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Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The White Lady!
SHOCKER! Suspect Arrested In Idaho Murders Not Who TikTok Psychic Said It Would Be!
Weird How All The Militias Were Able To Crack Trump's Secret Call-To-Violence Code!
Jim Jordan, Other Douche Not Even In Charge Yet, Already Playing With Their Subpoenas
People Are Being Sent To Prison For 'Sounding Guilty' On 911 Calls
If Elon Musk Doesn't Take A Dookie, No One Takes A Dookie! By Elon Musk.
Trump Smart Again, Judging By All These Non-Existent Taxes
The Day Nixon Went To China We Mean The Coal Mine Safety Act
87-Page DCCC George Santos Oppo Report Somehow Missed All The Huge Lies!
A New Year's Resolution: Stop Clicking On Clickbait! Tabs, Fri., Dec. 30, 2022
Donald Trump Has Not Turned His Back On Me! He's Turned His Front Towards Himself! By Sean Hannity.
Guys They Caught Another Vote Frauder And BOY Are You Not Going To Believe This One!
January 6 Committee Reminds Us One Time Mike Pence Did Right Thing. Once.
January 6 Defendants Try Out Sovereign Citizen Arguments On Federal Judges
George Santos Also Lied About That. And That. And That. And Oh Yeah, That.
Peter Thiel's Right Stuff Dating App Going All Kinds Of Wrong
Oh No, Billionaires Have Lost So Many Billions Lately, How Will They Live It Is Quite Sad, Etc.
Home Renovations Aftermath! Tabs, Thurs., Dec. 29, 2022
Nevada Wingnut Militia Grifter Michele Fiore Now A Judge, F*ck It, Why Not
Biden's On A Beach! In America! While It's Snowing In Other Parts Of America!
The Fake Electors Plot As Basically Written By The Coen Brothers, Woodchipper Included
Brave Kansas Cops Save Dying Cancer Patient From Demon Weed, Symptom Relief
Official Documents Roasting On An Open Fire, Trump Nipping At Mark Meadows
Oh Joe Biden Doesn't Trust The Secret Service? NO SH*T?
Supreme Court Tells Joe Biden Only Trump Can Do That
Libs Of TikTok Bigot Has Solution For 'Evil' LGBTQ Folks, Do You Know What Kind Of Solution It Is?
George Santos Lied About Being Jew-ish Because He Loves The Jews So Much
Social Security Might Deny Your Disability Claim If You Could Be A Button Spindler Or Nut Sorter
Strict Rules The Kardashians Make Their Assistants Follow! Tabs, Wed., Dec. 28, 2022
Is Your Illegal Gun Range Oppressed? 'Moorish American' Sovereign Citizens Can Help!
January 6 Report: Trump Tried To Crime Boss State Legislators Into Stealing Election
Tyrant Joe Biden: Medicaid Docs Must Now Prescribe Kale
Ben Shapiro Knows As Much About Murder Mysteries As He Does Anything Else
Guess Southwest Airlines Picked Wrong Week To Stop Sniffing Glue
Hero Indiana Cops Find Kidnapped Baby After Black Women Literally Did All The Work
IVANKA AND JARED DID NOT BREAK UP WITH TRUMP, TRUMP BROKE UP WITH THEM!
George Santos Admits He 'Embellished' Few Million Things, Can He Go Congress Now?
Santa Putin Kidnaps Child's Father In Bizarre Russian Anti-LGBTQ Propaganda Video
January 6 Report Is Real, And It's Spectacular
We Don’t Love The Winter Weather
'Psychic' Sued By Professor She Baselessly Insists Killed Four People
Conspiracy Theorists Claim Not-Dead Reporter Died On Air From COVID Vaccine
Oh No, Does Jared Hate Trump Now?
The Real Reason McDonald's Cokes Taste So Good! Tabs, Mon., Dec. 26, 2022
Some Baked Stuffed Shrimp For Your Feast Of Seven Fishes, Or For Whenever
Wonkette Movie Matinee: Noted Christmas Movie 'Die Hard'
Wonkette Top Ten Stories Of The Week Are Festive AF
Wonkette Movie Night: 'A Charlie Brown Christmas' And 'Elf'
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Gingerbread Latte Martini!
Aw Darn, No Government Shutdown For Christmas!
In January 6 Deposition, Alex Jones Pleads Fifth, Forgets Own Name, Is Having A Bad Year
*Of Course* The 'OK Groomer' Contingent Voted Against Protecting Child Abuse Survivors
Trump Lawyers Were Surrounding Cassidy Hutchinson Like The Devil Witches In Rosemary's Baby
What's Hinky In Donald Trump's Taxes? Wouldn't YOU Like To Know!
Peggy Noonan Longs For Younger, Studlier Presidential Candidates
IVF, Bad Judges, And Rays Of Hope
Oh So Now It's A CRIME To Be A Filthy Bigot? Still No, But Ed Dept Investigating Anti-Gay Book Bans!
Idiots Blame Robot McDonalds On Texas's Famous $25 Minimum Wage
Is Allegedly Gay Congressman-Elect George Santos Even Gay, Named George?
Sam Bankman FREED On $250 Million Bond, Has To Live With Parents, Be Their Butler
7 Festive Christmas Content Ideas! Tabs, Fri., Dec. 23, 2022
Won't Someone Think Of All The Bigots Who Won't Be Invited To Christmas This Year?
The Day The Ranchers Murdered Chico Mendes
Sean Hannity Never Believed Those Election Lies He Flogged, What Do You Think He Is, An Idiot?
You Knew Tucker Carlson Would Blood Libel Jewish Ukraine President Zelenskyy Eventually!
Chick-Fil-A Restaurant Required To Pay Workers In Legal Tender, Not Chicken Tenders
Before The Current War On Drag Queens, There Was 'To Wong Fu, Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar'
Kyrsten Sinema: Why Does Every Democrat I Betray Betray Me?
Kari Lake's Madcap Election Denial Theatre Of The Absurd!
Henrietta Lacks's New Immortality: Replacing Robert E. Lee Statue In Virginia
Charlie Kirk, Donald Trump Jr Somehow Manage To Be Racist About Ukraine, Zelenskyy
Who Many People Think Is The Absolutely Worst Drummer! Tabs, Thurs., Dec. 22, 2022
Ukraine President Zelenskyy In Ur Congress, Pissing Off Ur Putinites
Trump Lawyers Know What Is A Crime And It Is Saying Donald Trump Did Crimes
Future Schlock: Even Our High Tech Facial-Recognition Nightmares Are Pissy And Stupid
Voters Aborted Judge Who Ruled Teen Girl 'Too Immature' For Abortion, So Ron DeSantis Promoted Him!
The IRS Must Have Forgotten To Audit Trump's Magnificent Taxes!
Was Trump Ethics Lawyer Sick The Day They Taught 'No Witness Tampering' In Law School?
Can't Fix The Border, Because How Would Republicans Scare All The Old People?
Only Two More Years Of Stories About DeSantis V. Trump!
Kevin Brady: Releasing Trump's Taxes Means We Could See Supreme Court Taxes Too. Oh ... No!
Baby Baby, There's A Gay Wedding At Amy Grant's House, STFU Franklin Graham, And To All A Good Night
The Salty Secrets To The Best Appetizers! Tabs, Wed., Dec. 21, 2022
US Postal Service To Go Electric, Like Dylan At Newport
Alex Jones Bankruptcy Continues To Be Sh*tshow Dumpster Fire
House Republicans Declare War On Slightly Less Awful Senate Republicans
How Deranged Are The White Fascists Getting About Drag Queens? This Deranged.
Why Is A Florida High School English Teacher Trying To Ban Books? Could It Be ... She's Racist?
Donald Trump Rants About Double Jeopardy. Or Maybe Final Jeopardy? Could Be Double Cheeseburgers!
Mask Up, Dummies. Covid's Still Here.
US Government Simultaneously Very Good And Very Bad At Killing People
Biden White House To Anti-LGBT Fox News Trolls: Here's How You Can F*ck Yourselves!
It's Turkey Lurkey Time So May All Your Holiday Wishes Come True! Tabs, Tues., Dec. 20, 2022
Someone Who Loves Mike Pence Should Tell Him He's Never Gonna Be President
It's Your Special Holiday Sunday Show Rundown!
Biden Admin. Declares Housing A Human Right, Announces Plan To End Homelessness
What To Expect When You're Expecting A Criminal Referral For Donald Trump
GOP Rep-Elect George Santos Might've Made Up His Resume, Whole Life
Sorry, You Haven't Seen The Last Of Kari Lake
Mr. Kinzinger Leaves Washington
Trump Supports Kevin McCarthy For Speaker. Now You Know He's Doomed.
Elon Musk Briefly Tries To Trap Twitter Users On Sinking Ship
How The Evolution Of Domestic Cats Traces The History Of Colonization! Tabs, Mon., Dec. 19, 2022
Wonkette Weekend Chat Has Too Many Christmas Trees
Who Wants Kyrsten Sinema's Stinky Old Stilettos?
Wonkette Movie Night: 'How The Grinch Stole Christmas' And 'Bad Santa'
Iowa 'Psychic' Barred From Magically Healing People After Client's Death
Justice Department Finally Ends Racist Crack/Powder Cocaine Sentencing Disparity
Let's Cut Child Poverty Again. Expanding The Child Tax Credit Works!
Tom Cotton Rips**t Furious About Reporters Reporting, Will Send Them To Gitmo Or Maybe Fayetteville
Wonkette Top Ten Stories Of The Week Are Feeling Smurfy
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Hot Buttered Rum!
Nice Alabama Ladies Feeding, Spaying Feral Cats convicted of CRIMING
Alex Jones Is No Peasant, Cannot Possibly Live On $10K Per Week, He Tells Bankruptcy Court
QAnon's Favorite 'Anti-Trafficking' Org May Partner With Twitter
What's In The Omnibus Spending Bill? What IS The Omnibus Spending Bill? WHY Is ... You Get It
Hey Baby, It's Me, Measles. Thanks For Taking Me Back, I've Missed You!
Nope, Sorry, It's STILL Not Okay To Charge 10-Year-Olds As Adults
Use These New John Lewis Postage Stamps To Write To Congress!
Joe Biden Also Too Has Some MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENTS
Elon Out-Losers Trump On Same Day Trump Starts Selling Own Fake Superhero Pokémon Cards
These Foods Are Scientifically Proven To Make You Happier! Tabs, Fri., Dec. 16, 2022
Rudy Giuliani Not Out Of Order, THESE MARK MEADOWS COUP TEXTS ARE OUT OF ORDER!
White House Press Briefing Shares Update On 5G Wireless Internet Gremlins In COVID Boosters
In VRY SMRT Move, California Utility PG&E Sh*tcans Fire Prevention People
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT: Maggie Haberman And CNN Pals Can't Stop Clowning On Irrelevant Loser Trump
Georgia Republicans So Mad Genteel Election-Stealing Methods Of Yesteryear Not Working Anymore
MyPillow Guy Demanding Ronna McDaniel DEBATE MEEE! On Steve Bannon's Show, RNC Race Going Swell
Texas AG Probably Had Real Good Reason To Demand List Of Trans Folks
Sorry, Mitch, It’s Not GOP ‘Candidate Quality.’ You Guys Just Suck.
16 Ways To Transform Leftover Buttermilk! Tabs, Thurs., Dec. 15, 2022
Ten Years After Sandy Hook And America Remains Broken
Trump Lawyer Christina Bobb Promises Kari Lake Lawsuit Is First Step Back To White House For Trump
Trump Make-Believing He Is Superman Again, Bless His Heart
Oregon Gov Kate Brown Pulls Plug On Death Penalty
Jesse Watters Ends 'Woke Schools' By Interviewing This One Lady Dressed As A Cat
Fox News Having One Million Rage-Gasms Over Drag Queens At White House, Because Of Course
Brett Kavanaugh And Sonia Sotomayor BOTH Partied With Partisans (Except For Sonia Sotomayor)
DHS Knew Trump Supporters Were Headed To DC With Guns, Didn't Bother To Mention It, NBD
COVID Vaccines Have Saved 3 Million Lives In US, If You Believe 'Science'
LA's Kevin De Leon Fistfighting Constituents Now, It's All Going Just Super!
Arizona Governor Ends 'Border Crisis' By Throwing Old Shipping Containers At It
Tucker Begging Elon To Leak Twitter DMs Proving Russia INNOCENT!
BREAKING: Old Handsome Joe Biden Old. Still Running For President!
What Is Aperitivo Hour? Discover And Enjoy Italy's Happy Hour! Tabs, Wed., Dec. 14, 2022
Last-Minute-ish Christmas Stuff From Our Favorite Publicists To You!
Ron DeSantis Creates 'Florida Man' CDC, Gonna Sue All The Vaccines
Tuesday White House Press Briefing, Learn Things!
What's Your Neighborhood Doing To Fight Climate Change?
Elon Musk Wants To Lock Up Dr. Fauci For Crimes Against Covid
Elon Musk Dispatches Howler Monkeys To Drive Former Employee From His Home
Go To Jail, Crypto Weirdo Sam Bankman-Fried, Go To Jail FOREVER
Where The White American Girl Dolls At?
Marjorie Taylor Greene KIDDING When She Said She Could Do Better J6 Than J6-ers, LEARN A JOKE!
NYC May Soon Bar Employers From Firing People For No Reason
Time To Launch The 'Beat Kyrsten Sinema' Campaign
Hey, What If We Didn't Let Hedge Funds Buy Up All The Houses?
This New Social Media Site Is Just Like Twitter But Totally Not Twitter! Tabs, Tues., Dec. 13, 2022
Kyle Rittenhouse Wishes People Were Held Accountable For Their Actions. That's It, That's The Joke.
Monday White House Press Briefing Is Must-See TV!
Fake Degree Scheme Led To CA Cops Getting Investigated For Every Crime On Earth
Big Lie-Promoting GOP Rep. Doing Big Lies About Flags In Trash Cans Now
Trump Special Master Case Dismissed For Being Rancid Dumpster Fire Unrelated To Facts Or Law
It's Your Very Captive Sunday Show Rundown!
Butt Plugs And Insurrection: The Marjorie Taylor Greene Story
They're Shutting Off Your Power! Please Give Your Last Dime To Tim Scott!
Rightwing 'Patriots' Still Acting Like Racist Scumbags Over Brittney Griner
4 Hanukkah Cocktails You Need To Make This Year! Tabs, Mon., Dec. 12, 2022
Wonkette Weekend Chat Probably Won’t Kill You If You Wish Us Merry Christmas
Good Thing Twitter Is Politically Unbiased Now
Wonkette Movie Night: King Kong
Two Wrongly Convicted Georgia Men Freed After 25 Years In Prison For Crime That Never Happened
Olive Garden Manager Fired For Demanding Employees Bring Their Dead Dogs To Work
Elon Musk Begs Elton John To Stay On Twitter, Don't Go Breakin' His Heart
Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Are Fishing For Compliments
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Mele Kalikimaka!
Surprise! Corporate Greed Driving Inflation — Not Mean Workers Who Won't Work For Pennies
When Is It Okay To Get A Hostage Back From Russia: A Wonkette Flowchart!
Republicans Humiliating Kevin McCarthy Some More, But It's Okay, He Likes It!
Can Pregnant Employees Pee? How Much Is An Abortion? What Even Are 'Words'?
Hi, I'm Kyrsten Sinema And I've Left The Democrats! Aren't All My Wigs Pretty?
How Do You Solve A Problem Like Sinema Without Her Wishing You Into The Cornfield?
We Made The AI Write Stephen Miller's Dutiful Prince Hallmark Movie, Because F*ck It, Whatever
Laura Ingalls Wilder's Life Story Is Disturbing! Tabs, Fri., Dec. 9, 2022
Trump DNI Ric Grenell SO MAD Germany Arresting German (Alleged, Attempted) Terrorists
After Getting Spanked In GA Runoff, Republicans Wonder: Is Early Voting *Good* Actually?
Florida SOB Who Wrote 'Don't Say Gay' Law Indicted For Buncha Felonies, Thoughts And Prayers
Nice Time! House Passes Marriage Equality Protection, Happy Gay Christmas!
Moore v Harper Oral Hearings: Democracy Maybe Only MOSTLY Dead!
Jesse Watters Knows What Teenage Girls Like
Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse Votes With The Fishes
Which Sucker Wants Ronna McDaniel’s Cursed Chalice, Wrong Holy Grail RNC Chair Job?
Mark Halperin Has Not Rubbed His Wanger On Any Staffer Since 'Centrist' Group 'No Labels' Hired Him
Trump Had MORE Stolen Classified Docs In Storage Unit Out By The Highway? You Lie!
Oh Damn, Joe Biden Is Bringing Brittney Griner Home
Fix Your Annoying Rainbow Six Extraction Connection Errors Now! Tabs, Thurs., Dec. 8, 2022
San Francisco Hits Pause Button On Killer Robots ... FOR NOW
'Twitter Files' Wasn't Dumb Enough, So Musk And Taibbi Bringing In Ringer Bari Weiss
Woke Libraries Won't Let Kirk Cameron Groom Kids With Anti-LGBTQ+ Hate, How RUDE!
Germany Arrests 25 In QAnon-Fueled Coup Plot, Proving America Does Too Still Export Stuff
Special Counsel Jack Smith Drops Subpoenas As Trumpland Realizes This Sh*t Is BAD
Laura Ingraham Trying To Find Guy Who Did This, Should Prob Just Go Beat Up Hannity
South Carolina’s Number One, In Democratic Primaries At Least!
Where Have All The Brave Republican Cowboys Gone?
Wonkette: Because We're AGAINST Inciting Bomb Threats At Hospitals For Kids!
Big Day At Supreme Court As It Hears Case Of 'Democracy v. LOL'
Trump Organization Guilty On All Counts As Trump Continues Having Week He Deserves
Rev Sen Raphael Warnock Sends Herschel Walker Back To Texas
Architectural Buildings That Are Unique And Real! Tabs, Dec. 7, 2022
I'm Dreaming Of A Wonkristmas (Sun., Dec. 18!)
Capitol Cops To Mitch McConnell: Aaayyyyy, Go F*ck Yourself
Meet Star Witness Of Rudy Giuliani Law License Follies: Some Rando Uber Driver, He Ain't Know
Hero Tampa Police Chief Resigns After Trying To Bribe Her Way Out Of Traffic Ticket
Wouldn't It Be Nice If This Georgia Runoff Roundup Were Our Last Post About Herschel Walker?
No-Fun Senate Republicans Won't Impeach Biden, Probably Don't Even Want To See Hunter's Dick
'Not Wanting Mike Pence To Be Murdered' =/= 'Democrats Loooove Mike Pence," AINSLEY.
Kroger-Albertsons Merger: It's Not A Crime If You Loot *Yourself*
Putin Signs Newer, Nastier 'Don't Say Gay' Law. Ron DeSantis, U Up?
Kid Who Played Alfalfa Now Actual President Of He-Man Woman Haters Club
Samuel Alito Just Wants To Protect Black Santa From Kids In Klan Outfits
Why ‘Beatles For Sale’ Is An Underrated Christmas Album. Tabs, Tues., Dec. 6, 2022
DONALD TRUMP DID NOT SAY TERMINATE THE CONSTITUTION YOU DID
It's Your Constitutionally Suspended Sunday Show Rundown!
Florida Cop Fatally Shoots Friend While Playing With Loaded Gun Like A Fool
All This Ye Drama Is Tearing MAGAland To Shreds
Little Marco Rubio Thinks You Want To Read His Big Dumb Memoir
Bigots A Little Too Excited Drag Show Canceled After Attack On North Carolina Power Station
Republicans Big Mad At Vegetables Again
Do You Know Who Chris Christie’s Niece Is?
Obama Dunks On Herschel Walker For America!
Trump Just Declaring War On Constitution, US Democracy, As He Does
Gift Baskets For The Foodies In Your Life This Christmas! Tabs, Mon., Dec. 5, 2022
Wonkette Weekend Chat Holiday Fire Sale!
Let's Buy Some Sh*t From Our Friends And Neighbors! Part Deux!
Wonkette Movie Night: Dr. Strangelove
'Alpha Male' Revives Six-Year-Old Starbucks Boycott In Bid To Win War On Christmas
Evil Conspiracy Violated James Woods' Right To Put Hunter Biden's Dick On Twitter
Washington, DC Planning To Get On The 'Free Bus' Bus!
Wonkette Top Ten Stories Will Live Forever
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Vodka Shots!
One Abortion Rights Bad News Vs. Two Abortion Rights Good Newses, And We'll Take What We Can Get!
Trump Judges Eviscerate Trump's Judge, Diss His Lawyers, Sh*tcan His Special Master
Job Growth Continues Strong, Which Is Somehow Terrible, Or Perfectly Fine Maybe
I'm Lindsey Graham And I Am Beggin' You To Vote For This Very Sick Fella!
If Railroad Workers Can 'Tank The Economy,' Perhaps They Deserve Sick Days?
Newt Gingrich: Do Not Misunderestimate Joe Biden's Brilliant Capacity For Eeeevil
DONALD TRUMP DOES NOT NEED A BABYSITTER YOU NEED A BABYSITTER
Chris Cillizza Laid Off By CNN: Bad News For Joe Biden?
The Thrilling Countdown To Arbor Day Begins Now! Tabs, Fri., Dec. 2, 2022
Kanye Goes Too Nazi For Alex Jones, So That Happened
How Can Haters Enjoy America With All This Legal Gay Marriage Going On?
Joe Biden Pledges To Protect Nevada's Sacred Tribal Lands, Hell Yeah
Another Day, Another Disturbing Herschel Walker Scandal
Elon Musk Offers To Take Morning Off From Sh*tposting To Put Chip In Your Brain
Merveilleux! Magnifique! It's A Joe Biden/Emmanuel Macron Press Conference!
Can Dr. Oz Sneak Back To His Snake Oil Hustling TV Career?
Will Spineless Jelly Man Kevin McCarthy Actually Become Next Speaker Or Nah?
Congratulations, Hakeem Jeffries, On Becoming Nancy Pelosi!
Filthy Vote Suppressors Jacob Wohl And Jack Burkman Sentenced To Register Voters
OF COURSE Marjorie Taylor Greene Denounces Nick Fuentes. OF COURSE.
Fine, Here's The White House Press Briefing You DEMANDED
Racers, Start Your Conspiracy Theories! Cars Rented By Secret Service Burn Up After Biden Trip
Trump Too Busy Hanging With Nazis To Help Herschel Walker Lose GA Runoff, We Guess
LIVE: Biden And Harris At The White House Tribal Nations Summit. Learn Things!
Trump Gets Round-The-Clock Babysitters To Make Sure He Doesn't Invite Any More Nazis To Dinner
Just Look At Kevin McCarthy Making A Fool Of Himself For Donald Trump
Oath Keepers Top Oaf GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY Of Seditious Conspiracy In January 6 Attacks
Some Republicans Boldly Declare Nazis Bad. Others Yell ‘Ilhan Omar!’
Why Clickbait Headlines Do More Harm Than Good. Tabs, Wed., Nov. 30, 2022
Let's Watch The Senate Protect Marriage Equality!
LIVE: President Brags-A-Lot Doing Some Bragging
Elon Musk Picks Fight With Apple, Tim Cook. That’s How Bad He Is At This.
Arizona County Fights 'Fraud' With Threat To Disenfranchise Own (Republican) Voters
Trump Official Goes On CNN To Explain Discrimination To Don Lemon
AZ Gov Loser Kari Lake Slowly Fading Away, Still Whining About Election She Lost
The Mistake That Still Haunts Kim Kardashian. Tabs, Tues., Nov. 29, 2022
Mike Lindell Will Go 'Pillow-a-Pillow' With Ronna Romney McDaniel For RNC Crown
Sunday Show Republicans Cowards About Trump's White Supremacist Playdate, Also Other Things Too
Elon Musk Pretty Sure Ron DeSantis Sensible Centrist Free Speech Champion America Needs
Press Briefings Are Back, God Bless Us Everyone!
Buffalo Gunman Pleads Guilty To Hate Crimes, Will Spend Rest Of Life In Prison
House To Consider Treating Pregnant Inmates With Basic Human Decency
It's The Holidays At The White House, Here's First Lady Dr. Jill Biden!
Texas Resident Herschel Walker Tells Young Georgia Voters To Go F*ck Themselves
Trump Seems Terrified Of New Special Counsel, Happy Holidays, MFer!
Republicans Not So Sure Ronna McDaniel’s Big Loser Energy Best Fit For RNC
Trump Has Pre-Thanksgiving Dinner With Anti-Semite Ye, Holocaust Denier Nick Fuentes
Gravy Facial? Our Testers Gobbled It Up! Tabs, Mon., Nov. 28, 2022
Joe Biden Ruins War On Christmas For Fox News
Wonkette's Movie Night Is A SCIENCE FICTION DOUBLE FEATURE!
Wonkette’s Top Ten Stories Are Singing The Left Side Of The Menu
Welcome To Wonkette Thanksgiving Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Cold Turkey!
Let's Buy Some Sh*t From Our Friends And Neighbors!
What To Do With All That Leftover Thanksgiving?
It's Wonkette Happy Hour (Again), With This Morning's Cocktail, Irish Coffee!
Eat This Leftover Stuffing Strata For Every Meal For The Rest Of Your Life Or Until It Is Gone
Wholesome American Guts: Your William S. Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer 2022
Happy Thanksgiving, Now Get The F*ck Out!
It's A Bonus Wonkette Happy Hour, With A Thanksgiving Chocolate Martini!
This Real Recipe From Rush Limbaugh Has Jello, Stuffed Olives, And Miracle Whip In It
The Jell-O Recipe That Mamie Eisenhower Used To Win The Cold War
Betty Ford's Chocolate Cake Thing Involves A Lot Of Sleeping And Hanging Out In The Freezer
Y'all Are Eatin' Collard Greens Up In Here; Or, Vegetables Are Better With Bacon
Put Thanksgiving In Your Mouth With Grown-Up Baked Mac And Cheese, For Grown-Ups
(PSSST *Grandma* Wonkette's Pineapple Orange Cranberry Sauce Is Better, Actually)
Put Some Food On Your Family With Aunt Wonkette's Real Cranberry Business
Making Thanksgiving 'Monkey Bread' With Nancy Reagan
Things You're Doing Wrong With Puff Pastries! Tabs, Wed., Nov. 23, 2022
Volodymyr Zelenskyy Gives Chef José Andrés Nice Award, All World's Best Humans Are In This Post
Vogue Got To See Naomi Biden’s Wedding Dress, Rest Of Media Didn't AND JOE BIDEN WILL PAY
Gisele Fetterman Is Fox News’s Next Top AOC, Michele Obama, Hillary Clinton, Etc ...
Is Sam Alito Leakier Than Dollar Store Depends? Or Is He Just Totally Corrupt?
'Second Amendment Sanctuary' County Let Colorado Springs Shooter Keep Guns After Threat
Democrat Kris Mayes Just A Recount Away From Clobbering Trumpy Republican In AZ AG Election
Mike Pompeo's F*ck Marry Kill: China, Putin, Teachers Union Head Randi Weingarten
Arizona Republican Demands Election She Won Be Overturned
Why Christmas Gave Thanksgiving Custody Of ‘Baby It’s Cold Outside.’ Tabs, Tues., Nov. 22, 2022
Trump So Far Resistant To Invitation To Return To Twitter, Roll Around In Elon's Musk
Herschel Walker Just Wondering Why Raphael Warnock Canceled Archie Bunker
Some Sunday Show BS With Mike Pence (And Also Some Paul Ryan Too!)
Nation's Fascist Elite Ditch Trump To Support Ye For President
Serious Media Real Mad Joe Biden’s Granddaughter Got Married Without Them
Bigots Pretty Sure They Are The Real Victims Of Colorado Shooting
Wholesome Christian Hate Group Wants FDA To De-Approve Abortion Pill
Colorado Springs Shooting Comes As Right-Wing Escalating War On LGBTQ People, Probably A Coincidence
AZ Gov Race Loser Kari Lake Still Refusing To Concede Race She Lost Like Loser
17+ Fascinating Architectural Discoveries That Will Leave You Speechless! Tabs, Mon., Nov. 21, 2022
Wonkette Weekend Chat: Thanksgiving Holiday Kickoff Edition!
It Would Be Great If The TSA Stopped Treating Disabled Passengers Like Crap
Wonkette Movie Night: Booksmart
Election Conspiracy Theorists Insist Dems Even Stole The Elections They Lost
Trump, MTG And Bannon All Seem Very Confused About This Special Counsel Thing
Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Want To Engage With You
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Brandy Alexander!
GOP Threatening To Quit Trump, For Real You Guys, Please Stop Laughing
Joe Biden Asks Supreme Court To Let Him Forgive Student Loans, If That's Not Too Much Trouble
Kenneth Eugene Smith Is Not Dead (Yet)
What Does Kevin McCarthy Have To Do To Get You Into An Aboveground Pool Today?
Repro Rights Roundup: Turns Out Those Pre-Roe Bans Weren't Very Thought Through
Federal Judge Stops DeSantis's 'Stop WOKE' Law, Because ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING HIM
Democrats Flip Pennsylvania House Too!
Marjorie Taylor Greene Gives Putin Preview Of What It's Gonna Be Like Come January
Elon Musk At 'Paranoid' Stage Of Howard Hughes, Pee Bottles To Follow At Unknown Time
Uh Oh, There's A New Disney Movie With Gayness In It. You Know What Happens Now.
20 Bizarre Facts About Redheads That Are Undeniably True! Tabs, Fri., Nov. 18, 2022
This Sunday, Quebec Cite! Voulez Vous Fete Avec Moi, Wonkette?
Pelosi Solemnly Passes Dem Leadership To 'New Generation' As GOP Colleagues Make Armpit Farts
Ben Shapiro Being F*ckin' Weirdo About Senate Gay Marriage Vote, Don't Faint
Virginia Deletes Martin Luther King Jr. From History Standards, But It Was An ACCIDENT!
That'll Do, Madam Speaker. That'll Do.
Republicans Prepare To Ratf*ck Biden. Democrats Prepare To Kick Kevin McCarthy In The Nuts.
Jake Tapper Tells Mike Pence It's OK To Be Angry At Trump
Karen Bass Elected Mayor Of Los Angeles, Beats $100 Million Loser
Herschel Walker Knows Which Is Better, Vampires Or Werewolves, Do You Know?
Senate Really About To Protect Gay Marriage, Honest To F*ckin God
7 Hawaiian Thanksgiving Recipes To Make This Year! Tabs, Thurs., Nov. 17, 2022
Elon Musk Wants Twitter Engineers To Go 'Hardcore'
Shorter Raphael Warnock: No Phone-A-Friends, Herschel Walker, What Are Your Kids' Names?
New York Times: Sneaky Democrats Made Donald Trump Back Whackjob Losers
Batboy vs Turtle: Rick Scott Thinks He's Going To Take Out Mitch McConnell
Trump Spox Idiot Pretty Sure Refusing To Air Trump's Million-Hour Babble Speech Is UNCONSTITUTION
Matt Walsh Having Heart Palpitations Because US Men's Soccer Team Doing Gay Rainbow Flag Thingie
Georgia Judge Bans Abortion Ban
Tips For Eating At A Restaurant Alone! Tabs, Wed., Nov. 16, 2022
Joe Biden Wants You To Grab Some Heavy Equipment And Get To Work! It's Infrastructure Year!
Tulsi Gabbard Fails Way Through Midterm Endorsements, Lands At Fox News!
You Know Who ELSE Cost Eli Lilly Billions Of Insulin Dollars??
Guy Who Loses A Lot Announcing 2024 Loser Plans Tonight
Hey, Lame-Duck Congress! How About Ending The Stupid Debt Limit While You Still Can?
Ted Cruz Hates Mitch McConnell For Losing Midterms, Should Probably Hate Himself Instead
Democrats In Ur State Legislatures, Flippin' Ur Houses. And Senates.
Judge Boxwine Can't Believe Abortion Just Fell Out Of The Sky And Won The Midterms!
Mother-In-Law Nightmares! Tabs, Tues., Nov. 15, 2022
Elon Musk Will Solve Twitter By Selling YOU, YES, YOU A Rocket Ship
Racist Texas Teacher Pretty Sure He's Just Saying What Everyone Else Is Thinking
Look At These Twerps Who Ruined Student Loan Forgiveness For Everybody
Navajo Communities Get Electricity For First Time, Oh No It's Government Spending!
Sunday Show Republicans Monday-Morning Quarterbacking Being LOSERS
McConnell Could Have Shivved Trump. Now Trump's Shivving The GOP.
Anti-Feminist Lady Brags About Husband Who Makes Her Feel Like Garbage
We Need More Dems Who Talk Sh*t Like Rep. Ruben Gallego
Toledo Cancels Everyone's Medical Debt. Good Job, Toledo!
Being Aroused After The Gym! Tabs, Mon., Nov. 14, 2022
Wonkette Weekly Live Chat: All Girls Revue II
Dems Keep Control Of The Senate And Republicans Are ... In Disarray?
Wonkette Movie Night: Animal House!
AOC Won't Even Even Try On Lovely Hair Shirt Chris Wallace Bought For Her
Dem Secretary Of State Candidates Beat Kooky Republicans In Nevada, Arizona
Dejected Conservative Compares Republicans To 'Battered Wives'
Why Don't You Come Up And See Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Sometime?
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Clover Club!
Fine Here Is Your Bloody Kurt Vonnegut, Tenth Anniversary (And His Hundredth Birthday!) Edition
Twitter Blue 'Paused' After Thing Everyone Said Would Happen Happened
Hey What's Up In Canada Eh? A Roond-Up!
Will Supreme Court 'Increase Domestic Supply Of Infants' By Stealing Native American Babies?
Repro Rights Roundup: Now Let's Have EVERY State Vote On Abortion
Trump Confesses To Crimes He *Might Not* Have Even Done This Time, Stealing Florida Edition!
Wait A Minute, School MASK MANDATES Reduced COVID SPREAD, WHAAAAAAT??????
Gross Gov. Kevin Stitt Asks God To Have His Way With Oklahoma
Maine Won't Have Paul LePage Or Pals D-Money, Smoothie, Shifty To Kick Around Anymore. Again.
Donald Trump Jr. Is Very Mad At You People For Not Electing Republicans
This Wedding Photographer Was Not Expecting This Wedding Photo! Tabs, Fri., Nov. 11, 2022
Colorado Voters Give EVERYBODY Eat — At School, At Least
Alex Jones Adds Another Half Billion Dollars To His Free Speech Tab
There Is A Flaw In Jesse Watters's 'Marry Women So They Vote Republican' Plan
Fox News Afternoon Bros Wilding Out Over Midterms, Thoughts And Prayers To All Them
Anti-LGBTQ School Board Candidates Drown In Own 'Red Wave'
How Did Workers Do In This Election? Quite Well In Places That Aren't Tennessee!
