Joe Lieberman

Good Morning, Here's Rudy Giuliani Playing With Zoom Filters And Trying To Talk British Again

Always Place A Plastic Bag On Your Mirror When Traveling Alone, Here's Why! Tabs, Wed., Oct. 20, 2021

Nebraska GOP Rep. Jeff Fortenberry Isn't Worried About Getting Indicted. Not At All. Not One Bit.

How We Doing On 'Build Back Better?' Better, Seems Like!

This Is A Very Nice Post About Maggie Haberman

Dan Bongino Threatens To Cancel Culture Himself Over Vaccine Mandate, OH NOES!

NY Dem Chair Didn’t Mean To Insult Black Lady Socialist When He Compared Her To David Duke

Wingnut Dennis Prager Gets COVID, Announces 'I Meant To Do That!'

Tuesdays With Psaki, October 19, 2021!

Jesse Watters Was Against Paternity Leave Before He Was For It But Then Pete Buttigieg Took It And Now ...

Chris Cillizza Says Trump Always Sues Everybody Except When He Doesn't. Cillizza Paycheck Accomplished!

Bari Weiss Is A Ridiculous Person

GOP Rep. Thomas Massie Pretty Sure It’s Very Ethical And Cool To Fake COVID-19 Vaccine Credentials

Madison Cawthorn Just Begging All The Mommies To Raise Up Some MONSTER BOYS

Why All New Apartment Buildings Look Identical. Tabs, Tues., Oct. 19, 2021

GOP Donors' Favorite Dem Kyrsten Sinema Spent Last Week In Europe For Some Important Reason

Adam Kinzinger Isn't Your BFF, And Chuck Todd Still Sucks

Capitol Rioter May Claim Trump Authorized His Tasing Of Officer Michael Fanone

Marjorie Taylor Greene Promotes ‘National Divorce’ Between MAGA, Normal People

Mondays With Psaki! October 18, 2021! Which Is Today!

Trump Threatens To Tank GOP In Midterms If Party Fails To Pucker Up And Kiss His Ass

Concerned Parents Lose, Students Win, Metalhead Principal Gets To Stay

Colin Powell Was Vaccinated But Also Living With Cancer. Which Part Will Anti-Vaxxers Tell The Truth About?

Republicans, Media Just Want To Know What Kind Of Sissy Takes Paternity Leave Anyway

No, It’s Not Normal That Donald Trump Thinks He’s Still ‘Your’ President

Bonnie And Clyde Facts That Historians Kept Quiet! Tabs, Mon., Oct. 18, 2021

Wonkette's Weekend Live Chat Embarks On A World Tour With Kyrsten Sinema!

What Do We Think This Lady's Airplane COVID Ted Talk Was Going To Be About?

Look Younger And More Vibrant With Jesus Lady's Plan To Cast Out Evil Spirits Of Death

Whether It Passes Or Not, We're Gonna Pay For Everything In The Reconciliation Bill Somehow

Capitol Officer And January 6 Rioter's Star-Crossed Friendship Ends In Criminal Charges

What Will You Give The Wonkette Top Ten For A Basket Of Kisses?

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Sinister Force!

Are The Nevada Republicans Okay? Do They Need A Police Man Or A Grownup?

TFW Some Weird Old Man Keeps Telling You He's Not A Pee Guy

Brittney Poolaw Is Spending Four Years In Prison. Because She Had A Miscarriage.

Little Guy Verizon Asks Employees To Help Fight Oppression Of Higher Corporate Taxes

VA GOP Gov. Candidate Glenn Youngkin Not Familiar With This 'Trump' You Speak Of, How You Spell That?

DOJ Settles Lawsuit, Gives Former FBI Director Andy McCabe Full Pension, Cufflinks, And Backrubs

QAnon's Possible Secret Identity Running For Congress In Arizona

Tucker Carlson Having Normal, Healthy Reaction You'd Expect To Pete Buttigieg Being A Dad

Texas School District Just Trying To Teach Kids Softer Side Of Holocaust

Don't Dress Old! These Simple Mistakes Make You Look Older! Tabs, Fri., Oct. 15, 2021

Shock News About Anti-Mask Lawmaker Idiot Who Got Kicked Off Alaska Airlines, You Will Be Shock!

#Striketober Continues: 10,000 John Deere Workers ON STRIKE

Watch Your White House Press Briefing Here, Unless You Don't Wanna

David Barton Still Liar

Court Boots Wingnut CO Election Official For Patriotically Breaking County's Voting Machines

Here's Tyrant Biden With A Tyrant Vaccine Update!

Georgia School Suspends Black Kids But Not White Kids For Protesting Racism, Which Does Not Exist

Ben Domenech Pretty Sure All White People Are Racist In Text And Email, Right? RIGHT?!?!

Trump: Republicans Just Won't Vote Unless Imaginary 2020 Voter Fraud Solved

Herschel Walker, New To Politics, Realizes That Comparing Vaccine Mandates To The Holocaust Is Bad Idea

Liz Cheney And Adam Schiff Sound Ready To Throw Steve Bannon's Ass In Jail

Grandma Attacked By Coward! Tabs, Thurs., Oct. 14, 2021

What Kid Wouldn't Love Dan Crenshaw's Book About The Singing Hippo Who Murdered Cancel Culture?

Hey, What's Joe Biden Got To Tell Us About The Supply Chain Bottlenecks?

GOP: If Biden Won’t Let Violent Parents Threaten School Board Members, Is This Even America?

Mike Lindell Breaks Up With AZ Frauditors, Custody Of Shared Brain Cell TBD

There's Embarrassing, And There's Mollie Hemingway Writing About Spending Five Hours With Donald Trump

Time For White House Wednesdays, With Jen Psaki!

Republicans Blame Vaccine Mandates For Southwest Airline Cancellations Because Facts Are For Commies

Wanna Hear Something REALLY Scary?

Joe Manchin And Kyrsten Sinema Being Dicks About Totally Different Things, So That's Fun For Everyone

Sorry, LGBTQ+ Kids, Greg Abbott's Got An Election To Win

Reince Priebus Exposes Democrats’ Evil Scheme To Kill Cows, Make Everyone Socialist

Greg Abbott So Excited He Banned Abortion, Let Him Tell You In His Own Words!

Anti-Vax Cops Need To Get Over Themselves And Get The Damn Shots

Boomer, Millennial, Or Gen Z? Tabs, Wed., Oct. 13, 2021

Charlie Kirk So Mad White Conservative Men Banned From Sports Now

Republicans Pretty Chill With Sacrificing Children In Cynical Mask Culture War

Turns Out AZ Fraudit Even Scammier Than You Thought, Actual Auditors Reveal

White House Briefing, October 12, 2021, F*ck It, We'll Do It Live!

Hillary Clinton's New Super-Fiction Book Features Former Idiot President Called 'Eric The Dumb'

Raiders Coach Jon Gruden Sh*tcanned Just For Being An Entire Human Garbage Dump

New Superman Kissed A Boy And He Liked It

Why Were Capitol Police So Unprepared For The January 6 MAGA CHUD Invasion?

GOP Gov. Greg Abbott Tells Texas Business Owners How To Do Their Business

John Eastman Did One Measly Coup Plot, Can Have Get-Out-Of-Shunning-Free Card?

Prosperity Gospel Fail: Joel Osteen Is Giving Back $4.4 Million In PPP Loans

This YouTube Chef’s Recipes Are So Complex You’ll Order Takeout Instead. Tabs, Tues., Oct. 12, 2021

Superlawyer Sidney Powell Takes On Deep State Military Vaccines

It’s All Right, Biden’s Getting His Approval Right Back To Where He Started From

John Birch Society Is BACK BABY, And They're ... Trying To Block Entrances To Your Kid's School!

Happy National Coming Out Day Without A Gross Bigot In The White House!

Trump Wishes A Happy Birthday To Dead Domestic Terrorist

Seattle Police Likely To Defund Themselves Over Vaccine Mandate

Dana Bash Shut Down Mid-Stupid- Question, So Probably No Dems On The Sunday Shows For A While

Americans Ain’t Gonna Work On Your COVID-19 Farm No More

Ted Cruz Thinks It’s Just Hilarious How He Went To Cancun While His Constituents Froze To Death

So Columbus Day, Andrew Cuomo, And Chris Pratt's Mario Walk Into A Bar ...

Anti-Vax Allen West Hospitalized With COVID-19, Learns Nothing From Experience

People Who Should Stay Away From The Food Industry! Tabs, Mon., Oct. 11, 2021

Wonkette’s Weekend Livestream Is Truly The Most Dangerous Game

Concerned Parents Demand Principal Be Fired For Being Too Metal

Guardian Columnist Would Really Like It If Other Women Could Stop Having Boobs, Please

Michael Flynn Says He Does Not Worship Satan, Which Is Exactly What A Satan Worshiper Would Say

OH NO JOBS REPORT IS ... Oh, It's Fine Bordering On Just Okay? Carry On, Then

Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Says You're Cute And Funny, And Your Teeth Aren't Teeth But Pearls

Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Sidecar!

Mike Lindell Will Not Sleep Until He Asks You Personally If You're Dead

Will Jen Psaki Have 'Squid Game' Spoilers Today? Won't Know Unless You Watch!

Donald Trump's DC Hotel Grifted So Hard, Still Lost Money. How Is That Even Fair?

Franklin Graham Sick Of You Commies Trying To Stop People From Terrorizing School Board Members

Jan. 6 Committee Invites Wingnut/Felon Organizers In For Little Chat. Attendance Non-Optional.

GOP Saves World By Graciously Allowing Democrats To Save World, And This Is The Thanks They Get???

Kyle Rittenhouse Lawyers: He Was Just 'Hunting'. What Do You Mean That's Worse?

Joe Biden Asked Federal Agencies How Climate Would Affect Them. The Answers Will SHOCK You!

Lara Trump, Grade-A Dipsh*t

The Untold Truth Of Canned Corned Beef. Tabs, Fri., Oct. 8, 2021

RIP Fox News Oh Wait You Said It's Their 25th Birthday?

Senate Report Found One Or Two Tiny HOLY SH*TBALLS TRUMP COUPS WE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF

GOP School Board Flak's Brave Stand Against Children Of Color 'Feeling They Belong'

This Very Normal Pastor's Son Isn't Gay Anymore And Here's How That Happened

Oh Look, It's The Tucker Carlson/Andrew Yang Bonerfest Literally Everyone Saw Coming

What's Up With The Debt Ceiling? What Channel Is The Debt Ceiling? When Does The Debt Ceiling Start?

Judge Tells Texas Abortion Ban OH NO YOU F*CKING DON'T

Corey Lewandowski Will Go Away For Low, Low Price Of GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY

Mike Pence, Pathetic POS

40+ Frugal Hacks To Save Thousands! Tabs, Thurs., Oct. 7, 2021

Fox News, Like Any Cartoon Villain, Threatened By Pastel Ponies And Friendship

Psaki Ptime For October 6, 2021!

South Carolina Death Cult Members Boo Lindsey Graham For Gently Recommending They Stay Alive

GOP To Win Back Ladies By Nominating Bunch Of Dudes Accused Of Abusing Ladies. You Bet!

Chuck Schumer Plans One More Debt Ceiling Vote Today. After That, KABLOOIE.

Virginia PD Not So Sure Harassing Your Neighbor With Racist Noise Is A Crime

Arizona Won't Give Schools COVID $$$ If They Require Masks To Stop Spread Of COVID

Can't Make Trump Idiots Testify For 1/6 Panel If They Are HIIIIIIIIDING

Idaho Gov. Left State, So Crackpot Lt. Gov. Lady Doing Bunch Of Crazy Bullsh*t Again

Mark Zuckerberg So Sad Frances Haugen Made Up All Those True Things About Facebook

Matt Gaetz's Wingman Buddy Got A Whole Lot More Cooperatin' To Do

Ahmaud Arbery’s Killer Would Prefer Court Not Remind Jury He’s A Gross Racist

Sassy Tweets From Brands To Customers! Tabs, Wed., Oct. 6, 2021

Corey Lewandowski Not Fired YOU ARE FIRED

The DOJ Wants To Protect School Boards From Terrorist Threats, And Josh Hawley Is PISSED

NC Democrat Compares MAGA To The Klan Because It’s True

USPS Testing Out Postal Banking. Thank The Postal Union!

Senate's Dumbest Republican Went To See A Man (Tucker) About Some Horse Paste

Coronavirus Update Four Zillion

Please Watch Frances Haugen’s ‘60 Minutes’ Interview Before Logging Onto Facebook Again

Donald Trump Is Just Like You: Not On The Forbes 400.

Did You Or Somebody You Know Get Unexpectedly Broked Up With By Andrew Yang?

Wyoming Librarians MIGHT Not Go To Actual Jail For Stocking Sex Ed Books, Books About Gay Teens

LIVE: Whistleblower Tells Senate All The Ways Facebook Is The Worst

Trump Just Admitted To Campaign Finance Grift, NBD

Susan Collins Going To Have Her Own Roe V. Wade Law, The Best Roe V. Wade Law, Everyone Thank Susan Collins!

January 6 Insurrectionists Seemed To Know Just The Right Crappy Windows To Break At The Capitol

This Bride Wore Sneakers Under Her Wedding Dress. She Was Just That Wacky! Tabs, Tues., Oct. 5, 2021

Daily Mail Got Police Report About Corey Lewandowski, And It Is NASTY

When Texas Prison Strikers Told The Boss To Take His Failure To Communicate, Shove It

Fox News So Mad Tammy Duckworth Gets Veterans Tax Break, Like Some Kind Of Veteran!

In Which Madison Cawthorn Declares Holy War Or Something

Guy Who Lost 2020 Election Pretty Sure He Can Beat Fellow Florida Man Ron DeSantis

Go Go Gadget Monday White House Press Briefing!

New York Times Runs Fluffy Profile Of Law Prof Who Advised Trump How To Destroy Democracy

Todd Akin Legitimately Dead At 74

LIVE: Biden Tells Senate To Get A Clue And Raise The Debt Ceiling

David French Has Looked At Misinformation From Both Sides Now

Kristi Noem Releases Moving Video About How Real Estate Appraisal Licensing TOO HARD

Kyrsten Sinema Real Sad Biden, Pelosi Don’t Trust Her, Like She's Not Trustworthy Or Something

Hygiene From The Wild West That Should Be Forgotten! Tabs, Mon., Oct. 4, 2021

Wonkette’s Weekend Livestream Demands Our Jazz Hot

Seriously, What's The Deal With ‘Manifest Destiny Jesus’?

Why Is Lin Wood Talking 9/11 Conspiracies In US While There's A Clown Shortage In Northern Ireland?

'Boogaloo Boi' Admits He Pretended To Be A BLM Activist, Shot Up Police Station

Idaho Election Officials Not So Sure They Agree 100% With MyPillow Guy's Forensic Work

No, Build Back Better Does Not Specifically Target Companies Who Defy Vaccine/Testing Mandates

Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Loves You More Than Toast

Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Mai Tai!

Alan Dershowitz Is Confused About The First Amendment. Again.

Alex Jones Has To Give Even More Money To Sandy Hook Families

Let's See Whom Jen Psaki Defenestrates In Today's White House Press Briefing!

CDC Finally Resumes Gun Violence Research. What Next, Doctors Allowed To Ask Parents About Guns?

Supreme Court Is Kindest, Bravest, Warmest, Least Partisan, Didn't Overturn Roe Court I Have Ever Known

David Brooks Actually Right About Thing, Wants To Build Back Better Too

Infrastructure Bills Got You Confused? Not Anymore Suckers, We Will Vox Splainer You!

Congresswomen Share Their Abortion Stories In Hopes Colleagues Will Develop Empathy

Jen Psaki: Biden's Like Trump? Like Trump How? Does He Amuse You? How The F*ck Is He Like Trump?

Some White Fox News Idiot Being Real Piece Of Sh*t, Same Old Same Old

New Anti-Choking Device Could Save Your Families Life In An Emergency! The Idea Is Tabs, Fri., Oct. 1, 2021

Corey Lewandowski Jettisoned, Spurned, Fired, Blowed Off, Discharged, Forsook, And Marooned!

Utah Governor Goes Total Boss Babe, Promotes Multi-Level Marketing Company

Oh Good, Now We Know What Joe Manchin Wants, Maybe. And It's AWFUL.

Louie Gohmert Totally Hee-Haw For Horse Paste, Not That We Ever Doubted Him

We Thought We Forgot Your White House Press Briefing But Turns Out We Didn't. Good Story, Us!

Jan. 6 Committee Came To Chew Bubble Gum And Drop Subpoenas, Is All Out Of Bubble Gum

Joe Manchin Is A Starry-Eyed Idealist Who Does Not Understand The Real World

Kristi Noem Did Not Do Things And If You Say She Did Things You Are A Disgusting Liar​

Huzzay! We Shan't Have A Government Shutdown Tonight! Probably!

Local GOP Proudly Endorses Sweaty Anti-Semite For Post Falls, Idaho School Board

LIVE: Members Of Congress Saying 'Abortion' Out Loud, Telling Their Abortion Stories

Texas Voters Think Matthew McConaughey Might Suck Less As Governor Than Greg Abbott

Corey Lewandowski Fired From Trump PAC After Shock Allegation He Is Gross Sexual Harasser Pig

The Cast Finally Admit That The Show Is Fake. Tabs, Thurs., Sept. 30, 2021

Why Is Matt Gaetz Trending Today?

Embattled South Dakota AG Will Investigate Embattled South Dakota Governor. God Bless Real America!

Kyrsten Sinema Would Gladly Pay Democrats Magic Beans Tuesday For Passing Her Infrastructure Bill Today

Dems Keep Dithering Over Debt Limit, Even Though Nobody Gives Two Sh*ts About It

BREAKING GROSS NEWS About Corey Lewandowski, So There's An Evergreen Headline

Dipsh*t Governors Showing Their Asses, Again, On Coronavirus, Again!

Matt Walsh Rents House In Virginia So He Can Attack Local Trans Kids Like Emotionally Healthy Adult

Trump DHS Only 30 Minutes Behind Mommyblogs In Assessing What Was Happening At Capitol Jan. 6

Turns Out Republicans Do Believe In Oversight. You'll Never Guess When!

If We Don’t Let Unvaccinated Health Care Workers Infect Sick People, Did We Ever Love Them At All?

Dennis Prager Knows Who Would Hide Jews From Nazis, It Is Anti-Maskers OBVIOUSLY

Deranged Person Says Eliminating Roe Will 'Empower' Women, Is Also Mississippi Attorney General

This Couple’s Fairy Tale Romance Was Perfect Except For All The Murders. Tabs, Wed., Sept. 29, 2021

Pot In Every Chicken!

Climate Vs. Jobs? Ford And Its New $11.4 Billion EV And Battery Plants Say STFU.​

This Post Is About ‘Memory’ From ​​​‘Cat​​s’ Not Trump’s Gross Penis

Newsmax Idiot, Dennis Prager Wish US Could Marry Brazil's Bolsonaro, Have All His Dictator Babies

Time To Make The Donuts, Virginia Dems!

Seriously, At This Point, Would You Buy A Used Car From Kyrsten Sinema?

FL Gov Ron DeSantis Going To LOCK HER UP Mark Zuckerberg For ... Well, What Have You Got?

Ohio Wingnut's Terrible Pro-Coronavirus Bill Foiled By Ohio's Terrible Labor Laws!

How Mitch McConnell Is F**king Over America Today, Debt Limit Edition

So What's Up With General Milley? He's About To Tell Congress!

R. Kelly Guilty, Skip The 'Allegedly' From Now On

These Stars Who Stopped Bathing Swear They Don’t Smell As Bad As You’d Think. Tabs, Tues., Sept. 28, 2021

South Dakota GOP Gov. Kristi Noem May Have Engaged In Tiniest Spot Of Nepotism, Probably No Big Deal

Greg Abbott Does Not Wish To Amend Weird Thing He Said About Eliminating All Future Rapists

September 27 In Labor History: The Fall River BREAD RIOT!

Unvaxxed Wingnut Cartoonist Ben Garrison Has COVID, Thinks Hospital Will Try To Kill Him

Is This Your White House Press Briefing Livestream? It Is!

Gerrymandering Sucks. Democrats Still Need To Do It.

Anti-Vax A-Holes Blow Droplets All Over Staten Island Mall, FOR FREEDOM!

Marco Rubio Gonna Protect American Business By Drowning It In Crippling 'Anti-Woke' Lawsuits

Liz Cheney Loves Her Sister And Doesn't Even Support Coups, What Kind Of Republican Is She?

Anti-Vaxx Job Boards Here To Help You Decide Where Not To Get Your Teeth Cleaned

Tim Scott So Sad His Good Buddy Cory Booker Was Gonna DEFUND THE COPS!

They Are A Notoriously Private Power Couple. Tabs, Mon., Sept. 27, 2021

Wonkette Livestream End Of September Blowout!

Switzerland Gets With The Times Of Several Years Ago, Votes To Legalize Same Sex Marriage

It's Wonkette's Special Weekend Happy Hour, With The Old Fashioned!

Blackface Rosa Parks Lady Explains Herself, Really Does Not Make Anything Better

Anti-Discrimination Law Inconveniences Bigot, Hate Group Demands Justice

Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Was Born To Do The Funky Céilí

The Arizona Fraudit Proved NOTHING, DO NOT TAKE BAIT.

Joe Biden Pretty Darn Sure He's Not In Disarray, You Knuckleheads

Anti-Vaxxers Fast Becoming Anti-ICU-ers

Time For Your White House Press Briefing With Special Guest The DHS Secretary Who Has More Splaining To Do

Democrats Can Head Off Debt Ceiling Armageddon RIGHT NOW, So ... They Should Do That!

Scammy Psychic TikTokers Claimed To Know What Happened To Gabby Petito

House 1/6 Committee Subpoenas: Steve Bannon, COME ON DOWN!

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Happy Christmas, War Is Over

Illinois Did Its Very Own Green New Deal!

Apple Does Not Like It When People Try To Sell Their Maids On Instagram

One Million Moms Saw 'Schitt's Creek' Lady Talk About Vaginas On TV And WELL I NEVER!

40 Home Features That Don't Have A Purpose Anymore. Tabs, Fri., Sept. 24, 2021

Mary L. Trump Confirms Donald Trump Jr. Is Stupidest In Family, Also Very Weak

Kraken Lawyers Forced To Pay Back Taxpayers For Legal Bills In Crap Election Suits

Newsmax Host EXPOSES Democrats' SECRET PLAN To Destroy Suburbs, Burn Cheesecake Factories

You Kids Behave Or Joe Biden Will Turn This Bus Right Around, No Bridges, No Daycare, No Disneyland!

Mike Pence Brags To Hungarian Fascist Pals About Births American Fascists About To Force

Susan Collins Opposes Abortion Rights Bill Based On Thing She Totally Made Up

If You Want To Watch Today's White House Press Briefing, You'd Better Click Here

Whip-Happy Border Patrol Agents Now On Desk Duty, Wingnuts Parsing Definition Of What 'Whip' Is

Pillow Idiot Says Bluetooths Stole 100K Alabama Trump Votes And Alabama Sec Of State Is MAD NOW

Dean Heller Promises To Abort Election Reforms, Abortion Rights If Nevada Will Just Take Him Back

Chuck Schumer's Imaginary Friends Moonlighting As Cabbies Now We Think

Senate Democrats Ordered Police Reform. Tim Scott Delivered A Sh*t Pie.

Trump Breaks Up With Lindsey Graham

One Bite Of This Keeps Blood Sugar Below 100! Tabs, Thurs., Sept. 23, 2021

Joe Biden Thinks Trump Is 'F*cking A**hole,' Is Correct

Just Look At This A-Hole Mitch McConnell’s Stupid Oversized Blank Check

COVID: Good News, Bad News, And Holy Sh*tballs Lunatic News!

Michael Flynn Not Gonna Let Deep State Toss His Salad With Vaccines, No Hell No!

UNKNOWABLE MYSTERY: What Time Is Today's White House Press Briefing?

GOP Rep. Madison Cawthorn, Black Lives Matter Agree On Vaccine Mandates. This Means Both Are Wrong.

GOP Morons Indicted For Secretly Funneling Russian $$$ To Trump/RNC, Because It's Still 2016

In Bold Move, Ron DeSantis Appoints Actual COVID Virus As Florida Surgeon General

'F*cking Loser' Files LOLsuit Against Mary Trump And NYT For Tortious Journalism And Mean True Words

Fox News Genius Lara Logan Pretty Sure Joe Biden Attacking US With Haitian Virus Bomb

Pennsylvania Kids Do Real Life 'Footloose,' Only With Books On Race And US History, No Kevin Bacon

Guess Who’s Still A Doctor? The Ohio Kook Who Claims The COVID-19 Will Make You Magnetic

Did Mark Zuckerberg Sell Out America Over Big Macs With Donald Trump?

Trump's 'Elite Strike Force' Of Lawyers Full Of Sh*t, And Trump Campaign Knew It

6 Things Never To Do At A High End Restaurant, From A Michelin-Starred Manager! Tabs, Wed., Sept. 22, 2021

MyPillow Guy Got A Thanksgiving Surprise For America, And It Is ... NO, GUESS!

Border Patrol / Slave Patrol, Tomato / Other Tomato

More Indictments Maybe Coming In Manhattan DA's Trump Probe? Don't Threaten Us With A Good Time!

Justin Trudeau Wins Canadian Election, Will Continue As America's Imaginary Boyfriend

Law Prof's 6 Weird Tricks To Install Trump In White House Forever: First, Only GOP States Count

Did Joe Biden Ban High Testosterone Christians From Army? Tucker Carlson Says F*ck It, Sure!

Oh Boy, Another Debt Ceiling Showdown!

Oregon School Staffer Protests Vax Mandate, Human Decency, As Blackface Rosa Parks

Texas Passes Another Critically Stupid Law Banning Kids From Learning That Racism Exists

'Disbarred, Disgraced' Former Lawyers Sue Texas Abortion Doctor To Be ... Helpful? Anything's Possible!

LIVE: American President Addresses UN Without Even Humiliating Nation

Get Ready For Piles Of COVID-Related Medical Debt!

Kyrsten Sinema Was For Lowering Prescription Drug Prices Before She Was Against It

Fox News Idiot Wishes Biden Didn't Constantly Ride Bike Like Old Sad Frail Dead Bike Riding Person

Why At Least One Member Of This 1990s Girl Group Should’ve Been Pumpkin Spice. Tabs, Tues., Sept. 21, 2021

Alabama Secretary Of State Talks Election Security With Traveling Pillow Salesman

Jake Tapper Very Through With Idiot Mississippi GOP Gov. Tate Reeves

25,000 Disney Workers Wish Upon A Class Action Lawsuit, Demand A Living Wage

Tampa Officials Shocked To Learn Evicting Black People For Basically No Reason Miiiiight Be Considered Racist

Marjorie Taylor Greene Gonna Blow Up Biden’s Socialist Agenda With GUNS, Not Votes, GUNS!

Monday White House Press Briefing, Yee Haw!

Nabisco Strike Over, You May Now Recommence Eating Snacks

Put That Horse Paste Away! Pfizer Vaccine Almost Ready For Kids Under 12

South Dakotans Don’t Have A Prayer Against GOP Gov. Kristi Noem’s Anti-Science Religious Bigotry

What If Ross Douthat Were Ten Times Worse?

Mike Pence Thinks He’s Serious Contender For Leader Of People Who Yell ‘Hang Mike Pence’

40 Cats Being Love-Smothered By Dogs! Tabs, Mon., Sept. 20, 2021

Willkommen! It’s Time For Wonkette’s Permanent Election Insurrection Live Stream!

Breitbart Columnist: Liberals Trying To Trick Trumpists Into Not Getting Vaccine So They Die

Lil Nas X Doing All The LGBTQ Activism For Release Of New Hippety Hop Album

Has The Right Paranoia-ed Itself Out Of Ever Having Another Public Demonstration?

Texas Abortion Ban Architect Just Really Wants Everyone To Stop Banging, OK?

Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten

Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Godfather Sour!

It Is Sept. 17, 2021, And Trump Is Still Demanding They Overturn Georgia

Free Grocery Store In Middle School Gunna Make Sure EVERYBODY Eats

Don't Forget To Give All The Moneys To Your Wonkette!

An Unvaccinated Laura Loomer Says Her COVID Diagnosis Proves Vaccines Don't Work

Special Counsel John Durham Blows His Measly Load Trying To Make Serverghazi Happen Again

Just Guess Why This Federalist Lady Won't Get The Vaccine!

Marco Rubio: Tyrant Joe Biden Won't Let Florida Bogart All The Monoclonal Antibodies

Elizabeth Warren Wants To Break Up Wells Fargo, And She's Not Wrong!

Ohio Republicans Decide Democracy Is For Libs, Go Ahead And Eliminate It

Trump Gang Gets Together For One Last Heist: Saving Rich ​Fu*kwads​' Tax Cuts!

Most Affordable Camper Vans! Fri., Sept. 17, 2021

Know That Thing When A Pomeranian Finds Out It's Going To The Groomer Even Though It HATES The Groomer?

It's [TIME!], So It's Time For Your Daily White House Press Briefing!

You're Not Gonna Believe This, But 'Build Back Better' Plan Even Covers HOUSING

Philly Cops Beat A Woman And Stole Her Kid For An Insipid Photo-Op — Now She Gets $2 Million

LIVE: President On-Time McGee Giving Speech On Economy

Is Bob Woodward Full Of Sh*t? A Question For The Ages!

Does It Cost MORE When You Negotiate Medicare Drug Prices, Or LESS? 3 'Centrist' Dems Just Don't Know!

House Dems Just Passing Tax Increases On Rich F*ckwads, Redistributing Income Right And Left!

They May Take Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Balls, But They'll Never Take Tucker Carlson's Freedom

Caitlyn Jenner Did Not Want To Be Boss Of Stinky Dumb California ANYWAY!

What Dumb Bullsh*t Is Media Spewing About Gavin Newsom’s California Recall Blowout Today?

Brian Kemp Would Do Anything To Keep Georgia Safe, But He Won't Do Masks

Stop Having Uncomfortable Calls With Your Mechanic! Tabs, Thurs., Sept. 16, 2021

One Of Ben Shapiro's White Friends Pretty Sure Day The Music Died Was When Barack Obama Killed It

Are We Really Gonna Debate Mark Milley’s World-Saving Actions While Trump Actively Steals The 2024 Election?

Trinidad And Tobago Makes Important Announcement On Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Balls

Pope Francis Not Too Worked Up Over Whether Joe Biden Eats Jesus Cookies

Seems Like Californians Prefer Governors Who Don't Promote Deadly Viruses

Happy Wednesday, Here's Your Damn White House Press Briefing

Boston Woman Will Pahk Cah In Mayor's Garahge

Pro-Insurrection Rally Organizer Wants Seditionists To Keep Their MAGA Gear At Home

Little Marco Rubio GRRRR MAD That General Milley Did A Coup To Trump!

Newsom Spanks GOP Talkshow Clown In California Recall Election

Joe Biden Hauls Sinema, Manchin To Oval Office For Loving, Genial Threat Session

LIVE: Simone Biles And Others Testify On FBI's F*cked Up Larry Nassar Investigation

Joe Manchin Ain't See Why You'd Rush To Keep Planet 'Habitable' And 'Not On Fire'

Tucker Willing To Judge Them Swollen Balls For Himself

At 66, This Is Kevin Costner's Partner! Tabs, Wed., Sept. 15, 2021

Why's Everybody Pickin' On The Poor Right-Wing Hacks Of The Supreme Court?

Joe Manchin Gonna Find 10 Unicorn Republicans Who’ll Support Voting Rights. Honest!

If *Joe Scarborough* Thinks Dem Plan Doesn't Tax Rich Enough, That Plan Could Use Some Fixin'

Did You Forget How Crazy Trump Was? Bob Woodward Will Remind You.

Poor Tucker Must Be Feeling Frightened And Cornered Every Time He Goes On TV :(

AOC Went To Met Gala Last Night Just To Hurt Conservative White Male Feelings, What A Asshole

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Lets Anti-Vaxx Wackjob Explain Vaccine Turns You Into The Fly

Larry Elder Campaign Prepares To Release Rancid Kraken On California

San Francisco Schools Avoid COVID Outbreaks With No Weird Tricks, Just Common Science ​

Nicki Minaj’s Cousin’s Friend Saw Ferris Bueller’s Testicles Explode From The COVID-19 Vaccine

Brian Kilmeade: Why Doesn’t Joe Biden Care About Black-On-Black Vaccine Hesitancy?

Mike Huckabee Has Thoughts On Biden, Popeye, And Congressional Farts, Hey Where Are You Going?

