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Fake Biden Holograms And Demon Sperm: 2021's Things We Can't Believe People Actually Believed
The Year In Infrastructure Week
2021: Your Mom Is Hot. No She's Really Hot, The World Is On Fire!
2021: The Year Tucker Felt Threatened. No, Even More Than All The Other Years.
2021's Most Perfect Propaganda Cancel-Cultured Critical Race Theory
2021: Brought To You By The Labor Movement!
What Were Your Top 10 Posts Of 2021? It Is A Secret And You Will NEVER KNOW
Wonkette Bazaar LEFTOVERS SALE!
Trump Files Another Desperate Motion In Archives Case
Missouri Gov Mike Parson Vows Reporter Who Found Sh*tty Coding In State Website Will PAY
Does It Matter If The Person Taking Your Reproductive Rights Away Listens To Lizzo?
Ghislaine Maxwell Guilty, And BBC Brings On Alleged Accomplice Alan Dershowitz To Lawsplain It!
After Leak Scandal, Facebook Went Full Nixon
Ted Cruz OUTRAGED Elon Musk 'Looted' For Taxes Like Some Kind Of Middle Class Schlub
Trumpy Gov Candidate Kari Lake Bans All John McCains From Arizona GOP
Arbitrator Agrees Ex-Texas Cop Who Attended January 6 Insurrection Should Never Cop Again
43 Grandchildren That Look Just Like Their Celebrity Grandparents! Tabs, Thurs., Dec. 30, 2021
Why Are All The Young People Leaving, Oklahoma Cries While Outlawing 'Books'
Court Drop-Kicks Oklahoma Guard Anti-Vax Suit Because BRO, DO YOU EVEN LAW?
MAGA Idiots Want To Do Intervention To Save Trump From Vaccine Madness
BREAKING: Joe Biden's Trickle Up Economics WORKED!
There Was A Denver Spree Killer Again. He Was A Racist Men's Rights Asshole Again.
Joe Rogan Picks Joe Biden's 2024 Replacement For Us And Sure, F*ck It, Why Not
Dr. Oz’s Senate Campaign Too Much Snake Oil For Oprah Winfrey
White Lady Doing Racism Can't Help But Wonder: Where Have All The Black Friends Gone?
Stop Cuddling With Your Cat, Here's Why! Tabs, Wed., Dec. 29, 2021
Shocking Study: Consumers Not Impressed By Brands That Insult Them!
Ohio Supreme Court To Decide How Badly GOP Can Rig Congressional Districts
House January 6 Select Committee Having A Subpoena Party And We're ALL Invited!
Anti-Vax Marjorie Taylor Greene Delivers Pro-Vaccine Message From Her Lord And Savior Donald Trump
Trump Econ Loon Exonerates Coup Plotters By Naming Names. Declares Flawless Victory.
Hey, Anybody Heard About This Thing They Call 'Coronavirus'? Sounds Bad!
GOP Sen. Ron Johnson Just Doesn’t See The Point In You Not Dying
Tucker's Show Has Masculinity Issues Even When He's Not There
Rand Paul: Democrats Stealing Elections By Convincing People To Vote For Them!
The Most Popular US Leader Is ... This F*ckin' Guy. What’s Wrong With You, America?
'Let's Go Brandon' Idiot Explains What 'Let's Go Brandon' Means To Him
One Time In A Million, A Coin Will Land On Its Edge! Tabs, Tues., Dec. 28, 2021
Arizona GOP State Senate Idiot Tweets Most Racist Christmas Pageant Ever
Conservatives Inadvertently Encourage Teen Reading With Swath Of Book Bans
Nevada GOP Candidate Says Mark Milley Should Be Hanged Live On C-SPAN. Totally Normal.
The Miseducation Of Chuck Todd
January 6 Committee Wants Trump’s Perfect Call To His Coup Buddies At Willard Hotel
'The View' Having Tough Time Finding Somebody Idiot Enough To Fill Meghan McCain's Shoes
Atlantic Writer Pretty Sure Liberals Made Anti-Vaxxers Too Stupid To Live
Oregon Dad Who Told Biden ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ On Christmas Eve Call Sad People Thinks He’s A Jerk
Can We Dare Live Like Desmond Tutu?
Do You Know Enough About Jesus Christ To Pass This Quiz? Tabs, Mon., Dec. 27, 2021
Wonkette Weekend Live Chat Is Fully Prepared To Drink Away 2021
Dr. Oz Selflessly Protecting Oprah By Asking Her Not To Support His Senate Run
Well Now 'Bloody Mary Bar' Just Has Me Thinking About What That Manger Must Have Looked Like AIYEEE
Wonkette's Top 10 Is Doing Its Traditional Champagne And Strawberries And Bagels And Lox
It's Wonkette's Christmas Eve Happy Hour, With This Week's Recipe, Mulled Wine!
Anti-Vaxxers Vs. Trump Tower: Let Them Fight.
Jan. 6 Committee Invites Coup- Curious Congressman Jim Jordan In For A Chat
Naomi Wolf Says Biden Military Doctors Coming To Take You Away (Ha Ha)
Former Cop Guilty Of Manslaughter In Killing Of Daunte Wright
Marry Him If He Does These Unexpected Things! Tabs, Fri., Dec. 24, 2021
A HOLIDAY BONUS OF LOVE FOR YOU, THE WONKER OF LOVE!
DOJ Won't Send People On Home Detention Back To Prison Even If COVID Ever Ends.
Union Wins Kellogg's Strike, No Scabs In Your Cornflakes!
SCOTUS Will Give Up A Vacation Day To Ensure American Workers Get Exposed To COVID As God Intended
Your COVID Roundup Is A Festivus Miracle!
Trump Half-Right About A Thing!
Joe Biden Extends Student Loan Payment Freeze, But Only For Art History Majors
Oh Sh*t, All The QAnon People Got Murdered By Anthrax!
The Do's And Don'ts For Striking A Pose To Always Be Camera-Ready! Tabs, Thurs., Dec. 23, 2021
A Robert E. Lee Statue Time Capsule You Say? Well Well Well.
Put Down The Horse Paste, Meemaw, Now We Have A Pill For That!
One Pill Makes You LargerAnd One Pill Makes You Racist. Go Ask Judge Michelle Odinet.
GOP Screeches About Empty Shelves As Joe Biden Piles Presents Under The Tree
Mitch McConnell Says Joe Manchin Should Join GOP, Where They Welcome Differing Views
House Report: Trump F*cked COVID Pooch On Purpose
Nazi School Dropout Madison Cawthorn Scares Conservative Youth Stupid
Texas Bigots Demand Safe Space From Reality In Public Libraries
Eric Adams Wore A Bullet Proof Vest For 22 Years. He’s New York’s Infallible, God King Mayor Now.
Swedish Tech Firm Puts Vaccine Passport On Implantable Microchip, Wait, Put That Axe Down
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Panders To MAGA Mob With ‘Stop W.O.K.E. Act’
Charlie Kirk Knows Who's Like Jesus, And It's Kyle Rittenhouse! PEW! PEW! BANG! BANG!
AOC: Here’s How Uncle Joe Can Build Back Better Without A-Hole Joe
40 Hilarious Resignation Letters That You'll Want To Copy! Tabs, Wed., Dec. 22, 2021
Joe Manchin's Clean Energy Coal Company Climate Change Grid Sandwich Of LIES
Were Trump's Own Generals Afraid He'd Use Their Troops To Attack Congress?
Joe Biden To Announce Festivus Miracle For COVID Fight
Oh Look, Tuesday White House Press Briefing!
A Fair And Balanced Look At What Jesse Watters Said About Dr. Fauci
Jan. 6 Committee Invites Coup- Curious Rep. Scott Perry In For A Little Chat
'Why Get Vaccinated If You Might Still Catch COVID-19?' — Idiots
It's Your Festive Coronavirus Holiday Infect-A-Thon!
Trump Sues NY AG Letitia James Under Legal Doctrine Of PLEASE GO 'WAY, MEAN LADY!
Joe Biden Hurt Joe Manchin’s Fee-Fees So Now Children Will Starve Because Joe Manchin Is A Monster
December 21 In Labor History: Deporting Emma Goldman
Donald Trump Jr. Says No More Mister Nice Christ For Him
Can We Maybe Not Sentence People To More Than A Century In Prison Over A Car Accident?
Steve Bannon Isn't Nearly As Smart As He Thinks He Is. And Neither Are His Lawyers.
Let's See How Mean Today's White House Press Briefing Is!
Chuck Schumer Gonna Build Back Better His Foot Up Joe Manchin's Ass
Joe Manchin Killing Child Tax Credit Because Parents Would 'Just Spend It On Drugs'
Did The White House Hurt Your Feelings By Telling The Truth About COVID? Call 1-800-F-U.
Sarah Palin Will Get Vaxxed Over Her Dead Body, Or Maybe Some Other People's
Her Name’s Kamala Harris. She’s The Vice President.
Let’s Talk About Trump’s Latest Horrible Antisemitic Rant
Patriotic Kentuckians Might Recognize Biden As POTUS If He Rebuilds Their Homes
40 Ideas To Help Declutter And Organize Any Home! Tabs, Mon., Dec. 20, 2021
Wonkette Weekend Live Chat Will Learn The True Meaning Of Christmas By The End Of This Broadcast
F*ck Joe Manchin, Part 187,383
Of Course The Magic Anti-5G Pendants Conspiracists Are Wearing Are Radioactive
Climate Threatens US $$$, You'd Think GOP Would Give Two Good Sh*ts
If You Want To Party At Anti-Vaxxer RFK Jr.'s House, Better Get A Vaccine!
Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Got Run Over By A Reindeer
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The New York Fairytale!
Mitch McConnell Is ... Right About A Thing???
Idaho Sheriff Pulled Gun On Youth Group Girls, Teaching Important Lesson About Giving Thanks
Fox News Hell Week Ends With Judicial D*ck Kicking
Seems America Has Just About Had Enough Of The Death Penalty.
FDA Permanently Lifts Pointless Ban On Abortion Pills By Mail
Joe Manchin, Unstoppable Robot Asshole
Tucker Would Like To Make A Prostate Analogy Now
Marjorie Taylor Greene Manages To Make Wonkette Feel Sorry For Jailer
Massive Sinkhole Leads To Huge Discovery! Tabs, Fri., Dec. 17, 2021
James O'Keefe A Very Ethical Boy Who Didn't Even Publish That Stolen Diary He Paid For!
Thursday White House Press Briefing, Let's Go!
Crazy California Idea: Help People Stay Healthy, Even If That Isn't Always 'Medicine'
Joe Biden Gonna Get The Lead Pipes Out!
UPDATE: Hannity And Ingraham Still Taking This Mark Meadows Text Thing In Stride
Is Build Back Better Dead, Or Is It Just Sleeping?
Weird Arkansas Didn't Elect Jim Bob Duggar 'Best Patriarch' And Also State Senator
Remembering The Visionary bell hooks
Only People With iQ Range 140-149 Know The Meaning Of These 17 Words! Tabs, Thurs., Dec. 16, 2021
Federalist Nails Adam Schiff For High Crimes Against Jim Jordan And Alexander Hamilton
Politifact Coulda Just Given Tucker Its Lie Of The Year Award, TBH
GOP Lawmaker Proposed Dumping 17 Million Votes And Daring SCOTUS To Do Something About It
Raphael Warnock Thinks Y’all Should Stop Playing Around And Pass A Damn Voting Rights Bill
Chris Cillizza Very Disappointed In Kamala Harris For Not Agreeing With Him That She’s Terrible
Manhattan DA Meeting All Donald Trump's Favorite Accountants And Bankers!
Kamala Harris Will Oppress You With Affordable Electric Vehicles, Charging Stations
Oh Snap! Elon Musk Called Elizabeth Warren ‘Senator Karen’ Because He's A Puerile Dipsh*t!
New York Times Exposes Democrats As Almost Sort Of Bad Like Republicans 2% Of The Time
Sad QAnon Schmuck Missed January 6 Capitol Attack, Managed To Do Federal Crimes Anyhow
Fox News Garbage Hosts Ready To Gaslight America About Their Mark Meadows Texts Now
Coronavirus Roundup: One Year Since Vaccines Available In USA, And ... Hoo Boy
Prosecutors Found The Florida Vote Frauders, And You'll Never Guess Who It Was!
Oh, So Now The Mainstream Media Gets That Fox News Is Garbage?
Your White House Press Briefing Will Begin Shortly ... Allegedly!
Joe Manchin Complains Build Back Better Cuts He Demanded Are Very Bad And Tricksy
Guess Fox News Hosts Don't Wanna Talk About All Their Sexts With Mark Meadows
Mark Meadows Aims To Shoot Self In D*ck, Takes Out Half Of Fox News In The Process
Fox News Demands Libs Stop Blaming Innocent Climate Change For Climate-Related Deaths
It Will Be A Great Day When The Military Has To 'Dash For Cash' On Ice And Teachers ... Don't?
How Santa’s Elves Were Finally Able To Unionize. Tabs, Tues., Dec. 14, 2021
Alex Jones Pretty Sure Joe Biden Dropped Tornado Nukes On Kentucky
Mark Meadows Paints Himself Into Corner With Jan. 6 Committee, Calls 911 To Report Kidnapping
Lindsey Graham Stinks Up Chris Wallace's Final 'Fox News Sunday'
Joe Manchin Is In Fact A Rich Person, Says Columbia Professor
Here’s How Democracy Is Breaking Down Right In Front Of Your Inflation-Weary Eyes
A White House Press Briefing, You Say?
Herschel Walker’s Working Class Givenchy Model Son Horrified Over Joe Biden’s Gas Prices
Is Amazon's Edwardsville Plant The New Triangle Shirtwaist Factory?
Trump Econ Loon Peter Navarro Playacts As Lawyer To Defy House Coronavirus Committee
Don’t Be A Creep About Kentucky Tornadoes Just Because Rand Paul Is A POS
Senate Candidate Dr. Oz Devastated Media Has ‘Canceled’ His Doctor-Ness
Wonkette Weekend Live Chat Doesn’t Want A Lot For Christmas, Just Your Scraggly Behind
Gavin Newsom To Use 'Logic' Behind Texas Abortion Ban To Ban Assault Weapons
President Biden Tells Kellogg's It's Not G-R-R-REAT To Replace Striking Workers With Scabs
In The 1880s, Black Farmers Organized For Economic Independence. Guess Who Wasn't Having It.
Ben Shapiro's Sister Shames 64-Year-Old Nancy Reagan For Not Being As Hot As Madonna
Let Wonkette's Top Ten Deliver You From The World Of Temptation
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Tom And Jerry!
Guy Who Was In That One Thing Is QAnon Person Or Something Now
More Nice Time! Environmental Lawyer Railroaded By Big Oil Allowed Out Of Prison!
Tucker Carlson Accuses Mitch McConnell Of 'Crushing The Weak Because He Can,' But Like In A Bad Way
Bah Humbug! Kansas City Landlords About To Find It A Lot Harder To Throw Families Into The Street
Missouri AG Orders County Health Dept To Do Nothing At All To Stop COVID, Hooray Freedom!
Joe Biden Gives Texas Family Their Seized WALL Land Back, When Clearly It Should Go To Steve Bannon
Senate's Dumbest Republican Gonna Cure COVID With Listerine, OPEN WIIIIIIIDE
Congratulations To The Fine Workers At The First Unionized Starbucks Shop!
All Senate Republicans, Two Dems Vote To Repeal Biden's Vaccine Mandate. Gosh, Which Two?
Fox News Christmas Tree Attack Was Just Like Pearl Harbor Because Here's Why
55 DIY Christmas Centerpieces To Decorate Your Holiday Table! Tabs, Fri., Dec. 10, 2021
Wonkette Says Give EVERYBODY Electric Vehicle Charging Stations!
Mark Meadows Forwards Some *Real Sane Shit* To House 1/6 Committee
Anti-LGBTQ Hate Group Demands Burlington Coat Factory CHRISTMAS HARDER!
Your White House Press Briefing Is A Go!
Ex-Sen. David Perdue Primarying GA Gov. Brian Kemp. It's Nasty, Brutish, And We Hope Lasts Forever!
Josh Duggar Maybe Going To Prison For 19 Years And Counting
Fox Lady's Enthusiasm For Mass Firing A Little Much Even For Other Foxers
Checking In With Fox News's Hanukkah Freedom Tree Benghazi Disaster Coverage! DAY TWO!
Hero California Cops Unwind From ‘Defund’ Stress With Morale-Boosting Racist Texts
Texas School Book Purge Heating Up, Almost To Fahrenheit 451
Tucker Worried About Getting 'Feminized' By COVID Now, Like A Normal Person
Things Everyone Just Ignores In Love Actually! Tabs, Thurs., Dec. 9, 2021
Intolerant Left Refuses To F**k Conservative A-Holes Who Hate Them
Ron DeSantis Too Busy Spending $$$$$$$$$ On 'Sea Level Rise' To Think About Commie 'Climate Change'
Is Mark Meadows TRYING To Catch A Federal Charge? Let's Ask These Very Interesting Documents!
Newsmax Replaces Bugf*ck Devil Vaccine Lady With Guy Nancy Pelosi De-Balled In 2019
What's In The Defense Authorization Bill? Some Interesting Sh*t!
Fox News Blames Liberal Grinches Everywhere For The Flaming Death Of Its Christmas Tree
Ayanna Pressley Has Had Enough Of Lauren Boebert's Sh*t
Tucker's 14-Minute Boner Infomercial For Putin's Russia Was Kinda Weird Last Night
Rep. Peter Meijer’s Not A ‘Good’ Republican Because There Is No Such Thing
When Will We Finally Accept That Trumpism Was Never About Economic Anxiety?
Senate's Dumbest Republican Must Have Forgotten Downplaying COVID And AIDS
What? No Debt Ceiling Crisis? Are We Sure?
Ugly Wedding Dresses Make You Glad You're Not The Bride! Tabs, Wed., Dec. 8, 2021
Megyn Kelly's Wealthy White Person Mask Problems Unbearable, Probably Unsolvable
Mark Meadows Playing Stupid Games With 1/6 Committee Subpoena, Again, Will Win Stupid Prizes
Tennessee Finally Removes Crime Against Art/Humanity Statue Honoring Racist Traitor Founder Of KKK
Want A White House Press Briefing? Have One!
SHUT UP LARRY. American Middle, Working Classes Got Some $$$ In Their Pockets!
Pull The Fire Alarm, Trump's 2024 Coup Is Already Raging
David Perdue Will Lay Own Body Down Before Stacey Abrams's Evil Shermanesque Death March To GA Gov!
Keystone Coup Lawyer John Eastman Consults Constitutional Scholar Tucker Carlson
Merrick Garland Sues Texas For Bigot Maps
Fox News Presents Holiday Classic 'How The Black Lives Matter Stole Christmas'
Politico Wrote An Entire Story About Kamala Harris's Headphones And Why They Mean She Sucks
Is Jim Jordan Planning To Kill Us All?
Devin Nunes Quitting Congress To Graze In Trump's Pastures. That's It, That's Your Final Cow Joke.
How A Frozen Landscape Chilled This Room For 24 Days! Tues., Dec. 7, 2021
Matt Lewis Pretty Sure It's Bill Clinton's Fault Republicans Love Trump So Much
DC National Guard Commanders Aren't Going To Let Mike Flynn's Brother Pin This Sh*t On Them
GOP Will Outlaw Abortion. The Next Step Is A Mystery, Even To Them!
It's Your Few Minutes Late White House Press Briefing, A Few Minutes Late!
Conservatives Cry 'False Flag' Over Known White Supremacist Group's DC Rally
Trump Admits To Obstruction Of Justice. Again.
David Perdue Embraces Trump’s Big Lie That He Can Beat Stacey Abrams For Georgia Gov.
Steve Bullock Has Solid Advice For How Democrats Can Beat Republicans From Old ‘West Wing’ Reruns
Cops Pretty Sure Their Morale’s Too Low To Solve Homicides
Best Gift For Men Who 'Don't Want Anthing'! Tabs, Mon., Dec. 6, 2021
Wonkette’s Weekend Live Chat Is Strictly On The Naughty List
Apparently No One Told Marjorie Taylor Greene That Cancer Isn't Contagious
Madison Cawthorn Pretty Sure Ladies Are Just God's Holy Tupperware
Parents Of Oxford Shooting Suspect Arrested While Innocently Hanging Out In Detroit Warehouse
Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Is A Game Of Chess, But No One’s Taking This Queen Down
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With Gifts For The Bartender In Your Life!
Texas Cops 'Arrest' Grinch? We Thought He Got Restorative Justiced!
Oxford Shooter's Parents Charged With Involuntary Manslaughter, As They Should Be
Georgia Women Sue Gateway Pundit For All The Racist Death Threats Sent By Its Wise, Kind Readers
Missouri Memory-Holed Its Own Study Showing Mask Mandates Work
Joe Biden Talking About ... Thing ... Right Now!
LIVEBLOG: E. Jean Carroll Takes On Trump At The Second Circuit
Senate A**hole Caucus Folds, Government Shutdown Averted!
Did United Do Awesome Thing With Sustainable Jet Fuel? MOSTLY TRUE, Also SEVEN PINOCCHIOS.
And Then Jeanne Shaheen Kicked Tom Cotton's Ass
Funny Tweets About Office Party Fails! Tabs, Fri., Dec. 3, 2021
Tucker Finds Non-White Person To Stick Up For. Maaaaybe.
Trump DOJ Lawyer Jeffrey Clark Lands It Like Hindenberg With Jan. 6 Committee
Don't Tell An Anti-Vaxxer To Go Eat Dirt, Because They WILL Take It Literally!
Laura Ingraham Just Gently Threatening Conservative Justices If They Refuse To Overturn Roe
To Fight COVID Variants, Biden Gonna Boost Grandma, Drive Her To Walgreens
So We're Probably Going To Lose Roe.
PSA For Beltway Media: Susan Collins Is Full Of Sh*t
Here's Your Before Noon White House Press Briefing!
Republicans Play Stupid Games With Vax Mandates In Hopes Of Winning Fancy Global Economic Crash
Local Democrats Only Flip 40-ish Seats In Georgia Elections, Probably Excellent News For John McCain
Senate's Dumbest Republican Pretty Sure Dr. Fauci Overreacted To AIDS Too
Stacey Abrams Gonna Be Georgia’s Next Governor. There We Said It.
Think Your Toilet Is Truly Clean? Do This Now! Tabs December 2, 2021
Rod Dreher Has Heard Of Hiney-Lickers And Rumors Of Hiney-Lickers, At Princeton!
LIVE: Biden Announces New HIV/AIDS Strategy On World AIDS Day
Stop Blaming Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s Ghost Whenever Roe V. Wade’s On Chopping Block
Democracy Had Good Run, But Trumpy Ratf*kers Now Taking Over Running Local Elections
Trump Knew He Was Spitting COVID-19 On Biden At Presidential Debate, LIKE A BOSS
Boise State Prof/Claremont Fellow: cOlLeGe FoR bOyS OnLY, nO GIrLs aLlOWeD!
Bigot Lauren Boebert Bravely Ignores Death Threats She’s Inspired Against Ilhan Omar
Mark Meadows Decides To Sing For Jan. 6 Committee After All. Jeffrey Clark Decides To Find Out.
LIVE BLOG: Partisan GOP SCOTUS Hacks Hear Arguments In 15-Week MS Abortion Ban
Here's Your Daily Marjorie Taylor Greene Dumpstupid Fight Club Update!
America’s Guns Safe After Yet Another Tragic School Shooting
Why You Only Have Just Two Days Left To Buy Christmas Presents. Tabs, Wed., Dec. 1, 2021
Crap Words From Dr. Oz's Senate Announcement, Or Crap Medical Advice He Gave On His Show? A QUIZ!
Joe Biden Did Inflation And Now All The Santas Are Dead
Fox News Can't Decide: Is Anthony Fauci Mussolini, Or Josef Mengele?
Nancy Pelosi Buying Up Double Fridges In South Florida To Store Her Luxury Ice Creams, Probably
Yay! Probably No Government Shutdown Coming! Now, About Debt Limit And Build Back Better...
Capitol Rioter/Jesus Christ Superstar Actor Claims Divine Right Not To Be Prosecuted
Marjorie Taylor Greene Know Your But What Am I, Nancy Mace!
How VERY DARE Ilhan Omar Hang Up On Lauren Boebert Like She's Some Common Racist Telemarketer
Trump Sure Doesn't Want 1/6 Committee To See His Presidential Records! A Live Blog!
Jill Biden Christmas Decorations Not Even Hellhouse Like Melania's, What Is Happening
Nerdy TV Characters Who Are Actually Super Hot! Tabs, Tues., Nov. 30, 2021
QAnon Weirdos Explain Michael Flynn's One Weird Trick To Not Actually Denounce Them
Centrist Rep. Tom Suozzi Latest Dem Who'd Like To Be New York Governor Instead Of Kathy Hochul
Same GOP Stupidity, New Variants
NY Times Columnist Unsure Why 'The Feminist Movement' Has To Be So Feminist About Everything
Let’s All Cherish The Moment When Dr. Fauci Mocked GOP Seditionist Ted Cruz On National TV
Republicans Horrified Kamala Harris Bought $375 Pot In France While Poor People Exist
Cyber Ninja CEO $2M In Debt After AZ Fraudit Debacle. SAD!
Fully Vaccinated GOP Rep. Nancy Mace Just Pushing Benefits Of ‘Natural Immunity’ From COVID-19
Blood Stains Are A Thing Of The Past With Tabs! Mon., Nov. 29, 2021
Some Insufficient Words About Stephen Sondheim
Right-Wing Conspiracists Come Up With Most Moronic Theory Yet
You Bought Nothing Yesterday. Now It's Time To WONKETTE BAZAAR!
It's Wonkette Happy Hour (Again), With This Week's Cocktail, Irish Coffee!
Put Your Leftovers In Your Stomach, With Spicy Turkey And Squash Soup!
Eat This Leftover Stuffing Strata For Every Meal For The Rest Of Your Life Or Until It's Gone
A Continent To Despoil And Poison: Your William S. Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer 2021
It's A Bonus Wonkette Happy Hour, With A Thanksgiving Chocolate Martini!
This Real Recipe From Rush Limbaugh Has Jello, Stuffed Olives, And Miracle Whip In It
The Jell-O Recipe That Mamie Eisenhower Used To Win The Cold War
Betty Ford's Chocolate Cake Thing Involves A Lot Of Sleeping And Hanging Out In The Freezer
It's Buttercup Squash Pie For Thanksgiving, Because SHUT UP, PUMPKINS
Y'all Are Eatin' Collard Greens Up In Here; Or, Vegetables Are Better With Bacon
Stupid White Murderers Who Murdered Ahmaud Arbery Almost All Guilty On Almost All Counts!
Put Thanksgiving In Your Mouth With Grown-Up Baked Mac And Cheese, For Grown-Ups
(PSSST *Grandma* Wonkette's Pineapple Orange Cranberry Sauce Is Better, Actually)
Put Some Food On Your Family With Aunt Wonkette's Real Cranberry Business
Making Thanksgiving 'Monkey Bread' With Nancy Reagan
Give Thanks: Kevin Strickland Exonerated, Freed From Prison In Missouri After More Than 42 Years
Jury Slaps Tiki Nazis With $25 Million In Damages For Charlottesville Violence
Stephen Crowder Explains How Slavery Was Never About Race, And Other Wisdom
Bet You Libs Don't Even Think Trump Deserves Honorary Black Belt In Taekwondo
She Was Just The Biggest Nerd, But Now She's A Princess! Tabs, Wed. November 24, 2021
It's Psaki-Thirty! Your White House Press Briefing Livestream!
Seven Magnificent COVID Deniers Somehow Get COVID After Florida COVID Denial Conference
LIVE: President Biden Announcing Big Sale At White House Gift Shop Or Something
MyPillow Guy's Thanksgiving Prophecies ... Not Coming True, Maybe?
New York Prosecutors Zeroing In On Trump Properties' Incredibly Variable Valuations
January 6 Committee Makes Roger Stone And Alex Jones An Offer They Can't Refuse
Norway Post Office Makes Happiest Holiday Movie About Santa Finally Meeting Nice Guy
Waukesha Parade Attack Suspect In Custody. Let's Hope They Hold Onto Him This Time.
The Days Of Black Friday Starting Thanksgiving Night Maybe Coming To An End (Thankfully)
The Sunday Shows Are Petri Dishes For Bad Politics
Arbery Killers Furious To Discover Judge Will Be Applying Law To White Men In Georgia
Texas Teens Tasered, Arrested While Protesting School's Handling Of Sexual Assault
Senator Of The Year Kyrsten Sinema Gives Rare Interview ... Wait, Where Are You Going?
What We Know So Far About The Deadly Waukesha, Wisconsin, Christmas Parade Attack
Oregon Gov. Kate Brown Is Nation's Least Popular Governor, So That Seems Unfair
Republicans Proactively Win More Elections With Grossly Partisan Redistricting
Don't Let Your Dog Follow You To The Bathroom. Here Is What It Means! Tabs, Mon., Nov. 22, 2021
This Week’s Wonkette Live Chat Is Bathing In $90 Bottles Of Red Wine
Pillow Guy, Kid Rock, Proud Boys: It's A Big Weekend For Terrible Men Doing Weird Shit
Oh Dear, Looks Like We Forgot International Men's Day Again.
Market Watch Concerned About All The $90 Bottles Of Wine We Average Americans Are Buying
Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Is A Great Big Genius Who Lives In The Sea
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Hooper's Dirty Martini!
Kim Guilfoyle Was Hot To Claim Credit For Jan. 6 Protest. Will Select Committee Give It To Her?
Oklahoma Gov Doesn't Execute Julius Jones, Just Because He May Be Actually Innocent
Dreamed We Saw Joe Hill Last Night
What If Jen Psaki Were This Orange Cat?
Big Night! CBO Score! Kevin McCarthy Never Shuts Up! And Now, House Passes Build Back Better!
Will This Far-Right Journalist Prove Pols Are Getting High Off The Blood Of Children?
It's A 1A DEATH MATCH Between James O'Keefe And The NYT, And A Judge Just ... Seriously?
Very Serious Sen. John N. Kennedy Goes Full Red Scare With Biden Nominee
Mark Meadows Has Coolest Idea For Owning Libs And Also Screwing Kevin McCarthy Over Forever
Seniors: Unsold Cruise Cabins Are Almost Being Given Away! Tabs, Fri., Nov. 19, 2021
Sure We're Heading For Armageddon, But It'll Be Worth It For The Dank Memes, Bro
No, Lauren Boebert, YOU'RE 'A Dumb Waste Of The House's Time'
Thursday White House Press Briefing, Hooray!
TFW Even Rupert Murdoch Is Telling Trump To Get Over It, Loser
Dammit, No One's Going To Out-Bigot Josh Mandel!
Republicans BIG MAD Pelosi And AOC Took Away Rep. Paul Gosar's Free-Speech Death-Threat Rights
Sh*t My Kyle Rittenhouse Judge Says
Kristi Noem's Daughter Quitting Real Estate Appraising Forever, Y'ALL HAPPY NOW?
Max Boot Wants Biden To Go Sister Souljah On Randomly Selected Woman, For Democracy
Medical Workers Aren't Sexy Halloween Costumes, They're Friggin' EXHAUSTED
When To Sell Your Losers. Tabs, Thurs., Nov. 18, 2021
What Does One Serve After Daddy Dearest Stages A Coup?
Trump Makes Biden’s Infrastructure Week Even Sweeter By Attacking ‘Broken Old Crow’ Mitch McConnell
Judge Likens Q-Anon Shaman To MLK, Then Sends Him To Jail
Woke 'Sesame Street' Triggered Matt Schlapp To Death, But Don't Worry He Got Better
A New Drilling Ban And 'Green Steel Deal': Your Eco Nice Time Report!
Nicolle Wallace Performs Live Autopsy On Pathetic Gasbag Chris Christie
Fox Story About Antifa Clashing With Anti-Vax Nazis Made More Sense Before Fox Edited The Nazis Out
Jim Bob Duggar So Mad Son Canceled Just For ALLEGED Child Porn That He Is Running For Office
Bureau Of Labor Statistics Had One Job. Is That Job One Or 19 Jobs?
Rep. Paul Gosar Apologizes For Public Fantasy Of Killing AOC. (He Apologized To The GOP.)
Poor Countries Gonna Get All Up In New COVID Pills, Fuk Yeh!
Chuck Todd Pretty Sure Biden’s Historic Infrastructure Bill Is DOOOOOM For Democrats, DOOOOOM
Laura Ingraham Is Starting To Get Better At Comedy And It's Making Lefties Nervous
Managemental Fiascos The Employees Could Not Keep Quiet About! Tabs, Wed., Nov. 17, 2021
Jon McNaughton Paints His Sexiest Man Alive, Also His Six Sexiest Men Dead
Anti-CRT Group Promises Bounty On New Hampshire Teachers Doing Thoughtcrime
Six Colorado High School Students Take Bullets For Gun Freedom
Sidney Powell And Michael Flynn Tried To LOCK HER UP CIA Director Gina Haspel For Server Treason
Joe Biden Signs Infrastructure Bill! Everyone Thank The Last Guy For Some Reason We Guess!
Tucker Feeling Threatened By Black Woman Who Is Vice President Again, We Guess
Chris Christie MIGHT Not Support Trump In 2024 If He Is Actively Running Against Him
Wyoming GOP Votes To Oust Liz Cheney For Crimes Against Trump
Here's The Wilbur Ross/Peter Thiel Real Estate Porn You Never Asked For!
Milo Yiannopoulos Selling Virgin Marys On Far-Right Catholic Home Shopping Network Knockoff
Sunday Shows: Profiles In GOP Cowardice
Steve Bannon Derp Walks Into FBI
Monday White House Press Briefing, Hooray!
'Fox & Friends' Now Pushing Food Buckets Like Common Jim Bakkers
It’s Official: Beto O’Rourke Running For Texas Governor
Maria Bartiromo Screamed Election Conspiracies In Bill Barr's Earholes, Like Real Journalist
Here's Your Video Of Closing Arguments In Kyle Rittenhouse Trial
CNN: How Is Kamala Harris Screwing Up Now?
Michael Flynn Makes Excellent Argument For Getting Rid Of That 'Under God' Nonsense
Trump Coup Plotters Suggested Mike Pence Help Steal Election Like A Common Thomas Jefferson
40+ Times When It Seemed Life Hadn't Finished Buffering! Tabs, Mon., Nov. 15, 2021
Wonkette’s Weekend Live Chat Will Give You The Old Razzle Dazzle
Project!: Convicted Capitol Rioter Soliciting Letters About How Great He Is
Hey! Know What Ends When We All Have Electric Nerd Cars? Bitching About Gas Prices!
Fox Tries To Make Kamala Harris' Non-Existent Fake 'French Accent' The New Obama's Tan Suit
Manly Josh Hawley Still Sad About How Progressives Murdered Masculinity
Steve Bannon Plays Stupid Games, Wins Stupidest Prize
The Best Part Of Waking Up Is Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten ... On Your Screen?
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Dry Martini!
Steve Bannon INDICTED, Mark Meadows Flips Off 1/6 Committee, Trump Looks Headed For Brick Wall
Vaxxed Anti-Vaxxers Now De-Vaxxing Themselves With The 'Aztec Secret' Face Mask
Joe Manchin Whines Build Back Better's EV Tax Credit Is Too Nice To Unions
Can You Ban 'Black Pastors' From Courtroom? Check Box 'Yes' Or 'No'
Jerry Falwell Jr. Lets It All Hang Out In Hilarious Counterclaim Against Liberty University
Law Firms Are Monitoring Remote Workers With Dystopian Racist Surveillance Systems
NRA Leaders On Tape After Columbine: Does Massacre Make Us Look Big Ass?
Tucker Just Asking Why We Can't Support Mother Russia's War Efforts Against Ukraine
Trump Pretty Sure Screaming 'Hang Mike Pence!' Just Normal Part Of Overthrowing Government For Trump
January 6ers Claim They Are Being Force-Fed Critical Race Theory In DC Jail
Clever Unexpected Responses On Social Media! Tabs, Fri., Nov. 12, 2021
Fine Here Is Your Kurt Vonnegut, On The First Armistice Day Since The Latest War Ended
What's In The Build Back Better Bill? Your Servicey Wonkette SUPER MEGA-LISTICLE!
Judge Says Texas Can't Make Disabled Kids Choose Between School And COVID, Tosses Texas Mask Ban
Can't Break Up With Joe Biden If Joe Biden Broke Up With You LAST YEAR, LINDSEY
Rightwing Anti-Vaxxers No Longer Big Fans Of Pharmacists Refusing To Fill Prescriptions
$3600 For Josie And Pussycats Videos, Pls Halp Wonkette Our Family Is Dying
What The F*ck Happened At The Kyle Rittenhouse Trial Yesterday
Roger Stone On Gab Offering To Sperm Up Laura Loomer. Sorry About Your Breakfast!
Nice Christian Lady Concerned Again About 'Satanic Feminism,' Which We All Now Practice
Secretary Mayor Pete Says Roads Are Racist, Haw Haw What A Dumb ... Oh?