Don't Know Who Needs To Hear This, But The Sonic In Rifle, Colorado, Has A Job Opening
Michigan Unf*cks Its Maps And Democracy Happens
Are You OK, New York Times? Do You Need A Policeman Or A Grownup?
Shows You Need To Watch If You Love Sex Lives Of College Girls! Tabs, Thurs., Nov. 10, 2022
Joe Biden Talks Midterms, Will Not Have To Say He Took Any Thumpin'
Sarah Palin A Total Loser. Again.
Two Good Posts Sh*tting On Electoral Kiss-Of-Death Loser Donald Trump Deserve Another!
Looks Like GOP Governor Candidates Picked The Wrong Election Day To Go MAGA
Trump Declaring Five Minutes After Boning GOP Senate Hopes? Don’t Threaten Us With A Good Time!
Slavery Banned! (In Some States, Anyway)
Abortion-Loving Americans Tell Samuel Alito To Eat Bag Of Dicks, WITH VOTES
Hey, Let's Re-Meet Wes Moore, Now That He's Maryland's Governor-Elect!
The Most Disturbing Age Gaps In Movie Kissing Scenes! Tabs, Wed., Nov. 9, 2022
It's The Most Wonderful Night Of The Year (OR ELSE): Liveblogging The 2022 Midterm Elections!
Here's Kari Lake Being A Fascist Asshole, In Case You Needed One Last Nudge To Vote
Pennsylvania GOP, Court Demand Counties Finish Counting Ballots Before They're Allowed To Start
Michigan Town Votes On Whether To Have Library At All If That Means LGBTQ+ Books Still Exist
Meghan McCain Writes Election Day Manifesto For White Women, Keeps Forgetting To Type 'White'
44 Million Americans Have Already Voted. That's One Big Hairy Deal!
When Just About Everyone Decided 'Burning Rivers' Was *Bad*
Trump Lawyers Share Legal Analysis Of 2024 Race And It Is STAY IN FLORIDA, RON DESANTIS!
Hollywood's Worst Chris Endorses LA's Worst Mayoral Candidate
Joe Biden Shamelessly Tells Voters What Republicans Promise To Do To Social Security!
MyPillow Guy Running Crimestoppers Desk For Election Day, Democracy Is Under Control
30+ Distasteful Home Decor Ideas! Tabs, Tues., Nov. 8, 2022
Midterm Polls May Be Accurate Or They May Not, Please Drink Accordingly
Trump Incites Mob Against Judge Who Won't Let Him Do More Frauding. UNFAIR!
Herschel Walker Admits Student Loan Forgiveness Already Stimulating Economy
Last White House Presser Before The Midterms!
Tom Cotton Not Running For President, Not That Anyone Asked
Let's Enjoy Rick Scott's Incompetence One More Time Before The Midterms
Republicans Scared They're Going To Lose ... Oklahoma?
Trump Already Demanding Republican House Impeach Biden Eleventy Billion Times
Pennsylvania Woman Reports Rape To Cops, Gets Arrested For Prostitution
Twitterpocalypse Continues/Is Delayed For A Few Days
And That Was The Moment I Realized ... I'm Dating An Idiot! Tabs, Mon., Nov. 7, 2022
Gwyneth Paltrow Has Some $75 Poop She Would Like To Sell You
Trump Debuts Snazzy New Nickname For New Archnemesis Ron DeSantis
Some Good Things Come To An End, But Never Wonkette
Wonkette Movie Night: This Is Spinal Tap
Lizard People (Probably) Ban David Icke From Most Of EU
Ghouls On Florida's Medical Board Voted Yes On Cruelty To Trans Kids
Media Decides 'Suburban Women' Suddenly Love GOP, Is Very Very Wrong
Don't Hate Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Because They Are Beautiful
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Whiskey Fix For the Femme Fatale!
Dan Crenshaw Says Colleagues Don't Believe Trump Won, Just Coddling The Babies Who Do
Ron DeSantis Is STRONGER THAN *GOD*
Jim Jordan's Thousand Page Manifesto Just Reads 'All Work And No Play Makes Hunter Biden A Dull Boy'
Joe Biden's Economy Once Again Adds More Jobs Than Expected, Not Bad Huh?
Joe Rogan *Somehow* Can't Track Down Source Of His Litterbox Nonsense
Peggy Noonan Takes Hayride, Eats Pills, Wonders How A Headless Man Can Speak
Oklahoma! How Did We Forget Oklahoma!
Looks Like John Fetterman Is Now One Of Oprah's Favorite Things
Repro Rights Roundup: Hypocrisy, Homicidal Maniacs And Why You Really Better Vote Next Week
Clever Ron DeSantis Timed Gas Tax 'Holiday' To End Week Before Midterms. Damn You Biden!
40+ Photos Of Greedy And Messy Cats! Tabs, Fri., Nov. 4, 2022
Brian Kilmeade Just Wants To Know If Everybody Who Asks 'Where's Nancy?' Is A Terrorist Now
Obviously Innocent Richard Glossip Gets Stay Of Execution
Oath Keeper Loser After January 6: Wouldn't It Be Great If We'd Killed Nancy Pelosi?
In Shockingly Partisan Speech, Joe Biden Defends 'Voting,' Condemns Lies, Violence
Elon Musk, Twitter Conservatives Confused About What Corporations Are
Tucker So Mad Tyrant Joe Biden Executing Everyone For Questioning Brazilian Election Results
LOL Fox News Forgot To Screen Out Libs In 'Ohio Voters Panel.' Bet They Don't Do That Again!
Herschel Walker Doesn't Even Know Barack Obama, Definitely Did Not Get Him Pregnant
The 23 Best Socially Responsible Investment Funds! Tabs, Thurs., Nov. 3, 2022
How Does New Hampshire GOP Senate Idiot Don Bolduc Know You're Not Using A Litterbox RIGHT NOW?
Trump Judge Rethinks Order, Decides Menacing Voters With Guns Is *Bad Actually*
In Tommy Tuberville's Great Replacement Theory, Theory Greatly Replace YOU!
Take Your 'Border Crime Wave' Bullsh*t Back To Breitbart And Stuff It, Says Texas Lawman
Georgia Republicans Making Sure No One 'Suspicious' Votes On Their Watch!
Supreme Court Declines To Punch Lindsey Graham's Get Out Of Testimony Free Ticket
GOP Creep Running For Wisconsin Gov Just Saying If He Wins, Republicans Will NEVER LOSE AGAIN
Wow, Blackface Santa Expert Megyn Kelly Has Some Strange Ideas About Paul Pelosi Attack!
Bolsonaro Doesn't Quite Concede, But Agrees To Transition. Probably.
New Madison Cawthorn Stupider Than Old Madison Cawthorn, Somehow
Obama Talked So Good It Made Mediocre White Men Go Fascist!
32+ Hilarious Scam Attempts That Failed Miserably! Tabs, Wed., Nov. 2, 2022
'FREE SPEECH ZONE: EIGHT DOLLARS!' Maybe Not Genius Twitter Plan Elon Musk Thinks It Is
Trump Org CFO Takes The Fall, En Route To Rikers
New York Times Will Have Its Red Wave If It Has To Make It Up Itself!
Tucker Cannot Believe Berkeley Hippies These Days, Hurting Poor Paul Pelosi With Hammers
Fox News So Mad NY Gov Kathy Hochul Won't Roll Over For Their BS Crime Narrative
Trump Judge Rules Armed Vigilantes Filming Voters Is 'Free Speech'
'Red Wave' Narrative May Be Built On Crap Polling? Color Us Shocked.
Republicans Behaving Just Like You'd Expect About Paul Pelosi Attack
First Came 'Furries' In Schools. Now There Are 'Fuzzies,' Says Grown Adult GOP US Senate Candidate
It's Possible Elon Musk Didn't Think Any Of This Through
This Sick POS Was Gonna Break Nancy Pelosi's Kneecaps
Why Now's The Best Time To Put Up Christmas Decorations. Tabs, Tues., Nov. 1, 2022
Scotland Holds Hearing For 'Satanic' Child Sex Cult That 'Metamorphosed Into Animals'
Trump Runs Through The Tape To Keep Tax Returns Away From Congressional Dems
GOP Wishes Both Sides Would Stop Inspiring Right-Wing Violence
Racist Stephen Miller Spreads Racist Lies In Racist Campaign Ads
Elon Musk. Because When You're A Billionaire, They Let You Do it.
Happy Halloween To All The Ex-Witches And Satanists Who Found Jesus/'The 700 Club'
Oklahoma GOP DA Candidate Pretty Sure Cops Are Never Wrong, Ever
South Carolina GOP Gov Henry McMaster Just An 'Old-Fashioned' Gay-Hating Bigot
Who The Hell Even Knows What A Pronoun Is? Not Herschel Walker!
Silver Fox Obama Has Some Hot Fire For Republican Fools
Brazil Will No Longer Be Run By Evil Anti-LGBT Trump-Loving Fascist
6 Ways To Prevent Cockroaches From Invading Your Home! Tabs, Mon., Oct. 31, 2022
Stacey Abrams Not Done Explaining Why Brian Kemp Sucks
Wonkette Weekend Chat: How Freaking Scary Are Republicans?
Right Wing Rhetoric And Conspiracies Almost Killed Paul And Nancy Pelosi
Wonkette Movie Night: Rocky Horror Picture Show
Italian Fascists Hope New Fascist PM Will Bring About New Era Of Tolerance (For Fascism)
Guess It Takes A Literal War To Move Green Energy Transition Forward
But How Is The Left To Blame For Paul Pelosi's Hammer Attack?
Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Are Very, Very Spooky
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Washington's Lost Weekend!
How Trump DHS Officials Invented An Anti-Antifascist Conspiracy In Portland
Nancy Pelosi's Husband Paul Will Be Fine After G*ddamn F*cking HAMMER Attack, Fox News Will Not
Tudor Dixon: Democrats Murdered Cities In Retaliation For Losing Civil War, But *Also* Are *Black*!
Paul Gosar Supports Shooting People At Home In Arizona But Not In Ukraine
Republicans, Nazis THRILLED To Bring Racial Slurs And Snake Oil Back To Twitter!
Let’s Talk Florida Politics With State Rep-Elect Rita Harris!
Joe Biden: Manufacturers Investing In America Again. Let's Make Some CHIPS!
Tucker 'N' Pals Just Openly Inciting Violence Against LGBTQ People Now, We Guess
Fixer Upper's Dark Downers! Tabs, Fri., Oct. 28, 2022
We Wish We Were Half As Fierce As This Tennessee Mom Throwing Out The Homophobic Christian Trash
It's Lisa Murkowski And This Nutcase MAGA Lady In Alaska's US Senate Debate
Mike Lee Bravely Runs Away From Fox News Safe Space Debate Against Evan McMullin
What Kinda Infrastructure Week Stuff Is President Jibber-Jabber Bleeber-Blabberin' About Today?
GDP Grew More Than Expected, So Go Stick Your Recession Talk In A Pig
Dinesh D'Souza Defames, Gets D'Sued. DOH!
Joe Biden Out To Kill 'Junk Fees' From Banks, Airlines, Cable Companies, Other Hooligans
Mike Pence Pretty Sure Constitution Says He Can Cram His Sicko Religion Down Your Throat
After All These Years, Sarah Palin Can Still Make Us Cringe
Tucker Just Telling Viewers In Advance That Democrats Stole The Midterms
Arizona GOP Chair Kelli Ward Takes Jan. 6 Subpoena Fight To SCOTUS. Justice Roberts, You Up?
Here's Lindsey Graham Pointing At Herschel Walker Because He's So Excited Walker Is Black
Shocking New York Times Expose: Republicans Make Racist Ads!
Here's What 30 Historical Figures Actually Looked In Real Life! Thurs., Oct. 27, 2022
Ron Johnson WELL AWARE Of Kids Using Litterboxes, Nothing Gets Past This Guy
Alaska Congressional Debate: Let's Watch Rep. Mary Peltola End Sarah Palin's Career AGAIN
Here Are The Deleted NSFW Scenes From Dinesh D'Souza's Sex Book About The 2,000 Mules!
The Pandemic Hurt Kids' Learning Everywhere. Now What?
MI Gov Debate: Gretchen Whitmer Shreds Tudor Dixon's School Library Porn Fantasies
Justice Department Makes Trump White House Lawyers An Offer They Can't Refuse
Ex-Speaker Paul Ryan Thinks Republicans Will STOP THE INSANITY. How's That Working Out For Him?
Stupid Ted Cruz Forgot To Put Any Voter Fraud In His Brand New Book About Voter Fraud!
PA Senate Debate: Dr. Oz Supports State Legislatures' Right To Choose Terrible Abortion Bans
It's Well Past Time To Free Brittney Griner
17+ Ways To Lower Your Blood Pressure! Tabs, Wed., Oct. 26, 2022
Charlie Kirk Breaks Longstanding Silence On Racial Issues
Pennsylvania Senate Debate: How Will Dr. Oz Be An Awful Dick To John Fetterman?
These Kittens Want You To Watch Your White House Press Briefing
Your Two-Week Reminder That Putin REALLY Wants Republicans To Win The Midterms
Republicans Keep 'Forgetting' Which Fool Was President During Pandemic School Shutdowns
Alaska Republicans Kick Selves In D*ck To Spite Mitch McConnell
Four Years Later, Ron DeSantis Still Can't Debate Worth A Damn.
Dallas Morning News Endorses Asshole
OAN Idiot Knows Why Crime Rate Going Up, It Is ALL THESE WITCHES AT BARNES & NOBLE!
Locked Doors, 7 Guards Fail To Stop Gunman From Killing 2 People At St. Louis School
Even Nazis Can't Tell Difference Between Nazis, Mainstream Republicans Anymore
Just Another Blog Post About Everybody Hating Ted Cruz
Oh No, A Thug Beat Up Marco Rubio's Nazi
BIG MISTAKE: These Jerks Messed With The Wrong People! Tabs, Tues., Oct. 25, 2022
LIVE: It's Ron DeSantis Vs. Human Decency, And Charlie Crist Will Be There Too!
Justice Department Announces China Crackdown, Wingnuts Furiously Revise Anti-Biden Scripts
Your White House Press Briefing Is The New Prime Minister Of Britain!
What If The Real Cancel Culture Was 'People Freaking Out About Cancel Culture' All Along?
Liz Cheney Is Not Here For Donald Trump Turning The Jan. 6 Committee Into A Circus Food Fight
WAIT A MINUTE ... Did Jonathan Karl Just Actually Fact-Check Kari Lake's Lying Ass?
Georgia's Terrible Abortion Law Is Going On Trial Today
New York Times Goes On Cletus Safari, Actually Learns Something Interesting For Once
It's Dem-On-Dem Violence In Oregon Gov Race (And It Might Be Justified)
Satan Once Again Using Toys To Teach Kids To Cast Sleep Paralysis Spells On You
Wait, We’ve Gotta Worry About The New York Gov Race, Too? Well F*ck A Duck!
Arizona MAGA Goons Stalking Drop Boxes Looking For ‘Mules’ — Totally Legal, Not So Cool
Whimsigoth Is The Moody Style Your Home Needs For Fall! Tabs, Mon., Oct. 24, 2022
Wonkette Weekend Chat: Who’s Liz Truss Gonna Regenerate Into Next?
Would YOU Pass Florida Governor Ron DeSantis' First Date Test?
Wonkette Movie Night: Night Of The Living Dead
QAnon Kook: Angel Of Death Coming To Kill Democrats, Cancel Student Loan Debt
Fake Georgia Robocalls Thank Dems For Imaginary 'Up Until Birth' Abortions
Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Are In The Valley Of The Dolls
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Atomic Fireball!
Trump Says Seized Documents Are Personal Records. Also Executive Privileged. LOL, Sure, Why Not.
The Federalist: What If We Used The Government To Stop Liberals From Existing?
Peggy Noonan Has Jokes! And Showtunes! And America! And A Monkey!
Eleventh Circuit Declines Lindsey Graham's Request To Say That Laws Do Not Apply To Him As A Senator
Dipsh*t Wingnut Parents Think High School Girl's Awesome Mural Full Of SATAN And GAY
Is Slavery Good Or Bad? Five States To Vote This November.
Maybe Sarah Huckabee Sanders Will Actually Show For Today's Arkansas Gov. Debate
Yes, Oklahoma And Other Red States Have Higher Violent Crime. It's A Fact, KEVIN.
Forget Explosives, Marco Rubio Has Lots Of Ballot Dropbox Destruction Scenarios To Terrify You
Arizona Republican’s Hands Too Full To Finish Off Campaign For Maricopa College Board
Tucker Demands Justice For Sweet Boy Condemned JUST For Sitting In Mike Pence's Chair On Jan. 6
DEFROSTING MISTAKES THAT ARE RUINING YOUR MEAT. Tabs, Fri., Oct. 21, 2022
It's Loser Former Georgia Senator Gal Kelly Loeffler's Time In The Barrel
Liz Truss Resigns, Leaving UK Without A Queen Again
LIVE: It's Infrastructure Week, And Your President Is A Real SASSY ASSY Today
Trump Considering Graciously Inviting Feds Back To Mar-a-Lago For Personally Guided Tour
After 25 Years, It's E. Jean Carroll's Turn To Grab Trump By The Process
Thanks To Trump, White People Overcame Privilege, Died Of COVID
Trump LIED TO COURT About Fake Georgia Voter Fraud Numbers? That Doesn't Sound Like Him!
California Doing Neat Sh*t With Housing!
Don’t Call It A Comeback, NYT! Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Owned The GOP For Years!
OAN Idiot Knows Why Incel Mass Shootings Happen, It Is All This Free Sex
I Have Received Tons Of Compliments When Wearing These Sweater. Tabs, Thurs., Oct. 20, 2022
Trump 'Raising Funds' For Republicans, Keeping *99 Percent*. That's Our Trump!
It's Your Oregon Gubernatorial Debate! Maybe It'll Rain!
MAGA Republicans Gonna Investigate Biden For That Nuclear War He Started With Russia
Trumps Whine As NYAG Letitia James Kicks Their Ass All Over The Docket
Two-Time Killer Kyle Rittenhouse Launches His Own Gun-Humping YouTube Channel
Idaho Weirdos Plan Bill To Ban Drag Performances, Wish Trans People Into Cornfield
Pornstache Durham Got His Ass Handed To Him Again, And Sean Hannity Is FINE WITH IT TOTALLY FINE!
Can George Floyd Family’s $250 Million Defamation Suit Finally Get Kanye Off Our TV?
Kevin McCarthy: Vote For Republicans If You Hate Ukraine!
Stop Trying To Make Nikki Haley/Tim Scott 2024 Happen. It’s Never Gonna Happen.
Val Demings Performs Live Weasel Dissection In Florida Debate
This Is The One About Norma Rae!
30 Halloween Party Food Ideas And Cocktail Recipes! Tabs, Wed., Oct. 19, 2022
Alan Dershowitz Just Saying Trump's Antisemitism Part Of His Charm, We Think?
Here's Your Minnesota Governor's Debate, To Turn The World On With A Smile
Biden Labor Department To Lyft Gig Workers To 'Employee' Status
Louisiana, Alabama Republicans Pretty Sure Black Voters Not As Black As They Say They Are
Can't Spell 'Tuesday' Without 'White House Press Briefing,' Or Maybe You Can, Whatever, Forget It
Tulsi Gabbard Pretty Sure Biden Means Well, Just Like Hitler Did
Florida Cops *Actually Embarrassed* To Be Part Of Ron DeSantis Felon-Vote Crackdown
So Much Grifting, And Yet Trump Is Still Not Tired Of Grifting
Stacey Abrams Makes Brian Kemp Wish He Were Empty Lectern
Tim Ryan 'Struck A Nerve' With JD Vance Last Night, Also Struck A Dick
Dr. Fauci Acting Like He Didn't Even Murder Your Kids With Masks. Rude!
What Kind Of Jackass Buys A 2007 iPhone For $40K?
Mike Lee Endorses Mike Lee For Senate
How A Heroic Hippo Became A Deputy! Tabs, Tues., Oct. 18, 2022
No Empty Lecterns Allowed At Tonight’s Thrilling Midterm Debates!
Kanye Creates World's First Scenario In Which Dov Charney Looks Like The Good Guy
Kari Lake And Katie Hobbs Had Another Non-Debate Debate On The Sunday Shows This Week!
Secretary Mayor Pete Is Biggest Star Who Makes All The Republicans Cry
White House Press Briefing, Tell All Your Friends!
Cops Unable To Tell Difference Between 'Getting More Money' And Being 'Defunded'
Trump Warns American Jews To Love Him 'Before It's Too Late'
Jan. 6 Survivor Marjorie Taylor Greene Bravely Debates Black Man Trying To Take Her Job
Oh No, We Missed The 'Make Women Great Again' Convention This Year
After Wowing Georgia With Super Cool Cop Badge, Herschel Walker Skips Second Debate
Surprise! Colorado GOP Gov Nom Who Rants About Furries Also Pals Around With Violent Extremists
Joe Biden Would Really Love It If Oregonians Didn’t Elect A Republican Governor
The Most Quirky Small Towns In The United States! Tabs, Mon., Oct. 17, 2022
Wonkette Weekend Chat: Herschel Walker's Halloween Monster Mash!
Republicans Don't Understand What Furries Are, And That Should Tell Us Everything
Wonkette Movie Night: The Thing
I Watched A Congressional Candidate's Boring Porn So You Don't Have To (Not That Anyone Does)
American Exceptionalism: 15-Year-Old Mass Shooter Kills Five In Raleigh
The Crabs Are Gone! The Crabs Are Gone!
Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Are Solving All The Mysteries
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Lemon Drop!
Raphael Warnock Debates Herschel Walker, And How Is This Election Even Close?
Roger Stone Wants To Fight Jared Kushner And His Abortionist Wife. Sure, Why Not.
Peggy Noonan Terrified By Nuclear War, Mutants, Running Out Of Beefeater Post-Apocalypse
What? Ron DeSantis Had (Illegal) Partisan Help Creating His Jim Crow Gerrymander?
Ted Cruz Mad At Imaginary Atlantic Article
Ron Desantis' Cruel Prank On Immigrants May Now Lead To Special Visas For All Of Them
Tucker Carlson Guest Pretty Sure Black People Genetically Hardwired Reefer Addicts
I'm Nancy Pelosi And I Will Punch Donald Trump's Head Right Through The Wall
The Secret Service Not So Secretly Knew There Would Be Violence On Jan. 6
It's A Pharma Party In Brett Favre's Pants And Everybody's Coming!
Thirsty Juror In Whitmer Kidnap Trial May Be Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places
Tulsi Gabbard Making Nice New Friends At 'Not A Democrat' School, They Are Not Even All Nazis
Ron Johnson’s A Jerk, Other Revelations From Second Wisconsin Senate Debate
Detroit Wonkmeet COMIN' UP At MY HOUSE (RSVP, Dummies)
The Best Movesets And Counters For Shaymin In Pokemon Go! Tabs, Fri., Oct. 14, 2022
It's Your Thursday Night Debate-A-Palooza!
Yes, LA Mayor Hopeful Rick Caruso, You Are A White Guy
JD Vance Absolutely Wants To Know If His Kids Start Identifying As Chipmunks!
January 6 Select Committee: THE FINAL CHAPTER
'Independent' 'Women' Ad: We Know You Love Abortion, Grandma, But Don't You Love Bigotry More?
Raaaacist LA City Council Prez Resigns For Real, We're Truly Sorry She's Not Sorry
Social Security Recipients Getting Big Income Boost, So Lunch Is On Nana! (Don't You Dare.)
New York Times Still Helping Sell Fascist GOP's Phony Diversity Drive
Good Morning, Donald! Let's Read About The Mar-A-Lago Witness Who's Telling The Feds EVERTHANG
People Can't Stop Talking About This Unusual Couple! Tabs, Thurs., Oct. 13, 2022
Eddie Izzard Putting Flag In Running For UK Congress!
Kevin McCarthy Is A Goddamn Hero, Just Ask Him, He'll Tell You
Where Does Brett Favre Go To Get His Reputation Back? Oh Right, Fox News.
John Fetterman Had A Stroke And The Media Is Here To FREAAAK OUUUUT ABOUT IT!
Warning: This Is Very Upsetting
Tucker Must Have Forgotten To Air All This Antisemitic Batsh*t Kanye Told Him Last Week
Biden To Racist LA City Council Members: Get The F**K Out!
Florida dOiNg iTs oWN vAcCInE rEseArcH
Seriously, US Democracy Might Come Down To These Secretary Of State Races
Trumper Pleads Guilty To His Own Antifa, BLM, Biden Arson. WHO COULD HAVE KNOWN?
Joe Biden Fixes Obamacare Problem You Maybe Never Heard Of
30+ Bad Siblings In Law No One Wants To Have! Tabs, Wed., Oct. 12, 2022
Candace Owens So Mad Kanye Can't Even Threaten 'JEWISH PEOPLE' Without Being Called Antisemitic
Trumpland Lawyer Christina Bobb Gets Chatty With Uncle Merrick
Beloved Guest Star On Tucker Carlson's White Power Hour Leaving Democrats Forever, Darnit!
Joe Biden Loves His Screwup Son. Just What Kind Of Fiend Are We Dealing With Here?
Why Is COVID-19 So Racist Against Republicans? What Could It Possibly Beeeeeee?
So Tim Ryan Kicked JD Vance's Ass Last Night
LA City Council Pres Resigns After Leaked Audio Reveals She's Suuuuuper Racist
Everything Republicans Are Mad About Is Entirely Imaginary
Joe Biden To Republicans: How You Like THEM Apples? (They Are Socialist Apples)
Why You Can’t Get A Certain Pop Song Out Of Your Head. Tabs, Tues., Oct. 11, 2022
Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt Discovers That Being An A-hole Can Be Bad For Your Electoral Prospects
This Week's Sunday Shows Featuring Craven Coward Republicans, Something New And Different!
Republicans' New Bestie Kanye West Not So Sure Jewish Lives Matter
Republicans Dragging Herschel Walker's Badly Concussed Campaign To The End Zone
Trump Plays Two Truths And A Lie With Reporters Over Stolen Archives Docs
Happy Indigenous People's Day: Nobody Cares About Columbus Day Anymore (Still)
GOP Sen. Tommy Tuberville Doing Racist 'Birth Of A Nation'-Style Rants At Trump Rallies Now
New Hampshire Republicans Rally Behind Trumpy, Forced-Birth Creep Don Bolduc
Kari Lake Gonna Send Her Stock Footage Russian Troops To The Arizona Border, We Guess
Lawyers Of Reddit Share Outrageous Moments From The Courtroom! Tabs, Mon., Oct. 10, 2022
Wonkette Weekend Chat With Marco Rubio’s New BFF, Lil Miss Hot Mess
Anti-Fluoride Water Superintendent Just Wanted To Protect Town's Precious Bodily Fluids
Grandma Loves Overpaying For Prescription Drugs? The GOP's Got Her Covered!
Giving Free Drugs To Children For Halloween Is Not A Great Business Decision
Elon Musk: The Henry Ford Of Our Times, Without The Pesky Antisemitism, Whew
Wonkette Bonus Chat: Wake Up, Oregon!
Here's Your Top Ten Stories Of The Week, Studpuppets!
Wisconsin Senate Debate: Dreamy Mandela Barnes Vs. Dumb Stupidhead Ron Johnson
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Stone Fence!
Sure, You Got Us Lady. We're Hypnotizing Children For Satan With Bette Midler Movies.
Arizona Senate Debate Roundup: Mark Kelly Goes The Distance — To SPAAAAACE
Has God Told You To Kill Someone Lately? This Very Holy Man Says 'Do It!'
Peggy Noonan, Herschel Walker, And The Queen, Because F*ck It, It's Friday!
Is Trump Still Hanging Onto Government Documents? Say It Ain't So, Joe!
College Students No Longer Hot Enough For Fox's Greg Gutfeld
September Jobs Report: America's Still Hiring, Unemployment Down To Pre-Pandemic Levels
Laura Ingraham Making Neat Free Commercials For Democrats, Share With Everyone You've Ever Met!
It Was Never 'Litterboxes,' Colorado GOP Gov Nom Lady Just Mad Little Kids Wearing Cat Ears, See!
Everyone With A (Federal) Pot Conviction Is Getting A Pardon!
Questionable Life Hacks That Are Actually Kind Of Genius! Tabs, Fri., Oct. 7, 2022
SPACE BRAWL! It's Your Arizona US Senate Debate Livestream!
Ben Sasse Quitting Senate To Go F*ck Off Somewhere Else, Whatever
Secret Service Tries To Distract From Lies About Jan 6 With Lies About Kamala Motorcade Accident
Ex-Cop Kills 37, Including 24 Sleeping Children, At Thai Daycare
They Had Tears In Their Eyes And They Said 'Sir, Sir! Everybody Is Saying You Have The Best Words.'
Another Reason For Green Energy: Saudi, Russian Oil Price Hikes Not F**king US Elections!
How Many People Are Trapped At Rikers Without Being Allowed To See A Judge?
Uh Oh! Did Herschel Walker's Broken Brain Forget Buying Abortion For Literal Mother Of His Child?
Florida Republicans: Climate Change Isn't Real, Please Send Money
Velma From Scooby-Doo A LESBIAN?????!!!???!!!????
Joe Biden Said The 'F' Cuss And Conservatives Are TELLLLLLING
37 Biggest Casting Bombs And Bingos! Tabs, Thurs., Oct. 6, 2022
Right Stuff Dating App Flawless Victory, So Much Conservative Hetero Boning Happening Now
LIVE: Politico Says No Biden/DeSantis Hugs In Florida Today, So Definitely No Frenching Either
Very Moral Pundit Matt Walsh Pretty Sure Teen Girls Just Made For Banging
Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson Is Here To VERY POLITELY F*ck Your Sh*t Up!
Herschel Walker, The Pumpkin Spice Dave Matthews Band Of Black Georgia Politicians
Ron DeSantis And The Case Of The Sexy White Hurricane Go-Go Boots
In 1886, When The Rent In New York City Was Too Damn High!
No House Advantage For Democratic Incumbents In Nevada
Secretary Mayor Pete Not Sure What Marjorie Taylor Greene Babbling About, Is It Truck Dicks?
Concerning Signs That You're Not Getting Enough Vitamin D! Tabs, Wed., Oct. 5, 2022
If Elon Musk Buys Twitter, How Will Ukraine Tell Elon Musk To Eat Its Entire Ass?
Hey, Oath Keepers, How's That Seditious Conspiracy Trial Goin' For Ya?
The Onion Tells SCOTUS To Learn To Take A Joke
White House Press Briefing? If You Say So.
Watch Republican Hero Glenn Youngkin Call Out Trump's Vicious Racism ... LOL, Just Kidding!
Hello Perla! Former Army Spy Lied To Migrants For 'Operation Own The Libs'
Tucker So Mad Joe Biden Forced Russia Into Nuclear War We're Having Right Now
Iowa GOP Gov Kim Reynolds' Racist Ad Is The Worst Thing You'll See For The Next Few Minutes!
Wonkette, The World's Last Website!
Trump's Dream Of Executing Drug Dealers Still Not Catching On
Herschel Walker Is Mr. Big Abortions? Pffffft, Let's Talk About DR. OZ KILLED PUPPIES.
So What's New With Herschel Walker?
Why Julie Andrews Wasn't Chosen For The 'My Fair Lady' Movie. Tabs, Tues., Oct. 4, 2022
This Week's Sunday Shows Full Of Republican Florida Georgia Lyin'
Gee, Wish We Knew Who Was Responsible For All This Escalating Political Violence!
PA GOP Gov. Candidate Doug Mastriano Mad At Imaginary Thing
Kim Kardashian And The SEC Team Up To Remind You That Celebrity Culture Is Bullsh*t
Ukraine Recaptures Lyman, Tells Putin's Fake Annexation To Get Bent
Another Racist Cop Foiled By Newfangled Tape Recording Technology
QAnon People Once Again Profoundly Misunderstand Art
Republicans Pretty Sure Stacey Abrams Will Turn Georgia Into Nightmare 'Star Trek' Future
Let's Check In On Ron DeSantis's Heroic Hurricane Ian Response
The Secret Inside Abandoned Paris Apartment Hidden For 70 Years! Tabs, Mon., Oct. 3, 2022
Wonkette Weekend Chat: A GOP Oregon Gov Plus Other Tales Of Terror!
Marjorie Taylor Greene Very Sad About How We're Murdering All Of The Republicans Now
Wonkette Movie Night: They Live
205 Out Of 206 Republicans Agree: Mental Health Doesn't Matter
'Mark Of The Beast' Worries Making Some Republicans Unsure About Voter ID
Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week (On Wheels)
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Zombie!
Gross Conservative Dating Site Launches, Tens Of Losers To Maybe Get Laid
Texas Good Ole Boys Shoot Two Migrants, Killing One, Winning Big But Unspoken MAGA Love
House Passes Veterans Food Security Act, No Thanks To Some Troops-Hating Republicans
Federal Judge Fights Back Against Cancel Culture By Cancel Culturing Yale Law School
Greetings! Ukraine Has Voted To Join Mother Russia, So Everyone Can Go Home Now!
Jordan Peterson Unclear On What People's Problem With Jordan Peterson Is
Now A Warning? Wonkette Halloween Chat With Horror Author Laramie Dean!
Who Are We Forcing To Give Birth Today? (Everybody, Basically)
Man, These Oregon Gov Candidates Who Aren't Tina Kotek Sure Do Suck!
Why Boring Conservatives Are Such a Drag About Drag
Ben Shapiro Defending Christian Fascists Again. Yeah, Don't Faint.
These Entitled Brides Will Take Your Breath Away! Tabs, Fri., Sept. 30, 2022
Classically Trained Flautist Lizzo Caught Playing Flute While ... You Know
YOU CROSSED SAMUEL ALITO'S RED LINE, HOPE HE DOESN'T BOMB ALL YOUR RIGHTS
Schools Go Solar, Save Millions On Energy, Upgrade Classrooms, Pay Teachers More — Yes, In The USA
Ron Johnson, Chuck Grassley Demand To Know Why FBI Is Being So Mean To January 6 Defendants!
Russian Media Just LOVING Tucker Carlson's Coverage Of Great Satan America's Attacks On Pipelines!
CA Gov Gavin Newsom Signs Bill Making It Harder For Farms To Scare Workers Out Of Unionizing
Guess Texas AG Ken Paxton Would Like 'Threatened To Shoot A Process Server' To Be A Three Day Story!