Rudy Giuliani Not Drunk YOU ARE DRUNK

This 1990s Band’s Nazi Past Will Ruin The Vibe On Your Workout Playlist. Tabs, Tues., Sept. 14, 2021

Republicans Scream 'RIGGED!' In California Recall, Nation Yawns

What's Better Than Joe Manchin On One Channel? JOE MANCHIN ON EVERY CHANNEL!

Cori Bush Wants To Help People Not Get Kicked Out Of Their Homes (Again)

Welcome To Lauren Boebert’s MAGA Funhouse, With The Guns And The Lighters!

LIVE: Secretary Of State Blinken Talks About The Afghanistan Withdrawal Like Such As

Chicago QAnon Anti-Vaxxer Bridge Lady Dies Of COVID, Lin Wood Declares (Non-Violent Peaceful!) War

Stephanie Grisham’s Shocking Memoir Reveals Melania Trump Is Rancid Tire Fire

Amy Coney Barrett, Queen Of Gaslighters, Cries Hot Tears Over Being Called 'Partisan Hack'

Anti-Maskers Try To Pull A January 6 On School Board, Swear Selves In As Replacements

No, We Don’t Need A ‘Big, Strong’ Republican Party, For Christ’s Sake!

We Are All For Joe Biden ‘Scolding’ Vaccine Resisters Holding America Hostage

Science Has A Theory About People Who Don't Return Their Carts! Tabs, Mon., Sept. 13, 2021

Put On Your Sunday Best, Because We Are Having A Wonkette Weekend Live Stream

Trump Spent 9/11 Teaching The Moonies A Thing Or Two About Brainwashing

The One Million Moms Are Mad At Gillette, Because Pubes Or Something

Oh No, Republicans Think The Satanic Temple Are For Real Satanists Who Worship Satan

A Former New Yorker Remembers When A Tuesday In September Became 9/11

Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Is Not A Chicken, You're A Turkey

Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Fancy Pineapple Daiquiri!

'King Of Comedy' Ted Cruz Challenges Noted Humorist Patton Oswalt To Dick-Wagging Contest

Wow, The Federalist's Ben Domenech Really Makes Some Excellent Points About Vaccine Mandates

How Will Jen Psaki Try To Justify Joe Biden's Vaccine Tyranny?

A Polite Reminder That Rightwing Fanatics Are Coming For Your School Boards

Another Goddamn Coronavirus Roundup, Which Is Why Joe's Had It With You People

Joe Biden Is Not 'Declaring War' On The Unvaccinated, He's Playing Defense Against Them

Crafty Proud Boy Leader Records His Own Witness, Umm, Management

Katie Porter Explains Why Subsidized Childcare Is The 'Fiscally Responsible' Thing To Do

Clearly Fed Up Biden To Take Nation Out Behind Gym, Vaccinate It

Oh Hey Looky Here, It's UNITED STATES VS GODDAMN TEXAS

This Is The Face Of A Man Infected With Electrical Transmissions From Vaccinated People

Things You Didn't Know About Princess Diana! Tabs, Fri., Sept. 10, 2021

LIVE VIDEO: Joe Biden Sticking America's Bottom With Vaccine Mandates!

CA Dems Don't Have To Cheat To Beat Larry Elder. They Just Have To Show Up.

LA Police Want To Friend You On All Social Media, Whether You Want To Or Not

Oprah Created A Monster Again, And This One's A QAnon COVID Hoaxer-Denier

Fox News's Chris Wallace Doesn't Wanna Hear Your GOP/Trumper Election-Denying Bullsh*t

Axios Prettttttttttty Sexcited About Stephanie Grisham's New Book

Gee Whiz, Wonder Who Jen Psaki's Gonna Drag Today!

Another 'Rona Roundup Since We Guess It's March 2020 All Over Again!

Portland, OR Cops Won’t Get Vaccinated To Save Your Life

DOJ Still Doing Great Job Looking Busy In Fight Against Vile Texas Anti-Abortion Law

Kellyanne Conway, Presidential Norms Protector, Has Entered The Chat

Christian Man Driven By 'Righteous Anger' To Berate Women For Wearing Bathing Suits At The Beach

Mitch McConnell Would Like To Thank God, The Academy, Apple Pie For Joe Manchin & Kyrsten Sinema

Joe Biden's Fiendish Plan To Bring Solar Communism To America!

Trump Has Warm Fuzzies Over Fellow Loser Racist Second Place Finisher Robert E. Lee

QUIZ: How Much Do You Know About Medieval England? Tabs, Thurs., Sept. 9, 2021

F*ck Robert E. Lee, His Corpse, His Horse, And His Monuments (Of Which There Are One Fewer Today)

Rightwing Lawyers Won't Let California Schools Teach Aztec Human Sacrifice Rituals To Kids :(

Brian Kilmeade Will Not Have You Taking Horse Dewormer's Name In Vain At His Dinner Table!

CNN: Dems Not In Disarray, But They Will Be. THEY WILL BE.

Brazil Supreme Court LOCKED-HER-UP That Pud Jason Miller But Let Him Go Again

LIVE: Joe Biden Talking About Labor Unions At Some Point!

What If The A-Holes Freaking Out In Public Are Terrorizing Us On Purpose?

Joe Biden Needs To 'Reset' COVID Response, Because People Are F*cking Idiots

Lindsey Graham Pines For His Two Great Loves, Forever War And Donald Trump

Jailbound Proud Boys Leader Idiot Talkin' About The Boys Lickin' Face And Slappin' Ass, Isn't That 'Magical'?

Nice Time! Uber, Lyft, Dating Apps Stand Up Against Texas Abortion Ban Tyranny

The Atlantic Is Judging You For Judging Unvaccinated People

These 40+ '70s TV Shows Were Basically Unwatchable! Tabs, Wed., Sept. 8, 2021

Joe Biden Talks About Thing!

Don’t Worry, Pregnant Americans, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Gonna End All Future Rapes!

What's This Massive Sucking Sound Where The Washington Post Used To Be?

Possible CA Governor Larry Elder Is Slavery Apologist Who'll Replace Dianne Feinstein With Stephen Miller

MAGA Preparing Encore Performance Of January 6 Capitol Riot

Greg Abbott Saving The Babies, Except The Ones He Killed With COVID

Attorney General To Fight Texas Abortion Ban Somehow, He Figures

Proud Boys Try To Storm Vancouver, WA High School Over Mask Mandate

Some Asshole Hotelier Sends Big Scary Lawyer After Your Wonkette!

45 Gorgeous She-Sheds! Tues., Sept. 7, 2021

Wonkette Labor Day Weekend Movie Party: 1954's 'Salt of the Earth'

When Fred Astaire Went On Strike As If It Were An American Thing To Do!

Let’s Boldly Labor Our Way Through Another Pandemic Labor Day

Welcome To Wonkette's Labor Day Weekend Live Stream Spectacular!

One Million Moms Very Mad That Sonic Used The B-Word (Bra. They Said Bra.)

Hey, Disney, Apple, ExxonMobil: Joe Biden's Comin' To Tax You Anyway!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Easy Like Sunday Morning, Except For How It Is Saturday

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Grapefruit Gin And Tonic!

Paste Eaters Beware: Ivermectin Is Coming For Your Sperms

Is Manhattan DA Cy Vance Getting Ready To Grab Trumpland Exec Matthew Calamari By The Pornstache?

Weird How Anti-Choicers Never Seem To Want To Make Giving Birth Free

Texas Abortion Ban Sadistic, Psychopathic, Dumb As Hell

Former Democratic Sen. Heidi Heitkamp Now Pushes Tax Breaks For Rich F*ckwads

Ida Flooding: The Future Is Now

Prosecutor Indicted For Covering Up Ahmaud Arbery Killing. FINALLY.

Florida Dad Is Onto Our Nefarious Plan To Depopulate The World With Vaccines

Joe Manchin Being A Butt Again

Historians Doubt These 21 Famous People Ever Existed! Tabs, Fri., Sept. 3, 2021

Recall Polls Looking Better For Gavin Newsom, But You California People Gotta VOTE

Other States Already Gearing Up For Some Texas-Style Abortion Bounty Hunting Of Their Own

Hey, What's Going On In Afghanistan?

Who Is Messing With Texas? It's RAICES, Abortion Funds And More!

Ida Floods Northeast, Yes This Is The Climate Emergency

Supreme Court Plays Stupid

Joe Biden Still More Popular Than His Most Likely 2024 Opponent

Parts Of MAGA Country Refuse To Continue Disastrous, Chaotic COVID Policy Fiasco

Shady Secrets That Netflix Keeps From Its Subscribers! Tabs, Thurs., Sept. 2, 2021

Get Out Your Finest Caftan, New York New York, You Are Having Friday WONK LUNCH!

Famous Animal Lover Don Junior Lying Like A Human Again, This Time About Dogs

Small Step Toward Justice For Elijah McClain

What Dumb WARBLOG Bulls*it Will The Press Ask Jen Psaki Today?

Oklahoma Rep With Rambo Delusion Gonna Beat Taliban To Death With Illegal Piles Of Cash

Unvaccinated A-Holes Ruin Labor Day

Rural Oregon School Board Rewards Superintendent By Firing Him Over Masks

Kevin McCarthy To Telecoms: Snitches Get Stitches

The Supreme Court Just Let Texas Outlaw Abortion

Happy Afghanistan Christmas, Afghanistan War Is Over

Wyoming's Biggest Utility Murdering Coal Plants, Guess Wyoming Will Have To Sue 'Wyoming'

GOP Gov. Kristi Noem Will Only Let South Dakotans Get High On COVID-19

Jimmy Fallon's Shares People First Messy Dates! Tabs, Wed., Sept. 1, 2021

Who Is Mike Richards? Bet He Wishes We All Didn't Know The Answer

World’s Most Useless Senator, Kyrsten Sinema, Still A Defiant Maverick On Voting Rights

Say, Joe Biden, Ended Any Forever Wars Lately? You Did? Tell Us All About It!

Ron DeSantis Flips Off Judge, Steals School Board Salaries In Mask Ban F***tussle

Dana Loesch Doesn't Mind Being Called A Murderer Because Only Lib Pussies Think Murder Is Bad

The Levees Held But The Power Grid Failed In New Orleans

Education Dept. Protecting Disabled Kids' Right To Breathe Without Getting COVID

Vaccine Mandates Actually More Effective Than Thoughts, Prayers

Rep. Madison Cawthorn 'Actively Working On' Repeat Of January 6

Anti-Mask PA GOP Jackass Looking For A Few Good Men To Bully School Board Members

Ohio Judge Orders Hospital To Administer Horse Drug To Covid Patient

The America's Frontline Doctors Did A 'We Are The World' Music Video And Now We Are All Dead

This Teen Woke From His Coma To Learn He’d Almost Won The Milk Crate Challenge. Tabs, Tues., Aug. 31, 2021

Happy Birthday Molly Ivins! You'd Hate 2021, But Oh My, You'd Have Plenty To Say

Afghanistan Withdrawal Going About As Well As Any End To A Forever War Would

Police Just Might Defund Themselves Over COVID-19 Vaccine Mandates

Warmonger Stunts & Bold New Afghanistan Strategy​: More War!

Let's Talk About The Asshats Claiming School Mask Mandates Are 'Child Abuse'

Jen Psaki Does Not Have A Cat In The White House Briefing Room But She Has A Briefing

Area Cat Notices Today's News Is A LOT, Reminds You To Breathe

Anti-Mask Activist Caleb Wallace Dies On Homemade COVID-19 Cross

Texas' Creepy 'Spy On Your Abortion-Having Neighbors' Law About To Go Into Effect

Matt Gaetz And Jim Jordan Begged Trump To Call Off Rioters, Because They Knew Damn Well Who Sent Them

New York Times Wonders Why COVID-19 Keeps Picking On Innocent Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis

Today In Labor History: Gabriel's Rebellion

University Of Georgia Professor Not Dying To Die From Teaching Maskless A-Hole Students

50 Toddler Lunch Ideas Even The Pickiest Will Love! Tabs, Mon., Aug. 30, 2021

Mississippians Too #Blessed To Stress Over Dying Of COVID, Says Governor

Why COVID-19 Makes It Hard To Remain Friends With Our Anti-Vaccine Phoebe Buffays

Christian 'Free Speech' Nonprofit Protects Fires Spokesman For Promoting Vaccines

Judge Releases The Kraken On Sidney Powell And Lin Wood

Rand Paul: Petty Researchers Won't Study Horse Paste Just To Spite Trump

GOP Reps Gonna Impeach Blinken For Not Stopping Car Bombs In War Zone

Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Promises Healthier, Shinier Hair

Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Merciless Virgin!

Feminists Worldwide Owned By Man Wondering When #MeToo Will Condemn The Taliban

Judge Slaps Down DeSantis School Mask Ban Because Giving Kids COVID Is ... Bad Actually?

Mike Pompeo Wants YOU To ... Look Over There!

Time For Your White House Press Briefing, Or At Least We Think It Is, Who Knows Anymore?

Wisconsin School Board Fights Scourge Of Childhood Food Addiction By Opting Out Of Universal Free Lunch

Very Holy Siblings Demand School Risk Safety To See Their Faces, For Jesus

SCOTUS Evicts CDC's Eviction Moratorium. Maybe States Could F**king Hurry Up With Rent Aid? ​​​​​​

But How Could Ashli Babbitt Have Known Climbing Through Broken Window To Attack Congress Was Wrong?

Lindsey Graham Finally Finds A President He Wants To Impeach

Kamala Harris Went On Diplomatic Tour, Yelled At China Some, Didn't Wear Parka To Auschwitz

He Cut Off His Dreads After 9 Years, Here's What Was Hiding! Tabs, Fri., Aug. 27, 2021

Herschel Walker Moves Back To Georgia, Decides To Run For Senate, Sure Why Not

RFK Assassin Sirhan Sirhan May Get Released Released From Prison

1/6 Committee Has One More Question, And It Is 'Everyone You Ever Talked To About Anything, You Dicks'

OnlyFans Decides It Likes Money After All

You Can Never Go Wrong Doing The Exact Opposite Of What Henry Kissinger Would Do

Texas's Law Against Critical Race Theory Is Why Kids In One District Can't Have Nice Things

If People Would Get Vaccinated We Wouldn't Need All These COVID Roundups

Facebook Ivermectin Fans So Jazzed About Shedding Their Intestinal Linings!

A Day Without A Woman

New York Gov Kathy Hochul Explains How Andrew Cuomo Got Handsy With COVID Death Toll Math

Senate's Dumbest Republican Down For Some Hot Horse Deworming Action!

The Untold Truth Of 'Mr. Oreo'! Bonerlinks, Thurs., Aug. 26, 2021

Congress In Rare Bipartisan Agreement On Hating Dem Rep. Seth Moulton Right Now

Nice Time! Vaccine Mandates? Painters Union Wants In!

TX AG Ken Paxton Investigates Charges Against Him, Declares Self Most Innocent Man On Earth

Everybody Has To Get Vaxxed Now, Damn Well About Time

Can Erik Prince Get You Out Of Afghanistan? Slip $6,500 In His Thong And Find Out!

Supreme Court Tells Joe Biden He Is Not The Boss Of Immigration. Donald Trump Still Is

Oh Hello, White House Press Briefing, Are We On Time Today?

Joe Biden Pissing All Over Media's Cherished, Beautiful Forever Wars

Greenville SC Citizen Gives School Board Master Class In How To dO yOuR oWn rEsErAch

Kim Klacik v. Candace Owens: A Republican Grift-Off!

Arizona Monsoon Rains Did A Number On Trump's Very Beautiful WALL, Sad!

House Budget Standoff? No, No, Nancy Pelosi Took Care Of *That*

Kinda Surprised It Took This Long To Get 'Dennis Prager' And 'Horse Dewormer' In The Same Headline

TV Commercial Tricks Many Wouldn't Know! Tabs, Wed., Aug. 25, 2021

Joe Biden, What Did You Do In The Forever War?

Genius Bodybuilders Canceling Arnold Schwarzenegger For BECAUSE THEY'RE MAD AT HIM, OK?

Massachusetts Schoolchildren Saw Goody Johnson ... Wait, No, They're Calling For Her Pardon

White House Press Briefing Starts NOW, Unless They Reschedule It Again

Education Secretary Will Defeat Red State Govs' Anti-Mask F*ckery With Critical Race Theory

New New York Gov Kathy Hochul, It Is Your Time To Not Be Andrew Cuomo!

Who Would Win, Nancy Pelosi Or An Army Of Tiny Mike Ditkas?

Arizona Fraudit Ninjas Search For Fraud, Find COVID

Dr. Fauci Says Covid Maybe Under Control By Spring If Everybody Does Their Part, Haha That's Precious

Federal Judge Ruins Kristi Noem's Plan To Torture Abortion Patients With Anti-Choice Counseling

Roger Stone Not Being Very Christlike To Steve Bannon

THE WORST PARENTS EVER! Tabs, Tues., Aug. 24, 2021

Weird Few Days For InfoWars

Facebook Insists It's But A Hapless Spam Merchant, Not A Sewer Of Misinformation!

Weakling GOP House Candidate Can't Even Kill Cardboard Rhinoceros

It's President Biden! It's A White House Presser! It's President Biden And Also A White House Presser!

Proud Boys 'Summer Of Love' Rally Devolves Into Violence, Car Flipping, Shooting

'Liberal' Media Lets Nikki Haley Memoryhole Trump Admin Cuddling Up To Taliban

Spit Out That Horse Dewormer, Papaw, The Pfizer Vaccine Is Fully FDA-Approved!

Chuck Schumer Callously Dances While World Burns From Non-Dancing Related Causes

COVID-19 Is An Absolutely Terrible Plan For World Domination

Oregon School Superintendent Suggests Parents Tell Freedom Lies To Avoid Mask Mandates

Trump Booed At Own Rally, Some Supporters Think He Did It On Purpose

Voters Probably Won’t Punish Democrats If They Act More Like Cary Grant And Harrison Ford

PSA: Don't Go Taking Horse Pills Unless You Are Literally A Horse, Which You Probably Are Not

Woman Claims Vaccines Are A Secret Plot To Make Us Glow Under Black Light

Elon Musk Promises Bright Future Where Robots Take Our Jobs But We Can Still Beat Them Up

Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Is Beautiful But Doesn't Know It

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Painkiller!

TX Lt Gov Dan Patrick Found The Real Origin Of COVID, And It Is Black People

Guy No One Wanted To Host Jeopardy Will Not Be Hosting Jeopardy

Badass Judge Strikes Down Immigration Law *Just Because It's Racist*

Anti-Maskers Continue Making School Board Meetings Weird, Violent

Nice Time! Damn Near Every Adult In Georgia Is Registered To Vote

Arizona Fraudit Prepares To Land It Like Hindenberg

Danny DeVito Helpfully Provides Opportunity To Talk About Striking Nabisco Workers

Larry Elder Didn't 'Wave' Gun During Fight With Ex, Merely Made Sure It Was Loaded (Allegedly)

Texas Supreme Court: Yeah Sure Masks Whatever, Can't We Just Ban Abortion Instead?

Mo Brooks Finds Another Terrorist To Sympathize With

Bonespurs McNoNoRamps Explains How To Afghanistan: First You Bomb The Troops!

Now We Know The Real Reason Elizabeth I Wore White Makeup! Tabs, Fri., Aug. 20, 2021

Hey Wall Street Journal, 1975 Called And Wants Its Food Stamp Editorial Back

Nice Time! Dept Of Ed To Erase Student Debt For Folks With Severe Disabilities

Tricksy Trump Only *Pretended* To Pull Out Of Afghanistan, Says Former (Acting) Sec Def

Trump Pardons Can't Save Jared's Buddies From New York Prosecutors, Apparently!

Joe Biden Just Plain Blackmailing Nursing Homes Into Protecting Residents From COVID-19

Tucker Knows Why Real Estate's So Expensive, It's Brown-Skinned Refugees AIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Joe Biden Signs America Up For COVID Vaccine Booster Club

ALAN DERSHOWITZ IS NOT UPSET LARRY DAVID IS UPSET

Just Look At These Anti-Vax Assholes In San Diego!

If You Get 17/17 On This Quiz, You Probably Don't Have Any Friends. Tabs, Thurs., Aug. 19, 2021

Mike Lindell: Carnival Barker, Or Barking Mad?

What About The Landlords With Business Jets? Will No One Think Of The Landlords With Business Jets?

Ohio GOP Senate Hopeful Josh Mandel Wants To Drown Post Office In Bathtub Full Of Leftist Tears

Hannity Has Message About Americans Trapped In Afghanistan And It Is MMMMMMMM, MyPillow!

Fox News Idiot Exposes ‘Big Pharma’ Conspiracy To Prevent Needless COVID Deaths

US Senators Demand Biden Administration Rescue Afghan Women Leaders NOW

Florida Education Commissioner So Mad At Public Schools That Insist On Keeping Kids Alive

Who Was Researching Tunnels Under Capitol Just Before January 6?

Greg Abbott Tests Positive For COVID-19, Bans Self From Wearing Mask

Do You Like Piña Coladas Or Are You Just An Unfaithful Spouse? Tabs, Wed., Aug.18, 2021

Polls Say Pro-Virus Dickishness Not Big Selling Point Outside GOP Circles

Everything's Bigger In Texas, Including COVID Mask Mandate Sh*tshows

Trump-Loving Senate Candidate Ready To Bone GOP In Nevada

Rightwingers Just Having Fun Rooting Against America, Democracy, Afghan Women

Rick Scott So Mad Biden Gave Afghanistan To Trump's Taliban Buddies

Might Be An Eventful White House Press Briefing Today!

Joe Biden Thinks America Old Enough To Hear (Mostly) Truth About Afghanistan

Usual Bigots Have Usual Racist Thoughts About Afghan Refugees

MyPillow Guy Big Mad At Hannity And Laura Ingraham, Not Big Mad At 'Trunker' Or Whatever His Name Is

For God’s Sake, Just Give Workers Paid Time Off To Get Vaccinated!

'Conservative Warrior' Shares Fantasy Of Anti-Vaxx Liberals Under A Trump Presidency

These Celebrity Couples Fell In Love While Filming That Movie You Hated. Tabs, Tues., Aug. 17, 2021

Turns Out Jason Miller's GETTR Gutter Flooded With Porn And Spam

Let Us Take A Moment To Appreciate Barbara Lee's Premature Correctness, Re: War

Method-Acting Capitol Riot Suspect Finally Gets Big Break

Amy Coney Barrett Did ... Right Thing On COVID Vaccines? Well OK Then!

Breaking From Politico: Republicans Just Love The Gays!

Hobby Lobby Loses 11-Year Battle To Ban Trans Employee From Using Bathroom

People, Seriously, Get The Damn COVID Vaccine. Especially Teachers.

GOP Pretty Sure 20-Year Afghanistan Clusterf*ck Is Joe Biden's Fault, For Ending It

Teachers Signed Up To Teach Math, Not Get In Fist Fights With Unhinged, Anti-Mask Parents

North Carolina Hopefully Ready To Stop Letting Adults Marry High School Freshmen

Why Is Lindsey Graham Such A Weaselly Little Weasel?

23 Exceptionally Weird Items People Paid Too Much For At Thrift Stores. Tabs, Mon., Aug. 16, 2021

James O'Keefe Does 'Oklahoma!,' And Oh Boy, It Is Not Okay

Robin Proudly Comes Out Into The 21st Century

Christian Lawyer Mat Staver Scared Vaccines Will Keep Us From Having Babies

Matt Walsh Scared We Are Secretly Trying To Replace Him, All Other White People

DEA Agent Gets In Actual Trouble For Being A Thieving Liar

Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week All Think You Look Super Pretty This Morning

Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Bloody Mary!

Child Tax Credits Are Here! Hooray!

Did Wingnut Colorado Clerk Leak Election Codes To Goddamn Gateway Pundit, Or Wuz She Fraaaamed

Starve People Like 'Dogs' To Make Them Take Crappy Jobs, Laura Ingraham, Bar Rescue Guy Agree

COVID Back-To-School Season Isn't A Great Time To Be A Teacher Either!

Matt Gaetz Wingman Helping The Feds More, Again, And It's Gross, Again

Special Counsel Durham's Russia Report Will Not Be The LOCK HER UP Finale Of Wingnut Fantasy

UK's First Mass Shooter In A Decade Is Trump-Loving Incel Who Claims To Be American

Iowa Gov. Kim Reynolds Fights COVID In Schools With Word Salad, Not Masks

The Census Numbers Just Came Out, And Whitey's On The Wane

Horse Dewormer Does ... NOT Cure COVID? That Can't Be Right.

We're Starting To Think Trump Doesn't Actually Care If His Supporters Live Or Die Of COVID

This Error In The Bible Has Democrat's Outraged? Tabs, Friday, August 13, 2021

Kevin McCarthy Selling 'Moron' T-Shirts So Republicans ... Don't Lose Each Other In Crowds?

Arizona Universities Use Superior Reading Skills To Beat Ban On Mask Mandates

Mike Lindell's Cyber Guy Gives Up Polishing 'Turd' Into 'Diamond' As Lindell Says Everyone Is CIA

Mississippi Hospitals Overwhelmed By COVID, On Verge Of 'Total Failure'

Mary L. Trump Breathing More Hot Fire In Her Garbage Uncle's Direction

Judge Dropkicks Attempt To Dismiss Dominion Defamation Suit Against Powell, Giuliani, and Lindell

Did Joe Biden Poop On Constitution With Eviction Moratorium? Let's Lawsplore!

Look, Another Witness To Trump's Election Crimes In Georgia

Rand Paul's Wife Somehow Lost Money Trading Pharma Stock During Pandemic

How Andrew Sullivan Learned To Stop Worrying And Live With Your Kid Dying Of COVID-19

No Radical Left Critical Race Theory Gender Identity Roads, Bridges On Josh Hawley's Watch!

Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot Will Never Kiss Enough Cop Ass To Satisfy Them

12 Woodland Creatures With Better Bathing Habits Than Ashton Kutcher. Tabs, Thurs., Aug. 12, 2021

Little Red Corvette

Put Down Your Chram, Rudy's On Cameo!

Tyrant Joe Biden Doesn't Want Americans Sharing COVID-19 In Hurricane Shelters

Pleasant Tennessee Anti-Maskers Vow To Hunt Down Medical Experts Trying To Keep Kids Alive

Here's Joe Biden Talking Like A President Who Actually Wins Infrastructure Week

Sure Hope California Dems Aren't F*cking Up Recall Election. It's Too Important.

You Look Like You'd Enjoy The Daily White House Press Briefing

Mike Lindell's Cyber Fraud Hootenanny Going Exactly As Well As Anticipated

GOP Rep. Nancy Mace Never Gets Credit She Deserves For Being Complete A-Hole

Texas Judges Sign 'Eff Greg Abbott' Orders, Allow Mask Mandates In Dallas, San Antonio

Jacobin Writer Demands Barack Obama Cut Out All That Black President Magic

How To Get Your Savings Account Into The High Single Digits. Tabs, Wed., Aug. 11, 2021

British Anti-Vaxxers Try Storming BBC, Attack Wrong Building Entirely

Andrew Cuomo Finally Got The Fuck Out

Herschel Walker Found The Illegal Voter, It Is Maybe His Wife (Allegedly!)

Twitter Troll Marjorie Taylor Greene Close To Becoming Perma-Banned Twitter Troll

Hey Infrastructure, Bye Cuomo! Today's White House Briefing Gonna Be REAL Boring.

Bipartisan Infrastructure Bill Passes Senate 69-30. Next Up: Socialism!

Chuck Grassley Big Mad About Mean Democrats Picking On Poor Donald Trump

Shocker! Ohio Black Woman Receives Harsher Sentence Than White Lady For Same Crime

Tucker Freaking Out About Liberals Sterilizing Him Or Something

Christian Preacher Says You Don't Need Vaccine If You Have Jesus

This Celebrity Lived On Pie For A Year In Preparation For Oscar-Winning Role. Tabs, Tues., Aug. 10, 2021

You Deadbeats Expect Erick Erickson To Keep Insulting Trans People For Free? Give Him Money!

The Good, Bad And Ugly Of This Week's Sunday Show Republicans!

Mean Judge Nixes Ron DeSantis's Plan To Make Covid Great Again On Cruise Ships

Texas GOP Gov. Greg Abbott Literally Fiddling While COVID-19 Burns Through State

People Very Mad About Thing AOC Didn't Actually Say, As Usual

Trump Goon Jeffrey Clark Tried To Cancel Election Because Chinese Thermostats Hacked Voting Machines, LOLWUT

Kentucky’s Worst Senator, Rand Paul, Declares War On CDC, Public Health

Hero Michigan Cops Protect Neighborhood From Black People Interested In Real Estate

Appeals Court: Parole Officers Can't Force Parolees To Accept Jesus Christ As Personal Savior

Will Growing Pile Of Dead Floridians Stand In Way Of Ron DeSantis’s White House Dreams?

Historic Figures Who Lived Long Enough To Be Photographed! Tabs, Mon., Aug. 9, 2021

Florida Will Pay For Victims Of 'COVID-19 Harassment' To Attend Less Hygienic Schools

Why Would Black People Pay For Their Own Security When MAGA Cops Are Free?

Marjorie Taylor Greene Very Mad At Free Market Capitalism — Or As She Calls It, 'Corporate Communism'

USA Celebrates Amazing 17 Year Streak Of Having Worst/Most Expensive Health Care In The World

Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week All Get Gold Medals

Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, with This Week's Cocktail, The Moscow Mule!

When Are The Next Wonkmeet Parties? Bet YOU'D Like to Know!

Mike Lindell Battles Evil Media, Math, Objective Reality In Batsh*t CNN Appearance

Texas Education Agency: Parents Don't Need To Know If There's A COVID Case In Their Kid's School

Rubber Factory Owner Discovers One Weird Trick For Higher Profit Margins

Jobs Report Glitter Bombs Stock Market

Did CBO Find Proof Of Ancient Astronauts In Bipartisan Infrastructure Bill?

Bible-Dinosaur-Ex-Con-Creationist Kent Hovind Arrested For 'Bodyslamming' His Wife (For Jesus?)

TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS CALIFORNIA, Gavin's In Poll Trouble!

Donald Trump Knows Who Is A Loser And It's The American Olympic Team Plus pUrPlE HaIR lAdY!

Dick Cheney 'Deeply Troubled' By Today's GOP, May Invite Entire Party To Quail Hunt

Hilariously Messed Up Headstones That Got The Last Laugh! Tabs, Fri., Aug. 6, 2021

LIVE: Biden Awards Congressional Gold Medals To Actual Heroes Of January 6

Watch Old Trans Am Biden Say Car Guy Stuff, About Electric Cars!

Mitch McConnell Will Make Senate Great Again By ... Bringing Back Kelly Loeffler? That Can't Be Right.

Ted Cruz Knows Why Delta Variant Raging In Unvaxxed, Unmasked Americans: LOOK, ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS!

Turns Out It Matters When Fox News Tells Viewers Truth About COVID Vaccines For Five Seconds!

Live WonkTV Coverage Of White House Press Briefing Starts ... Now!

Tucker So Mad Everybody Calling His Dirty Fascist Hungarian BFF A Dirty Fascist

Republicans Loading 'Bipartisan' Infrastructure Bill With So Many Relevant Amendments In Such Good Faith!

No Weed, No Divorce, Has Children, Is AL Rep Mo Brooks Defense To Swalwell INSURRECTION Suit

Let's Thank The Streisand Effect For All This Talk About Terry Pratchett And Transphobes

Give Us This Day Our Daily Doocy

Ron DeSantis Does Not Appreciate Joe Biden Telling Him To GET THE F*CK OUT OF THE WAY

Experts Reveal Their Hacks For A Good Night's Sleep! Tabs, Thurs., Aug. 5, 2021

Offspring Drummer Pretty Fly For An Unvaccinated, Unemployed Guy

Arizona, Tennessee Cancel Culture All The Icky Parts Of US History

Trump DOJ Official Jeffrey Clark Wanted Georgia Legislature To Get To Coup-ing, For CONSTITUTION

Arkansas Gov. Asa Hutchinson Looking For That Jerk Who Banned Mask Mandates

Rightwing Dullards Gonna Keep Telling Us COVID-19 Vaccine Is Just Like Holocaust

Oh Sh*t We Almost Forgot The White House Press Briefing!

Happy 60th, Barack Obama! Sorry Smelly Unvaccinated Republicans Ruined Your Birthday Party.

Missouri Gov Puts The ‘Just Us’ In Justice With Pardons For Gun-Slinging McCloskeys

Federal Judge To Texas: FOH With That 'Stop The Brown People On Suspicion Of COVID' Crap

Trump Candidate Wins Flawless Victory In Ohio, Every GOP Knee Must Once Again Bow To Trump!