Same Judge Kicks Trump In Dick Third Night In Row Over January 6 Docs
When The Legionnaires Celebrated Armistice Day By Lynching The Lumberjack Wobblies
One Week After Virginia Elections And School Board Members Want To Burn Books
24 Adorable Christmas Mason Jar Crafts! Tabs, Thurs., Nov. 11, 2021
Trumpy Senate Candidate Sean Parnell Seems ... Like Someone Trump Would Endorse All Right!
Ask Not For Whom The Subpoena Tolls, Trump Staffers. It Tolls For You.
Nice Time: California Lettuce Workers Are Vaccinated AF
Newsmax Idiot Impugning Muppets' Masculinity, Challenging Them To Debates, As One Does
Trump So Mad That ‘Old Crow’ Mitch McConnell Gave Joe Biden His Infrastructure Week
Federal Judge Gives Trump ANOTHER Dick-Kickin' In Re: January 6 Documents
Tucker Carlson, Other Anti-Woke Crusaders Really Pissed That Microsoft's Aware Blind People Exist
Person Too Bugf*ck For Newsmax Gets Twitter Privileges Back, Loses Them Forever
Who Will Be The GOP’s Next Top Glenn Youngkin?
Office Of Special Counsel Finds One Or Twelve Hundred Hatch Act Violations In Trumpland
Former Sen. Max Cleland Dies At 79, Can Now Haunt Rick Wilson In Person
Presidents Ranked By IQ! Guess Who Was First! Tabs, Wed., Nov. 10, 2021
How Many Ways Did The Stable Genius Bone The Census? All The Ways.
How Kyle Rittenhouse Almost Killed The ‘Good Guy With A Gun’
Turns Out Making An Inexperienced 29-Year-Old King Of The Federal Bureaucracy Is Bad Actually
Friends Don't Let Friends Get Medical Advice From Jimmy Dore
Can We Please Admit Now That Conservative Outrage Over Kathy Griffin Was Complete Garbage?
If It's Tuesday, Time For Your White House Press Briefing!
13 Republicans Voted For Infrastructure Bill. Now It's Their Time In The Barrel.
Dennis Prager Pretty Sure Unvaxxed Morons More Shunned Than Gay Men During 1980s AIDS Crisis
January 6 Committee Drops Subpoenas On Six More Trump Goons
Just A Congressman Tweeting Cartoon Video Of Himself Murdering Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Oh No, Did Marjorie Taylor Greene Accidentally Convert To Nation Of Islam Yesterday?
9 Major Cities That Could Be Underwater By 2030. Tabs, Tues., Nov. 9, 2021
Cancel Culture Martyrs Announce Anti-Woke 'University' In Texas
Critical Sunday Show Race Theories For The 2022 Midterms!
Oh Hey Look, It's Joe Biden And Some Basketball Champions!
Josh Hawley Must Take Personal Responsibility For His Own Masculinity Issues
Actual US Senator Ted Cruz Not Ready To Take Texas Secession Off The Table
Your Monday Press Briefing Has Pete Buttigieg In It
Marjorie Taylor Greene Sure Understands Both Epidemiology And Communism
The ‘Super Friends’ Were Always ‘Woke.’ It’s Conservative Hearts That Got Small.
Former DOJ Doofus Jeffrey Clark Will Never Tell His Trump Secrets And You Can't Make Him
Seemingly Anti-Vax Illinois Teacher Just Fooling, She’s Been Vaccinated For Months
Oh No, We Murdered Chivalry Again.
Insurrectionist Jenna Ryan Pretty Sure Prison Is A Day Spa
You're Not Drinking Enough Water And Here's How To Tell! Tabs, Mon., Nov. 8, 2021
Wonkette’s Weekend Live Chat Will Spill All The Tea!
Big Bird Got Vaxxed, And Ted Cruz, Usual Assholes, Being Usual Assholes About It
New York Times Rains On Democrats’ Big Infrastructure Parade
Hey Hun, Kyrsten Sinema Has An Exciting Work-From-Home Business Opportunity For You!
Joe Biden Talked Some Words At You About INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK, Let's Watch Together!
NO MORE BABIES DOING HOMEWORK IN TACO BELL PARKING LOTS
Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is A Lion Lying Down With A Lamb
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Sage Counsel!
How Is Gabby Giffords Being A Hero Today?
Did James O'Keefe Spy Thugs Burgle Ashley Biden's Diary? Because That's F*cking Gross
Karine Jean-Pierre Has Your White House Press Briefing, So Pay Attention, You!
October Jobs Report Out And Great News, Unless You Are Fox
How Dare HPV Vaccine Basically End Cervical Cancer When I Already Had HPV?
Newsmax Host Emerald Robinson Too Nutty For Newsmax!
May Be A Build Back Better Vote Today. That Would Be Good!
NYT's Nate Cohn Thinks Glenn Youngkin’s A Postracial Dreamboat Almost Like That Obama Guy
The 'Masculine Toilet' Guy Is Back To Take On The Jan. 6 Committee
Congressman Whose Voice Sounds Like Ben Shapiro Threatening To Run Us All Over Now
What's Better Than One Manhattan Grand Jury Investigating Trump Org? Another One!
30+ Genius Granny Life Hacks That Work So Well! Tabs, Fri., Nov. 5, 2021
CNN Explains How Joe Biden's Inflation Hurts Typical American Family With Nine Kids
Trump Lawyers Get D*ck Kicked In Hearing On January 6 Evidence
Special Counsel John Durham Arrests Russian Pee Tape Man For TERRIBLE LIES!
Wonkette Press Briefing Post Late, But Not As Late As White House!
Two Cheers, Maybe Even Three, For Tyson Foods' Vaccine Mandate. Yes, Really!
Samuel Alito Wishes Good Guys With Guns Would Just Kill All The Bad People On Subways
Stupidest Man On Internet Delivers Election Analysis Worthy Of Stupidest Man On Internet
Smartmatic Voting Machine Company Sues OANN And Newsmax For PAY UP BITCHES
Watch Congress Talk About Texas's Garbage Abortion Bounty Hunter Law
Ted Cruz Grunting About Nude Beaches For Some Reason
Republicans Block ‘Stop Republicans From Cheating’ Bill? Whaaaaaaaat????
Who's The Biggest Source Of Climate Lies On Facebook? Would You Believe It's Breitbart?
Jeff Bezos's New Boat Is Bigger Than The Titanic! Tabs, Nov. 4, 2021
Nice Time! Five- To 11-Year-Olds Now Officially Eligible For COVID-19 Vaccine Magnetization!
Lauren Boebert Has Gay Jokes About Pete Buttigieg, And They Are DURRRR DURRRR DURRRR
Anderson Cooper: Is Far Left To Blame For Perfectly Normal Democrat Losing Virginia Governor’s Race?
WaPo: Trump Claims Executive Privilege Over Meetings His Campaign Paid For
HOT TAKE: New Jersey Rigged, Virginia Most Accurate Election In American History, Probably
How Kyle Rittenhouse, Armed With Just An AR-15, Miraculously Defended Self Against Deadly Skateboard
So What The Hell Happened In Virginia?
New York Times: Why Do These GOP Activists Keep Sucking My C*ck?
Her Acting Was So Bad The Movie Lost Millions! Tabs, Wed., Nov. 3, 2021
Stupid Arizona QAnon Idiot Has Racist Thing To Say About Virginia Elections
Oath Keepers Bench-Slapped After Trying To Get Out Of Jail Based On Non-Existent Vaccine Mandate
LIVE: Biden Early For First Time Ever, Probably Because Scotland Is Four Hours Ahead Of DC
PA Senate Candidate Sean Parnell Isn't Letting Horrific Domestic Violence Allegations Deter Him
Marjorie Taylor Greene Reveals She’s Unvaccinated, Maskless, Ready To Spread COVID-19
Hey Virginia, Need Another Reason To Go Vote? Here's One!
Louie Gohmert Doesn't Reckon He'd Like To Brush His Teeth With Tree Bark
Greg Abbott Is In Texas's School Libraries, Stealing All The Porns
Lord God Joe Manchin Demands More Temples In His Honor Before Supporting Reconciliation Bill
North Idaho Has A New Wingnut News Source, And It's A Doozy
Newt Gingrich Pretty Sure Terry McAuliffe Stole VA Election, Unless Republican Youngkin Wins It
Tucker's Movie Promotion For '1/6 Was A Planned Demolition' Going Well
Best Pandemic Excuses For Avoiding Thanksgiving Dinner With Family. Tabs, Tues., Nov. 2, 2021
Florida Cancel Cultures College Profs For Criticizing Gov. Ron DeSantis
Kyle Rittenhouse Getting Such Fair Trial You're Gonna Get Sick Of Fairness
Why Is Biden At UN's COP26 Climate Summit When Kamala Is The Cop?
Josh Hawley Pretty Sure MAGA Bros Watch Porn All Day Because Liberals Hurt Their Fee-Fees
Lancaster, PA, Hero Cops So Protect And Serve-y They Forged Their Own Vaccine Cards
For God's Sake, Virginia, Get Out And Vote Tomorrow!
Trump Throws Tantrum To Keep Incriminating Docs From January 6 Committee
Oh Great, Media Now Both Sides-Ing Whether To Vaccinate Kids Against Deadly Virus
White Lady Insurrectionist Who Thought She Was Too Blonde, White For Jail Maybe Not Totally Correct
John Eastman Has A Lot More Coup-Related Lunacy To Answer For
45 Unsettling Photos Of Liminal Spaces That Feel Like Alternate Reality! Tabs, Mon., Nov. 1, 2021
Let’s Trick The Treats Out Of Everyone This Halloween!
Happy Halloween! Here, Enjoy Some Good Old Fashioned Satanic Panic
Texas Cops Thought They Were Real Cute Ignoring Calls For Help From Biden Bus
Dr. 'Demon Sperm' Warns Our Leaders Have Been Replaced With Blood-Drinking Clones
Virginia Pol Only Did Blackface Because Of How Very Much Like Dave Chappelle He Is
When There Is No More Room In Hell, Wonkette's Top Ten Will Walk The Earth
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Recipe, Bourbon On The Rocks!
It's Child Tax Credit Nice Time!
Did A QAnon-Loving Michigan Township Clerk Run Off With A Voting Machine?
New York Post: Why Won't Rest Of USA Take Ron DeSantis's Easy COVID Cure?
Biden Admin To Pay Immigrant Families Separated By Trump, As If Money Can Even Compensate For That
Kyrsten Sinema So Happy She Could Help Seniors Pay Too Much For Their Medications
WSJ Had To Publish Trump's Letter Of Lies Because, Ummm, Russia Hoax
October 29, 1889, In Labor History: The Hawaiian Island Lynching Of Katsu Goto
Who Wanna Hear St. Louis Gun Douche's Opinions About Abortion?
15 Places Where You Can Retire With $150K! Tabs, Fri., Oct. 29, 2021
One Million Moms Saw Gays On Mattresses And Oh Boy Are They Mad
Fox News Imagines Merrick Garland Putting 'Concerned Parents' In Gun Sights, What Could Go Wrong?
Tucker's New '1/6 Was An Inside Job' Documentary Looks Pretty Weird
Uh Oh, Republican Congressmen Overheard Telling Truth!
TAKE YES FOR AN ANSWER. Build Back Better Is Here, And It's F*CKING BETTER.
Yep, Even Portland Has Anti-Vax Maskholes Screaming At School Board Members
Freak GOP Majority At Consumer Agency Goes Mad With Power Like An Idaho Lt. Governor
Marco Rubio Hopes Pope Remembers To Tell Joe Biden That Transgender People Are Gross!
Florida Surgeon General Thinks His Stupid Face Is Too Sexy For Your Mask
Don't Call It Domestic Terrorism, That Makes Republicans VERY UPSET
40+ Epic Stair Fails That Will Make Anyone Want To Take The Elevator! Tabs, Thurs., Oct. 28, 2021
The GOP Will Never Stop Trying To Make Andy McCabe LOCK HER UPS Happen
Joe Manchin Said Good Thing About Taxing Billionaires, So The New York Times Decided He Didn't
Tom Cotton So Mad At Merrick Garland, Boy Howdy, Oh Boy, Boy Howdy, Oh Boy!
We Bet Democracy Would Work Better If Election Officials Didn't Fear Being Murdered
Jen Psaki Will Take Your Questions Now
Dr. Birx Thinks We Could’ve Prevented So Many COVID-19 Deaths If We Hadn’t Listened To Dr. Birx
Trump Tech LOLsuits Going Exactly As Well As You Expect
Fox News's Neil Cavuto Comes Back From COVID To Viewers Wishing Him Dead
No Tax-*Rate* Increases On Billionaires, Kyrsten Sinema? Liz Warren Has A Whole New Tax For That!
LIVE: Merrick Garland In The Senate!
Judge Not Sure If Men Kyle Rittenhouse Shot Are Victims Or Satisfied Bullet Recipients
John Eastman, Coup-Plotting Lunatic, Almost Time For Your Subpoena!
Outrageous Things That People Have Tried To Sell Online! Tabs, Wed., Oct. 27, 2021
Who's Kyrsten Sinema Being A Dick To Now? Oh Just Her Constituents
Oh Sh*t, Dallas Teacher Did A Critical Race Theory To The Texas Wingnuts!
Fox News Apparently Pro-Riot Now So Long As It’s About Spreading COVID-19
MyPillow Guy Has Very Exciting Thanksgiving Prophecy To Share!
Mitt Romney Warns That Taxing Billionaires Will Force Them To Buy More Ranches, Paintings, Unicorns
Build Back Better: WINNING THE FUTURE Or Libs In Disarray?
TN State Senator Indicted For Hilarious Campaign Finance Hijinks
Mo Brooks Didn't Plan Jan. 6, But If His Staff Did He Reckons He'd Be Proud
Virginia Mom Begs Voters Not To Let Toni Morrison Kill More White Children With Words
White House Doing Weird Morning Briefing, ALLEGEDLY
Newsmax Bullying Fox For Being Lib Who Loves Climate Change
What If Ohio Threw A Senate Debate And All The Incredibly The Worst People Came?
Why The Hell Haven't You Deleted Facebook Yet?
Jan. 6 Organizers Say GOP Rep. Paul Gosar Promised Them Blanket Pardons, Very Legal, Very Cool
Report: Liberty University's Honor Code Used To Punish Victims Of Sexual Assault
The Best And Worst Of This Week's Sunday Shows, Just Kidding It's All Worst
Florida Surgeon General Demands Freedom To Breathe On State Senator With Cancer
Class Act Donald Trump Jr. Selling ‘Guns Don’t Kill People, Alec Baldwin Kills People’ T-Shirts
GOP Gov. Ron DeSantis Offers Unvaccinated Cops $5K To Come Infect And Serve Floridians
It'll Take More Than Baby Powder To Cover Up Stink Of Johnson & Johnson's Latest Legal F*ckery
Dr. Rachel Levine Is A Woman. GOP Rep. Jim Banks Is An A-Hole.
Are White Men Suffering From A Lack Of Fred Durst?
Mike Pence Swings By In-N-Out For Some Anti-Vax Culture Wars
Decent Things People Found Under A Thick Layer Of Dirt! Tabs, Mon., Oct. 25, 2021
Wonkette’s Weekend Livestream Was Stitched Together From Dead Bodies But Don’t Hold That Against Us
Surprise! Cutting Off Unemployment Still Doesn't Magically Produce Jobseekers
We Don't Need A 'National Divorce,' We Need A New Reality Show
Egad! Joe Biden Just One Cussy President, 'Zounds!
Vegas Republican Learns Voter Fraud Is Not As Easy As Fox News Promised
Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Is Practically Perfect In Every Way
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Kingston Negroni!
Liz Cheney Reads GOP Rep. Jim Banks For Filth Over His 'Ranking Member' Cosplay
The Joe Biden CNN Town Hall Video CNN Apparently Doesn't Want You To See!
Texas Asks SCOTUS To Do Them A Solid And Just Overturn Roe Already
Is AG Merrick Garland Sending Concerned Parents To Gitmo? Well We Think He Should Stop!
TX Gov. Abbott Appoints Trump Campaign Lawyer Secretary Of State. Let The Ratf*cking Begin.
'Imprisoned' Australians Not Quite Ready To Greet Candace Owens, Ted Cruz As Liberators
Superman To Fight For 'A Better Tomorrow' So Obviously Terrible People Are Piiiiiissed
Even Republicans Not Sure Why Democrats Keep Hoping Republicans Will Have Some Moral Epiphany
Peter Doocy Just Asking: Why Is Joe Biden Trying To Cancel Christmas?
F*ck Around And You Gonna Find Out, Fa-La-La-La-La, La-LOCK HIM UP
Worst Way To Retire! Just Avoid These Five Blunders! Tabs, Fri., Oct. 22, 2021
Charlie Kirk Geopolitics Corner: Will China Bomb Taiwan Because Of Vermont Drag Show?
Let's Watch Angus King's Barn Burner Speech On Voting Rights!
That's Not Jen Psaki, That's Karine Jean-Pierre!
Trump Jumps Into Social Media Fray, Lands In Pig Sh*t
LIVE On WonkTV: Biden And Harris At MLK Jr. Memorial!
Tucker Says Poor Put-Upon White Capitol Terrorists Were Just Trying To Ask Congress Some Questions
FDA Gonna Boost Your Moderna, J&J Vaccines To The Mooooon
Kyrsten Sinema Really Trying Our Patience, Tell You What
Got Questions for Merrick Garland? Congress Does Too!
Shucks, Guess Joe Manchin Never Found Those 10 Republicans Who’d Support Voting Rights
When MyPillow Guy Is Correct, He Is CORRECT
Life On A Submarine Can Get Interesting, Here Are 20+ Things You Never. Tabs, Thurs., Oct. 21, 2021
Let's Watch Jamie Raskin Dick-Kick Matt Gaetz, We've All Earned It
Trump Argues For Absolute Right Of Presidents To Loot And Pillage In Copyright Lawsuit
It's October 2021 And Stupid Dipsh*ts Are Still Being Stupid Dipsh*ts About Masks
Meghan McCain Bravely Defends Fellow Malignant Narcissist Sarah Palin
Adam Schiff Is Running Out Of Patience
Professional Silly Person Michele Fiore Launches Gun-Toting Run For Nevada Gov
Steve Bannon About To Get That Contempt Citation He's Always Wanted!
Hey What Is Up With The 'Build Back Better' Sausage? Well, Who F*cking Knows!
Another Criminal Investigation Into The Trump Organization? Sure Why Not!
Anti-Vax, Unmasked Cops Throwing Whiny-Ass Temper Tantrums ERREWHERE
You Want A Death Cult? 'Federalist' Lady Will Give You A Death Cult!
Proof That Joe Lieberman Was Ratf*cker For The GOP Surfaces In New Book By ... Joe Lieberman
Good Morning, Here's Rudy Giuliani Playing With Zoom Filters And Trying To Talk British Again
Nebraska GOP Rep. Jeff Fortenberry Isn't Worried About Getting Indicted. Not At All. Not One Bit.
How We Doing On 'Build Back Better?' Better, Seems Like!
This Is A Very Nice Post About Maggie Haberman
Dan Bongino Threatens To Cancel Culture Himself Over Vaccine Mandate, OH NOES!
NY Dem Chair Didn’t Mean To Insult Black Lady Socialist When He Compared Her To David Duke
Wingnut Dennis Prager Gets COVID, Announces 'I Meant To Do That!'
Tuesdays With Psaki, October 19, 2021!
Bari Weiss Is A Ridiculous Person
GOP Rep. Thomas Massie Pretty Sure It’s Very Ethical And Cool To Fake COVID-19 Vaccine Credentials
Madison Cawthorn Just Begging All The Mommies To Raise Up Some MONSTER BOYS
Why All New Apartment Buildings Look Identical. Tabs, Tues., Oct. 19, 2021
GOP Donors' Favorite Dem Kyrsten Sinema Spent Last Week In Europe For Some Important Reason
Adam Kinzinger Isn't Your BFF, And Chuck Todd Still Sucks
Capitol Rioter May Claim Trump Authorized His Tasing Of Officer Michael Fanone
Marjorie Taylor Greene Promotes ‘National Divorce’ Between MAGA, Normal People
Mondays With Psaki! October 18, 2021! Which Is Today!
Trump Threatens To Tank GOP In Midterms If Party Fails To Pucker Up And Kiss His Ass
Concerned Parents Lose, Students Win, Metalhead Principal Gets To Stay
Republicans, Media Just Want To Know What Kind Of Sissy Takes Paternity Leave Anyway
No, It’s Not Normal That Donald Trump Thinks He’s Still ‘Your’ President
Bonnie And Clyde Facts That Historians Kept Quiet! Tabs, Mon., Oct. 18, 2021
Wonkette's Weekend Live Chat Embarks On A World Tour With Kyrsten Sinema!
What Do We Think This Lady's Airplane COVID Ted Talk Was Going To Be About?
Look Younger And More Vibrant With Jesus Lady's Plan To Cast Out Evil Spirits Of Death
Whether It Passes Or Not, We're Gonna Pay For Everything In The Reconciliation Bill Somehow
Capitol Officer And January 6 Rioter's Star-Crossed Friendship Ends In Criminal Charges
What Will You Give The Wonkette Top Ten For A Basket Of Kisses?
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Sinister Force!
Are The Nevada Republicans Okay? Do They Need A Police Man Or A Grownup?
TFW Some Weird Old Man Keeps Telling You He's Not A Pee Guy
Brittney Poolaw Is Spending Four Years In Prison. Because She Had A Miscarriage.
Little Guy Verizon Asks Employees To Help Fight Oppression Of Higher Corporate Taxes
DOJ Settles Lawsuit, Gives Former FBI Director Andy McCabe Full Pension, Cufflinks, And Backrubs
QAnon's Possible Secret Identity Running For Congress In Arizona
Tucker Carlson Having Normal, Healthy Reaction You'd Expect To Pete Buttigieg Being A Dad
Texas School District Just Trying To Teach Kids Softer Side Of Holocaust
Don't Dress Old! These Simple Mistakes Make You Look Older! Tabs, Fri., Oct. 15, 2021
Shock News About Anti-Mask Lawmaker Idiot Who Got Kicked Off Alaska Airlines, You Will Be Shock!
#Striketober Continues: 10,000 John Deere Workers ON STRIKE
Watch Your White House Press Briefing Here, Unless You Don't Wanna
Court Boots Wingnut CO Election Official For Patriotically Breaking County's Voting Machines
Here's Tyrant Biden With A Tyrant Vaccine Update!
Georgia School Suspends Black Kids But Not White Kids For Protesting Racism, Which Does Not Exist
Ben Domenech Pretty Sure All White People Are Racist In Text And Email, Right? RIGHT?!?!
Trump: Republicans Just Won't Vote Unless Imaginary 2020 Voter Fraud Solved
Liz Cheney And Adam Schiff Sound Ready To Throw Steve Bannon's Ass In Jail
Grandma Attacked By Coward! Tabs, Thurs., Oct. 14, 2021
What Kid Wouldn't Love Dan Crenshaw's Book About The Singing Hippo Who Murdered Cancel Culture?
Hey, What's Joe Biden Got To Tell Us About The Supply Chain Bottlenecks?
GOP: If Biden Won’t Let Violent Parents Threaten School Board Members, Is This Even America?
Mike Lindell Breaks Up With AZ Frauditors, Custody Of Shared Brain Cell TBD
Time For White House Wednesdays, With Jen Psaki!
Republicans Blame Vaccine Mandates For Southwest Airline Cancellations Because Facts Are For Commies
Wanna Hear Something REALLY Scary?
Sorry, LGBTQ+ Kids, Greg Abbott's Got An Election To Win
Reince Priebus Exposes Democrats’ Evil Scheme To Kill Cows, Make Everyone Socialist
Greg Abbott So Excited He Banned Abortion, Let Him Tell You In His Own Words!
Anti-Vax Cops Need To Get Over Themselves And Get The Damn Shots
Boomer, Millennial, Or Gen Z? Tabs, Wed., Oct. 13, 2021
Charlie Kirk So Mad White Conservative Men Banned From Sports Now
Republicans Pretty Chill With Sacrificing Children In Cynical Mask Culture War
Turns Out AZ Fraudit Even Scammier Than You Thought, Actual Auditors Reveal
White House Briefing, October 12, 2021, F*ck It, We'll Do It Live!
Hillary Clinton's New Super-Fiction Book Features Former Idiot President Called 'Eric The Dumb'
Raiders Coach Jon Gruden Sh*tcanned Just For Being An Entire Human Garbage Dump
New Superman Kissed A Boy And He Liked It
Why Were Capitol Police So Unprepared For The January 6 MAGA CHUD Invasion?
GOP Gov. Greg Abbott Tells Texas Business Owners How To Do Their Business
John Eastman Did One Measly Coup Plot, Can Have Get-Out-Of-Shunning-Free Card?
Prosperity Gospel Fail: Joel Osteen Is Giving Back $4.4 Million In PPP Loans
This YouTube Chef’s Recipes Are So Complex You’ll Order Takeout Instead. Tabs, Tues., Oct. 12, 2021
Superlawyer Sidney Powell Takes On Deep State Military Vaccines
It’s All Right, Biden’s Getting His Approval Right Back To Where He Started From
John Birch Society Is BACK BABY, And They're ... Trying To Block Entrances To Your Kid's School!
Happy National Coming Out Day Without A Gross Bigot In The White House!
Trump Wishes A Happy Birthday To Dead Domestic Terrorist
Seattle Police Likely To Defund Themselves Over Vaccine Mandate
Dana Bash Shut Down Mid-Stupid- Question, So Probably No Dems On The Sunday Shows For A While
Americans Ain’t Gonna Work On Your COVID-19 Farm No More
Ted Cruz Thinks It’s Just Hilarious How He Went To Cancun While His Constituents Froze To Death
So Columbus Day, Andrew Cuomo, And Chris Pratt's Mario Walk Into A Bar ...
Anti-Vax Allen West Hospitalized With COVID-19, Learns Nothing From Experience
People Who Should Stay Away From The Food Industry! Tabs, Mon., Oct. 11, 2021
Wonkette’s Weekend Livestream Is Truly The Most Dangerous Game
Concerned Parents Demand Principal Be Fired For Being Too Metal
Guardian Columnist Would Really Like It If Other Women Could Stop Having Boobs, Please
Michael Flynn Says He Does Not Worship Satan, Which Is Exactly What A Satan Worshiper Would Say
OH NO JOBS REPORT IS ... Oh, It's Fine Bordering On Just Okay? Carry On, Then
Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Says You're Cute And Funny, And Your Teeth Aren't Teeth But Pearls
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Sidecar!
Mike Lindell Will Not Sleep Until He Asks You Personally If You're Dead
Will Jen Psaki Have 'Squid Game' Spoilers Today? Won't Know Unless You Watch!
Donald Trump's DC Hotel Grifted So Hard, Still Lost Money. How Is That Even Fair?
Franklin Graham Sick Of You Commies Trying To Stop People From Terrorizing School Board Members
Jan. 6 Committee Invites Wingnut/Felon Organizers In For Little Chat. Attendance Non-Optional.
GOP Saves World By Graciously Allowing Democrats To Save World, And This Is The Thanks They Get???
Kyle Rittenhouse Lawyers: He Was Just 'Hunting'. What Do You Mean That's Worse?
Joe Biden Asked Federal Agencies How Climate Would Affect Them. The Answers Will SHOCK You!
The Untold Truth Of Canned Corned Beef. Tabs, Fri., Oct. 8, 2021
RIP Fox News Oh Wait You Said It's Their 25th Birthday?
Senate Report Found One Or Two Tiny HOLY SH*TBALLS TRUMP COUPS WE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF
GOP School Board Flak's Brave Stand Against Children Of Color 'Feeling They Belong'
This Very Normal Pastor's Son Isn't Gay Anymore And Here's How That Happened
Oh Look, It's The Tucker Carlson/Andrew Yang Bonerfest Literally Everyone Saw Coming
What's Up With The Debt Ceiling? What Channel Is The Debt Ceiling? When Does The Debt Ceiling Start?
Judge Tells Texas Abortion Ban OH NO YOU F*CKING DON'T
Corey Lewandowski Will Go Away For Low, Low Price Of GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY
40+ Frugal Hacks To Save Thousands! Tabs, Thurs., Oct. 7, 2021
Fox News, Like Any Cartoon Villain, Threatened By Pastel Ponies And Friendship
Psaki Ptime For October 6, 2021!
South Carolina Death Cult Members Boo Lindsey Graham For Gently Recommending They Stay Alive
GOP To Win Back Ladies By Nominating Bunch Of Dudes Accused Of Abusing Ladies. You Bet!
Chuck Schumer Plans One More Debt Ceiling Vote Today. After That, KABLOOIE.
Virginia PD Not So Sure Harassing Your Neighbor With Racist Noise Is A Crime
Arizona Won't Give Schools COVID $$$ If They Require Masks To Stop Spread Of COVID
Can't Make Trump Idiots Testify For 1/6 Panel If They Are HIIIIIIIIDING
Idaho Gov. Left State, So Crackpot Lt. Gov. Lady Doing Bunch Of Crazy Bullsh*t Again
Mark Zuckerberg So Sad Frances Haugen Made Up All Those True Things About Facebook
Matt Gaetz's Wingman Buddy Got A Whole Lot More Cooperatin' To Do
Ahmaud Arbery’s Killer Would Prefer Court Not Remind Jury He’s A Gross Racist
Sassy Tweets From Brands To Customers! Tabs, Wed., Oct. 6, 2021
Corey Lewandowski Not Fired YOU ARE FIRED
The DOJ Wants To Protect School Boards From Terrorist Threats, And Josh Hawley Is PISSED
NC Democrat Compares MAGA To The Klan Because It’s True
USPS Testing Out Postal Banking. Thank The Postal Union!
Senate's Dumbest Republican Went To See A Man (Tucker) About Some Horse Paste
Coronavirus Update Four Zillion
Please Watch Frances Haugen’s ‘60 Minutes’ Interview Before Logging Onto Facebook Again
Donald Trump Is Just Like You: Not On The Forbes 400.
Did You Or Somebody You Know Get Unexpectedly Broked Up With By Andrew Yang?
Wyoming Librarians MIGHT Not Go To Actual Jail For Stocking Sex Ed Books, Books About Gay Teens
LIVE: Whistleblower Tells Senate All The Ways Facebook Is The Worst
Trump Just Admitted To Campaign Finance Grift, NBD
January 6 Insurrectionists Seemed To Know Just The Right Crappy Windows To Break At The Capitol
This Bride Wore Sneakers Under Her Wedding Dress. She Was Just That Wacky! Tabs, Tues., Oct. 5, 2021
Daily Mail Got Police Report About Corey Lewandowski, And It Is NASTY
When Texas Prison Strikers Told The Boss To Take His Failure To Communicate, Shove It
Fox News So Mad Tammy Duckworth Gets Veterans Tax Break, Like Some Kind Of Veteran!
In Which Madison Cawthorn Declares Holy War Or Something
Guy Who Lost 2020 Election Pretty Sure He Can Beat Fellow Florida Man Ron DeSantis
Go Go Gadget Monday White House Press Briefing!
New York Times Runs Fluffy Profile Of Law Prof Who Advised Trump How To Destroy Democracy
Todd Akin Legitimately Dead At 74
LIVE: Biden Tells Senate To Get A Clue And Raise The Debt Ceiling
David French Has Looked At Misinformation From Both Sides Now
Kristi Noem Releases Moving Video About How Real Estate Appraisal Licensing TOO HARD
Kyrsten Sinema Real Sad Biden, Pelosi Don’t Trust Her, Like She's Not Trustworthy Or Something
Hygiene From The Wild West That Should Be Forgotten! Tabs, Mon., Oct. 4, 2021
Wonkette’s Weekend Livestream Demands Our Jazz Hot
Seriously, What's The Deal With ‘Manifest Destiny Jesus’?
Why Is Lin Wood Talking 9/11 Conspiracies In US While There's A Clown Shortage In Northern Ireland?
'Boogaloo Boi' Admits He Pretended To Be A BLM Activist, Shot Up Police Station
Idaho Election Officials Not So Sure They Agree 100% With MyPillow Guy's Forensic Work
No, Build Back Better Does Not Specifically Target Companies Who Defy Vaccine/Testing Mandates
Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Loves You More Than Toast
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Mai Tai!
Alan Dershowitz Is Confused About The First Amendment. Again.
Alex Jones Has To Give Even More Money To Sandy Hook Families
Let's See Whom Jen Psaki Defenestrates In Today's White House Press Briefing!
CDC Finally Resumes Gun Violence Research. What Next, Doctors Allowed To Ask Parents About Guns?
David Brooks Actually Right About Thing, Wants To Build Back Better Too
Infrastructure Bills Got You Confused? Not Anymore Suckers, We Will Vox Splainer You!
Congresswomen Share Their Abortion Stories In Hopes Colleagues Will Develop Empathy
Jen Psaki: Biden's Like Trump? Like Trump How? Does He Amuse You? How The F*ck Is He Like Trump?
Some White Fox News Idiot Being Real Piece Of Sh*t, Same Old Same Old
Corey Lewandowski Jettisoned, Spurned, Fired, Blowed Off, Discharged, Forsook, And Marooned!
Utah Governor Goes Total Boss Babe, Promotes Multi-Level Marketing Company
Oh Good, Now We Know What Joe Manchin Wants, Maybe. And It's AWFUL.
Louie Gohmert Totally Hee-Haw For Horse Paste, Not That We Ever Doubted Him
We Thought We Forgot Your White House Press Briefing But Turns Out We Didn't. Good Story, Us!
Jan. 6 Committee Came To Chew Bubble Gum And Drop Subpoenas, Is All Out Of Bubble Gum
Joe Manchin Is A Starry-Eyed Idealist Who Does Not Understand The Real World
Kristi Noem Did Not Do Things And If You Say She Did Things You Are A Disgusting Liar
Huzzay! We Shan't Have A Government Shutdown Tonight! Probably!
Local GOP Proudly Endorses Sweaty Anti-Semite For Post Falls, Idaho School Board
LIVE: Members Of Congress Saying 'Abortion' Out Loud, Telling Their Abortion Stories
Texas Voters Think Matthew McConaughey Might Suck Less As Governor Than Greg Abbott
Corey Lewandowski Fired From Trump PAC After Shock Allegation He Is Gross Sexual Harasser Pig
The Cast Finally Admit That The Show Is Fake. Tabs, Thurs., Sept. 30, 2021
Why Is Matt Gaetz Trending Today?
Embattled South Dakota AG Will Investigate Embattled South Dakota Governor. God Bless Real America!
Dems Keep Dithering Over Debt Limit, Even Though Nobody Gives Two Sh*ts About It
BREAKING GROSS NEWS About Corey Lewandowski, So There's An Evergreen Headline
Dipsh*t Governors Showing Their Asses, Again, On Coronavirus, Again!
Matt Walsh Rents House In Virginia So He Can Attack Local Trans Kids Like Emotionally Healthy Adult
Trump DHS Only 30 Minutes Behind Mommyblogs In Assessing What Was Happening At Capitol Jan. 6
Turns Out Republicans Do Believe In Oversight. You'll Never Guess When!
If We Don’t Let Unvaccinated Health Care Workers Infect Sick People, Did We Ever Love Them At All?
Dennis Prager Knows Who Would Hide Jews From Nazis, It Is Anti-Maskers OBVIOUSLY
Deranged Person Says Eliminating Roe Will 'Empower' Women, Is Also Mississippi Attorney General
This Couple’s Fairy Tale Romance Was Perfect Except For All The Murders. Tabs, Wed., Sept. 29, 2021
Climate Vs. Jobs? Ford And Its New $11.4 Billion EV And Battery Plants Say STFU.
This Post Is About ‘Memory’ From ‘Cats’ Not Trump’s Gross Penis
Newsmax Idiot, Dennis Prager Wish US Could Marry Brazil's Bolsonaro, Have All His Dictator Babies
Time To Make The Donuts, Virginia Dems!
Seriously, At This Point, Would You Buy A Used Car From Kyrsten Sinema?
FL Gov Ron DeSantis Going To LOCK HER UP Mark Zuckerberg For ... Well, What Have You Got?
Ohio Wingnut's Terrible Pro-Coronavirus Bill Foiled By Ohio's Terrible Labor Laws!
How Mitch McConnell Is F**king Over America Today, Debt Limit Edition
So What's Up With General Milley? He's About To Tell Congress!
R. Kelly Guilty, Skip The 'Allegedly' From Now On
South Dakota GOP Gov. Kristi Noem May Have Engaged In Tiniest Spot Of Nepotism, Probably No Big Deal
Greg Abbott Does Not Wish To Amend Weird Thing He Said About Eliminating All Future Rapists
September 27 In Labor History: The Fall River BREAD RIOT!
Unvaxxed Wingnut Cartoonist Ben Garrison Has COVID, Thinks Hospital Will Try To Kill Him
Is This Your White House Press Briefing Livestream? It Is!
Gerrymandering Sucks. Democrats Still Need To Do It.
Anti-Vax A-Holes Blow Droplets All Over Staten Island Mall, FOR FREEDOM!
Marco Rubio Gonna Protect American Business By Drowning It In Crippling 'Anti-Woke' Lawsuits
Liz Cheney Loves Her Sister And Doesn't Even Support Coups, What Kind Of Republican Is She?
Anti-Vaxx Job Boards Here To Help You Decide Where Not To Get Your Teeth Cleaned
Tim Scott So Sad His Good Buddy Cory Booker Was Gonna DEFUND THE COPS!