OK, Dr. Oz, You're Right. John Fetterman Is Definitely Probably In A Gang.
WaPo Fact Checker Shocked, SHOCKED That Anyone Would Say GOP Wants To Kill Medicare!
Can Utah Senate Candidate Evan McMullin Overturn Incumbent Mike Lee ... WITH VOTES?
Doug Mastriano's Voters Gonna Be Very Hungry Losers Come November
Cautionary Tales Of Incompetent Workers! Tabs, Thurs., Sept. 29, 2022
Tomorrow's Culture War Today: Oh, No, Grandma! Joe Biden Is Coming For Your Snacks!
Matt Schlapp Goes In The Toilets
Were You Looking Forward To Student Loan Forgiveness? Have A Koch And A Frown.
Whoops! Another Florida Republican Caught With Their Racist Hanging Out In Halloween Pics
Here's That White House Press Briefing You've Been Demanding!
MAGGIE HABERMAN SCOOPS: Trump Racist, Homophobic, Transphobic Garbage, Wait WHAAAAAAT?
Has-Been Actor Kevin Sorbo Pretty Sure There's Woke Hollywood Conspiracy To Keep Him Unemployed
Texas AG Ken Paxton Declares Open Season On Process Servers, Meter Readers, Girl Scouts
University Of Idaho: About Those Condoms And 'Birth Control' ...
Tucker Giving Russia Ideas How To Fight Back Against Whoever REALLY (America) Blew Up Pipeline
For His Next Trick, Herschel Walker Defines 'Woman' With This Common Household Rib
Actual US President Trump Wanted To Send 'Murderers,' 'Rapists' To Actual US Cities
Times The Bad Guys In Movies Were Actually Right! Tabs, Wed., Sept. 28, 2022
Trump 'Sidelines' Competent Lawyer, Preferring To Let The Other Weirdos Take The Lead
Cool How Trump Just Blabbed To Maggie Haberman About 'Incredible Things' He Stole From White House
Kids To VA Gov Glenn Youngkin's Anti-Trans Policy: LOL Go F*ck Yourself
Who Opened Up Hunter Biden's Laptop And Let All The SEXY Out?
Pick Your Fighter: Cool Tattoo Guy John Fetterman Or These Republican Talking Colostomy Bags!
South Dakota Gov Kristi Noem Took State Plane To Her Son's Prom Because That's Normal
Roger Stone To The House Jan 6 Hearing Please, Roger Stone To The House Jan 6 Hearing.
Texas AG Ken Paxton Bravely Flees Subpoena, Because Something Something Pro-Choice Violence
Kyrsten Sinema And Mitch McConnell, Best Friends Forever FOREVER!
EuroPolitico Positively Swooning Over Italy's New Girl-Boss Fascist Prime Minister
Super Good News, Ben Shapiro — You Can Still Join The US Army!
How Did 30 Years Pass Without Anyone Teaching Us 'The Electric Slide'? Tabs, Tues., Sept. 27, 2022
Trump Losing Bigly In New GOP Poll To Ron DeSantis, Ugh, Can't They BOTH Lose?
SUNDAY SHOWS! Republicans, More Republicans, And Ugh Chuck Todd
Why Did A Pennsylvania School District Ban 'Girls Who Code' Books?
Another Monday, Another New Week Of White House Press Briefings!
AZ GOP Senate Candidate Blake Masters: Fire All The Generals, Replace Them With Trump Stooges
So Is (Alleged) Welfare Cheat Brett Favre Going To Jail Or Nah?
Republican Christine Drazan Wants To Be Oregon's Next Forced-Birth Enthusiast Nightmare Governor
Italy Elects Lady Mussolini Prime Minister
Everybody Hates Mitch McConnell's BFF Kyrsten Sinema
Why HOAs Are Every Person's Nightmare! Tabs, Mon., Sept. 26, 2022
Wonkette Weekend Chat: Which Vulnerable Group Do Republicans Hate This Week?
On Men, Ages 18-34 (And She-Hulk)
Callous Millennials Killed 'Guest Rooms' By Being Poor
Tudor Dixon's Got Jokes (Not Good Ones)
Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Will Take You On A Sensual Experience
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Polanco!
Sure, Newspaper Chain Is Laying Off Hundreds Of People, But *What About The Dilbert Guy*?
The Jury Is In: James O'Keefe Is NOT A Journalist
Oopsies! House Republicans Accidentally Post And Delete Creepy MAGA Midterm Agenda
Republicans, Helpfully: Where Should We Commit Next Trafficking Crime?
Alex Jones Loses Sh*t On Witness Stand, Attempts To Poison Jury, Takes Weekend Off
Hi! I'm Glenn Youngkin And I Have Tips On Beauty Routines And Discriminating Against Trans Kids
Very Normal Louisiana 'College Fair' Tells Girls To Forgive Rapists, Encourages Attacking Trans Kids
Biden Won't Throw Paper Towels At Puerto Rico: 'We're Not Going To Walk Away'
Republicans Just Can't Stop Sticking Dicks In 'Privatize Social Security' Light Socket
Steve Bannon Is Going To Dissolve Democracy, In Our Butts!
Large Majority Of Republicans Want US To Be Christian Nation
22 DIY Drink Station Ideas. Cheers! Tabs, Fri., Sept. 23, 2022
Seems Trump Judges Tired Of Being Seen As Ridiculous Hacks, Mike Lindell's Trump Judge Edition!
Law Closing In On Brett Favre Sticking His Dick In Mississippi Welfare Money Pie
THANKS FOR REMINDING US YOUR HUSBAND FUNNELED MONEY FROM KIDS WITH CANCER, LARA TRUMP
Trump's Legal Woes Are Piling Up. That's A Shame.
CA Attorney General Ruins LA Sheriff's Plan To 'Investigate' His Political Enemies
11th Circuit Says Trump And His Favorite Judges All Morons, Investigation May Proceed
Ted Cruz Hopes You All Thank Him For This Neat Freeway Project He Voted Against
AZ Election Deniers Lake, Finchem Pretty Sure Trump Won 2020 Election, Along With All Future Ones
TRUMP DECLASSIFYING DOCUMENTS IN HIS BRAIN RIGHT NOW, CAN YOU TELL? IT IS THIS FACE HE MAKES!
These Creative Christmas Trees Will Win Santa's Heart! Tabs, Thurs., Sept. 22, 2022
Here's Marco Rubio Lying Like A Liar About LEGAL Asylum Seekers' Lawsuit Against DeSantis
New York AG Tish James Sues To End All Trump Business Like A Common Trump Charity
Why Putin Is Praying His MAGA Boys Take Congress This November.
Wannabe Michigan Governor Tudor Dixon Knows What Porn Is, Will Describe It In Weird Detail!
Joe Biden's In Ur Science Lab, Makin' Cures
OK GOP Sen. James Lankford Pretty Sure Rain Just God Crying Happy Tears About Abortion Ban
Can NC Senate Nominee Cheri Beasley Beat Trumpy Election Denier? God, We Hope So.
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Joe Biden Being Nice To UN, Or NY AG Letitia James Being Mean To Trump?
Meet The Men Out To Charge Women With Murder For Aborting Precious Ectopic Pregnancies
When Trump Said Nikki Haley Had A 'Complexion Problem' Was He Referring To Her Large Pores Or ...
Just In Time For Halloween: Ronna McDaniel's Rainbow Fentanyl Maaaadness!
Nannies Post Secrets That Seemingly Normal Parents Were Hiding! Tabs, Wed., Sept. 21, 2022
Ron DeSantis Gonna Sneak Attack Plane Of Migrants At Delaware Today. OR IS HE?
VA Gov Glenn Youngkin Loves 'Parental Rights' Except When Parents Love, Support Their Trans Kids
Trumpland Lawyers Jockeying Madly To Get Out Of Path Of Coming Sh*tstorm Tornado
Do Puerto Rican Americans Deserve 'Electricity' And 'Water' After Hurricane? It Is A Stumper!
Lindsey Graham Still Running His Facehole About Abortion, So Have A Blessed Day, Mitch McConnell!
COVID Isn't Over, So Get Your Booster, Buster!
Nebraska Gov Pete Ricketts Won't Be Setting Man Free Just Because Someone Else Did The Crime. Sorry!
Trump Bet On Special Master May Be Paying Off ... For The Prosecutors
Herschel Walker: I'm Not Smrt Enough To Debate Raphael Warnock's Fancy Preacher Suits
Human Trafficker Ron DeSantis Might've Broken The Law With All His Human Trafficking
Is Joe Biden The Best President Unions Have Ever Had? And If Not, Why Not?
Queen Elizabeth Started Each Day With This Refreshing Gin Cocktail. Tabs, Tues., Sept. 20, 2022
Doug Mastriano Would Probably Lose PA Gov Race Even If He Weren't From New Jersey
Prison Telecom Company Forced To Give Back Half The Money It Stole From Families Of Prisoners
Lindsey Graham Brings His Anti-Abortion Bullsh*t To The Sunday Shows
Dennis Prager Pretty Sure Kids Suck, Add No Value To World
5th Circuit Rules Social Media Companies Not Allowed To 'Censor' Texas Trolls
Trumpy NH GOP Senate Nominee Don Bolduc No Longer So Sure 2020 Election Stolen
Trump's Ohio Hate Rally Goes Full Fascist With Creepy Nazi-Style Q Salute
I'm Sorry, But No One Can Possibly Still Be Mad About The Will Smith Oscars Slap
Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp Not NOT Saying He'll Ban Plan B Morning-After Birth Control
Dr. Oz, Working Class Common Man Of The People In Expensive Tailored Turkish Suits
40+ Grandparents That Prove You Only Get Better With Age! Tabs, Mon., Sept. 19, 2022
Wonkette Weekend Chat: Ron DeSantis Is A Monster But Not Fun, Misunderstood Kind
Is Lauren Boebert Trying To Start Her Own Doomsday Cult?
Wonkette Movie Night: A Fish Called Wanda
Wonkette Movie Chat: Where Have All The White Mermaids Gone?
The Federalist: Why Is No One Doing Stories On People Unaffected By Dobbs, Huh?
What The Hell Is Wrong With People Who Think Idaho Is Teaching Kids Pornography?
Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Will Help You Do Your Own Research
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Jungle Bird!
Trump Judge Orders DOJ To Hand Over Classified Data To Trump's Lawyers, NBD
Tucker Carlson Figured Out Our Plan To Destroy High Testosterone Men With Vaccine Mandates
60+ Years After 'Urban Renewal' Destroyed Neighborhoods, Feds To Help Detroit Remove Freeway
AOC Shreds Childish GOP Rep Who Called Full-Grown Black Woman 'Boo'
Republicans Are Pretending Their Cruel Immigrant Dumping Pranks Aren't Blowing Up In Their Faces
Jared Kushner Would Like All Of You Ungrateful Jerks To Know He Still Hates You
J.D. Vance, Still Gross, Still A-Hole
Creepy Bigot Threatened, Menaced, Browbeat, Cowed, Bullied, Frightened, Scared Merriam-Webster
British Monarchy Dead, Slain By Pen
Trump Lawyers Wilding Out As New York AG Looks Ready To Drop The Hammer
ALEC Hard At Work Keeping Indigenous People From Protesting Big Oil
40+ Gatekeeping Failures That Totally Backfired! Tabs, Fri., Sept. 16, 2022
Matt Walsh Into Little Mermaids So White You Can See Their Skulls, What's Your Kink?
Boise Elected Liberal 18-Year-Old To School Board, And It 'Costed' Wingnuts Their Miiiiiinds
Trump Thought He Could Buy Greenland Because A Cosmetics Billionaire Said He Could
White House Press Briefing, Wonder What That's About Today!
January 6 Committee Announces New Fall Season
Was Queen Elizabeth A Satanic Lizard Person Who Died Of The Covid Vaccine?
Patagonia Founder Hands Entire Company To The Lorax, For The Trees
Ron DeSantis Sticks It To Martha's Vineyard Libs, By Throwing Terrified Migrant People At Them
Joe Biden Makes Trains Run On Time
When Charlie Kirk Calls A Republican An Idiot And Charlie Kirk Is ... Right? U R NAILIN' IT.
New York Times: Good Polls For Dems Likely Misleading, Bad Polls Just Plain Bad
25 Eye-Opening Jokes From Cartoons We Totally Missed As Kids! Tabs, Thurs., Sept. 15, 2022
Welcome To Congress, New Alaska Rep. Mary Peltola!
Prosecutors All Out Of F*cks To Give In Mar-A-Lago Raid Case
US Headed Toward Railroad Strike Like ... Something That's Going Fast And Hard To Stop
Brett Favre Diverted Frivolous Mississippi Welfare Funds To Very Serious Volleyball Stadium
Kari Lake Delivers Christian Bible Lesson On Name-Calling, Also Calls Mexicans Rapists
LIVE: Joe Biden Having Electric Car Day, Like VROOOM ZAP!
Former DOJ Lawyer Geoffrey Berman Can't Stop Won't Stop Kicking Bill Barr In The D*ck
Congrats On Your Trumpy Election- Denying GOP Senate Nominee, New Hampshire!
Everybody Hates Lindsey Graham's Stupid Abortion Ban, Especially His Republican Colleagues
Hero Colorado Cops Kill Stranded Driver, Lie About It ... You Know, The Usual
HOLD THE PHONE! Except Not The MyPillow Guy's Phone, Because The Feds Grabbed His At The Hardee's
Ron DeSantis Can Also Too Bribe Voters With Joe Biden's Socialist Commie Dollars!
All The Things You Never Knew About Pretty Woman! Tabs, Wed., Sept. 14, 2022
Just A Normal Conversation With Rudy Giuliani About 9/11 Trutherism And LAPTOP!
Texas School Board Might Invite Jesus's Own Phone Company To Sponsor Classrooms
Lindsey Graham Nice Enough To Make Free Campaign Ad About Abortion, For Democrats
BREAKING: Alex Jones Raging Stalker Creep!
OH SH*T Y'ALL, IT'S BLACK ARIEL!
Happy Tuesday, Watch Your White House Briefing
This Is The Education Future Republicans Want.
DOJ Collects Trump Flacks' Phones Just Because They Admitted They Were Doing Crimes, WITCH HUNT!
PA GOP Rep. Stephanie Borowicz: God Will Shoot You If You Try To Take Her Jesus Guns
Lindsey Graham Has Flawless Plan To Step On Rake With National Abortion Ban!
Sean Hannity Does Good Deed, Lists Out Trump Investigations For Forgetful Patriots
Maggie Haberman Book Exclusive: Trump Was Telling You He Is Not Going
New York Post Fundamentally Misunderstands Libraries, 'The Music Man'
37 Things You'll Only Understand If You Went To College In The '90s. Tabs, Tues., Sept. 13, 2022
Here Are Your Best Lauren Boebert Debate Videos, For You To Laugh At
The 9/12 Project: This Time Starring Kevin McCarthy!
Q Sent Him: Conspiracist Dad Kills Wife, Shoots Daughter, Gets Shot By Cops
'America First' Conservatives Sure Do Love Their British Monarchy!
What Is It The NRA Thinks We're Gonna Do With A National Gun Registry Anyway?
Trump Lawyer Whines To Hannity After Insane Clinton RICO Suit Dismissed For Being Hot Garbage
Ukraine Really Kicking Russia To Curb Now, Looks Like!
Herschel Walker: A Word, A Salad, And A 9/11 Quote
Gretchen Whitmer Still Winning, Michigan Maybe Still Not Convinced 'Tudor Dixon' Is Real Name
CNN Modeling Fox News With Good Old Fair And Balanced Fascism-Enabling
What's Inside The Letter This Woman Wrote To Her Husband's Mistress! Tabs, Mon., Sept. 12, 2022
Wonkette Weekend Chat: How To Put Together A ‘Queen Camilla’ Halloween Costume On Short Notice
QAnon People Want To Know How Tom Hanks Can Be Gepetto If He's Been Dead For Two Years
Wonkette Movie Night: Notorious
John Roberts Defends SCOTUS' Legitimacy, Ginni Thomas In Cahoots With 38 Anti-Choice Lobbyist Groups
Elizabeth Warren Would Like To Get Rid Of Right-To-Work-For-Less Laws, Please
What If Nebraska Freed Innocent Prisoners Once Others Confessed?
Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Is Your Passion For Life
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Christmas Eggnog!
Here's Old Handsome Joe Biden TYRANNICALLY OPPRESSING Republicans With Some Light Mocking
DOJ To Trump Warrant Judge: But What If You Actually Followed The Law? That Would Be Cool, Too, Huh?
Vegas Official Arrested In Reporter's Murder, Fox News Mad Nobody's Yelling 'DEMOCRAT!'
Convicted Aspiring Whitmer-Nappers Now Sending Private Dicks After Juror
I, Steve Bannon, Rode A Freight Train All Night To Get To Court, And This Is How You Treat Me?
Not Even D'Souza's Movie Pals Want Anything To Do With His '2000 Mules' 'Book'
WaPo Fact Checker Gives Hillary Clinton Emails Tweet Four Opposite-Pinocchio Un-Lies!
Michigan Supreme Court Says Suck It, Fascists, Everybody Gets To Vote On Abortion
24+ Times People Saw Entitled People Behaving Badly And Had To Act! Tabs, Fri., Sept. 9, 2022
Trump PAC Gets Grand Jury Subpoena For Grifting MAGA Rubes, So He's Gonna Sue ... Fox News
Let's Talk About Memphis, And Why Tucker Carlson Is Invited To Keep Its Name Out Of His Mouth
Alabama County 'Protects' Precious Babbies By Jailing Mamas For Months Before Trial
No Matter How Corrupt You Thought They Were, It Was Worse, Says Former SDNY Head Geoffrey Berman
WI Sen. Ron Johnson Says Don't Worry, He Was Just Lying About Not Opposing Gay Marriage
CA Gov Gavin Newsom Figures Fast Food Workers Deserve A Break Today (And A $22 Minimum Wage!)
Ohio Voters Not Fully Sold On JD Vance’s Smug A-Hole Face
25+ Internet Liars Who Wish They Could Take It All Back! Tabs, Thurs., Sept. 8, 2022
WE MIGHT HAVE FOUND A DEMOCRAT WHO DID SOMETHING BAD, LIKE MURDER
Bill Barr Says Trump Guilty AF, But Shouldn't Go To Jail Because It Will Make MAGA Mad
Catholic League President: Some Of Those Kids Priests Abused Were Full-Grown Adolescents
S.E. Hinton Banned In Oklahoma? Stay Gold, Ponyboy
Time For Barack Obama's White House Portrait Unveiling, No Trumps Allowed!
If You’re Into Cousin-Screwing, The Unabomber, These Republican Senate Nominees Are For You!
Steve Bannon Getting Indicted In New York For Border Wall Fraud, Claims Dems Out To Assassinate Him
Steve Doocy Seems *Tiny Bit Skeptical* Trump Using Stolen State Secrets To Write His 'Memoirs'
Who's Attacking Children's Hospitals Today?
Pregnant Black Woman Gets Four Years For High Crime Of Hurting Cops' Fee-Fees
Sarah Palin Pretty Sure She’ll Win Election If Everyone Else Kindly Quits Race Halfway Through
Oh THAT Stolen Mar-a-Lago Nuke Doc? Trump Did Not Know You Meant THAT Stolen Mar-a-Lago Nuke Doc!
New Mexico County Commissioner/Capitol Rioter Meets Consequences Of Own Actions
Please Give All Your Menstrual Data To This Nice Tradwife And Peter Thiel
Republicans: ‘We’re Not Banning Abortion! You’re Banning Abortion!’
How Ron DeSantis Leveraged The Parkland Massacre Into His War On Schools
Kamala Harris Ate A Grape One Time And Internet Detectives Are ON IT
GOP Candidates Very Hush Hush About Destroying Healthcare These Days, Wonder Why!
Few Dozen Britons Can’t Be Wrong: Liz Truss Is UK’s New Prime Minister
Trump Judge Aileen Cannon Does The Old Man A Solid With Special Master Order
Actual Racist Trolls Real Mad About Fictional Black Elves, Hobbits
Ever Wonder Why Aldi's Meat Is So Suspiciously Cheap? Tabs, Tues., Sept. 6, 2022
The Southern Strikes That Brought You The National Labor Relation Act!
Wonkette Weekend Reveals Shocking Radical Truth About Labor Day!
Wonkette Movie Night: Bridesmaids
Happy Labor Day Weekend, Have A F*ckin Egg
Selfish Workers Want To Earn Enough To Live On For Some Reason
Kevin McCarthy Sings The Body Electric, Twirling, Twirling, Twirling Towards Freedom!
Choose Your Own Wonkette Top Ten Stories Of The Week Adventure
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Late Summer Margaritas!
Trump Judge Orders FBI To Cough Up What They Found In Trump's Pool Shed And ... Oh, Whoops?
Hi I'm Sarah Palin, And I'm Here To Be Nice At Ya!
Republicans Just *Gutted* To Learn Joe Biden Says They Can't Kill Us
August Jobs Report Pretty Darn Good. Thanks, Brandon!
Dr. Oz Mad John Fetterman Hired Wrongfully Convicted Men Instead Of Imprisoning Them Forever
Hello! I, Vladimir Putin, Am On New Crusade For Global Window Safety
American President Defends Democracy, Wingnuts Outraged
Oath Keepers' Lawyer Kellye SoRelle Indicted For Criming With Her Clients
Responsible Gun Owner's 4-Year-Old Takes Loaded Gun To School
Hope You're Happy: Melania Had To Get New Underpants
45 Posts That Ended Up Being More Wholesome Than We Thought! Tabs, Fri., Sept. 2, 2022
America, Joe Biden Wants Your Soul
Trump Knows Real Reason FBI Raided Mar-a-Lago, They Were Looking For Hillary's Emails
Oklahoma Teacher Hounded Out Of Job For Telling Innocent Kids Of Forbidden Library
Near, Far, Wherever You Are, Here's Your Damn White House Press Briefing
Trump So Busy Fighting Merrick Garland He Can't Fight Congress
Mississippi To Cut Off Own Nose To Spite The 0.06% Of Students Who Major In Gender Studies
Go Home, Dumbf*ck Trump Lawyers, You're Drunk. Wait, You Did This Sober?
SC Republican Votes For Whole New Abortion Ban He Can Be Sad About Later
Dennis Prager Pretty Sure Women Evil, Will Steal Your Soul
Virginia Republicans Won't Get To Ban Dirty Sexporn Books From Barnes & Noble After All
Michiganders Want To Vote On Abortion, But GOP Fascists Will Nip That Democracy In The Bud!
Sarah Palin First Place Loser In Alaska US House Special Election
Weird Vintage Ads That Would Probably Be Banned Today! Tabs, Thurs., Sept. 1, 2022
Wonder What They'll Talk About At Today's White House Briefing!
Steve Doocy APPALLED Right Now, Strangely For Correct Reasons!
Ron DeSantis Dumps Some Gross Pedophile Lies On Florida Lt. Gov Nominee Karla Hernandez
Rightwing Creeps Terrorize Boston Children's Hospital After 'Libs Of Tiktok' Pushes Trans Panic
Joe Biden Approves Federal Aid For Jackson, MS Like Real American POTUS
Trump So Glad He Declassified Docs FBI Threw On Floor To Make Him Look Like Messy Little Stinker!
In Trump's Stolen Classified Docs Case, DOJ DONE FUCKING AROUND
Henry Kissinger Survives Mikhail Gorbachev
Kellyanne Conway Back To Whisper Evil Hatreds Into Fox Viewers' Ears
Herschel Walker, Leading Polls, Assures Voters His Bicycle Is Mentally Sound
30+ Bad Sibling-In-Law Stories No One Will Ever Forget! Tabs, Wed., Aug. 31, 2022
Dinesh D'Souza Mule Book Had ERROR In It? HOLD THE F*CKING PHONE!
Ever Been 'Dershowitz-ed'? Here's Alan Dershowitz To Explain What That HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
Hard-Working Classy Person Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Some Words For You Lazy Poors
Jackson, Mississippi, Fresh Out Of Water
Home Ec Major Marsha Blackburn Not Paying For YOUR Useless (Gay) Degree!
Secret Service Agent Tony Ornato Nopes Out Of Government Service On Eve Of January 6 Testimony. Huh!
Lotta Little Bitty Men Makin' Great Big Threats About 'Riots In The Streets' Right Now
Another A-Hole With An AR-15 Shoots Up An Oregon Supermarket
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Ruins 20 Lives For Fascist ‘Election Integrity’ Photo Op
Bleak, Bitter And Weird: An Exploration Of Truth Social's Pop Culture Takes!
Mitch McConnell Forced To Spend Friday Night With Butt Armpit Candidates Dr. Oz And Herschel Walker
30 Best Labor Day Recipes for the Last Cookout of the Season! Tabs, Tues., Aug. 30, 2022
Trump Pretty Sure Ron DeSantis Going Single White Fascist On Him
Get The Fainting Salts And Smelling Couches, Joe Biden Called Republicans 'Semi-Fascist!'
Time For Your Monday TRUMP RAID Update!
Monday White House Press Briefing? Well, Since You Asked So Nicely!
Breitbart's 'My Son Hunter' Looks Exactly As Terrible As You Would Expect
Black Duke Volleyball Players Served Racist Abuse During Brigham Young Match
Brain Genius Herschel Walker Gonna Keep Talking Raphael Warnock Into Another Senate Term
California To Help Fund Travel For Out-of-State Abortion Patients
Creepy Ghoul Blake Masters Not Winning Over Voters In Arizona Senate Race
New Hampshire Republicans Setting Fire To Senate Chances, Hooray!
45 Creative And Free Ideas For An Elegant Upcycled Yard! Tabs, Mon., Aug. 29, 2022
Wonkette Weekend Chat All Pumped Up Over Student Loan Forgiveness
How Has Lauren Boebert Been Hurt By Modern Dance Auteur Yvonne Rainer?
Wonkette Movie Night: Saving Grace
Doug Mastriano Loves Confederate Cosplay And Also Conversion Therapy
Ron DeSantis Suspends Four Broward School Board Members, Appoints Loyal Republicans
Ted Cruz Worried Student Debt Relief Will Encourage Baristas To Vote
Are Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Cool Or What?
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Maple Bacon Old Fashioned!
Laura Loomer Ready To Go To Washington After Losing Primary Election
Helping 43 Million Americans With Student Debt: It's Another BFD!
DACA Now Slightly Less Likely To Be Thrown Out By Supreme Court!
Blake Masters Here! Can You Tell Me What Abortion Position You Want Me To Adopt And I'll Adopt It?
LIVE READ: The Mar-a-Lago Affidavit Is Here. Let's Discuss!
FOX Hosts Think Grooming Kids Into S&M By Spanking Them At School Really Fine And Great!
Joe Biden Drops F-Bomb On MAGA Chuds: Damn Right They're Fascists
Megyn Kelly Will Sic Deathbots On Dr. Anthony Fauci For His Crimes, Darn Him To Heck!
Biden Pentagon So Woke It Doesn't Even Want To Murder Civilians Anymore!
Everyone Loves This Ginger Peach Dumpcake Recipe! Tabs, Fri., Aug. 26, 2022
Guilty Plea From Degenerates Who Stole Biden Daughter's Diary And Sold It To Project Veritas
Joe Biden CANCEL CULTURES Student Debt! So How Do You Get You Some Of That?
Incoming Dem Rep. Pat Ryan Calls Trump Traitor, Is Your New Congress Crush Probably
Florida Voters Abort Career Of Judge Who Ruled Teen Girl Wasn't Mature Enough For Abortion
White House Press Briefing Probably Just More Mic-Dropping About Student Loan Relief
Here's Your Monthly Reminder That Bill Barr Was Corrupt As Hell
Garbage Uvalde Police Chief Plays Hooky From School Board Vote To Fire Him, Is Still Fired
No, Sorry, Laura Loomer Would’ve Been Perfect Fit For Trump’s Republican Party
Fox News Assclowns Whining About Student Loan Relief Very Hilarious, Please Cry More
Your IQ Is 140 If You Get 10/12 On This History Quiz! Tabs, Thurs., Aug. 25, 2022
What? Beltway Idiots Might Have Gotten Midterms And Voter Rage About Abortion All Wrong? WHAAAT?
Here's Joe Biden To Tell You How He'll Cancel Assloads Of Student Debt!
Florida Gov Ron DeSantis Best Top Cool Guy Just Like Tom Cruise In That Movie!
Who Wanna Hear Some White Christian A-Hole Compare Having An Abortion To Hiring A Hitman?
Judge Dropkicks Trump's 'Major Motion' For WTF Even Is This Sh*t?
Hooray, Climate Law Protects EPA's Ability To Regulate CO2! But There's A Catch.
Oh FFS, That Idiot Actually Thinks State Secrets He Stole Are 'MY DOCUMENTS'
Hero Former KY Cop Pleads Guilty To Fudging Search Warrant That Got Breonna Taylor Killed
Kari Lake Shocked To Learn Obvious Antisemite She Endorsed Is Antisemite
Dr. Oz's Perfect Comeback HAHA, EAT A VEGETABLE, STROKE BOY! Not Going Over So Well, Huh
35 Kitchen Renovation Ideas To Transform The Cooking Experience! Tabs, Wed., Aug. 24, 2022
Happy Birthday Gretchen Whitmer, We Got You This Guilty Verdict Of Dudes Who Tried To Kill You!
Wingnuts Still Addicted To Trans Panic
Trump Lawyers Lob Flaming Bag Of Dog Sh*t At Federal Court In Warrant Fight
Living Brain Donor Herschel Walker Pretty Sure There’s Too Many Damn Trees On The Planet
Who's Totally Fine With Literal Nazi Stuff Today?
SCANDAL! Finland’s Prime Minister Young Woman Who Dances With Friends
Yes, Junior, Tell Us More About Which State Secrets Would Be SO COOL For Daddy To Steal!
Trump Tried To Executive Privilege Himself Out Of A Criminal Investigation? This Year? WTF???
$120,000 Kansas Abortion Referendum Recount Proves The Vote Is Riggeder Than You Thought!
Dr. Fauci Thinks He’s Out, But Republicans Are Gonna Pull Him Back in
Laura Ingraham DEMANDS Viewers Get Excited About Total Garbage GOP Senate Candidates, Dammit!
Christofascist Groyper Excited To Rip Us From Our Homes 'For Being Degenerate Liars'
35 Tik Tok Vegan Recipes That Would Taste Better With More Meat. Tabs, Tues., Aug. 23, 2022
Lauren Boebert Stunned College Dems Don’t Want To Hang With A-holes Like Her
Republicans Just Recycling Old Bullsh*t On Sunday Shows And Hoping Something Sticks
CNN's Lurch To Right Not Unprecedented For CNN
Trump Promises 'Major Motion' As His Lawyers Are MIA And Judge Rethinks Publishing Affidavit
Biden Acknowledges Slavery Existed. That’ll Piss Off Republicans!
Gretchen Whitmer Saving Michigan From Advanced Case Of Tudor Dixon
Violent Misogynist Andrew Tate Banished From TikTok, Pretty Much Everywhere Else
Republicans Just Gonna ‘Defund’ Any Actual Integrity Within FBI
Wisconsin Voters Look Maybe Ready To Ditch Senate’s Dumbest Republican
Eleventh Circuit Signs Lindsey Graham's 'Get Out Of Testimony Free' Card In Georgia
These Entitled Beggars Will Make Your Blood Boil! Tabs, Mon., Aug. 22, 2022
Wonkette Weekend Chat Will Defund The FBI But Not The X-Files Division
'Empathetic And Loving' Neo-Nazi Who Stole Pelosi's Laptop May Attend Ren Faire
Wonkette Movie Night: The Big Lebowski
Florida Protects School Children From Dictionaries And All The Naughty Words Inside Them
Texas Schools Just Going Full Christian Nationalist Now
Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Is Gonna Duet
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, We're Making Limoncello And A Bumblebee!
New Congresswoman Nuttier Than Squirrel Poop, Greene And Boebert To Amp Up Crazy Accordingly
‘We’re Not Hateful’ Says School After Telling LGBTQ Students to GTFO
Idaho Library Board Meeting Swarmed By ... People Who LOVE Libraries!
Wonkette Book Club With ‘Yippie Girl’ Author Judy Gumbo!
Hi, I'm Ron DeSantis, Passing Terrible Laws And Kidney Stones In Equal Measure
Michigan Republicans Reaaaaally Don't Want You To Vote On Abortion, Voting Rights
Man Bites Dog: Republicans Won't Endorse Proud Boy Running For School Board, Sad!
When We All Boycotted A Sh*tty Beer
Wait What's This About John Fetterman And $1 Houses?
Trump Lawyers Swallow Hard As Judge Orders FBI To Redact Affidavit For Publication
South Carolina SCOTUS Unanimously Blocks State's Abortion Ban While Waiting For Worser Abortion Ban
18 Out Of 18 Former Trump Officials Agree Trump Didn't Declassify Dick
45 Creative Upcycling Ideas For Old Kids Toys! Tabs, Fri., Aug. 19, 2022
Godly Christian Pastor Knows How Commie Biden-Voting CNN-Loving Abortion Whores Are Made
What Books Are We Burning Today? A Back To School Roundup!
What's Mitch McConnell Saying About Taking Back The Senate Today?
Dr. Oz Too Sleepy To Know What Grocery Stores, His Kids Are Called
Why Didn't Liz Cheney Concede Graciously, Like Mr. Manners Donald Trump?
Georgia DA Fani Willis Did Not Come To Play With These Trifling Republicans
Here's Tucker Making High-Pitched Tucker Giggles About Liz Cheney Getting 'Spanked'
Here Come Those Student Loan Payments Again, Falling On Your Head Like A Memory
Uh Oh, Maybe Allen Weisselberg IS Testifying Against Trump Organization!
Dr. Oz Fails Common 'How Many Houses Do You Own' Brain-Teaser, What A Stupid Dumbass
45 Times When Reality Crushed Expectations! Tabs, Thurs., Aug. 18, 2022
Have We Mentioned Just How Amazing The Climate Bill Is? Let Us Do So ONCE MORE
What Is DHS Inspector General Covering Up For Secret Service, Congress Would Like To F*CKING KNOW
NBA Totally In The Tank For Democracy, Wingnuts Outraged
New York Times Asks Democratic Primary Candidates, ‘What Am Plan B?’
As Walls Close In, Trump Vomits Out Several More Ridiculous Excuses For Stealing Documents
Hold Up, Is Alaska About To Send A Democrat To Congress?