A Servicey Wonkette Guide To Emergency Rental Help

MyPillow Guy Reschedules Trump's Glorious Return For ... Um ... Not Sure

‘Fox & Friends’ Cancel ‘Woke’ Muppets For Teaching Kids Not To Bully Their Friends

Old School Hollywood Was Full Of Some Grade-A Weirdos! Tabs, Wed., Aug. 4, 2021

Whinyass Brat Ron DeSantis Whining Like Whinyass Brat Again

Elizabeth Warren Knows Where To Stick Your Filibuster

Flying The Non-Friendly Skies With Anti-Mask A-Holes

Andrew Cuomo, GET THE FUCK OUT!

Vaxxed America Knows Why We Can't Have Nice Things, And It Is Yucky Unvaxxed Stinky People

Psaki Ptuesday Ptime!

Half Point To Lindsey Graham Saying Breakthrough Infection Shows Vaxx Is Awesome, None To This Other Choad

Trump Fights To Keep Tax Returns From Congress To 'Protect Future Presidents.' LOLOLOL.

Senate's Dumbest Republican Has Limits To How Dumb He's Willing To Sound In Public

Louisiana Governor John Bel Edwards To The Unvaccinated: ‘Do You Give A Damn?’

August 3 In Labor History: Jolly Grandpa Ronald Reagan Crushes Air Traffic Controllers Union Like Ants

Anti-Choice Extremist Tries To Hijack Harriet Tubman For His Own Nonsense

Rudy Giuliani Says Anybody Who Puts Him In Jail Going To Heaven When They Die

Here’s Hoping COVID-19 Didn’t Get Tickets To Chicago’s Lollapalooza Festival

9 New Paperbacks You Won't Be Able To Put Down Because Of All The Glue. Tabs, Tues., Aug. 3, 2021

Mike Flynn's Brother Cured His Covid With Horse Pills, America Is Canceled

Why Is Matt Yglesias?

Democracy Probably F*cked, Thanks to Supreme Leader Joe Manchin

It’s Monday, So It Must Actually Be Joe Biden’s Infrastructure Week!

Anti-Vaxxers Denied Opportunity To Find True Love Among The Equally Deluded

Go Go Gadget Monday White House Press Briefing!

GOP Gov. Ron DeSantis Heroically Leading Florida To COVID-19 Disaster

ISIS On GETTR? Who Could Have Predicted This Shocking Turn Of Events?

Mark Meadows And Delusional Former President Hold Very Serious Make-Believe 'Cabinet Meetings'

Demons And Crack Forcing Us To Believe Biden Won Election, Says Totally Normal Christian Preacher

Kevin McCarthy Publicly Fantasizes About Hitting Nancy Pelosi, Who’d Kick His Ass For Real

Halp! Halp! No But Really, Halp.

We Listed The Most Beautiful Women In The World, Do You Know #1? Tabs, Mon., Aug. 2, 2021

Giuliani Witness Mellissa Carone Is Back And Very Concerned About Dead Baby Parts

What If The Republican Party Was Always Hot Garbage?

Cori Bush Slept On The Capitol Steps Last Night To Keep People In Their Homes

Marco Rubio Sets New Olympic Record For Self-Owns

COVID Aid Cut Poverty In Half, But America's Gonna America

Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Is Not A Pipe

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Hooper's Rum!

Elise Stefanik Doesn't Want Socialized Medicine Ruining Her Socialized Medicine!

Trump Urged DOJ To 'Say The Election Was Corrupt And Leave The Rest To Me.' Very Cool, Very Legal.

CDC Document: COVID Variant Not The Delta Blues Anyone Wants

US Men's Soccer Thinks Women's Team Deserves *More Than* 'Equal Pay,' Since They're Better

Your White House Press Briefing Is HAAAAAPPENIIIIING

Will Joe Biden Or Kamala Harris Throw MT Gov Greg Gianforte To The Ground In Special Wildfire Meeting?

Mike Lindell Breaks Up With Fox, Marries His Company To Defamation Lawsuits

Christian Summer Camp Was Maybe Not The Best Idea This Year?

Joe Biden Gonna Vax You Up (A Tick-Tock, Ya Don't Stop-Stop). Also Masks.

Wild Idea: Stop Voter Suppression Even If It Means Putting Joe Manchin's Name On The Bill

When Did Jim Jordan Talk To Trump On January 6? Last Week, All The Time. About What? All Of It, Nothing.

7 Discounts Seniors Only Get If They Ask! Tabs, Fri., July 30, 2021

GOP Senator Just Asking Biden Noms If They've Met His Friend God Who Loves Them Very Much

COVID Caucus Sues Nancy Pelosi Because 'Masks'

That's Not Jen Psaki, That's Karine Jean-Pierre!

Montana Anti-Vaxx Law: 'Religious Exemption' For Masks But Not For 'Not Letting Kids Die In Your Own Home'

St Louis County Mask F*ck-Tussle Goes Viral! VERY Viral!

Tennessee Coulda Had More COVID Shots If Dumb GOP Gov Didn't Think Vaccines Made Of ABORSHUN MILKSHAKE

Kraken Lawyer, Overstock Lunatic Throwing Money At Private Company Doing Arizona Fraudit

Everybody Hates Trump's Total Loser Candidates, Especially Mitch McConnell

Climate Roundup: So Hot, And That's All For The Fish

Trump Declares Flawless Victory In Runoff His Endorsed Candidate Lost

Trump Fails To Ruin Democrats’ Bipartisan Infrastructure Week

The Untold Truth Of Michael Scott From The Office! Tabs, Thurs., July 29, 2021

Nancy Pelosi Not NOT Saying Kevin McCarthy Is A Moron

Trump Throws Tantrum Over Infrastructure Deal, MAGA Senators Yawn

GOP Vaccine Resisters Real Put Out Over Wearing Masks Again, Which They Never Did In First Place

Mitch McConnell Out To Troll Libs By Preventing Needless COVID Deaths. We Are So Triggered!

Charlie Kirk Can Go F*ck Himself With Any Balance Beams Simone Biles Not Currently Using

Trump Fave Susan Wright Scores Upset 2nd Place Victory In Texas Special Election

Joe Biden To Personally Jam Vaccines Down Federal Employees' Throats If He Has To

Wingnuts In Full Stupid Mode Over New CDC Mask Guidance

Dem Rep. Jamie Raskin Takes GOP Rep. Andrew Clyde On ‘Normal Tourist Visit’ To Woodshed

Laura Ingraham Takes Gold In 'Sh*t On Capitol Cops' Contest In Stunning Upset Over Favorite Tucker Carlson

Looks Like Alabama Congressdoofus Mo Brooks Is About To Go Through Some Things

Republicans Not Interested In Hearing Capitol Police Drone On About Saving Them From Trump’s Mob

The Coolest Urban Design Ideas From Around The World! Tabs, Wed., July 28, 2021

Oh No, Devil Sent Dr. Fauci To Do Dreadful Things To Jesus's 'Seed'!

CDC Gets Some Sense Whacked Back Into It: Vax Up, Mask Up, Stomp That Virus Flat!

Why Did Mean Joe Biden Make Red State Republicans Refuse The COVID-19 Vaccine?

Elise Stefanik Knows Who Attacked The Capitol On January 6, And It Is ... Nancy Pelosi???

Take A Break From The 1/6 Commission Liveblog To Watch Jen Psaki Instead!

Nevada 'Sundown Town' Air Siren Isn't A Dog Whistle, It's An ... Oh, We Just Said. It's An Air Siren.

Cutting Emergency Unemployment Early Didn't Fill All The Sh*tty Jobs? Well Imagine That!

The Temptation, Corruption, And Inevitable Humiliation Of George P. Bush

Enough Is Enough: Mandate The Damn Vaccine

LIVE: Real Capitol Terrorist Attack Investigation Begins, No Jim Jordans Allowed

MyPillow Guy Reschedules President Joe Biden's Resignation For August 13

Answer 6 Random Questions That Won’t Result In Someone Stealing Your Identity. Tabs, Tues., July 27, 2021

Supergenius Marjorie Taylor Greene Has Thoughts About Vaccines, Segregation, ‘Staff Infections’

Texas GOP State Rep. Proud To Share Same Moral Code As Taliban

Democrats Need To Pass Some Voting Rights Bills While We Still Have Voting Rights

Devin Nunes Says Dems Gonna Create Fake Biden Holograms To Make Him Sound Smart As Old 'Best Words' Trump

Florida Sheriff’s Office Targets Lucky Residents For Future, Imagined Crimes

Let's Start The Week Off Right, By Explaining Consensual Sex To Ross Douthat

Monday White House Press Briefing, You Watch Right Now

Trump Heads To Arizona To Scream ROUTER! And Destroy State's GOP

JD Vance, Married A-Hole ... With Children

Will You MAGA Babies Get Vaccinated Already?

Did This GOP Congressman's Psychic Wife Predict They'd Get COVID A Second Time?

Pelosi Adds Adam Kinzinger To 1/6 Committee, Completing Her Collection Of Anti-Coup Republicans

15 Real-Life Ghost Stories Likely Inspired By 15 Real-Life Beers. Tabs, Mon., July 26, 2021

Hillsong Founder Considers Vaccines A 'Personal Decision,' No Matter How Many Congregants Die

When Will The Cops Stop Ordering ‘Code Reds’ On Black People?

Is This Terrible Song A Sociology Experiment Or What?

The Pandemic's Biggest Scammer Is A Monster Of The Media's Own Creation

Right-Wing Sites Say It's Actually More Woke To Keep Racist Baseball Team Names

Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Would Like To Kiss You But We Just Washed Our Hair

Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Special, The Singapore Sling!

Woman Who Doesn't Actually Hate Workers To Lead National Labor Relations Board

Forrest Dumped (​Nathan Bedford, That Is, From Tennessee's Capitol)

GOP Governors Will Do Anything To Encourage Vaccinations, But They Won't Do That

It's Psaki Ptime Again!

Nice Time! Cleveland Baseball Team Picks New, Non-Racist Name!

Missouri Supreme Court: Voters Passed Medicaid Expansion, So Make With The Healthcare Already

It’s Time We Talked About That John Fetterman Shotgun Incident

Joe Manchin And Republican Friend Sign Letter Supporting The Terrible Hyde Amendment

Fox News Found The 'Disinformation' And It Is Joe Biden Doing This Town Hall!

Trump Spending Ballot Audit Grifter Donations On Himself WAIT NO WHAT? THE F*CK YOU SAY? MANY SHOCK!

FBI Responds To Senators Two Years Later: Oh THAT Brett Kavanaugh Investigation!

'90s Sitcom Stars Accused Of Terrible Crimes! Tabs, Fri., July 23, 2021

Put This Thai-ish Chicken Veggie Grain Bowl Business DIRECTLY IN YOUR FACE

Federalist Writer Shares Incredible Trauma Of Learning 'Critical Race Theory' In School

Fox's Jesse Watters Explains We Can Just 'Adapt' Our Way Out Of Climate Emergency

Let's Check In With The Guy Who Says Trump Aced His Dementia Test

30 Years Ago, Biden BLM Nominee Reported Spiked Trees, So GOP Sure She's A Terrorist

Incel's Dream Of 'Slaughtering' Women Dashed After Cops Find His Manifesto And Machine Gun

Prosecutors Wanted To Charge Trump's BFF Tom Barrack Last Year, But Just, You Know, Didn't

It Was A Good Damn Day For Decency, Humanity, And Our Trans Children In Red States

We Asked You To Share Your Biden Child Tax Credit Stories. Now You've Gone And Made Us Cry.

Oklahoma GOP Sen. James Lankford Launches Half-Baked Boycott Of Ben & Jerry’s West Bank Boycott

Chris Cillizza Knows Who To Blame For Jim Jordan's And Kevin McCarthy's Actions, It Is Nancy Pelosi

1/2 Cup Of This (Before Bed) Eats Your Belly Fat Like Crazy! Tabs, Thurs., July 22, 2021

In Which Liz Cheney Takes A Righteous Dump On Fellow Republican Kevin McCarthy

GOP, Fox News Idiots Perhaps Not Yet Fully Committed To COVID Vaccine Sparkle Motion

Bipartisan Infrastructure Bill On Verge Of Brilliant Success Or Horrifying Failure!

That Damn Critical Race Theory Must’ve Taught These White Politicians The N-Word

Nancy Pelosi To Kevin McCarthy: Try Again, MFer

Mitch McConnell Threatens To Torpedo The Economy To Tank Biden. DC Press Corps Yawns.

Shiawassee County, Michigan, Republicans Help Themselves To $65K In COVID-19 ‘Hazard Pay’

Climate Roundup: What's Burning Gilbert Grape?

Pretty Weird How All These People In Trumpland Keep Getting Caught Doing Crimes!

This Is A Post About Winners And Losers

Josh Hawley Still Polling At Nothing Percent In GOP Primary Matchup Against Trump

Kyrsten Sinema, I Want My $50 Back

Nancy Pelosi And Pals Say Expanded Child Tax Credit A BIG F*CKIN' DEAL

Look At All These Republicans Suddenly Begging The Morons To Get Their Shots

John Denver: What Really Happened To The Folk Singer? Tabs, Wed., July 21, 2021

Some Trumpers Going To Emergency, Some Trumpers Going To Jail

Portland, Oregon, Wonkers, This Saturday Is Your Time To Shine!

Florida Man Sentenced To Eight Months Time Out For Storming Capitol

Probably Time To Get Your Masks Out Again, Yes Even If You're Vaccinated

Here's Your Video Of Dr. Fauci Pants-ing Rand Paul And Calling Him A Liar

Texas Senate Discovers Martin Luther King Was One Of Those Awful Critical Race Theorists All Along!

GOP Goes To War For Sacred Right Of Wealthy Americans To Cheat On Their Taxes

Palo Alto Cops Sue Art For Being Mean

Hey Watch This! It's A White House Press Briefing!

Kevin McCarthy Names Insurrection Pals To January 6 Commission, For Balance

Hannity Spends 30 Seconds Saying COVID Vaccines Good, Fox News Can Have Cookie Now?

Fauci's In The Senate Today, And He Brought Purell

Joe Biden Sorry Not Sorry He Said Facebook Was Killing People

Wow! Looks Like Swing District Dems *Really* Want To Let Medicare Negotiate Drug Prices!

Rick Wiles Gonna Fight Brawny Leftist Coward Meta-Human Sissies Who Wanna Make Him Get COVID Shot

Easy Home Repair Hacks For Anyone Too Cheap To Call A Professional, Tabs, Tues., July 20, 2021

Trump Waddles In From Golf Course To Tell Reporters Who He Hates Today. Surprise! It Is Everyone.

President Biden Reminds Us Trump Gone, Economy Improving, Inflation Not Forever

Fox's Brian Kilmeade Wants Viewers To Have Freedom To Die Of COVID

No Big, Just More Cops Charged With Taking Part In Trump’s Jacklegged Coup

Missouri Just Gonna Keep These Wrongfully Convicted Prisoners Locked Up, Because Why Not?

JD Vance Burns Credibility, Peter Thiel's Cash, In Doomed Ohio Senate Bid

Happy Monday! You Deserve A White House Press Briefing.

Lindsey Graham Such A POS, He Gets His Own Sunday Show Roundup Again!

Trump Keeps Losing Arizona Presidential Election

Georgia GOP Elections Official Gabriel Sterling Doesn’t Want Stacey Abrams ‘Diluting’ His Vote With Democracy

TPUSA Kicks Right-Wing Porn Actress Out Of Its Little Convention

What’s The Most Polite Way To Ask COVID-19 Anti-Vaxxers Not To Be F*cking A-Holes?

The Best Way To Wipe Out Up To $10,000 Of Debt! Tabs, Mon., July 19, 2021

Right Wing Coffee Companies Scramble To Win The Hearts And Cups Of America's Worst People

Conservative Amanda Carpenter Wishes Democrats Wouldn’t Inconvenience Cops With Their ‘Voting Rights’ Stunts

Evangelical Pastor: Either Gay People Exist Or Evolution Happened. Can't Have Both!

Surgeon General's Warning: COVID Misinformation May Be Hazardous To EVERYBODY'S Health

Marjorie Taylor Greene And Matt Gaetz Can't Take Themselves Anywhere

Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Has Something Bonkers To Show You

Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Special, The Cosmopolitan!

Bitcoin Dipsh*t Will Make Phoning Great Again With Buggy Chinese Handset

Iowa Defunded Planned Parenthood And Guess What They Got More Of?

Nice Time! Three Good Things Happened In Law This Week!

Paid Family Leave Will Be In Dems' Reconciliation Bill. So What'll It Look Like?

If It's Friday, We Forgot Psaki!

By Sheer Coincidence, Joe Manchin Made Half A Million Dollars Last Year Off Of Coal

$600 Emergency Unemployment Reduced Job Searches — When There Were No Jobs

Ivanka, Mike Pence Saved Day On 1/6 Heroically, Like Heroes, Say Ivanka, Mike Pence

Homeopath Facing Prison Time For Selling Fake Vaccine Cards And $243 Sugar Pills

How Many Public Defenders And Voting Rights Lawyers Does It Take To Fill Joe Biden's Federal Bench?

OK Fine, Congress Will F*ck Up The Cyber Ninjas Now

Dems Not About To Let Folks Forget Where That Extra Child Tax Credit Money Came From

The Truth About Hotel Breakfast Buffets! Tabs, Fri., July 16, 2021

Loser Trump Crawling Up Walls And Chewing The Furniture, It's Pretty Great

Rep Jamaal Bowman Gonna Green Up America's Schools

Study: No One Can Afford To Live Anywhere Anymore

Joe Biden Drinking Out Of Misandrist 'MALE TEARS' Mug In Child Tax Credit Speech

Red States Won't Expand Medicaid? Democratic Senators Have A Plan For That!

Oh Nothing, Just Secret Kremlin Docs Showing Putin's Plan To Help Trump Steal 2016 Election

Britney Spears Gets Her Own Lawyer, And Maybe Her Own Life Back Soon

Your White House Press Briefing/Peter Doocy Own-Goal Session Starts Now!

Joe Biden And Kamala Harris Want You To Look Under Your Seats

Lindsey Graham Will Go To War To Fight For Chik-Fil-A's Honor. Or Any Other Reason, Really.

If Chairman Of Joint Chiefs Of Staff Can Compare Trump To Hitler, So Can We

Jesus, Peter Doocy Is Dumb

Jonah Goldberg Whitesplains Jim Crow To Jim Clyburn

Florida Man Not Very Good At Blaming Black Lives Matter For MURRRRDERRRR

Declutter Your Home! 55 Things You Can Toss Without Missing! Tabs, Thurs., July 15, 2021

Matt Gaetz Hates When FBI Asks People To Tattle, Huh, Wonder Why

Bill Barr Defends Pristine Reputation For Probity, Forthrightness From Some MAGA Asshole US Attorney

Nice Time! Statue Of Florida’s Mary McLeod Bethune Kicks Confederate Racist Coward Out On His Ass!

Senate Dems Reach $3.5 Trillion Infrastructure Reconciliation Deal, Probably!

Jim Clyburn Just Might This Get Whole Voting Rights Thing Done

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Will Defeat COVID-19 Surge By Sh*tting On Dr. Fauci

Did Somebody Say White House Press Briefing?

Another Day, Another Story On All The Ways Bill Barr Tried To Ratf*ck The DOJ

How Tucker Stopped Worrying About Being Bad At Phonics And Just Became Racist Instead

Joe Biden's Expanded Child Tax Credits Coming To Your Bank Account Near You!

Oklahoma MAGA Senate Candidate Pastor Caught Up In QAnon Red Shoe Diaries Scandal

Trump So Upset People Called Him Bunker Baby, He Wanted To EXECUTE THE LEAKER!!!1!!!!!

Utah Company Drops 'Fun' Gun That Looks Like Lego, If You Narcs Are Gonna Be Like That About It

Looks Like Brett Kavanaugh Won’t Be Doing Any Boofing With Trump At Mar-A-Lago

They Made Their Large Age Gap Work! Tabs, Wed., July 14, 2021

Joe Biden Just Gave A Damn Good Voting Rights Speech

Republicans Really Don’t Like It When Democrats Put Up A Fight

Interior Department To Investigate Racist Atrocity Many Americans Have Never Heard Of

Look, Joe Manchin And Kyrsten Sinema! The President Is Giving A Voting Rights Speech!

Newsmax Guy Talks Evolution And Vaccines: What If Some People Just Need Killing?

JENNA ELLIS WILL SEE RONNA ROMNEY MCDANIEL IN HELL!

Tennessee's Top Vaccine Official Fired For Trying To Keep Kids Alive

California Gov. Gavin Newsom, Joe Biden, All Dems, Wonkette: Give EVERYBODY EAT!

Fascist Goons Disrupt Katie Porter Town Hall, Welcome To Post-January 6 GOP Politics

It's Not That Trump Fired His CFO Allen Weisselberg. It's Just That His Job Is ... Smaller Now.

Ben Carson On Slavery: Brain Surgeon, Please Heal Thyself

All You Need To Know About Monday's Kraken Lawyer Hearing Is That One Of Them Started Crying

BREAKING: Trump Nothing Like Batman

Fox News Still Doesn't Give A F*ck About Tucker's NSA Sob Story, And He Is MAD

12 Random Facts That You Probably Don’t Know But Should! Tabs, Tues., July 13

Texas Dems Taking Surprise Field Trip To DC To Show 'Em How Democracy Works

Your Sunday Show Rundown Is Full Of Idiots, As Usual

Trump Is Escalating

Let's Show How Much We Care About The Cuban People By Lifting The Stupid Embargo

Tomi Lahren Shocked Heckler So Rude To Caitlyn Jenner, Where Is The Civility!

Trump Tech Lawsuit Immediately Devolves Into Shameless Grifting. Surprise!

It's White House Press Briefing-Thirty!

Conservative Anti-Vax Movement Straight-Up Killing People

Hey, Look Who's Supporting Free Universal Healthcare! It's The Pope!

Meet The Trump-Approved MAGA Stooge Who Thinks She Can Beat Alaska GOP Sen. Lisa Murkowski

Don't Be Expecting To Get Any Abortions From This Bank!

America First Patriot Kristi Noem Smears California, Which Is In Fact Part Of America

This Woman's Obituary Was So Harsh, Her Son Was Left Reeling! Tabs, Mon., July 12, 2021

We Must Discuss This Bonkers 7 Point Plan To Re-Install Trump Going Around CPAC

Captain America’s Dream Has Always Been The Conservative Nightmare

Democrats Have Crazy Idea: How About Ending Poverty For Disabled And Elderly Americans?

LGBTQ-Hating GOPer In Trouble After Doling Out Bad Cunnilingus Advice On TikTok

Marsha Blackburn Waxes Poetic On The Horrors 'Socialism' Would Inflict On Taylor Swift

Wonkette Top Ten Is Veering Off Topic, Needs Coffee

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Special, Blueberry Smash!

Shocking: Pharma CEOs Bad And Greedy, Actually!

A Toast To Republicans, Who Spent The Week Kicking The Sh*t Out Of Each Other

Hey, East Coast, You All Doing OK?

Comic Artiste Ben Garrison Wasn't Talking About *That* Don Quixote, You Guys

WATCH LIVE! Wonkette-Brand White House Press Briefing, Brought To You By Wonkette

Tucker Carlson: Encouraging COVID Vaccinations Is First Step Towards Forced Sterilization

GOP Fundraiser WinRed Flips Sh*t Over Investigation Of Its Grifty Donor Schemes

QAnon Candidates Coming To A SQool Board Election Near You!

Long Beach, CA, Gonna Try Out A Little UBI, So That's Super Nice

Ever Wonder How Many Americans Are Alive Because Donald Trump Lost? Science Did!

Spill Some More Tea, Adam Kinzinger. We're Listening.

Genius Ways You Probably Never Thought To Cook With Spam! Tabs, Fri., July 9, 2021

Oh Nothing, Just Tomi Lahren Calling Nice Flight Attendants 'Nazis Of The Air'

The Federalist: We Wouldn't Need 'Subsidized Childcare' If You Bitches Would Just Stay Home

ACHTUNG! TN Moms Have Found The Critical Race Theory, And It Is Ruby Bridges' Children's Book!

How Tucker Carlson Get Pragnent? Joe Biden's Vaccines!

Better Late Than Never, Here's Today's White House Press Briefing!

J.D. Vance Weeps Big Tears For All The Zero Trumpists Fired For Loving Trump Too Much

Did Tucker Carlson Tell A Wee Fib When He Said The FBI Stuck Tapps Up His Pasty Ass?

CA Gov Gavin Newsom Loves You, Gonna Pay Your Rent

GOP Gov Pisses Off All Tennessee With 'Give Money To Non-Tennesseans' Plan

'Federalist' Editor Wishes You Monsters Would Play Fair And Look At All The OTHER 'Insurrections'

Trump Horrified Police Killed Ashli Babbitt, His Innocent Supporter Just Trying To Breach The Capitol

Maybe It Would Be Easier To List Places Rudy Giuliani IS Allowed To Practice Law

Ex-Burglars Spill Their Tricks To Help People Avoid Getting Robbed! Tabs, Thurs., July 8, 2021

Michael Flynn's Family Didn't Take QAnon Oath, That's Just How They Say 'I Love You!'

Mitch McConnell: Hey, Kentucky, Joe Biden Gave Ya'll Lots Of Money! I Was Totally Against That!

Are You A Nazi Who Got Banned From Facebook? Trump Law Operators Are Standing By!

Why Can’t Democrats Be Friends With Supporters Of The Alleged Hitler Fan?

That Time Trump Was Pretty Sure He Could Use COVID As Excuse To Cancel The Election. Allegedly!

Next New York City Mayor To Be Either Cop Or Curtis Sliwa, Not The Two Good Women Or Andrew Yang

Tucker Carlson, Other Asshole Want Cameras In School To Stop Critical Race Theory

Kevin McCarthy Contemplates Best Way To Ratf*ck January 6 Commission

Marjorie Taylor Greene Being Holocausted, Again :(

National Review's Lament: No One Will F*ck Trump Voters

That Time Trump Had Some Real Nice Things To Say About Hitler. Allegedly!

‘Red’ States Just Dying To See Joe Biden Fail To Get Them Vaccinated

Dan Crenshaw Says Joe Biden Not His Real Dad, Dan Crenshaw Is GROWNED UP!

23 Neat Clutter-Free Kitchen Countertop Ideas To Keep Your Kitchen In Tip-top Shape! Tabs, Wed., July 7, 2021

How Long Until New Fox Weather Channel Blames Hurricanes On Critical Race Theory?

Whew, Ada County Idaho Didn't Hire The Nazi To Be Sheriff

GETTR Grounded In Gutter. EGADS!

Nikole Hannah-Jones Cancels University of North Carolina, Takes Better Job At Howard University

Did US Women's Soccer Team Beat Up WWII Vet, Or Sign His Soccer Ball? Fox News Jes' Has No Way To Know!

In The Nick Of Time, WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING!

Paul LePage Must Rule Maine Again, Has Unfinished Business With Smoothie, Shifty, D-Money

Trump Stiffs Rudy Giuliani For Legal Bills. Yeah, Don't Faint.

Pistol-Packing Loon Lauren Boebert Kicks Off Independence Day Holy War

GOP Just Can't Decide How Much Democracy To Steal When It Redraws Congressional Districts

July 6 In Labor History: Shot Some Pinkertons In Homestead, Just To Watch Them Die

So JD Vance Is Pretty Pathetic, Yeah?

Donny Deutsch, Rich Asshole, Wants Shiftless Workers Back On The Plantation NOW

40+ Airbnb And Hotel Fails That Make Us Happy To Stay Home! Tabs, Tues., July 6, 2021

Gather 'Round, People Are Talking Sh*t About Meghan McCain

Tough Guy White Supremacists Given Lesson In Politeness By Good Citizens Of Philly

MyPillow Guy Says SOMETHING BIG Happening August 13, At Least Until He Changes Date Again

Sure Would Be Nice If Republicans Would Grow Up And Get Their F*cking COVID Shots

GOP Rep Pretty Sure Soldiers Can Just Quit Over Vaccine Requirements

Trump Just Can't Understand What's So Bad About Massive Tax Fraud

Hobby Lobby Wants To Craft America A Theocracy Out Of Old Quotes, Popsicle Sticks

Water-Skiing Robot Celebrates Terrorist Tax Cheat Commemoration Day

Ohio Police Chief Quits Force To Pursue His KKK-Related Comedy Full Time

Moments From ’90s And 2000s Comedies That Didn’t Stand The Test Of Time! Tabs, Mon., July 5, 2021

It’s Still The Fourth Of July, Even Without The Stupid Fireworks

Ammon Bundy Guilty, LOCK HIM UP! (Like, It's Trespassing, But Still)

Joe Biden Drives Stake Through Heart Of Surprise Medical Billing

Olympics Marred By Olympic Levels Of Racism And Stupidity

Wonkette Top Ten Is Drunk and Demon-Possessed

Forget a Stressful Week With A Fresh Margarita!

FINALLY Trump Lackey Makes Social Media ... Thing ... For Oppressed White People To Say The N-Word!

Happy Birthday, Civil Rights Act!

June Jobs Report: Pretty Damn Good!

If You Lived At The White House, You'd Be In The Briefing Room Now​​

Gay-Hating Flower Lady Rebuffed By Supreme Court

​Don Jr. And Eric Head To Fox Instead Of Listening To Lawyers, Shutting The F*ck Up

Removing Confederate Statues Unfair To Southern Heroes Who Did Other, Later Racism, Says Idiot

Walmart Does Non-Evil Thing, Congratulations Walmart!

Allen Weisselberg And Trump Org Are Pretty Dumb Criminals, ALLEGEDLY

'Urinating Like A Race Horse' — This Simple Trick Solves Prostate Problems! Tabs, Fri., July 2, 2021

Christian Preacher Knows Why Oprah And Tom Hanks Won't Sue Him For Saying They're Child Molesters

Supreme Court Goes To War With Democracy Again, Wins! (That Means You Lose)

DeSantis's Dilemma: Kiss Trump's Ass, Or Govern?

ExxonMobil Lobbyist Pretty Proud Of How Much He Messed Up Biden's Climate Legislation

Here Is Your Video Of Meghan McCain Quitting 'The View,' For Trust But Verify Purposes

More Capitol Rioters Arrested: Oath Keepers, Boogaloo And Proud Boys, Oh My!

Kevin McCarthy Demonstrates MAGA Bona Fides By Boning Jan. 6 Select Committee

Kristi Noem Sends Guard Troops To Defend South Dakota's Border With Mexico

Obsolete Warhead Deactivated

The Era Of Trump Being Held Accountable Is Finally Upon Us (We Hope!)

Twenty Art Projects To Make With Surplus Zucchini. Tabs, Thurs., July 1, 2021

Nice Time! More Biden Judges!

Bill Cosby ... Well, Sh*t. A Lawsplainer!

Did NSA Put Secret Wire Tapps In Tucker Carlson's Underpants, Or Is He Just Babbling?

House To Confederate Statues: GTFO

Wisconsin GOP Leader Chris Kapenga Believes In Trump The Father Almighty, Maker Of Heaven And Earth ...

Herschel Walker, Texas Resident, Running For Senate In Georgia ... Because?

Thanks, 'Cyber Ninjas'! Maricopa County Has To Trash Tainted Voting Equipment Now

Arizona GOP Rep. Paul Gosar Caught Cuddling With White Supremacists Again

Joe Biden To Unf*cken Trump's Deportation Chicken

Cool Teacher Dr. Jill Biden Lets Her Students Cuss, That's Why She's A Cool Teacher

When Far-Right PACs Attack Republicans, Who Wins? The American Public, That’s Who.

Why Your Ritualistic June Lottery Can Bring July Sorrows. Tabs, Wed., June 30, 2021

Trump Family Tried To Lure Him Out Of White House With Promise Of ... Parler Account, LOL

Clarence Thomas Says Something Reasonable About Weed, Still Evil POS

Nancy Pelosi Forming Bipartisan Committee To Investigate Capitol Attack, How Partisan Of Her!

Biden DOJ Sees Georgia Suppressing Black Voters, Brings Receipts In This Lawsuit Right Here

Chris Christie Wrote A New Book You Don’t Need To Read

Big Win For Decency As SCOTUS Declines To Green Light Anti-Trans Bigots' War On Kids

St. Louis Gunhumpers Cosplay As Selves At Campaign Event

17-Year-Old Caught In Deadly Crossfire Between Arkansas Sheriff’s Deputy, Jug Of Antifreeze

Warmest Regards, Andrew Giuliani, And Continued Success In All Your Endeavors

Football Comes Out Of Closet

YouTube Sorry For Being Idiot, Decides Right Wing Watch OK After All

Think Twice About Getting The Spicy Tuna Roll At That Roadside Diner. Tabs, Tues., June 29, 2021

Christian Preacher Very Concerned About Demon-Possessed Joe Biden And His Sex-Trafficking Tunnels

GOP Senators Support Infrastructure Bill They Negotiated, Wait No They Don't, Just Kidding They Do, Wait ...