They Are A Notoriously Private Power Couple. Tabs, Mon., Sept. 27, 2021
Wonkette Livestream End Of September Blowout!
Switzerland Gets With The Times Of Several Years Ago, Votes To Legalize Same Sex Marriage
It's Wonkette's Special Weekend Happy Hour, With The Old Fashioned!
Blackface Rosa Parks Lady Explains Herself, Really Does Not Make Anything Better
Anti-Discrimination Law Inconveniences Bigot, Hate Group Demands Justice
Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Was Born To Do The Funky Céilí
The Arizona Fraudit Proved NOTHING, DO NOT TAKE BAIT.
Joe Biden Pretty Darn Sure He's Not In Disarray, You Knuckleheads
Anti-Vaxxers Fast Becoming Anti-ICU-ers
Democrats Can Head Off Debt Ceiling Armageddon RIGHT NOW, So ... They Should Do That!
Scammy Psychic TikTokers Claimed To Know What Happened To Gabby Petito
House 1/6 Committee Subpoenas: Steve Bannon, COME ON DOWN!
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Happy Christmas, War Is Over
Illinois Did Its Very Own Green New Deal!
Apple Does Not Like It When People Try To Sell Their Maids On Instagram
One Million Moms Saw 'Schitt's Creek' Lady Talk About Vaginas On TV And WELL I NEVER!
40 Home Features That Don't Have A Purpose Anymore. Tabs, Fri., Sept. 24, 2021
Mary L. Trump Confirms Donald Trump Jr. Is Stupidest In Family, Also Very Weak
Kraken Lawyers Forced To Pay Back Taxpayers For Legal Bills In Crap Election Suits
Newsmax Host EXPOSES Democrats' SECRET PLAN To Destroy Suburbs, Burn Cheesecake Factories
You Kids Behave Or Joe Biden Will Turn This Bus Right Around, No Bridges, No Daycare, No Disneyland!
Mike Pence Brags To Hungarian Fascist Pals About Births American Fascists About To Force
Susan Collins Opposes Abortion Rights Bill Based On Thing She Totally Made Up
If You Want To Watch Today's White House Press Briefing, You'd Better Click Here
Whip-Happy Border Patrol Agents Now On Desk Duty, Wingnuts Parsing Definition Of What 'Whip' Is
Pillow Idiot Says Bluetooths Stole 100K Alabama Trump Votes And Alabama Sec Of State Is MAD NOW
Dean Heller Promises To Abort Election Reforms, Abortion Rights If Nevada Will Just Take Him Back
Chuck Schumer's Imaginary Friends Moonlighting As Cabbies Now We Think
Senate Democrats Ordered Police Reform. Tim Scott Delivered A Sh*t Pie.
Trump Breaks Up With Lindsey Graham
One Bite Of This Keeps Blood Sugar Below 100! Tabs, Thurs., Sept. 23, 2021
Joe Biden Thinks Trump Is 'F*cking A**hole,' Is Correct
Just Look At This A-Hole Mitch McConnell’s Stupid Oversized Blank Check
COVID: Good News, Bad News, And Holy Sh*tballs Lunatic News!
Michael Flynn Not Gonna Let Deep State Toss His Salad With Vaccines, No Hell No!
UNKNOWABLE MYSTERY: What Time Is Today's White House Press Briefing?
GOP Rep. Madison Cawthorn, Black Lives Matter Agree On Vaccine Mandates. This Means Both Are Wrong.
GOP Morons Indicted For Secretly Funneling Russian $$$ To Trump/RNC, Because It's Still 2016
In Bold Move, Ron DeSantis Appoints Actual COVID Virus As Florida Surgeon General
'F*cking Loser' Files LOLsuit Against Mary Trump And NYT For Tortious Journalism And Mean True Words
Fox News Genius Lara Logan Pretty Sure Joe Biden Attacking US With Haitian Virus Bomb
Pennsylvania Kids Do Real Life 'Footloose,' Only With Books On Race And US History, No Kevin Bacon
Guess Who’s Still A Doctor? The Ohio Kook Who Claims The COVID-19 Will Make You Magnetic
Did Mark Zuckerberg Sell Out America Over Big Macs With Donald Trump?
Trump's 'Elite Strike Force' Of Lawyers Full Of Sh*t, And Trump Campaign Knew It
MyPillow Guy Got A Thanksgiving Surprise For America, And It Is ... NO, GUESS!
Border Patrol / Slave Patrol, Tomato / Other Tomato
More Indictments Maybe Coming In Manhattan DA's Trump Probe? Don't Threaten Us With A Good Time!
Justin Trudeau Wins Canadian Election, Will Continue As America's Imaginary Boyfriend
Law Prof's 6 Weird Tricks To Install Trump In White House Forever: First, Only GOP States Count
Did Joe Biden Ban High Testosterone Christians From Army? Tucker Carlson Says F*ck It, Sure!
Oh Boy, Another Debt Ceiling Showdown!
Oregon School Staffer Protests Vax Mandate, Human Decency, As Blackface Rosa Parks
Texas Passes Another Critically Stupid Law Banning Kids From Learning That Racism Exists
LIVE: American President Addresses UN Without Even Humiliating Nation
Get Ready For Piles Of COVID-Related Medical Debt!
Kyrsten Sinema Was For Lowering Prescription Drug Prices Before She Was Against It
Fox News Idiot Wishes Biden Didn't Constantly Ride Bike Like Old Sad Frail Dead Bike Riding Person
Alabama Secretary Of State Talks Election Security With Traveling Pillow Salesman
Jake Tapper Very Through With Idiot Mississippi GOP Gov. Tate Reeves
25,000 Disney Workers Wish Upon A Class Action Lawsuit, Demand A Living Wage
Marjorie Taylor Greene Gonna Blow Up Biden’s Socialist Agenda With GUNS, Not Votes, GUNS!
Monday White House Press Briefing, Yee Haw!
Nabisco Strike Over, You May Now Recommence Eating Snacks
Put That Horse Paste Away! Pfizer Vaccine Almost Ready For Kids Under 12
South Dakotans Don’t Have A Prayer Against GOP Gov. Kristi Noem’s Anti-Science Religious Bigotry
What If Ross Douthat Were Ten Times Worse?
Mike Pence Thinks He’s Serious Contender For Leader Of People Who Yell ‘Hang Mike Pence’
40 Cats Being Love-Smothered By Dogs! Tabs, Mon., Sept. 20, 2021
Willkommen! It’s Time For Wonkette’s Permanent Election Insurrection Live Stream!
Breitbart Columnist: Liberals Trying To Trick Trumpists Into Not Getting Vaccine So They Die
Lil Nas X Doing All The LGBTQ Activism For Release Of New Hippety Hop Album
Has The Right Paranoia-ed Itself Out Of Ever Having Another Public Demonstration?
Texas Abortion Ban Architect Just Really Wants Everyone To Stop Banging, OK?
Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Godfather Sour!
It Is Sept. 17, 2021, And Trump Is Still Demanding They Overturn Georgia
Free Grocery Store In Middle School Gunna Make Sure EVERYBODY Eats
Don't Forget To Give All The Moneys To Your Wonkette!
An Unvaccinated Laura Loomer Says Her COVID Diagnosis Proves Vaccines Don't Work
Special Counsel John Durham Blows His Measly Load Trying To Make Serverghazi Happen Again
Just Guess Why This Federalist Lady Won't Get The Vaccine!
Marco Rubio: Tyrant Joe Biden Won't Let Florida Bogart All The Monoclonal Antibodies
Elizabeth Warren Wants To Break Up Wells Fargo, And She's Not Wrong!
Ohio Republicans Decide Democracy Is For Libs, Go Ahead And Eliminate It
Trump Gang Gets Together For One Last Heist: Saving Rich Fu*kwads' Tax Cuts!
Most Affordable Camper Vans! Fri., Sept. 17, 2021
It's [TIME!], So It's Time For Your Daily White House Press Briefing!
You're Not Gonna Believe This, But 'Build Back Better' Plan Even Covers HOUSING
Philly Cops Beat A Woman And Stole Her Kid For An Insipid Photo-Op — Now She Gets $2 Million
LIVE: President On-Time McGee Giving Speech On Economy
Is Bob Woodward Full Of Sh*t? A Question For The Ages!
House Dems Just Passing Tax Increases On Rich F*ckwads, Redistributing Income Right And Left!
They May Take Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Balls, But They'll Never Take Tucker Carlson's Freedom
Caitlyn Jenner Did Not Want To Be Boss Of Stinky Dumb California ANYWAY!
What Dumb Bullsh*t Is Media Spewing About Gavin Newsom’s California Recall Blowout Today?
Brian Kemp Would Do Anything To Keep Georgia Safe, But He Won't Do Masks
Stop Having Uncomfortable Calls With Your Mechanic! Tabs, Thurs., Sept. 16, 2021
One Of Ben Shapiro's White Friends Pretty Sure Day The Music Died Was When Barack Obama Killed It
Trinidad And Tobago Makes Important Announcement On Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Balls
Pope Francis Not Too Worked Up Over Whether Joe Biden Eats Jesus Cookies
Seems Like Californians Prefer Governors Who Don't Promote Deadly Viruses
Happy Wednesday, Here's Your Damn White House Press Briefing
Boston Woman Will Pahk Cah In Mayor's Garahge
Pro-Insurrection Rally Organizer Wants Seditionists To Keep Their MAGA Gear At Home
Little Marco Rubio GRRRR MAD That General Milley Did A Coup To Trump!
Newsom Spanks GOP Talkshow Clown In California Recall Election
Joe Biden Hauls Sinema, Manchin To Oval Office For Loving, Genial Threat Session
LIVE: Simone Biles And Others Testify On FBI's F*cked Up Larry Nassar Investigation
Joe Manchin Ain't See Why You'd Rush To Keep Planet 'Habitable' And 'Not On Fire'
Tucker Willing To Judge Them Swollen Balls For Himself
At 66, This Is Kevin Costner's Partner! Tabs, Wed., Sept. 15, 2021
Why's Everybody Pickin' On The Poor Right-Wing Hacks Of The Supreme Court?
Joe Manchin Gonna Find 10 Unicorn Republicans Who’ll Support Voting Rights. Honest!
If *Joe Scarborough* Thinks Dem Plan Doesn't Tax Rich Enough, That Plan Could Use Some Fixin'
Did You Forget How Crazy Trump Was? Bob Woodward Will Remind You.
Poor Tucker Must Be Feeling Frightened And Cornered Every Time He Goes On TV :(
AOC Went To Met Gala Last Night Just To Hurt Conservative White Male Feelings, What A Asshole
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Lets Anti-Vaxx Wackjob Explain Vaccine Turns You Into The Fly
Larry Elder Campaign Prepares To Release Rancid Kraken On California
San Francisco Schools Avoid COVID Outbreaks With No Weird Tricks, Just Common Science
Nicki Minaj’s Cousin’s Friend Saw Ferris Bueller’s Testicles Explode From The COVID-19 Vaccine
Brian Kilmeade: Why Doesn’t Joe Biden Care About Black-On-Black Vaccine Hesitancy?
Mike Huckabee Has Thoughts On Biden, Popeye, And Congressional Farts, Hey Where Are You Going?
Rudy Giuliani Not Drunk YOU ARE DRUNK
This 1990s Band’s Nazi Past Will Ruin The Vibe On Your Workout Playlist. Tabs, Tues., Sept. 14, 2021
Republicans Scream 'RIGGED!' In California Recall, Nation Yawns
What's Better Than Joe Manchin On One Channel? JOE MANCHIN ON EVERY CHANNEL!
Cori Bush Wants To Help People Not Get Kicked Out Of Their Homes (Again)
Welcome To Lauren Boebert’s MAGA Funhouse, With The Guns And The Lighters!
LIVE: Secretary Of State Blinken Talks About The Afghanistan Withdrawal Like Such As
Chicago QAnon Anti-Vaxxer Bridge Lady Dies Of COVID, Lin Wood Declares (Non-Violent Peaceful!) War
Stephanie Grisham’s Shocking Memoir Reveals Melania Trump Is Rancid Tire Fire
Amy Coney Barrett, Queen Of Gaslighters, Cries Hot Tears Over Being Called 'Partisan Hack'
Anti-Maskers Try To Pull A January 6 On School Board, Swear Selves In As Replacements
No, We Don’t Need A ‘Big, Strong’ Republican Party, For Christ’s Sake!
We Are All For Joe Biden ‘Scolding’ Vaccine Resisters Holding America Hostage
Science Has A Theory About People Who Don't Return Their Carts! Tabs, Mon., Sept. 13, 2021
Put On Your Sunday Best, Because We Are Having A Wonkette Weekend Live Stream
Trump Spent 9/11 Teaching The Moonies A Thing Or Two About Brainwashing
The One Million Moms Are Mad At Gillette, Because Pubes Or Something
Oh No, Republicans Think The Satanic Temple Are For Real Satanists Who Worship Satan
A Former New Yorker Remembers When A Tuesday In September Became 9/11
Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Is Not A Chicken, You're A Turkey
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Fancy Pineapple Daiquiri!
'King Of Comedy' Ted Cruz Challenges Noted Humorist Patton Oswalt To Dick-Wagging Contest
Wow, The Federalist's Ben Domenech Really Makes Some Excellent Points About Vaccine Mandates
How Will Jen Psaki Try To Justify Joe Biden's Vaccine Tyranny?
A Polite Reminder That Rightwing Fanatics Are Coming For Your School Boards
Another Goddamn Coronavirus Roundup, Which Is Why Joe's Had It With You People
Joe Biden Is Not 'Declaring War' On The Unvaccinated, He's Playing Defense Against Them
Crafty Proud Boy Leader Records His Own Witness, Umm, Management
Katie Porter Explains Why Subsidized Childcare Is The 'Fiscally Responsible' Thing To Do
Clearly Fed Up Biden To Take Nation Out Behind Gym, Vaccinate It
Oh Hey Looky Here, It's UNITED STATES VS GODDAMN TEXAS
This Is The Face Of A Man Infected With Electrical Transmissions From Vaccinated People
Things You Didn't Know About Princess Diana! Tabs, Fri., Sept. 10, 2021
LIVE VIDEO: Joe Biden Sticking America's Bottom With Vaccine Mandates!
CA Dems Don't Have To Cheat To Beat Larry Elder. They Just Have To Show Up.
LA Police Want To Friend You On All Social Media, Whether You Want To Or Not
Oprah Created A Monster Again, And This One's A QAnon COVID Hoaxer-Denier
Fox News's Chris Wallace Doesn't Wanna Hear Your GOP/Trumper Election-Denying Bullsh*t
Axios Prettttttttttty Sexcited About Stephanie Grisham's New Book
Gee Whiz, Wonder Who Jen Psaki's Gonna Drag Today!
Another 'Rona Roundup Since We Guess It's March 2020 All Over Again!
Portland, OR Cops Won’t Get Vaccinated To Save Your Life
DOJ Still Doing Great Job Looking Busy In Fight Against Vile Texas Anti-Abortion Law
Kellyanne Conway, Presidential Norms Protector, Has Entered The Chat
Christian Man Driven By 'Righteous Anger' To Berate Women For Wearing Bathing Suits At The Beach
Mitch McConnell Would Like To Thank God, The Academy, Apple Pie For Joe Manchin & Kyrsten Sinema
Joe Biden's Fiendish Plan To Bring Solar Communism To America!
Trump Has Warm Fuzzies Over Fellow Loser Racist Second Place Finisher Robert E. Lee
QUIZ: How Much Do You Know About Medieval England? Tabs, Thurs., Sept. 9, 2021
F*ck Robert E. Lee, His Corpse, His Horse, And His Monuments (Of Which There Are One Fewer Today)
Rightwing Lawyers Won't Let California Schools Teach Aztec Human Sacrifice Rituals To Kids :(
Brian Kilmeade Will Not Have You Taking Horse Dewormer's Name In Vain At His Dinner Table!
CNN: Dems Not In Disarray, But They Will Be. THEY WILL BE.
Brazil Supreme Court LOCKED-HER-UP That Pud Jason Miller But Let Him Go Again
LIVE: Joe Biden Talking About Labor Unions At Some Point!
What If The A-Holes Freaking Out In Public Are Terrorizing Us On Purpose?
Joe Biden Needs To 'Reset' COVID Response, Because People Are F*cking Idiots
Lindsey Graham Pines For His Two Great Loves, Forever War And Donald Trump
Nice Time! Uber, Lyft, Dating Apps Stand Up Against Texas Abortion Ban Tyranny
The Atlantic Is Judging You For Judging Unvaccinated People
These 40+ '70s TV Shows Were Basically Unwatchable! Tabs, Wed., Sept. 8, 2021
Don’t Worry, Pregnant Americans, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Gonna End All Future Rapes!
What's This Massive Sucking Sound Where The Washington Post Used To Be?
MAGA Preparing Encore Performance Of January 6 Capitol Riot
Greg Abbott Saving The Babies, Except The Ones He Killed With COVID
Attorney General To Fight Texas Abortion Ban Somehow, He Figures
Proud Boys Try To Storm Vancouver, WA High School Over Mask Mandate
Some Asshole Hotelier Sends Big Scary Lawyer After Your Wonkette!
45 Gorgeous She-Sheds! Tues., Sept. 7, 2021
Wonkette Labor Day Weekend Movie Party: 1954's 'Salt of the Earth'
When Fred Astaire Went On Strike As If It Were An American Thing To Do!
Let’s Boldly Labor Our Way Through Another Pandemic Labor Day
Welcome To Wonkette's Labor Day Weekend Live Stream Spectacular!
One Million Moms Very Mad That Sonic Used The B-Word (Bra. They Said Bra.)
Hey, Disney, Apple, ExxonMobil: Joe Biden's Comin' To Tax You Anyway!
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Easy Like Sunday Morning, Except For How It Is Saturday
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Grapefruit Gin And Tonic!
Paste Eaters Beware: Ivermectin Is Coming For Your Sperms
Is Manhattan DA Cy Vance Getting Ready To Grab Trumpland Exec Matthew Calamari By The Pornstache?
Weird How Anti-Choicers Never Seem To Want To Make Giving Birth Free
Texas Abortion Ban Sadistic, Psychopathic, Dumb As Hell
Former Democratic Sen. Heidi Heitkamp Now Pushes Tax Breaks For Rich F*ckwads
Ida Flooding: The Future Is Now
Prosecutor Indicted For Covering Up Ahmaud Arbery Killing. FINALLY.
Florida Dad Is Onto Our Nefarious Plan To Depopulate The World With Vaccines
Joe Manchin Being A Butt Again
Historians Doubt These 21 Famous People Ever Existed! Tabs, Fri., Sept. 3, 2021
Recall Polls Looking Better For Gavin Newsom, But You California People Gotta VOTE
Other States Already Gearing Up For Some Texas-Style Abortion Bounty Hunting Of Their Own
Hey, What's Going On In Afghanistan?
Who Is Messing With Texas? It's RAICES, Abortion Funds And More!
Ida Floods Northeast, Yes This Is The Climate Emergency
Joe Biden Still More Popular Than His Most Likely 2024 Opponent
Parts Of MAGA Country Refuse To Continue Disastrous, Chaotic COVID Policy Fiasco
Shady Secrets That Netflix Keeps From Its Subscribers! Tabs, Thurs., Sept. 2, 2021
Get Out Your Finest Caftan, New York New York, You Are Having Friday WONK LUNCH!
Famous Animal Lover Don Junior Lying Like A Human Again, This Time About Dogs
Small Step Toward Justice For Elijah McClain
What Dumb WARBLOG Bulls*it Will The Press Ask Jen Psaki Today?
Oklahoma Rep With Rambo Delusion Gonna Beat Taliban To Death With Illegal Piles Of Cash
Unvaccinated A-Holes Ruin Labor Day
Rural Oregon School Board Rewards Superintendent By Firing Him Over Masks
Kevin McCarthy To Telecoms: Snitches Get Stitches
The Supreme Court Just Let Texas Outlaw Abortion
Happy Afghanistan Christmas, Afghanistan War Is Over
Wyoming's Biggest Utility Murdering Coal Plants, Guess Wyoming Will Have To Sue 'Wyoming'
GOP Gov. Kristi Noem Will Only Let South Dakotans Get High On COVID-19
Jimmy Fallon's Shares People First Messy Dates! Tabs, Wed., Sept. 1, 2021
Who Is Mike Richards? Bet He Wishes We All Didn't Know The Answer
World’s Most Useless Senator, Kyrsten Sinema, Still A Defiant Maverick On Voting Rights
Say, Joe Biden, Ended Any Forever Wars Lately? You Did? Tell Us All About It!
Ron DeSantis Flips Off Judge, Steals School Board Salaries In Mask Ban F***tussle
Dana Loesch Doesn't Mind Being Called A Murderer Because Only Lib Pussies Think Murder Is Bad
The Levees Held But The Power Grid Failed In New Orleans
Education Dept. Protecting Disabled Kids' Right To Breathe Without Getting COVID
Vaccine Mandates Actually More Effective Than Thoughts, Prayers
Rep. Madison Cawthorn 'Actively Working On' Repeat Of January 6
Anti-Mask PA GOP Jackass Looking For A Few Good Men To Bully School Board Members
Ohio Judge Orders Hospital To Administer Horse Drug To Covid Patient
The America's Frontline Doctors Did A 'We Are The World' Music Video And Now We Are All Dead
Happy Birthday Molly Ivins! You'd Hate 2021, But Oh My, You'd Have Plenty To Say
Afghanistan Withdrawal Going About As Well As Any End To A Forever War Would
Police Just Might Defund Themselves Over COVID-19 Vaccine Mandates
Warmonger Stunts & Bold New Afghanistan Strategy: More War!
Let's Talk About The Asshats Claiming School Mask Mandates Are 'Child Abuse'
Jen Psaki Does Not Have A Cat In The White House Briefing Room But She Has A Briefing
Area Cat Notices Today's News Is A LOT, Reminds You To Breathe
Anti-Mask Activist Caleb Wallace Dies On Homemade COVID-19 Cross
Texas' Creepy 'Spy On Your Abortion-Having Neighbors' Law About To Go Into Effect
New York Times Wonders Why COVID-19 Keeps Picking On Innocent Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis
Today In Labor History: Gabriel's Rebellion
University Of Georgia Professor Not Dying To Die From Teaching Maskless A-Hole Students
50 Toddler Lunch Ideas Even The Pickiest Will Love! Tabs, Mon., Aug. 30, 2021
Mississippians Too #Blessed To Stress Over Dying Of COVID, Says Governor
Why COVID-19 Makes It Hard To Remain Friends With Our Anti-Vaccine Phoebe Buffays
Christian 'Free Speech' Nonprofit Protects Fires Spokesman For Promoting Vaccines
Judge Releases The Kraken On Sidney Powell And Lin Wood
Rand Paul: Petty Researchers Won't Study Horse Paste Just To Spite Trump
GOP Reps Gonna Impeach Blinken For Not Stopping Car Bombs In War Zone
Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Promises Healthier, Shinier Hair
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Merciless Virgin!
Feminists Worldwide Owned By Man Wondering When #MeToo Will Condemn The Taliban
Judge Slaps Down DeSantis School Mask Ban Because Giving Kids COVID Is ... Bad Actually?
Mike Pompeo Wants YOU To ... Look Over There!
Time For Your White House Press Briefing, Or At Least We Think It Is, Who Knows Anymore?
Very Holy Siblings Demand School Risk Safety To See Their Faces, For Jesus
SCOTUS Evicts CDC's Eviction Moratorium. Maybe States Could F**king Hurry Up With Rent Aid?
But How Could Ashli Babbitt Have Known Climbing Through Broken Window To Attack Congress Was Wrong?
Lindsey Graham Finally Finds A President He Wants To Impeach
Kamala Harris Went On Diplomatic Tour, Yelled At China Some, Didn't Wear Parka To Auschwitz
He Cut Off His Dreads After 9 Years, Here's What Was Hiding! Tabs, Fri., Aug. 27, 2021
Herschel Walker Moves Back To Georgia, Decides To Run For Senate, Sure Why Not
RFK Assassin Sirhan Sirhan May Get Released Released From Prison
OnlyFans Decides It Likes Money After All
You Can Never Go Wrong Doing The Exact Opposite Of What Henry Kissinger Would Do
Texas's Law Against Critical Race Theory Is Why Kids In One District Can't Have Nice Things
If People Would Get Vaccinated We Wouldn't Need All These COVID Roundups
Facebook Ivermectin Fans So Jazzed About Shedding Their Intestinal Linings!
New York Gov Kathy Hochul Explains How Andrew Cuomo Got Handsy With COVID Death Toll Math
Senate's Dumbest Republican Down For Some Hot Horse Deworming Action!
The Untold Truth Of 'Mr. Oreo'! Bonerlinks, Thurs., Aug. 26, 2021
Congress In Rare Bipartisan Agreement On Hating Dem Rep. Seth Moulton Right Now
Nice Time! Vaccine Mandates? Painters Union Wants In!
TX AG Ken Paxton Investigates Charges Against Him, Declares Self Most Innocent Man On Earth
Everybody Has To Get Vaxxed Now, Damn Well About Time
Can Erik Prince Get You Out Of Afghanistan? Slip $6,500 In His Thong And Find Out!
Supreme Court Tells Joe Biden He Is Not The Boss Of Immigration. Donald Trump Still Is
Oh Hello, White House Press Briefing, Are We On Time Today?
Joe Biden Pissing All Over Media's Cherished, Beautiful Forever Wars
Greenville SC Citizen Gives School Board Master Class In How To dO yOuR oWn rEsErAch
Kim Klacik v. Candace Owens: A Republican Grift-Off!
Arizona Monsoon Rains Did A Number On Trump's Very Beautiful WALL, Sad!
House Budget Standoff? No, No, Nancy Pelosi Took Care Of *That*
Kinda Surprised It Took This Long To Get 'Dennis Prager' And 'Horse Dewormer' In The Same Headline
TV Commercial Tricks Many Wouldn't Know! Tabs, Wed., Aug. 25, 2021
Joe Biden, What Did You Do In The Forever War?
Genius Bodybuilders Canceling Arnold Schwarzenegger For BECAUSE THEY'RE MAD AT HIM, OK?
Massachusetts Schoolchildren Saw Goody Johnson ... Wait, No, They're Calling For Her Pardon
White House Press Briefing Starts NOW, Unless They Reschedule It Again
Education Secretary Will Defeat Red State Govs' Anti-Mask F*ckery With Critical Race Theory
New New York Gov Kathy Hochul, It Is Your Time To Not Be Andrew Cuomo!
Who Would Win, Nancy Pelosi Or An Army Of Tiny Mike Ditkas?
Arizona Fraudit Ninjas Search For Fraud, Find COVID
Federal Judge Ruins Kristi Noem's Plan To Torture Abortion Patients With Anti-Choice Counseling
Roger Stone Not Being Very Christlike To Steve Bannon
THE WORST PARENTS EVER! Tabs, Tues., Aug. 24, 2021
Facebook Insists It's But A Hapless Spam Merchant, Not A Sewer Of Misinformation!
Weakling GOP House Candidate Can't Even Kill Cardboard Rhinoceros
Proud Boys 'Summer Of Love' Rally Devolves Into Violence, Car Flipping, Shooting
'Liberal' Media Lets Nikki Haley Memoryhole Trump Admin Cuddling Up To Taliban
Spit Out That Horse Dewormer, Papaw, The Pfizer Vaccine Is Fully FDA-Approved!
Chuck Schumer Callously Dances While World Burns From Non-Dancing Related Causes
COVID-19 Is An Absolutely Terrible Plan For World Domination
Oregon School Superintendent Suggests Parents Tell Freedom Lies To Avoid Mask Mandates
Trump Booed At Own Rally, Some Supporters Think He Did It On Purpose
Voters Probably Won’t Punish Democrats If They Act More Like Cary Grant And Harrison Ford
PSA: Don't Go Taking Horse Pills Unless You Are Literally A Horse, Which You Probably Are Not
Woman Claims Vaccines Are A Secret Plot To Make Us Glow Under Black Light
Elon Musk Promises Bright Future Where Robots Take Our Jobs But We Can Still Beat Them Up
Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Is Beautiful But Doesn't Know It
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Painkiller!
TX Lt Gov Dan Patrick Found The Real Origin Of COVID, And It Is Black People
Guy No One Wanted To Host Jeopardy Will Not Be Hosting Jeopardy
Badass Judge Strikes Down Immigration Law *Just Because It's Racist*
Anti-Maskers Continue Making School Board Meetings Weird, Violent
Nice Time! Damn Near Every Adult In Georgia Is Registered To Vote
Arizona Fraudit Prepares To Land It Like Hindenberg
Danny DeVito Helpfully Provides Opportunity To Talk About Striking Nabisco Workers
Larry Elder Didn't 'Wave' Gun During Fight With Ex, Merely Made Sure It Was Loaded (Allegedly)
Texas Supreme Court: Yeah Sure Masks Whatever, Can't We Just Ban Abortion Instead?
Mo Brooks Finds Another Terrorist To Sympathize With
Bonespurs McNoNoRamps Explains How To Afghanistan: First You Bomb The Troops!
Now We Know The Real Reason Elizabeth I Wore White Makeup! Tabs, Fri., Aug. 20, 2021
Hey Wall Street Journal, 1975 Called And Wants Its Food Stamp Editorial Back
Nice Time! Dept Of Ed To Erase Student Debt For Folks With Severe Disabilities
Tricksy Trump Only *Pretended* To Pull Out Of Afghanistan, Says Former (Acting) Sec Def
Trump Pardons Can't Save Jared's Buddies From New York Prosecutors, Apparently!
Joe Biden Just Plain Blackmailing Nursing Homes Into Protecting Residents From COVID-19
Tucker Knows Why Real Estate's So Expensive, It's Brown-Skinned Refugees AIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Joe Biden Signs America Up For COVID Vaccine Booster Club
ALAN DERSHOWITZ IS NOT UPSET LARRY DAVID IS UPSET
Just Look At These Anti-Vax Assholes In San Diego!
If You Get 17/17 On This Quiz, You Probably Don't Have Any Friends. Tabs, Thurs., Aug. 19, 2021
Mike Lindell: Carnival Barker, Or Barking Mad?
What About The Landlords With Business Jets? Will No One Think Of The Landlords With Business Jets?
Ohio GOP Senate Hopeful Josh Mandel Wants To Drown Post Office In Bathtub Full Of Leftist Tears
Hannity Has Message About Americans Trapped In Afghanistan And It Is MMMMMMMM, MyPillow!
Fox News Idiot Exposes ‘Big Pharma’ Conspiracy To Prevent Needless COVID Deaths
US Senators Demand Biden Administration Rescue Afghan Women Leaders NOW
Florida Education Commissioner So Mad At Public Schools That Insist On Keeping Kids Alive
Who Was Researching Tunnels Under Capitol Just Before January 6?
Greg Abbott Tests Positive For COVID-19, Bans Self From Wearing Mask
Do You Like Piña Coladas Or Are You Just An Unfaithful Spouse? Tabs, Wed., Aug.18, 2021
Polls Say Pro-Virus Dickishness Not Big Selling Point Outside GOP Circles
Everything's Bigger In Texas, Including COVID Mask Mandate Sh*tshows
Trump-Loving Senate Candidate Ready To Bone GOP In Nevada
Rightwingers Just Having Fun Rooting Against America, Democracy, Afghan Women
Rick Scott So Mad Biden Gave Afghanistan To Trump's Taliban Buddies
Might Be An Eventful White House Press Briefing Today!
Joe Biden Thinks America Old Enough To Hear (Mostly) Truth About Afghanistan
Usual Bigots Have Usual Racist Thoughts About Afghan Refugees
MyPillow Guy Big Mad At Hannity And Laura Ingraham, Not Big Mad At 'Trunker' Or Whatever His Name Is
For God’s Sake, Just Give Workers Paid Time Off To Get Vaccinated!
'Conservative Warrior' Shares Fantasy Of Anti-Vaxx Liberals Under A Trump Presidency
These Celebrity Couples Fell In Love While Filming That Movie You Hated. Tabs, Tues., Aug. 17, 2021
Turns Out Jason Miller's GETTR Gutter Flooded With Porn And Spam
Let Us Take A Moment To Appreciate Barbara Lee's Premature Correctness, Re: War
Method-Acting Capitol Riot Suspect Finally Gets Big Break
Amy Coney Barrett Did ... Right Thing On COVID Vaccines? Well OK Then!
Breaking From Politico: Republicans Just Love The Gays!
Hobby Lobby Loses 11-Year Battle To Ban Trans Employee From Using Bathroom
People, Seriously, Get The Damn COVID Vaccine. Especially Teachers.
GOP Pretty Sure 20-Year Afghanistan Clusterf*ck Is Joe Biden's Fault, For Ending It
Teachers Signed Up To Teach Math, Not Get In Fist Fights With Unhinged, Anti-Mask Parents
North Carolina Hopefully Ready To Stop Letting Adults Marry High School Freshmen
Why Is Lindsey Graham Such A Weaselly Little Weasel?
23 Exceptionally Weird Items People Paid Too Much For At Thrift Stores. Tabs, Mon., Aug. 16, 2021
James O'Keefe Does 'Oklahoma!,' And Oh Boy, It Is Not Okay
Robin Proudly Comes Out Into The 21st Century
Christian Lawyer Mat Staver Scared Vaccines Will Keep Us From Having Babies
Matt Walsh Scared We Are Secretly Trying To Replace Him, All Other White People
DEA Agent Gets In Actual Trouble For Being A Thieving Liar
Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week All Think You Look Super Pretty This Morning
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Bloody Mary!
Child Tax Credits Are Here! Hooray!
Did Wingnut Colorado Clerk Leak Election Codes To Goddamn Gateway Pundit, Or Wuz She Fraaaamed
Starve People Like 'Dogs' To Make Them Take Crappy Jobs, Laura Ingraham, Bar Rescue Guy Agree
COVID Back-To-School Season Isn't A Great Time To Be A Teacher Either!
Matt Gaetz Wingman Helping The Feds More, Again, And It's Gross, Again
Special Counsel Durham's Russia Report Will Not Be The LOCK HER UP Finale Of Wingnut Fantasy
UK's First Mass Shooter In A Decade Is Trump-Loving Incel Who Claims To Be American
Iowa Gov. Kim Reynolds Fights COVID In Schools With Word Salad, Not Masks
The Census Numbers Just Came Out, And Whitey's On The Wane
Horse Dewormer Does ... NOT Cure COVID? That Can't Be Right.
We're Starting To Think Trump Doesn't Actually Care If His Supporters Live Or Die Of COVID
This Error In The Bible Has Democrat's Outraged? Tabs, Friday, August 13, 2021
Kevin McCarthy Selling 'Moron' T-Shirts So Republicans ... Don't Lose Each Other In Crowds?
Arizona Universities Use Superior Reading Skills To Beat Ban On Mask Mandates
Mike Lindell's Cyber Guy Gives Up Polishing 'Turd' Into 'Diamond' As Lindell Says Everyone Is CIA
Mississippi Hospitals Overwhelmed By COVID, On Verge Of 'Total Failure'
Mary L. Trump Breathing More Hot Fire In Her Garbage Uncle's Direction
Judge Dropkicks Attempt To Dismiss Dominion Defamation Suit Against Powell, Giuliani, and Lindell
Did Joe Biden Poop On Constitution With Eviction Moratorium? Let's Lawsplore!
Look, Another Witness To Trump's Election Crimes In Georgia
Rand Paul's Wife Somehow Lost Money Trading Pharma Stock During Pandemic
How Andrew Sullivan Learned To Stop Worrying And Live With Your Kid Dying Of COVID-19
No Radical Left Critical Race Theory Gender Identity Roads, Bridges On Josh Hawley's Watch!
Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot Will Never Kiss Enough Cop Ass To Satisfy Them
12 Woodland Creatures With Better Bathing Habits Than Ashton Kutcher. Tabs, Thurs., Aug. 12, 2021
Put Down Your Chram, Rudy's On Cameo!
Tyrant Joe Biden Doesn't Want Americans Sharing COVID-19 In Hurricane Shelters
Pleasant Tennessee Anti-Maskers Vow To Hunt Down Medical Experts Trying To Keep Kids Alive
Here's Joe Biden Talking Like A President Who Actually Wins Infrastructure Week
Sure Hope California Dems Aren't F*cking Up Recall Election. It's Too Important.
You Look Like You'd Enjoy The Daily White House Press Briefing
Mike Lindell's Cyber Fraud Hootenanny Going Exactly As Well As Anticipated
GOP Rep. Nancy Mace Never Gets Credit She Deserves For Being Complete A-Hole
Texas Judges Sign 'Eff Greg Abbott' Orders, Allow Mask Mandates In Dallas, San Antonio
Jacobin Writer Demands Barack Obama Cut Out All That Black President Magic
How To Get Your Savings Account Into The High Single Digits. Tabs, Wed., Aug. 11, 2021
British Anti-Vaxxers Try Storming BBC, Attack Wrong Building Entirely
Andrew Cuomo Finally Got The Fuck Out
Herschel Walker Found The Illegal Voter, It Is Maybe His Wife (Allegedly!)