Florida Pretty Sure Teenage Girl Not Grown-Up Enough For Abortion, And Other Tales From Hell
Joe Biden Tyrannizing Hearing Aid Manufacturers Now By Letting Them Sell Over-The-Counter
Dr. Oz Is The Sex Robot Candidate For Pennsylvania Senate
Loser Trump Can't Find Real Lawyers Again
Tennessee Teachers Barred From Having Classroom ... Books
The Worst Insults On TV Food Competitions Ever! Tabs, Wed., Aug. 17, 2022
Lindsey Graham Under Mistaken Impression Merrick Garland Gives F*ck What He Thinks
Here's Joe Biden To Sign Your Climate Bill And Punch Mitch McConnell In The Snoot!
Come Laugh Derisively With Us At Andrew Yang!
Democrat Val Demings Leading Marco Rubio In Florida, And Other Bad News For Joe Biden!
Go The F*ck To Jail, Allen Weisselberg. Wait, Which One Is Allen Weisselberg?
Which Of Trump’s Fawning Adult Sons Is The Most Pathetic?
Crazed MAGA Guys Keep Threatening Violence Even After Trump Calls For Calm ... Oh, He Didn't?
Tuesday Primary Preview: So Long, Liz Cheney & Sarah Palin?
Fox News Host Asked If Trump Tried To Sell State Secrets To Foreigns, So He's Probably Fired Now
Is Mandela Barnes Just Too Black, Too Woke, Too Dreamy To Beat Senate’s Dumbest Republican?
Tucker And Trump, Translated: Nice Country You Got There. Shame If Anything Were To Happen To It.
Is This An MTG Interview Or Is It The Final Scene Of 'Cabaret?'
15 Alternate Summer Plans When The FBI Seizes Your Passport. Tabs, Tues., Aug. 16, 2022
BREAKING: All Investigations Into Fake Elector Ratf*cking Scheme Blowing Up At Once
Today In Labor History: August 15, 1914, The Panama Canal Opens
GOP Rep. Mike Turner Can't Believe Trump Isn't All-Powerful King
Very Serious Dr. Oz Ad Depicts John Fetterman’s Head As Groovy Party With Giant Bong, AOC Inside It
New Evidence Makes Death Row Inmate Richard Glossip Look Even More Innocent
Sebastian Gorka Pretty Sure FBI Bugged Trump's Toilet In Act Of War On Real American Hobbits
Right Wing Scolds Having A Normal One Over 'A League Of Their Own' Series
Trump Stooge Retires Pro-Impeachment Republican Jaime Herrera Beutler In Washington
Coup-Plotting Trump Might’ve Also Had Documents Revealing US Intelligence Sources
Three Tik-Tok Cleaning Hacks You Should Skip! Tabs, Mon., Aug. 15, 2022
Wonkette Weekend Chat: ‘What The Hell, Wisconsin?’ Edition
Let Us Assure You, No One Is Fatwa-ing JK Rowling Over Her Transphobic Nonsense
Trump’s Lies Are Going To Kill Someone
Lauren Boebert's Family GOES ROGUE
Wonkette Movie Night: Star Trek IV
So About All The Murder Plans On Trump's Platform 'Truth Social'
Merrick Garland Strangely Unmoved By Trump Request To Do Us A Favor Though And Call Off The FBI
The Top 5 Best Excuses For Why Trump Was Hiding Those Top Secret Documents!
Is The IRS Coming To *Actually Kill You*, Check One Box
Salman Rushdie May Lose A Damn Eye
Gee, Kevin McCarthy, IS America Better Off Than We Were Two Years Ago?
Wonkette's Top Ten Is The Only Place To Come For Curtains
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Vacation Rum!
Trump Wraps Unprecedented Week With Warrant Showing Investigation For OH JUST ESPIONAGE
Is Brian Kilmeade Trying To Get Judge Killed, Or Is That Hilarious 'Satire'?
Ex-Cop, Current Lying Liar Gets Seven Years For January 6 Nonsense
NPR Clutches Its Pearls Over Beto O'Rourke's Motherf*cking Madness
Release The Warrant ... Err, We Mean Affidavit, Demands GOP!
Anti-Abortion Utah Councilman Knows Placenta Facts. You Think You Know Placenta Facts? Wrong.
Study: As Coal Plants Close, Local Clean Energy Jobs Could Employ All Their Workers
By The Pricking Of Our Thumbs, Something Treason This Way Comes? Allegedly!
MAGA Crowd Already Decrying Now-Dead FBI Attempted Shooter As False Flag Crisis Actor
17+ Organizing Hacks That Will Make Our Lives Simpler Than Ever! Tabs, Fri., Aug. 12, 2022
Here Is Merrick Garland With An Important Announcement, Probably About Summer Boating Safety
Oh THOSE Classified Documents In Trump's Trash Palace Basement!
Trump Crawling-Out-Of-His-Skin Scared Right Now, And You Love It
Joe Biden Deports Trump's 'Remain In Mexico' Policy
Not To Jinx It Or Anything, But Joe Biden's Having A Pretty Good Week, Huh?
Beto Calls A Motherf*cker By Its Name
Kayleigh McEnany's Sister Has New Dating App For Horny MAGA Losers, How Hot Is That?
Polls Show Democratic Sen. Cortez Masto Running The Table In Nevada
Andrew Yang Pretty Sure Rolling Over For Trump Will Keep Us Safe From His Fascist Mob
40 Creative Ideas To Upcycle Old Furniture! Tabs, Thurs., Aug. 11, 2022
Charlie Kirk Thinks Scott Perry Phone Seizure Is 'Separation Of Powers' Issue. Stay In School, Kids.
No, Alex Jones, *Morally* Bankrupt Doesn't Count!
Inflation Reduction Act’s Gonna Make Sure Rich People Pay Their Taxes. What Is This, VENEZUELA?
Trump Shuts Damn Mouth For Once
Rick Scott Pretty Sure Nazi Gestapo Army Raided Innocent Angel Trump’s Home
Wisconsin Primary: Trump-Backed Sociopath Defeats Pence-Backed Sociopath!
Trump Has Some Nerve Bringing Up Hillary Clinton’s Emails Again
Disney-Slapping Tyrant Ron DeSantis Somehow Still Leading Florida Governor Polls
Sounds Like Whatever Trump Stole Was Baaaaaaaaaaaaaad
Throw In The Towel: 40 Innovative Ideas To Organize A Messy Laundry Room! Tabs, Wed., Aug. 10, 2022
OK Fine Charlie Kirk Raid YOU Now, How You Like Get Raid By Charlie Kirk, HOW YOU LIKE IT?
Oh Shoot, Now Trump Has To Give Congress His Taxes :(
After Trump’s FBI Raid Republicans Go All F**k Tha Police
LIVE: Karine Jean-Pierre Answering Peter Doocy's Dimwit Questions About Tyranny, Probably
Is Old Chram Injury Preventing Rudy Giuliani From Testifying To Georgia Grand Jury?
Time To Throw Donald Trump In Email Jail ... Said No Republican Ever
What Is SALT Cap? How Is SALT Cap Formed?
Why Is Tucker Carlson 'Sh*tting Himself' Today?
Doug Ducey Endorses Bananapants Kari Lake For Arizona Gov Because There Are No ‘Good’ Republicans
Abortion Bans Are Already Harming People Who Aren't Even Pregnant
Texas Church Illegally Desecrates 'Hamilton' With Tacky Evangelicalism And Homophobia
Haven’t We Finally Had Enough Of Marco Rubio?
Good Morning, Donald Trump. Welcome To F*cking Around And Finding Out!
33 Bridesmaid Gifts That Your Friends Won’t Secretly Return. Tabs, Tues., Aug. 9, 2022
Would You Buy Anything From Rick Scott? We Didn't Think So.
Republicans Losing Their Sh*t Over IRA Bill. What Fun!
Trump More Popular Than Ever With CPAC Faithful. Maybe They Just Like Fascists.
GOP Michigan AG Nominee May Be In Wee Spot Of Legal Bother Over Election Machine Breach
Turns Out Your Favorite 'Let's Go Brandon' Shirts Not Made In America
Senate Republicans Triumph Over Affordable Insulin
Hey, We’ve Got Us A Big Climate, Tax, Healthcare Bill. Thanks, Joe Manchin!
C’mon, Georgia, Make Stacey Abrams Governor
30+ Amateur Home Renovations That Actually Happened! Tabs, Mon., Aug. 8, 2022
Wonkette Weekend Chat Travels The World And The Seven Seas
Oh, Is Nancy Mace Worried Now That The U.S. Is Turning Into 'The Handmaid's Tale?'
Wonkette Movie Night: A League Of Their Own
Indiana Banned Almost All Abortions And Now Employers Are Scrambling To Get The Hell Out
Alex Jones Ordered To Pay 45 Million More (Possibly Symbolic) Dollars To Sandy Hook Family
Will You Just Look At All This (Straight) Library Smut?
Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Make The World Go 'Round
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Freezer Martinis!
January 6 Stool Pigeon Spends CPAC Cosplaying In Jail Cell He Avoided By Squealing
Kyrsten Sinema OK With Saving Planet, If We Just Do Her Hedge Fund Friends One Little Favor Though
Kari Lake Victory Proves Republicans Need No Help Electing Kooks
I'm Sam Alito And I Will F*ck Up Kansas For Voting In Favor Of Abortion Rights
Joe Biden's Economy Added 528,000 Jobs In July, How Awful (For Fox News)!
Jamaal Bowman Wants Corporations To Stop Price Gouging Us All Over The Place
Brittney Griner's Show Trial Ends With 9-Year Sentence, Now Prisoner Swap Can Start
Dick Cheney Takes Donald Trump Quail Hunting, With Words
DOJ Charges Cops In Killing Of Breonna Taylor
Millennials Sharing Parenting Tips And Quips Gen X Would Never Get! Tabs, Fri., Aug. 5, 2022
Fox News Terribly Offended That Washington Post Printed Dead Congresswoman's Biography
Shut Up, You Gross Bigots, The Kids Aren't Catching 'The Trans' From Each Other
What Rhymes With 'Thursday'? Not Much. Here's Your White House Presser!
American Fascists Welcome Viktor Orban Like He's Hitler Come Back From France
Ron Johnson: Must We Give People Medicare, Social Security Just Because They're 'Old'?
Alex Jones And His Lawyer Get Spaaaaanked In Court
Republicans Super Sad Kansans Voted Down Abortion Ban, Boo Hoo
Here's Trump Idiot John Eastman Trying To Get Rudy Giuliani To Help Him Overthrow Georgia
Florida Gov Ron DeSantis Gonna Send In The Marines To Replace All The Teachers He Chased Away
Nancy Pelosi Goes To Taiwan, Uh Oh, That's A Warrin'!
Someone Didn't Put A Headline On Before She Went To Dinner! Tabs, Thurs., Aug. 4, 2022
Dennis Prager Can't Prove 2020 Election Fraud, Just Feels It In His Heart, Like God Or Santa
Alex Jones Thinks He's Going To Beat The Legal System. He Is Wrong.
MI Primary Update: Tudor Dixon In, Peter Meijer Out, As Republicans Go Full Wackjob
On Your Mark, Get Set, White House Press Briefing!
Coal Baron Joe Manchin Pitches Climate Bill To Former Green Party Activist Kyrsten Sinema
Defense Department And Army Texts From Jan. 6 Also Deleted? Cool.
Arizona Primary Update: All The Worst People Won!
Illinois Republican Gov Nominee Pretty Sure Abortion Worse Than Holocaust Because He’s A Damn Fool
Kansas Voters Just Told Anti-Abortion Republicans To Eat Bag Of Dicks, AND HOW!
The Big Mistakes You're Making With Zucchini! Tabs, Wed., Aug. 3, 2022
Hey Kids, Ben Shapiro Here To Talk About About 'Moisture State Of Your Own Vagina'
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, White House Press Briefing
Fox News So Mad At Joe Manchin Now, HOW VERY DARE HE!
Soulless Automaton Blake Masters Will Most Likely Take On AZ Senator Mark Kelly
Republicans: Joe Biden Killed Al-Qaeda Leader, And Somehow That's Bad
Trump Is Ready To F*ck Sh*t UP For ERIC In Missouri Senate Primary!
That $8 Billion Kansas Abortionplex From The Onion, But Instead It's A Fake Texas Clinic For Jesus
Herschel Walker’s Pretty Sure He Can Whoop Elie Mystal In Georgia Senate Race
What Not To Wear To An Alabama Execution
Trump's Saudi Golf Tournament Sounds Like Real Festival Of Accidental Boners
Pastor Greg Locke Has Important Update On His Witch Problem
A Very PACT Sunday Show Rundown Featuring Jon Stewart
Flash Floods Washing Away Kentucky, In Case You Hadn't Heard
Start Your August Off Right With A White House Press Briefing!
Will Secret Service Go To Email Jail Over Missing Jan. 6 Texts? GOP Strangely Silent On This One!
Who Does Arizona's Wendy Rogers Love More? Literal Nazis Or Kyrsten Sinema?
Hero Centrist Betsy Johnson Might Just Stick Oregon With A Republican Governor
Trump Pretty Sure US Should Let ‘Spoiled’ Brittney Griner Rot In Russian Prison
MI GOP Gov. Hopeful Wants To Help Child Rape Victims, By Forcing Them To Give Birth
Can Wisconsin Upgrade From Dumbest Republican In Senate To Dreamiest Democrat?
Actors Who Basically Gagged Kissing Their Co-Stars! Tabs, Mon., Aug. 1, 2022
Wonkette Weekend Chat Is Still Too Darn Hot!
Today In Labor History: Cotton, Colonialism And The Maji-Maji Rebellion
Wonkette Movie Night: Bagdad Cafe
Let's All Be Shocked And Surprised By This Matt Gaetz/Roger Stone Hot Mic Situation
Congress Votes To Ban Guns That Can Kill A Classroom Full Of Kids In Under A Minute
Pharma Groups Hope To Scare Americans Into Letting Them Make Fools Of Us Forever
Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Is Bringing Sexy Back
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Cuba Libre!
Christofascist Matt Walsh Knows Who Has Orgies, Okay?
Miami School Board Wants Sex In Schools After All. Uh, Middle And High School Sex-Ed, That Is.
Yee-haw! I'm Governor Greg Abbott, And I Say Covid's Over! And Also Not Over!
Vanilla Ice Just Has Too Much Integrity To Endorse Gun-Toting Missouri Republican
Congress Passes CHIPS Act, Terrible Erik Estrada Headline Joke Deleted For You, The Reader
Peggy Noonan Wanders, Lonely, Through The End Of Capitalism And Office Birthday Parties
Samuel Alito Went To Rome To Gloat That The Supreme Court Is A Religious Body
Governors Goofus, Gallant Help Out With Schools!
Republicans So Mad About Dems' Climate Bill They're Going To Punch Veterans In The Throat!
Josh Hawley Is Preparing A Pamphlet About His Penis
45 Coworkers That Are Genuinely A Walking Ray Of Sunshine! Tabs, Fri., July 29, 2022
Trump: A Noun, A Verb, And A Giant F*ck You To 9/11 Victims' Families
'Bipartisan' Bill Would Graciously Let Workers Work For Less Than Minimum Wage!
Joe Biden Wants You To Watch This Press Briefing
Joe Biden In Pocket Of BIG SUN! (Seriously, Come Get A Nice Time)
John Roberts Begged Brett Kavanaugh Not To Hurt America, But He Did It Anyway
Trump Threatens To Sue CNN For Calling Him A Lying Liar Who Lies A Lot
Anti-Abortion States Worst Places To Get Pregnant And Have Kids. Who Would Have Thought?
Suddenly Joe Manchin's Playing Ball On Climate, Healthcare, Taxes?
Ron DeSantis Found Some New Drag Queens To Shake His Weenus At
Kari Lake Pretty Sure Her Enemies Are Stealing AZ Election She’s Already Won
Indiana AG Still 'Investigating' Doc Who Helped 10-Year-Old, God Knows Why
Ted Cruz Says We're A Go For Butt Stuff
15 Dramatic Modern Victorian Decor Ideas! Tabs, Thurs., July 28, 2022
Herschel Walker Knows Who's Scared To Debate, It Is Guy Who Keeps Challenging Him To Debates
Court Bounces MAGA Brat Nicholas Sandmann's Defamation Suits For SHUT UP GO AWAY
It's Press Briefing Summer At The White House! So Here's A Press Briefing!
19-Year-Old Abortion Rights Activist Finds One Good Use For Matt Gaetz
Is Secret Cabal Of Woke Hillary Lovers At FBI Conspiring To Hide THE REAL TRUTH About Hunter Biden?
Donald Trump's Great Idea To End Homelessness: Let's Invent Favelas!
Hero Cincinnati Cop Caught On Tape Ranting About Those F**king N-Words She F**king Hates
Dare We Dream That Donald Trump Could At Last Be Well And Truly F*cked?
Russia Plans To Pull Out Of International Space Station, Might Be Talking Out Of Uranus
Fox News Idiot So Glad Jan. 6 Hearings Making Trump Look So Good
Kamala Harris Provides Self-Description In Disability Rights Meeting, Like A Monster!
RINO-Hunting Scumbag Eric Greitens Headed For Flawless Third Place Finish In MO Primary
Trump Campaign Lawyers Were Takin' ALL The Notes On Their Motherf*ckin' Conspiracy
Unsold Luxury Suites On Antarctica Cruises From The US! Tabs, Wed., July 27, 2022
Y'all Probably Dying To Hear What Lauren Boebert Thinks Of Marriage Equality
Jury To Decide How Much Of Alex Jones's Trucker Speed Moneys Sandy Hook Parents Entitled To
Tuesdays Are For White House Press Briefings, ALLEGEDLY
Wouldn’t You Just Love To See Tim Ryan Beat Dumpster Fire J.D. Vance In Ohio?
FBI Vampire Slayer Herschel Walker Ready To Own Raphael Warnock At Debates, If He Shows Up
Let Them Eat Volleyball: Mississippi Blew Welfare Funds On College Sports Facility
Pence Aide Marc Short Spills All The Tea On Trump Coup Plot To Grand Jury
If This Republican Congressman Is Your Dad, We Are Sorry
Is Coachella Money Helping Elect Anti-Abortion Attorney General Candidates?
J.D. Vance Just Suggesting Maybe Women Should Stay Married To Abusive A-Holes
OAN Rails Against 'Radical Marxist Verizon' For Dumping It
What To Eat When It’s Too Damn Hot To Cook. Tabs, Tues., July 26, 2022
Did Madison Cawthorn Get Caught Groping Campaign Finance Regulations? Or Was It Just Horseplay?
Can Beto O’Rourke Free Texas From Gun-Humping GOP Gov. Greg Abbott?
Your Sunday Shows This Week Are A Whole Lotta Liz Cheney!
Here's Your White House Press Briefing/Biden COVID Status Update!
Secret Service Says It's Very Cool, Very Legal For Agents To Delete All Their Texts
Oprah-Approved Celeb Author Wes Moore Still Best Possible Option For Maryland Governor
New Body Cam Footage Shows Uvalde School Police Chief Fully In Command Of Clusterf*ck
University Of Michigan Med Students Walk Out On Forced Birther's Keynote Speech
Dr. Birx Helping Fox News Spread Its BS About COVID Vaccines, So That Is A Surprise
Christlike Man Charged With Hate Crime, Surprise It's About A Drag Brunch
Will ‘Tiny,’ ‘Pretty Weird’ New Hampshire Re-elect Dem Sen. Maggie Hassan?
47+ Major Construction Projects That Failed Dramatically! Tabs, Mon., July 25, 2022
Wonkette Weekend Is Running Up That Hill With Hounds Of Love!
Scientology Wants SCOTUS To Enforce Arbitration Contracts Against Rape Accusers
Wonkette Movie Night: Hidden Figures
Ted Cruz Shares Story Of Snappy Comeback He Thought Of One Time
Steve Bannon Sorry Not Sorry For Loving Trump Too Much
Trump Supporters Claim J6 Defendant Suicided Due To Conditions Of Jail He Wasn't In
Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Is The Real Anastasia
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Mud Shark!
SHHHHHH! Oklahoma Librarians Barred From Even Saying The Word 'Abortion'
MELANIA TRUMP IS NOT LIAR, YOU ARE LIAR!!!1!
Thanks To Hyundai, Child Labor Making A Comeback In The US Of A!
The Five Acts Of The January 6 Hearings Season Finale!
I'm Josh Hawley And I'd Like To Explain Why I Fled Through The Capitol Like A Giant Weenie
Fear Not, America! Karl Rove, Bill Barr Here To 'Protect' Your Voting Rights!
Lululemon Workers Unionizing, Probably Not Too Concerned About Who John Galt Is
Just What We Needed: New York's Got Polio!
Louie Gohmert Got To Talk About Whatever He Wanted Yesterday!
20 Everyday Things Kate Middleton Is Not Allowed To Do! Tabs, Fri., July 22, 2022
187 Minutes: It's Your January 6 Hearings, Day 8 LIVEBLOG!
Here Are The ... *Checks Notes* ... EIGHT House Republicans Cool With You Using Birth Control
Hey, Remember How The World Actually Fixed The Ozone Hole? And Acid Rain?
SF Mayor, New DA, Know What Will Solve This Mess, And It Is MORE DRUG WAR!
Biden's Got The Stinky COVID, So Here's A Press Briefing
Is Your Republican Senator A Vile Gay-Hating Pig Or Nah? ROLL CALL!
Meet Garrett Ziegler, Gentleman/Brain-Genius/Jan. 6 Witness!
Is Military Recruitment Down Because 'Woke,' Or Because Rightwing Bigots Are GIANT DIAPER BABIES?
Fox News Sorry You Snowflakes Can't Handle A Little Heatwave, WHAR'S YER GLOBAL WARMIN' NOW, LIBS?
Joe Biden To Meet Climate Crisis Behind Gym, Punch It Right In The Snoot
Georgia Elementary School’s New Logo Just A Tad Too Nazi
When Did You Stop Molesting Your Students, Mrs. Finkelstein?
Former Celebrity Mansions That Are Now Worthless! 4 May Surprise You! Tabs, Thurs., July 21, 2022
John Fetterman Wants Everyone To Know He Is Fine And Dr. Oz Is Tool
AZ Republican Party Boots House Speaker Rusty Bowers For Failing To Big Lie Hard Enough
LIVE: Joe Biden Makes Climate Change Heat Wave With His Mouth Face
Kari Lake’s Gonna Burn In The Arizona Sun Voting In Person Like Her Trump God Intended!
DOJ Doesn't Give A Care If Trump Running For President, Should He Need An Arrestin'
Dr. Oz Keeps Forgetting He’s Not Running Against His Old Buddy Bernie Sanders
Secret Service Deleted Texts Five Minutes After Capitol Riot? Seriously, WTF?
Here Is The Venn Diagram Of Republicans Who Voted For Trump's Coup AND ALSO For Gay Marriage
Election-Denying Trump Toady Dan Cox Wins Maryland GOP Governor Nomination
OPEN UP, DOCTOR, IT'S THE MISCARRIAGE POLICE
Pete Kicked A(nother) Boy And He Liked It
Awww, Nikki Haley Still Thinks She Could Be President ... Of America!
They Shouldn't Have! 45 Times Pets Brought Their Humans Presents! Tabs, Wed., July 20, 2022
Secretary Mayor Pete Still Just Beating On GOP Idiots. Stop It, Pete! You're Too Strong!
Nevada GOP Loser Files Hilarious Big Lie LOLsuit
Tuesday White House Presser Is The Thing You Watch In This Blog Post
Doug Mastriano Cannot Ever Be Pennsylvania Governor. We Mean It.
Wisconsin AG Candidate Can't Find Any 'Voter Fraud,' So He's Making Some Up!
Dr. Oz So Mad Cheaty John Fetterman Cheating By Being On Right Side Of Issues!
Europe’s On Fire. This Is A Genuine Climate Emergency.
Idaho Republican Party: It's Okay If The Baby Containers Die
Trump Can't Wait To Run For President Because Feds Can't Find Him There
Lauren Boebert Not Gonna Let Dr. Fauci Retire Peacefully When She Has This Here Headless Pike
10 More Things About Herschel Walker That Are Untrue, Should He Claim Otherwise
Who’s The Biggest Damn Liar You Ever Met? Elise Stefanik, That’s Who!
This Guy Who Just Gets Comedy: Ladies Aren't Funny Because They Don't Throw Pies!
The 10 Best Drive-Thru Daiquiri Stands You Met Along The Way. Tabs, Tues., July 19, 2022
Overstock Weirdo Patrick Byrne Brings The Crazy To Jan. 6 Committee Testimony
Junior Nosferatu GOP Sen. Rick Scott Very Excited For 'Bloodbath'
Another Monday, Another White House Press Briefing!
Why Aren't We Having Any Summits About Taking Over School Boards?
Jan. 6 Committee Subpoenas Texts As Secret Service Shouts 'NOTHING TO SEE HERE!'
New Uvalde School Shooting Report Reveals Cops Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks Who Ever Sucked
WATCH: Vice President Kamala Harris At The NAACP Convention!
Maria Bartiromo, Ronny Jackson Pretty Sure Joe Biden’s Been Dead For Years
QAnon Candidate Under Arrest For Allegedly Fake Child Trafficking Report
Arizona GOP Senate Creeps Slug It Out Over Who’s The Worst Possible Candidate
Fired Southwest Flight Attendant Wins $5.1 Million For Being Anti-Abortion A-Hole On Facebook
Best Walking Shoes For Women's To Ensure Safety And Comfort! Tabs, Mon., July 18, 2022
Come Sit And Putter With Wonkette Weekend Chat!
Let Us All Enjoy This Definitely True Story About The World's Bravest Alan Dershowitz Fan
Anti-Abortion Creeps Coming For The Internet, Your Phone Conversations And The First Amendment
What Does Rand Paul Have That We Don't Have?
Iowa Town Gets Wish: No More LGBTQ Books, Because No More Library
Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Are Not Sorry
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Michelada!
Could Fareed Zakaria Show Us Where These Dems Who Only Talk About Pronouns Are?
Secret Service Says It Accidentally Deleted Jan 6 Texts. Or Never Deleted Them. Or ...
Senate Republicans Won't Let Gals Go Gallivanting All Over USA Abortin' Babies
CO Election Truther/Clerk Tina Peters In The Hoosegow Just For Violating Bail!
Hello! I'm Joe Manchin And I'm Once Again Screwing Everyone For No Reason!
Arizona Can't Function Without Forced Labor, Is That Bad?
Hey, White Cis Gay Guys! They're Coming For PrEP Now. You Should Probably Tune In.
Biden Admin Said ER's Have To Provide Abortions When Women's Lives Are In Danger. So Texas Is Suing.
What's Black And White And Read All Over? It's Tabs, Fri., July 15, 2022!
Welcome To America, Where 10-Year-Old Rape Victims Will Be Forced To Give Birth For Jesus
Newt Gingrich Knows What Liberals Are Like
New York Times: Won't Someone Think Of The Poor Forced Birthers In Blue States?
If There's One Thing Anarchists Love, It's Joe Biden
Uvalde School Surveillance Video Underlines How Much Nothing Cops Did For 77 Long Minutes
Why You Probably Shouldn’t Eat Tuna Salad You Didn’t Make Yourself. Tabs, Thurs., July 14, 2022
Elon Musk Versus Donald Trump: An Epic Battle Of The Sh*t Posters
Republicans Who Want To Control Your Uterus Just Wondering If People Can Give Birth To Tacos
Dr. Oz Very Hunty, Very Shooty, Very Real True Resident Of Pennsylvania, USA
John Bolton Says Jan. 6 Too Dumb To Be A Coup, And He Knows From Coups, Jake Tapper!
This Is How You Talk To Sniveling Rat Turds Like Josh Hawley
Oh No, Do Half Of GOP Voters Hate Donald Trump Now? (No.)
Kindly Judge Orders Lindsey Graham To Bring Ass To Georgia Grand Jury, Please And Thanks
Alaska GOP Senate Candidate Loon Thinks God Sent Her To ‘Subdue And Rule’ Some Fishes And Birds
Jan. 6 Hearing Recap: Trump Plans 'Unexpected' March On Capitol After Summoning Mob To DC
Texas Manages To Avoid Grid Collapse This Time, Yay!
Why Marvel Sometimes Releases Movies That Don’t Feature The Scarlet Witch. Tabs, Wed., July 13, 2022
Jill Biden’s Taco-Gate ‘Scandal’ Is REAL Most Important Story Of Day!
Connecting The Dots: It's Your January 6 Hearings, Day 7 LIVEBLOG!
Can A Slightly More Polite A-Hole Beat Disgusting Eric Greitens In GOP Missouri Senate Primary?
Space Probably Thinks It’s REAL F*ckin Hot Right Now
Oh Damn, 'The View' And Barbara Walters Owe Jessica Hahn A Big Apology
Democrat Nan Whaley Is Your Non-Forced Birth Candidate For Ohio Governor!
Fox News Pours One Out For Forgotten Victims Of Lower Gas Prices
Make-Ahead Dips You Can't Resist! Tabs, Tues., July 12, 2022
Florida Paper Super Sorry About 'What's So Bad About Boys Being Proud?' Op-Ed
Your Afternoon WonkTV: Karine Jean-Pierre Briefs The Press, Biden And Harris Look At Space Sh*t
ARE YOU OKAY, HERSCHEL WALKER? DO YOU NEED TO FIND A POLICE MAN OR A GROWN UP?
JK Rowling Now Super Best Friends With Lord Swathmalt (By Which We Mean Matt Walsh)
Pennsylvania GOP's Gross Anti-Abortion Constitutional Amendment Can Still Be Stopped!
Poor Man's Chris Wallace Tries Out Fox News Sunday!
Look, It's Biden And Harris Talking About The Gun Safety Bill That Actually Happened!
Secretary Mayor Pete Shoves Fox News A-Hole Into Locker, You Love To Watch!
Christians Are Sick Of Being Punished Just For Punishing Other People
Presenting Steve Bannon's Contempt of Congress Sh*tpiles, If They Please The Court
45 DIY Projects That Have Us Breaking Out Our Pencils And Hot Glue Guns! Tabs, Mon., July 11, 2022
A Wonkette Weekend Live Chat All Girls Revue!
Why Won't Biden Have This Perfectly Lovely War Criminal Over For Tea?
Wonkette Movie Night: Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory
Will No One Think Of How Elliot Page's Abs Have Directly Hurt Poor Jordan Peterson?
When We Made An Indentured Servant A Slave
Asst. Principal Fired For Claiming 'Laramie Project' Defames Christians Sues School
Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Would Never Legalize Weed By Accident
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Pegu Club!
Oklahoma Won't Even Tell Tulsa Schools How They Did 'Critical Race Theory,' So It Must Be BAD.
Brett Kavanaugh Doesn't Even Get To Enjoy His Tiramisu At Morton's, Whaa Whaa Whaa
Here, Have A Nice Round-Up Of Some Good Sh*t Our Elected Officials Are Doing!
Come Get A Nice Serving Of White House Press Briefing!
Peggy Noonan Knows All The Causes Of America's Shootings, Except Guns
Finally We Exported Something To Japan, Sorry It Is Gun Murder
Hooray, Our Abortion Access Executive Order Is Finally Here!
Poll Porn: Keep Up Those Hearings, It's Moving The Needle ... A Little!
Study: Prosecutorial Misconduct Helped Secure 550 Wrongful Death Penalty Convictions
How Can We Miss COVID If It Won't Go Away?
Oops Dr. Oz Forgot To Run For Senate Oops
Women Share Times When They Were Annoyingly Mansplained! Tabs, Fri., July 8, 2022
Ben Smith Lets Tucker Play With Himself On Camera, It Goes Great
UK Shan't Have Boris Johnson To Punt In The Bollocks, Anon, Mayhap!
Who's In The Mood For A Press Briefing With Karine Jean-Pierre? You Are!
Brittney Griner Pleads Guilty To Drug Charges, Can She Come Home Now?
Watch Joe Biden Give Medal Of Freedom To People Who Aren't 'Dead Rush Limbaugh' Or Devin Nunes!
Does Herschel Walker Lie To His Own Campaign? You Betcha! Any More Secret Kids? You Never Know!
LA's Progressive Prosecutor May Face Recall For Not Throwing Enough Kids In Adult Prison
WTF Is A 'Georgia Guidestone' And Why Are America's Least Stable People Happy It Got Blowed Up?
Maaaaaybe Cop Who Shot Tamir Rice Should Go Learn HVAC, Stop Trying For Cop Jobs!
By 'Coincidence' IRS Slaps Trump Enemies James Comey And Andy McCabe With Rare 'Random' Audit
Squirrels In Marjorie Taylor Greene's Brain Issue New Assessment Of Highland Park Shooting
New York Times Astonished Librarians Have Somehow Become Controversial
Airbnb Hosts With Unbelievable Rules, Chores, And Requirements! Tabs, Thurs., July 7, 2022
Hi Have You Put GOOD Into The World Today, And By Good We Mean Money And By World We Mean Wonkette!
Raise Your Hand If Your Friend Of 30 Years Cut An Ad Calling You A Piece Of Sh*t Today
British POTUS Boris Johnson Betrayed By Bunch Of SPLITTERS! No Really All His Cabinet Split.
GOP Will Investigate Jan. 6 Investigators For Investigating What GOP Did Jan. 6
Louisiana Doctors Warn Abortion Ban May Force Them To Be Death Panelists
New York Times 'Ectopic Pregnancies' Op-Ed Is Everything You Never Hoped For
Tucker Knows What Causes Mass Shootings, It Is Women
Kamala Harris Keeps Beating Ron DeSantis In Polls. Why Don't We Hear More About That?
45 Designs That Help Establish Order In Our Chaotic Lives! Tabs, Wed., July 6, 2022
Rudy Giuliani, Lindsey Graham, And John Eastman Got Subpoenas For Their 4th Of July Present!
Welcome Back To Your Daily White House Press Briefings!
Trump Spent 4th Of July VERY MAD At Liz Cheney, Or Maybe He Had Gas
People Who Call Adam Kinzinger's Office Seem Nice
White GA Candidates Who Ratf*cked Black Lady's School Job Lose Elections Like Big Old Losers
CA Gov Gavin Newsom Throws Punch At FL Gov DeSantis's Giant Glass Jaw
New York Times Back On Its Bullsh*t, Finds Some Young Women Who Hate Abortion
Gross Depression-Era Foods You Have To Taste To Understand! Tabs, Tues., July 5, 2022
Happy Independence Day: Fetterman Drags Dr. Oz For Living In King George's Old Digs (In New Jersey)
Republicans Still Pretty Sure All Those January 6 People Were Secret Liberals
Vanity Fair Declares Most Oppressive Look Of The Last Century Totally Feminist
Minnesota Accidentally Legalizes Weed, Forgets To Tax It, Can't Find Car
Your Top Ten Wonkette Stories Of The Week Are A Firework
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Shark Bait Cooler!