Manhattan DA Notifies Trump Lawyers 'F*ck Around' Season Is Over, Time To Find Out

Trump So Mad Everyone Knows Gen. Milley Yelled At Him Like Dumb Know-Nothing Baby

GOP Sen. Bill Cassidy: Fixing Roads Helps Women Do Woman Chores, Like Childcare And Shopping

All The Cool Kids Are Watching Today's White House Press Briefing

Brave Bill Barr Brags To The Atlantic About Doing Bare Minimum To Stop Trump Coup

Michael Flynn Stars In QAnon Election Fraud Doc By Guy Who Thinks Aliens Did 9/11

Maybe Ron DeSantis Can Run For President Without Trump Ever Noticing, But We Doubt It

Miles Taylor Will Stop Donald Trump From Winning Again In 2024 Or His Name’s Not ‘Anonymous’

Toyota Disappointed In Us For Being So Judgy Of GOPers Who Didn't Certify 2020 Election

Derek Chauvin Literally Can’t Say How Sorry He Is He Murdered George Floyd

Why Your Cat Secretly Wishes You Were Someone Else. Tabs, Mon., June 28, 2021

Programming Notes: Comments Moderation News (And No, You're Not In Trouble, Really!)

Australian Christian School Kids Get Super Creepy Romantic Advice

It’s Too Damn Hot

Bad News For People Who Like To Use Socialism As A Scare Word

Kevin McCarthy Tells Cop Injured In Jan. 6 Riot He Can Only Condemn Republican Lies In Secret

Nikki Haley Smears Dems Like Common Trump, Will Still Lose SC GOP Primary To Some Marjorie Taylor Greene

Wonkette Top Ten Is Hiding Our Fentanyl In Tampons

Ooh, A Fancy Tropical Umbrella Drink! Try This Blue Aloha!

Jim Bakker Ordered To Pay $156K To People He Scammed With Fake COVID 'Cure'

Today In Labor History: In 1938, FDR Ends Child Labor, Creates Minimum Wage ... At A Cost

Wingnut Fever Dreams About Critical Race Theory Getting WEIRDER, Somehow

Who Could Have Predicted SESTA-FOSTA Was Bad, Except For All The Sex Workers Who Said It Was?

Watch President Biden Celebrate Pride Month, Because That's What Real Presidents Do

Republican Superspies Stage Daring Takedown Of Opponents In ... WYOMING???

Friday We're In Love With White House Press Briefings!

Normal Human Gen. Milley Shot Down Trump’s ‘Skull-Cracking’ Solution To Civil Unrest

GOP Rep. Debbie Lesko Blames Crime Spike On 'Defund The Police,' And We Have Some Questions

Activists Trick Gun Humpers Into Anti-Gun Ad, Just Like NRA Tricked USA Into Endless Gun Deaths

Andrew Giuliani MAD AT JUDGES BEING MEAN TO DAD AND NOT LETTING HIM LAWYER!

House Republicans Form 'Conservative Climate Caucus' To Save Planet For Rich People

34 Times Family Circus Has Accurately Predicted The Future. Tabs, Fri., June 24, 2021

St. Louis TV Network Launches Hilarious Reefer Madness Remake

F*ck School, F*ck Softball, F*ck Cheer, F*ck Everything

OAN Host Just Calling For Mass Executions Of Everyone Who Stole Election From Trump

Let's Look At Biden's Tricksy Two-Track Infrastructure Compromise!

Britney Spears Is Not A Girl. She's Been A Woman For Decades.

Fox News So Mad Gen. Milley Loves Critical Race Theory, Time To Defund The Military

Hey You! Watch A Voting Rights Hearing With Eric Holder!

Donald Trump Is A Spectacular Kind Of Stupid

Michigan GOP Senate Report Finds Zero Voter Fraud, Vows To Fix Problems It Just Said It Didn't Find

Ron DeSantis Just Checking That Florida College Students Aren’t Getting Infected With ‘Commie’

40 Cooking Hacks To Use In Bed! Tabs, Thurs., June 23, 2021

Chris Cillizza Identifies Most Important News Paragraph Of Day, It Is Some Sh*t About Ivanka

GOP Senator Apparently Unaware People Actually Born And Raised In Washington DC

Kamala Harris Will Visit Border, Republicans Still Being A-holes About It

Who Let The Gateway Pundit Comments Section Into Loudoun County, Virginia, School Board Meeting?

Is It Wednesday? Then It's A White House Press Briefing Day!

Republicans Suppress Vote On Voting Rights Bill

Sheldon Whitehouse Now Remembers All The POC At His Allegedly All-White Rhode Island Club

New York Primary Over, Final Results To Come By End Of Year

Hey, Josh Hawley, Here Are Some Other Things Martin Luther King Jr. Said

Eric Trump And Greg Kelly Achieve Singularity Of Derp

The List Of Seven Celebrities With The Most Famous Body Parts. Tabs, June 23, 2021

MyPillow Guy Reschedules Trump's Triumphant Return For 'Fall'

Trump Sues New York For Kicking Him Off Bronx Golf Course

Nice Time: Joe Biden Is Good At Picking Judges!

Let’s Not Give Up On Voting Rights Just Yet

Happy Tuesday, Watch A Damn White House Press Briefing

Tons Of Retail Workers Quitting For Better Pay, Probably Biden's Fault

If Catholic Church Wants To Use Communion To Influence Policy, Maybe Tax Exemption Is Not For Them

Manhattan DA Fishes Trumpworld Fixer Matthew Calamari Out Of Tank, Cranks Up Heat

Sad Loser Trump Wanted DOJ To Punish SNL For Hurting His Feelings So Much

Kyrsten Sinema Loves Her Filibuster Better Than You

Meet Carl Nassib, Raiders Defensive Lineman Who Just Became First ACTIVE Out Gay Player In NFL History

The Best Heat-Related Hallucinations To Help You Cool Down! Tabs, Tues., June 22, 2021

Former Proud Boys Shocked To Find Hate Group They Joined So Full Of Hate

Lindsey Graham Has Very Reasonable Bipartisan Plan To Prevent Democrats From Accomplishing Things

Here’s The POS Who Scared Your Conservative Relatives With Lies About Critical Race Theory

Remember Italygate? Turns Out People Behind It About As Authentic As Pasta With Ketchup

Trump Really Did Try To Send Sick Americans To Island Of COVID-19

Dippin' Dots CEO Allegedly Sent Ex's Nudes To Her Mother To Force Her To Give Up Dog

White House Press Briefing, HOW ABOUT THAT!

Florida, Texas Nation’s Biggest Producers Of Alleged Capitol Attackers!

Ted Cruz Pretty Sure Critical Race Theory Same Deal As KKK Burning Crosses

Sovereign Citizens Try To Steal Woman's New House, Claiming It's Theirs

America Proudly Number One In Not Reaching Vaccination Goals

Which Celebrity Has The Hottest Dad Bod? Tabs, Mon., June 21, 2021

Happy Father's Day From Wonkette!

Let’s Close Out Our Juneteenth Weekend With A Special Episode Of ‘Black-ish’

Wingnut World Crumbles Over Macy Gray Suggesting We Change The Flag

Leave Monica Alone!

Good Lord, The One Million Moms Are Still So Mad At Cereal

Gay Catholic Foster Care Case Stupid, Bad Until You Consider What Supreme Court MIGHT Have Done!

Your Wonkette Top Ten Is Hanging In There, Baby

Happy Juneteenth, Happy Summer, Happy WONKMEET TONIGHT!

Look! A Fancy-Pants Cucumber Martini Because You Deserve It!

Devin Nunes's Cow Family F---ed Around, Is Finding Out Big Time

Holiday Celebrating End Of Slavery Very Divisive, Say Assholes

Dem Congressman Proposes Radical Legislation Allowing People To Fix Stuff They Own

Biden DOJ Tells West Virginia And Arkansas To Cut The Sh*t, Quit Kicking Trans Kids!

Politico: But What If Some People Don't *Want* Extra Money?

ALEC Being Disgusting Again, Overthrowing Elections Edition!

Florida Man GOP Candidate Doesn't WANNA Hire Russian Assassins To Off His Opponent, But ... Allegedly!

Congressman 'Normal Tourist Visit' Snubs DC Cop Injured January 6, For Blue Lives We Guess

States Where Americans Don't Want To Live Anymore! Tabs, Fri., June 18, 2021

Rude DOJ Won't Even Pay Steve Bannon's Million $$$ Legal Fees, Ain't That A Kick In The Ass!

Yay! House Votes To Repeal Bad Iraq War Authorization

Watch President Joe Biden Sign Juneteenth Holiday Into Law!

Bad Judge Wants Black Farmers To Guess Number Of Jellybeans In The Jar If They Want Loan Forgiveness

Joe Manchin In SECRET ZOOM CHAT To Rich People Might Actually Reform Filibuster, Maaaaybe?

Obamacare Saved Again! Thanks ... Boofs O'Kavanaugh And Amy Comet Ping Pong?

F*ck Matt Rosendale In The Eyeholes Of His White Hood: A Letter To My Congressman!

Federalist Guy Weeps For His Boner As Victoria’s Secret Ditches Angels

Joe Manchin Forces GOP To Admit Their Party Of Gross Losers Can't Win If Americans Are Allowed To Vote

Happy Juneteenth! Let's Talk About The Racial Wealth Gap!

Who Wants To Listen to Michael Cohen Talk Hilarious Sh*t About Donald Trump?

GOP Senators Know What Is Important Issue In 2021 America: Flag-Burning

GOP Cowards Just Twiddling Thumbs, Waiting For Trump’s Next Insurrection

Here Are The 14 Garbage White Male Congressmen Too Racist To Vote For Juneteenth

40+ Wild And Ridiculous Things You Could See At Your Nearest Airport! Tabs, Thurs., June 17, 2021

Biden Sorry For Being Pissy To Kaitlan Collins, Not Sorry For Making Peter Doocy Look Like Idiot (Again)

Biden Administration Sticks Up For Trans Kids. Because YOU Voted.

Nice Time: Juneteenth Set To Become A Federal Holiday!

Giant Insurer United Healthcare Generously Delays Death Panel Plan Until Pandemic Over

Let's Watch Old Handsome Joe Tell Us About His Meeting With That Stinker Putin!

WY Senator John Barrasso Vows To ... Impeach Biden We Guess? Sure, F*ck It, Why Not!

RNC APPALLED! WE SAY APPALLED! By American Presidents Who Sit Down With Vladimir Putin

Alabama Rep: 'Critical Race Theory' A Durr A Durr A Durr!

Rep. Paul Gosar Praises Hero Cops By Demanding FBI Turn Them Over To Deranged Mob

James O'Keefe Exposes Rampant Censorship Of Idiot Houston Reporter's Hydroxybonercream Bitcoin Stories

Hot Take: People Don’t Deserve To Die For Enforcing Mask Mandates

In America, Safe Space Oppresses YOU! And Other Lessons From New North Korean Rightwing Star!

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Orders Moment Of Silence For First Amendment He Just Shivved

Manhattan DA Reportedly Getting Closer And Closer To Trump CFO Allen Weisselberg, So Tick Tock, MF-er!

McDonalds Employees Really Wish You Knew This! Tabs, Wed., June 16, 2021

Meet Ivory Hecker, Who Just Goat-Boned Her News Career To Death For James O'Keefe. Somebody Give Her Job?

DC Comics HEREBY ORDERS Batman Be Crappy At Sex

Charity To Erase $278 Million Of Medical Debt, In Reminder That US Health Coverage F*cked

Loser Trump Can't Get Book Deal, Can't Blog, Not Allowed To Tweet, Is Basically Worthless

NY Shake Shack Manager Sues Cops, Police Unions, For Defaming Him As Attempted Milkshake Murderer

Trump DOJ Meatballs ... Actually Refused To Do Coups!

Texas Grid Operator Warns It Can't Handle 'Summer' Either

Dana Rohrabacher Saw Antifa False Flagging The Capitol Jan. 6, Because He Was There!

Nice Time: Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson Confirmed To DC Circuit Court!

They're Killing People With Cars Again

Arizona GOP State Senator Idiot Gonna LOCK HER UP Merrick Garland For ... Some Reason!

Why TV Show Friends Only Hang Out In Even-Numbered Groups. Tabs, Tues., June 15, 2021

Louie Gohmert Sues Congress For Metal Detector Discrimination

Mitch McConnell Vows No Biden SCOTUS Confirmations In 2024 Or Any Other Year Containing A Number

Mike Pompeo Brings Super A-Hole Stepdad Energy To 'Fox News Sunday'

Kayleigh McEnany Lies Like Liar About How Much She Lied

Live From Brussels, It's Joe Biden!

Scuzzy Police PACs Target The Squad To Raise Money For Themselves

Bill Barr Got Some Splainin' To Do About All These Wire Tapps!

Chicago Cop Latest Alleged Criminal Caught Bragging About Storming Capitol

Texas, Ohio, Georgia Enjoy Well-Regulated Gun Violence Weekend

Tennessee Has 250K Jobs For You, If You Don't Have To Eat, Pay Rent, Otherwise Survive

Lara Trump 'Guesses' Mad Max Army Just Gonna Have To Guard Southern Border With Guns

35 Casting Mistakes That Ruined Famous Movies! Tabs, Mon., June 14, 2021

Susan Collins Wants To Tax Electric Cars For Not Paying The Gas Tax

Telling Democrats To ‘Do Something’ Isn’t Whining. It’s A Warning.

Let's Watch This Blue's Clue's Video The One Million Moms Are Wigging Out Over!

NC Plantation's 'But How Did Emancipation Hurt White People?' Juneteenth Event Canceled

Frank Luntz Sent Out 2019 Memo Warning GOP Of Looming 'War On The Successful'

This Ain't The First Time A Global Epidemic Led To Workers Demanding Higher Wages

Your Wonkette Weekly Top 10 Is HIC!

Wingnut Freaked Out By Woke Gay Homosexual Hobbitses

Is Bill Barr LYING? Or Does He Just Think We're All Idiots?

Oregon House Expels Rep. Mike Nearman For Invalid 'Hall Pass'

Tom Cotton Claims Biden Incited Heretofore Unseen Racism, Sexism In The Military

Newsmax Panel Wants To Force Student Into Military For Referring To God As 'Allah' (Which Means 'God')

Bill Barr Did Wire Tapps To Adam Schiff? LOCK HER UP!

Six Three Percenters Indicted For Conspiracy In Capitol Insurrection, So What's That 18% Of?

Will Biden Send Demon Lesbian Army To Attack Gordon Klingenschmitt? Let's Hope!

Jill Biden Casually Trolling Melania Is Our Favorite Jill Biden

Mitch McConnell Braces For Trump To Announce Slate Of Dipsh*t Endorsements

Joe Biden Gonna Vaccinate THE WORLD

You May Be Eating Your Brie Cheese All Wrong! Tabs, Fri., June 11, 2021

If You Like Pina Coladas, Here, Have One!

Rick Wiles Science-Splains How And Why Chinese Spies Put COVID In His Butt

GOPers Mad Chipotle Not Screwing Workers And Passing The Savings Onto You The Consumer

Who Loves Joe Biden? WORLD.

Biden Tax Plan Pretty Great For Working, Middle Classes, Tyranny For Rich. Grab A Fork!

Capitol Rioter Guy Now Also In Trouble For Plot To Bomb Amazon Data Centers

Lafayette Square Not Cleared For Fascist Trump Bible Photo-Op, They Were Just Doing Some Landscaping!

Don McGahn *Finally* Testifies To Congress: Be The Robert Bork You Wish To See In The World!

What's Joe Biden Out Of Today? TRAILERS

New York Times Not Mad, Just Disappointed That Bari Weiss Isn't Running The ACLU

So Now The New Yorker Is Doing Fox News's Job?

Newsmax's Greg Kelly MAD At JILL BIDEN! And PEOPLE! Who STOP! Wearing GLASSES! Hey PEOPLE, Put Them BACK ON!

Schools Have A Critical Racism Problem

The Scariest Creepypasta From Around The Internet! Tabs, Thurs., June 10, 2021

And Now, Your Obligatory Post About Jeff Bezos's DONGROCKET

Ohio Kooks Think COVID-19 Vaccine Will Give You Freaky Magnetic Powers Like That’s A Bad Thing

It's Gonna Be Tea Party Summer All Over, But 'Critical Race Theory' Instead Of 'Death Panels'

Washington State's 'Joints For Jabs' Vaccine Incentive Way Better Than 'Maui Wowie For Your Owie'

Louie Gohmert Jus' Wondrin' If Kicking Earth Off Axis Into Outer Space Might Fix Climate Change???

GOP Oregon State Rep Welcomes Expulsion, Future ‘Jeopardy!’ Fame

Congressional Badass Val Demings Ready To Bring The Pain To Marco Rubio

It's Infrastructure Week FOR REAL

SOUNDOFF! It's Your Wonkette Mental Health Check-In!

When Kamala Harris Finally Visits The Border, Fox News Will Bitch And Moan About That Too

Won't Someone Think Of Our Billionaires Who Pay No Taxes?

Jen Psaki Reveals Secret Of Handling Dorks Like Peter Doocy

Hey, Look, Some Of Barack Obama’s Judicial Nominees Finally Got Confirmed!

What'll Next Armed Wingnut Standoff Be About? How About 'Water'?

Cars Don't Kill People Oh Wait Cars Do Kill People, Especially If You Make It Legal To Kill People With Cars

35+ Accurate Introvert Memes To Make Every Introvert LOL! Tabs, Wed., June 9, 2021

70 Percent Of Americans Gay For Gay Marriage, Happy F*ckin' Pride!

Jerry Falwell Jr. HEREBY DEMANDS That Liberty University QUIT KINK-SHAMING HIM!

Joe Manchin's Name Will Be In The History Books. He Might Not Like What They Say About Him.

Oh Sh*t, We Almost Forgot Your White House Press Briefing!

Noted Crackpot Naomi Wolf To Headline ‘Juneteenth’ Anti-Vax Freedom Fest

Senate January 6 Security Failure Report Barely Mentions Security-Failure-In-Chief

Biden DOJ Shielding Trump From Rape-Defamation Suit, So That's A F*cking Bummer!

That Time Trump Believed The DNC Was Going To Murder Joe Biden, Carrie-Style, At Prom!

New Texas History GOP-Tested, Fox News-Approved

What If Instead Of Making Selective Service Gender-Neutral, We Abolished It Entirely?

Rudy Did A Perfect Call With Ukraine, And Now You Can Hear It!

Federal Judge Who Overturned California’s Assault Weapons Ban More Bonkers Than You Might Imagine

15 Money Management Tips People Wish They’d Known Before Their Legs Were Broken. Tabs, Tues., June 8, 2021

Did Devil Give Rick Wiles COVID For Letting Milo Talk About Giving Up Dong On His Show? Sure Why Not.

Joe Manchin Won't Give Up On Republicans On First Try, Or 100th Try, Or 48 Millionth Try, Or ...

Apple Employees Not Quite Ready To Quit Working From Home In Their Pajamas

LOOK, FOX NEWS! KAMALA HARRIS IS DOING AN IMMIGRATION PRESS CONFERENCE! IN GUATEMALA!

You Know What Everyone Loves? Paid Leave!

Monday White House Press Briefing, National Security Edition!

Mark Meadows Tried To Get DOJ To LOCK ITALY UP For Election Fraud

Video Shows GOP Oregon State Rep Giving 'How To Breach Statehouse' Tips, ALLEGEDLY

We Watched Mike Lindell's Screed To SCOTUS So You Don't Have To

It’s Not Against The Law To Protect Democracy From Republicans

Mississippi GOP Gov. Has Some Real Wild Ideas About Human Gestation Periods

Impeachment Expert Donald Trump Gonna Impeach His Way Back Into White House

Man Decides To File For Divorce After Taking Closer Look At This Photo! Tabs, Mon., June 7, 2021

Joe Manchin Can Name 12 Logical Fallacies Preventing Him From Supporting Voting Rights

Why Kyrsten Sinema Probably Thinks You’re A Chump

Milo Yiannopoulos Claims Going Ex-Gay Made Dogs Stop Barking At Him

Kayleigh McEnany Sad She Didn't Get Any Annie Leibowitz Glamour Shots

Georgia Schoolchildren Will Just Have To Learn All History From Confederate Statues

Wonkette's Top 10 Is Teaching You Wifely Submission!

What Time Is It? It's (Red) Wine (Paloma) O'Clock!

Online Psychics No Longer Even Bothering To Scam People The Old-Fashioned Way

Pope Can't Get Hired At Facebook, And Ben Domenech Is Real Mad!

May Jobs Report *Better*, Which Is *Better* Than *Worse*!

Put Down That Hacky-Sacky, It's Time For Jen Psaki!

Roger Stone Demands Steve Bannon DEBATE ME, YOU COWARD

New York Times Thinks You Should Ditch Your Friends For Being Fat Or Depressed

Joe Biden's 'Offer' To Chop Infrastructure Plan In Half Not As Crazy As It Sounds

Trump Wants A Coup. And He Thinks Two Loser Former GOP Senators Are Comin' With Him!

Albuquerque Mayor's Race Roiled By DONGCOPTER

Yes, You Still Have Postmaster General Louis DeJoy To Kick Around, And Sadly Might For A While!

The Awesome Women Of Two And A Half Men! Tabs, Fri., June 4, 2021

Happy 7-0 To Dr. Jill Biden, The Best First Lady Since Michelle Obama!

Stanford Law Eats Sh*t Protecting Rightwing FedSoc Jerkoffs From Hilarious Mean Guy

Freakshow Idaho Lt. Gov. Lady Bans Mask Mandates While Real Gov Out Of State, And He's *Piiiiissed*

Ohio Being Terrible About Abortion Again

Sweet Old Veteran Canceled On Memorial Day For Telling Dangerous Stories About Black People Being Nice

PSAKI PTIME!

Time For Fun New Game, 'Did Your Wonkette Donation Expire'!

Joe Biden Revs Up Corvette Summer For Vaccines

Shh! Attempted Whitmer Kidnapping Suspect Doesn't Want You To Know God Told Him To Do It!

How Dumb Is Matt Gaetz? Pretty F-in' Dumb!

Junior Selling Himself On Cameo Now, Please Send Money

A Doktor Of Rhetoric Examines Kyrsten Sinema's Filibuster Thoughts, Breaks Own Brain

Mike Lindell Admits He Probably Sold Trump That Pillow Of Goods About Re-Becoming President In August

Tragic Details About The Gilligan's Island Cast! Tabs, Thurs., June 3, 2021

One America News Celebrates Gay Pride By WHAT ABOUT WHITE HISTORY MONTH?

RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel Has TIMELY, URGENT COMPLAINT About ... Presidential Debates Three Years From Now?

Trump Deletes LiveJournal

In Huntington Beach, The Unsurprising Fall Of A Meathead COVID-Denying Not-Mayor

Wednesday White House Press Briefing, F*ck It, We'll Do It Live!

New Mexico Democrat Melanie Stansbury Stomps GOP Opponent. Dems In Disarray?

Tucker Carlson Thinks Vax Passport Is 'Medical Jim Crow' Against White Republican Men

Secret Service Bringing Port-a-Potties To Trump's Sh*t Palaces

Vice President Kamala Harris On Cover Of 'Forbes,' So Of Course Fox News Idiots Yelling WHABOUT IVANKA?

Andrew Giuliani's Dad Was Mayor And That Means He Can't Get COVID

Joe Biden Livin' On Tulsa Time

31 Awful Home Designs That Actually Exist When They Absolutely Shouldn't. Tabs, Wed., June 2, 2021

The Tulsa Race Massacre Was A Hundred Years Ago And Just Yesterday

Gohmert Blames Deep State For Making Him Attend QAnon Loonapalooza

Angie Died A Week Ago

A Christlike Get-Well-Soon Card For Rick Wiles, Who Survived The COVID Genocide!

Texas Dems Also Killed Crappy 'Bail Reform' Bill, Thank You Texas Dems!

Trump So Excited To Literally Actually Become President Again, In August

Dems Ready To Deliver New Mexico Special Election SMACKDOWN

Sh*t Went DOWN In Texas Lege This Weekend

Tucker Carlson Is A Garbage Human, Memorial Day Edition!

Who You Gonna Believe? Michael Flynn Or All This Video Evidence Against Him?

These Famous Reality Shows Are Actually Fake! Tabs, Tues., June 1, 2021

Insipid Cartoon Children Have Time Travel Adventure With Ronald Reagan

Memorial Day 2021: This Year Maybe The Summer Won’t Suck

Christian Lady Concerned Satanic Feminist Agenda Not Teaching Wifely Submission

Anti-Vax Creep Facing Swift Consequences For Selling Nazi-Inspired Yellow Stars

Dan Crenshaw Launches 'Woke Ideology' Whistleblower Site For Military Crybabies

May 29 In Labor History: Rosie The Riveter Eats Her Own Goddamn Sammich

Wonkette Knows The Font For Teriyaki, No, That's Not Right

Newsmax Marine Greg Kelly Had Near Miss At The Daiye Spa

Joe Manchin Real Appalled That Mitch McConnell Being *Partisan* And *Unreasonable*!

Joe Biden Has A Budget, And It's DELICIOUS.

Biden All, No, It's Cool, Making Enough To Live On Is Good Actually!

Is Georgia Getting A Fraudit Too? A Lawsplainer Of Christ, These Assh*les Again.

Ohio Bill To Ban Vax Lotteries, Free Vax Donuts, Saying 'Vaccine' Unless You Turn Around 3 Times And Spit

Amazon Welcomes Workers To 'Mental Health' Booths Of Mindfulness And Terror

Rudy Giuliani: I Didn't Mean 'Trial By Combat,' Or If I Did, I Meant Trial By Combat AT A LATER DATE!

Biden Planning Infrastructure Week *For Real*

Did ... Did Matt Gaetz Just Say We Should Use The Second Amendment On Silicon Valley?

I Almost Threw My Keurig In The Trash - Then This Happened! Tabs, Fri., May 28, 2021

What If You Had A Satanic Panic And 15 Percent Of America Came?

Big Oil's Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day

Matt Gaetz Might Run For President In 2024 If Trump's In Jail And Matt Gaetz Isn't

We Do Not Need To Give Jeff Bezos $10 Billion To Go To The Moon, Unless He Plans To Stay There

Once Again, Rage-Filled Woman-Abusing Good Guy With Gun Does Mass Shooting

Marjorie Taylor Greene VERY MAD, Might Be Hallucinating A Tiny

Trump Appointees SO MAD They Have To Pay Their Taxes. Unfair!

White House To Trump Idiots It's Firing: Cry More.

Michigan Man In Prison On Bogus 'Bite Mark' Evidence Exonerated After 31 Years

Central Park Karen Amy Cooper Is Back In The Most Predictable Sequel Ever!

Washington Post Says Joe Biden Likes Cookies And Gatorade And Being A Very Good Boy!

Here’s Why That Pasta Salad That Sat In The Sun For Hours Made Everyone Sick. Tabs, Thurs., May 27, 2021

Pillow Guy Uninvited From Republican Governors Confab Just For Being A Crazy Dick!

Michele Bachmann Thinks Liberals' January 6 ‘Theatrical Event’ Much Better Than ‘Cats’

Trump And Newt Gingrich Tease 'Contract With America' Sequel, Because 'Contracts' Are Totally Trump's Bag

AZ GOP Senate Pres. Karen Fann: Idiot, Liar, Or All Of Them, Katie?

Jesus, Pennsylvania Republicans, What Freaking Year Is This

GOP Cowards Just Wetting Their Beds Daily In Fear Of Their Unhinged Voters

Arizona Lege Cancels Secretary Of State For Failing To Love Big Lie

No Kink-Shaming, But Does Peter Doocy LIKE Getting Daily-Dick-Punched By Jen Psaki?

Politico Science Experiments: Will This GOP Lie Work? What If We Help It Along, Will It Work Then?

Manhattan DA Cyrus Vance Convenes Grand Jury To Chitchat About President Crime Spree

Ohio Republican Wants To Stop Vax-A-Million Lottery Because It’s Too Awesome

Congress On Television? There Should Be A Network For That!

Joe Manchin, Kyrsten Sinema 'Implore' Seditious Republicans To Join Bipartisan Love Train

Congratulations, Kristen Clarke! May Your Every Day At DOJ Make Tucker Carlson's Ass Itch.

People Who Need To Be Clued In ASAP! Tabs, Wed, May 26, 2021

MyPillow Guy Would Like To Invite You To A Frank Fest. No, Not Like That, You Perverts!

Marjorie Taylor Greene Still Gross, This Time About Holocaust

Newsom, Biden, Push Weird 'Disaster Preparedness' Agendas Instead Of Just Hoping For Best

Biden DOJ Keeping Trump DOJ's Secrets? Awesome.

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Gonna Make Facebook, Twitter, MySpace PAY!

If It's Tuesday, It's Probably Time For Jen Psaki To Humiliate Peter Doocy

Commerce Department Dipsh*t Tried To Run Very Own Illegal Spy Agency, Oops

What Did Paul Manafort Lie To Robert Mueller About? Exactly What You Thought.

GOP Sen. John Kennedy Wants Some Sexy Time With His Handgun

Guy Who Thinks GOP Sucks So Bad Must Not Have Met It Working For Nixon, Ford, Reagan, Bush, Bush

You Look Like A Person Who Wants To Watch A Dr. Fauci Hearing

One Million Moms Scared Kids Are Gonna Buy Sex Dolls For Father's Day On Etsy

Liz Cheney Apparently Not Voting Rights Hero Nobody Thought She Was

19 Things Only People Who Can Count To 20 Will Understand. Tabs, Tues., May 25, 2021

Madison Cawthorn Too Busy Getting Busy With Wife To Deal With The People's Business

GOP Just Can't Find Perfect Way To Ignore An Insurrection

Ron Johnson Pretty Sure Economy Will Die If People Have Enough Money To Live

14 Trump Voters Have Gazillion Terrible Things To Say About George Floyd

Republicans Fight For Sacred Prerogative Of Rich To Commit Tax Fraud

Monday White House Press Briefing, LEARN A THING!

'Big Lie' Believers Want To Take Over All Our Elections

Louisiana Cops Beat The Crap Out Of Ronald Greene, And Then He Died

Rand Paul Too Busy Being Cowardly And Selfish To Get Vaccinated

Maxine Waters Will Not Be Rolling Over On Qualified Immunity, Please And Thank You

This Post Contains No Links Or Excerpts From Trump’s Crappy Retro Blog

This Is How You're Bringing Bad Feng Shui Into Your Home! Tabs, Mon., May 24, 2021

Michael Flynn Claims Dems Invented COVID Pandemic To Steal The Election From Trump

Why Ted Cruz Doesn’t Care If You Hate Him

CNN Finally Dumps Rick 'Frothy Mixture' Santorum From Their Roster

Ammon Bundy Hates The Government So Much He Wants To Be Governor Of Idaho

How About We Don't Charge Women Who Have Stillbirths With Murder?

Let's Have A History Lesson With Marjorie Taylor Greene And Madison Cawthorn

Low-Information Republicans Ban School Mask Mandates, Because What Is 'Unvaccinated' Anyway?

Wonkette's Top 10 Is What's The Frequency Kenneth?

GOP Rep Defends Trump By Saying Insurrection Was Actually Planned In His Own Hotel Room

California Democrat: Won't Somebody Think Of Poor PG&E? No, Wait, She Means Poor PEOPLE.

Conservatives Have Some Theories On The 35 Republicans Who Voted For The 1/6 Commission

Thank Psaki It's Friday, And Yr White House Briefing

Donald Trump Still Charging Secret Service Top Dollar At Florida Trash Palace

Billy Barr Has Found The Wire Tappers, And They Were Him

Ted Cruz Hates The Troops

Oops, Arizona's Phony Election 'Audit' Made Hundreds Of Voting Machines Unsafe To Use

Stupidest Man On Internet Says Fake Joe Biden Fake Drove Fake Truck Fake Fake Fake-ity Fake Fake

Lauren Boebert Unclear On Difference Between 3400 Dead People And Zero Dead People

Is Dr. Fauci Ignoring The Natural Immune Booster That Saved President Reagan? Tabs, Fri. May 21, 2021

Chemtrail Kelli Ward Gonna Arrest Maricopa County Board, That's What She's Gonna Do

It Can't Be Cancel-Culture Because Nikole Hannah-Jones Is Black And A Lady

Tennessee Governor Just Straight Up Declaring War On Trans People

Here Are Some Names Barack Obama Calls Donald Trump When He's Feeling Saucy

If It's Thursday, Here's Your Jen Psaki!