Twitter Troll Marjorie Taylor Greene Close To Becoming Perma-Banned Twitter Troll
Hey Infrastructure, Bye Cuomo! Today's White House Briefing Gonna Be REAL Boring.
Bipartisan Infrastructure Bill Passes Senate 69-30. Next Up: Socialism!
Chuck Grassley Big Mad About Mean Democrats Picking On Poor Donald Trump
Shocker! Ohio Black Woman Receives Harsher Sentence Than White Lady For Same Crime
Tucker Freaking Out About Liberals Sterilizing Him Or Something
Christian Preacher Says You Don't Need Vaccine If You Have Jesus
You Deadbeats Expect Erick Erickson To Keep Insulting Trans People For Free? Give Him Money!
The Good, Bad And Ugly Of This Week's Sunday Show Republicans!
Mean Judge Nixes Ron DeSantis's Plan To Make Covid Great Again On Cruise Ships
Texas GOP Gov. Greg Abbott Literally Fiddling While COVID-19 Burns Through State
People Very Mad About Thing AOC Didn't Actually Say, As Usual
Kentucky’s Worst Senator, Rand Paul, Declares War On CDC, Public Health
Hero Michigan Cops Protect Neighborhood From Black People Interested In Real Estate
Appeals Court: Parole Officers Can't Force Parolees To Accept Jesus Christ As Personal Savior
Will Growing Pile Of Dead Floridians Stand In Way Of Ron DeSantis’s White House Dreams?
Historic Figures Who Lived Long Enough To Be Photographed! Tabs, Mon., Aug. 9, 2021
Florida Will Pay For Victims Of 'COVID-19 Harassment' To Attend Less Hygienic Schools
Why Would Black People Pay For Their Own Security When MAGA Cops Are Free?
USA Celebrates Amazing 17 Year Streak Of Having Worst/Most Expensive Health Care In The World
Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week All Get Gold Medals
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, with This Week's Cocktail, The Moscow Mule!
When Are The Next Wonkmeet Parties? Bet YOU'D Like to Know!
Mike Lindell Battles Evil Media, Math, Objective Reality In Batsh*t CNN Appearance
Texas Education Agency: Parents Don't Need To Know If There's A COVID Case In Their Kid's School
Rubber Factory Owner Discovers One Weird Trick For Higher Profit Margins
Jobs Report Glitter Bombs Stock Market
Did CBO Find Proof Of Ancient Astronauts In Bipartisan Infrastructure Bill?
Bible-Dinosaur-Ex-Con-Creationist Kent Hovind Arrested For 'Bodyslamming' His Wife (For Jesus?)
TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS CALIFORNIA, Gavin's In Poll Trouble!
Donald Trump Knows Who Is A Loser And It's The American Olympic Team Plus pUrPlE HaIR lAdY!
Dick Cheney 'Deeply Troubled' By Today's GOP, May Invite Entire Party To Quail Hunt
Hilariously Messed Up Headstones That Got The Last Laugh! Tabs, Fri., Aug. 6, 2021
LIVE: Biden Awards Congressional Gold Medals To Actual Heroes Of January 6
Watch Old Trans Am Biden Say Car Guy Stuff, About Electric Cars!
Ted Cruz Knows Why Delta Variant Raging In Unvaxxed, Unmasked Americans: LOOK, ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS!
Turns Out It Matters When Fox News Tells Viewers Truth About COVID Vaccines For Five Seconds!
Live WonkTV Coverage Of White House Press Briefing Starts ... Now!
Tucker So Mad Everybody Calling His Dirty Fascist Hungarian BFF A Dirty Fascist
No Weed, No Divorce, Has Children, Is AL Rep Mo Brooks Defense To Swalwell INSURRECTION Suit
Let's Thank The Streisand Effect For All This Talk About Terry Pratchett And Transphobes
Give Us This Day Our Daily Doocy
Ron DeSantis Does Not Appreciate Joe Biden Telling Him To GET THE F*CK OUT OF THE WAY
Experts Reveal Their Hacks For A Good Night's Sleep! Tabs, Thurs., Aug. 5, 2021
Offspring Drummer Pretty Fly For An Unvaccinated, Unemployed Guy
Arizona, Tennessee Cancel Culture All The Icky Parts Of US History
Trump DOJ Official Jeffrey Clark Wanted Georgia Legislature To Get To Coup-ing, For CONSTITUTION
Arkansas Gov. Asa Hutchinson Looking For That Jerk Who Banned Mask Mandates
Rightwing Dullards Gonna Keep Telling Us COVID-19 Vaccine Is Just Like Holocaust
Oh Sh*t We Almost Forgot The White House Press Briefing!
Happy 60th, Barack Obama! Sorry Smelly Unvaccinated Republicans Ruined Your Birthday Party.
Missouri Gov Puts The ‘Just Us’ In Justice With Pardons For Gun-Slinging McCloskeys
Federal Judge To Texas: FOH With That 'Stop The Brown People On Suspicion Of COVID' Crap
Trump Candidate Wins Flawless Victory In Ohio, Every GOP Knee Must Once Again Bow To Trump!
A Servicey Wonkette Guide To Emergency Rental Help
MyPillow Guy Reschedules Trump's Glorious Return For ... Um ... Not Sure
‘Fox & Friends’ Cancel ‘Woke’ Muppets For Teaching Kids Not To Bully Their Friends
Old School Hollywood Was Full Of Some Grade-A Weirdos! Tabs, Wed., Aug. 4, 2021
Whinyass Brat Ron DeSantis Whining Like Whinyass Brat Again
Elizabeth Warren Knows Where To Stick Your Filibuster
Flying The Non-Friendly Skies With Anti-Mask A-Holes
Andrew Cuomo, GET THE FUCK OUT!
Vaxxed America Knows Why We Can't Have Nice Things, And It Is Yucky Unvaxxed Stinky People
Trump Fights To Keep Tax Returns From Congress To 'Protect Future Presidents.' LOLOLOL.
Senate's Dumbest Republican Has Limits To How Dumb He's Willing To Sound In Public
Louisiana Governor John Bel Edwards To The Unvaccinated: ‘Do You Give A Damn?’
Anti-Choice Extremist Tries To Hijack Harriet Tubman For His Own Nonsense
Rudy Giuliani Says Anybody Who Puts Him In Jail Going To Heaven When They Die
Here’s Hoping COVID-19 Didn’t Get Tickets To Chicago’s Lollapalooza Festival
9 New Paperbacks You Won't Be Able To Put Down Because Of All The Glue. Tabs, Tues., Aug. 3, 2021
Mike Flynn's Brother Cured His Covid With Horse Pills, America Is Canceled
Democracy Probably F*cked, Thanks to Supreme Leader Joe Manchin
It’s Monday, So It Must Actually Be Joe Biden’s Infrastructure Week!
Anti-Vaxxers Denied Opportunity To Find True Love Among The Equally Deluded
Go Go Gadget Monday White House Press Briefing!
GOP Gov. Ron DeSantis Heroically Leading Florida To COVID-19 Disaster
ISIS On GETTR? Who Could Have Predicted This Shocking Turn Of Events?
Mark Meadows And Delusional Former President Hold Very Serious Make-Believe 'Cabinet Meetings'
Demons And Crack Forcing Us To Believe Biden Won Election, Says Totally Normal Christian Preacher
Kevin McCarthy Publicly Fantasizes About Hitting Nancy Pelosi, Who’d Kick His Ass For Real
Halp! Halp! No But Really, Halp.
We Listed The Most Beautiful Women In The World, Do You Know #1? Tabs, Mon., Aug. 2, 2021
Giuliani Witness Mellissa Carone Is Back And Very Concerned About Dead Baby Parts
What If The Republican Party Was Always Hot Garbage?
Cori Bush Slept On The Capitol Steps Last Night To Keep People In Their Homes
Marco Rubio Sets New Olympic Record For Self-Owns
COVID Aid Cut Poverty In Half, But America's Gonna America
Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Is Not A Pipe
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Hooper's Rum!
Elise Stefanik Doesn't Want Socialized Medicine Ruining Her Socialized Medicine!
Trump Urged DOJ To 'Say The Election Was Corrupt And Leave The Rest To Me.' Very Cool, Very Legal.
CDC Document: COVID Variant Not The Delta Blues Anyone Wants
US Men's Soccer Thinks Women's Team Deserves *More Than* 'Equal Pay,' Since They're Better
Your White House Press Briefing Is HAAAAAPPENIIIIING
Mike Lindell Breaks Up With Fox, Marries His Company To Defamation Lawsuits
Christian Summer Camp Was Maybe Not The Best Idea This Year?
Joe Biden Gonna Vax You Up (A Tick-Tock, Ya Don't Stop-Stop). Also Masks.
Wild Idea: Stop Voter Suppression Even If It Means Putting Joe Manchin's Name On The Bill
7 Discounts Seniors Only Get If They Ask! Tabs, Fri., July 30, 2021
GOP Senator Just Asking Biden Noms If They've Met His Friend God Who Loves Them Very Much
COVID Caucus Sues Nancy Pelosi Because 'Masks'
That's Not Jen Psaki, That's Karine Jean-Pierre!
St Louis County Mask F*ck-Tussle Goes Viral! VERY Viral!
Kraken Lawyer, Overstock Lunatic Throwing Money At Private Company Doing Arizona Fraudit
Everybody Hates Trump's Total Loser Candidates, Especially Mitch McConnell
Climate Roundup: So Hot, And That's All For The Fish
Trump Declares Flawless Victory In Runoff His Endorsed Candidate Lost
Trump Fails To Ruin Democrats’ Bipartisan Infrastructure Week
The Untold Truth Of Michael Scott From The Office! Tabs, Thurs., July 29, 2021
Nancy Pelosi Not NOT Saying Kevin McCarthy Is A Moron
Trump Throws Tantrum Over Infrastructure Deal, MAGA Senators Yawn
GOP Vaccine Resisters Real Put Out Over Wearing Masks Again, Which They Never Did In First Place
Mitch McConnell Out To Troll Libs By Preventing Needless COVID Deaths. We Are So Triggered!
Charlie Kirk Can Go F*ck Himself With Any Balance Beams Simone Biles Not Currently Using
Trump Fave Susan Wright Scores Upset 2nd Place Victory In Texas Special Election
Joe Biden To Personally Jam Vaccines Down Federal Employees' Throats If He Has To
Wingnuts In Full Stupid Mode Over New CDC Mask Guidance
Dem Rep. Jamie Raskin Takes GOP Rep. Andrew Clyde On ‘Normal Tourist Visit’ To Woodshed
Looks Like Alabama Congressdoofus Mo Brooks Is About To Go Through Some Things
Republicans Not Interested In Hearing Capitol Police Drone On About Saving Them From Trump’s Mob
The Coolest Urban Design Ideas From Around The World! Tabs, Wed., July 28, 2021
Oh No, Devil Sent Dr. Fauci To Do Dreadful Things To Jesus's 'Seed'!
CDC Gets Some Sense Whacked Back Into It: Vax Up, Mask Up, Stomp That Virus Flat!
Why Did Mean Joe Biden Make Red State Republicans Refuse The COVID-19 Vaccine?
Elise Stefanik Knows Who Attacked The Capitol On January 6, And It Is ... Nancy Pelosi???
Take A Break From The 1/6 Commission Liveblog To Watch Jen Psaki Instead!
Cutting Emergency Unemployment Early Didn't Fill All The Sh*tty Jobs? Well Imagine That!
The Temptation, Corruption, And Inevitable Humiliation Of George P. Bush
Enough Is Enough: Mandate The Damn Vaccine
LIVE: Real Capitol Terrorist Attack Investigation Begins, No Jim Jordans Allowed
MyPillow Guy Reschedules President Joe Biden's Resignation For August 13
Supergenius Marjorie Taylor Greene Has Thoughts About Vaccines, Segregation, ‘Staff Infections’
Texas GOP State Rep. Proud To Share Same Moral Code As Taliban
Democrats Need To Pass Some Voting Rights Bills While We Still Have Voting Rights
Florida Sheriff’s Office Targets Lucky Residents For Future, Imagined Crimes
Let's Start The Week Off Right, By Explaining Consensual Sex To Ross Douthat
Monday White House Press Briefing, You Watch Right Now
Trump Heads To Arizona To Scream ROUTER! And Destroy State's GOP
JD Vance, Married A-Hole ... With Children
Will You MAGA Babies Get Vaccinated Already?
Did This GOP Congressman's Psychic Wife Predict They'd Get COVID A Second Time?
Pelosi Adds Adam Kinzinger To 1/6 Committee, Completing Her Collection Of Anti-Coup Republicans
15 Real-Life Ghost Stories Likely Inspired By 15 Real-Life Beers. Tabs, Mon., July 26, 2021
Hillsong Founder Considers Vaccines A 'Personal Decision,' No Matter How Many Congregants Die
When Will The Cops Stop Ordering ‘Code Reds’ On Black People?
Is This Terrible Song A Sociology Experiment Or What?
The Pandemic's Biggest Scammer Is A Monster Of The Media's Own Creation
Right-Wing Sites Say It's Actually More Woke To Keep Racist Baseball Team Names
Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Would Like To Kiss You But We Just Washed Our Hair
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Special, The Singapore Sling!
Woman Who Doesn't Actually Hate Workers To Lead National Labor Relations Board
Forrest Dumped (Nathan Bedford, That Is, From Tennessee's Capitol)
GOP Governors Will Do Anything To Encourage Vaccinations, But They Won't Do That
Nice Time! Cleveland Baseball Team Picks New, Non-Racist Name!
Missouri Supreme Court: Voters Passed Medicaid Expansion, So Make With The Healthcare Already
It’s Time We Talked About That John Fetterman Shotgun Incident
Joe Manchin And Republican Friend Sign Letter Supporting The Terrible Hyde Amendment
Fox News Found The 'Disinformation' And It Is Joe Biden Doing This Town Hall!
Trump Spending Ballot Audit Grifter Donations On Himself WAIT NO WHAT? THE F*CK YOU SAY? MANY SHOCK!
FBI Responds To Senators Two Years Later: Oh THAT Brett Kavanaugh Investigation!
'90s Sitcom Stars Accused Of Terrible Crimes! Tabs, Fri., July 23, 2021
Put This Thai-ish Chicken Veggie Grain Bowl Business DIRECTLY IN YOUR FACE
Federalist Writer Shares Incredible Trauma Of Learning 'Critical Race Theory' In School
Fox's Jesse Watters Explains We Can Just 'Adapt' Our Way Out Of Climate Emergency
Let's Check In With The Guy Who Says Trump Aced His Dementia Test
30 Years Ago, Biden BLM Nominee Reported Spiked Trees, So GOP Sure She's A Terrorist
Incel's Dream Of 'Slaughtering' Women Dashed After Cops Find His Manifesto And Machine Gun
Prosecutors Wanted To Charge Trump's BFF Tom Barrack Last Year, But Just, You Know, Didn't
It Was A Good Damn Day For Decency, Humanity, And Our Trans Children In Red States
We Asked You To Share Your Biden Child Tax Credit Stories. Now You've Gone And Made Us Cry.
Oklahoma GOP Sen. James Lankford Launches Half-Baked Boycott Of Ben & Jerry’s West Bank Boycott
Chris Cillizza Knows Who To Blame For Jim Jordan's And Kevin McCarthy's Actions, It Is Nancy Pelosi
1/2 Cup Of This (Before Bed) Eats Your Belly Fat Like Crazy! Tabs, Thurs., July 22, 2021
In Which Liz Cheney Takes A Righteous Dump On Fellow Republican Kevin McCarthy
GOP, Fox News Idiots Perhaps Not Yet Fully Committed To COVID Vaccine Sparkle Motion
Bipartisan Infrastructure Bill On Verge Of Brilliant Success Or Horrifying Failure!
That Damn Critical Race Theory Must’ve Taught These White Politicians The N-Word
Nancy Pelosi To Kevin McCarthy: Try Again, MFer
Mitch McConnell Threatens To Torpedo The Economy To Tank Biden. DC Press Corps Yawns.
Shiawassee County, Michigan, Republicans Help Themselves To $65K In COVID-19 ‘Hazard Pay’
Climate Roundup: What's Burning Gilbert Grape?
Pretty Weird How All These People In Trumpland Keep Getting Caught Doing Crimes!
This Is A Post About Winners And Losers
Josh Hawley Still Polling At Nothing Percent In GOP Primary Matchup Against Trump
Kyrsten Sinema, I Want My $50 Back
Nancy Pelosi And Pals Say Expanded Child Tax Credit A BIG F*CKIN' DEAL
Look At All These Republicans Suddenly Begging The Morons To Get Their Shots
John Denver: What Really Happened To The Folk Singer? Tabs, Wed., July 21, 2021
Some Trumpers Going To Emergency, Some Trumpers Going To Jail
Portland, Oregon, Wonkers, This Saturday Is Your Time To Shine!
Florida Man Sentenced To Eight Months Time Out For Storming Capitol
Probably Time To Get Your Masks Out Again, Yes Even If You're Vaccinated
Here's Your Video Of Dr. Fauci Pants-ing Rand Paul And Calling Him A Liar
Texas Senate Discovers Martin Luther King Was One Of Those Awful Critical Race Theorists All Along!
GOP Goes To War For Sacred Right Of Wealthy Americans To Cheat On Their Taxes
Palo Alto Cops Sue Art For Being Mean
Hey Watch This! It's A White House Press Briefing!
Kevin McCarthy Names Insurrection Pals To January 6 Commission, For Balance
Hannity Spends 30 Seconds Saying COVID Vaccines Good, Fox News Can Have Cookie Now?
Fauci's In The Senate Today, And He Brought Purell
Joe Biden Sorry Not Sorry He Said Facebook Was Killing People
Wow! Looks Like Swing District Dems *Really* Want To Let Medicare Negotiate Drug Prices!
Rick Wiles Gonna Fight Brawny Leftist Coward Meta-Human Sissies Who Wanna Make Him Get COVID Shot
Easy Home Repair Hacks For Anyone Too Cheap To Call A Professional, Tabs, Tues., July 20, 2021
Trump Waddles In From Golf Course To Tell Reporters Who He Hates Today. Surprise! It Is Everyone.
President Biden Reminds Us Trump Gone, Economy Improving, Inflation Not Forever
Fox's Brian Kilmeade Wants Viewers To Have Freedom To Die Of COVID
No Big, Just More Cops Charged With Taking Part In Trump’s Jacklegged Coup
Missouri Just Gonna Keep These Wrongfully Convicted Prisoners Locked Up, Because Why Not?
JD Vance Burns Credibility, Peter Thiel's Cash, In Doomed Ohio Senate Bid
Happy Monday! You Deserve A White House Press Briefing.
Lindsey Graham Such A POS, He Gets His Own Sunday Show Roundup Again!
Trump Keeps Losing Arizona Presidential Election
TPUSA Kicks Right-Wing Porn Actress Out Of Its Little Convention
What’s The Most Polite Way To Ask COVID-19 Anti-Vaxxers Not To Be F*cking A-Holes?
The Best Way To Wipe Out Up To $10,000 Of Debt! Tabs, Mon., July 19, 2021
Right Wing Coffee Companies Scramble To Win The Hearts And Cups Of America's Worst People
Evangelical Pastor: Either Gay People Exist Or Evolution Happened. Can't Have Both!
Surgeon General's Warning: COVID Misinformation May Be Hazardous To EVERYBODY'S Health
Marjorie Taylor Greene And Matt Gaetz Can't Take Themselves Anywhere
Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Has Something Bonkers To Show You
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Special, The Cosmopolitan!
Bitcoin Dipsh*t Will Make Phoning Great Again With Buggy Chinese Handset
Iowa Defunded Planned Parenthood And Guess What They Got More Of?
Nice Time! Three Good Things Happened In Law This Week!
Paid Family Leave Will Be In Dems' Reconciliation Bill. So What'll It Look Like?
If It's Friday, We Forgot Psaki!
By Sheer Coincidence, Joe Manchin Made Half A Million Dollars Last Year Off Of Coal
$600 Emergency Unemployment Reduced Job Searches — When There Were No Jobs
Ivanka, Mike Pence Saved Day On 1/6 Heroically, Like Heroes, Say Ivanka, Mike Pence
Homeopath Facing Prison Time For Selling Fake Vaccine Cards And $243 Sugar Pills
How Many Public Defenders And Voting Rights Lawyers Does It Take To Fill Joe Biden's Federal Bench?
OK Fine, Congress Will F*ck Up The Cyber Ninjas Now
Dems Not About To Let Folks Forget Where That Extra Child Tax Credit Money Came From
The Truth About Hotel Breakfast Buffets! Tabs, Fri., July 16, 2021
Loser Trump Crawling Up Walls And Chewing The Furniture, It's Pretty Great
Rep Jamaal Bowman Gonna Green Up America's Schools
Study: No One Can Afford To Live Anywhere Anymore
Joe Biden Drinking Out Of Misandrist 'MALE TEARS' Mug In Child Tax Credit Speech
Red States Won't Expand Medicaid? Democratic Senators Have A Plan For That!
Oh Nothing, Just Secret Kremlin Docs Showing Putin's Plan To Help Trump Steal 2016 Election
Britney Spears Gets Her Own Lawyer, And Maybe Her Own Life Back Soon
Your White House Press Briefing/Peter Doocy Own-Goal Session Starts Now!
Joe Biden And Kamala Harris Want You To Look Under Your Seats
Lindsey Graham Will Go To War To Fight For Chik-Fil-A's Honor. Or Any Other Reason, Really.
If Chairman Of Joint Chiefs Of Staff Can Compare Trump To Hitler, So Can We
Jonah Goldberg Whitesplains Jim Crow To Jim Clyburn
Florida Man Not Very Good At Blaming Black Lives Matter For MURRRRDERRRR
Declutter Your Home! 55 Things You Can Toss Without Missing! Tabs, Thurs., July 15, 2021
Matt Gaetz Hates When FBI Asks People To Tattle, Huh, Wonder Why
Bill Barr Defends Pristine Reputation For Probity, Forthrightness From Some MAGA Asshole US Attorney
Nice Time! Statue Of Florida’s Mary McLeod Bethune Kicks Confederate Racist Coward Out On His Ass!
Senate Dems Reach $3.5 Trillion Infrastructure Reconciliation Deal, Probably!
Jim Clyburn Just Might This Get Whole Voting Rights Thing Done
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Will Defeat COVID-19 Surge By Sh*tting On Dr. Fauci
Did Somebody Say White House Press Briefing?
Another Day, Another Story On All The Ways Bill Barr Tried To Ratf*ck The DOJ
How Tucker Stopped Worrying About Being Bad At Phonics And Just Became Racist Instead
Joe Biden's Expanded Child Tax Credits Coming To Your Bank Account Near You!
Oklahoma MAGA Senate Candidate Pastor Caught Up In QAnon Red Shoe Diaries Scandal
Trump So Upset People Called Him Bunker Baby, He Wanted To EXECUTE THE LEAKER!!!1!!!!!
Utah Company Drops 'Fun' Gun That Looks Like Lego, If You Narcs Are Gonna Be Like That About It
Looks Like Brett Kavanaugh Won’t Be Doing Any Boofing With Trump At Mar-A-Lago
They Made Their Large Age Gap Work! Tabs, Wed., July 14, 2021
Joe Biden Just Gave A Damn Good Voting Rights Speech
Republicans Really Don’t Like It When Democrats Put Up A Fight
Interior Department To Investigate Racist Atrocity Many Americans Have Never Heard Of
Look, Joe Manchin And Kyrsten Sinema! The President Is Giving A Voting Rights Speech!
Newsmax Guy Talks Evolution And Vaccines: What If Some People Just Need Killing?
JENNA ELLIS WILL SEE RONNA ROMNEY MCDANIEL IN HELL!
Tennessee's Top Vaccine Official Fired For Trying To Keep Kids Alive
California Gov. Gavin Newsom, Joe Biden, All Dems, Wonkette: Give EVERYBODY EAT!
Fascist Goons Disrupt Katie Porter Town Hall, Welcome To Post-January 6 GOP Politics
It's Not That Trump Fired His CFO Allen Weisselberg. It's Just That His Job Is ... Smaller Now.
Ben Carson On Slavery: Brain Surgeon, Please Heal Thyself
All You Need To Know About Monday's Kraken Lawyer Hearing Is That One Of Them Started Crying
BREAKING: Trump Nothing Like Batman
Fox News Still Doesn't Give A F*ck About Tucker's NSA Sob Story, And He Is MAD
12 Random Facts That You Probably Don’t Know But Should! Tabs, Tues., July 13
Texas Dems Taking Surprise Field Trip To DC To Show 'Em How Democracy Works
Your Sunday Show Rundown Is Full Of Idiots, As Usual
Let's Show How Much We Care About The Cuban People By Lifting The Stupid Embargo
Tomi Lahren Shocked Heckler So Rude To Caitlyn Jenner, Where Is The Civility!
Trump Tech Lawsuit Immediately Devolves Into Shameless Grifting. Surprise!
It's White House Press Briefing-Thirty!
Conservative Anti-Vax Movement Straight-Up Killing People
Hey, Look Who's Supporting Free Universal Healthcare! It's The Pope!
Meet The Trump-Approved MAGA Stooge Who Thinks She Can Beat Alaska GOP Sen. Lisa Murkowski
Don't Be Expecting To Get Any Abortions From This Bank!
America First Patriot Kristi Noem Smears California, Which Is In Fact Part Of America
This Woman's Obituary Was So Harsh, Her Son Was Left Reeling! Tabs, Mon., July 12, 2021
We Must Discuss This Bonkers 7 Point Plan To Re-Install Trump Going Around CPAC
Captain America’s Dream Has Always Been The Conservative Nightmare
Democrats Have Crazy Idea: How About Ending Poverty For Disabled And Elderly Americans?
LGBTQ-Hating GOPer In Trouble After Doling Out Bad Cunnilingus Advice On TikTok
Marsha Blackburn Waxes Poetic On The Horrors 'Socialism' Would Inflict On Taylor Swift
Wonkette Top Ten Is Veering Off Topic, Needs Coffee
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Special, Blueberry Smash!
Shocking: Pharma CEOs Bad And Greedy, Actually!
A Toast To Republicans, Who Spent The Week Kicking The Sh*t Out Of Each Other
Hey, East Coast, You All Doing OK?
Comic Artiste Ben Garrison Wasn't Talking About *That* Don Quixote, You Guys
WATCH LIVE! Wonkette-Brand White House Press Briefing, Brought To You By Wonkette
Tucker Carlson: Encouraging COVID Vaccinations Is First Step Towards Forced Sterilization
GOP Fundraiser WinRed Flips Sh*t Over Investigation Of Its Grifty Donor Schemes
QAnon Candidates Coming To A SQool Board Election Near You!
Long Beach, CA, Gonna Try Out A Little UBI, So That's Super Nice
Ever Wonder How Many Americans Are Alive Because Donald Trump Lost? Science Did!
Spill Some More Tea, Adam Kinzinger. We're Listening.
Genius Ways You Probably Never Thought To Cook With Spam! Tabs, Fri., July 9, 2021
Oh Nothing, Just Tomi Lahren Calling Nice Flight Attendants 'Nazis Of The Air'
The Federalist: We Wouldn't Need 'Subsidized Childcare' If You Bitches Would Just Stay Home
ACHTUNG! TN Moms Have Found The Critical Race Theory, And It Is Ruby Bridges' Children's Book!
How Tucker Carlson Get Pragnent? Joe Biden's Vaccines!
Better Late Than Never, Here's Today's White House Press Briefing!
J.D. Vance Weeps Big Tears For All The Zero Trumpists Fired For Loving Trump Too Much
Did Tucker Carlson Tell A Wee Fib When He Said The FBI Stuck Tapps Up His Pasty Ass?
CA Gov Gavin Newsom Loves You, Gonna Pay Your Rent
GOP Gov Pisses Off All Tennessee With 'Give Money To Non-Tennesseans' Plan
'Federalist' Editor Wishes You Monsters Would Play Fair And Look At All The OTHER 'Insurrections'
Maybe It Would Be Easier To List Places Rudy Giuliani IS Allowed To Practice Law
Ex-Burglars Spill Their Tricks To Help People Avoid Getting Robbed! Tabs, Thurs., July 8, 2021
Michael Flynn's Family Didn't Take QAnon Oath, That's Just How They Say 'I Love You!'
Mitch McConnell: Hey, Kentucky, Joe Biden Gave Ya'll Lots Of Money! I Was Totally Against That!
Are You A Nazi Who Got Banned From Facebook? Trump Law Operators Are Standing By!
Why Can’t Democrats Be Friends With Supporters Of The Alleged Hitler Fan?
That Time Trump Was Pretty Sure He Could Use COVID As Excuse To Cancel The Election. Allegedly!
Next New York City Mayor To Be Either Cop Or Curtis Sliwa, Not The Two Good Women Or Andrew Yang
Tucker Carlson, Other Asshole Want Cameras In School To Stop Critical Race Theory
Kevin McCarthy Contemplates Best Way To Ratf*ck January 6 Commission
Marjorie Taylor Greene Being Holocausted, Again :(
National Review's Lament: No One Will F*ck Trump Voters
That Time Trump Had Some Real Nice Things To Say About Hitler. Allegedly!
‘Red’ States Just Dying To See Joe Biden Fail To Get Them Vaccinated
Dan Crenshaw Says Joe Biden Not His Real Dad, Dan Crenshaw Is GROWNED UP!
How Long Until New Fox Weather Channel Blames Hurricanes On Critical Race Theory?
Whew, Ada County Idaho Didn't Hire The Nazi To Be Sheriff
GETTR Grounded In Gutter. EGADS!
Nikole Hannah-Jones Cancels University of North Carolina, Takes Better Job At Howard University
In The Nick Of Time, WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING!
Paul LePage Must Rule Maine Again, Has Unfinished Business With Smoothie, Shifty, D-Money
Trump Stiffs Rudy Giuliani For Legal Bills. Yeah, Don't Faint.
Pistol-Packing Loon Lauren Boebert Kicks Off Independence Day Holy War
GOP Just Can't Decide How Much Democracy To Steal When It Redraws Congressional Districts
July 6 In Labor History: Shot Some Pinkertons In Homestead, Just To Watch Them Die
So JD Vance Is Pretty Pathetic, Yeah?
Donny Deutsch, Rich Asshole, Wants Shiftless Workers Back On The Plantation NOW
40+ Airbnb And Hotel Fails That Make Us Happy To Stay Home! Tabs, Tues., July 6, 2021
Gather 'Round, People Are Talking Sh*t About Meghan McCain
Tough Guy White Supremacists Given Lesson In Politeness By Good Citizens Of Philly
MyPillow Guy Says SOMETHING BIG Happening August 13, At Least Until He Changes Date Again
Sure Would Be Nice If Republicans Would Grow Up And Get Their F*cking COVID Shots
GOP Rep Pretty Sure Soldiers Can Just Quit Over Vaccine Requirements
Trump Just Can't Understand What's So Bad About Massive Tax Fraud
Hobby Lobby Wants To Craft America A Theocracy Out Of Old Quotes, Popsicle Sticks
Water-Skiing Robot Celebrates Terrorist Tax Cheat Commemoration Day
Ohio Police Chief Quits Force To Pursue His KKK-Related Comedy Full Time
Moments From ’90s And 2000s Comedies That Didn’t Stand The Test Of Time! Tabs, Mon., July 5, 2021
It’s Still The Fourth Of July, Even Without The Stupid Fireworks
Ammon Bundy Guilty, LOCK HIM UP! (Like, It's Trespassing, But Still)
Joe Biden Drives Stake Through Heart Of Surprise Medical Billing
Olympics Marred By Olympic Levels Of Racism And Stupidity
Wonkette Top Ten Is Drunk and Demon-Possessed
Forget a Stressful Week With A Fresh Margarita!
FINALLY Trump Lackey Makes Social Media ... Thing ... For Oppressed White People To Say The N-Word!
Happy Birthday, Civil Rights Act!
June Jobs Report: Pretty Damn Good!
If You Lived At The White House, You'd Be In The Briefing Room Now
Gay-Hating Flower Lady Rebuffed By Supreme Court
Don Jr. And Eric Head To Fox Instead Of Listening To Lawyers, Shutting The F*ck Up
Removing Confederate Statues Unfair To Southern Heroes Who Did Other, Later Racism, Says Idiot
Walmart Does Non-Evil Thing, Congratulations Walmart!
Allen Weisselberg And Trump Org Are Pretty Dumb Criminals, ALLEGEDLY
'Urinating Like A Race Horse' — This Simple Trick Solves Prostate Problems! Tabs, Fri., July 2, 2021
Christian Preacher Knows Why Oprah And Tom Hanks Won't Sue Him For Saying They're Child Molesters
Supreme Court Goes To War With Democracy Again, Wins! (That Means You Lose)
DeSantis's Dilemma: Kiss Trump's Ass, Or Govern?
ExxonMobil Lobbyist Pretty Proud Of How Much He Messed Up Biden's Climate Legislation
Here Is Your Video Of Meghan McCain Quitting 'The View,' For Trust But Verify Purposes
More Capitol Rioters Arrested: Oath Keepers, Boogaloo And Proud Boys, Oh My!
Kevin McCarthy Demonstrates MAGA Bona Fides By Boning Jan. 6 Select Committee
Kristi Noem Sends Guard Troops To Defend South Dakota's Border With Mexico
The Era Of Trump Being Held Accountable Is Finally Upon Us (We Hope!)
Twenty Art Projects To Make With Surplus Zucchini. Tabs, Thurs., July 1, 2021
Bill Cosby ... Well, Sh*t. A Lawsplainer!
Did NSA Put Secret Wire Tapps In Tucker Carlson's Underpants, Or Is He Just Babbling?
House To Confederate Statues: GTFO
Herschel Walker, Texas Resident, Running For Senate In Georgia ... Because?
Thanks, 'Cyber Ninjas'! Maricopa County Has To Trash Tainted Voting Equipment Now
Arizona GOP Rep. Paul Gosar Caught Cuddling With White Supremacists Again
Joe Biden To Unf*cken Trump's Deportation Chicken
Cool Teacher Dr. Jill Biden Lets Her Students Cuss, That's Why She's A Cool Teacher
When Far-Right PACs Attack Republicans, Who Wins? The American Public, That’s Who.
Why Your Ritualistic June Lottery Can Bring July Sorrows. Tabs, Wed., June 30, 2021
Trump Family Tried To Lure Him Out Of White House With Promise Of ... Parler Account, LOL
Clarence Thomas Says Something Reasonable About Weed, Still Evil POS
Nancy Pelosi Forming Bipartisan Committee To Investigate Capitol Attack, How Partisan Of Her!
Biden DOJ Sees Georgia Suppressing Black Voters, Brings Receipts In This Lawsuit Right Here
Chris Christie Wrote A New Book You Don’t Need To Read
Big Win For Decency As SCOTUS Declines To Green Light Anti-Trans Bigots' War On Kids
St. Louis Gunhumpers Cosplay As Selves At Campaign Event
17-Year-Old Caught In Deadly Crossfire Between Arkansas Sheriff’s Deputy, Jug Of Antifreeze
Warmest Regards, Andrew Giuliani, And Continued Success In All Your Endeavors
YouTube Sorry For Being Idiot, Decides Right Wing Watch OK After All
Think Twice About Getting The Spicy Tuna Roll At That Roadside Diner. Tabs, Tues., June 29, 2021
Christian Preacher Very Concerned About Demon-Possessed Joe Biden And His Sex-Trafficking Tunnels
Manhattan DA Notifies Trump Lawyers 'F*ck Around' Season Is Over, Time To Find Out
Trump So Mad Everyone Knows Gen. Milley Yelled At Him Like Dumb Know-Nothing Baby
GOP Sen. Bill Cassidy: Fixing Roads Helps Women Do Woman Chores, Like Childcare And Shopping
All The Cool Kids Are Watching Today's White House Press Briefing
Brave Bill Barr Brags To The Atlantic About Doing Bare Minimum To Stop Trump Coup
Michael Flynn Stars In QAnon Election Fraud Doc By Guy Who Thinks Aliens Did 9/11
Maybe Ron DeSantis Can Run For President Without Trump Ever Noticing, But We Doubt It
Miles Taylor Will Stop Donald Trump From Winning Again In 2024 Or His Name’s Not ‘Anonymous’
Toyota Disappointed In Us For Being So Judgy Of GOPers Who Didn't Certify 2020 Election
Derek Chauvin Literally Can’t Say How Sorry He Is He Murdered George Floyd
Why Your Cat Secretly Wishes You Were Someone Else. Tabs, Mon., June 28, 2021
Programming Notes: Comments Moderation News (And No, You're Not In Trouble, Really!)
Australian Christian School Kids Get Super Creepy Romantic Advice
Bad News For People Who Like To Use Socialism As A Scare Word
Kevin McCarthy Tells Cop Injured In Jan. 6 Riot He Can Only Condemn Republican Lies In Secret
Wonkette Top Ten Is Hiding Our Fentanyl In Tampons
Ooh, A Fancy Tropical Umbrella Drink! Try This Blue Aloha!
Jim Bakker Ordered To Pay $156K To People He Scammed With Fake COVID 'Cure'
Today In Labor History: In 1938, FDR Ends Child Labor, Creates Minimum Wage ... At A Cost
Wingnut Fever Dreams About Critical Race Theory Getting WEIRDER, Somehow
Who Could Have Predicted SESTA-FOSTA Was Bad, Except For All The Sex Workers Who Said It Was?