Kathleen Parker Colossally Wrong About SCOTUS And Abortion, Regrets Nothing, Should Retire
Trump Pitches Tantrum After Cassidy Hutchinson Fires Lawyer He Assigned Her
What The Hell Is Happening In Wisconsin?
Anti-Abortion Misogynists So Excited For Whores To See Consequences!
Nice Time! Yeah, It's California Doing Cool Sh*t Again
I'm The Independent State Legislature Theory, And I'm Here To F*ck Up American Democracy In 2024!
Merrick Garland Brought AZ Sen Prez Karen Fann A Present, It Is This 'Fraudit' Subpoena!
Poll! People Suddenly Realizing Abortion, Women's Rights Kind Of Important
Clarence Thomas Wants To Know More About Aborted QAnon Mole Babies
They Tried To Witness Tamper Cassidy Hutchinson SPECIFICALLY? Well Then! How Interesting!
Women Today Are Choosing Pets Over Kids And Now We Know Why! Tabs, Fri., July 1, 2022
Liz Cheney Calls Trump Garbage Right To Reagan Library's Face
Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson Takes Oath As Supreme Court Throws Another Tire On The Dumpster Fire
Overturning Roe Already Threatens Women's Health, To Surprise Of Nobody
Trump White House Counsel Pat Cipollone Gets Jan 6 Subpoena Like A Common John Eastman
Jesse Watters Just Asking Who Will Turn Letters On 'Wheel Of Fortune' If All The Women Go On Strike
Raphael Warnock MAYBE POSSIBLY Doing Very Well But Maybe He Isn't, You Don't Know
Live From Madrid, It's The President Of America!
45 Charming Garden Designs We Didn't Know We Needed! Tabs, Thurs., June 30, 2022
AZ QAnon A-Hole Kari Lake Will Sue ALL DRAG QUEENS Who Reveal How Full Of Sh*t She Is
Ron DeSantis Fights For Free Speech By Banning Teachers Mentioning Slavery And Gay People
Liz Cheney Just Saying GET YOUR ASS IN A CHAIR, PAT CIPOLLONE, YOU F*CKER
Election Denier Tina Peters Loses CO Secretary Of State Primary, Probably Because It Was RIGGED
Kamala Harris Knew Kavanaugh And Gorsuch Lied To Her Face, Jesus Christ, Duh
Ginni Thomas Wishes She Could Help The Jan 6 Committee, But ...
Reviews Are In: Select Committee's 'Madness Of King Donald' Was Boffo Hit!
New York Republicans Remind Andrew Giuliani Second Place Is First Loser
Associated Press Discovers Republicans May Not Be Best At Helping Little Babies After All??!!
Garbage Texas AG Might Bag Him A Sodomite Before This Is All Over
Totally Fake: The Fakest Reality Shows On TV! Tabs, Wed., June 29, 2022
HE TRIED TO DRIVE THE LIMO FROM THE BACK SEAT
Chris Cillizza Farts Out Millionth Inane Column About Hillary Clinton Maybe Running For President
Surprise January 6 Hearing, Let's Watch It Live!
Meadows Aide Cassidy Hutchinson Ready To F*ck Sh*t Up At Jan 6 Committee Hearing
Ooh, Hillary Clinton's Talkin' Sh*t About Clarence Thomas
Counterpoint: Shut The F*ck Up Lauren Boebert
Who's Grooming These Rightwing Creeps Who Terrify Kids At Library Story Hour?
FBI Rips John Eastman's Phone Right Out Of His Fanny Pack Phone Holder
There's No Such Thing As 'Rape And Incest Exceptions' Without Abortion Providers
Rudy Giuliani Miraculously Back From Dead, So Your Prayer Chain Must Have Worked
16 Essential Travel Hacks That Will Improve Any Vacation. Tabs, Tues., June 28, 2022
Sunday Shows Highlight Both Sides Of Roe's Demise, Because Sunday Shows Bad At Journalism
CO Election Clerk Tina Peters Knows Election Was Stolen, She Don't Need No Stinkin' Evidence
Elizabeth Warren Has Some Badass Plans To Save America From Robed Tyrants
SCOTUS: School Prayer Awesome, Establishment Clause For Decorative Purposes Only
Are Voters Gonna Show Supreme Court Who’s Really Boss?
Josh Hawley Delivers Gloating Supervillain Monologue About Roe-Free GOP-Dominated America
Man’s Hand Barely Survives Touching Rudy Giuliani’s Back
West Coast Govs Stand United Against Anti-Abortion Tyranny
Does Sarah Huckabee Want People To Shoot Fetuses With AK-47s?
Funny Stories Of Bad Dates With Jimmy Fallon! Tabs, Mon., June 27, 2022
Wonkette Weekend Chat Begins A Cruel Summer With You
'Pro-Lifers' Respond To Abortion Rights Protests With Violence, Misogyny And Trucks
The Federalist: You're Not Hot For Marilyn Monroe, You're Hot For Traditional 1950s Morals
Right Wing A-Holes Threaten Veteran With Violence Until She Quits 4th Of July Parade
Turns Out Ron Johnson May Have Told One Or Two Wee Fibs About Those Fake Electoral Certificates
The Absolute Last Thing We Needed: Q Is Back
Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Are Hanging On 'Til Tomorrow
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Sangria!
Delicate Republican Flowers Cry That Maxine Waters And AOC Are Insurrectioning Them
Joe Manchin Just Innocent Frog Who Gave Scorpions Kavanaugh And Gorsuch A Lift
Hello! I, Super Lawyer Jeffrey Clark, Am Super Good At Lawyering!
That GOP Pardon List Getting Pretty Crowded With People Who Think They Didn't Do Anything Wrong
Clarence Thomas's Magical Gun History Tour
SCOTUS: Police Officers Have Right To Remain Silent When It Comes To Miranda Warnings
Everybody Pretty Sure Supreme Court Worthless, Illegitimate, Full Of Sh*t, Not Their Real Dad
These Wholesome Posts Remind Us Of All That's Good In The World! Tabs, Fri., June 24, 2022
Sounds Like Ron DeSantis Needs To Ban Taking Kids To Contemporary Christian Concerts!
Let's Listen To Trump's Own Lawyers Tell Us How Insanely Illegal This Coup Plot Was! A LIVE-BLOG!
RINO Woke-Wad Rick Scott Wishes Texas GOP Would Be More 'Inclusive' To The Gays
Supreme Court Declares Humans' Only Value Is As Hosts For Guns, Babies
Tucker Finds New Reason To Worry About Balls Shrinking, It Is Nicotine Bans
Eighth Circuit Rules Boycotts Don't Count As Speech, For Reasons
Herschel Walker Knows How Many States There Are
Gas Tax Vacation All Biden Ever Wanted! Gas Tax Vacation So You Can Get Away!
South Dakota Removes Hit-And-Run Killer AG And It Only Took Two Years!
Always Google Search Before Mansplaining Ways Of The Woman Body! Tabs, Thurs., June 23, 2022
Donald Trump Destroys People's Lives
What Do OAN, Newsmax, And Fox Have In Common? They're All Getting Sued For Defamation.
Time For A White House Presser? Sure!
Eric Greitens Can't Believe Y'all So Sensitive About A Little Death Threat Joke
Oh Sure, Joe Biden Just THROWING MONEY At ... Firefighters? Good, Thank You, Carry On
Herschel Walker Knows Who Has Multiple Personalities, It Is Jesus
Tim Scott Has No Time For Black Women Testifying Trump Sent Lynch Mob After Them
Ron Johnson Has NO IDEA How He Wound Up In The Middle Of This Fake Elector Coup Plot!
Senate Ready To Pass Gun Bill After All? Huh!
Canada Fixin' To Ban Most Single-Use Plastics, GO CANADA
Ivanka Maybe NOT America's Patron Saint Of Peaceful Transitions Of Power?
Maria Bartiromo Asks Dr. Oz To Confirm Her Joe Biden Dementia Diagnosis
VR SRS PUNDIT Says Democrats Should Run In 2022 As Kyrsten Sinema Party
Selfies Where The Background Is Better Than The Photo Itself! Tabs, Wed., June 22, 2022
Fly The Sort-Of Friendly Skies This Summer ... Or Don’t. Who Knows What Might Happen?
LIVE NUDES ONE NIGHT ONLY, It's Mark Meadows! A January 6 Congress Liveblog
In Next School Shooting, Cops Probably Should Check Doors, Have Radios, Stuff Like That
Adam Schiff Says 1/6 Committee Gonna Pants Mark Meadows, Show America What's Under There, TODAY!
Mike Pence Can’t Recall Any Presidents Who Lied As Much As Joe Biden. Really.
Shockingly, Franklin Graham Not Best Guy To Come To About Domestic Violence!
Krystal Ball Just Earned A Spot On Bill Maher's No-Fly-List Probably
Eric Greitens Wants You To Shoot Some People
Pissed-Off Trump Not Sold On Kevin McCarthy As Next Speaker Flunky
Mike Lee Wishes Somebody Would Think Of The Poor Lonely Guns :(
Today In Labor History: In 1947, Truman Vetoes Taft-Hartley
Trump's Fake Electors: LOL Or HFS? Actually, It Is All Of The Above.
'Entitlement' Is Not A Dirty Word
How Many Secret Children Does Herschel Walker Have Now?
Texas GOP Convention Gun-Humping, Queer-Hating Freedom Jamboree!
PSA: Throwing Trans People Under The Bus Will Not Help Democrats Win Elections
Michigan GOP Gov Candidate Gets Post-Coup Arrest Polling Bump
Phoenix Drag Queen Drags MAGA Bigot Hypocrite Kari Lake
40 Funny Bathroom Signs Spotted In Public! Tabs, Mon., June 20, 2022
Your Destiny Lies With Wonkette Weekend Chat
Wonkette Movie Night: Victor/Victoria
Congratulations To Hawai'i On Not Having Any Girls Locked Up In Juvie
GOP Holding Up Gun Bill To Ensure Abusive Ex-Boyfriends Can Have Guns
God Help Us, Great American Artist Jon McNaughton Made One Fugly Painting For Dok's 60th Birthday
If You Play Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Backwards...
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Lynchburg Lemonade!
'Moms For Liberty' Leader Wistfully Shares Dream Of Gunning Down Librarians
Hi! I'm Ginni Thomas And I Am Super-Psyched To Tell The January 6 Committee To F*ck Itself Sideways!
Hail The Republican Heroes Of January 6 Who Heroically Kept Their Pieholes Shut!
Oh, So 'Crime Backlash Crushes Dems' Turns Out To Be A Canard? The Duck You Say!
Some QAnon People Think New CNN Head May Be Their New Savior. Lucky CNN!
MSNBC Pays Conservative To Sniff That Coup Plan Was 'Harebrained' So Everyone Is Innocent, The End!
Everyone But Mayor Eric Adams Seems To Want To Get Rid Of Solitary Confinement On Rikers
Black Lady Got School Job In Georgia, And The White Parents Went Wilding
The Top 10 WTF Moments From Day 3 Of The January 6 Hearings
Kids Under Five FINALLY Getting A COVID Vax! Except In Florida, Because Ron DeSantis Is Why
8 Tips For Hiding A Lost Litter Of Kittens! Tabs, Fri., June 17, 2022
Conspiracy Theorists See Right Through Our Dastardly Plans Of COW MURDERRRR
Montana's Flooding. Where In The World Is Gov. Greg Gianforte?
Get Your Blood Pumping Better Than Any Dumb Workout With House Jan. 6 Committee Hearings, Day Three!
Data Brokers Selling Whether You Went To Planned Parenthood? Elizabeth Warren's NOT HAVING IT.
Was Ginni Thomas Blabbing To John Eastman About Internal Supreme Court Deliberations? HFS!
Fine, Mitt Romney, Pass A Child Allowance Plan And We Will Not Hit You *Today*
'No Labels' Knows Who To Run For President, Stop Laughing It Is Joe Manchin
John Cornyn: Wait, Did I Say 'Gun Bill'? Pretty Sure I Said 'Guns Are SWELL'
Nice Time: John Fetterman Beating Stuffings Out Of Dr. Oz In PA Senate Race!
Lauren Boebert Cites Noted Gunhumper 'Jesus,' That Guy Always All Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew!
Wind And Sun Destroy Texas Grid Again, By Delivering Power To It :(
Republican Braingeniuses Won't Certify New Mexico Primary Results Because Screw You Is Why!
California's Red Flag Law Stops Mass Shootings, How Is That Even Legal?
Herschel Walker Is World’s Greatest Dad With Secret Son He Never Sees
Hero Chef José Andrés Opens Restaurant In *Former* Trump Hotel
QAnon Conspiracy Theorist Mayra Flores Flips Longtime Democratic Texas District ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
MyPillow Guy Cannot Believe January 6 Committee, Bill Barr Still Ignoring Him, It Is A Outrage
Can Tom Cotton Out-Racist Donald Trump In A GOP Primary?
Musicians Who Were Also Murderers! Tabs, Wed., June 15, 2022
Rudy Giuliani Knows How Many Fingers You Were Holding Up On Election Night, DO YOU?
CALM DOWN. It Doesn't Matter If The Jan 6 Committee Makes A Criminal Referral To The DOJ!
Wingnuts Helpfully Threaten To Kill Police After Arrests Of Neo-Nazis Who Planned Pride Event Riot
Philly Voters Re-Elected DA Larry Krasner But Non-Philly Republicans Gonna Impeach Him Anyway
So When Will We Get That Hearing About Attempted Coup At The DOJ?
Oh Boy, Trump Is Mad At Bill Barr For Laughing At Him
Discount Joe Manchin Kurt Schrader Real Sad That Oregon Democrats Preferred Actual Democrat
Ron DeSantis Knows An Insurrection When He Sees People First Amendmenting While Liberal
Ohio Teachers May Now Pack Heat In The Classroom, And All The Children Were Saved!
Newsmax Genius Greg Kelly Attacks Actual American Hero Caroline Edwards
Kim Guilfoyle Got $60K To Intro Disgusting Boyfriend, And More Trump Jan. 6 Grifting Tales!
How To Avoid Plotting Coups When You’re Apparently Intoxicated. Tabs, Tues., June 14, 2022
Herschel Walker May Perhaps Not Be Junior Power Ranger FBI Policeman Superhero Astronaut
The Myth Of The 'Normal' Republican
White House Press Briefing? If You Say So!
Right-Wing Extremist Groups Step Up Gay Bashing Game For Pride Month
Trump GOP Primary Vendetta Tour Stalls In South Carolina
We Got A Gun Bill! It's ... OK, We Guess?
Trump Pours Salt Into Open Wounds Of Mo Brooks’s Senate Campaign
LIVE: It's Your Second January 6 Hearing, And That's No Big Lie!
Breaking: Some Democrats Discover Joe Biden Is Little Bit Old
January 6 Hearing, Number Two: Insurrection Boogaloo
Wonkette Weekend Live Chat Was Not Eligible For A Tony Award This Year
Brazen Actress Ruthlessly Scoops Australian Newspaper On Her Own Love Life
Wonkette Movie Night: What We Do In The Shadows
Freedom-Hating Democrats Never Have Fancy Boat Parades For Biden, Says RSBN Anchor
Whistleblower Says 30 Percent Of Averhealth's Drug Tests Provide False Results
Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Are A French Pineapple
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Jukebox Rebellion!
We Still Don't Know Why The National Guard Was Late On January 6
David Brooks Already Bored With January 6 Committee, Demands We Study This Thing In His Butt
How Badly Did The Police Screw Up The Uvalde Shooting? So Badly!
Peggy Noonan Defeats Friendly Helpful Golem, With Gin
Officer Caroline Edwards Is A Goddamn Hero
House Passes Red Flag Law Bill, Sure Would Be Great If Senate Could Do The Same!
Fox News On January 6 Hearing Would Like You To LOOK OVER THERE! Wait No Not There Either.
Blake Masters Jumps Out Of Nowhere And Just Starts Whaling On This One Old Guy
Jesse Watters Says Dems Will Stop Doing Thing Jesse Watters Says Dems Do When They Hear This
The 31 Fakest Reality Shows On TV, Ranked! Tabs, Fri., June 10, 2022
LIVEBLOG: Watch The January 6 Committee Hearings With Your Wonkette!
Oh No, All Michigan GOP Gov. Candidates Arrested Capitol Rioters, Frauders, Or Just Morons
Republicans Being Very Reasonable About Tonight's January 6 Hearing. Or Actually Not That At All.
Jesse Watters: Did Biden Send Guy To Call Cops On Self Instead Of Murdering Brett Kavanaugh?
How's The Right's War On Trans Kids Going? Good Christ It's Awful
What To Expect When You're Expecting An Insurrection Hearing
They're Coming For Drag Shows. Really.
House Gun Hearings F*ck We Are Totally Out Of Words For Headlines
Look Away, Kids, Tucker Is Cuddling With The January 6 Terrorists Again
House Passes Protect Our Kids Act. Unfortunately, Senate Exists.
13 Tips And Tricks For Making Chocolate Confections At Home! Tabs, Thurs., June 9, 2022
Rick Scott Clarifies: I Want To Hurt You, Like A Lot
GOP Pretty Sure Democrats Murdering Americans With High Gas Prices That Are High
Supreme Court Says It's Very Cool, Very Legal For Federal Agents To Assault You
Is Steve Scalise As Weapons-Grade Stupid As Lauren Boebert, Or Just Pretending To Be?
CNN’s New Boss Remaking Network Into Centrist Safe Space For Republicans
San Francisco DA Chesa Boudin Recalled, Justice Reform Ends, Thumbscrew Stocks Surge
Who Wants To Read About Savvy Peacemaking Genius Jared Kushner WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
Los Angeles Gets It Half Right In Mayoral Race
Wonkette's Moneybeg Pressure Lion Of Cuteness Is Back, Is Leopard Now!
Matthew McConaughey Talks Some Goddamn Sense About Guns!
Washington Post Takes Us Inside Manchin Tantrum That Killed Build Back Better
Fox News Not Showing January 6 Hearings. Here's Laura Ingraham To Blurt Out Why!
The Cost Of Being A Bridesmaid! Tabs, June 8, 2022
Caitlyn Jenner Says Nice Cars And Jewels All Gone From Beverly Hills Now :(
Nice Time: Joe Biden Cramming Solar Panels Down America's Throat
Trump Campaign Secretly Corralled Cosplay Electors, Faces Secret Grand Jury Investigation
Don't Look Now, White House Press Briefing Comin' Atcha!
Brian Kilmeade Kicks Off 'Fox & Friends' Caravan Freakout Season With Scary Stories, Also Some Jokes
GOP Has Some Sick Lies To Tell About NC Senate Nominee Cheri Beasley
New York Passes Stricter Gun Laws, Just Like That
Kyle Rittenhouse Still Insists Vicious Media Denied Him Quiet Life Of Two-Time Killer
Congrats To The Proud Boys On Getting Their Indictment Bumped Up To Seditious Conspiracy
Fascists Terrorize Kids At Dallas Pride, But Don't Worry It's For Jesus
GOP Senate Candidate Blake Masters Knows Who Does The Gun Violence: Black Folks
When Detroit White People Went Wilding On Black Auto Workers
40 Percent Of Republicans Fine With Letting Kids Die For Their Freedoms
Breaking: New York Times Discovers Roommates
Charlie Kirk's Group Announces Sexiest Man Alive, It Is Obviously Kyle Rittenhouse
Why It’s Not Easy To Imagine What Silence Looks Like. Tabs, Tues., June 7, 2022
GOP Picks America's Sweetheart Elise Stefanik To Lead Response To Jan. 6 Hearings
Steve Scalise Still Can't Bring Himself To Say One Mean Word About A Gun
White House Press Briefing? Sure Yeah OK
C’mon, Los Angeles, Don’t Vote For Billionaire Who Was Republican Until Five Seconds Ago For Mayor
Kansas Telemedicine Abortions Not Aborted Just Yet
Republicans Pretty Sure You Need AR-15 To Murder Hogs, Raccoons, Foxes, Occasional Human
Mike Pence: The Most Reluctant Of Heroes
Fake 'Woke' Site Dupes Conservatives Desperate To Prove The Left Has Lost It
Peter Navarro Seems Very Shocked To Learn Law Applies To (White Republican) Guys Like Him!
We’re One Step Closer To Senator Dr. Oz, So Please No More Steps
9 Father's Day Traditions To Start This Year! Tabs, Mon., June 6, 2022
Wonkette Weekend Chat Is Bustin’ Out All Over!
Wonkette Movie Night: The Princess Bride!
Right-Wing Crybabies Are Mad At Pizza Again
MTG Just Wants To Force Everyone To Practice Christianity, Is That So Wrong?
Data About Your Period Is For Sale
Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Is Part Of A Complete Breakfast
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Hooper's Transfusion!
Paul Ryan Calls Republicans Craven, Lying Hypocrites Over Impeachment, So There's That!
Iowa Voters Give Chuck Grassley F*CKING EARFUL On Why He Won't Do Jacksh*t About Guns
Jesse Watters: Masks! Masks Cause Mass Shootings! That's The Ticket!
'For God's Sake, Do Something.' Joe Biden Pushes Radical Socialist No More Gun Massacres Agenda
Ohio Republicans Demand Right To Inspect Children's Genitals
Why Won't SF DA Chesa Boudin Put All The Children In Prison Forever?
House Holds A Gun Hearing, Republicans Beclown Selves
7 Best Haircuts For Thin Hair! Tabs, Fri., June 3, 2022
Real Wonder Woman Flings Lasso Of Truth At Homophobic A-Hole, Shakes It Around Buncha Times
Republicans Very Mad At Dems For Pointing Out They Aren't Doing Shit To Stop Kids Getting Shot
If It's A Day, Watch A White House Press Briefing!
Bill Barr Regrets Nothing About Failed Durham Witch Hunt, Would Do Cover-Ups For Trump Again!
The Sin-Ugly Johnny Depp Victory Over The Worst Woman Who Ever Lived We Guess
Did A Progressive Prosecutor Eat Children In Utah?
Proud Boys Recreate FL GOP As Trash Fire In Their Own Image
Doug Mastriano Knows What's Just Like The Holocaust, And It Is Whatever Makes Him Mad
Dollar General Stores All Over USA Suddenly Hotbeds Of LABOR UNREST!
Some GOP Rep. Idiot Pretty Sure All These Shootings Happening Because Of Abortion
Get Rid Of Violent Movies, Video Games, Porn So Kids Can Focus On Their Assault Rifle Studies?
Overwater Bungalow Vacations On Clearance! Tabs, Thurs., June 2, 2022
MyPillow Guy Pretty Mad Election Got Stoled In, Um, Wyoming
Any Smart Questions From Peter Doocy Today? Bet There Won't Be.
'Unmasking,' The Totally Made-Up Trump Russia Distraction Ploy, Finally Bites The Dust
It's Pride Month, Everybody! F*ck The Haters.
Racist Trolls Real Mad Black Woman Exists Even In A ‘Star Wars’ Galaxy, Far Far Away
Oh Look, Democrats Are Doing A Gun Bill!
Can Tim Ryan Write JD Vance’s Hillbilly Eulogy In Ohio Senate Race?
Here's How The GOP Wants To Steal All The 2022 Midterms!
SCOTUS: Even Kav And Barrett Weren't Having It With Texas's Ridiculous Social Media Law
Nancy Pelosi’s Husband Drove Drunk (Bad!) And Jesse Watters Is Ready To Make Up Some Sh*t About It!
Uvalde School Shooting Investigation Clusterf*cked Beyond Belief, Yet Again
Some Florida Idiot Ranting About Suing The Pulitzers Or Something
Sunday Rundown: Guns & Ammo Edition (Again)
Idiot: Brian Kemp’s Unpossible GA Primary Win Obvious Voter Fraud!
Elizabeth Warren Happy To Help Out Patriotic Millionaires Asking To Be Taxed More
I Give My Age Away Every Time I Ask For This! Tabs, Wed., June 1, 2022
'Fox & Friends' Has Weird Ice Cream Man Friend Who'd Like Some Loosened Child Labor Laws, Please
DNC Lawyer Acquitted In Durham Investigation, Wingers Declare FLAWLESS VICTORY!
Beto O’Rourke Just Kindly Reminding Texas Voters That Gov. Greg Abbott Ain’t S**t
Today's White House Briefing Featuring ... K-Pop? Sure Why Not!
The Top 396 Stupidest Quotes From NRA Convention-Goers After America's Latest Child Massacre
Another Uvalde Lie Falls Apart: OF COURSE 911 Told Cops Kids Were Calling From Classroom
Marjorie Taylor Greene Is No Joke
Peter Navarro Got A Jan 6 Subpoena And His Reply Will Leave You All 'That One Guy Blinking Dot Gif'!
Canada To Ban Assault Weapons, Freeze Handgun Sales, Just To Rub US's Face In It
Everybody Hates Ted Cruz: Guns Edition
Supreme Court Still Being Really Dramatic About This Leaker Thing
The True History Of Krispy Kreme. Tabs, Tues., May 31, 2022
Memorial Day 2022: We’re Making No Promises This Year
Wonkette Memorial Day Weekend Chat Is Sick Of The Damn Guns
Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Is All You're Getting Today
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Key West Mai Tai!
How Are Women To Blame For The Mass Murders They Don't Commit?
Peggy Noonan Raps About Guns With Dead Hollywood Legend. No, Not That One.
Scott Pruitt, The Wunderkind Of Grift, Is Running For Oklahoma Senate
Maybe Cops Let Uvalde Shooter Keep Killing, But At Least They Handcuffed Some Parents
Lauren Boebert: People Still Fly After 9-11 So Why Regulate Guns
Ex-Fed Hung Out In Buffalo Shooter's Racist Chat Room, May Have Known His Plans
Here's Joe Biden's Naval Academy Commencement Speech, So Commence With Your Navels
GOP Blocks Domestic Terrorism Bill Because Won't Anyone Think About The Poor Nazis In The Military?
Whatever Will They Talk About At Houston NRA Convention This Weekend?
Dan Bongino Pretty Sure Mass Shooters Just Need A Good Rough-Housin' With Daddy
The 15 Most Under-Used Perennials! Tabs, Fri., May 27, 2022
Your White House Press Briefing Is Back In America!
Nice Time: Let's Keep New Moms Healthy And Alive, OK?
Today In Labor History It's Detroit v. Ford: The Battle Of The Overpass!
Go To Hell And Shut The F*ck Up, Marco Rubio
Top Five Bullshits The Right Is Trying To Distract You Away From IT'S THE GUNS.
Police Response To Uvalde School Shooter Delayed By Cop Thumbs Up Cop Asses
Turns Out Trump Wasn't Mad About Goons Shouting To 'Hang Mike Pence'
Judge Boxwine Doesn't Know Why Y'all So 'Triggered' By Seeing One Little Gun
40 Creative Catio Ideas To Entertain Any Indoor Cat! Tabs, Thurs., May 26, 2022
A Little Golden Book Of Very Smart Wingnut Takes On Texas Mass Shootings
Madison Cawthorn And Buddies Find Themselves In Wee Spot Of Ethics Bother
Why Do All These Republican Officials Think They're Allowed To Murder The President?
Paul Gosar Probably Real Sorry For Saying Texas Shooter Was 'Transsexual Leftist Illegal Alien'
Henry Cuellar-Jessica Cisneros Texas Primary Too GOTDAMN Close To Call!
Republicans Know How To Stop School Gun Massacres: More Guns
Oregon Gains Better Class Of Democrat With Jamie McLeod-Skinner
Georgia Primary: Trump-Backed David Perdue Waves White Hood In Flawless Defeat Against Brian Kemp
Thoughts On The Morning After America's Weekly High-Casualty Mass Shooting
The Outrageous Truth About Green Gummy Bears Will Destroy Your World. Tabs, Wed., May 25, 2022
Herschel Walker Completely Shocked To Learn Trump Thinks 2020 Election Stolen
Low-Energy Jeb! Bush Pens High-Energy Love Letter To Trump Clone Ron DeSantis
PA Senate Primary Turns Into Mud Wrestling GOP Free-For-All
David Perdue Says EV Truck Plant Jobs Too Woke, Georgians Can Drive Culture War To Work Instead
Hey! Let's Talk About The 'Schedules That Work Act' And Why It's Great And Important
Racist A-Hole David Perdue Pretty Sure Stacey Abrams ‘Demeaning’ Her Race
Occasional Georgia Resident Herschel Walker Coasting To Insulting Victory In GOP Senate Primary
Tennessee To Throw Unhoused People In Prison For Six Years, Take Away Their Voting Rights
Elizabeth Olsen, Cooking Onscreen And Off! Tues., May 24, 2022
How Many Ways Did Ginni Thomas Try To Ratf*ck The 2020 Election? Oh, Just All Of Them.
Pence, Cruz Boldly Defying Trump, Supporting Different Terrible GOP Candidates
GOP 'Party Of Ideas' Shares Same Old Post-Midterms Bad Ideas
AZ GOP Gov Candidate Kari Lake Takes Bold Stance Against Curvy Women On 'Sports Illustrated' Covers
The Real Groomers: 400-Page Report Details Massive Southern Baptist Sex Abuse Cover-Up
Jan. 6 Committee Ready To F*ck Up Primetime For Nation's Most Famous Couch Potato
Hooray! 78,000 Pounds Of Baby Formula Arrives In US, With More On The Way
Trump Stooge David Perdue Headed For Second Annual Election Loss In Georgia
13 Ways To Beat That Unexpected Lie Detector Test. Tabs, Mon., May 23, 2022
Wonkette Weekend Live Chat Is Still Counting Pennsylvania GOP Primary Ballots
Virginia County Considers Making Schools Celebrate Slavery, Confederate Generals Again
Hero Clerk Shuts Maine Town Down, Quits Job After Being Refused Vacation Time
MI State Rep Candidate Has Great Plan To Ruin Sex For Everybody
Why The Right Is Obsessed With Nonexistent Mid-Labor Abortions
Your Top Ten Stories Of The Week Definitely Exist And Are Not Invisible!
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Mint Julep!
Nice Time! Central Park Birder Guy Gets Own TV Show, For The Birds!
Overturning Roe v. Wade Will Cancel Out That Pesky Great Replacement Theory Problem, Says Idiot
Oklahoma Hopes To Be Worst State In Country To Have A Uterus
Peggy Noonan Out-Logicked By This Tiny Adorable Monkey!
Barnes & Noble Is Selling Books To Children And These Virginia Republicans Will Not Stand For It!
Kandiss Taylor So Glad Founding Fathers Sacrificed Native Americans So She Could Love Jesus
We Found The Liberal In South Dakota
What Was That, Madison Cawthorn? 'Dark MAGA'? Sounds Cool, Buddy.
MO Supreme Court Won't Let St. Louis Gunhumpers Do Community Service On James O'Keefe's Dildo Boat
The Top 10 Reasons Why No Horse Bicycling For Ladies! Tabs, Fri., May 20, 2022
BREAKING: Trump's Truth Social Still Raging Tire Fire
Guess Republicans Just Love Starving Babies And High Gas Prices
With Great Salt Lake Drying Up, Utah Lege Looks Into Pipeline From Pacific Ocean. Yes Really.
WATCH THIS LIVE: VP Kamala Harris Meeting With Abortion Providers!
Egad, A Dinesh D'Souza Movie LIED? Fetch Forth My Smelling Salts!
The Federalist Wants To Be Part Of A Rhythm Method Nation
Trump Tells Oz Secret Of Winning, It Is Just Say 'I WIN!' Real Loud And Annoying-Like
Cheers, Putin! Here's Joe Biden Talking With Swedish And Finnish Leaders About Getting Their NATO On
Wanna Buy Some Grade-A Steaks From Kimberly Guilfoyle?
Say Goodbye To Lukewarm Coffee! Tabs, Thurs., May 19, 2022
US Women’s Soccer Team Finally Getting Equal Pay For Consistently Awesome Work
January 6 Committee And Justice Department Tangle Over Evidence. Don't Let Them Fight!
Chuck Grassley Pretty Sure He Heard Black Guy On TV Repeat Same NRA Talking Points He’s Made Himself
Another Wednesday, Another White House Press Briefing
Crazy Fascist Lt. Gov. Janice McGeachin Loses Primary, Won't Be Idaho Governor
Madison Cawthorn Gonna Have To Horseplay Cousin In Private Sector, We Guess
Let's Watch Republican Congressmen Say Vile Misogynistic Things About Abortion!
Oregon Primary Recap: Discount Joe Manchin Rep. Kurt Schrader Might Just Lose His House Seat
PA Primary Recap: Too Close To Tell Which A-Hole Running Against Democrat John Fetterman
Tips And Tricks For Cleaning Up After A Republican Coke Boner Orgy! Tabs, Wed., May 18, 2022
Baby Trump Junior Can Be Putin-Loving Sycophant Garbage Moron Just Like Daddy?
New Draft NY Congressional Maps Give Gerrymandered Middle Finger To Democrats
President Biden Visits Buffalo, Because That's What Presidents Do In Times Like These
Ben Shapiro's Brain Trust: Replacement Theory True, So That Can't Have Caused Mass Shooting
Trump Econ Loon Peter Navarro Threatens LOCK HER UPS For Dr. Fauci In Newsmax Rant
White Virginia Mom: Critical Race Theory Turned My Black Son Black
Joe Rogan, Who Smeared LGBTQ Teachers As 'Groomers,' Shocked The Right Being Mean To His Gay Friend
Trump Picks Big Lie Buddy Doug Mastriano For Pennsylvania Governor
RINO Trump Pretty Sure Anti-Muslim Kathy Barnette Too Ultra MAGA To Win PA Senate Race
Courts And Kids Block GOP Efforts To Sh*t On Trans People
Devin Nunes Pretty Sure Trump Won't Dump Him Once Elon Musk Wrecks Twitter. He's Fine. Totally Fine.
Welcome To Being In Charge Of Calling Peter Doocy An Idiot, Karine Jean-Pierre!
Furries To Blame For Buffalo Shooting, Say Stew Peters And Kandiss Taylor
White GOP Governor Bros Tell Sunday Shows About All The Abortions They're About To Ban
Same Clueless A-Holes Blaming Video Games For Racist Gun Violence Again
Melania Trump Just Too #BeBest For ‘Vogue’ Cover
Looney Tunes Arizona GOP Lawmaker Already Claiming Buffalo Shooting Was False Flag
Elise Stefanik Can’t Outrun Her Racist Great Replacement Rants
66 Times Elizabeth Olsen Was Hilarious And Wholesome Behind The Scenes! Tabs, Mon., May 16, 2022
Wonkette Weekend Live Chat Vs. The US Supreme Court Part III
Racist Kills Ten People In Hopes Of Convincing Nation To Not ‘Replace’ Him
Elizabeth Warren Wants To Stop Corporate Price-Gouging
Neo-Nazi Twerp Explains How Heterosexual It Is That He Doesn't Have Sex With Women
Judges Are Finally Starting To Shake The 'Shaken Baby Syndrome' Nonsense
We Guess Something Happened With The Crypto?
Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Welcome The Space Brothers
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Gin Daisy!
Madison Cawthorn Discovers Fragging Fellow Republicans Can Be Bad For Your Political Health
One Million Moms: God Will End Abortion If You Stop Eating Ice Cream And Watching Netflix
Peggy Noonan Wishes For Spirited Debate, Robust Democracy, More CBS Sitcoms
Let's All Circle Back And Watch Jen Psaki's Final White House Press Briefing!
Pandemic Investigation Finds Meat Industry Acted Like Common Scooby Doo Villain
Duggars Want Judge To Know What A Swell Guy He's About To Sentence For Having Child Sex Abuse Pix
Yee-haw! I'm Governor Greg Abbott Of Texas, And I Say Starve All Them Mexican Babies!
Time For Another Episode Of 'Regular Normal Conversations,' With Tucker Carlson And Glenn Greenwald!
The Pro-Choice Caucus's Abortion Messaging Guidelines Are Good, Actually!
Grand Jury Investigating How Trump Came To Steal All Those Classified Documents
Fox News's 'The Five' Had Some Pretty Neat Afternoon Chit-Chat Yesterday
13 Wacky Superstitions From All Around The Tri-State Area! Tabs, Fri., May 13, 2022
FAFO: Jan. 6 Committee Drops Subpoenas On McCarthy, Jordan, Brooks, Biggs, And Perry
If It's Thursday, Here's Your White House Press Briefing!
Satanic Yoga Barbie Is Coming For Your Children
This Day in Labor History: The Anthracite Coal Strike, May 12, 1902
'Queen Of Canada' Telling Followers Not To Pay Their Bills Is Making An Old Cult New Again
Once Roe's Overturned, Fetus Cultists Can't Wait To Start Executions, Oh Boy!
Tucker Carlson Leads GOP Charge To Feed Ukrainian Aid To American Babies
Georgia Cops Give Jim Crow Welcome To Black Women’s Lacrosse Team From Delaware
Tucker Hates New Press Secretary, Guess Why, Bet You Can't
The Actual Cost Of Gutter Guards In 2022 May Surprise You! Tabs, Thurs., May 12, 2022
Trump Thought China Controlled The Weather With A Hurricane Space Laser. Because Of Course He Did.
Elon Musk Inviting Trump Back To Twitter To Promote Next Violent Insurrection, We Guess
CO Clerk Tina Peters Embraces Big Lie, Steals Vote Data, Gets Ejected From Office
Very Serious GOP Senators: January 6 Peaceful, Vigils At Justices' Homes The Real Insurrection
Voters REALLY Want Samuel Alito To Get The F*ck Off Their Personal Bodily Autonomy
Manchin-Endorsed GOP Rep. Got Ass Whooped In West Virginia Primary
Tough Day For Allegedly Gropey, Trump-Endorsed Bull Semen Barons
Here, Watch Some Congress! Or Some Baby Shark! Your Choice, Don't Care.
Rick Scott Pretty Sure Biden Too Feeble To Fully Grasp His ‘Ultra-MAGA’ Agenda
Former GA Dem Vernon Jones Cramming For His Advanced GOP Bigot Degree
TUCKER NOT MAD AT VACCINATED NEW YORK GOVERNOR, TUCKER LAUGHING AT HER!
Do Regular Mani-Pedis Cure Menstrual Cramps? Click To Find Out! Tabs, Wed., May 11, 2022
Mark Esper Has Measured Himself, And Found That He Is A Hero
Idaho Lt. Gov. Janice McGeachin Will Preside Over Christ’s Forced Birth Reign
If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Tuesday's White House Press Briefing!
Putin's 'Victory Day' Speech Long On Bullsh*t, Short On Victory
Instead Of Dr. Oz, This Scary Lady Could Win PA GOP Nomination For Senate!
Nice Time! Biden Announces Free Broadband For Working Families
Susan Collins Calls Cops To Report Dastardly Sidewalk Chalk Hate Crime
Republicans Will Never Save Us From Republicans. We Might Have To Do That Ourselves.
LIVE: The Biggest Threats In The Whole World!
No One Taking Dinesh D'Souza's Documentary Seriously, Except Other People Who Also Make Things Up
Genius Brain Maria Bartiromo Pretty Sure Democrats Jumping With Glee Over New COVID-19 Variant
Where Did All These May Flowers Come From? Tabs, Tues., May 10, 2022
How Protesting At Conservative SCOTUS Judges' Homes Honors Their Position On Buffer Zones
What Will Become Of All These Jen Psaki .Gifs When Karine Jean-Pierre Takes Over?
Sunday Shows On Mother's Day Got Kind Of Weird, Considering
America's Worst Men Thrilled By Prospect Of Controlling Women's Bodies, Taking Away Our Rights
Ron DeSantis Regifts Democratic Relief Dollars To Voters As Gas Tax Bribe Before Midterms
How About We Not Elect This QAnon Insurrectionist Loon To Congress?
Centrists Know Most Important Thing Is How We *Talk* About Losing Reproductive Rights
Mark Esper Did Everything He Could To Save Us From Trump, Except Vote For Biden
Peggy Noonan’s Drunk Segregation History
GOP AZ Gov Candidate Kari Lake Pretty Sure Zombie John McCain Still Pulling The Strings
Why Every Movie Needs More Elizabeth Olsen. Tabs, Mon., May 9, 2022
Wonkette Weekend Live Chat Vs. The US Supreme Court Part II
Barrett, Alito Excited To See Forced Birth Increase 'Domestic Supply Of Infants'
Jerks Boycotting Tim Hortons For Not Letting Them Put Children's Lives At Risk
US Economy Added 428,000 Jobs In April, CNN Doubts Good Times Will Ever Return
Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Are ... Well, There Are Just No Words.
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktails Off The Secret Menu!
Roberts Weeps For Supreme Court, Destroyed Because You Saw That Roe Opinion Six Weeks Early
Nation's Long Nightmare Over As Chuck Todd's Daily Wankfest Banished To Streaming
Douthat: Men Can't Succeed Unless Women Are Forced To Have Babies Against Their Will
Peggy Noonan Don't Know Nothin' 'Bout 'Bortin No Babies!
Louisiana Fixin' To Redefine Abortion As Murder, Because That's What The Bumper Sticker Says
Indiana Republicans Cut to Chase, Nominate Confessed Wife Killer For Town Board
If The Right Is Going To Criminalize Abortion, We Should Damn Well Use The Word
Idiot GOP Senators Demand 'PG' Rating That Stands For 'Pretty Gay'
This Helps Shrink Enlarged Prostate: Do It Daily! Tabs, Fri., May 6, 2022
Look, Nice Thing! The Bidens Are Having A Cinco de Mayo Reception!
GOP Knows Trick To Make Voters Happy About Giving Up Abortion Rights, It's Called Lying
Trump Channels Dead Transphobic Walt Disney, Declares Self Bigger Than Jesus
Stacey Abrams Pauses Campaign Fundraising To Buy You An Abortion
Do Not F*cking Tell Us To Calm Down
GOP Rep. Pals Around With Actual Child Predator While Accusing Teachers Of 'Grooming'
Russian TV Loves It When Tucker Washes Blood Off Putin's Hands
Badass Reporter Outs GOP Gov Candidate As Homophobic Jerkwad Who's About To Lose This Election
Is There A Salacious Sexual Videotape Of Godly Christian Hetero Sex Stallion Madison Cawthorn?
White House Plans Hunger Conference, Montana Explains Feeding Children Is Overrated
Amazon Has Millions Of Prime Subscribers! But Few Know About ... Tabs, Thurs., May 5, 2022
Italygate Election Conspiracy Theory Takes Kansas By Storm!
First White House Presser Since Roemageddon Started, So This Should Be Fun!
Judge Boxwine Furious With People Who Have 63 Million Abortions Per Year, That's TOO MANY!
Democrat Carol Glanville Defeats Gross Nazi Rape Comic In Michigan State House Race!
Grandpa, Tell Us About The Division Of Labor In The Hippie Commune Times
Well You Wouldn't Want Ron Johnson To *Disagree* That COVID Vaccine Causes AIDS, That Would Be Rude!
Kamala Harris Shouting 'HOW DARE THEY!' Is Exactly What America Needs Right Now
LIVE: Something Nice! Biden And Team USA Olympians At The White House!
Great, Now We’ve Gotta Give Money To Tim Ryan
Why Can't You Pro-Choice Rioters Be Peaceful, And Just Murder Doctors Like The 'Pro-Life' Folks?
US Government Done Sitting On Ass About Russian Detention Of Brittney Griner
Now *Steve Schmidt* Blaming Ruth Bader Ginsburg For GOP Killing Roe? Well Bless His Heart In Hell
None Of Us Are Good Enough Liars To Be GOP's Bought-And-Paid-For Supreme Court Justices
Popular Canned Meats Ranked From Worst To Best! Tabs, Wed., May 4, 2022
These GOP Candidates Suck But Aren’t Terrible Enough To Beat Marjorie Taylor Greene
Supreme Court's Dobbs Decision Is SO BAD (How Bad Is It?) That It's Really Really Really Fucking Bad
Where You Should Donate Your Ameros To Protect Abortion
Supreme Court Is Anti-Democratic Trash
Joe Biden Said 'Abortion' Today. Good Joe Biden!
Good Old Joe Manchin So Happy He Crapped Over Joe Biden’s Domestic Agenda
Legal Abortion Is Very, Very Popular ... And The GOP Knows It.
A Citizen's Guide To Hell: US Abortion Laws After Roe
Fox News Found The Real Insurrection, It Was The Supreme Court Leaker This Whole Time!
Thanks Susan Collins And Also Men Who Said We Were Being Hysterical
Kellogg's Labor Relations VP Out After Calling Union Leaders 'Terrorists'
The Secret Mating Habits Of Eels Will Surprise You! Tabs, Tues., May 3, 2022
Is Ron DeSantis Bigger Whiny Baby Than Trump? This Video Suggests Maybe!
Trump Sec Def Remembers Time He Stopped The President From Canceling Protesters With Bullets
Monday White House Press Briefing, Wait Aren't They All Hungover?
Georgia 'Jesus, Guns, Babies' Candidate Shares Plan To Take Down 'Luciferian Cabal'
God Closes Manhattan DA Trump Investigation Door, Opens Fulton County Grand Jury Window
Trump Judge Sh*tcans RNC Suit Against January 6 Committee
Congratulations To Exxon On Their Massive Profits That Surely Have Nothing To Do With Price Hikes!
Trump Wants YOU To Vote Tuesday For JP Or JD Mandel Or Barbara Mandrell Or Whatever It Is
Nebraska GOP Gov Candidate Just Gonna Sue Away All His Sexual Assault Accusers
Ex-Scientologists File Lawsuit Over Forced Child Labor, Trafficking, Usual Scientology Things
The New York Times Now Aware That Tucker Carlson Is Evil
Moments Hotels Missed The Mark Completely! Tabs, May 2, 2022
Wonkette Weekend Chat Will Only Lightly Drizzle On Your Parade
Happy May Day! Let's Talk About Some Awesome Ladies Of The Labor Movement
Oh Nothing, Just Kirk Cameron Paraphrasing Hitler In Push For Wholesome Christian Homeschooling
Tennesseans Now Able To Deworm Their COVID Without A Prescription
MTG Oddly Familiar With Satan's Conversations With Prospective Abortion-Havers
White House Reporters Bored At Work, Wish President Would Imperil Democracy More Or Something
Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Can't Lose
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Scofflaw!
Jan. 6 Committee Prepares For Public Hearings As More Hannity-Meadows Sexts Leak
Surprise! If Your Political Beliefs Never Evolve, You Run The Risk Of Becoming A Conservative
Wisconsin Republican Gerrymander ARRRGH!
White House Press Briefing: It's Your Pfreaky Pfriday Psaki Pfest!
New Mexico Gonna Do Free Child Care, Just Like A Civilized Place!
DeSantis Has A Plan To F*ck Disney And Not Florida Taxpayers. He'll Tell You About It In Two Weeks.
Peggy Noonan Knows Biggest Problem Right Now: Joe Biden's Flowery Speeches
Tennessee Does Its Part In National School Censorship Crusade
Trump And Gateway Pundit Will Find Videos Of Capitol Rioters F*ckin' And Singin' 'Kumbaya' To Jesus
The Fine Art Of A First Date At A Bar Or Restaurant! Tabs, Fri., April 29, 2022
Oh No Roger Stone Found The Satanic Portal Above The White House
Well Shoot, TX Gov Greg Abbott Didn't Mean To *Help* The Migrants!
Which Country Will Putin's Republicans Vote To Give Him Next?
Moderna Asks FDA To Approve COVID Vaccine — You Know, For Kids
Marjorie Taylor Greene Asks Who's Running The Catholics, Could It Be Satan?
Mitt Romney Paid For College By Selling Off A Few Stocks, So Why Don't You?
Let's Take A Break From Kevin McCarthy To Remember What A Craven Sh*theel Mitch McConnell Is
LIVE: Biden With The Ukraine Update
Connecticut Town's Wingnut School Board Boldly Protects Teens From Mental Health
Oh Nothing, Just Tucker Giggling With The Trump Men About How Weird THIS OTHER GUY Is At Sex
The Fine Art Of Being A Good Hotel Guest! Tabs, Thurs., April 28, 2022
Thank God America's Richest Investors Did OK During The Pandemic!
Uh Oh, Almost Forgot Your White House Press Briefing!
Tucker Furious With Squad Liberal Kevin McCarthy, But Rest Of GOP Seems Pretty Meh
Los Angeles Sheriff Just Threatening Reporter With Helpful PowerPoint Intimidation Slide
Can Adam Conover Ruin Mega Mergers? Let's Find Out!
DeSantis Plan To Punish Disney By Sticking Floridians With $2B Tax Bill Even Stupider Than You Think
Rand Paul Has Thoughts On Russia, Ukraine, NATO. They Are Pretty Much Putin's Thoughts.
Nice Time! Computer Nerds Take On Government-Benefit 'Time Tax'
Loser Ex-Senator David Perdue Set To Lose Another Rigged Election In Georgia
Law Not Applying To Madison Cawthorn Again, Gun At Airport Edition (Again)
Jesse Watters Was Just Making Hilarious Joke About Deflating Woman's Tires, Why Didn't You Laugh?
With Time, Little Leaguers Will Understand Gunshots Just Sound Of Freedom
What Kitchens Looked Like The Year You Were Born! Tabs, Wed., April 27, 2022
Michigan Candidate 'Trucker Randy' Not Racist, Just Upset By All The Race-Mixing On His TV
This White House Press Briefing Not Owned By Elon Musk
Ron DeSantis Presents: ELECTIONS POLICE
GOP Terrified Trump Might Get Twitter Back Before Midterms, F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck!
Well Of Course Republicans Want To Institutionalize Bullying. It's What They Love.
This Lady Also Running For Georgia Governor, Promises Jesus And A Gun In Every Womb
NY Judge Charging Trump $10K Per Day For Privilege Of Pretending He's Above The Law
Brooklyn Library Gonna Give Teens All The Banned Books They Want
Facebook Opening Physical Store Where You Can Willingly Plug Yourself Into The Matrix
Joe Manchin Offers Democrats Once Last Chance To Kick Lucy’s Football
LIVE: Sec State Blinken Reports Back To Senate After Ukraine Field Trip
LIVE: Whatcha Doin' Over There, Merrick Garland?
Marjorie Taylor Greene Wishes Media Would Stop Trying To Hide How Smart She Is
Michigan QAnon Candidate Saw Goody Beyoncé Consorting With The Devil In The Woodshed
RIP Twitter Or Long Live Twitter Or Something Who Knows
GOP Pretty Sure Kevin McCarthy Just Emotionally Thinking Out Loud About Trump Resigning After Jan. 6
Oh Hey, It's Joe Biden And Some Hockey Guys
GOP Reps Plotted With White House To Summon Mob To Capitol? Say It Ain't So!
More Kids Being Killed By Firearms Than Literally Anything Else Now
Arizona GOP Gov Candidate Kari Lake Will Find 2020 Election’s Real Killers
SC GOP Rep. Joe Wilson Endorses Wackjob Katie Arrington Over Golfing Buddy Nancy Mace
Trump Savors Kevin McCarthy’s Soul As Light Appetizer Before Dinner
These Tattoo Covers Let Us Believe In Second Opportunities! Tabs, Mon., April 25, 2022
Wonkette Weekend Live Chat Will Also Depart Like A Lion, If You Don’t Mind
Florida GOP Rep Threatened To Defund Special Olympics Because He Wasn't Invited To A Party
This Florida Atheist's Bible Banning Petition Is Goddamn Delightful
'Oppressed Conservative' Arrested For Threats To Bomb The Dictionary
Ron DeSantis Wins Nobel Prize In Evil With Jim Crow Florida Map
Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Has To Leave For The Theater
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Tamarind Rum And Cola!
Oh Great, The Federalist Found Out About Our Secret Feminist America-Destroying Plans/Chants
Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Getting Her Day In Court. And She's Not Happy About It.
Obama Would Love It If You’d Stop Lying About Sh*t On The Internet
Florida Just Gonna Go Ahead And Ban Trans Youth From Existing Entirely
Look Away, Kids, The Governor Of Florida Is Shaking His Peener At Mickey Mouse
Candace Owens Knows How All The Doctors Murdered Everyone With COVID-19
Florida Dem Gov. Candidate Nikki Fried: ‘Let’s Go Sue Brandon!’
Audio Recording Reveals Kevin McCarthy Maybe Sorta Kinda Perhaps Totally F*ckin' Full Of Sh*t
BUY GOLD (Pebbles From Conspiracy Theory Sock Company)
Do This Every Evening And Fungus Will Be Gone In No Time! Tabs, Fri., April 22, 2022
Here's Rudy Giuliani Singing A Song With 'Bone' In The Title On 'The Masked Singer,' NSFW
Don't Know What You Got Till It's Gone!
Sen. Mike Lee Was Full Of Crap On January 6. And He's Full Of Crap Today.
Tulsi Gabbard HEREBY DEMANDS Mitt Romney Take Back 'Treason' Tweet, How You Say 'LOL' In Russian?
Michael Flynn Has Cool Idea To Help Putin Finish Genocide He Started
Georgia Republicans Nearly QAnon-ed A Mental Health Bill Out Of Existence
What Can We Learn From An Ex-Anti-Vaxxer?
Alex Jones So Excited Tucker Shot Part Of His Little Weenus-Tanning Documentary On His Property
Nice Time: Department Of Education Will Fix Program That Screwed Millions Of Student Loan Borrowers!
Sounds Like Piers Morgan And Donald Trump Had A Fun Playdate!
57 (Legal) Ways To Make Up To An Extra $500 This Week! Tabs, Thurs., April 21, 2022
Fake Democrat Tulsi Gabbard Shares Fake Concerns About ‘Parental Rights’ With Her Fox News Buddies
CO Republican Sues To Get World's Dumbest Joke On Primary Ballot. No, This Is Not A 4/20 Joke.
No Stupid Questions, Only Stupid Peter Doocys. Your Daily White House Press Briefing!
Maryland School Board Idiots Pretty Sure Pride Flags Are Gateway Flags For Harder Flags
Starbucks Workers Unionize The Hell Out Of Five Virginia Stores
Ron DeSantis Will Stick It To Disney If It Costs Florida Taxpayers A Billion Dollars. Which It Will.
When John D. Rockefeller Opened Fire On Miners, Set Fire To Women And Kids, In The Ludlow Massacre
Newsmax's Eric Bolling Literally Begging Tucker To Stop Siding With Genocidal Putin
Florida Dem Gov Candidate Nikki Fried So Happy Mask Mandate Is Gone!
Wall Street Journal Tough Guy Has Some Words For Wimps Who Wore Masks During Brooklyn Subway Attack
Yeah, That Picture’s Real: Black Tennessee Mayor Proclaims April ‘Confederate History Month’
Fox News's Jesse Watters Let Air Out Of Woman's Tires, Called It Courtship
Ted Cruz Real Mad Disney Put Mouse-On-Dog Sex In Every Cartoon
Unusual Vinegar Hacks That Are Worth Trying! Tabs, Wed., April 20, 2022
Call This Michigan State Senator A Groomer Again. She Dares You.
Prepare To Fly The COVID-Friendly Skies!
MAGA Nazis Running For Local Election Positions! Hey What If Democrats ... RAN AGAINST THEM?
Oath Keepers Needed To 'Protect' 'Critical' Trump Doc Rep. Ronny Jackson On January 6 WHY Exactly?
Breaking! Meet The Gross Anti-Gay Bigot, Insurrectionist 'Libs Of Tik Tok'
Josh Mandel Cuddling With Christian Nationalism Again, Just Kidding He Never Stopped
GOP Sen. Mike Lee, Who’s Still At Large, Helped Plot A Trump Coup
Something You'd Like To Share With The Whole Class, JD Vance?
Hack Trump Judge Cancel-Cultures Federal Public Transit Mask Mandate
How To Convince Your Child To Sit In The Middle Seat On An Airplane. Tabs, Tues., April 18, 2022
LIVE: Your White House Press Briefing, And Also VP Kamala Harris Talking About Space
Ilhan Omar Hates Christians, Singing, America According To Tweets Written In Right-Wingers’ Heads
Alex Jones Now Slightly More Bankrupt Than Usual
PA Senate Candidate John Fetterman Leading Race To Convince Voters He’s Better Than Dr. Oz
Dem Rep. Tom Suozzi Was For Florida’s ‘Don’t Say Gay’ Bill Before He Was Against It, Maybe
Let's Look At This Child Molestation Prevention Law Conservatives Are Stalling In Ohio
LIVE: Joe Biden Rolling Easter Eggs And Whatnot
Trump Pretty Sure J.D. Vance F*ckable Enough To Endorse
Scott Pruitt Running For Senate, Hopes You Forgot About His One Million Ethics Scandals
Racist Garbage Person Tom Cotton Not In Same League As Jackie Robinson
The Dangers Of Excessive Earwax! Tabs, Mon., April 18, 2022
Wonkette Easter Parade Superstar Extravaganza!
DeSantis Spox Finally Explains What She Thinks Critical Race Theory Is
Satanic Venom, Demon Clones And Other Normal Things The Right's Been On About This Week
California Gonna Make You Get An EV So You Can Write Surfin' Songs About It
A Claymation Wonkette Weekly Top Ten Special
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Hurricane!
Lonely Rhode Island Republican Tries For 'Don't Say Gay OR Racism' Bill
We Need To Talk About Dianne Feinstein
Good Guy With Gun Shoots 9-Year-Old Waiting In Line To See Easter Bunny
Florida GOP Redistricting Plan About As Florida As You'd Expect From A Florida
Women (Including Republicans) Say 'Bull Semen Baron' Running For Nebraska Gov Has Groping Problem
RNC Nixes Presidential Debates, Will Hold Own Debates With Blackjack And Hookers
One Million Moms Saw Lesbians On TV Again. Wanna Know Why Bigots Like Them Are REALLY So Mad?
Hello! I, Vladimir Putin, Will Clear Up Mystery Of Missing Defense Minister!
Zooey Deschanel Shocked People Don't Recognize Her Without Bangs. Tabs, Friday April 15, 2022
Look Over Here, Elon! Devin Nunes Has Different Better Business Opportunity For You!
How The Right's 'Groomer' Rhetoric Is 'Grooming' People To Get Violent
Wheel Of Ohio GOP Senate Hopefuls Now Includes Guy Who Just Called Entire Middle Class A Freeloader
LIVE: What Names Will Biden Call Putin This Time?
House Republicans Activate Super-Racist Powers, Kill Own Bill Honoring Black Florida Judge
Tennessee GOP Idiot Tells Homeless To Chin Up And Think Of Hitler
Elon Musk Can Buy Twitter And Turn It Into A Troll Site, But He Can't Force Anyone To Stay
Russian Warship Goes, F*cks Self (Or Was That A Ukrainian Missile?)
North Carolina: Here’s Your New Democratic Senator Cheri Beasley
Air Force To Help Families With Gay And Trans Kids Fly Away From States Run By A-Holes
Poll Shows Dem Senate Majority Might Crap Out In Nevada
45 Creative And Free DIY Upcycle Ideas For An Elegant Yard! Tabs, Thurs., April 14, 2022
Biden Used The 'G' Word. No, Not 'Groomer,' You F*cked Up Rightwing Perverts, He Said 'Genocide.'
SD AG Who Killed Pedestrian And Lied About It Accuses Gov. Kristi Noem Of WITCH HUNT
Marjorie Taylor Greene Knows What's A Waste Of Time, It Is Military Service
Texas Gov Gets Very Own Blockade By Pissed Off Mexican Truckers, Good Job Well Done
Angry Parents Of Ohio: UNICORNS ARE GAYYYYYYYYY
GOP Judge Blocks Democrat From Iowa Senate Ballot For Some Straight-Up BS Reasons
DOJ Maybe Actually For Real Investigating Trump's Stolen Top Secret Mar-a-Lago Boxes!
Yale Kid Asks Ted Cruz The Wrong Question About Blowing Guys To End World Hunger
Trump To Ron DeSantis: Just Do Me A Favor Though
RNC Pretty Sure Senile Joe Biden Thinks Jews Control The Weather
Weren't Y'all Just Asking What Paul Manafort Is Doing These Days?
New York Times Convenes Panel Of Macho Men Whining About Being Cancel Cultured By Sissies
Tucker Carlson Declares He’s Completely Unvaccinated. Don’t Be Gross In The Comments.
OAN Idiot Chanel Rion Says Biden Is 'Groomer-In-Chief,' Lots Of Other Idiot Words Too
America Probably Needs More Guns To Prevent Whatever Happened In NYC Subway Today
Steve Bannon, The Chinese Billionaire, And hUnTEr bIDeN's LApToP!!1!
Florida Republicans Let Ron DeSantis Have His Jim Crow Congressional Maps
Sean Hannity: Horse Paster? I Don't Even Know Her!
Russian TV Can't Wait To Use Trump And Tulsi Gabbard To Exact Revenge On America
Andrew Yang Don’t Know Much About History
Proud Russian Roulette Survivor Herschel Walker Thinks You’re Just Jealous Of How Awesome He Is
Biden Issues Entirely Reasonable Ghost Gun Regulation For Gun Nuts To Freak Out About
F**king David Mamet Pretty Sure Your Kid’s Kindergarten Teacher Is A Sexual Predator
How To Build A Bar Inside Your Den Closet. Tabs, Tues., April 12, 2022
Fox News Still Tingling At Prospect Of Elon Musk Breaking Twitter
Mitch McConnell Drooling Over Possible Return To Power
The 'OK, Groomer' Crowd Is Not Acting In Good Faith. Neither Are Those Insisting They Are.
Press Briefing? Don't Mind If We Do!
Maryland Dems Save Pile of Fantastic Bills Over Governor's Veto
New York Times Not Sure Black Voters Will Care Republicans Were Racist To Ketanji Brown Jackson
Jared Kushner Gets Big Wet $2 Billion Kiss From Saudi Prince
Trump Thinks TV Quack Dr. Oz Qualified For Elected Office
Chris Coons Real Sorry Democrats Made GOP Punch Them In Face Over Supreme Court
Donald Trump Jr. Just Spitballing Coup Plots Over Text With Mark Meadows
Wonkette Weekend Live Chat Welcomes Theatrical Sensation Claire Willett!
Pillow Salesman Promises To Imprison Social Media CEOs In Cells Made Of Voting Machines
GOP Senate Candidate Devastated Dee Snider No Longer Represents 'Traditional Conservative Values'
Woman Charged With Murder For Self-Induced Abortion, Because That's What Texas Does Now
Far-Right 'Journalist' Just Wants to Bring Witch Trials Back, Is That So Wrong?
Dolly Parton Will Always Love You, And You, And Everyone Except Possibly This Federalist Idiot
Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Are Taking The Cheap Way Out
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour! This Week, We're Doing Tequila Shots!
Communist Judge Puts Ammon Bundy In Communist Idaho Jail
Everyone Is Suing Michigan Over 1931 Law Making Abortion A Felony (Including The Governor)
Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg Pinky Swears Trump Investigation Isn't Imploding Like A Trump Hotel
Chris Wallace Flummoxed: How Could 'Greatest Generation' Be Racist AF If They Also Beat The Nazis?
'Pro-Life' Ex-RNC Aide Who Dreamed Of Killing Kids Sentenced To 12 Years For Child Porn
LAPD Needs Like A Million Cops To Arrest Four Scientists At Climate Protest
Nice Time! Hawaii Senator Brian Schatz Reads Josh Hawley For Filth
Police Seized $8,040 From Non-Criminal Woman And Now She Can't Get It Back
If Republicans Think Teachers Are All Child Molesters, Why Are They Sending Their Kids To School?
But What Are The Nice And Good And Non-Horribles Saying About Ketanji Brown Jackson?
As Truth Social Tanks, Devin Nunes Boasts That It's Beating The Pants Off 'Ghost Town' Twitter
Greg Abbott Will Bus Asylum Seekers To DC, Dump Them For Laughs
Arizona AG, Hoping For Trump Nod, Produces Election 'Report' Heavy On Innuendo, Light On Data
White House Press Briefing! Right Now!
'Pro-Life' Texas Set To Execute Innocent Mother Of 14, Because Of How Much They Love Life
LIVE: Ketanji Brown Jackson Confirmation Vote, Because F*ck You Josh Hawley Is Why
Stupidest Timeline Update: Marjorie Taylor Greene Reports Jimmy Kimmel Joke To Capitol Police
How Are GOP Congressmen Appeasing Putin The Genociding Murderer Today?
Maybe We Are Better Off Without Political Debates
Matt Gaetz Succeeds In Getting Defense Sec To Yell At Him, Great Job Matt Gaetz!
25 Examples Of Headlines You'll Definitely Click On If We Write Them! Tabs, Thurs., April 7, 2022
SCOTUS Did A Good Thing For Civil Rights?!
Oklahoma Completely Bans Abortion Again, Might Get Away With It This Time
Go Go Gadget Wednesday White House Press Briefing
GOP House Candidate Matt Mowers Loved Voting So Much In 2016 Primaries He Did It Twice
New Study: There May Be Hope For Fox News Viewers, If They Stop Watching Fox News
MLK Expert Josh Mandel Explains To MLK’s Daughter Bernice How Much MLK Loved Guns
Once And Future Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz Does Good Thing, Weird Thing, Dick Thing
Former MO First Lady Sheena Greitens Says She Has Proof Ex-Husband Is Abusive Sack Of Sh*t
When You Try To Explain A Movie In A Poorly Way! Tabs, Wed., April 6, 2022
So Adam Kinzinger Seems Pissed
Press Briefing, You Say? Sure Why Not.
After Sacramento Mass Shooting, California Says F*ck Texas, Let's Sue Gun Manufacturers
Tennessee Republican Has Fun Traditional Heterosexual Marriage Bill, For The Kids!
OBAMA AT WHITE HOUSE, LAST SIX YEARS ALL BAD DREAM
Matt Gaetz Decries Moral Hazard Of Letting Diabetics Live By Subsidizing Insulin
Kellyanne Conway Has Some Helpful Advice For VP Kamala Harris: Do More ‘Girl’ Stuff
Marjorie Taylor Greene Knows What Is ‘Woman’ And It's MISSIONARY ONLY OK
Senate Agrees To $10 Billion In Extra COVID $$$, After GOP A Bunch Of Dicks About It
Ketanji Brown Jackson Going To Supreme Court. Cry About It, Lindsey Graham.
Ted Cruz Endorses GOP Senate Candidate Josh Mandel, Who’s Almost As Terrible As He Is
Long-Suffering Victim Louis CK Wins Grammy, Is Still Victim
Trey Gowdy DEMANDS Madison Cawthorn Say Which Republicans Are Big Orgy Guys, SAY IT!
Tulsi Gabbard Pretty Sure 'Woke Sexual Values' Cause Low Reading Scores. She Just Knows This.
Your Weekly Dose Of GOP Non-Answers And BS, Courtesy Of The Sunday Shows!
What Is Truth? Nobel Prize Winner Herschel Walker Not So Sure
LIVE: President Biden Talkin' Trucks
GOP Sen. Roy Blunt Praises 'Historic' Nomination Of Ketanji Brown Jackson, Will Vote Against Her
Forced Birth Enthusiasts Put Fetal Remains On Display After Medical Examiner Rejects Them
Here's Why President Biden Is Calling Putin A 'War Criminal'
Biden Pretty Sure Trump A Big Crook Merrick Garland Should Prosecute, Allegedly
LIVE: Senate Judiciary Committee Respectfully Discusses Merits Of Ketanji Brown Jackson Nomination
Trump's Truth Social Is Kind Of A Trash Fire
Guess It Wasn’t Just A Cry For Help: Sarah Palin Really Running For Congress
Your Guide To Finding All Hidden Waddle Dees In Evergreen Coast! Tabs, Mon., April 4, 2022
Wonkette Weekend Live Chat Straddles The Line In Discord And Rhyme
Trump Rally Speakers Proclaim He's Still President, Caught Bin Laden, Invented Post-Its
Lauren Boebert Wants People To Wait Until 21 To Declare A Gender Or Sexual Orientation
Conspiracy Sites Once Again Insisting Dems Want To Legalize Murder Of Newborn Babies
Let Roger Stone Show You His Nixon Tattoo And Tell Ya ALL ABOUT DC Cokeboner Orgies
Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Are The Friendly Mammals Of The Sea
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Blueberry Shrubbery!
Alex Jones Commits Legal Seppuku In Sandy Hook Lawsuit
Tom Cotton Threatens America With A Good Time
Ohio School Cancels Entirely Voluntary 'Diversity Day' Because New School Board Ran Against 'CRT'
Economy Gained 431,000 Jobs In March, You'd Think Maybe Biden Could Get Some F*cking Credit
FL Gov Ron DeSantis Threatens To Break Mickey Mouse's Legs Over Criticism Of 'Don't Say Gay' Law
Amazon Union Vote Looking Good In Staten Island, Bessemer Not Over Yet!
Let's Watch Video Of Ginni Thomas Renouncing A Cult And Laugh And Laugh At The Irony
Trump's White House Photographer Planned A Book, But Donald Wanted A Piece Of The Action
Anti-Choicer's Dead Fetus Collection Discovered Following Indictment
Sen. Kevin Cramer Thinks Trump Asking Putin For Dirt On Bidens Is Magnificent Joke
Chris Pine Is A Ringer For His Icon Grandma! Tabs, Fri., April 1, 2022
Two-Thirds Of Americans Want KBJ Confirmed. Guess Those GOP Attacks Worked Just Great!