Trump CFO Allen Weisselberg Caught Between Rock Named Tish James And Hard Place Named Cy Vance

Here, Enjoy Your Shouty Tim Ryan!

Dr. Kirstie Alley Purges Tucker Carlson's Body Thetans

Pour One Out For Old 'Zero Percent' Josh Hawley, Because That's How Many Republicans Love Him

After 100 Years, The Tulsa Race Massacre Survivors Can Still Hear The Screams

Look At These F*cking Texas White Men Banning All Your Abortions

Mitch McConnell Opposes January 6 Commission, May Now Be Open To Hanging Mike Pence

Rudy's Dipsh*t Son Announces Bid To Get Cuomo Re-Elected Governor

Small Little Things Men Do That Women Are Totally Infatuated By! Tabs, Thurs., May 20, 2021

Maddow Devoted Half Her Show Last Night To TRUUUUUUUUCK, And It Was Great

Rick Scott Terrified Trump Will Cost GOP The Senate ... Again

But If We Pay Off Black Farmers' Debt, How Will Big Banks Even Foreclose On Them?

Kevin McCarthy Real F*ckin' Bad At This, January 6 Commission Edition!

Gun-Toting Ass Will Defend Your Mansion From Pedestrians As Next Missouri Senator!

Poor Cyber Ninjas Might Not Get To Find All The Michigan Frauds After All :(

Eric Trump DESTROYS New York AG's Trump Org Criminal Probe, Just Kidding He Posted A Meme

Old Handsome President Biden Doing Coast Guard Academy Graduation, WATCH IT LIVE!

Katie Porter Literally Eviscerates Pharma Exec With Her Whiteboard, Now It's A Redboard

Gov. Greg Abbott Frees Texas From Tyranny Of Local Control, Masks During Pandemic

Pediatricians Not Loving GOP Plan To Make Pennsylvania Measles Sanctuary State

The Latest CDC Heavy Breathing Tips For Sexxxy Vaccinated People!

Another Day, Another Accused Capitol Rioter Who Can’t Shut Up About His Alleged Crimes

Old Crime Loser Hittin' The Road This Summer, Wonder What He's Runnin' From ...

Surprising Rules Presidents Have To Abide By After Leaving Office! Tabs, Wed., May 19, 2021

Biden Issues Presidential Proclamation, It Is VROOM VROOM BEEP BEEP!

Rep. Val Demings Ready To Beat Marco Rubio With His Own Water Bottle

Why Was Bill Barr's DOJ Fighting Devin Nunes's Barnyard Cow Battles For Him?

Does Laura Ingraham WANT Your Kids To Get COVID? Objectively, Yes!

NOT SHINY, NOT NORMAL: Chevron Allowed To Literally Prosecute Lawyer For Winning Judgment Against It

Kevin McCarthy Can't Support January 6 Commission If It's Gonna Be About January 6

Police Unions Starting To Almost Reconsider Letting Bad Cops Get Away With Murder

Shiny Normal Thing: Biden, Harris Release 2020 Taxes Like Weirdo Socialists!

North Carolina Judge Allegedly Tried To Kill Some Black People With His Car, Like On Purpose

Maricopa Republicans Officially OVER These Bamboo-Hunting Arizona Fraudit Idiots

Georgia Lt. Gov. Geoff Duncan Quitting To Make GOP Good Again, Aw That's Cute

Boy, This Georgia GOP Congressman Must Really Hate Tourists!

38 Facts About Mahjong Tiles You Probably Didn't Know. Tabs, Tues., May 18, 2021

DEEP STATE HUNTER BIDEN LAPTOP, Shrieks Rudy Giuliani In Letter To Real Judge

Liz Cheney's 'Revolution' Will Be Televised

Mississippi Gives SCOTUS First Shot At Taking Our Reproductive Rights Away

CBS News Poll Reveals GOP Just Anti-Democratic Cult Now. Yay!

Michael Medved Pretty Sure Noble Founders Ended US Slavery By Preserving It For Decades

Lin Wood Pretty Sure Election He Personally Lost Part Of Trump's Mysterious 4D Chess Plan

If It's Monday, Here Comes Another Week Of White House Press Briefings!

Matt Walsh Has More Sane And Normal Thoughts About People Who Wear Masks

Matt Gaetz Allegedly Snorted Coke With Escort On County Payroll, Very Classy If True!

Montana GOP AG Still Wants To Pin ‘Sex Offender’ Label On Man Jailed For Gay Sex

Scott Baio Not Charles In Charge Of Knowing What A Publicly Traded Company Is

Marjorie Taylor Greene Stalking Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Is Big Inconvenience For Meghan McCain

Celebrity Home Features So Ridiculous You'll Raise An Eyebrow! Tabs, Mon., May 17, 2021

In Which The Kid From ‘Silver Spoons’ Berates A Costco Employee Over A Mask

Kyrsten Sinema Just Wondering How Democrats Will Pass Voting Rights Bill That She’s Helping The GOP Block

Alleged Wife-Murderer Also Alleged Trump-Vote-Frauder, For Two Terrible Tastes That Are EVEN WORSE TOGETHER

What If Your Stalker Was Marjorie Taylor Greene?

BRB, Wonkette's Top 10 Has To Go Punch G_d In The Face

New York Times: ​​Joe Biden Secretly Ronald Reagan In That One Old SNL Sketch

And How Is Rep. Matt Gaetz's Friday Going?

Former Staffer Sues Colorado Congressman For Rampant COVID A**holery

It's Jen Psaki's Last White House Press Briefing! (Before The Weekend, We Are So Cruel To You)

Veritas Goons Tried To Take Out Deep State In DC Honeypot Operation, Fell On Their Asses, As Usual.

Fox CEO Loves Network's 'Center-Right' Opinion Hosts, Is Not Joking Even

A Bill To Make Louisiana 'Sanctuary State' For Fossil Fuels? Did Oil Write This?

Better Know Elise Stefanik, Your New GOP Conference Chair: She's Terrible!

BAD NEWS: QAnon Demon Healer Says Biden Dead And Clintons Dead And Tom Hanks Dead And

Your Weekly Reminder That Ted Cruz Is Full Of Chickensh*t

Way To Glas-Go, Glasgow!

Who Wants To Be A COVID Millionaire?

35+ Ungrateful Yet Funny Cats! Tabs, Fri., May 14, 2021

CDC Hereby Orders You To Go Sex Strangers In Central Park!

What Happens If OldBalls McLoser Gets Indicted? Palm Beach Has A Plan For That!

Manhattan DA Giving Out Trump Org Subpoenas Like Candy

Hooray! A Story About Elon Musk And Bitcoin Where You Don't Have To Pretend Either Makes Sense!

Marjorie Taylor Greene Being Deranged Lunatic To Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Yes, Again.

Mississippi Sending A Man To Prison For Life Over An Ounce Of Weed

Your Passionate, Lightly Rabid White House Press Briefing Livestream Starts NOW!

No Big, Trump Just Hid Major EPA Climate Report For Years. Bet It's Great News, Huh?

Sorry, Congress! Trump AG Jeffrey Rosen Just Can't Talk About His Boss Trying To Ratf*ck The Election :(

House GOP Sedition Caucus Really Showed Its Ass In Jan. 6 Hearing Yesterday

Yesterday In Labor History! Harriet Beecher Stowe's Sister Catharine Invented Housewives :/

Students For Trump Co-Founder Ryan Fournier Not Real Into Whole 'Honor Among Thieves' Thing

Joe Manchin Throws Voting Rights Under The Bipartisan Bus

Former Trump Acting SecDef Christopher Miller Is A Real Piece Of Sh*t, We Mean Work

Confidently Incorrect People Who Got Roasted For Their Ignorance! Tabs, Thurs., May 13, 2021

Anti-Maskers So Scared Of Vaxxed People, They Just Might Have To Wear A Mask!

Will Trump White House Counsel McGahn Finally Testify? Will We Get A Third Trump Impeachment?

Fox News So Sad ‘Battered’ Biden Making Them (Try To) Hit Him Again

Dipsh*t Michigan Republican Wants To Register All Fact Checkers So They Can Be Punished

GOP A-Holes Kick Liz Cheney Out Door With All The Decorum And Dignity You'd Expect

Gavin Newsom Coming To Pay Your Rent

GOP Rep. Adam Kinzinger Hasn’t Yet Begun To Dunk On MAGA Stooges Kevin McCarthy, Matt Gaetz

If These Retired Military Idiots Were Your Grandpa, You'd Take 'Em To A Neurologist

Just In Time, It's Your Daily White House Press Briefing!

The NRA Went To Texas Bankruptcy Court To Avoid New York AG, And This Judge Can't Stop Laughing!

Millions Over 50 Will Take Student Debts With Them To Hell (And Navient Will Find Them)

‘Rational’ Republicans Demand GOP Start Acting Like ‘Principled’ Party Of Reagan, Blah, Blah, Blah

WonkTV: John Kerry In Congress, Why The F*ck Not!

Live In Congress, Former Trump A-Holes Making Excuses For January 6 Capitol Attack!

WonkTV: AG Merrick Garland! DHS Sec. Alejandro Mayorkas! Domestic Terrorism Hearing!

Red States Believe Own Bullsh*t Lies About Lazy Poors, Refuse Emergency Unemployment

Liz Cheney Will Not 'Embolden The Liar'

Liar Liar Used To Be An Expression, Now It's Most People Online! Tabs, Wed., May 12, 2021

Did Trumps Bone Secret Service In More Ways Than One?

What Happens When The Next MAGA Coup Works?

QAnon Idiots Gonna Overturn All Of Arizona, That's What They're Gonna Do

Rand Paul Flogs Fever Dreams About Fauci Creating COVID

White House Press Briefing Hooray Click Here Yes

Virginia State Trooper Roughs Up, Arrests Black Woman For Driving While Not Drunk

Joe Biden Most Popular Joe Biden In History Of Joe Bidens

Mike Lindell Will Lead The Children Of The Corn To Storm The Supreme Court

HAPPY NICE TIME SIGH OF RELIEF, It Is Time To Vaxx Up Your Middle School Kids!

Rich Guy You Barely Know Wants To Be Your Next Awful GOP Governor From Virginia

Senate Debating 'For The People' Act All Day Long, And It's Gonna Be A Sh*tshow

Spend The Morning With Your Good Old Grandpa Dr. Fauci!

Kevin McCarthy Says GOP Big Tent Of Diverse Thinkers Free To Worship Trump Each In Their Own Unique Way

This Is The Correct Way To Go On Newsmax Or Fox

This Is Why No One Remembers How Drunk You Got At Your Cousin’s Wedding. Tabs, Tues., May 11, 2021

Another Accused Capitol Rioter MAYBE Bad At Crime, Caught After Bragging On Facebook

Your Sunday Show Rundown Is Conservatives In Chaos! (Again.)

GOP Rep. Adam Kinzinger Brings Receipts On What A Coward Kevin McCarthy Is

Cancel Culture Making Horses Test Positive For Drugs Now, Apparently

Former White House Trade Idiot Is Even Bigger Idiot About Dr. Fauci, COVID-19

Was Larry Klayman Too Upset After Getting Beat Down By Wonkette To Show His Face In Court?

Your White House Press Briefing Starts ... NOW!

Arizona Republicans Suddenly Realizing Recount Making Them Look Like Idiots

Florida GOP Gov. Ron DeSantis Declares Flawless Victory Over COVID-19 Restrictions

Another Guy With Gun We Won’t Regulate Kills Six In Colorado

Arizona GOP Official Pretty Sure Vaccines Turning People Into Potted Plants

Very Serious People Very Seriously Worried Why Joe Biden Still Wears A Mask

Long Haul: Truckers Tell Their Creepiest Moments On The Road! Tabs, Mon., May 10, 2021

Not Feeling Mother's Day? Celebrate 'Hooray For Buttons Day' Instead!

How Did Liz Cheney Become The Sympathetic Gangster In This GOP Gangster Movie?

Raise Less Corn, More Hell

No, Human Traffickers Are Not Using Cheese To Kidnap People

'Macho Jesus'-Loving Trump Prophet Kicked Out Of Own Church For 'Unbiblical Behavior'

Sovereign Citizen Streams Self Stealing Vial Of Vaccine, To Save Us All From 'Poisoning'

Wonkette's Top 10 Is Eating Tiny Cakes We Like

Very Seriously, Christians Demand To Know Why Joe Biden Is Cancel Culturing God!

Andrew Tate Explains Why His Girlfriend Should Make Him Coffee He Doesn't Drink

Jamie Dimon DEMANDS To Know What Congress Will Spend HIS MONEY On, And It Had Best Be Up To Snuff!

Mitch McConnell Could Work With Biden, If Only Biden Were Mitch McConnell

Tucker Carlson Pretty Sure It's Joe Biden's Fault He Wrongly Claimed 1,000s Killed By COVID Vaccine

Get Your Psaki While You Can! Today's White House Press Briefing Livestream!

It's Not About Liz Cheney, It's About The Dumpster Fire That Is The GOP

Let's All Watch Joe Biden Joesplain The Joebs!

Everything You Need To Know About The April 2021 Employment Report Wait Come Back!

California Wildfire Victim Fund Overhead Would Make Those WALL Grifters Blush!

People Are Marrying Their Friends And The Federalist Will Not Stand For It

Marjorie Taylor Greene Getting In On 'LOL! Kevin McCarthy Has BOY ROOMMATE!' Action

74-Year-Old Grandma Shocked Doctors: Forget About Botox, Do This! Tabs, Fri., May 7, 2021

The Absolutely True Story Of The Florida Homecoming Queen Hacker Mom!

Found It. Found The Most Batsh*t Response To Facebook's Trump Ban.

House Republicans Tap Mean Granny Foxx To Shiv Liz Cheney

Homeless People Just *Ruining* California For Caitlyn Jenner's Private-Plane-Owning Friends

How Is Joe Biden Fixing Student Loan Debt Today? (It's Not 'By Canceling Them.' Yet.)

Texas Gonna Ban Abortions, Let Anyone Sue Anyone Who Helps Anyone Get One

The Liberals Who Can't Quit 'The Liberals Who Can't Quit Lockdown' Stories

This Family Reunification Story Will Make You Cry, Just Accept That, OK?

Sorry About Your Breakfast, It's Time For The Josh Duggar Update

The Best Arizona Recount Lin Wood And Mike Lindell Could Buy Is Going GREAT

Joe Biden Needs Some Grey Poupon To Put On These Vaccine Patents Wait That's Not Right

How To Read Liz Cheney's Op-Ed, For The Benefit Of Glenn Greenwald And Other Idiots

Escape Into Cottagecore With These New Looks! Tabs, Thurs., May 6, 2021

Court-Ordered, Judge-Approved Things Wonkette Can Say About Larry Klayman: A List!

You're Still Paying The Secret Service To Cart Trump's Grown-Ass Hatchlings Around America. Isn't That GREAT?

How Can Employers Solve This 'Labor Shortage'? Maybe 'Decent Wages' Will Do The Trick!

Rudy Giuliani Shocked To Learn Going Rate For Doing Trump’s Dirty Work Still ‘Zero Dollars’

White House Press Briefing, CLICK HERE NOW!

Federal Judge Calls Bill Barr Liar He Is

Donald Trump Probably Pretty Glad He Started That BlogSpot Site Now

Ted Cruz Thinks The CIA Could Use A Man Like Jason Bourne Again. Those Were The Days!

Texas Loves Joe Biden More Than Texas Loves Texas Republicans

Joy Reid Just Having A Good Old Time Reminding Tucker Carlson He Ain’t Shit

Joe Biden Needs Grey Poupon To Put On His Jeff Bezos's Children Steak

Fishy Life Hacks From People With Questionable Morals. Tabs, Wed., May 5, 2021

End Times Idiot Rick Wiles Super-Psyched About Big Dumbstupids Dying Of COVID Vaccine

MyPillow Guy Mike Lindell Still Mad About This Hallucination He Keeps Having

Sweet Christ, Now Republicans Are Defending The Three-Fifths Compromise

Liz Cheney Is Through With These Fools

FDA Ready To Make 'Covid Vaccines' Latest Teen Dance Craze!

Charlie Crist Officially Running In The Anyone But Ron DeSantis For Florida Governor Race

White House Press Briefing, LEARN A THING!

​Are Kevin McCarthy And Frank Luntz K-I-S-S-I-N-G? Tucker Carlson Will Find Out!

Biden Gets It Right Finally, Raises Refugee Cap

Get Out Your Vaccine Passports, Y’all, New York Is Coming Back!

Live In Congress For The First Time, It's Attorney General Merrick Garland!

Move Over, Cardi And Lil Nas. James O'Keefe Is The REAL Sexxxxy Maker Of Sexytime Music Videos!

Florida Republicans So Mad At Florida Republicans For Making It Harder For Florida Republicans To Vote

Rudy Giuliani Asks FBI To Believe 10 Impossible Things Before Breakfast

You Won’t Believe Why There’s No Ambassador On This Consular Ship! Tabs, Tues., May 4, 2021

QAnon Lady So Mad Satan Tricking People To Believe Science Instead Of Their Guts

How Will Families Squeaking By On $500K A Year Survive Commie Biden's Tyranny Taxes?

Facebook To Announce Whether Washed-Up Ex-President Can Come Back And Incite More Riots

GOP Slavery Apologists Keep Proving Why We Need The 1619 Project

GOP Unveils Spiffy Strategy To Win Back Women Voters By Shivving Liz Cheney

Susan Collins Has Some Concerns. Again.

Herd Immunity Probably Not Happening Now, Thanks Anti-Vaxxers And Conspiracy Theorists!

GOP Sen. Roger Marshall Wishes We'd Just 'Move On' From Big Lie He’s Still Spreading

America Apparently Not Racist Country, Despite Slavery, Separate Water Fountains, Donald Trump ...

Proud Boys Canada Breaks Up With Itself After Terrorist Designation

GOP Oregon State Rep Charged With Letting Rioters Into State Capitol, Like It’s Some Kind Of Crime

5 Times In The Past 10 Years That ‘Saturday Night Live’ Was Almost Funny. Tabs, Mon., May 3, 2021

Want Your Own Business? Want Employees? Then You Have To Pay Them.

A Less Crappy, Coronavirus-Free Existence Is Just A Shot Away

Happy May Day! Let's Talk About Some Awesome Ladies Of The Labor Movement

Well Of Course Joe Manchin Won't Support DC Statehood

Kansas Lawmaker Arrested For Assaulting Student After Long Day Of Yelling At Teens About God

Colorado Brewers Create Terrible Beer To Warn Of Climate Crisis

Wonkette's Manic Pixie Dream Top Ten

Joe Biden Gives Dandelion To His Wife Because He’s Some Kind Of Monster

Josh Duggar Arrested For Child Porn, Shocking Absolutely No One

Jim Justice Didn't Think He Was Going To Need Actual Evidence To Justify Transphobic Law

South Dakota GOP Gov. Kristi Noem Gonna SUE If She Can’t Have Her Stupid Fourth Of July Fireworks

Supreme Court Considers The Case Of The Cussy Cheerleader

Florida Voter Suppression Law Not Quite As Awful As Georgia's, So Hooray?

Rudy And Ron Johnson Blew Off FBI Warnings About Russian Spies Because PFFFFFFFT DEEP STATE!

Well, This Trump Supporter's Infiltration Of An 'Antifa' Group Is Just Very Believable

Tim Scott Continues Whining About All The Racism He’s Experiencing In A Country He Doesn’t Think Is Racist

Why Did Ted Cruz And Mike Lee Vote Against Clean Water?

Time For The Gaetzgate Update: PeenerPal Pardon Edition. Featuring Guest Star Roger Stone!

Michele Bachmann Didn't Like Joe Biden's Toddler-Snatchin' Gay Zombie Apocalypse Speech AT ALL

Ryan Zinke, Horse He Rode In On Threaten 2022 Run For New Montana Congressional Seat

VALENTINE'S GIFT 20+ Insanely Cool Gadgets You'll Regret Not Getting for Him! Tabs, Fri., April 30, 2021

Rudy Giuliani's Lawyer Issued A Statement For His Client. It Is #BeBest.

Christian Dating Site Hopes To Help Alt-Right Creeps Find The Tradwife Of Their Dreams

Guess We'll Pass On Koch 'Tax Expert' Who Says Biden Will Bring 'Economic Devastation'

Tucker And Hannity Having Tough Time With This Rudy Giuliani Thing, Bless Their Hearts

Hillbilly Effigy: JD Vance Burns Strawman To Prove Universal Childcare 'Lifestyle' Bad For America

Tim Scott Very Glad To Live In A Not Racist Country Despite All The Racism He Has Personally Experienced

The Best Ideas In Joe Biden's Speech

A President Spoke Last Night

Non-Diane Actor From ‘Cheers’ ANGRY Poor Folk Won't Literally Die To Serve Her Chicken Wings

Andrew Giuliani So Mad FBI Didn't Take hUnTeR bDiDen'S laPPtOp From His Dad

40 Cheaters Who Got Caught Via Text Message! Tabs, Thurs., April 29, 2021

Let's All Watch The First Presidential Address To Congress Since 2016!

Put Down Your Chram, Rudy, The FBI's At The Door!

GOP So Sad It Can't Make You Hate Joe Biden

Louisiana State Rep: Slavery Wasn't 'Good,' But Should Schools Be So Negative About It?

Supreme Court Looks Ready To Ditch ALL Gun Laws, Won't That Be Fun?

DC Cop Michael Fanone Pretty Sick Of F*ckers Rewriting History Of January 6 Attack

If We’re Stuck With ICE, Then Sheriff Ed Gonzalez Is Solid Choice To Lead It

We Assume NRA's Wayne LaPierre And Wife Killed These Elephants For Self-Defense, To Save Country From Tyranny

Joe Biden Bringing FDR-Level Help For American Families

Hero Colorado Cops Share Laughs Over Video Of Them Beating Up 73-Year-Old Woman

Everything You Wanted To Know About Joe Biden's Speech Tonight But Were Too Dumb To Ask!

NY Post Reporter On BS Kamala Harris Story Quits, Ushering In New Dawn Of Rightwing Journalistic Integrity

Vaccine Skeptics Unsure If Shot In The Arm Worth The Hassle Of People Not Dying

50 Baby Names With A Bohemian Edge! Tabs, Wed., April 28, 2021

German Police Defuse Sex Bomb, Bavaria Safe From Explosive Orgasms

Alaska GOP Idiot Banned From Alaskan Airspace For Being Total A-Hole Idiot

Should IRS Force Millionaires To Pay Their Taxes? GOP Says That's A Big N-O!

Prager U Sings The Praises Of Great Conservative Thinker, Dr. King

Idaho Will Have None Of Your Critical Race Theory In Schools, Whatever It Is

World Hates America Little Bit Less Than Six Months Ago, Thanks Joe Biden!

Which Dumb Reporter Will Jen Psaki Vanquish Today? ALL OF THEM, KATIE!

April 27, 1944 In Labor History: FDR Seized The Sh*t Out Of Montgomery Ward

Miami Private School Will Only Employ Staff Open To Spreading COVID-19 To Kids

Census Results Only Horrible-ish. Nice ... Time?

Fox News: Why Would Kamala Harris Write Nice Thing For Kids? Must Be Some Kinda *Racket*!

Tucker Out Here Talkin' About Dudes With Their Peeners Out Again, Because That's What Masks Are To Him

Steve Scalise Refuses To Watch Joe Biden Act Like He’s President

Americans Pretty Sure More Guns The Only Answer To Gun Violence, Pandemics

Why Do Common Republicans Love Tax-And-Spend Now? Because Racism! (No, Really!)

Fox News: Did We Say Biden BANNING Delicious Cheeseburgers? We Meant ... Not That! Our Bad.

LeVar Burton Reading Rainbows, Meghan McCain For Filth About 'Cancel Culture'

Outdoor Lighting Ideas To Make Your House Look Less Haunted. Tabs, Tues., April 27, 2021

Former Congressman From 'Hee Haw' Not Comin' Back, Not That You Were Asking

Rick Santorum So Glad Pilgrims Discovered 'Blank Slate' America, Empty Of People And Culture

Arizona GOP Keeps The Big Lie Going With Very Legal, Very Cool 2020 Election ‘Audit'

If It's Monday, It's Time For Another Week Of Psaki Psmackdowns!

Oh No, Marco Rubio! Please Don't Raise Corporate Taxes! Anything But That!

Conservatives Furious Over Non-Existent Biden Plan To Deny Them Cheeseburgers

GOP Still Doesn't Know How To Quit Trump

Rep. Ted Lieu Offers Caitlyn Jenner Remedial ‘How To Government’ Lessons

Maria Bartiromo Pretty Sure Systemic Racism Fixed Now, Because 'Obama'

Church Of Holy Bleach Drinking Family Indicted (Again) For Selling Bleach As COVID Cure

Nobody Likes Joe Biden Except For Majority Of Americans

27 Things '60s Kids Did That Would Horrify Us Now! Tabs, Mon., April 26, 2021

Newt Gingrich's Heart Breaks For 'People Of Traditional Values' Traumatized By Pride Flags

In The Marvel Universe, A Black Man Can Still Change The World With A Good Speech

Megachurch Pastor: Satan Made Falwell Jr. Watch His Wife Bone The Pool Boy

Biden Becomes First US President To Say The Armenian Genocide Happened, Which It Obviously Did

DOJ Investigating Minneapolis Police, Derek Chauvin, Otherwise Doing Their Job

Texas 'Patriot' Couple Cops To Fighting Cops At Capitol Riots

Wonkette's Top 10 Is Full Of Fabulous Celebrities!

The Only Thing Worse Than A Disney Adult Is A Racist Disney Adult

Joe Biden To Turn Rich People Into Lunchmeat. Or Into Slightly Less Rich People.

Republicans Take Swing At Nancy Pelosi, Wind Up Punching Themselves In The D*ck

Brett Kavanaugh Finds Some Youths Who Don't Deserve A Second Chance: All Of Them But Him

GOP Infrastructure Counter-Offer: This Road To Nowhere!

Ron Johnson Unclear On Why *Everyone* Needs A Vaccine

Your Jen Psaki White House Press Briefing Is On Time! Wonkette's Post About It Isn't!

No, Caitlyn Jenner Is Not Going To Be California's Next Top Governor

Does The Right Seriously Think They Can Start Crying About Cardi B After Four Years of Trump?

Republicans: Jan. 6 Commission Must Investigate Black Lives Matter, Antifa, Maybe Benghazi

Puerto Rico Got Two Hurricanes And This Lousy T-Shirt

Marjorie Taylor Greene Being Dickhead Lunatic To Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Wait WHAAAAAAAT?

Outdated Style Trends Older Women Still Wear! Tabs, Fri., April 23, 2021

Ben Shapiro Got A Wood

Happy Earth Day! This Civilian Climate Corps Thing Sounds Great!

The 546,878 Dumbest, Most Racist GOP Arguments Against DC Statehood

Tennessee Passes Bill Requiring Forced Abortion Funerals, For 'Choice'

It's Climate Time At The White House Press Briefing!

Nice Time! Biden Administration Gonna Feed All The Children, Not Just The Really, Really Poor Ones

Whiny-Ass Republicans Don't WANNA Go To President Joe Biden's First Address To Congress

Florida DOE Wants To Teach Kids We Live In A Theocracy

LOL! Nikki Haley, Chris Christie Think They Could Beat The MAGA Loons In A GOP Primary

Live From Congress, It's Greta Thunberg!

ALL DAY LIVESTREAM: Watch The Climate Summit To See If Any World Leaders Fart On Zoom!

Republicans Wake From Four Year Coma And Remember They Are PASSIONATE About FEDERAL DEBT

Might Be A Good Time To Remind Y'all Of That Time Tucker Carlson Beat Up A Gay Dude In The Bathroom

8 Strange Money Moves To Make Before Tomorrow Ends! Tabs, Thurs., April 22, 2021

Matt Gaetz Is Paying For It

Is John Cornyn Still Nursing Old Dick-Punching Injury Vanita Gupta Gave Him In 2003?

Senate GOP Never Guessed Voting Law Expert Stacey Abrams Would Know So Much About Voting Laws

Val Demings Is The Next Contestant On 'Tell Jim Jordan To Go F*ck A Rake'!

New York Times Real Sad That We Can’t Make Nice With MAGA Thugs Who Want To Destroy Us

Two Red States Read The Room, Forego Punching Trans Children For A Minute

Time For Somebody To Ask Jen Psaki A REAL DUMB Question, Probably!

The Minneapolis PD's Wondrous Tale Of Kind Cops' Merciful Treatment Of Sick George Floyd

Here's The Derek Chauvin Verdict Talking Points Tucker Carlson Fed Your Racist Relatives

Swing Voters Just Aren’t That Into The GOP’s Cancel Culture War

Wanna Watch Stacey Abrams Calmly Kick Lindsey Graham's Antebellum Ass?

MyPillow Suing Voting Company Dominion For McCarthyism Or Some Sh*t, Who Knows, It's Hard To Tell

Weird Life Hacks We'd Be Better Off Without! Tabs, Wed., April 21, 2021

The Chauvin Jury Is Back. Here We Go, America.

Matt Gaetz Tried To Get Daddy Trump To Lean On DOJ To Push Big Lie All The Way Back In *June*

Mass Shootings Determined To Strike Inside US

Tyrant Joe Biden Never Lets America Go ANYWHERE

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Gather Round For Eric Cantor’s Fractured Fairy Tales About The Obama Era

Republicans Cower In Fear Of Tiny Octogenarian Congresswoman, Maxine Waters, A Very Bad Lady

LIVE: There Is Also Too An Infrastructure Week Hearing In The Senate!

If You Wanted To Watch Stacey Abrams Testify To Congress Today, You Are The Luckiest Duck!

There’s No Way In Hell Derek Chauvin Was A ‘Reasonable’ Police Officer

One America 'News' Network Fires Guy For Telling New York Times Some Actual News

Sad MyPillow Idiot Duped By Fake Donald Trump, Hilarity Ensues

This One Trick Will Make Your Tuesday Less Manic Than Monday. Tabs, Tues., April 20, 2021

MyPillow Guy Invites Ted Nugent And Michael Flynn To Self-Pity-A-Thon For Non-Functioning Website

Mike And Susan Pompeo Grifted State Department Like A Costco: Cheaply And In Bulk

Ted Cruz Being Incorrect A-Hole About Civil Rights History Again

John Boehner's Magical Historical Revisionism Book Tour!​

GOP Mad Biden Kicking Ass Just By Doing Popular Stuff Americans Actually Like

OAN Employees Real Sorry About Poisoning Your Nana's Brain, Please Stop Calling Them 'Nazis' Now?

If It's Monday, There's A White House Press Briefing Today!

Study: Evangelical Christianity Makes Men Super Insecure About Their Dicks

Republicans Don't Want Real Investigation Into Who's Responsible For Capitol Attack, HUH!

All The Cool Cops Dig Accused Teen Vigilante Kyle Rittenhouse

Illuminati Can't Stop Lin Wood From Accusing People Of Child Sex Trafficking

Florida GOP Gov. Ron DeSantis Said More Dumb Stuff About COVID-19 Vaccines

These Cheaters Were Caught Via Text! Tabs, Mon., April 19, 2021

Yoga Causes 'Psychotic Episodes,' Strokes, Hinduism, Say Alabama Christian Groups

‘America First’ Comes To GOP Wrapped In The Flag, Carrying A Burning Cross

Actor Jim Caviezel Warns Of 'The Adrenochroming Of Children,' Goes Full QAnon

Federalist Lady Very Upset Over Alleged Booty Surplus

Roger Stone Super Jazzed About MyPillow Guy's Blasphemy-Banning Free Speech Site

Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Does Not Need Your Permission To Come Aboard

Liberty University Sues Jerry Falwell Jr. For Breach Of Contract. Also Being A Gross Perv.

Derek Chauvin Is Guilty Because He Killed George Floyd, Not Because He Took The Fifth

Can Dave Ramsey Force Religious COVID Beliefs On Employees? Let's Sue And Find Out!

January 6 Oafs Had 'Quick Reaction Force' Waiting To Bring Guns To Capitol, Just In Case

Florida 'Anti-Riot' Bill Will Make It Legal To Murder Protestors With Cars

Only One Mass Shooting Yesterday, Yay Cheer!

Why Won't Biden Negotiate With GOP Moderates' Infrastructure Offer Of $8, Bag Of Dogsh*t?

Same Bat Time Same Bat Channel For Friday Press Briefing With Jen Psaki!