Watch President Biden Celebrate Pride Month, Because That's What Real Presidents Do
Republican Superspies Stage Daring Takedown Of Opponents In ... WYOMING???
Friday We're In Love With White House Press Briefings!
Normal Human Gen. Milley Shot Down Trump’s ‘Skull-Cracking’ Solution To Civil Unrest
GOP Rep. Debbie Lesko Blames Crime Spike On 'Defund The Police,' And We Have Some Questions
Activists Trick Gun Humpers Into Anti-Gun Ad, Just Like NRA Tricked USA Into Endless Gun Deaths
Andrew Giuliani MAD AT JUDGES BEING MEAN TO DAD AND NOT LETTING HIM LAWYER!
House Republicans Form 'Conservative Climate Caucus' To Save Planet For Rich People
34 Times Family Circus Has Accurately Predicted The Future. Tabs, Fri., June 24, 2021
St. Louis TV Network Launches Hilarious Reefer Madness Remake
F*ck School, F*ck Softball, F*ck Cheer, F*ck Everything
OAN Host Just Calling For Mass Executions Of Everyone Who Stole Election From Trump
Let's Look At Biden's Tricksy Two-Track Infrastructure Compromise!
Britney Spears Is Not A Girl. She's Been A Woman For Decades.
Fox News So Mad Gen. Milley Loves Critical Race Theory, Time To Defund The Military
Hey You! Watch A Voting Rights Hearing With Eric Holder!
Donald Trump Is A Spectacular Kind Of Stupid
Michigan GOP Senate Report Finds Zero Voter Fraud, Vows To Fix Problems It Just Said It Didn't Find
Ron DeSantis Just Checking That Florida College Students Aren’t Getting Infected With ‘Commie’
40 Cooking Hacks To Use In Bed! Tabs, Thurs., June 23, 2021
Chris Cillizza Identifies Most Important News Paragraph Of Day, It Is Some Sh*t About Ivanka
GOP Senator Apparently Unaware People Actually Born And Raised In Washington DC
Kamala Harris Will Visit Border, Republicans Still Being A-holes About It
Who Let The Gateway Pundit Comments Section Into Loudoun County, Virginia, School Board Meeting?
Is It Wednesday? Then It's A White House Press Briefing Day!
Republicans Suppress Vote On Voting Rights Bill
Sheldon Whitehouse Now Remembers All The POC At His Allegedly All-White Rhode Island Club
New York Primary Over, Final Results To Come By End Of Year
Hey, Josh Hawley, Here Are Some Other Things Martin Luther King Jr. Said
Eric Trump And Greg Kelly Achieve Singularity Of Derp
The List Of Seven Celebrities With The Most Famous Body Parts. Tabs, June 23, 2021
MyPillow Guy Reschedules Trump's Triumphant Return For 'Fall'
Trump Sues New York For Kicking Him Off Bronx Golf Course
Nice Time: Joe Biden Is Good At Picking Judges!
Let’s Not Give Up On Voting Rights Just Yet
Happy Tuesday, Watch A Damn White House Press Briefing
Tons Of Retail Workers Quitting For Better Pay, Probably Biden's Fault
If Catholic Church Wants To Use Communion To Influence Policy, Maybe Tax Exemption Is Not For Them
Manhattan DA Fishes Trumpworld Fixer Matthew Calamari Out Of Tank, Cranks Up Heat
Sad Loser Trump Wanted DOJ To Punish SNL For Hurting His Feelings So Much
Kyrsten Sinema Loves Her Filibuster Better Than You
The Best Heat-Related Hallucinations To Help You Cool Down! Tabs, Tues., June 22, 2021
Former Proud Boys Shocked To Find Hate Group They Joined So Full Of Hate
Lindsey Graham Has Very Reasonable Bipartisan Plan To Prevent Democrats From Accomplishing Things
Here’s The POS Who Scared Your Conservative Relatives With Lies About Critical Race Theory
Remember Italygate? Turns Out People Behind It About As Authentic As Pasta With Ketchup
Trump Really Did Try To Send Sick Americans To Island Of COVID-19
Dippin' Dots CEO Allegedly Sent Ex's Nudes To Her Mother To Force Her To Give Up Dog
White House Press Briefing, HOW ABOUT THAT!
Florida, Texas Nation’s Biggest Producers Of Alleged Capitol Attackers!
Ted Cruz Pretty Sure Critical Race Theory Same Deal As KKK Burning Crosses
Sovereign Citizens Try To Steal Woman's New House, Claiming It's Theirs
America Proudly Number One In Not Reaching Vaccination Goals
Which Celebrity Has The Hottest Dad Bod? Tabs, Mon., June 21, 2021
Happy Father's Day From Wonkette!
Let’s Close Out Our Juneteenth Weekend With A Special Episode Of ‘Black-ish’
Wingnut World Crumbles Over Macy Gray Suggesting We Change The Flag
Good Lord, The One Million Moms Are Still So Mad At Cereal
Gay Catholic Foster Care Case Stupid, Bad Until You Consider What Supreme Court MIGHT Have Done!
Your Wonkette Top Ten Is Hanging In There, Baby
Happy Juneteenth, Happy Summer, Happy WONKMEET TONIGHT!
Look! A Fancy-Pants Cucumber Martini Because You Deserve It!
Devin Nunes's Cow Family F---ed Around, Is Finding Out Big Time
Holiday Celebrating End Of Slavery Very Divisive, Say Assholes
Dem Congressman Proposes Radical Legislation Allowing People To Fix Stuff They Own
Biden DOJ Tells West Virginia And Arkansas To Cut The Sh*t, Quit Kicking Trans Kids!
Politico: But What If Some People Don't *Want* Extra Money?
ALEC Being Disgusting Again, Overthrowing Elections Edition!
Congressman 'Normal Tourist Visit' Snubs DC Cop Injured January 6, For Blue Lives We Guess
States Where Americans Don't Want To Live Anymore! Tabs, Fri., June 18, 2021
Rude DOJ Won't Even Pay Steve Bannon's Million $$$ Legal Fees, Ain't That A Kick In The Ass!
Yay! House Votes To Repeal Bad Iraq War Authorization
Watch President Joe Biden Sign Juneteenth Holiday Into Law!
Bad Judge Wants Black Farmers To Guess Number Of Jellybeans In The Jar If They Want Loan Forgiveness
Joe Manchin In SECRET ZOOM CHAT To Rich People Might Actually Reform Filibuster, Maaaaybe?
Obamacare Saved Again! Thanks ... Boofs O'Kavanaugh And Amy Comet Ping Pong?
F*ck Matt Rosendale In The Eyeholes Of His White Hood: A Letter To My Congressman!
Federalist Guy Weeps For His Boner As Victoria’s Secret Ditches Angels
Happy Juneteenth! Let's Talk About The Racial Wealth Gap!
Who Wants To Listen to Michael Cohen Talk Hilarious Sh*t About Donald Trump?
GOP Senators Know What Is Important Issue In 2021 America: Flag-Burning
GOP Cowards Just Twiddling Thumbs, Waiting For Trump’s Next Insurrection
Here Are The 14 Garbage White Male Congressmen Too Racist To Vote For Juneteenth
40+ Wild And Ridiculous Things You Could See At Your Nearest Airport! Tabs, Thurs., June 17, 2021
Biden Administration Sticks Up For Trans Kids. Because YOU Voted.
Nice Time: Juneteenth Set To Become A Federal Holiday!
Giant Insurer United Healthcare Generously Delays Death Panel Plan Until Pandemic Over
Let's Watch Old Handsome Joe Tell Us About His Meeting With That Stinker Putin!
WY Senator John Barrasso Vows To ... Impeach Biden We Guess? Sure, F*ck It, Why Not!
RNC APPALLED! WE SAY APPALLED! By American Presidents Who Sit Down With Vladimir Putin
Alabama Rep: 'Critical Race Theory' A Durr A Durr A Durr!
Rep. Paul Gosar Praises Hero Cops By Demanding FBI Turn Them Over To Deranged Mob
Hot Take: People Don’t Deserve To Die For Enforcing Mask Mandates
In America, Safe Space Oppresses YOU! And Other Lessons From New North Korean Rightwing Star!
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Orders Moment Of Silence For First Amendment He Just Shivved
McDonalds Employees Really Wish You Knew This! Tabs, Wed., June 16, 2021
DC Comics HEREBY ORDERS Batman Be Crappy At Sex
Charity To Erase $278 Million Of Medical Debt, In Reminder That US Health Coverage F*cked
Loser Trump Can't Get Book Deal, Can't Blog, Not Allowed To Tweet, Is Basically Worthless
NY Shake Shack Manager Sues Cops, Police Unions, For Defaming Him As Attempted Milkshake Murderer
Trump DOJ Meatballs ... Actually Refused To Do Coups!
Texas Grid Operator Warns It Can't Handle 'Summer' Either
Dana Rohrabacher Saw Antifa False Flagging The Capitol Jan. 6, Because He Was There!
Nice Time: Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson Confirmed To DC Circuit Court!
They're Killing People With Cars Again
Arizona GOP State Senator Idiot Gonna LOCK HER UP Merrick Garland For ... Some Reason!
Why TV Show Friends Only Hang Out In Even-Numbered Groups. Tabs, Tues., June 15, 2021
Louie Gohmert Sues Congress For Metal Detector Discrimination
Mitch McConnell Vows No Biden SCOTUS Confirmations In 2024 Or Any Other Year Containing A Number
Mike Pompeo Brings Super A-Hole Stepdad Energy To 'Fox News Sunday'
Kayleigh McEnany Lies Like Liar About How Much She Lied
Live From Brussels, It's Joe Biden!
Scuzzy Police PACs Target The Squad To Raise Money For Themselves
Bill Barr Got Some Splainin' To Do About All These Wire Tapps!
Chicago Cop Latest Alleged Criminal Caught Bragging About Storming Capitol
Texas, Ohio, Georgia Enjoy Well-Regulated Gun Violence Weekend
Tennessee Has 250K Jobs For You, If You Don't Have To Eat, Pay Rent, Otherwise Survive
Lara Trump 'Guesses' Mad Max Army Just Gonna Have To Guard Southern Border With Guns
35 Casting Mistakes That Ruined Famous Movies! Tabs, Mon., June 14, 2021
Susan Collins Wants To Tax Electric Cars For Not Paying The Gas Tax
Telling Democrats To ‘Do Something’ Isn’t Whining. It’s A Warning.
Let's Watch This Blue's Clue's Video The One Million Moms Are Wigging Out Over!
NC Plantation's 'But How Did Emancipation Hurt White People?' Juneteenth Event Canceled
Frank Luntz Sent Out 2019 Memo Warning GOP Of Looming 'War On The Successful'
This Ain't The First Time A Global Epidemic Led To Workers Demanding Higher Wages
Your Wonkette Weekly Top 10 Is HIC!
Wingnut Freaked Out By Woke Gay Homosexual Hobbitses
Is Bill Barr LYING? Or Does He Just Think We're All Idiots?
Oregon House Expels Rep. Mike Nearman For Invalid 'Hall Pass'
Tom Cotton Claims Biden Incited Heretofore Unseen Racism, Sexism In The Military
Bill Barr Did Wire Tapps To Adam Schiff? LOCK HER UP!
Six Three Percenters Indicted For Conspiracy In Capitol Insurrection, So What's That 18% Of?
Will Biden Send Demon Lesbian Army To Attack Gordon Klingenschmitt? Let's Hope!
Jill Biden Casually Trolling Melania Is Our Favorite Jill Biden
Mitch McConnell Braces For Trump To Announce Slate Of Dipsh*t Endorsements
Joe Biden Gonna Vaccinate THE WORLD
You May Be Eating Your Brie Cheese All Wrong! Tabs, Fri., June 11, 2021
If You Like Pina Coladas, Here, Have One!
Rick Wiles Science-Splains How And Why Chinese Spies Put COVID In His Butt
GOPers Mad Chipotle Not Screwing Workers And Passing The Savings Onto You The Consumer
Biden Tax Plan Pretty Great For Working, Middle Classes, Tyranny For Rich. Grab A Fork!
Capitol Rioter Guy Now Also In Trouble For Plot To Bomb Amazon Data Centers
Don McGahn *Finally* Testifies To Congress: Be The Robert Bork You Wish To See In The World!
What's Joe Biden Out Of Today? TRAILERS
New York Times Not Mad, Just Disappointed That Bari Weiss Isn't Running The ACLU
So Now The New Yorker Is Doing Fox News's Job?
Schools Have A Critical Racism Problem
The Scariest Creepypasta From Around The Internet! Tabs, Thurs., June 10, 2021
And Now, Your Obligatory Post About Jeff Bezos's DONGROCKET
Ohio Kooks Think COVID-19 Vaccine Will Give You Freaky Magnetic Powers Like That’s A Bad Thing
It's Gonna Be Tea Party Summer All Over, But 'Critical Race Theory' Instead Of 'Death Panels'
Washington State's 'Joints For Jabs' Vaccine Incentive Way Better Than 'Maui Wowie For Your Owie'
Louie Gohmert Jus' Wondrin' If Kicking Earth Off Axis Into Outer Space Might Fix Climate Change???
GOP Oregon State Rep Welcomes Expulsion, Future ‘Jeopardy!’ Fame
Congressional Badass Val Demings Ready To Bring The Pain To Marco Rubio
It's Infrastructure Week FOR REAL
SOUNDOFF! It's Your Wonkette Mental Health Check-In!
When Kamala Harris Finally Visits The Border, Fox News Will Bitch And Moan About That Too
Won't Someone Think Of Our Billionaires Who Pay No Taxes?
Jen Psaki Reveals Secret Of Handling Dorks Like Peter Doocy
Hey, Look, Some Of Barack Obama’s Judicial Nominees Finally Got Confirmed!
What'll Next Armed Wingnut Standoff Be About? How About 'Water'?
35+ Accurate Introvert Memes To Make Every Introvert LOL! Tabs, Wed., June 9, 2021
70 Percent Of Americans Gay For Gay Marriage, Happy F*ckin' Pride!
Jerry Falwell Jr. HEREBY DEMANDS That Liberty University QUIT KINK-SHAMING HIM!
Joe Manchin's Name Will Be In The History Books. He Might Not Like What They Say About Him.
Oh Sh*t, We Almost Forgot Your White House Press Briefing!
Noted Crackpot Naomi Wolf To Headline ‘Juneteenth’ Anti-Vax Freedom Fest
Senate January 6 Security Failure Report Barely Mentions Security-Failure-In-Chief
Biden DOJ Shielding Trump From Rape-Defamation Suit, So That's A F*cking Bummer!
That Time Trump Believed The DNC Was Going To Murder Joe Biden, Carrie-Style, At Prom!
New Texas History GOP-Tested, Fox News-Approved
What If Instead Of Making Selective Service Gender-Neutral, We Abolished It Entirely?
Rudy Did A Perfect Call With Ukraine, And Now You Can Hear It!
Federal Judge Who Overturned California’s Assault Weapons Ban More Bonkers Than You Might Imagine
Joe Manchin Won't Give Up On Republicans On First Try, Or 100th Try, Or 48 Millionth Try, Or ...
Apple Employees Not Quite Ready To Quit Working From Home In Their Pajamas
LOOK, FOX NEWS! KAMALA HARRIS IS DOING AN IMMIGRATION PRESS CONFERENCE! IN GUATEMALA!
You Know What Everyone Loves? Paid Leave!
Monday White House Press Briefing, National Security Edition!
Mark Meadows Tried To Get DOJ To LOCK ITALY UP For Election Fraud
Video Shows GOP Oregon State Rep Giving 'How To Breach Statehouse' Tips, ALLEGEDLY
We Watched Mike Lindell's Screed To SCOTUS So You Don't Have To
It’s Not Against The Law To Protect Democracy From Republicans
Mississippi GOP Gov. Has Some Real Wild Ideas About Human Gestation Periods
Impeachment Expert Donald Trump Gonna Impeach His Way Back Into White House
Man Decides To File For Divorce After Taking Closer Look At This Photo! Tabs, Mon., June 7, 2021
Joe Manchin Can Name 12 Logical Fallacies Preventing Him From Supporting Voting Rights
Why Kyrsten Sinema Probably Thinks You’re A Chump
Milo Yiannopoulos Claims Going Ex-Gay Made Dogs Stop Barking At Him
Kayleigh McEnany Sad She Didn't Get Any Annie Leibowitz Glamour Shots
Georgia Schoolchildren Will Just Have To Learn All History From Confederate Statues
Wonkette's Top 10 Is Teaching You Wifely Submission!
What Time Is It? It's (Red) Wine (Paloma) O'Clock!
Online Psychics No Longer Even Bothering To Scam People The Old-Fashioned Way
Pope Can't Get Hired At Facebook, And Ben Domenech Is Real Mad!
May Jobs Report *Better*, Which Is *Better* Than *Worse*!
Put Down That Hacky-Sacky, It's Time For Jen Psaki!
Roger Stone Demands Steve Bannon DEBATE ME, YOU COWARD
New York Times Thinks You Should Ditch Your Friends For Being Fat Or Depressed
Joe Biden's 'Offer' To Chop Infrastructure Plan In Half Not As Crazy As It Sounds
Trump Wants A Coup. And He Thinks Two Loser Former GOP Senators Are Comin' With Him!
Albuquerque Mayor's Race Roiled By DONGCOPTER
Yes, You Still Have Postmaster General Louis DeJoy To Kick Around, And Sadly Might For A While!
The Awesome Women Of Two And A Half Men! Tabs, Fri., June 4, 2021
Happy 7-0 To Dr. Jill Biden, The Best First Lady Since Michelle Obama!
Stanford Law Eats Sh*t Protecting Rightwing FedSoc Jerkoffs From Hilarious Mean Guy
Freakshow Idaho Lt. Gov. Lady Bans Mask Mandates While Real Gov Out Of State, And He's *Piiiiissed*
Ohio Being Terrible About Abortion Again
Time For Fun New Game, 'Did Your Wonkette Donation Expire'!
Joe Biden Revs Up Corvette Summer For Vaccines
Shh! Attempted Whitmer Kidnapping Suspect Doesn't Want You To Know God Told Him To Do It!
How Dumb Is Matt Gaetz? Pretty F-in' Dumb!
Junior Selling Himself On Cameo Now, Please Send Money
A Doktor Of Rhetoric Examines Kyrsten Sinema's Filibuster Thoughts, Breaks Own Brain
Tragic Details About The Gilligan's Island Cast! Tabs, Thurs., June 3, 2021
One America News Celebrates Gay Pride By WHAT ABOUT WHITE HISTORY MONTH?
In Huntington Beach, The Unsurprising Fall Of A Meathead COVID-Denying Not-Mayor
Wednesday White House Press Briefing, F*ck It, We'll Do It Live!
New Mexico Democrat Melanie Stansbury Stomps GOP Opponent. Dems In Disarray?
Tucker Carlson Thinks Vax Passport Is 'Medical Jim Crow' Against White Republican Men
Secret Service Bringing Port-a-Potties To Trump's Sh*t Palaces
Andrew Giuliani's Dad Was Mayor And That Means He Can't Get COVID
Joe Biden Livin' On Tulsa Time
31 Awful Home Designs That Actually Exist When They Absolutely Shouldn't. Tabs, Wed., June 2, 2021
The Tulsa Race Massacre Was A Hundred Years Ago And Just Yesterday
Gohmert Blames Deep State For Making Him Attend QAnon Loonapalooza
A Christlike Get-Well-Soon Card For Rick Wiles, Who Survived The COVID Genocide!
Texas Dems Also Killed Crappy 'Bail Reform' Bill, Thank You Texas Dems!
Trump So Excited To Literally Actually Become President Again, In August
Dems Ready To Deliver New Mexico Special Election SMACKDOWN
Sh*t Went DOWN In Texas Lege This Weekend
Tucker Carlson Is A Garbage Human, Memorial Day Edition!
Who You Gonna Believe? Michael Flynn Or All This Video Evidence Against Him?
These Famous Reality Shows Are Actually Fake! Tabs, Tues., June 1, 2021
Insipid Cartoon Children Have Time Travel Adventure With Ronald Reagan
Memorial Day 2021: This Year Maybe The Summer Won’t Suck
Christian Lady Concerned Satanic Feminist Agenda Not Teaching Wifely Submission
Anti-Vax Creep Facing Swift Consequences For Selling Nazi-Inspired Yellow Stars
Dan Crenshaw Launches 'Woke Ideology' Whistleblower Site For Military Crybabies
May 29 In Labor History: Rosie The Riveter Eats Her Own Goddamn Sammich
Wonkette Knows The Font For Teriyaki, No, That's Not Right
Newsmax Marine Greg Kelly Had Near Miss At The Daiye Spa
Joe Manchin Real Appalled That Mitch McConnell Being *Partisan* And *Unreasonable*!
Joe Biden Has A Budget, And It's DELICIOUS.
Biden All, No, It's Cool, Making Enough To Live On Is Good Actually!
Is Georgia Getting A Fraudit Too? A Lawsplainer Of Christ, These Assh*les Again.
Amazon Welcomes Workers To 'Mental Health' Booths Of Mindfulness And Terror
Biden Planning Infrastructure Week *For Real*
Did ... Did Matt Gaetz Just Say We Should Use The Second Amendment On Silicon Valley?
I Almost Threw My Keurig In The Trash - Then This Happened! Tabs, Fri., May 28, 2021
What If You Had A Satanic Panic And 15 Percent Of America Came?
Big Oil's Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day
Matt Gaetz Might Run For President In 2024 If Trump's In Jail And Matt Gaetz Isn't
We Do Not Need To Give Jeff Bezos $10 Billion To Go To The Moon, Unless He Plans To Stay There
Once Again, Rage-Filled Woman-Abusing Good Guy With Gun Does Mass Shooting
Marjorie Taylor Greene VERY MAD, Might Be Hallucinating A Tiny
Trump Appointees SO MAD They Have To Pay Their Taxes. Unfair!
White House To Trump Idiots It's Firing: Cry More.
Michigan Man In Prison On Bogus 'Bite Mark' Evidence Exonerated After 31 Years
Central Park Karen Amy Cooper Is Back In The Most Predictable Sequel Ever!
Washington Post Says Joe Biden Likes Cookies And Gatorade And Being A Very Good Boy!
Pillow Guy Uninvited From Republican Governors Confab Just For Being A Crazy Dick!
Michele Bachmann Thinks Liberals' January 6 ‘Theatrical Event’ Much Better Than ‘Cats’
AZ GOP Senate Pres. Karen Fann: Idiot, Liar, Or All Of Them, Katie?
Jesus, Pennsylvania Republicans, What Freaking Year Is This
GOP Cowards Just Wetting Their Beds Daily In Fear Of Their Unhinged Voters
Arizona Lege Cancels Secretary Of State For Failing To Love Big Lie
No Kink-Shaming, But Does Peter Doocy LIKE Getting Daily-Dick-Punched By Jen Psaki?
Politico Science Experiments: Will This GOP Lie Work? What If We Help It Along, Will It Work Then?
Manhattan DA Cyrus Vance Convenes Grand Jury To Chitchat About President Crime Spree
Ohio Republican Wants To Stop Vax-A-Million Lottery Because It’s Too Awesome
Congress On Television? There Should Be A Network For That!
Joe Manchin, Kyrsten Sinema 'Implore' Seditious Republicans To Join Bipartisan Love Train
Congratulations, Kristen Clarke! May Your Every Day At DOJ Make Tucker Carlson's Ass Itch.
People Who Need To Be Clued In ASAP! Tabs, Wed, May 26, 2021
MyPillow Guy Would Like To Invite You To A Frank Fest. No, Not Like That, You Perverts!
Marjorie Taylor Greene Still Gross, This Time About Holocaust
Newsom, Biden, Push Weird 'Disaster Preparedness' Agendas Instead Of Just Hoping For Best
Biden DOJ Keeping Trump DOJ's Secrets? Awesome.
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Gonna Make Facebook, Twitter, MySpace PAY!
If It's Tuesday, It's Probably Time For Jen Psaki To Humiliate Peter Doocy
Commerce Department Dipsh*t Tried To Run Very Own Illegal Spy Agency, Oops
What Did Paul Manafort Lie To Robert Mueller About? Exactly What You Thought.
GOP Sen. John Kennedy Wants Some Sexy Time With His Handgun
Guy Who Thinks GOP Sucks So Bad Must Not Have Met It Working For Nixon, Ford, Reagan, Bush, Bush
You Look Like A Person Who Wants To Watch A Dr. Fauci Hearing
One Million Moms Scared Kids Are Gonna Buy Sex Dolls For Father's Day On Etsy
Liz Cheney Apparently Not Voting Rights Hero Nobody Thought She Was
19 Things Only People Who Can Count To 20 Will Understand. Tabs, Tues., May 25, 2021
Madison Cawthorn Too Busy Getting Busy With Wife To Deal With The People's Business
GOP Just Can't Find Perfect Way To Ignore An Insurrection
Ron Johnson Pretty Sure Economy Will Die If People Have Enough Money To Live
14 Trump Voters Have Gazillion Terrible Things To Say About George Floyd
Republicans Fight For Sacred Prerogative Of Rich To Commit Tax Fraud
Monday White House Press Briefing, LEARN A THING!
'Big Lie' Believers Want To Take Over All Our Elections
Louisiana Cops Beat The Crap Out Of Ronald Greene, And Then He Died
Rand Paul Too Busy Being Cowardly And Selfish To Get Vaccinated
Maxine Waters Will Not Be Rolling Over On Qualified Immunity, Please And Thank You
This Post Contains No Links Or Excerpts From Trump’s Crappy Retro Blog
This Is How You're Bringing Bad Feng Shui Into Your Home! Tabs, Mon., May 24, 2021
Michael Flynn Claims Dems Invented COVID Pandemic To Steal The Election From Trump
Why Ted Cruz Doesn’t Care If You Hate Him
CNN Finally Dumps Rick 'Frothy Mixture' Santorum From Their Roster
Ammon Bundy Hates The Government So Much He Wants To Be Governor Of Idaho
How About We Don't Charge Women Who Have Stillbirths With Murder?
Let's Have A History Lesson With Marjorie Taylor Greene And Madison Cawthorn
Low-Information Republicans Ban School Mask Mandates, Because What Is 'Unvaccinated' Anyway?
Wonkette's Top 10 Is What's The Frequency Kenneth?
GOP Rep Defends Trump By Saying Insurrection Was Actually Planned In His Own Hotel Room
California Democrat: Won't Somebody Think Of Poor PG&E? No, Wait, She Means Poor PEOPLE.
Conservatives Have Some Theories On The 35 Republicans Who Voted For The 1/6 Commission
Thank Psaki It's Friday, And Yr White House Briefing
Donald Trump Still Charging Secret Service Top Dollar At Florida Trash Palace
Billy Barr Has Found The Wire Tappers, And They Were Him
Oops, Arizona's Phony Election 'Audit' Made Hundreds Of Voting Machines Unsafe To Use
Stupidest Man On Internet Says Fake Joe Biden Fake Drove Fake Truck Fake Fake Fake-ity Fake Fake
Lauren Boebert Unclear On Difference Between 3400 Dead People And Zero Dead People
Chemtrail Kelli Ward Gonna Arrest Maricopa County Board, That's What She's Gonna Do
It Can't Be Cancel-Culture Because Nikole Hannah-Jones Is Black And A Lady
Tennessee Governor Just Straight Up Declaring War On Trans People
Here Are Some Names Barack Obama Calls Donald Trump When He's Feeling Saucy
If It's Thursday, Here's Your Jen Psaki!
Trump CFO Allen Weisselberg Caught Between Rock Named Tish James And Hard Place Named Cy Vance
Here, Enjoy Your Shouty Tim Ryan!
Dr. Kirstie Alley Purges Tucker Carlson's Body Thetans
Pour One Out For Old 'Zero Percent' Josh Hawley, Because That's How Many Republicans Love Him
After 100 Years, The Tulsa Race Massacre Survivors Can Still Hear The Screams
Look At These F*cking Texas White Men Banning All Your Abortions
Mitch McConnell Opposes January 6 Commission, May Now Be Open To Hanging Mike Pence
Rudy's Dipsh*t Son Announces Bid To Get Cuomo Re-Elected Governor
Small Little Things Men Do That Women Are Totally Infatuated By! Tabs, Thurs., May 20, 2021
Maddow Devoted Half Her Show Last Night To TRUUUUUUUUCK, And It Was Great
Rick Scott Terrified Trump Will Cost GOP The Senate ... Again
But If We Pay Off Black Farmers' Debt, How Will Big Banks Even Foreclose On Them?
Kevin McCarthy Real F*ckin' Bad At This, January 6 Commission Edition!
Gun-Toting Ass Will Defend Your Mansion From Pedestrians As Next Missouri Senator!
Poor Cyber Ninjas Might Not Get To Find All The Michigan Frauds After All :(
Eric Trump DESTROYS New York AG's Trump Org Criminal Probe, Just Kidding He Posted A Meme
Old Handsome President Biden Doing Coast Guard Academy Graduation, WATCH IT LIVE!
Katie Porter Literally Eviscerates Pharma Exec With Her Whiteboard, Now It's A Redboard
Gov. Greg Abbott Frees Texas From Tyranny Of Local Control, Masks During Pandemic
Pediatricians Not Loving GOP Plan To Make Pennsylvania Measles Sanctuary State
The Latest CDC Heavy Breathing Tips For Sexxxy Vaccinated People!
Another Day, Another Accused Capitol Rioter Who Can’t Shut Up About His Alleged Crimes
Old Crime Loser Hittin' The Road This Summer, Wonder What He's Runnin' From ...
Surprising Rules Presidents Have To Abide By After Leaving Office! Tabs, Wed., May 19, 2021
Biden Issues Presidential Proclamation, It Is VROOM VROOM BEEP BEEP!
Rep. Val Demings Ready To Beat Marco Rubio With His Own Water Bottle
Why Was Bill Barr's DOJ Fighting Devin Nunes's Barnyard Cow Battles For Him?
Does Laura Ingraham WANT Your Kids To Get COVID? Objectively, Yes!
NOT SHINY, NOT NORMAL: Chevron Allowed To Literally Prosecute Lawyer For Winning Judgment Against It
Kevin McCarthy Can't Support January 6 Commission If It's Gonna Be About January 6
Police Unions Starting To Almost Reconsider Letting Bad Cops Get Away With Murder
Shiny Normal Thing: Biden, Harris Release 2020 Taxes Like Weirdo Socialists!
North Carolina Judge Allegedly Tried To Kill Some Black People With His Car, Like On Purpose
Maricopa Republicans Officially OVER These Bamboo-Hunting Arizona Fraudit Idiots
Georgia Lt. Gov. Geoff Duncan Quitting To Make GOP Good Again, Aw That's Cute
Boy, This Georgia GOP Congressman Must Really Hate Tourists!
38 Facts About Mahjong Tiles You Probably Didn't Know. Tabs, Tues., May 18, 2021
DEEP STATE HUNTER BIDEN LAPTOP, Shrieks Rudy Giuliani In Letter To Real Judge
Liz Cheney's 'Revolution' Will Be Televised
Mississippi Gives SCOTUS First Shot At Taking Our Reproductive Rights Away
CBS News Poll Reveals GOP Just Anti-Democratic Cult Now. Yay!
Michael Medved Pretty Sure Noble Founders Ended US Slavery By Preserving It For Decades
Lin Wood Pretty Sure Election He Personally Lost Part Of Trump's Mysterious 4D Chess Plan
If It's Monday, Here Comes Another Week Of White House Press Briefings!
Matt Walsh Has More Sane And Normal Thoughts About People Who Wear Masks
Matt Gaetz Allegedly Snorted Coke With Escort On County Payroll, Very Classy If True!
Montana GOP AG Still Wants To Pin ‘Sex Offender’ Label On Man Jailed For Gay Sex
Scott Baio Not Charles In Charge Of Knowing What A Publicly Traded Company Is
Marjorie Taylor Greene Stalking Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Is Big Inconvenience For Meghan McCain
Celebrity Home Features So Ridiculous You'll Raise An Eyebrow! Tabs, Mon., May 17, 2021
In Which The Kid From ‘Silver Spoons’ Berates A Costco Employee Over A Mask
What If Your Stalker Was Marjorie Taylor Greene?
BRB, Wonkette's Top 10 Has To Go Punch G_d In The Face
New York Times: Joe Biden Secretly Ronald Reagan In That One Old SNL Sketch
And How Is Rep. Matt Gaetz's Friday Going?
Former Staffer Sues Colorado Congressman For Rampant COVID A**holery
It's Jen Psaki's Last White House Press Briefing! (Before The Weekend, We Are So Cruel To You)
Veritas Goons Tried To Take Out Deep State In DC Honeypot Operation, Fell On Their Asses, As Usual.
Fox CEO Loves Network's 'Center-Right' Opinion Hosts, Is Not Joking Even
A Bill To Make Louisiana 'Sanctuary State' For Fossil Fuels? Did Oil Write This?
Better Know Elise Stefanik, Your New GOP Conference Chair: She's Terrible!
BAD NEWS: QAnon Demon Healer Says Biden Dead And Clintons Dead And Tom Hanks Dead And
Your Weekly Reminder That Ted Cruz Is Full Of Chickensh*t
Who Wants To Be A COVID Millionaire?
35+ Ungrateful Yet Funny Cats! Tabs, Fri., May 14, 2021
CDC Hereby Orders You To Go Sex Strangers In Central Park!
What Happens If OldBalls McLoser Gets Indicted? Palm Beach Has A Plan For That!
Manhattan DA Giving Out Trump Org Subpoenas Like Candy
Hooray! A Story About Elon Musk And Bitcoin Where You Don't Have To Pretend Either Makes Sense!
Marjorie Taylor Greene Being Deranged Lunatic To Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Yes, Again.
Mississippi Sending A Man To Prison For Life Over An Ounce Of Weed
Your Passionate, Lightly Rabid White House Press Briefing Livestream Starts NOW!
No Big, Trump Just Hid Major EPA Climate Report For Years. Bet It's Great News, Huh?
House GOP Sedition Caucus Really Showed Its Ass In Jan. 6 Hearing Yesterday
Yesterday In Labor History! Harriet Beecher Stowe's Sister Catharine Invented Housewives :/
Students For Trump Co-Founder Ryan Fournier Not Real Into Whole 'Honor Among Thieves' Thing
Joe Manchin Throws Voting Rights Under The Bipartisan Bus
Former Trump Acting SecDef Christopher Miller Is A Real Piece Of Sh*t, We Mean Work
Confidently Incorrect People Who Got Roasted For Their Ignorance! Tabs, Thurs., May 13, 2021
Anti-Maskers So Scared Of Vaxxed People, They Just Might Have To Wear A Mask!
Will Trump White House Counsel McGahn Finally Testify? Will We Get A Third Trump Impeachment?
Fox News So Sad ‘Battered’ Biden Making Them (Try To) Hit Him Again
Dipsh*t Michigan Republican Wants To Register All Fact Checkers So They Can Be Punished
GOP A-Holes Kick Liz Cheney Out Door With All The Decorum And Dignity You'd Expect
Gavin Newsom Coming To Pay Your Rent
GOP Rep. Adam Kinzinger Hasn’t Yet Begun To Dunk On MAGA Stooges Kevin McCarthy, Matt Gaetz
If These Retired Military Idiots Were Your Grandpa, You'd Take 'Em To A Neurologist
Just In Time, It's Your Daily White House Press Briefing!
The NRA Went To Texas Bankruptcy Court To Avoid New York AG, And This Judge Can't Stop Laughing!
Millions Over 50 Will Take Student Debts With Them To Hell (And Navient Will Find Them)
‘Rational’ Republicans Demand GOP Start Acting Like ‘Principled’ Party Of Reagan, Blah, Blah, Blah
WonkTV: John Kerry In Congress, Why The F*ck Not!
Live In Congress, Former Trump A-Holes Making Excuses For January 6 Capitol Attack!
WonkTV: AG Merrick Garland! DHS Sec. Alejandro Mayorkas! Domestic Terrorism Hearing!
Red States Believe Own Bullsh*t Lies About Lazy Poors, Refuse Emergency Unemployment
Liz Cheney Will Not 'Embolden The Liar'
Liar Liar Used To Be An Expression, Now It's Most People Online! Tabs, Wed., May 12, 2021
Did Trumps Bone Secret Service In More Ways Than One?
What Happens When The Next MAGA Coup Works?
QAnon Idiots Gonna Overturn All Of Arizona, That's What They're Gonna Do
Rand Paul Flogs Fever Dreams About Fauci Creating COVID
White House Press Briefing Hooray Click Here Yes
Virginia State Trooper Roughs Up, Arrests Black Woman For Driving While Not Drunk
Joe Biden Most Popular Joe Biden In History Of Joe Bidens
Mike Lindell Will Lead The Children Of The Corn To Storm The Supreme Court
HAPPY NICE TIME SIGH OF RELIEF, It Is Time To Vaxx Up Your Middle School Kids!
Rich Guy You Barely Know Wants To Be Your Next Awful GOP Governor From Virginia
Senate Debating 'For The People' Act All Day Long, And It's Gonna Be A Sh*tshow
Spend The Morning With Your Good Old Grandpa Dr. Fauci!