Horse Paste Officially Horse Sh*t — Science
Biden Admin's ONE WEIRD TRICK To Get Health Care $$$ Around Red State Govs!
Lara Logan, Sh*tcanned By Fox News, Emerges From Cocoon As Full-Fledged Antisemitic Loon
DOJ Calls Every Reporter In DC To Pinky Swear That It Isn't Blowing Jan. 6 Investigation
Newsmax Idiot Thinks It's Fine For Trump To Beg Putin For Aid And Comfort Right Now
Why Is Disney Hate-Criming Poor Ron DeSantis With Its Gay Agenda?
How Much Should Kansas, Missouri Republicans Cheat In Redistricting: *Mostly*, Or *All Of It*?
Madison Cawthorn Says He Fibbed About Getting Invited To All The Cool Republican Boner Orgies
62 Kitchen Island Ideas You'll Want To Copy! Tabs, Thurs., March 31, 2022
Glenn Greenwald Pretty Sure Putin Winning So Much He's Gonna Get Sick Of Winning
Trump Says It's Not His Fault If David Perdue, That Stuffed Shirt He Endorsed For GA Gov, Loses
Raise Your Hand If You Want A White House Press Briefing
Republicans All In On Openly Gross Gay-Hatin', For Freedom
Who Is GRRR MAD At Joe Biden's Budget Today?
Trump Begging Putin For Dirt On The Bidens. Yes *Right Now*.
Better Get Used To Saying Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson
FDA Authorizes Second COVID-19 Booster For Nearly Anyone Deluged By AARP Junk Mail
Andrew Giuliani So Gross About Baby Daughter's Junk We Almost Didn't Even Post This Post
Kush Is Back, And He's Blabbing To The Jan. 6 Committee
Kyle Rittenhouse Wants His Beer Summit With President Biden, And He Wants It Noooowww!
CBS News Hires Trump Stooge Mick Mulvaney Because The Media Ain’t Even Trying Anymore
Hack Comics, Relax: No Will Smith Copy Cats Are Gonna Slap You Just Because You Suck
The 10 Cheapest Towns Where You Can Buy A Vacation Home! Tabs, Wed., March 30, 2022
Here's Kate Bedingfield With Your Daily White House Press Briefing!
Pity Trump's Too Shy To Tell You All About His (Alleged) Hole-In-One
Oh No, Joe Biden's Budget Really Gonna Eat The Rich This Time, Get Ready Rich!
DeSantis Surrounds Himself With Happy Cis White Kids To Celebrate Bill Kicking Everyone Else
Jan. 6 Committee Minds The Gap In Trump's Coup-Related Phone Logs
Josh Hawley Sick Of People Doing Misogyny To Poor Clarence Thomas
Working Class Hero Joe Manchin MIGHT Not Be Entirely On The Up And Up!
Nebraska State Senator Real Worried Schools Are Making Kids Pretend They’re Cats
Kyiv Mayor's Brother Just Saying Tucker Carlson And Candace Owens Have Blood On Their Hands
People's Convoy Leaves DC Without Even Citizen's Arresting The Mayor
This $1.5 Million Seattle Home Needs Just Another $2 Million In Repairs! Tabs, Tues., March 29, 2022
Nobody In Today's Press Briefing Is Jen Psaki
Biden PROBABLY Won't Start WWIII When He Announces His 2023 Budget. PROBABLY.
Even Fox News Wouldn't Put Up With Rick Scott's Sh*t This Sunday
Were Biden's Nine Naughty Words For Putin A Good Gaffe, The Best Gaffe, Or Neither?
Looks Like Dan Scavino And Peter Navarro Will Get Contempt Of Congress Referrals They've Begged For
Madison Cawthorn Allegedly Overwhelmed By Washington Cocaine And Orgy Invites
Marjorie Taylor Greene Is A Bigoted POS, Part 6,325
So, Will Smith Really Slapped Chris Rock During The Live MFing Oscars
Michael Flynn Knows How Excited We All Are To Put A Tracking Device Under His Skin
Trump Doing All He Can To Help Make Stacey Abrams Georgia's Next Governor
25 Worst Movies Ever! Tabs, Mon., March 28, 2022
Wonkette Weekend Live Chat V. The United States Supreme Court
GOP Rep. Jeff Fortenberry Resigns Over Multiple Felonies, Just Like Mother Teresa
GOP Senate Candidate Excited To Murder All Us 'Godless Communists'
Oprah Is Not Responsible For Dr. Oz's Politics, But She Is Responsible For His Nonsense
Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Are Just Fine Thank You!
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Trinidad Sour!
Justice Clarence Thomas, Sir, You Got Some Recusing To Do!
Europe All Like: We Love You Joe Biden Who Is Not Trump, You're Our Only Hope!
Non-Alex-Jones Infowars Editor Super Sorry He Accused Random Guy Of Parkland Shootings
Ginni Thomas Texts to Mark Meadows Indicate She Is Several Fries Short Of Happy Meal
Is Sarah Palin Running For Congress Or Is This A Cry For Help?
Idaho House Kills $$$ For Library Commission Because Librarians WILL RESPECT THEIR AUTHORITY
Ben Shapiro Gonna Make His Own Razors, And His Own Disney, And, And, And ... Other Stuff Too
Biden Shitcans Jerk GOP Losers From Fitness Council And They Will Not Shut Up
Inside Hillary Clinton's Mansion Where She Lives With Her Partner! Tabs, Fri., March 25, 2022
Congrats, Fellas! You're Closer To Getting Your Own Birth Control Pill
State Department Warns Ukraine Crisis Could Continue Beyond US Attention Span
Ted Cruz And Mike Lee Know What Is Future Of Journalism And It Is These Clowns At OAN
Biden Does Brussels: A Press Conference!
Supreme Court To Voting Rights Act: AND STAY DEAD!
Washington Free Beacon EXPOSE!!!1! Some Dems Still Working From Home, Because There's A Pandemic.
Big Dumb Trucker Convoy Literally Pissed Off With DC Police, Mayor Bowser
KBJ Hearings, Day Four: One More Day For Republicans To Make It Sick And Weird!
They Preferred The Fountain To The Feeder Full Of Nectar. Tabs, Thurs., March 24, 2022
Congress Can Make Those Weirdass New Postal Trucks Electric, So Do That, Congress!
Ketanji Brown Jackson Hearings, Day Three: It's Afternoon, Time For Dumbest GOP Senators!
Should Republicans Beat On Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson To Avenge Ruined Life Of Brett Kavanaugh?
HI ARE YOU OKAY? WE ARE JUST CHECKING.
Mark, Debra Meadows Might’ve Committed SO MUCH Voter Fraud In North Carolina
UT Gov Spencer Cox Takes Radical Position That Trans Kids Are Human And Adults Shouldn't Bash Them
A List Of Josh Hawley's Lies About Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson In Handy F*ck You Josh Hawley Form
GOP Sen. Mike Braun Suggested Overturning Loving v. Virginia And We’re Never Letting Him Forget It
Ketanji Brown Jackson Hearings, Day Three: Only 58 More Hours To Go!
It's Been Decided These Countries Dislike America Most! Tabs, Wed., March 23, 2022
Wake Up, Y’all: The Supreme Court Is Political AF
Ted Cruz Stole Josh Hawley's Thunder So Not Sure Why We're Still Liveblogging KBJ HEARINGS DAY TWO!
NICE TIME: Indiana's GOP Governor Vetoes Anti-Trans Sports Bill
Party Of Bush, Palin, Trump Horrified That Kamala Harris Might Not Always Speak So Good
Sarah Palin Also Too Very Interested In Spending Half Term In Congress
These Democrats Want To Smother Biden's Mask Mandates. Like In A Ventilator.
Geez, Conor Lamb v. John Fetterman In Pennsylvania's Gonna Get Nasty, Isn’t It?
MO Senate Candidate Eric Greitens Is Somehow Even More Trash Than We Knew
Ketanji Brown Jackson Hearings, Day Two: Time For GOP Senators To REALLY Show Their Asses!
Man, You Just Can't Take Ted Cruz Anywhere, Can You?
The Bad, The Worse And The 'Grim Reaper'
Does Marsha Blackburn Want To Put Birth Control Users In Prison Now?
Roger Stone Pretty Sure Russia Just ‘Defensively’ Blowing Up Shopping Malls
Armed Colorado Trumpists Going Door-To-Door Intimidating Voters
All Fun And Games Until Ohio GOP Senate Candidate Starts Calling Opponent A 'Pussy'
LIVE: Ketanji Brown Jackson Confirmation Hearings Wonkette Liveblog, Day One!
Mo Brooks Will Happily Shiv Mitch McConnell For Papa Trump’s Approval
California GOP Candidate Keeping Jesus In A Closet In Her Home
Stacey Abrams Is President Of Earth, The Universe And Everything
The Genius Trick Every Costco Shopper Should Know! Tabs, Mon., March 21, 2021
Wonkette Spring Break Live Chat Has A First Amendment Right To Your Unwavering Devotion
Ukrainian Refugees Welcome To Come Live With Cher
Study: Anti-Feminism Makes You Delusional
South Carolina Ready To Execute People With Firing Squads Now
Heartbreaking: Sarah Huckabee Sanders Won't Let Us Rip Up Children, Like We Do All The Time
No, Really, What's Up With Idaho?
Nobody Takes Care Of You Like Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Ramos Gin Fizz!
MN GOP Too Busy Washing Its Hair To Host JD Vance's Putin Apology Tour
New York Times Notes Conservatives Outlawing Speech, Libs Being Snitty. These Are The Same.
NH Pastor Loves Jesus, Collecting Images Of Child Sex Abuse
January 6 Rioter Explains He's In Jail, So Exactly Like MLK
Kyle Rittenhouse Tries Hand At Comedy
Donald Trump Kicks Mo Brooks In The D*ck As Senate Republicans Throw Him Under A Bus
All The Crazies Flocking To Idaho Again
What We Don't Need Right Now: A Netflix Show About 'Medium' Tyler Henry
Candace Owens Reminds World That Zelenskyy Is A (((You Know What)))
Say Goodbye To Your Botox And Your Dick Pills, Vladimir
OAN Sues AT&T For Bad Court Thingy
Hot Yoga Incel Shooter Case Study Depressing, Not Particularly Helpful
'Domestic Terrorist' Matt Shea In Poland, Adopting Out Ukrainian Babies. That's Fine, Right?
Is Tucker Writing Putin's Speeches Now, Or ...
Clown Convoy Threatens Capital, Gets Audience With GOP Congressmen
Why Are People Being Such Idiots About Pixar’s ‘Turning Red’?
Tulsi Gabbard Kremlin-Babbling That Biden Propaganda Just As Bad As Putin Propaganda
Republicans: Pandemic Funding? Nobody Needs THAT, Stupid.
Shiv Roy Not Like Rest Of Family
Possibly The Greatest Bathroom Signs Of All Time! Tabs, Thurs., March 17, 2022
Oh No, Russia Just Sanctioned Hillary Clinton, Whatever Will She Do
Ammon Bundy Branches Out Into 'Let Parents Starve Baby' Protests, For Freedom
Live From The White House, Here's A Whole Bunch Of Videos To Entertain You This Afternoon!
Joe Manchin Joe Manchins Federal Reserve Nominee Sarah Bloom Raskin
PA Senate Candidate Dr. Oz Promises To Do A Crap Job If Elected
LIVE: Biden Announces What We're Doing Next For Ukraine
Turns Out All Russian Journalists Know They're Lying About Ukraine War
How Are Republicans F*cking Voters Today? Holy Jesus, Katie!
Senate Passes Permanent Daylight Saving Time Bill That Should Make Some Of You Happy, We Guess
When Brian Kilmeade Is The Brainy One In The Room, That's A Whole Situation
Joe Manchin Unveils Exciting New Reason To Screw Over Electric Vehicles!
Strap Yourselves In, Folks: Herschel Walker’s Gonna Explain Evolution To You
Kansas Teacher Sues For Right To Misgender Trans Kids As Jesus Intended
LIVE: Volodymyr Zelenskyy Yells At Congress, Which Probably Deserves It
Chinese Tall Teak Pedestal Table! Tabs, Wed., March 16, 2022
One Million Moms Going On About Stinky Hussy Vagina Deodorant
Ohio GOP Says F**k It, Any Fool Can Carry A Concealed Weapon Now
One Person In This Post Is A Hero And The Other Is Candace Owens
DeSantis Appoints Unqualified, QAnon-Flag-Waving Radical To Florida Board Of Education
South Carolina Insurrection Suspect Finally Loses Gym Pass After Harassing Estranged Wife For Months
Anyone Can Take Notes On A Criminal F*ckin' Conspiracy. Proud Boy Enrique Tarrio Filmed One.
Idaho Would Like To Bounty Up Some Abortion Doctors Too Please!
Tucker So Mad Everybody Calling Him Putin's Sidepiece, Just Because He Is
Rand Paul Still Trying To Fire Dr. Fauci, Because What The F*ck Is Wrong With These People
Looks Like It’s Time For Another COVID-19 Booster. Hooray!
The Bill Barr Revisionist History Tour Continues With Your Pal Chuck Todd!
If Loving Putin Is Wrong, Trump Doesn't Want To Be Right
How A Lean And Hungry Look Can Prepare You For Today. Tabs, Tues., March 15, 2022
Lady Gaga And Helen Mirren Are Baal-Worshiping Buddies, Say Trumpists
Clarence And Ginni Thomas Not Devoid Of Ethics, You Are Just A Big Sexist
White House Press Briefing Got A Case Of The Mondays
Mother Jones: Tucker Carlson Is Russian Propaganda. Literally.
Maybe Trump’s Big Lie Will Help Mark Kelly Keep His Senate Seat After All
Tulsi Gabbard Spreading Russian Lies About Ukraine Biolabs, Because Of Course
Trump Turns SC Mob Against GOP Reps Nancy Mace, Tom Rice
Minneapolis Says It Can't Afford To Pay Educators Enough To Live. The State Has $9 Billion Surplus.
Democrats Ready For Biden’s Midterm Closeup ‘Reset’
16 Frugal Living Tips From The Great Depression! Tabs, Mon., March 14, 2022
Wonkette Weekend Live Chat Sets Your Clocks Ahead An Extra Hour This Year
Florida GOP Loves Bad Fentanyl Test Strip Ban More Than Lives Of Spring Breakers
I Don't Know Who Needs To Hear This, But No One Is Teaching Kindergarteners About F*cking
QAnon People Devastated To Discover How Search Engines Work
Texas Won't Be Able To Throw People In Jail For Being Good Parents To Trans Kids ... For Now
Up With Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week!
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Manhattan!
All Aboard The $1.5 Trillion Omnibus, Cheerio, Pip-Pip!
It's Not Inflation, It's Greed
Russia to Lose Most-Favored-Nation Trade Status, Access to Diamond-Encrusted Ferraris
Mississippi To New Moms: Drop Dead
Herschel Walker May Have Fudged Details Of His Chicken Empire Just A Tiny. Ooopsie!
MO Lawmaker Can't Wait To Watch People Die From Ectopic Pregnancies
North Idaho GOP's Batsh*t Plan: Take Over Local Democratic Party, Steal Donations, ?????, PROFIT
Yes, We're Gonna Talk About Kim Kardashian. Also About Labor.
Florida Adds 'Election Police' To List Of Reasons To Avoid Florida
OAN Sh*thead Just Asking If MAAAAAAYBE Ukraine Bombing Own Hospitals
7 Income Strategies For Your $1 Million Portfolio! Tabs, Fri., March 11, 2022
Calling All Patriots! Help Save America By Buying Donald Trump A New Jet.
Conservatives Really Doubling Down On This 'LGBTQ People Are Child-Molesting Groomers' Thing
How About A Press Briefing, Here's One, OK Bye!
Crook Bastard Nonprofits Took Pandemic Money, Put Fraud On Minnesota Food Programs, Allegedly.
If Russia Uses Biological Weapons, These Helpful Americans Will Blame It On Ukraine
New Yorkers With Marijuana Convictions To Get First Dibs On Pot Shop Licenses
Democrats Might Just Save Liz Cheney ... So, Hooray?
LIVE: Biden's Intel Chiefs Talk Russia And Ukraine In Senate
Why Won't Jen Psaki Slow Down Jackson SCOTUS Confirmation To 'Never,' Does Never Work For Them?
Greg Gutfeld Just Asking How We Can Make Putin Feel Better, So He'll Stop The Murders
Madison Cawthorn Almost Perfect At Driving With Legal Driver's License
Obnoxious Customers That Will Raise Your Blood Pressure! Tabs, Thurs., March 10, 2022
Which To Burn First, The Confederate Flag Or This Ginormous Blunt?
Unsettled Bill Barr Gives Unsettling Account Of How ‘Unsettling’ Trump Became After Losing Election
'Big Lie' True Believer CO Elections Clerk Catches A Few Charges And By 'A Few' We Mean All Of Them!
Dave Brat Just Helping His Buddy Ukraine Out, By Telling Them To Surrender To Putin Immediately
Proud Boy Enrique Tarrio Arrested And Charged With Taking Notes On A Criminal F*cking Conspiracy
No One Loves Ted Cruz More Than The Imaginary People In His Own Head
Idaho House Passes Very Sane Bill: Life In Prison For Giving Medical Treatment To Trans Teens
Tucker's Lie About Biden Making Russia Invade Ukraine Really Getting Its Wings Now
Michigan GOP Nominee, World’s Worst Dad Says Truly Vile Sh*t About Rape
Polls Say Americans OK With Personal Sacrifice If It Means Kicking Putin's Ass
You Want A Fugitive Uterus Act? Missouri Will Give You A Fugitive Uterus Act
Florida Passes 'Don't Say Gay' Bill, Now Let Those Lawsuits Fly!
Jingoism Won’t Save Ukraine. It Just Makes You An A-Hole
Demon Beast Canyon Quick Boss Guide! Tabs, Wed., March 9, 2022
Texas Idiot F*cks Around (Goes To Trial On Jan. 6 Charges), Finds Out (He's Going To Prison)
Truck! Truck! Post About Truck! Biden Make Big Truck Not So Stinky! Truck!
Big Dumb Convoy Members Meet With Big Dumb Senators Cruz, Johnson
Joe Biden Stops Buying Only Thing Russia's Selling
Smug Millionaire Rick Scott Really Thinks You Struggling Deadbeats Should Pay More In Taxes
Russia Generously Offers To Let Ukraine Refugees Reach Safety In Russia
Tucker So Mad Kamala Harris Forced Putin To Invade Ukraine
SCOTUS Leaves Fair NC And PA Maps In Place, Will Bone American Elections At Its Leisure Next Year
Congress Outlaws Lynching, No, Really, Lynching.
Stupid Michael Flynn Bad At Bible, Bad At Constitution, Bad At America
Sad Story: Lady We've Never Heard Of 'Canceled' Just For Being Terrible
Florida Surgeon General To Kids: Drop Dead
Why True Art Is A Blank Canvas. Tabs, Tues., March 8, 2022
Totally Trustworthy Russia Detains WNBA Star Brittney Griner On Totally Legit Drug Charges
Nikki Haley Talkin' Sh*t About Makin' Deals With The Devil. Yes, Really.
Bill Barr Would Like You To Think He's One Of The Good Guys. He Is Not.
Another Week Of Press Briefings Begins NOW
Andrew Cuomo Can Go F*ck Himself
Ron DeSantis Spox Seems Pretty Sure LGBTQ People Are Pedophiles
Mark Meadows Maybe Committed TINY Bit Of Voter Fraud In TINY North Carolina House
GOP Rep. Chip Roy Pretty Sure Dr. Fauci Should Go To The Hague For ‘Crimes Against Humanity’
GOP Governor Of Utah Plans To Veto Transphobic Law, So That's Nice!
Trump Publicly Fantasizes About War Crimes He’d Commit If He Were Still Commander-In-Chief
Wrap Foil Around Your Doorknobs When Alone! Tabs, Mon., March 7, 2022
Wonkette Weekend Live Chat Follows The Road Not Taken
My Pillow Guy Just Gonna Sue All Of The Machines, Okay? All Of Them. Stupid Machines.
What Are Seven Percent Of Americans Doing Believing In Werewolves?
Trucker Convoys Yet To Decide Whether To Sh*t Or Go Blind
Hey Idaho Librarians, YOU'RE IN JAIL!
Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Are Better Than Digging A Ditch
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Drink, The Molotov!
Roger Stone Was Going To Have Jared Kushner Sleep With The Fishes
Damn, Rick Scott *Really* Hates Poor People!
Ted Cruz Takes Moral High Ground From Lindsey Graham, What Even Is Happening
Here's Jen Psaki With Your Pfriday Ppress Pbriefing!
Watch Joe Biden Brag On His HOT SH*T JOBS REPORT BITCHES!
DeSantis Explains He Only Bullied High School Students For Freedom
Won't Have To Have An Insurrection If You Let The Trumpists Count All The Votes
Kim Guilfoyle's Best Is Yet To Come ... Under Oath
Kentucky Pharmacist-Legislator Has Weird Thoughts About Jews, Abortion Pills, Holocaust
Something Good Happened In Wisconsin?!
RT America Cancel Cultures Self
Your Home Tax Deduction Checklist! Tabs, Fri., March 4, 2022
Looks Like Devin Nunes Hitched Himself To A Broken Cow
THAT'S RIGHT YOU TAKE THOSE F*CKIN YACHTS
DC Trucker Rally Protest Included Hundreds Of Invisible Ninja Trucks That Nobody Saw
Trump Lawyer Asked Pence Aide For 'One More Minor Violation' Of NO COUPS Law
Peace-Loving China Reportedly Told Putin To Wait Until After Olympics For Murders To Begin
Tucker Having Racist Inadequacy Issues About Ketanji Brown Jackson Nomination, Surprise!
Hey Look! Joe Manchin's Holding A Football!
Who's Excited For A Miniseries About Tragic Hero Jerry Falwell Jr?
Biden’s Gonna Fund The Police So Much They’ll Be Too Busy Counting Their Money To Kill Black People
TX GOP Rep Van Taylor Had A Really REALLY Bad Day Yesterday
Americans' Average Retirement Savings By Age! Tabs, Thurs., March 3, 2022
Grown-Up Tough Guy Ron DeSantis Stands Up To Masked High School Bullies, Doesn't Even Start To Cry
Polling Nice Time: People Liked Biden's State Of The Union, They Really Liked It!
Lou Dobbs Knows What's A Soviet Nazi Propaganda Movie, And It Is Joe Biden's SOTU Speech!
New York Times Exposes Joe Biden’s WEB OF LIES!
Juror Who Jeopardized Ghislaine Maxwell Guilty Verdict Makes Belated Decision To STFU
Indiana Anti-CRT Bill Fails, Thanks To 'Balanced' Teaching About Nazis
Everybody Doing Cancel Culture To Poor RT Kremlin Propaganda Network
In Texas, It's Beto vs. The Kid-Torturing Governor!
Arizona GOP Passes Another ‘Show Me Your Papers’ Voter Suppression Bill
Arizona Senate Throws Sweet Grandma Wendy Rogers Under Bus Just Because She’s Anti-Semitic Loon
Wingnuts Mad Kamala Harris Explaining Russia And Ukraine In Terms Even They Can Understand
Ukraine Fights To Survive, And Two GOP Dipsh*ts Want To Withhold Aid Until Biden Abolishes Mexico
John Bolton Being Mean To Newsmax Idiots Who Say Trump Was Tough On Russia
Six Easter Charcuterie Boards To Make Before The Egg Hunt! Tabs, Wed., March 2, 2022
Is That The Old Handsome Joe Biden State Of The Union? Well TURN IT UP!
When's State Of The Union? Where Is SOTU? Is Andrew Breitbart Still Dead? (9:00, Here, Yes)
Ron DeSantis, Marco Rubio Just Being Whinyass Brats About Biden’s State Of The Union Address
Russia Bombs Babyn Yar, Site Of Nazi Massacre, To 'Save' Ukraine's Jews
Wyoming State Senate Cancels Gender Studies At UW, For Freedom
Russia's War On Ukraine, Day 6: Zelenskyy Gets Standing Ovation, Sergei Lavrov Gets Ignored
Who Bought Wonkette 10 Years Ago Today? JUST ME!
Turns Out Texas Abortion Ban And Trans-Bashing Policies Are UNIMAGINABLY Cruel, Who Knew!
Senate Republicans, Special Guest Villain Joe Manchin Block Abortion Rights Bill
Sen. Jim Inhofe Announces Retirement After Decades Pimping For Fossil Fuel Industry
How Much Does Tucker Love Putin? Here Are Some Receipts.
Steven Crowder Reheats Some Leftover Pizzagate For Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson
New York Times Profiles True Victim Of GOP Gerrymandering, GOP Rep. Dan Crenshaw
GOP Leadership Shocked, Appalled, Fully Prepared To Do Nothing About White Nationalist Members
Dennis Prager Imagines Conservative ‘Paradise’ Without Liberals, Cities, Functioning Economy
Pat Robertson Says Putin Just Following God's Orders To Attack Israel. Yes, Israel.
Why March Comes In Like A Lion But Leaves Like A Surly Cat. Tabs, Tues., March 1, 2022
Trump Vomits Out Some Nonsense About Making NATO Great Again
Ron Johnson Knows Who's Responsible For Ukraine Invasion, And It Is Democrats
White House Press Briefing? Sure Why Not.
Bill Barr’s Gaslighting New Memoir Won’t Make Us Forget He’s A POS
America Going All 'Give Me Freedom Fries Or Give Me Death' Again
Arizona GOP State Senator Wendy Rogers Just Being Openly Anti-Semitic Now
We're Starting To Think Putin Might Have Underestimated Ukraine And Its President
Insisting All Teenagers Look 'Like Children' Will Not Protect Them From Predators
Confused GOP Boomer Rep Pretty Sure Pesky Millennials Caused Russian Invasion
Here’s Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Very Serious, Very Dull GOP Primary Opponent
J.D. Vance Pretty Sure You Can’t Care About Both Ukraine, Your Own Mother At Same Time
Healthiest Way To Wipe Butt. Tabs, Mon., Feb. 28, 2022
Wonkette Weekend Live Chat V. The Criminal Justice System
Meet Alice Hamilton, The Patrician Woman Who Saved Your Grandpa From (More) Lead Poisoning
MTG Has Absolutely No Idea Who White Nationalist Standing Next To Her Even Is
CPAC Stars Show Off Firm Grasp Of 'What Socialism Is'
Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week But Make It Fashion
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Demon Semen!
Tucker Carlson Has Always Been At War With Vladimir Putin
Replicant Ted Cruz Tries 'Joke' About Press Sec 'Peppermint Patty'
The Right's Top Minds Have Some 'Theories' About What Is 'Really' Going On With Putin And Russia
Joe Biden Would Like To Introduce Your Next Supreme Court Justice, Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson
Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson. We Like The Sound Of That.
Arizona Gov Happy That Q-Anon Humping Racist Isn't A Democrat, At Least
Today We Are All Telling Russian Warships, 'Go F*ck Yourself'
Officers Who Watched Chauvin Murder George Floyd Found Guilty
Tommy Tuberville Steals 'Senate's Dumbest Republican' Trophy, Flings It In Own End Zone
No, There Is No 'Woke Military'
Nice War, Vladimir. Shame If This Is What Makes Russians Dropkick Your Ass For Good.
Former Burglars Reveal Their Tricks On Viral Reddit Thread! Tabs, Fri., Feb. 25, 2022
The 568,769 Grossest Things Putin's Bestest American Fluffers Have Said The Past 24 Hours
Tulsi Gabbard, Michael Flynn: Why Is Joe Biden Invading Ukraine???!!!
Neo-Nazi Plan To Destroy US Power Grid Foiled By Lost Phone
Throw The F*ck Down, Mr. President
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. SECRET AMPHIBIOUS AMERICAN ATTACK ON THE RUSSIANS!
Labor Board Rains On Starbucks' Union-Busting Parade
Raving Madman Loser Attacks Ukraine: Some Things We Know So Far!
Courts Striking Down Republicans' Comically Illegal Electoral Maps, *FOR NOW*
Unvaccinated Michigan GOP GOV Candidate Thinks Your Kid Should Just Walk Off COVID-19
Four Idiots Pretty Sure Greta Thunberg Made Putin Invade Ukraine
We Changed Our Sleeping Habits After This Monthlong Family Vacation! Tabs, Thurs., Feb. 24, 2022
Americans MASSIVELY AGAINST Banning School Library Books? But We Heard ... Aw F*ck It
Texas AG And Gov Just Made It Illegal To Provide Medical Care To Trans Kids, All By Their Lonesomes
Here, Have A White House Press Briefing!
Everything You Need To Know About Russia And Ukraine Right This Second, Better Click Fast!
Big Dumb US Trucker Convoy Limps Off To Washington DC
Rudy Giuliani Decides He Will Talk To Jan. 6 Committee After All. Maybe. Probably. If They Ask Nice.
Tucker Literally Saying Putin Not The Enemy, YOU ARE
Can We All Agree On A Humane, Non-Skull-Busting Solution To The Homeless Crisis?
Portland Mass Shooter: Patriotic American Mad About Black Lives Mattering, COVID, Everything Else
Here’s A Nice Time: Local Georgia Sheriffs No Longer Foot Soldiers For ICE
Clarence And Ginni Thomas Giddily Screw The Nation Like Honeymooners
Art Deco Era Cylindrical Faux Wood Finish Bar! Tabs, Wed., Feb. 23, 2022
NRSC Chair Rick Scott Would Like To Remind America How Much GOP Policies SUCK
'Fox & Friends' Idiot Pretty Sure The Russia And The Ukraine Just Like Benghazi Because ...
Rightwing Zealot Ginni Thomas *Miiiiight* Have Also Been Active Jan. 6 Coup Plotter
Joe Biden's Got A Russia/Ukraine Update, And So Does Wonkette
Gun Roundup: How's That Second Amendment Workin' Out For Ya, America? Pretty Deathy, Huh?
Kyle Rittenhouse Gonna SUE Everyone Who Says He Killed Those People He Killed
Jenna Ryan An Ass, Also Not Wrong: Incarcerated People Should Have Cell Phones
No, White Dudes, We’re Not Making Culture Wars ‘Concessions’ To Bigots
Hey, Look, It’s Republicans Being Terrible About Presidents Day
Florida Legislators Find A Way To Make 'Don't Say Gay' Bill Even Crueler
Nancy Mace Doesn’t Need Trump, She’s Got Her Trader Joe’s Wine And Her Dignity.
Here’s Your Latest Russia-Ukraine Update, Before Sh*t Gets Even Worse
Trump Pocketed Classified Docs, Insists The People WILL NOT Stand For Reporters Revealing That
Tulsi Gabbard’s Dark Side Transition Now Complete With Scheduled CPAC Appearance
Mary J. Blige Not Too Worried Halftime Show Made One Million (Imaginary) Moms Sad
Dr. Oz Pretty Sure No One Covers Their Body With Cloth Material For Eight Hours Or More
Ted Cruz Weeps For Racism Joe Biden Doing To White Judges
Court Rules Trump Can Be Sued For Inciting Mob On January 6
Dean Baquet Has No Regrets About How Much New York Times F*cked Up 2016 Election
If You Have Any Of These 20 Items Around, You Could Be Rich! Tabs, Mon., Feb. 21, 2022
Wonkette Weekend Live Chat Enters The Multiverse Of Madness
Candace Owens Wants To Invade Canada Now
Tennessee Considering Just Making Everyone With A Gun A Cop
Should States Be Allowed To Put Birth Control Users In Prison? Michigan AG Hopefuls Think So!
Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Think You Are A Shining Star
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Ti' Punch!
Senate Republicans, Joe Manchin Successfully Drive 3.7 Million Children Into Poverty
Are The Canadian Truckers Using Own Kids As Human Shields? Well If They Are, They Should Stop!
Why Is Justin Trudeau Terrorizing All The American Conservatives?
Trump's Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Week In Court
Some Anti-Government Creeps Arrested In Truckerpalooza Raid Plotted To Kill Cops, Quelle Surprise
If Rural Voters Are So Worried About 'Defunding Police,' Why Aren't They Properly Funding Their Own?
Ammon Bundy Drops Out Of Idaho GOP Primary To Run For Governor As Independent, Weirdo
Melania Flogs Classy As Sh*t White House NFTs
Hillary Clinton Just Saying Hi To Fox News, And That They're Skating Close To 'Actual Malice'
Poor Andrew Giuliani Not Even Sure What Lie He's Supposed To Say About Hillary Clinton
Only In New York, Kids! Trump Lawyers Go WILDING.
Charlie Kirk Says Ordering Paninis Just Like Holocaust Or East Germany Or Something Else Bad
Don't You Dare Link Inflation To Corporate Profits, Or Instagram'll Get Ya
This Is Why You Never Listen To A Libertarian
Can’t Believe We Have To Say This But Yeah, Dr. King Got Arrested A Lot
MyPillow Guy Gonna Drop Big Pillows With Leeeeetle Tiny Parachutes For Canadian Truck Whiners!
Arizona Bill Would School All Kids With NRA's Near-Useless 'Eddie Eagle' Propaganda
Pastor Greg Locke Infiltrated By Man Witches!
25 Mega Mansions That Are Now Worthless! Tabs, Thurs., Feb. 17, 2022
Ryan Zinke Knows Who Is To Blame For His Ethics Lapses, And It Is Joe Biden!
San Francisco School Board Is YOU'RE FIRED, For Sucking We Guess!
GOP Senators Whine About Proposed No-Fly List For Anti-Mask A-Holes
Trump Demands End To Racist Witch Hunts Against Him And The Accountants He Loves
White House Press Briefing, Pop Quiz Afterward!
Dan Crenshaw Wants To Give Well-Paying Protester Positions To Canadian Truckers
This Brave Seattle Woman Sacrificed Weekend Pasta Runs To Rome For A Spacious New House
Big Lie Election Ratf*cker Tina Peters Running For Colorado Secretary Of State
Lamb, Fetterman, And Kenyatta Walk Into A Bar. It Is Full Of Commenters Bitching About 2016.
Rudy Has Some 'Evidence' In His Bedroom, Who Wanna See It?
Josh Hawley Selling Pro-Riot Josh Hawley Mug Mugs
LIVE: Congress Discusses What To Do About Warmongering Russian Crapsacks
Virginia House GOP Memoryholes 3/5 Compromise, Jim Crow, Other Real History
Trump's Accounting Firm Breaks Up With Him Just In Time For Valentine's Day
These '90s Music Video Vixens Disappeared And It's No Secret Why! Tabs, Wed., Feb. 16, 2022
BREAKING: Jury, Judge Agree New York Times Did Not Defame Sarah Palin
It's Biden/Psaki Hour, And The Topic Is Russia And Ukraine
Terrible People Threatening Federal Judges Because Who Aren't They Threatening
Fake Durham Scandal Would Be Good Time For Media To Learn How To Say 'Fox News Is F*cking Lying'
When The Environmentalists Stormed The Gates For The Union
Dr. Birx Wrote A Book About Her Swell COVID-19 Response ... Wait, Where You Going?