James O'Keefe's Dildo Lube Boat Will Tweet No More

13-Year-Old Adam Toledo Had No Gun In His Hand, Got Killed By Chicago Police Anyway

And A Little Trans Girl Shall Lead Them

At Last, Men Have Invented Pink Gloves To Protect Our Delicate Hands From Our Gross Periods

RUSSIA IF YOU'RE LISTENING: We Know What Paul Manafort's Kremlin Spy Boy Did In 2016

Expensive Mega-Mansions That Are Nearly Worthless! Tabs, Fri., April 16, 2021

Anthony Fauci, Maxine Waters, Entire World Agree: Time For Jim Jordan To STFU

Pat Robertson Is Team ACAB Now????

Oh So Now You Think TIPPING Is Sexist And Racist? Well Yes!

Joe Biden Ending Forever War In Afghanistan

LIVE IN CONGRESS, It's Michael Bolton!

LIVE: Psaki Psmackdown Pthursday!

Senate Republicans Meet Black Woman Biden Nominee, Betcha Can't Guess What Happened Next

Pro-Life Ben Shapiro Isn't Fussed About Climate Emergency Because Of Lots Of Reasons That Are Lies

Matt Gaetz Venmo History Shows Cash For 'Love Hotel,' Total Lack Of Judgment

Feminism To Blame For Daunte Wright's Death, Everything Else

Yes Masks Work, They're Still A Good Idea, Don't Be A Jerk

Nazis Need Online Platform Or World Will Become ‘Nineteen Eighty-Four,’ Says Guy Who Never Read The Book

GA Republicans So Mad Brian Kemp 'Stood By And Did Nothing' To Help Trump Overturn Democracy

Crafty Wayne LaPierre's 'Get Out Of New York Through Bankruptcy' Plan Backfires On Witness Stand

People Share The Chilling Moments They Can't Explain! Tabs., Thurs., April 15, 2021

Raise Your Hand If You Want To Go To A Party With Matt Gaetz

No, $12k Is Not Enough To Make Me Move Back to West Virginia

Judge Rules Buffalo PD Shouldn’t Have Fired Actual Good Cop Cariol Horne

Today In Labor History: Lead Smelter Protects Lady Workers By Requiring They Be Sterilized

Ohio Will Prosecute Your Doctor For Your Abortion, And Sixth Circuit Says THAT'S GREAT!

Of Course Capitol Police Leaders Knew What The MAGA CHUDs Were Going To Do, Everyone Did

Wednesday White House Press Briefing Ready Set Go!

Like 'Big Lebowski' Nihilists, CDC Cuts Off Your Johnson & Johnson. But Only For A Little Bit.

Who Wanna Hear A Buncha 'Moderate' Republicans WHIIIIIIIIIIINE About Joe Biden?

Gov. Pete Ricketts Will NOT Suffer The Little Children To Come To Nebraska

New Dad Jesse Watters Realizes Paid Paternity Leave’s A Good Thing, Also It’s 2021 Outside

LIVE: Intel Chiefs Testify To Senate, Probably Won't Even Get In Trouble With Biden Afterward

George Floyd: Weak As Kitten, Also Strong As Entirely Different Kitten

Everything's Bigger In Texas, Including How Much They'd Like To Hurt Trans Kids

Sounds Like Matt Gaetz's Yucky 'Wingman' Has Been Cooperating For A Hot Minute Now!

These Petty Revenges Had Huge Payoffs! Tabs, Wed., April 14, 2021

OK, But What About All The Times The Filibuster HELPED Pass Civil Rights? (Spoiler: There Were None)

Pentagon: White Supremacists, Rightwing Extremists Not Good Fit For US Military, Honest

Important True Update On MyPillow Guy's New MyCompanies That Will DESTROY All YourCompanies!

Oregon Secessionist Gets Meeting With Idaho Legislators On Goofball Plan For 'Greater Idaho'

Why Even Vaccine If You Can’t Immediately French Kiss Everyone At Live Sporting Event?

It's Psaki Ptuesday! With Dr. Pfauci!

Wanna Read Gaetz Buddy Joel Greenberg's Secret WhatsApps? Wait, Where Are You Going?

Trump Gears Up For Midterms By Knocking Crap Out Of Mitch McConnell

Cheer Up! Knoxville Didn't Have Deadly School Shooting, Just A Deadly Shootout *At School*

Minnesota Cop Who Shot Daunte Wright Just Couldn’t Tell Difference Between Taser, Gun, Random Banana

Conservatives: When We Said Corporations Are People, We Didn’t Mean They Could Disagree With Us

Time For More Bad COVID-19 Advice From Your Favorite Senate Idiot, Rand Paul!

Texas Sen. John Cornyn: Why Can't Joe Biden Be An Abusive Lazy Assh*le Like The Last Guy?

The 17 Most Impressive Heirloom Tomatoes For Your Salad. Tabs, Tues., April 13, 2021

Senate Republicans Present Participation Trophy To President Needy McLoserpants

Trump Prophet Worships Macho Jesus Who Would Kill You As Soon Look At You

GOP Throwing Everything At Wall Just To See What Works

Minnesota Cops Shoot 20-Year-Old Black Man At Traffic Stop. We’re So Tired Of This Sh*t.

Josh Hawley Once Again Doing Good Thing For Bad Reason

Matt Gaetz Wrangles Invite To Doral, But Gets No Love From Daddy Trump :(

Monday White House Press Briefing, Let's Do This!

Maryland Cops Will Now Have To Settle For Same Old Bill Of Rights As Rest Of Us

White Supremacists Had A Party And No One (Except Counterprotesters) Showed Up

President Lost Cause Lets RNC Pay 100 Grand To Hear Him Whine About Mitch McConnell

Arkansas Bill Would Let Bigots Sue For Pain And Suffering If They See Trans People In Public Bathrooms

Michele Bachmann, Ted Cruz Real Mad John Boehner Said Those Mean True Things About Them

These Liars Were Caught In The Act Online! Tabs, Mon., April 12, 2021

Oh No, Nancy Reagan Will Absolutely Not Be Getting An 'AIDS Activist' Edit

Virginia Cops Not Even Sure Black Army Lives Matter

Arkansas House Passes Bills To Let Teachers Teach Creationism, Bully Trans Students

Yay! New Mexico Will Now Let Victims Of Police Brutality Sue The Police

Pillow Man Hires Private Eyes To Solve Mystery Of Why He's Not On Fox News Anymore

Wonkette's Top 10 Is Bottomlessly Assh*lish!

Suck It, COVID: Suicides Actually Decreased In 2020

Ammon Bundy Gets Big Dumb Self Arrested Twice In Two Hours, No Kink-Shaming

Laura Loomer Gonna Get Holocaust Tattoo Because Twitter Ban Is The Holocaust

Amazon Workers Voted Against Unionizing, But It's Not Over Yet

Politifact Just Glitching Like Robocop Enforcement Droid 209 Shooting That Poor Guy Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew

It's Your Friday White House Press Briefing, With Jen Psaki And Psete Psbuttigieg!

Matt Gaetz Venmo Receipts Totally Legal, Totally Cool

Capitol Riots Made Joe Manchin Realize We Must Never Do Anything Republicans Don't Like

Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity Show Us Hunter Biden's Prime-Time Squirtle

PragerU Wants Your Kindergartener

WHERE ARE THEY NOW: Alabama GOP Weirdo Who Yearned For Less Buttsex, More 'Gunsmoke' On TV

Tennessee Legislators Propose Bill To Ban First Amendment FOR FREEDOMS

Disastrous Interior Design Choices That Left Us Speechless! Tabs, Fri., April 9, 2021

Sounds Like Matt Gaetz's Buddy Joel Greenberg 'Bout To FLIIIIIIIIIIIIP!

Ted Nugent Demands To Know Why We Didn't Shut Down For COVIDs 1-18

North Carolina Republicans Going To Hell For Real This Time

Fox News So Mad Kamala Harris Eatin' Snacks Instead Of Personally Hurling Migrants Into Mexico

Tucker Carlson Thwarted Once Again By Google Machine, Dictionaries

Thursday White House Press Briefing, Live On Wonkette TV!

Joe Biden Coming For Your Guns So He Can Do Hitler Stuff, Probably

Corporations Won't Even Pay Trumpers Millions Of $$$ To Do Jack Sh*t, Is That Even Legal?

Matt Gaetz And Dr. Handjob Went To The Bahamas For WHAT? Allegedly?

Janet Yellen Gonna Eat Rich With Nice Chianti By Taxing Corps 28% Which Is 3 Points Higher Than 25%

Georgia GOP Lt. Governor: Yeeeeeah, This Is All Because Of Rudy Giuliani's Bullsh*t

GRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFT!

Joe Biden Gonna Job The Sh*t Out Of You!

Your State's Biggest Stereotype In One Pic! Tabs, Thurs., April 8, 2021

Jordan Peterson: If The Red Skull Fits!

MAGA A-Holes Purge Almost- Normal Establishment A-Holes From South Carolina GOP Leadership

Mitch McConnell: Did I Do That?

National Review Guy, 2014: Why Not Hang Abortion-Havers? Same Guy, 2021: Is Voting Even Good?

Don't Think John Boehner Likes That Loser Trump Guy Very Much

Voters Sure Do Love Biden, Democrats’ Radical ‘Don’t Let Us Starve’ Agenda

Rudy's Dumb Kid Gonna Challenge NY Gov Andrew Cuomo, You Bet

Tucker: Capitol 'Insurrectionists' Just Nice Old Folks Wanting To Chat With Representatives

White House Press Briefing Ready Set Go!

Study: January 6 Rioters About As Racist As Any Other Trump Mob

Matt Gaetz Tried To Get Trump To Pardon Him For, You Know, Whatever

Republicans Just Lying Their Asses Off About Colorado Voting Laws

Arkansas Lawmakers Ain't Gonna Let Some So-Called 'Veto' Stop Them From Hurting Trans Kids

GOP Governors Take A Pass On Those Satanic Vaccine Passports

Kyrsten Sinema: If It's Broke, Don't Fix It!

Disappointing Photos Show What Cruise Ships Actually Look Like! Tabs, Wed., April 7, 2021

Eric Trump's Wedding Planner Earns Four-Year Ban From 'Government' 'Service,' Like She Cares About Either

Rep. Alcee Hastings Of Florida Dies, Probably Of Cancer And Not All The Rest Of This Sh*t

Mitch McConnell Warns Corporate Citizens To Shut Their Mouths, For Their Own Good

Oh No, Greg Gutfeld's Humor Train Has Pulled Into The Station

Another Day, More Evidence That Derek Chauvin Brutally Killed George Floyd Just Like We Saw With Our Eyeballs

Senate Parliamentarian Lets Dems Get Down, Funky, Pass Some Bills

Time For The Daily PSAKI SMACKDOWN!

NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre Blames Murdered Children For Mega-Yacht Trips, But Only Because He Is Lying

That Time Matt Gaetz Stood Up For Floridians' Sacred Right To Revenge Porn

You Wouldn't Like GOP House Candidate Sery Kim When She's Racist

Arkansas GOP Governor Does ... Good Thing? Wait That Can't Be Right.

Dr. Drew Worried COVID Passports Could Lead To Requiring Other Vaccines For International Travel

You Won’t Believe How Well Decorated This Billionaire’s Penthouse Is! Tabs., Tues., April 6, 2021

Matt Gaetz Is Not A Criminal Sex Monk, OK?

‘No Coke, Pepsi’ For Georgia GOP Voter Suppression Snowflakes

CEOs Admit Minimum Wage Raises Actually GOOD For Business!

Oh Hey, White House Press Briefing!

Top Minneapolis Homicide Cop Pretty Sure Derek Chauvin Could've Refrained From Killing George Floyd Entirely

GOP Not So Sure President Biden Has Mandate To Exist As A Democrat

LIVE: Former Matt Gaetz Staffer Doing Press Conference For SOME Reason!

Trump Lawyer Jenna Ellis Accuses Pastor-Senator Raphael Warnock Of 'Heresy.' That's It, That's The Joke.

Surprise! Trump Campaign Grifters Invented Coolest New Way To Separate Fools From Their Money

GOP Very Confused How Taxing Rich A-Holes Pays For Infrastructure

Mike Huckabee, Go F*ck Yourself

These Blind Date Horror Stories Prove Love Isn't Blind! Tabs, Mon., April 5, 2021

It’s Easter! Now, Stay Home Until Everyone's Vaccinated.

Amazon Admits Pee Bottles Are A Thing, Not Denying Union-Busting Either

America-Hating Republicans Cancel Baseball For Loving Voting Rights Too Much

The Right's Latest Assault On Pizza: Trump 'Accidentally' Sanctioned Random Italian Restaurant

Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is Washing Its Hair!

John Boehner Reflects On Congress, Tradition, Bottomless Assholery Of Ted Cruz

Oh, No, Please Don't Make Us Run Against The Senate's Dumbest Republican Again!

Joe Biden Makes America Jobs Again

Jesus Guy: Trump Still President Because Prophets Can't Be Wrong

Put Away That Waki Tabaki, Here's Jen Psaki!

Mitch McConnell Will Allow No Infrastructuring On His Watch

Guess Which Congressman Paid For Sex Via CashApp? Allegedly!

Cop Supervisor Says Derek Chauvin Should Have Stopped Killing George Floyd When Floyd Stopped Moving

Usual Bunch Of Dipwads Still Mad About Vaccine Passports

Jen Psaki's Got Your 'Tone' Right Here, Buddy

Lose Friends And Alienate People With This $623 Anti-COVID-Vax Bootcamp!

Tucker Carlson Fears Canada's COVID Gulags May Come To America!

Cover Your Eyes, It's Your FIRST Matt Gaetz Wienerpecker Update Of The Day!

DIY Projects That Are More Don't Than Do! Tabs, Fri., April 2, 2021

Everybody Hates Matt Gaetz, TROJAN 'BARESKIN' CONDOM Edition!

America's Favorite Congress Troll Gonna Ban Dr. Fauci Or Some Crap

'Transformed Wife' Still Under Impression Duggars Good Role Models For Your Children

Yay Biden Judges!

Ben Shapiro And 'Fox & Friends' Having Privileged White A-Hole Contest About Voter Suppression

Are These So Called 'Roads' And 'Bridges' Even Infrastructure, Joe Biden?

Texas Senate Votes To Punish Wind, Solar For Blackouts Caused By Coal, Oil, Nuclear

Innocent Man Spent 22 Years In Prison Because Teen Didn't Want To Tell His Dad He Bought Drugs

Here Comes Your Thursday White House Press Briefing!

OK, Who's Writing The Matt Gaetz Screenplay, Because This Sh*t Is WILD

Manhattan DA Really REALLY **REALLY** Wants To 'Ask Allen Weisselberg' About Trump's Dirty Moneys!

Mazie Hirono Did Not Come Here To Make Friends

Wisconsin Supreme Court Strikes Down Governor's State Of Emergency Because He Is A Democrat

Derek Chauvin Trial Continues To Be Hard To Watch

Joe Biden Says Hi To Trans People, Hiiiiii, Doesn't Even Try To Ban Them From All The Things!

Neighbor Cuts Down Man's Tree, Man Bankrupts Him. Tabs, Thurs., April 1, 2021

Coke, Delta Look At PISSED OFF Georgians, Get Some OId-Time Voting Rights Religion

Poppy Gaetz Weighs In On Alleged Dickstortion Plot Against Idiot Son

Mitch McConnell Does NOT Want To Kill His Own Voters? How Can He Even Lead A Death Cult Then?

G. Gordon Liddy F*cks His Last Rat

Hope Y'all Are Sitting Down: Jim Jordan Is On Team Matt Gaetz!

Almost Today In Labor History: The Hawk's Nest Tunnel Disaster, 1931

Minneapolis Firefighter Genevieve Hansen’s Testimony All But Convicted Derek Chauvin

GOP Memo 'Splains Losing House, Senate, White House A Beautiful 'Gift', Like Herpes, That Keeps On Giving

Everybody Hates Matt Gaetz And His Stupid Large Face

Michigan Winning COVID-19 Surge Sweepstakes Like A Common Florida

WaPo Fact Checker Gives Joe Biden Stern Talking-To, All The Pinocchios

TFW Not Even Tucker Carlson Is Buying Matt Gaetz's Sh*t

Florida Republicans Introduce New Georgia-Inspired Voter Dehydration Law

Army Dad Snaps Pic Of Woman's Cart, It Goes Viral! Tabs, Wed., March 31, 2021

Politico Saw Connor And Ashley Making Out After Third Period

Some A-Hole Beat Up An Old Asian Woman In Midtown NYC. Can We Admit There’s A Problem Now?

Joe Biden Gonna Give All The Fishies Offshore Wind Cancer

Matt Gaetz Getting So Bored Of Congress, Wants To Go Where All The FUN Lunatics Are!

It's The March Madness Tournament Of Who Can Hurt Trans Kids The Most, And Arkansas's In The Lead!

I Went To Capitol Insurrection And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt And Also Arrested

Derek Chauvin Viciously Killed George Floyd But He’s A Cop So This Can Go Either Way

Watch Your White House Press Briefing! Learn Things!

GOP Decries Vaccine Passports As Satanic Hitler Badges

CDC Director: Shark's Still Out There, Could We Not Open Beaches Just Yet?

Koch A-Holes CAN'T BELIEVE Americans *Against* 'Billionaires Secretly Buying Elections'!

Ben Shapiro Wants To Know Why Two Criminal Teenage Girls Aren't On Trial For Killing George Floyd?

Someone's Upset

Even Trump's Weirdo Supreme Court Like 'You Want Us To Rule On Hillary's Emails? What? Why? Go Away'

Can Your Spouse’s Sushi Preferences Reveal If They’re Cheating On You? Tabs, Tues., March 30, 2021

Pillow Grifter Timeline Update: Trump Will Now Be President In August

You Definitely Don’t Know What Lynching Is If You Think Sharon Osbourne Was Lynched

If It's Sunday, Chuck Todd Is Still So Bad At This

Ted Cruz Still Country's Biggest A-Hole, Border Photo-Op Edition

Trump Stumbles Into Wedding, Gives Incoherent Toast To Himself

How About A Nice Monday White House Press Briefing?

Parler Snowflakes Melt Into Rage Puddles After Site Narcs Them Out To Deep State FBI

If Florida’s A Preview Of The National COVID-19 Trend, We’re Screwed

Michigan GOP Chair Says Burn The Witches About Gretchen Whitmer And Others, He Seems Nice

May All Our Shoes Be Satan Shoes

Trump Had Perfect Call With Dr. Birx Last Year About COVID-19. It Was Creepy.

Try 20 Incontinence Pads For Only $2.49! Tabs, Mon., March 29, 2021

Oh Boy, We Need To Talk About This GRINCH Act, Because It Is ... Well, It's Something.

​Coca-Cola Doesn’t Care About Your Voting Rights, They Care About Money

Conservatives Cancel Shampoo, Take Bold Stand Against Letting Trans Kids Wash Their Hair

Chief Trump Immigration Nazi Starts ACLU, The MAGA Version

Sean Hannity Shares Weird Fantasy Of A Gun-less Seth Meyers Experiencing A Home Invasion

Wingnuts Outraged: There Is A Black Muppet Meteorologist And His Kid At The End Of This Book!

Wonkette's Top 10 Is Fine You Guys I Am Sorry I Worried You!

Mike Flynn's Family Sues CNN For Airing Them Shouting Q Slogans Like Some Kind Of Qooks!

Baked Alaska Too Holy For GPS Monitor, And Other Capitol Riot Tales From The Week!

John Roberts Tells Cops They Can't Even Shoot Somebody Who Didn't Do A Crime, Like What?

If It's Friday, We Forgot Jen Psaki's White House Press Briefing!

Very Concerned Republicans Make Run To Border To Find Facts, Photo Ops

How Are We Forcing Tucker Carlson To Be A Fascist This Week?

Georgia GOP Makes Damn Sure They'll Be Able To Find Those Republican Votes In 2022

Poor Lauren Boebert Living In Constant Fear Of Hammer Murderers

US Could Have Saved Almost 400,000 Lives, But Think Of The Ragin' Parties We'd Have Missed

Amazon Denies Pee Bottles A Thing, Surprising Drivers Who Have Definitely Peed In Bottles

You Know What Else Trump Administration F**ked Up? Kids At Border, That's What

World's Dumbest Republicans Leave World's Dumbest Yelp Reviews For Biden's First News Conference

Details You Didn't Know About Bret Michaels! Tabs, Fri., March 26, 2021

A WEAKSADLOWENERGY Wonkette Moneybeg Because We're Fine Really But We Need Money Every Month, Not Just Some

Joe Biden Neglects To Do Tight 20 On Toilet Pressure In Presser, Instead Says Facts, True Things, Kindness

MN Supreme Court: It's Not Rape If Unconscious Woman Drank Voluntarily

Severely Conservative Judge Giveth Olde-Timye Historye Lesson, Ruleth Hawai'i May Kicketh NRA In Ballocks

Liveblogging President Biden's First News Conference FINALLY JESUS GAAAAAAAH

Good Lord These Poor Journalists Trying To Make Thing Happen

Laura Ingraham OUTRAGED The Military Wants To Weed Out 'Traditionalist' Volk Like ... Neo-Nazis

LIVE: Mr. Alphabet, Mr. Google, Suckabuck And Dorky Tell Congress About Their MyPillow Crimes!

Hospital Chief Quitfired After Vaccinating Chicago Trump Tower Staff Instead Of Poors

Pete Buttigieg Tells Congress Which Things Go BEEP BEEP! A Wonkette TV Livestream!

Politico Found Hunter Biden's Gun, It Was In The Dumpster

First Openly Trans Nominee Confirmed By Senate, F*ck Youuuuuuuu Rand Paul!

If You See Something (Texas National Guard Doing Kidnaps), Do Something (Run Troops Off Road, Hold At Gunpoint)

Marjorie Taylor Greene Pals Around With Insurrectionists, Allegedly!

Biden Names Kamala Harris President Of Immigration

Cheese Plates From Nice You Can Find On Etsy: Some Advantages Of Having A Cheese Board! Tabs, Thurs., March 25, 2021

Cindy Hyde-Smith Is A Mississippi Goddamn Moron

Meghan McCain: But Are Asian American TV Hosts Even Senators' Daughters?

Judge A Mite SO FREAKING MAD At Looselips McGillicuddy Here Blabbing About Jan. 6 Charges

Internet's 'This F*cking Guy' For Today Is 'This F*cking Law Professor Simpering About Paternity Leave'

Utah Governor Gonna Pry The Porn Out Of State's Cold, Sweaty Hands

There Goes VP Kamala Harris, Murdering The Troops By Not Saluting Them Again

Oakland Gets Its Universal Basic Income (Pilot Program) On!

Wednesday White House Press Briefing! You Watch!

Yes, Marjorie Taylor Greene, We Really Do Want To Take All Your Guns :)

Georgia Gonna F*ck Rudy Giuliani Up Too, Maybe?

MyPillow Guy's New Unhackable FacePlace Gonna Stick It To Fox News, Which Is 'In On It'

Look Around, We Got A Labor Secretary Busting His Balls Doing A Lot Of Sh*t Work You Take For Granted

LET THE PEOPLE VOTE! Senate Debates For The People Act, On Wonkette TV!

Yes, Cops Kept Innocent Man In Cuffs While His Wife Died Inside Atlanta Spa *But He Wasn't White*!

Senate Not Sure 90 Percent Public Support Good Enough Reason For Easiest Gun Control Measure

GA SecState Brad Raffensperger Just Cold Dunking On Sidney Powell Now

Times People Saw Entitled People Behaving Badly And Had To Act! Tabs, Wed., March 24, 2021

The Day I Gave The Sh*ts To 'Fox & Friends'

Even Republicans Mostly Fine With LGBTQ People Now, So PASS THE DAMN EQUALITY ACT

Ted Cruz Wants ACTION* On Gun Violence! *Action Literally Meaning Thoughts, Prayers

Give Joe Biden An Infrastructure Week And He'll Build Back Better For Decades

NCAA Can't Sanitize Filthy Treatment Of Female Basketball Players In COVID Bubble

Typical Dad Matt Gaetz Shares Life Hacks For Parenting Grown Men During Pandemics

'New York Times' Thought We Needed To Read Bret Stephens Whitesplaining Hate Crimes To Asian Americans

Louis DeJoy To Fix Postal Service He Broke By Declaring 'Crappy' Same As 'Good'

No Reasonable Person Would Take Trump Lawyer Sidney Powell Seriously, Say Sidney Powell's Lawyers

Another Well-Regulated Asshole With AR-15 We Won’t Ban Kills 10 In Boulder, Colorado

Have A F*cking Donut

WONKETTE TV: Senate Debates Gun Violence. Seems Pertinent Right About Now.

GOP Wizard Geniuses Know DC Can't Be State, You Can't Even Buy A Miata There!

40 Cooking Hacks That’ll Make You Ask, ‘Why Don’t I Just Buy An Oven?’ Tabs, Tues., March 23, 2021

Mitch McConnell Pretty Sure Kentucky Gets To Veto Whatever Majority Of Americans Want

Looks Like Rich People Owe Us Some Money

COVID-19 Surge Says ‘Not So Fast!’ To New Jersey’s Reopening Plans

Chuck Todd And Pals Very Distracted By Totally Real, Non-Imaginary 'Border Crisis'

Conservatives Aren't Skeptical Of Government, They're Skeptical Of Altruism

GOP Rep. Jody Hice Just The Guy To Keep Georgia Elections Safe From Democratic Voters

QAnon Supporter Attacks Army Reservists With Paintballs 'For America'

Monday White House Press Briefing! You Watch!

Who Needs Leaks When Federal Prosecutors Can Just Blab To '60 Minutes' About Capitol Riot Investigation?

WONKETTE LIVE TV: Congress Debates Making DC The 51st State!

Lauren Boebert Says The Left Hates Women Because She's Every Woman, We Guess

Conservatives Would Hate If Atlanta Shooter’s Hate Crime Was Considered Hate Crime

Trump Going Full 'Sunset Boulevard,' Gonna Start Own Social Media Platform Now

It’s Spring Break In Miami! Take Some COVID-19 Home With You!

Doctors Share Their 'They Didn't Teach THAT In Medical School' Moments! Tabs, Mon., March 22, 2021

Foiled Again! Tomi Lahren Exposes Plan To Secretly Replace Biden With Harris

Republican Patriots Pretty Sure Russian Dictator Can Wipe The Floor With Crappy Old POTUS

Trump Too Busy Dealing With Mar-a-Lago COVID Outbreak To Be Inaugurated As President Today

Heritage Foundation Determined To Stop American Liberals From 'Canceling' The British Monarchy

Tony Perkins: God's Gonna Unleash Some Real Harsh Judgment On America Over Biden's Policies

Wonkette's Top 10 Is UGLY MEAN Ma!

Come Watch President Old Handsome Joe Biden And Madam VP Kamala Harris In Atlanta!

Welcome, Madam Secretary! Both Of You!

Dr. Fauci Heroically Refrains From Rand-Paul's-Neighboring Rand Paul

Some In North Carolina Think Sending 6-Year-Olds To Court For Picking Tulips Might Be Bad

Republicans As Thoughtful As Ever On Immigration

Gentleman Ted Cruz Graciously Allows HHS, CIA To Fill Top Jobs, With Biden Nominees Even!

Newsmax Wingnuts Sad 'The Blacks' Keep Acting Like Racism Is Thing That Exists

Hey, America, How About We Feed All The Kids In School? We Should Do That!

There's A Reason No One Is Asking Town Hall Dot Com For Abortion Advice

Biden Administration Drives Stake Through Heart Of Medicaid Work Requirements

Senile Hologram Doesn't Even Know He's President! Or Something!

One Hit Wonders From The '90s Everyone Forgot! Tabs, Fri., March 19, 2021

Texas Rep. Pretty Sure Hearing On Anti-Asian Violence PERFECT Place To Call For Lynchings

Are COVID Relief Checks Making Us MUUUURDERERS? Fox Business: F*ck It, Nothing Matters, Why Not

TN Republicans Want To Cancel Historical Commission For Canceling First KKK Grand Wizard

Alaska GOP Cancel Cultures Lisa Murkowski For Bullying Donald Trump, Not-Bullying Deb Haaland

LOL Putin Maaaaaad At Joe Biden

EXCLUSIVE WONKETTE TV LIVESTREAM OF WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING!

Marsha Blackburn Thought Yesterday Was A Great Day To Yell About China

Waaait A Minute, You Mean The 'Pennsylvania Post Office Frauded All The Ballots' Was A LIE????

You! Watch Raphael Warnock's First Senate Speech RIGHT NOW!

Sounds Like Cop Who Told Us About Atlanta Shooter's 'Bad Day' Maybe KIIIIINDA Racist!

Watch Congress Discuss Violence Against Asian-Americans. Seems Important!

Congressmen Won't Give Capitol Police Medals Because Resolution Too Mean To The Terrorists

Pro Tip: When Doing Vaccinations To Help The Governor's 2022 Campaign, Always Discuss ​It In Text Messages

Why This Hall & Oates Video Sparked Outrage! Tabs, Thurs., March 18, 2021

Who Wants To Hear About Atlanta Shooter's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day?

Trump Gonna Class Up Miami With Slot Machines KA-CHING!

If It's Wednesday Afternoon, It's White House Press Briefing Time!

Cancel-Cultured MyPillow Alan Dershowitzes The RICOs! If You Understood That, Please Get Help.

Red States Can't Use COVID Relief To Cut Taxes? Well F*ck A Duck!

How Many Rudy Giulianis Does It Take For Russia To Steal An Election For Trump?

Biden Gonna Take Filibuster Behind Gym, Beat Holy Hell Out Of It!

Texas ENRON-ized Its Energy Market And Now Everyone Is Bankrupt ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Okay, Who Told The Wingnuts About The Help For Black Farmers

Time For Vaccine Chat, With Dr. Fauci And Badass New CDC Director Rochelle Walensky!

Marjorie Taylor Greene #SnackAttacked By National Guard, And Kevin McCarthy Is FURIOUS

Biden Finally Giving Press Conference, But He Told Everybody About It, Like A Sucker!

Put Vinegar On Bread And Leave It In Your Garage, Here's Why! Tabs, Wed., March 17, 2021

Mitch McConnell Says GOP Gonna Be REAL DICKS If Dems Kill Filibuster, FOR FIRST TIME EVER

Biden Promotes Eugene Vindman After Trump Sh*tbirds Tried To Bury Him

Lockdown-Mad Joe Biden Will Imprison Us All In Our Homes, Claim GOP Liars Who Lie

Ammon Bundy Arrested For Being Idiot Again

Kevin McCarthy Knows A Secret About Eric Swalwell And Chinese Spy, But SHHHHH IT'S CLASSIFIED!

Dr. Birx Accepts That You’ll Never Stop Reminding Her About The Goddamn Bleach

Kevin McCarthy Lying About Terrorists At The Southern Border? UNPOSSIBLE!

Shiny WONDERFUL Thing! Deb Haaland Is Boss Of Interior, You!

Probably Not A Great Idea To Have (Alleged) Nazis Guarding The US Capitol From Nazis

Biden CDC Director Unf*cking Agency From Trump Years, Thank God

Tucker Carlson And Candace Owens Saw A Wet 'A'-Word 'P'-Word, And They Are MAD

Here’s What Aliens Did To You During That Hour You Lost On Sunday! Tabs, Tues.,March 16, 2021

GOP Senator John Barrasso Is An A-Hole Again

Jared Kushner Pens Love Letter To MBS In Wall Street Journal

Guess We’ll Never Know What Killed Brian Sicknick, It Will Just Be A Mystery!

Desperate Milo Tries To Shock Us All By Opening 'Ex-Gay' Torture Center

Disgraced Former GOP Gov. Eric Greitens Thinks Missouri Maybe Ready For Senator Grosser Than Josh Hawley

Frank Luntz Knows Who Turned Republicans Against COVID Vaccine, And It Is Joe Biden

Go, Go, Gadget White House Press Briefing!

Ted Cruz Sends Stern Letter To Military Demanding They Stop Being Mean To Poor Tucker Carlson

These Louisiana State Troopers Even More Violently Racist Than You Might Expect, Allegedly!

Candace Owens: All Classes Canceled Across America, Except 'How To Hate White People'

Beltway Media Whining About Thing, And It Is WHAR JOE BIDEN?

Republicans Just Love All The Cool Stuff In COVID-19 Bill They Voted Against

The Only Cheap Mixed Drinks You Should Be Ordering At A Bar! Tabs, Mon., March 15, 2021

Proud Boy Who Maybe Pepper Sprayed Cops At Capitol Riots Done In By Chatty Girlfriend

Oklahoma Racist Claims Diabetes Made Him Call High School Girls The N-Word

Don't You Dare Suggest This Federalist Co-Founder Tweeted 'Mommy Milky' Or He Will Sue!