This Is The Correct Way To Go On Newsmax Or Fox
This Is Why No One Remembers How Drunk You Got At Your Cousin’s Wedding. Tabs, Tues., May 11, 2021
Another Accused Capitol Rioter MAYBE Bad At Crime, Caught After Bragging On Facebook
Your Sunday Show Rundown Is Conservatives In Chaos! (Again.)
GOP Rep. Adam Kinzinger Brings Receipts On What A Coward Kevin McCarthy Is
Cancel Culture Making Horses Test Positive For Drugs Now, Apparently
Former White House Trade Idiot Is Even Bigger Idiot About Dr. Fauci, COVID-19
Was Larry Klayman Too Upset After Getting Beat Down By Wonkette To Show His Face In Court?
Your White House Press Briefing Starts ... NOW!
Arizona Republicans Suddenly Realizing Recount Making Them Look Like Idiots
Florida GOP Gov. Ron DeSantis Declares Flawless Victory Over COVID-19 Restrictions
Another Guy With Gun We Won’t Regulate Kills Six In Colorado
Arizona GOP Official Pretty Sure Vaccines Turning People Into Potted Plants
Very Serious People Very Seriously Worried Why Joe Biden Still Wears A Mask
Long Haul: Truckers Tell Their Creepiest Moments On The Road! Tabs, Mon., May 10, 2021
Not Feeling Mother's Day? Celebrate 'Hooray For Buttons Day' Instead!
How Did Liz Cheney Become The Sympathetic Gangster In This GOP Gangster Movie?
No, Human Traffickers Are Not Using Cheese To Kidnap People
'Macho Jesus'-Loving Trump Prophet Kicked Out Of Own Church For 'Unbiblical Behavior'
Sovereign Citizen Streams Self Stealing Vial Of Vaccine, To Save Us All From 'Poisoning'
Wonkette's Top 10 Is Eating Tiny Cakes We Like
Very Seriously, Christians Demand To Know Why Joe Biden Is Cancel Culturing God!
Andrew Tate Explains Why His Girlfriend Should Make Him Coffee He Doesn't Drink
Jamie Dimon DEMANDS To Know What Congress Will Spend HIS MONEY On, And It Had Best Be Up To Snuff!
Mitch McConnell Could Work With Biden, If Only Biden Were Mitch McConnell
Tucker Carlson Pretty Sure It's Joe Biden's Fault He Wrongly Claimed 1,000s Killed By COVID Vaccine
Get Your Psaki While You Can! Today's White House Press Briefing Livestream!
It's Not About Liz Cheney, It's About The Dumpster Fire That Is The GOP
Let's All Watch Joe Biden Joesplain The Joebs!
Everything You Need To Know About The April 2021 Employment Report Wait Come Back!
California Wildfire Victim Fund Overhead Would Make Those WALL Grifters Blush!
People Are Marrying Their Friends And The Federalist Will Not Stand For It
Marjorie Taylor Greene Getting In On 'LOL! Kevin McCarthy Has BOY ROOMMATE!' Action
74-Year-Old Grandma Shocked Doctors: Forget About Botox, Do This! Tabs, Fri., May 7, 2021
The Absolutely True Story Of The Florida Homecoming Queen Hacker Mom!
Found It. Found The Most Batsh*t Response To Facebook's Trump Ban.
House Republicans Tap Mean Granny Foxx To Shiv Liz Cheney
Homeless People Just *Ruining* California For Caitlyn Jenner's Private-Plane-Owning Friends
How Is Joe Biden Fixing Student Loan Debt Today? (It's Not 'By Canceling Them.' Yet.)
Texas Gonna Ban Abortions, Let Anyone Sue Anyone Who Helps Anyone Get One
The Liberals Who Can't Quit 'The Liberals Who Can't Quit Lockdown' Stories
This Family Reunification Story Will Make You Cry, Just Accept That, OK?
Sorry About Your Breakfast, It's Time For The Josh Duggar Update
The Best Arizona Recount Lin Wood And Mike Lindell Could Buy Is Going GREAT
Joe Biden Needs Some Grey Poupon To Put On These Vaccine Patents Wait That's Not Right
How To Read Liz Cheney's Op-Ed, For The Benefit Of Glenn Greenwald And Other Idiots
Escape Into Cottagecore With These New Looks! Tabs, Thurs., May 6, 2021
Court-Ordered, Judge-Approved Things Wonkette Can Say About Larry Klayman: A List!
How Can Employers Solve This 'Labor Shortage'? Maybe 'Decent Wages' Will Do The Trick!
Rudy Giuliani Shocked To Learn Going Rate For Doing Trump’s Dirty Work Still ‘Zero Dollars’
White House Press Briefing, CLICK HERE NOW!
Federal Judge Calls Bill Barr Liar He Is
Donald Trump Probably Pretty Glad He Started That BlogSpot Site Now
Ted Cruz Thinks The CIA Could Use A Man Like Jason Bourne Again. Those Were The Days!
Texas Loves Joe Biden More Than Texas Loves Texas Republicans
Joy Reid Just Having A Good Old Time Reminding Tucker Carlson He Ain’t Shit
Joe Biden Needs Grey Poupon To Put On His Jeff Bezos's Children Steak
Fishy Life Hacks From People With Questionable Morals. Tabs, Wed., May 5, 2021
End Times Idiot Rick Wiles Super-Psyched About Big Dumbstupids Dying Of COVID Vaccine
MyPillow Guy Mike Lindell Still Mad About This Hallucination He Keeps Having
Sweet Christ, Now Republicans Are Defending The Three-Fifths Compromise
Liz Cheney Is Through With These Fools
FDA Ready To Make 'Covid Vaccines' Latest Teen Dance Craze!
Charlie Crist Officially Running In The Anyone But Ron DeSantis For Florida Governor Race
White House Press Briefing, LEARN A THING!
Are Kevin McCarthy And Frank Luntz K-I-S-S-I-N-G? Tucker Carlson Will Find Out!
Biden Gets It Right Finally, Raises Refugee Cap
Get Out Your Vaccine Passports, Y’all, New York Is Coming Back!
Live In Congress For The First Time, It's Attorney General Merrick Garland!
Move Over, Cardi And Lil Nas. James O'Keefe Is The REAL Sexxxxy Maker Of Sexytime Music Videos!
Rudy Giuliani Asks FBI To Believe 10 Impossible Things Before Breakfast
You Won’t Believe Why There’s No Ambassador On This Consular Ship! Tabs, Tues., May 4, 2021
QAnon Lady So Mad Satan Tricking People To Believe Science Instead Of Their Guts
How Will Families Squeaking By On $500K A Year Survive Commie Biden's Tyranny Taxes?
Facebook To Announce Whether Washed-Up Ex-President Can Come Back And Incite More Riots
GOP Slavery Apologists Keep Proving Why We Need The 1619 Project
GOP Unveils Spiffy Strategy To Win Back Women Voters By Shivving Liz Cheney
Susan Collins Has Some Concerns. Again.
Herd Immunity Probably Not Happening Now, Thanks Anti-Vaxxers And Conspiracy Theorists!
GOP Sen. Roger Marshall Wishes We'd Just 'Move On' From Big Lie He’s Still Spreading
America Apparently Not Racist Country, Despite Slavery, Separate Water Fountains, Donald Trump ...
Proud Boys Canada Breaks Up With Itself After Terrorist Designation
GOP Oregon State Rep Charged With Letting Rioters Into State Capitol, Like It’s Some Kind Of Crime
5 Times In The Past 10 Years That ‘Saturday Night Live’ Was Almost Funny. Tabs, Mon., May 3, 2021
Want Your Own Business? Want Employees? Then You Have To Pay Them.
A Less Crappy, Coronavirus-Free Existence Is Just A Shot Away
Happy May Day! Let's Talk About Some Awesome Ladies Of The Labor Movement
Well Of Course Joe Manchin Won't Support DC Statehood
Kansas Lawmaker Arrested For Assaulting Student After Long Day Of Yelling At Teens About God
Colorado Brewers Create Terrible Beer To Warn Of Climate Crisis
Wonkette's Manic Pixie Dream Top Ten
Joe Biden Gives Dandelion To His Wife Because He’s Some Kind Of Monster
Josh Duggar Arrested For Child Porn, Shocking Absolutely No One
Jim Justice Didn't Think He Was Going To Need Actual Evidence To Justify Transphobic Law
South Dakota GOP Gov. Kristi Noem Gonna SUE If She Can’t Have Her Stupid Fourth Of July Fireworks
Supreme Court Considers The Case Of The Cussy Cheerleader
Florida Voter Suppression Law Not Quite As Awful As Georgia's, So Hooray?
Rudy And Ron Johnson Blew Off FBI Warnings About Russian Spies Because PFFFFFFFT DEEP STATE!
Well, This Trump Supporter's Infiltration Of An 'Antifa' Group Is Just Very Believable
Why Did Ted Cruz And Mike Lee Vote Against Clean Water?
Time For The Gaetzgate Update: PeenerPal Pardon Edition. Featuring Guest Star Roger Stone!
Michele Bachmann Didn't Like Joe Biden's Toddler-Snatchin' Gay Zombie Apocalypse Speech AT ALL
Ryan Zinke, Horse He Rode In On Threaten 2022 Run For New Montana Congressional Seat
Rudy Giuliani's Lawyer Issued A Statement For His Client. It Is #BeBest.
Christian Dating Site Hopes To Help Alt-Right Creeps Find The Tradwife Of Their Dreams
Guess We'll Pass On Koch 'Tax Expert' Who Says Biden Will Bring 'Economic Devastation'
Tucker And Hannity Having Tough Time With This Rudy Giuliani Thing, Bless Their Hearts
Hillbilly Effigy: JD Vance Burns Strawman To Prove Universal Childcare 'Lifestyle' Bad For America
The Best Ideas In Joe Biden's Speech
Non-Diane Actor From ‘Cheers’ ANGRY Poor Folk Won't Literally Die To Serve Her Chicken Wings
Andrew Giuliani So Mad FBI Didn't Take hUnTeR bDiDen'S laPPtOp From His Dad
40 Cheaters Who Got Caught Via Text Message! Tabs, Thurs., April 29, 2021
Let's All Watch The First Presidential Address To Congress Since 2016!
Put Down Your Chram, Rudy, The FBI's At The Door!
GOP So Sad It Can't Make You Hate Joe Biden
Louisiana State Rep: Slavery Wasn't 'Good,' But Should Schools Be So Negative About It?
Supreme Court Looks Ready To Ditch ALL Gun Laws, Won't That Be Fun?
DC Cop Michael Fanone Pretty Sick Of F*ckers Rewriting History Of January 6 Attack
If We’re Stuck With ICE, Then Sheriff Ed Gonzalez Is Solid Choice To Lead It
Joe Biden Bringing FDR-Level Help For American Families
Hero Colorado Cops Share Laughs Over Video Of Them Beating Up 73-Year-Old Woman
Everything You Wanted To Know About Joe Biden's Speech Tonight But Were Too Dumb To Ask!
Vaccine Skeptics Unsure If Shot In The Arm Worth The Hassle Of People Not Dying
50 Baby Names With A Bohemian Edge! Tabs, Wed., April 28, 2021
German Police Defuse Sex Bomb, Bavaria Safe From Explosive Orgasms
Alaska GOP Idiot Banned From Alaskan Airspace For Being Total A-Hole Idiot
Should IRS Force Millionaires To Pay Their Taxes? GOP Says That's A Big N-O!
Prager U Sings The Praises Of Great Conservative Thinker, Dr. King
Idaho Will Have None Of Your Critical Race Theory In Schools, Whatever It Is
World Hates America Little Bit Less Than Six Months Ago, Thanks Joe Biden!
Which Dumb Reporter Will Jen Psaki Vanquish Today? ALL OF THEM, KATIE!
April 27, 1944 In Labor History: FDR Seized The Sh*t Out Of Montgomery Ward
Miami Private School Will Only Employ Staff Open To Spreading COVID-19 To Kids
Census Results Only Horrible-ish. Nice ... Time?
Fox News: Why Would Kamala Harris Write Nice Thing For Kids? Must Be Some Kinda *Racket*!
Steve Scalise Refuses To Watch Joe Biden Act Like He’s President
Americans Pretty Sure More Guns The Only Answer To Gun Violence, Pandemics
Why Do Common Republicans Love Tax-And-Spend Now? Because Racism! (No, Really!)
Fox News: Did We Say Biden BANNING Delicious Cheeseburgers? We Meant ... Not That! Our Bad.
LeVar Burton Reading Rainbows, Meghan McCain For Filth About 'Cancel Culture'
Outdoor Lighting Ideas To Make Your House Look Less Haunted. Tabs, Tues., April 27, 2021
Former Congressman From 'Hee Haw' Not Comin' Back, Not That You Were Asking
Rick Santorum So Glad Pilgrims Discovered 'Blank Slate' America, Empty Of People And Culture
Arizona GOP Keeps The Big Lie Going With Very Legal, Very Cool 2020 Election ‘Audit'
If It's Monday, It's Time For Another Week Of Psaki Psmackdowns!
Oh No, Marco Rubio! Please Don't Raise Corporate Taxes! Anything But That!
Conservatives Furious Over Non-Existent Biden Plan To Deny Them Cheeseburgers
GOP Still Doesn't Know How To Quit Trump
Rep. Ted Lieu Offers Caitlyn Jenner Remedial ‘How To Government’ Lessons
Maria Bartiromo Pretty Sure Systemic Racism Fixed Now, Because 'Obama'
Church Of Holy Bleach Drinking Family Indicted (Again) For Selling Bleach As COVID Cure
Nobody Likes Joe Biden Except For Majority Of Americans
27 Things '60s Kids Did That Would Horrify Us Now! Tabs, Mon., April 26, 2021
Newt Gingrich's Heart Breaks For 'People Of Traditional Values' Traumatized By Pride Flags
In The Marvel Universe, A Black Man Can Still Change The World With A Good Speech
Megachurch Pastor: Satan Made Falwell Jr. Watch His Wife Bone The Pool Boy
Biden Becomes First US President To Say The Armenian Genocide Happened, Which It Obviously Did
DOJ Investigating Minneapolis Police, Derek Chauvin, Otherwise Doing Their Job
Texas 'Patriot' Couple Cops To Fighting Cops At Capitol Riots
Wonkette's Top 10 Is Full Of Fabulous Celebrities!
The Only Thing Worse Than A Disney Adult Is A Racist Disney Adult
Joe Biden To Turn Rich People Into Lunchmeat. Or Into Slightly Less Rich People.
Republicans Take Swing At Nancy Pelosi, Wind Up Punching Themselves In The D*ck
Brett Kavanaugh Finds Some Youths Who Don't Deserve A Second Chance: All Of Them But Him
GOP Infrastructure Counter-Offer: This Road To Nowhere!
Ron Johnson Unclear On Why *Everyone* Needs A Vaccine
Your Jen Psaki White House Press Briefing Is On Time! Wonkette's Post About It Isn't!
No, Caitlyn Jenner Is Not Going To Be California's Next Top Governor
Does The Right Seriously Think They Can Start Crying About Cardi B After Four Years of Trump?
Republicans: Jan. 6 Commission Must Investigate Black Lives Matter, Antifa, Maybe Benghazi
Puerto Rico Got Two Hurricanes And This Lousy T-Shirt
Marjorie Taylor Greene Being Dickhead Lunatic To Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Wait WHAAAAAAAT?
Outdated Style Trends Older Women Still Wear! Tabs, Fri., April 23, 2021
Happy Earth Day! This Civilian Climate Corps Thing Sounds Great!
The 546,878 Dumbest, Most Racist GOP Arguments Against DC Statehood
Tennessee Passes Bill Requiring Forced Abortion Funerals, For 'Choice'
It's Climate Time At The White House Press Briefing!
Nice Time! Biden Administration Gonna Feed All The Children, Not Just The Really, Really Poor Ones
Whiny-Ass Republicans Don't WANNA Go To President Joe Biden's First Address To Congress
Florida DOE Wants To Teach Kids We Live In A Theocracy
LOL! Nikki Haley, Chris Christie Think They Could Beat The MAGA Loons In A GOP Primary
Live From Congress, It's Greta Thunberg!
ALL DAY LIVESTREAM: Watch The Climate Summit To See If Any World Leaders Fart On Zoom!
Republicans Wake From Four Year Coma And Remember They Are PASSIONATE About FEDERAL DEBT
Might Be A Good Time To Remind Y'all Of That Time Tucker Carlson Beat Up A Gay Dude In The Bathroom
8 Strange Money Moves To Make Before Tomorrow Ends! Tabs, Thurs., April 22, 2021
Is John Cornyn Still Nursing Old Dick-Punching Injury Vanita Gupta Gave Him In 2003?
Senate GOP Never Guessed Voting Law Expert Stacey Abrams Would Know So Much About Voting Laws
Val Demings Is The Next Contestant On 'Tell Jim Jordan To Go F*ck A Rake'!
New York Times Real Sad That We Can’t Make Nice With MAGA Thugs Who Want To Destroy Us
Two Red States Read The Room, Forego Punching Trans Children For A Minute
Time For Somebody To Ask Jen Psaki A REAL DUMB Question, Probably!
The Minneapolis PD's Wondrous Tale Of Kind Cops' Merciful Treatment Of Sick George Floyd
Here's The Derek Chauvin Verdict Talking Points Tucker Carlson Fed Your Racist Relatives
Swing Voters Just Aren’t That Into The GOP’s Cancel Culture War
Wanna Watch Stacey Abrams Calmly Kick Lindsey Graham's Antebellum Ass?
MyPillow Suing Voting Company Dominion For McCarthyism Or Some Sh*t, Who Knows, It's Hard To Tell
Weird Life Hacks We'd Be Better Off Without! Tabs, Wed., April 21, 2021
The Chauvin Jury Is Back. Here We Go, America.
Matt Gaetz Tried To Get Daddy Trump To Lean On DOJ To Push Big Lie All The Way Back In *June*
Mass Shootings Determined To Strike Inside US
Tyrant Joe Biden Never Lets America Go ANYWHERE
Gather Round For Eric Cantor’s Fractured Fairy Tales About The Obama Era
Republicans Cower In Fear Of Tiny Octogenarian Congresswoman, Maxine Waters, A Very Bad Lady
LIVE: There Is Also Too An Infrastructure Week Hearing In The Senate!
If You Wanted To Watch Stacey Abrams Testify To Congress Today, You Are The Luckiest Duck!
There’s No Way In Hell Derek Chauvin Was A ‘Reasonable’ Police Officer
One America 'News' Network Fires Guy For Telling New York Times Some Actual News
Sad MyPillow Idiot Duped By Fake Donald Trump, Hilarity Ensues
This One Trick Will Make Your Tuesday Less Manic Than Monday. Tabs, Tues., April 20, 2021
MyPillow Guy Invites Ted Nugent And Michael Flynn To Self-Pity-A-Thon For Non-Functioning Website
Mike And Susan Pompeo Grifted State Department Like A Costco: Cheaply And In Bulk
Ted Cruz Being Incorrect A-Hole About Civil Rights History Again
John Boehner's Magical Historical Revisionism Book Tour!
GOP Mad Biden Kicking Ass Just By Doing Popular Stuff Americans Actually Like
OAN Employees Real Sorry About Poisoning Your Nana's Brain, Please Stop Calling Them 'Nazis' Now?
If It's Monday, There's A White House Press Briefing Today!
Study: Evangelical Christianity Makes Men Super Insecure About Their Dicks
Republicans Don't Want Real Investigation Into Who's Responsible For Capitol Attack, HUH!
All The Cool Cops Dig Accused Teen Vigilante Kyle Rittenhouse
Illuminati Can't Stop Lin Wood From Accusing People Of Child Sex Trafficking
Florida GOP Gov. Ron DeSantis Said More Dumb Stuff About COVID-19 Vaccines
These Cheaters Were Caught Via Text! Tabs, Mon., April 19, 2021
Yoga Causes 'Psychotic Episodes,' Strokes, Hinduism, Say Alabama Christian Groups
‘America First’ Comes To GOP Wrapped In The Flag, Carrying A Burning Cross
Actor Jim Caviezel Warns Of 'The Adrenochroming Of Children,' Goes Full QAnon
Federalist Lady Very Upset Over Alleged Booty Surplus
Roger Stone Super Jazzed About MyPillow Guy's Blasphemy-Banning Free Speech Site
Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Does Not Need Your Permission To Come Aboard
Liberty University Sues Jerry Falwell Jr. For Breach Of Contract. Also Being A Gross Perv.
Derek Chauvin Is Guilty Because He Killed George Floyd, Not Because He Took The Fifth
Can Dave Ramsey Force Religious COVID Beliefs On Employees? Let's Sue And Find Out!
January 6 Oafs Had 'Quick Reaction Force' Waiting To Bring Guns To Capitol, Just In Case
Florida 'Anti-Riot' Bill Will Make It Legal To Murder Protestors With Cars
Only One Mass Shooting Yesterday, Yay Cheer!
Why Won't Biden Negotiate With GOP Moderates' Infrastructure Offer Of $8, Bag Of Dogsh*t?
Same Bat Time Same Bat Channel For Friday Press Briefing With Jen Psaki!
James O'Keefe's Dildo Lube Boat Will Tweet No More
13-Year-Old Adam Toledo Had No Gun In His Hand, Got Killed By Chicago Police Anyway
And A Little Trans Girl Shall Lead Them
At Last, Men Have Invented Pink Gloves To Protect Our Delicate Hands From Our Gross Periods
RUSSIA IF YOU'RE LISTENING: We Know What Paul Manafort's Kremlin Spy Boy Did In 2016
Expensive Mega-Mansions That Are Nearly Worthless! Tabs, Fri., April 16, 2021
Anthony Fauci, Maxine Waters, Entire World Agree: Time For Jim Jordan To STFU
Pat Robertson Is Team ACAB Now????
Oh So Now You Think TIPPING Is Sexist And Racist? Well Yes!
Joe Biden Ending Forever War In Afghanistan
LIVE IN CONGRESS, It's Michael Bolton!
LIVE: Psaki Psmackdown Pthursday!
Senate Republicans Meet Black Woman Biden Nominee, Betcha Can't Guess What Happened Next
Pro-Life Ben Shapiro Isn't Fussed About Climate Emergency Because Of Lots Of Reasons That Are Lies
Matt Gaetz Venmo History Shows Cash For 'Love Hotel,' Total Lack Of Judgment
Feminism To Blame For Daunte Wright's Death, Everything Else
Yes Masks Work, They're Still A Good Idea, Don't Be A Jerk
GA Republicans So Mad Brian Kemp 'Stood By And Did Nothing' To Help Trump Overturn Democracy
Crafty Wayne LaPierre's 'Get Out Of New York Through Bankruptcy' Plan Backfires On Witness Stand
People Share The Chilling Moments They Can't Explain! Tabs., Thurs., April 15, 2021
Raise Your Hand If You Want To Go To A Party With Matt Gaetz
No, $12k Is Not Enough To Make Me Move Back to West Virginia
Judge Rules Buffalo PD Shouldn’t Have Fired Actual Good Cop Cariol Horne
Today In Labor History: Lead Smelter Protects Lady Workers By Requiring They Be Sterilized
Ohio Will Prosecute Your Doctor For Your Abortion, And Sixth Circuit Says THAT'S GREAT!
Of Course Capitol Police Leaders Knew What The MAGA CHUDs Were Going To Do, Everyone Did
Wednesday White House Press Briefing Ready Set Go!
Like 'Big Lebowski' Nihilists, CDC Cuts Off Your Johnson & Johnson. But Only For A Little Bit.
Who Wanna Hear A Buncha 'Moderate' Republicans WHIIIIIIIIIIINE About Joe Biden?
Gov. Pete Ricketts Will NOT Suffer The Little Children To Come To Nebraska
New Dad Jesse Watters Realizes Paid Paternity Leave’s A Good Thing, Also It’s 2021 Outside
LIVE: Intel Chiefs Testify To Senate, Probably Won't Even Get In Trouble With Biden Afterward
George Floyd: Weak As Kitten, Also Strong As Entirely Different Kitten
Everything's Bigger In Texas, Including How Much They'd Like To Hurt Trans Kids
Sounds Like Matt Gaetz's Yucky 'Wingman' Has Been Cooperating For A Hot Minute Now!
These Petty Revenges Had Huge Payoffs! Tabs, Wed., April 14, 2021
OK, But What About All The Times The Filibuster HELPED Pass Civil Rights? (Spoiler: There Were None)
Pentagon: White Supremacists, Rightwing Extremists Not Good Fit For US Military, Honest
Important True Update On MyPillow Guy's New MyCompanies That Will DESTROY All YourCompanies!
Oregon Secessionist Gets Meeting With Idaho Legislators On Goofball Plan For 'Greater Idaho'
Why Even Vaccine If You Can’t Immediately French Kiss Everyone At Live Sporting Event?
It's Psaki Ptuesday! With Dr. Pfauci!
Wanna Read Gaetz Buddy Joel Greenberg's Secret WhatsApps? Wait, Where Are You Going?
Trump Gears Up For Midterms By Knocking Crap Out Of Mitch McConnell
Cheer Up! Knoxville Didn't Have Deadly School Shooting, Just A Deadly Shootout *At School*
Minnesota Cop Who Shot Daunte Wright Just Couldn’t Tell Difference Between Taser, Gun, Random Banana
Conservatives: When We Said Corporations Are People, We Didn’t Mean They Could Disagree With Us
Time For More Bad COVID-19 Advice From Your Favorite Senate Idiot, Rand Paul!
Texas Sen. John Cornyn: Why Can't Joe Biden Be An Abusive Lazy Assh*le Like The Last Guy?
The 17 Most Impressive Heirloom Tomatoes For Your Salad. Tabs, Tues., April 13, 2021
Senate Republicans Present Participation Trophy To President Needy McLoserpants
Trump Prophet Worships Macho Jesus Who Would Kill You As Soon Look At You
GOP Throwing Everything At Wall Just To See What Works
Minnesota Cops Shoot 20-Year-Old Black Man At Traffic Stop. We’re So Tired Of This Sh*t.
Josh Hawley Once Again Doing Good Thing For Bad Reason
Matt Gaetz Wrangles Invite To Doral, But Gets No Love From Daddy Trump :(
Monday White House Press Briefing, Let's Do This!
Maryland Cops Will Now Have To Settle For Same Old Bill Of Rights As Rest Of Us
White Supremacists Had A Party And No One (Except Counterprotesters) Showed Up
President Lost Cause Lets RNC Pay 100 Grand To Hear Him Whine About Mitch McConnell
Michele Bachmann, Ted Cruz Real Mad John Boehner Said Those Mean True Things About Them
These Liars Were Caught In The Act Online! Tabs, Mon., April 12, 2021
Oh No, Nancy Reagan Will Absolutely Not Be Getting An 'AIDS Activist' Edit
Virginia Cops Not Even Sure Black Army Lives Matter
Arkansas House Passes Bills To Let Teachers Teach Creationism, Bully Trans Students
Yay! New Mexico Will Now Let Victims Of Police Brutality Sue The Police
Pillow Man Hires Private Eyes To Solve Mystery Of Why He's Not On Fox News Anymore
Wonkette's Top 10 Is Bottomlessly Assh*lish!
Suck It, COVID: Suicides Actually Decreased In 2020
Ammon Bundy Gets Big Dumb Self Arrested Twice In Two Hours, No Kink-Shaming
Laura Loomer Gonna Get Holocaust Tattoo Because Twitter Ban Is The Holocaust
Amazon Workers Voted Against Unionizing, But It's Not Over Yet
It's Your Friday White House Press Briefing, With Jen Psaki And Psete Psbuttigieg!
Matt Gaetz Venmo Receipts Totally Legal, Totally Cool
Capitol Riots Made Joe Manchin Realize We Must Never Do Anything Republicans Don't Like
Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity Show Us Hunter Biden's Prime-Time Squirtle
PragerU Wants Your Kindergartener
WHERE ARE THEY NOW: Alabama GOP Weirdo Who Yearned For Less Buttsex, More 'Gunsmoke' On TV
Tennessee Legislators Propose Bill To Ban First Amendment FOR FREEDOMS
Disastrous Interior Design Choices That Left Us Speechless! Tabs, Fri., April 9, 2021
Sounds Like Matt Gaetz's Buddy Joel Greenberg 'Bout To FLIIIIIIIIIIIIP!
Ted Nugent Demands To Know Why We Didn't Shut Down For COVIDs 1-18
North Carolina Republicans Going To Hell For Real This Time
Fox News So Mad Kamala Harris Eatin' Snacks Instead Of Personally Hurling Migrants Into Mexico
Tucker Carlson Thwarted Once Again By Google Machine, Dictionaries
Thursday White House Press Briefing, Live On Wonkette TV!
Joe Biden Coming For Your Guns So He Can Do Hitler Stuff, Probably
Corporations Won't Even Pay Trumpers Millions Of $$$ To Do Jack Sh*t, Is That Even Legal?
Matt Gaetz And Dr. Handjob Went To The Bahamas For WHAT? Allegedly?
Janet Yellen Gonna Eat Rich With Nice Chianti By Taxing Corps 28% Which Is 3 Points Higher Than 25%
Georgia GOP Lt. Governor: Yeeeeeah, This Is All Because Of Rudy Giuliani's Bullsh*t
Joe Biden Gonna Job The Sh*t Out Of You!
Your State's Biggest Stereotype In One Pic! Tabs, Thurs., April 8, 2021
Jordan Peterson: If The Red Skull Fits!
MAGA A-Holes Purge Almost- Normal Establishment A-Holes From South Carolina GOP Leadership
Mitch McConnell: Did I Do That?
National Review Guy, 2014: Why Not Hang Abortion-Havers? Same Guy, 2021: Is Voting Even Good?
Don't Think John Boehner Likes That Loser Trump Guy Very Much
Voters Sure Do Love Biden, Democrats’ Radical ‘Don’t Let Us Starve’ Agenda
Rudy's Dumb Kid Gonna Challenge NY Gov Andrew Cuomo, You Bet
Tucker: Capitol 'Insurrectionists' Just Nice Old Folks Wanting To Chat With Representatives
White House Press Briefing Ready Set Go!
Study: January 6 Rioters About As Racist As Any Other Trump Mob
Matt Gaetz Tried To Get Trump To Pardon Him For, You Know, Whatever
Republicans Just Lying Their Asses Off About Colorado Voting Laws
Arkansas Lawmakers Ain't Gonna Let Some So-Called 'Veto' Stop Them From Hurting Trans Kids
GOP Governors Take A Pass On Those Satanic Vaccine Passports
Kyrsten Sinema: If It's Broke, Don't Fix It!
Disappointing Photos Show What Cruise Ships Actually Look Like! Tabs, Wed., April 7, 2021
Rep. Alcee Hastings Of Florida Dies, Probably Of Cancer And Not All The Rest Of This Sh*t
Mitch McConnell Warns Corporate Citizens To Shut Their Mouths, For Their Own Good
Oh No, Greg Gutfeld's Humor Train Has Pulled Into The Station
Senate Parliamentarian Lets Dems Get Down, Funky, Pass Some Bills
Time For The Daily PSAKI SMACKDOWN!
NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre Blames Murdered Children For Mega-Yacht Trips, But Only Because He Is Lying
That Time Matt Gaetz Stood Up For Floridians' Sacred Right To Revenge Porn
You Wouldn't Like GOP House Candidate Sery Kim When She's Racist
Arkansas GOP Governor Does ... Good Thing? Wait That Can't Be Right.
Dr. Drew Worried COVID Passports Could Lead To Requiring Other Vaccines For International Travel
You Won’t Believe How Well Decorated This Billionaire’s Penthouse Is! Tabs., Tues., April 6, 2021
Matt Gaetz Is Not A Criminal Sex Monk, OK?
‘No Coke, Pepsi’ For Georgia GOP Voter Suppression Snowflakes
CEOs Admit Minimum Wage Raises Actually GOOD For Business!
Oh Hey, White House Press Briefing!
GOP Not So Sure President Biden Has Mandate To Exist As A Democrat
LIVE: Former Matt Gaetz Staffer Doing Press Conference For SOME Reason!
Surprise! Trump Campaign Grifters Invented Coolest New Way To Separate Fools From Their Money
GOP Very Confused How Taxing Rich A-Holes Pays For Infrastructure
Mike Huckabee, Go F*ck Yourself
These Blind Date Horror Stories Prove Love Isn't Blind! Tabs, Mon., April 5, 2021
It’s Easter! Now, Stay Home Until Everyone's Vaccinated.
Amazon Admits Pee Bottles Are A Thing, Not Denying Union-Busting Either
America-Hating Republicans Cancel Baseball For Loving Voting Rights Too Much
The Right's Latest Assault On Pizza: Trump 'Accidentally' Sanctioned Random Italian Restaurant
Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is Washing Its Hair!
John Boehner Reflects On Congress, Tradition, Bottomless Assholery Of Ted Cruz
Oh, No, Please Don't Make Us Run Against The Senate's Dumbest Republican Again!
Joe Biden Makes America Jobs Again
Jesus Guy: Trump Still President Because Prophets Can't Be Wrong
Put Away That Waki Tabaki, Here's Jen Psaki!
Mitch McConnell Will Allow No Infrastructuring On His Watch
Guess Which Congressman Paid For Sex Via CashApp? Allegedly!
Cop Supervisor Says Derek Chauvin Should Have Stopped Killing George Floyd When Floyd Stopped Moving
Usual Bunch Of Dipwads Still Mad About Vaccine Passports
Jen Psaki's Got Your 'Tone' Right Here, Buddy
Lose Friends And Alienate People With This $623 Anti-COVID-Vax Bootcamp!
Tucker Carlson Fears Canada's COVID Gulags May Come To America!
Cover Your Eyes, It's Your FIRST Matt Gaetz Wienerpecker Update Of The Day!
DIY Projects That Are More Don't Than Do! Tabs, Fri., April 2, 2021
Everybody Hates Matt Gaetz, TROJAN 'BARESKIN' CONDOM Edition!
America's Favorite Congress Troll Gonna Ban Dr. Fauci Or Some Crap
'Transformed Wife' Still Under Impression Duggars Good Role Models For Your Children
Ben Shapiro And 'Fox & Friends' Having Privileged White A-Hole Contest About Voter Suppression
Are These So Called 'Roads' And 'Bridges' Even Infrastructure, Joe Biden?
Texas Senate Votes To Punish Wind, Solar For Blackouts Caused By Coal, Oil, Nuclear
Innocent Man Spent 22 Years In Prison Because Teen Didn't Want To Tell His Dad He Bought Drugs
Here Comes Your Thursday White House Press Briefing!
OK, Who's Writing The Matt Gaetz Screenplay, Because This Sh*t Is WILD
Manhattan DA Really REALLY **REALLY** Wants To 'Ask Allen Weisselberg' About Trump's Dirty Moneys!
Mazie Hirono Did Not Come Here To Make Friends
Wisconsin Supreme Court Strikes Down Governor's State Of Emergency Because He Is A Democrat
Derek Chauvin Trial Continues To Be Hard To Watch
Joe Biden Says Hi To Trans People, Hiiiiii, Doesn't Even Try To Ban Them From All The Things!
Neighbor Cuts Down Man's Tree, Man Bankrupts Him. Tabs, Thurs., April 1, 2021
Coke, Delta Look At PISSED OFF Georgians, Get Some OId-Time Voting Rights Religion
Poppy Gaetz Weighs In On Alleged Dickstortion Plot Against Idiot Son
Mitch McConnell Does NOT Want To Kill His Own Voters? How Can He Even Lead A Death Cult Then?
G. Gordon Liddy F*cks His Last Rat
Hope Y'all Are Sitting Down: Jim Jordan Is On Team Matt Gaetz!
Almost Today In Labor History: The Hawk's Nest Tunnel Disaster, 1931
Minneapolis Firefighter Genevieve Hansen’s Testimony All But Convicted Derek Chauvin
Everybody Hates Matt Gaetz And His Stupid Large Face
Michigan Winning COVID-19 Surge Sweepstakes Like A Common Florida
WaPo Fact Checker Gives Joe Biden Stern Talking-To, All The Pinocchios
TFW Not Even Tucker Carlson Is Buying Matt Gaetz's Sh*t
Florida Republicans Introduce New Georgia-Inspired Voter Dehydration Law
Army Dad Snaps Pic Of Woman's Cart, It Goes Viral! Tabs, Wed., March 31, 2021
Politico Saw Connor And Ashley Making Out After Third Period
Some A-Hole Beat Up An Old Asian Woman In Midtown NYC. Can We Admit There’s A Problem Now?
Joe Biden Gonna Give All The Fishies Offshore Wind Cancer
Matt Gaetz Getting So Bored Of Congress, Wants To Go Where All The FUN Lunatics Are!
It's The March Madness Tournament Of Who Can Hurt Trans Kids The Most, And Arkansas's In The Lead!
I Went To Capitol Insurrection And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt And Also Arrested
Derek Chauvin Viciously Killed George Floyd But He’s A Cop So This Can Go Either Way
Watch Your White House Press Briefing! Learn Things!
GOP Decries Vaccine Passports As Satanic Hitler Badges
CDC Director: Shark's Still Out There, Could We Not Open Beaches Just Yet?
Koch A-Holes CAN'T BELIEVE Americans *Against* 'Billionaires Secretly Buying Elections'!