Herschel Walker Running For Senate To Save Joe Rogan From Cancel Culture
WHAT ABOUT THE CANADA FREEDOM CONVOY'S SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS?
Maybe Democrats Are Losing Because Media Keeps Forgetting Republicans Exist
Tucker Just Wants To Protect Russia And World From Brutal Dictator Of ... Ukraine?
California Charges Elon Musk’s Tesla With Crazy-Ass, Old School Racism
One Million Moms Mad About Lesbian Porn. Lesbian REAL ESTATE Porn. (It's A Zillow Ad.)
Sen. Roger Marshall Hasn’t Examined Biden Or Anything But Pretty Sure He’s Senile Old Coot
Last-Minute Valentine’s Day Gifts That Still Won’t Save Your Marriage! Tabs, Tues., Feb. 15, 2022
Mitch McConnell And The 'Moderates' Really Think They're Going To Take GOP Back From Trump
The Parable Of The 'Good Republican'
Vermont May Become First State To Make Abortion A Constitutional Right
Oh Hey, Here's Your Monday Press Briefing!
Christian Crowdfunding Site Raising Money For 'Freedom Convoy' Hacked By Disney Fans
GOP Pretty Sure We Should Cave To Truck Babies' Demands, That'll Teach Us A Lesson
Racist Pennsylvania Firefighters Had Good Laugh About Eight-Year-Old Girl Cops Killed
What The Hell Are The Wingers On About Now With John Durham?
Rand Paul's Dream Of A Super Bowl Clogged Up By Anti-Vax Truckers Fails To Materialize
Moderate Democrats Pretty Sure Progressives To Blame For Everything That Went Wrong In 2021
Middle-Aged Hip-Hop Stars Bring ‘Sexual Anarchy’ To Super Bowl Halftime Show
The Biggest Mistakes Everyone Makes When Cooking Spaghetti! Tabs, Mon., Feb. 14, 2022
It’s Wonkette’s Big Game Weekend Live Chat Halftime Spectacular!
Can We Please Talk About This Lady Who Won't Take Her Shoes Off In Other People's Homes?
Melania Is (Allegedly) Be Best At Raising Money For Non-Existent Charities
Sean Hannity Casually Suggests Truckers May Start Killing If They Don't Get Their Way
Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Are Waiting, Come And Jump On It
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, House Tequila Rose!
NYT Columnist David Leonhardt Should Wear A Mask If He's Gonna Talk Out His Ass
AZ Senate Hopeful's Ad Shows Him Shooting Biden, Pelosi, And Mark Kelly For LULZ
Oh, Trump Took Top Secret Documents To Mar-A-Lago? Is There A Phrase For That Do You Suppose?
White Nationalists Planning Nuremberg Truck Rally Across America, Hooray!
Free Crack Pipes Are Good, Actually.
Deputy Attorney General's Facebook Posts Too Crazy Even For Virginia Republicans, So Bye!
What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment? Here's Nancy Mace's!
45 Functional Butler's Pantries With Endless Charm! Tabs, Fri., Feb. 11, 2022
Virginia Senate Dems Kill GOP Anti-Abortion Bill BUT GOOD
Senate Outlaws Forced Arbitration Clauses For Sexual Harassment. FINALLY.
Canada's Ice Choad Truckers Still At It
Wealthy Fox Hosts LAUGH And LAUGH Over How *Silly* It Is To Help Unhoused People Find Homes
Trump: NO CLOGGED TOILETS! NO CLOGGED TOILETS! MAGGIE HABERMAN IS THE CLOGGED TOILETS!
Military Spouses Unwilling To Get In Bed With Charlie Kirk
Tucker Not Asking If Kamala Harris Is Real January 6 Pipe Bomber, YOU ARE!
Trump Quack Peter Navarro BEGGING For Contempt Of Congress Referral Please Baby Please!
Ohio Mayor Concerned Ice Fishing Too Sexy For His Suburb
Texas GOP Bigot So Mad Students Not Allowed To Laugh At Trans Kids Anymore
Missouri GOP Senate Candidates Play 'Wheel Of Assh*le'
Once Again It Comes Back To Trump And A Goddamn Terlet
The Most Unpleasant Citizens In The Nation Ranked In Order, By State! Tabs, Thurs., Feb. 10, 2022
Did Capitol Police Put Wire Tapps In GOP Rep. Troy Nehls's Underpants, Or Is He Just Babbling?
Joe Biden Thinks Florida's 'Don't Say Gay' Bill Is Some Bigoty Bullsh*t
Mike Lindell's Favorite Big-Lie-Believin', Alleged Cyber-Criming Colorado Clerk Kicks A Cop
Watch Your White House Press Briefing, There Will Be A Pop Quiz Afterward
Florida Surgeon General Thinks It’s None Of Your Damn Business If He’s Been Vaccinated
If You Liked RNC's Kissy Sexxx Note To 1/6 Terrorists, You Should See The NSFW Original
Trump's EPA Guy Won't Get To Despoil Virginia After State Senate Says F*******ck No
PA Congressman Says Kids Who Die From COVID Probably Had It Coming
Jesus, How Hard Is It For Democrats To Keep Their Masks On In Photos?
Oh Hey, Goodbye, Surprise Medical Billing, And F*ck Off!
Why Do We Keep Honoring Confederate Traitors No Matter The Cost?
Lauren Boebert 'Splains Bible Heroes Who Got Canceled, Like Abel And Jesus
13 Big Mistakes Everyone Makes With Their Colanders! Tabs, Wed., Feb. 9, 2022
Mitch McConnell Not Real Impressed With RNC's Mash Note To Trump's Terrorists
This Vaccine Disinfo Is Wildly Disgusting, Even For Tucker And Charlie Kirk
It's Your Combination Biden Hut And Psaki Bell Livestream Extravaganza!
Montana Republican Explains Democracy Bad, And He's Not Even Talking About Donald Trump
Oregon GOP Gov Candidate Admits He’s Former Swinger, Current Big Lie Creep
Supreme Court Conservatives Say Racial Gerrymanders Are Very Cool, Very Legal
Tom Nichols Mourns Simpler Time When Quentin Tarantino Freely Used The N-Word In ‘Pulp Fiction’
All Fun And Games Until Fox News Hosts Start Calling Bullsh*t On Trump's Big Lie
Paul Gosar's Fave White Nationalist Will Be Really Hurt If You Say He's Not A Real Incel
Rand Paul, Ted Cruz: Is That Anti-Vaxx Canadian Trucker Freedom Rock??? Well TURN IT UP!
Here Are Some Of The Dumbest Defenses Of Joe Rogan’s Repeated Use Of The N-Word
Chris Christie Suggests Trump Might’ve Been Guilty Of A Coup Or Two
Why Great Comedy Is Like Tragedy But Sadder. Tabs, Tues., Feb. 8, 2022
Media Whiffs Coverage Of January 6 Committee, Vows To Go Forth And Whiff Again
Profiles In GOP Cowardice: Your Sunday Shows!
POP QUIZ: Who's This So-Called Chancellor Of Germany Standing Next To Joe Biden?
GOP Has 40 Black Candidates For 7,000 Elections! Hooray!
Hey What's This? It's Your Monday Press Briefing!
Police Really Need To Stop Breaking Into Black People’s Homes And Killing Them
Right-Wingers No Longer Being Shy About Wanting To Defund Public Schools Entirely
Virginia GOP Gov. Glenn Youngkin’s Campaign Bullies Teen Online, Totally Normal
Will GOP Demand Trump Go To Email Jail For Shredding And Stealing Government Docs? LOL.
Memphis Anti-Choicers Take Bold Stand Against Playgrounds, Because They Love Children
Trump Pretty Sure Josh Mandel Too Unf*ckable For Endorsement
The Untold Truth Of Sauerkraut. Tabs, Mon., Feb. 7, 2022
Wonkette Weekend Live Chat Gonna Rock The Vote Like It’s 1992
Dan Bongino's Schtick Tragically Murdered By Actual Statistics
Joe Rogan Does Bad Job Of Apologizing For Saying The N-Word
Extremely Normal And Well-Adjusted OAN Guy Excited For Vaccine To Kill All Of The Liberals
One Year Later, Mike Pence Takes Brave Stand Against Trump Trying To Murder Him
Wonkette's Top Ten Can Help You Be A Model Or Just Look Like One
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Ming Of Harlem!
Religious Test, Schmeligious Test, Gov. Mike Parson Will Appoint Only Christians
Hey, Look At The 467,000 New Jobs In January! Thanks A Lot, Biden!
Washed Up Comedian Pretty Sure No One Would Listen To AOC If She Weren't Hot
Mike Pence Is Just A Boy, Standing In Front Of The Federalist Society, Begging It To Not Kill Him
TN Judge Sentences Woman To Six Years For Attempting To Register To Vote While Black
GOP Unpersons Cheney And Kinzinger For Crimes Against Trump
Famously Homophobic Miss California Tells Maskless Children They Are Rosa Parks Now
Even For Lincoln Project, This Is F********cked Up
Joe Biden Has Plans For Rural EV Charging, Probably Because UN Agenda 21 We Bet
Kind-Hearted Celebs Who Married Terrible People For Some Reason. Tabs, Fri., Feb. 4, 2022
Facebook Stock Tanked Because It SUCKS
Money. Baby. Rabbit. Camera. Wonkette.
Dystopian Seinfeld: Woman Gets Newborn Child Taken Away Over Poppy Seed Cake
Oklahoma Republican All Set To Ban Teaching *Everything*
Here Are Some Of The 9,572,802 Ways Trump Tried To Steal The Election
Threats From Dipsh*t QAnon Terrorists Shut Down Texas Butterfly Center Indefinitely
Tennessee Gets Terrible Abortion Ban Back
Afghan Refugees Settling In To Orange County, CA, And Hardly Anyone Even Being Huge Dicks About It!
Why WOULDN'T Rudy Giuliani Get To Futz With His Chram On 'The Masked Singer'?
Susan Collins So Mad Democrats Turned The GOP Racist
Toilets With Threatening Auras. Tabs, Thurs., Feb. 3, 2022
Something Something Charlie Kirk Transgender Exoskeleton Goggle Sex Robots
Government Shutdown Season Is Different From Debt Ceiling Season: A Handy Wonkette Guide
We Were Rooting For You, Marie Newman!
Three Guesses Which GOP Senator Is Climbing Up Putin's Ass With Tucker
Trump Makes Conveniently Timed Donation To Mark Meadows's Employer
Is Trump-Endorsed Kari Lake Too Coup-Coup For Arizona Gov?
DHS Prepping Robot Dogs For Border Patrol, That Should Be Just Fine
Trump Never Ever Getting Back Together With RINO Loser Lindsey Graham
Nevada GOP Gov Candidate Dean Heller Sincerely Believes Whatever MAGA Voters Tell Him
4.3 Million Americans Quit Or Changed Jobs In December, COVID Economy Just Nutty Like That
Trump Keeps Confessing To All The Coups
The Things That Are Total Turnoffs For Men Will Surprise You! Tabs, Wed., Feb. 2, 2022
Is There A Michigan Crazy Person Who ISN'T Running Against Gretchen Whitmer?
Coronavirus Roundup: Vaccines For Tots Coming Soon! (Maybe!)
Your White House Press Briefing Is Through A Glass Darkly
Indicted Insurrection Suspect Wants To Leave Sunny California For More Coup-Tolerant Texas
Comic Book Guy Sends Free Copies Of 'Maus' To TN Kids. That's How You Beat Nazis!
Trump's Election Stealing Plans Were So Illegal Even Rudy Giuliani Wouldn't Touch Them
Will You People Shut Up Already About Kamala Harris On The Supreme Court?
Did Gavin Newsom Pull A Boris Johnson With Magic Johnson
Bari Weiss CANNOT BELIEVE YOU PEOPLE!
Trump-Endorsed GOP Michigan Candidate Suggests MAGA Bring Guns To The Polls ... For Freedom!
Is Ben Shapiro Smarter Than A Fifth Grader
DeSantis Press Secretary Christina Pushaw Is Just Really Good At Her Job
Anti-Vaxx 'Freedom Convoy' Truckers Harass Ottawa Soup Kitchen For Freedom, Eh
Kamala Harris Was Almost Blown Up During January 6’s Random Tourist Event
Rep. Thomas Massie Fails To Credit Neo-Nazi Pedophile Who Inspired Him
Trump Admits To Attempting To Overthrow The Government. Again.
Beg Your Pardon, Susan Collins?
Newt Gingrich Has Seen ‘Casablanca’ More Than 20 Times But Never Got The Point
Local Genius Joe Rogan Also Wrong About Race, As Well As COVID-19 Vaccines
JD Vance Real Sad That The ‘Scumbags’ Don’t Want To Rent Out Event Space To Him
Does Laura Ingraham Have Any Regret Where Her Soul Should Be This Morning?
Marjorie Taylor Greene GRRR MAD About Jail Conditions For Capitol Rioters, Not For Anyone Else
Hurry And Fetch The Salts, Susan Collins Is Having A Spell Again!
The Worst TV Parents Ever. Tabs, Mon., Jan. 31, 2022
Wonkette’s Weekend Live Chat Has Got Oil In Bakersfield That’s Pumping, Pumping, Pumping!
Trump Already Doling Out Imaginary Future Pardons To Capitol Rioters
Joni Mitchell To Show Spotify They Won't Know What They've Got Til It's Gone
It Took 10 Years To Get A Man Out Of Prison After His Twin Brother Confessed
Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Is A Pal And A Confidant
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Tijuana Breakfast!
Wingnuts Discuss Biden Supreme Court Pick About As Calmly As You'd Expect
Pennsylvania Court Decides Mail-In Voting Is Illegal Now That Democrats Are Doing It
Why Did Joe Biden Blow Up This Pittsburgh Bridge?
Freedom-Loving Group Confiscates 16 Books From School Library, For Freedom
QAnon Virginia Candidate Brawls At Texas Butterfly Center And This Headline Is Wildly Insufficient
Shocking Study Shows That Giving Poor Parents Money Benefits The Children They Are Raising
Disgraced Former MO Gov Eric Greitens Shouts LOCK HER UP In Pathetic Attempt To Get Trump Nod
Oh Look, DEEP DISARRAY RIFTS In Wisconsin GOP!
How To Complain At Restaurants, According To Restaurant Owners. Tabs, Fri., Jan. 28, 2022
The Top 147 Reasons Mitch McConnell Can Shut His Supreme Court Bullsh*t Facehole
Return Of Zombie 'Don't Say Gay' In F-L-A!
Anti-Vaxxers: There's Gold In Them Thar Substacks!
Meghan McCain Survives COVID, Still No Cure For Raging Assh*le
Joe Biden And Justice Stephen Breyer Walk Into A Bar
US Economy Had Record Growth For 2021, Thanks A Lot, Biden
Don't Watch 'Housewives'? Not Sure Who Jennie Nguyen Even Is? We've Got You Covered.
Now The School Censors Have Come For Maus
Some Old White Idiot Pretty Sure YouTube Hypnotizing Him. (It Is Eric Clapton.)
Beloved Game Show Hosts Who Are Really Detestable Human Beings! Tabs, Thurs., Jan. 27, 2022
Matt Gaetz Having Good Day Again Probably
Justice Breyer Gives Democrats One Less Thing To Freak Out About
Intel, GM Investing Big Time In US Manufacturing, What Was That About Biden's Terrible Economy?
Should Tennessee's Largest City Even Have A Congressman, Or Nah F*ck It?
Oh Sh*t, Trump Lawyer John Eastman, Sorry About Your Nards!
Arizona GOP Officially Done With People Voting Against Republicans
Disgruntled Irish Fisherfolk Gonna Mess With Russian Navy. Go, Irish Fisherfolk!
Biden Loses 2024 Election To Imaginary Faceless Republican, Beats All The Ones With Faces
Roger Stone Pretty Sure Ron DeSantis A Disloyal Creep Who Cheats On His Wife (Allegedly)
New York Times Prints Gushy Love Letter To The January 6 MAGA Mob
New Kid Rock Song Is Actual Worst Piece Of Sh*t Ever Made, Click Here To Laugh At It
The Profits For Running New York's Rent Assistance Program Were Too Damn High
Some Dude Suggests Pro-Choicers Could Team Up With Anti-Vaxxers Because Of Course He Did
Celebrity Homes That Absolutely Nobody Wanted To Buy! Tabs, Wed., Jan. 26, 2022
Federal Court Tosses Alabama's Preposterous Racial Gerrymander
Urine-Drinking 'Vaccine Cop' Weirdo Crosses Anti-Vaxx, Sovereign Citizen Streams
Tucker Should Probably Just Give His Monologues In Russian From Now On
Office Of Congressional Ethics Finds None In Rep. Doug Lamborn's Congressional Office
Young Nevada Black Man Falsely Arrested For Amazing Resemblance To Old White Guy
Coronavirus Roundup: New Variants, Neil Young, Go Get Your Free N95 Masks, For Free
Not Ready For Prime Time Laura Ingraham Begs For Bit Part On ‘SNL’
Joe Biden Says What All Patriotic Americans Thinking About Peter Doocy
Oh Hey, Virginia Gov Glenn Youngkin A Assh*le, Who’d Have Guessed?
Of Course Sarah Palin Took Her Unvaccinated Ass Inside A NYC Restaurant
JD Vance Pretty Sure America Needs To Laugh More At People’s Tragic Deaths
What If We Paid Hospital Employees And Ambulance Drivers With ... Taxes?
The Supreme Court Is About To Do Some Very Bad Sh*t, And We're Not Just Talking About Abortion
What If The White House Held A Press Briefing And We All Watched?
If Democrats Really Cared About Protecting Democracy From Republicans They’d Become Republicans!
Noted Scumbag Newt Gingrich Threatens January 6 Committee Members With Jail Time, For Because Is Why
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Walks Into A Bar. Being Asked To Leave Is The Holocaust.
Dan Scavino Wanted To Sue Jan. 6 Committee Anonymously To Avoid Twitter Meanies. Oops!
The Totally Expected Answers To What Republicans Stand For
Kyrsten Sinema, Tolerated By Republicans, Loathed By Everyone Else!
Ridiculous Person Bari Weiss Has Officially Canceled COVID-19
Ivanka Trump Is A 40-Year-Old Grown-Ass Complicit Woman
Brother, Can You Spare 9 Bucks For Some Stock Trader’s Chipotle Steak Burrito?
Why Is A Woman In Love Like A Welder? Tabs, Mon., Jan. 24, 2022
Wonkette’s Weekend Live Chat Predicted That The GOP Would Obstruct Biden’s Every Move
Feds May Stop DeSantis From Loading Up On Monoclonal Antibody Treatments Ineffective Against Omicron
Arizona Democrats Give Kyrsten Sinema A Big Thumbs Down
Please Don't Mark The Anniversary Of Roe By Buying A $75 Gwyneth Paltrow Vagina Candle
Super Bowl Offers To Pay Halftime Dancers In Exposure Bucks
You Don't Need The Mark Of The Beast To Read Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The White Russian!
We Feel Like The Justice Department Might Need To Speak To Michael Flynn And Rudy Giuliani
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. Trump Hannity Interview.
Nice Virginia Mom Threatens To Bring Loaded Guns To School Over Mask Mandate
USA To No Longer Pay Its Workers Less Than It Costs To Live Here
LIVE: President No-Malarkey Talkin' About Semiconductors. Doesn't That Sound Sexy?
Yr Wonkette Is Tall Enough To See Lauren Boebert Is Full Of Sh*t
Jan. 6 Committee Invites Ivanka Over For Coffee Cake, Reminds Her Not To Do Crimes
Biden Administration Will Try To Prevent Wildfires, No Forest-Raking Required
Eat This And That, But Never That And This! Tabs, Fri., Jan. 21, 2022
UPDATE: Justice Gorsuch Still Maskless, Still A Dick
Fascist Goons In 'RINO Hunter' Tees Bring Post-January 6 Civility To Orange County GOP Meeting
TN Law Meant To Let Christians Discriminate Against Gays Being Used To Discriminate Against Jews
Hey White House Press Briefing, Let's Make Like A Tree And Be On Time!
With Winter Storm Coming, Pipeline Company Threatens Gas Supply To Texas Power Plants
Indian MRAs Will 'Boycott Marriage' If Marital Rape Criminalized, Disappointing Nobody
Jan. 6 Committee Passes Out Subpoenas, Collects Court Wins, Kicks Ass
GOP Blocked Voting Rights Again, And Joe Manchin And Kyrsten Sinema Helped!
LIVE: Civil Rights Leaders Tell Congress About Voter Suppression, In Case They Hadn't Heard
David Perdue Would Also Too Like Some Election Cops For Georgia
GOP NH Gov. Chris Sununu Not Interested In Going To Senate To Do Nothing For Two Years
12 Amazingly Self-Aware Clickbait Headlines That Always Work! Tabs, Thurs., Jan. 20, 2022
Mark Kelly Supports Filibuster Reform, So Don't Blame 'Arizona,' OK, KYRSTEN SINEMA?
Let's See What President Biden Has To Say For Himself!
Yesterday In Labor History: The Goddamn Pinkertons
Trump Pussy Tape Co-Star Billy Bush So Mad ‘Today’ Show Thinks He’s Grosser Than Matt Lauer
Trump Family Gets Late Night Love Note From New York Attorney General
Florida Takes Its Turn On 'Please Don't Make White People Uncomfortable' Bandwagon
If You Weren’t Convinced Joss Whedon’s A Creep, His Latest Interview Should Help Seal The Deal
Emily’s List, NARAL Tell Filibuster-Lover Kyrsten Sinema To Eff Off, But Politely
Ronna McDaniel Telling Obvious Big Lies About How 2020 Debates RIGGGGGGGGED Against Trump
Let’s Assume, Just For The Moment, That Joe Manchin Is A Dishonest Man
Wrap Your Feet In Aluminum Foil And Pull Out The Toxins!, Tabs, Wed., Jan. 19, 2022
Justice Gorsuch Even More Of A Dick Than You Thought
Ron DeSantis Wants Special Police Force For Elections, Which Sounds Perfectly Fine, Sure
The Half Dozen Supposedly Decent Republicans Out There Pretty Sure They Can Stop Trump
If It's Tuesday, It Must Be Omicron Update Time
Ron DeSantis Delivers MLK Day Gift Of Racially Gerrymandered Congressional Map
If It's Tuesday, There's A White House Press Briefing
Fifth Circuit Tells Women To Get F*cked In Latest Abortion Decision
The Federalist Knows Who's Just Like MLK, And It Is Trump And The Insurrectionists
Laura Ingraham Gives COVID Round Of Applause For Infecting Gen. Mark Milley
Anti-Abortion Folks Pretty Sure FDA Hiding Pile Of Dead Abortion Pill Patients Somewhere
Marsha Blackburn: WHAR FOOD IN GROCERY STORE?
We Dry Aged Steak In Lime Zest & Tequila. Here’s What Happened. Tabs. Tues., Jan. 18, 2022
Remembering The Dr. King Conservatives Find So Damn Inconvenient
OAN Gets Cancel Cultured. Dang.
The Voter Suppression Will Be Televised
Republicans Suddenly 'Very Interested' In 'Helping' to 'Reform' The Electoral Count Act
GOP Pretty Sure DC Vaccine Mandates The Real Jim Crow 2.0
Wow, This Crazy Violent Portland Police Training Slide Is ... Pretty Much What You’d Expect
Trump Celebrates MLK Day By Declaring Race War
Some Virginia School Districts Set To Ignore Gov. Glenn Youngkin’s COVID-Friendly Mask Policies
Gunman Holds Four Hostage At Texas Synagogue, Because That's What 2022 Is Like So Far
Hillary Clinton Subtweets Manchin, Sinema, Lets Them Know What MLK Would Have Thought About Them
23 Exceptionally Weird Things People Found Under Their Floorboards. Tabs, Mon., Jan. 17, 2022
Wonkette Weekend Live Chat Doesn’t Need A Supermajority To End Debate
Youngkin Kicks Off VA Governorship By Pretending Racism And COVID Don't Exist
Fox News All Het Up About Satan Again
Forgetful Capitol Rioters Called Pelosi's Office Looking For The 'Lost And Found'
No, Virginia, Abraham Lincoln Never Debated Oliver Wendell Douglas, Either
Wonkette's Weekly Top Ten Is Crazy For You
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Northumbria Toddy!
Eternal Groundhog Day Infrastructure Week But It's Good Now: The One With The Bridges
Here's A Tiny Ray Of Student Loan Justice (No, They're Not Canceling Everyone's Loans Just Yet)
How Will We Take Jen Psaki Out Of Context Today?
How Holy Do You Need To Be To Get A Pig Heart Transplant?
SCOTUS Would Love To Help Workers/End Pandemic, But They've Got An Administrative State To Destroy
Sinema, Manchin Would Do Anything For Voting Rights, But They Won't Do That
Partying Hard Really Caught Up With These Rockers. Here's How! Tabs, Fri., Jan. 14, 2022
RNC Chair Ronna Romney McDaniel Will See Debate Commission IN HELL!
Florida Man Victim Of Road Rage Shoot-Out He Started
Paul Manafort Wants A Redemption Tour? F*ck Off, Let's Talk About His Russian Spy BFF Some More
Might Be Fake Trump 'Electors' Time In The Barrel
They Tried To Kill Us, We Survived, Let's Vote
Here's Chuck Schumer's Tricksy Plan To Jump Start Debate On Voting Rights
Lindsey Graham HEREBY ORDERS Mitch McConnell Be Nicer To Dear Leader True Father Big Daddy Trump
Republicans Remind Us What A Friend We Have In The Filibuster
NYC Mayor Eric Adams Demotes Brother To Slightly Less Lucrative Crony Position
Stuff Nightmares Are Made Of: 40 Beds With Menacing Auras! Tabs, Thurs., Jan. 13, 2022
Mitch McConnell Serpent-Talking Maryland GOP Gov Larry Hogan Into Running For Senate
F*ckin' Elite Strike Force Idiot Out Here Talkin' About Human-Animal Hybrid Sports Teams
Ray Epps! Ray Epps! He's Here! He's There! He's Every F*cking Where!
Some Fool Named ‘Tudor Dixon’ Thinks She Can Come For ‘Big Gretch’ Whitmer
Georgia County Might Close All But One Polling Place, Because ... Let's See ... 'COVID' This Time
SHOCK POLL: Americans Frickin' LOVE Voting Rights. Maybe Congress Should Pass Some.
Dr. Fauci Goes Rand Paul's Neighbor In Senate Hearing
Glenn Youngkin's Virginia All About Burning Books, Firing School Superintendents For Wrongthink
House Democrats Can Lead Maskless GOP Members To ‘Isolation Boxes’ But They Can’t Make Them Think
Woke Trump Attacking GOP-ers Who Won't Say They Love Vaccines He Personally Created
Here Are The Tell-Tale Signs Of A Cheap Steak. Tabs, Wed., Jan. 12, 2022
LIVE: If Joe Biden Has To Tell The Senate To Pass Voting Rights One More Damn Time ...
Careful, Gavin Newsom Gonna Spill Some Money On You, California
Florida Republicans Race To Ban Abortion Under Guise Of Protecting Kids From Tobacco
Hmmm Why Would Republicans Be HOLY SH*TBALLS SO MAD About New DOJ Domestic Terrorism Unit?
New NYC Councilwoman Vickie Paladino A Real Live One, Congratulations New York City!
Get Those N95 Reading Glasses On, It's Your Omicron Update!
Mitch McConnell Blocked Voting Rights Last Night, And Joe Manchin Helped!
Gateway Pundit Says It's Cool To Assault Cops If They Are Bad Cops
New York Mayor Eric Adams Has Thrilling First Week Of Nepotism, Cronyism, Swagger
Move Over, Horse Paste. January's Hottest Miracle Cure Is Your Own Pee!
The Shocking Secret Of Happy Hour Calamari! Tabs, Tues., Jan. 11, 2022
Claymates Rejoice! Clay Aiken Running For Congress Again In North Carolina
Despite Joe Manchin’s Best Efforts, Democrats Building Polling Numbers Back Better
Oh Hey, Here's Your White House Press Briefing!
Let's LIVEBLOG Another Sh*tshow Trump January 6 Hearing!
Former New York Times Columnist Nicholas Kristof Pretty Sure He’s Always Lived In Oregon
Michael Flynn Knows Who Is Just Like Jesus, And It Is The Capitol Rioters
Jim Jordan Throws Tantrum, Says January 6 Committee Is The REAL Insurrection
Washington Post Just Wondering Why Biden Seems To Get Off On Funerals
GOP Fascists Passing Laws To Prevent Schools From Teaching That Fascism Is Bad
The Most Unique Sandwiches You Need To Try At Least Once! Tabs, Mon., Jan. 10, 2022
Wonkette’s Weekend Live Chat Still Has A Carton Of Holiday Eggnog
People Aren't Just Vaccinating Due To 'Mass Formation Psychosis,' Because It's Not A Thing
No One Really In The Mood For An Unvaccinated Love Story Right Now
Ahmaud Arbery's Murderers Will Be Going To Prison For The Rest Of Their Lives
Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Are Just Extremely Normal, Okay?
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Mimosa 75!
Joe Biden Not Having Any Of GOP's Economic Poor-Mouthing Bullsh*t
Former Jeff Sessions Spox Sarah Isgur Sheds Great Big 'Both Sides' Capitol Riot Tears
GOP HAAAATES Biden's Terrible Economy. Unemployment So Low, And Such Small Portions!
WTF Is Happening With The Ghislaine Maxwell Verdict?
Kristi Noem Pretends New Law Restricting Medication Abortion All About 'Protecting Women's Health'
Well This Was Mortifying Even For Ted Cruz
Matt Gaetz And Marjorie Taylor Greene Sick Of Being Booby Trapped And Blood Libeled
Exclusive! This Woman's Keurig Nightmare Is Going Viral! Tabs, Fri., Jan. 7, 2022
When Dick Cheney Is The Best The Republican Party Has To Offer, You Are Seditionist Pork-F*ck Trash
Ron DeSantis Is Back And Breathlessly Full Of Bad Takes
Stephanie Grisham Spilling Trump Dirt All Over DC Right Now
LIVE: Congress Remembers What Happened January 6, Because They Were Literally There, TUCKER
Pandemic Made Hotel Housekeeping Worser Job Than Ever, Because People Are *DISGUSTING*
The Right Is Still Deeply Confused About What They Want The January 6 Narrative To Be
Tucker In Actual Three Mile Island Meltdown Because Ted Cruz Said 1/6 Was Terrorist
Susan Collins Gonna Protect Voting Rights Just Like She Protected Roe V. Wade
2022 Gerrymandering Threat: Democracy Not Even Mostly Dead!
Did Trump Incite The January 6 Riot? Depends What The Definition Of All These Tweets Is
LIVE: Biden And Harris Return To Scene Of Trump Attack On America
Recruit Faster With The Org. Tabs, Thurs., Jan. 6, 2022
Meatball McPeenerToilet Didn't Like Merrick Garland's Speech, So There's One Yelp Review
We Saw JD Vance And WaPo In A Closet Making Babies
Washington Bible Mom Lady Running For Congress On Platform Of 'Libraries Are Evil'
Here's Your White House Press Briefing, Click Fast Before It's Over!
Oh, Hey, Working Age Americans Are Dying A Hell Of A Lot. The Economy Must Be GREAT!
Tucker Says Low Testosterone Matters And Size Matters And Big Things Are Very Scary
Jan. 6 Committee Invites Sean Hannity In For Chat About His *Interesting* Texts
Utah Tech Dude Exposes Jewish Plot To Kill Errebody With Vaccines, Ends Up Out Of Job Somehow
Sad Loser Trump Cancels January 6 Speech, Guess Nobody Wanted To Hear Him Talk
Trump Team's Flawless Big Lie Plan Sought Help From QAnon Guy Ron Watkins
Lemons For Cellulite? Top Doctors Swear By This Morning Mix! Tabs, Wed., Jan. 5, 2021
OAN Host Very Mad About AOC's Melanin-Deprived Boyfriend
Ron Johnson Creates God In His Own Total Dumbass Image
New Year, New White House Press Briefings!
'Pro-Choice' NH Gov Sununu Signs Abortion Bounty Bill Because ... LOOK OVER THERE!
Freedom-Loving Orange County Deputy DA Dies Of Freedom
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What's Grosser Than Gross? Don Jr. Getting MARRIED!
When WHIP INFLATION NOW Whipped Full Employment Instead
Florida Surgeon General Says BACK AWAY FROM THE COVID TEST
GOP Idiots Dan Crenshaw And Marjorie Taylor Greene Are Having A Big Fight
Why January Is The Best Time To Cancel Your Gym Membership. Tabs, Tues., Jan. 4, 2022
Devin Nunes Rides Cow Into Sunset
Chuck Schumer: Nice Filibuster You Got There. Shame If Something Were To Happen To It.
The 'Vaccine Police' Guy Trying To Citizen's Arrest Your Governor Is A Former Snake Oil Salesman
Kevin McCarthy Furious Democrats Doing So Little To Protect Capitol From Republican Trump Insurgents
Bernie Kerik F*cks Around With January 6 Select Committee, For A Change
New Year, Same Peter Meijer 'Both Sides' Cowardice
January 6 Opinion Polls Show Republicans Still Pretending To Believe A Lot Of Sh*t
It's January 3. Have You Thought About Joe Manchin's Feelings Yet This Year?
Sheriff Charged With Pulling Gun On Youth Group Girls Can Keep Job, But Not Guns
Trump Endorses Rep. Mary Miller, Who Said ‘Hitler Was Right’ About A Thing
Texas Gov Greg Abbott Suddenly Remembers Joe Biden’s President, Begs For Help Against COVID-19 Surge
14 Clutter-Causing Household Items You Should Pare Down ASAP! Tabs, Mon., Jan. 3, 2022
Wonkette’s First 2022 Live Chat Has Already Forgotten Former Acquaintances
Twitter Won't Have Marjorie Taylor Greene To Kick Around Anymore
Let Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Help Nurse Your Hangover
Your 2021 Wonkette Legislative Hero Has A Cheney In It, For First And Last Time Ever
Joe Manchin, You Are Wonkette’s 2021 Legislative Shitheel!
Mike Lindell, You Are 2021's Lunatic Of The Year!