Ron Johnson: Capitol Riots Would Have Been Scary If Led By BLM Instead Of Law-Abiding Insurrectionists

Lara Trump Helps Dog Rescue Give Away $2 Million ... To Her Father-in-Law

The Harassment Cuomo Has Admitted To Is Bad Enough That He Should Resign

Wonkette's Top 10 Is ... Is It 'Happy'?

51 Days In, Biden Administration Turns UGLY MEAN

Guess Which Former President Passed Around Naked Lady Pics At A Shiva?

It's Your Biden Immigration Roundup But Not Like 'Rounding Up' Immigrants. So Mostly Yay.

Alabama Kids May Soon Do Yoga In Gym Class, So Long As They Don't Learn Any Sanskrit

Former Acting SecDef Blames Trump For Riot, Blames Self For NOTHING

It's Your Friday White House Press Briefing, Which We Remembered This Time!

The Federalist Wants To Know How Dems Plan To Force People To Stay Friends With Bigots

Joe Biden Does Bill Pullman Speech From 'Independence Day,' It Is A Pretty Good Speech!

Why Won't Anyone Compromise Anymore, GOP Sen. Roy Blunt Whines On Way Out Door

Trump President Of Heaven Now, Says QAnon Prophet Guy

Rep. James Clyburn: Give EVERYBODY Net!

American Troops Deploy Combat Boots Directly Up Tucker Carlson's Ass

People Whose Luck Levels Are Below Zero! Tabs, Fri., March 12, 2021

President Biden Signs COVID Relief Bill Without Sharpie, Does That Even Count?

BREAKING: MyPillow Guy Mike Lindell Gonna Print YouTubes In Newspapers, Or??? (Unclear)

This Horrible Panda Express Story Is Why BS 'Self-Improvement Seminars' Need To Be Regulated

Who Wanna Watch Democrats Yell At Garbage Human Louis DeJoy?

All Legitimate Living Former Presidents Tell America To GET STICKED, With The COVID Vaccine!

MAGA Rioter Wants To Be Tried In Texas Because DC Is Prejudiced Against Racists

GOP 'Party Of Working Class' Has Brand New Shiny Idea: No Taxes For Dead Twenty-Millionaires!

Let's Watch Jen Psaki Do COVID Relief Bill Victory Laps!

American Rescue Plan Rescuing Child Care, Too!

Trump Did A Perfect Call Again

Wingnut Pastor Knows What Heaven Is Like, And It Suuuuuucks

Stacey Abrams: Who Needs The Filibuster When You Can Have An Actual Democracy?

Kevin McCarthy COVID Floor Speech One For The Scrapbooks, If You Keep Scrapbooks Of SHOCKING LIES

Shirtless Geraldo Says Royal Family Racist, He Might Run For Senate, OK Byeeeeeee!

Hilarious Headstones That Will Make You Chuckle! Tabs, Thurs., March 11, 2021

America, We Have A Damn Attorney General

Oh, Noes! How Will Biden Sell This Wildly Popular Bill That Gives People Money?

Del. Stacey Plaskett Begs To Differ With This Idiot's Stupid Racist Thoughts On Black Families

And Now, Fox News Will Cry A Bunch About The Racist Birds From 'Dumbo' Getting Canceled

GOP Can’t Figure Out How To Make Joe Biden Black, A Woman Or Both

Just The American Rescue Plan Fixing Obamacare Premiums And Medicaid Expansion, No Big

Insert Hilarious Headline About Today's White House Press Briefing!

Trump Might Be More F*cked In Georgia Than We Knew

Amazon Screwing Public Libraries Now? Is There Anything Those A-Holes Can't Do?

Filibuster? Joe Manchin Doesn’t Even Know Her.

Watch The House Debate Biden's Huge COVID Relief Bill Before They SEND YOUR DAMN MONEY

House Dems Coming For Your Guns Again, If You Have Any Left After Obama

Milo Finds Platform Desperate Enough To Take Him: The 'Ex-Gays'

Tom Cotton Is A Flaming Garbage Racist, Thank You For Coming To Our TED Talk

Really? Tim Ryan? Well Sh*t, Okay!

Five Things You Might Not Know About Marie Antoinette! Tabs, Wed., March 10, 2021

BREAKING: President Biden Won't Be Signing Your Stimulus Checks. Because He's Not A Grifting Narcissist.

Fox News COVID Messaging Weirdly Incoherent, But All Of It Says You Should Just Go Die

GAH F*CK, Here's Your White House Press Briefing, Better Late Than Never!

Nice Time! Nearly A Quarter Of American Adults Have Had At Least One Rona Shot. Hugs To Come.

Conservatives Pretty Sure Meghan Markle Lying About Historically Upstanding Royal Family

Tucker Carlson Filled With White Pride Over Deb Haaland's Scandinavian Heritage

Who Else Is COVID Relief Bill Helping? Black Farmers, Finally!

Trump And RNC Kiss And Make Up After Party Books Fundraiser At Mar-a-Lago. What A Coincidence!

How Much Racist Misogyny Can Rep. Paul Gosar Pack Into A Single Tweet?

Trump In New York Until Today, In Case Any NY Authorities Are Feeling Arrest-y

Pillow Salesman Willing To Lessen Sentences Of 'Election Criminals' If They Confess To Him

Josh Hawley Had A Poster Above His Bed In College. It Was A Gay Poster.

Why Your Cat Prefers You Weren’t In The Room Right Now. Tabs, Tues., March 9, 2021

We've Got A Brooklyn Bridge To Sell Whoever Buys Jack Dorsey's First Tweet For $2.5 Million+

MAGA Rioter Had Top Secret Security Clearance AND A Rap Sheet? Yeah, Don't Faint.

Which Brands Are Failing At International Women's Day This Year?

GOP Decides Signature Verification Bad Now. At Least In California.

BREAKING: Sounds Like Royal Family Racist AF!

Sunday Shows Give Joe Manchin All The Attention He So Clearly Craves

Democrats Gonna Cancel Child Poverty Right Along With Dr. Seuss!

Lisa Murkowski Put Good Stuff In COVID Relief Bill, Voted Against It Like Weird Person

Happy Monday! Watch Your Damn White House Press Briefing!

Misogynistic Missouri Pastor Taking Leave Of Absence To Reevaluate Some Things

Susan Collins VERY TROUBLED AND CONCERNED About All This Democratic Partisanship

Lauren Boebert Knows Who's Obsessed With Conspiracy Theories, And It Is Democrats

Joe Biden Knows Where He’ll Stuff Those GOP Voter Suppression Bills

Where Did Jessica Simpson's Edible Beauty Product Line Go? Tabs, Mon., March 8, 2021

That Idaho Mask Burning Was Creepy AF

Eric Swalwell Is Suing Trump And Friends For Inciting An Insurrection — Let's Talk About That!

Will Conservatives Ever Free Us From This False Reality They’ve Created?

Mike Pence Is A Moonie Now, Practically

That's Not What Sexism Is, Kyrsten Sinema

Senate Passes COVID Relief Bill Along Party Lines, Because Republicans Don't Care About Other People

Remember When Big Wood Went After Dr. Seuss With A 'Lorax' Parody?

Texas School Ditches Plan To Humiliate Teen Girls For 'Chivalry' Lesson

Wonkette's Top 10 Is, Like Nature, Healing!

Jared And Vanky Need Some 'ME TIME'​, Can't Help Daddy Plot Right Now

Everything Suddenly Goes Cattywampus In COVID Relief Debate. (Yeah, It's Joe Manchin.)

Why Can't Rochester Police Stop Pepper Spraying Children?

Today's White House Press Briefing Is Better Late Than Never

COME THE F*CK ON AND PASS THIS F*CKING THING JESUS CHRIST

Crafty Trump Official Changed Hats During MAGA Riot To Fool The FBI. He's In Jail Now.

Why Yes, We Would Like Bezos, Musk, Gates, Et Al. To Make A Tasty Trillionaire Souffle!

Tucker Carlson Can't Believe The FBI Got All Worked Up Over A Measly Attempt To Kidnap A Governor

Greg Abbott Preemptively Blaming Not Greg Abbott For Inevitable Texas COVID Surge

Seriously, Joe Biden, Next Time Just Call Them 'Dumb Motherf*ckers'

Wild West Photos For Brave Eyes Only! Tabs, Fri., March 5, 2021

Ladies, Stop Giving Yourself Menopause, Says Professional Diagnostic Face Reader

Newt Gingrich Mad About Transgenders Dominating Dr. Seuss Or Something, We Don't Know

March 4 In Labor History: Hello Frances Perkins!

Texas Republican Dreams Up History Project To Teach Texas Exceptionalism. In A Pamphlet.

Do You Just HATE Voting? Good, Because Supreme Court Is Probably Going To Take That Burden Away!

House Democrats Pass Bill To Make It Harder For Police Officers To Kill People

Trump Cabinet Sec Elaine Chao Says Grifting For Her Family Was Fine Because She's Asian. Yes, Literally.

If It's Lunchtime In America, Here Is Your Daily White House Press Briefing!

Army Stopped National Guard From Rescuing Congress. What's 3 Hours And 19 Minutes When You're Under Attack?

Joe Manchin Will Pry Stimmy $$$ From *Very Slightly Higher-Income* Americans If It's Last Thing He Does

Lauren Boebert Knows What The Equality Act Is Really About — Gay Supremacy!

In The Republican Grift-o-Sphere, There Are No Patsies

Dems Need To Insult Their Base And Love Big Oil And Tell White People They're Not Racist Even When They Are

OOH OOH OOH MIS-TER KOT-TER! CVS Called, Your Vax Is Ready.

Arizona GOP Idiot Pretty Sure Masks Don't Work Because Oh My God Just Click To Read Why

Easy Chicken Shawarma Anybody Can Make! Tabs, Thurs., March 4, 2021

All Fun And Games Until President Biden Starts Calling GOP Governors Neanderthals

Wingnut Matt Walsh: That Onion Story About The Five-Bladed Razor But It's Gay Dads And Sex Robots

Jeff Sessions, Please Go F**k Yourself

Daddy, What Did You Do During The War On Dr. Seuss And Mr. Potato Head's Dick?

House Dems Push Nutty Idea: LET AMERICANS VOTE, GODDAMMIT

Actual Trump Supporter ‘Disguised’ Himself As Fake Antifa Activist During Capitol Siege

Know What's Not Cancel Cultured? Today's White House Press Briefing!

FBI Chief Chris Wray Spends Whole Day Playing Whack-A-Mole With Trump/GOP Lies About Capitol Attack

Hear Ye Hear Ye All Rise In The Case 'Abolish Congress And President Because Trump Didn't Win'

Georgia GOP: It’s Just ‘Common Sense’ To Keep Democrats From Voting, Forever

Inspector General Confirms Congressman Doctor Ronny Jackson Is Angry Drunken Lecher

Texas, Mississippi Governors Now Fully In The Pocket Of Big Covid

Stimmy Bill Won't Have $15 Minimum Wage. At Least Not This Stimmy Package.

Dolly Parton Says GET YOUR VACCINE, DIPSH*TS, In Most Dolly Way Possible

Neighbors Who Made The Neighborhood A Strange Place To Live! Tabs, Wed., March 3, 2021

Liar Goes Home

If Trump Econ Loon Peter Navarro Was Ever Right About Something, We Have Yet To Discover It

Seriously, No One’s Canceling Dr. Seuss. WTF Is Wrong With You People?

Texas Power Company Bankrupted By Electric Bill. Hooray For Deregulation!

Manhattan DA Getting Closer And Closer To Trump, Like Chompy 'Jaws' Shark!

Stop, Collaborate And Listen To Today's White House Press Briefing!

Shiny Normal Thing! Actual Educator Miquel Cardona Confirmed As Education Secretary

Biden Says Deported Parents Of Separated Kids Can Come Back, Does Not SEEM To Be A Trap

And Now For The Sperm Report, With Tucker Carlson!

We’re Not Being Sarcastic This Time: The Vaccine Rollout Is Going Just Great!

Kelly Loeffler, You Ain't Got No Baaaasketball Team, Renee Montgomery Got Your Baaaasketball Team

Movie Extras Who Completely Ruined Their Scenes! Tabs, Tues., March 2, 2021

Ron Johnson Just Asking Questions About These Conspiracy Theories Ron Johnson Keeps Spreading

Shiny Normal Thing! Ex-Michigan Gov. Jennifer Granholm Is Your New, Badass Energy Secretary

Ex-President Says He Ordered All The Troops To Protect Capitol, So How Is It His Fault If They Didn't

In The Nick Of Time, It's The Tilda Swinton Wait No Jen Psaki White House Press Briefing

Prophet Lady Has Magic Staff, Not Afraid To Use It To Make Trump President Again

President Biden Will Fight You Behind The (Amazon) Warehouse

What Do We Want? Elizabeth Warren's Wealth Tax! When Do We Want It? Now Would Be Terrific!

Andrew Cuomo Was Just Workshopping His Gross Dirty Old Boss Routine, For Humorous Japery!

GOP Pauses 'No Civil War' Truce To Receive GOP Hit List From General Trump

Very Reasonable QAnon Lady Just Wants The Imaginary Child Abuse To Be Investigated

SD Gov. Kristi Noem Lied Her 'Face The Nation' Off

It’s Hard To Be Friends With Republicans While They’re Suffocating You With A Pillow

Six More MAGA Mob Proud Boys Standing By For Prison

This Hot New Restaurant Serves French Fries As An Entree. Tabs, Mon., March 1, 2021

Fox's Pete Hesgeth Knows What Diner Patrons Talk About, And It Is The 10th Amendment

Millions Could Go Homeless Because Trump Judge Doesn't Think Rent Is An Economic Activity

Relax, Dummies, No One’s Cancelling ‘The Muppet Show’

Heal Your Body From COVID The Gwyneth Paltrow Way: With $8,600 Necklaces And Snake Oil

Nothing Says 'America' Like A 7-Year-Old Selling Lemonade To Pay For Brain Surgery

House Passes COVID Relief Package Without A Single Republican Vote

Georgia Counties To Trump: PAY UP, A-HOLE.

Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Is A Dancin' Cowgirl

'Fox & Friends' Won't Know Which Potato Head To Buy If They Can't See Its Tater Tot!

Mystery Solved! Hitler-Quoting Rep's Husband Brought That Three-Percenter Truck To The Capitol Riots!

Jared Kushner's Saudi BFF Having Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week

Totally Normal Idaho GOP Dude Says Why Don't We Register People Who DON'T Have Guns, HUH?

Ben Shapiro's Sister DESTROYS Leftist Plan To Make America Unattractive

Cash Bail Is Really F*cked Up. Illinois Just Did Something About It.

Bigot Coalition Targeting Equality Act With Tactics They've Been Using Since At Least 1977

Sorry, Senate Parliamentarian Says We Can't Have Nice Things : (

Insane News Day! Here, Watch The White House Press Briefing!

Oh Nothing, Trump-Loving Mob Just Wants To Blow Up Capitol During Biden's First SOTU

Joe Biden Cancel Cultures A Bunch More Dumb Trump Garbage

Mitch McConnell: Craven Sh*theel

They Tried To Kill Us. We Survived. Let's TABS! Friday, February 26, 2021

Wingnuts Prepare To Draw Genitals All Over Gender-Neutral Plastic Potato Toys

Biden Has One Weird Trick To Mail Postmaster General Louis DeJoy Straight To GTFO-Ville

This Day In Labor History: Home Healthcare Workers Unionize, February 25, 1999

National Review Knows Who Is Doing Abortions, And It Is Planned Parenthood!

Nice Woman Accused Of Stealing Pelosi's Laptop In Jan. 6 Attack Also Fan Of Hitler Salutes, Allegedly!

Relationship/Crime Advice: Don't Call Your Ex A 'Moron' On Your Way Back From A Coup

Gather 'Round For The Dumbest Arguments Yet For Not Increasing The Minimum Wage

It's A Bird, It's A Plane, It's Today's White House Press Briefing That CNN Probably Won't Carry Live!

Marjorie Taylor Greene: CHRIST, What A Vile, Bigoted A**hole

GOP Senator Calls Deb Haaland Lawless Drug Pusher In Perfectly Normal Confirmation Hearing

Ron DeSantis Can’t Make Florida Dems Lower Flag For Radio Bigot Who's Dead Now

PA GOP Doesn't Like John Fetterman's Regular-Sized Trans And Weed Flags? WHAT ABOUT BIG HUGE ONES?

People's Brains Have Turned To Goo Over This 'Wheel Of Fortune' Puzzle! Tabs, Thurs., Feb. 25, 2021

Steve Bannon Might Still Get To Go To Jail After All!

GOP Civil War Canceled, Says Rick Scott Hiding Under Desk In Secured Location

Stephen Miller DISGUSTED President Biden Treating Immigrants Like Human Beings, DISGUSTED!

Dinesh D'Souza Pretty Sure Capitol Attack Just Kids Bein' Rowdy!

Tucker Carlson Can't Find QAnon's Website, Guess QAnon Doesn't Exist

Another White House Press Briefing That's Probably TOO BORING For CNN To Air

Georgia GOP Will Ensure Election Integrity By Making Voting As Whites-Only As Possible

Hey Look, More ‘Fake Trump Protesters’ Who Are Actually Violent Trump Protesters!

CPAC Cancel Cultures Anti-Semitic Dipsh*t From CPAC Cancel Culture Conference

American President Meets Foreign Leader, Doesn't Even Step On Own Dick!

Really? We Have To Rely On Susan Collins To Pass The LGBTQ+ Equality Act?

Photos Show How Rough Life In Medieval Castles Was! Tabs, Wed., Feb. 24, 2021

Rep. Adam Kinzinger Glad Y'all Know What Garbage-Asses His Cousins Are Now

Supreme Court Told Trump PA Lawyers To Get Bent, And Amy Coney Barrett And Kegs Kavanaugh Helped!

Interior Sec Nominee Deb Haaland Says She LOVES BEARS Instead Of Wanting To Shoot Them, That Is NOT ALLOWED

Senate's Dumbest Republican Reads 'Antifa Did Capitol Riot' Into Congressional Record

Monument Of Black Explorer York Discovered In Portland Park

Can Anyone Suss Out Why GOP Is Going Balls-Out Against Biden HHS Nominee Xavier Becerra?

CNN Won't Carry Jen Psaki's Daily White House Press Briefings, But Wonkette Will

Biden Remembers Half A Million Americans Lost To COVID-19, Like It Is His Job We Guess

Ted Cruz Apology Tour Over, Back To Being Total A-Hole

Elijah McClain Didn’t Have To Die But You Knew That Already

MAGA White Supremacists Pretty Sure MAGA Mob That Stormed Capitol Were Antifa, Maybe BLM

Meghan McCain Is First Responder To Hot Topics On 'The View,' WHAR HER VACCINE?

Good News! Merrick Garland Finally Makes It To The Senate. Bad News! Republicans Are There.

Five Toxic Chemicals In The Lethal Poisons You Use Every Day! Tabs, Tues., Feb. 23, 2021

Shorter Trump: 'Elp! 'Elp! I'm Being Fascist Persecuted By Brett And Amy And Neil And Clarence And ...

Steve Scalise Still Not Sure Who's President ... OR IS HE?

Basically Everyone Leaving The GOP Now

Mark Zuckerberg Worried We're Not Being 'Nuanced' Enough About Right-Wing Hate Speech On Facebook

Amazon Offering Workers At Unionizing Alabama Plant Cash Money To Quit Their Jobs

Ohio Militia Woman Stormed Capitol As Insurrectionist-In-Chief’s Very Special Guest, Allegedly!

Joe Manchin Shivs Neera Tanden

Hope Mike Lindell Has $1.3 Billion Stuffed In One Of His Trusty MyPillows

Kelly Loeffler Has Genius Plan For Georgia GOP: What If Instead Of FAIR Fight, We Did UNFAIR Fight?

Lauren Boebert Totally That Coworker Who Shows Up For Zoom Meeting With Gun Orgy Behind Her

Texas Outages And Outrageous Bills Show Conservative Policies Only 'Work' If Nothing Bad Ever Happens

Loyal Pence Idiot Marc Short Real Sorry Poor Sweet Trump Got 'Bad Advice' That Forced Him To Incite A Riot

There's Already A Theory About The New Cruella Movie! Tabs, Mon., Feb. 22, 2021

Unpresidential Dogs And 52-Year-Old Scandals: The Right Is Really Reaching For Its Outrage

Why Does Everyone Try To Make Poor Ted Cruz Look Bad By Not Being Ted Cruz?

Yes, We Absolutely Must Dance On Rush Limbaugh's Grave, For The Good Of All Humanity

One Month In, Let's See How Biden Is Doing On Immigration

White Lady Discouraged From Humiliating Herself With 'Library Rap' Cries Reverse Racism

Georgia Republicans Devise Unbelievably Transparent Plan To Suppress Black Vote

Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Is All Bundled Up

If You Sh*t In The Woods, Is There A Bear Under The Outhouse?

Sen. Thune Begs GOP: Stop Cancel Culturing Each Other And Go Back To Whining About Liberal Cancel Culture

Wingnut Groups Launch Bullsh*t Campaign Against Radical, Competent Biden Appointees

God Tells 'Prophet' He's Gonna Smite All The Social Media Companies And Make Trump President Again

Democrats Decide Maaayyybe They Shouldn't Let Republicans Kill All Biden's Judge Noms

Oh Dear, VA And PA Republicans Coming To Fisticuffs, How Terribly Dreadful We're Sure!

Hero Gov Ron DeSantis Will Get Vaccine In Every Rich White Florida Arm If He Has To Do It One By One!

National Review: Ted Cruz Was SAVING LIVES By Fleeing To Cancun

Who Is Trying To Take Your Reproductive Rights Away This Week? South Carolina, South Dakota And WHOO Iowa!

How About We Just Give Jobs To People Who Want Jobs?

Ghost Rush Limbaugh's Radio Network Will Keep Playin' Ghost Rush Reruns Long As Those Morons Keep Listenin'!

Texas Grid Almost Died Of Shooting, Stabbing, Garroting, Pushed Off A Cliff Set On Fire In The Ocean

Ted Cruz Graciously Declines To Lie To Our Faces A Third Time

40 Game-Changing Ways To Use Pool Noodles! Tabs, Fri., Feb. 19, 2021

Ted Cruz: Don't Blame Me, Blame My SWEET INNOCENT YOUNG DAUGHTERS!

Ayanna Pressley Thinks Every American Deserves A Job And So Do We

Nikki Haley Gets 'You're Fired' From Trumpland

The Windmill Industry Should Sue The F*ck Out Of Fox News, Every Texas Official

Ted Cruz Flees With Family To Mexico Looking For Better Life

Oh No Not An Ambitious Biden Immigration Plan, What Will The Good-Faith Welcoming GOP Say?

You Know What Sure Is Bipartisan? COVID Relief!

GOP Reps Under Investigation For Assaulting Capitol Police, Gun Stuff, TOTALLY NORMAL.

Ex-Gov Rick 'Goodhair' Perry: Texans Will Happily Freeze To Keep The Feds Out Of Their Power Grid

Why Old Handsome Joe Biden Should Go Whole Hog On Student Debt Relief

Lt. Gen. Russel Honoré Called Josh Hawley A 'Little Piece Of Sh*t,' And Josh 'N' Tucker Are MAAAAAAAD

Rush Limbaugh, Funny How? What Was It You Liked About Him, Conservatives? Please, Be Specific.

The Untold Truth Of Giada DeLaurentis! Tabs, Thurs., Feb. 18, 2021

Georgia GOP Lawmakers Trying To F*ck Around With Fulton County DA Fani Willis, Gonna Find Out

NAACP Sues Trump For Violating Klan Act, And It Seems *Pretty Goddamn On Point*

Minimum Wage Increase, Or Senate Rule No One Cares About? That Is Indeed A Tough One!

Let's Green The Sh*t Out Of The Grid

God Gives Up Rush Limbaugh For Lent

Normal Shiny Thing! Joe Biden Had A Town Hall And It Was F*cking Wonderful.

William F. Buckley's Great Nephew 'Zeeker' Gets Domestic Terrorism Participation Trophy

Howard Kurtz: Media Unfairly Noticing The Bidens Aren’t Total Jerk Monsters, Unfair!

Tucker Had A Weird One Last Night

Texas (Ex-) Mayor Tells Frozen Town's Residents They Now Live In Galt's Gulch, So Stop Whining

GOP Full Of Hot Air About Texas Blackouts And By Hot Air We Mean Really F'ing Shameless Lies

Unemployed Florida Man Throwing Tantrum About Mitch McConnell, We Guess

When Can We Cancel This Conservative Cancel Culture War?

These Lucky People Found Real-Life Easter Eggs! Tabs, Wed., Feb. 17, 2021

Texas Politicians Know The Cure For Winter Storms Is CULTURE WAR

Mardi Gras Poll Porn! Joe Biden Got All The Beads, Trump Ain't Got No Beads.

Millions In Dark And Cold In Texas, So Expect Mandatory Coal-Burning Stoves, And Guns

F*ck Mitch McConnell, In Case We Haven't Said That Since Sunday

GOP Donor Parted With $2.5 Million In Failed Quest For Holy Grail Of Voter Fraud

Ready For The 2022 Elections In Georgia? No? TOO BAD.

Ghoulish LAPD Cops Reportedly Share ‘Valentine’ Mocking George Floyd’s Death

Sorry About Your Family, Adam Kinzinger

Lindsey Graham Pretty Sure The GOP’s Future Is Someone With The Last Name T****

Senate's Dumbest Republican About Three Steps From Denying Capitol Attack Even Happened

Best Ways To Store Emergency Ground Coffee In Case Of Power Outages. Tabs, Tues., Feb. 16, 2021

Conservatives Obsessing Over God's Junk Because OMG SHUT UP YOU FREAKS

Jim Jordan And Alan Dershowitz Have Thoughts On Trump's Acquittal. They Are Idiot Thoughts.

Former Child Slaves Suing Chocolate Companies For Allegedly Knowingly Profiting Off Their Labor

South Dakota GOP Gov. Kristi Noem Flyin’ High In The Grifty Skies, Allegedly!

Ron DeSantis To President Biden: Who Are You To Judge My Superspreader State?

Make This Guy Governor Of Virginia And He Will Stop ALL The Cancel Culture

Republicans Celebrate Presidents Day By Kicking The Sh*t Out Of Each Other. Again.

Canceling Idiots Like Gina Carano Just Like The Blacklist Except For How It’s Not

Ted Cruz Just Wondering Why Black People Insist On Celebrating Black People He Doesn’t Like

Tennessee GOP Lawmakers Want To Let Rapists Sue Victims To Make Them Stay Pregnant

Lindsey Graham Will Impeach Kamala Harris For ... Reasons! Racist Reasons!

These Stars Have The Worst Personal Hygiene In Hollywood! Tabs, Mon., Feb. 15, 2021

‘Real World’ Republicans Demand To Know Why Nancy Pelosi Didn't Stop Jan. 6 Riots

F*ck You, Mitch McConnell

Chuck Schumer Really Pissed That Most Senate Republicans Are Traitors

QAnon Prophet: God's Gonna Force The Military To Depose Biden

Twitter Tyrants Silence Habitual Liars Project Veritas And Gateway Pundit, So Sad

Trump's Postmaster General Still Trying To Take Down The Post Office From Within

That Joke You Made Is Real Now: Gina Carano's Making A Movie With Ben Shapiro

Your Impeachment Saturday ... Something Or Other, NOBODY KNOWS!

Wonkette's Top Ten Marched Through ALLLLL Your Dimes!

Look! Shiny Normal Thing, With Bidens, Dogs, Coffee, Valentimes, And Hope!

Arkansas Lege Wants Anyone Involved With Your Healthcare To Be Free To Discriminate Against You

The Idiot Arguments Of The Second Trump Impeachment, Redux

Impeachment Liveblog Day 4: Trump's Razzle Dazzle Legal Team Gonna LAW SO HARD

Nikki Haley Is Nowhere Near Wacky Enough To Be The 2024 Republican Nominee

Trump Nearly Died Of COVID-19, Couldn't Close Deal. Uhh, 'WHEW'?

State Lawmakers Out To Cancel-Culture '1619 Project' In Schools

What Tucker Carlson Doesn't Say Is More Insidious Than What He Does

Jamie Raskin's Three Questions For Pinky And The Brain, AKA Trump's Very Good Lawyers

The Ingenious Reason There Are No Mosquitoes At Disney World! Tabs, Fri., Feb. 12, 2021

RFK Jr.'s Anti-Vaxx Nonsense Got Him Kicked Off Of Instagram

Mike Lee Tantrum Reminds Tommy Tuberville Of Hilarious Time Trump Tried To Get Pence Killed

Larry Flynt Dead At 78, Will Be Wrapped In Kleenex, Tossed In Toilet

'Mandalorian' Actress 'Fired For Being Conservative', And We're Sure That Is The Entire Story!

Trump's DOJ Put Kibosh On Investigation Into Rudy Giuliani? SHOCKER!

Let's Watch These Badass Democrats Finish The Job. Impeachment Liveblog, Day Three!

Fox News Covers Trump Impeachment By SQUIRREL! BIIIIIG SQUIRREL! GREAT BIG DEMOCRAT SQUIRREL!

Mitt Romney's Child Allowance Plan Pretty Damn Good, Would Cut Child Poverty. Yes, That Mitt Romney!

Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Never Gonna Be President ... We’re Pretty Sure

Texas Saves National Anthem From Communist Billionaire Mark Cuban

Sneaky Ways Restaurants Could Be Scamming You On French Fries! Tabs, Thurs., Feb. 11, 2021

Hey Buddy, Can You Spare A Hundred Dimes?

Media Frets Democrats’ Very Popular Anti-Coup Agenda Only *Mostly* Bipartisan

South Dakota Judge Harshes Legal Weed Amendment's Mellow

'Impeachment Is The REAL Voter Suppression!' And Other Great Legal Arguments From Day One

Washington Post Offers Sympathy, Hard-Luck Folk Songs For The MAGA Mob

Liveblogging Every Second Of The Second Day Of Trump's Second Impeachment Trial!

Is Sidney Powell On The Lam? Or Is She Just PATHETIC?

If Anybody Can Get 17 Republicans To Convict Trump, These Guys Can!

Oh Yeah? Michigan GOP Leader Will Show Censuring Republicans Who's Stupid Enough!

A Lady (First Mistake) Historian (Second) Wrote About Pirates (Third). Guess What Came Next, Guess, Guess.

Amy Klobuchar Gonna Beat Google, Whip Facebook, Make Them Write Good Checks

Dr. Fauci's Gonna Make You Wear A Mask Until COVID-19’s Gone Or You’re No Longer Ugly

Jack Nicholson Is Old Now And Lives In Such House! Tabs, Wed., Feb. 10, 2021

Senate Republicans SHOCKED, SHOCKED At Mean Tweets. No, Not Trump's, Neera Tanden's DUH.

Stop And Watch Rep. Jamie Raskin's Impeachment Speech, It's Important

House Dems: Give EVERYBODY Stimmy!

GOP Impeachment ‘Defense’: Lies, Damn Lies, More Marjorie Taylor Greene Conspiracies

Wonkette's Second Annual Trump Impeachment Trial Liveblog Starts ... NOW!

Happy Impeachment Trial, Donald! You Are Also Under Investigation In Georgia.

Trump Lawyers Preview Impeachment Defense: Gateway Pundit Says Maxine Waters Did It. NOT GUILTY!

Hackers Go After Florida's Precious Bodily Fluids

Ronna McDaniel: Lincoln Wouldn’t Have Impeached John Wilkes Booth Or Some BS Like This

Twitter Bans Just Like The Holocaust Except For How No One Dies, Says Newsmax Guest

New Dumb Biden ‘Scandal’: Hunter Wrote A Book, With Words

Badass John Fetterman Wants To Be Next PA Senator, How You Like That?

Why That HGTV Couple Deliberately Chose Such An Ugly Couch. Tabs, Tues., Feb. 9, 2021

Liz Cheney Tells Kevin McCarthy To Grow A Pair

Your Sunday Show Roundup Features The GOP's Dumbest Trump Dead-Enders!

Richard Shelby Retiring, Maybe Now Alabama Can Have TWO Senators Dumb As Tommy Tuberville?

Arkansas Lege Wants To Force Pregnant People To Call A Hotline Before They Can Get An Abortion

Tampa Fans Throw Post-Super Bowl Superspreader Jamboree!

Oh No, Dolly: The Most Disappointing Super Bowl Ads This Year

Biden To GOP: Vote Against $1,400 Checks For Your Own Constituents. I Dare You.