Ben Shapiro Wants To Know Why Two Criminal Teenage Girls Aren't On Trial For Killing George Floyd?
Even Trump's Weirdo Supreme Court Like 'You Want Us To Rule On Hillary's Emails? What? Why? Go Away'
Can Your Spouse’s Sushi Preferences Reveal If They’re Cheating On You? Tabs, Tues., March 30, 2021
Pillow Grifter Timeline Update: Trump Will Now Be President In August
You Definitely Don’t Know What Lynching Is If You Think Sharon Osbourne Was Lynched
If It's Sunday, Chuck Todd Is Still So Bad At This
Ted Cruz Still Country's Biggest A-Hole, Border Photo-Op Edition
Trump Stumbles Into Wedding, Gives Incoherent Toast To Himself
How About A Nice Monday White House Press Briefing?
Parler Snowflakes Melt Into Rage Puddles After Site Narcs Them Out To Deep State FBI
If Florida’s A Preview Of The National COVID-19 Trend, We’re Screwed
Michigan GOP Chair Says Burn The Witches About Gretchen Whitmer And Others, He Seems Nice
May All Our Shoes Be Satan Shoes
Trump Had Perfect Call With Dr. Birx Last Year About COVID-19. It Was Creepy.
Try 20 Incontinence Pads For Only $2.49! Tabs, Mon., March 29, 2021
Oh Boy, We Need To Talk About This GRINCH Act, Because It Is ... Well, It's Something.
Coca-Cola Doesn’t Care About Your Voting Rights, They Care About Money
Conservatives Cancel Shampoo, Take Bold Stand Against Letting Trans Kids Wash Their Hair
Chief Trump Immigration Nazi Starts ACLU, The MAGA Version
Sean Hannity Shares Weird Fantasy Of A Gun-less Seth Meyers Experiencing A Home Invasion
Wingnuts Outraged: There Is A Black Muppet Meteorologist And His Kid At The End Of This Book!
Wonkette's Top 10 Is Fine You Guys I Am Sorry I Worried You!
Mike Flynn's Family Sues CNN For Airing Them Shouting Q Slogans Like Some Kind Of Qooks!
Baked Alaska Too Holy For GPS Monitor, And Other Capitol Riot Tales From The Week!
John Roberts Tells Cops They Can't Even Shoot Somebody Who Didn't Do A Crime, Like What?
If It's Friday, We Forgot Jen Psaki's White House Press Briefing!
Very Concerned Republicans Make Run To Border To Find Facts, Photo Ops
How Are We Forcing Tucker Carlson To Be A Fascist This Week?
Georgia GOP Makes Damn Sure They'll Be Able To Find Those Republican Votes In 2022
Poor Lauren Boebert Living In Constant Fear Of Hammer Murderers
US Could Have Saved Almost 400,000 Lives, But Think Of The Ragin' Parties We'd Have Missed
Amazon Denies Pee Bottles A Thing, Surprising Drivers Who Have Definitely Peed In Bottles
You Know What Else Trump Administration F**ked Up? Kids At Border, That's What
World's Dumbest Republicans Leave World's Dumbest Yelp Reviews For Biden's First News Conference
Details You Didn't Know About Bret Michaels! Tabs, Fri., March 26, 2021
MN Supreme Court: It's Not Rape If Unconscious Woman Drank Voluntarily
Liveblogging President Biden's First News Conference FINALLY JESUS GAAAAAAAH
Good Lord These Poor Journalists Trying To Make Thing Happen
Laura Ingraham OUTRAGED The Military Wants To Weed Out 'Traditionalist' Volk Like ... Neo-Nazis
LIVE: Mr. Alphabet, Mr. Google, Suckabuck And Dorky Tell Congress About Their MyPillow Crimes!
Hospital Chief Quitfired After Vaccinating Chicago Trump Tower Staff Instead Of Poors
Pete Buttigieg Tells Congress Which Things Go BEEP BEEP! A Wonkette TV Livestream!
Politico Found Hunter Biden's Gun, It Was In The Dumpster
First Openly Trans Nominee Confirmed By Senate, F*ck Youuuuuuuu Rand Paul!
Marjorie Taylor Greene Pals Around With Insurrectionists, Allegedly!
Biden Names Kamala Harris President Of Immigration
Cindy Hyde-Smith Is A Mississippi Goddamn Moron
Meghan McCain: But Are Asian American TV Hosts Even Senators' Daughters?
Judge A Mite SO FREAKING MAD At Looselips McGillicuddy Here Blabbing About Jan. 6 Charges
Utah Governor Gonna Pry The Porn Out Of State's Cold, Sweaty Hands
There Goes VP Kamala Harris, Murdering The Troops By Not Saluting Them Again
Oakland Gets Its Universal Basic Income (Pilot Program) On!
Wednesday White House Press Briefing! You Watch!
Yes, Marjorie Taylor Greene, We Really Do Want To Take All Your Guns :)
Georgia Gonna F*ck Rudy Giuliani Up Too, Maybe?
MyPillow Guy's New Unhackable FacePlace Gonna Stick It To Fox News, Which Is 'In On It'
LET THE PEOPLE VOTE! Senate Debates For The People Act, On Wonkette TV!
Yes, Cops Kept Innocent Man In Cuffs While His Wife Died Inside Atlanta Spa *But He Wasn't White*!
Senate Not Sure 90 Percent Public Support Good Enough Reason For Easiest Gun Control Measure
GA SecState Brad Raffensperger Just Cold Dunking On Sidney Powell Now
Times People Saw Entitled People Behaving Badly And Had To Act! Tabs, Wed., March 24, 2021
The Day I Gave The Sh*ts To 'Fox & Friends'
Even Republicans Mostly Fine With LGBTQ People Now, So PASS THE DAMN EQUALITY ACT
Ted Cruz Wants ACTION* On Gun Violence! *Action Literally Meaning Thoughts, Prayers
Give Joe Biden An Infrastructure Week And He'll Build Back Better For Decades
NCAA Can't Sanitize Filthy Treatment Of Female Basketball Players In COVID Bubble
Typical Dad Matt Gaetz Shares Life Hacks For Parenting Grown Men During Pandemics
Louis DeJoy To Fix Postal Service He Broke By Declaring 'Crappy' Same As 'Good'
No Reasonable Person Would Take Trump Lawyer Sidney Powell Seriously, Say Sidney Powell's Lawyers
Another Well-Regulated Asshole With AR-15 We Won’t Ban Kills 10 In Boulder, Colorado
WONKETTE TV: Senate Debates Gun Violence. Seems Pertinent Right About Now.
GOP Wizard Geniuses Know DC Can't Be State, You Can't Even Buy A Miata There!
40 Cooking Hacks That’ll Make You Ask, ‘Why Don’t I Just Buy An Oven?’ Tabs, Tues., March 23, 2021
Mitch McConnell Pretty Sure Kentucky Gets To Veto Whatever Majority Of Americans Want
Looks Like Rich People Owe Us Some Money
COVID-19 Surge Says ‘Not So Fast!’ To New Jersey’s Reopening Plans
Chuck Todd And Pals Very Distracted By Totally Real, Non-Imaginary 'Border Crisis'
Conservatives Aren't Skeptical Of Government, They're Skeptical Of Altruism
GOP Rep. Jody Hice Just The Guy To Keep Georgia Elections Safe From Democratic Voters
QAnon Supporter Attacks Army Reservists With Paintballs 'For America'
Monday White House Press Briefing! You Watch!
WONKETTE LIVE TV: Congress Debates Making DC The 51st State!
Lauren Boebert Says The Left Hates Women Because She's Every Woman, We Guess
Conservatives Would Hate If Atlanta Shooter’s Hate Crime Was Considered Hate Crime
Trump Going Full 'Sunset Boulevard,' Gonna Start Own Social Media Platform Now
It’s Spring Break In Miami! Take Some COVID-19 Home With You!
Doctors Share Their 'They Didn't Teach THAT In Medical School' Moments! Tabs, Mon., March 22, 2021
Foiled Again! Tomi Lahren Exposes Plan To Secretly Replace Biden With Harris
Republican Patriots Pretty Sure Russian Dictator Can Wipe The Floor With Crappy Old POTUS
Trump Too Busy Dealing With Mar-a-Lago COVID Outbreak To Be Inaugurated As President Today
Heritage Foundation Determined To Stop American Liberals From 'Canceling' The British Monarchy
Tony Perkins: God's Gonna Unleash Some Real Harsh Judgment On America Over Biden's Policies
Wonkette's Top 10 Is UGLY MEAN Ma!
Come Watch President Old Handsome Joe Biden And Madam VP Kamala Harris In Atlanta!
Welcome, Madam Secretary! Both Of You!
Dr. Fauci Heroically Refrains From Rand-Paul's-Neighboring Rand Paul
Some In North Carolina Think Sending 6-Year-Olds To Court For Picking Tulips Might Be Bad
Republicans As Thoughtful As Ever On Immigration
Gentleman Ted Cruz Graciously Allows HHS, CIA To Fill Top Jobs, With Biden Nominees Even!
Newsmax Wingnuts Sad 'The Blacks' Keep Acting Like Racism Is Thing That Exists
Hey, America, How About We Feed All The Kids In School? We Should Do That!
There's A Reason No One Is Asking Town Hall Dot Com For Abortion Advice
Biden Administration Drives Stake Through Heart Of Medicaid Work Requirements
Senile Hologram Doesn't Even Know He's President! Or Something!
One Hit Wonders From The '90s Everyone Forgot! Tabs, Fri., March 19, 2021
Texas Rep. Pretty Sure Hearing On Anti-Asian Violence PERFECT Place To Call For Lynchings
Are COVID Relief Checks Making Us MUUUURDERERS? Fox Business: F*ck It, Nothing Matters, Why Not
TN Republicans Want To Cancel Historical Commission For Canceling First KKK Grand Wizard
Alaska GOP Cancel Cultures Lisa Murkowski For Bullying Donald Trump, Not-Bullying Deb Haaland
LOL Putin Maaaaaad At Joe Biden
EXCLUSIVE WONKETTE TV LIVESTREAM OF WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING!
Marsha Blackburn Thought Yesterday Was A Great Day To Yell About China
Waaait A Minute, You Mean The 'Pennsylvania Post Office Frauded All The Ballots' Was A LIE????
You! Watch Raphael Warnock's First Senate Speech RIGHT NOW!
Sounds Like Cop Who Told Us About Atlanta Shooter's 'Bad Day' Maybe KIIIIINDA Racist!
Watch Congress Discuss Violence Against Asian-Americans. Seems Important!
Congressmen Won't Give Capitol Police Medals Because Resolution Too Mean To The Terrorists
Why This Hall & Oates Video Sparked Outrage! Tabs, Thurs., March 18, 2021
Who Wants To Hear About Atlanta Shooter's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day?
Trump Gonna Class Up Miami With Slot Machines KA-CHING!
If It's Wednesday Afternoon, It's White House Press Briefing Time!
Cancel-Cultured MyPillow Alan Dershowitzes The RICOs! If You Understood That, Please Get Help.
Red States Can't Use COVID Relief To Cut Taxes? Well F*ck A Duck!
How Many Rudy Giulianis Does It Take For Russia To Steal An Election For Trump?
Biden Gonna Take Filibuster Behind Gym, Beat Holy Hell Out Of It!
Texas ENRON-ized Its Energy Market And Now Everyone Is Bankrupt ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Okay, Who Told The Wingnuts About The Help For Black Farmers
Time For Vaccine Chat, With Dr. Fauci And Badass New CDC Director Rochelle Walensky!
Marjorie Taylor Greene #SnackAttacked By National Guard, And Kevin McCarthy Is FURIOUS
Biden Finally Giving Press Conference, But He Told Everybody About It, Like A Sucker!
Put Vinegar On Bread And Leave It In Your Garage, Here's Why! Tabs, Wed., March 17, 2021
Mitch McConnell Says GOP Gonna Be REAL DICKS If Dems Kill Filibuster, FOR FIRST TIME EVER
Biden Promotes Eugene Vindman After Trump Sh*tbirds Tried To Bury Him
Lockdown-Mad Joe Biden Will Imprison Us All In Our Homes, Claim GOP Liars Who Lie
Ammon Bundy Arrested For Being Idiot Again
Kevin McCarthy Knows A Secret About Eric Swalwell And Chinese Spy, But SHHHHH IT'S CLASSIFIED!
Dr. Birx Accepts That You’ll Never Stop Reminding Her About The Goddamn Bleach
Kevin McCarthy Lying About Terrorists At The Southern Border? UNPOSSIBLE!
Shiny WONDERFUL Thing! Deb Haaland Is Boss Of Interior, You!
Probably Not A Great Idea To Have (Alleged) Nazis Guarding The US Capitol From Nazis
Biden CDC Director Unf*cking Agency From Trump Years, Thank God
Tucker Carlson And Candace Owens Saw A Wet 'A'-Word 'P'-Word, And They Are MAD
Here’s What Aliens Did To You During That Hour You Lost On Sunday! Tabs, Tues.,March 16, 2021
GOP Senator John Barrasso Is An A-Hole Again
Jared Kushner Pens Love Letter To MBS In Wall Street Journal
Guess We’ll Never Know What Killed Brian Sicknick, It Will Just Be A Mystery!
Desperate Milo Tries To Shock Us All By Opening 'Ex-Gay' Torture Center
Frank Luntz Knows Who Turned Republicans Against COVID Vaccine, And It Is Joe Biden
Go, Go, Gadget White House Press Briefing!
Ted Cruz Sends Stern Letter To Military Demanding They Stop Being Mean To Poor Tucker Carlson
These Louisiana State Troopers Even More Violently Racist Than You Might Expect, Allegedly!
Candace Owens: All Classes Canceled Across America, Except 'How To Hate White People'
Beltway Media Whining About Thing, And It Is WHAR JOE BIDEN?
Republicans Just Love All The Cool Stuff In COVID-19 Bill They Voted Against
The Only Cheap Mixed Drinks You Should Be Ordering At A Bar! Tabs, Mon., March 15, 2021
Proud Boy Who Maybe Pepper Sprayed Cops At Capitol Riots Done In By Chatty Girlfriend
Oklahoma Racist Claims Diabetes Made Him Call High School Girls The N-Word
Don't You Dare Suggest This Federalist Co-Founder Tweeted 'Mommy Milky' Or He Will Sue!
Lara Trump Helps Dog Rescue Give Away $2 Million ... To Her Father-in-Law
The Harassment Cuomo Has Admitted To Is Bad Enough That He Should Resign
Wonkette's Top 10 Is ... Is It 'Happy'?
51 Days In, Biden Administration Turns UGLY MEAN
Guess Which Former President Passed Around Naked Lady Pics At A Shiva?
It's Your Biden Immigration Roundup But Not Like 'Rounding Up' Immigrants. So Mostly Yay.
Alabama Kids May Soon Do Yoga In Gym Class, So Long As They Don't Learn Any Sanskrit
Former Acting SecDef Blames Trump For Riot, Blames Self For NOTHING
It's Your Friday White House Press Briefing, Which We Remembered This Time!
The Federalist Wants To Know How Dems Plan To Force People To Stay Friends With Bigots
Joe Biden Does Bill Pullman Speech From 'Independence Day,' It Is A Pretty Good Speech!
Why Won't Anyone Compromise Anymore, GOP Sen. Roy Blunt Whines On Way Out Door
Trump President Of Heaven Now, Says QAnon Prophet Guy
Rep. James Clyburn: Give EVERYBODY Net!
American Troops Deploy Combat Boots Directly Up Tucker Carlson's Ass
People Whose Luck Levels Are Below Zero! Tabs, Fri., March 12, 2021
President Biden Signs COVID Relief Bill Without Sharpie, Does That Even Count?
BREAKING: MyPillow Guy Mike Lindell Gonna Print YouTubes In Newspapers, Or??? (Unclear)
This Horrible Panda Express Story Is Why BS 'Self-Improvement Seminars' Need To Be Regulated
Who Wanna Watch Democrats Yell At Garbage Human Louis DeJoy?
All Legitimate Living Former Presidents Tell America To GET STICKED, With The COVID Vaccine!
MAGA Rioter Wants To Be Tried In Texas Because DC Is Prejudiced Against Racists
GOP 'Party Of Working Class' Has Brand New Shiny Idea: No Taxes For Dead Twenty-Millionaires!
Let's Watch Jen Psaki Do COVID Relief Bill Victory Laps!
American Rescue Plan Rescuing Child Care, Too!
Trump Did A Perfect Call Again
Wingnut Pastor Knows What Heaven Is Like, And It Suuuuuucks
Stacey Abrams: Who Needs The Filibuster When You Can Have An Actual Democracy?
Kevin McCarthy COVID Floor Speech One For The Scrapbooks, If You Keep Scrapbooks Of SHOCKING LIES
Shirtless Geraldo Says Royal Family Racist, He Might Run For Senate, OK Byeeeeeee!
Hilarious Headstones That Will Make You Chuckle! Tabs, Thurs., March 11, 2021
America, We Have A Damn Attorney General
Oh, Noes! How Will Biden Sell This Wildly Popular Bill That Gives People Money?
Del. Stacey Plaskett Begs To Differ With This Idiot's Stupid Racist Thoughts On Black Families
And Now, Fox News Will Cry A Bunch About The Racist Birds From 'Dumbo' Getting Canceled
GOP Can’t Figure Out How To Make Joe Biden Black, A Woman Or Both
Just The American Rescue Plan Fixing Obamacare Premiums And Medicaid Expansion, No Big
Insert Hilarious Headline About Today's White House Press Briefing!
Trump Might Be More F*cked In Georgia Than We Knew
Amazon Screwing Public Libraries Now? Is There Anything Those A-Holes Can't Do?
Filibuster? Joe Manchin Doesn’t Even Know Her.
Watch The House Debate Biden's Huge COVID Relief Bill Before They SEND YOUR DAMN MONEY
House Dems Coming For Your Guns Again, If You Have Any Left After Obama
Milo Finds Platform Desperate Enough To Take Him: The 'Ex-Gays'
Tom Cotton Is A Flaming Garbage Racist, Thank You For Coming To Our TED Talk
Really? Tim Ryan? Well Sh*t, Okay!
Five Things You Might Not Know About Marie Antoinette! Tabs, Wed., March 10, 2021
Fox News COVID Messaging Weirdly Incoherent, But All Of It Says You Should Just Go Die
GAH F*CK, Here's Your White House Press Briefing, Better Late Than Never!
Nice Time! Nearly A Quarter Of American Adults Have Had At Least One Rona Shot. Hugs To Come.
Conservatives Pretty Sure Meghan Markle Lying About Historically Upstanding Royal Family
Tucker Carlson Filled With White Pride Over Deb Haaland's Scandinavian Heritage
Who Else Is COVID Relief Bill Helping? Black Farmers, Finally!
Trump And RNC Kiss And Make Up After Party Books Fundraiser At Mar-a-Lago. What A Coincidence!
How Much Racist Misogyny Can Rep. Paul Gosar Pack Into A Single Tweet?
Trump In New York Until Today, In Case Any NY Authorities Are Feeling Arrest-y
Pillow Salesman Willing To Lessen Sentences Of 'Election Criminals' If They Confess To Him
Josh Hawley Had A Poster Above His Bed In College. It Was A Gay Poster.
Why Your Cat Prefers You Weren’t In The Room Right Now. Tabs, Tues., March 9, 2021
We've Got A Brooklyn Bridge To Sell Whoever Buys Jack Dorsey's First Tweet For $2.5 Million+
MAGA Rioter Had Top Secret Security Clearance AND A Rap Sheet? Yeah, Don't Faint.
Which Brands Are Failing At International Women's Day This Year?
GOP Decides Signature Verification Bad Now. At Least In California.
BREAKING: Sounds Like Royal Family Racist AF!
Sunday Shows Give Joe Manchin All The Attention He So Clearly Craves
Democrats Gonna Cancel Child Poverty Right Along With Dr. Seuss!
Lisa Murkowski Put Good Stuff In COVID Relief Bill, Voted Against It Like Weird Person
Happy Monday! Watch Your Damn White House Press Briefing!
Misogynistic Missouri Pastor Taking Leave Of Absence To Reevaluate Some Things
Susan Collins VERY TROUBLED AND CONCERNED About All This Democratic Partisanship
Lauren Boebert Knows Who's Obsessed With Conspiracy Theories, And It Is Democrats
Joe Biden Knows Where He’ll Stuff Those GOP Voter Suppression Bills
Where Did Jessica Simpson's Edible Beauty Product Line Go? Tabs, Mon., March 8, 2021
That Idaho Mask Burning Was Creepy AF
Eric Swalwell Is Suing Trump And Friends For Inciting An Insurrection — Let's Talk About That!
Will Conservatives Ever Free Us From This False Reality They’ve Created?
Mike Pence Is A Moonie Now, Practically
That's Not What Sexism Is, Kyrsten Sinema
Senate Passes COVID Relief Bill Along Party Lines, Because Republicans Don't Care About Other People
Remember When Big Wood Went After Dr. Seuss With A 'Lorax' Parody?
Texas School Ditches Plan To Humiliate Teen Girls For 'Chivalry' Lesson
Wonkette's Top 10 Is, Like Nature, Healing!
Jared And Vanky Need Some 'ME TIME', Can't Help Daddy Plot Right Now
Everything Suddenly Goes Cattywampus In COVID Relief Debate. (Yeah, It's Joe Manchin.)
Why Can't Rochester Police Stop Pepper Spraying Children?
Today's White House Press Briefing Is Better Late Than Never
COME THE F*CK ON AND PASS THIS F*CKING THING JESUS CHRIST
Crafty Trump Official Changed Hats During MAGA Riot To Fool The FBI. He's In Jail Now.
Why Yes, We Would Like Bezos, Musk, Gates, Et Al. To Make A Tasty Trillionaire Souffle!
Tucker Carlson Can't Believe The FBI Got All Worked Up Over A Measly Attempt To Kidnap A Governor
Greg Abbott Preemptively Blaming Not Greg Abbott For Inevitable Texas COVID Surge
Seriously, Joe Biden, Next Time Just Call Them 'Dumb Motherf*ckers'
Wild West Photos For Brave Eyes Only! Tabs, Fri., March 5, 2021
Ladies, Stop Giving Yourself Menopause, Says Professional Diagnostic Face Reader
Newt Gingrich Mad About Transgenders Dominating Dr. Seuss Or Something, We Don't Know
March 4 In Labor History: Hello Frances Perkins!
Texas Republican Dreams Up History Project To Teach Texas Exceptionalism. In A Pamphlet.
Do You Just HATE Voting? Good, Because Supreme Court Is Probably Going To Take That Burden Away!
House Democrats Pass Bill To Make It Harder For Police Officers To Kill People
If It's Lunchtime In America, Here Is Your Daily White House Press Briefing!
Lauren Boebert Knows What The Equality Act Is Really About — Gay Supremacy!
In The Republican Grift-o-Sphere, There Are No Patsies
OOH OOH OOH MIS-TER KOT-TER! CVS Called, Your Vax Is Ready.
Arizona GOP Idiot Pretty Sure Masks Don't Work Because Oh My God Just Click To Read Why
Easy Chicken Shawarma Anybody Can Make! Tabs, Thurs., March 4, 2021
All Fun And Games Until President Biden Starts Calling GOP Governors Neanderthals
Wingnut Matt Walsh: That Onion Story About The Five-Bladed Razor But It's Gay Dads And Sex Robots
Jeff Sessions, Please Go F**k Yourself
Daddy, What Did You Do During The War On Dr. Seuss And Mr. Potato Head's Dick?
House Dems Push Nutty Idea: LET AMERICANS VOTE, GODDAMMIT
Actual Trump Supporter ‘Disguised’ Himself As Fake Antifa Activist During Capitol Siege
Know What's Not Cancel Cultured? Today's White House Press Briefing!
FBI Chief Chris Wray Spends Whole Day Playing Whack-A-Mole With Trump/GOP Lies About Capitol Attack
Hear Ye Hear Ye All Rise In The Case 'Abolish Congress And President Because Trump Didn't Win'
Georgia GOP: It’s Just ‘Common Sense’ To Keep Democrats From Voting, Forever
Inspector General Confirms Congressman Doctor Ronny Jackson Is Angry Drunken Lecher
Texas, Mississippi Governors Now Fully In The Pocket Of Big Covid
Stimmy Bill Won't Have $15 Minimum Wage. At Least Not This Stimmy Package.
Dolly Parton Says GET YOUR VACCINE, DIPSH*TS, In Most Dolly Way Possible
Neighbors Who Made The Neighborhood A Strange Place To Live! Tabs, Wed., March 3, 2021
If Trump Econ Loon Peter Navarro Was Ever Right About Something, We Have Yet To Discover It
Seriously, No One’s Canceling Dr. Seuss. WTF Is Wrong With You People?
Texas Power Company Bankrupted By Electric Bill. Hooray For Deregulation!
Manhattan DA Getting Closer And Closer To Trump, Like Chompy 'Jaws' Shark!
Stop, Collaborate And Listen To Today's White House Press Briefing!
Shiny Normal Thing! Actual Educator Miquel Cardona Confirmed As Education Secretary
Biden Says Deported Parents Of Separated Kids Can Come Back, Does Not SEEM To Be A Trap
And Now For The Sperm Report, With Tucker Carlson!
We’re Not Being Sarcastic This Time: The Vaccine Rollout Is Going Just Great!
Kelly Loeffler, You Ain't Got No Baaaasketball Team, Renee Montgomery Got Your Baaaasketball Team
Movie Extras Who Completely Ruined Their Scenes! Tabs, Tues., March 2, 2021
Ron Johnson Just Asking Questions About These Conspiracy Theories Ron Johnson Keeps Spreading
Shiny Normal Thing! Ex-Michigan Gov. Jennifer Granholm Is Your New, Badass Energy Secretary
In The Nick Of Time, It's The Tilda Swinton Wait No Jen Psaki White House Press Briefing
Prophet Lady Has Magic Staff, Not Afraid To Use It To Make Trump President Again
President Biden Will Fight You Behind The (Amazon) Warehouse
What Do We Want? Elizabeth Warren's Wealth Tax! When Do We Want It? Now Would Be Terrific!
Andrew Cuomo Was Just Workshopping His Gross Dirty Old Boss Routine, For Humorous Japery!
GOP Pauses 'No Civil War' Truce To Receive GOP Hit List From General Trump
Very Reasonable QAnon Lady Just Wants The Imaginary Child Abuse To Be Investigated
SD Gov. Kristi Noem Lied Her 'Face The Nation' Off
It’s Hard To Be Friends With Republicans While They’re Suffocating You With A Pillow
Six More MAGA Mob Proud Boys Standing By For Prison
This Hot New Restaurant Serves French Fries As An Entree. Tabs, Mon., March 1, 2021
Fox's Pete Hesgeth Knows What Diner Patrons Talk About, And It Is The 10th Amendment
Millions Could Go Homeless Because Trump Judge Doesn't Think Rent Is An Economic Activity
Relax, Dummies, No One’s Cancelling ‘The Muppet Show’
Heal Your Body From COVID The Gwyneth Paltrow Way: With $8,600 Necklaces And Snake Oil
Nothing Says 'America' Like A 7-Year-Old Selling Lemonade To Pay For Brain Surgery
House Passes COVID Relief Package Without A Single Republican Vote
Georgia Counties To Trump: PAY UP, A-HOLE.
Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Is A Dancin' Cowgirl
'Fox & Friends' Won't Know Which Potato Head To Buy If They Can't See Its Tater Tot!
Jared Kushner's Saudi BFF Having Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week
Totally Normal Idaho GOP Dude Says Why Don't We Register People Who DON'T Have Guns, HUH?
Ben Shapiro's Sister DESTROYS Leftist Plan To Make America Unattractive
Cash Bail Is Really F*cked Up. Illinois Just Did Something About It.
Bigot Coalition Targeting Equality Act With Tactics They've Been Using Since At Least 1977
Sorry, Senate Parliamentarian Says We Can't Have Nice Things : (
Insane News Day! Here, Watch The White House Press Briefing!
Oh Nothing, Trump-Loving Mob Just Wants To Blow Up Capitol During Biden's First SOTU
Joe Biden Cancel Cultures A Bunch More Dumb Trump Garbage
Mitch McConnell: Craven Sh*theel
They Tried To Kill Us. We Survived. Let's TABS! Friday, February 26, 2021
Wingnuts Prepare To Draw Genitals All Over Gender-Neutral Plastic Potato Toys
Biden Has One Weird Trick To Mail Postmaster General Louis DeJoy Straight To GTFO-Ville
This Day In Labor History: Home Healthcare Workers Unionize, February 25, 1999
National Review Knows Who Is Doing Abortions, And It Is Planned Parenthood!
Relationship/Crime Advice: Don't Call Your Ex A 'Moron' On Your Way Back From A Coup
Gather 'Round For The Dumbest Arguments Yet For Not Increasing The Minimum Wage
Marjorie Taylor Greene: CHRIST, What A Vile, Bigoted A**hole
GOP Senator Calls Deb Haaland Lawless Drug Pusher In Perfectly Normal Confirmation Hearing
Ron DeSantis Can’t Make Florida Dems Lower Flag For Radio Bigot Who's Dead Now
PA GOP Doesn't Like John Fetterman's Regular-Sized Trans And Weed Flags? WHAT ABOUT BIG HUGE ONES?
People's Brains Have Turned To Goo Over This 'Wheel Of Fortune' Puzzle! Tabs, Thurs., Feb. 25, 2021
Steve Bannon Might Still Get To Go To Jail After All!
GOP Civil War Canceled, Says Rick Scott Hiding Under Desk In Secured Location
Stephen Miller DISGUSTED President Biden Treating Immigrants Like Human Beings, DISGUSTED!
Dinesh D'Souza Pretty Sure Capitol Attack Just Kids Bein' Rowdy!
Tucker Carlson Can't Find QAnon's Website, Guess QAnon Doesn't Exist
Another White House Press Briefing That's Probably TOO BORING For CNN To Air
Georgia GOP Will Ensure Election Integrity By Making Voting As Whites-Only As Possible
Hey Look, More ‘Fake Trump Protesters’ Who Are Actually Violent Trump Protesters!
CPAC Cancel Cultures Anti-Semitic Dipsh*t From CPAC Cancel Culture Conference
American President Meets Foreign Leader, Doesn't Even Step On Own Dick!
Really? We Have To Rely On Susan Collins To Pass The LGBTQ+ Equality Act?
Photos Show How Rough Life In Medieval Castles Was! Tabs, Wed., Feb. 24, 2021
Rep. Adam Kinzinger Glad Y'all Know What Garbage-Asses His Cousins Are Now
Supreme Court Told Trump PA Lawyers To Get Bent, And Amy Coney Barrett And Kegs Kavanaugh Helped!
Senate's Dumbest Republican Reads 'Antifa Did Capitol Riot' Into Congressional Record
Monument Of Black Explorer York Discovered In Portland Park
Can Anyone Suss Out Why GOP Is Going Balls-Out Against Biden HHS Nominee Xavier Becerra?
CNN Won't Carry Jen Psaki's Daily White House Press Briefings, But Wonkette Will
Biden Remembers Half A Million Americans Lost To COVID-19, Like It Is His Job We Guess
Ted Cruz Apology Tour Over, Back To Being Total A-Hole
Elijah McClain Didn’t Have To Die But You Knew That Already
MAGA White Supremacists Pretty Sure MAGA Mob That Stormed Capitol Were Antifa, Maybe BLM
Meghan McCain Is First Responder To Hot Topics On 'The View,' WHAR HER VACCINE?
Good News! Merrick Garland Finally Makes It To The Senate. Bad News! Republicans Are There.
Five Toxic Chemicals In The Lethal Poisons You Use Every Day! Tabs, Tues., Feb. 23, 2021
Steve Scalise Still Not Sure Who's President ... OR IS HE?
Basically Everyone Leaving The GOP Now
Mark Zuckerberg Worried We're Not Being 'Nuanced' Enough About Right-Wing Hate Speech On Facebook
Amazon Offering Workers At Unionizing Alabama Plant Cash Money To Quit Their Jobs
Ohio Militia Woman Stormed Capitol As Insurrectionist-In-Chief’s Very Special Guest, Allegedly!
Joe Manchin Shivs Neera Tanden
Hope Mike Lindell Has $1.3 Billion Stuffed In One Of His Trusty MyPillows
Kelly Loeffler Has Genius Plan For Georgia GOP: What If Instead Of FAIR Fight, We Did UNFAIR Fight?
Lauren Boebert Totally That Coworker Who Shows Up For Zoom Meeting With Gun Orgy Behind Her
There's Already A Theory About The New Cruella Movie! Tabs, Mon., Feb. 22, 2021
Unpresidential Dogs And 52-Year-Old Scandals: The Right Is Really Reaching For Its Outrage
Why Does Everyone Try To Make Poor Ted Cruz Look Bad By Not Being Ted Cruz?
Yes, We Absolutely Must Dance On Rush Limbaugh's Grave, For The Good Of All Humanity
One Month In, Let's See How Biden Is Doing On Immigration
White Lady Discouraged From Humiliating Herself With 'Library Rap' Cries Reverse Racism
Georgia Republicans Devise Unbelievably Transparent Plan To Suppress Black Vote
Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Is All Bundled Up
If You Sh*t In The Woods, Is There A Bear Under The Outhouse?
Wingnut Groups Launch Bullsh*t Campaign Against Radical, Competent Biden Appointees
God Tells 'Prophet' He's Gonna Smite All The Social Media Companies And Make Trump President Again
Democrats Decide Maaayyybe They Shouldn't Let Republicans Kill All Biden's Judge Noms
Oh Dear, VA And PA Republicans Coming To Fisticuffs, How Terribly Dreadful We're Sure!
National Review: Ted Cruz Was SAVING LIVES By Fleeing To Cancun
How About We Just Give Jobs To People Who Want Jobs?
Texas Grid Almost Died Of Shooting, Stabbing, Garroting, Pushed Off A Cliff Set On Fire In The Ocean
Ted Cruz Graciously Declines To Lie To Our Faces A Third Time
40 Game-Changing Ways To Use Pool Noodles! Tabs, Fri., Feb. 19, 2021
Ted Cruz: Don't Blame Me, Blame My SWEET INNOCENT YOUNG DAUGHTERS!
Ayanna Pressley Thinks Every American Deserves A Job And So Do We
Nikki Haley Gets 'You're Fired' From Trumpland
The Windmill Industry Should Sue The F*ck Out Of Fox News, Every Texas Official
Ted Cruz Flees With Family To Mexico Looking For Better Life
Oh No Not An Ambitious Biden Immigration Plan, What Will The Good-Faith Welcoming GOP Say?
You Know What Sure Is Bipartisan? COVID Relief!
GOP Reps Under Investigation For Assaulting Capitol Police, Gun Stuff, TOTALLY NORMAL.
Ex-Gov Rick 'Goodhair' Perry: Texans Will Happily Freeze To Keep The Feds Out Of Their Power Grid
Why Old Handsome Joe Biden Should Go Whole Hog On Student Debt Relief
Rush Limbaugh, Funny How? What Was It You Liked About Him, Conservatives? Please, Be Specific.
The Untold Truth Of Giada DeLaurentis! Tabs, Thurs., Feb. 18, 2021
Georgia GOP Lawmakers Trying To F*ck Around With Fulton County DA Fani Willis, Gonna Find Out
NAACP Sues Trump For Violating Klan Act, And It Seems *Pretty Goddamn On Point*
Minimum Wage Increase, Or Senate Rule No One Cares About? That Is Indeed A Tough One!
Let's Green The Sh*t Out Of The Grid
God Gives Up Rush Limbaugh For Lent
Normal Shiny Thing! Joe Biden Had A Town Hall And It Was F*cking Wonderful.
William F. Buckley's Great Nephew 'Zeeker' Gets Domestic Terrorism Participation Trophy
Howard Kurtz: Media Unfairly Noticing The Bidens Aren’t Total Jerk Monsters, Unfair!
Tucker Had A Weird One Last Night
Texas (Ex-) Mayor Tells Frozen Town's Residents They Now Live In Galt's Gulch, So Stop Whining
GOP Full Of Hot Air About Texas Blackouts And By Hot Air We Mean Really F'ing Shameless Lies
Unemployed Florida Man Throwing Tantrum About Mitch McConnell, We Guess
When Can We Cancel This Conservative Cancel Culture War?
These Lucky People Found Real-Life Easter Eggs! Tabs, Wed., Feb. 17, 2021
Texas Politicians Know The Cure For Winter Storms Is CULTURE WAR
Mardi Gras Poll Porn! Joe Biden Got All The Beads, Trump Ain't Got No Beads.
Millions In Dark And Cold In Texas, So Expect Mandatory Coal-Burning Stoves, And Guns
F*ck Mitch McConnell, In Case We Haven't Said That Since Sunday
GOP Donor Parted With $2.5 Million In Failed Quest For Holy Grail Of Voter Fraud
Ready For The 2022 Elections In Georgia? No? TOO BAD.
Ghoulish LAPD Cops Reportedly Share ‘Valentine’ Mocking George Floyd’s Death
Sorry About Your Family, Adam Kinzinger
Lindsey Graham Pretty Sure The GOP’s Future Is Someone With The Last Name T****
Senate's Dumbest Republican About Three Steps From Denying Capitol Attack Even Happened
Best Ways To Store Emergency Ground Coffee In Case Of Power Outages. Tabs, Tues., Feb. 16, 2021
Conservatives Obsessing Over God's Junk Because OMG SHUT UP YOU FREAKS
Jim Jordan And Alan Dershowitz Have Thoughts On Trump's Acquittal. They Are Idiot Thoughts.