North Carolina Cops Host Small Party With White Guys Who Broke Into Black Woman’s Apartment

GOP ‘Unity’: Let’s Unite To Attack Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez!

Nice Polls: Majority Wants Trump Convicted, Only Small Minority Actually Loves QAnon

One-Term Loser’s Impeachment Defense: Maxine Waters Is Mean, Also Black, Very Scary

Why Women Really Refuse To Admit The Secret Thing They Do! Tabs, Mon., Feb. 8, 2021

The Justice System Sure Is Being Sweet To These Insurrectionists — Now Do Everyone Else

It’s Super Bowl Sunday: Stay Home, Don’t Huddle With Strangers

This Day In Labor History: Feb. 6, 1919, The Seattle General Strike!

We Won't Have Lou Dobbs To Kick Around Anymore

White House Not Listening To World's Most Perpetually Wrong Economist

Matt Gaetz Very Sad No One Else In Congress Loves America Like He Does

Wonkette's Top 10 Is BEGGING Oh Don't You Do It! Don't You Break Our Heart!

Loathsome Trumpists CAN'T BELIEVE They Only Got A Month's Paid Paternity Leave, THANKS OBAMA

Why Is This Man Whining?

Trump Nuns Not Even Real Nuns

Reason #9734 For More Stimulus: Heading Off Long-Term Unemployment

MyPillow Guy Collaborates With Holy Spirit On 3-Hour Film About How Trump Actually Won

Mad Marge Gets Cancel Cultured Just For Supporting Pelosi's Execution

Senate Moves Stimulus Bill, But Only After Mandatory Stupid 'Vote-A-Rama' Ritual

Minor IMDB Celebrity Didn't Want To Be In Overrated Loser SAG Union Anyway!

Do Not Be The Guy Who Promised The Checks And Then Did Not Give The Checks, What Are You, New?

South Carolina Man Risks It All To Fight For Proud Boy Leader's Honor

The Most Misunderstood Song Lyrics Of All Time! Tabs, Fri., Feb. 5, 2021

Bidens Shoot The Sh*t With 'People' Mag, Because We're Allowed To Have Nice Things Again

ANOTHER Voting Machine Company Would Like All Fox News's Libel $$$, Please And Thank You!

'You There Boy! Run To The Kroger And Buy The Prize Turkey!' 'But Sir, It Bravely Shut Down Rather Than Pay The Workers The CEO's Rightful Bonus!'

Virginia Farmworkers Edge Closer To Making Minimum Wage, Which They Were Not Already Doing

Trumpers In Homeland Security Would Like To Be Anti-Biden 'Deep State' Please

Tucker Still On His 'You're Either With The Terrorists Or You're Against Us!' Bender

QAnon Begs Lin Wood To Represent Them In Class Action Lawsuit Against Pretty Much Everyone

Trump Toadies Become Roadkill Under Liz Cheney's Snow Tires In Ill-Fated Leadership Challenge

Shorter Kevin McCarthy: F*ck It, We're Going With The Q Lady!

Is Your State EXPANDING Or SUPPRESSING The Vote Today? It Depends If You Live In A Bastard Place!

Weird, Democrats Not Rolling Over Is Making Americans Like Them More!

GOP Senators Just Begging Trump Impeachment Lawyers PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T DO THE FRAUD THING!

29+ Attention Seekers Called Out On Social Media! Tabs, Thurs., Feb. 4, 2021

Tommy Tuberville Vying For Senate's Dumbest Republican, Prob Somehow Lose That To Vanderbilt Too

Mitch McConnell Finally Lets Democrats Play With Senate

Oh No Joe Biden Is Being Mean To Oil And Gas Companies, Might Not Even Give Them More Free Money!

Rand Paul Sh*ts On Trans Kids For Sport At Hearing On Education Secretary Nominee

Biden Pentagon Chief Finds More Trump Idiots To Toss Out Like Old Cat Sh*t

Virginia State Sen Suing Colleagues Because Everybody Thinks She's An Asshole

MAGA Terrorist Exhausted After All That Terrorism, Needs A Mexican Vacaaaaaation!!!

Jen Psaki Insulted Sacred Honor Of Space Force, Will Be Thrown Out Airlock

Fox News Mostly Ignored Capitol Ceremony For Slain Officer, Guess His Blue Life Didn't Matter

Kevin McCarthy Shows Marjorie Taylor Greene Who’s Boss: The Angry Lady With The Gun

Polls: Every American Including The Crazy Ones Wants MORE STIMMY ALL THE STIMMY

All Fun And Games Until Newsmax Breaks Up With MyPillow Guy On Live TV

These Court Confessions Turned Cases Upside Down! Tabs, Wed., Feb. 3, 2021

Hacky Daily Beast Story On Jen Psaki's Tyrant Ways DEBUNKED By Hacky Daily Beast Story On ... Yeah You Get It

Cut The Crap. Impeachment Means Whatever 67 Senators Say It Means.

Congratulations, Puerto Rico! Looks Like You'll Finally Get That Hurricane Maria Aid!

Ted Cruz: It’s Really Irresponsible That A Certain Person Outright Said The Crap I Just Implied

Looks Like Trump Had Bigger Role In Sending Terrorists To Capitol Than We Already Knew

Gov. Mike DeWine Has $50 Million Reasons You Should Move To Ohio

In Which We Lift Our Trump News Ban Because WHAAAAAT And LOLLLLLL And You HEAR This Sh*t?

Joe Biden Says Good Day, Moderate Republicans, HE SAYS GOOD DAY SIRS.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Isn’t Going To Shut Up About How You Almost Got Her Killed​

Mitch McConnell Dick-Kicking Kevin McCarthy And The Conspiracy Chick, Let's Watch!

Jen Psaki Is Finished With You Now

The Science Behind Why French Fries Taste Better With Mayo. Tabs, Tues., Feb. 2, 2021

Dems 'Bout To Cancel Culture Mad Madge's Committee Assignments

GOP West Virginia Gov Defies Joe Manchin, Calls For BIG HUGE Covid Relief

Georgia Cops Catch Selves Being Racist On Camera, DERP!

Never Gonna Get Tired Of Judges Telling Trump Org. To HAND IT OVER, A-HOLES

Wisconsin Pharmacist Who Sabotaged Covid Vaccine Thinks Sky Is Just God’s Privacy Screen

'You’re Acting Like A Child,' Rochester Police Tell Nine-Year-Old Girl Before Pepper-Spraying Her

Georgia Republicans Think They Can Stop The Unstoppable Stacey Abrams, Bless Their Hearts

Is Murdering People Bad? Arkansas GOP Gov. Asa Hutchinson Not So Sure

MAGA Military Mob Very Dumb, Very Scary

Unity Was A Mistake

A-hole Ex-President Might’ve Found Lawyers Dumb Enough To Defend Him

Health Inspector Horror Stories! Tabs, Mon., Feb. 1, 2021

Anti-Vaxxers Now Trying To Stop *Other* People From Getting Vaccines

Ignoring Marjorie Taylor Greene Like An Ingrown Toenail Won’t Make Her Go Away

U.S. Funded Global Health Orgs Once Again Allowed To Acknowledge Existence Of Abortion

Trump's Pre-Insurrection Rally Was Brought To You By The Heiress To The Publix Fortune

Lindsey Graham Thinks QAnon Shaman Too Undignified For Trump's Impeachment Trial

Wonkette's Top 10 Is In The White House Driveway Shirtless, Washing Our Electric Car

Crazy We Know, But Did Democrats Learn ALL THE LESSONS About Telling GOP To GET BENT?

Rep. Chip Roy Wants Nancy Pelosi To Make AOC Apologize To Poor Ted Cruz RIGHT NOW!

WaPo: Ronna McDaniel Very Sorry For All The Awful Things She Will Keep On Doing As RNC Chair

Arizona GOP Drafts Bill To Fix Voting. If The State Votes Blue, They'll Fix It!

Josh Hawley Says He Wasn't Trying To Overturn The Election When He Was Trying To Overturn The Election

Don't Try To Bullsh*t Elizabeth Warren

A Supreme Court *Win* On *Abortion*? What's The Catch?

$1.9 Trillion Too Much For COVID Relief? Great, How About $3 Trillion Instead?

Nancy Pelosi Just Saying The Enemy Is Inside The House. You F*cking Heard Her.

27-Plus Times Customers Crossed The Line! Tabs, Fri., Jan. 29, 2021

LASER BEAMS! FROM SPACE! This Is A Marjorie Taylor Greene Post.

Lawyer: Pipe Bomb Builder Only Planned To Kill People Because He Loved America So Much

Tucker Carlson Rushes To Defend White Nationalist Voter Deception Enthusiast 'Ricky Vaughn'

This Is A Stupid Game. STOP.

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene Posts Kitty Cat Bible Jesus Sh*t Too, Why Won't Media Talk About THAT?

How Did Sideshow Bob Get On Alaska's Human Rights Commission?

You'll Never Guess Who Says She's Running For Office Now

For 'Climate Day,' Shirtless Joe Biden Washes Electric Car In White House Driveway

GOP Ready To Impeach Obama, Clinton, Carter, Ghosts of LBJ, FDR

Why You Should Always Eat Those Weird Strings On Your Bananas! Tabs, Thurs., Jan. 28, 2021

Go Off, MyPillow Guy, Go Off!

Want 52 Democratic Senators? Make DC A Damn State!

Kevin McCarthy Gonna Have Long Heart-To-Heart With Marjorie Taylor Greene, That'll Fix Everything

Everything Is Normal In Oklahoma

Trump Terrorist Spent January 6 Violently Threatening Rep. Hakeem Jeffries's Family, So That's Chilling

Did D----- T---- Incite A Riot? Damn Right The Asshole Did.

Seriously, Leave Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler Alone

Hey, Buddy! Wanna Buy $2 Million In Pure Uncut Oklahoma Hydroxychloroquine?

Sad CPAC Can't Sell Tickets To Loser Prom Without The King Of Sore Losers At The Top Of The Bill

Hannity Just Saying Maybe He Won't Get Covid Vaccine, YOU HEAR THAT, NANA?

Trump Judge Freezes Biden Deportation Freeze For Some Reasons That Are Bullsh*t And F*cked

Marjorie Taylor Greene Thinks Of Nothing But Murder All Day

Biden Unveils Racial Equity Agenda, Without Even Calling Himself Abraham Lincoln

Weirdo US President Talks To Putin, Doesn't Even Try To Slip Him The Tongue

She Was Surprised That It Went So Viral But Then She Saw The Background! Tabs, Wed., Jan. 27, 2021

Sean Spicer Not Good Enough To Be White House Correspondent For Newsmax

Tucker And Laura Teaching Your Nana To Sympathize With QAnon-Loving Domestic Terrorists

Who's Jabbing Whom?

What If The Feds Stopped Killing People?

Biden Replaces 'Voice Of America' GOP Hacks With All The Journos They Fired

Top Five Reasons Retiring GOP Sen. Rob Portman Can Go F*ck Himself

Rudy Giuliani Says Rudy Giuliani 'Crazy,' Is Not Wrong!

Look! Shiny Normal Thing! Joe Biden Gonna Reopen Obamacare Signups, Because Emergency

Nikki Haley: Inciting Capitol Riot 'Not Great', Would Only Give It Three Stars On Yelp

Mitch McConnell Caves To Chuck Schumer, Declares Flawless Victory!

Trump Idiots So Unemployable They Might Have To Work For Trump

Guy Who Predicted Trump Would Win Isn't The False Prophet, YOU'RE The False Prophet

Here’s Why You Didn’t Make Your Friend’s Christmas Card List Last Year. Tabs, Tues., Jan. 26, 2021

DOJ Plot Against America Election Coup Gets Very Own Inspector General Investigation. Mazel Tov!

Rand Paul​ Won't Let Facts And Insurrections Keep Him From Telling Trump's Big Lie

Dominion Voting Systems To Rudy Giuliani: F*ck Around And Find Out.

President Biden Making Anti-LGBTQ Bigots Cry So Much, Hooray!

Ohio Militia Woman Only Stormed Capitol To Protect People, Honest!

Mean Judge Won't Let Kyle Rittenhouse Play With Nazis Anymore

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Will Be Governor Of Saving Arkansas From Scary CNN Reporters

Pour One Out For Josh Hawley, The REAL Victim Of The Capitol Riot

GOP: No ‘Unity’ So Long As Democrats Insist On Existing!

PSA: Don't Buy Covid Vaccines Some Dude Mixed Up In His Bathtub

Dr. Birx: Don’t Blame Me For That A-Hole’s Covid Response, God Knows I Tried

Right-Wing Trolls Weaponize Bad Faith Outrage, Get NYT Editor Fired (Allegedly!)

Kevin McCarthy: Who Among Us DIDN'T Help Incite The Capitol Attack?

The Reason Living In A Tiny House Stinks Isn't What You Thought! Tabs, Mon., Jan. 25, 2021

State GOPs Putting All Of Their Eggs In Tin Foil Baskets

I Helped Break Frank Luntz

New York Times Couldn’t Help But Notice Big Pimpin' Biden Throwing His Rollie To the Sky

Here! Enjoy All This Nice Policy Stuff We Got This Week!

Rep. Lauren Boebert Introduces Bills To Block Mask Mandate, Paris Accord, Sanity, Etc.

Attempted Coup At The Trump DOJ? Just How Many Coups Was This Traitor Planning?

Tom Cotton Is Lying Liar Who Lied About Being An Army Ranger

Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is Gonna Kiss And Love And Squeeze And Hug Him And Call Him George!

Look Which Birther-Dentist-Lawyer-Clownshow Has Crawled Out Of Woodwork For Trump Impeachment Suit!

David Brooks Has Starbursts For Biden, Will Kill Filibuster For Him And Jodie Foster

Joe Biden Honors Unionbusters At NLRB By Terminating Their Employment

BIG BIDEN IMPEACHMENT NEWS! (Also The Guy Before Him Impeachment News, Him Too.)

Joe Biden Climate Policy Tailored To Avoid Mean Tweets From Greta Thunberg

Judge Declines To Force Private Web Company To Host Murderous Threats We Mean 'Free Speech'

It's The 48th Anniversary Of Roe V. Wade And States CAN'T WAIT To Get Up In Your Uterus!

Time To Appoint The F*ck Out Of Some Biden Judges!

Justice Delayed, Not Denied, As Ex Michigan Gov Indicted For Poisoning The Children Of Flint

Joe Biden New Coronavirus Strategy Isn't Just 'Let The States Fight,' May Take Some Getting Used To

Fox News All 'Shut Up, CNN! Trump Had SH*TTY Covid Vax Plan, Not NO Covid Vax Plan!'

A Chill Ran Down My Spine: These Gut Feelings Saved Lives! Tabs, Fri., Jan. 22, 2021

One Million Moms Yelling At Sticky Gay Cadbury Jizz Eggs Now

Look, Shiny Normal Thing! First White House Presser Of Biden Era

If Democrats Just Put On These Handcuffs, Mitch McConnell Pinky Promises To Stop Hitting Them. Deal?

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene Not Really Kind Of Person You Want Having A Gun

Yesterday Was A Real Tough Day To Be A Proud Boy

Hit Dogs Holler

Not Sure How Jailing 9-Year-Old With US Visa Makes Us Any Safer, But Border Patrol Did It

Q Followers: 'Was It All A Psyop?' 'Is The Military President Now?' 'What Does It All Mean?'

How Much History Can One Democratic Senate Make On One Inauguration Day? Many History!

What Old Trash Did Biden Throw Out Once He Moved Into The White House?

Biden Team Slams Door On T---p Defense Holdovers, Will Clean This Sh*t Up Alone, Thanks.

Oval Office Missing Genocidal Maniac, Also Andrew Jackson Portrait

7 Bad Relationship Habits Therapists See All The Time! Tabs, Thurs., Jan. 21, 2021

After Vogon Poetry Years Of President Before Biden, Let's End Our Day With Amanda Gorman's Inauguration Poem

Vice President Kamala Harris: Take Your 'No' And Shove It!

M-----a T---p Sends Ghostwritten F*ck-You Notes To White House Staff

Biden Just Deleted The Stupid Ahistorical Bullsh*ts Of T---p's '1776 Commission Report'

One Last Grift On His Way Out The Door

On Four Straight Years Of Never Calling That Hot Garbage 'President Trump'

How Scandalous Is Joe Biden’s Peloton Bike On Scale Of One To Are You F*cking Kidding Us, New York Times?

Latinos For Trump Wants Election Tossed Because Congress DOES NOT EXIST

The Day Has Finally Arrived. Your All-Day Biden/Harris Inauguration Liveblog!

It's Your Virtual Joe Biden Inauguration Vendor Cart!

Nobody Wants To Come To Trump's Big Stupid Loser Send-Off Pity Party

Mitch McConnell Calls Biden ‘The People’s Choice,’ Calls Trump A Cab Out Of Washington

Madison Cawthorn Remembers Time Madison Cawthorn Saved All Of Congress From Mob He For Sure Didn't Incite

Maria Bartiromo So Mad Democrats In MAGA Panties Doing All These DC Attacks

Bill Barr Prefers Presidents Who Don’t Incite Riots

My Pillow Guy Dropped By Kohls, Picked Up By Dominion Voting's Lawyers

The Inside Story Of Trump's Delusional Three-Month Slide Into Outright Fascism And Eternal Loserdom!

If Liz Cheney’s Not Down With Trump’s Mob Insurrection, Why Is She Even A Republican?

QAnon Qooks May Try To Infiltrate National Guard

If This Pandemic Has Taught Us Anything, It Is That People Need Wages They Can Live On

Wonkette Agrees: No Intel Briefings For Seditious Twice-Impeached Garbage Ex-Presidents

Of All The Classless Trump A-Holes, We Think We'll Miss Melania Most Of All

Kayleigh McEnany Retires To Florida, Will Search For Real Killers Of Her Conscience

Why This Quirky TV Star Never Spoke On Sundays. Tabs, Tues., Jan. 19, 2021

Why Did It Take So Long For America To Fully Honor Dr. King?

Trump Trying To Stuff One More Of Devin Nunes's Idiots Under Desk At NSA Before He Leaves

Texas Insurrectionist Jenna Ryan Maybe Not Smartest Life Coach In World

Lindsey Graham Such A Piece Of Sh*t, He Gets His Own Sunday Show Roundup!

FBI Investigating 'Empathetic And Loving' Woman For Rioting, Stealing Nancy Pelosi's Laptop

Nothing Grifty About Trump's Coming Pardon-Palooza, No He'd Never!

If Marjorie Taylor Greene Can’t Have Twitter, The Socialists Will Win!

QAnon People Still Trusting The Plan, Two Days From Biden Inauguration

No Mask Can Protect You From Rand Paul’s Lethal Stupidity

No Big, FBI Just Worried About ‘Insider Attack’ During Biden Inauguration

Parler (Sort Of) Back Online, And Other News About The Absolute Worst Parts Of The Internet

Giuliani Thinks Trump Should Just Tell The Senate Why He Ordered The Code Red

10 Good Deeds Done By Satanists That Surprised Everyone! Tabs, Mon., Jan. 18, 2021

F*ck You, Dead Phil Spector

No, GOP, Dr. King Would’ve Also Wanted To Impeach The MFer

'Pro-Life' SCOTUS Justices Best Ever At Killing People

Woman Who Took Private Jet To Capitol Riots Will Have To Manage Her Life Coaching Website In Jail

Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About 'Sedition' Except We Forgot Eugene Debs

Pillow Salesman Invited To White House To Advise President On Enacting Martial Law

Just Don't Talk About Nixon Around Donald Trump, OK?

Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 is Life's A Beach!

Trump Demands A Farewell Parade. A F*cking Parade!

What's Up With This 'Activist John' Guy At Capitol Riots? We Will Try To Explain.

Pennsylvania Vote-Frauder Guy Extra Super-Duper Stupid

Rep. Lauren Boebert Wants To Speak To The Manager About The RUDE Patrons In This Congressional Restaurant

QAnon Shaman Was Just Following Orders, He Can Have Pardon?

Introducing The MONEY FOR MERICA PLS JOE BIDEN Bill. It's Very Good!

Federalist Guy Did Not Move To Tennessee To Live With A Bunch Of Liberal Colonizers

Good Cop, Yes Donut

We Think This Mikie Sherrill Story Might Be 'Bout To Blow The F*ck Up

Cheryl Ladd's Wife Is The Most Gorgeous Woman! Tabs, Fri., Jan. 15, 2021

Secret Service Would Take Bullet For Jared 'N' Ivanka, Not Allowed To Take A Sh*t In Their House

How Miserable Is President Impeachy McNoTweets Right Now? Maggie Haberman To The Rescue!

We Need 20,000 National Guard Troops For Trump's 'Peaceful' Transfer Of Power

Right-Wing Extremists Concerned Planned Attacks On State Capitols Could Be 'FBI Honeypots'

Peter Navarro And Maria Bartiromo Can't Stop, Won't Stop Telling Trump's Fascist Big Lie

Whom Are We Arresting For Capitol Rioting Today?

Gippers Whine About Metal Detectors, But Pelosi Grabs 'Em By The Wallet

Rep. Dan Crenshaw, On Break From Punching Antifa Cars, Cries That Impeachment Will Cause Division

Junior And Kim Guilfoyle Looking For New South Florida Suburb To Stink Up

Lindsey Graham Only Supports Impeachment For Seditious Blow Jobs, Not Violent Insurrections

Shame Terrorists Attacked The Capitol Because Sarah Huckabee Sanders Never Got Her Chicken Dinner

People Who Should Be Taught Some Manners As Soon As Possible! Tabs, Thurs., Jan. 14, 2021

Arizona GOP Knows The Real Antifa Is ... Cindy McCain????

Unqualified Woman Distantly Related To Donald Trump Ponders Her Next Big Political Move

Marco Rubio Wants Joe Biden To Send You $2000, And You BETTER NOT NEED ANYTHING ELSE

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Needed A Safe Space, No Literally, Because That One Was Full Of Q Kooks Already

FBI Powerless Against White Terrorists Exercising Free Speech Right To Storm Capitol ... Wait, WHAT?

One-Day COVID Deaths A 9/11, Jonestown, Lockerbie 747 Bombing, AND School Shooting Of Your Choice

Oh No, Michigan AG To Witch-Hunt Rick Snyder Just For Poisoning Entire City Of Flint

Jim Jordan Graciously Concedes Biden Won Election Jordan Claims He Never Said He Stole

Metal Detectors At US Capitol: The Most Disgusting, Atrocious Thing Ever To Happen In America!

LET'S IMPEACH THE MOTHERF*CKER! AGAIN! RIGHT HERE IN THIS LIVEBLOG!

Plastic Surgery Outcomes That Changed Careers! Tabs, Wed., Jan. 13, 2021

Aryan Dumpster Fire Madison Cawthorn Only Told The Rubes To Threaten Congress *Lightly*, Y'all

TFW Europe Won't Meet The US Secretary Of State Because It's DONE With This Sh*t

What Is Felony Murder, And How Much Did The Capitol Rioter MAGA Assholes Commit It?

Let’s Talk About This Half-Assed ‘Orderly Transition’ Trump Promised

Donald Trump Was Too Busy Not Wanting Coup To Stop To Tell Traitors Having Coup To Stop

Terrorist Leader Emerges From Cave, Says IT WAS A PERFECT CALL!11!!!11!1

Lauren Boebert Sucks But Does She Suck Like Someone Who Supports The Mob During A Coup?

Kevin McCarthy Is The Hero Kevin McCarthy Needs Right Now

Conservatives Urge Biden To Cancel Impeachment Out Of Respect For Wee Feefees Of Armed Insurgents

Multiple Capitol Cops Suspended For Getting Too Friendly With Terrorists

Being Hunted In The Capitol Riot Not Enough? Congrats The GOP Just Gave You COVID!

Trump Spox Hogan Gidley, Put Your Yucky Trump Boner AWAY

Trump Heartbroken About Humans Dying At Capitol We Mean Golf Tournament Canceled At His Trashy Jersey Club

Five Reasons You Should Consider Giving The New Year A Second Chance. Tabs, Tues., Jan. 12, 2021

Tasered Balls And No Fly Lists: A Quick, Buzzkilling Reality Check

No, The Internet Didn't Murder The First Amendment. It Finally Grew The Hell Up.

It's Your GOP Sunday Show Idiot Roundup, Post-Capitol Insurrection Edition!

Black Cops’ Blue Lives Didn’t Matter Much To Trump’s Mob

The Not-So-Tragic Fall Of Mike Pence

NY Post: Cop Killed By Trump Supporters Was Trump Supporter, Ergo ... Something

How Many Times Can We Impeach Trump Before Next Wednesday? We're 'Bout To Find Out!

'Stop The Steal' Organizer Needs $2K A Day To Hide From Witches

Melania Trump Extends Sympathy To Real Capitol Riot Victim, AKA Herself

Nancy Pelosi Ready To Impeach The MFer Again

GOP: Let’s Keep ‘Humoring’ Deranged Sociopath In White House, Because That’s Worked Out So Well

Parler CEO, Devin Nunes Feeling Oh So Sad And Lonely

Trump-Defending Republicans Call For UNITY, Because They Think We’re That Stupid

These Teens Have Net Worths Beyond Your Imaginations! Tabs, Mon., Jan. 11, 2021

Arnold Schwarzenegger Has Some Things To Say About Nazis, Swords, Donald Trump

Dominion Voting Releases The Kraken On Sidney Powell

White Trump Supporters Shocked To Learn That ‘Law And Order’ Might Apply To Them

Cruz And Hawley Disappointed In Biden For Tearing Country Apart, Noting Their Role In Attempted Coup

Patriot Just Picked Up Those Zip Ties, Yeah, Was Looking For A Cop To Give Them To, Yeah!

After De-Escalation Training, Newark Police Don't Fire A Single Shot In 2020

Does Trump's Twitter Ban Violate The Government's First Amendment Right To Compel Speech?

Maybe Trump SHOULDN'T Have Tried To Murder Congress? Food For Thought!

Oregon Rep Escorted Armed Anti-Maskers Right Into Capitol Building, Luckily They Only Assaulted A Few People

Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is Shocked, Shocked Or What Is The Opposite Of That?

Trump Staffers Shed Fat Tears For Real Victims Of Capital Riots: Future Paychecks

Impeach The Motherf**ker Already, Again!

Josh Hawley To Sue Over Lost Book Deal For Tort Of 'Sowing Is Awesome But Reaping Sucks'

Fox News Weirdly Worried About Trump Supporters' Feeeeeelings Instead Of That Cop They Killed

Peggy Noonan Spits Poison On Trump, Hawley, Cruz Like One Of Those Frogs That Spits Poison

So WTF Happened With The National Guard And The Capitol Police?

Terrorists Who Stormed Capitol Getting Fired From Their Not-So-Blue-Collar Jobs

Idaho Dingus Who Stormed US Capitol Has Regrets, Lawyer

Betsy DeVos, GTFO

Oh, Guess 'Antifa Infiltrators' At Capitol Riot Were Decent USA-Loving Q Goons After All

We Are All Cussy Mad Joe Scarborough Right Now, So That's Annoying As Hell

TV Nerds Who Are Utter Bombshells Out Of Character! Tabs, Fri., Jan. 8, 2021

Chuck 'N' Nancy To VP Pence: Kick Him Out Or We'll Impeach The Motherf*cker Already

25th Who What Now? How Would That Work?

Here Are All 147 Members Of The Terrorist-Inciting GOP Sedition Caucus, May Their Names Forever Be Stained

Meanwhile, In Ohio, It's Mandatory Jazz Funerals For Your Abortion

White House Staffers SHOCKED SHOCKED To Find Their Boss Is A Homicidal Maniac

Tin Foil And Q's Not Coming, Four Dead At Capitol

Rudy Giuliani Commits First Aggravated Chram-Pulling Of 2021

Nebraska Gov: Undocumented Meat Packers Won't Get Vaccine, Because Reasons

David Perdue, Kelly Loeffler Don’t Have To Go Home, But They Can’t Stay In The Senate

Mitt Romney Wants To Teach Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley How They Take Out The Trash In Utah

Royal Family Members Who Live Like ... Nah, Not Today. Tabs, Thurs., Jan. 7, 2021

Here Is Your Coup After Dark Liveblog! Or, Hopefully, The Opposite Of That

Trump To Special Insurrecting People's Club: Stand Down, Stand By. Wonkette To YOU: Hang In There, Baby!

Trumpists Storm Capitol At Behest Of Dear Leader

Yep, Senator-Elect Jon Ossoff Sounds Pretty Damn Good

Liveblogging What Should Be Democracy's Most Boring Day But Isn't Because Donald Trump Is A Crybaby Loser

Oddio! Crackpots Now Convinced Italy Stole Election From Trump!

BYE, MITCH!

Is Georgia's Runoff Law Completely Racist, Or Just Kinda Racist?

How You Feelin' Today, Lindsey Graham And Ron Johnson? Like Sh*t? Good.

Let’s Give It Up For Senator-Elect Radical Liberal Rev. Raphael Warnock

Kenosha, Wisconsin, DA Graciously Declines To Press Charges Against Jacob Blake For Getting Shot In The Back

Josh Hawley Candlelight Vigiled To Death By Antifa, But Don't Worry He Got Better

Celebrities Who Got Off Easy For Serious Crimes! Tabs, Wed., Jan. 6, 2021

Can You Hear Stacey Abrams Now??? ... GOOD.

Nation Waits On Results Of Big Georgia Public Service Commission Vote, Also Senate Runoff

Who Wants To Help Tucker Carlson And Lou Dobbs Work Through Their Feelings?

Pennsylvania Republicans Try Out Their Own Minor League Coup!

Look At These Nice Things In Recent Funding Bills! Just Look At Them!

New Rep. Lauren Boebert Takes Her Fake Glock To Washington

Another Day, Another Judge Kicks Trump In The D*ck

Scotland Tells Trump To Go Cry Somewhere Else, Loser

The Vaccine Rollout Is Going Just Great!

Literally All Former Defense Secretaries To Trump: Don't Even F*cking Try It

Wisconsin Pharmacist Who Sabotaged COVID-19 Vaccine More Upsetting Than You Even Knew

Whole Foods CEO Being A Dick Again

Guy Who Wants To Overthrow Government Claims His Magic BlueTooth Speakers Cure COVID-19

Georgia’s Gabriel Sterling Takes Scouring Pad, Bleach To Trump’s Lies For Half An Hour

GOP Reps Oppose Trump Coup, But Only For Stupidest, Most Un-American Reason

How To Stop Writing 2020 On All Your Checks. Tabs, Tues., Jan. 5, 2021

Trump Giving Devin Nunes Presidential Medal Of Freedom, But No Medals For Devin's Cow :(

DC Judge Has Had It With These MF'ing Election Suits In His MF'ing Court

Senate's Dumbest Republican Defends Title On 'Meet The Press'

A-Hole Pharmacist Arrested After Deliberately Spoiling COVID-19 Vaccine Doses On Christmas

MyPillow Guy Gonna Be Governor Of Minnesota Just As Soon As Trump Is Re-Elected

Trump A-Holes Ring In New Year With Some Ice, Ice COVID

Trump Lawyers F*ck Around And Find Out In Georgia

Lin Wood Rebranding QAnon With New 'Lizard Squad' Theory

Janet Yellen, Accomplished Woman, Made Money Talking. How Is That Legal?

Trump Insists Everyone Pulling Elaborate COVID-19 Death Prank To Make Him Look Bad

Can We Please Not Have A Paul Ryan Redemption Arc News Cycle?

Hey, Look! Republicans Who Might Almost Believe In Democracy!

Ted Cruz Can't Believe Everyone Being So Unchill About His Plan To Overturn Election

No Big, Just Trump Begging Georgia Secretary Of State To ‘Find’ Him 11,780 Votes

What Baristas Want You To Know Before Going To A Coffeeshop! Tabs, Mon., Jan. 4, 2021

Well Of Course The Nashville Bomber Was A Lizard People Guy

KKKelly Loeffler Keeps Up The Gross Lies About Raphael Warnock

Awkward! Proud Boys And Cops Have Very Public Breakup

Louie Gohmert Is Sorry, But He's Just Gonna Have To Kill Us All

Pro-Trump Lawyer Lin Wood Wants To Execute Pence, Thinks John Roberts Is Trafficking Kids

Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Waves Hello To You, Goodbye To Trump's Bitch Ass Leaving

John Lewis Is Your 2020 — And Forever — Legislative Badass

Wonkette's 2020 Legislative Shitheel, You Are Senate's Dumbest Republican Ron Johnson!

2020: The Year We Motherf*ckin WON.

Now We Know What Rudy Giuliani's Chram Must Feel Like: A Sincere Wonkette Reflection On 2020

Requiem For A Goddamn HERO: Ruth Bader Ginsburg, God Damn.