Former Child Slaves Suing Chocolate Companies For Allegedly Knowingly Profiting Off Their Labor
South Dakota GOP Gov. Kristi Noem Flyin’ High In The Grifty Skies, Allegedly!
Ron DeSantis To President Biden: Who Are You To Judge My Superspreader State?
Make This Guy Governor Of Virginia And He Will Stop ALL The Cancel Culture
Republicans Celebrate Presidents Day By Kicking The Sh*t Out Of Each Other. Again.
Canceling Idiots Like Gina Carano Just Like The Blacklist Except For How It’s Not
Ted Cruz Just Wondering Why Black People Insist On Celebrating Black People He Doesn’t Like
Tennessee GOP Lawmakers Want To Let Rapists Sue Victims To Make Them Stay Pregnant
Lindsey Graham Will Impeach Kamala Harris For ... Reasons! Racist Reasons!
These Stars Have The Worst Personal Hygiene In Hollywood! Tabs, Mon., Feb. 15, 2021
‘Real World’ Republicans Demand To Know Why Nancy Pelosi Didn't Stop Jan. 6 Riots
Chuck Schumer Really Pissed That Most Senate Republicans Are Traitors
QAnon Prophet: God's Gonna Force The Military To Depose Biden
Twitter Tyrants Silence Habitual Liars Project Veritas And Gateway Pundit, So Sad
Trump's Postmaster General Still Trying To Take Down The Post Office From Within
That Joke You Made Is Real Now: Gina Carano's Making A Movie With Ben Shapiro
Your Impeachment Saturday ... Something Or Other, NOBODY KNOWS!
Wonkette's Top Ten Marched Through ALLLLL Your Dimes!
Look! Shiny Normal Thing, With Bidens, Dogs, Coffee, Valentimes, And Hope!
Arkansas Lege Wants Anyone Involved With Your Healthcare To Be Free To Discriminate Against You
The Idiot Arguments Of The Second Trump Impeachment, Redux
Impeachment Liveblog Day 4: Trump's Razzle Dazzle Legal Team Gonna LAW SO HARD
Nikki Haley Is Nowhere Near Wacky Enough To Be The 2024 Republican Nominee
Trump Nearly Died Of COVID-19, Couldn't Close Deal. Uhh, 'WHEW'?
State Lawmakers Out To Cancel-Culture '1619 Project' In Schools
What Tucker Carlson Doesn't Say Is More Insidious Than What He Does
Jamie Raskin's Three Questions For Pinky And The Brain, AKA Trump's Very Good Lawyers
The Ingenious Reason There Are No Mosquitoes At Disney World! Tabs, Fri., Feb. 12, 2021
RFK Jr.'s Anti-Vaxx Nonsense Got Him Kicked Off Of Instagram
Mike Lee Tantrum Reminds Tommy Tuberville Of Hilarious Time Trump Tried To Get Pence Killed
Larry Flynt Dead At 78, Will Be Wrapped In Kleenex, Tossed In Toilet
'Mandalorian' Actress 'Fired For Being Conservative', And We're Sure That Is The Entire Story!
Trump's DOJ Put Kibosh On Investigation Into Rudy Giuliani? SHOCKER!
Let's Watch These Badass Democrats Finish The Job. Impeachment Liveblog, Day Three!
Fox News Covers Trump Impeachment By SQUIRREL! BIIIIIG SQUIRREL! GREAT BIG DEMOCRAT SQUIRREL!
Mitt Romney's Child Allowance Plan Pretty Damn Good, Would Cut Child Poverty. Yes, That Mitt Romney!
Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Never Gonna Be President ... We’re Pretty Sure
Texas Saves National Anthem From Communist Billionaire Mark Cuban
Sneaky Ways Restaurants Could Be Scamming You On French Fries! Tabs, Thurs., Feb. 11, 2021
Hey Buddy, Can You Spare A Hundred Dimes?
Media Frets Democrats’ Very Popular Anti-Coup Agenda Only *Mostly* Bipartisan
South Dakota Judge Harshes Legal Weed Amendment's Mellow
'Impeachment Is The REAL Voter Suppression!' And Other Great Legal Arguments From Day One
Washington Post Offers Sympathy, Hard-Luck Folk Songs For The MAGA Mob
Liveblogging Every Second Of The Second Day Of Trump's Second Impeachment Trial!
Is Sidney Powell On The Lam? Or Is She Just PATHETIC?
If Anybody Can Get 17 Republicans To Convict Trump, These Guys Can!
Oh Yeah? Michigan GOP Leader Will Show Censuring Republicans Who's Stupid Enough!
Amy Klobuchar Gonna Beat Google, Whip Facebook, Make Them Write Good Checks
Dr. Fauci's Gonna Make You Wear A Mask Until COVID-19’s Gone Or You’re No Longer Ugly
Jack Nicholson Is Old Now And Lives In Such House! Tabs, Wed., Feb. 10, 2021
Senate Republicans SHOCKED, SHOCKED At Mean Tweets. No, Not Trump's, Neera Tanden's DUH.
Stop And Watch Rep. Jamie Raskin's Impeachment Speech, It's Important
House Dems: Give EVERYBODY Stimmy!
GOP Impeachment ‘Defense’: Lies, Damn Lies, More Marjorie Taylor Greene Conspiracies
Wonkette's Second Annual Trump Impeachment Trial Liveblog Starts ... NOW!
Happy Impeachment Trial, Donald! You Are Also Under Investigation In Georgia.
Trump Lawyers Preview Impeachment Defense: Gateway Pundit Says Maxine Waters Did It. NOT GUILTY!
Hackers Go After Florida's Precious Bodily Fluids
Ronna McDaniel: Lincoln Wouldn’t Have Impeached John Wilkes Booth Or Some BS Like This
Twitter Bans Just Like The Holocaust Except For How No One Dies, Says Newsmax Guest
New Dumb Biden ‘Scandal’: Hunter Wrote A Book, With Words
Badass John Fetterman Wants To Be Next PA Senator, How You Like That?
Why That HGTV Couple Deliberately Chose Such An Ugly Couch. Tabs, Tues., Feb. 9, 2021
Liz Cheney Tells Kevin McCarthy To Grow A Pair
Your Sunday Show Roundup Features The GOP's Dumbest Trump Dead-Enders!
Richard Shelby Retiring, Maybe Now Alabama Can Have TWO Senators Dumb As Tommy Tuberville?
Arkansas Lege Wants To Force Pregnant People To Call A Hotline Before They Can Get An Abortion
Tampa Fans Throw Post-Super Bowl Superspreader Jamboree!
Oh No, Dolly: The Most Disappointing Super Bowl Ads This Year
Biden To GOP: Vote Against $1,400 Checks For Your Own Constituents. I Dare You.
North Carolina Cops Host Small Party With White Guys Who Broke Into Black Woman’s Apartment
GOP ‘Unity’: Let’s Unite To Attack Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez!
Nice Polls: Majority Wants Trump Convicted, Only Small Minority Actually Loves QAnon
One-Term Loser’s Impeachment Defense: Maxine Waters Is Mean, Also Black, Very Scary
Why Women Really Refuse To Admit The Secret Thing They Do! Tabs, Mon., Feb. 8, 2021
The Justice System Sure Is Being Sweet To These Insurrectionists — Now Do Everyone Else
It’s Super Bowl Sunday: Stay Home, Don’t Huddle With Strangers
This Day In Labor History: Feb. 6, 1919, The Seattle General Strike!
We Won't Have Lou Dobbs To Kick Around Anymore
White House Not Listening To World's Most Perpetually Wrong Economist
Matt Gaetz Very Sad No One Else In Congress Loves America Like He Does
Wonkette's Top 10 Is BEGGING Oh Don't You Do It! Don't You Break Our Heart!
Loathsome Trumpists CAN'T BELIEVE They Only Got A Month's Paid Paternity Leave, THANKS OBAMA
Reason #9734 For More Stimulus: Heading Off Long-Term Unemployment
MyPillow Guy Collaborates With Holy Spirit On 3-Hour Film About How Trump Actually Won
Mad Marge Gets Cancel Cultured Just For Supporting Pelosi's Execution
Senate Moves Stimulus Bill, But Only After Mandatory Stupid 'Vote-A-Rama' Ritual
Minor IMDB Celebrity Didn't Want To Be In Overrated Loser SAG Union Anyway!
Do Not Be The Guy Who Promised The Checks And Then Did Not Give The Checks, What Are You, New?
South Carolina Man Risks It All To Fight For Proud Boy Leader's Honor
The Most Misunderstood Song Lyrics Of All Time! Tabs, Fri., Feb. 5, 2021
Bidens Shoot The Sh*t With 'People' Mag, Because We're Allowed To Have Nice Things Again
ANOTHER Voting Machine Company Would Like All Fox News's Libel $$$, Please And Thank You!
Virginia Farmworkers Edge Closer To Making Minimum Wage, Which They Were Not Already Doing
Trumpers In Homeland Security Would Like To Be Anti-Biden 'Deep State' Please
Tucker Still On His 'You're Either With The Terrorists Or You're Against Us!' Bender
QAnon Begs Lin Wood To Represent Them In Class Action Lawsuit Against Pretty Much Everyone
Trump Toadies Become Roadkill Under Liz Cheney's Snow Tires In Ill-Fated Leadership Challenge
Shorter Kevin McCarthy: F*ck It, We're Going With The Q Lady!
Is Your State EXPANDING Or SUPPRESSING The Vote Today? It Depends If You Live In A Bastard Place!
Weird, Democrats Not Rolling Over Is Making Americans Like Them More!
GOP Senators Just Begging Trump Impeachment Lawyers PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T DO THE FRAUD THING!
29+ Attention Seekers Called Out On Social Media! Tabs, Thurs., Feb. 4, 2021
Tommy Tuberville Vying For Senate's Dumbest Republican, Prob Somehow Lose That To Vanderbilt Too
Mitch McConnell Finally Lets Democrats Play With Senate
Oh No Joe Biden Is Being Mean To Oil And Gas Companies, Might Not Even Give Them More Free Money!
Rand Paul Sh*ts On Trans Kids For Sport At Hearing On Education Secretary Nominee
Biden Pentagon Chief Finds More Trump Idiots To Toss Out Like Old Cat Sh*t
Virginia State Sen Suing Colleagues Because Everybody Thinks She's An Asshole
MAGA Terrorist Exhausted After All That Terrorism, Needs A Mexican Vacaaaaaation!!!
Jen Psaki Insulted Sacred Honor Of Space Force, Will Be Thrown Out Airlock
Fox News Mostly Ignored Capitol Ceremony For Slain Officer, Guess His Blue Life Didn't Matter
Kevin McCarthy Shows Marjorie Taylor Greene Who’s Boss: The Angry Lady With The Gun
Polls: Every American Including The Crazy Ones Wants MORE STIMMY ALL THE STIMMY
All Fun And Games Until Newsmax Breaks Up With MyPillow Guy On Live TV
These Court Confessions Turned Cases Upside Down! Tabs, Wed., Feb. 3, 2021
Cut The Crap. Impeachment Means Whatever 67 Senators Say It Means.
Congratulations, Puerto Rico! Looks Like You'll Finally Get That Hurricane Maria Aid!
Ted Cruz: It’s Really Irresponsible That A Certain Person Outright Said The Crap I Just Implied
Looks Like Trump Had Bigger Role In Sending Terrorists To Capitol Than We Already Knew
Gov. Mike DeWine Has $50 Million Reasons You Should Move To Ohio
In Which We Lift Our Trump News Ban Because WHAAAAAT And LOLLLLLL And You HEAR This Sh*t?
Joe Biden Says Good Day, Moderate Republicans, HE SAYS GOOD DAY SIRS.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Isn’t Going To Shut Up About How You Almost Got Her Killed
Mitch McConnell Dick-Kicking Kevin McCarthy And The Conspiracy Chick, Let's Watch!
Jen Psaki Is Finished With You Now
The Science Behind Why French Fries Taste Better With Mayo. Tabs, Tues., Feb. 2, 2021
Dems 'Bout To Cancel Culture Mad Madge's Committee Assignments
GOP West Virginia Gov Defies Joe Manchin, Calls For BIG HUGE Covid Relief
Georgia Cops Catch Selves Being Racist On Camera, DERP!
Never Gonna Get Tired Of Judges Telling Trump Org. To HAND IT OVER, A-HOLES
Wisconsin Pharmacist Who Sabotaged Covid Vaccine Thinks Sky Is Just God’s Privacy Screen
'You’re Acting Like A Child,' Rochester Police Tell Nine-Year-Old Girl Before Pepper-Spraying Her
Georgia Republicans Think They Can Stop The Unstoppable Stacey Abrams, Bless Their Hearts
Is Murdering People Bad? Arkansas GOP Gov. Asa Hutchinson Not So Sure
MAGA Military Mob Very Dumb, Very Scary
A-hole Ex-President Might’ve Found Lawyers Dumb Enough To Defend Him
Health Inspector Horror Stories! Tabs, Mon., Feb. 1, 2021
Anti-Vaxxers Now Trying To Stop *Other* People From Getting Vaccines
Ignoring Marjorie Taylor Greene Like An Ingrown Toenail Won’t Make Her Go Away
U.S. Funded Global Health Orgs Once Again Allowed To Acknowledge Existence Of Abortion
Trump's Pre-Insurrection Rally Was Brought To You By The Heiress To The Publix Fortune
Lindsey Graham Thinks QAnon Shaman Too Undignified For Trump's Impeachment Trial
Wonkette's Top 10 Is In The White House Driveway Shirtless, Washing Our Electric Car
Crazy We Know, But Did Democrats Learn ALL THE LESSONS About Telling GOP To GET BENT?
Rep. Chip Roy Wants Nancy Pelosi To Make AOC Apologize To Poor Ted Cruz RIGHT NOW!
WaPo: Ronna McDaniel Very Sorry For All The Awful Things She Will Keep On Doing As RNC Chair
Arizona GOP Drafts Bill To Fix Voting. If The State Votes Blue, They'll Fix It!
Don't Try To Bullsh*t Elizabeth Warren
A Supreme Court *Win* On *Abortion*? What's The Catch?
$1.9 Trillion Too Much For COVID Relief? Great, How About $3 Trillion Instead?
Nancy Pelosi Just Saying The Enemy Is Inside The House. You F*cking Heard Her.
27-Plus Times Customers Crossed The Line! Tabs, Fri., Jan. 29, 2021
LASER BEAMS! FROM SPACE! This Is A Marjorie Taylor Greene Post.
Lawyer: Pipe Bomb Builder Only Planned To Kill People Because He Loved America So Much
Tucker Carlson Rushes To Defend White Nationalist Voter Deception Enthusiast 'Ricky Vaughn'
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene Posts Kitty Cat Bible Jesus Sh*t Too, Why Won't Media Talk About THAT?
How Did Sideshow Bob Get On Alaska's Human Rights Commission?
You'll Never Guess Who Says She's Running For Office Now
For 'Climate Day,' Shirtless Joe Biden Washes Electric Car In White House Driveway
GOP Ready To Impeach Obama, Clinton, Carter, Ghosts of LBJ, FDR
Why You Should Always Eat Those Weird Strings On Your Bananas! Tabs, Thurs., Jan. 28, 2021
Want 52 Democratic Senators? Make DC A Damn State!
Kevin McCarthy Gonna Have Long Heart-To-Heart With Marjorie Taylor Greene, That'll Fix Everything
Everything Is Normal In Oklahoma
Did D----- T---- Incite A Riot? Damn Right The Asshole Did.
Seriously, Leave Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler Alone
Hey, Buddy! Wanna Buy $2 Million In Pure Uncut Oklahoma Hydroxychloroquine?
Sad CPAC Can't Sell Tickets To Loser Prom Without The King Of Sore Losers At The Top Of The Bill
Hannity Just Saying Maybe He Won't Get Covid Vaccine, YOU HEAR THAT, NANA?
Trump Judge Freezes Biden Deportation Freeze For Some Reasons That Are Bullsh*t And F*cked
Marjorie Taylor Greene Thinks Of Nothing But Murder All Day
Biden Unveils Racial Equity Agenda, Without Even Calling Himself Abraham Lincoln
Weirdo US President Talks To Putin, Doesn't Even Try To Slip Him The Tongue
She Was Surprised That It Went So Viral But Then She Saw The Background! Tabs, Wed., Jan. 27, 2021
Sean Spicer Not Good Enough To Be White House Correspondent For Newsmax
Tucker And Laura Teaching Your Nana To Sympathize With QAnon-Loving Domestic Terrorists
What If The Feds Stopped Killing People?
Biden Replaces 'Voice Of America' GOP Hacks With All The Journos They Fired
Top Five Reasons Retiring GOP Sen. Rob Portman Can Go F*ck Himself
Rudy Giuliani Says Rudy Giuliani 'Crazy,' Is Not Wrong!
Look! Shiny Normal Thing! Joe Biden Gonna Reopen Obamacare Signups, Because Emergency
Nikki Haley: Inciting Capitol Riot 'Not Great', Would Only Give It Three Stars On Yelp
Mitch McConnell Caves To Chuck Schumer, Declares Flawless Victory!
Trump Idiots So Unemployable They Might Have To Work For Trump
Guy Who Predicted Trump Would Win Isn't The False Prophet, YOU'RE The False Prophet
Here’s Why You Didn’t Make Your Friend’s Christmas Card List Last Year. Tabs, Tues., Jan. 26, 2021
DOJ Plot Against America Election Coup Gets Very Own Inspector General Investigation. Mazel Tov!
Rand Paul Won't Let Facts And Insurrections Keep Him From Telling Trump's Big Lie
Dominion Voting Systems To Rudy Giuliani: F*ck Around And Find Out.
President Biden Making Anti-LGBTQ Bigots Cry So Much, Hooray!
Ohio Militia Woman Only Stormed Capitol To Protect People, Honest!
Mean Judge Won't Let Kyle Rittenhouse Play With Nazis Anymore
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Will Be Governor Of Saving Arkansas From Scary CNN Reporters
Pour One Out For Josh Hawley, The REAL Victim Of The Capitol Riot
GOP: No ‘Unity’ So Long As Democrats Insist On Existing!
PSA: Don't Buy Covid Vaccines Some Dude Mixed Up In His Bathtub
Dr. Birx: Don’t Blame Me For That A-Hole’s Covid Response, God Knows I Tried
Right-Wing Trolls Weaponize Bad Faith Outrage, Get NYT Editor Fired (Allegedly!)
Kevin McCarthy: Who Among Us DIDN'T Help Incite The Capitol Attack?
The Reason Living In A Tiny House Stinks Isn't What You Thought! Tabs, Mon., Jan. 25, 2021
State GOPs Putting All Of Their Eggs In Tin Foil Baskets
New York Times Couldn’t Help But Notice Big Pimpin' Biden Throwing His Rollie To the Sky
Here! Enjoy All This Nice Policy Stuff We Got This Week!
Rep. Lauren Boebert Introduces Bills To Block Mask Mandate, Paris Accord, Sanity, Etc.
Attempted Coup At The Trump DOJ? Just How Many Coups Was This Traitor Planning?
Tom Cotton Is Lying Liar Who Lied About Being An Army Ranger
Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is Gonna Kiss And Love And Squeeze And Hug Him And Call Him George!
Look Which Birther-Dentist-Lawyer-Clownshow Has Crawled Out Of Woodwork For Trump Impeachment Suit!
David Brooks Has Starbursts For Biden, Will Kill Filibuster For Him And Jodie Foster
Joe Biden Honors Unionbusters At NLRB By Terminating Their Employment
BIG BIDEN IMPEACHMENT NEWS! (Also The Guy Before Him Impeachment News, Him Too.)
Joe Biden Climate Policy Tailored To Avoid Mean Tweets From Greta Thunberg
Judge Declines To Force Private Web Company To Host Murderous Threats We Mean 'Free Speech'
It's The 48th Anniversary Of Roe V. Wade And States CAN'T WAIT To Get Up In Your Uterus!
Time To Appoint The F*ck Out Of Some Biden Judges!
Justice Delayed, Not Denied, As Ex Michigan Gov Indicted For Poisoning The Children Of Flint
Joe Biden New Coronavirus Strategy Isn't Just 'Let The States Fight,' May Take Some Getting Used To
Fox News All 'Shut Up, CNN! Trump Had SH*TTY Covid Vax Plan, Not NO Covid Vax Plan!'
A Chill Ran Down My Spine: These Gut Feelings Saved Lives! Tabs, Fri., Jan. 22, 2021
One Million Moms Yelling At Sticky Gay Cadbury Jizz Eggs Now
Look, Shiny Normal Thing! First White House Presser Of Biden Era
If Democrats Just Put On These Handcuffs, Mitch McConnell Pinky Promises To Stop Hitting Them. Deal?
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene Not Really Kind Of Person You Want Having A Gun
Yesterday Was A Real Tough Day To Be A Proud Boy
Not Sure How Jailing 9-Year-Old With US Visa Makes Us Any Safer, But Border Patrol Did It
Q Followers: 'Was It All A Psyop?' 'Is The Military President Now?' 'What Does It All Mean?'
How Much History Can One Democratic Senate Make On One Inauguration Day? Many History!
What Old Trash Did Biden Throw Out Once He Moved Into The White House?
Biden Team Slams Door On T---p Defense Holdovers, Will Clean This Sh*t Up Alone, Thanks.
Oval Office Missing Genocidal Maniac, Also Andrew Jackson Portrait
7 Bad Relationship Habits Therapists See All The Time! Tabs, Thurs., Jan. 21, 2021
Vice President Kamala Harris: Take Your 'No' And Shove It!
M-----a T---p Sends Ghostwritten F*ck-You Notes To White House Staff
Biden Just Deleted The Stupid Ahistorical Bullsh*ts Of T---p's '1776 Commission Report'
One Last Grift On His Way Out The Door
On Four Straight Years Of Never Calling That Hot Garbage 'President Trump'
Latinos For Trump Wants Election Tossed Because Congress DOES NOT EXIST
The Day Has Finally Arrived. Your All-Day Biden/Harris Inauguration Liveblog!
It's Your Virtual Joe Biden Inauguration Vendor Cart!
Nobody Wants To Come To Trump's Big Stupid Loser Send-Off Pity Party
Mitch McConnell Calls Biden ‘The People’s Choice,’ Calls Trump A Cab Out Of Washington
Maria Bartiromo So Mad Democrats In MAGA Panties Doing All These DC Attacks
Bill Barr Prefers Presidents Who Don’t Incite Riots
My Pillow Guy Dropped By Kohls, Picked Up By Dominion Voting's Lawyers
The Inside Story Of Trump's Delusional Three-Month Slide Into Outright Fascism And Eternal Loserdom!
If Liz Cheney’s Not Down With Trump’s Mob Insurrection, Why Is She Even A Republican?
QAnon Qooks May Try To Infiltrate National Guard
If This Pandemic Has Taught Us Anything, It Is That People Need Wages They Can Live On
Wonkette Agrees: No Intel Briefings For Seditious Twice-Impeached Garbage Ex-Presidents
Of All The Classless Trump A-Holes, We Think We'll Miss Melania Most Of All
Kayleigh McEnany Retires To Florida, Will Search For Real Killers Of Her Conscience
Why This Quirky TV Star Never Spoke On Sundays. Tabs, Tues., Jan. 19, 2021
Why Did It Take So Long For America To Fully Honor Dr. King?
Trump Trying To Stuff One More Of Devin Nunes's Idiots Under Desk At NSA Before He Leaves
Texas Insurrectionist Jenna Ryan Maybe Not Smartest Life Coach In World
Lindsey Graham Such A Piece Of Sh*t, He Gets His Own Sunday Show Roundup!
FBI Investigating 'Empathetic And Loving' Woman For Rioting, Stealing Nancy Pelosi's Laptop
Nothing Grifty About Trump's Coming Pardon-Palooza, No He'd Never!
If Marjorie Taylor Greene Can’t Have Twitter, The Socialists Will Win!
QAnon People Still Trusting The Plan, Two Days From Biden Inauguration
No Mask Can Protect You From Rand Paul’s Lethal Stupidity
No Big, FBI Just Worried About ‘Insider Attack’ During Biden Inauguration
Parler (Sort Of) Back Online, And Other News About The Absolute Worst Parts Of The Internet
Giuliani Thinks Trump Should Just Tell The Senate Why He Ordered The Code Red
10 Good Deeds Done By Satanists That Surprised Everyone! Tabs, Mon., Jan. 18, 2021
No, GOP, Dr. King Would’ve Also Wanted To Impeach The MFer
'Pro-Life' SCOTUS Justices Best Ever At Killing People
Woman Who Took Private Jet To Capitol Riots Will Have To Manage Her Life Coaching Website In Jail
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About 'Sedition' Except We Forgot Eugene Debs
Pillow Salesman Invited To White House To Advise President On Enacting Martial Law
Just Don't Talk About Nixon Around Donald Trump, OK?
Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 is Life's A Beach!
Trump Demands A Farewell Parade. A F*cking Parade!
What's Up With This 'Activist John' Guy At Capitol Riots? We Will Try To Explain.
Pennsylvania Vote-Frauder Guy Extra Super-Duper Stupid
QAnon Shaman Was Just Following Orders, He Can Have Pardon?
Introducing The MONEY FOR MERICA PLS JOE BIDEN Bill. It's Very Good!
Federalist Guy Did Not Move To Tennessee To Live With A Bunch Of Liberal Colonizers
We Think This Mikie Sherrill Story Might Be 'Bout To Blow The F*ck Up
Cheryl Ladd's Wife Is The Most Gorgeous Woman! Tabs, Fri., Jan. 15, 2021
Secret Service Would Take Bullet For Jared 'N' Ivanka, Not Allowed To Take A Sh*t In Their House
How Miserable Is President Impeachy McNoTweets Right Now? Maggie Haberman To The Rescue!
We Need 20,000 National Guard Troops For Trump's 'Peaceful' Transfer Of Power
Right-Wing Extremists Concerned Planned Attacks On State Capitols Could Be 'FBI Honeypots'
Peter Navarro And Maria Bartiromo Can't Stop, Won't Stop Telling Trump's Fascist Big Lie
Whom Are We Arresting For Capitol Rioting Today?
Gippers Whine About Metal Detectors, But Pelosi Grabs 'Em By The Wallet
Rep. Dan Crenshaw, On Break From Punching Antifa Cars, Cries That Impeachment Will Cause Division
Junior And Kim Guilfoyle Looking For New South Florida Suburb To Stink Up
Lindsey Graham Only Supports Impeachment For Seditious Blow Jobs, Not Violent Insurrections
Shame Terrorists Attacked The Capitol Because Sarah Huckabee Sanders Never Got Her Chicken Dinner
People Who Should Be Taught Some Manners As Soon As Possible! Tabs, Thurs., Jan. 14, 2021
Arizona GOP Knows The Real Antifa Is ... Cindy McCain????
Unqualified Woman Distantly Related To Donald Trump Ponders Her Next Big Political Move
Marco Rubio Wants Joe Biden To Send You $2000, And You BETTER NOT NEED ANYTHING ELSE
FBI Powerless Against White Terrorists Exercising Free Speech Right To Storm Capitol ... Wait, WHAT?
One-Day COVID Deaths A 9/11, Jonestown, Lockerbie 747 Bombing, AND School Shooting Of Your Choice
Oh No, Michigan AG To Witch-Hunt Rick Snyder Just For Poisoning Entire City Of Flint
Jim Jordan Graciously Concedes Biden Won Election Jordan Claims He Never Said He Stole
Metal Detectors At US Capitol: The Most Disgusting, Atrocious Thing Ever To Happen In America!
LET'S IMPEACH THE MOTHERF*CKER! AGAIN! RIGHT HERE IN THIS LIVEBLOG!
Plastic Surgery Outcomes That Changed Careers! Tabs, Wed., Jan. 13, 2021
Aryan Dumpster Fire Madison Cawthorn Only Told The Rubes To Threaten Congress *Lightly*, Y'all
TFW Europe Won't Meet The US Secretary Of State Because It's DONE With This Sh*t
What Is Felony Murder, And How Much Did The Capitol Rioter MAGA Assholes Commit It?
Let’s Talk About This Half-Assed ‘Orderly Transition’ Trump Promised
Donald Trump Was Too Busy Not Wanting Coup To Stop To Tell Traitors Having Coup To Stop
Terrorist Leader Emerges From Cave, Says IT WAS A PERFECT CALL!11!!!11!1
Lauren Boebert Sucks But Does She Suck Like Someone Who Supports The Mob During A Coup?
Kevin McCarthy Is The Hero Kevin McCarthy Needs Right Now
Conservatives Urge Biden To Cancel Impeachment Out Of Respect For Wee Feefees Of Armed Insurgents
Multiple Capitol Cops Suspended For Getting Too Friendly With Terrorists
Being Hunted In The Capitol Riot Not Enough? Congrats The GOP Just Gave You COVID!
Trump Spox Hogan Gidley, Put Your Yucky Trump Boner AWAY
Five Reasons You Should Consider Giving The New Year A Second Chance. Tabs, Tues., Jan. 12, 2021
Tasered Balls And No Fly Lists: A Quick, Buzzkilling Reality Check
No, The Internet Didn't Murder The First Amendment. It Finally Grew The Hell Up.
It's Your GOP Sunday Show Idiot Roundup, Post-Capitol Insurrection Edition!
Black Cops’ Blue Lives Didn’t Matter Much To Trump’s Mob
The Not-So-Tragic Fall Of Mike Pence
NY Post: Cop Killed By Trump Supporters Was Trump Supporter, Ergo ... Something
How Many Times Can We Impeach Trump Before Next Wednesday? We're 'Bout To Find Out!
'Stop The Steal' Organizer Needs $2K A Day To Hide From Witches
Melania Trump Extends Sympathy To Real Capitol Riot Victim, AKA Herself
Nancy Pelosi Ready To Impeach The MFer Again
GOP: Let’s Keep ‘Humoring’ Deranged Sociopath In White House, Because That’s Worked Out So Well
Parler CEO, Devin Nunes Feeling Oh So Sad And Lonely
Trump-Defending Republicans Call For UNITY, Because They Think We’re That Stupid
These Teens Have Net Worths Beyond Your Imaginations! Tabs, Mon., Jan. 11, 2021
Arnold Schwarzenegger Has Some Things To Say About Nazis, Swords, Donald Trump
Dominion Voting Releases The Kraken On Sidney Powell
White Trump Supporters Shocked To Learn That ‘Law And Order’ Might Apply To Them
Cruz And Hawley Disappointed In Biden For Tearing Country Apart, Noting Their Role In Attempted Coup
Patriot Just Picked Up Those Zip Ties, Yeah, Was Looking For A Cop To Give Them To, Yeah!
After De-Escalation Training, Newark Police Don't Fire A Single Shot In 2020
Does Trump's Twitter Ban Violate The Government's First Amendment Right To Compel Speech?
Maybe Trump SHOULDN'T Have Tried To Murder Congress? Food For Thought!
Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Is Shocked, Shocked Or What Is The Opposite Of That?
Trump Staffers Shed Fat Tears For Real Victims Of Capital Riots: Future Paychecks
Impeach The Motherf**ker Already, Again!
Josh Hawley To Sue Over Lost Book Deal For Tort Of 'Sowing Is Awesome But Reaping Sucks'
Fox News Weirdly Worried About Trump Supporters' Feeeeeelings Instead Of That Cop They Killed
Peggy Noonan Spits Poison On Trump, Hawley, Cruz Like One Of Those Frogs That Spits Poison
So WTF Happened With The National Guard And The Capitol Police?
Terrorists Who Stormed Capitol Getting Fired From Their Not-So-Blue-Collar Jobs
Idaho Dingus Who Stormed US Capitol Has Regrets, Lawyer
Oh, Guess 'Antifa Infiltrators' At Capitol Riot Were Decent USA-Loving Q Goons After All
We Are All Cussy Mad Joe Scarborough Right Now, So That's Annoying As Hell
TV Nerds Who Are Utter Bombshells Out Of Character! Tabs, Fri., Jan. 8, 2021
Chuck 'N' Nancy To VP Pence: Kick Him Out Or We'll Impeach The Motherf*cker Already
25th Who What Now? How Would That Work?
Meanwhile, In Ohio, It's Mandatory Jazz Funerals For Your Abortion
White House Staffers SHOCKED SHOCKED To Find Their Boss Is A Homicidal Maniac
Tin Foil And Q's Not Coming, Four Dead At Capitol
Rudy Giuliani Commits First Aggravated Chram-Pulling Of 2021
Nebraska Gov: Undocumented Meat Packers Won't Get Vaccine, Because Reasons
David Perdue, Kelly Loeffler Don’t Have To Go Home, But They Can’t Stay In The Senate
Mitt Romney Wants To Teach Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley How They Take Out The Trash In Utah
Royal Family Members Who Live Like ... Nah, Not Today. Tabs, Thurs., Jan. 7, 2021
Here Is Your Coup After Dark Liveblog! Or, Hopefully, The Opposite Of That
Trumpists Storm Capitol At Behest Of Dear Leader
Yep, Senator-Elect Jon Ossoff Sounds Pretty Damn Good
Oddio! Crackpots Now Convinced Italy Stole Election From Trump!
Is Georgia's Runoff Law Completely Racist, Or Just Kinda Racist?
How You Feelin' Today, Lindsey Graham And Ron Johnson? Like Sh*t? Good.
Let’s Give It Up For Senator-Elect Radical Liberal Rev. Raphael Warnock
Josh Hawley Candlelight Vigiled To Death By Antifa, But Don't Worry He Got Better
Celebrities Who Got Off Easy For Serious Crimes! Tabs, Wed., Jan. 6, 2021
Can You Hear Stacey Abrams Now??? ... GOOD.
Nation Waits On Results Of Big Georgia Public Service Commission Vote, Also Senate Runoff
Who Wants To Help Tucker Carlson And Lou Dobbs Work Through Their Feelings?
Pennsylvania Republicans Try Out Their Own Minor League Coup!
Look At These Nice Things In Recent Funding Bills! Just Look At Them!
New Rep. Lauren Boebert Takes Her Fake Glock To Washington
Another Day, Another Judge Kicks Trump In The D*ck
Scotland Tells Trump To Go Cry Somewhere Else, Loser
The Vaccine Rollout Is Going Just Great!
Literally All Former Defense Secretaries To Trump: Don't Even F*cking Try It
Wisconsin Pharmacist Who Sabotaged COVID-19 Vaccine More Upsetting Than You Even Knew
Whole Foods CEO Being A Dick Again
Guy Who Wants To Overthrow Government Claims His Magic BlueTooth Speakers Cure COVID-19
Georgia’s Gabriel Sterling Takes Scouring Pad, Bleach To Trump’s Lies For Half An Hour
GOP Reps Oppose Trump Coup, But Only For Stupidest, Most Un-American Reason
How To Stop Writing 2020 On All Your Checks. Tabs, Tues., Jan. 5, 2021
Trump Giving Devin Nunes Presidential Medal Of Freedom, But No Medals For Devin's Cow :(
DC Judge Has Had It With These MF'ing Election Suits In His MF'ing Court
Senate's Dumbest Republican Defends Title On 'Meet The Press'
A-Hole Pharmacist Arrested After Deliberately Spoiling COVID-19 Vaccine Doses On Christmas
MyPillow Guy Gonna Be Governor Of Minnesota Just As Soon As Trump Is Re-Elected
Trump A-Holes Ring In New Year With Some Ice, Ice COVID
Trump Lawyers F*ck Around And Find Out In Georgia
Lin Wood Rebranding QAnon With New 'Lizard Squad' Theory
Janet Yellen, Accomplished Woman, Made Money Talking. How Is That Legal?
Trump Insists Everyone Pulling Elaborate COVID-19 Death Prank To Make Him Look Bad
Can We Please Not Have A Paul Ryan Redemption Arc News Cycle?
Hey, Look! Republicans Who Might Almost Believe In Democracy!
Ted Cruz Can't Believe Everyone Being So Unchill About His Plan To Overturn Election
No Big, Just Trump Begging Georgia Secretary Of State To ‘Find’ Him 11,780 Votes
What Baristas Want You To Know Before Going To A Coffeeshop! Tabs, Mon., Jan. 4, 2021
Well Of Course The Nashville Bomber Was A Lizard People Guy
KKKelly Loeffler Keeps Up The Gross Lies About Raphael Warnock
Awkward! Proud Boys And Cops Have Very Public Breakup
Louie Gohmert Is Sorry, But He's Just Gonna Have To Kill Us All
Pro-Trump Lawyer Lin Wood Wants To Execute Pence, Thinks John Roberts Is Trafficking Kids
Wonkette's Weekly Top 10 Waves Hello To You, Goodbye To Trump's Bitch Ass Leaving
John Lewis Is Your 2020 — And Forever — Legislative Badass
Wonkette's 2020 Legislative Shitheel, You Are Senate's Dumbest Republican Ron Johnson!
2020: The Year We Motherf*ckin WON.
Now We Know What Rudy Giuliani's Chram Must Feel Like: A Sincere Wonkette Reflection On 2020